Seriously, so very glad I bothered to read GoT and complete the main books rather than committing to the HBO series. Those silly fucktarts are going off in all sorts of directions with the story and none of that shit is going to correspond to any of the novels. Plus Emilia Clarke doesn't want to show her boobs anymore or do any of the sexy in-book story lines, so HBO can give away their service for free, I'll save my time for reading. When I want to watch a movie, I have all my favorites in my own online lib and cheap media players already. Why is there even an HBO to bother me? Because they fund the shows? I'll pay directly to the producers for a good show and cut out the middle-man content barons. HBO doesn't make shows, people do. And sometimes we don't like a show, but we have to pay for it anyway with the fucking TV package "deals" where I get 90% shit channels and 10%(or less typically) I bother to put in my custom guide. All online, direct access media channels that I get to pick and choose myself and ignorant asshole don't make decisions about the level of maturity and bad taste within said shows? I'm all in for that! It cannot happen to quickly. Fuck Dish and Concrap and HBO and NBC and Dice and CBS and that guy who hates video games and Emilia Clarke and Verizon you too fuckers and AT&T and Hulu and Netflix and the rest! I will beat all of your execs to bloody piles of pulp and bone fragments with my largest dictionary or other suitable hard-bound volume of written works!!1!
Apparently not. There was a recent article about some kind of medical pump with a network connection for "ease of use" but it was a huge security hole with direct root access to the device. And with the unknown quantity of the local hospital's IT staff, who the hell knows what kind of security nightmare is brewing in there?!
No, the medial community is blissfully unconcerned with real-world Internet and Intranet security when it comes to "new," "fancy," ultra-modern equipment that will jack up the fucking medical charges they can apply to unwitting(all) patients. HIPPA merely protects personal medical info, it does not protect life in case of a network-connected medical device error or breach. Possibly covered under the normal medical practices guidelines, but then how do these types of aforementioned devices get inside a hospital in the first place? Probably expensive kick-backs, freebies, or vacations for the hospital execs and administrators to "try this new device!" People usually end up dying before the facts and procedures are examined in detail and rectified.
Ever try and get AT&T or any other big carrier to listen to you while you explain in detail how their "bullet-proof service" is down and needs to be fixed? They have no fucking clue! How about if the PO has a problem and they think you're trying to get free data connections? No, nothing short of home-running a private, extendable to 24,000 miles, "bullet-proof", tamper-proof, Ethernet cable with an infinite:1 s/n ratio will be good enough for me. Thanks, but I'll go with the local surgeon for now. Let the early-adopters try this out.
So, what you're saying is that if someone builds a drone with RF shields on their motors, with hyper-quiet rotors, GPS only autonomous nav, and perhaps an invisibility cloak system they too can evade the drone-police? Thank you, good sers!
Great Cloud Bubble you got there. When these site go under, BOOM, cheap rack hardware.
Seriously, I stand to make lots of money doing work for these places, so go on ahead and build out those clouds! I'll find new work when the hype is over. No prob.
NDGT is awesome, if you could not "find" something to back up your ignorant stance we're not all that surprised. Studying the cosmos and doing some related science IS being an astrophysicist. Did he need to discover some comets or asteroids and get them named after him to reach the "high bar" in your own mind?
"freedoms that we used to have"? Oh, now I get it. You're still angry with the black man being president. What a fucking idiot you are, guy. Get reading some science books and DO something with your fucking life other than to bitch about a great nation that is filled with cool services that you probably do not take advantage of, or better yet claim "those other people are stealing your benefits!" Fucking grow the fuck up, take responsibility for the fucking mess that is your life and read some fucking books other than the bible for once in your miserable existence. You are not fit to smell NDGT's shit. You fucking ignorant asswipe.
Fucking science deniers are the cancer of our great nation and our world. Fucking backwards dipshits with zero info want to rework science to fit their fucked up views. What a sad bunch of assholes. Proper science is self-correcting and reproducible via peer studies. Fake science is easily discounted. But don't tell these asshats that. A corn-spiracy passes as fact with this lot. Fucking impossible to set them straight because they failed to learn the first time around.
Bullshit, guy. China is just got it together to get to the moon in 2013; fucking 40 YEARS later and without any live crew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing#Chang.27e_3_.28China.29)! And they did that with the many plans they stole to build their knock-off rocket tech. Get a clue before you spew, buddy.
We already do, if you count stealing business and science data "collaborating." In most other accounts China is a hotbed for faked scientific information gathering. Every single "new science discovery" from China is just some fake data popped up by a corrupt government and their tightly controlled media.
I'll second that! I was thinking the same thing; why is GeV somehow bigger that TeV, or is it a typo, or something else? I'm going to read about this on wikipedia. I can usually catch a gist or two from there.
"At least, the Russian government is doing something about it."
No, no they're not. It's just being swept underneath a bigger rug. A rug also filled with many vermin who will enact the same corruption as before, but hide it more betterly. At least in the US our media outlets get to cover this kind of thing to keep them honest and transparent. In Russia, the media is in on the caper. 100% true facts, kid. Get a clue next time you chime into a topic. I'll bet on NASA over the Kosmonuts on EVERY occasion. BOOM!!1! That JUST HAPPENED! (only a simulation, had another Russian Space Junk Probe blown up we'd have funny pix on Instagrab already, dingus.)
Exactly, how is this any different than black boxes on airplanes? It isn't. Shave off the beard, take off that fucking ridiculous hat and just drive the fucking train, bus, plane, undersea-copter, or whatever the fuck you have to do because you failed to read the right books and now you have low job skills and you have a job where you drive other people around for a living! Good work, idiot. Seriously, airline pilots? Those guys have to have navigation and engineering skills, all those other jobs are just some guy who's going to get replaced by a robot.
Dear Robot Uber Driver,
Let's work on this!
-Another Guy who will write software for those fucking robots to replace dumb humans
be sure and put her on permanent hold and then we'll say I was being romantic and shit. Also, erase all my browser history and my login to FarmerMadison.com where I routinely cheat on my cow with someone else's cow. After that you can just erase yourself, Cortuna. I already have talky-G-searchy and if I get sick of her I have Siri, so donotwant you.
Also, please be sure and use a single password across all your systems for ease of use, good customer! Better yet, do not lock your devices at all! This shows you are not hiding anything from the "good corporations" that have taken over our government. A password implies that you are up to no good. This is a fact. #hashtag
I think he was saying that a tiny USB PacMan light is going to be so small as to not actually cost $7 to ship it. It should be about $3 or less. The prices are already marked up so fucking high I can see up Ms. PacMan's skirt, they can afford to let a couple of small items ship for free. THIS is why I just look for stuff on ThinkGeek, then buy it on Amazon where the prices & shipping are not so fucking outrageous. There are a couple of assholes sellers on Amazon charging $18 to ship a fucking $7 item, but for the most part Amazon ships stuff for very little, or free. So take your $7 shipping box and STUFF IT!!1!
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You tried to sue a person for downloading a movie that they were never going to watch UNLESS they got it for free! You bumped into the Intertubes which now have to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
Is this "evil student" charging, or making ad revenue, for views of said photos? Is the lighting on campus somehow owned by the school district and they forgot to charge for it? Just have some CS students wipe out the principal's iPhone, and he'll have something more important to do than not understand Fair Use media.
I'd say put them under a password and then not offer them to the yearbook crew. Everyone copyright your memory! Let's copyright old cigarette butts and empty bags of potato chips! IP is IP!
Seriously, beating the NSA does nothing. You need to give them a real punishment that means something to them and then not waver when they complain. It's the only way they'll learn good manners.
You have some reasonable skills. I'll second the guy who said to learn Python. Shell and Perl are awesome and get the job done, but Python is super nice to work with and has a ton of features and less-ugly syntax. Anyway, management is an option as described above, but if you're like me you like to build stuff and make the solutions happen. Freshen up your resume, copy the style of other "hipster" applicants, to a certain degree, you know what I mean. Then market yourself with multiple resumes in the fields you are sharp in; web app management, sys admin, Linux. I'll bet you know enough about securing a web app to become a web-centric security person, and those security jobs are going to get hot, if you don't mind the risk involved. Yeah you could be a software dev, a web admin, a manager of all that, Linux admin, you probably know enough about networking to be a senior net admin. Don't even fret about the no college or no certs. Both of those are nice to have, but better to have the real skills to do the real work.
Personally, I'm at the top of my field and can basically ignore job come-on and target big players directly. But don't be afraid to do some contracting. There are TONS of contracting companies out there, and most of them are desperate to get anybody to work for them. Just make sure the fit is right for you. Name your salary, NEVER low-ball yourself. You have the skills to pay the bills, as the kids say. I look way younger then I am, but I don't hide my wealth of old-school knowledge. I routinely outclass much younger applicants and take the job. Usually with one interview. Take your skills and become the star that you are.
BTW, you owe me $15 for this session. See you next week!;)
I look forward to hacking into your $8 Internet connection to make your stupid fridge fuck your toaster and have your stupid smartphone video it and post it to your stupid facebook account
IoT is for idiots who don't realize you don't need a fucking Internet connection for a fridge. What a fucking waste of technology. I hope your fridge gets a virus and you get diarrhea
Now put a embedded system into some dildos? THEN you have some modern IoT shit, bro
HAHA! Or just some pissed-off, underpaid employee with an axe to grind and a spare USB stick, but that is not as fearful news as "sophisticated cyber criminales"
Forget all that, it'll never make it in front of a judge/jury because the lobbyists will be paying off anyone who even THINKS of making a noise against their precious "too big to fail" health company who never hurt anybody ever and always brushes their teeth before bed and never says a discouraging word. How dare we want our privacy.:/
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Seriously, so very glad I bothered to read GoT and complete the main books rather than committing to the HBO series. Those silly fucktarts are going off in all sorts of directions with the story and none of that shit is going to correspond to any of the novels. Plus Emilia Clarke doesn't want to show her boobs anymore or do any of the sexy in-book story lines, so HBO can give away their service for free, I'll save my time for reading. When I want to watch a movie, I have all my favorites in my own online lib and cheap media players already. Why is there even an HBO to bother me? Because they fund the shows? I'll pay directly to the producers for a good show and cut out the middle-man content barons. HBO doesn't make shows, people do. And sometimes we don't like a show, but we have to pay for it anyway with the fucking TV package "deals" where I get 90% shit channels and 10%(or less typically) I bother to put in my custom guide. All online, direct access media channels that I get to pick and choose myself and ignorant asshole don't make decisions about the level of maturity and bad taste within said shows? I'm all in for that! It cannot happen to quickly. Fuck Dish and Concrap and HBO and NBC and Dice and CBS and that guy who hates video games and Emilia Clarke and Verizon you too fuckers and AT&T and Hulu and Netflix and the rest! I will beat all of your execs to bloody piles of pulp and bone fragments with my largest dictionary or other suitable hard-bound volume of written works!!1!
Apparently not. There was a recent article about some kind of medical pump with a network connection for "ease of use" but it was a huge security hole with direct root access to the device. And with the unknown quantity of the local hospital's IT staff, who the hell knows what kind of security nightmare is brewing in there?!
No, the medial community is blissfully unconcerned with real-world Internet and Intranet security when it comes to "new," "fancy," ultra-modern equipment that will jack up the fucking medical charges they can apply to unwitting(all) patients. HIPPA merely protects personal medical info, it does not protect life in case of a network-connected medical device error or breach. Possibly covered under the normal medical practices guidelines, but then how do these types of aforementioned devices get inside a hospital in the first place? Probably expensive kick-backs, freebies, or vacations for the hospital execs and administrators to "try this new device!" People usually end up dying before the facts and procedures are examined in detail and rectified.
Exactly!
Ever try and get AT&T or any other big carrier to listen to you while you explain in detail how their "bullet-proof service" is down and needs to be fixed? They have no fucking clue! How about if the PO has a problem and they think you're trying to get free data connections? No, nothing short of home-running a private, extendable to 24,000 miles, "bullet-proof", tamper-proof, Ethernet cable with an infinite:1 s/n ratio will be good enough for me. Thanks, but I'll go with the local surgeon for now. Let the early-adopters try this out.
You guys, Anthrax Live is pretty fucking awesome! Their shows can get loud, but they play all... oh, not the band. Never mind.
So, what you're saying is that if someone builds a drone with RF shields on their motors, with hyper-quiet rotors, GPS only autonomous nav, and perhaps an invisibility cloak system they too can evade the drone-police? Thank you, good sers!
Great Cloud Bubble you got there. When these site go under, BOOM, cheap rack hardware.
Seriously, I stand to make lots of money doing work for these places, so go on ahead and build out those clouds! I'll find new work when the hype is over. No prob.
Go deny science on some other web site, dufus
NDGT is awesome, if you could not "find" something to back up your ignorant stance we're not all that surprised. Studying the cosmos and doing some related science IS being an astrophysicist. Did he need to discover some comets or asteroids and get them named after him to reach the "high bar" in your own mind?
"freedoms that we used to have"? Oh, now I get it. You're still angry with the black man being president. What a fucking idiot you are, guy. Get reading some science books and DO something with your fucking life other than to bitch about a great nation that is filled with cool services that you probably do not take advantage of, or better yet claim "those other people are stealing your benefits!" Fucking grow the fuck up, take responsibility for the fucking mess that is your life and read some fucking books other than the bible for once in your miserable existence. You are not fit to smell NDGT's shit. You fucking ignorant asswipe.
Fucking science deniers are the cancer of our great nation and our world. Fucking backwards dipshits with zero info want to rework science to fit their fucked up views. What a sad bunch of assholes. Proper science is self-correcting and reproducible via peer studies. Fake science is easily discounted. But don't tell these asshats that. A corn-spiracy passes as fact with this lot. Fucking impossible to set them straight because they failed to learn the first time around.
Bullshit, guy. China is just got it together to get to the moon in 2013; fucking 40 YEARS later and without any live crew (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moon_landing#Chang.27e_3_.28China.29)!
And they did that with the many plans they stole to build their knock-off rocket tech. Get a clue before you spew, buddy.
You might want to look up this while you're getting new clues: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...
Now, tell us again why getting to the moon 40 years late is "racing ahead"? Idiot.
We already do, if you count stealing business and science data "collaborating." In most other accounts China is a hotbed for faked scientific information gathering. Every single "new science discovery" from China is just some fake data popped up by a corrupt government and their tightly controlled media.
I'll second that! I was thinking the same thing; why is GeV somehow bigger that TeV, or is it a typo, or something else? I'm going to read about this on wikipedia. I can usually catch a gist or two from there.
"At least, the Russian government is doing something about it."
No, no they're not. It's just being swept underneath a bigger rug. A rug also filled with many vermin who will enact the same corruption as before, but hide it more betterly. At least in the US our media outlets get to cover this kind of thing to keep them honest and transparent. In Russia, the media is in on the caper. 100% true facts, kid. Get a clue next time you chime into a topic. I'll bet on NASA over the Kosmonuts on EVERY occasion. BOOM!!1! That JUST HAPPENED! (only a simulation, had another Russian Space Junk Probe blown up we'd have funny pix on Instagrab already, dingus.)
Exactly, how is this any different than black boxes on airplanes? It isn't. Shave off the beard, take off that fucking ridiculous hat and just drive the fucking train, bus, plane, undersea-copter, or whatever the fuck you have to do because you failed to read the right books and now you have low job skills and you have a job where you drive other people around for a living! Good work, idiot. Seriously, airline pilots? Those guys have to have navigation and engineering skills, all those other jobs are just some guy who's going to get replaced by a robot.
Dear Robot Uber Driver,
Let's work on this!
-Another Guy who will write software for those fucking robots to replace dumb humans
be sure and put her on permanent hold and then we'll say I was being romantic and shit. Also, erase all my browser history and my login to FarmerMadison.com where I routinely cheat on my cow with someone else's cow. After that you can just erase yourself, Cortuna. I already have talky-G-searchy and if I get sick of her I have Siri, so donotwant you.
Also, please be sure and use a single password across all your systems for ease of use, good customer! Better yet, do not lock your devices at all! This shows you are not hiding anything from the "good corporations" that have taken over our government. A password implies that you are up to no good. This is a fact. #hashtag
Okay, here you go:
I routinely "break into" fellow admin's Windows systems when they leave without locking their screen! Fucking Windows!
I think he was saying that a tiny USB PacMan light is going to be so small as to not actually cost $7 to ship it. It should be about $3 or less. The prices are already marked up so fucking high I can see up Ms. PacMan's skirt, they can afford to let a couple of small items ship for free. THIS is why I just look for stuff on ThinkGeek, then buy it on Amazon where the prices & shipping are not so fucking outrageous. There are a couple of assholes sellers on Amazon charging $18 to ship a fucking $7 item, but for the most part Amazon ships stuff for very little, or free. So take your $7 shipping box and STUFF IT!!1!
It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal! You tried to sue a person for downloading a movie that they were never going to watch UNLESS they got it for free! You bumped into the Intertubes which now have to be washed and sterilized, so you get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!
Is this "evil student" charging, or making ad revenue, for views of said photos? Is the lighting on campus somehow owned by the school district and they forgot to charge for it? Just have some CS students wipe out the principal's iPhone, and he'll have something more important to do than not understand Fair Use media.
I'd say put them under a password and then not offer them to the yearbook crew. Everyone copyright your memory! Let's copyright old cigarette butts and empty bags of potato chips! IP is IP!
What happened to my net? It seems all stux!
Seriously, beating the NSA does nothing. You need to give them a real punishment that means something to them and then not waver when they complain. It's the only way they'll learn good manners.
You have some reasonable skills. I'll second the guy who said to learn Python. Shell and Perl are awesome and get the job done, but Python is super nice to work with and has a ton of features and less-ugly syntax. Anyway, management is an option as described above, but if you're like me you like to build stuff and make the solutions happen. Freshen up your resume, copy the style of other "hipster" applicants, to a certain degree, you know what I mean. Then market yourself with multiple resumes in the fields you are sharp in; web app management, sys admin, Linux. I'll bet you know enough about securing a web app to become a web-centric security person, and those security jobs are going to get hot, if you don't mind the risk involved. Yeah you could be a software dev, a web admin, a manager of all that, Linux admin, you probably know enough about networking to be a senior net admin. Don't even fret about the no college or no certs. Both of those are nice to have, but better to have the real skills to do the real work.
Personally, I'm at the top of my field and can basically ignore job come-on and target big players directly. But don't be afraid to do some contracting. There are TONS of contracting companies out there, and most of them are desperate to get anybody to work for them. Just make sure the fit is right for you. Name your salary, NEVER low-ball yourself. You have the skills to pay the bills, as the kids say. I look way younger then I am, but I don't hide my wealth of old-school knowledge. I routinely outclass much younger applicants and take the job. Usually with one interview. Take your skills and become the star that you are.
BTW, you owe me $15 for this session. See you next week! ;)
Glad I missed this earlier.
Yes, I have a question? Will I die if I put more than one fucking key on my keyring when I use one of your faulty, shitty vehicles? Yes, okay. Thanks!
Wait 'till he sees craigslist! Yikes!
I look forward to hacking into your $8 Internet connection to make your stupid fridge fuck your toaster and have your stupid smartphone video it and post it to your stupid facebook account
IoT is for idiots who don't realize you don't need a fucking Internet connection for a fridge. What a fucking waste of technology. I hope your fridge gets a virus and you get diarrhea
Now put a embedded system into some dildos? THEN you have some modern IoT shit, bro
HAHA! Or just some pissed-off, underpaid employee with an axe to grind and a spare USB stick, but that is not as fearful news as "sophisticated cyber criminales"
Forget all that, it'll never make it in front of a judge/jury because the lobbyists will be paying off anyone who even THINKS of making a noise against their precious "too big to fail" health company who never hurt anybody ever and always brushes their teeth before bed and never says a discouraging word. How dare we want our privacy. :/