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  1. You had me at Secret Backdoor on How 1990s Encryption Backdoors Put Today's Internet In Jeopardy · · Score: 1

    What's all this then? I heard it from a different guy that all modern computer security krazy-krypto-keys are divisible by 69, so just keep it under your hat, guy

  2. Re:"Kaspersky's relationship with the Kremlin" on Eugene Kaspersky: "Our Business Is Saving the World From Computer Villains" · · Score: 1

    Right. Also Women's Maternity Dresses are WMDs too. Right, Mr. Sees Conspiracy Everywhere? I'll not even straighten you out with the real story because your kind does not take to logic or verifiable info. Like the good gentleman said before; fuck off, moron. Go watch more faux noose and leave the technical chatter to people actually in the industry, fucknut. Your bullshit denial of global climate change and how we never landed on the moon, and that dinosaurs are made up cartoons are not welcome here, dicklick

  3. Re:Why not just... on Ask Slashdot: Best Way To Solve a Unique Networking Issue? · · Score: -1, Troll

    No problem there, use one of those mini USB-powered Ethernet to WiFi devices and then IP the WiFi side how you like, while leaving the static IP on the pump side. Then again, I'm not fucking getting paid to help this creep fix a problem with the fucking manufacturers embedded devices and their shit deploy methods, so screw off, bro. Come back when you have some fucking cash in hand from said pump maker. Fucking freeloaders!

  4. Only one and it's vi not emacs. sorry on Choosing the Right IDE · · Score: 0

    Seriously they answered the main question right there for you: "you might just need a good editor, and to master the command-line tools for the languages you use."

    Bingo!

    Also, Bazinga!

    Also, Benghazi!

    Also, Benfoldsfive!

    Also, Bengay!

  5. Re:So, it's a Monopoly Money printer then? on Bitcoin Arrives At NYSE, Startup Aims To Tackle Micropayments and Easy Mining · · Score: 1

    Crap, looks like I landed on Boardwalk :(
    *pays fee in bitcoinage*
    We don't accept that here :( :( *off to jail until I roll double sixes*

    Seriously, the lemming-masters of Wall Street want to help track a not-ready-for-primetime currency? This is great news for all the lemmings and great news for cliff-owners of all nations to rejoice!!1!

  6. Re:Let me know on Marvel's Female Superheroes Are Gradually Becoming More Super · · Score: 4, Funny

    NO! Just stop this, right this minute! No one ever solved a problem by making boobs smaller, unless that problem is a bad back caused by excessively large breasts.

  7. Re:Race to godhood on Marvel's Female Superheroes Are Gradually Becoming More Super · · Score: 1

    Yes, but with great power comes great responsibility. But you knew this already.

    Seriously, that's the best part of comix; their super powers are helpful, but do not always save the day. Sometimes the powers get in the way of having a normal life or doing things without getting a giant stone boner. This is the bane of the Incredible Thing Guy.

  8. Re:There's more. on Marvel's Female Superheroes Are Gradually Becoming More Super · · Score: 1

    Yes! Nice one, Centurion!

    Also, Susan Storm agrees with this thread. She's a Fantastic gal, I mean person with super powers of any gender

  9. Re:*sigh* on Marvel's Female Superheroes Are Gradually Becoming More Super · · Score: 2

    SHE HAS A NAME, and it's Lara Croft, you insensitive clod! And she IS my heroine, same thing

  10. Re:and it would only work with other apple product on Why Apple Ditched Its Plan To Build a Television · · Score: 1

    Skype is owned and run by Microsoft, that's what the replying gent was saying. All of those three "different" services are all run/owned by the same company. NOT to have high-intregration would be a major black eye

  11. This is why... on Why Apple Ditched Its Plan To Build a Television · · Score: 3, Informative

    Macintosh TV: Introduced Oct1993, died Feb 1994. We hardly knew ye... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...

    HA HA! Seriously, we have make your own sandwich day at work, so FU!

  12. Re:The same skills everyone else needs, IMO .... on Ask Slashdot: What Tech Skills Do HS Students Need To Know Now? · · Score: 1

    Good points, lads!

    I will add that if these kids can get it together to do a quality search and some other more advanced skills put them onto building out a Linux server and making a web crawler and REALLY learn what online search is and how it works! Raise the bar!

  13. Re:Typing on Ask Slashdot: What Tech Skills Do HS Students Need To Know Now? · · Score: 1

    Very nicely put!

    I would add that we now have the ability to just talk to the mic and have some parsing software write the words and punctuation for us, but that won't work in our lame open office space at work, nor do I want to wear out (or hear) my voice while I'm trying to think of things to type. Really, what's the one physical thing in a smart phone that cannot be bargained out; the on-screen keyboard. Mice? No need, keyboard? Hell yes!!1!

  14. Re:None. on Ask Slashdot: What Tech Skills Do HS Students Need To Know Now? · · Score: 2

    Luxury, sheer luxury! When I went to school we had to use shitty TRS-80s with fucking micro tape drives that were not much better than a cassette tape drive. You had to get kicked out of that school to get to the public school that at least had Apple IIs and a nice PDP11 to get anything done!

    Next guy: Oh YEA?! We had to program our own logins in COBOL on a CDC6600 and we LIKED it like that!

    Older guy: Fucking kids, I had to carry my own boxes of CRTubes uphill 5 miles to get time on my EDSAC2 to write code in machine binary to make the heat and lights work in the lab!

    Oldest guy: Fuck you! *drops abacus* and walks off stage...

  15. Re:Stupid question: how do you use it? on Yubikey Neo Teardown and Durability Review · · Score: 1

    Yes, he should definitely plug that sucker right into port 22 on the back of the Windows box in the lab and tell Dave afterwards and be sure and stop by the break room 'cus we have cake for birthdays today!

  16. Re:Pretty durable in my real-world use. on Yubikey Neo Teardown and Durability Review · · Score: 1

    Sound advice, but why not just put a cap on the usb port to cover the sheer "undestructibleness" of the key of crap?

    I'm sure this key-chain security dongle (heavy on the DONG) is as secure as it is indestructible. Like the RSA token is super secure, except from every three-letter asswipe with a badge, a gun, and a laptop running G-nessus

  17. Let my peoples goes! on Chris Roberts Is the Least Important Part of the Airplane Hacking Story · · Score: 0

    I demand the immediate release of the good security guy Dread Pirate Chris Roberts!

  18. Re:Sudafed on Genetically Engineered Yeast Makes It Possible To Brew Morphine · · Score: 5, Funny

    We KNOW what your up too, Pablo Escapebar! The cops are on their way to your drug lab to confiscate your chems, inhalers, and any other paraphernalia like shaving razor replacement packs and Q-tips. The jig is UP!

  19. Re:How long on GE Is 3D Printing a Working Jet Engine · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wake up, idiot! The fucking thing "is made from all 3D metal printed parts"

  20. Re:I can see this running afoul of.... on California Senate Approves School Vaccine Bill · · Score: 1

    Wrong, they can practice all they want; AT HOME. No shots? Then keep your fucking kids away from the public and at home! Dopes

  21. Translation on United Airlines Invites Hackers To Find Security Vulnerabilities · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Translation: We can't afford (read: won't pay) for real security personnel, so we'll let strangers do it on a dare and not even to any interesting assets like a fucking plane! No, just hack our shitty web site and we'll offer you some "free miles" that will be highly restricted and next to worthless, but don't fear, wherever you end up going will be a horrible journey filled with ignorant TSA agents frisking your panties and smelling your shoes and then if your fucking pilot decides NOT to crash the plane into a building or a mountain you might end up killing yourself at your destination rather than face the social rape that is modern air travel.

  22. Also in the news... on Drone Flying Near White House Causes Lockdown · · Score: 2, Funny

    A 6 year old girl was taken down by 8 FBI agents when she tried to fly a Hello Kitty Kite within 600 miles of a white house

  23. Millenium Films are what you watch while on a long journey in the Millennium Falcon

    My favorite part is the time the guy wrote:
    "working to protect content creators and consumers from the negative effects of piracy"

    Consumers? What fucking negative effect are they talking about because the prices sure have not been improved. Oh yeah, they *might* get a reduction if all the pirates of the world are caught and locked up in movie jail. That's the ticket!

  24. Re:Email has to work that's it on Does Using an AOL Email Address Suggest You're a Tech Dinosaur? · · Score: 1

    Hey, we were having a nice heated discussion about the merits or demerits of using AOL or Gmail for your free email services, then you have to come in with your sensibilities and making a good point, and, well, now everything is ruined!!1!

  25. Re:What does it say about you? on Does Using an AOL Email Address Suggest You're a Tech Dinosaur? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    HA! You dope. I just crafted an AOL address THIS YEAR so I could bypass the other email hosting entities idea that my cellphone number is needed to verify that I'm a human, just so I could create a fake Facebook account so I can play games with my daughter without having to stoop so low as to have a real Facebook account. Mailinator was not an option, this worked out great and now I have an old-school aol.com address. I fucking make websites, I don't consume them. AOL is great if you don't want some free email site hounding you for necessary bullshit info, like your fucking cell phone number.