Start dropping fast food on them. Destroy their health, destroy their ability to fight. Lots of American Idle too - the combination will be impossible to resist - it's worked on y'all, it can work on them too.
...we're the FBI......and we've been tapping your phone for ten years and feel your appreciation for the canine species(*) would be appreciated by the world's media unless you reconsider.
(*) Replace eith tge actual non-conformist freakery.
(1) They are attempting to channel all bad feeling in the universe towards their in-house quantum emotion-to-cash transformer. This increases the input non-negligibly and is therefore a win.
'Law enforcement' no longer enforce laws (breaking them trivially demonstrates this). I propose that this deliberately-misleading misnomer be corrected.
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Start dropping fast food on them. Destroy their health, destroy their ability to fight. Lots of American Idle too - the combination will be impossible to resist - it's worked on y'all, it can work on them too.
...we're the FBI... ...and we've been tapping your phone for ten years and feel your appreciation for the canine species(*) would be appreciated by the world's media unless you reconsider.
(*) Replace eith tge actual non-conformist freakery.
Buh buh buh but fair use in the sense of Google books.
Uhh; I think you're meant to reverse the intended direction to make the joke work...
God bless scripting languages.
Anyhow; the Internet at large would be immeasurably improved if Facebook users are able to watch you do all these things.
Businesses like to maximize:
* Repeat sales
* Less product for more cash
News at ten.
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This would help Oracle because...
(1) They are attempting to channel all bad feeling in the universe towards their in-house quantum emotion-to-cash transformer. This increases the input non-negligibly and is therefore a win.
(2)...
Admit it... noone wants Oracle to win - even if Oracle's win would benefit everyone (random sample from the set of pretty unlikely events)
Oracle seeks ownership of all ponies
Presumably they'll be the ones buying them back after EM has been dragged through the press for a few rounds.
No. That's only true if the uploader isn't a multinational corporation.
I guess it's an attempt to make the internal business strategy of some company appear interesting?
Tomorrow's post will begin tracking the decisions of google's stationary-acquisition function.
One can only feel ordinary human empathy for the citizens of those countries which operate a democratic system.
'Law enforcement' no longer enforce laws (breaking them trivially demonstrates this). I propose that this deliberately-misleading misnomer be corrected.
I guess mountain dew weren't in a sponsoring frame of mind.
I'll contribute to the kickstarter campaign for Civil War 2.0. Your whole system sucks ass.