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75th Anniversary of Television

SpiceWare writes "In the summer of '21, Philo T. Farnsworth was struck by an inspiration after plowing a field. He transmitted the first television image six years later on September 7, 1927."

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  1. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

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  2. Well Happy Birthday!... by Cyno01 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    you wonderful box whos warming glowing warming glow i bask in almost as much as this crt in front of me right now

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    1. Re:Well Happy Birthday!... by dirvish · · Score: 1

      ...and how long since the first TV Turnoff Week?

    2. Re:Well Happy Birthday!... by uncoveror · · Score: 2

      We have come a long way. Advertising used to be easy to ignore, but now some advertisements contain subliminal messages. TV used to only recieve signals, but now, if you have the V-chip, Big Brother is watching.

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    3. Re:Well Happy Birthday!... by geekoid · · Score: 2

      That not true. Now I have to call my local authorities and tell them you spreading lies about them, but first, I'll get a Coke.

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  3. Philo T. Farnsworth? by VVrath · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    In school we were always taught that John Logie Baird inented the TV.

    Ho hum.

    1. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2

      this was on the history chanel the other day, top 10 inventors of the 20th century or something, Farnsworth actually invented and patented the idea for a device that produces an appareantly moving picture by scanning lines fast enough, RCA muscled him out of business and eventuly turned out their devices after his patents expired or whatever

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    2. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Meowing · · Score: 5, Informative

      Baird came up with a mechanical scanning system that bore little resemblance to what we now think of as television. Farnsworth's invention was fully electronic television, built atop Braun's work. Vladimir Zworykin invented an electronic television system at about the same time, but it only became practical after Farnsworth's ideas were incorporated.

    3. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by foobar104 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Saying that Baird invented TV is like saying that Einstein invented the atomic bomb. It's one thing to come up with a principle, or even to demonstrate it in primitive form. It's another thing entirely to come up with a way to use that principle to build a practical device. That's invention.

      If it makes you feel better, you could just say that Philo Farnsworth invented the scanning electron picture tube. Without which... and so on.

    4. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like you getting brainwashed in to believe that Edison invented the light buld!

    5. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, very primitive:

      The television pioneer created the first televised pictures of objects in motion (1924), the first televised human face (1925) and a year later he televised the first moving object image at the Royal Institution in London. His 1928 trans-atlantic transmission of the image of a human face was a broadcasting milestone. Color television (1928), stereoscopic television and television by infra-red light were all demonstrated by Baird before 1930. He successfully lobbied for broadcast time with the British Broadcasting Company, the BBC started broadcasting television on the Baird 30-line system in 1929. The first simultaneous sound and vision telecast was broadcast in 1930. In July 1930, the first British Television Play was transmitted, "The Man with the Flower in his Mouth."

    6. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Eil · · Score: 4, Interesting


      In my high school, (don't remember the exact class) the teacher had us read this long long article about how the brilliant David Sarnoff, created from scratch, the first cathode ray tube at the technology wonderland company RCA. I don't remember much detail, but it greatly glorified Sarnoff as "the father of television" and RCA as the company that brought moving pictures to every living room in America.

      It sounded fishy to me, but I didn't bother looking further into it. As luck would have it, I ran across an article in an old Scientific American a week later that told the truth: Philo Farnsworth invented the cathode ray tube (as well as the tube that the first cameras used, can't remember the name) and RCA tried to steal the invention and patents from him.

      I took a copy of the factual article to the aforementioned teacher who said he'd announce a correction to the class. Funny, though, he never did. I guess teachers don't like to be told they're wrong (even though it wasn't exactly his fault.)

    7. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by cioxx · · Score: 2, Informative

      Indeed it's another one of those lies which totally gives credit to the wrong people.

      The pioneers of television were the Russians, Nipkow who invented a mechanical revolving scanning disk in 1884 and Rosing who used a cathode ray tube in 1907 to display images from a mechanical transmitter. In Britain in 1923, John Logie Baird began to demonstrate television transmission using Nipkow disks. In America, Rosing's student, Vladimir Zworykin, filed a patent for an electronic television system in 1923, but the project was dropped by Westinghouse and Zworykin had to wait for RCA to restart the project in 1930. Meanwhile, an Idaho schoolboy, Philo Farnsworth, invented an electronic system in 1922, and by 1927 had transmitted television images. So you cannot deny the fact that the first Television was in fact invented by Russians. Zworykin's iconoscope led to modern televison cameras and Zworykin's kinescope was the basis for the modern television picture tube. Note that Nipkow and Zworykin are two different people.

      So in the end, we know who was the real inventor and who was just the contributor to the development.

    8. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by T-Punkt · · Score: 2

      Paul Gottlieb Nipkow was German, not Russian.

    9. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His father was Russian, and mother was German. Or vice-versa, I don't remember precisely.

      But the point is that Farnsworth is not the father of Television as some people claim.

    10. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      That darned patent office, always granting stupid patents when there's prior art! Nothing ever changes! :^)

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    11. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In school, we were always taught that most technologies were the result of a single inventor (usually Thomas Edison). Apparently the reality of how technology almost always results from a mingling of and building on many people's ideas is just too complicated/boring. Thus the myth of the single inventor is perpetuated... even on /.

    12. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by frisket · · Score: 1

      Baird's system used a spiral of holes in a rotating disk to perform the "scan" (when viewed through a static viewport the line of holes appears to move across the field). Farnsworth used electronics. Both "invented" a form of television, and both were scanning systems, but it was unquestionably Baird who made the first TV transmission, two years before Farnsworth, just as it was unquestionably Farnsworth who had the superior system. The two later cooperated on the development of CRT-based TV, but it is simply incorrect to imply that Farnsworth made the first TV transmission.

    13. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2

      Baird certainly DID come up with a mechanical scanning ssytem, but he stilltransmitted moving pictures electronically FIRST, in his studio in FRITH STREET, SOHO, LONDON. NOT an American, but a SCOT working in LONDON made television work FIRST.

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    14. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yuropeen...is this the latest example of Americanized spelling? Repeat after me...E-U-R-O-P-E-A-N!

      American English..now THAT'S a fucking joke!

    15. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      American English..now THAT'S a fucking joke!

      No, that's an oxymoron.

      As a sign once posted in a London restaurant said, "English spoken here, American understood"

    16. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right.

      The guy who first thought of using carrier pigeons invented the Internet, and Thag the Caveman, who first hewed a crude wheel out of a chunk of wood, invented the automobile.

    17. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you the cleverest person in the USA? you sound like you may be.

    18. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we're stupid all right That's why we're running the world.

    19. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Meowing · · Score: 1

      Now now, be nice, While Baird didn't invent even mechanical television, he did perfect the photocell in the process of commericalizing Nipkow's discovery. Just think about all the applications that one has made possible!

    20. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

      I took a copy of the factual article to the aforementioned teacher who said he'd announce a correction to the class. Funny, though, he never did. I guess teachers don't like to be told they're wrong (even though it wasn't exactly his fault.)

      He probably did not want to revise his lesson plans. He probably memorized the RCA version and didn't want to learn a new script.

    21. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

      Like most Urban Legends, this one dies hard. Farnsworth DID invent a television system and his image disector tube was one of the first TV camera tubes. However it was a poor performer, requiring LOT's of light (so much it was blinding on stage). The tube was sensitive to a narrow spectrum of light, requiring actors to wear colored makeup to be seen on TV. The RCA developed iconoscope tube (which operated on a much different principle than Farnsworth's tube) was a much better performer, and later RCA camera tubes (the image iconoscope, the orthocon and image orthocon tubes) were better still. Farnsworth was the first to use a sawtooth scanning waveform, and this may have been the key patent that RCA had to obtain. The fact is that RCA developed a better system, and mostly on their own. The sawtooth scan and Armstrong's FM system for the audio carrier were the bones of contention in their system. I'd have to say that TV was Co-invented by RCA and Farnsworth.

    22. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Eil · · Score: 2


      Perhaps.

      One thing I just thought of this morning, I also remember seeing a video clip in that same class of some NBC reporter interviewing "the inventor of television," Sarnoff, where Sarnoff was explaining how the cathode ray tube worked and generally giving the same sort of spiel that was in the article I originally mentioned.

    23. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hold it! In 1812, we kicked YOUR ass, burned down the White House, too! Oh Canada!

    24. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      no, no - the reason why it IS fair to describe Baird as "the inventor of TV" is that is was HIM that did the "tele" part by radio. The "vision" part was a widely distributed effort, but I think Farnsworth's claim IS the strongest there.

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    25. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      RCA paid a lot of people, and wrote a lot of articles, so the would be credit, and hopefully control, TV.

      Corporations have been acting badly for years. Personally, I would have paid him a nice sum, and hired him for a good salary.

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    26. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by geekoid · · Score: 2

      Nipkow pretty much invented a mechanicall flip book, same with Baired. Modern television would not exist without the device farnsworth invented specifically for that purpose, that is why he's considered the father of electronic TV.

      Of course there where people workng on the idea, but to say Farnsworth is not the father of electronic TV is like saying Fors shouldn't be credited for his automation and assemble process because he didn't invent the wheel.

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    27. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by cioxx · · Score: 1

      thanks for the clarification. But yeah, to claim that Farnsworth was THE father, is not really irresponsible reporting.

    28. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by cioxx · · Score: 1

      correction: s/irresponsible/responsible

    29. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth? by rbook · · Score: 1

      RCA did try to hire him. He didn't want to work for them. They tried to buy him out, but he didn't want to sell.

      RCA did end up licensing Farnesworth's patents, but Farnesworth never got rich from it.

  4. underpants gnome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) make crt
    2) ???
    3) profit!!!

  5. TV? by claygate · · Score: 1

    Isn't that replaced by the internet now? I spend about 10% of CRT time infront of the Television, and probably 90% infront of my computer.

    1. Re:TV? by TheLostOne · · Score: 1

      Bah.. you are still using CRT? *grin*

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    2. Re:TV? by cscx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So... let me get this straight. If your TV ran Linux would you spend more time watching TV? ;)

      Spending so much time in front of the computer is baaad. Watch some TV, get some culture, it'll be good for ya.

    3. Re:TV? by blankmange · · Score: 2
      Time out here: watching TV will give someone culture???

      Experience culture in real-time, forget the tripe broadcast on TV... get outside and soak up a little sunshine and real people...

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  6. And came forth... by AntiTuX · · Score: 2

    The fall of society... :)

    Oh cmon, you can agree!! There's NO reason the wayans brothers should have got that sitcom for christ's sake!!

    1. Re:And came forth... by GigsVT · · Score: 1

      like 30 wayans brothers shows 24/7

      Doesn't that describe the current WB?

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    2. Re:And came forth... by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      That joke could have applied about a year ago.

      Seriously though what about shows like [In?] "Living Color"? That was a funny fucking show which showcased all their talents. They are a funny bunch, the Wayans Brothers show just had bad writing.

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  8. Farnsworth, makes me think of someone... by forgoil · · Score: 1, Troll

    Could it be a certain professor from a certain brilliant TV show that no longer IS on TV. Hmm, the irony, the irony...

    But seriously, TV must be one of the most influencial inventions in ages. It opened up to a whole lot of things, good and bad.

  9. Tv is young! by dcstimm · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    2 years younger than my dad.

  10. Give it a Couple of Minutes... by tealover · · Score: 0, Troll

    The Yuropeens will be in here claiming that a Yuro invented the tv. They like to revise history to take credit for any and everything, so don't take it personal. It's a kind of socialist history.

    Slashdot has become a haven for defensive Yuros over the last couple of years. It's a shame. This place used to be up for some interesting discussions. Now, if it isn't politically correct or Yuro-left leaning, prepare to be modded down.

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    1. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      The Americans are already in here claiming that an American invented the tv. They like to revise history to take credit for any and everything, so don't take it personal. It's a kind of American history.

      Slashdot has become a haven for arrogant, ignorant Americans over the last couple of years. It's a shame. This place used to be up for some interesting discussions. Now, if it isn't politically correct or Americna-right leaning, prepare to be modded down.

    2. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by messiertom · · Score: 1

      Sorry for feeding the trolls but:

      > if it isn't politically correct or Americna [sic]-right leaning

      You seem to be fairly confused - politcal correctness is a trait of the American Left, not the Right.

    3. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got that right. The whole discussion will devolve into something about a 12th century Romanian scrawling something on to a piece of a bark that was "the invention of television".

      The euro-peons must have a lot of penis envy too.

      Oh, and can't you wait until 9/11 when we'll get about three or four thousand socialist/communist europeans saying shit like "America deserved it".

      Oh and don't forget about the third-worlders dialing up on their 9600's (taking a break from their mud hut building) that will gladly chime in with the same position too.

    4. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just to respond what some euro-peon is already typing in

      "We don't give a fuck if you don't like us"

    5. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      America deserved it.
      -Anonymous Coward Communist European Wannabe

    6. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be fairly confused - politcal correctness is a trait of the American Left, not the Right.

      *shrug* Hard to tell them apart.

    7. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      politcal correctness is a trait of the American Left, not the Right.

      Actually, the idea of a cabal of "politically correct" leftists is an invention of the the right...

      There are idiots on both the left and the rigt who hold the idea that free speech is great - as long as you aren't saying anything that offends them.

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    8. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > America deserved it.

      Not only that...America PLANNED it! How else could Baby Bush have everything he ever dreamed of doing be handed to him on a silver platter?

    9. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me help, the Right is the ones that bailed your kesters out of two World Wars and kept the Commies from making you thier bitches. The Left is the ones who help rebuild your economy.

    10. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Wait, I thought the JEWS did it, to give Sharon an excuse to re-occupy the West Bank?

      Then I thought that ENRON did it, because the Taliban wouldn't let them build a pipeline to move yet-to-be disovered oil from the Caspian basin at a cost of $16 per barrel (when we get crude at $2/barrel worldwide now).

      So now it's just American neo-fascists in general, so to bring down the police state by, um, arresting a couple hundred non-citizens...

      Could you Jew-haters / liberals / muslims kindly pick a kook theory and stick with it for, like, ten minues?

    11. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by messiertom · · Score: 1

      Thanks. You stated it better than I did. messiertom the Liberal.

    12. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Naw...I've been sticking with this one since the Big Day itself. It's just too coincidental. I don't believe for a second that the Yank government is NOT above killing its own citizens to get its way.

    13. Re:Give it a Couple of Minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I guess that's why Bin Laden boasted about it, Al Q'aeda uses it in their recruitment videos, and Palestinians danced in the streets?

      Oh, that's right, Bin Laden is just a CIA construction anyway.

      Feh.

  11. In 1927, when TV was invented . . . by Our+Man+In+Redmond · · Score: 4, Funny

    it was "one channel, and nothing good on."

    Things haven't really changed since then.

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    1. Re:In 1927, when TV was invented . . . by cscx · · Score: 2

      Realize that back in those days, all TV was live; this was before video recorders, y'know.

    2. Re:In 1927, when TV was invented . . . by Eil · · Score: 2


      Rough timeline:

      Live TV -> Filmed TV -> Videotaped TV

      Anyone care to fill in some dates?

    3. Re:In 1927, when TV was invented . . . by Max+von+H. · · Score: 2

      I don't have all the dates for everything but found a great timeline of recording history on this page. It doesn't provide the info about filmed TV (kinescope) though.

      The very first video recorder (black & white, of course) was demonstrated in 1951: "Ampex team led by Charles Ginsburg began work on a video tape recorder (VTR) in October; Bing Crosby Enterprises demonstrated an experimental 12-head VTR at 100 ips."

      In 1956, CBS broadcast the first network television show with videotape Nov. 30, Douglas Edwards and the News, for West Coast delayed broadcast.

      Of course, this was before Helical Scan (rotating heads, which we still use) was developed by the Japanese and first demonstrated by Toshiba in 1959. Sony marketed a helical scan VTR, the PV100 in 1961, which was adopted by American Airlines in 1964 for in-flight movies; Ampex sued Sony over it in 1966 (in 1960 Ampex shared VTR patents with Sony and Sony shared transistorized circuitry with Ampex).

      It's impressive to see that U-Matic (3/4", composite video), the very first videocassette format, was introduced by Sony in 1969 and is still in use, although it's been superseeded on the institutional market by low-end Beta SP in the last 10 years and now DV.

      Cheers,
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    4. Re:In 1927, when TV was invented . . . by Kashif+Shaikh · · Score: 1

      In 1927, when TV was invented...came the dawn of pr0n. So shouldn't pr0n be celebrated too? :)

  12. My goal for today... by gilroy · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Blockquoth the referenced page:

    "Our goal is simple: come September 7, 2002, we want everybody who turns on a television set to know that date is the anniversary of the day the medium arrived on this planet - and to know the name of the man who delivered it."

    -- Paul Schatzkin, Author of The Boy Who Invented Television

    Well, TV has given us some nice moments. But in between all those nice moments has been a high-volume sewer hose of cultural sludge. So my personal goal today is to convince everyone to not watch TV at all, at least for this day. Let's remind the Content Cartel that there are other options...
    1. Re:My goal for today... by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, books have given us some nice moments. But in between all those nice moments has been a high-volume sewer hose of cultural sludge.

      You can always tell that a statement is meaningless when you can replace the key noun in it with a different word without changing the degree to which the statement is true. A statement that is always true, regardless of the subject, is dull and pointless.

    2. Re:My goal for today... by Night+Goat · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I understand what you're saying, but whenever people tell me that TV is crap and I should "kill my television," I feel I must set them straight. It's not the invention of television that's the problem. It's the content. Television's amazing, I think it's one of the most influential mediums that has existed. However, the shit that passes for content on the networks, especially primetime, is intolerable. That's why I find myself watching cable most of the time.


      The thing is, because of the way programming works, nothing you'll ever learn on TV is really that in-depth. I'm really guilty of watching a lot of the History Channel, thinking I know a lot, then realizing that the show glossed over a lot.

    3. Re:My goal for today... by Rayonic · · Score: 3, Funny

      You can always tell that a statement is meaningless when you can replace the key noun in it with a different word without changing the degree to which the statement is true. A statement that is always true, regardless of the subject, is dull and pointless.

      "Well, Slashdot has given us some nice moments. But in between all those nice moments has been a high-volume sewer hose of cultural sludge."

      Hey, you're right! It works for everything!

      (edit: In retrospect, this post looks like an insult to you. Well, it's not. Thank god for the edit function.)

    4. Re:My goal for today... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      "Well, foobar104 has given us some nice moments. But in between all those nice moments has been a high-volume sewer hose of cultural sludge."

      WHOA!

    5. Re:My goal for today... by sacrilicious · · Score: 2
      You can always tell that a statement is meaningless when you can replace the key noun in it with a different word without changing the degree to which the statement is true. A statement that is always true, regardless of the subject, is dull and pointless.

      You can always tell that a statement is profound when you can replace the key word in it with a different word without changing the degree to which the statement is true. A statement that is always true, regardless of the subject, is universal and timeless.

      .

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    6. Re:My goal for today... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Actually, by dropping in the word 'books' you just proved that the statement isn't meaningless. There are far more worthwhile books, and far less sludge content, that television.

      I'd estimate that 10% of books are worth reading, and less than 1% of television programming is worth the electricity to transmit it.

      Thank goodness television goes away much faster than books do.

    7. Re:My goal for today... by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      Just for the record, I got the joke the first time, and no offense taken. But thanks for clearing it up anyway.

    8. Re:My goal for today... by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      I'd estimate that 10% of books are worth reading, and less than 1% of television programming is worth the electricity to transmit it.

      De gustibus non disputandum est. I'd say the fractions are closer to one percent of one percent on both counts. If you think one out of every ten books is worth reading, you must not be looking at very many books.

    9. Re:My goal for today... by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      "Well, foobar104 has given us some nice moments. But in between all those nice moments has been a high-volume sewer hose of cultural sludge."
      WHOA!


      See? It works for everything....

    10. Re:My goal for today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > Well, books have given us some nice moments. But
      > > in between all those nice moments has been a
      > > high-volume sewer hose of cultural sludge.

      > You can always tell that a statement is meaningless
      > when you can replace the key noun in it with a
      > different word without changing the degree to which
      > the statement is true. A statement that is always
      > true, regardless of the subject, is dull and
      > pointless.

      A television show that is always true, regardless of the subject, is dull and pointless.

    11. Re:My goal for today... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can always tell that a premise is meaningless when you can replace the key noun in it with a different word without changing the degree to which the premise is true. A premise that is always true, regardless of the subject, is dull and pointless.

      Your statement is false.

    12. Re:My goal for today... by Nazmun · · Score: 1

      There are tons of shitty books. They usually don't get published as widely, or at least i think they don't.

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  13. This was the first fully electonic transmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Baird/Nipkow electromechanical system was publicly demonstrated in 1926.

    Smart lad to replace the cumbersome mechanicals with electronics - the story of the C20 really.

    1. Re:This was the first fully electonic transmission by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ssshhh.. don't tell the Americans. September 11 is coming up, doncha know? Anyway, they saw it on TV and read it on the Internet, so it must be true.

  14. Re:CRT by notanatheist · · Score: 1

    I'm only grateful for CRT. I hate TV. Of course we'd all be more grateful if LCD was invented first because then we could all have lovely 30" LCD screens that only cost a few hundred dollars and ran super high resoulutions. Eh?

  15. Claimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Because it is so. John Logie Baird

    John Logie Baird is remembered as the inventor of mechanical television, radar and fiber optics. Successfully tested in a laboratory in late 1925 and unveiled with much fanfare in London in early 1926, mechanical television technology was quickly usurped by electronic television, the basis of modern video technology.

    Your Farnsworth guy got to invent electron beam scanning television, but J. L. Baird got "television" first.

    Now go prepare your missile sheilds. I hear you'll be needing them in a few days time.

    1. Re:Claimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mechanical tv....what a joke. once again, stupid ass yuropeens behind Americans. what else is new.

    2. Re:Claimed by kylegordon · · Score: 1

      Yes, and as a Brit, I have every right to say 'Who's yer daddy'

    3. Re:Claimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      as a brit, you're more than likely gay and have unsightly, brownish teeth.

    4. Re:Claimed by kylegordon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      ooooh, ok, I'll stoop to the same level, yet still have the guts to stay logged in as myself.

      As an American you are no doubt some fat, ugly overweight child with a penchant for running a machine gun up and down your local school. You'll also be ruled by some half assed dictator hell bent on nuclear war with the middle east. The only bad thing about being British just now is, like the song says, 'Jokers to the left of me, losers to the right'

      Now off you go and be a good little boy, and don't listen to what mommy tells you about not talking to strangers...

    5. Re:Claimed by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Funny

      As an American you are no doubt some fat, ugly overweight child with a penchant for running a machine gun up and down your local school.

      You, sir, are obviously an idiot. The weapon of choice for rampaging through public high schools is the semi-automatic handgun. Its small size makes it easy to conceal under clothing or in a bag or backpack. Weapons that fire 9mm rounds present a good compromise between power and magazine capacity, but for real effectiveness against targets at close range, go for the .45.

      What a moron.

    6. Re:Claimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all we want to know is why you guys don't use flouride? you do realize brown teeth are disgusting. just like your pale, nasty white women. try getting a tan every now and then.

      but britain will forever be America's bitch. you have no choice. it's either be our bitch or be a Yuropeen vassal state.

      hahaha, the might Britain reduced to being a fucking lackey

    7. Re:Claimed by kylegordon · · Score: 1

      hehehe, class. I'll keep that in mind ;-)

    8. Re:Claimed by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right"

      Get the damn lyrics right, moggy...

    9. Re:Claimed by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Hey, give him a break, he's clearly not a gun head. Of course, his high-school rampage became far more successful when he force-fed his teachers Big Mac and Coke, thus turning them into gigantic overweight USian lookalikes.

    10. Re:Claimed by kylegordon · · Score: 1

      Clearly you've never visited here, as you'll see that most people sport a healthy tan if they've been outside for any length of time. And, incidentally, we do have flouride. Not only is it in our toothpaste, but we also have the stuff piped to us in our water supply.

      Get your facts straight before trolling. As for being America's bitch, or a vassal state - take that up with our PM. IIRC he's probably going to be voted out at the next election....

    11. Re:Claimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      healthy tan? off-white must go for tans over there these days. i've been there. british people are disgustlingly, ugly white. just sickly looking. and no, you don't use flouridate water. not everywhere. almost everyone over there has fucked up discolored teeth.

      and your fag ass PM will be running the show for quite some time. well, GW will actually be running the show.

    12. Re:Claimed by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Well, you're the ones that are going to get skin cancer then. Tans aren't healthy, and fluoride (note the spelling please, previous posters) makes your teeth crumble and fall out, and discolours them.

      American people are all either stick thin, with their ribs poking through their skin like toastracks, or they're morbidly obese. Either way it's not healthy. You spend so much time worrying about people crashing planes into you, when in reality, you are going to die when your heart explodes from trying to pump the muddy, sticky liquid that passes for blood around your fat-clogged arteries.
      Why are all USians so fat? Do you all *like* weighing 350 pounds or more? You are all the laughing-stock of the rest of the world. Short, fat, ignorant and barely literate.

    13. Re:Claimed by Elbereth · · Score: 2

      Americans aren't short.

      And now I shall type for 20 seconds, becuause Slashdot won't let me submit the comment in just two or three seconds. It really sucks that I type quickly, but those are the breaks. I think that it must be twenty seconds by now, so I shall submit the comment. Wish me well.

    14. Re:Claimed by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      all we want to know is why you guys don't use flouride? you do realize brown teeth are disgusting

      So you're suggesting that a substance known to cause mottling (flourosis) is responsible for the whiteness of USian teeth?

    15. Re:Claimed by Gordonjcp · · Score: 2

      Must have been twenty seconds. Congratulations.

      Oh, and perhaps it's only the Americans I've met that are short. Actually, come to think of it, I know a woman from the US who's pretty tall.

    16. Re:Claimed by jedrek · · Score: 2

      [obvious troll, still biting]

      fluoride (note the spelling please, previous posters) makes your teeth crumble and fall out, and discolours them.

      Ten years growing up stateside I drank a lot of water, mostly boiled tapwater. One small cavity over 10 years. Ten years in Europe, I've had to have 3 root canals and a wisdom tooth pulled.

      Yeah, that flouride really sucks.

      BTW, you want short, fat and ignorant? Check out british and german tourists at your European summer resort of choice.

    17. Re:Claimed by xtremex · · Score: 1

      No..you're wrong...tourists and GENERAL of ignorant. I am embarassed by American tourists (I'm American!)...no respect for anything....and I bet Euros are ashamed of who represents them.

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    18. Re:Claimed by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      As much a joke as a mechanical steam-driven computer. Don't think of it as "mechanical", think of it as macro-nanotech.

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    19. Re:Claimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      all we want to know is why you guys don't use flouride Tap water here in the UK is usually flouridated.

      try getting a tan every now and then. When you're nearer to the North Pole than the equator, a tan is unusual unless you spend lots of time in the sun or cook yourself under a UV lamp.

    20. Re:Claimed by woogieoogieboogie · · Score: 1

      Has it dawned on you that the 10 years of drinking fluoridated water CAUSED a weakening of your teeth resulting in the latter dental problems. That would have to be the case since fluoridated water has 0 impact on fully developed teeth

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    21. Re:Claimed by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      hahaha, the might Britain reduced to being a fucking lackey

      when America is forced to kneel before China, you'll be eating those badly chosen words.

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    22. Re:Claimed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ten years in Europe, I've had to have 3 root canals and a wisdom tooth pulled... Yeah, that flouride really sucks

      Maybe it's just that you don't know how to care for your teeth.

      BTW, you want short, fat and ignorant? Check out british and german tourists at your European summer resort of choice

      You want tall fat loud and ignorant? Check out American tourists at your European summer resort of choice. {- How do you like grossly ignorant generalizations when they're applied to you, dickhead? By the way, in my travels in Europe, I have noted that most western Europeans appear far more fit than Americans these days.

      Note to editors: The above post is flamebait and should be modded as such.

  16. 75 Years past. and now with 500 channels there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    75 Years past. and now with 500 channels there are times of the day there nothing to watch! Thank goodness for Tech TV!

  17. John Logie Baird in 1926 by Tim+Colgate · · Score: 5, Informative
    Some people might recall John Logie Baird as being the creator of telveision. Have a look at this article for more background. Here's a relevant quote:

    On January 26, 1926 Baird demonstrated a fully working prototype of mechanical television to members of the Royal Institution at 22 Frith Street, Baird's residence and laboratory. This was the world's first demonstration of true television because it showed moving human faces with tonal gradients and detail. Far from perfect, the images flickered quite a bit, but the individuals on screen were fully recognizable.

    1. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Informative
      read the quote: "mechanical television" I can't remember ever having owned an tv that was not all electronic.

      The trick is that several different people where working on getting pictures through the air. Baird had one that never worked out. Sorta like the wright brothers didn't have the first aircraft, just the first proved to be start of usefull flight.

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    2. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by tealover · · Score: 0, Troll

      what did i tell you? the Gay Yuropeen brigade on a nother mission to promulgate revisionist Yuropeen history.

      God, i hate the fucking Yuros almost as much as GW Bush does.

      The Yuros have ruined slashdot, just like they do everything else, the fucking gay faggots that tehy are.

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    3. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by Tim+Colgate · · Score: 1
      read the quote: "mechanical television" I can't remember ever having owned an tv that was not all electronic.

      I can't remember ever having owned a computer that used valves - it doesn't mean valves weren't important in the development of computers. What will your grandchildren say? "I can't remember ever having owned a TV that uses a CRT"?

      Anyway, I was posting in reply to the quote in the Slashdot story: " Philo T. Farnsworth ... He transmitted the first television image ... 1927". It doesn't say the first electronic image. This then links to an article that says: "The sponsors of this website - which includes family and friends of Philo T. Farnsworth", which leads me to suppose I might not be seeing the bigger picture.

      Try reading the whole of the linked-to article. It talks about other developments of Baird's, for example colour television and also:

      Baird sent a "cable" television transmission 438 miles from London to Glasgow in 1927. The following year he transmitted images to the cellar of an amateur radio operator in Hartsdale, New York. It was the first transatlantic demonstration of television.

      The same article also has some background on Farnsworth:

      Farnsworth conceived his television system in 1923, while still in high school. Utilizing a cathode ray tube, his design predated Zworykin's Iconoscope by a decade. By 1927 the boy wonder had transmitted straight line images from his first Image Dissector. In 1934, the year he met Baird, he was deeply entangled in patent litigation suits with RCA. By licensing the Image Dissector in Great Britain, he hoped to sidestep RCA and claim a piece of the European market.

      Patent litigation - plus ça change ...

    4. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by Simon+Brooke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yup. Isn't it strange how the Americans were the first people in the world to invent everything, usually several years after we were using it here in Scotland?

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    5. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yup. Isn't it strange how the Americans were the first people in the world to invent everything, usually several years after we were using it here in Scotland?

      Truly the sun will never set on the Scottish Empire.

    6. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by nnnneedles · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I fucking hate that because it is ALWAYS like that, and the incredibly fucking dumb americans believe it all. That's why they are such stupid fucking idiot patriots because they are fed this bullshit every single day.

      Facts? Oh, forget that, let's be patriots!

      Europeans DON'T think like that and normally feel good about giving credit where credit is due. Except the french. Maybe.

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    7. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      Well, if you're going to call a dead-end technology which wasn't even electric 'television' I guess then we should credit Edison and the pioneers of film-based motion pictures. That is just as relevant to what modern television became.

      But, really, this is about throwing up a parody of 'The Ugly American' to hurl insults at, isn't it, now?

    8. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1

      the French invented SOME stuff - and the very fact that they've got the best rail system in the world proves that they're not a bunch of total wankers.

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    9. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by ebcdic · · Score: 2

      Aye, they'll be inventing deep-fried Mars bars real soon now.

    10. Re:John Logie Baird in 1926 by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      no you "see" a movie, you WATCH television.. something in human pyschology seems make you approach television in a very different manor than film.

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  18. CRT vs. LCD... by Bonker · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Despite CRT's downsides, there are significant reasons that an individual might prefer or even be required to use a CRT rather than an LCD display.

    1. Accurate Color Matching. Sorry, you just can't do this on an LCD. I understand that Plasma is a little better, but you can't beat CRT for color matching.

    2. Multi-resolution Display. LCD's have a 'Native' display resolution for which their displays are best suited. Other display resolutions, if you can get them to work, just don't look right.

    3. Brightness. LCD will *never* be as bright, nor have the brightness control of CRT. CRTS are also not prone to angle-washout-syndrome like LCD monitors are. CRTS have the same brightness regardless of which direction you're looking at them from.

    In many cases... most probably... an LCD display is preferrable to a CRT. In my line of work, as a graphic artist, I'd sooner lop off a pinky than part with my big, beautiful, heavy, radiation-emitting CRT.

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    1. Re:CRT vs. LCD... by foobar104 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Accurate Color Matching. Sorry, you just can't do this on an LCD.

      Can't do it on a CRT, either, and you're a fool if you think you can. That's why the good lord almighty gave us proofs.

      Back when I worked in printing, I used to do all my color corrections in greyscale mode. It's just too easy to get distracted by the colors on the screen. Even when you know, in your head, that they're not accurate, your eye tricks you. That's why you have to get the tone right using greyscale mode, then rely on your colorimeters to get the process mix right.

    2. Re:CRT vs. LCD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to break this to you, but you're Offtopic.

      This is not a LCD vs. CRT discussion.

    3. Re:CRT vs. LCD... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I hate to break this to you, but you're Offtopic

      Why buck a trend? By the way, who invited you into this thread?

  19. Re:CRT vs. LCD...X-Rays by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In many cases... most probably... an LCD display is preferrable to a CRT. In my line of work, as a graphic artist, I'd sooner lop off a pinky than part with my big, beautiful, heavy, radiation-emitting CRT. "

    You don't have to lop it off. It'll fall off of it's own accord.

  20. Meanwhile 75 years ago yesterday Baird was... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ... at the University of Leeds in the UK demonstrating his video recorder and his stereoscopic television (3D TV to you and me).

    Baird's recorder used an alumin(i)um disc rather like an LP running at ~80rpm to record the images. The machine, like his television, was an electro-mechanical affair build from bits including old hat boxes and bicycle parts. His machinery is exhibited at The National Museum of Photography, Film and Television a short way away from Leeds, in Bradford.

    Whilst researching the links I found the NMPFT's TV heaven page and top ten list of requested television programs from the archives. The August list is below:

    • 1. Goodness Gracious Me
    • 2. World Cup Final 1966
    • 3. Dangermouse
    • 4. The Wrong Trousers
    • 5. Mr Bean
    • 6. The Clangers (The Iron Chicken)
    • 7. The Sooty Show
    • 8. Bob the Builder
    • 9. Bottom
    • 10. Rainbow

    This says something about the visitors although you have to account for it being the school vacation.

    1. Re:Meanwhile 75 years ago yesterday Baird was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another faggie Yuropeen trying to pull gay ass Baird out their hairy asses.

      Baird was an ass clown. So fucking far behind Farnsworth's genius that it isn't even funny. The fact that homo Yuropeens still toss his name around is a testament to their inferiority complex.

      A mechanical tv. what a fucking joke.

    2. Re:Meanwhile 75 years ago yesterday Baird was... by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

      It says that the visitors are British.

      HH

    3. Re:Meanwhile 75 years ago yesterday Baird was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well they wouldn't be american. Most US citizens don't have passports.

    4. Re:Meanwhile 75 years ago yesterday Baird was... by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      You say that like there's something wrong with it.

      Could it be that this country is big enough that you don't have to cross over a national border to go on vacation and have a nice time of it?

      Probably about the same percentage of Americans go on the same sort of holiday as the Europeans do: go sit their fat asses on a beach somewhere or go 'camping' in some dirt. The only difference is, in the United States you don't have to leave the country to do so.

      But, far be it for me to continue interfering in your superiority complex. Keep on with all the whatever.

    5. Re:Meanwhile 75 years ago yesterday Baird was... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      You're perfectly right. Many Europeans don't leave the country they were born in or at least only travel when they want to sit on a beach which is warmer than their own country. Also, if I remember correctly, you don't need a passport for Canada nor Mexico which gives you the whole of a continent to roam.

      Having said that, in the last decade we travel further for our vacations. Destinations include the US, Australia, New Zealand, West Indies, India, Hong Kong, Thailand and parts of Africa.

    6. Re:Meanwhile 75 years ago yesterday Baird was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you moan about this even as you have sex with your sister.

  21. Baird: Jan 1926 by pigret · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The best way to look at this is not "who was first" - but to look at the parallel lines of thought and development in various countries.

    Baird gave his first public demo in Jan 1926. Campbell-Swinton had come up with the concept of television scanned, synchronised and displayed by electronic means in 1908. Baird's implementiation was very low cost in engineering terms - when the BBC used it for broadcasts they were able to use their audio transmitters. The BBC actually broadcast using Baird's system from 1932 to 1935. Mechanical scanning was based on Nipkow's ideas (a German - around 1884)

    Baird was also the first to record television (on a wax disk). I think he also had a colour system. Mechanical scanning was not ideal, but it was all that could be done at the time and worked well enough for the BBC to broadcast using it. He can't just be written out of history.

    The Farnsworth article makes much of the claim that the idea ocurred to him when he was 14 (no evidence is offered - and what was needed was not the ideas - they were in place but the electronics to practically apply them) as it concedes that practical application postdated Baird's demo.

    Nick

    1. Re:Baird: Jan 1926 by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Yes, Farnsworth's technology was superior but Baird's genius was in utilising radio to transmit the images without wires.

    2. Re:Baird: Jan 1926 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here Here! What does it matter who did what first. They all did different things that ended up with what we have today. I for one am grateful to them all.

      "brown toothed f**ks should have stayed in caves"
      I've never been so offended in all my life!

  22. no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, all Yuropeans arnt bad, just the French. keeping terrorists from justice, dissallowing use of their airspace, completely IGNORING NATO AND THEIR CONTRACT when the time comes to hand over terrorists, but NOOOOO, we have the DEATH PENALTY so those guys cant be RELEASED TO US even though they killed 3-4000 people! britian is our brother in arms, ireland is, well, they got good whiskey, France just plain sucks.

    1. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      keeping terrorists from justice

      Perhaps you're forgetting the
      alleged UK and Australian terrorists you're detaining indefinitely without trial?

    2. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the French aren't all bad. French girls are terrific. They make good wine, and good food. And, as far as I know, they invented the blow job. These are all good things.

      If it weren't for the past thousand years of their culture and politics, I wouldn't have any problem with the French at all.

      Now, the Spaniards, they're all just a bunch of lazy pigfuckers. Not like the French at all.

    3. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stupid git.

      the french have more freedom than any US citizen.

      go tell your story to other brain dead americans,

      disneyland citizens the lot of you...

    4. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, we haven't forgotten them. we'll kill those bitches in due time.

    5. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the french are so free that they can prevent people from selling nazi memorabilia.

      they're so free that the gov't knows what's best for their gay asses. that's why the french cowards bent over for the Nazis. they're so used to the gov't telling them what to do that they stood around like sheep when the gov't ran out of the country.

      the french are the worst of the Yuropeen faggots and should be shit upon.

    6. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot;

      In france, you are guilty until proven innocent. All someone has to do is accuse you of something, and you are REQUIRED to go to the police to prove you didnt do it. Can you say, "convocation"?

      The french sold exocet missliles to the argentinians DURING the war between Argentina and the UK. What are friends for right?

      The french are so finished as a nation that they have to have a government ministry to give french names to the new inventions all the other countries are making, so that thier language doesnt "become contaminated".

      There music sucks so badly that the french radio stations are compelled BY LAW to play a high percentage of french music, even though that music is total garbage.

    7. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > In france, you are guilty until proven innocent.

      no longer true. inform your self before looking stupid.

      > The french sold exocet missliles to the argentinians

      yep. so ?

      > There music sucks so badly

      have you ever heard any ? (apart from 1950's charles aznavour etc.)
      and its "their music sucks". Jesus, you disneylanders are so uneducated !! no wonder
      you have Bush as a president...

    8. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French music sucks? Daft Punk are great!

    9. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In france, you are guilty until proven innocent. All someone has to do is accuse you of something, and you are REQUIRED to go to the police to prove you didnt do it. Can you say, "convocation"?
      "

      Is that true? That's horrible! Or.. it seems to me anyway. Wouldn't there be many, many cases where innocents are put in prison? That would almost make a person a little paranoid I'd think.

    10. Re:no, it's the FRENCH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, it's no longer true, and in any case,
      US justice is the shame of the civilised
      world, so no lessons, please.

  23. Re:Philo T. Farnsworth?-DLP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny thing is how the mechanical aspect of TV came back.

    http://www.buyplusdirect.com/site/papers.html

    What's old is new again.

  24. Nothing matches dresden or hiroshima by linzeal · · Score: 0

    The united states/UK will be remembered like the first roman slaughter of the goths. Now look who comes over yonder hill be it visigoths ?

    1. Re:Nothing matches dresden or hiroshima by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      don't pull that Dresden shit on us. The London Blitz was all the excuse you'd ever need for Dresden. If you add in Southampton, Coventry and Plymouth then I think they got off lightly by being allowed to live at all after trying to enslave the whole fucking continent. And if you think we British are still pissed off at the Nazis, try a Russian or a Pole for size.

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    2. Re:Nothing matches dresden or hiroshima by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Um, end justifies the means? Try a more civilized rationale.

    3. Re:Nothing matches dresden or hiroshima by Alan+Partridge · · Score: 2

      that's a pretty easy argument when your capital city ISN'T in ruins.

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    4. Re:Nothing matches dresden or hiroshima by neocon · · Score: 1
      Umm, hello?

      Some ends justify some means. Yes they do.

      When you go down to McDonald's, for example, the end of receiving a hamburger, for example, justifies the means of paying $0.89.

      So instead of trotting out shopworn cliches, let's look at whether the ends of the bombings at Hiroshima and Dresden justified the means used.

      At Hiroshima, for example, the choice we faced was to bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki, killing about 100,000 civilians, or make an island-by-island invasion of the Japanese Home Islands, killing hundreds of thousands of soldiers (American and Japanese) and almost certainly millions of civilians. If you have any doubt of this, look at the invasion of Okinawa, in which 38,000 American soldiers were killed, 107,000 Japanese soldiers were killed, and by many estimates, as many civilians died as in Hiroshima and Nagasaki combined.

      So when you say the ends at Hiroshima did not justify the means, you are saying that in your book it is better for us to kill many more people, just to look a little better in the history books. Now that's hypocrisy for you...

  25. Sick by thelexx · · Score: 4, Funny

    This strikes me as being much like celebrating on the anniversary of Hiroshima, considering that tv was pretty much a cultural nuke. Ugh.

    LEXX

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  26. quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hey, in France and the UK we still have quality television.

    How come the US doesn't ??

    get out of that one, disneyworlders...

    1. Re:quality television ? by foobar104 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      hey, in France and the UK we still have quality television.

      Dude, France has about 600 broadcast TV stations. The UK has about 250.

      The United States of America has more than 2,000, and that's just over-the-air stations. We also have over 9,000 local cable TV systems.

      Do the arithmetic. The United States of America broadcasts over 96 million hours of television programming every year. There's enough room in America's cultural output for greatness and crap and everything in between, in volumes that would blow your narrow little mind.

      A friend of mine just moved to the US from Australia. Not a small country, Australia. Twice the size of Europe. He and his family are bewildered by the sheer amount of everything we have in this country. Took him to a grocery store the other day. Our city is nowhere near a coastline, but we get seafood by the ton flown in every morning. The produce available in our markets comes from every corner of the world, and it's all fresh and unbelievably cheap.

      I think you foreign types often fail to grasp just how big and how affluent this country is. Our culture dominates the world not because it's better or worse, but because there's just so much of it.

      This is, of course, a good and righteous thing. Manifest Destiny is no myth, my friends.

    2. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gay ass Yuropeens reduced to bragging about "quality tv"

      what a fucking joke.

      yeah, you got us on that one. i don't know how we'll ever get over it. maybe we'll try by brushing our teeth. you should try it sometime yourself.

    3. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, you're government owned(read propaganda machine), 3 channels.

      There is no quality in France, only huge "quantities" of women with hairy arm pits.

      The British need to learn about "quality" dental care. Godamn, it's the fucking 21st century. Can't you use a little toothpaste every once in a while. No wonder the British are the Isle of the Ugly.

    4. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American culture is just a lack of culture.

      There's so much TV because the population is lazy and stupid.

    5. Re:quality television ? by MattXonn · · Score: 2, Informative
      A friend of mine just moved to the US from Australia. Not a small country, Australia. Twice the size of Europe. He and his family are bewildered by the sheer amount of everything we have in this country. Took him to a grocery store the other day. Our city is nowhere near a coastline, but we get seafood by the ton flown in every morning. The produce available in our markets comes from every corner of the world, and it's all fresh and unbelievably cheap.

      Actually, Australia is a small country when you look at population. It has less than 20 million for a country the size of continental USA. You may not be able to get seafood in a market in Alice Springs (central Australia), but the restaurants in central Australia will have it on the menu. Food is cheap in Australia. Most of it is produced in Australia.

      As for television in Australia, there are only 5 broadcast channels. Pay-TV is having a hard time here. I wouldn't get it. Why would I when all the good American programs are on free-to-air. Our TV stations can show what American broadcast stations wouldn't dare (South Park, Sex In The City, Six Feet Under, Queer As Folk, to name a few). We also get good British programs. More channels doesn't always mean there's better programs to watch.

    6. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      strange this fetish you americans have about hairy armpits.
      Your vision must be locked into the 1920's.
      I bet you think we still wear striped tshirts and berets.
      wake up disneylander, this is the 21st century !

      The reason why we have state-run channels is so we don't get crap like your's.

      The TV I see sometimes when I'm in the US is just so much shit, it's unwatchable for more than 10 minutes.

      Quantity yes, I can shit a whole load of quantity...

    7. Re:quality television ? by perlyking · · Score: 2

      The United States of America has more than 2,000, and that's just over-the-air stations. We also have over 9,000 local cable TV systems.
      And I bet they are all showing the same syndicated crap arent they :-)
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    8. Re:quality television ? by amorsen · · Score: 2
      Not a small country, Australia. Twice the size of Europe.

      This should set you straight. Australia is not twice as large as Europe. It is, in fact, smaller than Europe.

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    9. Re:quality television ? by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      What I meant was that Australia is twice the land area of western Europe, which wouldn't include Russia or Scandinavia. My fault for not being more clear.

      My source is the CIA World Fact Book, but I'm too lazy to link. Google it. It describes the US as being about 2-1/2 times the size of western Europe, and Australia as being slightly smaller than the continental US. So although I wasn't clear, my figures were pretty close to being accurate.

    10. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the common American failing; confusing quantity with quality. I'd rather have 3 good channels than 2000 bad ones.

    11. Re:quality television ? by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      This is the common American failing; confusing quantity with quality. I'd rather have 3 good channels than 2000 bad ones.

      And a common European failing is to think that you can get 3 good channels. Won't happen unless you socialize television. Oh, wait....

      It's better to have 2000 channels, each of which being outstanding some of the time, than to have 3 channels that are always mediocre. Let the cream rise to the top, and then skim, baby, skim.

    12. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The how come we have so much more money than you? We might be lazy, but if we compare back accounts you look to be the more stupid one.

    13. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      This is the common American failing; confusing quantity with quality. I'd rather have 3 good channels than 2000 bad ones.

      More power to you if you actually have 3 good channels, but if even half of those 2000 channels had one hour of "good" TV per week, we'd have 1000 hours of good TV per week. However, even if the three good channels had good TV 24-7, there would still be only 504 hours of good TV per week.

      In reality, most people don't have access to 2000 channels and even those who have access to 100 or 150 channels have to pay a relatively large amount of money to obtain them legally. So cost is an issue. I feel it's more cost effective to rent DVDs, even from a costly rental outfit like Blockbuster, than to have full cable.

      And good TV is subjective. I would never go out of my way to watch "Friends" but it's apparantly popular with some. Likewise, most people I know wouldn't go out of their way to watch "Drop the Dead Donkey" or "Red Dwarf" back in the day.

      In any case, "Millenium" was cancelled because of poor ratings if I'm not mistaken, so whether you're in Europe or NA, TV sucks now. :)

    14. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thing you fail to realize is that in the US we can also get all the British, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Mexican, Agentine, Chinese, Japonese, Arabic, Korean, and Indian television programs should we wish to subscribe to the appropriate channel, therefore the good and the crap programs of those nations are available here as well.

    15. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reason why we have state-run channels is so we don't get crap like your's.

      No, it's so that you don't see anything your government doesn't want you to see, thus ensuring you'll remain arrogant, ignorant, and uncivilized, as with almost all other Europeans.

    16. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because you're also thieves :-)

    17. Re:quality television ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can't be that stupid if we're such good thieves. Really find one stupid yet successful thief, just one.

  27. farnsworth's fusion by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

    personally I found this even more interesting http://www.farnovision.com/chronicles/fusion/vassi latos.html

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  28. Amazing... by Anenga · · Score: 1

    How it sprung from one Man's imagination, and now is dominated by blood-sucking corperations who's only intention is to make money.

    I bet if you would ask one of those TV Producer drones "Wasen't Philo T. Farnsworth great?" they'd reply with "Who??".

    It will be interesting to see if there are any dedications to him today on TV. If not, that's pretty sad.

  29. Re:Happy Jew Year! Rosh Hashanah 5763 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And to celebrate this new year, each one of us should slaughter a Jew. Where's Ralph JewHater Nader when you need him?

  30. Bruce once said... by Happy+go+Lucky · · Score: 1
    I got a .44 magnum, solid steel cast
    and in the Blessed name of Elvis, I let it blast.
    My TV lay in pieces right at my feet
    and they arrested me for disturbing the almighty peace..

    Judge, there was fifty-seven channels, and nothing on.

    Granted, using firearms on home electronics is sometimes frowned upon. Henry Lightcap shoots a refridgerator and is considered (at best) badly misanthropic. Imagine if he'd shot the Fount of Wisdom in the living room instead!

    (Yes, I own a TV. It only gets turned on when someone wants to watch a video.)

    1. Re:Bruce once said... by LizardKing · · Score: 2

      Yeah, and you might want to check out "A Child And His Lawnmower" by the Dead Kennedys. Suffice to say it's about a redneck shooting his misbehaving lawnmower ...

      Some clown in Sacramento was dragged into court
      He shot his lawnmower
      It disobeyed, it wouldn't start
      Might makes right, it's the American way
      They fined him $60 and sent him on his way

      You know, some people don't take no sh*t
      Maybe if they did they'd have half a brain left

      Chris

  31. Little known fact: by Kredal · · Score: 4, Informative

    Philo, the resident mad scientist of U-62, in Weird Al's movie "UHF" was named after the inventor of the electronic television.

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    1. Re:Little known fact: by Eil · · Score: 2


      You know, I've always suspected that but had no idea if it was true or not.

      Thanks! :)

    2. Re:Little known fact: by flollywebfrog · · Score: 1

      It makes me so happy when a "UHF" response is modded high enough up that many Slashdot readers will see it.

      It is very nice when the greatest movie of all time IMHO gets the Slashdot respect it deserves.

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    3. Re:Little known fact: by SHiFTY1000 · · Score: 1

      Badgers? We dont need no STEENKIN BADGERS!!!! lol, how good is that movie...

  32. Nice spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The word is "Annaversary" not Anniversary.

    Use "ANNU*A*L" to remind you

    1. Re:Nice spelling by Kredal · · Score: 2

      Using www.m-w.com...

      Main Entry: anniversary
      Pronunciation: "a-n&-'v&rs-rE, -'v&r-s&-
      Function: noun
      1 : the annual recurrence of a date marking a notable event
      2 : the celebration of an anniversary

      vs....

      The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the Dictionary search box to the right.

      Suggestions for Annaversary:
      1. anniversary

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    2. Re:Nice spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Truly bizzare. I was also taught in school the annAversary/annuAl rule but www.dictionary.com show annIversary as the true form.

    3. Re:Nice spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I say you go sue your school, that's the dumbest spelling rule I've heard of - mainly cos it's so completely wrong.

      Perhaps a 'class action' is appropriate :)

    4. Re:Nice spelling by Kredal · · Score: 1

      With that rule, shouldn't it be "annuaversary" anyways?

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    5. Re:Nice spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You dumbass americans, you can't even spell english.

    6. Re:Nice spelling by xtremex · · Score: 1

      Anniversary is from the latin root annum (which declines to anni-)

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    7. Re:Nice spelling by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

      You and the original AC must have had the same teacher. It seems beyond belief that such an utterly aberrant and downright wrong spelling would be passed down through multiple teachers by accident. Much more likely that it came from the same source.

    8. Re:Nice spelling by danamania · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't be that surprised. A friend of mine teaches english to 5th and 6th graders, and insists "i before e except after c" is a rigid rule to be adhered to without fail

      He spells "wierd" constantly and it shits me.

    9. Re:Nice spelling by Gumshoe · · Score: 1
      I wouldn't be that surprised. A friend of mine teaches english to 5th and 6th graders, and insists "i before e except after c" is a rigid rule to be adhered to without fail


      So in your friend's world of the strange, "science" is spelt "sceince"? That is truly bizarre.

      I can understand how height or weight might get past the common sense filter, but misspelling eight in accordance with this rule would be serious cause for concern. A friend of mine, Neil, habours a pathological hatred for this rule for obvious reasons and as you may have guessed, I don't like it iether.

      :-)
    10. Re:Nice spelling by Angry+Toad · · Score: 2

      I was taught the version "i before e except after c, unless it sounds like 'a' as in neighbour and weigh", although that doesn't explain "height".

  33. Yanks and Yuropeans by cruachan · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Most of the threads on this topic consist of Europeans posting that the TV was really invented by Logie Baird, and Americans insulting the Europeans.

    It seems like one year on the Americans have learnt precisely nothing about why they are regarded with dislike to outright hatred by the rest of the world.

    This mixture of arrogance and bullying behaviour displayed towards any group who even dares suggest that Americans are not the fount of all wisdom and invention parallels exactly it's behaviour on a global scale to any country which does not agree with it's geopolitical views.

    It's that sort of behaviour which has almost completely drained the great well of sympathy we all felt for your country after 9/11.

    Your nation seriously needs to take a mirror to itself before it really gets into trouble by stomping over the rest of the globe.

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    "I am willing to love all mankind, except an American." (Samuel Johnson. In Boswell's Life, 15 April 1778)

    1. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the threads on this topic consist of Europeans posting that the TV was really invented by Logie Baird, and Americans insulting the Europeans.

      And an Australian AC pointing out it was neither Baird nor Farnsworth (and with a link to the 1884 patent) gets completely ignored, except by the prolific American troll.
      Your arguments could be applied to any large nation (or conglomerate of nations :)

    2. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Kredal · · Score: 2

      Nah, it's that one AC, posting OVER AND OVER, that I'm embarrased to share a country with.

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    3. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's another example of a whiny, faggot ass Yuropeen who tries to take the moral high ground while at the same stereotyping 300 million people.

      you wonder why Americans loathe you gay ass fuckers. Always crying like little bitches.

    4. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what language are you speaking? i cant make out a thing you're saying.. learn to speak english or get out, this site is for americans now fuck off you sand nigger.

    5. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by DoomPlague · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      What you fail to notice is that its mainly being done by 1 American. Not the whole country. And the European representatives here arent exactly "diplomatic."

      Believe it or not, Americans do not spend their time thinking about how they are better than everyone else and putting down people in other nations. If anything, Americans tend to view things only within their own borders until the time comes to expand. I wouldn't call this a good trait, though, but personally I've found that Europeans are more aggressive towards Americans than vice-versa. It seems that Europeans are always the first to bash the US. Maybe that's only the sense I get from websites like this but polls dont seem to indicate too much dislike for Europeans within the US.

    6. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ah yes ,but classic television was always better in it's original Klingon version..

    7. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VERY, VERY WELL PUT!

      America, more and more, represents everything hostile, reprehensible, disgusting, repulsive, vile, base, garish and in any way negative about humanity.

      This attitude that they are the highest form of civilisation that the world has ever had the fortune to see is not only laughable (civilisation has yet to find it's way to the new world) but arrogantly presumptuous. On the world stage, America is nothing but the arrogant little upstart that thinks it beat the single largest empire the world has ever seen. They conveniently forget (or more likely never knew in the first place) the involvement of the French and Gibraltar in their "victory" over Great Britain.

      The fact is that Americans are NOT the best at everything, the world does NOT want to be like Americans, the world does NOT need Americans to police it and the failure to see these things is why Americans become more and more disliked every day in practically every corner of the globe. How much better do you think the world would be if Americans either weren't in it or simply kept their noses out of everything, shut up and stayed at home?

      I'm so sick of these continual efforts at one-upmanship. John Logie Baird invented television; accept it and move on. Oh, and by the way, the most powerful TV transmitters in the world belong to the BBC, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

    8. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're the pathetic nation still crying about 9/11. For god's sake, GET SOME PERSPECTIVE... it was only 2700 people! You're treating it like the goddamn holocaust.

      How many Americans have killed Americans since 9/11?

      It would be laughable if it weren't so sad that a country where 5-year olds blow away 5-year olds with .38 revolvers has the gall to (a) call itself civilised, and (b) has the arrogant presumption that every nation on the face of the earth looks up to them and "aspires" to be like them.

      The USA is a country in the process of meltdown. Piss off back home and fix your own problems before you presume to tell others how they should behave.

    9. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry about it. America is in terminal decline anyway.

      Just one example.

      The increased presence of the extreme religious right is already stifling biological/medical science there. It used to be the case that bright bioscientist migrated from Europe to the states. Nowadays the flow is increasingly the other way around due to the repressive restrictions on experimentation there and the more open and pragmatics attitudes in Europe.

      The increasing dumbing-down of American culture, and in particular it's education system, can only accelerate and broaden the trend.

    10. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Americans tend to view things only within their own borders until the time comes to expand

      Until the time comes to EXPAND ????

      Now that is a worrying statement! What are you going to do, annex Canada?

    11. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      They already tried that in 1812.

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    12. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid it's the inherent subconscious arogance that many americans display and the nation as a whole.

      For example the encryption export rules. They assume that no one outside of the states is actually capable of developing the technology independently. The British Inteligence community developed RSA encryption and computers before the US but kept quiet because it was top secret. The US has nuclear weapons but tries to stop other nations developing them on grounds of security. I'm just as worried about the shrub having his finger on the trigger as sadam.

    13. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly confuse the government of the U.S. with the citizens. I'm pretty sure I didn't stop any nations from building nuclear weapons, nor did I build any of my own. Regardless of public interest, a lot of the time the government does what it wants much like virtually all European governments. And I don't particularily give a damn about encryption. The only thing I'm really interested in is making rent and sleeping when I'm tired. If that's inherent arrogance than I'm very confused by the definition.

    14. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by handsomepete · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Truth is, the only people that have the moral high ground in this whole thread are the ones who aren't participating in these inane conversations of country/continental superiority. As far as I'm concerned we're all being idiotic assholes. So don't pretend you're any better than everyone else just because you presume to have a leg to stand on. You're still country bashing with the best of 'em.

      That being said, anyone worth his salt knows that great inventions/discoveries have been made in European nations and in the United States. I, being American, don't believe that we're the fount of all wisdom and invention, but I think that we do some neat things sometimes. And some stupid things sometimes. So does wherever you live, I'm sure.

      Now, if you don't mind, I think I'll skip the looking in the mirror suggestion in your post, because I'm not a particularily handsome person. Oh yeah, and, um, get bent.

    15. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on. The whole discussion is OT and moronic, and most likely led by hormone-addled teenagers anyway.

      As far as who invented TV goes, the discussion is a again stupid - TV was made practical by the combined work of a number of people on both continents. This is fairly typical of many inventions - there are often a number of people working, and then the first past the post with a practical version gets the credit for having "invented" said object. This is great for ego strokes, I'm sure, but it totally ignores historical reality. Farnsworth made the first _practical_ system which people could actually use. Good for him. All the same he was _not_ operating in a vacuum.

    16. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by iBod · · Score: 1

      More than likely, the poster is not a US citizen at all. He probably just wants to stir things up.

    17. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Debillitatus · · Score: 2
      This attitude that they are the highest form of civilisation that the world has ever had the fortune to see is not only laughable (civilisation has yet to find it's way to the new world) but arrogantly presumptuous. On the world stage, America is nothing but the arrogant little upstart that thinks it beat the single largest empire the world has ever seen. They conveniently forget (or more likely never knew in the first place) the involvement of the French and Gibraltar in their "victory" over Great Britain.

      You're so right. As an American, I definitely feel that I live in a completely un"civilised" part of the world, certainly compared to our morally upstanding big brother, Europe.

      I mean, frankly, of course Europeans are the pinnacle of civilization in this world. Could a people who was not civilized been able to rape and pillage India, China, and Africa so effectively through colonization? Would an uncivilized people been able to so efficiently mass-murder civilians during WWII? These great deeds are clearly a sign of a superior civilization.

      MK Gandhi was once asked what he thought of Western civilization, and he said "I think it would be a very good idea." He was talking about you, shithead. Not us.

      I grant you that we've done some crazy things in this world, but it pales in comparison to the British Empire, Napoleon, and the Third Reich. Get off your high horse, please.

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    18. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I grant you that we've done some crazy things in this world, but it pales in comparison to the British Empire, Napoleon, and the Third Reich

      Give it time, my friend, give it time.

    19. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god I'm Canadian.

      'nuff said.

      Go piss in someone elses pool guys.. All of you.

      When your done, come on back, hop in the hottub, grab a girl and relax like the rest of us.

    20. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      Actually I don't if you look at my post. I have many american friends and I know that they are nice people. I was just pointing out, obviously badly, that the only view we get of the US is of the nation which does come across as arogant and one that doesn't mind being percieved as arogant which is arogant in itself.

    21. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Debillitatus · · Score: 2
      > I grant you that we've done some crazy things in this world, but it pales in comparison to the British Empire, Napoleon, and the Third Reich

      Give it time, my friend, give it time.

      Loose translation: I concede that Europeans have been, throughout history, the most bellicose and warmongering people the world has ever known, raping and pillaging for their own wealth, but you guys did some irritating things lately, and.. uh... you're gonna... I bet you're gonna do bad stuff too one day!

      Puh. Fucking. Leez.

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    22. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans have learnt precisely nothing about why they are regarded with dislike to outright hatred by the rest of the world.

      You know what? We don't give a SHIT if you dislike us. We've tried to be your friends. It clearly doesn't work. We've given it up as a bad job.

      Now it's time for you to shut up and do as you're told. You can "hate" all you want, and it won't have any more effect than a two year old having a temper tantrum.

      Pax Americana, baby.

      Ah... there's nothing like a Eurosavage preaching about how September 11 was "our fault", while blithely ignoring the megadeaths perpetrated by their "civilized" societies in the 20th Century.

    23. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many died in the Gulag and the Nazi death camps, Eurosavage? Why don't you run the numbers on Americans killed by guns vs. Europeans killed by governments? Hint: We're talking orders of motherfucking magnitude.

      Oh, I forget. It's so much more civilized if you're killed by your government in a neat and bureaucratic way.

      Ordnung! Alles in Ordnung!

    24. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Lochin+Rabbar · · Score: 0

      I grant you that we've done some crazy things in this world, but it pales in comparison to the British Empire, Napoleon, and the Third Reich. Get off your high horse, please.

      So the almost complete extermination of the native peoples of the territory that now constitutes the United States isn't significant?

      It probably isn't, in the sense that the attitudes of America and Americans have changed a lot since the days of the Indian Wars. However, few present day Britons are racist imperialists, you'll not find many Nazis in present day Germany, and the French haven't marched across Europe for many a long year. So, your point was?

    25. Re:Yanks and Yuropeans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the almost complete extermination of the native peoples of the territory that now constitutes the United States isn't significant?

      Of course it's significant.

      It was also done almost exclusively by the British and French. Roughly 100 years of U.S. government brutality doesn't EVEN beging to match up to the preceding 300 years of Eurosavagery.

      And we won't even get into what the Spanish and Portuguese did in Central and South America.

  34. Television and the radio spectrum by minesweeper · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    As my EE professor told the class earlier this semester, it's a shame that broadcast television eats up such large chunks of frequency in the radio spectrum, a total range of over 400 MHz. Since almost all televisions are tethered anyway (by their power cords), the television signal should just be delivered over land wires. Frequencies in the radio spectrum, a finite resource, should be allocated to truly wireless devices, he believes. Of course, that means that everyone would have to pay for basic cable just to watch the Simpsons.

    Just an interesting thought about the legacy of broadcast television...

    1. Re:Television and the radio spectrum by MattXonn · · Score: 1

      Not all televisions are tethered. With analog television it is quite difficult to get an adequate picture while mobile. Apparently the digital TV standard in Europe works well while mobile. It would be possible to have televisions in moving vehicles, trains, boats without loss of picture.

    2. Re:Television and the radio spectrum by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

      But you can have portable power generators which allow you to be separate from the national power networks. So, although the TV itself is connected via a power cord, the installation can be independent.

      The use of bandwidth is the driving force behind governments encouraging the adoption of digital terrestrial television. And, as I develop digital television set top boxes, it keeps me in a job.

    3. Re:Television and the radio spectrum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us feel that telephones should remain tethered as well.

      Or, barring that, laws should be passed requiring automobiles to not be in motion if a 'cordless' phone is in use.

      The main point is: fuck your wireless shit. If you're being paid to be 'on call' stay by the fucking phone jack, Jack.

  35. Excellent Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    TV is nothing but a mindfuck. I am dead serious when I say there are psychologists working for the marketing firms. People think they're invincible to the stuff and just keep watching.

    Google search:

    "consumer psychology" television

    For, a related topic:

    "social marketing" insurance

    A bunch of institues and non-profits will show up. When you go to the pages, have a look at their client lists, sponsors lists, and partner lists. I can't put my finger on it. Kind of a webbing of organizations that transfer things to and from the government and the people they aren't supposed to be directly associating with, all wrapped up in a media mindfuck wrapper. Did I mention pseudoscience? Yep, that too. Need to have a "study" *wink-wink* if you're to convince people there is something important they aren't doing, that you want them to do!

    Check out the science that drove the nations police to adopt "Click It or Ticket", if you can find it!

    1. Re:Excellent Post by extrasolar · · Score: 2

      Like how when responding the corporate scandals Bush tended to stand in front of walls with the words "Corporate Responsibility" sprawled all over. Or how all the podiums he spoke at said "Corporate Responsibility". If I knew better, I'd think he wanted people to connect them words with him somehow...

      I didn't even notice this until the Daily Show made fun of this. God, I love that show sometimes.

    2. Re:Excellent Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I knew better, I'd think he wanted people to connect them words with him somehow...

      Of course that's what he wants. But such tactics are deceptive. Psychology is supposed to be medicine, not some kind of weapon you bludgeon people with when you're having a hard time getting them to believe what you're saying.

  36. Farnsworth? Baird? Nipkow! by IvyMike · · Score: 2

    According to this , both Farnsworth and Baird were shown up Paul Nipkow, who patented television in 1884!

    Oh, sure, smart people will point out that Farnsworth invented the device that became modern television, but Baird had a working television (of a completely different technology) before that, and that Nipkow's device wasn't really practical. Logical folks will realize that there is nothing new under the sun and all inventions are built upon the shoulders of giants.

    But this is the internet, so forget smart and logical! Instead, I see a lot of people arguing without facts, a lot of name calling, and people blowing perceived slights against their country into calls for war. Blech.

  37. Baird got there first. by md04 · · Score: 1

    In October 1925 he succeeded in transmitting full television in his small attic laboratory in Soho, London.

    Logie Bairds Scanning Disc Televisions sold for a number of years in the UK, and similar ones were sold in the States pre 1935.

    Baird managed to refine the quality as the years went on, but swapped over to CRT round about 35.

    It's interesting to note that Baird also demoed color television (demonstrated in 1928); big screen TV; and open air projections for large audiences.

    I'm a Baird fan because I live 20 minutes from where he was born and lived.

    1. Re:Baird got there first. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the color TV?

      Who did invent it? Anybody knows?

      I don't that's why I asked.

    2. Re:Baird got there first. by md04 · · Score: 1

      I know CBS did a lot of research into spinning colour wheels. I think they did a lot of research into NTSC colour encoding..

      I could be wrong..

  38. Fluoride- forced medication for the people! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you don't use flouridate water. not everywhere. almost everyone over there has fucked up discolored teeth.

    I don't remember anyone in Britain claiming that fluoride made your teeth actually look better. Stronger, maybe. I thought the idea was supposed to be you got them bleached at the dentist.

    Anyway, too much fluoride leaves white marks all on them. Why are you so proud of fluoridated water anyway? Poisoning everyone's water supply with that carcenogenic shit for the benefit of a small minority of children whose parents won't look after their kids' teeth?
    Sure, there are assholes over here trying to force-feed us that medication too. But wanting it in the water supply like that sounds pretty un-American to me.
    I think the reasons are the same in both countries- `health benefits' for the `people' on the cheap.

    and your fag ass PM will be running the show for quite some time. well, GW will actually be running the show.

    Well, you're right there. But if Blair is the fag ass doing whatever GW wants, then you're saying that GW is also a fag? Your words, not mine.

  39. Inspiration by guttentag · · Score: 2
    In the summer of '21, Philo T. Farnsworth was struck by an inspiration after plowing a field. He transmitted the first television image six years later on September 7, 1927.
    What kind of inspiration did he get from plowing the field?

    "Man, I have way too much free time on my hands if I'm out doing something boring like plowing a field. I think I'll stop and build a magical box that does nothing but consume the excess time with which people are burdened."

    Makes me wonder about the inspiration for a lot of other things. Beer, curling, AOL...

    1. Re:Inspiration by perfects · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > What kind of inspiration did he get from plowing the field?

      Think "scan lines".

      The path that a plow follows in a rectangular field resembles the path that is traced out on the face of a video display. In fact if I'm not mistaken the first TV used a back-and-forth scan pattern instead of the current method.

    2. Re:Inspiration by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Oh? I was thought it was all the horse-droppings left on the field after he was done -- modern TV alrighty! :^)

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    3. Re:Inspiration by ImaLamer · · Score: 3, Funny

      "What kind of inspiration did he get from plowing the field?"

      Well, likely he was thinking: "This sucks, I'd rather be watching Rosie"

  40. Re:Farnsworth? Baird? Nipkow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > But this is the internet, so forget smart and logical! Instead, I see a lot of people arguing without facts, a lot of name calling, and people blowing perceived slights against their country into calls for war. Blech.

    Welcome to slashdot!

    I know, it's sad isn't it?

  41. Please give credits to the right person by chrysalis · · Score: 2

    Nikola TESLA

    A lot of things wouldn't exist without the help of this very first 'hacker'.

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    1. Re:Please give credits to the right person by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the only thing he is remembered for by most people is Red-Alert. Everyone remembers Edison though, even though he was far inferior to Tesla.

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    2. Re:Please give credits to the right person by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      People always admire a success more than a dismal failure.

      Except the contrarians. Who publish books about what a genius 'Tesla' was, books that then end up on the remainder shelf at Barnes and Noble, failures, just like the man they commemorate.

      Tesla slowly devolved into a nut as time went on. It's no coincidence that the nuts all flock around him to make him their hero.

    3. Re:Please give credits to the right person by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

      Well firstly i've read one of those books, and secondly, yes, he probably was a nutcase, if you could plainly see that your ideas were the best, but people still kept on using the old ways, and few credited you for your work, you would loose a few screws too.

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    4. Re:Please give credits to the right person by geekoid · · Score: 2

      1st hacker? please, you would have to all the way back to the person who figured out to control fire to even begin to find the first hacker.

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    5. Re:Please give credits to the right person by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Newton was a bit mad. Doesn't stop you being a genius - in fact, it's often cited to be a pre-requisite.

      Gr

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  42. Quality, NOT quantity. by Quietti · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

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      This message was brought to you by Time Warner Cable.

  43. The higher they fly... by aepervius · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The lower they fall down. Quote : "I think you foreign types often fail to grasp just how big and how affluent this country is. Our culture dominates the world not because it's better or worse, but because there's just so much of it."

    I think you US type often fail to grasp the long and old culture most country in the world has, and how BIG the world is outside the US. Your *Media* dominate the world not because it is better, worse or there is more, that is because it is CHEAPER. But your culture don't dominate the world, that is unless you count media/Mac-donald restaurants as a culture. Most people don't take consumer-society as being a culture. Only the US do that.

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    1. Re:The higher they fly... by blueroo · · Score: 1

      Please excuse my country-mates. They probably haven't had their ritalin today. =)

    2. Re:The higher they fly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you US type often fail to grasp the long and old culture most country in the world has,

      Oh, I think we do grasp it, and want none of it.

      The vaunted European "culture" leads to slavery and genocide, time after time.

    3. Re:The higher they fly... by Icekold · · Score: 1
      The vaunted European "culture" leads to slavery and genocide, time after time

      Large American corporations are the modern day slave drivers - look at the sweatshops used by companies like Nike in the far east - tell me the workers there aren't in slave-like conditions!

      As for genocide, your pervasive "culture" is turning us all into selfish, self obsessed obese morons who are killing ourselves with your high cholestral "fast" food crap :)

  44. Who invented TV? Who cares. by xA40D · · Score: 2

    As far as I can tell, 8 people can claim to have invented the TV. So if you ask me no one person invented TV; they all invented it. They were the pioneers.

    But every time someone mentions an invention it becomes an excuse to fight a patriotic war of words. Who invented the computer? Who invented the TV? Who did this, who did that.

    Well I don't care. TV was an invention whose time had come. And it took people from all over the world to make it work. So let's celebrate the work of all the pioneers of the TV, and let's celebrate what we can acheive if we work together. And let's stop belittling the efforts of all the unknown helpers by attributing inventions to the efforts of just one man.

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  45. Who Invented Television by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who Invented Television

    by

    R. J. Reiman, Historian

    Inventors anticipated the public demand for television before the advent of radio broadcasting. So many participated in the development that it is impossible to answer the question "Who invented television?", but a few were so important as to be recognized as pioneers.

    Paul Nipkow proposed the first practical mechanical scanner in Germany in 1884. The scanner was a rotating disk with holes arranged in a spiral around its edge. Light passing through the holes as the disk rotated produced a rectangular scanning pattern or raster which could be used to either generate an electrical signal from the scene for transmitting or to produce an image from the signal at the receiver. As the disk rotated, the image was scanned by the perforations in the disk, and light from different portions of it passed to a photocell. The number of scanned lines was equal to the number of perforations and each rotation of the disk produced a television frame. In the receiver, the brightness of the light source would be varied by the signal voltage. Again, the light passed through a synchronously rotating perforated disk and formed a raster on the projection screen. Mechanical viewers had the serious limitation of resolution and brightness.

    John Logie Baird, a Scottish engineer-inventor, successfully promoted a television system based on the Nipkrow principle, received backing and sold transmitters and receivers. Laboratories in the United States and Great Britain worked to develop an all-electronic system. In Britain, the Electric and Musical Industries, Ltd., provided a system along with Baird's, and these were experimentally used to broadcast television programs by the BBC in November 1936. The EMI system won overwhelmingly. An American inventor, Charles Francis Jenkins, followed with a rotating ring whose thickness varied and increased around its circumference, forcing a rotating prism. By using two rings overlapping at right angles, a beam could be made to scan both horizontally and vertically, which unfortunately produced small, dim and fuzzy images. Jenkins' system, like Baird's, failed on the basis of poor quality.

    AT&T first demonstrated a television system developed by one of Bell Lab's scientists, Herbert Ives, again based on the Nipkow disks. GE also demonstrated a mechanical system developed by Ernst Alexanderson. David Sarnoff, however, would turn to research for a successful electronic system.

    In the 1920's, Alan A. Campbell-Swinton, a prominent electrical engineer in London, proposed a system that would use CRT's displaying the picture at the receiver, with electromagnetic scanning to form the raster. His transmitter tube, using a chamber filled with gas which could conduct electrons, was not suitable. Credit for the first practical TV signal-generator of pickup must be shared by Vladimir K. Zworykin and Philo T. Farnsworth, who invented the iconoscope and the image dissector respectively. Successful electronic TV would follow.

  46. Coincidence? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And in what appears to be a weird coincidence, the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation begun broadcasting TV almost exactly 25 years later, within a day.

    On Sept. 6, CBFT Montreal goes on air. CBLT Toronto follows on September 8. The first broadcast picture on CBLT was the station's call letters - upside-down and backwards. The broadcasting day was three hours long. Lorne Greene read the news.

    For more info on the CBC TV's 50th anniversary...

    1. Re:Coincidence? by Black+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      The link is just cbc.ca no www needed.

      I thought it was Lorne Greene...could have been Pierre Berton, who's been there for the 50 years!

      All hail the Mother Corporation!

  47. Faggot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're such a fucking homo. Go home and suck some more cock, gayboy. Or hey, suck mine. Taste a real man. Go on, take it bitch.

  48. Was it really as amazing as you think? by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

    I know this has been mentioned.. but Baird pretty much came up with the idea (maybe it was someone before, but certainly not Farnsworth) of transmitting moving pictures. The CRT was invented by 'some Russian/Ukrainian guy' as far as i know, and radio by several other people. He didn't really come-up with the idea of scan-lines, either, since Baird's system worked on that principle, although mechanically. So Farnsworth's job was really just sticking various different things together. While that's still a pretty big task, it's not as amazing as people credit him for.

    Who invented the electronic camera btw?

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    1. Re:Was it really as amazing as you think? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who invented the electronic camera btw?

      Farnsworth. It's the one part of the system he had that nobody else did.

  49. Transmitted the first television image by Mourice · · Score: 1

    That seems sort of misleading. Philo used wires to transmit his horizontal line, not radio waves.

    The first image transmitted over radio waves (from a commercial television station or demonstration) was Felix the Cat in 1946.

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    1. Re:Transmitted the first television image by T-Punkt · · Score: 2

      > The first image transmitted over radio waves (from a commercial television station or
      > demonstration) was Felix the Cat in 1946.

      No, since they used wireless near-live TV during the Olympic Games 1936.

  50. Except it was a technological dead end. by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    While Baird may have demonstrated the first practical TV system, his ideas sadly were a technological dead end because it required mechanical spinning discs.

    The Farnsworth system was all electronic, which meant no moving parts and much more easily adapted to mass production. Farnsworth is truly the father of TV as we know it today.

    1. Re:Except it was a technological dead end. by madprof · · Score: 2

      You're right. But then Charles Babbage was not the "father of computing" in that case.

      Baird *was* the first person to demonstrate a television system and I don't think this takes anything away from Farnsworth's superior system.

      Look at it from a Babbage/Turing point of view.
      babbage was first, but Turing was the father of the modern machines we now use.

  51. seems to me... by g4dget · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It seems to me the actual invention ot television, the idea of translating an image into a sequential electrical signal by scanning and converting it back at the receiver, dates back to Nipkow in the 19th century. Baird, Farnsworth, and Zworykin's are elaborations on this basic idea, using early 20th century technology.

  52. wait a second by fredopalus · · Score: 0

    In the first picture of that link shows Lucille Ball in a clip from I Love Lucy. This is not possible because I Love Lucy aired in 1952 if i recall.

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  53. Sarnoff is an idiot... by Kid+Zero · · Score: 1

    RCA and Sarnoff have a lot to apologise for, and the treatment of both Farnsworth and Tesla are prime examples of a power-mad dictatoral CEO using the legal system and his companies might to muscle these men out of their patents.

    What? You still think Marconi invented Radio? Shame...

    1. Re:Sarnoff is an idiot... by jmanforever · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      And you forget to mention that they also stole the television audio system (FM) from Mr. Armstrong.

  54. How depressing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or does anyone else find the childish US vs Europe vs Everyone Else posting on this thread entirely depressing?

    I thought this was supposed to be a forum for technical discussion, but as time goes by, it's being dragged into the gutter by immature, xenophobic, shit heads (of all nations).

    I don't really give a rats ass who invented TV. No doubt, like most technological revolutions TV was 'invented' due to the convergence of many ideas and the efforts of many individuals of many nationalities.

    I'm beginning to find the atmosphere here more than somewhat toxic. Maybe it's a result of the US government's (*not* necessarily US citizen's) isolationist, I'm ok Jack, fuck-everyone-else stance.

    Whatever :(

    1. Re:How depressing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I do, but it seems to happen on virtually every possible public forum on the internet these days. I frequent a Simpsons forum regularly and the Americans get regular bashings from a small constituency of Australians. Spend a couple days at aintitcool.com (the movie geek site) and you'll see at least one country battle. And these are fucking entertainment oriented sites, not political. *sigh* Stupid internet.
      </different a.c.>

    2. Re:How depressing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      Yeah! I though one of the best things about the Internet is that it let me communicate easily with people in countries I knew bery little about, and would probably never visit.

      But boy, look what happened!

      Do you think people would be this rude to each other if they were face-to-face? I don't think so.

      Far from being something that brings people together, the Internet seems to be a way for cowards to insult each other across vast distances, in real time. Hell, that's progress!

      I'm not claiming to be innocent either. I've done my share of flaming too, and frankly I'm ashamed of it, because in 'real life' I like to think of myself as a sociable and polite person.

      So, less time on /. for me, and more time in the bar (where I have to think hard before I insult anyone ;)

    3. Re:How depressing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, less time on /. for me, and more time in the bar (where I have to think hard before I insult anyone ;)

      Agreed. I don't particularily want to hate a country before I even go visit because of some a-holes on the internet. Off to the bar. Er, maybe in a few hours. It's 8 in the morning here, and starting drinking this early would techinically be more pathetic than flamewars on /.

    4. Re:How depressing! by iBod · · Score: 1

      > It's 8 in the morning here, and starting drinking this early would techinically be more pathetic than flamewars on /. Yeah. I keep a bottle of JD under the bed for my early morning drinking ;P

  55. And of course, when he announced it to the world.. by angelo · · Score: 1

    He started of the demonstration with, "Great news, everybody!"

  56. Moderation by blankmange · · Score: 2
    Like all things, television should be taken in moderation... not on all the time, but some of the time, etc. On the other hand, Four Arguments for the Elimination of Television by Jerry Mander is a convincing diatribe on turning the set off completely and forever...

    and the American vs British discussion on general hygiene and the genetics of height was quite interesting.... how in the hell did that happen over a posting on the 75th anniversary of TV, anyway???

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  57. So much noise, so little sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very much noise is being made about this and little of the loudest noise is making any sense. Many facts can be disputed, much credit can be spread to different people, though we need to examine the ultimate end of the contributions to see where the inventor fits into the scheme. Baird brought to light that mechanical devices could transmit pictures (grainy, but pictures). This did lead to greater acceptance of other ideas. Philo first discussed his ideas with the teacher at his one-room school house in rural Utah and court records show that this man testified to discussing these things with him when Philo was a teenager. Admittedly this man said he didn't really understand what Philo was talking about because he was a generalist with everything (he taught k-12) but it provides a look at the beginnings of what Philo was invlved in. Did he have the only ideas? Was there other information and research that he worked with? Certainly. The only scientist to ever work in a complete vacuum would be that mythical guy who first picked up a thigh bone and whacked his neighbor over the head (although Cain did have Satan coaching him on the overall deal). The point being, Philo made the pertinent 'leap' forward that allowed the area to move forward. Others have improved on what was done by him and will continue to do so. I believe that Philo made the comment late in his life that he wished that he had never had anything to do with the television for all that it had brought him his whole life was trouble. He spent most of his life fighting with RCA over the patents. This seems to be a common result with anything that might be worth money in the patent arena. He was a religious man and he viewed this invention as a method for allowing his church to communicate more effectively. In fact, the Mormon church would have been one of the first to use TV to broadcast services. They also are one of the first (if not the first) to use satellite TV for the broadcast of services throughout the world and having for a while the most extensive system of satellite reception in the world. This is the legacy that it seems that Philo would appreciate the most.

    1. Re:So much noise, so little sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The use of *paragraphs* may assist your personal signal to noise ratio.

  58. 75 years? That much? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    Where's the other 25 years??? I betcha people in Canada are saying...

  59. Re:whats up with the picture? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2
    And 75 years ago, when he first turned on his new invention to see if it worked, they already were airing episodes of I Love Lucy.. amazing.
    With a name like Farnsworth, I'd bet that it wasn't I love Lucy, but Futurama...
  60. What TV means to us all? by dpt · · Score: 1

    "Television - teacher, mother, secret lover!"
    -- Homer J. Simpson.

  61. Re:And of course, when he announced it to the worl by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm. Wonder if the futurama character is actually based on the real Dr. Farnsworth.

  62. Re:Who invented TV? Who cares. by grumling · · Score: 1
    The problem with the early history of television is that RCA blurred the timeline in order to keep from having to license the patents. They finally did pay royalties to Farnsworth, but they held back launching television until after WWII, even though the technology was mass-producable before the stock market crash. Remember, RCA was run by (General) David Sarnoff, a guy who makes (chairman) Bill Gates look like Ralph Nader. Here is a guy who killed any technology that might change the status quo, even if the tech is clearly better (FM radio, for example was invented at RCA, but Sarnoff didn't want to have to change the product line). RCA made radios, transmitters, studio equipment, owned the 2 most popular radio networks, etc. If you wanted to do something with radio (at least in the US), you had to deal with RCA at some point.

    If it weren't for the depression and the communications act of 1934, we'd still only have NBC (RCA) and CBS

    Oh, and Edwin Armstrong, who invented FM, killed himself after Sarnoff ruined him.

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  63. Re:Philo & a little bait by 3Ddgg · · Score: 1

    Yeah, It's always strange how people in other countries copy people from the USA, before things are really invented (in the USA).

    I had one guy try to tell me that Henry Ford invented the motor car. :-)

    No doubt someone will tell me that his combination of European industrial processes and European motor cars constituted invention of the car.

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  64. The more things change... by Baron+of+Greymatter · · Score: 1

    ...the more things stay the same.

    100 years ago it was John D. Rockefeller & Standard Oil.
    70 years ago it was David Sarnoff & RCA.
    Now it's Bill Gates & Micro$oft.

    Dictatorial businessmen, all.

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  65. Go outside for culture... by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    The outside is a big place, and most people are too busy going from place to place to be a great source of culture, and the rest, well they're not exactly the greatest source of culture either...When I hear of culture, I think of libraries and museums. Anyways, it would seem a great deal of culture is overrated.

    Besides, how do you soak up real people.

  66. ...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Money?" by reallocate · · Score: 3, Insightful

    As a Yank, I have to say that's an embarrassing, bigoted and ill-informed post.

    Your use of the phrase "foreign types" represents a racist labeling of everyone and anyone who isn't a U.S. citizen. It's evidence of your inability or unwillingness to see the world as it really is. I don't give much credence to fears of U.S.-inspired
    globalization efforts (much of that seems to be an effort to ensure that the poor and underdeveloped stay poor and underdeveloped) but your thoughts serve as evidence for those who do.

    Likewise your approving reference to "Manifest Destiny", a discredited and equally racist concept that, in a contemporary context, would support U.S. seizure of territory beyond it's current borders.

    As I am sure others will point out, Australia is not twice the size of Europe. Australia is smaller; indeed, it is the smallest continent. And, compared to Europe. it is largely unpopulated.

    The variety and quality of programming on U.S. television is determined by the number and independence of the production companies creating that programming, not by the number of individual stations broadcasting that programming. This reflects the nature of the U.S. television industry. There is good programming on U.S. TV, but there is also an increasing surfeit of cheap tabloidesque programming that exists only because it increases the profit margin of that particular corporation. I haven't lived in France, but I have lived in the UK. On average, UK programming is more varied and interesting than U.S. programming precisely because the UK TV industry is not a mirror image of the U.S. industry.

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  67. Re: Decline (Very off official topic, sorry) by 3Ddgg · · Score: 1

    Your opinions, in combination with the idea that the Euro is a little agreement (Hello UK) away from providing a realistic alternative to the US$ in international money markets, allowing other countries to pull out the foreign capital that has been propping up the ridiculously overvalued US$, tends to suggest that the US could decline without serious international problems.

    People in countries with now destroyed economies are starting to notice the tendency of America's business sector (NOTE NOT AMERICANS, I have the utmost respect for most of them and their beliefs) to 'encourage' their politicians to remove social DEMOCRATIC governments that have the interests of their people at heart, and replace them with authoritarian regimes that have the interests of American corporations and themselves at heart.

    No I am not talking about a conspiracy. Read the business press, and look at old freedom of information stuff from the Whitehouse and other places. It's not a secret outside the USA. It's not a secret inside the USA.

    The world doesn't REALLY hate Americans. It dislikes what their country does. Hopefully if it did loose a little clout (and Europe didn't get too much, their_.govs aren't much better), then the developing world might have a chance to stop acting as service countries and develop themselves.

    I apologise to anyone I may have offended. This is my opinion (Refer: Free Speech)

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  68. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was developed much, much, much earlier than that. See, for example, roman mosaics and murals. If you are talking about motion pictures, various forms of cinematography came well before television.

  69. Come to the celebration! by pozar · · Score: 1

    The 75th anniversary of Philo T. Farnsworth's first demonstration of electronic television is this Saturday, September 7th.

    There will be a commemoration of the event starting at 10:00AM on that day at 202 Green Street, San Francisco, the actual site of the Farnsworth laboratory on that fateful day.

  70. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by foobar104 · · Score: 2

    Your use of the phrase "foreign types" represents a racist labeling of everyone and anyone who isn't a U.S. citizen.

    Actually, it represents a tongue-in-cheek, mocking labeling of everyone and anyone who isn't a US citizen. Which everybody else on Slashdot obviously understood. I'm stunned that you didn't pick it up from the "Manifest Destiny" remark, if nothing else.

    As I am sure others will point out, Australia is not twice the size of Europe.

    And as I've pointed out, the mistake was mine for not being more clear, but I wasn't wrong. The US is roughly 2-1/2 times the land area of western Europe, and Australia is slightly smaller than the continental US. The figure of "twice the size" stands; I accidentally omitted the word "western," which changed everything. My source is the CIA World Fact Book, but I'm still too lazy to link. Ain't I a stinker?

    The variety and quality of programming on U.S. television is determined by the number and independence of the production companies creating that programming, not by the number of individual stations broadcasting that programming.

    And what do you think determines the number of television production companies? The size of the market, you idiot. A bigger market obviously means more providers trying to serve that market. Somebody has to fill those 96 million hours a year. Obviously a lot of it is going to be junk. But there's a huge amount of great and wonderful stuff. Even if only one percent of one percent of that is worth watching, that's still nearly 10,000 hours every year of quality stuff.

    On average, UK programming is more varied and interesting than U.S. programming

    Nope. It's just that there's less programming in the UK, by a factor of about 30. You can find quality TV programming any hour of the day and night in the US, if you're willing to take the time and trouble to look through a thousand channels. Or, if you're clever, if you program your TiVo to do it for you.

  71. Re:Philo & a little bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Americans also like to think that they invented:

    1)the telephone: it was a Canadian invention
    2)basketball: again, it was a Canadian invention.

    But they have more people, so they must be right.

  72. I believe that ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans invented the television commercial.

  73. Books are sludge! No tv is sludge! by clintp · · Score: 1

    90% of everything is crap. Including Slashdot comments!

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  74. Gee, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was going to say that.

  75. Re: Canada by 3Ddgg · · Score: 1
    "That's like a state up north isn't it"
    :-)
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  76. Hey bubba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are a prime example of the ugly side of the American psyche and an embarrassment to intelligent Americans. Why don't you put your gun back into the rack, get into your pickup truck, go back home to your cousin that you married, drink a little shine, kick the chickens out of the way, chaw a little tabacky and spit into the dirt on the floor.

    1. Re:Hey bubba by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are a prime example of the ugly side of the American psyche

      Compared to the oh-so-civilized Europeans, who can't seem to go even ten years without genocide breaking out, I suppose.

  77. sheild's up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LMFAO. Yeah, I suppose Russia or China (the only other nations on earth, besides the U.S., that actually MATTER) are going to nuke us for finishing off the Republican Guard and handing Iraq to the Kurds. Your general anti-Americanism is clouding your rationale, but what else is new?

    Or maybe you think Iraq has somehow magically created a multi-stage ICBM, and Clinton somehow had Loral sell them the same guidance system that they sold to the Chinese. Mm-hm. Even more delusional, even considering Clinton.

    Regardless, let the "missiles" come, and the world gets the rude shock of discovering that the missile shield you so loathe, is already there. The public discussion is just a polite way of letting you know beforehand, should the necessity to rail-cannon a lift vehicle in first stage ever arise.

    Then, of course, the world also gets to find out about our Aurora-class orbital bomber. Mach 8-16 in-atmosphere, stealth (not that it needs it), horizontal launch to orbit. Drops out of orbit, precision delivers 9 megatons, back into orbit without ever being noticed. Thirty minutes to annihilate any capitol on earth. No Distant Early Warning. No defense.

    Do you have any idea how close Baghdad and Tehran came to being nuked on September 11th? When Bush flew to the Nebraska shelter, that wasn't him "hiding" or being "cowardly," as the Eurotrash and American liberaltrash seem to religiously believe. Air Force One had become The Looking Glass, and U.S. satellites were busy tracking every military movement on Earth, picking targets. One false move from any real player, and we'd have stopped their clock.

    That's why you hate us so.

  78. Paul Gottlieb Nipkow in 1884 by Detritus · · Score: 2

    Nipkow, a German physicist, invented and patented the first electromechanical television system in 1884. That beats Baird by 42 years.

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  79. HDTV by Detritus · · Score: 2

    ATSC HDTV, if it ever gets rolled out completely, will allow the reclaimation of a large chunk of UHF spectrum for other uses. Each station still uses 6 MHz of bandwidth, but they can be packed more tightly together than with analog NTSC television.

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  80. Bairds recordings online here by epeus · · Score: 2

    This chap managed to play back Baird's 1927 recordings (which is more than Baird ever did)

    (Baird did some of his initial experiments in the Park in my hometown in England - there was a plaque on the building)

    And nutcase Britons are still at it

    Here's a gadget to convert modern TV to 30-line Baird

  81. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by reallocate · · Score: 2

    >> ...represents a tongue-in-cheek, mocking labeling of everyone and anyone who isn't a US citizen...

    "Mocking" and "labeling" anyone because they aren't U.S. citizens is a classic example of racism in my book.

    Quality TV is in the eye of the beholder. My experience has been that the ratio of "good" to "rubbish" is higher on UK television than it is in the U.S. I attribute this to a production model that is not as tied to advertising revenues as is the U.S. model. I'm not ignoring the fact that much UK TV is supported by advertising, nor am i ignoring that fact that some U.S. programming is not supported by advertising. I am, though, taking note of the fact that BBC programming is supported by license fees, not advertising. That, and the fact that they are not married to the 13- 0r 26-show production run allows them to take risks with programming that commercial and public TV in the U.S. won't take. In the U.S., if the show doesn't sell product or new cable subscriptions, it disappears.

    The size of the market might attract more people trying to make money from TV, but, as in most profit-driven media, the trend will be to copy other programming that is already makeing money for its advertisers. Thanks to that, we have multiple shopping channels, multiple informarcials, multiple cop shows, multiple "reality" shows, etc.,etc.

    By the way, sorry you had to resort to the gratuitous "idiot" insult. Its use is in keeping, at least, with your admitted sloppy writing.

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  82. Re:Philo & a little bait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    )the telephone: it was a Canadian invention

    Total lie.

    Alexander Graham Bell was a Scot. He was born in Scotland and lived there for the first 23 years of his life. He then moved to Canada (for a total of one, count 'em, ONE motherfucking year), then went to the United States and invented the telephone there. He became a US Citizen in 1882. He retained his US citizenship until he died.

    He did have a retirement home in Canada, but that doesn't make the telephone a "Canadian" invention any more than retiring to (say) the Bahamas makes everything the retiree did Bahamian inventions.

    Summary: The telephone was invented in Boston, Massachusetts, by a Scot, who later became an American.

    Canadians like to make fun of the United States for our presumed ignorance of history, but they're no better.

  83. Re:whats up with the picture? by crm114 · · Score: 1

    Interestingly, Farnsworth was supressed by a monopoly led by an arrogant meglomaniac who tried everything (lawsuits, nuisance patents) to crush Farnsworth. Sounds like MacroTheft, doesnt it?

  84. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mocking" and "labeling" anyone because they aren't U.S. citizens is a classic example of racism in my book.

    Get someone to proof read your book then, being a U.S. citizen does not denote being any particular race. There are black u.s. citizens, asian u.s. citizens, and white u.s. citizens all living within 100 yards of me at this very moment. If anything the earlier poster was being nationalistic not racist.

  85. World Literacy Day by mobydobius · · Score: 3, Informative

    How ironic that the anniversary of the Television coincides with World Literacy Day...

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  86. And another reason by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The rest of the world hates the U.S. because the rest of the world knows we can do pretty much whatever the fuck we want, and the only thing anybody (all of two other countries) can do about it is commit nuclear murder-suicide.

    Oh, what's that, Saudi Arabia? You going to hit us with an oil embargo? Oh, okay then - FUCK you, we'll just kill half your population and TAKE your shitty country, and rename it Exxonia. Beg us nicely and we might let Mecca and Medina continue to exist.

    More cases in point: Europe, Russia, China and the rest of the planet trade with Cuba hand-over-fist, and they're STILL shit-poor, donkey-eating, disease-ridden serfs, SOLELY because WE don't. Same deal with Iraq. WHAT sanctions? WE'RE the only nation that actually FOLLOWS them, and it's STILL, what, half-a-million Iraqis dead from starvation since '92?

    Bottom line, the rest of the world keeps telling us to fuck off because they know that if we actually DID, it'd be the end of modern life for them. Harbors resentment. If the United States were to pull up stakes, divest totally from the rest of the planet, build a fifty-foot wall around her borders and become a TOTALLY ISOLATED economy, the rest of the world would collapse into poverty and despotism within a generation.

    Yeah, sure, India and China - just trade with Europe. I'm sure your standard of living will go through the roof, then. Sure, Malaysia - there's plenty of people in France to buy shoes from you. I'm sure your people will still be able to afford their daily gruel. Oh, and let's not forget you, EU - I'm absolutely positive that the rest of the world's market for your wine, cheese, cell phones, overpriced cars and other measly industries would be MORE than adequate to keep propping up your absurd cradle-to-grave Socialist economies, especially with that collapsing birthrate of yours. Who NEEDS the worthless U.S. economy full of happy, healthy, wealthy "disney-fied" imbeciles?

    Hey Europe, last time you were licking our boots clean, you missed a spot on the heel. Do a better job next time.

  87. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by reallocate · · Score: 2

    Irrelevant. By lumping all non-U.S. citizens under the single rubric of "foreign type". the poster was telling us that the only attribute they possess that merits his attention is that they are not U.S. citizens. By doing so, he is willfully ignoring the history, culture and contributions of the rest of the world. Whatever those may be, he is saying that the only thing that matters to him is that they are "foreign". That's racism, just as much as "mocking" and "labeling" everyone born with a particular skin color.

    In any case, the difference between nationalism and racism is so small it's almost invisible.

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  88. Amazon invented TV! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you sure Philo T. Farnsworth invented television? Jeff Bezos said that he invented television and it is covered under his "one-click" patent because everyone clicks on their remote controls.

    Al Gore also claims this invention because without it, there would be no Internet and we all know that Al Gore invented the Internet.

  89. There's lies, damn lies, and statistics... by Goth+Biker+Babe · · Score: 1

    Per the CIA world fact book


    If we take some of the countries in the EU (France, Germany, Italy, Spain and UK) and look at their area and GDP it comes to 2m sq km and $7 trillion in total. If we look at the US it comes to 9m sq km and GDP of $10 trillion. We are ignoring Scandinavia, Holland, Belgium, Austria etc etc...


    Yes the US is both larger and wealthier than any one European country the EU is comparable in economic might as a whole. What I'm saying here is you can say anything with statistics.


    1. Re:There's lies, damn lies, and statistics... by foobar104 · · Score: 2

      Yes, that's true. But I fail to see what it has to do with anything at all.

      Thanks for pointing it out, though.

  90. Re: Meaningless... by trapvector · · Score: 1

    ..."Well, Slashdot has given us some nice moments. But in between all those nice moments has been a high-volume sewer hose of cultural sludge."

    Hey, you're right! It works for everything!


    Hmm... the obvious solution, then, is to watch television at +3.

  91. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it also irrelevant that when he said 'mocking labeling' he clearly meant just that, not two separate labels of 'mocking' and 'labeling?' He wasn't mocking or labeling foreign types, he was making a mocking label in jest. Get a sense of humor. Moreover, the only thing that was important in this particular discussion was the U.S. vs. The Rest of the World, so the only thing that does merit attention is a difference in nationality. Even moreover, it's a discussion about quality TV programming, not racial heritage. It's people like you that abuse the term racism to a point where people like me liken it to crying wolf. Geez.

    And don't try to defend your semantics argument by saying that nationalism and racism are almost the same thing. That's absolutely absurd and you know it. Idiot.

  92. Let's all read the article first... by eberry · · Score: 1

    First off I must say I am deeply concerned by the comments posted by people (from both sides of the pond.)

    After reading through some posts and through the article, which I see most people did not read. Farnsworth's invention used no mechanical parts, while Baird's did. According to a link posted by one insightful European poster:

    "However, Baird's mechanical system was rapidly becoming obsolete as electronic systems were being developed, chiefly by Marconi in America. Although he had invested in the mechanical system in order to achieve early results, Baird had also been exploring electronic systems from an early stage. Nevertheless, a BBC committee of inquiry in 1935 prompted a side-by-side trial between Marconi's all-electronic television system, which worked on 405 lines to Baird's 240. Marconi won, and in 1937 Baird's system was dropped."

    Who is Marconi? I have no idea and I really don't care to look it up.

    But I think the point of the 75th anniversary of television article was not the invention of television it's self but the method used to create the picture on the screen. Does anyone here have a mechanical TV?

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    1. Re:Let's all read the article first... by _Shad0w_ · · Score: 1

      Marconi was the man who invented the wireless, and transmitted the first ever radio signal. People with WLAN should probably say thank you to him. His first ever transmission was done 10 miles down the road from where I live (Maldon), in Chelmsford.

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  93. There's an edit function? I must've missed it -OT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where in the samhill is it? I've never seen it. (no, I don't always post anonymously...)

  94. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by reallocate · · Score: 2

    The phrase "foreign types" stood alone in the original post. He only told us he was "mocking labeling" in his second post. I can't read his mind. Again, he wasn't referring to "foreigners" to distinguish them from U.S. citizens. He was making a generalized statement about the behavior of "foreign types" based solely on their status as "foreigners". I consider the phrase itself just as racist as "white types", "black types", "Asian types", "American types", etc.

    Natinalism is not patriotism. Racism can be defined as believing in the inferiority of others who do not share your racial or ethnic components. Nationalism can be defined as believing in the inferiority of others who do not share your nationality.

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  95. You Are Also Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The telephone was invented in Boston, Massachusetts, by a Scot, who later became an American

    Wrong! The telephone was invented by Philipp Reis, a German science teacher in the early 1860's (he began work in 1860 at the age of 26). And he was inspired by an 1854 paper by a Frenchman named Bourseul. Reis's phones (which worked but were somewhat unreliable) were demonstrated in Europe and in Scotland in 1863, while Bell was there visiting his father. There is no proof that Bell saw it, but it's one heck of a coincidence.

    In the 1870s, Bell competed with another inventor, Elisha Gray who also worked on a version of an improved telephone. Both men allegedly rushed their respective designs to the patent office the same day and Bell won the footrace.

    So in truth, Bell can only be credited with improving the telephone and being the first to PATENT the telephone (and maybe with being a fast runner).

    What this and the disagreement on the invention of television all really demonstrate is that inventions are most often evolutionary (not spontaneous events) that tend to happen "when the time is right".

    Canadians like to make fun of the United States for our presumed ignorance of history, but they're no better.

    And Americans have to learn that there is more to world history than what happened inside their borders. Especially before trying to assert bragging rights.

    1. Re:You Are Also Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong!

      See comments above about why Thag the Caveman didn't invent the automobile when he carved his first wheel.

      Bell's telephone was good enough to go into widespread use. Reis's was not.

      QED.

      Germany, on the other hand, DID invent the mechanized death camp. Euros in general are good at things like that.

    2. Re:You Are Also Wrong! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your argument is stupid and invalid. Improved is not the same as invented, no matter how much you try to qualify it.

      The rest of your post is just plain offensive even to me as an American. Your mother would be ashamed of you. Crawl back into the hole that you came from - this forum is for human beings, not lowlife like you. You are not worthy of further attention and will get none from me.

  96. A continuous path, not boolean by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* The trick is that several different people where working on getting pictures through the air. Baird had one that never worked out. *)

    It appears that *many* people and institutions had worked on the idea for several decades.

    While there were many barely-working prototypes from everybody and their dog, the biggest obsticle seemed to be making it practical and relatively clear.

    Farnsworth made some important improvements, but his stuff alone was not sufficient. (He had the best camera ideas IIRC, while RCA had the best TV tube ideas.) It took a combination of a lot sub-inventions and lots of tuning and fiddling to finally make it practical.

    There was an article linked to by slashdot a year or so ago that talks about how lack of cooperation between those people with with best know-how probably slowed its progress. It seems eveybody wanted the whole pie for themselves rather than cooperate.

  97. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (never said nationalism == patriotism) I suppose they can be defined as anything you want. Doesn't make it right. It drives me nuts when people make up definitions to suit their needs.

    nationalism Pronunciation Key (nsh-n-lzm, nshn-)
    n.

    Devotion to the interests or culture of one's nation.

    The belief that nations will benefit from acting independently rather than collectively, emphasizing national rather than international goals.

    Aspirations for national independence in a country under foreign domination

    Feel free to check the link for any references to beliefs in inferiority. The definition you gave of racism is accurate enough, though. Doesn't it bother you that you're the only one who saw the sin committed against humanity the grand-grand-grand-etc.-parent poster made with that phrase? Is it possible that just maybe you're overreacting? This is such a ridiculous argument.

  98. Store shelf is only half the story by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    (* The produce available in our markets comes from every corner of the world, and it's all fresh and unbelievably cheap. *)

    What is readily available are things which are easy to transport around (food, VCR's, toys). However, many things are rather costly in comparison with such shippable items. For example, housing and medical care are quite costly in many places in the U.S. relative to store-shelf goods.

  99. Fax machine influence? by Tablizer · · Score: 2

    Paul Nipkow proposed the first practical mechanical scanner in Germany in 1884. The scanner was a rotating disk with holes arranged in a spiral around its edge. Light passing through the holes as the disk rotated produced a rectangular scanning pattern or raster which could be used to either generate an electrical signal from the scene for transmitting or to produce an image from the signal at the receiver. As the disk rotated, the image was scanned by the perforations in the disk, and light from different portions of it passed to a photocell. The number of scanned lines was equal to the number of perforations and each rotation of the disk produced a television frame.

    I have read that France had fax machines in the mid 1800's using a line-by-line scan process. I wonder how much of this influenced TV attempts. TV is essentially "fast, repeated faxing" in concept.

  100. Any Relation? by dnahelix · · Score: 1

    Any relation to Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth? Oh, and wasn't this cancelled?

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  101. Being Told by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I guess teachers don't like to be told they're wrong

    Kind of like Slashdot posters.

  102. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by foobar104 · · Score: 2

    It's great to go away from Slashdot for a few hours only to find that one or more AC's has been holding your end of the argument in your absence. That's so cool.

    He was making a generalized statement about the behavior of "foreign types" based solely on their status as "foreigners". I consider the phrase itself just as racist as "white types", "black types", "Asian types", "American types", etc.

    That's the kind of wooly-headed liberal thinking that leads to grandmothers being patted down at airports. Making sound, well-informed decisions based on experience means observing trends. If I burn my hand on three ovens in a row, I'll learn to be afraid of ovens. Likewise, if (for example) people of Arab extraction blow up three buildings in a row, I'll learn to keep a closer eye on people of Arab extraction. That's racial profiling, and it's very controversial. It's also smart. It's very easy to look back on events like the internment of Japanese Americans in the 1940's and shake our heads, but don't conclude that just because people went to unreasonable extremes then that their motivations were flawed.

    People fall naturally into groups. There are old people, young people, white people, black people, tall people, short people. Within a group, you often-- not always, but often-- find trends of behavior and personality. I find that people who aren't from American tend to have certain opinions and beliefs in common. So I'm going to note this, and use this information.

    Don't like it? Fine. Call me a racist. Doesn't bother me a bit, because I know better.

  103. Why Do So Many Americans Feel Like This? by gilgongo · · Score: 1

    Seems like the minute they find out you're a "European" they go right on the defensive, talk about "superiority complexes" and other bollox.

    Listen - Americans: don't do this. It just makes us feel even more superior, and worse, slightly sad for you that you react in this way.

    If anything, it's Europeans that need to feel inferior to Americans isn't it? The largest economy in the world, the most powerful currency, king of computing, king of pop, whatever.

    Right now, I can't think of anything that's not massivly American and totally dominant.

    "Superiority complex" - bollox.

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    1. Re:Why Do So Many Americans Feel Like This? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 2

      If anything, it's Europeans that need to feel inferior to Americans isn't it? The largest economy in the world, the most powerful currency, king of computing, king of pop, whatever.

      Right now, I can't think of anything that's not massivly American and totally dominant.


      You forgot biggest egos.

      Seriously, if you think that everything American is faultless and that everything outside of the USA is useless then you really have a problem.

      A few examples for you: gun control (or the lack of it), capital punishment, health care, failure to ratify the Kyoto treaty (which the Clinton administration agreed to but which oil-backed Bush ripped up immediately), environmental policy in general, failure to properly recognise the International Criminal Court, countless friendly fire, civilian and third party deaths during the Gulf War, in the former Yugoslavia, Afghanistan and elsewhere, torpedoing United Nations fact-finding missions and investigations into unprovoked US military action overseas (including the Clinton admistration's cruise missile strike on a Sudanese pharmaceutical factory that produced a third of North Africa's medicine, not a chemical weapons plant as the US intelligence agencies mistakenly believed).

      But you hear so much balanced coverage on those issues on CNN, ABC and MSNBC right?

      I won't even bother providing you with a list of worthy inventions, etc from elsewhere - if you can't see that you're argument holds about as much water as a sieve then you're more myopic than I thought.

      Every country has its faults - the US is no exception. If anything, the current Bush administration has succeeded in making America less popular overseas than ever before in just about every corner of the world.

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    2. Re:Why Do So Many Americans Feel Like This? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The largest economy in the world, the most >powerful currency

      Europe!
      Once the EU (US of E) has acheived full integration...

  104. "Personality Cult" interpretations always wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the posted (top level) article:

    "Without Farnsworth's ingenious, seminal contributions, there might still be no television or video today."

    Actually inventions are always a product of their time and place, and integrate the contributions of thousands of people over history. Saying that any one person invented anything, and especially saying that it would not have been invented without them, is short sighted and sensationalist.

    My favorite example is special relativity, which is always attributed to the genius of Einstein. Actually virtually all of the work was done by Michelson and Morley (including the mathematics); in a sense Einstein simply stated the obvious, which prior interpreters were afraid to do. If Einstein hadn't, certainly someone else would have.

    Ditto with the electromagnetic raster scan of a cathode ray. And to an even greater extent, ditto to all software and algorithmic inventions. Some people say that the purpose of hardware patents is to protect investments in manufacturing plants, which may make some sense. But the notion should not be used to extrapolate divinity onto the holder of the patent.

  105. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by reallocate · · Score: 2

    And it's amazing how so many people here post dictionary definitions as if that's the arbiter of actual human behavior.

    I don't have any problems with the first and third bullets in that definition. But, consider the number of people killed in the name of nationalism by those who appropriate the word for their own political ends. In line with the second bullet, it's historically been easy for thugs with guns to wrap themselves in nationalism.

    So, when I hear someone described as a nationalist, I'm more likely to think of them as a "thug with a gun" than as a legitimate patriot.

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  106. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, when I hear someone described as a nationalist, I'm more likely to think of them as a "thug with a gun" than as a legitimate patriot.

    I guess that's your hang up, but fair enough, I can agree that nationalism has been associated with some bad characters. I'll admit that when I first read the word the first thing that came to mind after 'proud of being from my country' was Hitler. But I'm certain that you don't think of a racist as 'a thug with a gun,' do you? I was simply contending that racism and nationalism aren't anywhere near the same, not that nationalism (as is practiced, not defined) is a Good Thing. The only thing they seem to have in common is that they're both labels usually slapped on ignorant motherfuckers. Now can we just agree on that and be done with it? I should've just logged in to begin with so I could've kept track of this stupid conversation. I've never been a part of such a stupid lengthy meta-meta-thread. Entertaining.

    Coinceidentally, I personally believe that dictionary definitions are substantially more accurate than a definition made up by someone. I suppose that's my hang up, though. Oh well. We've all got 'em.

  107. If there's any lesson to be learned... by dvd_tude · · Score: 1

    ... it's that all great things are built on the shoulders of giants. In other words, many brilliant people contributed to the early development of television. But, due credit must be given to the one person who had that 'something extra' to produce a real breakthrough. A relevant quote:

    The creative inventor takes ideas out of their original contexts and uses them in new contexts. He turns bread-mold into penicillin, coal into electricity - or, I suppose, lead into gold - because he isn't constrained to keep each thought in its own container."

    -John Lienhard


    There's no doubt that Farnsworth's work doing drew on the state of the art at the time - from Baird, Zworykin, and others. However, it was Farnsworth who first put it all togther in an all-electronic system by developing not just the critcial piece - the image dissector tube - but also many technical details that we take for granted such as sync pulses, linear sweep and retrace - - all Farnsworth's inventions. (we have Vladimir Zworykin to blame for interlace ;-)

    Taken together, this all-electronic system was nothing short of a sea-change, a fact that most other workers in the field were quick to recognize (especially Zworykin, who after visting Farnsworth's lab in 1930 quickly set about using the ideas gleaned there to improve his Iconoscope.)

    Much of the flamage here is some jingoistic rabble about Logie Baird vs. Philo Farnsworth as the presumed "Father of Television". Baird, like Farnsworth, was a brilliant, tireless engineer determined to make television work. Both men were hackers, in the best sense of that shopworn term. But, Baird stayed stuck on mechanical scanning, which ultimately saw use for telecine. Telecine is an important development but relatively invisible compared to imaging tubes.

    If there's someone that deserves to be trashed, it's the meglomaniacal David Sarnoff and his well-funded PR machine determined to rob everyone else in the field of due credit.

    - dvd_tude

  108. Time travel to Philo by SunPin · · Score: 1
    Good...now I know...when I get my time traveling perpetual motion Delorean, I going to deliver hookers, drugs and 5000 porn mags to Mr. Philo Farnsworth so he never has the will or desire to invent TV.

    TO HELL WITH TV!!

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  109. Re:...Then He Said, "How Much is That in Real Mone by foobar104 · · Score: 3

    I can't believe I missed this the first time through.

    Likewise your approving reference to "Manifest Destiny", a discredited and equally racist concept that, in a contemporary context, would support U.S. seizure of territory beyond it's current borders.

    You're damn right! Sovereignty is a privilege, not a right. Look at Germany after World War II. Did we just hand the keys over to the German people again and pack out? Hell, no. Five years of occupation by the US, along with the UK and France, resulted in the formation of the Federal Republic, which has become one of the strongest, most modern countries on Earth. Essentially the same thing happened between '45 and '52 in Japan.

    Let's compare this to a recent sequence of events. We smashed the oppressive and illegitimate Taliban regime in Afghanistan. Where were our occupation forces? Where were the parades through Kabul? Who's the provisional governor of Afghanistan? Where's Douglas MacArthur when we need him?

    Nope. Instead of occupation and support, all they got was a loya jirga. Now, less than three months later, they're back to assassination attempts and bombings. There's no political system in Afghanistan, because nobody has taken the time to build one. Countries with no tradition of democracy can't just be handed a get-out-of-oppression-free card and expected to build their own country with it. They have to be taught.

    That's why I oppose the proposed invasion of Iraq. If my country would go all the way with it-- marching into Baghdad, removing Hussein from power, and setting up a provisional occupation government for a period of not less than five years-- I'd be all for it. But I'm afraid that's not what's going to happen. Crushing the Hussein government without building a strong new government in its place would just destabilize things even further.

    If we did it right, occupying whole swaths of the Third World would be the best thing for everybody concerned. There are countries where corruption and lawlessness are the rule, not the exception. These kinds of societies can't possibly be expected to govern themselves in any effective manner. As I've said many times before in this forum, democracy can't work without a universal respect for and observance of the law. In countries where there is no law-- only anarchy or dictatorship-- the seeds of democracy will find no purchase.

    Get in there with a hundred thousand troops armed with M-16s, MREs with the little packages of M&Ms in 'em, and copies of the Declaration of Independence. Force 'em to live under the strict rule of martial law for a few years, then gradually give them the ability to govern themselves. In fifty years, we'll all be buying expensive stereos and luxury cars imported from that economic superpower, Afghanistan.

    Bet your ass I'm for the seizure of territory outside our current borders. Somebody's gotta show these people how it's done. I don't see the French rushing to do it. Do you?

  110. 1937? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The 1936 Olympics carried Hitler's opening address on TV as anyone who has seen the movie Contact has been reminded.

    Let us stop trying to reinvent history.

  111. samuel morse? by peter303 · · Score: 2

    I read somewhere that the inventor of the telegraph also tried a system to send simple images by pixelated switches and displays. This also resembles the idea of "fax".
    Farnsworth did an all electronic scanner & display, which became the norm.

  112. Lev Sergeivitch Termen (or Theremin) by thecoach · · Score: 1

    I saw a program a few years ago on this guy. He apparently had a prototype colour television up and running way before anyone else, but was kidnapped by the NKVD (forerunners of the KGB). Has nyone got any more info than that? A quick search on Goole doesn't come up with much, and they always talk about the Theremin and brush past the colour telly.

    Brief history here