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  1. Re:Machines on Gut Bacteria Affect the Brain · · Score: 1

    On behalf of the bacteria, I would object most vehemently at your disparaging comparison.

  2. Re:CNN argues it's worth the money on WhatsApp: 2nd Biggest Tech Acquisition of All Time · · Score: 1

    I'll be interested to see if FaceBook can find a way to contractually bind the 450M users into their business model; I'm gonna go with no.

  3. Great on WhatsApp: 2nd Biggest Tech Acquisition of All Time · · Score: 1


    for (var i = 0; i < 450000000; i++) {
      whatsApp.Post ("Time to find another app.");
    }

  4. Hello? on Google Tells Glass Users Not To Be 'Creepy Or Rude' · · Score: 1

    "Don't be creepy or rude"; we'll be monitoring all your email, notes, video and audio to ensure that you're nice :P

  5. 10 print $enemy perpetrated $act_of_war against us implying that we should $form_of_retaliation
    20 $enemy = rand ($enemies)
    30 goto 10

  6. Re:The Saddest Part of the Snowden Revelations on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 1

    Whoosh

  7. Re:The Saddest Part of the Snowden Revelations on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 1

    If they did give a fuck, how would it look?

    You might not have noticed but we in the free world live in fur-lined cages guarded by retarded jack-booted thugs empowered by their masters. There are few opportunities for change beyond a change of mind; for that, widespread access to accurate information is required; not coincidentally, control of information is the front on which open battle is raging. Once secured, it's game over, people.

  8. Re:Exactly on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 1

    Ask yourself why *they* stopped shooting presidents.

  9. Re:The Saddest Part of the Snowden Revelations on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 1

    I am afraid the watchers will go back to work with a confidence reeking of our tacit permission.

    For me, this is the core of the problem; they're not asking for permission and our lack of permission has no teeth or even gums.

  10. Re:So, the NSA had good people too? on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 1

    In most other developed countries this would be considered bribery

    I can assure you that it is recognized as bribery and that the world has been looking on in horror as your giant flaming snowball* spins out of control.

    (*) I like the smell of a mixed metaphor before breakfast.

  11. Re:according to cold fjord on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 1

    Snowden's actions are aiding the American people and the people of foreign nations; this is why he's being considered for the Nobel Peace Prize.

    The cry of "traitor" is and always will be a mere manipulation; an incitement to "do as you are told or face the consequences"; it's "think of the children" on a national scale; a means by which to manipulate anyone who does not wish to be seen to announce themselves as being different; a means by which to trigger the punishment of someone by their brainwashed peers. To be seen to demonstrate one's apart-ness is to single oneself out for special attention.

    This simple pattern is used by manipulators unable to defend their position using reason or morality. It's up for question whether it's detestable more because of the low opinion held of the intended targets by those employing the tactic or because it has shown itself to be so effective, time and again throughout history.

  12. Re:So, the NSA had good people too? on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 1

    As to the US, you have more than two choices as to party.

    One can only imagine the countrywide-outcry, nay riotous scenario which would develop if there were x, { x : 2 <= x <= 3 } options when choosing beer, football, tv shows - all important choices with longstanding ramifications affecting every aspect of life.

  13. Re:according to cold fjord on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 1

    There don't seem to be many people replicating Kim Philby's actions as Snowden did. That would seem to be suggestive.

    Strawman much? Perhaps it suggests that the evil fucks far outweigh those with a conscience and have greater ability to mete-out sanctions which apply on a world-wide scale? Just guessing though.

  14. Re:So, the NSA had good people too? on LA Times: Snowden Had 3 Helpers Inside NSA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Nice to know... there are still humans around!

    Were humans around:

    The memo does not describe their conduct, but says they were barred from the NSA and its systems in August.

    Once identified as non-[evil|corrupt|power-mongering|privacy-invading] humans, they were jettisoned lest they bring the tone of the organization up.

  15. Re:g0at pen1s on Tesla Model S Caught Fire While Parked and Unplugged · · Score: 1

    (Now) knowing that it comes from 4chan reinforces my comment :D

  16. Re:g0at pen1s on Tesla Model S Caught Fire While Parked and Unplugged · · Score: 2

    My brain is melting trying to read what you wrote - stop sniffing gas/petrol - start licking electricity, it's the vehicle-fuel of the future :P

  17. Re: The Beta should have a killswitch! on California Bill Proposes Mandatory Kill-Switch On Phones and Tablets · · Score: 1

    All well-reasoned points which show that the redesign doesn't consider what is important to users - including efficient use of screen real-estate.

    It seems that these days, everyone wants to waste as much space as that wasted by [Twitter] Bootstrap.

    Yes, I realise that some design guru might jump forwards to explain that space is as useful as content but there needs to be a consideration that screen space is limited.

  18. Re:Make Beta Opt-in and Classic the default.... on California Bill Proposes Mandatory Kill-Switch On Phones and Tablets · · Score: 2

    Nerds; usually so mild-mannered but suggest they shave their necks or other form of heresy and it's digital pitchforks and torches time.

  19. Re: The Beta should have a killswitch! on California Bill Proposes Mandatory Kill-Switch On Phones and Tablets · · Score: 1

    In what way?

  20. Re: in other news on California Bill Proposes Mandatory Kill-Switch On Phones and Tablets · · Score: 1

    I won't say that Beta sucks, because clearly nothing on Slashdot sucks.

    I guess they have gum in all sorts of flavours these days :D

  21. Re: in other news on California Bill Proposes Mandatory Kill-Switch On Phones and Tablets · · Score: 1

    Uhh... That should have been....

    Stop whining about beta <your username> :P

  22. Re: in other news on California Bill Proposes Mandatory Kill-Switch On Phones and Tablets · · Score: 2

    Stop whining about beta :P

  23. Re: The Beta should have a killswitch! on California Bill Proposes Mandatory Kill-Switch On Phones and Tablets · · Score: 1

    How can I boycott the whining about beta? What's the problem with it (please construct a valid sentence without using variants of 'sux'.)

  24. - Cat returned my tongue - on Why the Latest FISA Release By Google Et Al. Means Squat · · Score: 1

    under revised guidelines issued by the federal government, those companies can still only report a range, rather than a definitive number, for those requests. If that wasn't fuzzy enough, the range can only be reported after a six-month lag.

    What a bunch of slime-and-oil covered weasels.

    Remind me again why people do what they say...

    Government (n) Organized Corruption.

  25. Where are the cyberweapons? on In an Age of Cyber War, Where Are the Cyber Weapons? · · Score: 1

    Iraq?