If your Penis has joints in it, you've got more serious concerns.
Like which axial direction to articulate in? One direction could lead to a new baby while the other will have you questioning the bars you've been going to.
This calls for action. The internet must be cleaned up. All PC's must be outfitted with a Breathalyzer to ensure nobody is intoxicated while driving the mouse. Also, social security cards should be required for every transaction. Congress must solve this complex problem by instituting a 'no toddler left alone' policy by putting friendly DHS staff at the desk of every workstation in every house in the nation. Think of the jobs created! And the children saved! RealID Internet ID Security+ Cards (TM) will now be mandatory for all plebeians. Network monitoring will be installed on every home workstation per mandatory Child-Safe-Cloud-Initiative protocols. The Congress will pass laws dictating internet rationing, and you will be given 1/30 internets everyday. If you go over your internets, you will be taxed over 9000 E-Points, which will be filed on your 1040IEEE-Z form. Fingerprint-Retinal-Anal probes will be given to ensure the AAA during each online transaction. I, senator [INSERT NAME HERE] propose this bill to save the chilrens and this great nation that is under continual attack by anonymous super hackers.
Or just watch the sites your kids go to until the come of proper age. And if at proper age they still are clicking on aforementioned items, well, not everybody can be speshul buttercup, eh mates?
That's a pretty cool idea, I'd be ecstatic to see an implementation is a sort of proof of concept. Something you thought up, or has an idea like this already been discussed?
Back when I waited tables in a restaurants to pay for college, I can promise you me and the other servers were not taking Facebook breaks outside the back door.
This. The 'end' of overtime is infuriating. If you're salary perhaps there are exceptions in that it's understood as such, ie the financial security of salary is repayed by the occasional 50-80 week to get the job done. But if you're hourly and being 'payed' for a full '40' pseudosalary-style (seen this many places), and being worked 60+ on a consistent basis, well, fuck that. I've known shops where everybody is getting paid an hourly wage on the checks for 40 a week, but you were an immediate outcast if you didn't come in 2 hours early and stay 2 hours late every gd day.
So if you're an employer who can hire a CEO fresh out of college who is making $60,000 versus an older wanker who is making $15,000,000, and the younger MBAhas skills that are fresher, who would you hire?
Well normally we just hire the MBAs if they came from ivy league, double the CEO's pay, and outsource engineering to India and fabrication to China. Win-win for everybody, AMIRITE?
Because Rovio brought us the first of this wonderful concept of projectile-tower crushing. No ripping off there. Never been done. Glad people pay for it. **puts on old and bitter smug-cap, goes back to Crush the Castle 3**
The Department of Defense is now the Department of Offense and the DHS is now the Department of Defense (against American Citizens enacting their civil liberties).
WTF does that even mean? I understand Fox is trying to tie the negative connotations of the modern day usage of the word hacker to WikiLeaks, but who the flying fuck is this conglomerate of the hacker community such that Fox can claim them as reputable sources, much less assume that these people speak for the community as a whole, assuming that there is a uniform grouping of people that aren't just an amoeba group of a couple people who claim to be 'hackers', and thus the whole community is now tied to WikiLeaks via Fox's shitty sourcing in the first couple sentences that catch eyes.
Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Fuhrer. Ein News Channel.
The sad corollary being the zookeepers are probably more democratic and humane to their animals than our dearest politicians are to their constituents.
Come along! Free to all who love liberty and the self-preservation and dignity of a truly open and free society, operating on a moral compass while honoring people's ability to thrive and profit from their own talents and hard work, while also caring for those in need, and freedom from the plutocracy, tyranny, and mega-corporatism that own us here in New Rome! Bring your serious face, gotta prepare for the first constitutional convention.
All of that because one democrat Senator died at the wrong time...
Damn.
Even if that one senator had lived, congress/senate/executive office would still get to win more douchery eventually. All of that because the house, senate, and executive office is still alive and dicking, takin' our internets and grabbin our crotches. Give it 30 years and hopefully the next batch of politicos will be....nevermind.
How about the chemical workers--are they unionized?
Ziiiiiiinnnnggg! Subtle is your pun, but malicious it is not. I'm guessing their work-force has bonded quite covalently. I wonder their lithium potentials are strong enough to work in bipolar junctions?
What happens when consumer spending DOESN'T rebound?
The economy will contract from it's inflated value accordingly and life will go on after much worthless pundit banter and political grandstanding. If the contraction is drastic enough, there will probably be a global financial system collapse after QE-X causes the printing presses to overheat. Or it will increase and we will keep racking up more debt until we hit the same ceiling again. Rinse. Repeat.
Slashdot Mirror
and an accompanying infographic
When this word plateaus, I will bring back synergy.
If Israel truly believes that it's existence is threatened then they can do something about it themselves.
...themselves being a US ground invasion.
Will it blend?
Now I have another euphemism for rosie palm'in it.
Person X: "Why do we need so much conditioner?"
Person Y: "Engineering purposes."
joints so we put some joints in your joints so you can joint while you joint.
If your Penis has joints in it, you've got more serious concerns.
Like which axial direction to articulate in? One direction could lead to a new baby while the other will have you questioning the bars you've been going to.
This calls for action. The internet must be cleaned up. All PC's must be outfitted with a Breathalyzer to ensure nobody is intoxicated while driving the mouse. Also, social security cards should be required for every transaction. Congress must solve this complex problem by instituting a 'no toddler left alone' policy by putting friendly DHS staff at the desk of every workstation in every house in the nation. Think of the jobs created! And the children saved! RealID Internet ID Security+ Cards (TM) will now be mandatory for all plebeians. Network monitoring will be installed on every home workstation per mandatory Child-Safe-Cloud-Initiative protocols. The Congress will pass laws dictating internet rationing, and you will be given 1/30 internets everyday. If you go over your internets, you will be taxed over 9000 E-Points, which will be filed on your 1040IEEE-Z form. Fingerprint-Retinal-Anal probes will be given to ensure the AAA during each online transaction. I, senator [INSERT NAME HERE] propose this bill to save the chilrens and this great nation that is under continual attack by anonymous super hackers.
Or just watch the sites your kids go to until the come of proper age. And if at proper age they still are clicking on aforementioned items, well, not everybody can be speshul buttercup, eh mates?
time cube is TRUTH. four days in reality DAY. time is CUBIC. all hail TIME CUBE
That's a pretty cool idea, I'd be ecstatic to see an implementation is a sort of proof of concept. Something you thought up, or has an idea like this already been discussed?
Back when I waited tables in a restaurants to pay for college, I can promise you me and the other servers were not taking Facebook breaks outside the back door.
willing to work 80 hours a week and call it 40
This. The 'end' of overtime is infuriating. If you're salary perhaps there are exceptions in that it's understood as such, ie the financial security of salary is repayed by the occasional 50-80 week to get the job done. But if you're hourly and being 'payed' for a full '40' pseudosalary-style (seen this many places), and being worked 60+ on a consistent basis, well, fuck that. I've known shops where everybody is getting paid an hourly wage on the checks for 40 a week, but you were an immediate outcast if you didn't come in 2 hours early and stay 2 hours late every gd day.
So if you're an employer who can hire a CEO fresh out of college who is making $60,000 versus an older wanker who is making $15,000,000 , and the younger MBA has skills that are fresher, who would you hire?
Well normally we just hire the MBAs if they came from ivy league, double the CEO's pay, and outsource engineering to India and fabrication to China. Win-win for everybody, AMIRITE?
DHS sequence your DNA. Come here comrade, we keep tabs on your DNAs. For your safety comrade. For your safety.
...Angry Birds brand, or ripping off its fans.
Because Rovio brought us the first of this wonderful concept of projectile-tower crushing. No ripping off there. Never been done. Glad people pay for it. **puts on old and bitter smug-cap, goes back to Crush the Castle 3**
The Department of Defense is now the Department of Offense and the DHS is now the Department of Defense (against American Citizens enacting their civil liberties).
Multiple sources within the hacker community
WTF does that even mean? I understand Fox is trying to tie the negative connotations of the modern day usage of the word hacker to WikiLeaks, but who the flying fuck is this conglomerate of the hacker community such that Fox can claim them as reputable sources, much less assume that these people speak for the community as a whole, assuming that there is a uniform grouping of people that aren't just an amoeba group of a couple people who claim to be 'hackers', and thus the whole community is now tied to WikiLeaks via Fox's shitty sourcing in the first couple sentences that catch eyes.
Ein Volk. Ein Reich. Ein Fuhrer. Ein News Channel.
The election is still MANY MONTHS away. Don't play the election cycle game.
That's just the "Occupy Zoo!" crowd!
The sad corollary being the zookeepers are probably more democratic and humane to their animals than our dearest politicians are to their constituents.
Come along! Free to all who love liberty and the self-preservation and dignity of a truly open and free society, operating on a moral compass while honoring people's ability to thrive and profit from their own talents and hard work, while also caring for those in need, and freedom from the plutocracy, tyranny, and mega-corporatism that own us here in New Rome! Bring your serious face, gotta prepare for the first constitutional convention.
Also ever Tuesday is silly hat day.
All of that because one democrat Senator died at the wrong time... Damn.
Even if that one senator had lived, congress/senate/executive office would still get to win more douchery eventually. All of that because the house, senate, and executive office is still alive and dicking, takin' our internets and grabbin our crotches. Give it 30 years and hopefully the next batch of politicos will be....nevermind.
I'll just go long on Brawndo stock.
...same as the old...oh fuck it. I'm starting my own country in Antarctica. This place is burning.
How about the chemical workers--are they unionized?
Ziiiiiiinnnnggg! Subtle is your pun, but malicious it is not. I'm guessing their work-force has bonded quite covalently. I wonder their lithium potentials are strong enough to work in bipolar junctions?
Jesus Christ, it's a Li-Ion! Get in the Ca-ar!
the chemistry cat
wants his puns back
before they argon
What happens when consumer spending DOESN'T rebound?
The economy will contract from it's inflated value accordingly and life will go on after much worthless pundit banter and political grandstanding. If the contraction is drastic enough, there will probably be a global financial system collapse after QE-X causes the printing presses to overheat. Or it will increase and we will keep racking up more debt until we hit the same ceiling again. Rinse. Repeat.
They need to sell marketing speak decoders to dub over everything that gets spewed by the mba vermin.