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When Does Technolust Become An Addiction?

An anonymous reader writes "According to a CNet article, an incredible one in three people aged 16 to 24 in the UK would not give up their mobile phone for a million pounds. 'The phone-centric survey, called Mobile Life, was carried out across the UK and questioned 1,256 people aged 16 to 64 on a variety of topics ... So young people really like having a mobile phone and we all love buying gadgets. But before you dismiss this research as stating the bleeding obvious, think about this -- if someone had told you even ten years ago that people would be taking out second mortgages to buy flat screen TVs, would you have believed it?' Is this just the result of deliberately skewed marketing dressed up as research, or is this another indication of western culture's obsession with communication and technology? How much is too much tech?"

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  1. When? by mushupork · · Score: 5, Funny

    We'll find out June 29.

    Say it with me: it's only a phone...it's only a phone...

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    1. Re:When? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not only just a phone, at least 3 other operating systems and 20 other manufacturers have delivered EXACTLY the same functionality in their high end phones over the last 5 years. I would not want to go without mine, even on vacation, but then again I actually USE mine on vacation (as I've got a bluetooth GPS module and iNavigator installed on my Windows Mobile Smart Phone- it's amazing what that database calls a "Point of Interest" under Entertainment). Some of my best stops and side trips have come from that.

      To answer the question in TFA (which is just a repeat of the Register's finding that teenagers would rather give up SEX than their phone for a month) is when you are with another human being and fail to put the phone on vibrate/let everything go to voice mail. Voice Mail, SMS, and E-mail are SUPPOSED to be asynchronous forms of communication- that means you can put the phone down and drive, or actually talk to other people once in a while. USE the technology, don't let the technology ABUSE you.

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    2. Re:When? by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'll agree that having GPS is nice on vacation, especially to be able to map your hiking routes before hand, and see where you actually went afterwards. But the cell phone, not so much. I do carry it on vacation, especially when out hiking or camping. It's rather amazing how many out of the way places get good signal. And in an emergency, that phone could be a life saver. Still, I don't exactly cry (or notice even) when I'm in a place without signal. I just turn it off, and throw is somewhere (lakes are especially tempting).
      And the rest of the gadgets? Leave 'em at home. Now, part of this is that most of my vacations involve camping (drive up camping, I'm too fat and lazy to backpack anymore, and the only one of the people I go with who would consider doing it); and the last thing I need, when I am trying to get away from civilization, is some idiot blaring a reminder of that crap a few hundred feet away. The forest/desert have very nice and interesting sounds if you just stop and listen to them. And anyone bringing a laptop/TV/DVD player deserves a beating with a stick. I enjoy sitting around a camp fire watching the flames and hearing the sounds of the sap popping and good conversation with friends, music detracts from that.

      Lastly: teenagers would rather give up SEX than their phone for a month
      Either they aren't getting it anyway, so it's not a loss for them; or they only asked prudes. If my choice in High School had been talking on the phone or sex, I'd have been pants-less before they finished asking the question.

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    3. Re:When? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I'll agree that having GPS is nice on vacation, especially to be able to map your hiking routes before hand, and see where you actually went afterwards. But the cell phone, not so much. I do carry it on vacation, especially when out hiking or camping. It's rather amazing how many out of the way places get good signal. And in an emergency, that phone could be a life saver. Still, I don't exactly cry (or notice even) when I'm in a place without signal. I just turn it off, and throw is somewhere (lakes are especially tempting).

      Heck, most of the time when I'm on vacation I switch off the phone part to save battery. The more radios you turn off on a Windows Mobile device, the more battery you have.

      And the rest of the gadgets? Leave 'em at home. Now, part of this is that most of my vacations involve camping (drive up camping, I'm too fat and lazy to backpack anymore, and the only one of the people I go with who would consider doing it); and the last thing I need, when I am trying to get away from civilization, is some idiot blaring a reminder of that crap a few hundred feet away. The forest/desert have very nice and interesting sounds if you just stop and listen to them. And anyone bringing a laptop/TV/DVD player deserves a beating with a stick. I enjoy sitting around a camp fire watching the flames and hearing the sounds of the sap popping and good conversation with friends, music detracts from that.

      With a Windows Mobile Phone, I have no need for any other gadgets. Got the laptop/Windows Media Video/MP3/MP4 player built in. But I still agree with you- turn the damn thing off, save your batteries, listen to nature.

      Either they aren't getting it anyway, so it's not a loss for them; or they only asked prudes. If my choice in High School had been talking on the phone or sex, I'd have been pants-less before they finished asking the question.

      Either that or they were female, and realize that you can get the best part of sex out of a phone (at least for women).

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    4. Re:When? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Either someone's got to write a decent Greasemonkey script, or I'm keeping away from Digg/Slashdot for 2 weeks after the 29th.

      You know that the TV stations are going to show people queueing outside, then rushing in so they can buy A PHONE with the same enthusiasm as mythical Greeks getting cookery lessons from prometheus.

    5. Re:When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh man, if only I could have sex as often as I use my mobile phone! Giving up sex for a month would barely make a difference.

    6. Re:When? by Trogre · · Score: 1

      You're kidding. I assume when you say "for women", you mean "for perverted masturbators who've never made love properly", right?

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    7. Re:When? by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      "don't let the technology ABUSE you."
      In Soviet Russia, you ABUSE technology, and technology USE you!!

      To put it another way, for a million pounds I'd take my phone (and I actually have a phone I don't wanna smash, a nice Moto L6) and boil it in fetid elephant dung, run it through a meat grinder, and feed it to a goat.

      To get rid of my pager using aforementioned method? I'd pay a million pounds!

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    8. Re:When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A rather ugly one, too, with no decent keyboard, no Java capability, no open SDK, and so no applications worth mentioning (sorry, but a Youtube viewer is Teh Suck).

    9. Re:When? by montyzooooma · · Score: 1

      If you look up you'll see his point passing overhead.

    10. Re:When? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      For over a million dollars I'd not only give up my cell phone but I'd also learn Morse code.

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    11. Re:When? by TechnoLust · · Score: 3, Funny

      I become and addiction as soon as girls see me. I'm not into guys though, so I'm not sure what you have planned June 29th.

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    12. Re:When? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      No, I meant a reference to the old joke about the best part of sex for a woman is lying together talking afterwards. Since you can talk on a mobile phone.....

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    13. Re:When? by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      To put it another way, for a million pounds I'd take my phone (and I actually have a phone I don't wanna smash, a nice Moto L6) and boil it in fetid elephant dung, run it through a meat grinder, and feed it to a goat.

      I'd do the same for about $500- the cost of replacing the phone.

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    14. Re:When? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a slave to technology, somedays, I'll be using my laptop while talking on the cell phone, playing my Nintendo ds, and playing my 360 on xboxlive, it's completely normal to me.

  2. hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    maybe they value communication with their friends and family more than money...

    1. Re:hmmm by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 1

      I value communication with my friends and family more than money - and my capped mobile plan with dirt cheap calls to certain numbers means that I can afford to stay in touch with them no matter where in the country (nay, world) I end up this week. I had dirt cheap video calling to my son but his mum decided to change her phone to a crazy phone company that doesn't support any standards so now I don't have that anymore :(

      Still, for a couple of cents a minute and a capped cost on the phone I think I'm doing remarkably well; better than using a fixed line phone and I don't have to wait until I get home to call.

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    2. Re:hmmm by yali · · Score: 3, Insightful

      maybe they value communication with their friends and family more than money...

      I initially expected just to agree with "this is deliberately skewed marketing dressed up as research," but that's actually an interesting point when you think about it. The survey asked people aged 16-24 "whether or not they would sacrifice being able to own or use a mobile phone ever again" according to TFA. If you are 16-24, then probably all of your friends communicate with each other by cell phone. By not having a phone, you'd miss out on a lot of social life. People are going to the movies? Oops, couldn't reach you, maybe next time. Meet a cute girl or boy? Give 'em your landline and hope they call when you're at home (and your parents don't answer and embarrass you, or your stoner roommate doesn't answer and forget to take a message). Hey, guys, what's everybody laughing about? What are you texting each other about? Etc.

      Maybe the bigger surprise is that supposedly materialistic youngsters actually recognized the value of friendship over money.

    3. Re:hmmm by gutnor · · Score: 1

      1 million pound is an average lifetime salary ...

      If cellphone is so important, just stick with a friend that has a mobile phone. He will tell you everything you need to know. You have time after all, you don't need to work.
      Also you are not banned from internet or other modern method of communication: just invest in a laptop and keep in range of a free wifi hotspot and use IM.

    4. Re:hmmm by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Well, with a million pounds properly invested and a move to a safe but inexpensive country/area, you will have 16 hours per day to go visit your friends and spend time with your cute girl/boy - for the rest of your life. I think the respondents failed to consider other lifestyle changes that they would be able to make with the money. And of course, in my area a million bucks buys you a nice townhouse, so the offer is not very compelling if you can not move.

    5. Re:hmmm by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe they realised it was an idiotic question, that no one would give them a penny to give up their phone, let alone a million pounds, so they gave whatever answer seemed more amusing.

    6. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I have their friends and family? Then maybe I'll finally get a phone.

    7. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd give my phone away for a million pounds. I would, however, take the SIM card out first. To me that's the most important part of the phone, the little piece of the puzzle that holds your number and your contacts and renders an otherwise useless piece of circuit board and LCD screen useful. It'd be a hassle to replace my number and chase up my contacts (doable, but a hassle), and I'd rather keep in touch with my friends than bank a million pounds... even though that does translate to $2.3million AUD.... yes, I'll still keep my friends thanks.

      Oh wait, I'm over 24. Disregard this please!

    8. Re:hmmm by munpfazy · · Score: 1

      Maybe the bigger surprise is that supposedly materialistic youngsters actually recognized the value of friendship over money.

      Wow, man. You just blew my mind. I instantly jumped to the "we're a society of consumer lunatics" interpretation and hadn't for a moment considered the alternative.

      That's a fascinating way of reading this study. Although, I must admit, the third possibility - that respondents didn't take the survey question seriously - is also pretty compelling.

      While giving up a cell phone for a million pounds seems like a very good deal to me, it's also true that my social life is only very tangentially tied to a cell phone. It isn't easy to view this from the perspective of someone with intensely phone dependent relationships. I can't even think of an obvious stand-in substitution, since my social interactions are mediated by a pretty diverse set of communications channels.

      I'm tempted to ask what other gadgets people in this group would place into the same category - but at some level, that may not tell us much. It's natural to confuse a gadget with the function it serves and give it more importance than it might deserve in a more literal interpretation of the question.

      Would I give up my stereo, mp3 player, broadcast radio receiver, cd player, or record player for a million pounds? Sure. Absolutely. Where do I sign?

      Would I give up the ability to hear recorded music? No way. Sure, I recognize that you can buy a lot of piano lessons and attend a lot of concerts for a million pounds. But, recorded music is still important to me. And, given that I love my job and am not hungry, losing it would do more harm to my quality of life than just about any cash payment could undo.

      For just about any technology, one can make the same substitution.

      Would I give up television? Hell yeah! In fact, I did that for free. (Or rather for the cost of a cheap television set which I never bought to replace the one lost to a breakup.) Would I give up the ability to "hear stories?" No way. For someone who can't imagine getting their stories any way except through television, perhaps it's the same deal.

      Would I give up movies? Harder question, but for a decent pile of cash, the answer is yes. But, once again, that's only because I have other ways of hearing stories. Would I give up television and movies and books and spoken word audio and stage performances and street theater and every other form of story telling? No way.

      More generally, it's interesting to consider what one *would* give up for a million pounds, or, scaling for cost of living, whatever you consider roughly a reasonable lifetime income. There aren't too many very specific devices that I wouldn't trade for cash; however, there are actually rather a lot of more general categories that I'd hold onto at all costs. In fact, just about everything that I use now is - if reduced to its most basic functional category - worth keeping for even orders of magnitude more money than a lifetime income.

      But, as someone who would continue working just as hard at the same job no matter how much money he had and who has no pressing material needs, I'm probably approaching the question from a rather special and privileged position. (Perhaps the same one that the teenagers in this survey share - even working class kids in the UK rarely go hungry, and they'd have to go to school even if they won a lot of cash.)

      If I were hungry, or had no medical insurance, or expected to work at an unpleasant job for the rest of my life, or planned to have kids under any of those circumstances, the cash would mean a whole lot more.

      Or, to put it another way, if you offered me something more compelling than money in my present circumstances, I could probably be talked into giving up almost anything.

      Trade the ability to hear recorded music for a guarantee that I'd double my healthy lifespan? Absolutely. I'll toss in a couple limbs and stereo vision as a

    9. Re:hmmm by fiftysixquarters · · Score: 1

      In economics you learn that questions phrased like "How much money would you accept to do without ..." tend to be wildly inaccurate. If you ask questions phrased like "How much would you pay for the benefit of ..." you will get a response much closer to the actual value the person places on the good or service.

    10. Re:hmmm by Stiletto · · Score: 1


      Because it's impossible to communicate with your friends and family without a mobile phone, right? So, before the early 1990s, we've all been living in communication-less isolation bubbles?

      I generally don't trust surveys, but I believe this one.

      Ask anyone (especially an American) whether they'd give up TV for the rest of their lives for $1,000,000. I doubt you'd find many "yes" answers, and TV doesn't even hold any social or "communicate with family" value whatsoever.

      It's consumption addiction.

    11. Re:hmmm by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Ask anyone (especially an American) whether they'd give up TV for the rest of their lives for $1,000,000. I doubt you'd find many "yes" answers

      I watch TV at least 20 hours a week. I'd take the million in a moment.

      Lots of ways to fill my time. Books. Cinema. Theatre. Music. Sport. Travel. Sex. Restaurants. Alcohol. Drugs. Education....

      Anyway, The Sopranos is finished, 24 has jumped the shark. About the only thing I'd really miss is Doctor Who, but I got through the last 18 year hiatus. So, yes, sign me up.

    12. Re:hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about they use some other form of mobile communication, and pay their friends £1000 each to get one? Oh, but then they'd never be able to get embarrassed and scramble for their phone whilst blushing whenever their Crazy Frog ringtone that they payed £5 for starts playing...

    13. Re:hmmm by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      No, it means they didn't take the question seriously/literally. Obviously no one's going to give them a million quid, so they're free to agree to "No, never in a million years, I'd rather drink arsenic, and you'll have to pry it from my cold dead fingers with a jackhammer," and other metaphorical exaggerations to indicate emphatically that "Having a mobile phone is very important to me." If they simply valued communication with their friends, they'd take the million pounds and use it to buy some other means of keeping in touch with them. It's not as if mobile phones are the only means of communicating with your friends, kiddies.

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  3. I'll take it. by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've never had a cell phone, and never will. Where's my million pounds?

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    1. Re:I'll take it. by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Not "cell phone" but "mobile phone", and we'll need to define the term since the question involves the future. In 20 years, there could easily be a gadget with power unmatched by today's desktops, connecting you to the internet wherever you go, instantly translating any foreign language you hear, etc etc. Anyone who doesn't have one will be the equivalent of today's Amish. With a million pounds maybe, but still....

  4. second mortgage? by User+956 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    if someone had told you even ten years ago that people would be taking out second mortgages to buy flat screen TVs, would you have believed it?

    That sounds like a really bad deal (for the closing costs alone). Why wouldn't you just take out a personal line of credit from the bank?

    (Obviously, the best solution is: don't buy it if you can't pay for it that month, but we're talking about the lesser of evils)

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    1. Re:second mortgage? by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Some banks offer very easy terms (even zero charge) to "top up" a current mortgage. Depending on your bank, this is typically far cheaper than a regular loan.

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    2. Re:second mortgage? by fm6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Does the term "figure of speech" mean anything to you? Obviously not.

    3. Re:second mortgage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Does the term "figure of speech" mean anything to you?

      Yeah but it never really made sense. I mean it isn't actually a 'figure', is it?
    4. Re:second mortgage? by porcupine8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it was meant as a figure of speech or exagerration, it was a terrible context to use one in. The entire point of the article is "Wow, people are going to extreme lengths for their gadgets, lengths no one would have believed a few years ago!" Proceeding to give an example that is unbelievable seems like the thing to do - but it's only effective if it's also true. Otherwise, you're not demonstrating that people are doing unbelievable things, you're demonstrating that unbelievable things are still not to be believed.

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    5. Re:second mortgage? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is, is that it's not a figure of speech. Morons who can barely afford their house and cars as it stands, really do refinance their house for big screen TVs, trips to Disneyland, etc.

      Not to worry, most of those people are on variable rate loans and in the next 1-5 years they'll all be completely screwed as their interest rate climbs and they won't be able to get a new loan because their credit score is well South of 650. What was the cut off point for the no longer existing sub-prime loans.

    6. Re:second mortgage? by nuggz · · Score: 1

      Flat screen TV's are cheap.
      I've never considered a TV I couldn't afford cash anyway.

      Guess that's why I don't complain about my credit card bill.

    7. Re:second mortgage? by porcupine8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Morons who can barely afford their house and cars as it stands, really do refinance their house for ... trips to Disneyland

      Tsk tsk tsk. My family financed our trip to Disneyland (well, Disney World) the old fashioned way: We sold off our beanie babies.

      (Seriously. We hit it right at the peak, sold some for $200 apiece and many for $50. What was that about people spending far too much money on frivolous things?)

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    8. Re:second mortgage? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      because you can write off the interest on a second mortgage?

      However, getting any loan for a TV is stupid beyond belief, usually.
      Sadly, it is very true that some people do that. Hey, got to watch those millionaires toss a ball around on my flat screen, otherwise my team might lose!

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    9. Re:second mortgage? by tool462 · · Score: 1

      When I bought my condo on California a couple years ago, I did an 80/10/10. That 10% HELOC loan worked like a credit card. I had a Visa tied to that account, so in theory, if I was dumb, I could charge anything I wanted to my house.

    10. Re:second mortgage? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      if someone had told you even ten years ago that people would be taking out second mortgages to buy flat screen TVs, would you have believed it?

      That sounds like a really bad deal (for the closing costs alone).

      Actually, I think it sounds more like a nation of naive people who don't understand that (a) credit is just another word for debt, (b) house prices are not guaranteed to continue rising at double-figure increments per year, and indeed may fall sharply if the bubble gets too big, and (c) the combination may lead people to have a lot, lot less money than they thought, with relatively little warning.

      But hey, that's good news for those of us who save up, don't buy houses at stupidly inflated prices, and only spend what we can actually afford. High interest rates now followed by a house price crash later in the year would suit me nicely. :-)

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    11. Re:second mortgage? by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And in fact plasma TVs were first sold to the consumer public in 1997 - TEN YEARS AGO. At that point, maybe I would believe someone would take out a mortgage to buy one, since it cost about $30k (or not that they WOULD, just that the would HAVE TO to afford it). Today you can get a decent 42" plasma for 1/20th of that price. So, nope, I just don't see it.

      In any case, what I really don't see is how this is any different from people buying luxury cars they can't really afford, and living hand to mouth to pay them off. I know several people who have done that over the years...

    12. Re:second mortgage? by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Wow, they just make it real easy to shoot yourself in the foot, huh? I guess banks are like Unix then. One that gives you a loaded shotgun and tells you to shoot yourself in the foot.

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    13. Re:second mortgage? by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      ...but so long as you're adding it to your mortgage, you're paying it off over the life of the mortgage. For buying consumer goods, this is a really dumb idea as your $2000 plasma TV will cost you several times that in interest charges - and it's not like it's going to be worth anything in 15 years either.
      You extend a mortgage either because you have to, or you're going to spend it on something that *will* retain value, such as extending or renovating the house the mortgage is taken out on.

    14. Re:second mortgage? by empaler · · Score: 1

      Generally, buying anything non-essential on a loan is completely bonkers.
      Besides, if they do it over their mortgage, it means that it's free now!!!!11!!

    15. Re:second mortgage? by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      a) Credit is only debt if you do not pay the bill.

      b) Home prices have shown steady growth in most regions. The only places that will be susceptible to the 'bubble' are CA, Phoenix, etc. I still doubt that there will be a pop though. Something like a cooling off is more likely.

      c) Why would you WANT a housing crash and high interest rates? It's like wishing for your neighbors house to go up in flames and expect that yours will be untouched.

    16. Re:second mortgage? by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For context, I'm in the UK.

      a) Credit is only debt if you do not pay the bill.

      Credit is debt until you pay the bill. If you buy a nice TV using a loan or mortgage, you are in debt until you have repaid that money.

      b) Home prices have shown steady growth in most regions. The only places that will be susceptible to the 'bubble' are CA, Phoenix, etc. I still doubt that there will be a pop though. Something like a cooling off is more likely.

      Home prices have shown absurd growth here in the UK in recent years. We have had a situation where people who would have been average first-time buyers a few years ago simply can't afford to buy a home now. Something like 1 in every 3 first homes is now bought using heavy financial support from a previous generation, itself funded by housing market debt. Repayments on mortgages represent a much more significant proportion of total household expenditure than they used to. Because many people took out mortgages at absurdly high multipliers of their income a couple of years ago, when interest rates were relatively low, they are now in financial difficulties as their fixed rates run out and they discover that the base rate have soared since then. The market is being sustained to some extent by various factors that weren't around at the time of the last big crash a few years ago, but these will not support it forever, and even if they would, there is increasing political will to go after people like buy-to-let investors who are distorting the market. While none of this makes a crash inevitable, it certainly isn't impossible, which (coming back to the matter at hand) makes using home-secured loans to buy things other than the home itself rather a dangerous proposition for many people. Clearly that hasn't stopped them, perhaps because of the "it won't happen to me" mindset.

      c) Why would you WANT a housing crash and high interest rates? It's like wishing for your neighbors house to go up in flames and expect that yours will be untouched.

      High house prices don't really help anyone other than the industry (mortgage lenders, estate agents, etc.), the tax man, those playing around with multiple homes, and perhaps those "trading down" to smaller homes later in life. For the average household, who just want to buy a place to live, and who trade up a lot more often than down as their families grow, higher prices just mean paying out more money every time they move.

      And for what it's worth, my home would be untouched by a crash. Like many others of my generation, I have chosen not to buy a home at an inflated price because I don't want to pay a stupidly large deposit and then inflated mortgage payments for many years to come. So, like all those others, I choose (or am forced to) rent, until the market doesn't look like a liability.

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    17. Re:second mortgage? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      God, I can't believe the crap that gets modded up as "insightful". Though to be fair, one moderator labeled your post "funny", which it sort of is, but probably not intentionally.

      Do a little math. A plasma TV costs at most $5K. No sane banker would touch a second mortgage for such a piddling amount.

    18. Re:second mortgage? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      Please show me where I said that this factoid must be true. What I said was, either it is true or the person who wrote it is not very good at using "figures of speech" effectively, because this would be a stupid time to use such an exagerration.

      Besides, why couldn't you take out a second mortgage for $20K and use part of it for a crazy TV, part for a crazy stereo/surround sound system, and then part of it for remodeling?

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  5. I'd give up my cell phone for a million pounds, if by MaXimillion · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...I had one in the first place. But what do I need one for, when I have my PC to use for communication? :p

  6. What good is having a million pounds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you didn't have anyone to call from the super/market and tell what you were buying at that moment with it?

  7. As I read this article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I read this article on my new loaded Macbook Pro which I bought because it was sooooo purty...

  8. Hardly surprising by ebcdic · · Score: 4, Funny

    If some marketing person asks me what the capital of France is, I say something like "Moscow". If they ask me who the prime minister is, I say "Michael Jackson". If someone is stupid enough to ask if I'd give up my phone for a million pounds, what do you think I'm going to say? These surveys are worthless, and we all have a duty to make them more so.

    1. Re:Hardly surprising by thegrassyknowl · · Score: 2, Funny

      If some marketing person asks me ...

      I generally answer with I'M ON THE DO NOT CALL LIST, SO FUCK OFF (note the emphasis) and slam down the phone. That seems to answer their questions quite effectively.

      --
      I drink to make other people interesting!
    2. Re:Hardly surprising by gutnor · · Score: 1
      Why do you even bother answering marketing person ?

      These surveys are worthless, and we all have a duty to make them more so. OK that's vengeance ! Did survey people stole your toys when you were a kid ?
    3. Re:Hardly surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I try to order a pizza

    4. Re:Hardly surprising by obeythefist · · Score: 3, Interesting

      These surveys are worthless, and we all have a duty to make them more so.

      Disclaimer: I used to work in market research as an analyst, so I know what I am talking about.

      The surveys cost a lot of money to generate. So they have a value from that perspective.
      The surveys are paid for by major corporations and governments and health organisations.
      Governments determine policies, and corporations design products and price points based on the data within the surveys. They are referred to constantly within parliament if government owned, and taken as gospel. Health surveys are used to allocate funding and tackle major medical issues affecting the population.

      Based on those facts, I cannot support your theory that the surveys are worthless.

      Now, as for the reliability of the data, that is another question entirely. Sample sizes are often small enough that you'll see "bad" figures like the million-dollars-for-a-phone factoid this article is about. So what does that mean? That the survey, even if bad, is worthless? No. Quite the opposite. Even if the data is bad, we can see the data is being used to generate articles and who knows what else within the corporations churning over the data.

      I'd say this is a pretty clear example as to why it's important to be honest in a survey, and why participating in a survey gives you (a very small) influence over government and corporation. Would you be so quick to dismiss this?

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      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    5. Re:Hardly surprising by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The surveys are paid for by major corporations and governments and health organisations. Governments determine policies, and corporations design products and price points based on the data within the surveys.

      However, this survey was designed to get "Carphone Warehouse" mentioned for free in articles like the one linked. What actions or policies, pray tell, could a government, or company, take based on the results of this "survey"? It's just a stunt designed to get publicity, nothing more.

    6. Re:Hardly surprising by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      This certainly looks like more of a stunt than genuine research.

      Proper market research works along very similar rules to more scientific research, results are tabulated and so on.

      But much like psychology, your data comes from humans, which are notoriously difficult to pin down. At least psychologists get their subjects in controlled environment. Market research observations are not so tight, but even still you wouldn't expect such spurious results.

      However! It's already got a lot of slashdotters reading it. Don't underestimate just how low the lowest common denominator is. How many people will really believe this? Will it change their buying habits? If Carphone Warehouse uses this data seriously as a marketing campaign of some kind, the data should come under scrutiny. Whether the data is *valid* or not, it is definitely having an impact.

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    7. Re:Hardly surprising by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      If they ask me who the prime minister is, I say "Michael Jackson".

      Finally, a prime minister I can respect!

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      Blank until /. makes another boneheaded UI decision.
    8. Re:Hardly surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The researchers should be able to interpret the data to get what they want though. If the survey is conceived and studied properly it doesn't matter what respondents say, does it? Because that's all the researchers want: people's responses. What does it matter if the respondent is "lying?" It's a survey, not an application. If they go around getting household information and you say you have 10 times the amount of children you actually have, for example, shouldn't the researchers be able to figure out that 2 out of 25 people are doing this? Or whatever?

    9. Re:Hardly surprising by plover · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Yes, the surveys have value -- to the survey-taking firms. That's their bread and butter, and it's vitally important for a survey firm to maintain the fiction of their value to their customers, otherwise they'll quickly go out of business.

      However, surveys are far from scientific studies, and should never be accorded the same respect.

      First, there is no trusting the actual source of the data. Humans lie for amusement. Humans lie for profit. Humans lie because they're lazy. Humans lie to computers because computers don't know the difference. When taking a survey, some people I know answer "C.", because we all learned in school that C is usually the right answer. Others pick the most outlandish answer. Look at the 2001 New Zealand census -- 1.5% of all New Zealanders are practicing Jedi. (OK, some of them are Reformed Jedi.) Does that mean you throw away those 1.5% from your data? Does that mean the other 98.5% are telling the truth? Did the Jedi answer other questions faithfully? Strangely enough, the New Zealand census removed all references to Jedi from their published figures, masking the very existence of the false data and making it that much harder to understand.

      Second, the source of data is skewed. You may think it's a random sampling of the population, but there is an increasingly large percent of well educated, affluent people who have demanded to be added to "do not call" lists. They have neither the time nor the inclination to answer some random series of questions, and so have removed themselves voluntarily from the pool. That's going to skew answers in the direction of the uneducated poorer segments of society. Are the surveys adjusted for shifts like these? Hardly, as advertisers typically aim "low", and these skewed surveys provide only confirmations of the answers they want to hear, rather than the data they deserve. The answers might be fine if you're researching whether you really need Clydesdales to sell Budweiser or if you could get away with airbrushed appaloosas, but might be horribly misleading if you're selling Lexuses (Lexii?)

      Science is about observation. Surveys are about asking opinions. Statistics are used to try to give surveys the air of science, but they're still originated on false premises.

      --
      John
    10. Re:Hardly surprising by CodeBuster · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Humans lie for amusement

      I do that frequently when websites force the user to fill out a profile for whatever lame reason. I am usually an 70+ year old female CEO or CFO of a fortune 1000 company who makes purchasing decisions for 100,000+ person departments, my hobbies are usually woodworking, knitting, and fly fishing, and my annual income is always stated (for the purposes of maximum database poisoning) to be less than 15,000 per year or more than 250,000. Does anybody answer such surveys honestly anymore? Do the advertisers actually believe that this information is accurate? They should just save their money and dump the survey companies.

    11. Re:Hardly surprising by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I used to work in market research as an analyst, so I know what I am talking about.

      See, I think you lost most people there.

      But then, just in case, you followed it up with:

      The surveys cost a lot of money to generate. So they have a value from that perspective.

      And that's just freaking hilarious. Do you really honestly believe that?

      I could spend a bucketload of money creating something, and it might still be worthless. The only intrinsic value something has based on the cost of producing it is a negative value. The produced goods or services have to actually be useful/beneficial in some way in order to overcome that initial negative value.

      Suddenly a lot of things about market research have become much clearer to me.

    12. Re:Hardly surprising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hear, hear.

    13. Re:Hardly surprising by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      They asked Americans the same question and they always got the same answer, "I'm fat already, why would I want a million more pounds?"

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    14. Re:Hardly surprising by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Generally market research data isn't messed around with, at least if it's produced by an independent researcher. Some filtering will happen on "extreme" data, it sticks out like a sore thumb in tabulation, it does happen, for example I've seen surveys with male obstetric patients. Those results are generally filtered out. Likewise you might get a few results where people will claim they own "50 cars" or "25 children" or something like that. For the purposes of ISO certification, every record in a survey is kept by the research company for audits and so on, so everything is backtrackable. For privacy, when the results are given to any third party, uniquely identifying information is always stripped out (again my experiences are limited to an ethical independent researcher, everything was completely above board).

      Generally such results also fit way outside of your normal distribution, too.

      Sometimes data is weighted, but when you start doing that with data you leave the realm of pure research and move into statistics.

      Absolutely, any data, good or bad, is going to be subject to interpretation.

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      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    15. Re:Hardly surprising by obeythefist · · Score: 0

      Ahh, another slashdot rocket scientist.

      If you pay a lot of money for something, that something is then by the very theory that money has value of worth to you, and therefore cannot be described by any means as "worthless". Maybe to most people it is but at the time of you investing your money in it, is has worth. Even if it's just for the pure and noble purpose of you investing in something worthless to prove a point when arguing on the interwebs.

      Did you read the rest of my comment or did you just jump straight into muckraking?

      A lot of people don't seem to understand - information, whether valid or not, weighted or not, interpreted or not, is *always* valuable. Maybe not to you, thanks for playing, but it is valuable to someone.

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      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
    16. Re:Hardly surprising by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      Wow. That made no sense at all.

      Invalid information is always valuable?

      Good job.

    17. Re:Hardly surprising by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Yeah we can all take a perfectly good sentence out of context to make it seem nonsense, well done.

      Any good scientist appreciates that there is never a bad result from an experiment, as every set of data recieved is informative.

      Now you can use that data in bad ways, but even so, the use of that data provides an outcome. The value may not be high, and it may not be relevant to everyone (especially slashbots who are famous for dismissing things because it's an easy way to get karma, see any market research associated with Microsoft and the way slashdot treats it for an example), but the data is valuable to someone, especially if someone needed it so bad they funded research into it.

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      I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me. -- G.I.R.
  9. My mind reels by david_thornley · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Too much tech" - I can understand each word individually, but putting them together that way just doesn't seem to make sense.

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    "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
    1. Re:My mind reels by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1

      It's just smart-ass-talk to say that your house became too small to store all the necessary devices, or to say that your ran out of outlets to power them.

  10. BS survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expect the answers would have been different if the persons conducting the survey had been holding out a briefcase filled with the actual cash. As it is, what the respondents were really saying was: "No, I will not give up my cell phone if you offer me a million pounds because I'm not stupid and I expect that you're every bit as likely to pay up as that widow of the Nigerian general who keeps pestering me!"

  11. Fashion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Technology purchases now follow fashions. It's been the case in the corporate world since almost always but this trend made a comeback in recent years (probabaly last seen during the "HI-FI" era). It started with everything having to be digital... and silver. The current buzz word is HD and you need to have glossy stuff 'cause silver is out. People go crazy on trends. People will buy big SUV's even though they can barely afford to fill the tank.

  12. Question bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's deliberately skewed marketing. The complete wording of the survey question read: "Would you give up your mobile phone for a million pounds of dried armadillo jizz?"

  13. It's just a CPH press release by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Shouldn't this be from the "how-to-get-your-press-release-printed-widely-for- no-apparent-reason" dept?

    Other stories under this heading mostly include "Dixons announces that will no longer be stocked in their group stores".

    How many of the people mugged for this "survey" actually thought that the herbert with the clipboard was actually going to give them a million quid?

    1. Re:It's just a CPH press release by Smight · · Score: 1

      I like the way the wording of the question asks you if it would be worth a million pounds to live in a dystopian world where someone forcibly keeps you from owning a mobile phone your whole life.

      I have to imagine the surveyor started the questionnaire with "The year is 2015 and due to nuclear war the Pound is valueless; also you've fallen down a hole where you'll likely die unless you can call someone on a cell phone."

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  14. These surveys are bullshit by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Some clipboard wielding person asking you about your cellphone or some stupid web survey is pretty flawed because it just is not real enough.

    If you held out a briefcase stuffed with a real million pounds in notes and offered that, few people would hesitate before handing over their cellphone, lover, mother in law etc.

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:These surveys are bullshit by jimstapleton · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd grab the briefcase, throw my phone at them, and run before they could change their minds!

      I hope they'd find that a sufficient answer.

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    2. Re:These surveys are bullshit by tigersha · · Score: 1

      A much better idea would be to take the money, give them the phone, go home and buy
      the mother of all iPhones for me and all my friends. No need for violence!

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      The dangers of excessive individualism are nothing compared to the oppressiveness of excessive collectivism
    3. Re:These surveys are bullshit by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1
      Actually, I think the conclusions are way off... what this survey shows is that at least 33% of people aged 16 to 24 in the UK have a clue about privacy rights.

      Think about it: with today's culture of datamining and identity theft, selling your phone with all its personal data for a mere $1mil is crazy... more than that though, giving away such information in a truthful manner to Joe Surveyor for free is just plain crazy.

      I think they need to combine this survey with one of the older ones conducted, and offer a year's supply of chocolate in exchange for the phone instead.

  15. errr... by Library+Spoff · · Score: 4, Funny

    1)give up mobile for £1m
    2)buy new mobile
    3)profit!

    I wouldn't need the numbers from my old mobile as obviously
    I'd be disowning my friends and family for hot coke bitches...

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    Acid House saves Souls
    1. Re:errr... by bluemonq · · Score: 1

      I'm fairly certain that, when they say "give up their mobile", they meant that as in, "Never have a cellphone for the rest of their life."

    2. Re:errr... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you had bothered to RTFA you (and the OP) could be completely certain about this instead of only fairly certain.

    3. Re:errr... by bondjamesbond · · Score: 0

      What's a coke bitch? Really, I don't know.

    4. Re:errr... by Library+Spoff · · Score: 1

      Paris Hilton if she wasn't heiress to millions would probably be one...
      Basically a girl (or guy, equality fans!) who shags you for free Drugs - usually class A's
      like cocaine.

      They generally look ok for while, but as the drugs ravage their looks you have to trade em in for a newer model... not a problem moral wise if you're doing them in the first place.

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      Acid House saves Souls
  16. How did they phrase the question? by fm6 · · Score: 1

    People who answer polls are notorious for giving different answers, based on how the question was phrased. In this case, I think most of the people who wouldn't give up their cell phones assumed that the "million pounds" was just rhetorical hyperbole. Now, if you actually walked up to somebody and offered to give them that much money on the spot, I'll bet 99% of them would agree to give up using cell phones. Indeed, that's probably the least of what you could get people to do!

    1. Re:How did they phrase the question? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>"People who answer polls are notorious for giving different answers..."

      Does this mean that everyone who says they will vote for Hillary will not do so?

  17. Well. by Renraku · · Score: 1

    Home decoration.

    Most people think that every free inch of their home must be covered with jubilant decorations. Their couches must be the best they can possibly afford, same with their beds, light fixtures, silverware, cups, papertowels, etc.

    They will pay double the price for 1% extra cleaning power on toilet paper.

    Technology is just the new realm of home itemization. You want the best cell phone. The biggest SUV. The biggest latte. The biggest TV and fastest computer. You want a palmtop with 2 gigs of RAM. You want a lawnmower that can cut down thick saplings without stopping. You want a bathtub that can fit three people. You want a high-end widescreen plasma monitor to check your email on.

    Nothing new here.

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    Job? I don't have time to get a job! Who will sit around and bitch about being broke and unemployed then?
    1. Re:Well. by grommit · · Score: 1

      You want a bathtub that can fit three people.

      Nowadays this is almost a must for anybody that is taller than 5'6". I don't know about you but I'm an average 6' tall and just about every "normal" sized bathtub I get into I end up with my legs having to hang out of the tub or something./P

    2. Re:Well. by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are correct.

      I think part of the reason is that advertising has become so pervasive, and so effective. Many people think that they need these things to be happy, and it's a view that is constantly reinforced on TV.

      I think another reason is that people consider collecting stuff to be an acheivement. People's homes look like showrooms, equipped with the latest tect, the trendyist furniture, and everything is accessorised. Much of this spending is fueled by debt.
      They spend much of their free time thinking about how to best improve their home, and don't think about personal improvement (learning new skills, etc) as something worth pursuing.

      Perhaps part of the reason for this is that we have become (well, the middle class, anyway) much wealthier in the last 10 - 15 years, and this accruing of stuff is still novel for many people. Hopefully, people will wake up and realise that they're being sucked-in to buying crap they don't need, with money they don't have, and that they'd have a much more fulfilling life if they had less stuff - or at least didn't care quite so much about it.

      I'm not holding my breath though...

    3. Re:Well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowadays? Did people used to be significantly shorter when bathtubs began being created?

    4. Re:Well. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but "normal" sized baths were larger.

    5. Re:Well. by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      When people have more money than they need to survive, they buy stuff they don't need. Many save money, but not all of it. Before we had tech toys people bought other stuff--nicer furniture, more expensive watches, and so on. That stuff is still around, but now tech stuff competes with it for our money.

      I know someone who makes less than $30K a year yet saw fit to buy a $4K bed. We don't say people have an "expensive furniture addiction." I've met non-rich guys whose car rims cost $1.5K each. Why is this any different than with plasma screens or cellphones? We all buy what we want, and beyond food/shelter/clothing/medicine, almost all of it is luxury.

    6. Re:Well. by munpfazy · · Score: 1

      You want a bathtub that can fit three people.

      Nowadays this is almost a must for anybody that is taller than 5'6". Wow. I seem to remember hearing about a study which found that taller people had more sex partners. . . but I had no idea the bar was so low or the results so dramatic.
    7. Re:Well. by drsquare · · Score: 1

      Considering you spend a third of your life in bed, I don't see what's wrong with spending a few grand on it.

    8. Re:Well. by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say anything was "wrong" with it. Just pointing out that different people spend their money differently. My $100 Ikea bed works quite well. After we've secured survival, everything else is luxury, and your priorities may be different than mine.

    9. Re:Well. by shplorb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but a good watch or good piece of furniture is something that will last a lifetime (if cared for), and most probably become an heirloom. E.g. my youngest brother's bed was my first bed and was bought over 20 years ago. It will probably be around as a guest bed in our family home for another 20 years after he moves out.

      Tech gadgets break or are replaced after a few years.

    10. Re:Well. by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      Perhaps part of the reason for this is that we have become (well, the middle class, anyway) much wealthier in the last 10 - 15 years

      As another poster mentioned, we have not generally become wealthier lately. Except for a very small, privileged minority, real wages have been steadily declining. It's just that we are consuming more and saving less.

      The interesting question is, why are we consuming more, while our ancestors generally were just as satisfied and happy (perhaps even moreso) with their low level of product consumption?

  18. I doubt it by localman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's pretty easy to say "no" to a million pounds when you know there's no chance you'll actually get it. If they really had a million pounds right there and the paperwork was ready I bet more than a few of the people who said "no" would say "yes".

    That said, I wouldn't give mine up ;)

    1. Re:I doubt it by WinDoze · · Score: 1

      They are nuts. I would give up my WIFE for $1,000,000.

      OK, you're right. It's bullshit. I'd take $20.

  19. Young people are stupid by rossz · · Score: 1

    A million pounds, that's about 2 million American dollars. With that kind of money you can have people handle the phone for you!

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    1. Re:Young people are stupid by zCyl · · Score: 1

      A million pounds, that's about 2 million American dollars. With that kind of money you can have people handle the phone for you!

      Exactly. It's not like they asked people to give up the internet.
  20. This reminds me . . . by Mawginty · · Score: 1

    of another slashdot story that was roundly dismissed earlier today. I think this is exactly the sort of thing the author in that story was trying to get at. Mobile phones and big flat TVs are really super-duper cool, but not the earth-shattering events that we make them out to be. Take away a 16 year old's mobile phone, and he'll find some other way to do what he needs to get done. It is his perception of need and technological magic that makes it worth more than a million pounds in his mind.

    I don't have a mobile phone, BTW, nor do I have a flat screen TV. So maybe I'm missing out on something. Then again, I also don't have a house and so couldn't get a second mortgage if I wanted said super-duper gadgets.

  21. I'm not addicted by Hawthorne01 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I can quit anytime.

    No, really.

    After I get a new Macbook. And we need a flat-panel TV for the den, and some kind of media server. And oh yeah, I want a GPS for the car.

    But I'm not addicted. Really.

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    "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
  22. My current phone is so crap by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd probably pay a million quid to have it taken away!

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    Engineering is the art of compromise.
    1. Re:My current phone is so crap by nlitement · · Score: 0

      1. Give away your cellphone.
      2. Receive 1 million pounds.
      3. Buy cellphones with 1 million pounds.
      4. Give away the cellphones.
      5. ???
      6. Profit!!!!

    2. Re:My current phone is so crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > I'd probably pay a million quid to have it taken away!

      Don't say that! Your cellphone provider could be listening!

    3. Re:My current phone is so crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, imagine the diet plan required to lose that much weight!

    4. Re:My current phone is so crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, step 3 means you own the phones. You just lost your million pounds.

      I'd just take the million pounds and use the interest to pay for a personal secretary.

    5. Re:My current phone is so crap by Refenestrator · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you are unable to discard the phone of your own will, it may be cursed. Look for a potion of holy water or a scroll of remove curse. Prayer may also work if you are in good standing with your god. If that fails, you should be able to get someone to steal it from you.

    6. Re:My current phone is so crap by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      Ahh, finally read about the Breach of Contract fee in your contract, eh?

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    7. Re:My current phone is so crap by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      +Interesting? My humor sensor is definitely kaput.

    8. Re:My current phone is so crap by milsoRgen · · Score: 1

      I have nothing to say... Other than that was a fantastic comment! Lessor Restoration always came in hand for me...

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      I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask where they're goin' and hook up with 'em later.
    9. Re:My current phone is so crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am able to give up my phone about every two years, assuming it doesn't give up on me first. I don't understand what all the fuss is about.

      Now say it with me...new every two, upgrade, upgrade, upgrade, new every two.

    10. Re:My current phone is so crap by jabuzz · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's fine I will just lease it :-) I am sure if you have one million pounds that you can find a lawyer to find some weasel way around the contract.

    11. Re:My current phone is so crap by empaler · · Score: 1

      "+1 Funny" does not affect the karma of the poster, whereas "+1 anything else" does...

    12. Re:My current phone is so crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no no. That is not how to get rid of the very common cursed cellphone of doom.

      Step 1 find yourself a coven of neo-pegan witches. They have to be Neo-pegan not pegan as the curse is a technology based curse from neo-culture.

      Step 2 get them to perform a ceremony to start the breaking of the curse. This typically had to be done under a full harvest moon in nature with you fully naked lying prone on the ground.

      Step 3 Convince the neo-pegan coven that they too must be naked because the curse is really strong.

      Step 4 Again, Convince them this one is really strong and probably out of their abilities. Maybe ritual sex with all of them would break it and hey it is a harvest moon!

      Will it break the curse on the phone? no. But you will be grinning from ear to ear for at least a month.

      Step 5. Do not let the neo-pegan women know you did this lightly, they wont curse you, but they will slash tires, break headlights and spraypaint your house/apartment.

      Neo-pegan witches are vindictive after being coerced into group sex.

      Please dont aske me how I know this, they lost my trail for 6 months, and I am tired of buying new tires all the time.

    13. Re:My current phone is so crap by chooks · · Score: 1

      Or, if you are of a good alignment, you can put a potion of plain water on an altar of your aligned god and make a sacrifice of a corpse to generate any needed holy water (IIRC)....

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  23. Show me the money by waTR · · Score: 0

    Depending on how they formated the question they could get the population to go either way. Therefore, until
    it is possible to see the data and possibly have the same work be repeated by a more unbiased organization.


    I tend to doubt any statistical results being put forward by an organization that stands to benefit from one result.

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  24. Not so much of an addiction... by cygonik · · Score: 1

    I'd be willing to bet that a high percentage of those who wouldn't give up their phones for a million pounds: a) had contacts on their phones that they didn't have elsewhere b) didn't know how to back up their phone data c) could greatly benefit from open standards. ..ah, for the days of charging my phone via USB, plus encrypted synchronization with my computer whenever the two see each other by any method including email, all encrypted, all universal, all open.. ..a nice little utopia.. ..as for now, I'm pretty happy that my Nokia tablet will access the internet via bluetooth on my Motorola phone. :-)

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  25. When people are doing break and enters.. by QuantumG · · Score: 1

    to pay for their cell phone bills: then it is an addiction.

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  26. Who knew? by peacefinder · · Score: 1

    TechnoLust seems like a pretty stand-up guy, and I hear tell the chicks dig him, but I didn't think he was actually addictive. Huh. You think you know a guy...

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  27. Technolust? by the_kanzure · · Score: 1

    Just before Google's index is poisoned with this article's mention of 'technolust' (you know, in case anybody cares) I thought it might be nice to pull up at least one (odd) result which seems to be about new paperless writing options. This is related to freenode.net's #electronic's elite01's paperless typewriter as well as my own project notes on my website.

  28. Young? by Nudo · · Score: 1

    1,256 people aged 16 to 64 on a variety of topics ... So young people really like having a mobile phone... When did the definition of "young" change?

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    1. Re:Young? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "According to a CNet article, an incredible one in three people aged 16 to 24 in the UK would not give up their mobile phone for a million pounds.

      Read the bloody summary before commenting. People—of all ages—were polled. The results showed that young people, specifically, in the age bracket 16 to 24, appreciated their mobile phones.
    2. Re:Young? by martinX · · Score: 1

      The definition of "young" is anyone up to and including my current age. Yes, it is a moving definition, but at least I don't feel like an old fart.

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  29. I believe the 2nd mortgage line... by rthille · · Score: 2, Interesting


    I worked at a cable company (our company was doing a trial of Internet over Cable-TV before cable modems), and people would have their phone turned off before their cable. As a side benefit, this made it difficult for the CSRs to reach them about paying their cable bills once they couldn't pay those either.

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    1. Re:I believe the 2nd mortgage line... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Maybe it is a National thing, or perhaps generational, but a phone is the LAST thing I would choose to have in my house. If I had to start eliminating household items, the phone would be the first thing to go. Yes, even before a toaster.

    2. Re:I believe the 2nd mortgage line... by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      I worked at a cable company (our company was doing a trial of Internet over Cable-TV before cable modems), and people would have their phone turned off before their cable. As a side benefit, this made it difficult for the CSRs to reach them about paying their cable bills once they couldn't pay those either.

      Your second sentence contains the real truth - they shut their phones off before their TV's not primarily for a love of TV, but because shutting off the phones allows them to dodge creditors. (If they aren't paying their cable bill, you can damm sure bet they aren't paying their other bills either.)
    3. Re:I believe the 2nd mortgage line... by rthille · · Score: 1

      That's funny, especially because of all the "what about 911" stuff that comes up here on slashdot when VOIP or cell-only households talk about ditching land lines.

      Also, for me, I'd much rather my friends be able to get in touch with me than me being able to waste yet more time in front of the idiot box. Now, between TV, Phone and Internet, Internet would be the last to go, even without VOIP.

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  30. where do I sign up? by prockcore · · Score: 1

    For ~$1.5 million, I'd not only give up my cellphone (and agree to never own one ever again), I'd give up ALL phones.. no home phone, no work phone, no cellphone.

    1. Re:where do I sign up? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      If I had 1.5 million, I'd get rid of anyway someone can contact me as well!

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    2. Re:where do I sign up? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      I had a cel phone 15 eyars ago for about a year. It was stupid expensive and I ended up throwing it in a lake.

      About 6 months ago I dosconnected my land line and was gonna use Skype. I played aournd with skype and it's too much hassle. Then the errant teen stepped on the headset.

      Now I'm unreachable by phone.

      Ya know what? It's fucking WONDERFUL. Everybody I know hates it. But think about this - zero distractions. I mean zero. The kids have asked once in all this time if we're gonna get a phone again. I said no.

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  31. Malformed survey? by Soruk · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the survey (reported ) that over 70% of respondents would give someone their password in exchange for some chocolate.

    All that survey tells us is that 30% were too dense to make up something on the spot in exchange for free confectionery.

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  32. I'd eat my cell phone by ebmu · · Score: 1

    for a million pounds and mail the crap to Cingular. Cell phones are a nice convenience, but gen Y is the first generation to have the device so throughly embedded into their social structure. When we were kids it was what shoes (vans, cons) and blue jeans you were wearing.. today it's gadgets. If you could have a cell chip implant gen Y and esp gen Z will line up for them, they don't yet, and may never appreciate and understand the freedom associated with not carrying one.

  33. Re:I'd give up my cell phone for a million pounds, by TeknoHog · · Score: 1

    ...if my friends and family would let me.

    I've tried to advocate the idea that you can actually turn off your phone when you want to be left alone. Then I get complaints from friends and family who expect me to be available all the time. It's nuts. I understand the point of availability in certain kinds of work, but for social life I would like people to loosen up a little.

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  34. Put the money in an suitcase and then ask again by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Its easy to say "I wouldn't give up my phone for a million pounds". It has no meaning. Nobody is offering them a million pounds, and people utter hyperboles all the time. I say, "Put the money in a suitcase, and then ask." No way 1 in 3 people would turn it down if the offer was actually REAL.

  35. Would the iPhone count... by dfsmith · · Score: 1

    ...as a "mobile phone" or as a "personal computing device" for the purpose of this question?

  36. A Million Pounds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Woah! That's like a thousand dollars.

  37. Nonsense hypothetical question. by kaleco · · Score: 1

    Would not give up their phone for a million pounds? So, people were actually offered one million GBP on the condition they gave up their phone? The other two-in-three people that participated in this survey must have been very expensive indeed. Oh, they weren't actually offered money and this was a hypothetical question? Really? For what it's worth, I would give up my phone for a million quid. My friends would never be far away if they knew I was rich...

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    1. Re:Nonsense hypothetical question. by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      That's what I was thinking.

      I mostly have a mobile phone for work. Sure, it's convenient to be at a supermarket, and your partner can ask you to pick up some wine, but looking at it on balance, with a million quid, you don't need to work, so going home and going back out again to get the wine is hardly an unaffordable option (and the lost 30 minutes is better than the lost 8 hours at work).

  38. When? by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Well, one sign that your technolust is an addiction is when you injure the tip of your dick in the CPU fan.

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  39. Whay are you guys replying to a Goatse thread?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    huh?

  40. TechLocust? by sanman2 · · Score: 1

    Did anybody else read TechLocust?

  41. Laugh. by lindseyp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On the other hand. Maybe none of the respondents were actually offered a million pounds, so answered in the negative knowing full well there wasn't a chance in hell they were going to get the money anyway. You know the saying "I'd give my right arm for a night with her" etc etc.?

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    1. Re:Laugh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no no. I'm sure each one was offered a million pounds.

    2. Re:Laugh. by jaseparlo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anybody remember the sleazy guy in the library in the old Discworld PC game. He said he wouldn't give up his gold banana earring for all the gold in the kingdom, but quickly changes his tune when Rincewind actually turns up with all the gold in the kingdom.

      We guessed that people would think twice when presented with the actual cash/cheque.

      We also noted the exchange rate - in the mind of US/AU people, a million dollars isn't quite enough to live comfortably and never have to work again. We had to remind ourselves that 1GBP ~ 2.00USD ~ 2.35AUD ~ morethanyou'llearninyourlifetime. In fact, if you gave me 2 mill, I could retire and nearly hire someone to follow me around with their mobile. :)

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  42. technolust or status competition? by secPM_MS · · Score: 1
    I very much doubt in the technolust theory. In general, the quality advances between product versions are rather modest. Over many versions they add up, but the "desirability" seems to be strongly correlated with a small set of features that can be identified and marketed. The issue seems more to be possession of some new device as a social marker for disposable wealth / "good taste".

    Since the driving factor of advanced societies is the zero-sum competition for social status via consumption games, we get these otherwise irrational responses.

    I have little use for most of the high-tech toys. While I will replace a PC every 6 years or so, there are very few things I replace before I wear them into the ground. A fellow security employee called me "techno-amish". And yes, I do have a cell phone. It costs me $100/year and I may make a call every few days to my wife in case of schedule changes or to see if she needs me to pick up anything at the store.

    1. Re:technolust or status competition? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      My favourite example of technology was who buys what in the way of PDAs (I know they're on the way out). The people with the most whizzo devices that could play video, read Word docs and so forth were high-earning guys who never used them much. The salespeople who called at places used either a basic Palm or a paper organiser.

  43. Clearly they're not doing the math by rickward · · Score: 1

    Assuming that a month's worth of mobile phone service begins at fifty pounds and that British teens begin service at age 16, the average person can in fact expect to pay one hundred thousand pounds over his or her lifetime for mobile phone service.

    1. Re:Clearly they're not doing the math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're probably right that some people rack up £50+ bills every month on their mobile phone bill - although for that amount you would get a killer contract with 2000 minutes and 2000 texts and bumbteen flooglebytes of data, but most people get by on £15 - £30 a month contracts, after offers. Mine is £15 a month for 500m/100t inc. free phone after offer.

      But yeah, that quite scary to consider. Even at £25 a month - a typical rate, that's £50k. That's almost enough to make you stop paying! Get me a PAYG and only receive calls, hehe.

      Oh my god, this Ubuntu UK keyboard layout is Teh Suck. How do I turn off Accenting Characters so I dont have to type them twice?! Ahhhh, that wasn't a heading in the keyboard preferences, it was also an option. Nice GUI design, dudes.

  44. If you have a million pounds, she'll find you. by khasim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Meet a cute girl or boy? Give 'em your landline and hope they call when you're at home (and your parents don't answer and embarrass you, or your stoner roommate doesn't answer and forget to take a message).

    Really, if you're worth a million pounds, she'll find you.

    Maybe the bigger surprise is that supposedly materialistic youngsters actually recognized the value of friendship over money.

    Friends will understand that you don't have the access that they do ... but that you have WAY more money.

    Believe it or not, we used to be able to get together and even find mates before cell phones and pagers. Even before answering machines.

    Rather, I'm betting that this "survey" didn't have the cash in hand when they asked that question.
    1. Re:If you have a million pounds, she'll find you. by yali · · Score: 1

      Maybe the bigger surprise is that supposedly materialistic youngsters actually recognized the value of friendship over money.

      Really, if you're worth a million pounds, she'll find you.

      I stand corrected.
  45. yeah, right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to a CNet article, an incredible one in three people aged 16 to 24 in the UK would not give up their mobile phone for a million pounds
     
    actually dangle out that million pounds and see what the reaction is. it's easy to say a lot of things to sound hardcore but when push comes to shove? i'm sure the numbers would be much much different.

  46. Technolust by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

    I do realize that a lot of people use the internet for erm...interesting research; but one should not lust after their computer. It's just an image, and you feel good about it because of your hand. And, for goodness sake, do not try to interface with the floppy drive.

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  47. What Addiction Is by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Addiction is not just some extra degree of "lust". It's a compulsion that one cannot resist. Not just that one dislikes to resist. And not just a compulsion to do something bad.

    Alcohol addiction is the classic: alcoholism. It's not just that one "drinks too much". Or too often, or the wrong stuff. Those are ways to tell someone is an alcohol addict. The alcoholic does not have self control over their drinking. Perhaps they need a drink to destroy their limits, or perhaps there is no initial barrier. Even recovering alcoholics cannot take a single drink, because the effect of that drink on their self control leaves them with no resistance - or is so likely to that they cannot take the chance. But even those not taking any drinks are still alcoholics, because they lack self control over taking it. They are behaving like they have some self control, but it's really gained by a huge, constant effort plugged into social structures, including regular meetings, and lots of conscious training, like 12 step programs.

    Techno addiction is rarer, but still happens. There are compulsive shoppers to whom technology, especially media devices, have a stronger appeal than their own best interest. You can tell when people are addicts because they miss rent or meals, but have every new game.

    These are all consumption disorders. Americans have them in epidemic proportions. Partly because we consume alcohol, drugs, toys, clothing, food and everything else to feed a desire really created by something else. Usually "spiritual", but most often caused by a family problem, especially early in life. And, as a buddhist will tell you, feeding the desire just makes it stronger. The resulting attachment to the material forces us further from the spiritual, which increases the desire, more consumption - the Wheel of Living.

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    1. Re:What Addiction Is by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      These are all consumption disorders. Americans have them in epidemic proportions. Partly because we consume alcohol, drugs, toys, clothing, food and everything else to feed a desire really created by something else. Usually "spiritual", but most often caused by a family problem, especially early in life. And, as a buddhist will tell you, feeding the desire just makes it stronger. The resulting attachment to the material forces us further from the spiritual, which increases the desire, more consumption - the Wheel of Living.

      So the desire to buy cool clothes and gadgets is caused by a family problem? Ohhhhhhhhh kkkkkk... Seriously, I think you're completely nuts.

      The rest, about spirituality... I'll have plenty of time to be spiritual when I die, thank you.

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    2. Re:What Addiction Is by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      You should learn something about where psych disorders come from before you die and they force you to become "spiritual" when it's too late.

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    3. Re:What Addiction Is by Longtime_Lurker_Aces · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm pretty sure we're a post or two away from "Doc Ruby" telling us we're glib and don't know the history of psychology.

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    4. Re:What Addiction Is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got modded up to a 5 and you used the word "spiritual"? Has Slashdot's polarity reversed or something?
       
      Maybe it's because Buddhism is like the Switzerland of religions. Hands off. Well, anyway, I really respect you.

    5. Re:What Addiction Is by shplorb · · Score: 1

      It's not addiction or a disorder, it's just a lack of self-discipline. Nothing that a good boot up the arse can't fix. Anyone who argues otherwise is just looking for an excuse for their lack of self control.

      Addiction is chemical dependency. Deprive a tech or gambling "addict" of their stuff for a week and compare their behaviour to that of a heroin junkie that's been deprived of heroin for a week. The former will have bitched for a day or two then gotten on with life. The latter... well, let's just say it wouldn't be a pretty sight.

    6. Re:What Addiction Is by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Just because a girl more beautiful than any who ever talked to you is bearing my children doesn't make me a Scientologist.

      I'm an Invitologist.

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    7. Re:What Addiction Is by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Which chemical is the gambling addict addicted to? Do you know any acute compulsive gamblers? Real ones? Or even garden variety heroin junkies? Or even a genuine recovering alcoholic?

      And where is your evidence that "a good boot up the arse" fixes addicts? The evidence says that boot often got them there, especially when used to "fix" people with little self-control.

      You can't learn what you're talking about by watching TV. And no, that doesn't necessarily mean that you're a TV addict. And in fact, the gamblers, tech consumers and TV watchers who can be "fixed" with "a good boot up the arse" aren't addicts. But addicts to that uncontrolled behavior do exist, and the boot just makes them worse.

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  48. Technolust doesn't exist. by SadGeekHermit · · Score: 1

    I think the brits just like having things to worry about. I've never seen ANY group of guys who spent so much time worried about whether they were cool enough or had something terrible wrong with them. The more I read about Britain the more I think most of the guys over there have this dialog running in their heads all day:

    "Oh, god, I'm a wanker, aren't I? I am, aren't I? Jeremy just looked at me. What was that grin? It's a WANKER-ID grin! He knows I'm a wanker! He can TELL! Oh, god, is it obvious? Wait; do I smell? I bet I smell. I don't smell anything, but maybe that doesn't prove anything... OH, GOD, only a wanker would think that! Wait; here comes a bird, let's see what happens... She smirked. OH, GOD, I AM A WANKER! It's all over, mate... I'm going to the pub."

    Seriously, how do they stand it? I'd pull a lemming in three days flat if that was MY internal dialog. Straight off the Mohawk River Bridge.

    Hey, all you British guys. Listen. I'm a Yank. I'm fat, ugly, I never get laid and my clothes are all boring and unoriginal. My job sucks, my coworkers all think I'm an asshole, and I'm probably going to become the male version of the "cat lady" who grows old surrounded by hundreds of feral cats (since I'm a guy, it'll probably be ferrets or wolverines or something, but still -- same thing).

    Do I look like I'm worried about it?

    Do I look like I'm driving myself nuts all day over it?

    HELL NO.

    I'm PROUD of it. I'm NUTS! And I gleefully tell anyone who will listen all ABOUT it.

    Just do that. You'll feel better in no time!

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  49. Life without a cell phone by Animats · · Score: 1

    Some horsey friends of mine are spending this week in a campsite in a moderately remote park in the hills between Silicon Valley and the ocean. There's no cell phone coverage there. And it bugs them. Yesterday I went out to visit them, and we rode endurance Arabians up to the ridge line so one of them could get a connection and retrieve her voicemail.

    They'd sighted what looked like a cell phone tower, and we headed for it. But it was a relay station for county emergency communications, with a microwave dish and VHF antennas but no cell site gear. Finally we got to an overlook at a high enough elevation that they could get a weak connection to a cell site miles away.

    None of her voicemail messages really needed answering. Nice ride up the mountain, though.

  50. Big difference by DogDude · · Score: 1

    I think there's as big difference. I'm of the "buy the best, buy it once" school. When I buy something like a knife or a pot for my kitchen or a shovel for my garden, I buy the best I can find. When I buy a computer or a cellphone, I get the cheapest I can find that does what I need it to do. The big difference that I see is that most electronics like cell phones and computers either are unusable due to new standard, or simply fall apart, in a relatively short time. Unless I'm going to make some serious money using it, I would never buy a high end PC, or a high end cell phone. But I will gladly pay $100+ for a shovel if I know that it's likely to last 20 years.

    But that's just me. You're right. So many people are just caught up in the whole consumer thing that it's kinda' ridiculous.

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  51. A psychiatrist did a study of this sort of thing. by SadGeekHermit · · Score: 1

    He wanted to evaluate how technolust affected people, so he told the interns at his hospital to give the people on the seventh floor (mildly psychotic, neurotic, etc) whatever gadgets or items they wanted, so they could simulate the first thing they would do when they were discharged.

    A week later, he made his rounds. The first guy he visited was playing with a toy laptop. He asked him what he was doing. He said he intended to catch up with Slashdot when he got out, and that the laptop was letting him practice his typing.

    The second guy was tinkering with a small palm pilot. When asked, he said that he was a CTO before he was committed, and he wanted to go back to that life. The palm pilot was going to help him get used to handling all the messages he would see all day.

    The third patient was stark naked, rubbing handfuls of walnuts on his groin.

    "What the fuck are you doing???" the psychiatrist yelled.

    "You BASTARD! I was FUCKING NUTS when I got here, and I'll be FUCKING NUTS when I leave!"

    The experiment was a failure.

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  52. Help me think of a crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm trying to think of a crime I can commit to get banned FOR LIFE from phones.

    I hate my phone. I'm a mobile professional white collar consultant who prefers the outdoors and simple life.

    I'd drown puppies or put kittens in a microwave if that's what it took. I'm required, by my job, to carry a phone 16 hours a day.

    I'm leaving the field in 3 years to go full time into my passion. There will be no cell. Only email and I love that because it's passive or even middle voice. /captcha : contact

  53. Trick question! by 200_success · · Score: 1

    How much of that million pounds would you actually keep after paying income tax? One in three have good financial sense!

  54. Yay, British science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just love the "studies" that come out of this country. Their journalism is equally entertaining -- I mean informative. The obvious problem with this study is that no money was actually presented. If you, as some Random Surveyor, walked up to somebody and said hey, give me your x-hundred dollar phone and I'll give you A MILLION BUCKS, most people would just be suspicious of you running away with the phone. Now if you had the cash on hand, or gave them a voucher that allowed them to exchange the phone at a reputable bank, then who in the world would prefer to keep the phone?

    I mean, duh?

  55. Interesting. by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I fully agree with all those who have questioned the validity of the survey. However, that is not technically the question asked in the summary, so I will try to answer that part as well. There is no such thing as "too much technology", but there is such a thing as inappropriate attachment to a specific technology.

    For most people, this is relatively mild - by overusing one and only one solution, a person can lose touch with the reality that other solutions exist. This creates a psychologically-maintained monopoly which is not subject to market forces or anything else. A certain Redmond-based corporation is often connected with this issue, but it's really only one of many companies that have an unhealthy mindshare, and any company that makes use of advertising is - in some way - exploiting this particular human sickness.

    Note, however, that the problem is one of psychology and NOT one of technology. The technology merely happens to be the instrument used in some cases. It gets more press because tech companies are rather more prominent than breakfast cereal manufacturers, but the problem is universal. Kellogs didn't change their marketing strategy out of kindness, and the UK egg board didn't pull plans to reuse 1950s adverts for reasons of cost. Tech is easy to blame, but in this type of case it is not the subject that is the issue at all.

    In a few, very few, cases there is a much more serious problem. These people have an actual biochemical or neurological disorder that creates disproportionate and dysfunctional cravings. As before, these attach to something external for a whole host of reasons, but what they attach to is generally unimportant. If something is addictive, it worsens that disorder, but it is still the disorder that is the issue and not the subject. Tech is not addictive, so although it can be the target of such cravings, it is merely the innocent victim. If it wasn't tech, it would be something else. Those with such disorders are guaranteed to latch onto something.

    So, am I saying that tech isn't a problem? Yes and no. It is NOT a problem in the way that is talked about in the article or the summary. It is a problem in that there is so little innovation and true invention that we get into solution monocultures. This is a danger, if something goes wrong (see: Day of the Triffids for details, or indeed any of the mass power or phone blackouts that have occurred over the years). I would much prefer people to be aware of multiple ways to get the same result, because that is far more resilient to the inevitable problems in life. It is also a problem in the special case where the throw-away mentality produces steadily inferior products (see: Hitchhiker's Guide, shoe event horizon).

    In neither of these cases, though, is tech the real culprit. It merely enables society to make very bad decisions, but ultimately society itself is at fault for making the decisions, the tech didn't force them to do so.

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  56. Easy Deal by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I've never had a cell phone, and never will. Where's my million pounds?

    You've got a good job (or no job?). :)

    If I had a million pounds I wouldn't need a cell phone. One catch - I get to rid myself of the Treo by smashing it on the concrete the next time it resets while I'm doing a web search.

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  57. Priorities by Spacelem · · Score: 1

    ...one in three people aged 16 to 24 in the UK would not give up their mobile phone for a million pounds. Is it fair to say that the ability to communicate effectively with your friends may just be more important to some people than material wealth?
    1. Re:Priorities by skam240 · · Score: 1

      I did without a cell phone for a very long time and was still able to communicate effectively with friends. Unless you live in the country (which often has spotty cell coverage anyways) there is almost always some kind of phone accessible to you. Furthermore, I question the need to be constantly in touch with friends. It seems very "needy" to me. I have IM on my computer, a mail box, phones at work and at home for people to call me on and answering machines on both of these lines for when I'm not around. Really the only reason I carry a cell now is to appease the people I work for.

      Furthermore, that kind of money isn't just "material wealth". It's a retirement secure from financial worries, it's a few years traveling the world, or a whole host of other possibilities. Once you start talking seven digits or more you really aren't talking about money in the same way as most people.

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    2. Re:Priorities by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      With a million pounds, you could give up work and stay at home all day. If you went away, you could stay at places like the Ritz AND afford the ridiculous phone charges in hotels.

      If I didn't have to work, I could comfortably live without a cellphone.

    3. Re:Priorities by Spacelem · · Score: 1

      I quite literally owe my life to a mobile phone.

      I don't think I'm needy in that I have to spend an hour a day on the phone or I'll panic and think I'm not with people. It's just handy to have when you need it, or to send texts to my fiancée before I go to sleep (she doesn't own a computer, and calling her on the landline would wake her flatmate up).

      Finally a million pounds is way beyond anything I can conceive having. It's so life changing I'm not even sure I'd want it. Certainly not having an overdraft is great, but what makes you get up in the morning if you haven't got something to work towards?

      Realistically I'd take the money, but idealistically I'd decline it.

  58. Well don't just tease! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    at least 3 other operating systems and 20 other manufacturers have delivered EXACTLY the same functionality in their high end phones over the last 5 years

    Cool, point me at one that has visual voicemail - I could really use that and Cingular has poor service here. Is it on a Verizon-supported phone?

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    1. Re:Well don't just tease! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Cool, point me at one that has visual voicemail - I could really use that and Cingular has poor service here. Is it on a Verizon-supported phone?

      T-Mobile supports it- I'd think that the Cingular 8125 would be able to send Video Voice Mail, as it is essentially the same phone as my T-Mobile MDA, unless Cingular has actively blocked that for some reason. Most of the HTC Windows Mobile Smart Phones should be capable of it, regardless of what the carrier has rebranded them to. All of them are capable of taking 1.3 Megapixel MP4 Video- and all of them have Pocket Outlook, but it's up to the individual carrier to actually hook up MMS to Outlook, so I'm not sure for other carriers than mine.

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    2. Re:Well don't just tease! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Informative

      To see what Visual Voicemail is, surf here then click on Voicemail.

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    3. Re:Well don't just tease! by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      Oh, they're using the words in a different fashion than I'm used to. Yeah, web-based voicemail boxes have been common on T-Mobile and Verizon for a while now, with downloadable MP3 copies of your voicemail. I personally haven't used it becuase I think it's a waste of bandwidth- you need either a good data plan in an EDGE/3G supported area, or a local wifi hotspot for it to actually be usefull.

      I thought you meant REAL video voicemail- sending VIDEO MP4 files as voicemail. Boy, what a rip.

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    4. Re:Well don't just tease! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I personally haven't used it becuase I think it's a waste of bandwidth- you need either a good data plan in an EDGE/3G supported area, or a local wifi hotspot for it to actually be usefull.

      Right, me too - my Treo only picks up a 1xRTT data signal in 1/4 of the places that I can get a voice call through.

      The Apple difference is that they made Cingular change their network so that it can work anywhere you can get a bar. That's something of a coup in the telecomm world.

      Now that it's done, however, assuming it's popular, Verizon will implement that kind of functionality for, e.g. Palm's new linux phone. Then Apple will buy Palm. :)

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    5. Re:Well don't just tease! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Oh, and none of that is to say I'm not standing in line for my E:FC Global Communicator.

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    6. Re:Well don't just tease! by Shihar · · Score: 1

      Good point. Let me search around my pocket for $600 and the rights to pay AT&T to take my soul so that I can have Visual Voicemail TM! If you really can't think of anything better to spend $600 on and desperately want to be apart of the wonderful AT&T, bandwidth throttling, men in black suits setting up black boxes attached to the phone lines network... all so you can have Visual Voicemail TM(!), go for it.

      Personally, I'll just buy a normal phone, buy a 30gb MP3player, and then stuff my pillow case with the left over money. I am sure I can find a way to suffer through having a MP3 player with 5 times the space at half the cost. True, I will have to switch devices when I want to take a phone call, and I won't have Visual Voicemail TM(!), but I think I can suffer through it. Then again, my lust for brand name products with excellent marketing that prove I am trendy and hip tends to hover roughly around zero.

    7. Re:Well don't just tease! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Good point. Let me search around my pocket for $600 and the rights to pay AT&T to take my soul so that I can have Visual Voicemail TM! If you really can't think of anything better to spend $600 on and desperately want to be apart of the wonderful AT&T, bandwidth throttling, men in black suits setting up black boxes attached to the phone lines network... all so you can have Visual Voicemail TM(!), go for it.


      I have no plans to buy an iPhone either, but don't assume that just because a product doesn't fit your value proposition that it fits nobody's.

      Besides, we all know that Apple does integration well. I expect that if I had an iPhone it would be easier to use and probably work slightly better than my Treo for the things it does. I need to do more and their coverage sucks, so I'm not a target customer. My sister in a Metro area would probably do well with one.

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  59. Wealth? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think part of the reason is that advertising has become so pervasive, and so effective. Many people think that they need these things to be happy, and it's a view that is constantly reinforced on TV.

    You mean the problem is people don't know how to think for themselves?

    Perhaps part of the reason for this is that we have become (well, the middle class, anyway) much wealthier in the last 10 - 15 years... buying crap they don't need, with money they don't have

    Wait, you lost me - are we gaining wealth or debt? Those are opposites.

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    1. Re:Wealth? by wall0159 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Wait, you lost me - are we gaining wealth or debt? Those are opposites."

      We have gained wealth as a society. There are still many people who don't have the same amounts of wealth, but feel the need to pretend they do, to compete with (or emulate) the Joneses.

      Hope that clears things up for you.

    2. Re:Wealth? by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Ah, I got you. The Joneses are leveraged to the hilt too. :)

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  60. A million pounds? by Dorceon · · Score: 1

    How much silver could I buy with that?

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  61. I hate mobile phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can understand when someone loves a mobile phone ... i loved it once.
    However, when I started my private company (sort of) i started to hate them.
    When you receive 50 calls a day regarding job issues and similiar, and 20 "personal" calls it's starting to be a problem. At least for me anyway.
    Since everyone wants something, and you can choose, who will you hurt. Yourself or the other party. I end up hurting myself all the time, since I work all the time.

    Mobile phone is not something we choose because we love it, it's necessary in this world, since everyone got them and you are forced to have it too.
    It made life simplier.(?)

  62. A million pounds? by eboot · · Score: 1, Funny

    A million pounds? Fucking hell for that sort of money you can have my phone and I'll throw in a testicle too...

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  63. Because these idiots are trying to get karma. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you reply to a first post, the moderators are more likely to see it as they are lazy and don't bother scrolling down more than a page or two. The moderators are either too stupid to notice that the reply has NOTHING to do with the parent, or they don't care, which is just as bad. Such is the way of Slashdot.

  64. SImple test by geekoid · · Score: 1

    If you have to wipe it off when your done, you just might have technolust.

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  65. You're trying to be funny. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Here, let me make it a bit easier for you.

    Do you believe that your real friends WOULD make exceptions for you not having a cell phone because you made a deal that got you a million pounds?

    Do you believe that the love of your life WOULD make exceptions for you not having a cell phone because you made a deal that got you a million pounds? ...

    Or is it that you believe that your real friends would not make the EXTRA EFFORT to include you because you don't have a cell phone?

    Or is it that you believe that the love of your life would not make the EXTRA EFFORT to see you because you don't have a cell phone? ...

    Is that clearer for you?

  66. This is bad? by OfficeSubmarine · · Score: 1

    The article smacks of creating an idol out of a tool, and ignoring the whole point of a tool, use to create or enable something else. In this case, they value having constant access to their friends and family more than money. Good for them!

  67. Would you give up your car for a million pounds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about giving up the ability to ever have a car, or motorcycle, or any road-friendly vehicle for your entire life. Does a million pounds sound like a good deal? No? You think it would compromise your ability to enjoy life or succeed at your career?

    Addict...

  68. Out of wack priorities by skam240 · · Score: 1

    I don't know about any one else here but there isn't a tech gadget I own I wouldn't give up for a million British pounds (including my computer). Having an extra 2 million American dollars would open up so many opportunities for fun and leisure (not to mention the financial security it would provide) I don't think I would ever miss any single tech gadget.

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  69. Now, does that include... by Antony-Kyre · · Score: 1

    Now, does that include Helios?

  70. DUH by llZENll · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, a million pounds is really heavy, and a mobile phone is really light, who wants to carry around 500 tons? And a million pounds of what?

    1. Re:DUH by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      I can't even believe how many posts I had to go through before I found one that said,, "a million pounds of what ?"

      It took almost 2 hours from the initial post... amazing.

      Sorry, but I don't have any mod points.

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    2. Re:DUH by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I don't have any mod points.
      I do, so don't worry about it, I'll take care of it in a sec.
    3. Re:DUH by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      D'oh!

      Eh, anyone else got mod points?

    4. Re:DUH by Chemisor · · Score: 1

      Well, it used to be pounds of silver, but inflation has since lightened your load considerably. These days a million pounds only buys 12000 pounds or so, which, I admit, is still a bit much to carry.

  71. Sociopath by Attila+the+Bun · · Score: 2

    I'd pay you to take my mobile phone away. Old-school nerds like their gadgets, but hate talking.

    1. Re:Sociopath by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Actually, no. Truly old-school nerds were (mostly) guys with a deep and abiding interest in some unusual hobby or academic subject (or both). (Mine back in the 70's was model rocketry and space travel.) This was, almost 100% of the time, combined with dysfunctional social skills (except with fellow nerds and geeks).
       
      The stereotype of a nerd or a geek being a shallow gadget freak and member of an obsessive fanboy community is a recent one. (I.E., like the term 'hacker', the terms 'nerd' and 'geek' have been greatly debased.)

  72. Cell Phones and Their Devotees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The cell phone would be OK if it could sustain a call for more than five minutes before the call is terminated.

    The baggage the vendors hang on the cell phone are an effort to distract users from the fact that they don't work very well for what you bought them for. ("Oh, I'm in a dead zone - maybe I'll listen to an MP3 or take a picture! Lucky me that I have something to do instead of concluding the business that the dropped call was about!")

    IMHO people addicted to cell phones are people who are so immature and insecure that they need to think they are so important that they need to be available to their adoring fans no matter where they are or what they are doing.

    Cell phones: not just a toy, also a pacifier!

  73. show me the money SHOW ME THE MONEY by marxzed · · Score: 0

    1M UK pounds = $2.35M AUD oh hell yeh I'd have taken the money and crammed my little piece of peace breaker in their hands so quick their head wouldn't have time to spin....

    like the original articles 1st comment said I'd bet good money that if they made the offer standing there with a cheque or a briefcase of cash the response would have been that 100% would have given up their mobile phone

  74. MODERATORS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up, please.

    1. Re:MODERATORS!!! by baldass_newbie · · Score: 1

      Please mod parent up as '+1 Ironic'.

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    2. Re:MODERATORS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey man, I was fived. All that a man could ask for.

  75. That's easy... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

    When you'd rather put your dick in a disk drive than in your wife.

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  76. Obligatory - retarded premise by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Homer: Ohhhhh, 20 dollars! I wanted a peanut!

    Homer's Brain: 20 dollars can buy many peanuts.

    Homer: Explain how!

    Homer's Brain: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

    Homer: Woohoo!

    s/Peanut/Cell Phone/g
    s/20 dollars/1 million/pounds/g

    1. Re:Obligatory - retarded premise by Compholio · · Score: 1, Insightful

      s/Peanut/Cell Phone/g
      s/20 dollars/1 million/pounds/g
      Please try again:
      s/peanut/Cell Phone/g
      s/20 dollars/1 million pounds/g
    2. Re:Obligatory - retarded premise by eharvill · · Score: 1

      Please try again:
      s/peanut/Cell Phone/g
      s/20 dollars/1 million pounds/g
      Don't you want to start at the top of the file??? ;-)

      :1,$ s/peanut/Cell Phone/g
      :1,$ s/20 dollars/1 million pounds/g
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    3. Re:Obligatory - retarded premise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's wrong with :%s/peanut/Cell Phone/g ?

  77. Easy by Terrasque · · Score: 1

    When you sell your wife so you can subscribe to more porn sites, you're addicted.

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  78. I might not give up my phone for ~$1.5million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, the agreement was to give up the cellphone and never get one again. I might not do that for ~$1.5 million. There really is a large LARGE difference between having a personal phone number that reaches me (mostly) wherever I am and having a phone number that rings some phone at my house. I do realize that peole USED to get by without cell phones, but that is simply the exception rather than the rule now; it's like someone ~10 years ago (let alone today) not having a telephone. Sure some don't but it's like "no telephone? How the hell do I reach you?"; same with a cell phone now. There are fewer and fewer pay phones as time goes by, and more are being removed; if I went on a trip, which with that kind of cash would be tempting, I would not be able to reach friends and family, or call for a cab(/limousine..) if there is not one already at the airport (yes, some airports have no payphones whatsoever anymore; my dad finally had to get a cellphone on the family plan because for a business trip he was flying into an airport with no phones). If I spent through the money (really, if I got that kind of cash at once, it'd be easy to be "oh, I'm rich" and spend through it in the next 60 or so years 8-).. anyway, if I spent through the money, I'd be virtually unemployable; even low paying jobs, at least in my area, assume people are reachable by phone. I would not want to have to permanently sit around at home waiting for job offers to phone me. I know for a fact at least one person where I work lost their job for not having a cellphone; they went on vacation, I don't know if it was with notice or not, but if they gave notice it was lost. People at work called his listed (home) phone at least 1-2 times a week, but people at his house were like "I have no idea where he is or when he's coming back". After 3 or 4 weeks, we had to assume he had left town; when he finally came back it was like "sorry, we assumed you'd moved." With a cell phone, he would not have had to leave it on all the time or anything; checking voicemail and calling back once that entire month would have been enough for him to keep his job.

  79. Addicted to bits. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Is this just the result of deliberately skewed marketing dressed up as research, or is this another indication of western culture's obsession with communication and technology?"

    A more insightful question would have been; "How many would give up their illegal downloading"? Being addicted to technology is one thing. Being addicted to entertainment is quite another.

  80. Procedure by AdamWill · · Score: 1

    1. Accept one million pounds 2. Surrender cellphone 3. Hire flunky to talk on cellphone for you profit!

  81. When? I'll tell you when.. by ControlAltDelete · · Score: 2, Funny

    It becomes an addiction when you make up a creepy name for it. You know, like "Technolust".

  82. When does technolust become an addiction? by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    When you actually RTFA?

    - RG>

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  83. ....second mortgage? by bjackson1 · · Score: 1

    I can not imagine anyone taking out a second mortgage to purchase electronics. I might be a bit naive, but I'm a college student (albeit I have a job in systems administration that pays the bills) and I can pretty easy afford my HDTV, etc.

    Having to obtain a second mortgage for electronics is more than just technolust, it's insanity. What a sad state of affairs.

  84. Wrong way around by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 2, Funny

    We'll find out June 29.

    No, that's when we'll find out if people will give up a million pounds for a mobile phone.

  85. Choose: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read the headline... then immediately see the poll:

    How often do you reload your OS and software?
    Monthly
    Every 2 months
    Every 6 months
    Once a year
    Once every 2 years
    I'm still using Windows 3.1
    Whenever CowboyNeal upgrades

    Somehow, this all fits.

  86. In other news... by Z80xxc! · · Score: 1

    One in three people in the UK between the ages of 16 and 24 are total idiots.
    WTF? They wouldn't give up their phone for a million pounds? Are they nuts?? With a million pounds, you could buy more than just one new phone. I tell you, some people.

  87. What? by mixxu · · Score: 1

    one in three people aged 16 to 24 would not give up their mobile phone for a million pounds.
    Translation: 33% of young Britons are stupid. 1 million pounds (1,991,968.08 USD, 1,487,863.14 EUR) is a lot of money. Some of them will not earn that money working their whole lives. With that money I would buy a walkie-talkie and hire a guy to reply calls and text messages for me. A walkie-talkie is technically not a mobile phone. If that was forbidden I would just make my way with a Nokia wi-fi handheld. I could communicate via email and irc.
  88. Moderation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm tempted to mod this +1 Informative because of the hot coke bitches bit.

  89. Mod him down! He's mentioning spirituality! by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows we can't have THAT on here! Our OS is our religion!

  90. June 29, 2007 = best day of my life by mattgreen · · Score: 1

    The iPhone will be responsible for my self-actualization. Just you wait and see.

    1. Re:June 29, 2007 = best day of my life by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      iPhone: Now removes thetans.

  91. I would do it by vuffi_raa · · Score: 2, Funny

    I would give it up - in the mean time I would just get a tight little portable internet device and wait it out till mobile phones move on in the tech world like pagers did-
    either that or pay someone a half a million pounds to kill the guy watching me to make sure I don't get a cell phone

  92. stop it. just stop it. by nothings · · Score: 1

    When does calling something an addiction become an addiction?

    1. Re:stop it. just stop it. by rs79 · · Score: 1

      "When does calling something an addiction become an addiction?"

      Marketing guys are addicted to that sort of thing.

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  93. You might be a technophiliac if... by macraig · · Score: 2

    ... you blog about it for no pay from a machine that cost you what might have been the final nail in your down payment on a new house.

  94. Oooh! Oooh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one in three people aged 16 to 24 in the UK would not give up their mobile phone for a million pounds

    Pick me, pick me! Please? (Rent's due again.)

  95. maybe 1 in 3 isn't addicted to money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, now that's a scary thought -- people not willing to do something if offered lots of money. People living as they wish and not being willing to be bought off. I guess if it really mattered we'd have to use force again.

  96. why the (slam) mention of "western culture?" by deltacephei · · Score: 1

    Seems to me tech addiction/love/desire/demand is not at all constrained to the West: it's a function of income, pricing and product availability, among other factors. Are you somehow forgetting the obvious huge explosion of tech driven economies of China and India? Perhaps the massive marvels of Dubai escaped you? Japanese supercomputing slipped your mind ? Do you really think all the brainpower creating these things goes home and doesn't indulge in the same level of personal tech lust that drives the average Jose in Denver? That's a bit ignorant and baiting, anonymous.

  97. Gadget Deprication by l0rd · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't think the problem is people buying lots of gadgets, the problem is the story never ends. Gadgets will always deprecate in value fairly quickly (dvd players worth 50 euros now have the same fucntionality that dvdplayers worth 500 euros had a few years ago) and one also needs to get a replacement every x years (computer/laptop/ipod). Also because of technological progress, a gadget can bacome obsolete fairly quickly (palm/newton) for those wanting the latest features.

    While I myself love gadgets too and always have the newest computers/phone/ipod/laptop etc me & my fellow geeks have to accept the cold hard truth: it is money thrown down the drain.

  98. question by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    How many voicemails would you have to receive a day before you had a requirement to be able to listen to them non-sequentially via Visual Voicemail?
    Sure, it *looks* cool, but if you think about it, is it useful? Aren't you going to want to listen to voicemails in the order they come in?

    1. Re:question by empaler · · Score: 1

      My local carrier recently updated their Voicemail system. Now the newest are played first. Especially fun when hearing stuff like "Never mind the other message..."

    2. Re:question by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Sure, it *looks* cool, but if you think about it, is it useful?

      Absolutely. I often see 8 messages in a day after being out of range, and half the time they're from somebody I just had a meeting with, ergo they ought to be deleted without a listen. But now, I have to listen to the IVR, the message envelope, and start the message playing, just to hit delete. If it's six messages, that can be a two minute process. Majorly annoying.

      I thought about switching to a web-based voicemail for just this reason, but 1xRTT data coverage is much spottier than voice coverage - if I'm roaming data is useless.

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    3. Re:question by Coopa · · Score: 1

      Greg Papadopoulos recently did a keynote speech on this exact topic. The idea of voicemail being a linear, audial (sic?) service is an out-dated idea. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/6225398.stm

    4. Re:question by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

      I thought about switching to a web-based voicemail for just this reason, but 1xRTT data coverage is much spottier than voice coverage - if I'm roaming data is useless.

      Hate to say it, but iPhone's visual voicemail feature requires data coverage- otherwise you just get the voicemail indicator bit & count, not the message envelopes.

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  99. Seeing makes a diference ;) by pazZz · · Score: 0

    give them a bag with 1 million dollar in it. right in front of their nose. And they will throw their phone to hell!

  100. Not technology - people by Frantactical+Fruke · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't have a TV and don't want one, nor a car, motorbike or high end computer, but I would not give up my cell phone or net connection for anything. I was past thirty when I got them, so I know what life is like without them: It is lonely and disconnected. Until I happened to feed the words "Helsinki underground music" into a search engine some years ago, I didn't know that I had a lively scene of peers in my home town. They sure as heck never showed up on television, radio or any news stand publication, being too far beyond the mainstream and too few to interest advertisers. But they have mailing lists, web sites, record labels and net connections to similar artists all over the world. That's what the net means to me.

    And the cell phone means that I can take a walk in the city when I don't have work and not miss a job offer from my customers. God, how I hated sitting next to that landline phone, waiting for work!

    So I'm not addicted to technology, but the people it brings me. You simply cannot compare a cell phone to a flat screen TV - the latter is a dead one way channel.

    Rene Kita
    Artist, noise musician, freelance translator

    1. Re:Not technology - people by xx+spock+xx · · Score: 1

      dead one way channel?! its just another form of entertainment. personally i dont think there is such a thing as being to obsessed with technology its just another hobby or it can be a passion if you are really interested in technology and how it works and who can up with it etc.

  101. 10 years ago? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "... think about this -- if someone had told you even ten years ago that people would be taking out second mortgages to buy flat screen TVs, would you have believed it?"

    Yes. I've read 'Fahrenheit 451'.

  102. Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

    i dont understand this crap thats going on about the "addiction" etc about internet, games, technology and stuff.

    Tell me, is ANYONE thinking that one should need to "let go" of clothes ? Air conditioners ? HOUSES ? GLASSES ?

    in their time, all of these were technological inventions.

    what im saying is, trying to label internet, games and whatnot as "addictions" are utterly stupid. And almost always purported by people, who occasionally happen to be "psychologists", who have no capability for the technology hence do not use it.

    i dont give a jack about some people who are still living in early 1950s mindset calling anything addiction or not. they can go to hell.

    1. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      Clothes, glasses, even air conditioners, serve useful purposes. Games, flashy versions of otherwise-functional things, and spending all time on the internet, do not justifiably do so.

      Though I will blame the lack of practicality and utility entirely on mobile carriers' nonsensical pricing schemes. I'd so be connected 24/7 if it made sense.

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    2. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      Clothes, glasses, even air conditioners, serve useful purposes. Games, flashy versions of otherwise-functional things, and spending all time on the internet, do not justifiably do so.

      this argument fails so miserably that, it is "fail" itself.

      with your argument, football is useless. also, listening to classic music too. additionally, hanging out and whacking your brains out by beer in a local pub at night too.
    3. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by stewbacca · · Score: 1
      I take it you aren't from England? I'm an American, but I live in England, and mobile phone use is out of control. I've never seen an entire segment of any society as socially retarded as the demographic in this study. These morons walk around with both thumbs furiously type-type-typing away, not watching where they are going, not making eye contact with real humans...it is frightening. I've lived in Europe before (Germany) and never have I had such culture shock as trying to understand all these kids just texting their brains away. I love going to the Trafford Centre in Manchester and trying to count mobile phone stores. I think the last time I stopped counting at about 12.

      The adults aren't much better. Got an incoming call? Is it illegal to talk on a mobile and drive (hint, yes)? Why not just STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FREAKING ROAD (left blinker on, of course) AND CHAT TO YOUR HEART'S DESIRE?!?! Yeah, seems logical. Cause highway death and destruction, just because you feel like you need to answer your stupid call. Sheesh... I'm not saying Americans are any better, but at least the roads are wide enough you can pull off and not bring an entire country to a standstill (cough, A1, cough).

      There, I feel better now.

    4. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      .. you disagree??

      What you listed serves no[/little] purpose other than entertainment. It is precisely because these things serve no other purpose that they become candidates for "you're doing it too much".
      Do you deny some people become obsessed with football? with classical music? do you deny some people drink too much?

      If I was utterly "addicted" to mining coal, nobody would care because what I was doing was /useful/. If I spend all of my time, money, and effort, on something which does not produce a tangible benefit to society (referring to collection, not production), then yeah, I have a problem. Do you? Then yeah, you have a problem.

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    5. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by XPisthenewNT · · Score: 1

      Actually people who work all the time we call 'workaholics'. Balance is healthy, any one thing in excess is not.

    6. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      What you listed serves no[/little] purpose other than [b]entertainment[/b]

      indeed. like rest, like sleep.

      parts of the life that are vital to other functions of the individual. without them, they would just go nuts out of stress and go berserk.

      on the other side, people/things do not work out of bare necessity. if that would be as such, we would still be living by meeting our minimum needs and doing away with the rest all. people, actually all living beings strive to get most joy out of whatever existence they have to the extent they can. you eat food not only because you need it, but certain tastes put endorphines to your brain so you enjoy it.

      work and entertainment are 2 counterparts. each of them is for each other, without the other cant exist and be meaningful.
    7. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      there are going to be morons incapable of using any new technology they are given. majority differs. also, teenagers had always blown their life away with something when teenagers. this has been the custom.

    8. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The A1 isn't a road. It's a slightly mobile carpark. Once you come to that understanding it's much less frustrating.

    9. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      "work and entertainment are 2 counterparts. each of them is for each other, without the other cant exist and be meaningful."

      You seem to be implying that is some sort of counter-argument, as opposed to complete agreement with, what I said.

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    10. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      if you go over what you said briefly, you would see that you were talking rather overly puriten & prussian over the concept of "useful", carrying it over to concept of "work".

      this philosophy, taken to extremes, created nazi party in germany.

    11. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1
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    12. Re:Freck !! WHY would you have to give up ? by unity100 · · Score: 1

      everybody wins, except nazis. they were only useful in setting an example to be used in discussions for defining what is wrong.

  103. Will happily accept a million pounds by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    I would really have no problem to swap my mobile phone for a million pounds. Please sign me up!

  104. Quality of life vs. money by nikanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hear hear! Teenagers in Britain realize that a mobile phone considerably improves their social life. For some very odd reason, they would rather keep it than take a lump of cash.

    30% of people would not give up running water for a million pounds! 17% would not give up electric lights!

    Stupid "money is everything" attitude.. *grumble*

    1. Re:Quality of life vs. money by stewbacca · · Score: 0, Troll

      Anyone stupid enough to think their mobile phone is rewarding them with a rich and fulfilling social life doesn't deserve 1 million pounds.

  105. I call BS on the entire poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please. If you stood there with a check for 1 million pounds (How much is that in real money? *smile* ) there's no F-ing way 99% of the populace of the WORLD would say no. I'd love to say 'sorry, I don't have a cell phone because I traded it for 1 million pounds.'

    Remember - 419ers are STILL scamming peopl.e Still.

  106. I'm exactly the opposite... by jonadab · · Score: 1

    > one in three people aged 16 to 24 in the UK would not give up their mobile phone for a million pounds.

    Okay, so I don't live in the UK and I'm over 24, but nonetheless... I'm pleased to say I don't have a cellular phone, and I don't think I'd be willing to start carrying one for a million pounds. Maybe if I only had to keep it for a very short time (a few weeks at most), but otherwise forget it.

    It's bad enough I live in a house that has land-line phones in it.

    If there's anything more annoying than a ringing phone, I'm sure I don't know what it is.

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  107. Wow by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    One-third of 16 to 24 year olds in the UK are stupid.

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  108. Re:I'd give up my cell phone for a million pounds, by kalirion · · Score: 1

    You'd have to give up all your future mobile phones as well. If computers become really small and gain mobile phone functionality, you're screwed.

  109. I'll give you my phone for $100k by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 1

    I'd happily give up my personal cell phone for ever for 100k. It is convenient but I could easily live without it. I had one of the first cell phones way back when and then went for a number of years without one by choice when they started to get trendy. I guess it is more of a generational thing, or the fact that I like privacy every now and then. I have no need to call someone every 30 seconds, or stand at the store making a call about which peas I should get... I just buy some damned peas.

    Give me a true GPS, wifi, MP3/video, phone and a reasonable plan price, say $20-30/mo. and I'd care a lot more. Plan prices are out of hand and simply not worth it. How is it that my original Motorola Teletac Analog phone plan was $19.99/mo. and I got 750 daytime/unlimited nights and weekends... but for a crappy digital phone (300 day/unl. n/w) it is $42?

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  110. Opportunity cost and trust by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

    There is a severe flaw in the survey.

    If I ask you to do without something in return for some recompense (some other item or some sum of money), your response is going to be conditioned by two main "motivating conditions" (for want of a better term).

    • Opportunity cost, or your estimation of the value of the item you're giving up compared to the recompense promised.
    • Trust, or your estimation of the likelihood of the recompense ever being given.

    As a certain Alan pointed out, in his reply to the article:

    I bet the answers would have been different if the survey takers had actually had a million pound cheque in their hands. Why sholuld anyone take such a question seriously? Alan | Fri 22 June, 2007 1:32am

    If you promised me such an exaggerated amount of money that it far outweighed anything I would reasonably expect to receive, then I am likely to distrust the offer, and refuse.

    Offer me a visible ten dollars (i.e., wave the bill in front of me) for the cup of coffee I just made for myself, and I will probably accept.

    Offer me over the telephone a million dollars in return for never using a mobile phone, and I'll not take the offer seriously. Even if I were willing to accept such a trade, I don't take your offer seriously and reject it out of hand.

    Beef.

  111. Meaningless by russotto · · Score: 1

    Since they weren't actually offering the million pounds, it doesn't mean anything. Put the offer on the table for real and see how many people accept, THEN you have a real survey.

    (which is why the right answer the proposition in the old joke is "Is that an offer?" or perhaps "Show me the money!")

  112. Hard cash vs offer by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

    If you have actual hard cash in front of them, people's prices drop a lot.

    They might say "I'd never do it for a million dollars" but faced with losing real money, the tune changes.

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  113. Good grief by FreudianNightmare · · Score: 1

    They just *said* they'd not give up the mobile. If someone *actually* gave them 1 million pounds they'd be using public phone boxes and hitting the parents landline like a shot.

    Honestly, you don't believe what people say in these kinds of surveys do you? If you do, I've a lovely bridge I can sell you, splits in the middle and everything...

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  114. 1,000,000.00 GBP = 1m GBP = 1,997,554.01 USD by Efialtis · · Score: 1

    I'll do it.
    For (roughly) 2 million USD, I would give up the Cell Phone - FOR EVER!

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  115. Give up my Cell Phone? by Lunatek · · Score: 1

    Show me the money

  116. Are you living in a cave? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 1

    Are you living in a cave? £1 million is $2 million, not $1.5 million.

    It's been several years since the exchange rate was £1 = $1.50. You can thank George W. Bush and the rest of the clowns for allowing the dollar to lose a third of its value on their watch.

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