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Are Video Phones Back From The Dead?

gwizah writes: "A company by the name of Vialta is peddling a new product all you future loving geek's can enjoy, A VideoPhone! Yes, Im sure you can all remember the many attempts to bring video-phonecall technology into the home or office, but unlike the flying car, you can pick up a pair at Fry's today! According to some reviews at USA Today and the WSJ, the product works as advertised. A new way to call Grandma? Or just another silly little toy to collect dust in that hall closet."

197 comments

  1. Sale of the Century by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember they frequently gave away vidoe phones on that show. They'd give you a pair of them, so you and whoever could use it. Always seemed like a neat idea, but not really a necessary one.

    I also knew someone with a TV telephone. You could use the remote to dial, and talk to people through the TV (no video though). Now, that was really odd.

  2. UMTS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, videophone also comes back with the new UMTS system (GSM successor) already available in Japan... And now in Europe there's a couple of portable phone with built-in cams to send pics, it's gonna become popular!

  3. where the hell . . . by borg05 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Where the hell do I find a Frys? Am I the only person whose never heard of the place?

    1. Re:where the hell . . . by SquadBoy · · Score: 3, Informative

      No no you are not most likely you do not live near one. They are kind of a Costco for electronics and computer parts. Not too many stores.

      http://www.frys.com/

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    2. Re:where the hell . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://frys.com/
      find one there. that store is better than heaven.

    3. Re:where the hell . . . by AngelofDeath-02 · · Score: 1

      I actually work there now
      they look pretty nifty and the quality isnt bad (the framerate is probably 5-10 a second and it's low rez, but small window so it does look decent)

      They've got em here in phoenix, az and san diego, ca

      those are the three locations i know of ... (2 in phoenix)

      i saw them on display the other day, i wouldnt buy it personally though, i use my cell.

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    4. Re:where the hell . . . by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where the hell do I find a Frys? Am I the only person whose never heard of the place?

      Why don't you take a wild guess what their URL is? If that fails (God help you...) then you could always try a google search. If that fails, then not even God is going to waste time with you.

      GMD

    5. Re:where the hell . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh geez. You work in the Phoenix one, you know that everyone on Slashdot that has ever been to that store has wanted to kick your ass at some point right? And how many times has http://braith.best.vwh.net/frys.htm been pointed out to you. I hate you.

    6. Re:where the hell . . . by SoCalChris · · Score: 1

      Actually their web address for the online store is not www.Frys.com like so many have quickly posted. The actual online store address is Outpost.com since Fry's bought them out a while ago. Their brick & mortar stores are only here in So Cal as far as I know.

      Their prices are usually very good, but almost all of their stuff in the store at good prices is either refurbished, or has been returned before. It seems like about half of their stock on the shelves has return stickers on it. And the customer service there REALLY sucks, assuming you can even find an employee who speaks English.

      They do have good deals quite a bit though, I've just learned you have to be careful buying from them.

    7. Re:where the hell . . . by cioxx · · Score: 1

      haha. That is funny.

      I love the part where you can't enter an IQ score more than a single digit.

      On a sidenote, I live in Burbank, California. And our Fry's store is far more superior to any other outlet I know around here. Maybe there is a bad management team at Phoenix location, but here I am satisfyed with the way they service the customers, etc.

    8. Re:where the hell . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fry's in Burbank is huge. I'll give it that, but their customer service sucks, and they have that stupid 50's sci fi movie themes throughout the store.

    9. Re:where the hell . . . by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "Where the hell do I find a Frys? Am I the only person whose never heard of the place?"

      Look for the place where you need a season pass to get into their customer service line.

    10. Re:where the hell . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Lozano's Car Wash has better service! That's an unfair comparison.

    11. Re:where the hell . . . by geekoid · · Score: 3, Informative

      Count your blessings.

      actually said by frys's employee:
      "If you are on channel 4 of your CB, anybody in the world can here you if they are on channel 4."

      yes, they are that clueless.

      you have been warned.

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    12. Re:where the hell . . . by zoobee · · Score: 1

      Fry's, a Mecca for geeks, has a bunch of stores, all strategically located, up here in the dot-bombed Silicon Valley... Actually, visiting Fry's during lunch hour is a time honored ritual amongst the geeks of the valley! :)

      I personally buy hard drives, sometimes RAM, and other accessories from there... can score some nice deals...

      And yeah! Their customer service is horrible!!

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    13. Re:where the hell . . . by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

      "Look for the place where you need a season pass to get into their customer service line."

      Obviously the moderator that modded me down has never been to Fry's. Heh.

    14. Re:where the hell . . . by spike+hay · · Score: 2


      "If you are on channel 4 of your CB, anybody in the world can here you if they are on channel 4."

      yes, they are that clueless.


      Are you sure that he wasn't just referring to the fact that anybody in the world (provided they are near you) has the ability to hear you if you are on channel four? I'm sure he realized that CB's can't transmit that far.

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    15. Re:where the hell . . . by 1155 · · Score: 1

      Actually, that's for their isp. If you want *parts* you need to go to outpost.com. They have decent prices, and are the only place I know within 75 miles of where I live that have sub-notebooks, and a working display of the 23 inch mac display (see: $3,500 usd) that is very nice.

    16. Re:where the hell . . . by Not+One+Of+Us · · Score: 1

      You've never been to a Fry's, have you?

  4. Redundant? by elite+lamer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why do we even need this technology? Webcams are so cheap these days, and a good broadband connection isn't difficult to get in most areas.

    And do you really want to be prank-phone-called by someone at 3 in the morning by someone not wearing any clothes?

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    1. Re:Redundant? by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

      I can think of some people I'd like to be prank phone called by that way. This is one of the few comments where Natalie Portman references actually make sense. Then again, I can think of a lot of people who I wouldn't want to be pranked by.

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    2. Re:Redundant? by crm114 · · Score: 1

      "why do we need this when we have webcams?" ... because grandpa cant even operate an imac but he can operate this!

    3. Re:Redundant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you for stealing a joke from Mike Macdonald.

    4. Re:Redundant? by spike+hay · · Score: 2

      I'd HOPE they would have a feature so you can turn off all video of you are at all suspect of the caller. ;-)

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  5. Bandwidth by Jacer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think conventional phone lines can handle the data of voice and video. You'll have horrible quality on both, and is it really worth it? I'd much rather use a a quick cam and netmeeting, or equal program since i have the bandwidth to support that.

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    1. Re:Bandwidth by superpeach · · Score: 2

      ..I'd much rather use a a quick cam and netmeeting
      That is why these beamer things need to support h323, so that they can talk to netmeeting/gnomemeeting/whatever. That would mean that you need to have a dialup account at some ISP to use one (unless P2P beamer was also supported), but it would make it a much more useful toy as there are loads of people out there who use or can use netmeeting already. I looked around all the beamer info I could find, and nothing mentioned h323, so I am assuming that it is a beamer to beamer only thing.

    2. Re:Bandwidth by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      If you check the FAQ, they say they support H.324. You can check here for a description of the standard.

      I'm pretty sure H.324 is not compatible with H.323 since it is designed specifically for use over POTS.

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    3. Re:Bandwidth by dacarr · · Score: 1

      Well said, but note that many if not all switch housen these days are digital. Despite that, you still can't seem to get better than 53K on a POTS line.

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    4. Re:Bandwidth by DiscoBiscuit · · Score: 1

      and the only reason you get 53K on POTS is cos 56K modems are anlogue on one side and digital at the ISP end.. that's why you only get 33.6 if two 56K modems connect to each other. The ISP dont have a modem, they receive a digital stream - meaning you can cut out a D/A conversion step.

      Normally a modem to modem connection, on a digital exchange would look like:

      yourhouse A -> D ----- D --- A -- ISP

      with a 56K modem it goes

      yourhouse A -> D -------- ISP

      and I agree with what others have said, you're never gonna get good quality video/audio with POTS - yet DSL isn't standard enough. If ISDN had taken off I doubt we'd have a problem..oh well..

  6. Wireline is playing catchup here by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The wireline guys have to offer this, because the 3G cell phone people are. The 3G phones have a better data rate, too; remember, you only get 34Kb/s on a phone line. (56K modems are actually 56Kb/s down, 34Kb/s up; the host has to interface to the phone network digitally.)

    1. Re:Wireline is playing catchup here by benwaggoner · · Score: 2

      And while it might be possible to have both parties log into an ISP that supports V.92, this would hurt more than it helps. Yes, V.92 would increase bit rate somewhat (max of 48 instead of 34), but having to log in through an ISP would also increase latency a painful amount.

      Communicating point-to-point helps the latency more than the lower data rate hurts the signal.

      At least that's my guess of why they went that way.

    2. Re:Wireline is playing catchup here by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      They went this way because the goal is to simply be able to phone someone else just like using a normal phone. no service contracts, no computer equipment, nothign else.. just plug it in and you can do videophone calls with others who have them.

      It's not about designing videoconferencing gear, or about data rate, or whatnot.

    3. Re:Wireline is playing catchup here by timster · · Score: 2

      Both parties dialing into an ISP wouldn't be able to increase bit rate at all. The upstream connection is always limited to 33.6 on an analog line, no matter what equipment the ISP has. And the only bit rate that can matter in this situation is the _lower_ of the receive and transmit speeds.

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  7. I'll FiberOp ya back! by garcia · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Lucky Sylvester Stallone.

    7 word being the most to remember for one line in movie.

    1 fucking fine woman as co-star.

    1 extremely hot bitch on the FiberOp phone coming out of the shower naked on a wrong-number.

    Waiting for the future...

    1. Re:I'll FiberOp ya back! by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      Don't forget a great rant by Denis Leary.

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  8. Grandma? by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just curious - whenever some thing comes along with a "novel" method of communication - people have to immediately try to push it on my grandma.

    "Have the kids call Grandma this"
    "Grandma can see the kids that"

    I mean, I cant even get my grandma to look at a computer - and she is mostly deaf, where email would really help her.

    but she hates technology - just write a letter she says.

    we all know that it will be the young technophiles that will be early adopters, so you should say things like:

    "get a new girlfriend with this nifty whiz bang video phone that shows your technical prowess"

    1. Re:Grandma? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how the hell is that insightful? nobody even says tired crap like "whiz bang" anymore.

  9. Wow! by tcd004 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Only $499.99 for a pair!

    They're gonna need more $ than that when Apple Sues them for using Aqua buttons on their site.

    Visit LostBrain

    tcd004

    1. Re:Wow! by Knife_Edge · · Score: 1

      If this thing really has nothing to do with Apple, and they did not license the buttons, then I hope Apple cleans their clocks. The buttons add a very misleading appearance to their website, and I suspect most reasonable people would think this is intentional. Just because it is neat looking and expensive doesn't mean it is Apple, after all. Apple worked hard to build a brand their products.

    2. Re:Wow! by Myuu · · Score: 2

      Not really a rip of Apple, they made the site in Dreamweaver and used their flash buttons (which came out before OS X).

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    3. Re:Wow! by User1234 · · Score: 0

      No you are looking at that wrong, you save $100 on the pair. Your mom would be proud that you're saving money.

    4. Re:Wow! by Knife_Edge · · Score: 1

      Looks like I spoke too soon then.

  10. Dr. Johnson would have said this by bartash · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Sir, a VideoPhone is like a dog's walking on his hind legs. It is not done well; but you are surprised to find it done at all."

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    1. Re:Dr. Johnson would have said this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I use my webcam and yahoo messenger, don't pay as much long distance anymore. My relatives in chile also have webcams now. Looks like the Video Phone hasn't heard of the internet yet ;)

      Why do any communications over the phone now a days? It's free over the net (still).

      Next scandal in the making? Telco realise they will loose miilions of dollars they use to get in long distance. LAst time I checked, AIM was still trying to charge for this. Silly old school corporate out of touch monekys still don't know what is happening LOL.

  11. If it's not rumor or publicity seeking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's confirm this one before we start mourning.

    1. Re:If it's not rumor or publicity seeking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seenn this post once last month also...

  12. won't work by tps12 · · Score: 5, Informative

    David Foster Wallace described, in Infinite Jest, why video phones are unlikely to ever catch on, and I don't think he was the first. The great thing about the telephone is that one needn't give the person on the other end of the line one's complete attention.

    On the telephone, you can look through a magazine, clip your toenails, read you email, or make a sandwich, all without the other person suspecting that you are not hanging on his or her every word. Meanwhile, you are free to maintain the illusion that the other person is giving you their undivided attention.

    With video phones, it would immediately become clear that we busy 21st century people don't have the time or patience to be attentive throughout an electronic conversation. It also would make answering the phone in one's underwear riskier, and might make people feel like they needed to be made up and dressed well when in their own homes.

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    1. Re:won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can think of a few people I'd call at odd hours in order to catch them in underwear...

    2. Re:won't work by tps12 · · Score: 1

      That is probably because you enjoy using Lunix and reading Slashdot. You should try human contact, it's rumored to work wonders, you vile pervert.

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    3. Re:won't work by amyzing · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are additional reasons that it won't work.

      Consider the setup. You have some sort of video display. You have some sort of camera. The body language of your eyes is suddenly all wrong.

      Suppose the camera is mounted at the left or right side of the display. You look frankly into the (displayed) eyes ... and to the viewer on the other end, you're looking off to one side. You're very interested, watching their face. To them, you're looking off to one side.

      The situation worsens with a top or bottom mount.

      Supposing that you realize this, and play to it ... now when you look directly into someone's eyes, you can only actually see their face in peripheral vision.

      Put the camera into the middle of the display. Most women have *already* encountered men who can't move their eyes up quite high enough. Big loser there.

      Now, add the whole silly idea of conference calling, where there are multiple people involved. Who is looking at who, exactly? Too strange. Here's a meeting environment that feels as though everyone were feeling weasely, looking anywhere but at you ....

      The breakthrough technology is to have a camera somehow sit behind the displayed eyes of the person that it is displaying to. I don't think we're even remotely close to there yet. Until then, though, the system is transmitting not signal, not noise, but the wrong signal.

      Amy!

    4. Re:won't work by jimmcq · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's not like the video is always on... It is never on when you first answer the phone, and you only need to turn it on when you want to give someone your complete attention, but you can leave it off when you are busy with something else.

    5. Re:won't work by _ph1ux_ · · Score: 2

      what if these are hackable - and you could, in the future, hack a video phone to provide you a video feed without the other end even knowing its on.

      What if this was a FEATURE - you know, to thwart the terrorists - and the feds could take a peek into your home anytime they just wanted to check up on *not you*!! but the terrorists oh, and maybe the children.

      thats one reason I dont ever want video phones. the only reason why I would actually want it is 1-976-HOT-SEXX.

    6. Re:won't work by geekoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can sum up why it will in one word:
      Porn

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    7. Re:won't work by tps12 · · Score: 2

      You missed the point. In the situation you describe, you can tell when people aren't given you their attention: whenever their cameras are off. The beauty of the voice-only telephone is that there is no way to tell. Even if people buy this, they will constantly be denying that they have, to avoid revealing that they only turned off the camera so they could take a poo while on the phone.

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    8. Re:won't work by tps12 · · Score: 1

      I hear they have porn on the TV these days...

      Oh, wait, you mean all the hot girls who will be calling you so they can strip while they watch you leer? Keep dreaming...

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    9. Re:won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Might make people feel like they needed to be made up in their own homes? Have you seen Slashdotters? Are they ever 'made up'? Am I missing something? Maybe a 'Slash' of lipstick and a 'Dot' of perfume?

    10. Re:won't work by Faux_Pseudo · · Score: 2

      I have solved this problem. Remember that Nine Inch Nails video with
      the "missing scene" parts? Well grab a silver marker and some nice
      black Canson paper and make a bunch of cards to put in front of the
      camera (or make a screen saver version and aim the camera at your
      display) with things like "www.DMCAsucks.org", "free $hacker", "this
      is is for your own good", &c. Now after 3 minutes of talking with
      them via the vidphone you can say "well I have to go and cook
      something so while we are talking you can watch my fortune mod or you
      can see the new Britney Spears video. Which one is more interesting
      than looking at my ugly face?"

      Its not so much that a vidphone sucks because its a vidphone with all
      of its problems. Its that a vidphone sucks because people haven't
      thought of a way to use it to send more information than a head shot.
      I am willing to bet that at one point these devices will be discounted
      when they start embedding Pepsi logos in the corner so that these too
      can be used to grab eyeballs.

    11. Re:won't work by good-n-nappy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, current research suggests that there is an asymmetry in our sensitivy to eye contact. In fact, humans seem to be less sensative when someone is looking below their eyes (I don't think the asymmetry covers where men look, though). Some folks at Stanford looked into it - look here.

      On the Beamer, it appears that the camera is located just above the screen. It might be a coincidence, but this is the best setup to take advantage of the asymmetry. Add to that the small screen and eye contact is probably not an issue at all.

      Still don't know if people really want video phone calls though...

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    12. Re:won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Both sides don't have to receive video if they don't want. It could work one way. You see her, but she doesn't see you.

    13. Re:won't work by geoswan · · Score: 2
      It's not like the video is always on... It is never on when you first answer the phone, and you only need to turn it on when you want to give someone your complete attention, but you can leave it off when you are busy with something else.

      So, kind of like call waiting, where your conversations are worth being interrupted. The fact that the other person doesn't fire up the camera will let you know you aren't worth their full attention .

    14. Re:won't work by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Another thing is, i like to walk around when i talk on the phone. I don't want to sit so the little camera thingy can see me. Is there any real advantage to having video phones other than impressing geek friends?

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    15. Re:won't work by swampa · · Score: 1

      Yeah it would work a treat. Well until you realise you are talking to a 45 year old woman knitting not the cute 23 year old on the ads :P

    16. Re:won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I want her to see my big black throbbing cock!

    17. Re:won't work by Phroggy · · Score: 2

      Apparently Microsoft Netmeeting is popular for this. It doesn't run on the platforms I use, so I suppose I've missed out.

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    18. Re:won't work by Not+One+Of+Us · · Score: 1
      what if these are hackable - and you could, in the future, hack a video phone to provide you a video feed without the other end even knowing its on.

      What if this was a FEATURE - you know, to thwart the terrorists - and the feds could take a peek into your home anytime they just wanted to check up on *not you*!! but the terrorists oh, and maybe the children

      There's a simple fix. It's called a black sheet.

      ;)

    19. Re:won't work by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 2

      The old AT&T one had a piece of plastic that you could slide in front of the lens. (My webcam has the same thing.) I think this is the an absolutely needed feature for a video phone.

    20. Re:won't work by skin_job · · Score: 1

      Or, if anyone remembers this from Gibson books, we'll begin using digitized representations of ourselves. Considering the fact that the videophones won't require an incredibly high picture resolution, this shouldn't be too hard.

      Imagine: instead of just having a personalized answering machine message, you have a beautiful icy Fjord behind you and bear a striking resemblance to Daniel Day Lewis ;p

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    21. Re:won't work by jetmarc · · Score: 1

      Yeah great, so lets rush out to buy video phones and make sure that they're set to OFF.

    22. Re:won't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do we even need telephone? Jeez, I have to at least partially devote my time to listening to what they're saying! Why can't they just write me a letter? I can read that on my own time and skim over the parts that don't interest me. It's intrusive!

      Yes, that was sarcastic. I'd bet there were those kind of comments when the phone first came out though.

      Jason

    23. Re:won't work by Crispin+Cowan · · Score: 2
      With video phones, it would immediately become clear that we busy 21st century people don't have the time or patience to be attentive throughout an electronic conversation. It also would make answering the phone in one's underwear riskier, and might make people feel like they needed to be made up and dressed well when in their own homes.
      So what's so tough about building a videophone that has a button for "answer with video" and a separate button for"answer audio only"? Having a capability doesn't necessarily mean you need to use it.

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  13. Voyeurs dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Well the phone design is cool, and it seems great for voyeurs. Call a random girl, say it is a bad number and send the end-of-connection video then black screen, she thinks the call is over, but you're still behind the cam! ;-)
    Sounds good! ;-)

    1. Re:Voyeurs dream by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Call a random girl, say it is a bad number and send the end-of-connection video then black screen, she thinks the call is over, but you're still behind the cam!

      Chances are, just like a regular phone, she'd hang up on her end too - or do you know women who, upon hearing a phone go 'click', just put it down whereever they are, thus tying up their phone line?

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  14. Too many in "Silicon Valley" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have at least four within a 25-mile area here in "Silicon Valley" (northern California in the USA - just a bit south of San Francisco). Huge buildings (Walmart for electronics +).

    Used to be a grocery store years ago. That folded, but one of the original brother's used the name for this.

    1. Re:Too many in "Silicon Valley" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      Still is a grocery store in Arizona and some parts of California. Not too many years back, they started opening up the computer Fry's too.

  15. Video is NOT the answer. by Jonny+290 · · Score: 2, Informative

    How many of you want to be awakened by your boss calling you because you're late, and you have to stare at him through a camera, with your hair running every which way and eye crusties looming?

    How many of you girls want to get calls from your hot date and have to show him your green exfoliating facial mask and curlers in your hair?

    People like voice communication because it's easy to seem professional and mature on the other end, no matter what you are looking or feeling like. I can discuss networking plans in my shorts and undershirt at home, or order a pizza while I'm blind drunk, without fear that the other person is staring at one particular feature of me and giggling.

    I predict absolutely no adoption of this for phone sex, either. You don't want to know what that sultry-sounding woman on the other end looks like.

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    1. Re:Video is NOT the answer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I predict absolutely no adoption of this for phone sex, either.

      ever heard of cu-seeme?
      nice little video-conferencing project back in the mid 90's.
      rarely used for anything but phone sex now

    2. Re:Video is NOT the answer. by Jonny+290 · · Score: 2

      Yes, I've heard of that, and Netmeeting, and all those services.

      I'm talking about the professional, 900 number, back of Hustler, $3.99 a minute telephone network paradigm.

      Amateurs may use this, although it's a little less anonymous since they've got your home phone number instead of a pseudo-anonymous dynamic IP address. You have to get a subpoena to connect an IP to a person. A reverse phone book or perhaps one of those $29 "Find Anybody!" services is all you need to connect a phone number to a person.

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  16. And only $1.00 per Meg by DAldredge · · Score: 1

    Yes, and the wireless phones only cost $1.00 US per megabyte of transfer.

  17. Where have you been? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever since their invention, there has always been a handful of companies that sold video-phones. I don't see any reason to now say that they are "Back From The Dead." They died as soon as they came out, and have stayed buried for years...

    I don't see where their product is any more advanced that the ones you could always buy.

  18. At McDonalds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you want frys with that?

  19. Why would I need it? by mmol_6453 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Forget about "geekiness is next to godliness," why would I need it?

    The only reason I'd want the video would be to convey additional information. Like putting a document close to the camera so they can read it.

    But the screen's too small for that.

    My guess is that new families (if they aren't broke) will want it so they can see what their kids made in school.

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    1. Re:Why would I need it? by Stonehand · · Score: 1

      So your spouse can be sure that you're really, really just working late at the office?

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    2. Re:Why would I need it? by Skwirl · · Score: 1

      Does the phrase "phone sex" ring any bells?

    3. Re:Why would I need it? by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

      With who? I'm certainly not going to be dialing any 900 numbers...

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    4. Re:Why would I need it? by freeweed · · Score: 2

      With who?

      They're called 'girlfriends'. These are women who will actually spend time with you WITHOUT you paying them in advance (the bill generally comes later :). Sometimes, they will actually leave the room you're in, and even rarer, will go somewhere like another city, so you can't be in physical contact with them. Hence the use of phone sex by real couples.

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    5. Re:Why would I need it? by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      Oh great- While phone phreaks, carnivore and government agencies watch us get kinky? NO thanks! You might as well still a webcam over your bed- as I can guarantee someone would try to hack it, and the movies/images would be on the web. No thanks... I think we will stick to conventiona phone sex...

      Imagine how much punters would pay to watch video phone sex with real couples....

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  20. The only way I'd buy one: Photo Caller ID by Brento · · Score: 2

    If these devices were in widespread use, and if the phone companies would shoot a picture down the wire along with the caller ID information, I'd be all over it. I'd pay $20 a month for it, no problem.

    The problem with caller ID in my mind has always been that it's not specific enough. Sure, I can tell that someone is calling from my office, or from my girlfriend's office, but who is it? If it's a number I don't recognize, or a business name, then immediately I can see if I want to bother picking it up.

    I'd even pick up for telemarketers if the chick was hot enough. Wait, I bet people would start using stock photos of hot pr0n chicks just to get me to pick up. Scratch that.

    Of course, the phone companies will never get that into play - they can't even get caller ID to work across providers, so adding a photo is out of the question, I'm sure.

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  21. Face to face by ParnBR · · Score: 1

    Personally, I prefer to talk to people face to face, and because of this I don't like talking in the phone. This Beamer thing could be a godsend to me, but then, sometimes I'm so bad tempered when I pick up the phone that I wouldn't like the other person to see me anyway. And it's relatively expensive... A good wireless phoneset costs just around 25 bucks and enables you to walk around while talking. And then, although I don't like talking in the phone, I like to walk around a lot while talking. I'm sure there are more people like me. Ultimately, it seems like being able to see the other person is only advantageous for the one who sees, and not for the one who is seen.

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    1. Re:Face to face by Yorrike · · Score: 2
      I used to work at an ISP helpdesk and ever since I quit I've had a great phobia of talking on the phone. If I need to talk to someone, I like a face to face (as in being in the same room) conversation or e-mail in some form.

      Why bother with a video stream? It's just a gimmick as far as I can tell. One of those things a crazy CEO would order for all of his staff because "it's so cool".

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  22. could somebody explain how this works? by lingqi · · Score: 2

    It seems that they are not expecting you to be connected to the internet while you are phoning, and if they are using the POTS, you get a maximum data-rate of 53.2kbps, which will have to carry your voice data AND the video data, both ways.

    so it either means REALLY bad quality video, or really SLOW video, either of which seem quite pointless.

    I videoconference every night with about ~200kbps, and the quality still can stand improvement.

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  23. our video phone story by Emugamer · · Score: 2

    I work in a social services non profit organization. Our client services director made a big hoopla about getting a video phone inorder to do casemangement for people getting out of prison with certain diseases that fit our mission statement. After a bigger hoopla it was even installed and guess what it works. its not that bad (decent compression allows for a 240xsomething video stream to go through) along with voice but you know how many times its been used since it was installed.... 6 months ago? once, by me to make sure it works....

    Into the closet it goes along with all the secure wifi *smirk* projects and other novelty things purchased before my time.

    1. Re:our video phone story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      people getting out of prison with certain diseases that fit our mission statement

      Interesting predicament for your company's mission statement to fit ex-prisoners so well. I bet most tech companies' mission statements only fit those with obsessive-compulsive disorder or people who experience schizophrenic delusions of grandeur. There were probably more schizophrenic mission statements before the tech bubble burst but I digress.

    2. Re:our video phone story by Emugamer · · Score: 2

      true :) thank god I don't work for a tech company!

  24. Did gwizah even read the reviews? by GuyMannDude · · Score: 5, Informative

    According to some reviews at USA Today and the WSJ, the product works as advertised.

    Gees, Louise! I'm used to slashdotters not reading the articles before submitting comments. But I don't even think the submitter read them this time!

    From USAToday's review: But based on my tests, Beamer sometimes worked and sometimes didn't. And when it did, the pixilated video could be as jittery as Jell-O.

    From WSJ review: That's much better than the 1992 AT&T phone did, but it's a far cry from normal, full-motion video. In our tests, if either of us moved too much, the video resembled that old, jerky footage of astronauts on the moon. And, when the connection quality deteriorated, or was poor to begin with, the video froze up momentarily. Also, there were times when our words didn't match up with our lips -- kind of like a badly dubbed movie.

    This is works as advertised? I don't think so...

    GMD

    1. Re:Did gwizah even read the reviews? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you didnt see the sign of the side which
      says "Windows CE inside" ?

    2. Re:Did gwizah even read the reviews? by jcoy42 · · Score: 2

      Works as advertised on USAToday, not as on /.

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  25. Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? by cheezycrust · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This reminds me... Who would have been the first person that bought a normal phone? And who would he call, since he was the only one having a phone?

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    1. Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Telephones were provided by the phone companies when you signed up for service. The idea of purchasing telephones is a pretty recent one.

    2. Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? by freeweed · · Score: 3, Funny

      Same guy who bought an HDTV capable set before there were any HDTV signals (hell, for all I know, there STILL aren't any :)

      On a related note, Atari once produced more cartridges for a couple of their games (Pac-Man and E.T.) than existed systems at the time. Can't play a game on a non-existant system, now can we?

      Moral is: some people are either very savvy, or very stupid. Corporations only moreso.

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    3. Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HDTV sets are great w/ relatively cheap progressive scan DVD players. And they are (mostly?) widescreen, so DVDs look great. Plenty of broadcasters use a digital signal in addition to their analog broadcast. Just not that many people tuning in.

    4. Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 2, Funny

      One of the all time great Dilbert strips was based on this idea.

      Dilbert bought the first videophone and sat in front of it waiting for someone to call.

      Dogbert mused that the scary part was that all progress depended on people being stupid enough to do things like that.

    5. Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? by Diabolical · · Score: 2

      You can buy them in pairs and give the other device to someone you frequently call. Girlfriend or Grandma or so...

      So this isn't as stupid as it seems. However, given the quality of the phonelines this should probably only be interesting if an ISDN line is used.

      When i ordered ISDN in 1996 one of it's selling points was the possible use for video conferencing.
      I've yet to see specialised equipment for it that is priced under $500 dollars. If there's still a market for it, it would be better if the telco's would considering ISDN as it's base service instead of current PSTN lines. But given the installed base of PSTN this would probably never happen..

    6. Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      Silly... you couldn't BUY a phone until 20 years ago, when Ma Bell was chopped up into pieces.

    7. Re:Who would be so stupid to buy the first one? by SpaceJunkie · · Score: 1

      What about using ADSL enabled exchanges? But then my vid-phone would interfere with the signal. To be honest- the technology is not a problem, and the take up due to installed base/technological throwbacks would soon be overcome(how many people still use teletypes or morse code telegraphs and havent had them replaced with phones). The big issue is if the technology will be welcomed. I still think privacy, and being hounded for your full attention by people you might not really want to. GO and read some of the privacy gripes up above as they are my problem.

      The nice thing about an internet webcam(with voicechatting and broadband) is its essentially the same thing but better. The charges arent the issue. I only turn on my webcam when me and the other person have confirmed thats what we want to do- in fact we only move to voice after that. Most of the time text IM will do.

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  26. But why are grandparents technophobes... by mmol_6453 · · Score: 2

    Face it. Grandma was a technophile in her youth. My grandmother loved her first electric typewriter. My grandfather patented devices that vastly increased efficiency at the factory he managed.

    So why is Grandma a technophobe now? Because of repeated disappointments. The sexiest technologies always fail on their first couple attempts. How many times have you heard on CNN about an Old technology being put to a new use?

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    1. Re:But why are grandparents technophobes... by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 2

      So why is Grandma a technophobe now? Because of repeated disappointments.

      She probably remembers the dissapointing video phones from the 50's...

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  27. Caller Identification? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    This would take Caller ID to a new level IF I get to see who's calling before I "answer" the phone. Another thought -- how long before advertising banners get added to the top or bottom. (Maybe I can sell my end as advertising space, charging per person I call that answers the phone and "sees" the ad.)

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  28. Hmphf by Ted_Green · · Score: 1

    I still use *my* C128.

    It's got 320x200 resolution!!!

  29. Mother by Traxton1 · · Score: 1
    Haven't you ever seen the movie "Mother"? Getting one to talk to you Grandma with would be such a bad idea.

  30. Small market by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    I have a hard time imagining a market for a video phone for anyone other than relatives who want to see each other when talking, and even that would have to compete with the combination of computers, email, and digital imaging devices that are becoming increasingly prevalent. I certainly don't need to look at anyone else while we talk, nor do I want them looking at me. I think a videophone as a specialized device is an idea whose time not only hasn't come, it never will.

  31. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what would really be funny was if S.K. was a reader of slashdot and reads this on a daily basis or even weirder if he's the poster.

  32. Price? by Inominate · · Score: 1

    $300 for a phone?

    You're better off spending $30 for a camera, and attaching it to your computer. If you dont have a computer, you might as well buy one for just a little bit more, which will be far more usefull.

  33. Not Quite Ready by Auckerman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There are 3 problems that are holding back video conferencing.

    1. Commonly agreed codecs that can be expanded without breaking backward compatibility.

    2. Easy to use dialing for a standalone video phone hooked up via broadband.

    3. Video phones are unnatural. This I think is the biggest problem. If you are looking at the screen, you are not looking at the camera. As a result you are not making eye contact. This is very disorienting at first and takes time to get used to. The camera needs to be as close to the screen as possible, otherwise when you are talking to a girl, it will look to her like you are looking at her breasts.

    Easiest solution (while not being the cheapest) is for ATT, Sprint, etc setting up on the internet Video phone router stations and people could order a phone number that works with standard phones and with video phones. If such a thing were done, they need to avoid the Token Ring style performance of current "expensive" solutions (connections are all dropped to the lowest bandwidth for multi person calls).

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    1. Re:Not Quite Ready by geekoid · · Score: 2

      "it will look to her like you are looking at her breasts."
      can they make one that makes her think I'm looking at her eyes while I stare at her breasts?

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    2. Re:Not Quite Ready by freeweed · · Score: 2

      The camera needs to be as close to the screen as possible, otherwise when you are talking to a girl, it will look to her like you are looking at her breasts.

      I thought this was the normal male method of talking to women.

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    3. Re:Not Quite Ready by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      Believe it or not, people have actually looked into this. Check out this page. <Insert requisite Microsoft bashing here>

      As it turns out though, people seem to have an asymmetric sensitivity to eye contact. The camera positioning of the Beamer is such that it (perhaps by coincidence) takes advantage of this asymmetry. It would be better if the camera were even closer to the screen but they probably had some engineering problems.

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    4. Re:Not Quite Ready by jred · · Score: 2

      Pretty much. I bought a friend of mine a shirt that said "Hey asshole! I'm up here. ^" (well, it was an arrow, but you get the idea. Of course, she had DD or DDD, so I'm sure that had something to do with it :)

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  34. Oh please..... by TheKubrix · · Score: 1

    There is far to many redudant posts here complaining how a "video phone" will ruin communications,....you dont think there will be an option to turn off video (just have audio) in this device if not future ones? Or in the very least just put towel or whatnot in front of the camera,......that wasn't so hard, now was it?

    I think its the mere idea of having this as an option makes it neat, no need to jump down its throat simply because you can't see the two sides of it....

    1. Re:Oh please..... by WarSpiteX · · Score: 2

      Then the other person will wonder why you're covering up, it'll be rude if you can see him but not yourself. There's too much potential for miscommunication, while searching for privacy. More tedious etiquette would have to be developed, but quite frankly I don't want to be seen on the phone, ever. Not just occasionally, but ever.

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    2. Re:Oh please..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would I want to spend $300 on the phone just to turn of the video feature most of the time?

  35. THIS is considered "working?" by dpbsmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The product works as advertised?"

    The WSJ article says

    "based on my tests, Beamer sometimes worked and sometimes didn't...when it did, the pixilated video could be as jittery as Jell-O... on none of my Beamer calls were the voice and the movement of the other party's lips in sync..."

    "If both people press the button before a connection is made, the video may fail. [If you get it right] there's an uncomfortable silence for between 15 and 45 seconds.... the audio resumes when the person at the other end shows up on screen... If the person does show up, that is. My initial efforts to connect with my father-in-law repeatedly failed, until Vialta replaced the unit I had sent him."

    Have our standards for "computerish" devices fallen so low that Slashdot considers THAT to be "working as advertised?"

    I personally used a Picturephone at the World's Fair in 1964. To the best of my recollection, the picture was black-and-white, and small (perhaps 5" wide by 7" high--it was in portrait orientation). But it was razor sharp, had a good grayscale, and looked pretty much like good live television--I'm sure it was a 30 fps rate or close to it.

    Oh, and the audio on the 1964 Picturephone was perfectly lip-synced. OF COURSE. I didn't even think about it at the time, I took it for granted.

    Until I read the article, it had never even crossed my mind that there could BE a videophone that WASN'T lip-synced.

    To work, a videophone has got to give you a closer emotional experience than voice alone. A jittery non-lip-synced picture is going to be a distraction and, I would think, would INCREASE your perception of emotional distance.

    It's not enough for these new gadgets to be affordable and easily self-installed on a phone line. If they can't match the "user experience" of a 1964 Picturephone I'd say they're dead in the water.

    Remember the scene in "2001: A Space Odyssey" where Dr. Floyd is talking to his daughter on, IIRC an "AT&T Picturephone?" It's 2002 now, why don't we have them yet?

    1. Re:THIS is considered "working?" by Brento · · Score: 2

      Remember the scene in "2001: A Space Odyssey" where Dr. Floyd is talking to his daughter on, IIRC an "AT&T Picturephone?" It's 2002 now, why don't we have them yet?

      Astronauts have them and do videoconferencing during shuttle missions all the time. Just because YOU don't doesn't mean that the astronauts don't.

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  36. Maybe for the wife, but... by cachorro · · Score: 1

    This is just another phone I'd never answer.

  37. Since it's obvious to anyone.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..who read either review that these units are not ready for prime-time, is anyone video-conferencing using their home broadband connection (DSL/cable modem) for fun or profit?

    Is there a network-effect opportunity in broadband that's just not well known?

    Yahoo added the "see my webcam" function a while ago, and aside from one attempt to watch another friend on his webcam (DSL on both sides), it wasn't a very fruitful effort either.

    If DSL can't support this well enough, what's a $300 device on a crappy phone line going to do? Who gave this company any money?

  38. too many ugly people. by j1mmy · · Score: 1, Funny

    i don't like talking to them, much less seeing them.

  39. Any Idea how old this technology really is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The first demonstration of videophone technology occured betewen the offices of AT&T in New York and the secretary of commerce in Washington. The secretary of commerce was Herbert Hoover.

    If this technology had any traction with real people it would have caught on long ago. It has had plenty of opportunity.

  40. video camera BEHIND the screen by martyn+s · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What they need with video phones is for the video camera to be behind the screen (in the top third), so you can make eyecontact. Otherwise you're just talking to someone while you're watching a video of them and it ends up being weird.

    Of course, I don't think it's possible (at least not for a reasonable price) to do that yet, and that is the thing holding back videophones, and it's logical successor, telepresence/teleimmersion (I prefer the word telepresence, more appropriate).

    Telepresence is where you sit in front of a videoscreen, and behind the screen is an array of video cameras. same thing on the other side (person you're "viewing"). So when you both sit down, it's just like sitting across the table from someone (in theory, at least).

  41. Actually, Kroger bought the grocery stores.... by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    So I've heard...

  42. not too good for calling da boss by Monev · · Score: 0

    unless you got an ebola infected monkey hanging off you cheeck i don think hes gonna by any other excuse.

  43. DSL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Conventional phone lines can handle huge amounts of bandwidth by operating in a frequency beyond that of human hearing. That's how DSL works. No reason video couldn't work using DSL or something similar.

    1. Re:DSL? by octalc0de · · Score: 1

      Conventional phone lines can handle huge amounts of bandwidth by operating in a frequency beyond that of human hearing. That's how DSL works. No reason video couldn't work using DSL or something similar DSL suffers from range problems... and even that, the telco is pouring in power through the lines. With a receiver device, you won't be able to pump the energy required.

  44. The Good The Bad And the UGLY by visionsofmcskill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This product IS at last very close to being consumer friendly.

    A: Invisible... Needs no extra software/hardware other than a standards compliant video phone on the other end...

    B: Backwards compatible.... Works with standard phones... even rotary..

    C: Non-complex... Requires no additional parts... nor includes unecasary parts.... such as including a phone as part of the unit would stop home users from being able to use their own phones easily...

    D: WYSIWYG.... the device is straight forward and involves no special instructions beyond press button after phone is answered.

    On the bad side

    A: device reuires you to press buton and confirm if the other person has a video phone before hand... "hey you got video?", "yea, but i dont wanna link"... etc.... The phones should detect if the other has video and have a simple alert on the LCD saying "video link possible, start video?". This eliminates a user anoyance that will slow Sales...

    b: the device is not high enough quality for user satisfaction.... plain and simply 15fps in best conditions is not good enough... in NY city the phone lines here are so bad i get a 28.8 connect at home... even with a 56k modem... The makers need to find a very very very high video compression algorithm... anything less just isnt gonna satisfy the user.... plus... if a better algorithm is devised in the future how compatible will these phones be?

    c: the last issue is that 30 second delay when commence video... plain and simply this is the largest hurdle... and is probably technicaly required in such a manner that it may never be fixed without a major change in our phone lines. sadly this is the one that will most likely kill this best iteration.

    for those saying... "why not just use my webcam"..
    Web cams suck... are inconsistent as a consumer whole.. require special software and a computer, are far less mobile being tehered to a computer, are complex to set up (comparitivly), are as bad as this product in 90% of homes without the high speed bandwidth... are greatly less likely to be set-up in remote areas... etc.... The bottom line... web cams are not invisible.. and require technical maintenece/know-how....

    lastly... Cell phones will probably be the way this video phoning actualy enter consumer hands... everyone buys cell phones... the advent of web services on them has introduced color and pictures to them... and the next step is simply to put small video cameras in them... like in japan... :-D

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  45. Why Videophones? by dirkdidit · · Score: 1

    I understand that videophones may have their useful applications in some instances, but it seems that it would be cheaper to have a broadband connection and a $30 netcam.

    Not only would the quality be better but it would be a lot cheaper.

    Yes, I know that the broadband and a netcam setup isn't always available but it's just my two cents.

    1. Re:Why Videophones? by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Most people don't have broadband. Most people don't have webcams. Put those two together, and the number of people with broadband AND a webcam has got to be in the low 0.1%'s (or lower) of the US population. On top of that, it's just too damn complicated. Anything more complicated than a cell phone won't fly (we've already seen PDA's, and web surfing on cell phones flop).

    2. Re:Why Videophones? by dirkdidit · · Score: 1

      But will the people who don't have the latest and greatest technology really jump onto the videophone wave? I kind of doubt it. Right now it seems to be one of those cool impress your friends tech toys.

  46. If it's at Disney, it's gotta be the next step. by SlimySlimy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you've never been to EPCOT at Walt Disney World, the attraction called Spaceship Earth (it's the REALLY BIG golf ball) is a slow-moving ride about the progress of communication. It is, of course, sponsored by AT&T.

    Throughout this attraction you pass animatronic exhibits that show the discovery of fire, the history of written works, the dark ages, and the renaissance. Then they show television, telephones, and other modern inventions.

    After a view of the top of the inside of big ball (it's like a planetarium), you go through some highly (AT&T branded) exhibits about "what's next for communication in the near as well as the not-so-distant future.

    Do you know what they displayed? VIDEO PHONES, AND NOTHING BUT THEM! There must be at least 5 exhibits showing off video phones, and no other improvements in technology. The discovery of fire only got one exhibit! After a contemplative look about the history of the transfer of information over thousands of years, I thought to myself, "is the best they can come up with is VIDEO PHONES?"

    Once we get video phones, is that it? We are communication-complete? I don't get it. Videophones are obviously NOT the future. It is blatant hype and although it seems like the obvious next step (like radio->television), it is not. I'm out of ideas, but video phones are nothing but hype.

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  47. It is www.frys.com by toccoa · · Score: 1

    http://www.frys.com/
    http://www.frys.com/hisframe .html

    Their are B&M stores other than in SoCal. E.g., Bay Area. In fact, Frys was founded in Sunnyvale.

  48. Purpose? by MucousOgre · · Score: 1

    What exactly is the advantage to a video phone anyway? I thought the advantage to regular phones was that you can talk to people while lounging in your underwear and such. I mean, I would say it could be used for phone sex, except the people your talking to are probably overweight middle-aged women anyway.

    1. Re:Purpose? by Ziviyr · · Score: 2

      I thought the advantage to regular phones was that you can talk to people while lounging in your underwear and such.

      Huh, do video-phone cameras tend to take crotch shots?

      Here I figured half a shirt and pulled back hair would suffice. (you think Max Headroom wears clothes below the monitor??)

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  49. Sometimes 19th century tech is better than 21st by io333 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's really no way to transmit much useful info over copper wires that have been at more or less the same specifications since the telephone was patented by Bell.

    The future of the videophone (if there actually is a future) is wireless broadband, whether it is 3G cell phone tech (which should have the bugs worked out in a year or so or wireless networking. But it will never be popular.

    This is why:

    I could set up videophoney with my broadband connection right now -- and set it up for my friends too -- probably in about a day. But demand, as far as I can tell, is zilch. Let's face it: the face we put on outdoors is, for many of us that aren't naturally built and beautiful, and PITA. How wonderful it is that we can still sit around at home sweaty, stinky, and half naked and yet still interact with our friends, and they still think we are cool.

    Somehow I just don't think the vid phone will *ever* catch on. The video-free phone just has so many advantates over it, why should anyone want to take a step backwards in technology?

  50. Uh-huh... by bbtom · · Score: 1

    And later on I Luv The 90's, we look at Pokemon cards, Micheal Jackson's ever-evolving face and the unpopularity of video phones!

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  51. What about TV? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The great thing about the telephone is that one needn't give the person on the other end of the line one's complete attention.

    That was also the great thing about radio. You could read, throw darts, whatever. And presumably that's why the American market so thoroughly rejected television.

  52. Shameless Dilbert rip-off... by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2

    "Face it, the only people who are going to buy these phones are no-life geeks like you. Therefore, wouldn't it be cheaper to just buy a mirror?"

    "It's hell being an early adopter."


    Okay okay, Scott Addams worded it better, but you get the idea.

  53. not yet... by Mulletproof · · Score: 2

    It hasn't moved from techie toy to household item yet. And price point? Youch. $300 for one phone That's not exactly affordable. I can get 20 cordless phones or 1 phone and $285 toward the bills. Or a $50 cell phone or I can buy an XBox, PS2 or Gamecube or... Well, you get the idea. Economics have already ensured that nobody but the geeks and large corporations (with geeks) will buy this and even then they're only going to have a handful of people to "vidphone". I'll pass, thanks.

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  54. What protocol? by hey · · Score: 1

    How come nobody is asking what protocol is uses
    over the line? If its something standard - that would be nice - MPEG4?

    1. Re:What protocol? by Myrcurial · · Score: 1

      Wow - and yet another slash-tard who can't read the freakin article! The protocol is H.324 - a POTS optimized version of the (much) more popular H.323 conferencing protocol.

      It will be nice when you learn how to use that clicky thing in your hand to read the freakin source material before you have to shoot off your mouth.

      Your knowledge of conferencing protocols is dwarfed by my cat's knowledge of litter consistency - MPEG4 indeed!

      Answer your MPEGphone - the Cluemaster is calling.

  55. Mrs. Jetson had it figured out... by ke4roh · · Score: 2

    ...when she answered the phone holding a cardboard mask on a stick front of her early-morning face so as not to freighten the caller. As I recall, Jane had a closet full of masks!

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  56. Re:Sad news ... Jack Klugman dead at 76 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - Comedy/Drama actor Jack Klugman was found dead in his Malibu home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his work, there's no denying his contributions to popular culture. Truly an American icon...

    R W S

  57. I don't get it... by WhoCouldItBe · · Score: 1

    Maybe someone can clue me in, but why would the average person want one of these?

    Simply put people want to see who they're talking to, but they don't want to be seen themselves.

    I've never heard anyone asking for this technology, and others have tried before and nobody was impressed.

    The only time I've used these things is in meetings. Ok, maybe there's some use for them there (and a few other specialized areas). But I don't see these taking off as a consumer product anytime soon.

  58. Webcam? DSL? Netmeeting? Are you nuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FAQ #5 says everything you need to know about the target audience for this thing: 5. If I have a Beamer, but my friend doesn't, can I still use my Beamer to see them? Similar to needing two phones to make a phone call, you need two Beamers to add video to your phone call (or one Beamer and a similar H.324 compatible device). This is your basic call Grandma kind of technology. The idea is to keep it simple so normal (aka nobody here) people can use it. Looks cool to me.

    1. Re:Webcam? DSL? Netmeeting? Are you nuts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally a post I can agree with.

      99% of slashdotters don't realize you don't want your 4 year old niece or 80 year old grandma to be burdened by a computer, dsl, webcam, IP addresses, network cables, ports, etc.

      I am sure the 15fps is just barely acceptable, but I'll take this anytime NOT having to be dependent on booting a computer, virus scanning, telling grandma to go to Start | Programs | Start NetMeeting, etc. Reliability of the connection is paramount.

      The typical slashdotter is for once NOT the target market, try not to take offense you are not the center of the gadget world this time.

      -Ed

  59. The hidden technology within by Ion+Berkley · · Score: 1

    What might interest geeks more than another lack luster attempt to sell POTS videophones instead of someone marketing an inovative broadband embeded solution, is that Vialta is a thinly disguised arm of ESS technologies, and the power behind the phone is non other than the DVD processor behind the APEX DVD players that all region code phobic hackers love and cherish. So that said what could you do these puppies that might actually be interesting! DIVX decoder anyone?

  60. At last, Visual Dialup Phone sex for all the nerds by tcc · · Score: 1, Troll

    ... now all they need is someone at the other end :)

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  61. Foster Wallace by Pyrosophy · · Score: 1

    ...great piece of his, btw. But remember at first adoption was quick and heavy. So invest in the beginning big, let it ride and get out before people feel like they have to wear a rubber mask to take a phone call.

    As to the earlier reply, the idea that video is turn-offable only complicated the problem. Because if you turned off video, it was akin to *admitting* you were doing something visually distasteful. Because surely there was a reason you didn't just pop the video on...

    Foster Wallace certainly can't be right about some things but when I read that part of the book I thought it was downright prophetic. (Unless of course the book got wildly popular.)

  62. Re:Sad news ... Jack Klugman dead at 76 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My Grandmother always said it was better to go quickly. When someone she knew died, she commented that it was better not to suffer. I presume Jack Klugman died unexpectedly, at home.

  63. Old news by g8oz · · Score: 1
    Aiptek has been selling videophones for a while, and the reviews have declared them to be fine

    Check out the Amazon reviews

    They are based on the H.324 standard

  64. This is stupid... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    During the 60's, when videophone was offered in Chicago, Bell said it wasn't successful because people let it ring on average 20 rings before answering as opposed to 4 rings for a normal phone. (Never mind that it cost $1800 per month, plus $10 per minute)...

  65. Re:Sad news ... Stephen King dead at 54 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe that the frequency and dates of posting of "SK is dead" form a stenographic code which is used by Al Qaeda to communicate orders to deep cover operatives. I have written a paper on the matter which you can find here.

  66. Working from home by twoslice · · Score: 1

    I sometimes work from home and there is no way I would want my boss to see me in my underwear! I not sure which way he swings for one...

    Seriously, the absolute best thing about working from home not dressed, is having your girlfriend work from your home too (again, not dressed). Now if you ever mix up the full-mo with the still image button when your boss phones, you're screwed while your being screwed... I mean that would really fu*k up your day!

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  67. Anything for a buck, at your expense. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    yes, the phone company used to give you a phone if you would just pay the monthly bill. Gasoline was once considered too dangerous for anyone to pump except for trained service station attendants in snappy uniforms and caps. Not only do you have to pump your own gas mostplaces, but while you are pumping, you have to look at hand-made signs that implore you not to try and pay for the gas with a personal check, considered worthless in poor neighborhoods.

  68. GOATSE LINK IN PARENT (really! check link!) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://hick.org/goat points to the GOATSE page.

  69. Re-packaged VIA-TV? by ah.clem · · Score: 1

    These units look suspiciously a lot like the Via-TV units that were being sold about 5 years ago. Same starting pricepoint, pretty much the same look as the telephone units. I own a couple of the external units that attach to the telephone and television. They *kinda* worked but they took a lot of fiddling to get set up (best connect I ever got was 28Kb). A lot of times 5 or 6 calls had to be made with repeated attempts to start the cameras. We bought them at a time when we weren't living on the mainland and wanted to see family and friends. And we *did* get them for our parents so they could see grandkids. But they just couldn't connect very well, and when they did it was a pretty lousy picture. Toward the end Via-TV stopped selling the television setup and were selling only the telephone version (like the units pictured). The price had dropped to about $150.00 US IIRC, and no support was available for the old cameras. At the end we were picking up the TV setups for $100.00 US a pair at discount houses and on the web. A bit more than they were worth, IMO.

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  70. You want to see me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why on Earth would I want anyone to see me while I'm on the phone. Then they could see how uninterested I am in what they are talking about, or any activities I might be engaging in (no, don't be sick).

  71. Apparently my memory was faulty... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    Apparently my memory of the 1964 Picturephone is faulty, because it says here that "The image only refreshed once every few seconds." That's sure not the way I remember it, but...

    On the other hand, something doesn't quite jibe, because this article says that the bandwidth was 1,000,000 Hz, which was about one-quarter that of full broadcast EIA RS-170-A black-and-white video; so if you assume that the screen resolution was half that of broadcast in both dimensions, it should have been possible to get a full 30 fps. Or if the screen had full broadcast resolution, it should have been possible to get 7 fps, which is a far cry from "once every few seconds."

    1. Re:Apparently my memory was faulty... by geoswan · · Score: 2
      Apparently my memory of the 1964 Picturephone is faulty, because it says here [techtv.com] that "The image only refreshed once every few seconds." That's sure not the way I remember it, but...

      Have you considered that for the world's fair what they provided you was not a prototype? Have you considered that it was probably a mockup, with a real screen, camera and phone, but that the transmission was over conventional closed-circuit TV, not a conventional phone line?

      I saw one at the 1967 World's Fair, and I am sure the demonstrator explicitly said the model we were looking at wasn't using a conventional phone line.

      It was right next to this other amazing product we would see in the future, the touch tone phone. Visitors were invited to dial a number on the touch tone phone, while an electronic stop watch would display for them how few seconds it took to dial.

  72. What about better compression??? by evilviper · · Score: 2

    Am I nuts here, or is everyone just avoiding using better video codecs?

    I mean, with something like MPEG-4, you could likely get decent video and audio over 33.6. It would be better than video over a modem since there's not going to be routers droppign packets, or any protocol overhead (ppp, ip, tcp, then rtsp, all doing their own signaling an error checking and correction)

    So, what's the big problem with making decent videophones? For $300 I could build a device exactly like mentioned here, just using a cheap PC, TV output, and a cheap web cam.

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    1. Re:What about better compression??? by DiscoBiscuit · · Score: 1

      You think you could do you?

      Compression in these sort of devices is already good. You can't compare like for like. DivX is aimed at compressing high resolution, large bitstream files. Most people dont understand anything about compression algorithms and expect them to bend the laws of physics. Compression algorithms are not processors, and they do not double in compression every 18months.

      So how do you wanna split your 33.6K?

      Give 8K to audio maybe? Quality will be inferior to a normal phone, but not too bad with a state of the art codec. Ok, so we have 25.6Kbit left for video. Do you seriously think you can do much useful with that?

      Add into that, that a modem adds quite a bit of latency, and the codecs will add some too, and you're dropping the perceivable quality again.

      In my humble opinion, video phones will never be good until they use a digital line as standard, and the bitrate is at least 128Kbit.

  73. hmm by grant+harris · · Score: 1

    Many people didn't exactly welcome the idea of the video phone, they had grown up with audio only phones and thus had a resistance to drastic change.

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  74. Where the hell are the flying cars? by Athex · · Score: 1

    I don't know about all you, but since I was little I was told "Wait until the year 2000, there will be flying cars!"

    Where are they?

    1. Re:Where the hell are the flying cars? by buzzsport · · Score: 1


      The Moller Sky Car (www.moller.com) might just be available by 2005 or 2006.. it might not be that far fetched either.

  75. This opens up a WHOLE WORLD of possibilities... by Tokerat · · Score: 2
    ...for making prank phone calls!

    Think about it:
    1. Costumes
    2. Animals
    3. Video feeds from other sources
    Ew, video feeds... telemarketers will probably now call you with commercials. Oh boy! "Honey, the advertising alarm is going off again!"

    Fuck video phones. My webcam sucks but I think I'd rather stick with it.

    I really would like to make some prank calls in a costume though...
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  76. Just use NetMeeting ... by hobbs · · Score: 2

    It seems that this product is behind the curve. With VoIP coming on strong and broadband leading that push, I don't see why people would people shell out $300 a pop for these. OK, it works with a regular phone and phone line, but what about the demographic that would actually buy this toy? 99% likely they have a computer, and webcams are $50 each. NetMeeting comes with MS (you can find similar free tools for *nix).

    I actually do NetMeetings on a regular basis with my in-laws so they can chat with their granddaughter (my poor 3 year old is going to grow up with a seriously distorted age gap view of the world - she regular chats on NetMeeting, only ever sees cordless or more often cell phones, already knows how to work the DVD player in my rather complex setup, ... but anyway). I have cable broadband and they have ADSL, and we are about 6000 miles apart, and it all works great.

    OK, it can be washy sometimes, but the review wasn't all that hot on the quality of this video phone either. The sound is just fine if you avoid feedback problems. It's a perfect use of modern tools for distant relatives to keep close at all times.

  77. Re:Not Quite Ready (OT) by Trinn · · Score: 1

    Just a stray OT question, really curious about how it really is. Was she one of those relatively unnatural looking women with big breasts & no hips, or did she actually have the nice wide hips/etc. to go with them, and a non-skinny body? Just curious, really, and attempting to get past the media stereotypes & see what the population is really like.

  78. mic? by melee · · Score: 1

    That's nice and all, but there's something wrong with the pretty pictures on their website:

    They're talking *on phones*.

    I guess you don't usually look stupid enough, so they make you have a handset too.

    Where's the built-in microphone?

  79. Regarding webcams.. by xtal · · Score: 2

    It's my own opinion that there's little or no need for the live-motion video in it's current form. It just plain sucks. The National Research Council did some work with HDTV videoconferencing that was incredible, and really gave the impresion you were right there with the person. The problem is they needed some major bucks and heavy use of CANet, Canada's high speed research and education network. This is a long time off, and is amoung the things that super high bandwidth everywhere will bring. Without the government backing that initiative, it'll never happen, though.

    I argue your opinion on the webcams, though.

    Like most of you out there I talk to a lot of people online.. I have a decent quality digital camcorder connected via firewire to my powerbook. I just use it to snap a picture (in high res) and upload it every couple minutes when I'm talking to someone. They can check via the web whenever if they care. Same thing applies to my PC with a cheaper, but still nice (640x480) webcam. If I have a problem, this is usually sufficient to send a picture of what I'm working on. I wish there were more tools that focused on this approach rather than the netmeeting style blurry mess.

    If it's not convienent to use a webcam, a video phone is likely to be equally as inappropriate. I'd much rather one really nice frame every couple minutes or when the sender wants than the sick low-res joke h.263 and it's friends provide.

    My $0.02cdn..

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  80. WHAT ABOUT THE PC??? by Eric_Cartman_South_P · · Score: 2
    Does anyone know of good software, open source?, than runs on Linux, Win, or Max OS X that lets someone with broadband and a camera video conference? So far I've tried Connectic (poor) and XP Messaging (even worse). Ideally, software that is on something OTHER than Windoze. THANKS!

    1. Re:WHAT ABOUT THE PC??? by westfieldscientific · · Score: 1


      I found this a good place to start

      For my setup here I use a cheap $40 CPiA webcam connected to a parallel port. Mcam software, available from freshmeat, gave me an image almost as soon as i had the camera connected, although i did have to take a considerable amount of time reprogramming the image upload functions to work properly.

      At a 1 second refresh rate, running the cam does take a notable amount of system resources - circa 90%, but with an Athlon and 128 meg of ram, it's tolerable for occasional use.

      Server is local, since my dsl provider, speakeasy.net allows it and I have a static ip.

      Any user with a browser that can display a jpeg can see it.

      I also have gnomemeeting (also on freshmeat) downloaded, but haven't got it working yet.

      Speakfreely, also listed on Freshmeat, is intended to provide crossplatform audio connectivity, and also has good links for the H323 standard. Simultaneous audio and video here not yet implemented at this time.

      Also worth noting, because of comments elsewhere on this thread: If I need a shower or haven't got a clean shirt, there is a definite reluctance on my part to turning the damn thing on :)

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  81. I thought I told you... by E-Rock-23 · · Score: 1

    "I thought I told you to never call me on this wall. This is an unlisted wall..." -- President Skroob (Mel Brooks)

    Jules Verne wasn't the only guy who could predict great technology with sci-fi, even in jest ^-^

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  82. Hmm, I can foresee terrible pranks... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, these things will undoubtable have a "preview" option, right? It would be great to be able to see who's calling at 3am before you pick up the phone.

    Unfortunately, it also means that it's only a matter of time before some prick disables caller id on his outgoing calls, and rigs his previews to be goatse.cx! Noooo!!! :)

  83. A great spam opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm an advertiser. I'll give you basic service and a video phone and run ads on it all day long. It's the hardware version of Eudora Lite.

  84. Beam splitter device... by cr0sh · · Score: 1
    A semi-reflective mirror placed at 45 degree angle to the viewing plane, between the camera and the person. On one side or the other (perpendicular to the viewing plane), is the monitor (image on monitor from other phone needs to be reversed).

    It would make the system more bulky, and the images might be dimmer (could be software corrected, though) because of the beam splitter being in the way, but it could be done.

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  85. I want my flying car! by skinfitz · · Score: 1

    You've seen the old movies when you were a kid - it's the year 2002 and I _still_ dont have a flying car. It's just not fair.

  86. We had these at school in about 1992 by vrai · · Score: 1
    Two BT models that operated over standard telephone lines. As no-one else in the town had them we could only use them to phone between the Physics and IT departments.

    The other problem was that the quality was utterly terrible - mainly due to the lack of bandwidth, and crappy compression. It was kind of usable if you didn't move too much - but if you moved around, or worse, moved the camera the image descended into blurry Lego vision. Also the audio quality was pretty piss poor too.

    One thing I will say it their favour (and to answer some of the other posts) was that having the camera mounted about the screen didn't seem to cause any problems. Given the range at which you use it, and the size of the screen, it looks like the other person is looking right at you - which is nice.

    I imagine the much faster processor, and better compression means the new models are an order of magnitude better that the ones 10 years ago. Still doesn't help if you're the only one in town who as one though ...

  87. One Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Infinite Jest
    -David Foster Wallace

  88. Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course it won't *replace* normal phone calls. I thinkt that for 95% of all conversation, audio only is perfect. But sometimes, I would really have liked to add video to a conversation.

    If people market videophones as a "replacement* to normal phones, they are gona lose and we'll never see these things.

  89. Why? by mwood · · Score: 1

    I remember seeing an honest-to-gosh Picturephone(tm) (the one that needs a dedicated T1 to operate) at the Museum of Science and Industry in Chicago years ago, and I still haven't been able to answer the question, "why would I want a video telephone?" Today I'd pay $5 more to *not* have video on my phone. Audio-only communication simplifies interactions nicely. I called to *talk* to you, not to look at you.

    1. Re:Why? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      I remember seeing demos of this in the late 60's. It's a 40+ year old idea that no one really wants.

      >> Audio-only communications simplifies interactions nicely

      yes, and chat/messaging and e-mail even more so!

  90. Good Points. Here are a few more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're right, this product is as good as video conferencing has ever been.

    One more good point:

    - It's standards compliant. Your buddy doesn't has to own a Beamer, it can be any H.324 compliant device.

    And more bad points:

    - The wierd thing with most videophones is that you get a picture of your buddy looking near you, but not AT you, since camera and display are offset. To bring videophones to mass acceptance, the camera has to be behind the display to show your buddy looking at you.

    - The 30 seconds delay is not because of our phone system, but because there is no modem standard for immediate connectivity with on-the-fly adaptation to line quality. It is no problem, technically, to build modems that start transmitting meaningful data from the first second and use some part of the transmission to constantly measure the line quality and adapt to it (the process that normally is done during handshake). While such a standard is quite a technical hurdle, it would also help normal modem users by both reducing login times and improving line stability.

  91. don't we all :) ? by aepervius · · Score: 1

    "Otherwise when you are talking to a girl, it will look to her like you are looking at her breasts.". Won't chang a bit from what i do normaly. So what ?

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  92. Re:Not Quite Ready (OT) by jred · · Score: 2

    She was proportionate, mostly. She would've had to be 300 lbs to really be proportionate. I thought I had a picture of her on my site, but it's shoulders up only.

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  93. Re:Not Quite Ready (OT) by Trinn · · Score: 1

    I'm curious about her now. Maybe we can continue this in e-mail or something? I think /. is tired of off-topic discussions. my e-mail should be visible but it's trinn_99@yahoo.com if you need it.