User: revengebomber

Re:What killed the dinosaurs?

On: Paul Graham Claims "Microsoft is Dead"

No, I'm saying you're creepy and pathetic because you attempted to disguise the suspiciously chair-shaped bruises on her with a flimsy story of falling down stairs.

Re:The article sounded credible until I read. . .

On: Paul Graham Claims "Microsoft is Dead"

Seriously, when Apple makes an OS that is more friendly to hackers than yours is, you know you've taken the wrong path.

Especially when there are even more people dedicated to pirating said OS than than there are with Windows.

Re:Hmmm....

On: Congress to Fight Piracy with Education Funds

No.

Re:So what?

On: Microsoft Sued Over Vista Marketing

So I can run all the latest 3D Linux prettiness because I know my machine can run fluxbox? That's basically what MS is doing; their Vista ads are all about fluff.

Re:I have to go with Microsoft on this one

On: Microsoft Sued Over Vista Marketing

What about WGA-compatible? No matter which version you have, it doesn't work.

Re:Now that idea has merit

On: Microsoft Sued Over Vista Marketing

I'm sorry, I know that not all machines are created equal, but if _no_ computer exists at the time which can actually display those graphics, then don't fucking advertise it with the max quality screenshots.

VQuake?

Re:Fscking with my mix considered dangerous

On: Steve Jobs Announces (some) DRM-free iTunes

Pfft, it doesn't matter anyway. Everyone knows only vinyl is worth listening to.

Re:Oh it's driving demand all right

On: PC Makers Say Vista Is Not a Seller

Who in their right mind claims that certain pieces of hardware can only work on Windows Vista and not on Windows XP?

The same people who throw chairs across the room and dance around like idiots on stage.

Re:Brilliant.

On: Science Fair Project Exposes GlaxoSmithKline Lies

Just blame it on the Jews.

Re:Rare diamond?

On: A Million-Dollar Laptop Created

Or HDMI and a 120gb hard drive!

Re:Misleading

On: MS Says Vista Selling At Twice XP's Pace

Oooh, the start menu, that's different, it's now a circle instead of an elongated oval.

Phhhht! Aero 3D gives me a Rhombic triacontahedron!

Re:Vista File I/O Like Swimming in Molasses

On: Vista Slow To Copy, Delete Files

Because Best Buy has over 10,000 Windows Vista-trained employees to help you get the perfect PC!

Re:The magic end-to-end bullet

On: Inside Apple's Leopard Server OS

The planet of the apes, apparently.

Re:A litigation army versus guerrilla lawyers

On: RIAA Receives Stern Letter, Folds

Crap, now the RIAA is just gonna stay the course(tm).

Re:I'd Be Terrified Having To Compete With Resista

On: Valve Hoping For 360/PC Play, Scared of PS3 Online

How about you try learning an entirely new API while simultaneously trying to adapt your existing game to it and maintain compatibility with different systems? Also, Resistance is hardly that godly of a game. Now, it may be good compared to some of the recent drivel, but it's hardly the next Quake 3, Timesplitters, or Halo.

Re:so what about the 'h4x0rs'

On: Valve Hoping For 360/PC Play, Scared of PS3 Online

VAC makes this a moot point. Also, 360 games can be hacked too (due to the reliance on MS's "unhackable" console); just look at Gears.

Re:CBC? I want Andersoon Cooper

On: CBC Recommends Linux To Average User

Here!
Or is that not what you meant?