Your friends will never tell you the real truth... but I will!
1. Take your Mac and throw it against the sidewalk. Repeat until you feel
like purchasing a PC. [Dell]
2. Take your Nokia phone and run it over with your car. Purchase a HTC
Trinity phone. [GPS - great for roads, mp3 player, 2 cameras - 2 mp...]
3. Take your 3 MP camera and give it to charity. Purchase a nice 5+ MP camera. [Kodak/Nikon]
4. Purchase a Magellan 600. [GPS, great for roads and trails]
5. Don't bring your new Dell laptop with you, most of things you'll want to do on the laptop can be done on you HTC Trinity.
6. Suspend your cell phone service for a few months. [USA]
7. Purchase prepaid sim cards from EBay for the country/countries you're visiting.
8. Purchase a simcard cloner and clone all of the simcards on to one simcard.
9. Bring along couple of GBs of SD cards. [Camera, GPS, Cell [mini SD]]
10. Bring a 1+ GB thumb drive. [Encrypt it] -- Make digital copies of passport, itinerary, drivers license, etc. and store copies on thumb drive.
You are craving pizza, but you're not able to find a pizza serving restaurant nearby....
But, you do find a restaurant serving nice, juicy, tasty, hamburgers.
You order the hamburger and it tastes soooooooooooooooooo good that you forget that you ever
wanted pizza. You don't even care about not having pizza, you are so full, and you are fine with having a
hamburger.
What am I saying?
Well, Dell serving Linux would be nice.... but once I ordered the XPS M1710 with Vista -- I was equally pleased! *Burp*
LOL... the Bible says that only thieves use Windows, everyone else uses the door.
Hmmm... door... Fe-DOOR-a!
Meh... This sucks! I don't mind having to get up one hour earlier...
But, I do mind Outlook crashing, appointments being due when they aren't, and the clock changing back 1 hour!
This computer must be possessed! OUT YOU TIME DEMONS! =[
Every time I hear about an Apple product, they remind me of
Fisher Price. You know... the colorful, big, kiddy toys?
The toy phones, computers, cars, etc... you buy for little kids
so that they don't slobber over the real phone, computer... etc.
I'm not going to spend $500 on a Fisher Price toy for myself [or on anyone else]!
BUT, I will/do spend that kind of money on the real deal: HTC!
I just bought a black HTC Trinity [$600]. [400 MHz, GPS , Bluetooth, IR, WI-FI, 3G, EDGE, HSDPA, Quad band GSM, 2 Cameras [2mp], Video conference, A+ battery life, 2 GB min SD [4 GB after firmware update], Windows Mobile Etc...]
Fisher Price IPhone? No thanks, I'M A BIG BOY NOW!
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His idea [no not a theory] came from nothing and is full of nothing!
-x3lite
Your friends will never tell you the real truth... but I will!
;]
1. Take your Mac and throw it against the sidewalk. Repeat until you feel like purchasing a PC. [Dell]
2. Take your Nokia phone and run it over with your car. Purchase a HTC Trinity phone. [GPS - great for roads, mp3 player, 2 cameras - 2 mp...]
3. Take your 3 MP camera and give it to charity. Purchase a nice 5+ MP camera. [Kodak/Nikon]
4. Purchase a Magellan 600. [GPS, great for roads and trails]
5. Don't bring your new Dell laptop with you, most of things you'll want to do on the laptop can be done on you HTC Trinity.
6. Suspend your cell phone service for a few months. [USA]
7. Purchase prepaid sim cards from EBay for the country/countries you're visiting.
8. Purchase a simcard cloner and clone all of the simcards on to one simcard.
9. Bring along couple of GBs of SD cards. [Camera, GPS, Cell [mini SD]]
10. Bring a 1+ GB thumb drive. [Encrypt it] -- Make digital copies of passport, itinerary, drivers license, etc. and store copies on thumb drive.
Thats enough gadgets to bring along...
-x3lite
LONG LIVE THE PC!
-x3lite
1. Surf the internet wearing a mask.
2. Always use a different font.
3. Set an email forward from your Gmail to your Yahoo mail, from Yahoo to your Hotmail email, and finally from Hotmail to your cell phone as a MMS.
4. Clean your keyboard and mouse with rubbing alcohol after each use.
5. Use wireless headphones to listen to your illegal MP3s during your web surfing.
6. Attach your computer to the Clapper [The quickest way to hide the evidence!]
7. Paper shred your hard drive and starting using a tape drive.
Bonus: Virus Proof Your Surfing!
8. Inject antibiotics into your liquid cooling system!
If all else fails... Blame your grandma!
-x3lite
You are craving pizza, but you're not able to find a pizza serving restaurant nearby....
But, you do find a restaurant serving nice, juicy, tasty, hamburgers.
You order the hamburger and it tastes soooooooooooooooooo good that you forget that you ever wanted pizza. You don't even care about not having pizza, you are so full, and you are fine with having a hamburger.
What am I saying? Well, Dell serving Linux would be nice.... but once I ordered the XPS M1710 with Vista -- I was equally pleased! *Burp*
LOL... the Bible says that only thieves use Windows, everyone else uses the door. Hmmm... door... Fe-DOOR-a!
Now... where did I save that Torrent...?
-X3lite
Meh... This sucks! I don't mind having to get up one hour earlier...
But, I do mind Outlook crashing, appointments being due when they aren't, and the clock changing back 1 hour!
This computer must be possessed! OUT YOU TIME DEMONS! =[
-x3lite
IPhone? UPhone? Diephone?
I refuse to purchase anything that is Apple.
Every time I hear about an Apple product, they remind me of Fisher Price. You know... the colorful, big, kiddy toys? The toy phones, computers, cars, etc... you buy for little kids so that they don't slobber over the real phone, computer... etc.
I'm not going to spend $500 on a Fisher Price toy for myself [or on anyone else]! BUT, I will/do spend that kind of money on the real deal: HTC! I just bought a black HTC Trinity [$600]. [400 MHz, GPS , Bluetooth, IR, WI-FI, 3G, EDGE, HSDPA, Quad band GSM, 2 Cameras [2mp], Video conference, A+ battery life, 2 GB min SD [4 GB after firmware update], Windows Mobile Etc...]
Fisher Price IPhone? No thanks, I'M A BIG BOY NOW!
-x3lite