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  1. Spoilers on New "Terminator" Trilogy Planned · · Score: 4, Funny

    Terminator IV: A New Hope (more of a "hacker movie" like Swordfish) As human resistance slowly fails, it falls upon hackers to discover a decription code for the robots programming which happens to be: 09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0 Rebels win the day. Terminator V: Sony sues back (a lawyer movie) The robots sue the rebels of IP infringment. A climactic point is reached when John Connor is on the stand. The defense displays pictures of various robots (1 at a time) and asks the question, "Are these the motherf*ckers?" to which John angrily screams "YES!" Terminator VI: Return of the Sequels ...

  2. Boxing? on Where to Go After a Lifetime in IT? · · Score: 1

    When I was in Kindergarden, I wanted to be a boxer. From what I've seen, it doesn't seem to be all that hard.

    All you need to do is:
      - Jump rope
      - Do 1-handed pushups
      - Run up a large flight of steps

    and you'll be a heavyweight champion in no time!

  3. About time on Microsoft Takes On the OLPC · · Score: 1
    The first countries to sign up to buying the machine, which is officially dubbed XO, include Brazil, Argentina, Uruguay, Rwanda, Nigeria and Libya.

    Hooray, now Nigerians can recieve Nigerian scam-mail. That's what I call progress!

  4. It has to be said... on Final Version of Wii Browser Now Available · · Score: 1

    WHAT? Video game players playing with their Wii by themselves? Surely this must be a first.

  5. I misread... on PSP To Refocus on Teen Market · · Score: 1

    When I first read this, I thought it said "Dude, get your own campaign", which actually would have been quite accurate, given that Nintendo has been marketing to the younger audience for years.

  6. What ever happened to the zip disk... on The Top 21 Tech Flops · · Score: 1

    It was supposed to replace floppys and become the new writable medium of choice. But then writeable cds came along at a much cheaper price. I was surprised that this wasn't listed as a flop.