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  1. Re:My mongrel system on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 1

    No defense of the Kensington I see.

    On the contrary, it's held up fine for well over a decade. I just cry myself to sleep every night because it's not color co-ordinated though.

  2. Re:My mongrel system... on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 1

    Taken a trip to Wikipedia I see. Yes, that'll certainly mean you suddenly know what you're talking about.

    Hardly.

    A perfect example is the iPhone whose sleak design includes a fragile screen that easily breaks and requires entirely disassembling the unit what with its myriad of screws, tabs, and adhesives in order to replace it.

    It doesn't "easily break", it's made of Gorilla glass

    Spare me the marketing hype please. And comparing it to even crummier products is faint praise indeed.

    your observation on replacing of the glass is not one related to form following function at all.

    Riiiiiight... Durability and maintainability have nothing to do with industrial design. It is you who is showing his ignorance, fanboi.

    "Design language or overall synthesis in essence" indeed.

  3. Re:GUCCI DECRIES FOUL FROM THE GRAVE !! on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 1

    You're claiming Apple's recent products aren't functional. Without a single word of justification. Do you thing everyone is as stupid as you?

    Read my critique of the iPhone in the above thread; not to mention certain iPods whose tracks could only be accessed sequentially.

  4. Re:My mongrel system... on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 1

    It's actually "form ever follows function" you unlettered oaf and BTW it has inspired such much heralded design fripperies as streamlined toasters. I'm glad you brought up the counter factual argument because I can easily accept the argument that design for cosmetic sake certainly doesn't make a difference as long as the machine works. A perfect example is the iPhone whose sleak design includes a fragile screen that easily breaks and requires entirely disassembling the unit what with its myriad of screws, tabs, and adhesives in order to replace it. If Apple considers this a triumph of "design language" (more artsy gibberish again) it should have made it: 1) more robust 2) easier to fix.

  5. My mongrel system on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 1

    Not only are the Tivoli speakers and sub a great sounding nearfield system but they are cosmetically beat up and hand me downs. Enjoy your "synthesis in essence" whatever the fuck that absurd gibberish is actually supposed to mean.

  6. Re:My mongrel system... on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 1

    That form is not an end in itself is certainly not what the original article supports and WTF do you know about what I do or do not understand about design.?

  7. Re:My mongrel system... on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 0

    That form follows function and is not an end in itself. And fuck Apple. Instead of concentrating on cases for their equipment they need to stop the downward slide of OSX whose interface has become increasingly cluttered and whose functioning has been less reliable with each release since Tiger.

  8. Re:My mongrel system... on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 0

    You sound like a fanboi and girlymon who color co-ordinates his socks and sweaters.

  9. My mongrel system... on Early Apple Designs Revealed, Courtesy of Hartmut Esslinger · · Score: 2

    of Mac Mini, NEC monitor, Logitech bluetooth mouse, Kensington USB keyboard, and Tivoli Audio sound system has absolutely no "design language or overall synthesis in essence" and yet works just fine.

  10. Re:Two words: on Ask Slashdot: Management Software For Small Independent ISP? · · Score: 2

    Nonsense. It doesn't even meet Ted Codd's original 12 rules. Postgres is the open source choice although I must admit MSSQL is really easy to set up and use (and this is is coming from an M$ hater.)

  11. Two words: on Ask Slashdot: Management Software For Small Independent ISP? · · Score: 1

    relational database

  12. Re:Distance remains the same? on Astronomers Fix the Astronomical Unit · · Score: 0

    Typical Slashdot sloppiness. But what else can you expect. Slashdot headline writers are a bunch of pig ignorant programmers (at best) not scientists.

  13. If you can't code... on Do Tech Entrepreneurs Need To Know How To Code? · · Score: 0

    you aren't shit.

  14. If you want good documentation... on Ask Slashdot: Best *nix Distro For a Dynamic File Server? · · Score: 2

    then get OpenBSD.

  15. Add a phone... on Amazon, Apple Expected to Strut Their Small-Tablet Stuff Soon · · Score: 1

    to a 7 inch wi-fi tablet and I'd buy one immediately. With bluetooth earphones/microphone I'd be all set.

  16. Mechanical Mice on Ask Slashdot: What's the Most Depressing Sci-fi You've Ever Read? · · Score: 1

    by Eric Frank Russell written in 1941 pre-sages self-replicating mechanical automata. As Bill Joy has noted, one can see clearly now that this could lead to the entire planet being completely covered by a seething dust of all-consuming mindless nanobots.

  17. Re:Wedge (Puck) Mouse on Microsoft Releases Batch of Windows 8 Input Devices · · Score: 1

    Yes!

  18. Re:Wedge (Puck) Mouse on Microsoft Releases Batch of Windows 8 Input Devices · · Score: 1

    Watch M$ stock tank with the failure of its tablet and Windoze 8.

  19. Re:Wedge (Puck) Mouse on Microsoft Releases Batch of Windows 8 Input Devices · · Score: 0

    M$ has been chasing Apple design-wise for decades.

  20. I'm sure it will be ready for production... on High-Performance Monolithic Graphene Transistors Created · · Score: 1

    "within ten years." ;-)

  21. Re:Programmers should NOT be allowed to write SQL. on SQL Vs. NoSQL: Which Is Better? · · Score: 1

    Most programmers are most decidedly not competent in the relational model

    See, that's you problem. Most programmers around you aren't qualified to write enterprize* software. That may be a fault of management, or just a simptom of low priority of IT at your company.

    I've worked exclusively at Fortune 500 companies for over thirty years and regrettably this was true at *every* single one of them.

  22. Re:Programmers should not be allowed to write SQL. on SQL Vs. NoSQL: Which Is Better? · · Score: 1

    Naw. Any decent DBMS flags any SPs that *might* have to be changed. Merely adding a column may not even affect any App code if the app doesn't use it. Most applications are a mares nest of unmaintainable spaghetti mishmash of overly complex templates of silly controller methods. Especially if agile methodologies have been used. Better to restrict reads/writes to a database access layer where they can be easily maintained. Most application developers are held in well deserved contempt by the rest of the enterprise for a reason. Sometimes the correct answer is actually no.

  23. Re:Programmers should not be allowed to write SQL. on SQL Vs. NoSQL: Which Is Better? · · Score: 1

    You would still have to "visit" code embedded god knows where in scattered application code too. QBE belongs to static reporting databases with a view interface. It's totally insane to allow QBE on live production data.

  24. Re:Programmers should NOT be allowed to write SQL. on SQL Vs. NoSQL: Which Is Better? · · Score: 2

    I disagree, especially for inserts and updates. There should be no raw SQL embedded in programs. Most programmers are most decidedly not competent in the relational model (the very existence of numerous NoSQL fanbois is a testament to this fact.) Indeed, even many DBA's aren't either as the job is rife with far too many sys admin types rather than people that are concerned that they do a properly normalized logical model as a mandatory first step before physical implementation.

  25. Programmers should not be allowed to write SQL. on SQL Vs. NoSQL: Which Is Better? · · Score: 1

    All database access should be done through stored procedures written by people competent in the relational model.