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  1. Re:ATTN: SWITCHEURS! on MS Requiring More Expensive Vista if Running Mac · · Score: -1

    Bandwagon jumpers aren't welcome? Looks like you just contradicted the purpose of every "Get a Mac" ad.

  2. Re:I Wish on Word 2007 Flaws Are Features, Not Bugs · · Score: 0

    A more convenient set of options for that question would be "cancel or allow."

  3. Re:OOPS, I ripped my pants! on Word 2007 Flaws Are Features, Not Bugs · · Score: 0

    Yes, you have a point. You should be modded to "wumbo."

  4. Re:Of Course They Should on Should Schools Block Sites Like Wikipedia? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You know what's great about having bad karma? I have nothing to lose! I can say whatever I want--Apple is evil, Windows XP is awesome, Vista is not, X-Box 360 is not so great, I really want a PS3, Wii is good too but is not in the same league as PS3 or 360, Apple products are for those who don't want to think for themselves, mod points are totally gay, Wired is much better than SlashNot--and I don't have to care about mod points because this is the freaking internet rather than real life. How's that for stream of consciousness? On an unrelated note, could you please mod this post as funny or insightful or something. No reason, just a request

  5. Re:Hey, Windows/Linux refugees! on Celebrating the HP-35 Calculator With a New Model · · Score: 0

    "we'll leave beige to you"

    My computer is black. How about you?

  6. In Soviet Russia... on Google Website Optimizer · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Google farts at you!!!

    Is that better?

  7. Re:Borg on Microsoft Mulling Portable Data Centers · · Score: 0

    Brilliant! If SlashDot headlines didn't keep appearing on my Google sidebar, I'd stop going here. Wired is SO much better. You can submit comments without an official account, and NO MODDING!:) Post whatever crap you want and wait for the world to flame back at ya. I love it! Everyone here should go to Wired blogs right now...

  8. Re:Borg on Microsoft Mulling Portable Data Centers · · Score: -1, Troll

    Yeah right. I love the internet because you don't have to tell the truth. You just have to be convincing, at least to the other Linux fanboys. And just for the heck of it, I'm NOT a seventeen-year-old high school student sitting at my WinBook in my grandparents' house procrasting from doing my Calculus homework. I'm actually a 43-year-old female brain-surgeon-slash-astronaut, and I drive an iCar. It's nice because it has a sleek white exterior, docks seamlessly with my iPod, and I can buy gas from iTunes for 99 cents per gallon, but there's only one pedal. If I want to break, I have to hold the control key on the steering wheel while I step on the gas. Luckily iCars never crash.

  9. Re:Umm on Google Desktop for Mac Released · · Score: 0

    Because Windows users don't NEED Vista yet.

    P. S. In Soviet Russia, desktop indexes you!!!

    lol I never get tired of these.

  10. Re:Totally bogus on PC World's 50 Best Tech Products of All Time · · Score: 0

    Fire was a discovery, not a product.

  11. Re:Commodore C64 on PC World's 50 Best Tech Products of All Time · · Score: 0

    I learned programming using Dr. Scheme and OS X--two years ago.

    (define myAge 17)

    Simple, huh?

  12. In Soviet Russia... on PC World's 50 Best Tech Products of All Time · · Score: 0

    Engine searches you!

    Ha! Ha! Ha!

  13. Remember the time Mohammad gave me a salmon helm.. on Canadian Broadcasters Seek New Internet Regulation · · Score: 0

    You should watch Family Guy. Your sentence sounds exactly like what a FamGuy character would say just before the scene jumps to a random flashback, which in this case would be the YouTube video.

  14. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Python On Planes Supersunday Release · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, April fools y-

    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

    Ok! They're dead now! We won't be hearing from them anytime soon!

  15. Re:Alternative 360... on Microsoft set to Announce Zune 360 and 180 · · Score: 0

    Nice, but I like the PS3 grill better (I wish I had the URL), but I like the "Insufficient Funds" screenshot. Jin knocking out Eddy with an uppercut--Tekken is awesome!

  16. Re:How absurd on WiiHelms Go on Sale · · Score: 0

    "April Fools! Bahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
    -SpongeBob SquarePants

  17. Re:News Flash! Microsoft reduces the price of Vist on Top 10 April Fools Stories · · Score: 0
    In other news, Apple finally challenges Microsoft in the console market with the creation of the iBox...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96vpA83GA5w

  18. Re:ATTN: Windows/Linux refugees! on Top 10 April Fools Stories · · Score: 0

    This is the second time I've seen that comment. What's your purpose?

  19. Re:"slashdottit!"? on Top 10 April Fools Stories · · Score: 0

    Yep, that's me. I just wish that wouldn't result in so many comments (131 on this post).

  20. Re:First Pwndst on Windows Vulnerability in Animated Cursor Handling · · Score: 0

    Moral of the story: get a Tablet PC or a touch screen.

  21. Three OSU's? on RIAA Says Accused Students Are Settling · · Score: 0

    Not to mention there are three states that start with an 'o.' I live in Oklahoma, and I guess the people looking for the Oklahoma State website are always out of luck, unless it ends in .org or something.

  22. Re:Boot time not an issue. on How To Speed Up Linux Booting · · Score: 0

    If you read my parent comments, you'll see that you're kind of off-topic--and yet YOU get a 2 and I have a freaking 0. F*** you, Slashdot. Wired is better. Go ahead, rate me now.

  23. Re:Truly Scary on Washington State To Try RFID Drivers Licenses · · Score: 1, Funny

    So let's see...

    article about driver's licenses == coments about anarchy

    Intersting chain of events. I look forward to reading more.

  24. Re:Boot time not an issue. on How To Speed Up Linux Booting · · Score: 0

    Yes, Linux sounds very adventurous. I may consider it...

  25. Re:Greener and manlier on Hummer Greener Than Prius? · · Score: 0

    celkin: 1
    Anonymous Coward: 0

    I win.