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Why Dell Won't Offer Linux On Its PCs

derrida sends us to an article in the Guardian by Jack Schofield explaining why he believes Dell won't offer Linux on its PCs. In the end he suggests that those lobbying Dell for such a solution go out and put together a company and offer one themselves. Quoting: "The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer. There are more than 100 distros, and everybody seems to want a different one — or the same one with a different desktop, or whatever. It costs Dell a small fortune to offer an operating system... so the lack of a standard is a real killer. The less obvious problem is the very high cost of Linux support, especially when selling cheap PCs to naive users who don't RTFM... and wouldn't understand a Linux manual if they tried. And there's so much of it! Saying 'Linux is just a kernel, so that's all we support' isn't going to work, but where in the great sprawling heap of GNU/Linux code do you draw the line?"

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  1. Stop it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    More importantly, isn't anyone else tired of hearing about why or why not? Enough already, no one really cares.

    1. Re:Stop it! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      Yeah, no kidding. In the end, why the hell does it matter which OS you use if it gets the job done? I mean great, if you're a geek and into all this you'll be interested in tweaking and so on, but for probably 90% of computer users who just want to check their e-mail, surf the web and write a few letters, they could run Amiga Workbench 1.0 and be satisfied.

    2. Re:Stop it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why the hell does it matter which OS you use if it gets the job done?

      It matters a lot because computer users do not exist in isolation. Your choice of OS affects my ability to choose freely.

      I used to be a happy Unix user, using LaTeX, emacs, Postscript for figures, etc. Once Windows became on the ascendant, people I worked with started sending me documents that I couldn't read. After several years of struggling with [Star,Open]Office, VMWare, Crossover Office etc. I switched to a Mac, which has nominal MS Office support though I still need access to a Windows machine to get `real' MS Office for those few stubborn files.

      If these other people were using Linux (or another OS where open file formats are the norm), I would be able to read natively the documents they circulated without having to run the same operating system. The fact that they all use Windows means that I have to make compromises on the OS I use in order to be able to collaborate with them.

      Okay, what I've highlighted is really a problem with the MS Office monopoly, rather than the Windows monopoly, though I would argue that the two are practically inseparable. There are many other examples that are directly tied to the OS (e.g. SMB, IE), and it's pretty undeniable that interoperability with Linux and Mac OS X is much easier than with Windows.

    3. Re:Stop it! by Mateo_LeFou · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "90% of computer users who just want to check their e-mail, surf the web and write a few letters"

      This is why it is *stupid as *hell for 90% of users to spend more than $400 on a computer and more than $0 on the software.

      So how come the average price of a desktop is $700. "Vista-capable" ones probably average over $1000. Add $200 for MS software and you've got *almost *all of the market paying three times what any sensible person would pay.

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    4. Re:Stop it! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      Totally with you there. The Commodore-64 sacrificed quality for price and many of us have very fond memories of it despite that. People pay a lot of money for hardware because they think they're supposed to.

    5. Re:Stop it! by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      And you think most computer users have that problem? Considering how few people use Linux in the first place and how many just use the default text ap- Textpad, Wordpad, whatever- again, I think that is a problem for a select group of people. Grandma isn't going to be worried about obscure document formats.

    6. Re:Stop it! by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I AM tired of hearing sophomoric arguments from people who aren't in business themselves - including the idiot who wrote this article.

      The variety of Linux distros is utterly irrelevant to anybody, including Dell. If Dell wants to sell Linux, they will deal with one of the top two or three Linux companies and that's it. It's an insignifant issue in all other respects. If there went fifty versions of Windows, does anybody expect Dell would try to support them all? Hardly - they would turn that whole thing back to Microsoft to do the support - and rightly so. In fact, they and the rest of the industry SHOULD do that - make Microsoft RESPONSIBLE for supporting their own crap, rather than laying it off on everybody else while Bill reaps the savings.

      One moron on another site commenting on this issue suggested that Dell would be put off because some morons would buy a Linux box expecting to get a Windows box and then complain to Dell.

      Gimme a break... While certainly there WILL be such morons, Dell is not SO stupid that they wouldn't be able to deal with this irrelevant issue. Dell has morons buying the wrong box NOW for whatever reason and bitching about it. What's so special about some moron buying the wrong box with Linux on it?

      Dell can certainly offer preinstalled Linux if they want to - figuring out how to offset the negative aspects isn't rocket science.

      Where people go wrong is when they suppose the fact that Dell is selling Linux laptops and desktops will make all that much difference in the uptake of Linux on those platforms.

      Obviously a few new Linux users will buy the boxes. But mostly people who are already Linux users will buy them if they believe Dell has certified the OS to run ALL the hardware - thus eliminating the main issues of poor support of wireless cards, touchpads, and special keys.

      The REAL issue for Dell is whether they can attract some large corporate business with this move. Reportedly, HP has made some very large deals for Linux desktops - involving thousands of units per sale. THIS is what Dell will be looking at - not whether some individuals want Linux on the desktop.

      The ONLY issue for Dell is will it cost them more to set that market up than they make on those larger deals to do it - and only Dell can know that.

      If there ARE large corporate Linux sales to be made AND Dell can figure out how to provide that service to those corporations, it MAY help Linux in moving to the desktop. But that's a chicken-and-egg issue - which came first, the corporate desire for Linux or Dell providing Linux? Obviously the demand has to be there, so the entrance of Dell into that market will not really improve Linux's chances for being on the desktop. The only way that would be true is if major corporations aren't moving to Linux because they can't get major hardware supplier support - and that isn't a proven fact.

      The one BIG advantage Linux users may get from Dell supporting that market is that at least some peripheral manufacturers may then be motivated - or requested by Dell - to provide driver support. And that will be good for all Linux users.

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    7. Re:Stop it! by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1
      The Commodore-64 sacrificed quality for price

      I was a TRS-80 guy, so I didn't play with the C64 much, but wasn't it the case that the VIC-20 was the cheap machine and the C64 was the expensive machine?

    8. Re:Stop it! by markiv34 · · Score: 0

      Exactly, people who want to use Linux on a Dell machine would not have any problem installing Linux. There is exists more than on distro for Linux (OpenSUSE, Fedora, Ubuntu, Gentoo, Slackware, Debian, etc), I would not want Dell deciding for me the kind of distro I should be running on my computer. Dell not offering Linux PC's gives us more choice.

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  2. Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action. by QuietLagoon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    The person who wrote the article hasn't a clue. Does he really think that Windows is easy to use or support?? If he does, then ask him about daylight savings time....

  3. Bullshit by JoshJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Start your own company and do it yourself?" The market is saturated- there's already a large number of major OEM computer manufacturers. Trying to reach that level from scratch isn't going to work. That's like saying "You don't like Coca-Cola or Pepsi? Start your own soda company then." It's wholly impractical and simply dodges the issue.

    1. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean like www.myjones.com or like www.bawls.com ?

    2. Re:Bullshit by tomchurchill · · Score: 1

      You don't like Coca-Cola or Pepsi? The founders of Snapple, Izzie, and several dozen other tea/soda companies did, within roughly the last decade, and have done fantastically well. It's not impractical, it just requires: 1) having a good idea. (Selling Linux PCs probably isn't), 2) Making it happen. Maybe you can't -- but don't assume no one else can, either...

    3. Re:Bullshit by PinkPanther · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Dodge the issue? Which one is that, that Dell is out to make money?

      His suggestion of starting a company is simply to highlight that there is A LOT of effort involved and that even a company like Dell likely can't see much business benefit in trying to go down this road. If Dell cannot do it with their cookie-cutter approach to most everything, then a completely different approach is needed and the author is suggesting that the collective figure that part out.

      And by "cannot do it", I mean "cannot come up with a viable business plan". There is a very limited market for Linux on cheap PCs; what market there is would have extremely small profit margins; what market there is is further fragmented between the distros and desktops; and the training for a support organization would be next-to-killer to set up. How many Linux gurus do you know that want to either man phones or want to write up support scripts?

      I'd love to see reasonably priced PCs come out with a stable, robust, well documented Linux distro. Unfortunately at this juncture, I don't know of one (yes, I run Ubuntu and Fedora...no they aren't well enough documented for a corporation to venture into supporting a disperate class of users).

      The majority of people I know that run Linux exclusively are very picky about the boxes they run on. Most either built their own or completely spec'ed them out themselves. Dell simply would not be a place that these folks would buy from. Myself, I run Linux on just about any kind of box...but I'm not out to run bleeding edge apps on them, I simply want a shell, a text editor and some server software.

      I would gladly buy a Dell with Linux, but there aren't enough of me to support a business model for Dell. I don't know what the overhead of them setting up a product line is, but I suspect that they'd have to yield many hundreds of millions of dollars to make it worth their while.

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    4. Re:Bullshit by anagama · · Score: 1

      I remember that Snapple Mint Tea was my favorite drink around the time I graduated college. 1992. So Snapple's been working on it for at least 1.5 decades. .... I sure wish I could still get the mint tea. It was great.

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    5. Re:Bullshit by spagetti_code · · Score: 1

      Read the article.

      You aren't competing with the "large number of major OEM computer manufacturers",
      just those few that build to order and install linux. And support linux.

      He's identified an opportunity for linux people to put their $$ where their
      mouth is - invest in creating a company that does *exactly* what they want Dell
      to do.

      Any takers? Anyone?

    6. Re:Bullshit by desenz · · Score: 1

      I like that one too. I still see it in the mall nearby me... unless they're just really old bottles...

    7. Re:Bullshit by anagama · · Score: 1

      East coast? I went to college in the east -- I've never seen it out west though.

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    8. Re:Bullshit by simontek2 · · Score: 1

      I did that once.
      http://youtube.com/watch?v=VqOoDYy4qbI
      video of the store.

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    9. Re:Bullshit by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      That's like saying "You don't like Coca-Cola or Pepsi? Start your own soda company then."It's wholly impractical and simply dodges the issue.

      I don't know, it seems to have worked out okay for Richard Branson.
    10. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      snapple still sells mint tea, hasn't been discontinued :)

    11. Re:Bullshit by ameoba · · Score: 1

      I lived in Washington state around that time and remember mint tea. I haven't seen it sold for several years but Snapple's website seems to list it as one of their current flavors.

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    12. Re:Bullshit by mrjohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to mention... Penguin Computing already does this.

      What people want are a large computer firm to sell name brand computers with Linux, not generic boxen. (I don't know why though -- I bought my last workstation from Penguin and it friggen rocks.)

    13. Re:Bullshit by jinxidoru · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Even bigger BS is expecting a big company like Dell to spend a lot of money to go after a ridiculously small market. Is anyone here so deep into their geekdom as to believe that Dell would make a lot of money selling Linux boxes? I think this article makes a lot of sense with its explanation.

    14. Re:Bullshit by Dephex+Twin · · Score: 1

      Snapple was founded in New York in 1972. Source

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    15. Re:Bullshit by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      It's not impractical, it's been done several times before, and even easier with internet advertising and internet sales websites! Dell started in Michael's garage, Alien computers did the same thing. Both started small and GREW. It's the only way Linux supported machines can work, I believe. Dell and its competitors are simply too large and focused to risk the resources and sweetheart deals they currently have to make a serious offering. There's so much inertia and management behind their way of making and selling computers that they can't seriously change.

      Big companies like Dell have grown and become huge by coming up with a model, then taking that model and perfecting it. They're no longer able to adapt to demands like Linux support. They've squeezed so much efficiency out of selling computers by putting crapware on it that Linux will cost more than their Windows alternatives. If Dell does support Linux, it will largely work like Windows workstation division works already. It will come pre-installed, and a seperate software update system will be implemented for Dell's add on tools, if any update is provided. If we're very unlucky, Dell will eventually bundle Yahoo! toolbars, etc with firefox for a sum of money.

      Instead, a small vendor (kind of already exist, but generally resell other people's hardware) can recognize that a particular market is underserved / not served at all. They recognize that people want backlight laptop keyboards, or high response panels, or whatever, and go to customize. They aren't concerned competitors -- there aren't any significant ones yet. They can recognize that distros like Ubuntu are popular and community maintained. They'll run custom public software repos. The CEO and hopefully sales staff will use the stuff they're selling. And they'll figure out how to make a living selling and supporting Linux. Then Dell will buy them out, unless Canonical makes a bigger offer.

      I partly wonder if Dell has some big plans ahead and is astroturfing now for the press attention. I said above they can't really figure things out, but they do have linux experience and linux kernel engineers. They've gone to bat with linux at least once before. Maybe Michael Dell left his company to spend some time thinking. He said in an interview with NYTimes that "It feels like 1984 and I am starting over again". Most of the time changing a company is paramount to moving a mountain. The average CEO tenure is 3 years, and the bulk of their compensation is in incentive pay (stock options). Moreover, the CEO's training and experience is not in founding new companies but in managing and making medium companies larger. Micheal though, has seen a lot and knows the business quite well.

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    16. Re:Bullshit by magarity · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Start your own company and do it yourself?" The market is saturated- there's already a large number of major OEM computer manufacturers.
       
      But there are no companies that are selling support to a Linux distro on Dells. Here's how it plays out, in familiar slashdot formatting:
       
      1: Pick several models of Dells
      2: Pick your favorite Linux distro and get make an image tweaked for models in step 1
      3: Sell support contracts for said install image to others whose favorite distro is the same as your
      4: Maybe make a little profit but more likely spend half your time explaining why you picked distro X instead of Y and the other half of the time trying to figure out what when wrong when the users heavily modified and recompiled your carefully tweaked image in bizarre ways without admitting to doing so when they call for support.

    17. Re:Bullshit by Ours · · Score: 1

      Or you can buy fresh mint and make your own. Bowl water, add mint. 100% natural. I drink that 4 times a day, no sugar, no tea, no caffeine.

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    18. Re:Bullshit by caseydk · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The market is tiny and segmented between all the distros.

      Let's face it, to get any distro from a mainstream distributor we're going to have to standardize on one... which isn't going to happen any time soon. In the meantime, we're stuck wiping the box and installing ourselves.

      Actually, I'd be happy if they just gave me a clean box and let me handle the rest.

    19. Re:Bullshit by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      The thing is, if you sell a machine with any distro, then the person buying it know that all of the hardware shipped with the box has Linux support. Your average corporate customer will wipe the disk and re-image the machine anyway, so it's just a matter of avoiding paying for a copy of Windows you don't need, and being sure the machine is Linux-compatible.

      As long as they don't start including binary, Dell-only kernel modules, of course...

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    20. Re:Bullshit by zsau · · Score: 1

      I want a laptop I can buy in Australia with GNU/Linux pre-installed (or, at least, just-works fully compatible with linux: extended desktop, wireless, sound, bluetooth, ...). If Dell does Linux, I can get that. But System 76 or Penguin or whoever can't or won't.

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    21. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bowl water? I'll try to remember that if you ever offer me a cup of mint tea.

    22. Re:Bullshit by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      The founders of Snapple, Izzie
      I never heard of them until now -- I see a problem, don't you?
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    23. Re:Bullshit by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      But there are no companies that are selling support to a Linux distro on Dells.
      ... What about Dell ?
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    24. Re:Bullshit by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      Sure, Dell won't see their sales skyrocket. But there are people who would buy a Linux desktop from them. The fact that the market is "ridiculously small" (let's say in the 1% range) isn't going to stop a big company from going after it. In fact, if you're looking to grab a niche market, having a huge existing distribution system can be a tremendous help.

      I don't think the article does a good job explaining anything. It's basically claiming that everyone who uses Linux does so because they're cheapskates who are looking to save $40 by ditching the Windows Tax. The author suggests that Linux users are incapable of being upsold despite draws like a bigger hard drive, more RAM, or a guaranteed-compatible peripheral (printers, cameras, etc.). According to this guy, the only market really worth pursuing are high-end gamers.

      He uses the same reasoning to dismiss the idea of selling third party customer support. Linux users? Pay money? Puh-shaw! Frankly, if their marketing department lacks the creativity needed to get across the simple message ("This isn't for everyone, but if it's for you then it's worth paying a premium for") then it's time
      to let the pink slips rain down in a mighty torrent. Tell me that you haven't seen marketers gamely try to sell you on worse ideas.

      Small market, true. Not worth bending over backwards for, probably. But the article (and you) have failed to convince me that it would be extremely burdensome or harmful for a company like Dell to go after the Linux market. I'm going back to my wild conspiracy theories about Dell avoiding the Linux desktop market because they fear incurring Microsoft's squirrelly wrath.

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    25. Re:Bullshit by Rohan427 · · Score: 1

      Dell could make a deal with a company that offers support for their Distro, like Red Hat for example.

      - Dell sells Windows on their PCs. For Windows support, you call Dell or Microsoft.
      - Dell makes a deal with Red Hat to supply Linux as well as service contracts to Dell customers. (Red Hat already provides support, so it's nothing new to them).
      - Dell then sells the PC or laptop with either Windows or Linux, both of which include customer support.

      Dell could even make similar deals with multiple Linux distributors. Dell gets to sell more computers, Linux distros get to sell more support contracts (and make more money off the Free OS), M$ still gets to sell their OS on Dell's as always, Dell customers have a choice, Dell gains more business by opening up to more customers. Everyone wins. If M$ puts the screws to Dell because of the new competition, then (if I were Dell) I'd let it be known to the world loud and clear.

      Paul G. "I don't do Windows" Allen

    26. Re:Bullshit by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Last I checked all the distros ship the same kernel anyway. Just so long as Dell grants permission to redistribute those binary models then all will still be well.

    27. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We tried that already - it was called "LinuxCare", and I'm not surprised you haven't heard of it recently.

  4. Good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Linux isn't really for the faint hearted, and is an absolute nightmare to maintain if the user is used to MS bloatware.
    Many MS users don't know what a driver is or where to find one, what do they do when their new printer doesn't come with linux-compatible drivers?
    He brings up a good point with the difficulties of providing tech support. Maybe Dell should offer computers with blank drives and let the buyer select a distro cd to ship with it, with the explicit instruction that tech support relating to software issues won't be availible.

    1. Re:Good point by dbcad7 · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Although I agree with your point on printers, your "nightmare to maintain" is based on what ?

      My Ubuntu system tells me when updates and fixes are available, and I just click yes to install them. Everything works on my system, nothing has ever broken. When I run across something I want to try out, I install it with Synaptic.. couldn't be easier. When I decided a year ago that I wanted a new printer I researched the models I was interested in on Google to see what problems there were with Linux (was running Debian at the time). I'm not saying it was a snap to get the printer working, but I figured it out. So yes I'll give you the printer thing, but not "nightmare to maintain".

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    2. Re:Good point by Technician · · Score: 2, Informative

      He brings up a good point with the difficulties of providing tech support.

      He ignores the issue that Linux has been much more stable and problem free than Windows. I have been able as a novice to fix a couple items myself on linux such as losing the administrator privilages in Ubuntu. Fixed it with a Hosts file edit. The answer was found on Google. All my hardware works "out of the box" except a couple Windows only items such as the Dell all in one printer and a HP flatbed scanner.

      On the other hand things are broken beyond my ability in the Dell desktop of my wife. A prime example is we had a software photocopier installed. It would use the flatbed scanner and print to the default printer. One day I needed to shrink a photo for posting online (100K size limit). I fired up the included photo editor for the very first time and found it was not a full program but a limited function 30 day trial which already expired. This trialware hijacked my flatbed scanner. Opening the photocopier now launches the photo editor preventing the photocopier from getting the scan. It also killed the fax for the same reason. It has been broken over a year now and I still have no idea how to fix it. I have removed the offending program. Now a scan simply brings up a nag screen that Windows can't find the photo editor. Would you like help finding the exe file? Other than needing to re-image the hard drive and losing all my settings, I have not found a fix in a year.

      As a fix, I moved the scanner to the Ubuntu box. The photo editor just works. (yea gimp!) So does the photocopier. (Yea sane!)

      As a novice Linux user, I have had far fewer unresolved problems on Linux. All my hardware worked out of the box without needing the manufacture's driver disk. This includes my HP printers attached to my LAN on Hawking printservers, my flatbed scanner (Cannon.. The HP didn't work) and my internal flash card reader.

      I had a meeting where the guest speaker brought a Power Point presentation. My Windows machine with Office 2000 did not display the presentation properly. The text box appeared all at once instead of bullet by bullet. Switched to the Linux partition and Open Office presented it properly. Later I found the free Power Point viewer from the MS site.

      In a nutshell, it takes a lot of money to keep up to date with MS products. (XP or Vista and the new version of Office + updated memory to run it cost about the same as a nice laptop.) Ubuntu makes a nice alternative that works better than older MS products.

      As a novice Linux user I have found Ubuntu easier to maintain than Windows. I have used Windows since Version 3.1. I have used Ubuntu since 9 months ago. I have added Flash 7 then 9, added MP3 support, am able to burn ISO CD's without buying an upgrade or searching for an alternative.. The list goes on..

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    3. Re:Good point by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      Dell does offer Linux on their machines - specifically, Red Hat Enterprise Linux, which is offered on their server machines. This is a non-story. They don't support Linux as a desktop platform - probably because there either isn't enough of a market, or those who want to use Linux as their desktop are for the most part hobbyists or tech professionals who already know what they're doing.

      I ordered several Dell servers and actually chose the no-OS option instead of RHEL and put Ubuntu 6.06 LTS on our Poweredge 2950 servers.

      And you can get no-OS desktop-ish machines if you want to roll your own low end personal Linux box.

      What do you people expect from Dell? It seems to me like they are making sane, economically rational decisions and offering products where there's enough market to justify it.

    4. Re:Good point by cab15625 · · Score: 1

      I recently started teaching in a mixed crowd (read reasonable portion of mac users in a sea of windows users) and have been using linux since '96-ish. I do my overheads in Latex/beamer (the idea of doing any of those with Powerpoint and Equation Editor just gives me shivers, and not the good kind) so they go up as pdf's. I consistently get a group of about five windows users who complain that they have the newest drivers and everything is up to date and yet they print the pdf's all they get is giberish. If windows is such a simple thing for the end user to maintain, howcome UNIVERSITY students can't figure out how to open a pdf file under windows? For the record, I deliver the lectures in a multimedia equiped lecture room using a Adobe reader on a WinXP computer connected to the network (all provided by the university) ... I use the exact same file as the one the students have access to for this so I know the files do open under windows and they look the same as they do on my Linux box. The point is, the printer thing is not just a linux issue.

    5. Re:Good point by Telvin_3d · · Score: 1

      Fixed it with a Hosts file edit

      The last 2 words of that sentence just drove off 2/3 of Dell's customers. If you need to go to the command line or directly edit ANYTHING in order to fix anything but the most exotic problems, then the software in question is not ready for the mass market.

      Is this good? Is it the way that things would be in a perfect world? No. However, it is the way things ARE.
    6. Re:Good point by danheskett · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem from Dell's point of view is touched by the author.

      If you go configure the cheapest possible PC you can at Dell's website, you can do it damn cheap y just about any measure.

      But they try like heck to upsell you to something, anything, with a decent profit margin.  Two of the biggest profit makers, in no special order are printers and cameras.  At-home photography is a cash cow.  HP isn't anything practically but an *ink* and paper company.   Selling you a $500 PC with a $100 printer and $100 camera is a great sale to Dell because that $200 of add-on's is a whole different margin category than the PC.  Plus it leads to years of sales opportunitis for ink, batteries, paper, etc.

      So, when you say you had to research which printers worked well and which ones did not that should clue you into a big worry.  Actually getting software that is the right mix of features/ease of use for a simple needs user is also a major concern.  Selling a product which limits upsell potential for high-profit products is a really bad business decision.

      I have no problem with Linux whatsoever, but hopefully Dell will think carefully about succumbing to the pressure from a highly selected, highly elite techno-saavy crowd who is probably not representative of the entire set of Dell customers.  Selling Linux pre-loaded needs to be done carefully, with carefully crafted expectations.    Nothing but nothing can damage the long term prospects of Linux than putting it unsuccessfully into the hands of the mass market.  Literally nothing can undo the perception of a product as a cheap "knock off" of something else.  It is the kiss of death for a generation or more to a good brand name.

      Finally, though there isn't what I would call a great track record with MS, oddly enough, there is a certain stability to Windows in terms of release schedule.  Even compared to other commerical OS'es, Windows moves at a glacial development pace.  And when a new release happens it's a gigantic bang complete with lots of hype but also some carefully planning.  Honestly, with Linux, it is entirely possible that a major or even minor release could have very large implications and Dell could be left holding the bag with it's customers.  This could happen with MS, but Dell is a large enough customer that frankly pressure can be applied directly up the chain.   A reasonable ancedote goes back a few years to when I used GNUCash everyday.  It was nice.  I was working off a desktop install that I had compiled mostly from scratch.   It seems like suddenly the GNUCash people recommended not compiling yourself, and all the make scripts fell apart in my environment.  They posted a message on the site about using a binary packages as the new norm, and here are all the ones we support.  I ended up fixing the scripts myself, but that's not the point.  Things are better now and I still use it everyday.  But look at their <a href="http://wiki.gnucash.org/wiki/FAQ#Q:_What_hap pened_to_my_Profit_and_Loss_report_when_I_upgraded _to_2.0.3F">FAQ</a> page.  Compare to the closest version of that page from MS <a href="http://support.microsoft.com/ph/11403">here< /a>.  This is a product that costs, essentially, $19 - $60 bucks, depending on the version.  This type of difference in overall "polish" gets more and more pronounced all the time.  And if it's that bad for Windows v. Linux, imagine how bad it is for OSX vs. Linux.

    7. Re:Good point by Goalie_Ca · · Score: 1

      The solution of course is to package computers like dell does with windows. "Linux Printing" is actually a lot easier to get working than windows printing IFF you buy from a brand like HP or Samsung who actually have drivers. Windows printers have bitten me in the ass... especially the networked ones. Everyone else has problems. MS bloatware does have its problems too. This is why if Dell bothered to make sure that it is "Linux Compatible"(tm) then we'd pretty much be in the same boat.

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    8. Re:Good point by Technician · · Score: 2, Informative

      The last 2 words of that sentence just drove off 2/3 of Dell's customers. If you need to go to the command line or directly edit ANYTHING in order to fix anything but the most exotic problems, then the software in question is not ready for the mass market.


      So how do you explain all the pre-GUI stuff such as DOS? That seemed to do quite will in the mass market.

      More important is trying to find proper documentation on the beast called the Windows Registery. I would rather fix a hosts file than try to fix the above problem with my scanner by editing the registery. This brings the question, just how many Windows have random glitches, blue screens, random crashes and such that users can't fix?

      There is a diferance between being able to find and use a fix and simply leaving it broken until the next hard drive reformat.

      Re-formating should not have to be the single most common Windows fix.

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    9. Re:Good point by Technician · · Score: 1

      Many MS users don't know what a driver is or where to find one, what do they do when their new printer doesn't come with linux-compatible drivers?

      You mean like this one?
      http://accessories.us.dell.com/sna/productdetail.a spx?c=us&cs=19&l=en&s=dhs&sku=222-5573&redirect=1

      Compatible Operating Systems
      Compatible with Microsoft® Windows VistaTM , Windows® 2000, Windows XP and Windows XP 64 Bit

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    10. Re:Good point by WarlockD · · Score: 1

      Not to troll, but I HATE it when people say " should offer blank drives and let the customer install the OS of there choice"

      First off, Dell technically does. Atleast on their server or high end systems. When you bulk order Optiplex's, there is an option not to have license keys as major cops have their own image to put on. But these are people who KNOW what they are doing (or hopefully do)

      A standard grandma packaged home user dosn't knows any better. First thing my grandma was confused on her new computer was that office wasn't installed. Why? She thought that it was preinstalled on all computers. If she had to pick an operating system, what possible webpage could even begin to tell her the differences? What level of support? The use of yum or, god help her, emerge? Not even the grandma factor, how about the general idiot population? Remember, customer support is always a money losing position. They wouldn't have to hire idiots if they had to deal with idiots eveyday. Kind of a Catch-22

      Though, in respects for Dell, the price is already built in. The OEM green XP SP2 disk will install XP on any Dell machine without the need of the key. So, in essence, all Dells already have XP, even if you didn't pay for it:P

    11. Re:Good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how do you explain all the pre-GUI stuff such as DOS? That seemed to do quite will in the mass market.


      You mean back in the 80s when computer owners were considered total nerds and hobbyist tinkerers??? That was a much smaller market, let me tell you.
    12. Re:Good point by evilviper · · Score: 1

      what do they do when their new printer doesn't come with linux-compatible drivers?

      They call up Dell and complain. Dell asks them to look for a "Linux Compatible" sticker on the box, and when they don't find one, advises them to return their printer to the store or otherwise dispose of it, and offers to sell them an out-of-the-box, 100% Linux compatible printer...

      JUST LIKE THEY DO WHEN YOU BUY HARDWARE THAT ISN'T COMPATIBLE WITH YOUR VERSION OF WINDOWS.

      The difference between Linux and Windows, IMHO, is the people using it. People complain how hard it was to get random piece of hardware to work with Linux, not realizing it would have been far harder, if not impossible to even use with Windows. Most people won't be skilled enough to go through the trouble, and as the easier options come along, they'll buy them.
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    13. Re:Good point by Omnifarious · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I know of at least two non-technical users who've moved to Linux with few problems. The vast majority of their problems would've gone away completely had there been full hardware support for all of their hardware. The only really ticklish thing was getting crossover office and Word for one person who absolutely couldn't use anything else because she had specific detailed instructions about what buttons to press and menu items to select in order to achieve certain effects in Word.

      The other's main complaint is that he can't play a really old game (Redneck Rampage) on his computer anymore, but otherwise he really likes it and plays a lot of the Open Source games out there. He's especially pleased with the new version of Fedora because he can easily find and install packages himself.

      The only time I intervene is to upgrade to a whole new version of the OS. And I bet they could do that for themselves too if I led them through it. I set them up with LVM and a separate /home so they can easily upgrade without trashing their data.

    14. Re:Good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because 1995 was in the 80s. Fucking moron. Oh and so was the Windows Registry. Man you are so going to be my Wikipedia.

    15. Re:Good point by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

      I think you're sort of proving the GP's point, in a way.

      Most Windows users don't understand how to edit the Registry, or how to fix any Windows problems that aren't trivially solvable with GUI tools.

      Because of this, they just reinstall Windows constantly. If the Registry gets fscked, they "fix" it by waiting for the computer to become unusable, and then they hose the whole thing and reinstall. Or, if they're like a lot of consumers, they don't have any media to reinstall from, so they just buy a new PC.

      You need to be able to use a command-line and edit files, to be an effective Windows admin ... but most people aren't. They're horrible admins, and they'll be horrible regardless of what OS they use. It's because, ultimately, they don't care how the computer works, and their eyes glaze over if you try to tell them.

      Reformatting is going to be the solution of choice for the dominant consumer PC platform, regardless of who it's from. If Apple had 90 pct of the desktop market, people would do the same thing. Why? Because it's the only solution you can communicate to an "average user" before their eyes glaze and they shut off.

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    16. Re:Good point by tftp · · Score: 1

      Reinstall is not as bad as you paint it. If you reinstall then you get a guaranteed result in a predictable time, at minimum cost. If you try to fix it you may break it further; or if you retain a professional then you also lose some money, and still don't have the system in "as good as new" state.

    17. Re:Good point by cbreaker · · Score: 1

      hehe

      File him under "Kid born in 1996 that never learned anything beyond reinstalling Windows to fix any issue, no matter how minor."

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    18. Re:Good point by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      The last 2 words [file edit] of that sentence just drove off 2/3 of Dell's customers.

      That 2/3 are never going to buy Linux regardless. But just imagine for a moment they did, that would create a demand for a point-and-click solution. Perhaps copmmercial, perhaps freeware, but it would be solved.

    19. Re:Good point by Technician · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you reinstall then you get a guaranteed result in a predictable time, at minimum cost.

      Minimum cost? With Windows moving from an install CD to a manufacture supplied disk image CD, the cost of downtime and rebuilding is high. Take an early XP install for example. How long does it take to reinstall, install all the patches, install all the drivers for the newer printers, PDAs, Cameras, AV, restore system prefrences including e-mail accounts, bookmarks, calandars, and settings for aftermarket software packages?

      My Wife's computer had the software for burning CD's corrupted. (Adeptec Easy CD Creator) It should be a simple fix. Remove the damaged program and re-install. I got the remove OK, but there is no media for the reinstall from without re-imaging the drive. Would you be willing to reinstall everything from ground zero to fix a software application?

      I borrowed a copy of the CD burner from a friend and pirated a copy because there was no way to reinstall my legal copy without the cost of flushing the entire drive. This is bad software management in the worst way. These kind of expensive problems is one of the main reasons I have been looking at alternatives. I like applications that are maintainable without wipeing the entire OS installation.

      The cost of manpower for downtime for a recovery on a Windows system is too great.

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    20. Re:Good point by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      This is such a strange mindset. People want a gui developed to accomplish a task that a program already has been written for, and if they don't get their gui frontend then they won't use it at all because they think that the command line is too primitive/old/whatever. I'm not saying that you're wrong, only that I'm always befuddled that people are like that. By refusing to use the command line at all you're giving up what makes Linux so useful. If all Linux had going for it was that it wasn't Windows, I'd just keep pirating Windows. But Windows lacks the bash shell, pipes, grep, sed, cron, perl, uniq, and the dozens of other tools that make the command line so powerful. There are sometimes gui standins, but gui programs can't be piped through each other. Even something as dead-simple as ls -A | grep "foo" > foolist.txt -- how the hell do I do that in a gui? I'm an idiot, and I can do that on Linux, and could since the first day I played with it. I still have no idea how to even print a directory listing in Windows, and I've been using it since 3.11. Which is easier again?

    21. Re:Good point by Builder · · Score: 1

      So how do you explain all the pre-GUI stuff such as DOS? That seemed to do quite will in the mass market.

      That was a different market that hasn't existed for at least 10 years. It's just not relevant.

    22. Re:Good point by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      So how do you explain all the pre-GUI stuff such as DOS? That seemed to do quite will in the mass market.
      It didn't, did it? That's one of the reasons (along with price and easy net connection) why PCs didn't become true home appliances until the second half of the 1990s - the age of Windows 95. Which did its best to hide the Command Prompt from its users.
    23. Re:Good point by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Darn the combination of the stupid GP and your answer made my day. Than you. If I had mod points I would have moded you up... even if you are AC.

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    24. Re:Good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many MS users don't know what a driver is or where to find one, what do they do when their new printer doesn't come with linux-compatible drivers?

      What are you talking about? Seriously.

      Driver issues -- when they exist -- happen about as frequently under Windows and are just as hard to fix. This is not 1998.

      If Dell shipped with Linux, they would check for any driver issues with the hardware they ship just like they do with Windows now.

    25. Re:Good point by xtracto · · Score: 1

      My father bought an HP laptop. It had windows preinstalled.

      After some time of installing crap (like the webshots [no...it is not porno] client and whatever else) something got wrong and he ended reinstalling it. He reinstalled with some disk from his office (read pir8). Some time ago, he started having problems again, he got some kind of MSN worm which installs a trojan that can get some sensitive information (passwords, etc). I told him that he needed to remove the trojan, and I sent him the address (URL) of an antivirus page telling how to remove it.

      The next time I chat with him (he is in Mexico, I am in the UK so I can help him directly). He tells me he has a problem with the monitor because the resolution is not fine (i guess it is 800x600). After some time trying to guess he tells me that he *reinstalled* windows again. He does not care about his documents, he has everything backed up so he can reinstall and reinstall at will as GP said, it is *the* solution for them. I directed him to the HP laptop drivers page (that is something quite neat about HP).

      Now, my father is *not* computer illiterate. He was using computer back before many slashdoters. He used QPRO in DOS (he made a Byorithm spreadsheet in QPRO) and he used to program in BASIC. He is a biologist, a Doctor in Biology for all that matters. The issue is that he just stopped caring about computers and instead focused on his work. Windows lets him do that, no really, to some degree it does. He hates Excel (he loved QPRO) and Microsoft but there are really not alternatives to that.

      He tried moving from Windows to Linux with Mandrake Linux 2005. It was *THE* linux distribution for newbies back then, of course everything went smooth with the installation (I installed it). But the devil was in the details (as always with Linux) and after some time using OpenOffice and Mandrake he gave up and installed Windows again.

      And as I said before, my dad is one that reads every manual, he read the Mandrake Manual (which was awful and stupid by the way), he really tried but it was more of a nightmare for me because it meant I was the *only* person he could ask when he didnt know something.

      So, in my experience the problem is not linux overall, the problem is in the details, all those hundred of things that come up after you are setup.

      I dont care if Dell or any other bundler preloads Linux. Windows works, it works for my laptop, it works for my dad's computer (and now laptop).

      Linux works for ME in my workstation, it works on my server and that's what matters. If people are really confident about Linux being ready for the desktop, and they believe it is THAT MUCH BETTER than Windows then they should leave the market forces to speak for themselves. The truth is that it is not, not that it is not good but it is not so much good that people is willing to use it instead of whatever they are using.

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    26. Re:Good point by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I like the entirely strange logic with which you blame Linux's usability problems on Windows.

      Linux has poor usability because... uh... M$ BLOATWARE! DON'T QUESTION IT!!! They don't know what drivers are! Which somehow has something to do with maintaining computers!

      Ironically, Linux is probably even *harder* to set up and maintain for Mac OS users than Windows users, which just might reveal a problem with Linux itself... but since this is Slashdot, I'll just spell "MS" with a dollar sign and call it good. And a Mac OS user is a lot less likely to know what a driver is, if that's at all relevant.

    27. Re:Good point by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1
      Wow monospace is hard to read. Repost from parent in default font:

      The problem from Dell's point of view is touched by the author.

      If you go configure the cheapest possible PC you can at Dell's website, you can do it damn cheap y just about any measure.

      But they try like heck to upsell you to something, anything, with a decent profit margin. Two of the biggest profit makers, in no special order are printers and cameras. At-home photography is a cash cow. HP isn't anything practically but an *ink* and paper company. Selling you a $500 PC with a $100 printer and $100 camera is a great sale to Dell because that $200 of add-on's is a whole different margin category than the PC. Plus it leads to years of sales opportunitis for ink, batteries, paper, etc.

      So, when you say you had to research which printers worked well and which ones did not that should clue you into a big worry. Actually getting software that is the right mix of features/ease of use for a simple needs user is also a major concern. Selling a product which limits upsell potential for high-profit products is a really bad business decision.

      I have no problem with Linux whatsoever, but hopefully Dell will think carefully about succumbing to the pressure from a highly selected, highly elite techno-saavy crowd who is probably not representative of the entire set of Dell customers. Selling Linux pre-loaded needs to be done carefully, with carefully crafted expectations. Nothing but nothing can damage the long term prospects of Linux than putting it unsuccessfully into the hands of the mass market. Literally nothing can undo the perception of a product as a cheap "knock off" of something else. It is the kiss of death for a generation or more to a good brand name.

      Finally, though there isn't what I would call a great track record with MS, oddly enough, there is a certain stability to Windows in terms of release schedule. Even compared to other commerical OS'es, Windows moves at a glacial development pace. And when a new release happens it's a gigantic bang complete with lots of hype but also some carefully planning. Honestly, with Linux, it is entirely possible that a major or even minor release could have very large implications and Dell could be left holding the bag with it's customers. This could happen with MS, but Dell is a large enough customer that frankly pressure can be applied directly up the chain. A reasonable ancedote goes back a few years to when I used GNUCash everyday. It was nice. I was working off a desktop install that I had compiled mostly from scratch. It seems like suddenly the GNUCash people recommended not compiling yourself, and all the make scripts fell apart in my environment. They posted a message on the site about using a binary packages as the new norm, and here are all the ones we support. I ended up fixing the scripts myself, but that's not the point. Things are better now and I still use it everyday. But look at their FAQ page. Compare to the closest version of that page from MS here. This is a product that costs, essentially, $19 - $60 bucks, depending on the version. This type of difference in overall "polish" gets more and more pronounced all the time. And if it's that bad for Windows v. Linux, imagine how bad it is for OSX vs. Linux.


    28. Re:Good point by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I love these personal stories that are utterly irrelevant to the story, and yet get modded up.

      Sure, *you* think fixing things in Linux is easy... but you also fixed it by editing the Hosts file. Do you know any average computer users (Mac, Windows, or Linux if there are any average users on Linux) that even know what the Hosts file is or how to edit it? An "easy" fix for this crowd would be, say, "I threw iTunes in the trash and then used Apple Software Updater to download a new copy of iTunes." Anything more complicated than that is a geek fix, and is completely irrelevant to this discussion.

      Then the obligatory part where the advanced computer user who fixes Linux can't fix a simple problem in Windows, despite Windows having as much or more available support. I find it hard to believe that somebody who knows how to edit the Hosts file can't reinstall a scanner driver. I'm not calling you a liar as such, I just find it very very hard to believe.

      Also I don't even get the point of this paragraph:

      I had a meeting where the guest speaker brought a Power Point presentation. My Windows machine with Office 2000 did not display the presentation properly. The text box appeared all at once instead of bullet by bullet. Switched to the Linux partition and Open Office presented it properly. Later I found the free Power Point viewer from the MS site.

      Are you attempting to communicate something, or just relaying a really dull anecdote?

    29. Re:Good point by Cato · · Score: 1

      Quite a lot of Windows users end up doing all sorts of tech fixes to solve problems, including registry hacks that are no easier than editing a text file. These are the moderately technical people who can download shareware, use regedit, read log files, etc, and could easily make the switch to a good Linux distro in which most things just work out of the box. This is why pre-installation matters - it lets someone who is fairly technical but short of time just get going with Linux, and spend a little time fixing anything that doesn't quite work, and then just use the box with very little maintenance due to Linux's inherent stability and the ease of doing updates via apt-get etc.

    30. Re:Good point by ArtDent · · Score: 1

      So, when you say you had to research which printers worked well and which ones did not that should clue you into a big worry. Actually getting software that is the right mix of features/ease of use for a simple needs user is also a major concern. Selling a product which limits upsell potential for high-profit products is a really bad business decision.

      Where you see a problem, I see a business opportunity. If you've selected a Linux distribution as your operating system, Dell could automatically offer you only printers that work well with CUPS. Fortunately, the printer situation has really improved of late: just about any HP or Epson you can find these days works great. But Dell could do the research for you, and make buying a Linux-based PC a painless experience.
    31. Re:Good point by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Many MS users don't know what a driver is or where to find one, what do they do when their new printer doesn't come with linux-compatible drivers?
      After plugging in the printer, I just open http://127.0.0.1:631/ in a webbrowser and if I couldn't find the model there, I just add a printer from the same series... Always worked for me!

      He brings up a good point with the difficulties of providing tech support.
      I'm sure including a piece of paper with the printer that says to choose model "X" from that list or whatever won't kill anyone.
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    32. Re:Good point by deKernel · · Score: 0

      You teach (what I am not sure because you did not state) yet you use words like 'howcome'......

    33. Re:Good point by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      I think the situation is even better than that. If HP sells a Linux box, they can really pound on the idea that not all hardware is compatible with Linux, so we really really really really recommend buying ONLY HP's Linux-certified peripherals. Not our fault if your computer blows up because of some flaky third party printer.

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    34. Re:Good point by dbcad7 · · Score: 1
      Honestly, with Linux, it is entirely possible that a major or even minor release could have very large implications and Dell could be left holding the bag with it's customers.

      So Vista just works with every Dell ever sold ?... how about a one year old Dell ?

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    35. Re:Good point by nschubach · · Score: 1

      The point behind providing a GUI reaches beyond "power". If Linux can provide a clean, quick, and meaningful interface for the "normal" user and still maintain the power under the hood, then Linux will be king. Keep the tech people happy with all the things they can do behind the scenes and keep the people that just want to read email, send photos and play pogo games happy. That's what needs to be done here to bring Microsoft back down from the throne. To use the obligatory car analogy, asking a "normal" user to open a terminal is like asking them to pull the intake manifold off their car and put a new gasket on. Some people don't want to be concerned with how it works, how to take it apart or what it looks like under there. They just want their car to take them to work and back in the most reliable manner possible. There will be the tech geeks who know how to get an extra 50HP out of their car by going under the hood, but most people don't care about that.

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    36. Re:Good point by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      Researching a printer is an example of a nightmare.

      Why should joe sixpack do that? Why can't he just plug it in and have it work? If it can not do that and run software he buys at compusa then its defective and support will go through the roof. Also company image will look bad as he will be mad because his computer can not read mp3s or play movies.

      Yes we know how to configure Ubuntu to do this but joe six pack does not and will assume its not supported.

      Also what is a driver to Joe Six pack? why should he care? If he does not know what a driver is then he wont even know to research his hardware or check for later versions.

      Also the consumer for Dell is Joe six pack. Dell gets a nice volume for being nice to Microsoft. Joe compares different models and gets the cheapest one for the same spec. So Joe will want that volume license and if its not there he will go to a competitor. Plain and simple.

      Dell does sell Linux for its servers and workstations. But Joes need Windows until the monopoly is broken.

    37. Re:Good point by TemporalBeing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, when you say you had to research which printers worked well and which ones did not that should clue you into a big worry. Actually getting software that is the right mix of features/ease of use for a simple needs user is also a major concern. Selling a product which limits upsell potential for high-profit products is a really bad business decision
      I won't argue that do that would be a bad business decision; but, on the other hand, if Dell does have the demand for it (which there seems to be) then they could use it as an opportunity to push more manufactures to support Linux so that there is a larger upsell potential so they can take the market. This may start by first offering just stuff like they do now (e.g. FreeDOS) and then start using the sales numbers of FreeDOS based systems to show manufacturers that there is potential and persuading them to support Linux, thus growing its capabilities, and at the same time working with Linux Distros to make sure that the plug 'n play abilities (e.g. Hotplug) work better with the hardware from the vendor's they are pushing.

      E.g. push the hardware vendors to support Linux and the distros to support the hardware vendors, with promises of sales for both if they do so.) They could even move their support for Linux to the distros. Example phone call:
      User - calls Dell Tech Support
      Dell - "Press 1 if Windows, 2 if Linux,..."
      User - Presses #2
      Dell - "Press 1 for Red Hat Distro, 2 for Novell Distro,..."
      User - Presses 1
      Dell - Please wait while we connect you to the Red Hat Technical Support line for Dell Customers
      (System transfers call)
      Dell/Red Hat - Hello, Red Hat Technical Support for Dell Customers, How may I help you today?".

      Yeah - it can work, and Dell could outsource their support to the distros instead of overseas. Win-Win for both.
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    38. Re:Good point by Technician · · Score: 1

      I directed him to the HP laptop drivers page (that is something quite neat about HP).

      Many manufactures provide DRIVERS for their hardware just in case someone wants to upgrade the OS and needs the drivers again. What there is total lack of is the bundled applications. The only way to reinstall the bundled Easy CD Creator from Dell is wipe the drive and start over.

      My HP L600 also came with Easy CD Creator. Want to bet on the chances I can get a copy from HP to install from without wipeing the hard drive?

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    39. Re:Good point by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      An "easy" fix for this crowd would be, say, "I threw iTunes in the trash and then used Apple Software Updater to download a new copy of iTunes." Anything more complicated than that is a geek fix, and is completely irrelevant to this discussion.

      Because no one ever has to resort to a 'geek fix' on Windows or OSX, right?

      If Microsoft or Dell were forced to actually pay for all the tech support Windows really requires, even their deep coffers would be empty in short order. What, are you saying you don't end up doing free tech support for your friends and relatives?

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    40. Re:Good point by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Yet another "we don't need to fix Linux because Windows is already just as bad!" argument.

      If you want Linux accepted in the mainstream, it needs to be *better* than Windows or OS X. Sure, you sometimes have to do "geek fixes" on Windows, the difference is that in Linux, my wireless card doesn't work *at all* without the "geek fix." (And note that the "geek fix" requires internet access, which requires wireless, but the wireless doesn't work. Catch-22 is a popular book among Linux developers, huh?) And this is on a supported laptop-- or at least as much as Ubuntu supports anything.

      Dell makes sure that wireless card works when the computer is shipped out. That's a ton more QA than any Linux distro does right now, even for computers that the distro "supports." If I upgrade an existing Dell laptop with wireless to Vista, there's a 95% chance the wireless will work with no action on my part. Again, no Linux can promise that. Of course Windows isn't perfect, but through Microsoft and Dell's efforts, it's a lot better.

      And no, for what it's worth I don't end up doing tech support for friends and relatives. My relatives all use Macintosh, and my friends are all good enough with computers that they don't ask me for help.

    41. Re:Good point by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Yet another "we don't need to fix Linux because Windows is already just as bad!" argument.

      Um, no. Man, this is just like back on comp.os.linux.advocacy with all the wintrolls. I enjoy easily-configured stuff that works immediately. And when Linux doesn't provide that, it's room for improvement. But it's not as common as you seem to want to imply. Linux could even better... but the competition isn't all that impressive.

      If you want Linux accepted in the mainstream, it needs to be *better* than Windows or OS X.

      And I assert that, in actual practice, it is. My Linux systems have been easier to install, maintain, and debug than my Windows systems for several years now, along with being less expensive and dramatically more secure. I have my elderly parents on Ubuntu and they are just fine, and I don't have to clean a crappy Windows box every time I visit anymore. The only remark they had after the switch was that Linux had much nicer screensavers.

      My kids have no problems with Linux. My wife doesn't like OpenOffice and wants MS Office back. Fine, we're testing Crossover Office now, we'll see.

      ...in Linux, my wireless card doesn't work *at all* without the "geek fix."

      And that is a legal problem, not a technical one! It's the whole FCC regulation thing. It's not something that has to be (or even can be) fixed solely in Linux, when it's the legal and regulatory system that's screwed up. Even acknowledging that, I have three Wifi cards (1 laptop, 2 desktop) that work just fine in Linux.

      Dell makes sure that wireless card works when the computer is shipped out.

      And Dell could easily ship Linux computers with supported chipsets. There are plenty enough of them.

      And no, for what it's worth I don't end up doing tech support for friends and relatives. My relatives all use Macintosh, and my friends are all good enough with computers that they don't ask me for help.

      Ah, yes, I can see you're an expert on the 'mainstream'.

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    42. Re:Good point by jZnat · · Score: 1

      All the shit he had to go through to still not have his scanner working in Windows due to the crapware in Dell machines has driven off about 95% of Dell's customers (see? I can make bullshit statistics too).

      Also, apparently nobody used computers until about Windows XP where you didn't need the command line for anything (because it was beyond crippled, and if you couldn't do it via some obscure menu, you're fucked). I call bullshit.

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    43. Re:Good point by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Linux could even better... but the competition isn't all that impressive.

      Last I used Linux, you couldn't copy a set of cells from a spreadsheet into a graphics program and see a bitmap of the cells. That's not an "impressive" feat, that's something Mac OS did in 1984 and Windows did in Windows 3.1 (whenever that came out... 92?) Linux, as of about a year ago, can't do it. If you think that's acceptable, you must have very low quality standards.

      There was also no program to do Gantt charts. Whenever I asked about one, Linux users told me I didn't actually need to make Gantt charts and people who do are idiots, etc.

      And I assert that, in actual practice, it is. My Linux systems have been easier to install, maintain, and debug than my Windows systems for several years now, along with being less expensive and dramatically more secure.

      As long as you don't care about copy and paste working correctly. I happen to.

      And that is a legal problem, not a technical one!

      Who cares? It's a problem, whether it's legal, technical, or anything else. I'd love to try Linux, in fact I did for a bit with no internet, but I can't give it a fair trial because Linux doesn't support my laptop. Period.

    44. Re:Good point by treat · · Score: 1
      Linux isn't really for the faint hearted, and is an absolute nightmare to maintain if the user is used to MS bloatware.

      Come on. It's a nightmare to maintain AT ALL. I've been maintaining Linux systems for a living for as long as anyone. It is still a nightmare. Let's think about some examples.

      Setting up a wireless card can be an all day event if you have driver problems. For even a well-supported card, you are not likely to be able to make it work as well as Windows. For example, set the user up so that they can pick from an open network, an encrypted network and then specify a key, ethernet, or a modem via bluetooth. You will find that is basically impossible to set up a Linux laptop so that you can have someone walk away with it and get reasonable networking behavior. Pathetic!

      Setting up multihead requires expert knowledge of X, and only then so that you can properly phrase your question on the right mailing list and hope for a helpful response. Linux had multihead before Windows, but on a modern Linux system it still takes days to make it work. It works out of the box in Windows.

    45. Re:Good point by mvdwege · · Score: 1

      There was also no program to do Gantt charts. Whenever I asked about one, Linux users told me I didn't actually need to make Gantt charts and people who do are idiots, etc.

      You're lying.

      mvdwege@carrot:~$ apt-cache search gantt
      libjfreechart-java - Chart library for Java
      libkgantt0 - KDE gantt charting library
      libkgantt0-dev - KDE gantt charting library [development]
      opensched - Tool for project management
      paje.app - generic visualization tool (Gantt chart and more)
      planner - project management application

      And at least one of those packages is a very well know project management application, which is part of the standard gnome office tools.

      So, either you hang out with Linux users too stupid to use google or their package management tools, or you're lying. Ockham's razor says you're lying.

      Mart
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    46. Re:Good point by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      Why would I lie about that? Christ.

    47. Re:Good point by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Last I used Linux, you couldn't copy a set of cells from a spreadsheet into a graphics program and see a bitmap of the cells.

      When was that, anyway? I just did it with oocalc and the Gimp...

      There was also no program to do Gantt charts.

      As has been pointed out, that's not true. But, again, you seem to have an interesting definition of 'mainstream'.

      It's a problem, whether it's legal, technical, or anything else.

      So pick a wireless chipset that does work. I gave you a link to a bunch. And it's not that hard. I didn't do any special searching and I have three different ones that work. There are legal issues with video cards, too. But it's not like you appear to be implying, that there aren't any working options.

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    48. Re:Good point by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      When was that, anyway? I just did it with oocalc and the Gimp...

      About a year ago, it didn't work for me in Fedora. I was using a different graphics app, but I can't remember the name of it now.

      So pick a wireless chipset that does work. I gave you a link to a bunch. And it's not that hard. I didn't do any special searching and I have three different ones that work. There are legal issues with video cards, too. But it's not like you appear to be implying, that there aren't any working options.

      A. I shouldn't have to BUY hardware to get an OS working-- especially an OS that people constantly tell me is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

      B. The iBook only takes one kind of wireless card, because of it's under-the-keyboard PCMCIA slot and special antenna plug. Which means to buy a different wireless chipset, I'd need to buy an entire new LAPTOP! No thanks.

      If people are going to sell me on Linux, they should at least make sure Linux works first. That's all I'm saying.

    49. Re:Good point by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      I shouldn't have to BUY hardware to get an OS working-- especially an OS that people constantly tell me is the greatest thing since sliced bread!

      And you should know, since you run OSX, which runs on... hey, wait a minute...

      The iBook only takes one kind of wireless card, because of it's under-the-keyboard PCMCIA slot and special antenna plug. Which means to buy a different wireless chipset, I'd need to buy an entire new LAPTOP!

      You didn't. As you said yourself, you did a "geek fix" and it worked. But it's kind of hypocritical to bash Linux for not running on any random hardware out there while using hardware specifically designed to run with a specific OS.

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    50. Re:Good point by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      You didn't. As you said yourself, you did a "geek fix" and it worked. But it's kind of hypocritical to bash Linux for not running on any random hardware out there while using hardware specifically designed to run with a specific OS.

      I didn't do a "geek fix". I couldn't. The fix required internet access, and I don't have internet access with no wi-fi. I just used Ubuntu for a couple days with no internet connection, until it became apparent that 95% of the stuff I do with my laptop requires an internet connection.

      Secondly, Ubuntu *claims* to work on iBooks. It doesn't.

    51. Re:Good point by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      didn't do a "geek fix". I couldn't. The fix required internet access, and I don't have internet access with no wi-fi.

      Okay, so you bought an iBook with no Ethernet port or Bluetooth (do such beasts exist?), and neither you nor any of your friends could download the necessary file(s) for the fix and get them onto the iBook where Ubuntu could read it? Not one person had a flash drive or CD burner? (One wonders how you got a copy of Ubuntu in the first place...) No one on the Ubuntu forums had any helpful advice?

      In that case, I release you from any onus to try Linux. You have much more important worries. Best of luck!

      Perhaps I'm missing something, though. You haven't actually described or indicated the "fix", except to indicate that you didn't like it.

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    52. Re:Good point by BigZee · · Score: 1

      You make many good points here. From my point of view, I've had three dell laptops and, although I mainly use Linux (99% of the time), I dual boot. Indeed, if Dell did offer Linux pre-loaded, I would probably still pay to have Windows and load Linux myself. I think though that the most valid thing Dell could do is to produce a machine with Linux compatible hardware. This to me is the big issue. On the graphics card side this is mostly ok. What I would like though is to see good support for wireless cards (no need for ndiswrapper although I think it's a great package) as well as properly supported acpi. This to me is probably more important than Dell actually putting the Linux distro on the machine although I would expect that once they had the hardware support sorted they would also would also install linux as well.

  5. This has been answered many times by El+Cubano · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer. There are more than 100 distros, and everybody seems to want a different one -- or the same one with a different desktop, or whatever.

    This has been answered many times. The people who know enough to know that they want a different distro can figure out how to get it on there. Therefore, they can pick a noob-friendly distro (like Fedora or Ubuntu), thereby guaranteeing the existence of drivers for the hardware. The rest of us who want to be all l33t and install Debian, Gentoo or even Linux From Scratch can figure it out ourselves.

    1. Re:This has been answered many times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong. There is not a satisfactory answer for system sellers. The simplest solution is to sell the PC sans OS.

    2. Re:This has been answered many times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Therefore, they can pick a noob-friendly distro (like Fedora or Ubuntu), thereby guaranteeing the existence of drivers for the hardware. Not as easy as you think it is to pick just one, is it?

      Dell wants both the most popular distribution, and the easiest to use (less tech support). Since most Linux advocates (most likely) use the more advanced distributions, Dell can't exactly get both.
    3. Re:This has been answered many times by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Which sounds great until the first buggy 3d driver hangs a desktop when under load, Dell realizes that it has to get its suppliers to write reliable Linux drivers every time they change a chip, and then deal with the screaming from the more radical corners of the community that driver X is (binary/closed/doesn't work on Debian). (I had a 3d screensaver hang a Radeon9000 hard just a couple of months back. The card is old, I know, and never all that open, but it's the kind of thing that gives Dell PR headaches. Headaches beyond the ones from catching fire, of course) In theory, since they already do this for Windows, what's the big deal? In practice, since the suppliers have razor-thin margins and they'll have to add staff, it will raise Dell's price, and slow their supply chain, further eroding their advantage. Then we get to adjusting the distro to average users (adding MP3 and video support, Crossover so they can run real Office and other apps, removing tools that they'll only hurt themselves with) from whatever stock ships from RH. For the ultimate biege-boxer, it looks like a minor nightmare.

      Probably they'd end up offering RHEL, and adding the price of RHEL support into the purchase price. Much as I'd like to see a dent in Microsoft's market share, I can't see offering Linux being a winning proposition for Dell on anything smaller than mid-level servers, where the customers either aren't noobs, or have enough money to hire machine jocks who know what they're doing. I'm probably wrong, being as I backed VMS, OS/2, and Itaniums as viable technologies (and still do the third), but one has to suspect that any sounds of Linux emerging from Dell means that a contract negotiation with Microsoft is in progress.

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    4. Re:This has been answered many times by ameoba · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Honestly, I think the best thing to do would be to not bother installing Linux and simply certifying that all the devices are supported and will boot a standard kernel. Outside of unsophisticated home users and very small businesses, nobody bothers using the original OEM install of the OS anyways.

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    5. Re:This has been answered many times by Telvin_3d · · Score: 1

      Catch 22 here. The people who know enough to care what distro they have could certainly replace whatever Dell ships standard. As the same time, the people who don't care what distro of Linux they get also probably don't care if they are running Linux at all instead of Windows. So why shouldn't Dell just keep selling Windows boxes and letting those who care replace it with Linux?

    6. Re:This has been answered many times by Prof.Phreak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think distro is irrelevant.

      The whole purpose behind Linux on a Dell would be to ensure that all hardware has an easily available Linux driver.

      They could install their own Dell distro for all I care. I'll buy -that- only 'cause all their hardware would work under Linux, AND, I wouldn't have to pay for Windows.

      I'd imagine most folks who want Linux on a Dell box have the same motives.

      In fact, if they care for support, just offer those configurations without -software- support. Just hardware.

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    7. Re:This has been answered many times by bcnstony · · Score: 1
      While I agree with this, I would like to suggest an alternate approach.

      As well as providing a noob-friendly distro, Dell could make available an open source suite of hardware testing tools. They probably have something already in house. Uber-geeks, when confronted with a hardware error that couldn't be detected by the existing tests would improve the test (and hopefully receive a Dell bonus, think snowballs in hell) in order to have their hardware issue resolved. Dell's policy could be a fairly hands off policy (slightly less frustrating than their current windows one), requiring that:
      1. the issue is present upon a clean install of the supplied noob-friendly distro, or
      2. the issue is present when booting from the Hardware Test CD.
      Once the process began, Dell would have the best written hardware testing tools, a dedicated community, and the beginning of trust.

      This is so f'ing easy, I'm surprised Gateway hasn't done this to pull themselves out of their death spiral.
    8. Re:This has been answered many times by red+crab · · Score: 1

      This is precisely the answer Dell does not want: I want Fedora, Ubuntu would be better, oh wait have you got SuSE? Dell cannot support dozens of distros. What Dell should do is that to 1) claim support for only one or maximum two distros 2) claim support for a specific kernel version.

    9. Re:This has been answered many times by Macka · · Score: 1


      No way in a million years will Dell or any other PC vendor offer Fedora pre-installed on a "noob-friendly" PC. Fedora is a test bed for new and interesting technologies that one day hope to make it into RH's production ready releases. No company in their right mind will risk that on their customers. Ubuntu is probably the only distro that's potentially noob-friendly enough for the job today.

      I think this whole conversation is moot anyway. The author of the article hit the nail on the head over the cost of support. It's just too expensive for Dell to do it in-house. The only way they could make it work would be for Dell to outsource the support to another company already geared up to deliver it effectively.

    10. Re:This has been answered many times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      drivers. There is no indication on Dell's website that particular machine will work with linux. I got so tired of buying machine only to find that the modem, or sound care, or whiz bang scsi card, or on board graphics or network card don't yet have Linux drivers, that I switched to Apple.

      My MacBook is great hardware, but I'd much rather have a Linux laptop, that "just works" like the Mac.

      Joe

    11. Re:This has been answered many times by Flossymike · · Score: 1

      I've said before and I'll say it again, I don't think it's important to sell a system with gnu/linux preinstalled just include a live cd that works out of the box.

      Windows user get a method to backup when Windows gets borked, technical support get another tool with which to test for hardware failures and gnu/linux users get to know that the kernel on the live cd works with the hardware.

      And yeah, if they could remaster the computer with a choose of Windows or gnu/linux, I think that would be very interesting :-)

    12. Re:This has been answered many times by opkool · · Score: 1

      Fedora? Do you know what you are talking about?

      Fedora != Red Hat Linux

      Fedora has the shortest support lifetime of all precompiled distros. This means that, by the time a Fedora Dell Laptop gets to the costumer, chances are that it will be already unsupported, thus, ready to be taken over by any vulnerability not patched (as unsupported = patches exist that fix vulnerabilities).

      Select something more user friendly that includes support. For example, Mandriva. Works great, longer lifetime *and* the consummer can select to obtain paid support from a bussiness (Mandriva corp.).

      Peace!

    13. Re:This has been answered many times by Dan_Bercell · · Score: 1

      Purchase an HP then, Ubuntu already offeres all the drivers for their notebooks and desktops.

    14. Re:This has been answered many times by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only there was a "standard kernel"...

      Your suggestion actually highlights the problem described in the article.

  6. of course by nothing+now · · Score: 0

    stop whinning and and make'm yourself and make money!!

    capitalism ,people ,capitalism! what made america great!

  7. FreeBSD by dkh · · Score: 4, Funny

    FreeBSD would solve the problem of distribution sprawl.

    1. Re:FreeBSD by black+inc. · · Score: 0

      Seeing how FreeBSD is only one of several BSD distributions (FreeBSD, OpenBSD, NetBSD), I don't see how it solves the "distribution sprawl".

    2. Re:FreeBSD by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      FreeBSD, OpenBSD, and NetBSD aren't distributions. They are entirely different operating systems, with different kernels. The userland utilities are written by the same folks that work on the kernel.

    3. Re:FreeBSD by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

      If you know the history of the Berkeley Software Distribution, it's not odd at all.

    4. Re:FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      BSD doesn't have distributions. At least not in the same way that Linux does, wghere its pretty much the same kernel with differet packages distributed with it.

      The BSDs are all different operating systems, with diferent designs, different objectives, different philosophies, differet kernels, different stregths and weakness and different purposes. The diference between on BSD and another is far greater than say ditro X ad distro Y, where asidefrom the package manager and default packageset, its the samething under the hood. Take FreeBSD vs. OS X for example. They're indeed both BSDs, but they'recompletely different OSes, not distributions of BSD4.4.

      Back to the point:
      Ruling out OS X, FreeBSD is the only BSD geared explicitly to desktop/workstation/server use, as is developed primarily on x86. The rest focus on uber-specialized roles (OpenBSD = paranoid security, netBSD = it'll run on anything under the sun, but since they only need it to run on Dells, who cares?, MicroBSD/PicoBSD = embeded devices and boot floppies, OpenDarwin isn't developed anymore, MirOS/PCBSD/DesktopBSD are all FreeBSD spinoffs, and still in their early infancy, e.g. also ruled out).

      Ergo, GF is right. FreeBSD does solve the "distribution sprawl", since its the only one built for the role in question.

    5. Re:FreeBSD by thejuggler · · Score: 1

      You are so correct! If I had mod points I'd mod this up from the dungeons.

    6. Re:FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I agree with most of your post. OpenBSD = Paranoid Security? You should be thankful that whatever *nix you are using is as secure as it is because of this "paranoid" security. OpenBSD provides more than just security anyway. It provides code correctness and I wouldn't call auditing thousands of lines of code to make sure your system is the securest it can be "paranoid".

    7. Re:FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, does it run Linux? :D

    8. Re:FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      does it run Linux

      FreeBSD runs Linux better than Linux runs linux.

      With both Fedora and Gentoo!
      linux_base-fc4 linux_base-gentoo

    9. Re:FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't mean 'paranoid' in a derratotory sense, just that as I see it, OpenBSD puts a much heavier emphasis on security than the others.

      The point was that OpenBSD is known more for its security than anything else. I could have used "excellent", "excessive", "sextaculous", "brilliant", "tight", "mind boggling", "dedicated to", or any other choice of words; They all convey the same message: OpenBSD is virtually synonymous with security.

    10. Re:FreeBSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it runs System V, too!

  8. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You cannot honestly think the level of Windows support necessary for the average computer user is ANYWHERE near comparable to the level of support that would be necessary for Linux, can you? The first time a technician has to explain to grandma how to manually edit a .conf file is the last time anyone in that person's sphere of influence would ever buy from that company. Linux is simply not ready to be a widespread desktop OS.

  9. Seems to make sense to a degree. by TibbonZero · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The logic seems to make sense. I'm not sure why they don't just partner with one Distro and just go with it however. If someone really knows the diffence between distros then that person changing them wouldn't be an issue really. Dell doesn't NEED to support all the distros as I think the community already supports them pretty well (although I've had my share of Linux-based headaches too).

    However, while slightly OT... I wouldn't want to be the IT manager at a company that I allowed everyone in a 10,000 person company to decide what distro and software they wanted to run. I mean if someone has a problem with something... supporting (as the acticle says) 100+ different distros, different kernel versions, different package/install systems, different windowing systems... hell even different text editors. It would be HELL for an IT department to support, so i could see how Dell would have a similar issue. Even simple things would become nightmares to support. Even asking the users what version they are using would confuse many.

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    1. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      So don't allow it. Or at least make it damn clear that anyone deviating from the corporate standard is responsible for their own support.

    2. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by savorymedia · · Score: 1

      ... supporting (as the acticle says) 100+ different distros, different kernel versions, different package/install systems, different windowing systems... hell even different text editors.
      Well, considering your average end users don't know ANYTHING about Linux/Unix...why would you expect to have to support ANY other distro/configuration than what you deployed?
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    3. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by tftp · · Score: 1
      anyone deviating from the corporate standard is responsible for their own support

      A manager hadn't been born yet who is stupid enough to permit this. If you hire a sales guy you expect him to send emails to customers, and not to fiddle with /etc/postfix/main.cf ... possibly even bringing the company's mail system down.

    4. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by misanthrope101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can choose my own distro (Ubuntu, naturally) but all I really want is for Dell (or anyone else) to sell computers with hardware that is supported by Linux. Release the drivers, or at least the specs, and let the Linux community make their distros compatible with your machine. Yes, I'd love it if Dell offered the top 25 distros on Distrowatch installed and supported, but that isn't practical for anyone. But right now I have a Sony desktop with a soundchip that is unsupported by ALSA. All I want is supported hardware. Though I agree that the business model of selling Linux-installed machines is a bit questionable (the only ones who care can install it themselves anyway), the business model of selling machines that CAN use Linux can't possibly be bad, can it?

    5. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
      I will build my next machine via Newegg or Mwave. Because of where I live system76 won't ship to me, and there aren't any mom n pop stores to buy from. And I'll still be taking a risk because I don't know what motherboards are supported by Linux. Boards today only have two PCI slots, so I can't add a sound card, network card, and also a video capture card and so on.

      But I agree that the Linux fans here may be overestimating how important their purchases are to Dell. Dell cares about corporate and government contracts for thousands of desktops. Joe Schmoe buying a single $500 desktop and tying up the phone because his webcam won't work with Mandriva would probably be a lot more trouble than his business was worth.

    6. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      Are you intending "this" to refer to "deviating from the corporate standard" or "responsible for their own support"?

      Anyway, my intent was precisely in line with your latter comment. The sales guy should stick with the corporate standard. If he deviates from it, and thereby breaks his ability to send emails to customers, then it's his own damn fault. (Well, e-mail isn't the greatest of examples, as it can generally be replaced by webmail in a pinch. Say he breaks his ability to use the company's CRM software.)

    7. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by tftp · · Score: 1

      "responsible for their own support" is what a manager would find unacceptable. There are many reasons why some people may need to deviate from company standard; however self-support is something scary, both because many people have to learn how to administer something, and because they might do it incorrectly.

    8. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      Then the standard should be adjusted accordingly. "Company standard" doesn't have to mean "everyone stays with the vanilla install"; it can mean "99% of us stay with the vanilla install" (i.e. the 99% whose needs are met just fine by said install), while IT works things out separately with the remaining 1%.

    9. Re:Seems to make sense to a degree. by tftp · · Score: 1

      That's how it is already; if an employee needs some special application, or a special setup, or something else equally unusual, then the manager and the IT will accomodate (or deny the request if it is not justified.) And then the IT will support what IT installed. The employee is only required to use the tool and produce results that he was hired to produce.

  10. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    I support a bunch of Windows boxes, in addition to a bunch of OpenBSD machines.

    As far as Windows and daylight savings goes, XP/2003 boxes were all patched by standard patch-tuesday patches. For win2k it took me a grand total of 15 minutes to research it on MS's website, write (+ copy/paste) a few text files, and roll them out on the Active Directory Domain. Not really tough. There are lots of problems with Windows. Daylight savings time just wasn't a big one.

  11. Settle on one distro by thre5her · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer. There are more than 100 distros, and everybody seems to want a different one -- or the same one with a different desktop, or whatever. It costs Dell a small fortune to offer an operating system... so the lack of a standard is a real killer.
    This is a non-point; what's the problem with Dell settling on one distribution, outsourcing the support to Novell/RH/etc? The power users will install their own distro anyway, and they can find/finance their own support.
    1. Re:Settle on one distro by awful · · Score: 1

      Sure, but if you go to the Dell website mentioned in the article you'll see that all the people who've been responding have been nominating every distro under the sun. If Dell settles on one distro, then anyone who doesn't like that distro probably won't be interested.

      Especially if (as the writer says) a non-crapware PC from Dell will actually cost more - because then it would still be cheaper for someone to buy a Windows Dell and then install their favourite Linux distribution.

      Finally - the last point the writer made is completely right - since late last year Dell has been trying to switch from volume to margin. They would rather sell one XPS for $2000 than 4 Dimensions for $500, because the margin on the XPS is greater than the four Dimensions combined. And there's no way Dell's going to be putting linux on an XPS.

    2. Re:Settle on one distro by omeomi · · Score: 1

      I agree. Just pick a distro, and offer those computers at a reduced rate. That seems possible, since Microsoft isn't getting a cut of the profits...In the end, those who are planning to install something other than Windows will choose it regardless of the distro, and plenty of people will just go with whatever distro it came with...

    3. Re:Settle on one distro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubling costs to increase sales maybe a few % seems like something Wallstreet wouldn't be a fan of. Thus the advice that a new company specialized just for that niche do it.

    4. Re:Settle on one distro by skoaldipper · · Score: 1

      This is a non-point; what's the problem with Dell settling on one distribution, outsourcing the support to Novell/RH/etc?
      Not only that - Dell could easily distribute their own linux OS forked off (say) Ubuntu. If only a _handful_ of Canonical paid developers can really make an easy to use linux box, why can't a multi billion dollar corporation do "better" on far fewer variances in hardware? It would be disingenuous for anyone to claim otherwise.

      Just imagine a Dell modified adept updater running in the systray much like windows update - so simple for all their linux certified hardware (even more so than windows boxes). I would argue that on a Dell linux box you would never need to even touch a config file (Xorg or otherwise). Problem? Not only would Dell be selling hardware, but an OS too. Maybe they're not ready to put those gloves on just yet and step into the ring with Microsoft - it might raise a few investor eyebrows.
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    5. Re:Settle on one distro by Cato · · Score: 1

      This is rubbish - while people might *prefer* a specific distro, simply ensuring that hardware has Linux support would be enough for most people to install the distro they prefer, without installation hassles.

  12. It's not about the number of distributions by bunbuntheminilop · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's all about hardware that works. It's great that I could buy a computer with Ubuntu on it, but you know I'm going to format it the second it comes though the door and install what I want. When I install what I want, I WANT it to work, because the kernel has supported that hardware since version 2.6.whatever.

    1. Re:It's not about the number of distributions by Technician · · Score: 1

      It's all about hardware that works.

      That is the whole problem. The ink sales department hasn't gotten the all in one printer they give away with their system to work on Linux yet. ;-)

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  13. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Uzik2 · · Score: 1

    Dell supports windows all the time, as part of their business, and you presume to say they don't know how it's done?
    They make a lot of money giving people what they want. They understand it a lot better than you do.

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  14. software support by mastershake_phd · · Score: 1

    Just don't offer software support, or charge for it. They could do this with all their PCs.

    1. Re:software support by sconeu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You mean they offer useful support for Windows now????

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  15. Existing Open Source Series? by femto · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What's wrong with the existing open source series from Dell, provided there is a genuine reduction in price for the absence of MS software?

    If Dell is hesitant about offering Linux what the Free Software community forming a third party company and approaching Dell with a proposal that Dell simply contract the entire Linux support operation out to them?

    1. Re:Existing Open Source Series? by black+inc. · · Score: 0

      The absence of MS software is likely to cause an increase in price - not a reduction. You are only taking into account the price that Dell has to pay for MS software; however, Dell makes that up from companies that pay them to include their software - all those apps that come installed on a new computer.

    2. Re:Existing Open Source Series? by H3g3m0n · · Score: 2, Informative

      I doubt Dell would have much of a price reduction for systems shipped without windows.

      There was that article a while back about people using the EULA clause that required OEMs to refund the money if the user didn't agree to the EULA, the Dell refund was for $53. This would indicate that Dell has a fairly good deal with Microsoft to get Windows at a reduced price (This itself might be a reason for not shipping Linux, as MS could start charging full price again as a retaliation).

      The other thing is that Dell can ship with spyware, adware, AOL, Yahoo! toolbar, etc... to get a price reduction, unless they can do the same for Linux, they might actually be loosing money by not shipping Windows depending on how much these packages pay Dell. Although if they pay via usage rather than the number of shipped installs then offering systems without an OS might not matter so much because the systems would probally be getting wiped anyway but if they ship Linux installs then there Windows sales would probably go down with people trying to save money.

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    3. Re:Existing Open Source Series? by DrHex · · Score: 1

      Funny...when I went to the link in the posting I'm replying to I saw a link for purchasing Dell's with Linux installed -- RedHat for that matter. Looks like Dell is already doing this.

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    4. Re:Existing Open Source Series? by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with the existing open source series from Dell, provided there is a genuine reduction in price for the absence of MS software?
      Well, to be fair to Dell, they're charged much less than the shelf price for Windows. So the actual price difference from their end may only be $30-40 dollars. That's a guess, so please don't shoot me if I'm wrong. But also, they now have to set up a different production channel, train people on Linux, hammer out a plan for sales and support, and so on. This all costs money, which they have to recoup from the buyers. So we can't just look at the sticker price for Windows and expect a Linux PC to be that much less than a Windows PC.
    5. Re:Existing Open Source Series? by Software · · Score: 1
      Somewhat OT, but the page describing Dell's open source series has this little gem (emphasis added):

      The open-source n Series desktops feature select popular models from the Dimension(TM) desktop, OptiPlex(TM) desktop and Dell Precision(TM) workstation lines available with a copy of the FreeDOS(TM) open-source operating system included in the box, ready to install. It is not a Microsoft operating system and is not qualified for Windows licensing use under any existing Microsoft Volume Licensing Program (OPEN, Enterprise, etc.) Customers interested in a Microsoft® Windows® solution should purchase a Dell desktop pre-loaded with Windows XP Professional.
      This is blatantly false. Well, FreeDOS is not Windows, that is true, but the volume licensing this is pure BS. If you have a Windows license under a Microsoft volume licensing program, you can install Windows onto any box you choose, even a Macintosh. There's no requirement that you have to buy a computer with Windows already installed on it first. Even the lowest level of MS volume licensing the Open license, allows you "the rights to create a standard image and deploy it on multiple machines, and rights to transfer licenses from one machine to another."
    6. Re:Existing Open Source Series? by Trelane · · Score: 1

      The other thing is that Dell can ship with spyware, adware, AOL, Yahoo! toolbar, etc... to get a price reduction, unless they can do the same for Linux, they might actually be loosing money by not shipping Windows depending on how much these packages pay Dell.
      Except that that is only true of consumer machines, which the ones being compared are not. The business PCs (the only ones that even have a Linux option) do not come with the crapware, according to posts I've seen, although I've no first-hand experience.
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  16. Support by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dell couldn't manage to support GNU/Linux, but lets not forget that Dell doesn't really support Windows either. Sure it's impossible to explain to your average user that the Internet and their web browser are different things. This doesn't change if the browser is IE or Firefox or Konqueror. However, as a "geek" I regularly need to provide tech support to friends and family. I have a much easier time doing this once I have switched them over to Ubuntu from Windows. It's simply more user friendly and secure. If you are looking for a new PC, I would highly recommend system76, not any big OEM that functions as a division of Microsoft.

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    1. Re:Support by j79zlr · · Score: 1

      I always see this reference to system76 come up in these discussions. Have you ever actually priced one of their desktops? I just put an AMD 5200+ system together with 2GB RAM, 2x250GB SATA HDD & a GeForce7950, case et al from Newegg, it was $1,400. A similarly specked PC from them was $2,500.

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    2. Re:Support by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 1

      I got a laptop from system76 and thought it was a pretty good deal. I guess the prices are more competitive in that market than with desktops. Also have you considered warranty issues? Sometimes it's easy to get RMA returns for your parts from newegg, other times it can be a hassle. My whole system76 system is warrantied and supported for a year (and I could have bought support for longer). You also have to account for the fact that it takes some of your time to put together your own system, and moreover, most users couldn't figure out how to do it. At lot of things are cheaper to DIY than buy. You can build chairs or go to IKEA. Some people do carpentry for a hobby or do it to save money, but for most, it's just easier to buy furniture that someone else manufactures and assembles. The same is true for computers. So if you're going to buy a fully finished and supported machine, you might as well avoid the Microsoft tax and buy one that is not broken (defective by design through DRM), and is supported by knowledgeable people, not English as a second language speakers reading out of some manual and telling you to reformat at every hickup.

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    3. Re:Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've gone there a number of times, only to realize that they don't have any AMD laptops. They also don't have any laptops with better resolution than 1280x800, which is really only marginal. Considering that they have powerful graphics cards in them, you'd think they'd bump the resolution a bit.

  17. Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    This is IMO, a problem that is custom made for the open source community. No, I'm not suggesting that people put together a hardware company to build their own. I'm suggesting that Dell give away a few of each PC they want to offer Linux on to any Linux distro group that wants to be supported.

    In the end, they won't have to do the image build nor support it. Just let the Linux distro folks support it.

    Example: The Ubuntu group could build the image for Dell to put on each line of machines they want to sell with Ubuntu Linux. The Ubuntu group provides software/configuration support, and Dell supports the hardware. Once the Ubuntu group provides a pre-built image, Dell doesn't have much left to do but burn it on the machine and ship.

    Sure, there is a bit more to it, but that's it in a nutshell, and it is about open source support. Dell gets to sell the hardware, the OSS community supports the software, and everyone is happy. Current support for Linux comes from the OSS community anyway. Dell is just trying to limit their exposure when they shouldn't even try to expose themselves to support issues. Simply sell the machine as OSS supported software.

    When it comes down to hardware issues, I'm certain that each Linux distro group will support tools to determine that it is hardware vs. software. Once that is done there is no reason not to ship boxes with Linux installed. Dell doesn't have to choose which distro to suppport. Let each distro sign up and if they don't, don't sell boxes with that distro installed.

    To me it seems just too simple to be this difficult.

    1. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by Telvin_3d · · Score: 0

      The problem with this is that when Grandma can't figure out why her computer isn't working, she isn't going to be angrily calling up the Ubuntu User Group, she is going to be calling up Dell. Not only that, but she is going to have a (reasonable) expectation that Dell will know what is going wrong. Anything less than full support by Dell would result in so much negative work of mouth that it would kill the project immediately.

    2. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your suggestion seems incredibly niave. Have you actually thought about how Dell are going to make money from this? remember they are only gonna do this if it is profitable, they are a business not a charity case. Have you ever wondered how Dell makes money from there cheap machines? guess what the hardware is not where they get the cash from, it is from the extended support, the sponsored software, the easily attached peripherals.

      what do Dell they do when the user rings to abuse Dell for the distributions screw ups? How are they supposed to make money if all they are left with is the hardware, if you think dell are willing to ditch there profits to help the linux community then you are living in a dream world.

    3. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      I really like this idea! You'd have to be VERY careful though, to correctly prime customer's expectations. Otherwise, there'd be a lot of misconceptions about what customers paid for, and why they're not getting the personalized help they wanted. Perhaps you'd call the machine bundled with "Community Support", and emphasize that support requests are handled by volunteers. If you were even better, you could prime people to join the support forums and help out others with similar problems. Of course, all this assumes they've got the internet connection working...

    4. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Well, depending on the distro, Dell could simply transfer them to, say, someone at Canonical.

      But really, full support for Linux should be somewhat easier than full support for Windows in at least one respect: They can fix it themselves. In fact, if they setup their own repository, they can not only fix it, but automatically distribute it to Grandma (to the point where Grandma just has to click "install updates" in one place). And they won't get anywhere near the same amount of flak for this as they would for doing the same on Windows, because every Linux geek who cares about this is going to know how to edit sources.list to point to the official Ubuntu repository, or even a Debian repository, if they don't like what Dell does with it.

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    5. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by teh_chrizzle · · Score: 1

      community support is all you get now, even if you use windows. that's why there are so many support sites on the web for things other than linux. that's the tech support landscape today. dell's software support (reboot, then reformat) mirrors their hardware support (verify warranty and submit diagnostic code for replacement part). support is expensive regardless of the operating system. if you slap the big scary "L" word on your product then not only will you need to hire patient people who can read and talk at the same time... you will have to find ones that can think as well. thinking is expensive. you will have to put the word "technical" back into the term "technical support" instead of the "offshore apology service" that it is today.

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    6. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow another Linux user out of touch with reality.

      Sometimes you people live in your own little bubble and think the real world is so easy to work around in.

    7. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's an Ubuntu fanboy, what did you expect? :)

    8. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what do Dell they do when the user rings to abuse Dell for the distributions screw ups? But don't you know? Ubuntu simply doesn't have any screwups, it just works! :D
    9. Re:Calling Mr. Obvious.... Dell on line one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I always thought would be the way to do this. If you choose "Linux" as your OS when you're setting up a new box it should have in large bold type "NO SUPPORT OFFERED BY DELL". Of course, it would come pre-loaded with bookmarks to the most popular distro-specific support sites as well as a homepage with some pointers on searching/asking for help online. Seriously, why would Dell want to hire people to duplicate the effort already undertaken by the Linux Community?

  18. Pick one and outsource the support by ownermachina · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The best I can come up with is just pick Ubuntu for instance, outsouce support to cannonical (big contract for them, perhaps several others). They would immediately become the community's champions and mass distribution will result in networks of emerging experts to help their friends out. No need for centralized support, if its everybody's os, its everybody's responsibility to help others out.

  19. Its not about supporting distros, stupid by ArmorFiend · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When cars first came out, they broke down all the time, and every driver was also his own mechanic. This persisted through to the 60s when men were still expected to be able to fix a car by pulling up the hood and futzing about. You also saw a lot of opining about the internals of how cars should be put together.

    Then Toyota showed up, and made cars that stopped breaking down. Gradually, nobody was hyper-opinionated about the internals of cars, till we get to the point today where nobody but Toyota dealership can actually understand the internals.

    Same with Linux distros. We've been so starved of turnkey solutions for so long, that we're all hyper knowedgable distro experts! Just like the early auto operator/mechanics. Of course these people are going to have fine-grained and diverse favorites.

    When someone gets a new laptop and figures out that its "good enough", they'll stop worrying that it doesn't have Slack (or whathaveyou), and just appreciate its "good enough"ness. This can't happen from the demand side, the supply side has to lead the way. Then the userbase of Linux will change. Then we'll start to complain bitterly. Remember when AOL happened and the Internet started to suck? That fate awaits Linux too.

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    And anywho, nobody's asking them to support every possible distribution for their computers. They're asking for two things:

    1) support SOME distro, it doesn't matter what it is
    2) open source any hardware wierdness you control, stuff like sleep/suspend, software volume control buttons, and whatnot. Just put that stuff out there and all the big distros will automatically move to support you. That's what distros do.

    We're not asking, say, Toshiba to create a huge linux compile farm and put out Toshutils for every distro. Just expose the API, create a reference implementation, and let the community do the rest.

    1. Re:Its not about supporting distros, stupid by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

      I also find it ironic that all the Windows Vendors seek to add Value Added crapplets to their version of windows, yet whine about the opportunity to give Value Added by making a better distro choice than their competitors.

    2. Re:Its not about supporting distros, stupid by jerryasher · · Score: 1

      I think you're absolutely right. There's also these two which you somewhat suggest in 2)

      3) Choose chips and chipsets that are support opensource
      4) Keep APIs for your buttons, sleep/suspect, whatever, relatively stable from model to model

      1) is important as an existence proof. If you support ANY distribution, that will enable all distributions to support you.

    3. Re:Its not about supporting distros, stupid by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      That's all nice, but I really don't think that argument would be convincing to the decision makers. You would need to show that there is an existing market of Linux users for Dell's consumer computers that would make it pay off for a big company like Dell (there isn't, really), or have some means of demonstrating that they can create such a market, and that's the part that handwaving arguments on the Internet simply can't do.

      I really don't think transportation analogies fit here either.

    4. Re:Its not about supporting distros, stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This can't happen from the demand side, the supply side has to lead the way. Yeah. Economics 101. Nothing happens from the supply side. Ever... ever. I'm sure Dell and any other major assembler of components has a battery of statisticians and actuaries and market analysts devoted to OS trends, especially in the current volatile climate surrounding Vista. If individual consumers or large companies wanted to switch to Linux for desktop solutions any time in the near future, I'm sure Dell, if not HP or e-Machines, at the very least, would be all over it.

    5. Re:Its not about supporting distros, stupid by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

      As far as fixing stuff goes, I agree with you. But Debian and Debian-derivative users will kneecap you if you make them install software via something other than apt and its gui frontends. Overall, I think it'd be best if Dell just made their hardware Linux-compatible and let the community worry about the distros. A Dell Distro isn't going to have the packages of Fedora or Debian. I'd be annoyed as hell if I bought a snazzy Dell Linux system to find that they had their own special distro and package-management software, and I couldn't install, say, LaTeX or GNU screen because they hadn't gotten around to supporting those programs.

    6. Re:Its not about supporting distros, stupid by frogstar_robot · · Score: 1

      That's what checkinstall and alien are for. Even if you don't want to use those many packages can run out of local directory.

    7. Re:Its not about supporting distros, stupid by Locklin · · Score: 1

      So no one knows (or cares about) the difference between a Kia and a Lexus?

      Quit with the car analogy already!

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    8. Re:Its not about supporting distros, stupid by ArmorFiend · · Score: 1

      A Lexus is just a Kia with triple the cost-per-mile to operate over the lifetime of the car.

  20. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by sconeu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Dell supports windows all the time, as part of their business, and you presume to say they don't know how it's done?

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    Based on my one time calling tech support (in Bangalore, I assume), Yes, I'd be willing to say that they don't know how it's done!
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    OK, They know how it's done (let script monkeys handle the caller), but they don't know how it's done *RIGHT*.

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  21. Bad Assumptions by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

    The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer. There are more than 100 distros, and everybody seems to want a different one...

    While this might seem like a proble to tha average Slashdot geek who is used to demanding the ability to "roll their own" and so on, these are not the people that Dell would be selling to. Dell would be targeting people that want to unpack the box, plug it in and boot it up and get straight away to surfing the net and running some office applications, maybe some image management software. That and maybe corporate customers with similar needs. The people that want to pick and choose their flavor of Linux on their new Dell box would be perfictly happy getting a Dell box with nothing at all on it, and loading the OS themselves from their distro of choice, tweeking the install to fit their needs. These are not Dell's customers for preloaded Linux.

    Realistically, Dell need only offer either Red Hat or SuSE, both of which offer easy to support distros.

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    1. Re:Bad Assumptions by Americano · · Score: 2, Insightful

      These mythical people, Dell's customers for preloaded Linux, the ones who don't demand the ability to "roll their own"? Yeah, when they're offered a choice of Windows or Linux, they're going to say, "Oh, whatever everybody else uses," or "The same thing as I use at work, of course!" And I guarantee that that will be Windows, 95% or more of the time.

      The people bitching at Dell for these Linux desktops are not dear old mom & pop who just want a cheap, easy to use system. It's the Linux power users who are offended that they can't just go to Dell and buy a preconfigured cheap system that's guaranteed to work with their favorite distro. The same people that every one of you people saying "Dell should sell preconfigured Linux boxes," are also saying "would probably never buy these systems from Dell, anyway."

      Do you really think that Dell doesn't realize this?

    2. Re:Bad Assumptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They (I) just don't want to buy Windows software. Hence the whole website idea asking what customers want. Answer:Linux. Hopefully Dell can read better than you.

      My brother bought a used IBM over a new laptop not based on price but on no pre-installed OS. We live together and have 10 PC's 3 laptops 2 multi thousand dollar surround sound systems 1 multi-thousand dollar stereo (mine) not counting TV's. (my 37" LCD in my bedroom and his high-end Director's series 50" Hitachi in living room)

      I am currently implementing a Fujitsu Teampad with RDP and/or ICA for the kitchen. Have to use Windows there I think, other than that I am proud of the ridiculous number of Red Hat Fedora Core boxes we have. Also my Sony Location Free TV doesn't include Windows.

      Please don't expound any further on Operating System realated matters.
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    3. Re:Bad Assumptions by Americano · · Score: 1

      Dear Steve,

      Thanks for telling me all about your home computer setup. I'm really impressed that you have so many PCs. And your tv's and stereo systems? I'm fair quivering with excitement!

      Just one question... In what way does all of this address my point that everybody who keeps saying "Dell should offer Linux," turns around and in the next breath also claims, "Nobody who can put Linux on themselves would bother with a Dell system, anyway, though"?

      Oh, and if you want a Linux system from Dell? Various Dell n-Series systems are available preinstalled & quite configurable with Red Hat. Or, you can choose the FreeDOS version, which comes pretty much a blank slate, and you can install and twiddle bits to your heart's content. Or, you can even take advantage of all the crap & spyware that gets installed by default, and take the Windows system that has had its price reduced by all that crapware, and then just build a linux system right over it.

      Please don't expound any further on Operating System related matters. You clearly have no clue what you're talking about.

  22. So Windows is easy, then? by Oshawapilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, Linux is no piece of cake to support to naive users, but is Windows that much better?

    I've dealt with so many naive Windows users who couldn't (or don't know how) to install the most basic of Virus/Spyware protection, or how fix the most basic of issues.

    I guess it's a matter of the lesser of two evils. Dell would rather help "naive" Windows users then perhaps open the door to something more secure and support "naive" users there instead.

  23. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > The person who wrote the article hasn't a clue. Does he really think that Windows is easy to use or support?? If he does, then ask him about daylight savings time....

    Consumers who buy a computer expect the level of plug-and-play with the rest of the consumer-device world that Windows and Mac OS X provide. Very little of the HW out there comes with Linux drivers, the number of frustrated users will be high. Most computer users I know (who do not read /.) would conclude that Dell doesn't know how to support their own stuff. Much downside potential for Dell's already-shaky reputation for service, and the upside for Dell is...

    The "100s of distros/everybody wants something different" is accurately characterized by other posters as FUD, but this aspect of the support situation I believe could reasonably be seen as a deal-breaker for Dell.

  24. The guys who run Slashdot tried that. Remember? by Animats · · Score: 1

    Remember VA Linux? They were going to make Linux PCs. Biggest IPO first-day runup in history. Then the stock declined 98% from the peak. Nobody is going to get funding for that idea for a while.

    The more likely player is Lenovo. They're not as beholden to Microsoft as Dell is, they can offer corporate support through IBM, and they've sold Linux laptops outside the US.

  25. tough decisions by pjrc · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of pretty much the only Simpson's episode I ever saw....

    Bart does something to piss off a large crowd. They start chasing him, our for vengeance. A car pulls to to a screeching stop in front of Bart and a well dressed man offers Bart a get-away ride.

    Bart says quickly, "angry mod" ... "stranger" ... looks at the furious crowd rapidly approaching ... "angry mod" ... turn to the car "stranger" ... and hops in. (or something like that, it was years ago)

    I can just imagine execs at Dell .... "give up Microsoft deals" ... "lose linux business" .... looks at mighty Microsoft able to do whatever they want with barely a slap on the wrist from the DoJ .... "give up Microsoft favor" .... turns to Linux fans - "piss off linux users", ok then.

    We've heard all this "too many choices" - "too hard for newbies" over and over. Yeah, right. That's the real reason, yeah!

    1. Re:tough decisions by anagama · · Score: 1

      I'd happily mob you up if I hadn't posted ....

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    2. Re:tough decisions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ellipses (...) are not a replacement for commas.

  26. Copout Distro by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    So Dell spends a $million studying which Linux distro (including desktop) is best for Dell, and then supports that one. Probably its own distro derived from one that has a strong commercial support contract for Dell. It doesn't support anything but the basic use-case, whether that's office suite, web/email/whatever server, web terminal, or whichever. Then they sell PC configured only that way, and tell people who buy it that reconfiguring it for any other use case voids their support warranty.

    If they did that, then Dell would wind up with a PC much easier/cheaper to support than a proprietary Windows PC. Recurrent problems could be fixed by Dell, or paid by Dell to their upstream distro team to fix, without waiting for MS to care.

    And they'd sell a PC that didn't require sending a few hundred bucks to MS for licenses. They could rig their package repository to authenticate and charge a SW subscription, then charge SW vendors to deploy their SW through it.

    There's a lot of money in that, and it's not so hard. While appealing to the most fanboy customer base out there. I wonder if "not pissing off the Microsoft cash cow" is really the reason.

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    1. Re:Copout Distro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the problem is there is not a few hundred bucks going to MS, the average box has less than $100 of MS licensed software on it (think the number is $50-$60). So cost saving for the end consumer is just not there, especially if dell has to spend more developing and maintaining a linux solution, remember that cost will have to be passed on to the consumer.

    2. Re:Copout Distro by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Dell probably makes about $50 per computer in HW margins. They have to make their money in increasing market share. So even if Dell pays MS only $50 per PC, selling Linux instead can double their margins. While increasing their market into one none of their competitors own, either.

      On that level, selling Linux is a compelling operation into which to invest a bunch of money. And since Dell also makes customized PCs for easier support and other competitive advantages, making a custom Linux distro that suits their needs should be another natural evolution for them.

      Of course that cost will be passed to the consumer. Typically of tech, the early adopters will probably have to spend more to pay for the initial R&D investment. Until HP does it, too, and the price wars begin. With the free distros on the cheapest (if not used) HW also compete with the prices. Until the market carves itself down into those people who need the preinstall, support and HW consistency of a Dell enough to pay for it.

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  27. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by arse+maker · · Score: 0

    What sort of comment is this, its insightful? You think the fact daylight savings updates are the biggest problem windows has? Or that its even a serious issue? I truly challenge anyone to install Linux for their parents and have them be able to do everything they want to do, like install programs they want or do the things they want. Just saying there is an alternative is not valid, it doesn't mean anything. An alternative is an alternative because people don't use it a lot. Going this path is a long slow transition process. Not a "dell can support linux easily". Telling customers what to do isn't exactly 101 in business class. Granted many of the issues are that most people are used to windows, it just doesn't fix the problem. Linux distros nowadays are fantastic , KDE and GNOME are both great interfaces, if we lived without windows ever existing this wouldn't be a problem. However the best things about them are things that programmers or highly technical people can really exploit. This "people are too stupid to understand" argument is exactly the answer to the problem. Package mangers or command line installs its never ever going to work for the masses. I know large attempts at making a better system has been done.. but the problem is, not everyone does it. Linux has come a long way, but the truth is, its got a long way to go before you can convert enough people. But with Microsoft continuing with stupid licensing models there is allot of opportunity to make inroads.

  28. Nothing to see here . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Move along.

    Jack Schofield is a MS Windows column writer who has no incentive to promote Linux as he would be out of a job in short order. He is correct in observing that a complex business infrastructure exists to "buy down" the true cost of using or purchasing MS Windows and no such infrastructure exists for Linux.

    That does not mean that Linux is not viable for the current support infrastructure, just that they and Mr. Schofield (like Wernher von Braun learning to count down from 10 in English) just need to adapt. Or perish. Their choice.

  29. Dell doesn't provide Windows support by Foofoobar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dell supports their PC's and will try to make sure the device is working but will not sit there and try to support every different Microsoft app that there is. They only try to support basic functionality and basic apps and stick to security, integration and general software maintenance.

    So how is this different from supporting Linux? All they have to do is create a knowledgeable support staff, good knowledge base and they'll have pretty much the same thing they have for Windows. It's really not that hard once they make the decision as to what distro they are going to support, strike a deal with the distro's maintainers, and maybe even farm out the support to the distros maintainers or a third party. Pretty simple when you think about it.

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    1. Re:Dell doesn't provide Windows support by Trelane · · Score: 1

      So how is this different from supporting Linux?
      The difference is that Linux distros provide the support for Dell, e.g. Red Hat, SuSE, and Ubuntu. Microsoft makes Dell do the support. Seems like it'd be smart for Dell to ally with one of those distros. Heck, choose two and flip a frickin' coin. I don't care.
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    2. Re:Dell doesn't provide Windows support by Foofoobar · · Score: 1

      Heh. True. But this is on the plus side as to 'Reasons why Dell can and should adopt Linux'. Honestly, they could easily start a support wiki too if they wanted.

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  30. mistitled by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

    The article's OK, but the title of the post should be "Why (some dude thinks) Dell Won't Offer Linux..." etc.

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  31. do they get paid to *not* support linux? by NynexNinja · · Score: 1

    Would it be that far fetched that someone is paying Dell to *not* fully endorse/support Linux? These stories about Dell "will soon support linux" have been published about once a year for the last ten years. I don't think it's ever going to happen, and I would just conclude that a large company with vested interest in seeing Linux fail is responsible for it. A lot of other vendors support Linux, the main difference here is that Dell is the largest distributor of new Windows/Intel PC's.

    1. Re:do they get paid to *not* support linux? by tangohotel · · Score: 1

      the main difference here is that HP is the largest distributor of new Windows/Intel PC's Fixed that for ya.
  32. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by anagama · · Score: 2, Informative

    For the record, I'm a linux user slightly tainted with a mac laptop. I've been using various distros over the years as desktops and servers. I like linux a lot and I think it is more usable for real work than either windows (ME is my last experience though) or OS X. That said, the summary author (or article author) has a strong point about man pages. They are often very difficult to understand and almost always devoid of examples. The little syntax structure at the top isn't going to help a complete newb and even after 5 or 6 years of linux use, I prefer to find a "howto" than read a man page any day. Anyway, the man page criticism is quite valid.

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  33. Acer from Walmart by dattaway · · Score: 4, Informative

    Several months ago I bought a cheap laptop from Walmart. I found out from Acer's website they had a Linux cd distribution that I could download. What did this mean to me? Everything worked together, including wireless, sound, and accelerated video. Trying a different distribution, like Ubuntu worked without any hassles. Since then, I bought several other laptops from Walmart knowing they took time to make sure their laptops supported a free operating system. They have been the most trouble free units I have had the pleasure of giving my family. Its a shame Dell doesn't latch onto this idea.

    1. Re:Acer from Walmart by mlinksva · · Score: 1

      Link(s) please? I don't see anything about Linux on Acer's website (which appears pretty broken at the moment).

    2. Re:Acer from Walmart by dattaway · · Score: 3, Informative

      The first pulldown box under system software, "Linux Software" is listed before "Windows Software" :)

      http://global.acer.com/support/download.htm

    3. Re:Acer from Walmart by DogDude · · Score: 0, Troll

      Its a shame Dell doesn't latch onto this idea.

      Why? Just buy the damn Acer, and be done with it! Do you really want a computer case that has the word "Dell" printed on it?

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  34. No need for a standard by moria · · Score: 1

    Dell do not need an existing standard to start selling Linux Desktops. Dell only need to make a decision on what is the default: a default distro, and a default desktop environment. They do not need to support every single distro or desktop environment or editor or browser under the sun, just the default. Anybody having special requirements on distro or desktop environment or anything will pretty much be able to figure out how to customize their own environment. This will also create a huge amount of opportunities for third-party support providers, which is good for business and open source.

  35. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by iowannaski · · Score: 1

    Generally speaking, Grandma's sphere of influence isn't very big when it comes to operating systems, is it?

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  36. :. just free dos would be enough by Trubadur · · Score: 1
    Just free DOS would be enough as an option. They always can recommend whatever they want, but that's my hardware, and it is my decision what to install there.

    Their tech support is less then usable, regardless of what OS is on the computer anyway.

    I vote with my money, NOT TO PAY to Microsoft - simple like that.

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  37. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by nickcoons · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have no evidence to support this, but it seems that this has nothing to do with technical support at all. My guess is that Dell has some awesome OEM pricing for Windows (maybe $25 a pop or so), and this deal with Microsoft is contingent on them not offering competing operating systems. If they started pre-loading Linux, their cost of Windows may go up substantially.

    However, I could be way off base, so feel free to point it out if I am.

  38. Have people decide by QueePWNzor · · Score: 1

    Open up a voting booth online. Ubuntu and FedoraCore (and, if it's legal in a few weeks) OpenSUSE will dominate the list, but I prefer Mandriva, and who knows; maybe after the "big three and lost fourth," they can see if any community distros stack up votes. A good one is SimplyMEPIS, which is the most popular spinoff of Ubuntu (as of 6.0). (Ranked by distrowatch.com.) I wonder if it's possible - but could they work with a large Kernel supporter (Red Hat is a large one, but good luck with allowing SUSE...) to make modules that can be loaded by GRUB? This is not a matter of choosing between Wolvix and aLinux, the two general desktop Linux distros at the end of the top 100 list at Distrowatch (no offence), but rather making the community at large happy, and with variance. Also, it needs to be equal between KDE and GNOME. Fedora is more GNOME oriented, as is plain Ubuntu, so Mandriva comes to mind. SUSE's KDE is great, but with Novell possibly violating the GPL, that would not be an option for me.

    1. Re:Have people decide by jcr · · Score: 1

      And when the total votes amounts to less than 1% of their sales volume, Dell does the math and decides that offering Linux isn't worth it. The few people who want it will just figure out how to get it and install it themselves, just like they do today.

      -jcr

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  39. The real problem... by NotHereOrThere · · Score: 1

    is that Dell won't sell you a computer without a Microsoft OS. Back around 1996 or so you could still order from Dell a PC with no OS and they would install some minimally functional DOS kernel just so they could test it. Obviously Dell can sell PCs without an OS if they wanted to, but they don't. I suspect the reason has a lot to do with contractual arrangements with MS and nothing to do with Linux. People who want Linux on their Dell PCs are most likely the type who know how to install it themselves anyway. So the issue is just political and has nothing to do with technical issues. In reality today, Dell only sells laptops to those who want Linux because there are few alternatives for laptops. For desktops, Linux users will most likely go elsewhere or build the machine themselves.

    1. Re:The real problem... by odaiba_kamome · · Score: 2, Informative

      This chimes with what someone connected to the Japanese government told me, off the record, a few weeks ago. Japanese PC vendors have a clause in their contracts with Microsoft that prevents them from selling PCs without Windows pre-installed. If they violate the contract they have to pay MS a whole lot more for each copy of Windows. My informant told me the contracts are secret, so I have no way of verifying this.

    2. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, how stupid are you? How have you not heard of the Dell n series? - http://www.dell.com/content/products/features.aspx /nseries?c=us&cs=04&l=en&s=bsd&redirect=1

      Dell has been selling linux desktops, not just servers for a long time.
      Would a google search featuring "Dell" & "linux" be too much to ask?

    3. Re:The real problem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reson they don't is probably because they don't image their drives in-house, and even if they did the cost of developing the exception to the rule would be greater than the revanue it would generate. The cost of Windows professional line used to run about $35 to 50, the cost of the home line used to be about $15 to 20. Then there is all the crap that Dell installs for you, like AOL offers. That might well end up off-setting the cost of windows license.

      You're talking about introducing a non-trival change to a huge organization to service a pretty small market, assuming we're not talking about servers. It's not something large organizations do well. Ask Apple why they don't offer a linux option, they're almost certainly far better equipped to impliment such a change. And yet....here we are.

  40. sell without operating system by e**(i+pi)-1 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would already be happier, if there was the option to buy systems without operating system. Dell could sell such systems cheaper not only because of the lacking windows system but also because they would not have to offer support for OS issues.

    1. Re:sell without operating system by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Dell already sells some systems with FreeDOS. Presumably they are cheaper, but I haven't checked.

    2. Re:sell without operating system by TehDuffman · · Score: 1

      Yeah its not about you, me or most of the other people reading /. We are not the customers Linux needs to go after. If we want OSS to succeed it needs to go to a broader consumer base, not just geeks and nerds. This is what we need Dell for. If someone can go out and buy a $500 computer that runs Ubuntu or another Distro that "JUST WORKS" they will be happy. Cheap and quality are something that Linux can provide that M$ can'.

    3. Re:sell without operating system by westlake · · Score: 1
      I would already be happier, if there was the option to buy systems without operating system.

      You would be happier. But this isn't a mass market product. Dell has production lines running 24/7 to fill pre-paid orders for OEM Windows.

    4. Re:sell without operating system by Advocadus+Diaboli · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would already be happier, if there was the option to buy systems without operating system. Dell could sell such systems cheaper not only because of the lacking windows system but also because they would not have to offer support for OS issues.

      I work at a PC manufacturer that sells PCs and I know the rules of the game. One problem is that there is a contract with Microsoft that says "you're not allowed to ship any PC without operating system" of course because they didn't want that you ship hardware to run pirated OS versions on it. The other side of the medal is that of course customers don't want to pay the Microsoft tax, so if someone doesn't want to order an OEM windows, then we will ship the box with a Linux-DVD. So the contract is not violated since we always ship with an OS, even if its probably not what MS had in mind.

      Besides that the question is if it will be really cheaper to ship without Windows. I don't know the conditions that Dell has when buying OEM licenses, but I know from the past long ago that MS is defending themselves against firms that officially say "We offer an alternative to MS". Long ago there were shops that offered OS/2 on their systems and the result was that they didn't get the boxes from MS any more or if then at a higher price than before. So the risk is that Microsoft is rising the price for an OEM license and you gain nothing.

      Lets see the support issues. As I told you we ship an "alibi DVD" with the explicit note that we don't offer support for that and its just an OS to fulfill the "do not ship without os rule". Even for that we get a lot of support questions. The problem is, that a PC without OS is like a car without fuel, it may look nice, but it is useless. So you have at least to do some statement on which OS can run on your PC, and people tend to see a support agreement in that. Face the facts: There is no official support for openSUSE from Novell and there is no official support for Fedora from Red Hat. So if people use that "free distributions" then they expect their system to work with those distros, if problems show up then they want the support from the system vendor. Of course you could recommend RHEL or SLED, but then you get support only if your box is "certified" and even worse, the Microsoft tax is replaced by a Red Hat or Novell tax.

      Personally I know that Linux is fine for the desktop, but in a profit driven world the problem of system vendors is that they have to invest in ressources for an OS that has a market share below 5%. That is the real problem with it. If Linux desktop market share would be 20% then nobody would complain that offering Linux boxes means investing money for support and engineering.

    5. Re:sell without operating system by arth1 · · Score: 1

      That's not the same as "no operating system", though, is it?

    6. Re:sell without operating system by Leto-II · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, FreeDOS doesn't come preinstalled. It comes on a CD and there is a paper that says, in a big bold font, the system can't boot until you install an operating system. This paper also says that Dell is giving you FreeDOS without any form of support whatsoever.

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    7. Re:sell without operating system by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

      Dell tests their computers at the final stage of construction, Windows being installed earlier. I tried to get a blank laptop, but they said they couldn't test it to make sure the hardware was working properly. They really do need to have an OS installed, otherwise you may get shipped a computer with one or more components not working.

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    8. Re:sell without operating system by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Dell could sell such systems cheaper not only because of the lacking windows system but also because they would not have to offer support for OS issues.

      I'm not so sure that it would be cheaper. I don't imagine that OS support goes much beyond a script covering common issues, with a final catch-all of "back up your files and restore from CD/recovery partition". Selling without an OS also means losing the money from third-parties to bundle their adware pre-installed (e.g. the links to sign up with online services & ISPs, Norton 60 day trials, etc). They may also end up paying more for their Windows licences from MS, who are likely to be rather displeased with Dell selling systems that encourage piracy (MS has leant on OEMs before not to sell naked PCs as people will buy them then installed pirated copies of Windows (which of course some will)).

    9. Re:sell without operating system by Nurgled · · Score: 1

      I bought my most recent PC pre-assembled from a smaller vendor here in the UK. I elected not to buy any operating system, and they got around this testing issue by shipping me the box with Windows XP installed but with no licence key to activate it with. They used the Windows XP install to run their hardware tests and then "re-sealed" it the same way as they would if they were selling me a copy of Windows, but simply failed to supply a licence key.

      I just formatted the disk and installed Ubuntu.

    10. Re:sell without operating system by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      That's not the same as "no operating system", though, is it?


      Yeah, pretty much the same thing.
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    11. Re:sell without operating system by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Cheap and quality are something that Linux can provide that M$ can'.


      Don't be too sure. If there's one thing Microsoft has experience at, it's cheap quality.
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  41. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by timeOday · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The DST problem has been a nightmare in my company, both for Outlook and especially PocketPCs. Microsoft has released a series of patches, each of which just muddles the situation more. In the end, they recommend manually fixing all your appointments. Well gee, if I knew when they were all supposed to be, I wouldn't need Outlook, would I?

  42. Linux users are just like Peta.. sorta.. by Micklewhite · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It seems to me that the folks who actually want Linux are generally the sort who'd just go out and build their own computer and probably wouldn't buy a Dell to begin with.
    I suppose it's like how Peta is always bugging people to switch over to a pure vegan diet despite the health benefits, it'll never happen.

    Anyhow. Anybody who actually needs 'support' for an operating system is using it wrong. (that's not supposed to be taken seriously, it's a joke)

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  43. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sorts of people who need help maintaining a Linux desktop also tend to need help maintaining a Windows desktop, the only difference is that it's marginally more obvious with Linux.

  44. Tag article: microsoft by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    It's funny they talk about support, because on a *brand new* Dell box a friend bought, their support has been total crap.

    Not only did they slag him with Vista (he wanted XP, per my advice), they wouldn't downgrade it and it doesn't work right. He installed drivers and crap based on Dell's tech support and eventually got the system so hosed it restarted explorer (the desktop, not the whole computer) every few seconds. I was finally able to get to a system restore point (after many, many tries--it's hard to get to when you don't have time to click anything) and undo that at least. When I checked the Event Viewer, there were almost 20,000 messages in there (not all errors, but the system is only a week old, so there can't be many normal ones unless it logs every damn time you click [ Allow ] or [ Cancel ] ...).

    Anyhow, I think I'm going to tag this story with what I feel is the real answer to the question posed in the headline: Microsoft

    Maybe they're not to blame, but I have a hard time seeing why Dell would want to avoid selling something its customers want...

  45. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't make any difference what OS is installed...... support will be in an Indian call center where no one will understand their English... just like Dell's Windows....

  46. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Canordis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I hope parent is merely a troll (Grandma + config file is rapidly turning into a troll meme) but I'll bite. 1998 called; they want their lack of GUI configuration tools back.

    On my Ubuntu box, I have had to manually edit configuration files to do two things:

    • Install and configure beta software
    • Install and configure Apache + MediaWiki
    • Configure Vi
    The one other type of config file I've had to edit regularly in the recent past are xorg.conf files. A computer that comes with Linux preinstalled would never need xorg.conf twiddlery; reconfiguring it when you upgrade your graphics cards isn't a particularly difficult thing to do (If you're the sort of person who is likely to upgrade your own hardware, then you can do it).

    The real reason Dell won't offer Linux PCs is plainly that it's not a good deal for them. It would mean more expensive Windows licenses, and it would mean less money for them from all the people paying them to bundle crapware with their boxes. The only way to have good, high-quality Linux PCs is to have an OEM willing to sell nothing but Linux boxes. Preferably one willing to sell well-designed, high-end computers and laptops with fully compatible hardware and pre-installed, thoroughly tested desktop environments and proprietary format support. Hopefully, packaged with a nice manual and long-term tech support for a particular set of "supported" packages too (Like Canonical does with Ubuntu).

    Hey, I can dream.

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  47. If so, do something interesting. by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Look, taking a generic laptop and running Linux on that is NOT all that exciting. How about Instead, create a multi-core laptop with low power. In addition, drop the battery. Use a super capacitor. The battery is good for a couple of years. But a supercapacitor will last longer than the laptop. Of course, that means that much lower power (instead of several hours, it will only be about an hour. But in general, the average person has power close by. If they can plug in and be fully charged in a matter of minutes, well, that is new and useful. Then sell either an external battery or supercapacitor that lengthens the time to 3-4 hours.

    Finally, drop all the extras. Skip the DVD or take the IBM approach and make it be a battery, floppy, or dvd bay. Consider the idea of having a 4 Gig flash on board for the OS. That way, the drive can be powered down the bulk of the time. By having multi-core, allow the system to run on 1 core during the battery (but have 2 or more when power is available.).

    IOW, do something interesting; Do not try to be dell.

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    1. Re:If so, do something interesting. by tftp · · Score: 1
      Most of these ideas had been tried, and are still tried (that flip-top thing, or Oqo, or Negroponte's OLPC.) And they are still failing. Why? Because a notebook with 1 hr operation time is useless. Because a notebook without a DVD is useless. Because large flash is already available in Flash disks. Because multi-core not lowers power consumption but increases it. And so on...

      If you research you will see that the market have seen everything from cell phones to 20" "notebooks", and every niche had been tried. The only thing that is pure fantasy is the supercap, only because there are no supercaps with capacity even close to a LiIon battery.

  48. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by McFadden · · Score: 1

    I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Not only is Linux not ready for desktop -it's unlikely to ever be 'ready'. There have been enough developers, working for enough years on Linux for them to have been able to roll out a decent desktop system by now. Whatever they might have you believe, most people developing for Linux have never had, and will never have desktop as a target. When you're smart enough to be able to develop distro code, your primary motivation isn't always satisfying the person who can barely plug the damn machine in.

  49. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by taupin · · Score: 1, Insightful

    No, Windows is not easy to support; whether users can use it is not Dell's problem. But rolling out an entirely new operating system on its machines means Dell has to train new/existing support personnel to deal with Linux problems - from serious errors to "How do I launch programs without a Start menu?" - in addition to dealing with other issues (configuration, etc). Doing this would cost Dell a fortune which they probably would not get back from the marginally greater sales offering Linux would net them.

  50. Why Won't It Work? by logicnazi · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I very much doubt the support issue is the problem. If enough people would buy it Dell could just start the Dell Computer Expert line and make it damn clear that you don't order one unless you know what your doing and their is no support on anything but the hardware. Hell if they were worried enough about their name they could just sell them under some name other than Dell.

    I suspect the problem is economic.

    For starters I bet people demanding linux are far more willing to voice demands than they are to put up money. I bet tons of the people who asked dell to offer a linux PC wouldn't really buy one. They might like linux but when it comes time to buy a new computer they decide to dull boot and realize it's cheaper just to buy the computer preloaded with windows. Even if this isn't the case the possibility that linux advocates make more noise than they would buy computers is something Dell must consider.

    Secondly Dell doesn't have apps to sell people who buy linux only boxes printer ink and all sorts of other high margin items. If anything the problem is they realize the people who buy linux boxes wouldn't buy extended support, at least not the sort of support it was economical to offer. Dell probably has a nearly zero margin on the basic PC and makes up their money on the extras. Why bother selling a linux PC if the purchasers are smart enough not to buy any of the high margin extras?

    Finally there is the concern of pissing off MS. Whatever anti-trust rulings MS is constrained by why risk pissing them off unless it would bring you a high margin business?

    The issue isn't offering support it is making money!

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    1. Re:Why Won't It Work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet this, I bet that... you have no knowledge of linux users. Every other linux user I have ever met was at least as well off as I am. We're not hard up for $$. Windows and Mac offer us next to nothing of value. ( I do miss Jedi Knight ).
      Please stop suggesting I pay for your retarded OS that I do not use.

    2. Re:Why Won't It Work? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one don't dual-boot. Why should I? There are more than enough applications for Linux. Yes, even games!

      And buying a computer with Windows preinstalled is definitely not cheaper than building one myself or buying one without any OS, especially considering the time I'd need to get rid of the Windows crap and dealing with hardware compatibility issues because of Winmodems etc. (Which, incidentially, can be considered a good reason for why Dell should offer Linux boxes: We won't get systems which were made willfully incompatible with anything besides Windows).

      Of course, I won't buy another computer ever (or at least while there is a constant push for more DRM - I don't want M$ to some day call ownership of my documents). Why should I, when Linux runs perfectly on older systems? (Which were of much higher quality than what is offered today, I'd say.)

    3. Re:Why Won't It Work? by DannyO152 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, Dell has been coming off of some disastrous quarters which suggests there is something troubled about their pick up the phone, take a credit card number, and slap together a laptop with Home XP business model. Polling for market guidance via an internet survey would seem to be an excellent approach to getting ideas that aren't profitable, so was it done as a stunt? I ask that question because if the top requests are ignored (even if there are sound business reasons to ignore them), how does that look? I would have expected that, in order to get a well balanced view of the market, Dell have also engaged other, less noisy, surveying techniques.

      Clearly, there is a demand for inexpensive Windows-free notebooks. Is it enough for Dell to find a market? Would a few years of losses (duriing which they buy marketshare and promote how dispensible Windows is for many of us) pay off down the road as Dell becomes the one who brought Linux to the common gal? As they say, no risk no reward. Seems to me, though, if, as a manufacturer of hardware, you can convince the consumer that the value is in the combination of affordable machines running inexpensive, readily available, functional software, then should Microsoft retailiate by raising the OEM cost of Wiindows, it just makes the non-Windows models a better value.

  51. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by spagetti_code · · Score: 1
    The person who wrote the article hasn't a clue. Does he really think that Windows is easy to use or support?? If he does, then ask him about daylight savings time.... He's not saying windows is necessarily easy to support. He *is* implying that the support infrastructure is all in place, and that linux doesn't have that in a form that users can use. Not everyone is going to be happy scanning online man pages and asking questions on forums. They need online help and customer care reps and a phone number to call.

    Its going to be expensive to set up and expensive to maintain. Windows support people are 10 a penny and linux support people are not.

  52. Dell linux by mehtars · · Score: 1

    I personally believe the solution to this is for Dell to create there own Linux distrobution. I know, there are tons already available, but since Dell has a huge stranglehold on its suppliers, it could easily demand drivers for Linux. In addition for support, it could create a remote access support through ssh or something.

    Just my two cents

    1. Re:Dell linux by tftp · · Score: 1
      Dell Linux would cost dell many millions to develop (or adopt), and many years. Demanding anything from a vendor is not productive, and you can't demand quality of those drivers either because Dell buys cheapest parts it can get away with. R&D is very expensive, and it makes plenty of sense to skip all that and just stick to Windows - at least Dell doesn't have to do any of that work, and is not responsible for the results.

      Remote access to consumer's boxes through ssh would be usually problematic if the box does not boot or because the user changed all passwords or because he is behind a DSL NAT router or because of 1000 other reasons which can't be diagnosed. Many users don't even know what is their public IP address (such as the one of the router. Their internal one is 192.168.5.1 for example, much good it will do to you.)

  53. Linux Users Groups by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

    The less obvious problem is the very high cost of Linux support, especially when selling cheap PCs to naive users who don't RTFM... That's why I run a Linux Users Group at my school.
  54. Re:Tag article: microsoft by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

    I'd have your friend send the thing back (if thats possible) and then turn around and pretend to be a Small Business by clicking Small Business solutions or whatever it's currently labeled. Dell still sells XP there (and for larger businesses of course).

  55. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by grumbel · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ### A computer that comes with Linux preinstalled would never need xorg.conf twiddlery;

    Unless that user wants to use a graphic tablet, a second mouse with some additional buttons, a different refresh rate for his monitor, a multi-monitor setup or a ton of other things. There is a lot of things that one can do with GUI tools in Linux, but I still have to visit xorg.conf *far* more often then I would like. And unless there one day comes a proper GUI configuration tool for said file that won't change, doing configuration changes without restarting Xorg would be a nice thing to have. Beside the lack of a standard cross distribution package format xorg.conf is among the ugliest show stopper issues for Linux on the desktop.

  56. Linux already supported! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell already sells and supports Linux machines (RHEL) for years. Typically, they come with RHEL, but they "support" other distros. Just mention Linux while talking to regular support, and they transfer to their Linux queue. Linux support has additional tools that help in troubleshooting. I also believe they are based in the US which is better.

    OTOH, Dell Windows support most often turns into a reinstall, so I don't see why it is harder to support Linux.

  57. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like linux a lot and I think it is more usable for real work than either windows (ME is my last experience though) or OS X.
    Windows 95 was more usable than Windows ME.
  58. mho by bbnkstr · · Score: 1

    Why pre-install if everyone has their own preference? Let the end user decide on the distro, desktop enviro, etc. for themselves just like we have been doing since the beginning.

  59. What Should Dell Do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont understand why Dell doesnt design their own Linux Dev Department and create their own flavor of Linux?

    A Dell Linux without the fat of the other distros, which is completely native (very efficent) system and runs specifically business apps. A Dell Xandros so-to-speak.

    If all these big companies like IBM, HP, etc did this then we would see compatability of ELF being accross the board, it may even open the door for OsX and Solaris to enter the desktop market.

    Where's the vision guys? how come these huge ultra smart companies cant thing outside the box. Oh wait a minuite all they do is sell boxes :)

  60. kernel compatibility is all that matters by cab15625 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    If they would just make a laptop that is fully compatible (ie, every piece of hardware, right down to the fscking hotkeys on the the keyboard and standards compliance in every single fscking aspect of ACPI) all they would need is a token distro and any linux user with a preference could at least feel safe that they weren't wasting money on hardware that they could never make use of. Put Ubuntu on it and let the user format/install their distro of preference. Who cares once the compatibility is settled.

    NO (absolutely none what-so-ever) ATI cards unless ATI decides to at least produce a binary driver that works (prefereably source, but at the very least, something that actually works as advertised and works in linux, not just for Toms hardware under the most fully patched version of WinXP)

    NO (absolutely none what-so-ever) Phoenix BIOS unless they're willing to release every single last detail about ACPI, etc. to the kernel devs ... ditto for any other BIOS manufacturer.

    Basically if Dell could do that, it wouldn't matter what distro they put on (I said Ubuntu because it's nice and flashy and is free and has left most of the libraries reasonably unmollested, unlike some distros ... I use Slackware myself)

    This much should not be hard for a company with resources like Dell or Gateway or Toshiba to pull off ...

    1. Re:kernel compatibility is all that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's why Dell wont/shouldn't make linux boxes.

      Theres no money in it.

      Virtually every piece of software in corporate use right now is MS based. Unless you were raised on an island, the first computer the average person uses is a windows box. People will buy what is most familiar to them. If there was any VALID give a damn among the general populace about security, mac wouldn't be as far in the hole as they are.

      It seems like 99% of linux people live in this pipedream world, where people outside their small community actually care about linux, and everything in the world will be solved by it. Theres a reason MS is number one. Its because they make software than runs on anything, runs anything, and is easy to support. The majority of people simply do not care what OS they're running. They wont find linux any easier, because if you find windows difficult to use, you're probably very novice and will find ANYTHING difficult to use. They dont care about security, because bugged computers are seen as the norm.

      Vista had lots of press when it released, good and bad. Last linux release (on any distro) NO ONE CARES.

      --- knows this is going to get rated down because it doesn't profess my untold love for linux.

      Theres no real practical differences between any OS unless you're into gaming, except MS is everywhere so using windows is just the logical choice for businesses. Linux will never be able to break into the corporate market. MS has its claws in deep and will never let go.

    2. Re:kernel compatibility is all that matters by Stormie · · Score: 2, Funny

      If they would just make a laptop that is fully compatible (ie, every piece of hardware, right down to the fscking hotkeys on the the keyboard..
      I feel your pain - it seems that the "u" key on your keyboard isn't working at all.
    3. Re:kernel compatibility is all that matters by Anne+Honime · · Score: 1

      Virtually every piece of software in corporate use right now is MS based. Unless you were raised on an island, the first computer the average person uses is a windows box. People will buy what is most familiar to them. If there was any VALID give a damn among the general populace about security, mac wouldn't be as far in the hole as they are.

      I worked in a (very big) bookstore last month, and the sales on Vista books have been terrible. On an initial order of 250 for a title, due to be sold in a month, we barely hit 70 in two months. At the same time, the demand on Mac books (one tiny shelve at the moment) have sky rocketed ; publishers can't deliver at the rate they are sold. I can't know if that's a lasting trend, but ordinary people at the moment are jumping the windows train by boatloads toward Mac safety.

    4. Re:kernel compatibility is all that matters by chill · · Score: 1

      Entertaining, but irrelevant. Dell doesn't sell software, other than a couple pre-bundled Office and Security packages of which there are Linux equivalents they could bundle. Linspire does this already.

      Dell sells hardware, and if selling Linux on non-server hardware will move more boxes, then it should be looked at closer.

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    5. Re:kernel compatibility is all that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they would just make a laptop that is f U lly compatible (ie, every piece of hardware, right down to the fscking hotkeys on the the keyboard..

      I feel your pain - it seems that the "u" key on your keyboard isn't working at all. Yeah, you were funny, but my inner pedant cannot be denied.

  61. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Canordis · · Score: 2, Informative

    None of those things are the domain of "grandma" though. I agree that Xorg is sorely lacking in user-friendliness, though.

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  62. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by anagama · · Score: 1

    Back in the day, I used win95 at work. Also not as good.

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  63. If I was Dell, by emptycorp · · Score: 1

    I'd just start a small software side of the company, or work with a top distro team, and take the best of all the linux distros and make an uber distro with the Dell branding on it. I mean, all of "Dell's products" are already just branded items made by real hardware makers so it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to imagine.

  64. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by westlake · · Score: 1
    Does he really think that Windows is easy to use or support?? If he does, then ask him about daylight savings time....

    Download and install the patch for Windows XP. Done. Download and install the patch for Outlook. Done.

    Now tell my Dad how to fix the hard-coded DST in his $50 "atomic" wall clock.

  65. The demand isn't really there by sheldon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm surely gonna get troll rated for this, but it needs to be said...

    I've been there done that. Had an Amiga, used Linux and so forth at one time or another. I remember with the Amiga how many of us wrote letters to Software, Etc. or other companies begging them to support our computers. And then the demand never materialized as we claimed it would. So eventually, the Amiga was dropped to the dustbin of history. After buying a PC, I came to realize that the Amiga really wasn't "better", it was simply different. advanced in some ways, behind in others.

    The Linux "demand" is similar. It's largely just astroturfing, rather than real demand from customers. It's people from /. going over to the polls on the Dell opinion site and clicking "Yes" thousands of times. [Or did you not realize that advocacy groups can astroturf as well as corporate groups?]

    I'm fairly certainly Dell understands this. They've been around a long time. At one time they even release their own version of System V which was highly regarded in the industry. So they're not unfamiliar with Unix. They've also at various times offered machines without operating systems, or even with Linux.

    But the demand wasn't there, which is why they keep falling back to the position they are in, and why despite freeping their poll they are unlikely to listen to it. Maybe they will, and if they do, you'd better start buying your machines from Dell to backup your poll answers.

    As for open source advocates starting up their own company to sell machines. It's been tried. It was called VA Linux. They changed their name, abandoned selling computers and now run sourceforge.

    1. Re:The demand isn't really there by OmegaBlac · · Score: 1

      Demand isn't there? Just astroturfing not real demand you say? Looks like someone missed last weeks article, "Huge Linux Desktop Deals Get HP Thinking."

    2. Re:The demand isn't really there by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The Linux "demand" is similar. It's largely just astroturfing, rather than real demand from customers. It's people from /. going over to the polls on the Dell opinion site and clicking "Yes" thousands of times.

      I doubt that. First, people that wanted Windows without any extra crap installed were a close second to the Linux/NoOS option.

      Second, a big part (but not the only part) of wanting Linux is wanting cheaper computers... and EVERYBODY wants that. Even those who use Windows, but have their own retail copy they've kept using across 5 different systems, will want the same thing. If Linux is as cheap as the No OS option, and is cheaper than systems sold with Windows, there will be plenty of overlapping customer interests, and therefore demand.

      Maybe only a minority will keep the stock Dell Linux install, but no matter what your OS of choice, it will surely increase sales, and could slightly increase profits, if they don't screw it up.
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    3. Re:The demand isn't really there by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I doubt that. First, people that wanted Windows without any extra crap installed were a close second to the Linux/NoOS option.


      That right there is evidence that the Linux/NoOS option was astroturfed.
    4. Re:The demand isn't really there by swillden · · Score: 1

      First, people that wanted Windows without any extra crap installed... Second, a big part (but not the only part) of wanting Linux is wanting cheaper computers.

      What's interesting about those two desires is that they're contradictory. The extra crap makes the computers cheaper, because they're effectively subsidized by the crapware.

      The irony here is that to get Linux computers that are truly cheaper than their Windows counterparts, we're probably going to have to accept pre-installed Linux crapware. And how much do you want to bet that if Dell ships an Ubuntu-based system, the crapware on it won't be installed from nice, easily removable Debian dpkg files. No, they'll scatter crap all over the file system, and have the crapware self-checking such that if you remove one part of it, other components notice and put it back.

      Ah, the joys of using a mainstream OS...

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    5. Re:The demand isn't really there by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The extra crap makes the computers cheaper, because they're effectively subsidized by the crapware.

      People say that a lot, but apparently nobody thinks it through.

      For a PC to be cheaper with Windows, Dell has to be getting an AVERAGE of at least $60+ from the vendors of the crap they've installed, to even COVER the cost of Windows. And for it to justify the $40 more expensive FreeDOS PCs, they'd have to be making well over $100 on that crap.

      Either Dell is install the most valuable spyware in history, or the numbers don't come remotely close to adding up.
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    6. Re:The demand isn't really there by swillden · · Score: 1

      Yeah, $100 seems hard to believe. I wouldn't be surprised if AOL pays $20-$30, though -- at their prices, if they can get a few percent to bite, they're making money -- and I think I could believe $50 for the collection of stuff pre-installed on most OEM machines.

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  66. He's nearly right by btarval · · Score: 1
    I agree that the comment is stupid, but not for the same reasons. First, there are already companies which are dedicated to putting Linux on PCs and Laptops.

    More importantly, Dell is fading fast in the marketplace (as everyone who's read the press on them knows). So if they don't want to support Linux, then fine. HP will.

    From last week's article on "Huge Linux Desktop deals get HP thinking" , there was this excellent quote by Scott7477:

    "It looks to me like HP is responding to what customers are asking for, while Dell is clinging to Microsoft's subsidies. The top 5 vendors look like this:
    1. HP - 17.4%
    2. Dell - 14.5%
    3. Lenovo - 7.1%
    4. Acer - 6.6%
    5. Toshiba - 3.7%"

    If Dell doesn't want to listen to customers and support Linux, that's quite fine by me. I'll vote by taking my dollars elsewhere. Sending business to Dells competition is the single best way to send Dell a message.

    And if Dell doesn't listen, they'll continue to go under. That's quite fine by me too. It will allow the other Linux vendors to prosper.

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    1. Re:He's nearly right by hacksaw5150 · · Score: 1

      Not sure if it's fair to say that Dell is not listening to their customers when, according to your list, they are the 2nd largest Linux vendor in the world.

      What about IBM, Sony, and eMachines? I don't seem them on your list so I'm wondering why Dell is being used as an example here, rather than other big name OEMs?

    2. Re:He's nearly right by btarval · · Score: 1

      While I thought this was clear, apparently it wasn't. If you read the reference, it was to an article published by PC World about PC sales in general. The thought of Dell being such a large supplier of Linux PC's just isn't possible.

      The article is titled "HP Beats Dell in PC Sales. Fourth-quarter tallies show Dell's global PC sales declined."

      It's also limited to the top 5 vendors. If you dispute the numbers, you might want to contact the author at PC World.

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    3. Re:He's nearly right by hacksaw5150 · · Score: 1

      I'm not disputing the numbers. I just think it's strange to pick on Dell when they appear to be doing more for Linux than let's say, Acer or Toshiba and are not too far behind HP. It seems kind of strange that the article indicates a thumbs up for HP and how well they're doing with Linux and a thumbs down for Dell when their numbers are less but quite comparible. I think Dell is the one getting picked on here and unfairly compared to their competitors who, in fact, have not pushed Linux as hard as hell has.

  67. Failing Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't slashdot's parent company try that once? I believed it failed.

    1. Re:Failing Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah because trying something again after failing the first time YEARS AGO is totally unheard of. You don't deserve to use a computer.

  68. Distro problem, eh? by FunWithKnives · · Score: 4, Insightful


    The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer. There are more than 100 distros, and everybody seems to want a different one -- or the same one with a different desktop, or whatever...

    There is a horribly easy solution for this "problem": Support only one major distro, yet make sure that all hardware included with the PC is compatible with Linux. Slap a "Linux Certified" sticker on the damn thing and quite a few people will buy it. If they're more advanced, then they'll appreciate the fact that when they install their favorite distro instead of whatever the PC comes with, they won't have to hunt down a forum thread that points to an obscure hardware driver that is still in alpha, because they know that the hardware will "Just Work (tm)." If they're new to computers, or are the "A computer is an appliance" type, they won't have any need to switch from the supplied distro to anything else in the first place. It's a win win situation.

    Either this guy didn't think his objections through very well, or he is just spouting FUD and hoping people take it at face value.

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    1. Re:Distro problem, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't agree more.
      pick Novell linux or ubuntu, and run with it... Dont even bother certifying with others even... leave it up to the distro's..

  69. Too many distros to choose from? Easy: DEATHMATCH! by insomnyuk · · Score: 1

    Let's set it up like the NCAA tournament Bracket, and give the prominent distros a 1 seed, and have them battle to the death!

  70. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by DustyDervish · · Score: 1

    Linux manual? Hmmm... Oh, here it is... Right on top of my Windows Vista manual.

  71. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by westlake · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Generally speaking, Grandma's sphere of influence isn't very big when it comes to operating systems, is it?

    Grandma is fifty, and working full time. Grandma is seventy, a senior volunteer at the local library or community hospital. Grandma can't be ignored.

  72. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by pete6677 · · Score: 0

    The reason that Dell cannot and will not ever sell a machine with anything other than the latest version of Windows is because they let Microsoft lock their balls up in a little box and keep the key. It seemed like a great deal at the time, but now they are just Microsoft's bitch, and will keep making only as much money as Bill Gates wants them to. Naturally, that means Microsoft products only. If you want a machine with Linux on the desktop, you pretty much have to install it yourself.

  73. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by rschwa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There are lots of problems with Windows. Daylight savings time just wasn't a big one. Tell that to everyone whose MCE2005 machines are recording everything an hour late despite showing the correct time in the system clock and the program guide. At least I discovered the problem in time to record Battlestar Galactica tonight.
  74. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Kadin2048 · · Score: 1

    I'm with you on the man pages. I've never really been clear on what the overriding philosophy is behind them, but they're not terribly useful.

    IMO, it would be better to view them as a "quick reference guide" rather than in-depth, conceptual technical documentation. Every page ought to begin, below the syntax breakdown, with some examples of common tasks that a user might want to perform with that command, and how to do it. More theoretical or conceptual explanations should go further down, or into a separate file (maybe referenced under 'Further reading' or something).

    Aside from the fact that the examples are buried way too far down in the article, I've always thought that the manpage for rsync was pretty good -- it has a lot of examples, as well as a description of all the flags. That could easily be a model for other commands.

    But I've really started relying on manpages less and less as of late, and just using Google more and more; if I have a problem where I once might have switched terminals and looked at the manpage, now I just Google the command and some keywords relating to what I'm trying to do, and find somebody's HOWTO or a forum posting about it. Not ideal, but it's more useful than much of the inbuilt documentation.

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  75. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by rbanffy · · Score: 1

    Even if a total newbie would generate less support calls with Linux than they do with Windows, Dell cannot drop Windows support, so, in any case, they will have to pay both bills.

    There is also some risk that boxes that Joe Sixpack can't use because-it-is-not-running-Windows could damage Dell's reputation.

    And add to that that someone from Microsoft could have mentioned, casually, let's say, while playing golf, something about how OEM license price could vary whether they think the client has or not some special strategic value.

    With the razor-thin margins in this market, I would understand if Dell decided not to offer more Linux computers.

    Come on... It is not that hard to see.

  76. Dell could become the "distro kingmaker." by Kahai · · Score: 0

    People saying that Dell should just "pick one distro and stick with it" should keep in mind that if Dell does that, then whatever distro Dell picks will become the distro for Linux in general and the others will become marginalized.

  77. Dell might do just that. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was under the impression that Dell was thinking of doing exactly that. Specifically, was Novell's distribution.

  78. Re:Tag article: microsoft by rsmoody · · Score: 1

    Another person replied to this correctly. The company I work for resells Dell systems and for the next year (from the date of Vista's release) we can still get XP, but only on "SOHO" systems, which is all we sell anyway since they have a 3 year warranty. You will pay a little more, but then again, no Vista. Honestly, why can't they just sell a non-OSed system? Then, for the shits and giggles of it, you can select your FREE Linux distro of choice from several flavors, no support included naturally (as if you could understand them anyway). Best support for Linux comes from forums anyway if you ask me (no I don't have proof, flame me).

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  79. Existing Open Source Support? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "If Dell is hesitant about offering Linux what the Free Software community forming a third party company and approaching Dell with a proposal that Dell simply contract the entire Linux support operation out to them?"

    And yet OSS has no alternative, but you're going to do support? I feel a disaster coming on.

  80. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by arth1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm a Unix/Linux guy myself, but I have to say that you miss the target entirely here if you think that daylight savings time patching is easier on Linux than on Windows.

    On Windows, patches came with the standard Tuesday updates, and all I had to do was accept installation. Ok, for boxes without outbound internet access, I actually had to copy the patches and install them manually, but that was pointy-clicky-done, with no hassle whatsoever.

    On my Linux boxes, I had to install (which for my Gentoo boxes means recompile) a new version of the timezone-data package (Arthur Olson time zones), then manually copy /usr/share/zoneinfo/America/New_York to /etc/localtime, then also manually copy a zoneinfo file to etc/localtime in the chroot jails for both named and dhcpd, and restart these daemons, as well as ntpd (time server).
    Then I had to repeat the whole procedure again, because a new version of timezone-data came out, because of bugs in the first one. Then I had to repeat the whole procedure YET again a third time cause the bugfix release wasn't complete. All in 2007.

    Then, on Sun boxes, I had to, in addition to a system update, also install a java runtime environment update, because of course java can't use the same timezone data as the system, but has to have its own embedded implementation. And with more than one jre per system, that meant one update per jre instance.

    I still prefer Linux and Unix, but it's not easier, and I bet many people forgot to update the zoneinfo files manually for chrooted daemons. Hopefully, most of them will only see odd logging timestamps. (Which in itself can be bad enough, if RIAA asks who used a DHCP IP address at a certain time between now and when the "old" DST kicked in.)

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  81. Could work in an Apple-esche way by Deviant · · Score: 1

    The only way for this to be a realistic option would be to limit the possibilities as far as hardware and software to something manageable/supportable. Imagine a division of Dell, or some other company like IBM or HP, that would create a nicely configured version of Linux with less configurations/options but really slick defaults where everything worked well out of the box. They could then guarantee that this group of machines and these peripherals would work with their distro - which they could do by controlling the hardware and software. They could even set it up so that the distro can be transferred to/boot on any of those machines ala OSX on Apple Hardware (pre-Intel anyway).

    Linux as it is now without any restriction on its possibilities or options is not feasible support-wise. While many startups have failed in making Linux computers Dell, for example, certainly has the resources to make this work. If not an instant success in the consumer market, you would think such a creation would win them some corporate and government business and give them complete control over their own platform. I know many that would pay for a drop-in Linux solution with guarantees that it will work together perfectly as expected - especially with big-business support options. And while you could never be vendor locked in with Linux such a situation might be their best shot at providing enough value to justify their hardware and software over the rest.

  82. Re:System76 by mlinksva · · Score: 1

    I'll strongly consider System76 if they offer a laptop with better than 1280x800 resolution when I'm in the market again. I'm running Ubuntu on a Dell Inspiron 6000 with 1920x1200 resolution and could not tolerate the downgrade. But I'd love to buy a machine with Linux pre-installed and tuned.

  83. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    It doesn't make any difference what OS is installed...... support will be in an Indian call center where no one will understand their English... just like Dell's Windows....
    I know that it might not sound like English, but really, it is. You just have to listen really carefully. And anyway, if you think about how hard it is to find computer monkeys in India who can support windows and do it in English, think about how hard it would be to find computer monkeys in India who can speak English and support LINUX!! There's what, maybe FIVE of them in the whole country???
  84. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by bky1701 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Have you used linux in the last 5 years? Save slackware, every distro I have seen had a GUI app that did at least those things, some better than others, but all did most to some extent. SAX worked the best from what I seen (much better than windows)... but I didn't go very far with ubuntu, so I can't say about that. Fedora kind of has lame GUI config tools... but fedora isn't grandma's linux, ether.

  85. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by nickcoons · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that's pretty much what I said, just without the genitalia reference.

  86. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will eventually offer a small variety of Linux distros. What has control over the market? Demand. Plain and Simple. People who want Linux pre-installed will buy from a company that offers it over one that does not.

  87. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful
    My guess is that Dell has some awesome OEM pricing for Windows (maybe $25 a pop or so), and this deal with Microsoft is contingent on them not offering competing operating systems.

    Dell has also seen awesome OEM system sales for Windows.

    ---along with digital cameras, printers, monitors and HDTV, anything, really, that can be marketed as a Windows peripheral.

    OEM Linux disappears from Walmart.com for three simple reasons:

    Entry level for Vista at Walmart is a $500 Celeron laptop. Vista Premium is a $900 dual-core laptop from Toshiba.

    OEM Linux doesn't significantly undercut Windows on price, doesn't sell worth a damn anyway and there is nothing to drive after-market sales. No iTunes for Linux. No Windows Home Server. No XBox 360. No HD-DVD. No Grand Theft Auto.

  88. Easy. Pick One. by BillGatesLoveChild · · Score: 1

    > The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer.
    > There are more than 100 distros, and everybody seems to want a different one
    > It costs Dell a small fortune to offer an operating system... so the lack of a standard is a real killer.

    This article makes no sense. Dell can just do what every PC company has done since the dawn of the PC age: Pick one and go with it. The author paints a picture of a crowded meeting room in Dell full of Dell's resident geeks saying "Wow! I can't make up my mind! This is tooo confusing!" (something geeks never say)

  89. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Technician · · Score: 1

    Now tell my Dad how to fix the hard-coded DST in his $50 "atomic" wall clock.


    If it's a SkyScan, Set it in a window overnight so it picks up the update. If that doesn't work, Switch off DST and change the time zone one zone to the East like I did.

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    The truth shall set you free!
  90. I am really tired of this by ringmaster_j · · Score: 0

    Linux is a great platform, no doubt about it. It's fast, secure, free (in many cases) and is the backbone of much of the web, but... It is not meant for home use. Now, some of you will say "But /I/ use Linux on my home box, and it works for /me/, so it must work for everybody!" but you will be wrong. See, we are smart. We read Slashdot. We know the difference between XML, HTML, and CSS. We build computers, write our own drivers, and contribute to open source projects. We don't run IE. WE ARE THE TECHNO ILLUMINATI. We have unlocked the secret, and we have used it to our full benefit. They (everyone elese) are not so smart. They have trouble understanding the difference between a .exe and a .zip. They haven't seen the command prompt in years. They download Bonzi Buddy and RealPlayer. They are your mom, your little brother, that idiotic little twerp in Marketing who's always phoning you because they accidently switched their keyboard to French. They are idiots. Windows, my friends, is for idiots. There is very little you have to do. To install, you click. To open a window, you click. Everything /usually/ works okay enough that you can complete a task. Windows, contrary to what you may think, works. How else do you think 90-odd percent of the world gets anything done? While Linux may be better, it is not easier. Is there a Linux distro that saves you from ever looking at a terminal? Will I have to type startx to get to a GUI? Can I install things without 'sudo make install...'? "Well, yeah, you'll have to type stuff, but it's still easy!" NO IT'S NOT! It's easy because you've done it all your life. For everybody else, it's very hard. Look out of your ivory tower and see: you are smart, other people aren't. They can't see, and will never see that Linux is the true way. Let them just wallow in their buggy, BSOD-infested swamp: they're not complaining.

    1. Re:I am really tired of this by Tim_UWA · · Score: 1

      You really shouldn't equate having computer-specific knowledge with having intelligence. Just because some guy doesn't care enough to learn more about his computer than how to get work done doesn't mean he lacks intelligence.

  91. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by falsified · · Score: 1
    Am I the only person out there whose XP SP2 computer took the new daylight savings time perfectly fine, Outlook included? Honestly, I didn't know this had become an issue for anyone.

    And is the "problem" limited to the fact that you have to change the time yourself? If so, my microwave is teh suck too.

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  92. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Merusdraconis · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The real reason Dell won't offer Linux PCs is plainly that it's not a good deal for them."

    The real reason Dell won't offer Linux PCs is because the people who use Linux would prefer to build their own computer. Why duplicate the infrastructure?

  93. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by CaptainTux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Let's face it: businesses looking at Linux aren't equally considering 100+ distros. They're looking at maybe 5. And those five distros are close enough where Dell could easily cross-train their technicians to offer support for all of them. Using the argument that there are just too many distros is silly because most of those distros are either specialized or not even considered when a business looks at Linux. The promise of "Linux on the Desktop" will never really come true until a major vendor is willing to jump in with both feet and really push a distro (or a few distros) forward. IBM had this chance and missed it. I really don't think Dell is going to be able to pull it off either because they aren't serious enough. They could, but they won't.

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  94. One distro, no sw support ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would be happy if they certified with one popular distro (pick any from top 3-5 distros), such that if you download that distro and install it with the public options Dell specifies, the install goes smoothly and everything works. Beyond that I would be fine to be on my own.

    Currently my biggest headache with buying a computer that I want to run Linux on is spending forever researching to see if all the devices are supported. Even then it is a hit and miss situation, with some minor hardware differences between machines messing up some things, but even more seriously some hard-to-get-right stuff not working, like suspend or hibernate.

  95. hack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    People want to save the MS tax. You're an idiot if you think that's related to Intel. Hello?
    I like Fedora Core. Would I prefer to buy a laptop with Ubuntu over Vista? I would pay $100 more you moron.
    Ubuntu rocks. (I've never used it). I would prefer some linux support (drivers) without desktop support and that would lend itself to Dell's already tiered support with upgrade options. Have you ever even bought a laptop?
    Most Linux users are developers. Tier that mofo.
    Most users don't consider support when purchasing. Nobody knows that more than Dell. They only recently offered 1yr. on most models. How about some f***ing research on an article before it goes to print.
    Get back to us on this with some actual information and a part II on your BS article you idiot.
    Steve T
    Quincy, MA

  96. I call B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    But there are huge problems in offering Linux on mass-market PCs.
    The most obvious is deciding which version of Linux to offer.


    How about selling machines without the OS and letting the user pick. Also don't forget to pass on the discount to the users.

    It costs Dell a small fortune to offer an operating system (it involves thousands of driver compatibility, peripheral testing, certification, staff training, administration, advertising and support issues) so the lack of a standard is a real killer.

    How about saving all that money and provide some documentation to the Linux Kernel mailing list and a few test boxes. I think the devs would do a fine job in getting Linux to run on your boxes. Sounds like a win-win situation.

    Buying support from a third party such as LinuxCare - which Dell did last time - isn't satisfactory either, unless you can get users to pay extra.

    Well giving out a few dev boxes to developers and selling blank drives would solve the above issues.

    Look at how Dell works. You see a headline for a fantastic deal for only £299 or whatever, go to the Dell site and end up buying something for twice the price. It only takes a minor upgrade here and there, a bigger hard drive and a bit of software. Then you treat yourself to a camera, add three years of support and it's done. All the profit is in the up-sell.

    So you can up sell to a Windows customer but not a Linux customer. Well I am going to have to call B.S. on that one. Linux users can use bigger hard drives as well as cameras. Yes, cameras do work in Linux. Dell is in the hardware business and they can sell modems, printers to Linux users just as easily as Windows users. They do have the same needs. Now; they can also distribute Codeweavers software and sell MS Office on top of that. Check out Codeweavers and their supported applications. There is a large amount of supported software that Dell can up sell to the Linux crowed.

    Why don't the people asking Dell for Linux PCs start their own companies and do likewise? If there's a market, it should be really easy. And unlike Mike, you won't even have to beat IBM.

    Well, if selling PC's is so easy to Windows customers you can actually give up on your blogging and make millions selling PC's to Windows users. For the record there are companies that sell Linux based machines.

  97. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    reconfiguring it when you upgrade your graphics cards isn't a particularly difficult thing to do

    Bzzt, wrong answer.

    I've said it before, I'll say it again:

    If you want Linux to be mainstream-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line.

    No exceptions, no "most of the time" situation, no "power users only" weasel words. Config files and command lines are OK for developers, but not for mainstream users -- end of story.

    I'll get flamed for it, but I speak the truth.

  98. Distro doesn't really matter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which distro a vendor chooses to ship with is irrelevant to me, since I'm going to want to reinstall the machine and make sure everything is set up *my* way, even if the out-of-the-box distro is my personal favorite.

    The value of preinstalled Linux is the assurance that Linux will work well with all of the hardware.

  99. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by billgates · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've said it before and I'll say it again. Not only is Windows not ready for the desktop but it is an insult to the intelligence and actually makes you stupid. Linux has been ready for my desktop for 12 years. It has been ready for my wife's desktop for 10 years. It has been ready for my sons' (aged 12 and 8) desktops for 10 and 6 years respectively. I'll admit that my family members are probably smarter than you but they are not geniuses. My wife got a new laptop 6 months ago so I left Windows XP on a partition for her so she could try it out. She hates it because it never behaves the same way twice and virus checking kills the machine.

  100. Um, Grandma's not going to be buying a LInux PC by Blain · · Score: 1

    unless she's ready to deal with Linux life. The same with anybody else -- you're not going to see massive amounts of absolute Linux beginners deciding that they're going to buy a Linux PC from Dell when they don't know what Linux is. When I talk to civilians about Linux with the implication that they might use it, they get this panicked look and say "I have a hard enough time with what I've already got, so don't change it." I point out to them that What they've already got has a limited shelf-life since they're on XP and Vista is out, and then they just look nervous and change the subject.

    I've got a few understanding that the learning curve going from XP to Linux isn't much more than going from XP to Vista, and, once they do the learning curve on Linux, they're dealing with a system where change is smoother and more incremental -- things that you learn in Linux tend to stay true longer than things that you learn in Windows. And I think Vista's going to be the piece that's going to, eventually, push some of them over to at least give Linux a shot. It won't be for all of them, but, with what most of them do with computers at work everyday, they simply don't need anything that they can't get for free under Linux. And, if they get comfortable with it at work, there's a lot better chance they'll try it at home sometime, probably starting with a multi-boot setup -- there's really no reason anybody who can operate the Lilo or Grub menu couldn't handle a multi-boot setup.

    Frankly, I don't see why Dell couldn't work out deals with a number of the top distros to have a basic install of each of them with drivers for all the included hardware working and set them up in a multi-boot setup with a shared /home that they all use, and the option of deleting any of the distros that isn't wanted. Support of the OS is a red-herring and can be handled by the ways others have spoken of elsewhere in the thread. But, again, this is going to be for Linux users who want to buy from Dell (for reasons beyond my ken), and not for Dell customers who think it would be fun to play with Linux for the first time by buying a Linux PC from Dell.

  101. The demand *wasn't* there by swillden · · Score: 1

    Is the demand there now? It's hard to say, really, until someone tries it.

    I remember with the Amiga how many of us wrote letters to Software, Etc. or other companies begging them to support our computers. And then the demand never materialized as we claimed it would.

    The Amiga was a cool little box, but, seriously the situation is not at all comparable with Linux. The Amiga never really made any impact outside of hobbyists, musicians and artists. It certainly never had the likes of IBM pushing it, or HP selling multi thousand-unit orders to corporate desktops. And from a business point of view, it never had a fraction of the sales that Linux has -- and that even if you consider the total sales of Amiga + AmigaOS and compare it only to the sales of Linux operating systems, completely ignoring all of the hardware and all of the unpaid-for Linux (i.e. most of it). A big part of that is the fact that the market as a whole is so much bigger, but another part is that Linux has better acceptance and more market share.

    The bottom line is that there is significantly more demand for Linux than there ever was for the Amiga or AmigaOS.

    I'm fairly certainly Dell understands this. They've been around a long time. At one time they even release their own version of System V which was highly regarded in the industry. So they're not unfamiliar with Unix. They've also at various times offered machines without operating systems, or even with Linux. But the demand wasn't there

    Right, the demand wasn't there, especially since Unix was primarily the domain of high-end workstations and minicomputers, and Dell has always been a PC shop. The demand for Unix on PC hardware has increased hugely, and Linux has the lion's share of it.

    I'm not going to try to tell you that I know there *is* sufficient demand for Dell to make money selling Linux boxes, but it's far from clear that there isn't sufficient demand, either. The only way to know for sure is to try it.

    As for open source advocates starting up their own company to sell machines. It's been tried. It was called VA Linux. They changed their name, abandoned selling computers and now run sourceforge.

    Uh huh, and do you know *why* they stopped selling hardware? It wasn't because they couldn't make money at it, because they made a lot of money at it for almost 10 years. In part what drove them out of the business was -- get this -- Dell selling machines with Linux pre-installed on them. Dell is hard to compete with.

    That, however, was all in the Linux server space, and now we're talking about desktops. Is the time ripe for selling Linux on the desktop? I think it is, actually. The volume will obviously be small compared to Windows, but I think it will be enough to sustain the business and make it profitable. Hopefully Dell will do it so we can all find out what the results really are.

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  102. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >>
    The person who wrote the article hasn't a clue. Does he really think that Windows is easy to use or support?? If he does, then ask him about daylight savings time....

    ObWarning: I work for Dell as gold tech support.

    "Why yes ma'am, all our Dells are perfectly ready for the new daylight savings time changes. All you have to do is run Windows Update. Would you like some help with that, or have you done that before?"

    Wake me when there's a "Linux Update" that's completely distro independent that checks for dependencies and security patches. Something like Apt except with a GUI and that works on any distro, anywhere.

  103. VA Linux already tried to do this by cats-paw · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "In the end he suggests that those lobbying Dell for such a solution go out and put together a company and offer one themselves."

    Then they dumped the hardware, started selling sourceforge, their stock tanked, and most of their stockholders got f*cked. I believe there was at least one lawsuit over the whole affair.

    So maybe that's not a great idea for a business opportunity.

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  104. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Technician · · Score: 1

    Now tell my Dad how to fix the hard-coded DST in his $50 "atomic" wall clock.

    If he has one of the older Oregon Scientific clocks, this is from their website.

    " 3/9/2007

    Daylight Saving Time
    Because of the change to Daylight Saving Time, our RM323 and RM932 clocks will not update to Daylight Saving Time until the traditional April 1 date (first Sunday in April). To ensure that your clock keeps the proper time automatically, please disable the radio-controlled clock function and set the clock time manually."

    I think their advice is way off. I think it is better to simply turn off DST and change time zones one to the East. That work around does not work if you are in the Eastern time zone as you can't select the next time zone to the East.

    If he has another model, check the manufacture website.

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  105. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Could you help me? I had my ISP tell me to ping a server, but I couldn't find the icon. Luckily, they were able to get me to a command line to use the ping command in XP. Where's the icon located?

    Thanks,
    Grandma

  106. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Have you used linux in the last 5 years? Save slackware, every distro I have seen had a GUI app that did at least those things

    You haven't seen Ubuntu then, which for some reason is still lacking such a thing. OTOH, the new Xorg starts to become so good in autoconfiguration that it is able to run without an xorg.conf

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  107. Roll their own? by trainsnpep · · Score: 1

    Why can't Dell just roll its own distro -- essentially do an Apple. Customize the OS to what their customers want (not what they think their customers want), but make it so that it's easy for power-users to toy around in. They'll know the ins and outs of it better than anyone else, so they can support it.

    - Mike

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    1. Re:Roll their own? by tftp · · Score: 1

      Dell is not in software business, Apple is. Besides, Apple has its own problems that anyone in this business sees and understands perfectly. If I were to choose between owning Dell Inc. vs. owning Apple Inc. I would pick Dell because it has better future opportunities and less of legacy cruft.

  108. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Same thing here, Do you have Blackberrys too? Makes you tear your hair out

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  109. FUD article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell Can do this very well. Offer just one distro. Have a tieup with Novel/Redhat for a standard distro, or offer Suse desktop. Support will be the responsibility of Novel/Redhat.

    Also one can't make everyone happy. Best thing is make sure that customers are getting one distro and that shud be supported one on Dell's systems. Rest whoever needs some specific distro will be wise enough to install and play with that.

  110. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by kaidadragonfly · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Purchasing a new graphics card, opening your box, and installing it, is harder than editing the xorg.conf file. So, maybe you should also add "the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either to upgrade hardware," in which case, I would like to where you buy your USB video cards.

  111. FUD! Dell just has to make up its mind by stox · · Score: 1

    We support [name distro here], everyone else is on their own. That would be an enormous boost to the named distro, and would cover Dell. Just one thing, 15 years ago, Dell supported Unix System VR4 on their machines. Linux will be much easier.

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  112. Why not just sell high end? by GregPK · · Score: 1

    I'm curious as to why Dell just doesn't sell high quality high end machines with Linux on them. Most linux distro's support med to high end equipment in machines. So why not just do those instead. The price would be similar to an equally configured windows machine sure. But you would have less failure rates. Essentially making high quality linux machines for mainstream rather than the current trend of pc box makers to make cheap linux machines which mainstream users see as a cheap machine and find out that its really out of thier league.

    1. Re:Why not just sell high end? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to why Dell just doesn't sell high quality high end machines with Linux on them.
      Well, they seem to sell a bit of a range of quality systems that come with Linux.

      Most linux distro's support med to high end equipment in machines.
      I disagree, they push more to support the most popular hardware.
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  113. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Lavene · · Score: 1

    The first time a technician has to explain to grandma how to manually edit a .conf file is the last time anyone in that person's sphere of influence would ever buy from that company. Linux is simply not ready to be a widespread desktop OS. That grandma would hardly choose Linux now would she? Remember that it's all about offering Linux to the people that *want* Linux. It's not about forcing Linux on people that would be better off sticking with Windows.
    Personally I prefer Linux and I don't even own a Windows license but I would never recommend Linux to my mom who still struggles getting the basics of Windows. Nor would she choose a PC with Linux instead of Windows.
  114. infrastructure is key... by Grinin · · Score: 1

    Ultimately, the infrastructure will make or break whatever OEM decides to finally sell computers with Linux on them from the factory. Software needs to be as easy to install in Windows... so users can download all the spyware they know and love with the simplicity of downloading some executable that will do the rest for them (please note sarcasm re: spyware). Other than that, they need to train call centers, or at least have some documentation for them to refer to other than "Unplug the modem... wait 10 seconds... now plug it back in"

    Also, Linspire tried cutting deals with Tigerdirect (not that I would ever purchase a Systemax) but they were offering Linspire on them from the get go... don't think it worked out to well, but hopefully they learned something, and maybe they will try it again.

  115. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by unleashedgamers · · Score: 1

    It's not per pop its a few billion so long as Dell gets X number of windows out the door, they dont meet the required sales they pay extra, they sell more well... good for them

    If Dell sold linux, Microsoft would be quite offended and feel it wont get X windows out or raise the number dell needs to get out to an unrealistic number.

  116. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by einhverfr · · Score: 3, Interesting

    First, I could see myself setting up a nice command-line Linux installation for my grandma if she were still around. Of course, she used to program Fortran on big UNIX boxes when I was still in preschool... (Yes, I got a chance to see some of those systems in action.)

    A better example is what happened when I migrated my parents to Red Hat Linux 6.1 (back in 1999). They had been using Windows 95 at the time. I installed it, configured it, made sure everything they needed was accessible, and set it up next to their Windows system. The tech support calls practically stopped, and they started using the Linux system more than their Windows system.

    Linux isn't hard to use. There are things people are not used to ("How come Comet Cursors doesn't work?") bit in general, non-techies I know who have made the jump are fairly unlikely to go back.

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  117. Piece Meal... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

    Linux is a piece-meal OS, and this is one of the primary reasons why people who use it, got it in the first place. Similarly, it's the same crowd who are going to want to build a custom PC... not a Dell.

    Until you can convince a sizable portion of the mainstream population, for which detailed custom-built machines are not a priority, that they need Linux... you're going to have a tough time selling a linux distro to them. Apple did it, but they had to lock in one propriatary distro and make it into almost a whole different animal. As much as some people don't want to believe this... it's going to take something similar to sell ANY linux distro to mainstream users.

    Basically, the reasons why power users love Linux so much are precisely the same reasons why mainstream users won't use it. We're just going to have to face that cold, hard, fact, and get over ourselves... only then will Linux previal.

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    1. Re:Piece Meal... by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Linux is a piece-meal OS, and this is one of the primary reasons why people who use it, got it in the first place.
      Older people, schools etc. are using Linux here.

      Similarly, it's the same crowd who are going to want to build a custom PC... not a Dell.
      I don't think the older people, non-techs or kids would know what they want in a custom computer and they're using Linux. Then again, Dell isn't really popular here either, most people don't even know the brand.

      Basically, the reasons why power users love Linux so much are precisely the same reasons why mainstream users won't use it.
      Because apparently it being free/cheaper, legal and works wouldn't be part of the reasons why a power user 'loves' Linux?
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    2. Re:Piece Meal... by 7Prime · · Score: 1

      Because apparently it being free/cheaper, legal and works wouldn't be part of the reasons why a power user 'loves' Linux?
      Sadly, yes, even those are reasons many people don't use Linux. People are scared of free things, it makes them feel like there must be something fishy going on. Business people, especially, in which their entire life revolves around making money, are incredibly skeptical of things that are given away. Legality: once again, many business people admire Microsoft's [underhanded] way of doing business, and think they are geniouses for doing things the way they do them. At least, in my work place, that's the way things are. We're forbidden from using any non-Microsoft program, if there's a Microsoft alternative.
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  118. YET MORE FUD BULLSHIT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot just simply needs to be shut down. I've had it. We are not retarded. We know that any Linux distro can be rebuilt into any other Linux distro simply by uninstalling some packages and reinstalling others. There are tons of companies already selling Linux pre-installed. http://www.linuxdevices.com/ is but one site on which you can find several, even running inside cases shaped like Tux!

    Selling Linux pre-installed on a PC isn't impossible, as shown by the stats in India and China. India alone is a 20% Linux market, and even Dell has been selling Linux pre-installed there for years with no problem at all. All this bullshit is stale bullshit we've been hearing for twenty fucking years. Next you'll be hearing the "Linux still has a command line" bullshit. followed by a Microsoft "get-the-facts" bullshit-a-thon about the supposed TCO, when specialized training is actually required for Windows, not Linux, as Linux, based on Unix, is something most computer science graduates learn before they get their paper.

    Again: the stupidity that it takes to even print this headline is ample reason enough to shut Slashdot down, fire the retards in charge, and hire replacements who actually have the First Clue.

    What, are we sheep? If this is Web 2.0, then let us break down the final barrier between webmaster and audience and take one, JUST ONE, website back from being a Microsoft shill factory to an actual tech news site.

  119. TV Tuner Card was a problem by Xenographic · · Score: 1

    The real problems come because every one of them wants a TV tuner card :/ I know enough to know that those never seem to work properly, but under Vista, it's even worse. We're getting degraded audio especially, and sometimes degraded video, even though at least some of the files work just fine on other systems (that is, with some videos from other sources).

    I'm not sure if Media Player is just broken, if we've somehow triggered Vista's DRM to intentionally degrade things, or what...

    All I know is that it's a pain in the ass to support; even trivial stuff like helping them search for where options have moved to is confusing. It took us way too long to figure out that that Word logo thing in Office was the new File menu, so we couldn't directly open files very easily for a while. That one is especially stupid because we were all used to having a non-functional program logo up there, but now it's a menu. Just what usability "expert" made up that stupid thing!? I guess the tabbed part with all the other menu options was okay, but there's no way in hell I want to "upgrade" to it, ever.

  120. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

    I think you misunderstand what the man pages are for...

    You imagine them to be a "how do I do this" reference. In reality, they're a "what does this command do, and what exactly is the effect of each flag it takes"

    manpages were created with the assumption that you knew exactly what you wanted to do, and just needed the syntax to do it

  121. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by timeOday · · Score: 1

    PocketPC's here. Given that the other guy has no trouble with Outlook, my hypothesis is this: it's portable devices that have buggy DST (even with the patch). When you sync, the mobile device messes up some of your appointments, then Outlook accepts the mobile device's updates so now they're messed up in Outlook too. This is only my guess.

  122. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Oh please.

    Windows:
    1. Unplug everything, open up box
    2. Unscrew retention screw from card
    3. Remove old card
    4. Put in new card
    5. Put screw back on, close box, plug screen back in
    6. Boot up
    7. Wait a few seconds... "windows has found a new device"... "your new hardware is configured"... "the resolution is too low. Do you want Windows to increase it?"
    8. Click "Yes"
    9. All done.

    Linux:
    1. Unplug everything, open up box
    2. Unscrew retention screw from card
    3. Remove old card
    4. Put in new card
    5. Put screw back on, close box, plug screen back in
    6. Boot up
    7. Screen goes into power saving mode
    8. Press ctrl-alt-backspace to kill X (you knew how to do that already, right?)
    9. Pull out your *other* computer (you have one of those, right?) and google for help. Ignore all helpful suggestions to "RTFM n00b".
    10. Try solution you found
    11. Go back to step 7 until one of the solution works
    12. All done!

    You're right, it's *so* hard to do with Windows!

  123. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    She hates it because it never behaves the same way twice and virus checking kills the machine.

    Then your family members aren't smarter than me. In particular, your wife is apparently a retard.

  124. too lazy to see if anyone else wrote this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reason dell wont offer NO/OS or LINUX is that they make $$$$ off every windows sale!!!!!!

    plus it would promote illegal windows installations -- as noone would purchase w/ OS cause everyone can dl a copy of windows

    not me tho -- im on my legit win xp pro from my dell =P

    wahoo!

  125. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by omeomi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You haven't seen Ubuntu then, which for some reason is still lacking such a thing.

    I think Ubuntu would work quite well for the average "grandma" user...setting up simple things is very easy, and there's even an update reminder thing like Windows and OSX so you don't fall behind on updates.

  126. Dell dropped the ball by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    If Dell had gone ahead and introduced a system when they had the hype in their court, whatever they released would have *become* the standard. Of course, most people with a clue (which includes some suits at Dell, I am certain) realize that linux distributions are not nearly as different and incompatible as some fuddites would have you believe.

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  127. I think you want a mac. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting


    I agree with you. The command line is very scary.

    Also,

    if books are ever going to return to mainstream, they need to replace all those words with pictures.

    1. Re:I think you want a mac. by macs4all · · Score: 1
      I agree with you. The command line is very scary.

      Also,

      if books are ever going to return to mainstream, they need to replace all those words with pictures.

      ...And your arrogant, flip little comment, reflecting the general attitude of the Computer Priesthood(tm), is EXACTLY why Linux will NEVER be ready for the desktop.

      The (in your terms) Luser must never, ever, ever HAVE to experience a config file, nor HAVE to type in some INCANTATION into a CLI. Period.

      I suppose you'd find it acceptable to have to write an XML file to record a program on your DVR, too?

      Oh wait! I forgot! The MUST HAVE Linux DVD PLAYER, MPlayer, *still* runs from the Command Line by default, doesn't it?

      Heck, the MPlayer GUI isn't even in the BUILD by default!

      From the MPlayer Docs: "MPlayer comes with a GUI that is not build by default. The GUI section of the documentation explains how to enable it. Several external MPlayer frontends provide alternative GUIs."

      I rest my case.

    2. Re:I think you want a mac. by Drooling+Iguana · · Score: 1

      MPlayer isn't meant to be easy to use. If you want a user-friendly media player for playing DVDs, use Totem, Xine, or any number of other GUI-based apps that never require that you open a command line or edit a config file..

      Of course, you likely don't want a user-friendly media player for playing DVDs, since choosing anything other than the most un-user-friendly Linux application for any particular purpose would completely undermine your argument.

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  128. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by arth1 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    mad.frog (525085) wrote:

    If you want Linux to be mainstream-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line.

    No exceptions, no "most of the time" situation, no "power users only" weasel words. Config files and command lines are OK for developers, but not for mainstream users -- end of story.


    But sometimes you have to do that under Windows too. Like editing %WINDIR%\System32\Drivers\etc\hosts to work around a flaky WINS server, or edit %SystemDrive%\boot.ini to set "/usepmtimer" if you have an AMD64 X2 where the core TSCs aren't in sync.
    Not to mention editing the dreaded registry. Editing a text config file is often peanuts compared to that; at least most config files are annotated with comments.

    Regards,
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  129. Planned Obsolescence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell has sold millions of systems because Windows was made unuseable by malware or became unsupported.
    May GNU/Linux distros work just fine on systems that came with Windows 98 originally installed.
    Dell's profit from Windows is about more than than license fees and support costs.

  130. Real Reason is Spyware by FryerTuk · · Score: 1

    The real reason Dell won't use a Linux Distro is: they can't get their spyware to work properly.

    True story. I recently setup a Dell PC. Loaded an Anti-Spyware program (AdAware) on it and updated it from my USB Key. First scan turned up 47 pieces of spyware "pre-installed". I had never plugged it into the network.

  131. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wish people would stop making blanket generalizations. A distribution is whatever the maintainer makes it. If you mean major desktop distributions sure that narrows it down. Also check out Zero Install.

  132. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by billgates · · Score: 1

    Who wants to waste time learning how to use software to combat problems that shouldn't be there in the first place? Anyone who uses an OS that needs a virus checker is a retard. Anyone who doesn't go looking for alternatives is a retard. Anyone who happily gives his money to the richest man on the planet is a retard.

  133. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will indeed get flamed for it, but I wouldn't let it bother you. There are a very small handful of tasks in Windows which need a text file configuration or a command prompt, even after broad hardware upgrades (assuming Windows doesn't break). Further, there is little doubt that Dell gets their Windows OEM discount on a contingency that they don't offer other OSes. As much as people hate to hear it, even Ubuntu and Xandros aren't quite ready for the average joe. The average user wants everything to "just work" and does not want to have to go fiddling about with a bunch of "high tech" stuff in order to get what they want. And when things don't work right, who will they go to? After Dell has taken the hit in price from MS for breaking their deal, they are supposed to fund a massive tech support network? All because a bunch of people who can install this OS after the fact anyway think it should be offered to the general public without having done any market research? Basing important business decisions on the opinions of a few tech geeks seems unwise at best. That said, there is no reason that work towards such a goal should be halted, it's just a matter of time before the Linux community begins to wrap up these loose ends and turn out a product that will be commercially viable for the masses. In the last 10 years Linux has come a VERY VERY long way, and with some more work, hopefully my grandma will start asking me questions like "what's gnome?" instead of, "what is (insert random security warning here)?" Just my two cents.

    (Also, not that it actually matters but since people here tend to base their judgments on this stuff, I have been an avid Linux fiend for the past decade.)

  134. Too much of a headache by Explodo · · Score: 1

    There's no way in hell I would ever offer support for Linux unless I absolutely had to. Since Dell hangs their hat on customer service, adding Linux to the mix would cause too many headaches for it to be worth it for the small market segment. With Microsoft, you just take what they give you and put it on the systems and then occasionally(frequently) tell people to reinstall if their problem seems the tiniest bit convoluted. My small company pays for Red Hat because we're required to for a contract system. Getting support from them is a nightmare. I've used 3 different mainstream distros of Linux and not a single one of them is really easy to use. Sure, if you're already an expert, Linux is easy. If you're not, Linux is hard because it's still based on an old system of using 100 billion little command line commands and arguments. It's not the LEAST BIT user friendly compared to the more mainstream OS's.

  135. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by billcopc · · Score: 1

    Windows might not be super easy, but Linux can be about as user friendly as manually writing 64-bit opcodes using nothing but Debug.com

    The big difference from Dell's perspective is that Windows is supported by their hardware suppliers. Linux distros are supported by a bunch of 12 year olds with A.D.D. As much as I love Linux for server stuff, I still can't bear to use it for a desktop. Every few months I'll get all giddy and try a distro, but every single time I hit the same brick wall: X. X sucks. X works half the time. X struggles with hardware acceleration. X can't even figure out what resolution it should drive my LCD. X segfaults if it doesn't like my configs, or my kernel, or the sum of the square root of the 2's complement of gettime(). At least Windows' GUI loads up 9 times out of 10, and when it doesn't it at least has the decency to tell you "Unmountable_boot_volume". Right now, X is unprofessional and until someone comes up with a stable, reliable and used-friendly modern graphical desktop for the masses, Linux will remain a hacker's toy. Hell, even Apple can do Unix better than Linux.. how sad is that ?

    Linux could be a killer OS, but no one wants to step up to the plate. I look at the amount of work that goes into the mainstream distros, all the package maintenance and testing... if we could cull some of these distros and apply the developers' time toward improving the code instead of designing yet another shiny tarball metadata format, we might actually see more indie shops offering Linux preinstallation. Ubuntu has come a long way, but it stands alone, and only because of the tremendous effort put into that specific distro, but guess what: it still relies on pokey binary-only graphics drivers, and the often tempermental kernel. I still don't understand why we have version-sensitive kernel modules in this day and age, when Microsoft has had a well-defined driver model for well over a decade. Heck, Windows 2000 and XP can use many of the same device drivers thanks to WDM.... so why don't we have that ? We, the brilliant hackers who dream in code and feel at one with the compiler ? These are all reasons why Linux isn't a household name, so when are we going to do something about it ?

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  136. Buy a windows PC and refund the license by LingNoi · · Score: 1

    Sadly, most people think they should be able to buy a Dell PC running Linux for less than the cost of a Dell PC running Windows. In fact, they usually cost more.

    If buying a PC from Dell with Linux is more expensive then the exact same PC with windows pre-installed then why not buy a PC with pre-installed windows, take pictures of yourself declining the windows license and ask for the windows license money back.

    I remember a slashdot article a while back doing this with a Dell Laptop and they sent him a refund without any questions

    Not only do you get exactly the same cheap PC hardware you get with the windows pre-install. You also get to save $50 on the license refund.

  137. Dell DOES offer Linux by NIronwolf · · Score: 1

    I was configuring a PowerEdge server not 30 minutes ago and they offered Red Hat or SUSE...

  138. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by -noefordeg- · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If anyone ever said "Bzzt, wrong answer" to my face, in person, I would have beaten them to a bloody pulp.
    Hopefully for you, we'll never meet =)

  139. Before we have OEMs shipping linux on machines... by jonwil · · Score: 1

    We need better linux distros.

    Where can I get a well supported full featured distro that doesn't remove 90% of the features from programs like XMMS, Mplayer and ffmpeg? (MP3 support, WMA support, DVD playback, RealAudio support etc etc)

  140. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by toadlife · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Anyone who signs up to an internet messageboard as 'billgates' is a retard.

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  141. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by LingNoi · · Score: 2, Informative

    When you upgrade you don't have to edit any configuration files, you only have to edit them once to get it working for your machine.

    If Linux came pre-installed (which it already does. Just not by dell) then the idea is that the configuration files would already be set for your system by the manufacturer so you would not have to edit .conf files as you mention.

    Everything would be setup to go for that specific machine out the box. You could even have a disk which reinstalls the operating system still with everything ready to go specific for that machine.

  142. Re:Before we have OEMs shipping linux on machines. by corrosive_nf · · Score: 1

    When you find a developer who is willing to pay the license fees, hell even Microsoft won't pay the licensing fees.

  143. Why not tag allong? by george_e · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just speaking my mind.. but why not adopt the same business approach to Apple. Mac OS X (Darwin Linux) is nothing more than a an altered distro compiled for specific hardware of their choosing.

    Dell can write code and support their existing hardware because all components are generic to their specifications.

    My 2c worth.

    1. Re:Why not tag allong? by baadger · · Score: 1

      Mac OS X's kernel, Darwin, isn't based upo on Linux, it's based mostly on the Mach 3 micro kernel with a splash of FreeBSD code. That said, I would hazard a guess and say that a huge proportion of the kernel's code base is now written from scratch.

  144. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by LingNoi · · Score: 1

    Bzzt, wrong answer.

    Let me show you how to get Nvidia Gfx drivers working on Ubuntu..

    • Open xorg.conf in text editor
    • Change "nv" to "nvidia"
    • Save and reboot

    Sooo hard? Also Ubuntu automatically updates your graphics drivers so you never have to keep tabs on if your using the latest drivers.

  145. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by cbreaker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've yet to find a Linux help web site where people say "RTFM n00b."

    I've seen lots of Windows boards like that, though. And lots of Xbox/game sites like that.

    Strange.

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  146. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

    No, my XP system also updated everything without a hitch. I wish I could have said the same for my MythTV box. Given that it's running a fairly up-to-date version of Knoppix, I would have expected that the timezone files would also have been up to date, but such was not the case.

    On the other hand, the Gentoo box running Asterisk experienced no issues.

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  147. It doesn't matter what Linux distro they use by unoengborg · · Score: 1

    What the potentioal Linux box buyer would like to know is whether the box will work with Linux or not. The only way to know that is if the box comes with Linux preinstalled, and there is a list of all the devices that works, what chipset they use, and if the driver for the device is part of the standard Linux kernel.

    If I was Dell I would have chosen Ubuntu, as it is known to be easy to use for desktop purposes. People, like me who doesn't like Ubuntu, would have a good starting point if they
    wanted to install their favorite distro. E.g. they would be able to examine driver settings and such before they tried another distro. The people who allready have a favorite distro and are brave enough to install it, are not likely to need much support from Dell, and it wouldn't take long before the internet was full of info on various quirks if any needed to get most distros running, so I don't think they would be all that disapointed when Dell said
    "Sorry Sir, we only support Ubuntu". The main thing is that they support some kind of Linux.

    The current situation where they ship FreeDOS on their non windows boxes is quite meaningless. I doubt that there is somebody that installs it. It is only there so that they can say they ship the box with an OS as not shipping an OS would invite to software piracy.
    So, please Dell! Why not replace the FreeDOS disk with Ubuntu, and tell potential customers the specs of your hardware

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  148. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by redcane · · Score: 1

    Am I missing something, or did he specifically say he can't speak for ubuntu? If I understand correctly you don't touch the .conf to get ubuntu running, but it offers no tools to change whatever configuration it comes up with? So therefore unless you add a monitor or whatever you wouldn't need to modify the .conf?

  149. Where in the hell has everyone been? WTF? by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    Okay. Enough of this bullshit. Since when has Windows been as easy as 1..2..3? Ever? Since when does everything always work and not require the help of the neighborhood computer guy, or family computer guy?

    I hear someone say "HOLY FUCK nobody could EVER fucking edit a HOSTS file!! LINUX SUCKS! It will never catch on!" Enough of that shit. There's plenty of times on Windows where you have to make registry changes, boot.ini changes, driver fixes because of blue screen crashes, even if you just plug in a USB device sometimes.

    Face it: No matter what system you use, there's going to be some shitty troubleshooting work and that will require some expertise. It's NOT harder on Linux, and I venture that it's always possible to avoid the "reinstall OS" option on any Linux system.

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  150. Why not offer users a choice to dual boot? by GnuAge · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see Dell offering every customer an option to check a box when ordering a computer so that their new machine comes with the Windows version du jour but also includes a partition with the consumer's choice of one of a list of Linux distros. Stipulate that Dell will only offer direct support for the Windows OS without the customer paying for a Linux support contract. Offer Ubuntu, Fedora, Opensuse, Mandriva or Freespire on a 15 GB partition with a 1 GB swap partition and a 20 GB home partition, leaving plenty of room for Windows, even on a low end 80 GB system. For a premium people could choose a commercial Linux like Linspire, Xandros or Mandriva Discovery (RHEL and SUSE are too expensive). Dell could even charge a reasonable amount, say $10, to provide the basic dual boot option. I'm sure hundreds of thousands of folks would pay for a backup operating system that was touted as more secure and had a free office suite and 3D eye candy options. I'd recommend the option to friends and relatives.

    People want the more options, not fewer. They want to be able to run all their old software, Photoshop, games, financial software, and have an OS that has an outside chance of supporting their cheapo Win-peripherals. But millions of folks have heard good things about Linux, as well. With ntfs-3g and Windows equivalents Windows and Linux can write to each others partition, which would make things easier (and more dangerous). But operating system files could be hidden from users by default, just the way Windows and Ubuntu Edgy do now. What the heck, include free VMWARE or KVM so the customer can run her installed Linux from within Windows and vice versa. And provide a GUI program that will allow Windows users to reclaim their Linux partitions for Bill Gates if they decide they don't have the cobbles to boot open source. As Albert Schweitzer said, let a thousand flowers bloom.

    Of course this scenario ignores the fact that Microsoft wouldn't put up with these shenanigans for a second. But that's why we should have strong anti-trust laws.

    1. Re:Why not offer users a choice to dual boot? by davmoo · · Score: 1

      Having worked in the customer support arena, I can say that your scenario also ignores one other point...no matter how many times people see that paragraph that says "Dell only supports the Windows installation", 95 out of every 100 customers will *still* expect Dell to support the Linux install as well..."You guys sold it to me, you guys should support it!!!1111oneoneoneone". Offering Linux but with no support would be *far and away* a bigger PR nightmare for Dell than not offering Linux at all.

      Given the chance, people, especially the computer buying public, will be stupid. Its a basic instinct of human nature.

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  151. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by redcane · · Score: 1

    And even moreso if they actually are bill gates! Ziinnng!!!

  152. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by anagama · · Score: 1
    That's exactly what makes them less useful for people learning the system, or those who want to learn more depth after they get their feet wet. For example, the ln man page has this:

    --backup[=CONTROL]
    make a backup of each existing destination file
    "CONTROL" is not defined or described. So if I want to use that feature, I have to go elsewhere to learn what it means. It would be much nicer if instead of flag reference (isn't that what -h or --help is for?), the manual actually explained everything.
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  153. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by redcane · · Score: 1

    I'm totally unqualified to comment, but how much plug-and-play with the consumer-device universe does Mac OS X provide? Do they have PCI/AGP slots? They obviously support the "standard" usb items, like mass storage controller, and keyboard/mouse. But what about cameras that don't present as a mass storage device? Do most camera makers supply drivers? If every manufacturer that produced Mac drivers made linux drivers I think we'd be better off, but I think we'd still be very careful buying hardware for our linux machines.

  154. Um, they do. by elvum · · Score: 1

    I spent the last week speccing out some Dell workstations and servers using the configurator on the Dell website. For all of them, I had the choice between Windows and Red Hat Enterprise Linux. What's the story here?

    1. Re:Um, they do. by elvum · · Score: 1

      Heh, TFA makes the point, but I'm not sure most of the commenters here got it. :-)

  155. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by pipatron · · Score: 1

    Except it has no clue about my completely standard Dell FP2000 monitor on an nvidia card, so each time I install it I have to edit the file to get anything more than 1024x768.

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  156. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by physicsnick · · Score: 1

    This is just ludicrous. Since when do mainstream users change video cards? Since when do mainstream users install Apache? Changing your hardware is user-friendly, but editing a text file is not? Editing the Windows registry is user-friendly, but editing a text file is not?

    You're dreaming.

  157. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by kwark · · Score: 1

    What are you talking about? The manual actually explains what the optional arg to --backup can be.

    The version control method may be selected via the
                  --backup option or through the VERSION_CONTROL environment variable.
                  Here are the values:

                  none, off
                                never make backups (even if --backup is given)

                  numbered, t
                                make numbered backups

                  existing, nil
                                numbered if numbered backups exist, simple otherwise

                  simple, never
                                always make simple backups

  158. What does it matter? by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    What does it matter, given that the chances of Dell ever shipping you the right thing appear to be rapidly approaching zero?

  159. Dell + Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dell used to offer Linux preloaded PCs around 2000-2002. Where were you all then? Or is your memories that short (obviously none of you bought one. Oh right... Who would buy a Dell)

  160. Bogus Guardian column... by jejones · · Score: 1

    Dell need only support one Linux distribution, but it must also insist on hardware for which there are Linux drivers that have feature and speed parity with the Windows drivers. Then if someone wants another distribution, go for it; it shouldn't be any problem as long as they make sure they use only hardware that has full Linux support. What they would give up then is Dell support, aside from hardware defects.

  161. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I missed that he had a said he hadn't tried ubuntu. I just wanted to mention that Ubuntu does not have such a tool (which is weird). And whether or not you have to touch the conf to get Ubuntu running totally depends on what you want it to do. Dual monitor stuff (like the very common requirement to attach a video projector to a laptop) is a major hassle in Ubuntu. (I'm saying that as a very happy Ubuntu user)

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  162. Why Linux PCs cost more than Windows PCs? by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Linux PCs, No OS Preinstalled PCs, why are they more expensive than windows PCs at such retail outlets?

    The answer is "Substracted value".
    Some computers come with "value add" software - various useful programs that serve their purpose and increase the value of the computer. Say, you get a PC with a DVD writer, and Nero preinstalled. The seller pays extra to have it bundled with the PC, the buyer pays premium for the PC.
    But if the program is a demo version, a promotional product, with purpose of getting the customer to buy more only, the authors pay the seller to include it preinstalled on the PC. It's crap you'll likely delete ASAP because it disturbs, distracts and takes up resources, while giving very little in return. Authors pay the seller. The seller reduces the price of the PC. With 30 or so of such preinstalled, it pays the whole price of MS Windows OEM, and some. Therefore the seller can add Windows "free" and reduce the price even more. With no OS preinstalled, or with Linux (or with clean install of Windows, for that matter) there's no "Value substract" software preinstalled, therefore you pay the full price of the hardware.

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  163. Demonstrably false by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SAX2.

    GUI.

    xorg configurator.

    Then the NVIDIA....run file changes xorg.conf for you, so no editing of config files: it does it for you.

    Are you full of shit or what?

  164. A Simple Option by agent0range_ · · Score: 1

    I don't know where this tech support BS comes from.

    Can't you just buy a Dell (nice cheap reliable hardware) with linux (nice cheap reliable software) and agree to just fix the software problems yourself? They won't charge you for an OS you don't ever call tech support. Hell, they should charge you less for the hardware... but I think it's only fair to let them take the profit.

    How 'bout it, Dell? Can we agree to be reasonable here?

    1. Re:A Simple Option by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      Can't you just buy a Dell with linux
      Yes.
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  165. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by fyoder · · Score: 1

    If you want Linux to be mainstream-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line.

    That would be nice, but it's a higher standard than exists for Windows where sometimes the fix involves tweaks with regedit and such non-user friendly stuff. The catch for Linux is that it won't become mainstream until grandma's grandchild is likely using it so she can call him (or her) when she runs into that sort of problem, and that likely won't be the case until it's mainstream. Perhaps some billionaire can fund a massive ad campaign aimed at the youth market suggesting that Linux is really cool and you'll be immensely popular with the opposite sex if you use it.

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  166. and Ubuntu's user-friendly? by alizard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Debian Etch:
    aptitude install nvidia

    OK, I could have used a GUI shell, but why make more work for myself?

  167. He is right ... you can't work with M$-DELL at all by gig · · Score: 1

    Dell is a body with no head, there is no use talking to it.

    Linux should not only come installed on your computer, it should come free with the hardware, like Mac OS X. The software install is the sizzle that sells the steak. Software features make people want to buy ... but hardware makes people want to pay. Nobody likes to pay for software, especially not utility or operating system software. It's the PC manufacturer who should pay for the OS and utilities and the fact that you get that great software for free on their box is why you buy their box instead of a Dell. The reason this is news to PC makers and many PC users is that they don't know what competition looks like. They're used to getting whatever Microsoft feeds them on their new PC.

    The only sensible competition in a world of commodity PC's is the software install. If the CPU and RAM and HD and so on are all going to be standardized then what's left to customize? How about the 100,000,000,000 bits on the HD? That's basically all Apple is doing. They design a great PC first, with uniform hardware and no questionable parts and the right array of ports for the life of the computer but the real magic happens when they put on the best default software install in the world, with everything from iLife and QuickTime to Apache and Ruby on Rails.

    A great selling feature that a Linux PC vendor could offer is that their box boots up to a non-Microsoft desktop, but then has a virtualizer ready to go for a person to install Windows if they want to, like the Classic feature of Mac OS X.

    There is a lot of work to do to get the PC market healthy again. Telling users, "here you install it" is a joke.

  168. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

    Since when do mainstream users change video cards?

    He's talking about gamer-types who don't know anything more about their systems than the latest "gfx" card reviews tell them. The one's who like to play around without understanding what they're doing, and then like to throw tantrums and blame the OS/driver vendor/guide writer/mom when they screw up.

    And guess what? On my Novell SLED 10 + Dell Inspiron 6400 laptop, I haven't had to edit *anything* in the system - even to get ATI 3D graphics with XGL running.

    Yes, he's dreaming.

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  169. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    If I understand correctly you don't touch the .conf to get ubuntu running, but it offers no tools to change whatever configuration it comes up with? So therefore unless you add a monitor or whatever you wouldn't need to modify the .conf?

    Sorry, the part about autoconfig in my commment was not so much related to Ubuntu. I don't know how this will work out since AFAICT autoconfig is very new functionality in Xorg 7.2 and it is not yet used in Ubuntu (although 7.04 Feisty will include Xorg 7.2). I think the idea is that in the long run there is no xorg.conf at all, you just plug in your hardware and it works.

    https://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbuntuDownUnder/BOFs/XorgA utoconfiguration

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  170. Batman, riddle me this! by davmoo · · Score: 1

    In the popular Linux magazines like "Linux Journal", I see a number of dealers who sell boxes with various versions of Linux preloaded. If there is a high demand for such boxes, why are people not buying from these guys and making them the next Dell?

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    1. Re:Batman, riddle me this! by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

      why are people not buying from these guys and making them the next Dell?
      I'd like to buy a System76 laptop, but I can't. They only sell to the USA and Canada.

      I also imagine the amount of people asking for Linux isn't as high as average Joe's need for a computer.
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  171. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by jaavaaguru · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you want Linux to be mainstream-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line.

    If you want Windows to be user-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER NEVER NEVER, under any circumstances:
    1. Have to edit the registry (at least config files can have comments explaining what they're about), or
    2. Have to worry about installing drivers for hardware that's been around for years (that's what auto-updates are for).
  172. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by baileydau · · Score: 1

    If you want Linux to be mainstream-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line.

    In that case, you need to add:
    (3) Edit the registry (and risk borking your entire machine in the process). This is of course where MS stores all it's config stuff instead of config files. So how is it different having to edit the registry instead of a config file?

    You do realise that Windows fails this test.

    • How do you check / set your routing table without the command line?
    • How do you change your hosts file without editing a config file?
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  173. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Mattsson · · Score: 1

    Just like you never ever ever, under any circumstances, have to use the command line or edit text config files or the registry by hand in windows?
    Or in OSX for that matter?

    I agree that there is too much of it while using any Linux-distribution so far, but saying that you never ever must have to, is an almost impossible task.
    Even in Windows and OSX you have to get gritty and edit all kinds of system files from time to time. Ever tried getting ati's Windows-driver-package working on a laptop, for an example?
    Or tried using a non-apple graphics-card in a Mac?

    Chances are, if you've bought a brand-name computer and you're a mainstream user, you'll have a hard time getting 3'rd party hardware working correctly, even though Windows now a days is decently good at handling this if your hardware isn't too new or too old or too "embedded" (laptop hardware)

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  174. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by cooley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    [i]If you want Linux to be mainstream-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line.

    No exceptions, no "most of the time" situation, no "power users only" weasel words. Config files and command lines are OK for developers, but not for mainstream users -- end of story.[/i]

    Hey buddy, please don't take what I'm about to say personally; it's not directed at you, more at the state of the industry in general. OK BEGIN OLD MAN RANT NOW

    Back during the transition from Win 3.1 to Win 95, I was doing tech support at a Big Ten University. I was showing metal workers, professors, gardeners, kids, and everybody else how to use their computers (and I was pretty green then myself).

    Believe me; with proper, patient instruction your Grandma can enter, by hand, the proper command string to get her modem to work in Win3.1. She can build a batch file for proper GUI startup and such. Just because you've grown up without the need to do this stuff doesn't mean the average person can't, or never has.

    I have a buddy who can't start my old Corolla (my "spare" car), and doesn't see how people could ever have remembered to pump the gas pedal once when starting their car. I have another buddy who doesn't think that normal "users" could possibly drive a stick-shift (manual transmission) for everyday usage.

    Somewhere along the line everybody was convinced (I blame AOL) that you just couldn't understand how to use a computer unless everything you did was clicking on a picture. Somewhere along the way, society convinced itself that nobody could fucking read. From the controls on your devices and your car, to the things you do on the computer, to ordering fast food it just became too damn difficult for anybody to read, speak, or understand several words strung together. That became "hard". Now, I realize that sometimes pictographs make it easier to market a product globally, but we (at least here in the 'States) have gone over the edge with it.

    This was also about the same time those damn "DUMMIES" instruction books came out. It suddenly became fashionable to say "Hey, I'm a total fucking idiot! Please tell me how to do everything in the simplest terms possible, or else I'll never understand".

    Now, I'm not advocating a return to the days when computers were a pain in the ass to configure or use. All I'm saying is that (much like people used their car's heat and A/C before it was just "blue seated dudered dude") people tend to be as stupid as society allows them to be, or tells them they are. If Dell support tells your grandma "editing this text file is easy, here you can even cut-and-paste this", then she'll believe it's easy.

    For pete's sake, our grandparents built the industrialized world and our parents streamlined it and made fit reasonably pleasant to live in. I think they can probably handle using "gedit" now and again.

    END OLD MAN RANT

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  175. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by cooley · · Score: 1

    Well, there I went and hit "Submit" because my dog wanted to pee, and I never finished that thought about the guys I know who don't understand how people might have use cars without an automatic transmission or proper fuel injection; what I meant to add to the end of that was "my grandmother knows how to use both of these- so does your grandmother".

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  176. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by quintesse · · Score: 1

    Uhuh, so what do you tell them when they complain that their games have suddenly become unplayably slow?

    Ah yes, they might need to install a driver of course. Well, no problem there, just install it and go. What? It didn't work? Ah you switched from ATI to nVidia, well then you first need to uninstall your ATI driver of course.

    On the other hand I need to do the same on my Linux system but it's no more difficult than installing the "kmod-nvidia" package.

  177. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In OS X it is in the Utilities Folder, the icson is called Network Utilities from memory.

  178. She is ignored. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unless you think configuring using the registry, the necessity of the installation of antivirus and firewalls (with all their arcane messages and terminology) and all what implies using a Windows machine is infused at birth.

    Some folks around here seem to think that Windows is *naturally* easy.

    I have got news for you guys, it isn't. But this is masked by the myriad of people mildly familiar with it.

    Grandmas that are introduced to Linux as their first computing experienc (hi mum!) can cope perfectly well with the tool of the penguin, and people suggesting otherwise are patronizing ageists.

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    1. Re:She is ignored. by westlake · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Grandmas that are introduced to Linux as their first computing experience...

      The problem is that MSDOS and Windows have been around for over twenty-five years. It becomes harder and harder to find the virgin with no knowledge of the Windows PC.

      I have made one call to Dell technical support in five years.

      I can't remember the last time I opened the registry. I have found no compelling reason to re-install Windows XP. The antivirus and firewall package is provided by my ISP and is more or less jargon free.

    2. Re:She is ignored. by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Guess you haven't found a need to disable autorun. That requires editing the registry. So do lots of other settings in windows that they don't think you should mess with.

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    3. Re:She is ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Unless you think configuring using the registry, the necessity of the installation of antivirus and firewalls (with all their arcane messages and terminology) and all what implies using a Windows machine is infused at birth.

      Some folks around here seem to think that Windows is *naturally* easy."

      No, some people simply don't go around exaggerating in order to covert people to their religion. But hey if FUD is good enough for Microsoft/IBM then it's good enough for OSS advocates.

      "I have got news for you guys, it isn't. But this is masked by the myriad of people mildly familiar with it."

      Now who's being patronizing? Better mildly than zero experience combined with low numbers. At least we still have more offline resources than you do.

      "Grandmas that are introduced to Linux as their first computing experienc (hi mum!) can cope perfectly well with the tool of the penguin, and people suggesting otherwise are patronizing ageists."

      Can Linux run granma's sewing and quilting program? You know the one connected to her thousand dollar sewing and quilting machine? Didn't think so.

      BTW "patronizing ageists"? Must be nice knowing you can fix all of Linux adoption issues by calling people names. Why do we want to use Linux again? Oh right, the friendly and "nonpatronizing" members.

    4. Re:She is ignored. by anup_at_mac · · Score: 1

      Grandmas that are introduced to Linux as their first computing experienc (hi mum!) can cope perfectly well with the tool of the penguin Dude, that's disgusting !!
    5. Re:She is ignored. by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

      WTF? It's a right click on the drive. Not a damn reg edit.

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    6. Re:She is ignored. by BooRolla · · Score: 1

      Grandmas that are introduced to Linux as their first computing experienc (hi mum!) can cope perfectly well with the tool of the penguin, and people suggesting otherwise are patronizing ageists.


      Sure they *can* adjust to it, but why would any of them be *compelled* to learn something new? Especially so when this "linux" thing is, at best, going to let her do the exact same things she does now with "windows."

  179. Sp what is this Dell machine doing here by FreshnFurter · · Score: 1

    When did Dell change it's policy? I bought a fully installed Dell workstation with red hat 9.0 fully installed about 2 years ago. Worked right out of the box and ran (runs) like a charm. What am I not seeing? Or is the the OP a troll?

  180. so much for your story by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1

    No exceptions, no "most of the time" situation, no "power users only" weasel words. Config files and command lines are OK for developers, but not for mainstream users -- end of story.
    There is a very wide range of experience and knowledge between developers and what you're thinking of as mainstream users. I'm not a developer. My command-line use is limited, and usually I have to Google for what I want to do and copy/paste into the terminal. But even knowing as little as I do, the command line is often still faster than the GUI, and what's more the command line is a string of text that I can save and run again later. I have LaTeX commands saved to a file that are completely cryptic to me, but I found them on a web-page somewhere and I know that if I put them at the top of my .tex file then they do what I want.

    I agree that Linux will never reach the mainstream, and I agree that it's at least partly for the reason you give. But Linux shouldn't be dumbed down in an effort to win over people whose cardinal demand is that they not be expected to learn anything. Should things be made easier? Yes, of course. But Linux is powerful because of, not despite, the command line.

    K3B is great, Kile is great, but if we consider these to be the point of Linux then we're stuck thinking that all Linux has to offer is that it isn't Windows. But it's the command-line tools like grep, sed, find, and most importantly the ability to pipe one into the other creatively, that makes Linux worth using at all. If the GUI tools and eye candy were all Linux offered, I'd jump ship immediately. Even though I'm no command-line expert, I dumped Windows because I wanted to use an OS that was built with that philosophy.

  181. The answer's pretty simple by gjuk · · Score: 4, Informative

    It matters because soon as a major PC manufacturer starts shipping machines without the Windows tax, we can finally get some real competition in the OS world (how ironic that if I want to try free Linux, I usually have to buy Windows - which comes with my PC - and I can't get a discount if I don't want Windows).
    Basically - Dell don't offer it because - and I have to be careful here- Dell get a volume discount on the Windows licenses they preinstall. If they start to offer Linux, they'll fall into a lower discount level on Windows and suddenly be uncompetitive in the crucial Windows market.
    My experience (in a slightly different sector) of such deals is that they always coincidentally have break points remarkably close to what happens when the reseller starts dealing with a competitor of the dominant vendor. Of course, MS cannot charge Dell more for Windows just because Dell happens to ship some Linux machines, but it can double the price of Windows if Dell falls below a certain sale volume - which they can vary any time they like.
    The solution? Manufacturers could [be forced to] [by France?] publish the embedded cost of software which ships with each machine so MS shenanigans could be spotted, but I'm sure plenty of fellow readers will point out the impracticality of that. The alternative is whistle blowers...

    1. Re:The answer's pretty simple by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It matters because soon as a major PC manufacturer starts shipping machines without the Windows tax, we can finally get some real competition in the OS world (how ironic that if I want to try free Linux, I usually have to buy Windows - which comes with my PC - and I can't get a discount if I don't want Windows).

      You're right, because it's absolutely impossible to acquire a PC without Windows these days.

      Maybe nobody wants to mass market them because they're *gasp* not in demand! Shame on them for not basing their business decisions on your personal ideology. I mean, really...
      =Smidge=
    2. Re:The answer's pretty simple by The+Spoonman · · Score: 3, Funny

      Tsk, tsk, tsk! Don't you know: people who share their religious views almost never want to share yours? Shame on you for pointing out the obvious on slashdot! Geez, just because there's lots of places you can get a PC without Windows doesn't mean we need to be telling people! I mean, if people knew that the linux community was just made up of a whiny bunch of pricks who bitch at every turn about how no one else likes their OS....why, people might just not use it!

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    3. Re:The answer's pretty simple by TechForensics · · Score: 5, Informative

      There is always a Windows tax, even on Linux PCs. M$ even used to charge PC manufacturers for Windows based on the number of PCs they SHIPPED, because "all of them would be running Windows eventually". Just try and find a Linux PC cheaper than a Windows PC with the same hardware specs.

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    4. Re:The answer's pretty simple by gjuk · · Score: 1

      Very droll - but your links kind of prove the issue. When one buys a PC from Dell - wouldn't it be more transparent if, just like with memory or hard drives, it prompted the user "Operating System: " and then a different price for Windows vs [Linux] (and if one could trust that the Windows cost was the real Windows cost; not some cross-subsidised, invented price)?

    5. Re:The answer's pretty simple by BecomingLumberg · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, the computer will probably have to be more expensive after installing Linux, since there is very little crapware that Dell can load on there making $2 a pop. With a Windows license around $30 and 15-20 programs/trial offers/annoying pop-ups, Dell would probably have to up the price substantially to cover the new cost of support (not to mention the new support callers asking how to install iTunes).

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    6. Re:The answer's pretty simple by Smidge204 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm sure you're the kind of person who can and does build his own PC from store bought components. (To be fair, that probably describes the vast majority of /. readers...) But I can't help but wonder; do you make your own cases out of tin foil?

      Let's look at this from a business point of view.

      1) Offer Windows as the de-facto OS.

      1a) Easy-as-pie mass cloning of software to all machines: one size fits all. (Also simplifies inventory)

      1b) Virtually no support required. OS problems get differred to Microsoft.

      1c) Huge volume discount from Microsoft = profit margin on resold licenses. (Self evident? No conspiracy here)

      1d) Single source for software minimizes problems with hardware revisions

      2) Offer multiple "flavors" of operating systems

      2a) Reduced efficiency of inventory control, stocking more types of preconfigured machines and/or extra handling for each machine sold

      2b) Support will be required for anything the vendor doesn't support themselves. (How many non-Enterprise Linux distribution offer official end-user support?)

      2c) Reduced profit margins

      2d) Offering N operating systems requires N times more testing and tweaking with each hardware revision (And we all know how awesome Linux hardware support is, right?)

      So when it boils down, is there enough end-user demand to warrant offering non-Windows computers? The answer, it seems, is "No." As a business person, I'd have a hard time justifying the costs of offering product options when so few of my sales would actually use them.
      =Smidge=

    7. Re:The answer's pretty simple by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Informative
      Let's take your examples. From the Linspire site:
      • Linspire Balance notebook - not available when you click on the link, and a crappy Via 1GHz laptop with a whole 1.5 hours of battery time.
      • LinuxCertified Laptop - if this beast is still available, you get a $1400 P4 notebook from a vendor that hasn't updated the prices on their site since 2004.
      • Sub300 laptop - to call this obsolete would be an understatement. Another Via 1GHz machine, this one for over $800! You could get the crappiest Dell or even an old G4 iBook and out-perform this thing. Yes, it is light - as it should be since it has no optical drive.
      • "UK-based Tiny Computers offers Linspire Desktops" - yeah, until you click on the dead link! I went to their home page and could not find a Linux computer.
      • "The popular Walmart.com Linspire desktop!" - another dead link. However, you can search for Linspire at walmart.com and get a single match for a $348 Sempron 2.0GHz system. Out of 28 systems, that's it, and it's "online only". Bare system, no monitor.
      • "Powerful Northgate L-series sold at Staples.com. Just $499!" - bad link, and a search on Staples.com for "Linux" or "Linspire" comes up dry.
      • The IBM link is interesting, until you actually click on these VERY expensive systems to configure them and find out that they are the same price whether or not you order Windows.
      • The Dell link is even more interesting, as the same systems configured with Windows are actually CHEAPER!
      • The HP link, like the IBM link, points to workstations/servers in the rather expensive department. In any case, trying to click on the links to buy them gave me a network timeout.

      This isn't about demand or ideology. This is about shady business practices that, as a practical matter, guarantee that most people won't buy a pre-built PC without paying Microsoft. Do you really think that someone with a Windows2000 install disk from their last PC wouldn't have been perfectly happy to use that on their new PC if the new PC were $100 cheaper? This isn't demand for Windows - hang out in a Best Buy for a while and listen to what gets asked of the computer salesmen - people don't even know that Macs don't come with Windows. My wife can't even tell you when she is on a Windows vs. a Macintosh computer. I just helped a friend set up his Vista notebook, and he doesn't understand that it is not XP (though he does now after buying some incompatible peripherals and software).
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    8. Re:The answer's pretty simple by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      There's no question that it makes sense for a computer vendor to outsource the operating system. The question is, why is there only one operating system vendor being used? That is not a healthy marketplace.

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    9. Re:The answer's pretty simple by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      I refer you to items 1b and 1c. It's not about a "healthy marketplace", it's about modeling your product offerings based on what the vast majority of the public wants to buy. The 1%-2% of consumers that don't want those options can either suck it down or roll their own.

      =Smidge=

    10. Re:The answer's pretty simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One could argue that the 'demand' you speak of, is directly related to marketability and price.

      Marketing takes money. And marketing for something that is free is kinda stupid. Doncha think?
      Price? Why pay for something that is free unless you enjoy supporting the idea/product in question.

      It was natural for Microsoft to become the OS behometh that it is. Will that be the norm for the next decade? Yes, however you will see a quite a bit of a Linux migration in Corporate, Government, Academia, and superuser. Why? Money, licensing B.S., DRM backlash, and technlogical restriction.

      The great thing about Linux is it sells itself, and by word of mouth at that. I'm seeing exponential interest and growth in certain areas of Linux. Granted they are a little specialized, but its things like this that signal the beginning of large trends in the overall scheme.

      Linux is growing every day. That is fact. Can the same be said for Microsoft. If you ask me, they are backpeddling. They are caught in a river that is moving to fast. The boat is too big, and the paddles too small.

      /end Monday rant

    11. Re:The answer's pretty simple by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Dell could just sell boxes with Linux unsupported (or vendor supported with a discounted license from, say, SuSE) and avoid a lot of the costs they generally assume under Microsoft licenses. You can already get cheap supported versions of Linux in some distributions for as little as $30. As for crapware, "if you build it, they will come." I don't think Earthlink cares whether you're running Windows, MacOS, or Linux. Companies like Transgaming could throw in a 2 month free subscription to Cedega. There's plenty of commercial opportunities in that space, though I seriously doubt they get $2 a pop (though I don't think they get that on the Windows side, either). Anyhow, support is generally only free for a very short time now - usually 3mo - 1 year - certainly not like the old days where you'd see 3 years or "forever" guarantees.

          It really does boil down to a lack of unified Linux. Even vendors that support commercial software on Linux only support a few platforms (ours are SuSE and RedHat), even though it may work perfectly fine on Ubuntu - this is mainly because Novell and RedHat offer support for us if we have OS related problems. Those platform decisions were made more than 3 years ago - the selected vendors may be completely different today. Linux users tend to favor a distribution for a while, then favor a different one, as well - I've personally gone through Slackware, Debian, SuSE (mac and Windows), YellowDog (mac), RedHat, GenToo, Mandrake, and Ubuntu in the past 12 years.

      iTunes would be a fun one - iTunes 6 ran in WINE, iTunes 7 has installation problems. I'm not sure if the iTunes 7 install problems were ever resolved, either (I don't use WINE, myself - I have a 2 Windows PCs, 2 Linux boxes and a mac in my home computer farm, so it's rather pointless). Still, if a large enough userbase appeared complaining about this, it probably would get fixed (either by WINE, or Apple).

          There always is that 5% of complete noob, didn't finish high school, grew up in a swamp without electricity and never heard of a computer until their neighbor Jeb Jones bought one of them newfangled things that compose about 95% of support calls. Yes, I'm exaggerating and stereotyping, but if you can picture that person, you know exactly the skill level of people that make most support calls - people that think Microsoft Help is profound when you explain how to use it to solve their mostly inane problems (and they didn't find it on their own). People that think their computer will crash when the time zone or year changes (and not 2000). People you feel bad about charging a $35 (probably more by now) fee to answer a trivial question about a MS Windows (due to an OEM support agreement) like "My manual for program X says I should defrag the hard drive but doesn't tell me what that means - how do I do that?"

    12. Re:The answer's pretty simple by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      But if there were a healthy marketplace, then it wouldn't matter to Dell whether Microsoft or some other company supported the OS. There's also nothing wrong with exclusivity agreements and steep OS discounts, either. In a healthy marketplace, some PC vendors would sign exclusivity agreements with one OS provider, and other PC vendors would choose another. This happens in other industries all the time. Hell, it even happened in the PC industry with Dell and Intel - and yet AMD actually took market share. Imagine how much better Windows would be if Apple had a 20% market share. Apple wouldn't be first-to-market so often, I'd bet.

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    13. Re:The answer's pretty simple by operagost · · Score: 1

      1b) Virtually no support required. OS problems get differred to Microsoft.
      The MS EULA says that the EU has to go to the hardware vendor to get support.
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    14. Re:The answer's pretty simple by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1

      I bought an Acer laptop without Windows a few months ago and it was about AU$40.00 cheaper than the same unit with Windows.

      This was in Thailand. Dunno if that's possible in the US or not, though.

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    15. Re:The answer's pretty simple by PPH · · Score: 1

      It matters because soon as a major PC manufacturer starts shipping machines without the Windows tax,
      There's the loophole. I buy naked boxes from a local outfit that assembles them according to custom specifications. And they are doing business about two miles down the road from the sleeping ogre in Redmond.

      I suppose they can get away with this because its impossible for Microsoft's auditors to count PCs when half of their product goes out the door as component parts.

      Laptops are a different issue, of course. Nobody builds them from scratch and they aren't as configurable as a tower PC. So they go out as complete units, for which Microsoft can demand an audit. I don't know what Dell pays per copy of Windows (much less than the MSRP, of course) and I'd suspect that Dell's cost to track a seperate production stream of naked laptops might equal or exceed the 'Windows tax'.

      I don't really lose sleep over the problem. I just buy used laptops and, with Vista coming out, there is going to be a glut of really nice, barely used models on the market.

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    16. Re:The answer's pretty simple by shaitand · · Score: 1

      Now lets make it a desktop of the most popular variety, with hardware that is 100% functional with all features available under linux, from the largest PC vendor, that actually has the cost of a windows license deducted from the price and is physically identical to the model with windows.

      Until we are comparing Apples to Apples, you have no point.

    17. Re:The answer's pretty simple by jZnat · · Score: 1

      So you're assuming that they only offer one version of Windows? Have you heard of the six different versions? Twelve if you count the "upgrade" versions of each. Don't forget that XP had XP Home, XP Professional, and Media Center editions.

      When you go the "Linux" route, you can easily support a few major distros (e.g. Red Hat (or Fedora), SuSE, Ubuntu (or Linspire?), and Mandriva), each of which provide their own method of support in which Dell could help link the customer to for their support calls. Also, providing the Linux kernel version (along with any custom patches as required by the GPL) would be monumentally helpful for those who wish to use any distro that includes a kernel of that version (hardware support would be guaranteed basically). They could also just go with 1 or 2 distros instead and just provide the Linux kernel version as well for those who want to use their own distro.

      Also, companies like Dell flash the operating system on the fly onto the machines (especially since you're customising the machine in the first place). And if companies like Dell, HP, etc., were offering a Linux distro as an operating system on their computers, they would be able to strong-arm their hardware suppliers (or their own hardware divisions) to provide open Linux drivers so that it would work. For the companies that refuse to write the drivers (or give open specifications to Linux developers), they can miss out on providing the computer manufacturers with parts and thus losing out on a good deal of profits in order to "protect their precious intellectual property" (are you a hardware manufacturer or not!?).

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    18. Re:The answer's pretty simple by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      So you're assuming that they only offer one version of Windows? Have you heard of the six different versions?

      They're still Windows Vista. The differences (that the end-user would care about) are far smaller than the differences between Fedora and Suse or Debian or Ubuntu or.. etc. Now maybe if all those distros used the same packaging system, desktop/library layout (that situation at least has gotten better in the last few years), packages from one could be used on another..

    19. Re:The answer's pretty simple by solo6 · · Score: 1

      No, it not so simple. Companies like Dell are required to GUARANTEE their out-of-box usability. How can they possibly do this with the multiple flavors of Linux. Most particularly when the various desktop products offered by Linux providers are most definitely not 'plug and play'. Rather they are geekware, go to the command line to insert arcane instructions. dogs. Linux has already found it's niche - in the small to medium stress server marker. As to the high stress market, note the resurgence of SUN and other Unix providers. Wonder why that is. Back to Dell, I have just received a high-end Dell XPS and it: contains no 'crapware' other than what I specified in my order. And, yes, the OS options are all Microsoft. But for 99% of computer users, what is the viable alternative. Certainly not Linux geekware!

    20. Re:The answer's pretty simple by KnightBlade · · Score: 1

      Quote: (how ironic that if I want to try free Linux, I usually have to buy Windows - which comes with my PC - and I can't get a discount if I don't want Windows).

      actually thats not entirely true. For the rest of the world it possibly is, but in India Dell and HP (also other brands) do sell PCs and laptops without an OS. Saves around 5K - 8K INR. Some even come with FC preinstalled.

      I guess these are double standards, but thats what happens. I guess its because India is a very price concious market so these comapnies have to do something about it.

      Whatever the case I feel the user has the right to get to choose his own operating system! Like if I'd want leopard on x86 I'd be paying for both Windows Vista and Mac OS X.

    21. Re:The answer's pretty simple by botik32 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't see why it matters so much WHICH distro there is. I think the question is a red herring. I will wipe the existing OS and install my own anyway, so I am happy as soon as I don't pay the Microsoft tax.

      As for the average Joe buying a Linux box, he/she will use what is given. I doubt they care much what distro they get, or if they even know what "distro" means. If it breaks, they will ask their friendly neighbour (who used to help them out with the windows machine) anyway, not go to Dell.

      So, again, how difficult is to choose one distro that will work with the peripherals and get done with it? All I see is excuses.

    22. Re:The answer's pretty simple by Creepy · · Score: 1

      I think you don't understand the nature of the problem - consumers want an 'appliance' (incidentally, albeit unfortunately, Steve Jobs is right about this), not a mishmash of parts supported by different vendors.

        The consumer buys a Dell PC - they want support for using it from Dell, not their neighbor or, say, Ubuntu. If you went out and bought a Ford Truck, you expect Ford to offer defect support, not their suppliers, right? Ford does the recall for bad shocks, not the shock supplier. Dell is generally responsible for supporting any software pre-installed on the machine, including demos of other companies' software (when I worked tech support, we had to mail out diskette patches for a [Disney?] game that didn't work on some hardware or point them to a BBS to download it).

        Lack of a standard distribution means a fragmented market and to support all the various configurations your customers may ask for requires training in those distributions which costs money. The cheap solution, unfortunately, is to not sell it on the computer and have the software vendor responsible for it. This is like saying we give you Ford window wipers (which are manufactured by someone else) and if there is a defect in them, we'll replace them. If you decide to pull them off and install Acme window wipers, you need to go to them for support. If customers demanded, you could sell the car with no window wipers (equivalent to no-OS computers), even though it may not be legal to drive the car without them.

          The biggest reason, though, is because companies like Dell don't want their consumers unhappy. Imagine this - you call Dell tech support and they say "Oh, we don't support that - you need to look it up on the internet because X-brand linux doesn't have phone support." Consumer's problem is because they can't get to the internet because of a bad ethernet card and are basically screwed. Now imagine they did have phone support - they wait an hour calling Dell to find that Dell has no idea how to configure it and they need to call the software vendor. They call the software vendor, wait an hour and the software vendor determines it's a hardware problem. They call Dell (again) and wait an hour and Dell asks them to run a full hardware diagnostic report, but they don't know how to do it on that OS. Back to the software vendor's support, or maybe at this point they go shoot the machine in the head (bad computer joke - in old programmer lingo, a "head" is a monitor). That person NEVER BUYS DELL AGAIN and recommends others to never buy from them.

  182. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Boronx · · Score: 1

    The linux box I'm posting from, which is a constantly updated Ubuntu, failed to move ahead one hour. What's worse, after playing around for a few minutes I can't find a gui interface to change the time. Granny would be hosed.

  183. Deciding Linux? by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer.
    Dell's Linux site shows they offer Red hat and SuSE. Didn't this guy at least investigate a little?
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  184. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by anagama · · Score: 1

    You are correct. Though the description is about 40 lines of text below the switch and it isn't naturally clear that it belongs to something way up at the top of the man page. I stand by my original assertion that man pages are difficult to use. Maybe I'm just an idiot, but perhaps the description of what OPTION means should be somewhat near to it.

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  185. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by pipatron · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if you were being sarcastic or not, but here are some information:

    The desktop is a different story: Just 3% of India's PCs use Linux. Still, that's about triple the level in the U.S. [source]

    English is spoken as a second language by approximately 20-25 million Indians. [source]
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  186. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    write (+ copy/paste) a few text files

    Bzzt, wrong answer.

    I've said it before, I'll say it again:

    If you want Windows to be mainstream-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line.

    No exceptions, no "most of the time" situation, no "power users only" weasel words. Config files and command lines are OK for developers, but not for mainstream users -- end of story.

    I'll get flamed for it, but I speak the truth

  187. Recovery CD+Diagnostics, and no software support. by eldaria · · Score: 1

    Pretty much every time I called DELL with a problem they told me to Recover the PC. So I don't see the problem with having Linux on it. There are 2 options. 1, They sell a PC with a linux dist installed that has hardware support for what you are running, with this you will get 2 CD/DVD's 1 Recovery, and 1 Diagnostics. Dell then provides support for the hardware but not for the software, if you call with a problem, they will tell you to boot the diagnostics, and if it comes clean, no further support. 2. You will need a support staff that has a lot more geeks in them, who knows the ins and outs of the Dist of linux you sold with the PC. I worked in Callcenter, and well I was one of the few who actually had both Tech skills and spoke some languages, most where hired because they spoke a language, then trained to follow a script. I think Dell will go for option 1, otherwise it is to expensive to sell a PC with Linux.

  188. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

    I really don't think so, people hae pointed out in the past that the cost of an OS is not the unit price, but the cost of hiring staff to maintain it (hence many people say linux is cheaper overall...). Regardless of the religious debates, if *Dell* wanted to sell linux *and* offer tech support... think what would happen when someone called in.

    First they'd have to determine which linux was installed, then determine which package was faulty, then determine which version of that package was installed, then determine what to do about it. The permutations are trult horrific. At least with Windows, you have a far smaller set of options to deal with. That in itself makes the cost of supporting Windows significantly cheaper.

    Now, if Dell decided to reduce the options and only support RedHat (say), loaded with the latest packages only, then they'd have a much easier time - comparable to the Windows support. But then Dell would get criticised for not offering Ubuntu too :)

    Personally, I think Dell should offer Centos support on its servers - they are very widely used in the web hosting industry, and Centos seems to be the most common distro for that. Dell would capture a significant part of its customer base that way.

  189. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    Why bother recording it? Just get it from Pirate Bay like everyone else.

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  190. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by MicrosoftRepresentit · · Score: 0

    As someone who uses a PC at work for heavy development (everything from Windows device drivers to large .NET apps and ASP.NET websites) I have never *once* needed to edit the registry, or known anyone else in the office need to, and I've never once had to suggest editing the registry to fix a problem one of my less computer literate freinds has had. Our Linux boxes, on the other hand, require config file hacking fairly frequently.

    Even if you had to edit the registry, whats so difficult about modifying key/value pairs? Seems a hell of a lot simpler then overly verbose XML or some hideous syntax some nerd has just made up.

    I use a Mac at home, FWIW...no hacking required

  191. Re:Before we have OEMs shipping linux on machines. by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    Where can I get a well supported full featured distro that doesn't remove 90% of the features from programs like XMMS, Mplayer and ffmpeg? (MP3 support, WMA support, DVD playback, RealAudio support etc etc)
    I do believe all the commercial Linux distributions (the ones you need to pay for) offer all that out of the box.

    That said, I just use Kubuntu and install that support after installing it. Of course if you find that too difficult, you can ask the community for help (Forums | irc://irc.freenode.net/kubuntu - IRC) and if you find that too difficult or don't want to bother.

    You are of course always free to go out and buy a copy of SuSE Linux or perhaps Mandriva. I've used both commercial (pay) versions of these distributions and I can assure you that they support this out of the box.
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  192. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

    Jack should have some idea how hard it is to support Windows since his column in the Guardian is an advice column telling people how to fix their Windows problems. From time to time people ask him whether or not they should switch to Linux and he always advises them to stick with Windows so it's fair to say he is a bit of an adovocate for Microsoft.

  193. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by xtracto · · Score: 1

    Agreed, and when such company starts to bundle Linux it wont be any of the 100 distros but the 101 that *they* will create based on one of the 100.

    Seriously, the only way a company will provide Linux on its desktops will be if there is a company like Redhat or Linspire backing it. I would really go for Linspire or Xandros, but it will really be a difficult time when the Luser that bought the computer buys his Logitech quickcam for notebooks deluxe and finds that it just does not work after connecting it and that she cant even use it to video-chat with his pals on Messenger or Skype.

    And I imagine the face of such people after they called to the client service and the guy over the phone tells them "Yes ma'am, the problem is not with the Machine, the problem is of Skype"..."Yes ma'am I know your friends can do it with their HPs but...", "No maam no need to be rude, what you have to do is use Ekiga or XXX[insert Linux video chatting software name] to video-chat"... "MMMmmno maam, you will have to tell your friends to use the same program too...okay maam?, ma'am, hello?"

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  194. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by robinvanleeuwen · · Score: 1

    Ubuntu:

    In the panel you go to system,
    then administration
    then network tools.

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  195. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by hszp · · Score: 1

    I changed my monitor, and unfortunately the "new" one did not support refresh frequencies as high as the old one's.
    Linux: Ctrl+Alt+2, vim, lower some values, gdm restart and I was done.
    In windows, it was like three restarts (normal mode, safe mode, change settings, normal mode, no-it-didn't-change, safe mode again, remove-hardware, add-new-hardware, normal mode). Having to do the restarts blindly after each failed setting. (Dont't get me wrong: it wasn't me who told BS to windows, it was the os who thought it knew better and did not.)
    So yes, I do feel kinda "flamey" by just recalling the event and reading your lines.
    (And yes, probably should've RTFM, but just couldn'f find my reading glasses, grandson.)

  196. no linux at the entry level by Micklat · · Score: 1

    Their cheapest desktops and laptops are bundled with vista and 1-year support. No choice of linux there. Those are the models purchased by the masses.

    It's true that costlier models have a linux option, but that's far from a level playing field. The way things stand, if you want a cheap PC from Dell, you pay the MS tax and you get no promise of hardware compatibility from Dell. That does suck.

  197. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by asylumx · · Score: 1

    It's amazing the kind of crappy responses there are to this post... The reason people don't want linux is a combination of the parent's observation and the attitude of the linux users, which is very much evident in the two dozen less-than-positive responses to it.

  198. Command-line in Windows, too by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1
    I was recently debugging a customer's new DSL connection. They'd just received their service kit, and were having trouble getting it working. I called up Verizon tech support to see if there was anything on their end (there were issues, as it turned out), but part of their support process goes:

    1. Please go to Start->Run and type 'cmd'
    2. Please type 'ipconfig' and tell me what it says


    Obviously, I'd already done that before even calling, but I was a little surprised that command lines were part of the standard troubleshooting procedure in Windows. I've been Linux-only for years now, and from all of the "OMG! Windows has a GUI! Linux must eliminate the command line!" stuff I hear on this forum, I guess I'd assumed that there would be no need for such an "antiquated" interface.

    Maybe asking someone to type something and read the results isn't so complicated after all -- even for "illiterate" grandmothers (who probably had a better education than today's kids). If it is, I wonder how Verizon copes when "grandmothers" call? [/shockhorror]
  199. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by MMC+Monster · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Mainstream users don't open up their computers. They take them to their friends or to a shop to have them done.

    If people start taking their Linux PCs to shops to have them fixed, the "experts" will learn how to deal with linux.

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  200. Harder and harder? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 0

    Gee, all thos 2 and 3 years olds come also with Windows pre-installed by default?

    And please, do recommend your ISP and firewall/AV providers that use no jargon, no pup ups, all hassle free.

    The obvious proof that it is difficult to set up a secure windows machine is the millions of Windows zombies on the net. If things were as rosy as you claim, we would not have this problem.

    But lets keep extrapolating from anecdotes.

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    1. Re:Harder and harder? by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The obvious proof that it is difficult to set up a secure windows machine is the millions of Windows zombies on the net. If things were as rosy as you claim, we would not have this problem.

      I'm not too sure your conclusion nesseceraily follows from your evidence. It could be easy to set up a secure Windows machine, but people might still not do it, for all kinds of reasons. Perhaps they are ignorant of the dangers posed, perhaps they just can't be bothered (I think ignorance is the most likely, by the way).

      All I ever did to secure my windows machines was install Zone Alarm. It has a lovely, brightly coloured, non intimidating installation dialog, lets you choose your experience level, uses a minimum of jargon and automatically configures itself to allow standard stuff through (IE, Firefox, etc). It's as simple as anything I have ever installed.

      In any case, any windows PC you buy nowadays ships with SP2, and will have a firewall turned on by default. Really, most malware is installed by end users intentionally, although not knowingly, when they download and install toolbars, smilies, P2P clients and the like. It is virtually impossible for the OS to protect the end user from this sort of thing, and Linux is no different in this regard.

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    2. Re:Harder and harder? by swillden · · Score: 1

      It could be easy to set up a secure Windows machine, but people might still not do it, for all kinds of reasons. Perhaps they are ignorant of the dangers posed, perhaps they just can't be bothered (I think ignorance is the most likely, by the way).

      All I ever did to secure my windows machines was install Zone Alarm.

      How do you know how hard it is to set up a secure Windows machine if you've never actually done it?

      Having a software firewall does not make your machine secure. It helps, sure, but it's just the first step.

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    3. Re:Harder and harder? by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 1

      Well, I never had any sort of problem with any kind of malware (virus, worm, whatever) in the whole time I was using Windows. Perhaps you could explain what else I needed to do ?

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    4. Re:Harder and harder? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Well, I never had any sort of problem with any kind of malware (virus, worm, whatever) in the whole time I was using Windows. Perhaps you could explain what else I needed to do ?

      You'd need someone who is more expert at Windows than I am, but antivirus software, disabling Windows Scripting, and doing something about ActiveX, as well as keeping up to date on the patches are all things I hear others talking about. Oh, and spyware/adware cleanup tools, too.

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    5. Re:Harder and harder? by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 1

      but antivirus software

      12 years using windows. Never used any form of AV software. Number of viruses infections in that time? Zero.

      doing something about ActiveX,

      The dangerous bits of ActiveX are either set to display a prompt or are turned off by default since SP2 ( or possibly earlier, I'm not too sure on that one. I only switched to XP after SP2).

      keeping up to date on the patches

      If I'm doing a new XP install, I apply one patch, SP2. Then I turn off automatic updates, and, as I keep saying, I've never had a problem. Although if you want the updates, Windows is set to automatically check for updates and alert you when new ones are available. Very similar to Ubuntu, if you've used that.

      spyware/adware cleanup tools

      Never used them. As I've said elsewhere in this discussion, most of that stuff is installed by the end user, on purpose. No OS can protect the end user from themselves. Well, unless you think Treacherous Computing is a good idea. I don't.

      I do get the impression that you don't have a ton of recent experience with XP. Good for you. I use Linux around 80 percent of the time myself. But really, Windows is not as bad as a lot of Slashbots want you to believe. 95 percent of real world security problems I see with XP could be solved by doing two things: run a firewall, don't install crap.

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    6. Re:Harder and harder? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "most malware is installed by end users intentionally, although not knowingly, when they download and install toolbars, smilies, P2P clients and the like. It is virtually impossible for the OS to protect the end user from this sort of thing, and Linux is no different in this regard."

      Oh, really? I guess that explains all the popups and viruses I have on my Linux machine that have automatic root access because Linux default installs set up only one user as root...

      Gee, I never knew that SP2 and Windows firewall made Windows PCs impregnable!

      And all my spyware-cleaning clients run P2P software and download viruses deliberately. (I will admit to having had two clients who used Limewire to download a couple MP3's and ended up with totally hosed machines...)

      Moron...

      It is NOT easy to set up a secure Windows machine. It requires at least FOUR antispyware tools, at least one antivirus (maybe two for a second opinion since the first one gives false positives), one firewall (preferably hardware), one antitrojan tool, one browser hijack tool, one rootkit revealer, and a different browser than IE, and several hardening steps requiring turning off services and editing the Registry.

      And that doesn't include the "vulnerability of the week^M^M^M^Mday" patches, either.

      Not to mention that Windows has a firewall only after ten goddamn years of NOT having one.

      Another goddamn Microsoft shill without a clue...

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    7. Re:Harder and harder? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      "most of that stuff is installed by the end user, on purpose."

      Bullshit.

      "12 years using windows. Never used any form of AV software. Number of viruses infections in that time? Zero."

      Bullshit.

      "I only switched to XP after SP2."

      So you used Windows 98 and 2000 for 12 years?

      Bullshit.

      "I use Linux around 80 percent of the time myself"

      Bullshit.

      Sorry, just gave yourself away. EVERY Microsoft shill uses some version of that line: "I really like Linux, BUT..."

      You're a Microsoft shill. You're a liar.

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    8. Re:Harder and harder? by swillden · · Score: 1

      12 years using windows. Never used any form of AV software. Number of viruses infections in that time? Zero.

      Zero that you know of!

      I have a brother-in-law who made the same claim. One day just for fun he installed a virus scanner and it found a crapload of infections. His machine was probably part of multiple botnets.

      I do get the impression that you don't have a ton of recent experience with XP

      My XP experience is limited to cleaning up other peoples crapware-infested machines (I primarily used Windows from 1991 to 2001, but have used Linux as my main platform for work and home since then). I agree that most of it certainly comes from running random crap you find around the net, but I doubt that all of it was from that. Given the huge number of IE and Outlook exploits that are floating around, though, odds are good that there were some remote infections there as well.

      95 percent of real world security problems I see with XP could be solved by doing two things: run a firewall, don't install crap.

      In addition to the fact that you're leaving yourself open to the other 5% of problems, note that you're advocating securing the user, rather than the system. That's fine, when you're dealing with users that you can train effectively, but it's not a practical approach in general.

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    9. Re:Harder and harder? by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 1

      Oh, really? I guess that explains all the popups and viruses I have on my Linux machine that have automatic root access because Linux default installs set up only one user as root...

      Where, exactly, did I say that Windows was as secure as Linux, and that linux has as big a virus problem as windows? What I said was that most malware is installed purposefully by end users. It is virtually impossible to protect end users from damaging their own systems, and Linux is no better at this than Windows (I'll grant that by default you need to enter your root password to do so on Linux, but that is true of windows now vista is out).

      Now, try answering a question for me. I'd answer it myself, but I'm a moron apparently. If write a program called "Nude Celeb Viewer", and you download the .deb from my website, install it by double clicking on it and typing in your root password, what does Linux do to protect you from my malware?

      The reason this is relevant is because that's how most malware gets installed. Admittedly, XP and earlier skip the root password part, but that's been dealt with now by Vista.

      It is NOT easy to set up a secure Windows machine. It requires at least FOUR antispyware tools, at least one antivirus (maybe two for a second opinion since the first one gives false positives), one firewall (preferably hardware), one antitrojan tool, one browser hijack tool, one rootkit revealer, and a different browser than IE, and several hardening steps requiring turning off services and editing the Registry

      And yet, I've been using windows for 12 years, have never done any of those things beyond running a firewall, and have had zero problems. How do you explain that? Oh that's right, I'm a lying moron.

      Another goddamn Microsoft shill without a clue...

      "Moron", "Godddamn Shill". You're a class act, you really are. What makes me a shill, by the way? Do you have some evidence I'm being paid to say this, or do you just think that you are so obviously correct that no one could ever disagree with you except those paid to do so? I call people like that zealots.

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    10. Re:Harder and harder? by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 1

      Zero that you know of!

      I'll concede that point, but I would be happy enough to put a hundred pound bet on that any virus scan of one of my windows machines would not find any virus'.

      My XP experience is limited to cleaning up other peoples crapware-infested machines

      That's mainly my experience with XP as well, outside of work.

      Given the huge number of IE and Outlook exploits that are floating around, though, odds are good that there were some remote infections there as well.

      You're probably right, although IE is certainly a lot better than it used to be. As I said earlier, most of the active X horrors are disabled now, or at least require user conformation. Outlook is another matter, and I personally recommend people use a web based e-mail service. To be fair though, outlook is not windows, and more and more home users are using web mail now anyway. Besides, all mail clients seem to have their share of flaws.

      in addition to the fact that you're leaving yourself open to the other 5% of problems, note that you're advocating securing the user, rather than the system. That's fine, when you're dealing with users that you can train effectively, but it's not a practical approach in general.

      Again, I agree with you, but I don't think you can secure the system. I'm typing this on an Ubuntu system. If you write a program, I download the deb and install it, and your program asks for my root password and I type it in, You can do pretty much anything you want with my system. Now the only difference in this scenario between Linux and XP is that Linux asks for the password before I install anything. That's good practice, to be sure, but it still can't protect me from myself. Besides, Vista does this too. I actually had some lunatic tell me the other day that the obvious solution was for MS to set up repositories and only allow windows to install software from there. Can you imagine the lawsuits?

      Ultimately, I can't think of a model that allows users to control their systems and still protects them from malware, adware, spyware, and any other $ware you care to mention. Linux certainly doesn't.

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    11. Re:Harder and harder? by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 1

      So you used Windows 98 and 2000 for 12 years?

      No, there was this thing called windows 95. Perhaps you've heard of it? Mind you, you come across as being about 12 years old yourself, so perhaps you haven't. I still use windows 2000 on one of my machines, by the way.

      "I use Linux around 80 percent of the time myself"

      Bullshit.


      Painful for you to believe, I know, but it's true. I'm typing this on Ubuntu Edgy.

      You're a Microsoft shill. You're a liar.

      You're the second person to accuse me of that in this discussion. I'm curious, perhaps someone else reading this could help me out, how does one become an MS shill? Is there an online application form or something? Because really, if someone wants to pay me for doing this, I'm in. Actually, someone already is, since I'm typing this at work, but I don't work for Microsoft.

      Bullshit.

      I can tell you were on the debating team at school. Truly you have exposed the fragility and incoherence of my position with your brilliantly reasoned and incisive logic.

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    12. Re:Harder and harder? by swillden · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, I can't think of a model that allows users to control their systems and still protects them from malware, adware, spyware, and any other $ware you care to mention. Linux certainly doesn't.

      There is one and, believe it or not, it's the ideas behind what MS called Palladium. If implemented correctly, it would be easy to isolate each application in its own virtual machine, giving it an environment that wouldn't allow it to do anything bad.

      The idea is to use the virtualization technology that Intel and AMD have added in their latest processors (at Microsoft's request!). Using the VT stuff, you can boot one OS, then after that's up and running start a hypervisor and slide it underneath the running OS, so the main OS continues executing inside a virtual machine. Then when you fire up a web browser, you can have the hypervisor create a new VM for it, start a very minimal and highly secure OS, map in just the system components it needs (libraries and such), and have the hypervisor "export" its display for the main OS to put in a window. And all of this can even be done pretty efficiently.

      Any files that jailed apps create would disappear with the VM (unless other arrangements were specifically made) and the system libraries that are mapped in would be configured as copy-on-write, so that modifications would die with the VM.

      To Microsoft's ideas, I'd add some of the ideas from the OLPC "Bitfrost" security model. Effectively, it allows each VM to see only the files that the user specificially authorizes it to see, and does so in a way which is transparent to the user and very easy to use.

      Of course, the downside of all of this is that if the company making all of the software wants to, they can write apps that run in VMs so that the user cannot modify or debug any of the code that runs in them. Add a VT-aware TPM that can attest the state of the VM and bind keys to that state and you have a perfect solution for DRM that cannot be cracked through software means (hardware hacking is still an option).

      Getting back to the question of securing Windows vs. securing Linux, I certainly agree that Linux isn't inherently much more resistant to malware infection by user action, but there are a couple of characteristics of Linux systems that make a difference.

      The first is the fact that most Linux software is installed via the central repository model, and it's relatively easy to convince users that they shouldn't trust software that wants to be installed in any other way -- especially since the central repository contains pretty much everything they're ever need. Even stronger, if you want to it's easy to arrange it so that users can't install software any other way. My kids, for example, have sudo privileges to run synaptic, but they can't run dpkg.

      Obviously that doesn't work for Windows with Microsoft being the controller of the repository, but it works perfectly well for open source. Actually, even in the case of Windows I could see the model being used, especially if a few repository "aggregators" popped up who just acted as trustworthy distributors/sellers. But that's not the way it works, and I don't think it's going to happen any time soon.

      The second is the fact that Linux is harder to write malware for -- this is the beneficial flip side of the "many distros" problem that vendors of commercial Linux software face. Of coure, if one Linux flavor really takes over, or the ongoing standardization efforts make significant progress, this "advantage" will disappear.

      Of course, the real reason Linux isn't a malware target at present is that Windows is a much *better* target. From the perspective of a malware author, it makes more sense to put X hours of effort into improving your malware's ability to infect Windows machines than it does to put the same hours into grabbing some fraction of a fraction of the already-small Linux "market".

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    13. Re:Harder and harder? by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 1

      The second is the fact that Linux is harder to write malware for -- this is the beneficial flip side of the "many distros" problem that vendors of commercial Linux software face. Of coure, if one Linux flavor really takes over, or the ongoing standardization efforts make significant progress, this "advantage" will disappear.

      Of course, the real reason Linux isn't a malware target at present is that Windows is a much *better* target. From the perspective of a malware author, it makes more sense to put X hours of effort into improving your malware's ability to infect Windows machines than it does to put the same hours into grabbing some fraction of a fraction of the already-small Linux "market".


      Well, we appear to have reached something at least approaching agreement, and I don't really have much to add, but I had to smile when I saw this. I agree completely with both points, but I've never dared voice them in a Slashdot discussion. This is due to the fact that there is simply no faster way to attract a dozen responses calling you an MS astroturfer than to put forward the "Linux would have more malware if it had a higher market share" argument. Mind you, I've been told MS are paying me twice already today.

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    14. Re:Harder and harder? by swillden · · Score: 1

      This is due to the fact that there is simply no faster way to attract a dozen responses calling you an MS astroturfer than to put forward the "Linux would have more malware if it had a higher market share" argument.

      Well, I'm not going to try to defend slashdot groupthink (heck, I understand and like Trusted Computing, definitely not a popular opinion here), but I've been known to call people astroturfers for that as well, because they typically state it as "If Linux had the market share Windows has, it would have just as much malware" and definitely don't believe that is true. Linux *is* basically more secure against malware that isn't deliberately installed by users, and the way in which software is installed on Linux tends to reduce the likelihood of user-installed malware as well.

      My point was that if Linux was bigger it would be a target for malware, whereas now it's not. I wasn't saying that malware would be very successful on Linux.

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    15. Re:Harder and harder? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      Glad you admit to being a lying moron.

      MOST malware is installed via ActiveX controls via Internet Explorer. It is not because every one of the adults using Windows is visiting porn sites, prurient individuals like yourself fantasies not withstanding.

      While KIDS might be downloading "Nude Celeb Viewer", most adults are not. Many adults might be doing stupid stuff occasionally, but the various worms that devastated Windows a couple years were the result of Microsoft CRAP software practices, nothing more.

      "Admittedly, XP and earlier skip the root password part"

      No shit.

      You imply that since you managed to run for 12 years with NO protection that therefore Windows users don't need any of that stuff. That is BULLSHIT that no professional in the IT industry can take seriously. It's the mark of a shill that he would even suggest such a thing. Even Microsoft wouldn't make that stupid a statement.

      You're a shill whether you're actually paid by Microsoft or not. If you make your living on Windows and have some stupid emotional attachment to this crap and feel you have to defend it at every opportunity regardless of the facts, you're a shill.

      I criticize Linux frequently for its failings - specifically, the failings of the distros in testing and various design decisions. I don't try to excuse its limitations. I've repeatedly said the following:

      Windows is CRAP.

      Linux is ALSO CRAP.

      BUT...Linux is FREE crap.

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    16. Re:Harder and harder? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


      Smart remarks don't change the fact that you're a liar and a shill.

      You get your jollies off bullshitting people about Windows and attacking Linux. That makes you a shill and a troll.

      I had to go straighten out a client yesterday who had a lousy little power failure. Windows hosed its Registry. How the FUCK do you hose a Registry from a simple power failure with no damage to the machine in any other respect? What do Microsoft programmers do - say, "Oh, gee, lost power, I guess I should write crap to the Registry now before my process dies?"

      You NEVER see Linux screw up like that. The worst that can happen is that a Linux program has a lock file open which isn't removed when an application dies, and the programmer was too dumb to check for the same running process on startup to remove the lock file.

      No. Instead Windows manages to boot to the Welcome screen and then shows NO accounts to login with! Brilliant! And NOTHING fixes that - not even a fucking REPAIR INSTALL AFTER a System Restore to an earlier day! Not only that, if you boot to Safe Mode - the one place where you'd like to run the goddamn System File Check, you CAN'T run SFC from Safe Mode without getting a braindead error message that says the RPC Server is not available WHEN SAID RPC SERVER IS RUNNING!

      No way you can hose Linux THAT badly from a simple power failure.

      Windows is TOTAL SHIT. And anybody who supports this TOTAL SHIT IS a TOTAL SHIT.

      Am I getting through to you, moron?

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  201. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by phooka.de · · Score: 1
    Let me show you how to get Nvidia Gfx drivers working on Ubuntu..

    * Open xorg.conf in text editor

    * Go to google to find out what to do.

    * Go to some forum to find out what to look for at google.

    * Wait half a day.

    * find a basic texteditor. Someone points you to vim.

    * Change "nv" to "nvidia"

    * find out how to handle vim.

    * Save and reboot

    Sooo hard?

    Yes, so bloody hard. Much harder than you or I can imagine.

    Also Ubuntu automatically updates your graphics drivers so you never have to keep tabs on if your using the latest drivers.

    Oh wow, let's all hail Ubuntu for requiring this only once.

    Oh well, there goes what little carma's left.

  202. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by vhogemann · · Score: 1

    Agreed,

    What bugs me most, is that I can't change settings and apply them without having to restart my whole session! And configuring a second monitor on my laptop involve so much tinkering that I gave up... Windows got those right a long time ago :-(

    Xorg was a huge step in the right direction, but there are lots of usability issues that remain to be fixed.

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  203. You are not an administrator. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 0

    Windows Sys Admins have to constatnly fiddle with the abomination that the registry is.

    All this idiocy about mainstream is disingineous anyway. People that were unfamiliar with computers have put up with worst in the times of MSDOS or W95-W98.

    To pretend that people are somehow dumber now just to make a cheap point about Linux lack of "user friendlieness" (like if clicking buttons with arcane messages was user friendly, o I see, nice theme and eye candy all around) is frankly preposterous.

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    1. Re:You are not an administrator. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only the bad ones or the ones from ancient times or ones that use crappy software from the mid 1990s. Any sysadmin who talks about 'registry is teh abombidination' and 'editing the registry' immediately gets points off, in my book.

    2. Re:You are not an administrator. by Runefox · · Score: 1

      The registry is still a massive, system-wide collection of configuration data which under normal circumstances would be OK; However, if damaged or misconfigured, the corrupted registry causes the entire system to become inoperable. A much better scheme would be to have configs for each installed program link to the registry, so rather than tossing all your eggs in the same basket, you have your eggs all over the place and the Registry is simply a central hub. The way it is now, again, if it dies, so does your system. That's an abominable in my books.

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    3. Re:You are not an administrator. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft tells you to edit the registry - quite often, in fact.
      If you're not reading their technet bulletins, I don't think that makes you a better Windows administrator, sorry.

  204. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Angstroem · · Score: 1

    No exceptions, no "most of the time" situation, no "power users only" weasel words. Config files and command lines are OK for developers, but not for mainstream users -- end of story.
    Which is why DOS and Windows became so utterly popular. Where other platforms already offered plug'n'play (called e.g. "AutoConfig") and had full graphical system administration, the DOS and Windows crowds still competed on the smallest, but most complete CONFIG.SYS and AUTOEXEC.BAT resulting in the least memory pre-occupation in the oh-so-precious 640kB memory space.

    Read my lips: mainstream users don't care about easy configurability. As long as basic tasks like adding/removing USB devices works out of the box, that's all they care for.

    For anything else mainstream users then and now let their "power user friends" do the administration for them.
  205. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by LingNoi · · Score: 1

    Why the hell are you using vim when you can use a notepad alternative editor like gedit?

    Nice attempt at trying to make it sound harder then it is but you fail miserably.

    Oh wow, let's all hail Ubuntu for requiring this only once.

    Unlike windows that makes you go and download/install drivers from the website again and again and again and again...

    Yeah because a one click upgrade isn't worth mentioning..

  206. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Elsan · · Score: 1

    [...] I speak the truth.
    So do I! What a coincidence!

    To think of it, everyone does! WOW!
  207. Bullshit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MS screwed up big time and was releasing fixes for corporate users as late as Friday, specially for Outlook issues.

  208. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by advocate_one · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Grandpa here is fifty... and has been using computers since 1975, Linux since 1999. Grandpa here was programming in Fortran using punched card stacks when he was in Uni back in 1975. Some of us grandparents have far more experience that you. Some of us grandparents are still programming. I'm a systems analyst... I write the req specs for the codemonkeys to code up...

    My father is 76, he was programming back in 1965 on the BMEWS systems

    Just because some of you have ignoramusses for parents and grandparents does not mean all parents and grandparents are clueless when it comes to IT...

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  209. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mormop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "You cannot honestly think the level of Windows support necessary for the average computer user is ANYWHERE near comparable to the level of support that would be necessary for Linux, can you?"

    Yes, I support both.

    "The first time a technician has to explain to grandma how to manually edit a .conf file is the last time anyone in that person's sphere of influence would ever buy from that company. Linux is simply not ready to be a widespread desktop OS."

    Well, I've built Linux boxes for people and installed and configured it on laptops. By the time I've finished setting it it up on a machine, it's in the same state that a pre-installed setup would be if you bought it from Dell or whoever and you know what; I've never had to tell grandma how to edit a .conf file because the people I've set the machine up for aren't doing things that require you to edit .conf files. They do things things like pick OpenOfiice writer from the start menu when they want to write a document, when they plug their digital camera in up pops digikam so they don't have to find the camera program. Plugging in a memory stick automatically pops up a file manager window and on the whole things just work. Firefox for the web and kmail/evolution/thunderbird for email and most grandmas sorted.

    Even if you did want the option of giving newbs the tool to edit .conf files you could stick a button on the desktop that pops up a box asking what file do you want to edit so that a technician can then say open file x....0, "hold down ctrl and f, find this line in and hit enter, now where it says parameter=1, change that to a 0 and then click file and save. Is that really any different to saying click start, run, type regedit, hit enter, click on hkey_local_machine an hit ctrl and f, put parameter in the search box and hit enter, when you find parameter in such and such a section, right click on it and change dword value, and then change the 1 to a nought. Actually, having read that back, the Linux side sounds a bloody sight simpler, and yes, I have had mainly virus checker companies running me through the registry when someone's phoned me up because an update screwed their AV software.

    And their lies the nub. Supporting Linux will only be a pain in cases where people make a special effort to screw it up, something that doesn't tend to happen unless people log in as root. Grandma will probably not have problems because gramdma's going to follow the instructions in the Kmail setup wizard rather than set it up by open up $HOME/.kde/share/apps and editing kmail's .conf files directly. No doubt if Dell or HP standardised on a particular distro, e.g. Ubuntu, a community wiould spring up providing additional software tailored to Dell's Ubuntu install with a convinient link to a repository so that Grandma can use synaptic to install stuff.

    If anything has held desktop Linux back it's the lack of commercial apps, Autocad, Adobe stuff etc. Once a demand for these is detected the availabilty of one should feed the other.

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  210. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by MrHanky · · Score: 1

    You'd imagine that Dell would take care of that problem when selling pre-installed Linux boxes. It's not like it's a difficult problem to solve.

  211. Make clear which devices are supported! by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Dell or any other manufacturer loses nothing by sending people to a website with supported printers, mice or any other devices.

    The lack of competition in the OS arena has meant we have been conditioned to think that all hardware work with all OSes (this hasn't never really been true, as people with older hardware can painfuly testify when they try to connect it to newer version fo Windows or people with new hardware fail to find drivers for older versions of Windows).

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  212. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, now I get it. I'm only 6'5", 100Kg and have 25% body fat. That must be why I feel so insecure on the internets.

  213. You only get flamed for FUD by textureglitch · · Score: 1

    First of all, what is this assumption that grandma cannot use a command line?
    Just because no one in their right minds would use the Windows command line for anything doesn't give Windows users any right to say that the shells on Linux systems are just as brain damaged.

    If I can tell granny to "click the funny thing with the blue E on it, then click in the address field, then type www.google.com", I can bloody well tell her to type 'apt-get install nvidia' in a command window. The command line in Linux is no longer a scary full screen experience reminiscent of War Games and other hacker movies. It is a managable little window, indistinguishable from Notepad to any novice user.
    But that's beside the point.

    Both nvidia and ATI distribute GUI installers with their drivers. There's even 3rd party projects like ENVY for Ubuntu that'll detect your hardware and let you download, configure and install the appropriate packages. All within the comfort of a GUI.

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  214. freedomdrive.org uberinstaller idea would help by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    see http://freedomdrive.org/ to dodge the choice for a distro a bit.
    Feel free to use the ideas there.
    If you start a business doing that you can also get my .com

    Vista needs (somewhat) heavier machines, so makes Dell more money.

  215. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by zootm · · Score: 1

    These are examples of things that you should never have to do unless you're a system administrator; how is this relevant?

  216. freeDOS anyone? by Chris+Snook · · Score: 1

    HP sells laptops with freeDOS. Presumably everyone who purchases one of these ends up installing something else, as the intersection of the set of freeDOS users and the set of new laptop users is basically empty. All I want is a laptop without the Windows tax. With freeDOS, they can run minimal hardware diagnostics (from a bootable floppy, even) to determine if the hardware needs servicing, and leave me to mess with the software on my own.

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  217. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by nietsch · · Score: 1

    Bzzt, wrong answer!
    You have a very short fuse don't you?
    Bzzt, wrong answer!
    Why don't you talk about it with your therapist?
    Bzzt, wrong answer!
    So how many times did you actually beat someone to a bloody pulp?
    Bzzt, wrong answer!
    Well I'm so sorry I stepped on your uebersensitive EGO-dick.
    Bzzt, wrong answer!

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  218. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by jaweekes · · Score: 1

    It costs a whole lot less to support one operating system compared to two. It doesn't really matter what the two OS's are, all that matters is that they will have to have 2 support teams instead of one, and thus 2 internal training systems, 2 different call groups, etc.

  219. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by nahdude812 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's not exactly in your face as far as visibility, but you can avoid editing xorg.conf at all in Ubuntu by going into Synaptic Package Manager and choosing to configure Xserver-Xorg. It will walk you through a wizard and let you choose several paths based on how advanced you want to get. You can get down to authoring mode lines in it if you want to get that incredibly technical. But you can also easily specify which resolutions and color depths your monitor is capable of if it doesn't detect them automatically.

    If you're stuck at a command line and can't run Synaptic, then you can also accomplish the same task with an ncurses (text-mode gui) based interface to the same wizard with:
    dpkg-reconfigure xserver-xorg

  220. Actually, that is done "right" by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, that is done "right", or at least that's what everyone else does. See, tech support has at least two levels, and the reasons will be obvious:

    1. Level 2 support. These are the guys who know their shit, are typically engineers, they know the product thoroughly, and are paid accordingly. They're expensive. From the caller's point of view, sure, you'd want to only deal with these. From the employer's point of view, as I was saying, these guys are expensive. You want to have a few of them, dealing with the truly technical issues, not an army of them dealing with the bulk of the "my coffee cup holder broke" and "where is the 'ANY' key" calls. So you also hire,

    2. Level 1 support. These are the cheapest unskilled monkeys who can read a script and use a telephone. Their job is to deflect most calls and prevent them from reaching the expensive guys. If someone calls with a "I put the modem in the dish washer and now I don't have Internet" case, you want these cheap guys to handle it.

    Sometimes there's a level 3 support too. These are usually the engineers/programmers who made or maintain the product, or close enogh. You _really_ don't want these guys on the phone all day.

    Now whether that is "right", is another issue. From the caller's point of view, it's an irritation, because often you have to deal with guys that are even less clued than you are, and forced to go through an irrelevant script just because the helpdesk guy is _supposed_ to be too stupid to actually figure out any problem without a script. Worse yet, they often have to meet stupid criteria to keep their job, so they may have to be even more irritating than necessary. But, basically, that's how everyone is doing it nowadays.

    In that aspect, whether level 1 in Bangalore or New York is rather irrelevant. As I was saying, these are _not_ supposed to be the experts, they're just supposed to be able to use a phone and read a script. If they were in New York they might not have the indian accent, but otherwise they'd still be the cheapest unskilled people money can buy.

    (And yes, I know there's a whole class of "I'm teh computer genius because I work level 1 helpdesk, you're teh idiot luser" class of posters around. It saddens me to shatter their dreams, but if anyone actually is anywhere near knowledgeable about computers, then they're in the wrong job there. It's not a job for experts, it's a job for cheap disposable monkeys. I sincerely hope they find a job more suited for their qualifications, if they actually are qualified. Most aren't, though.)

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  221. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is utter garbage. I have introduced quite a few people to Linux. Some of them have never put their hands on a computer before. Know what? They picked up Linux just as quickly as they would have picked up on how to use Windows, maybe even faster.

    Some of the other people I have introduced to Linux never figured out how to drag-and-drop or cut-and-paste in 20 years of using Windows. Know what they say about Linux? That if anyone says it's too hard to use they don't know what they are talking about.

    Get it straight that administering a Linux box is far different than using a Linux box. I have my wife using Debian, which everyone says is too hard for the average user. What a laugh. My wife's one of the users that couldn't figure out how to drag-and-drop in Windows and she now uses the computer far more than she used to when we had Windows on our computers. She likes Linux and dislikes Windows.

    Yeah, just think of it. An average user that dislikes Windows and likes Linux.

  222. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Da+Web+Guru · · Score: 1

    If you know *exactly* which file to edit and *exactly* which directive to fix, then yes, it is very easy. However your average user will not have had months/years of experience maintaining a linux box, and will have no clue what to do when they see a command prompt. Nor will they know what to search for in Google when they get some weird error message or failure warning. Your average user will not know that they may already most of the necessary documentation in README files on their computer.

    You have to look at it this way... The average user does not like to read through pages and pages and pages of online forums and FAQs and Wikis. (They probably wouldn't even know which forums to use.) Hell, I don't like doing it, and I am what would be considered a "power user". (I've been using Slackware as my full-time desktop for nearly 5 years, and part-time for several years before that.) At least I have a clue what to look for when fixing and upgrading my linux box. But for new stuff, it can get very annoying. I upgraded to dual LCD displays last year (not too long after I upgraded to a new video card), and had to spend a few days searching for terms like "maximum pixel clock", "TwinView", "nvidia-auto-select", etc. (before setting up dual monitors, I hadn't even heard of those last two xorg directives, much less knew how to use them) before I could get my LCD's to work properly with the correct resolutions and refresh rates over the DVI connections. I don't think that the average user would be able to do something as simple as add a second monitor without giving up immediately.

    Even with the tools that come with various distros, it is still an order of magnitude easier to do in Windows, and usually won't require you to reboot and hope that you didn't break your xorg.conf with some obscure typo or misdetected refresh rate (I had that a lot too).

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  223. Anyone really think about the return for Dell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Other than the load of newbie thinking about why Dell must bow to Microsoft, has anyone really thought about the profit return for Dell on doing any of this? Not 'hey you'll make money!' but actually thought through the economics? Try to. Really do. I use to work for Dell in a group that did just this. Sorry folks, Microsoft has a much better volume economic story for Dell that generates big money for both (this is called a win/win). Linux doesn't work this way. Now... get back to your gentoo update

  224. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Alioth · · Score: 1

    By your standards, Windows and Mac OS X are not mainstream friendly, either. There's things that can only be done in Windows on the command line, and things on the Mac that can only be done on the command line, too. There are plenty of things on Windows you have to do via regedit as well - which is tantamount to editing a text file.

  225. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Me, and I think many other Linux/BSD users, would be happy already if you just could buy a (Dell) PC without having to also buy a full windows license. At least in Belgium, it's not possible and it adds 100-300 euro to the price, which sucks. I think generally people who will use linux are smart enough to also install and configure it.

  226. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by zootm · · Score: 1

    Too hard, still(bear in mind that you need to open xorg.conf in a sudo'd text editor, which is more complex). And there's absolutely no reason that the process can't be automated. I'm sure I managed to set up my ATI card using a script (which I could double-click; I was seeing how easy it was to get everything set up without the command line) though. Very close now. And apparently the upcoming versions of Xorg will be able to do away with xorg.conf pretty much entirely. That's the ideal.

  227. Sometimes it's just perceptions though by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it's just perceptions though. A lot of distros _do_ have GUI tools to configure everything, including graphics cards. E.g., SuSE, which is what I'm using, had YAST for ages. I know it had it in '99, when I discovered SuSE.

    IMHO the biggest problem in the way of Linux getting mainstream support are... the Linux zealots. Most distros actually are fairly mainstream-friendly, it's the zealots who aren't, and in some cases would rather cut an arm off than be seen using anything but the command line and vi. The command line is macho, while even knowing that a GUI config tool exists is bad for your street cred. If you ask one to show you how to configure even trivial things like your internet connection (again, GUI tools for that existed since the '90s), the local nerd will reach for vi, quickly type something that might as well be runes, close it before you can even see which file and what setting that was, then tell you it's easy. That is, if you're lucky. If you aren't, you're also getting a rant about how GUI's and "point-and-drool" interfaces are for lusers.

    Briefly, it's a matter of perceptions, and sad to say a lot of Linux advocates just give the wrong impression there. They make it look more command-line-based than it really is nowadays.

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  228. Drop the idiotic command line nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Frankly stop it. It is a non fucking issue.

    If you think people are so idiotic as to been unable to open a graphic text editor to edit a file, I think you have to evaluate what are the problems of the people you relate with.

    Yes, a fucking graphic text editor. Some of you are fixated in a disturbing way to the concept of a command line.

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    1. Re:Drop the idiotic command line nonsense. by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      You can't open Hosts with a graphical text editor because it requires Root. You can if you activate the Root account first, but doing so is just as complex as editing Hosts with a command-line editor, so you don't really gain any headway there.

      Nice try, though.

  229. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by zootm · · Score: 1

    Users shouldn't ever have to edit the registry; I've never had to other than to fix problems I've caused myself. And as for installing drivers, most of the time the drivers are pre-installed; and when one obtains new hardware, the drivers come on a disk with the hardware with a graphical installer. It's not perfect, but it's not especially bad.

    Worth noting that I recently decided to see how much I could get done in Ubuntu without the command line, and the answer was "pretty much everything"; with the help of a script from the forums (obviously not perfect) which I could easily click to install my graphics drivers it was all basically flawless, including installing utorrent and Steam through Wine.

  230. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by zootm · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but how many home users actually need to edit their hosts file, or their routing table? Or, for that matter, anything within the registry? I've never had to do any of these things for a desktop Windows install, despite the fact that I know how to. These are system administrator tasks, and at that point using the command-line is fine because the user can be expected have some understanding of these concepts already. These tasks and those that Linux distributions are (often wrongly) accused of forcing the user to use the command-line for are profoundly different; it's a ludicrous analogy.

    What would be more useful would be to point out that in some distributions (obviously those which are geared towards user-friendliness, which seems the only fair comparison for "desktop" use), the "edit a text config file" and "use the command line" commandments are being met. The eagerness of people to dig on Windows for invalid reasons instead of defending Linux distributions which are perfectly capable of standing on their own merits bewilders me.

  231. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually power users is a fine exception. Mainstream users are not power users, even if a select set of geek-wannabes like to label themselves as power users as some act of machismo. It's perfectly fine for Power Users to type the once-in-a-blue-moon or perhaps edit a text file.

    Even on Windows I've had to do this. On a Mac, it's wonderful to be able to get something done this way.

    I wouldn't go so far as to classify myself as a Power User, but I guess I am getting there. Yesterday, I entered a line command in terminal and edited a config file. Wouldn't you know it? Suddenly I had Beryl on my Ubuntu. And you think Vista looks good? Fuck me running...

  232. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

    The most common user of computers will never need to configure a .conf file, or even know it exists. There are configuration GUI's for that. Windows also has conf files, it doesn't store the configuration in limbo, or something!

  233. RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RTFM = Recruit Technical Friend's Manpower.

  234. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1, Informative

    7. Screen goes into power saving mode
    8. Press ctrl-alt-backspace to kill X (you knew how to do that already, right?)
    9. Pull out your *other* computer (you have one of those, right?) and google for help. Ignore all helpful suggestions to "RTFM n00b".


    I call bullshit.

    1. In no possible situation a graphics card can go into a power-saving mode when you run a wrong driver. You need some ancient ISA graphics card to even make it possible for the wrong driver to TRY to access it -- otherwise PCI IDs won't match, and X will exit with failure.

    2. If X server is running on any modern Linux distro, Ctrl-Alt-Backspace will merely restart it -- it's started from display manager. If X server failed multiple times, display manager gives you an error in text dialog box, and stops trying. You will see a text login prompt.

    3. If X server does not fail, switch to console is Ctrl-Alt-F1.

    4. You can always change display driver to "vesa" and use your graphics card in compatibility mode. As opposed to Windows it won't drop you into 640x480, either.

    And since only a moron or Windows shill wouldn't know that, I recommend you to shut up.
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  235. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    I think the official instructions would be a better comparison. They can be found here.

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  236. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    He's talking about gamer-types who don't know anything more about their systems than the latest "gfx" card reviews tell them.
    I know many gamers online, but none of them are that incompetent.

    The one's who like to play around without understanding what they're doing
    Nothing wrong with that.

    and then like to throw tantrums and blame the OS/driver vendor/guide writer/mom when they screw up.
    Who wouldn't be pissed off when things don't work after you put effort into it?
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  237. Bullshit by nuintari · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit, end users don't RTFM regardless of the OS and they are just as incapable of operating a windows based system, as they are a Linux one. I got news for you, when they can't figure something out, who do they call? Their fucking ISP. Yes folks, when you can't figure out how to operate your scanner, call your ISP, it happens all the time.

    I guess that is what I get for providing English speaking service and almost no hold time. But seriously, what difference would it really make? They'd get about the same number of calls from morons, and I would get the rest.

    Wait, why am I arguing this? I could care less if Dell offers Linux on its PCs. For starters, I could install it if I want, and more importantly, I don't give a flying fuck what anyone else runs, just don't make _me_ run windows. I may not care, but it is still a load of crap, Dell's tech support is crappy on purpose, it encourages them to call me, because I am easier to talk to.

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  238. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    using your standards windows is also not ready, because you need the cmd line for a lot of (advanced) things as well.
    i consider doing anything that is not standard supplied by the distro as 'advanced'.

  239. Dell Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer. There are more than 100 distros, and everybody seems to want a different one -- or the same one with a different desktop, or whatever.

    So brand Debian as Dell Linux and flip a coin for KDE or Gnome. Only offer support for Dell Linux and do software updates through their own respository.

  240. There are cases where I can see the authors point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I work we manage thousands of desktop pcs, servers and other infrastructure for our customers. When a support call comes in, metrics come into account. If metrics are not met, we lose money.

    With that said, one should consider that customers will want different functionality based upon their job function. Some might need OpenOffice, Crossover w/ Exchange, a browser (IE or Firefox) and a few other tools. Others may want c compilers, java compilers or other development frameworks. In order to support a large number of pc's and still maintain support metrics, all parties must agree to what parts are supported which is alot more complex than you may think. Luckily I only get called in when they want a new load developed and tested, otherwise I go back to managing/building linux servers and other infrastructure.

    Imagine getting a priority support ticket with a 1 hour metric for a solution and it goes something like:

    "I compiled [program] using [list of devel rpm packages] with the following configure switches [ list ]. I get this cryptic error. I need a solution."

    I doubt the metric will be met.

    So in order to support a distro the vendor must decide on one, then decide on the default supported configuration set and hope that enough customers will go for it. With so many Linux options though, finding a solution that will bring customers to you while providing a return on investment is not as easy as it sounds when moving from 'mom-and-pop' support to tens of thousands.

    What Dell may want to do (maybe they have and I missed it) is not list any distros at all. Instead create a table grouped by OS functions. In each group list out options Dell feels it can support then put in on a web-page and ask their customers to select from them (add an 'other' option for items maybe Dell didn't know about and should). Record the data, and pick the most selected from the group.

    For example, what desktop manager should Dell support? Gnome, KDE, other?
    What VM solution? What Office-Like system? (OO.org or a mixed set of individual apps?).
    etc. etc.

    Anyhow I can understand the challenge. If Dell wants to compete on the emerging linux desktop market, it will need to come up with a solution that Dell feels is supportable and customers will buy or lose-out.

  241. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by baileydau · · Score: 1

    but how many home users actually need to edit their hosts file, or their routing table? Or, for that matter, anything within the registry?

    Well, trouble shooting your networking problems often includes looking at your routing table. For a home user, this may be under instruction from their ISP, but they will still have to do it from time to time. Pinging somewhere is also a common diagnostic tool.

    Many recommended fixes to Windows problems include editing the registry. Have a look through the MS Knowledge base some time.

    I firmly believe that Linux is quite user friendly, for virtually everything I have the option of editing the config file by hand or some form of configuration tool. The best thing is it is my choice which one I use, and I can switch between methods at will.

    However I did object to the previous post claiming that to be considered user friendly Linux could not use the command line or edit config files, whilst Windows could , as well as require users to edit the registry from time to time.

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  242. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by hb253 · · Score: 1

    I see you were visited by the moron modder. Flamebait? I wish I had mod points to fix this one...

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  243. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by fuliginous · · Score: 1

    What's the command line, typing.

    I have to tinker in typing in Windows sometimes with for example adding an environment variable. So your absolute "NEVER EVER" is just too rigid. I might accept it if you said the proverbial grandma never has too, by that meaning that a person who buys a contained unit and uses it for purely mainstream purposes should never have to.

  244. BS by C_Kode · · Score: 1

    "The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer. There are more than 100 distros, and everybody seems to want a different one

    It doesn't matter what everyone wants, you install the most consistent and popular version. (or two if decided upon) While there are lots of great distros (Linux and non-Linux) out there, you would be a fool offer DSL, Gentoo, or even FreeBSD. All three are great and I've use (or have used) them now, but the following for these arn't big enough to make a profit or even break even trying to produce. While Jim enjoys FreeBSD and would buy a Dell Desktop with BDS, Jack who is a FreeBDS fiend wouldn't because he prefers to build his own.

    On the other hand, if you released a Desktop PC with Fedora (or RHEL WS) or even SUSE (spit) you would be more likely to sell them even to users who prefer other distros because if Fedora runs on it, chances are they will be able to get their favorite distro to run on it.

    I think the biggest issue isn't a Desktop with Linux pre-installed as it is knowing Linux will support all the hardware features.

  245. Manual??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's cute. You mentioned "Linux manual" as if there was one for more than half the software and for the half that is documented it isn't done well. No, "this section needs documentation" doesn't count.

  246. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by zootm · · Score: 1

    I'm not certain that playing with a routing table is something that's done often in fixing desktop user's networking problems (I've certainly never had to do it on a desktop system, running any OS), and in any case by the time someone gets to the point of "diagnostics" they probably have help (as you imply) from someone experienced to at least talk them through it anyway.

    But it's this part which I was replying to:

    However I did object to the previous post claiming that to be considered user friendly Linux could not use the command line or edit config files, whilst Windows could , as well as require users to edit the registry from time to time.

    That is not what the post you replied to claimed (although I'm sure it could be inferred), but when they don't even mention Windows I think it's going overboard to start laying into it. Windows is "mainstream-friendly" through a combination of having a friendly interface earlier (which, given the relative commercial pressures on the operating systems, is far from surprising) and because MS is just ubiquitous anyway.

    I think the better response to the post would have been to point out that one genuinely does not require the command line or manual editing of config files, regardless of whether you like editing config files or not. As you point out, for basically anything that can be done in Windows there is a configuration tool available in many Linux distributions.

    I just don't get why people immediately jump to the "but editing config files is easy!" response (there was a few!), or the "but Microsoft/Apple are just as bad!" response (I mean, the implication that free software is aspiring to Microsoft/Apple's standards can be taken as pretty insulting; it should be aiming far beyond), when the fact is that the poster was just unaware of how much progress has been made in Linux distributions recently.

  247. Where to draw the line by orpheum · · Score: 1

    The article asks the question "Where do you draw the line?" How about you draw the line where every other OEM draws the line? I worked for an HP tech support centre and we drew the line at "We only support whatever software and hardware came with the PC at the time of purchase." So if Dell were to preload OpenOffice, Firefox and VLC as some of the main components, then those are pieces of software Dell could support, along with the main core features/software that come with either KDE or Gnome (or Enlightenment if they felt so inclined). To provide support further than that would be to provide far more support than they, HP, Gateway, etc. offer for Windows.

  248. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by fuliginous · · Score: 1

    I suspect the power-saving mode to be the result of an out of range for your monitor setting. The result being after the brief message from the monitor it enters standby because there is no signal.

    So to a relative new comer power saving is apparent. I imagine that happens on Windows too though if you try to go to a setting that your monitor can't cope with. The only difference being I would find it marginally harder (distro dependent) to get past the 15 seconds or so test settings patch without it reverting.

  249. And Windows is bad? by Drakin020 · · Score: 0

    The most obvious [problem] is deciding which version of Linux to offer. There are more than 100 distros

    And people get mad when Vista has multiple versions?

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  250. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by SkyDude · · Score: 1

    If you want Linux to be mainstream-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line. No exceptions, no "most of the time" situation, no "power users only" weasel words. Config files and command lines are OK for developers, but not for mainstream users -- end of story. I'll get flamed for it, but I speak the truth.

    No flames from me, because you've nailed it.

    Those of us involved in the tech world/business sometimes lose sight of the fact that non-tech users are not the least bit interested in what's under the hood. Just like their automobile, they want to sit down, hit the switch and go. Out of 199 million vehicles on the road, how many drivers do work on their own car? I'd guess it to be a tiny fraction.

    I break down users (not techies) into a couple of categories: knowledgeable users who fully understand the apps they use, and how to navigate around the file structure, be it Mac or Windows. In the other camp, there are those who struggle when anything is the least bit out of line - an app that opens is asking to do an update, or Windows is asking to update or some such thing. At that point, their fragile confidence falls apart and their on the phone to the help desk.

    Some Linux distros expect users to be more than just knowledgeable; they must be ready to open the hood and get their hands a little dirty. It's good that GUIs exist to minimize this, but, for all the disdain for anything that comes out of Redmond, MS has tried to make the computer more of an appliance than a tool for tinkerers. Subjectively, most would agree they haven't done that, but they (and Macs) are a lot closer to that goal than any Linux distro is yet.

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  251. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "On my Ubuntu box, I have had to manually edit configuration files to do two things:"

    Counting from zero, are we?

  252. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by LocoMan · · Score: 1

    That is one of the biggest roadblocks of linux adoption here in Venezuela. At least in my case, I don't see linux actually moving into the casual user's desktop until there's a 100% compatible MSN client for it. And yes, I know of GAIM and simmilar, but I mean supporting EVERYTHING MSN does (webcams, animated smileys and the like).

  253. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    On Windows, patches came with the standard Tuesday updates, and all I had to do was accept installation. Ok, for boxes without outbound internet access, I actually had to copy the patches and install them manually, but that was pointy-clicky-done, with no hassle whatsoever.
    You need to manually fix the appointments and things you set in outlook and so on, so not done yet.

    On my Linux boxes, I had to install (which for my Gentoo boxes means recompile) a new version of the timezone-data package (Arthur Olson time zones), then manually copy /usr/share/zoneinfo/America/New_York to /etc/localtime, then also manually copy a zoneinfo file to etc/localtime in the chroot jails for both named and dhcpd, and restart these daemons, as well as ntpd (time server).
    On my linux boxes, I just installed the updates (Mandriva, Debian, Kubuntu, SuSE) -- Might want to use a better distribution.

    I still prefer Linux and Unix, but it's not easier, and I bet many people forgot to update the zoneinfo files manually for chrooted daemons.
    It was easier for me.
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  254. The Linux box that nobody will buy... by trboyden · · Score: 1

    There already is a Linux company that has a Linux box without the Windows tax that has a great big box store nationwide distribution - Linspire. Say what you want about Linspire, but at least they support Open Source.

    The whole Dell sucks because they won't sell Linux based PCs or no O/S PCs complaint is a farce.

    The people complaining about this issue would never buy a Linux based computer, don't pay for software (whether it's free or not) and don't really care about Linux or Open Source in general. So no wonder why Dell has no interest in selling PCs with Linux or no O/S.

    For those who do care, they either build their own PCs and put their flavor of Linux on them, get a new PC from their employer and dual-boot Linux (in which case its their employer paying the Windows tax), or they buy a Linux PC from one of the established Linux PC vendors, of which there are many.

    The question shouldn't be why Dell should sell PCs with Linux, it should be: Why don't Linux users support Open Source by buying Linux based computers through Linux PC vendors? Linux users that are paying the Windows tax are just hurting their own cause and are supporting the enemy.

  255. It's not Dell's problem by thethibs · · Score: 1

    Sorry to disappoint, but Dell's responsibility is to its shareholders and, by extension, its customer base. It has no responsibility to distribute the techno-OS du-jour.

    When the MS account manager wants to meet with Dell, he goes to see Dell.

    When RedHat or someone else goes to see Dell and makes an offer Dell can make a profit with, Dell might make a deal, if they have the time and resources to launch a new product line.

    If they think Dell is being short-sighted, there are other PC builders. I have trouble believing that RedHat, etc. haven't tried to get their products preloaded on somebody's boxes. That none of the mainstream sources include a linux PC is fairly strong evidence that even the people who understand it best are hard-pressed to cobble together an attractive value proposition.

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    1. Re:It's not Dell's problem by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Sorry to disappoint, but Dell's responsibility is to its shareholders and, by extension, its customer base.

      Yes, they do, which is why this is bullshit. You have customers wanting to buy something from you that is going to cost you virtually nothing? Then its your due diligence as a business to do it. If you think support is the issue, I'm sure Red Hat or Suse would be happy to do it for less than the cost of supporting Windows + a copy of Windows.

    2. Re:It's not Dell's problem by thethibs · · Score: 1

      "You have customers wanting to buy something from you..."

      The three guys who want to buy Dell computers with Linux loaded aren't customers--they're prospects. A company that chases every prospect soon goes out of business.

      As to "cost you virtually nothing": the difference in OEM cost between a PC with Windows and a bare PC is about $100 . That wouldn't even cover the incremental cost of advertising to the Linux demo and adding the product numbers to their database.

      If Red Hat or Suse would be willing to spring for support in a way that would be profitable for Dell, they would already have made the offer to Dell. Obviously, they didn't.

      My advice is the same as for open source--if you don't like it, fork it! Become a zillionaire satisfying the pent-up demand for Linux PCs.

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  256. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've been using windows since '95. I have never, ever, had to edit the registry. Additionally, I can only think of one consumer device for which I was unable to locate drivers, which was a particularly old graphics tablet a friend of mine found in his loft a few years back.

    By comparison , I've been using Linux since '99. I have edited more config files than I could hope to count. I had to edit config files on three occasions while setting up the PC I'm typing this on. In addition, I have three consumer devices on this desk that I have been unable to locate drivers for. Actually, one of them I have found drivers for, it just refuses to work, and I gave up trying to figure out why.

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  257. Pretty easy actually by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 1

    I'd venture that a good 75% of people who would buy Linux loaded PCs from Dell already load RedHat or CentOS on them. It's basically the de-facto standard distribution in the "real world" for anyone who values third party software support (this is not an endorsement of RedHat over any other distro, just a recognition that for the market Dell sells rack servers to, it's probably the best mix of "free software" cred and "business suit" job security.)

    So why not RedHat? It seems to make the most sense given where Dell is coming from and who their typical server customer is. Hell, Dell can even add the OS support contract as a line item when you buy the thing, or they could set up their own repositories and support them themselves.

  258. 2nd Alternative - Schofield is a MS Shill (NCF) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a well established shill in fact. Anyway, the original title should not be "Why Dell Won't Offer Linux ..." but "Schofield hopes and believes Dell Won't Offer Linux ...". But why is this news?

  259. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by SnowZero · · Score: 1

    If you don't want to mess with detailed setup, why the hell are you running Slackware? That's like buying a car with a manual transmission and then complaining that you have to switch gears...

  260. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by LingNoi · · Score: 1

    I see your point of view and you are completely correct. There is nothing you have said that is wrong.

    I have also seen the same BS over and over from these "experts" as to why Linux "isn't ready for Desktop". I laugh at them from my Ubuntu Laptop, my first Linux distro with no prior knowledge of Linux before.

    I have been using it for six months now and am very happy with being able to:

    - download everything from one place
    - not having to defrag
    - not having to virus scan
    - not having to download drivers from 5 maybe 6 different websites
    - not having to update all my programs from 20 maybe 30 different websites .. and all the other complicated things you have to do with windows just to keep it running and secure.

    To me that stuff is boring and I want it to just work!

  261. WTF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    WTF, I'm running one right now.

    Dell PrecisionTM open-source n Series1 workstations deliver maximum workstation performance. Smart for businesses with proprietary software images or special Linux needs, these systems are available with factory installed Linux.
    http://www.dell.com/content/products/features.aspx /precn_n?c=us&cs=04&l=en&s=bsd

    I agree it did not come with the 'flavour' that I'd like... took 10 min to solve that.
  262. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by SnowZero · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but with Windows, through all of that you never once needed to edit a scary config file. Wasn't it so much easier that way?

  263. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Nimey · · Score: 1

    Well, umm, you see, Gentoo isn't meant for ordinary users. You chose that distro knowing what you were in for, and now you're paying the price.

    Ubuntu didn't have any problems whatsoever, neither did my Debian 3.1 install. You just chose the wrong distribution.

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  265. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    I agree on the lack of examples in man pages, but I've often found that the command "info (program)" will provide syntax examples when "man (program)" doesn't.

    (the same is true in OSX' terminal BTW...)

    /P

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  266. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    "completely standard Dell" is an oxymoron.

    & you need to do that sort of tweakery for certain combinations of dell pc + dell monitor even with Windows. Hooking up a Dell printer to a Dell pc running Windows can also be more interesting than it should be.

    Actually running this stuff under the "grandmas OS" is a real eye opener actually.

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  267. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by 644bd346996 · · Score: 1

    Hmm... It appears that both Linux and OS X have a graphical utility to do something, but your os, Windows XP, requires you to do that with a command line. If you really don't like the idea of using a command line, I guess Windows just doesn't cut it.

  268. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Winter · · Score: 1

    > Then I had to repeat the whole procedure again, because a new version of timezone-data came out,
    > because of bugs in the first one. Then I had to repeat the whole procedure YET again a third
    > time cause the bugfix release wasn't complete. All in 2007.

    Except that the America/New_York timesone info hasn't changed since mid 2006.....
    Mos of the 2007 tz changes have been DST tweaks for places that didn't decide to do DST until very late (like Bahamas, Pulasky County, Indiana, some places in Canada)

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  269. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by chill · · Score: 1

    Solutions to your scenario.

    "No, ma'am. The Logitech camera is not compatible with your system. I apologize. The [XXX] model is compatible, and Dell offers it for $YY.95. How would you like that shipped?

    Yes, ma'am, you can use it for video chat with your friends on Messenger. You will need the aMSN client, which is available free of charge from Dell's Click-N-Run store. Yes, ma'am, the blue icon on your desktop."

    Similar to what they're going thru with Vista, considering the incompatibilities.

    As for Skype, they can either get off their ass and add video, or Dell could bundle Wengo (http://www.wengophone.com/index.php/homePage) and make it obvious. They could also bundle Skype and simply tell customers it doesn't support video, yet. I'm not sure how popular video chat on Skype is. It only works Skype-to-Skype, not Skype-to-phone and only one-on-one, not in conferences.

    Vista's rollout should give Dell techs a lot of practice saying "I'm sorry, that program doesn't work with ." and "I'm sorry, you will have to upgrade your hardware for that."

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  270. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by arth1 · · Score: 1

    That you "just installed the updates" either means that your system relies on a TZ variable pointing to the repository (which won't work for chroot jails, nor when the repository is temporarily unavailable, like when booting and before mounting /usr/share), or that you only updated the database, but not the active localtime files. Since the package manager can't know which localtime rules you want to use, it can't do it for you without at the very least ask you to choose one. And it can't know where else you might have a chroot jail which needs its own settings file, so those will be left alone.
    Relying on the distro to do it for you without double-checking what really took place is dangerous.

  271. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by arth1 · · Score: 1

    Oh, so the "no exceptions!" clause only applied to Linux, then?

  272. Re:He is right ... you can't work with M$-DELL at by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...except that
    a.) They'd still have to pay technicians to install this free software, and pass the costs on to the consumer because money doesn't just materialize.

    b.) The vast majority of users would go "WTF! This isn't Windows!" because they expect, and even WANT to just see Windows when they boot up. Generally if you know enough about PCs to WANT a different OS, you know how, and probably have experience in setting it up yourself.

  273. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by zootm · · Score: 1

    I think the "no exceptions" clause probably only applied to desktop tasks! I think it's quite unreasonable to expect any OS to entirely forgo the command line (certainly, it's not advisable). You might as well have said "but you can't use the command line without using the command line"; it's not a relevant use-case.

    Personally I think that (desktop) Linux distributions are generally easily usable without the command line these days (I've been experimenting with using my Ubuntu just like this, and I've not run into problems where I wouldn't have found the same problems on OS X or Windows yet), but this immediate rush of people to condemn Windows rather than to defend Linux on its merits seems kinda bitter and unhelpful.

  274. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Ash-Fox · · Score: 1

    TZ variable pointing to the repository
    Yep.

    which won't work for chroot jails
    SuSE enterprise server regenerates chroot jails automatically when you start daemons.

    nor when the repository is temporarily unavailable
    Isn't this the same as when the Windows update server is temporarily unavailable?

    or that you only updated the database
    I got a message the next time I started Kontact (I think this was on the system running SuSE) asking me if I wanted to fix the dates.

    Since the package manager can't know which localtime rules you want to use
    I think Ubuntu did it right with having the option set in debconf. So the package manager knew. Not sure what SuSE or Mandriva does though.

    And it can't know where else you might have a chroot jail which needs its own settings file
    SuSE's chroot jails copy directly things from the main system when the daemons start. This is to make sure the settings are replicated and so any changes that were done through some exploit are undone.

    If you're setting up chroots manually, that entirely depends on how you set it up. It's not distributions fault.

    Relying on the distro to do it for you without double-checking what really took place is dangerous.
    I can look at the source package of the update packages but I can't do that with Microsoft's updates...
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  275. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    Last-minute DST Patches Create Headaches for Exchange Admins (article)

    While Microsoft began releasing software patches that take account of the new, earlier shifts to Daylight Savings Time months ago, panic calls from admins everywhere suggest that businesses may be waiting until the last minute to install them. As a result, an Info-Tech Research Group bulletin this morning describes, Microsoft's technical support personnel only just this week discovered that its various patches for Windows, Exchange Server, Outlook, and other tools should be installed in a precise order, otherwise they may not actually be patching networks. According to an Info-Tech Advisor bulletin begun last Tuesday and updated since, in response to advice from Info-Tech and others, Microsoft updated its DST Knowledgebase bulletin to reflect a more proper order of installation for all the various patches the company has released. However, Info-Tech cautions, the older edition of Microsoft's instructions remain online, and is still being linked to by other documents. As a result, some of the consulting firm's business clients are reporting problems that may have been caused by separate divisions of their companies following two (or more) different sets of instructions.

  276. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by swillden · · Score: 1

    Well, there I went and hit "Submit" because my dog wanted to pee, and I never finished that thought about the guys I know who don't understand how people might have use cars without an automatic transmission or proper fuel injection; what I meant to add to the end of that was "my grandmother knows how to use both of these- so does your grandmother".

    You should check out the new book "Preview Button for Dummies".

    :^)

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  277. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
    That's weird... because all of my Linux and FBSD machines here at work report the same thing they always have:

    (hostname-removed):~ # date
    Mon Mar 12 15:25:24 GMT 2007

    Meh... s'wat I get for working for one of them thar multi-national corporational-type critters what spans multiple timezones.

    (Now Java OTOH... well, that took pushing out a patch; scripted it in less than 10 minutes).

    /P

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  278. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Petersko · · Score: 1

    I've yet to find a Linux help web site where people say "RTFM n00b."

    I've gone through the linux "process" at least seven times in the past. For a while THE source seemed to be the linux usenet news groups. I would search and search and find hundreds of other people with the same problem I was experiencing. I'd find three or four suggestions, none of which worked. And when I finally asked online I found the responses to be downright rude.

    It's better today, with so much support coming from other places, but if you've never heard "RTFM n00b", or some variation thereof, I'm VERY surprised.

    For a long time I really think the greatest barriers to the mass adoption of linux were the shitheads who advocated it.

  279. How about a slashdot poll? by bokmann · · Score: 1

    Slashdot polls are normally pretty useless, especially given the bias of the community - but this is one place it could work on our favor! How about doing the following poll:

    I would consider buying a Dell PC if it came installed with:
    [ ] Red Hat Enterprise Linux
    [ ] Latest Fedora Core
    [ ] Ubuntu
    [ ] (2-3 other popular choices)
    [ ] I don't care, as long as it runs on a stock 2.6.x kernel and comes with
            a disk of all the hardware drivers
    [ ] I wouldn't buy a Dell PC if it came free in a box of fruit loops.

    I don't know if Dell would listen, but this would probably be worth as much as any information they get from market-droids.

  280. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by kenneth_martens · · Score: 1

    If you want Windows to be user-friendly, one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER NEVER NEVER, under any circumstances:
    1. Have to edit the registry (at least config files can have comments explaining what they're about), or
    2. Have to worry about installing drivers for hardware that's been around for years (that's what auto-updates are for).


    My dad has used Windows XP for several years and hasn't edited the Registry or installed hardware drivers. With Windows 98 you have may have a point: when my dad still used Windows 98, I often helped him by tweaking Registry settings. And installing drivers for simple hardware like Flash drives and a wireless NIC almost fubared the whole machine.

    But none of that happens on Windows XP. All the hardware just works. I like Linux as much as the next guy--I haven't used Windows on my home PC in about five years--but it's not productive to criticize Windows for problems with a nine-year-old version that is no longer supported. The biggest problems with Windows 98 were solved in Windows XP.
  281. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by habig · · Score: 1

    Personally, I think Dell should offer Centos support on its servers - they are very widely used in the web hosting industry, and Centos seems to be the most common distro for that. Dell would capture a significant part of its customer base that way.

    Dell does sell pre-installed RHEL on their server class boxes, as well as many of their workstations. Or, you can save some $ and they'll sell you a no-OS box. In which case, you can still download the box-specific RHEL drivers from their support website, which include nice things like BIOS flash utilities which are shell scripts not .exe's.

    Exactly what we want, unless you're buying their consumer desktop stuff. And I can see why they don't offer linux there - the Venn diagram of the most clueless user set they have to support, combined with the hardest OS to support (for such users) is not particularly attractive from Dell's end.

  282. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by cooley · · Score: 1

    Well I would have hit the Preview button, but it was just too hard.

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  283. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by jeremyp · · Score: 1

    Changing a video card is really easy. The steps are:

    Power off the PC
    Take all the cables off
    Open the case
    Remove the card that the monitor used to be plugged into
    Put your new card in the same slot
    Close the case
    Reattach the cables
    Power on the PC

    If in Windows, the card will be detected and the correct drivers installed, or worst case, you'll have to install the drivers off a CD. It's so long since I've bothered setting up a graphics card in Linux that I don't know how easy it is to configure the X server following a hardware change. The last time I did it you still had to worry about dotclock settings and stuff.

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  284. My Vote by neersign · · Score: 1

    I'll admit it's a longshot and might not be mature enough for business desktop use, but I'm voting PC-BSD with it's PBI system.

  285. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Izaak · · Score: 1

    You cannot honestly think the level of Windows support necessary for the average computer user is ANYWHERE near comparable to the level of support that would be necessary for Linux, can you? The first time a technician has to explain to grandma how to manually edit a .conf file is the last time anyone in that person's sphere of influence would ever buy from that company. Linux is simply not ready to be a widespread desktop OS.


    You haven't tried Ubuntu, have you. Its actually easier to use than Windows. I have not found any common admin task that is not accessible via a very friendly pointy-clicky interace, no config file editing necessary. I find the interface actually easier and more user friendly than Windows, and you can't get any more easy than their Add/Remove feature for adding third party software. Lack of popular commercial apps is still a viable complaint for some users, but ease of use arguments just don't hold water anymore.


    And yes, I've set up Ubuntu systems for several very happy computer noobs that wanted desperatly to get off the Widows malware/reinstall/upgrade treadmill. No complaints or support problems so far.

  286. They could at *least* by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1

    offer a buyer the option to *NOT* purchase Windows.

    Of course, most people who are smart enough to realize they don't want Windows (or even recognize the difference between hardware and software, really) probably also recognize that they can build a much better machine at a better or comparable price buying parts locally or from Newegg and also avoid the nonstandard cases, mounting brackets and other crap that Dell puts in their machines.

    So really, getting a maker of cheap consumer-grade proprietary hardware to offer anything other than a cheap consumer-grade proprietary OS with it is probably moot.

  287. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by BBandCMKRNL · · Score: 1

    As someone who uses a PC at work for heavy development (everything from Windows device drivers to large .NET apps and ASP.NET websites) I have never *once* needed to edit the registry, or known anyone else in the office need to...

    Then you're lucky enough to never have needed to apply any of the VS/.NET hot fixes. Last week I had the C# compiler die and request that VS2005 ask me to send an error report to MS. I let it send the error report and got back a link to a hot fix which included editing the registry.

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  288. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by value_added · · Score: 1

    Somewhere along the line everybody was convinced (I blame AOL) that you just couldn't understand how to use a computer unless everything you did was clicking on a picture. Somewhere along the way, society convinced itself that nobody could fucking read.

    Somewhere along that same line, Microsoft clued into this trend and accelerated the trend that spawned generations of clueless computer users. Seems now it's a self-fulfilling and self-replicating prophecy. The irony, of course, is that behind the clicky pictures, things have become so convoluted that few can understand or manage the mess, Microsoft included.

    Now, I'm not advocating a return to the days when computers were a pain in the ass to configure or use. All I'm saying is that (much like people used their car's heat and A/C before it was just "blue seated dudered dude") people tend to be as stupid as society allows them to be, or tells them they are. If Dell support tells your grandma "editing this text file is easy, here you can even cut-and-paste this", then she'll believe it's easy.

    I *would* advocate that very approach, at least to the extent that computer users re-learn what computers are and how they work. Given that most all of us are going to spend the rest of our lives using computers, it seems perfectly appropriate to learn a damn thing or two.

    As for the original "It's not ready for the desktop if I ever have to manually edit a config file", it's worth pointing out two things.

    First, the "manually editing" construct is disingenuous in that it suggests some sort of onerous labour that most folks don't already do on a daily basis in a wordprocessor. I can't recall anyone complaining about "manually editing" a Word file.

    And second, *nix systems are built around the concept of a terminal and files. All the clicking on widgets and pictures doesn't change any of that. And given that typically the results of all that clicking gets written to a file anyway, it should occur to those lamenting the necessity of "manually editing" things that they might skip opening up yet another window to click yet another series of widgets and do it directly. One can come up with hundreds of examples, but compare the following:

    $ echo "nameserver 192.168.1.1" >> /etc/resolv.conf

    Start -> Control Panel -> Network and Dialup Connections -> Local Network -> Properties -> Internet Protocol (TCP/IP) -> Properties -> etc -> 192.168.1.1 -> etc

    The second option is hard to follow without a series of screenshots, isn't it? ;-)

  289. small oem's will benifit who offer linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and when there sales get large enough, dell will hop on the linux bandwagon.

  290. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by loic_2003 · · Score: 1

    I found myself having to recompile my kernel in Ubuntu in order to get a wireless card driver to work. This just isn't acceptable for Joe average who thinks a computer is essentially a magic box which even has a personality and can even take a dislike to certain users.

    It could potentially work at first with an apple-style approach complete with limited hardware availablility to ensure that driver issues weren't a problem. But what about installing applications or new/upgraded hardware? Will we be asking users to log in as root (after enabling it and setting up a password in ubuntu) or SUDO commands in the terminal? Not cool. Already there's a massive problem with users thinking they're unable to do even the most basic maintenance and troublshooting for themselves and calling their neighbour's 15YO son over to fix their busted computer.

    Asking them to bring up a terminal is totally out of the question, and is undeniably part of doing evn some of the more basic functions in a linux environment. "Double-click -> next -> I agree -> next -> Finish" is as complicated as it should get. It sucks, but it's true: people don't want to train as mechanics to be able to drive a car.

  291. it's really silly by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    If they cannot choose which Linux to distribute but they somehow insist on installing an OS (which they shouldn't do in the first place), then why don't they pick a distro, customise and brand it and sell it as their own.

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  292. Well, there's a simple test ... by ubrgeek · · Score: 1

    Salesman: Sir, are you under the impression that a computer comes with a cup holder?
    Customer: Heck yeah! Mine even came out and went back in when I pressed a button!
    Salesman: Sir, can I interest you in a Windows computer?

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  293. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by deanlandolt · · Score: 1

    The only way to have good, high-quality Linux PCs is to have an OEM willing to sell nothing but Linux boxes. Preferably one willing to sell well-designed, high-end computers and laptops with fully compatible hardware and pre-installed, thoroughly tested desktop environments and proprietary format support. Hopefully, packaged with a nice manual and long-term tech support for a particular set of "supported" packages too (Like Canonical does with Ubuntu). Have a look at system76.

    No, I'm not affiliated with them in any way -- I'd never heard of them until about 20 minutes ago in a comment above. Their website's pretty impressive -- as is their product line. They look like the real deal.

    In spite of the dupes, the trolls, the zealotry -- if nothing else, it's this kind of stuff that keeps bringing me back to slashdot.
  294. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    Why do you assume I use Windows?

  295. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    Yeah, you're right, that is a rather inflammatory choice of response on my part.... sorry 'bout that.

    But I still stand by the meat of my post :-)

  296. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    Yes, as a matter of fact. Yes!

    I might be persuaded that editing config files for really really advanced or unusual things might be OK.

    But to get a freaking video card to work? From one of the top makers of video cards?

    No, sorry, that's just unacceptable.

  297. FUD is ignored. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That ONLY applies to Windows 2000. All the rest is either an available dialog, or TweakUI (as well as the shift key). Plus in W2K's favour one can download and click on a reg file So really it is easier than your FUD would suggest.

  298. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    As a user, I've never found the need to check my routing table or hosts file.

    (As a developer, sure. But that's not what we're talking about here.)

  299. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    any recommended fixes to Windows problems include editing the registry.

    That's true.

    But I'm not aware of any issues quite so commonplace -- or as dire -- as "my videocard refuses to work", that require editing the registry.

  300. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    As a mainstream user? Pretty much, no, not that I can recall.

    (For my development work? Sure, yeah, all the time. But then I get paid to do this. My mom wants it to just work. The odds that she could use vim to edit xorg.conf when the it's broken are, well, pretty slim.)

    Sure, there are occasional odd bits on the "mainstream" systems too, but in my experience they are extraordinarily few and far between.

    Look, all I'm saying is that if you want Linux to remain a developer-oriented OS, then the status quo is fine. But to truly penetrate the mainstream, you either have to understand the non-developer mindset ("typing commands is confusing"), or convert all users to the developer mindset ("boiling the ocean").

  301. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    You know, I actually agree with you.

    At the same time... I recently sold my last manual transmission car for an automatic. Manuals used to have a nice advantage in terms of reliability and efficiency, but newer 5-speed autos pretty much don't give up anything significant there, and they are way easier to deal with in the hell of traffic that is the Bay Area. (Sure, they cost a bit more, but I'm willing to spend the bucks.)

    Does this mean I'm a loser for taking advantage of improvements in technology? Or does it mean that the baseline standards have shifted?

    Back in the Windows 3.1 days, editing WIN.INI (or xorg.conf, etc) was standard operating procedure... but that was then; this is now. Expectations have shifted.

  302. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    First, the "manually editing" construct is disingenuous in that it suggests some sort of onerous labour that most folks don't already do on a daily basis in a wordprocessor. I can't recall anyone complaining about "manually editing" a Word file.

    Except that making a typo when editing the Word file won't prevent you from re-opening the Word file and fixing it. Making a typo when editing (say) xorg.conf can clobber you into text-only mode. Hope you know vim, and remembered to sudo first.

    And second, *nix systems are built around the concept of a terminal and files.

    I'm glad you understand that, but present-day desktop systems have done their best to eradicate that metaphor in favor of the Windows-ish view of the world, in which "terminal" has been banished in favor of "graphical presentation". Linux (et al) may really be that way under the surface, but then, so is OS X, and it's managed to banish the terminal-and-files metaphor to a ghetto that only developers need to enter. I submit to you that this is a good thing.

    The second option is hard to follow without a series of screenshots, isn't it? ;-)

    Um, no, not really.

  303. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    Dude! I never said Vista looks good.

    Vista is a bag of poo.

    If you offered me the option to run Vista, or drive a nail through my hand, I'd probably ask, "what size nail are talking about?"

  304. Great response. by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    Thanks for an excellent and thoughtful response; that really gets to the heart of what I was trying to say. Wish I was able to mod you up.

  305. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by cooley · · Score: 1

    I definitely see what you're saying there, buddy.

    As for your new tranny, I agree that the new automatics have gotten a lot better, and I also think that the geography you're driving in (San Francisco? Crap, I'd get an automatic too) has gotten a lot better. I don't necessarily think the baseline has shifted, though. We just have better options.

    and I agree with you that (speaking in terms of OS) expectations have shifted; that's not a bad thing. My issue is folks deciding that their expectations are necessity, without looking at things like overall quality or cost. It's the idea that users "can't" do things, are are "too stupid" that gets me. Sure, they act stupid, but only because they've decided that it's OK to be stupid.

    To use the car analogy to death (hehe) I feel like users have decided (or been convinced) that "climate control" (where you pick a temperature and the car keeps it there) is the only thing they can have, and they need a Lexus because a Toyota only has "hot" and "cold" and high-medium-low fan settings on the heater and the A/C.

    Now, it's worth noting that my Saab has climate control, and it truly is a better way. But I got that car used, on the cheap, so I absolve myself of any loserish-ness. :P

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  306. Microsoft has too much riding on this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently when to the Vista lunch event for microsoft, the interesting thing that came up was the fact that dell is the number one seller of windows licenses in the world. With those type of number, I'm pretty sure microsoft will do anything within it's power to convince dell not to offer linux or any other alternative operating systems.

  307. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Good luck setting up stuff like multiple monitors (or a video projector) that way.

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  308. The question really is.. by infiniphonic · · Score: 1

    why do you want a Dell?

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  309. Hmmmm..... XPS.... Hmmmmm.... by x3lite · · Score: 0

    You are craving pizza, but you're not able to find a pizza serving restaurant nearby....

    But, you do find a restaurant serving nice, juicy, tasty, hamburgers.
    You order the hamburger and it tastes soooooooooooooooooo good that you forget that you ever wanted pizza. You don't even care about not having pizza, you are so full, and you are fine with having a hamburger.

    What am I saying? Well, Dell serving Linux would be nice.... but once I ordered the XPS M1710 with Vista -- I was equally pleased! *Burp*

    LOL... the Bible says that only thieves use Windows, everyone else uses the door. Hmmm... door... Fe-DOOR-a!

    Now... where did I save that Torrent...?


    -X3lite

  310. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

    While I know I'm awfully late making a reply to this...

    I think people have decided they are much to unintelligent when it comes to computers to do either form of editing. Heck boxes with pictures and directions are to hard for them....

    I say that from experience... Users on the network I manage can't 'find the internet' if their isn't a big giant 'E' on the desktop for them. They don't understand email, they just 'click on that outlook thingie'. I could go on and on... But frankly they have decided they aren't smart enough to learn anything about a system or even follow (very) simple rules.

    Clicking 'start' -> 'all programs' -> 'internet explorer' was to hard, so it had to go to the desktop... How to unpause a printer was to hard, so even though they regularly manage to pause the printer they can't undo it... Some of them were moved to linux (to replace old win 98 installs). Firefox through them for a loop. Most can't figure out how to print (made harder by multiple printers in some rooms admittedly). Average tasks now have them calling me... Every time I show them how to do it they decide they can't remember it... And the cycle continues... A couple wanted to be able to install new software so I showed them Synaptic and they refuse to believe me that they can do it themselves...

    They are all really smart people when it comes to things other than computers (though I still think one comes in whacked on drugs of some sort with all the talk about 'spiritual-wholeness' and such).

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  311. DELL Linux Launch Page - Easy to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a Dell Linux Launch Page that lists Links to Linux Distro download sites.

    It is easy to do, and costs Dell almost nothing.

    The Dell Linux Launch Page would also promote on-sale Dell products for Linux (notebooks, PCs, printers, network cards, video cards, etc)
    It's a market category as well as a Dell Linux branding strategy.

    There is plenty of money to be made this way, all they need to do is get on the ball...

  312. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by bky1701 · · Score: 1

    And grandma has multiple monitors? I am a 3d engineer and I only use 1! Stop looking for things to complain about...

  313. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    (K)Ubuntu is lacking in a lot of things.

    The morons who put that distro out dumbed it down in an attempt to emulate Windows.

    They failed.

    I'm running Kubuntu - I know.

    I'm seriously thinking about going back to Mandriva which has more complete configuration tools and better tested software.

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  314. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Oh come on. Easily attaching a video projector to a laptop is an absolute necessity. It is a very common thing in many workplaces and yes, my dad did it for his 70th birthday party to show off his best vacation photos, I think that qualifies for the grandma test. Stop glossing over serious issues that still persist in Linux.

    For the record, the first Linux kernel I used was 1.3.78 (1996), I think if I was looking for things to complain about I would not have switched all my private PCs to Linux only in 1999 or so.

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  315. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Interesting.

    Never knew that.

    I haven't had to bother changing the Xorg config from the GUI - OR from the command line - since my install of Kubuntu - I wonder if I should say that, since it makes me sound like the usual naive Windows user - so I just took a look at the Kubuntu Monitor settings in System Settings.

    Why, look! They have a slider to change to the resolution! JUST LIKE WINDOWS!

    They have a way to select the monitor, select the driver, select the colors, etc. - JUST LIKE WINDOWS!

    Gee, looks like Windows, don't it?

    Only thing wrong with it is that you don't see this level of configuration when you right-click on the desktop and choose "Configure Desktop"...

    If the (K)Ubuntu idiots had linked the System Settings dialog to the "Configure Desktop", it would be nearly identical to Windows...

    Of course, if you're INSTALLING Kubuntu and your card isn't detected at all, then you're hosed until you get it configured right - which of course the installer lets you do if you have the card and monitor specs. But again, as everyone has pointed out, if you're dealing with a PRE-INSTALLED Linux, that isn't an issue.

    Guess that argument about needing to tweak the Xorg config file from the command line just got blown out...

    Big surprise.

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  316. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "Easily attaching a video projector to a laptop is an absolute necessity. It is a very common thing in many workplaces"

    Bullshit.

    Try again, Microsoft shill.

    Gave yourself away with that Linux bullshit line again.

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  317. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    "one of the absolute must-haves is that the user must NEVER EVER EVER, any any circumstances, have to either (1) edit a text config file by hand, or (2) use the command line."

    Oh, bullshit.

    Let your Windows hose itself (on a daily basis). How do you fix it?

    Ever used the Recovery Console, moron?

    Guess what? COMMAND LINE!

    Ever need to ping your localhost because WINDOWS HOSED THE FUCKING NETWORK?

    Guess what? COMMAND LINE!

    Ever use Windows servers?

    Guess what? COMMAND LINE! (If you want to be productive, anyway...)

    Get a fucking clue about Windows support.

    "I speak the truth."

    You speak Microsoft shill bullshit, like the rest of the shills.

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  318. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by mad.frog · · Score: 1

    Ever used the Recovery Console, moron?

    No.

    Ever need to ping your localhost because WINDOWS HOSED THE FUCKING NETWORK?

    No.

    Ever use Windows servers?

    Yes, but I didn't need to use a CLI to use them.

    You speak Microsoft shill bullshit, like the rest of the shills.

    Who said I was talking about Windows, anyway? I'm typing this on a Mac.

  319. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by swillden · · Score: 1

    Clearly we need a preview system that doesn't require users to deal with the horrendous complexity of clicking buttons *and* moving a mouse. Does anyone really believe that the average grandmother has that kind of hand-eye coordination?

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  320. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    To argue that attaching video projectors to laptops is uncommon is so stupid, it is unbelievable. You should get out of your garbage dump some time. And where do you get the "MS shill"? Because I said in this thread that Ubuntu is missing a config option? And this is the same thread in which you say you consider going back to Mandriva because of missing config options! Has your embedded robot eaten your brain?

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  321. Red Hat and PC's by spycker · · Score: 1

    Why doesn't Red Hat sell computers, taking a similar business model to Microsoft?

  322. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah: before accusing people of being MS shills, you should look at the UID and the posting history, n00b.

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  323. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    If you say the best source of help was Usenet, then ..? Was this in 1993? Usenet doesn't count, IMO.

    I've never experienced "RTFM Noob" because I've never asked a redundant question without trying to search first. And searching these days almost always gets you the answers you need because there's so many thousands of sites dedicated to supporting Linux.

    The thing is, these support forums are a free service and all you have to do is use some common sense. The busier forums can get out of hand fast if everyone could just post the same old bullshit problems without trying to search. I really can't blame people for getting frustrated with that, and you find that it's not limited to Linux help forums.

    While "mass adoption" of Linux and OSS would be nice, I don't really care if you use it or not. A lot of OSS fans feel the same way.

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  324. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by VP · · Score: 1

    What an apt title.
    This is because /etc/localtime should have been a symlink to the proper timezone file under /usr/share/zoneinfo. No manual setup was required on my Gentoo desktop, after emerging the timezone-data ebuild. Unfortunately, copying, and not linking, is in the current installation instructions...

  325. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Rakarra · · Score: 1

    Are you for real? Do you actually work for a living at a place more advanced than, say, Taco Bell? At a company where sometimes, employees need to attend meetings?

  326. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by pipatron · · Score: 1

    Yes, and OMG! The slider let me choose between the glorious resolutions:

    • 640 x 480
    • 800 x 600
    • 1024 x 768

    This is because the monitor is not known, so Ubuntu only shows a handful of "safe" values. Come back when you actually know what we are discussing here.

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  327. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by arth1 · · Score: 1
    VP (32928) wrote:

    This is because /etc/localtime should have been a symlink to the proper timezone file under /usr/share/zoneinfo.

    No, it shouldn't. A symlink breaks the system if /usr/share/zoneinfo is a separate volume from root and isn't available when a service needs access to the file.

    And it's also silly, because if you rely on /usr/share/zoneinfo being present, you don't need an /etc/localtime file at all. Just set TZ=":Continent/City" and /usr/share/zoneinfo/Continent/City will be used without a need for /etc/localtime.

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  328. I'm confused by yoprst · · Score: 1

    Could anyone explain to me, why Dell is absoultely have to sell a linux pc? What's wrong with building one from retail (or better, OEM - if you can get it) hardware? And what's wrong with letting small companies handle that, if you find hardware scary?

  329. No OS at all, developers developers developers by a1mint · · Score: 0

    But noooohhh, they won't give me a laptop without an OS, because we wouldn't want to piss of microsoft would we... Otherwise Ballmer himself will come knocking on your door, and complain that about the starving 'developers developers developers developers', and 'he loooooves his company, yeahhh!!'.

  330. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

    This only happens when frequency is set manually, and in recent X versions it is only necessary for some unusual, non-standard configurations -- same as with Windows (I have last time edited a modeline when connecting an old Sun monitor that didn't even have a VGA connector on its cable). Modern monitors usually display a giant floating "FREQUENCY OUT OF RANGE", "UNSUPPORTED VIDEO MODE" or similar message when this happens. Ctrl Alt + and Ctrl Alt - allow the user to cycle through resolutions, so he usually doesn't even lose graphics, he just sees a large scrolly desktop. However even if the user managed to replace the video card and keep the previously configured "unusual" monitor, it will just set the same mode (though the card may refuse to support it -- but then same would happen on Windows, user will have to reset to the minimal mode and go from there either way). Those things would be beyond the newbie's abilities to configure on any OS, so he would have to reset the configuration and settle for one of the default video modes.

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  331. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by notwrong · · Score: 1

    Man pages were, however, (at least for me) the easiest way to find out what the flag in your sig meant!

  332. forgot to mention by alizard · · Score: 1

    I did this from a terminal window from within KDE.

    I already had X Windows open using the vesa driver which Debian had already configured for me without my intervention... my desktop looked just fine. But no nvidia driver, no OpenGL.

    WTF's up with Ubuntu?

    NOTE: my motherboard is an integrated Biostar GeForce 6100 AM2... and the reason I switched from FC6 is that it couldn't be made to run either with the Fedora kmod-nvidia or the Nvidia binary driver packages, even with extensive help from both Fedora or Nvidia forums. (hopefully, that's been fixed)

  333. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by LingNoi · · Score: 1

    ...and this is different from Windows how?

    Since when did grandma, dad, mum or your sister install graphics drivers on windows?

  334. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Tesral · · Score: 1

    Yessir! My Father, a Grandpa incidentally, switched from pen and paper design to CAD back in the 70s. Helped invent it really. I have no doubt his feedback on the early programs had an effect on how they work today. Oh, and no, they didn't have Windows. Fortran and Cobol. I remember trying to make heads or tails of his Fortran books when I was in high school, and the computer was something Mr. Spock got answers from.

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  335. Lets be practicle by SilverPDA · · Score: 1

    Almost any problem can be defined in a way that makes it unsolvable. There is no need to support all Linux distros. All that is required is to work with any distribution company, say Ubuntu. Work with them to insure open source drivers are available for the hardware components in a subset of offered systems. Ubuntu could provide purchasable support and the Ubuntu community would provide primary support as they do today. Establish this as a certification program for distros. Once open source drivers exist it will be a simple problem for users to install the distro of their choice. Open source applications would be supported as they are today by the developers, community and professional support companies. What's needed is cooperation with the open source community and not forcing users to Microsoft software. The problem is solvable without dupplicating harware venders existing support structure.

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  336. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Da+Web+Guru · · Score: 1

    I never said that I did not want to mess with detailed setup. The best way to learn about what really happens on a linux box is to do it the hard way. What I meant was that I hate having to scour the entire internet just to find out all of the configuration options that are available to perform a particular task. (Just knowing that the configuration directives existed would have been a great start.) I shouldn't have to search random posts on nvnews.net to figure out how to get my dual LCD's working. There should be an easy to find (and easy to read) manual somewhere, since I am obviously not the first person to run dual LCD's over DVI on an NVidia card in Slackware (or any other distro).

    All I am saying is that for an experienced linux user this is easy. I'm used to using google to find solutions to fix obscure error messages. For someone who just wants to add a second monitor to their linux box without tinkering with xorg.conf, this approaches impossible.

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  337. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Mattsson · · Score: 1

    But that's just the thing.
    If, say, Dell started shipping Ubunty, or any other dist for that matter, they could have it work perfectly out of the box. No problematic configuration needed.
    Also, if you bought a Dell-uppgrade, they could deliver install-scripts for it that has been tested for compatability against all their Ubuntu-boxes...

    You'd only have to worry about manually editing config-files if you choose to go with unsupported 3'rd party hardware, just like with OS X and, to some extent, Windows.

    What would be really good, though, is if all the distributions could agree on a standard system for delivering config-files with hardware.
    That way, as long as the hardware is autodetected, all you'd have to do is to run the install-script from the installation-cd or download the install-script from the hardware-vendor(Nvidia,Ati,Dell,Creative,Whatever) and you're up and running.

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  338. Looking for an excuse by WindShadow · · Score: 1
    Dell doesn't really need to provide a distribution of Linux, selling a computer with no o/s and certified to have working drivers for all hardware would be fine with many people. I would just as soon install my own, and I suspect many of the prospective customers would be willing, if not eagar, to do the same.

    You can't support all distributions, nor do you need to support any, just provide working hardware, particularly laptops.

  339. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    What part of "you can select the monitor" didn't you understand? If the specific monitor isn't on the list, a) you bought unsupported hardware, and b) select one that IS on the list that is close enough to enable the necessary resolution.

    Come back when you bother to check out what the OS can do before running your mouth.

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  340. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by pipatron · · Score: 1

    Please tell me exactly where in Ubuntu I can find this menu.

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  341. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    In Kubuntu, System Settings, under Computer Administration, Monitor and Display. You have tabs for Size, Orientation and Positioning, Color and Gamma, Hardware (which is where the graphics card and driver can be selected - you even have the option of native or proprietary drivers, if they have been detected), and Power Saving.

    It's really very similar to Windows - except under Linux, you don't have the proprietary tabs put in by the video card manufacturer for advanced configuration of the card.

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  342. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by cloakable · · Score: 1

    Oh, Kubuntu has a lot of desktop polish. Really very well integrated. And I liked the gui samba configuration tool.

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  343. Re:I'm confused, or why is the sky blue? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Could anyone explain to me, why Dell is absoultely have to sell a linux pc?

    Because people like me, who have owned DOS since version 1.0 and Windows from version 1.1, have had it up to here with the latest "requirements" for WinVista and won't buy their "new" OS.

    If they want us as customers, they have to sell us Linux PCs, or become an Apple distributor (and sell BSD).

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  344. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    I'd say KDE is the desktop polish. Basically Kubuntu pretty much looks like any other KDE-based distro I've used.

    When they go outside KDE, they start to show some flaws in design and testing.

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  345. Technical Support Nightmare by chrismgtis · · Score: 0

    I've been saying for a long time that Linux would be a technical support nightmare for Dell/anyone. I got flamed. Now Slashdot says that very thing. Go figure.

  346. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by pipatron · · Score: 1

    Yep, but you see, I never used Kubuntu, this is why I mentioned from the beginning that we were not talking about the same thing.

    I have no idea why such settings does not exist in Ubuntu, but it would be nice.

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  347. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Yeah, Ubuntu is GNOME-based, and I've never used GNOME, so I don't know where they stash that stuff or even if they have it.

    But you'd think if Kubuntu has it - even if it's based on KDE - that the Ubuntu people would have matched the capability in GNOME. I mean, why not?

    This is why I think (K)Ubuntu is "dumbed down" over other Linux distros. They spend too much time changing shit that doesn't NEED to be changed (like restricting root and minimizing the system settings - you don't get a full KDE control panel by default in Kubuntu and there's nothing like the Mandriva Control Center or SUSE YAST) rather than concentrating on maximizing capabilities.

    (K)Ubuntu is "okay" - otherwise I wouldn't be using it at all - it doesn't take much to make me dump a distro. The fact that it's popular means there's an active community and a hell of a lot of forums and assistance if something goes wrong. But it just can't compete capability-wise with Mandriva or SUSE once you get past the basics.

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  348. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by SnowZero · · Score: 1

    All I am saying is that for an experienced linux user this is easy. I'm used to using google to find solutions to fix obscure error messages. For someone who just wants to add a second monitor to their linux box without tinkering with xorg.conf, this approaches impossible. While that is a problem, things are better right now than you might think. The strides taken by user-friendly distros such as Ubuntu have been quite impressive. Like you, I personally don't mind diving into technical details, and occasionally fixing things, and the fact that I run Debian demonstrates that. However, when someone new wants to run Linux, we don't have to teach them how to run Slackware, Debian, or Gentoo anymore. There are far friendlier ways of getting acquainted with Linux now, and the most important thing we can do is point people in the appropriate direction based on what they know and what they want. Later on, once a user has a firm grasp of what they are doing, they can always choose a different distro if they wish.
  349. Re:Stop it! Stop being niaeve by lsatenstein · · Score: 1
    I guess you have never tried to live on a pension, when the choice is food or medicine. And when your outside world contact is, as you say, email and internet, and you are already spending some of that pension to be connected, then linux makes excellent sense.

    Furthermore, not having to buy anti-virus programs, anti-spam programs, and expensive operating systems makes a big big difference to many many low income budgets (including libraries, social assistance organisations, schools, and the like).

    And I guess the other argument would be something like reliability. I am told that between xp and linux, or linux and vista (for now), linux is more reliable.

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  350. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Toby_Tyke · · Score: 1

    You're wasting your time replying pal. Just try reading this thread. He accused me of being an MS shill and a liar because I voiced the opinion that a lot of malware is installed by end users on purpose after they are duped into doing so (you know, toolabrs for IE and the like). When I replied to him, his idea of rebuttal was to quote my post and insert "bullshit" every other line, then go off on some rant about a power failure corrupting the registry.

    A reasoned argument is wasted on this person. He is of the "anyone who disagrees with me is dumb or lying" mindset.

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  351. Re:Ignorance is just so wonderful to see in action by Knuckles · · Score: 1

    Thanks for replying- I found that accusation sooo annoying- And yeah, I too have found out since then that he is on a mission. And boy is he wrong in this post.

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  352. Re:I'm confused, or why is the sky blue? by yoprst · · Score: 1

    My point was you could build your own pc in a few minutes and install linux in a little more than a few minutes. Your mom can't, but once she has a problem with her pc she'll call you first, tech support last - if she can't reach you, so if you're helping her already you can build her a pc. You boss can't build his own pc either, but he has an IT department to care about it. Basically, why do you need Dell?

  353. Re:I'm confused, or why is the sky blue? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Basically, why do you need Dell?

    Because, like most consumers, I'm lazy.

    Look, I just want a laptop that works. I don't care why. I don't want to have to figure out case sizing, motherboard comparison, which card for graphics.

    I just want it to work.

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  354. Re:I'm confused, or why is the sky blue? by yoprst · · Score: 1

    Wow. I hope your mom doesn't have any problems with her pc.

  355. Re:I'm confused, or why is the sky blue? by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    She has a Mac. And, as a result, I don't get late night tech support calls.

    Only someone insane would have their mom get a Win machine ... or someone really lonely ...

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