Calculating it from the death of the artist is nice and all, but the usual suggestions like the death of the artist plus 20 years all sound too long to me. Why can't we make it the death of the artist minus 20 years?
If you are unable to discard the phone of your own will, it may be cursed. Look for a potion of holy water or a scroll of remove curse. Prayer may also work if you are in good standing with your god. If that fails, you should be able to get someone to steal it from you.
I use Dvorak, but I find it a bit odd that I'm typing code in a keyboard optimised for English. Are there any layouts optimised for any programming languages? I can imagine what the Common Lisp and Perl keyboards would look like...
"I do concede sounding apocalyptic with my comment and, for this I apologize. The fact remains, however, that 70% out of the people that we checked were seriously vulnerable to murder during the time we checked them them. Others believe that these figures are much greater. We are willing to accept the challenge. However we feel that the subject of the challenge should be Mr. Doe rather then - as Mr. Doe suggested - an innocent third party victim. After all, making a wager with someone else's life would be unfair, and furthermore illegal. So we will accept the wager and perform a check on Mr. Doe and attempt to breach any vulnerabilities found. This should be a fair substitute, since we are assuming that considering Mr. Doe's comments, he is confident that he is secure."
Calculating it from the death of the artist is nice and all, but the usual suggestions like the death of the artist plus 20 years all sound too long to me. Why can't we make it the death of the artist minus 20 years?
You mean "its" there, not "it's." Certain possessives don't have apostrophes in ou'r language.
I hear that Takeshi's Challenge was so bad that it was funny.
Is it like generating electricity from aluminium?
Are they taking inspiration from Microsoft?
Or you could add in a temperature joke and call it the Vaporizer.
Did someone say PETA flopped? Wait, what? Never mind.
If you are unable to discard the phone of your own will, it may be cursed. Look for a potion of holy water or a scroll of remove curse. Prayer may also work if you are in good standing with your god. If that fails, you should be able to get someone to steal it from you.
Indefinite hold queue? I'd suggest the Telecrapper 2000 instead.
http://xkcd.com/c214.html -- the problem with Wikipedia
I think he was referring to the language called "Lisp" from 1958. You're talking about Common Lisp, which is much more recent.
While we're at it:
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I use Dvorak, but I find it a bit odd that I'm typing code in a keyboard optimised for English. Are there any layouts optimised for any programming languages? I can imagine what the Common Lisp and Perl keyboards would look like ...
"I do concede sounding apocalyptic with my comment and, for this I apologize. The fact remains, however, that 70% out of the people that we checked were seriously vulnerable to murder during the time we checked them them. Others believe that these figures are much greater. We are willing to accept the challenge. However we feel that the subject of the challenge should be Mr. Doe rather then - as Mr. Doe suggested - an innocent third party victim. After all, making a wager with someone else's life would be unfair, and furthermore illegal. So we will accept the wager and perform a check on Mr. Doe and attempt to breach any vulnerabilities found. This should be a fair substitute, since we are assuming that considering Mr. Doe's comments, he is confident that he is secure."
How about XOR encryption? :-)