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Where to Go After a Lifetime in IT?

Pikoro asks: "I have been working in the IT field for the past 20 years or so, and after getting hired by the largest financial company in the world, I thought I might have finally found a place to retire from. However, after working here for almost a year, I find myself, not exactly burnt out, but longing for a complete career field change. It's not that doing IT related tasks aren't fun anymore, but they have become more 'work' than 'play' over the last few years. Since all of my experience has been IT related, I'm not sure where I could go from here. What would you consider doing for a living, after being in a single field for so long?"

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  1. Where to go after a lifetime ? by jalet · · Score: 5, Funny

    To Hell, of course !

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    1. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by cytg.net · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "an career in IT" - COMMON .. the question implies you've been around the WHOLE field of IT .. and I for one refuse to believe you.
      I know that feeling when its not enough "play" anymore, you're taking the blackboxing/exploration/creativity out of the equation and rely solely on allready aquired skills.
      what do you do?
      you aquire NEW skills in the field, wich has the potential to gap over to your current work
      Hows your AI doing? Datamining? It takes a long time for AI to become "boring" ..
      hundreds of possibilities im sure.

    2. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by PoliTech · · Score: 1
      Vincent: "So what you gonna do?"

      Jules: "Well, basically, I'm just gonna walk the earth."

      Vincent: "What you mean 'walk the earth'?"

      Jules: "You know, like Kane in 'Kung Fu'...go places...meet people...get in adventures..."

      Vincent: "For how long?"

      Jules: "As long as it takes."

      Vincent: "As long as it takes for what?"

      Jules: "Until God puts me where he wants me to be."

      Vincent: "So you decided to be a bum?"

      From: Pulp Fiction

    3. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by Raven_Stark · · Score: 1

      As a Pastafarian, I was thinking The Flying Spaghetti Monster's heaven might be a nice place. There are beer volcanos everywhere and stripper factories. Beats the cubical.

      http://www.venganza.org/

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    4. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by nihaopaul · · Score: 1

      become a scuba diving instructor, i did.

    5. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From: Pulp Fiction

      Seriously, who needs this fact pointed out to them? Just asking...

    6. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      If only you knew.

      Perhaps you should write about what you know.

      If that doesn't seem more like 'play' than 'fun' then find that which is.

    7. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by mysticstar · · Score: 1

      yeah ppl are rite, after 20 yrs in IT and at an age of 40+ yrs, you don't know what you shud do!!!, i would say better stick to it or go to Hell, ofcourse!!!

    8. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      "an career in IT" - COMMON To be fair, 20 years ago IT really wasn't as common as it is now.
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    9. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      after 10 years in IT I succesfully switched to import, wholesale and retail of car care products 6 months ago!

      I was so burnt out by all the IT stuff at work so starting my own company felt like breeze

    10. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      What does AI have to do with IT? AI is CS, not IT. IT is just the latest and greatest euphemism for "management information systems" or "data services" - providing support services to pointy-headed bosses. AI is a branch of cognitive science research. They have as much in common as writing symphonies and running the sound board at the local Chuck E. Cheese.

    11. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by OzPixel · · Score: 1

      "an career in IT" - COMMON

      To be fair, 20 years ago IT really wasn't as common as it is now.

      The sad bit is, he was almost certainly trying to say "come on" - I've seen this a few times around slashdot lately.

    12. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He works IT in a financial institution — he's already in Hell...

    13. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by cytg.net · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Information_technolog y

      "Information Technology (IT), as defined by the Information Technology Association of America (ITAA) is: "the study, design, development, implementation, support or management of computer-based information systems, particularly software applications and computer hardware." In short, IT deals with the use of electronic computers and computer software to convert, store, protect, process, transmit and retrieve information, securely."

      Thanks!

    14. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by cytg.net · · Score: 1

      sup dud ? hava a hella day mkaythxbye! RLY!

    15. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " ...the largest financial company in the world, "
      "...consider..."

      Embezzling?

    16. Re:Where to go after a lifetime ? by nacturation · · Score: 1

      The sad bit is, he was almost certainly trying to say "come on" - I've seen this a few times around slashdot lately. Oh, and don't I know it. :)
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  2. Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll take "Laughing all the way to the bank" for $100k/yr, Alex.

    1. Re:Jeoparody by wmelnick · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you live in NY, $100k per year pays the mortgage and the bills - barely. If you want to send your kids to camp, or better yet, college, you had better be making a hell of a lot more than that!

    2. Re:Jeoparody by Tranvisor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That's insane, if you can't live comfortably on at least half of that and save the rest then you need to investigate which bills are really needed and which ones aren't. Get a smaller house, move 2 miles down the road where the property values are 30% less, don't eat out 5 nights a week, whatever.

      100k is plenty of money if you know how to spend it.

    3. Re:Jeoparody by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Get a smaller house, move 2 miles down the road where the property values are 30% less, don't eat out 5 nights a week, whatever.

      You're apparently unaware of just how insane property values in New York (and Southern California, and Singapore, and a few other places where human congregations exceed 300 people per square kilometer) really are. Try "move to another state where property values are 30% less", because it isn't just 2 miles down the road, it's 200 miles down the road. Where concentrations of people need food shipped in from far away, food prices go up. And all the rest.

      A $100k job in New York City is the same as a $25k job in Kansas- that's how different the prices really are.

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    4. Re:Jeoparody by The_Quinn · · Score: 1

      A $100k job in New York City is the same as a $25k job in Kansas- that's how different the prices really are. Except for the fact that $100k in New York City is worth exactly $100k in Kansas. Just because you can by more with your money in Kansas doesn't mean the money is worth more, it just means the property, etc. is just worth less.

      This is an important distinction because if you work in Kansas for 15 years, save up $500k, then move to New York City, you could actually afford to buy a decent property with your $500k (yes you'd have to commute), and you wouldn't be stuck with a high mortgage, but you would still be raking in the higher salary. Then 15 years later, take all your higher savings, sell your higher value NYC property, and move back to Kansas with a couple mil - you'll be set for retirement.

    5. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Too true. I live in Canada (Winnipeg, ~650K people) earning $82K (Mrs. earns another 50 on top of that). We live like very well on that. Turned down a move to Toronto for $100K as my standard of living would decrease quite a lot. Couldn't own my own house, my commute to work would be more than my current 20 minutes, etc. etc.

      There's a lot to be said for letting go of the desire for $$$ and being content.

    6. Re:Jeoparody by xero314 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      According to the cost of rate calculators on line, $100k in NYC is closer to $40k-$50K in Kansas. And that is comparing Rural KS to downtown Manhattan. Live across the bridge in NJ, or outside of manhattan and still in NY it gets even closer (50k in KS is less than 75K in Newark). What you do with your money is up too you of course, but being able to send you kids to college when making $100k is not a difficult task (assuming you have a reasonable number of children, which is 2 or less for those that want to know). But then again why would you live in New York if you had the choice.

    7. Re:Jeoparody by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umm, doesn't that usually work better the other way. For instance if you can save 15% of $40k (I don't quite believe the GP's numbers) in Kansas you'll bank a measly $90k after 15 years, or about enough to put 15% down in New Jersey. And you'd have to commute, and pay parking, and an (expensive) mortgage.

      On the other hand, if you make $100k in NY and save 15% you'll have $225k after 15 years, or about 80% of a really nice house in a ritzy Manhattan (Kansas) suburb.

    8. Re:Jeoparody by Tranvisor · · Score: 1

      Well if we are talking about NYC well then I totally agree, but I was responding to the poster who said this...

      If you live in NY, $100k per year pays the mortgage and the bills - barely.

      NYC != NY

      New York is a big(ish) state with plenty of rural places to live.

    9. Re:Jeoparody by Lord+Ender · · Score: 4, Insightful

      A $100k job in New York City is the same as a $25k job in Kansas- that's how different the prices really are.
      If you live on 80% of your income in Kansas, you have $5k left over every year (to travel or invest for that early, tropical retirement).

      If you live on 80% of your income in NYC, you have $20k left over every year.

      This is a HUGE difference--it's the difference between being able to retire at age 45 and being able to retire at age 70.

      And, only an incredibly poor or incredibly stupid person spends 100% of his income in the local economy.

      Not to mention, $100k in NYC is more like $70k in urban Kansas.
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    10. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Score: -1 for failing to compare Manhattan NY to Manhattan KS.

    11. Re:Jeoparody by Grishnakh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You seem to think anyone would actually pay you $100k in Kansas. No, they'll pay you $25k, and say it's because the cost of living is so low.

      It actually pays to take the higher-paying jobs in more expensive areas (up to a certain point), as long as 1) you're frugal, invest wisely, and save money, and 2) have an exit strategy. This is because you'll have some leftover at either place, but you'll have more leftover cash in the high COL place. Plus, there's more economic opportunities (such as the recent real estate boom) to take advantage of. The idea is, you make the most of the high-COL area while you're there, and save up as much money as possible, then you get the hell out and move to a lower COL area and retire/relax/take a lower-paying job etc., while enjoying a big pile of cash, paid-off nice house, etc.

      You have to be careful, though, because you have to look at the pay versus the COL, and determine how much leftover money you'll have for saving and investment. Especially take into account home ownership, because buying a home in a moderately-high COL place which will appreciate greatly is a much better deal than renting an apartment in an insanely-high COL place (Silicon Valley, NYC) and having nothing when you move out. As long as the realty market is stable, home ownership can make a huge difference in your life, as many California refugees have shown recently. If you own a home in a high-COL place and stay there a while, even if you don't pay off much principle, the value will go up so much that you can take the profit and buy a whole house in a low-COL place.

      If your plan is to stay in one place your whole life, then the high-COL place may not make much sense. But anyone should know by now that it doesn't pay to not be mobile. You want to earn a good living, you have to go where the money is. It's not going to come to you out in the sticks.

    12. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Well, $80k a year near St. Louis works pretty well for me. Best of both worlds. Decent pay and low CoL. Burnt out as hell, but for the money I can strugle through.

    13. Re:Jeoparody by benj_e · · Score: 4, Interesting

      $25K in Kansas? If you can only pull down 25K, you are working at McDonalds or something. Heck, I work for a County Government (in Kansas no less) and make $43K, and that is way below private sector wages.

      Not long ago, before I decided to be all civic minded and work for the government, I was making $70K managing a 4 person programming shop.

      $100K/year is not that hard to find either. So, basically, you don't know what you're talking about wrt wages in flyover country.

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    14. Re:Jeoparody by barjam · · Score: 1

      100k a year isn't that difficult to find in Kansas.

    15. Re:Jeoparody by duffbeer703 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Those calculators are usually based on the CPI, which doesn't account for housing costs or food very well. A 50 year old 3BR brick house in Nassau costs like $600k, and comes with a $15,000/year tax bill and high income tax. (Remember: > 100k = Rich) You're also going to shop at smaller, more expensive grocery stores, which adds up quickly.

      In a small urban or rural area, you'll get a nice 3-4BR house that's probably 30% larger than the LI one for $100-150k, and pay $2,500 in taxes. My aunt sold a shitty split level in Queens 3 years ago for $750,000 and bought a 5BR Victorian for $75,000 (plus $250,000 in renovation) in central NY.

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    16. Re:Jeoparody by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      So, basically, you don't know what you're talking about wrt wages in flyover country

      If you live in the major metropolitan areas (NYC, LA, Chicago, etc) where there are jobs that can pay higher wages (leaving out COL), its hard to imagine getting anything approaching that in other areas. What kind of industry is there in Kansas?

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    17. Re:Jeoparody by Bandman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      if you make $100k in NY and save 15% you'll have $225k after 15 years, or about 80% of a really nice house in a ritzy Manhattan (Kansas) suburb

      If you don't get shot first living where you would have to live to save $15k a year in NY.

    18. Re:Jeoparody by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Funny

      What kind of industry is there in Kansas?

      Tornado clean-up?

    19. Re:Jeoparody by benj_e · · Score: 2, Informative

      Aerospace (Boeing, Cessna, and many others), Defense, Oil, Pharmaceuticals, Plastics, and all the other typical stuff. I think I read that Olathe (suburban KC) is one of the most expensive places to find housing in the US.

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    20. Re:Jeoparody by jshackney · · Score: 2, Informative

      A $100k job in New York City is the same as a $25k job in Kansas- that's how different the prices really are.

      Based on incredibly rough guesstimation using HomeFair's Salary Calculator, that $100K job would be about $81,708 in Kansas. That's Wichita.

      For $81K, I'd move to Wichita. You can buy a lot of BBQ with that.

    21. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Oddly enough, that is my exact plan. I call it the Pittsburgh plan. I live in a DC suburb and my wife and we make about $140K/year. I was lucky and bought my house prior to 2000 when the property values were still low (it is worth about $500K now). In about 5 years when my house is paid for (a 15 year mortgage that I will pay off in 10). I could have bought a $500K house back then, I could have bought a Dodge Viper as well, instead, I have a used Geo Metro and an old used minivan and I have almost no debt other then the balance of the house.

      I'm at the point in my carrer where this computer thing is getting boring. It is time to move on and I will be moving back to Pittsburgh. There I can pay cash for a house if desired, by some rental property, and have enough left over to buy some construction equipment and do nothing but side jobs at my own pace and comfort level.

      Every penny you spend now is probably 20 less pennies you will have in 30 years. What advantage is that Dodge Viper you bought in 2005 going to give you 30 years later when it is long gone and you are 60 years old? Not much when you are still forced to work at that age to make ends meet. Think long term people, long term.

    22. Re:Jeoparody by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your insightful response. Living in one of the aforementioned metro areas, the image of flyover country as trailer living with Uncle Daddy, slaving away at a low paying job "in-sourced" from a more expensive area, or living in a company town that's only a plant closing away from plunging into an uninhabitable hellhole is tough to shake if you haven't seen it first hand.

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    23. Re:Jeoparody by cHiphead · · Score: 1

      More than that, if you have been in the IT field for 20 years, only make $100k/year, and don't have millions in the bank, you are FAIL.

      Cheers.

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    24. Re:Jeoparody by kludge99 · · Score: 1

      Try raising 2 kids and having 2 decent dependable vehicles and a house and keeping food on the table on 100k yourself before you talk trash .. idjit.. If that's the lifestyle you wish to "achieve" then go for it.. I myself like many others have higher goals.

    25. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      80% of really nice manhattan house is $225k ?? Dream on! I have a cramp 1200 sq.ft. place that costed $800k - that's the reality of Manhattan ($650/sq.ft. - at least!!). Oh yeah, and if I don't pull down the blinds, the burly man in the next building only 15ft away can look at me. Really luxurious!

    26. Re:Jeoparody by xero314 · · Score: 1

      I don't know the details on the calculators I used but they both claimed to take housing and food into account, even showing Manhattan housing costs being 275% higher than Kansas and food was something like 40% higher. Personally I'm not going to spend over $300k on a house anytime soon (but then again I hate owning a house as it is). Not only that, the last time I checked $100k was entry level IT(Software engineering) in NYC.

    27. Re:Jeoparody by xero314 · · Score: 1

      I actually compared Manhattan, KS to New York (Manhattan), NY. I could have used any where in Kansas since the OP wasn't specific, but I figured using a big city in Kansas would not have been fair so Manhattan, KS was the best I could find (and it seemed more suitable).

    28. Re:Jeoparody by raw-sewage · · Score: 1

      Just another real-world example: I bought a four (4) year old house in Peoria, Illinois (about 120k people, greater area has around 300k people) for $164k. That's right in the middle of town, good neighborhood, a huge 1/2 acre lawn, 1300 square feet plus basement, two-car attached garage. I was fifteen minutes from pretty much anywhere.

      My friend bought a house in a Chicago suburb for $385k. The house is loosely comparable to mine: roughly the same square footage, but 100 years old, has a slightly leaky basement, three-car not-attached garage, and a teeny lawn. But it is within walking distance of the Metra, though it's still and hour door-to-door to commute downtown.

    29. Re:Jeoparody by be951 · · Score: 3, Funny
      Wow, you must be either a really bad home buyer, or a poor reader...

      Homes in Manhattan, KS

    30. Re:Jeoparody by be951 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you live in the major metropolitan areas (NYC, LA, Chicago, etc) where there are jobs that can pay higher wages (leaving out COL), its hard to imagine getting anything approaching that in other areas.
      Due to lack of jobs, or lack of imagination?
    31. Re:Jeoparody by marct22 · · Score: 1

      anti-evolution science textbooks? exports of "intelligent-design" science?

    32. Re:Jeoparody by kvap · · Score: 1

      Garmin (GPS) is a big employer for folks with software skills. They are in Olathe -- KC metro area.

      They're always looking for good folks to hire, even Linux skills. They even had a recruiting booth at LinuxWorld in SF last August. Garmin & Amazon were the only 2 booths doing recruiting-only at that show.

    33. Re:Jeoparody by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Good point! I forgot about the huge new global demand for scientists trained in Intelligent Design science.

    34. Re:Jeoparody by kalirion · · Score: 1

      IT isn't exactly a field that will make you a multi-millionaire unless you get lucky with a startup or become a CTO or something. I agree that $100k after 20 years is a bit low though.

    35. Re:Jeoparody by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Try living off 25-30k a year with 3 kids, a house, and 2 cars. Thats the lifestyle of a small dairy farmer. 100k would be cake.

    36. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to put too fine a point on it, but I work in ACEDEMIA (remember, where everybody's paid shit and out the door by 5pm?) I get over twice your current salary, and work 40 hour work weeks (with at least 5-10 hours of that taken up by going to talks that I find interesting.) That's what you get for working in a place with a higher cost of living. I only have a BS degree, too! And I'm 34, so it's not like I have a ton of experience in the field.

      Of course, my 1100 sq foot condo cost $350K. :)

    37. Re:Jeoparody by Deao · · Score: 1

      Actually, Kansas, Missouri, and Arkansas are turning into one of the newer places for high technology development. Several corporations are taking a look at the talent in the Midwest that they can get for a cheaper price than those on either coast, and are taking advantage of it. Banking, finance, and government based programming is taking place in a lot of companies here. Of course, having Sprint/Nextel headquarters here doesn't hurt. And as for salary, let's just say that the 6 figure salary is definitely possible in the Kansas City area...

    38. Re:Jeoparody by Bheckleman · · Score: 1

      What kind of industry is there in Kansas?

      Tornado clean-up?

      Ag related - corn, wheat....

      Milling (the ag related products)

      BTW -- Manhattan KS is *not* the most economical place to live. Have 2 stepsons up yonder. Just like any other major university town, prices can be gouge-normous.

    39. Re:Jeoparody by BigCheese · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't forget Sprint! They've got the ugliest corporate campus in the US here in Overland Park.

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    40. Re:Jeoparody by Bobartig · · Score: 1

      Its funny you mention moving 2 miles down the road...

      I live in an area north of Oakland, where the houses around me are in one school district, and the houses down the street (about 50 yards) are in the Oakland district. This, and other county line delineations leads to houses in my vicinity being ~15-20% more expensive. So right where I am, you can save quite a bit by moving just down the block. And if you have kids, maybe the premium is worth it for the schools. Of course, these 'cheaper' houses still start around $900,000+ for a small 2 br.

      I can't even imagine what it costs to own across the bay in San Francisco.

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    41. Re:Jeoparody by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      What's this about university towns being expensive? When I went to Virginia Tech in the mid 90s, it was fairly cheap.

      As for the ag industry, I don't see how that's going to provide all these supposedly super-common $100k jobs a few other posters here were talking about being in KS.

    42. Re:Jeoparody by maop · · Score: 1

      New York City has plenty of slums that you could live in. Just admit that you are embarrassed to get off the train at an unsavory stop or rub shoulders with the wrong crowd.

    43. Re:Jeoparody by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      i do it already with 3 kids and 70k, and this is with having to pay off 80k in debt (which is not my fault).

      I don't have savings currently but once the debt is gone i'll be saving about 15-20k a year (in about 1.5 yrs). Oh to be spat on in the face.. i mean make 100k a yr.

    44. Re:Jeoparody by nojomofo · · Score: 1

      ... don't save for retirement, don't have kids because then you have to send them to daycare or have the wife stay home (another mouth to feed!), etc.

    45. Re:Jeoparody by SkyDude · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must be either a really bad home buyer, or a poor reader...

      Homes in Manhattan, KS

      Damn - I looked up one place and it was $439,000 - guess where not in Kansas any more Toto!

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    46. Re:Jeoparody by SkyDude · · Score: 1

      Att: spelling nazis - it should have been "we're" not where

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    47. Re:Jeoparody by InsaneProcessor · · Score: 1

      This is the reason I do not live there. For less than 100K$ I raise a family of 4 and put away in 401k as well as invenstments and live in a 3200 sq. ft. house.

      What you are saying then, is that the pay in NY city sucks. Why would you work there then?

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    48. Re:Jeoparody by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      No thanks. With my plan I just didn't have the kids. I have a house, 2 cars, motorcycle and have no problem putting food on the table - all for less than 50K a year! I have all the time in the world to pursue my "higher goals", and without the ulcer of "How am I going to put 3 kids through college?"

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    49. Re:Jeoparody by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      In manhattan, you don't have 2 decent dependable vehicles. You have tens of thousands of taxis and subway cars and busses that will take you where you need to go. If they don't go there, or the cost of the driver would get expensive, you rent a car. And give it back when you're done, so you don't need to pay for parking or worry about it being vandalized, or repairs.

    50. Re:Jeoparody by cmorriss · · Score: 1

      Yeah, been there. Only problem is steppin in witch. Good or bad, that crap is a b!tch to get off your boots.

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    51. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everybody lives in Nebraska, y'know...

    52. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Sunflower State has a rich yet unique labour market. Some of the most lucrative vocations in today's Kansas include:
      • Abortion clinic protester.
      • Jesus pamphlet distributor.
      • Intelligent Design studies Scientist.
      • Irreducible Complexity Financial Analyst/Engineer.
      • Born-again used car salesman.
    53. Re:Jeoparody by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

      You've never looked at real estate in the north east or west coast, have you?

      My last company wanted me to move to San Jose, where a run-down condo is $600k and a tiny run-down house is $700k, and a house similar to what I bought in San Antonio for $167k was listed for $1.5 Mil. Even with a 40 yr mortgage I can't imagine being a homeowner and only earning 100k. I couldn't even get a realtor to give me a ballpark on what you need to earn to afford a house.

      I did a search for a house at a reasonable price and found some that were 200 miles away, and some condos that were only a 90 mile commute each way. Of course the highways are gridlocked during most daylight hours. Apparently, some new employees bought houses that were 200 miles away and only went home on the weekend, and would crash at friend's places or rent a hotel during the week. Older employees bought their houses in the 80's. One lady saved for years and bought a dilapidated condo for 600-something.

      My company offered me a 40% raise to move. I declined. Though now that summer is starting here in South Texas I'm starting to wonder if I made the wrong decision.

      And about living a little further away to "save" money, lots of people do that. That's why there is so much gridlock and smog, and more taxes for more roads, not to mention they spend many times more money on gas and car maintenance than if they lived closer. Most of the time it's a wash or a loss to live further out.

    54. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1, Informative

      So you can take a cab to the Comedy Central studio and watch The Daily Show without a 3 second delay. Duh.

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    55. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      What kind of industry is there in a major city? A hell of a lot less than you'll find in a mining town, or a paper town, or a brewing town.

      What you'll find a lot of in major cities are buildings full of people who aren't terribly important pretending they're terribly important. In fact, the major industry of many cities is self-importance (The secondary industry being Starbucks). Sure, if the major population centers in the nation were wiped out we'd still have all the people who actually do something for a living because the mines and factories in the nation are mostly in smaller towns because it's politically inconvenient to put heavy industry in cities, and the distribution networks would be alright too, but without the people in cities, how are we supposed to keep miners, farmers, and factory workers in poverty by using the fruits of their labour to power massive cities filled with massive support networks essentially designed to leech off the few and proud productive people in the world?

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    56. Re:Jeoparody by ghoul · · Score: 1

      You know you should be ineligible for social security as by not having children you have reduced the amount of money that is going to come into social security when you are getting paid social security

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    57. Re:Jeoparody by polgair · · Score: 1

      In Kansas City, these are: Sprint, Black and Veatch (and a whole host of other engineering firms in Kansas City), Farmers Insurance, Cerner, are considered the bigger guns in tech hiring. In Wichita, the predominant industry is aerospace and military contractors. There's money to be made that way in the tech sector pertaining to these industries. In Western Kansas, oil is still relatively big business. University of Kansas is one of the few places in the midwest that offers Petroleum Engineering. Many students from OPEC come here for precisely that reason. Oil is still very much a presense in Kansas. In South Western Kansas, most of the predominant industry is meat packing. You're not going to find much tech work there, but that's definitely a bread winner for a lot of the blue collar folk when smaller farms died. Companies have also a habit of building call center farms in the midwest. Kansas is as midwest as it gets. Most call centers are built in college towns. Lawrence, a town of 80k people, has at NCS Pearson, Affinitas and Connex are top 10 hirers of people in the city besides the actual University and the town Government. With respect to wages, I'm going to just give a quick breeze of the industries I've listed above, plus a lil extra for further reference: Black and Veatch, starting 48k, most end up around 70 after 5 years. Cerner, about the same block. Sprint, depends on what you do. Mathematicians that matriculate in stats and stochastic modelling do very well, often ending up 90s without much trying. Admins make at least 50. Farmers, if you do insurance work and you are being an actuary 200k is not unheard of. For programming, 70k in Kansas City Missouri/Kansas is plenty respectable. Aerospace engineers make comparable to the above in terms of experience, however, they do get a lot more security. The military industrial complex is not downsizing soon. Of the blue collar work, like, farm hands and meat packing varies from season to season and the influx of illegial immigrants into the state. If there is a union for your work, like sheet metal, expect 20 bucks or so an hour. If there isn't, like, farm hands, and you are competing against illegial immigrants, expect something closer to 6.50-10. If you are doing meat packing, that can vary a great deal, but most start at 8ish. Call center work in lawrence starts at 8.50. Raises make it up to 12 if you are very very very good at taking shit and sounding impeccable on the phone. I don't remember how well the oil rig workers do, since I've yet to talk to one for more than 10 minutes. Hope that was helpful.

    58. Re:Jeoparody by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You really haven't got the slightest clue what things cost in New York City do you?

      Hell, 500K might not even buy a "decent property" in one of those out of the way interior cities like Phoenix or Columbus. Forget the big apple.

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    59. Re:Jeoparody by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      IT salaries in New York City are nothing to write home about.

      The same goes for LA and Chicago. You don't actually get paid any better in those big cities.

      There might be a >small difference if you're lucky. It certainly won't offset what you have to pay just in extra rent or mortgage payments.

      500K got you a dilapidated shack in Santa Monica 6 years ago. The price on that kind of flop house has probably gone up since then.

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    60. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Winnipeg is a black hole for wages. Getting away from there seems, from where I'm sitting, to be a good way to double your salary.

      I don't really understand why, to be honest. You'd have to pay me a LOT of money to head to the murder capital of canada, ground zero for Canada's violent, racist native street gangs(Ah, Indian Posse, you are a violent and pitiful reminder of the self-destruction of natives in Canada), with in-your-face drug problems, a car theft rate which close to approaches "If you live in Winnipeg, you WILL have your car stolen", and overall not niceness, I can't really figure out why people take pay cuts to live there.

      The small town I'm living in isn't great(I'm voting Conservative next election, tax cuts will be the only thing capable of shifting the economy towards the industrial base in the north and away from the welfare addict base in the south), but they're compensating me well for the time I spend here. I'd be making 25k/yr less if I was still there.

      Though I WILL admit, the experience of being robbed at knifepoint was DEFINITELY worth the money I spent living there. I got a great blog post out of it!

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    61. Re:Jeoparody by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      They're pretty much completely bogus.

      Run your own numbers yourself based on the idea that you're relocating to NYC or whatever other city is under discussion. This will also give you a good feel for what the tradeoffs are in terms of housing and transportation differences.

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    62. Re:Jeoparody by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      How are you going to live off of 80% of your NYC income? The apartment will take 85% of it.

      Something else to keep in mind is that you don't get to keep the whole 100K in NYC. It's going to get taxed on a sliding scale. The feds are going to classify you as "rich" and take more from you because of it. You may end up clobbered by the AMT just for making enough to handle the bills. State income taxes will get piled up on top of that and those will be progressive too.

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    63. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Embarassment is different from fear. I'd be embarassed to live in some old lady's basement for a year, but I did. I'd be afraid of living in an inner city slum, though I did that too. Honestly, I much prefer embarassment to demands made at knifepoint.

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    64. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Cost of living, again. The farmer doesn't need 2 cars -- he lives where he works, unless he's got a second job and is really making way more money than he's trying to guilt you into thinking he makes. He doesn't likely need to pay a mortgage -- He probably inherited the farm. He doesn't need to spend nearly as much on food -- he grows food for a living. There are also economies which result from being a farmer, because you need to learn how to fix things and how to fabricate things.

      The whole set of dymanics are simply different. I'm not going to pretend that farmers get what they're owed, but there wouldn't be mega-corporations raking in the cash in agriculture if it wasn't possible to make a living at it.

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    65. Re:Jeoparody by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

      *LOL* Social Security will be completely bankrupted by the baby boomers by the time I can draw. I am relying on getting ZERO from Social Security. I have my own retirement plan that I believe I can mannage much better than the government, thank you. Besides, if I put away 10% of what I would spend on kids every year, I'd still come out miles ahead...

      Social Security and tax deductions are no reason to have children.

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    66. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      He makes up for it. You realize that he's going to subsidize your schools and other kids programs for his entire life, don't you?

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    67. Re:Jeoparody by jshackney · · Score: 1

      Olathe is a reasonably clean and decent looking city to boot. Garmin is based there. Hotels aren't cheap there either.

      The comparison to Kansas was rather poorly selected. While the majority of the state seems desolate and forbidding, Kansas is basically the Intergalactic Headquarters of the aerospace industry. FlightSafety has a strong presence, Raytheon, Bombardier, etc.

      By the way, the Learjet FlightSafety in Wichita uses a PDP-11 for the Lear 35 cockpit trainer. It was the first time I'd actually seen a PDP-11.

    68. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's some real metrics. My friend who lives in Manhattan, Upper East Side, has a 600 square foot apartment, which costs $3500/month. 3500 * 12 = $42,000. Manhattan has an extra city tax, around 9%, for people who work in the city. So federal, state, and local taxes on 100k is 45%. So, that's $55,000 after taxes. Now go take a good look at 600 square feet. Now look at 55-42. Now think about what food in Manhattan costs.

      He makes $300k. He and his wife 'kind of get by', but they never eat out, and work very hard to save money.

      Answer? HomeFair is out of their mind. They're completely wrong. A good 2000 square foot apartment in Upper East Side sells for above 15 million dollars. I appreciate your use of Google, but if you want real data, check out Craigs list NYC.

      And NO, listings in the Bronx do NOT count.

    69. Re:Jeoparody by tfiedler · · Score: 1

      I make just a sliver less than a 100k per year in Kansas City. Never mind what the big city coastal bigots think, the midwest is a hotbed of intellectual activity and there are pleny of decent, high paying and challenging jobs to be had. I wouldn't trade my cost of living or more importantly, my quality of life for any ill perceived benefit from living in cities on the coasts for double or even tripple the money, ever.

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    70. Re:Jeoparody by ghoul · · Score: 1

      No he doesnt. Schools are funded by local taxes so unless he lives in my neighbourhood he is not susnsidizing schools for me or or my children. Besides people without kids have a lot more time to use Museums, national parks and other commonly funded stuff so I am subsidizing his recreation as well as his retirement. The remark about social security being bankrupt is totally crap. Social security is only going to run into a deficit in 2042 and it will never ever be bankrupt. So it may pay less than it does now but whatever it pays that is money coming out of the pocket of our children to support this leech on society. BTW I dont believe you should have children for social security or tax purposes. What I say is if you are not going to have children because you admit to yourself that you dont have the capacity of raising them you should be humble about it not crow about it and be decent enough to refuse social security and medicare payments. But with the entitlement mentality even a millionaire does not refuse his 300 dollar social security paycheck in modern America. I say abolish social security and let children take care of their parents in their old age. This has the positive side effect of parents never ever abusing their kids as they know if the kids are pissed the parents are going to spend their retirement in misery.

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    71. Re:Jeoparody by edward2020 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not really. One, mega-corporations are able to take better advantage of government farm subsidies than smaller farms since some of these handouts are dependent upon the amount of land that is farmed. This, of course, makes them more profitable. Two, yeah the farmer would need two cars/trucks. All the dairy farmers I know have wives who work (I live in a rural area in Missouri). Farmers have to go buy things like medicine for animals, repair parts, haul animals around to saleyards or vets, etc. They also have fields that they need to access. The farmer can't do that if his wife is at work with the car. The farmer also has a tractor that costs from 20-100k (depending upon the needs/size of the farm) along with 2-10k worth of implements.

      I also find kinda laughable your statement, "[The farmer] doesn't need to spend nearly as much on food -- he grows food for a living." Dude, we're not talking about subsistence level farmers. These are people who may grow crops, milk cows, and/or raise cows for beef. Grain requires mills to be processed. Milk, while you can drink it fresh, is generally pasteurized in factories. Though, I will admit that a lot of farmers I know do have cheap beef (though they still have to pay to have it butchered and wrapped).

      And remember that the stuff the farmer sells does not have a high profit margin. So price dips are felt rather quickly. Farmers have fallen into a kind prisoner's dilemma. Over the years they have demanded and developed new farming tech that makes bigger crop yields, more productive milk cows, etc. And it's this increase in efficiency that is running a lot of family farmers out of business as the profit margins continue being clipped and they become unable to compete.

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    72. Re:Jeoparody by pjbgravely · · Score: 1

      Hmmm,
      I live in NY and can live fairly well on 40K. Do you mean NY City? Most peaple don't seem to know that 98% of NY State is not NY City.

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    73. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After 20 years in IT, I doubt anyone would consider a lucrative 8.50 an hour job in meat packing or call center dronedom.

    74. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      You fail in your first assertion. If you didn't fail in this assertion, then No Child Left Behind would have no teeth. Federal taxes support schools.

      Anyway, it doesn't matter if Social Security goes bankrupt. The nation is going to be bankrupt for real from spending like an addict long before that anyway.

      Yeah, I forgot to mention. The majority, the people with kids, the people who end up voting in the people in office, are fucking the children far worse than this guy ever will, by continuing to vote in nutcases who think that when you issue half a trillion in debt ever year without any intention of paying it back you're helping the children.

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    75. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      That's all true. I guess it just proves that I'm no farmer. :)

      Though a couple of the millwrights I work with are farmers, and they aren't hurting for cash, since they can rake in godlike cash in the winter months. :)

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    76. Re:Jeoparody by Wanderer1 · · Score: 1

      I live in NYC, Manhattan specifically - midtown west.

      And there is one thing that they fail to calculate - that living in Manhattan, NY is nothing like living in Manhattan, KS or virtually anywhere else in the USA.

      Consequently, you pay dearly, but it's worth every penny.

      W

    77. Re:Jeoparody by VolciMaster · · Score: 1

      What kind of industry is there in Kansas
      Cessna's out there
    78. Re:Jeoparody by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      What kind of industry is there in a major city? A hell of a lot less than you'll find in a mining town, or a paper town, or a brewing town.

      This is just what I mentioned in an upthread response. When these companies decide that moving to a cheaper part of the country/world is just the ticket, these mining/paper/brewing company towns dry up and blow away. Rent "Roger and Me" and see the depiction of Flint, MI. This city was built on the automobile. Everyone and his brother either worked on the factory floor, in the office, or had some kind of job that touched on that industry in some fashion. When GM decided to go to Mexico, the town fell apart. Same deal with Detroit with some of the most horrific urban decay that wasn't the result of a nuclear incident.

      When I hear about these booming towns with high tech and other industries either moving in or promising to do so, I can't help but think that the Flints and Detroits were that way once too and paid the price for putting their eggs in one basket.

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    79. Re:Jeoparody by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      This just means that -- as usual -- we're digging our own graves. Does anyone with half a brain honestly think that any of those less expensive countries are going to let themselves be ruled by a banana republic of debtholders and middle managers?

      Either way though, in the short run, you can make money doing engineering work in a mine or factory that would make even a New Yorker jealous.

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    80. Re:Jeoparody by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      Sure, for awhile. But Manhattan is a playground for the young and the rich. When you start a family, living in a 300 sq ft closet for $3,000/mo doesn't cut it anymore.

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    81. Re:Jeoparody by The_Quinn · · Score: 1

      My point is that you should move to a higher-salary area as soon as you can afford to do so. But if you are pumping your entire savings into interest on a $1.5 million dollar mortgage, then you may very well be better off staying in "Kansas", until you can save up enough to get the mortgage payment reduced.

    82. Re:Jeoparody by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 1

      Except for the fact that $100k in New York City is worth exactly $100k in Kansas.

      That is a bit nieve, the same currency can have different values. A $ in Kansas will buy you a soft drink in a convenient store, that is probably not the case in NYC (I don't live there so I can't vouch for NY prices, but the point is that there are definately different values place on money in different regions). The way to look at the "value" of a currency (either internationally on exchanges, or regionally within a country using a single currency) is purchasing power parity (PPP). While not foolproof, PPP can be used to compare any good or service such as a Big Mac, a Coca Cola, or a gallon of milk (milk may be bad because government subsidies can mess this example up). While other factors do go into prices than the value of the good and the value of the currency, PPP can be used to show that a $ in Kansas is not the same as a $ in NYC.

      Yes, you are correct that things like land do have different values as well, but a currency doesn't really have any true value, it varies from person to person and region to region. Even when the US was on the gold standard, gold's value changed and gold has a different value to different people.

    83. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The finest prison architects were brought in to design The Campus. How dare you call it ugly.

      Now, just because they ran out of barbed wire shouldn't color your opinion.

    84. Re:Jeoparody by mrhartwig · · Score: 1

      I think you'd find it quite rare to find a farmer that "grows food for a living", where "food" equals "all the stuff my family needs to eat". For the example given in the GP (dairy farmer) there's not much being done except care, feeding, and milking of dairy cows. You don't eat 'em, and you don't grow broccoli.

      And mega-corporations are raking in cash, at the expense of the small farmer. I don't want to argue about right, wrong, or indifference of the industrialization of farms; my point is there's a huge difference between a family farm (small or large) that was "inherited" and a mega-corp farm.

    85. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kansas also has the distinct disadvantage of being Kansas.

    86. Re:Jeoparody by maop · · Score: 1

      Good point. Sometimes practicality gets lost in my abstract arguments.

    87. Re:Jeoparody by tleps · · Score: 1

      It won't. Not after the last five year run up in prices (think Californians running to sanity - except they packed and brought their lunacy with them...). You can't touch anything you'd want to own in this town anymore for under 3-400,000. At least not in a neighborhood where you'd be able to sit on the patio and not hear sirens all night - a $250,000 house will put you squarely in the poorer neighborhoods surrounded by equally messed up schools. I've had some friends go pretty far out, as, to quote "I figured if I had to spend a half mil. on a house I might as well buy one I liked...". Our house has more then tripled in the eight years we have been in it. So yes, some of the advice above works well. When we move in a couple years (last child finishing high school) we'll be able to sell this puppy and outright buy quite a nice place where we are looking. The plan worked a bit better then we thought it would, but we certainly aren't going to complain...

      Prices here aren't actually dropping perceptibly, we are still "growing", so any overbuilding that went on will get absorbed far sooner then in many other areas of the country. At most I think they are calling our housing market "flat". Mostly it just takes a bit longer to sell. Having come from just outside NYC (father got transferred there when I was in third grade...lived in one of those bedroom communities in CT. through high school) I can attest that even so, the cost in NY or any other of the higher dollar towns are three to four times more then even here.

      As to the one above about eating out every night - you ever seen what you get in an abode in NYC? If you're lucky you might have a breakfast nook. Real kitchens are generally out of the question. They take up too much room.

    88. Re:Jeoparody by tleps · · Score: 1

      He'd better save a lot - everything he ever needs when he gets old he'll have to pay someone else's kid to do for him. Better get a condo, getting the grass cut has gotten expensive as kids today expect to get paid. We've all done a very good job of teaching them to be greedy and never give anything back...

      And as to the national debt - it seems to me kids or no kids, no one thinks they should actually have to pay for having services (No New Taxes), and then wonder why half the government workers couldn't give a rats a** about them when they stand in line for three hours to get something they need.

    89. Re:Jeoparody by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it'd suck only being able to put 80% down on this 5-bedroom

    90. Re:Jeoparody by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You seem to think anyone would actually pay you $100k in Kansas. No, they'll pay you $25k, and say it's because the cost of living is so low."

      I live in Kansas, work in IT with about 20 years experience and make more than $100K.

      My standard of living is much better than if I lived in NY.

      The secret is to be good at what you do (I think the ethical debate comes in here, be seen to be sponging of the company and your reputation will suffer), and find a company that needs you, rather than the other way around.

    91. Re:Jeoparody by spikedvodka · · Score: 1

      Watch who you call an idjit, you insensitive clod

      Try raising 1 Kid, having 2 dependable vehicles, a house, and keeping food on the table on 50k before you talk trash.

      it's doable, and we're not hurting too badly. It's all about where you live, and what you're willing to sacrifice.

      No I don't need 300+ channels of HD TV (at any given time at least half of which is showing ads)
      No I don't need an SUV that cost half as much as my house
      Yes, I need a small truck to take my trash to the transfer station and to haul stuff around
      Yes, I need to pay my heating oil bills for cold Maine winters
      No I don't need to have a vacation home
      No I don't need to join the local golf club
      Yes I need a decent internet connection, no I don't need FIOS (good thing too, it isn't available out here in the booneys)
      No I don't need to eat out every day
      Yes I need to put good nutritious food on the table

      and yes, for the record, we're thinking about having number 2 kid in about a year or so

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    92. Re:Jeoparody by stephenisu · · Score: 1

      Actually Olathe is not bad (shopping for a house there right now). Unless you want a McMansion, they are starting to pop up around here by the gated community. You can spend $600k if you want, but there are plenty of great houses under $250 if you are willing to buy a slightly used newer home.

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    93. Re:Jeoparody by Nerd4News · · Score: 1

      Thanks for your insightful response. Living in one of the aforementioned metro areas, the image of flyover country as trailer living with Uncle Daddy, slaving away at a low paying job "in-sourced" from a more expensive area, or living in a company town that's only a plant closing away from plunging into an uninhabitable hellhole is tough to shake if you haven't seen it first hand.

      That's just what we tell everyone to keep the riff-raff out.
    94. Re:Jeoparody by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It never makes any sense to run to a higher rent area. If anything, it might make sense to buy into a high rent area early on, ride the tide of real estate prices and then cash out. That's going the opposite direction of what you're advocating though.

      The overriding question remains though: Once you can pay off a house in one of those interior cities why bother with moving someplace where 2K per month rent will get you a walk in closet with a toilet and a stove? You could just get an innuity and retire.

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    95. Re:Jeoparody by CarnivoreMan · · Score: 1
      Ya we did have free fresh milk, and cheaper beef. (The super cheap beef jerky was the best) That was the extent of our food benefit from living on a farm. Our only crop back then was grass for the cows.... thats not very tasty on my plate... though I used to think that eating grass was like drinking milk. Obviously, because cows eat grass and it turns into milk. Yay 6 year old logic. =)

      We had small gardens, but thats no farm specific thing. Anybody with some dirt and a hose can do that... though we did have a nearly limitless supply of fertilizer.

      Being raised on a farm is wonderful though, despite the lack of cable, trips to Disneyland, and regularly updated tech lovelies for great justice. I hope I can recreate that experience for my kids someday... someday in the future when I have kids. Hopefully far in the future.

  3. Limited options by taustin · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you expect anything like the same money, about your only options would be producing porn videos, politics, or some other life of crime.

    Otherwise, get a job flipping burgers at your local McDonalds, and work your way up.

    1. Re:Limited options by Golias · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If you expect anything like the same money, about your only options would be producing porn videos, politics, or some other life of crime.

      Otherwise, get a job flipping burgers at your local McDonalds, and work your way up.


      He got modded down as a troll, but he's exactly right. It was just about the best advice offered here.

      The worst thing you can do with a mid-life crisis is follow your impulse.

      Do not change careers.
      Do not buy an expensive sports car.
      Do not leave your wife for a 20-year old bimbo.

      They might all seem like VERY good ideas right now, but your rich, comfortable 60-year old self will thank you if you stick it out right now as you go through this "trapped in a life you hate" phase and keep cranking away.

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    2. Re:Limited options by Knetzar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If he can afford to retire now, why not get a job that he enjoys even if the pay is crap? Why spend 10 more years hating the job?

    3. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah I'll take my expensive sports car and 20 year old bimbo while I can still afford them. Otherwise the money will just end up going to the government.

    4. Re:Limited options by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They might all seem like VERY good ideas right now, but your rich, comfortable 60-year old self will thank you if you stick it out right now as you go through this "trapped in a life you hate" phase and keep cranking away.

      I disagree. Whether you're rich and comfortable or not, when you're lying on your deathbed, are you going to think back on your life and say "if only I had tried this" or "I may not have done everything I wanted, but I gave it my best shot?"

      The only people who should ignore their dreams and stick with the lives they hate are people who believe in reincarnation. They believe they have another shot at it, they can try it again. The rest of us have to believe that we have to make it in this life or not at all. And while you may not make it if you try, you definitely won't make it if you just rest on your laurels and live in complacency.

      Live your life, it's likely the only one you get.

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    5. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not leave your wife for a 20-year old bimbo.

      Right. It's not worth it unless you can get two 20 year old bimbos!

    6. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I will be moving to Canada with the wife in about 9 months. I will look for an IT job to get 'in the door' but then I am done with being a corporate cog. I will be having a crack at my own business in IT and then failing that (as I am sure it will, but its one of those life things I want to try), I was planning on looking at construction contracting or going back to my motorsports roots. I am fed the fuck up with office jobs. I need to be outside, I need to work with my hands.

      But this is me. These are the things *I* would rather be doing with my life. It is different for everyone I am sure.

      Posting anon as current job is not yet aware of my plans and I have only just started there. I feel bad about accepting my upcoming training. Ooops.

    7. Re:Limited options by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've spoken to too many 60-year olds who had to delay retirement for lack of funds, hardly see the children from their first marriage, and ended up having their sports cars repo'd to be so wild-eyed and idealistic about chasing that rainbow.

      It's not about "following your dreams". One presumed that's what you did to get where you are. What you are doing now is pining for the chance to see if there's more to life than what you've already accomplished.

      There is. And you already have it. Learn to appreciate how good you've got it, and get past this foolish feeling of unrest which is 90% caused by the drop in testosterone that every man experiences as he gets old, and 10% caused by pondering the roads you chose not to go down.

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    8. Re:Limited options by snoyberg · · Score: 1

      I think the point is that he *can't* retire now and needs a job to live off of. So is it worth going through 10 years of a job he doesn't like so that he can retire sooner.

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    9. Re:Limited options by Golias · · Score: 1

      If he truly can afford to retire now, why not simply do so?

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    10. Re:Limited options by snoyberg · · Score: 1

      Do not leave your wife for a 20-year old bimbo.

      Right. It's not worth it unless you can get two 20 year old bimbos! Well, the way I do the math, if you have a 40 year old wife, that equals two 20 year old bimbos...
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      Thank God for evolution.
    11. Re:Limited options by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Because being rich at 60 makes up for being miserable the 20 years prior? Bullshit. Changing careers doesn't mean giving up anything. Experience travels, whether it's in the same field or not. After 20 years of experience the OP should have management level experience, and skills comensurate with someone who does bid proposals, handles large accounts or budgets for multiple programs, and also has some ability to do tech work. This translates very well to many different career fields quite easily with a little "re-education" for terminology and customer focus.

      I'd agree with not leaving your wife for a 20 year old bimbo and not buying a sports car, but changing careers isn't as big a deal as people seem to think it is. I've had 2 so far (military and engineer) and will be doing it again in the next 10 years, if it takes that long.

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      "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
    12. Re:Limited options by abigor · · Score: 5, Interesting

      'Whether you're rich and comfortable or not, when you're lying on your deathbed, are you going to think back on your life and say "if only I had tried this" or "I may not have done everything I wanted, but I gave it my best shot?"'

      Bingo! I actually have a name for this: the Deathbed Rule. When faced with a choice in life, choose the path that will lead to good deathbed memories and no regrets.

      By following this rule, I've done things that many might consider foolish - quit jobs to go travelling, spending months in other countries, and so forth. These days, I'm a contractor and I make it a rule to keep several months a year aside for fun stuff, even if that consists of just lazing around, spending time with my girlfriend and reading books, as I've done these past few weeks.

      By not following the Deathbed Rule, I'd probably have more money saved, but an absolute dearth of worthy life experiences - I'd have lived a "normal" life until now. What a terrible thought.

    13. Re:Limited options by Aging_Newbie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The commentors to this statement have it pretty right, but let me add my .02 worth. None of these are critical of you or your ideas, they are just good advice for many people in your situation.

      1. Keep your job - stability is fleeting and you will be glad you stayed with it when you are finally outsourced or laid off
      2. Start paying yourself from the nice salary you are making -
            a. if you are in debt, pay it down asap
            b. if you are not in debt, save money as much as you can
                  1. set up a fund to go around the world and fund it decently - 15K or so should do the trick
                  2. put everything in your 401K that you can ... the more the better ... when you are 59.5 you will be amazed how wise you were years ago
                  3. pay down your house so you can save even more
            c. whenever you start feeling that everything is pointless, look at the progress you've made and congratulate yourself
      3. Learn something new, maybe even pay for your own certs / classes -- once you have certs note how much better you are treated when they realize you are secure in your skills and knowlege and marketability
      4. Focus on your family and spend quality time with them. They are really the reason you are working anyway. enjoy them - they are your reward for putting up with the crap
      5. Remeber to look around and appreciate at least one thing each day. Whatever it is, it didn't have to happen and if you count your blessings you will find you have more than if you grump around expecting the world to conform to your perspective du jour.

    14. Re:Limited options by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I fully intend to be miserable on my deathbed about the fact that I'm dying, regardless of what I did or did not accomplish.

      I'm also guessing that it will be a relatively short interval in my very long life, and an experience which I will not spend any time remembering.

      I'm far more concerned about being as happy as possible for as much of my life as possible.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    15. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. It's not worth it unless you can get two 20 year old bimbos!


      Well, I know a married couple who were joking about this one day. They're both in their 40s.

      He said: Well, since you're over 40 now I should trade you in on a couple of 20 year old models!

      To which she said: Better watch it mister, 20 goes into 40 more than 40 goes into 20!
    16. Re:Limited options by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      I'm currently between jobs (my new job doesn't start for another 2 weeks) and I find myself board out of my skull. I can't imagine living without having a job to keep me occupied. Remember, it's more then just work, a job often offers a significant amount of social interaction.

    17. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      3. pay down your house so you can save even more

      This is usually not the best possible investment. Consider a mortgage in the 6-8% range: the interest on that loan is tax deductible, so the effective interest rate is closer to 4-6%. So, paying an extra $100 on the mortgage is indistinguishable from investing it today at that 4-6% and paying the $100+ interest to the bank in 30 years. You can get 4-6% on a money market account and beat it with T-bills. Paying off your mortgage in the 80s (12% interest!) it was a great idea. Today, you're better off letting Uncle Sam subsidize your investment in higher return instruments.

    18. Re:Limited options by vertinox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They might all seem like VERY good ideas right now, but your rich, comfortable 60-year old self will thank you if you stick it out right now as you go through this "trapped in a life you hate" phase and keep cranking away.

      Actually, my father (who has been retired for a while) worked 30 straight years since his 20's till he retired. He's currently well off and owns 3 houses, but he's always told me that if he had to do it over again he would have gotten a career change or stopped working when he was younger and traveled the world a bit before having a family. He really hated his government job, but he did it for the money.

      You could imagine the shock when the doctors told him that they thought he had prostrate cancer only 6 months after retiring. All that hard work for nothing...

      Luckily he didn't have cancer but he still tells me "Sometimes the money isn't worth it. You could die any day of the week. Your young. Get a job you like before you get too old!"

      But still... You don't want to overspend yourself if you do decide to get a career change.

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      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    19. Re:Limited options by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Being retired doesn't mean "never working again". It means "never needing to work again."

      More specifically, it means "doing whatever the hell you want."

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    20. Re:Limited options by DM9290 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "What you are doing now is pining for the chance to see if there's more to life than what you've already accomplished.

      There is. And you already have it."

      Bullshit. that is a contradiction. What kind of a superhero is so awsome that they can accomplish all there is to do in life and be simultaneously such a retard that they dont know it.

      If you already have it, then kill yourself. why the hell would you want to just hold on and slowly watch the world crumble around you while you sit uselessly and smug in your knowledge that you HAVE it? explain the meaning of that? yes.. it would be great for your boss if you just kept on cranking away.. afterall.. thats what its all about right?

      life is not about stagnation. Its not about HAVING. its about growing. Its about seeing, learning and teaching.. and in the end its about dying. And it doesn't matter if you die broke because in the end. YOU DIE. You may as well die right now if you've done all you are ever going to do.

      Don't be a chicken shit. success is measured by challenges overcome, deeds accomplished, inventions and creations, not by dollars. I look at people 10 to 20 years older than me who have basically decided 'ohh.. my time to live is over' and it is beyond pathetic. It is the very definition of OLD. And the same time some people that age dont have that attitude.. and they dont seem old in any way. you can lose everything you have at ANY time. and in the end you WILL.

      Perhaps you'll have an interesting tale to tell when you are 70 so you wont be completely useless.

      if every man experiences a longing to find something MORE as they get older perhaps that is a clue. There *IS* something more.. and whoever tells you that you should just take it easy is killing you. They aren't a friend. They are a parasite holding you back.

      lets say someone works their ass off then hits 65 and is staring down a whole wad of cash.. then what? go and pay people to shuttle you around like an idiot for the rest of your days? Why did you live at all if that was all you ever thought to accomplish? sit around and uselessly accumulate for your entire life, and not only are you destroying your own life.. but you are destroying the lives of everyone around you by being a horrible role model. you and all your loved ones are being diminished.. with that philosophy you may as well all be oxen, pulling the plow. nothing more.

      Go live.. be human.

      --
      No one has a right to their *own* opinion. They have a right to the TRUTH.
    21. Re:Limited options by Knetzar · · Score: 1

      Which may include working in a field other then IT. I think we're agreeing here :-)

    22. Re:Limited options by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to set up the same lifestyle for myself. What do you do about health insurance?

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      Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.
      -- Pablo Picasso
    23. Re:Limited options by boschs_haywain · · Score: 1

      The only people who should ignore their dreams and stick with the lives they hate are people who believe in reincarnation. They believe they have another shot at it, they can try it again. The rest of us have to believe that we have to make it in this life or not at all. And while you may not make it if you try, you definitely won't make it if you just rest on your laurels and live in complacency.
      Related tangent: This is a common western misconception about the belief in reincarnation - the karma governed cycle of death and rebirth, or samsara.

      Most folks who sincerely believe in reincarnation (1.4 billion Hindus and Buddhists, give or take) are trying *not* to be reincarnated.

      It's not, "Sweet, I've been reincarnated and have another chance to experience life as a mortal being". Rather it's, "Uh-oh, another earthly reincarnation with it's attendent suffering, maladies and eventual death. Guess I'd better work out some of that karma that's keeping me attached to this lower plane."

      Generally people shoot for an auspicious reincarnation rather than ascending to fully enlightened Buddhahood or Christ consciousness... Wouldn't want to be relegated to a lifetime in a lower incarnation. You know, like a catepillar, brine shrimp or 76 years of maintaining someone else's code and reading duplicate articles on /.

      Gotta go, my cheesy poofs and soda were just left outside my door and I really have to finish these quality assurance reviews and verify the latest revisions to some web sites, ;).
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      Huh? Oh yeah, that.
    24. Re:Limited options by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I actually have a name for this: the Deathbed Rule. When faced with a choice in life, choose the path that will lead to good deathbed memories and no regrets.

      Don't know about you, but when I'm on my deathbed I'll be too busy attempting to ascend to think about the past.

    25. Re:Limited options by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      So your advice is... change your religion? (Hinduism seems pretty good on the reincarnation/Karma deal.)

      The question is: Why do you hate what you do? Is it something in what you do (does everyone in your field for X number of years hate it), or is it in you (are you never satisfied)? If the former, get out while you still have a soul. Try teaching or a lateral move in the field. If the later, try changing your outlook on life (and your religion may be part of it).

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    26. Re:Limited options by jddj · · Score: 1

      A 60-year-old is having a mid-life crisis? Who is this guy, Spock?

    27. Re:Limited options by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      When i'm on my deathbed and am asked if there is anything i regret, i know my answer.. that i wished i had put more time in at work.

    28. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, yes and no, IMHO. I'm the kind of person that goes for what I want. I've changed careers several times (or more like morphed from one to another) and have moved long distance. The kinds of things that the majority of my friends are envious about, but only because they don't take the same risks. And that's exactly what it is, a risk.

      Changing careers is a very high risk, especially when you've only been in one field, and have done it for 20 years. Young people are more likely to lean on the "do something you like even if the pay sucks", and there's a point to that, but in reality, downgrading your lifestyle and behavior past 40yo is not as easy as it seems. Certainly most 40 year olds don't live glamorously rich lives, yet the cost of living tends to be relatively more costly. The reason is mainly because a little bit here and a little bit there adds up quite fast. A slightly better car, a slightly better house, a slightly better variety of milk and bread, a slightly better restaurant... And there's a reason a lot of us do that. It actually justifies (and relieves the pressures associated with) working hard. It's the reward. It's probably not the best idea in the world, but we don't live on logic.

      So when someone wants to risk their current living standards by doing something as risky as changing careers, the question I ask them (and I hear these things quite often) is how much will power do they have in actually conquesting their new dream. Determination is key to actually obtaining a goal. Someone that is determined, is likely to be able to bear with lower living standards because they "know it's only temporary". You'll see this even in "loser" personalities, because even if their life is a bit crappy, they tend to be relatively happy in thinking that "just a bit more and I'm there". The part that makes them a loser is that their means is something like the lottery, or gambling, or some other crazy pipe dream.

      The problem in determination though, is that determination requires a clear set goal to obtain. In the case of the article in question, I don't see a clear goal aside from getting out of IT, and THAT is what I find the most disturbing. Find something you really want to do before you quit that job, or at least before you quit the industry. Otherwise you'll end up trying one industry for a few months, another one for a year, but since there's no real goal aside from living from day to day, there's no real motivation for continuing to work in a particular industry, let alone a single company.

      When changing industries, you're a newbie. There are a lot of experiences that can be carried over from ANY career, but you're still a newbie, and need to expect what noobs will get for the initial part of their new career. If you don't have your heart set on it, you will get disgruntled easily. "You young 'uns may not know, but after working for 20 years in the IT field..." is just another grumpy old man's griping. I know this, because I've seen people like this, and have myself experienced what being a newbie all over again feels like. Determination will get you through the initial stages, and on to bigger and better things. (Bigger and better may refer to career levels, or even "easier job with more private time".)

      So, I'm all out for taking risks to do things you really want to do, as the parent says. But I suggest you do it only when you really know what it is you want to do. Knowing what you DON'T want to do is not enough.

      Oh, and one more point. No matter what you choose as a profession, 99% of the time it will end up being more "work" and less "fun". That's why I left IT, because I wanted to keep my computer stuff fun. I now work in marketing, and while it's interesting and stimulating in many ways, and also pays very well, it's not exactly something I jump up and down in joy for, or want to continue working on when I get home. But that's OK, because I wanted to split my professional and private life in the first time. I don't have a loving passion for my job, but it isn't the pits, and it gave me a bunch of opportunities to try a lot of OTHER things in my private life that I've always wanted to try. It's a great life, but you have to understand that NOTHING will be 100% rosey all the time.

    29. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not leave your wife for a 20-year old bimbo.

      Obviously not a married man here (or just recently married :-)). After 20 years, that dragon will be so bitter that leaving her will can only bring you happiness :-D The 20 year old bimbo is merely a bonus :-)
    30. Re:Limited options by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      By not following the Deathbed Rule, I'd probably have more money saved, but an absolute dearth of worthy life experiences - I'd have lived a "normal" life until now. What a terrible thought.

      You obviously don't know any old people. I've heard the "you never wish you spend more time at work" when laying on your deathbed, but I've heard many, many (nearly all) dying people mutter something to that effect. They all wished they had just a little more money. Whether it was to leave to their loved ones, provide a more comfortable end for themselves, or what, I've never heard anyone say "I would be happy to be homeless now in exchange for the chance to go back and take that one trip between high school and college." After all, a $2000 summer before college (and another $2000 of lost wages at a crap job) would turn into almost $500,000 by the time that person died, if they invested it rather than spending it. Was that one $2000 trip worth $500,000? For some yes, for most, no. But then, few are the people that would toss that into an investment and just let it sit there for that many years.

      So, when you are laying on your deathbed in a state hospital you didn't select getting care from underpaid attendants at a horrible patient to worker ratio and you can't even afford to get an occasional candy bar from the vending machine, just think what two trips long ago for a $1,000,000 difference in resources is a regret or cherished memories well worth the $1,000,000 they cost you.

    31. Re:Limited options by PoliTech · · Score: 1
      I tried that joke, The little woman turned the big 4 0 and I said, "Well honey, its time to trade you in on two twenties"

      To which she replied, "You're not wired for two twenty."

    32. Re:Limited options by diersing · · Score: 1

      I've found people rarely hate their jobs, its more that they hate their bosses or their colleagues. Life is about the relationships, if you're with friends you'll never hate your job. Get a bad boss, or 1 person that doesn't play well with the group and the whole ecology of the office goes spinning out of control.

      I agree with the posts above that said if you're going through a midlife crisis, soldier on, don't change careers. Burn out is the result of taking on too much. Sure, make a change - change roles, departments, divisions, companies, etc - but don't change careers fields completely unless you're prepared to start over at the bottom. But this time, pick something you love.

    33. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      spend a couple of nights with four 20-year old bimbos, and you'll have good deathbed memories very soon.

    34. Re:Limited options by NoMaster · · Score: 1
      All good advice, though I'd like to comment on

      1. Keep your job - stability is fleeting and you will be glad you stayed with it when you are finally outsourced or laid off
      Having been through something similar recently (22 years in a job, or "14 good years + and 8 shitty ones!" as I said in my goodbye email ;-), let me say that there can be a huge personal and emotional advantage to not hanging onto that job. There's nothing quite like making that decision; it can be a real release and catharsis to make the decision to leave on your own terms rather than having it forced upon you later. It was helped, in my case, by being offered a worthwhile sum of money to leave...

      As I sometimes explain it to my friends, I went from dealing with hundreds of little niggling unsolvable and intractable issues and problems which I had no control over every single day, to just one - "what am I going to do now?" - which I did have control over.

      In my case I jumped from the micromanaged-to-death, daily threats of outsourcing, in the throes of privatisation world of electronics / telecomms - to studying science. I get to learn something new that I've always had an interest in, meet interesting people who are either on a similar journey or who want to help us on that journey, and meet lots of cute girls (who, unfortunately, are mostly young enough to be my daughter... :-()

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    35. Re:Limited options by abigor · · Score: 1

      Well, let's not get carried away. Of course I'm taking reasonable steps for my future. I'm putting away enough so that I'll have a comfortable retirement, barring some huge disaster. The key word here is "balance".

    36. Re:Limited options by abigor · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I live in Canada, so I pay $54.00 a month for health coverage. I pay for dental work as I need it - cleanings, basically (I am fortunate in that I've never had a cavity). I may purchase some form of extended health coverage at some point here, which would be the usual death and dismemberment stuff.

      When I travel, I purchase travel insurance, which normally costs around a dollar a day. My provincial insurance covers me in the US to some degree, so when I go down there, I don't bother purchasing extra.

      Here are some other hints to having the well-paid, yet lots of free time lifestyle:

      1. Have someone else arrange your contracts for you. In other words, contract out to a contracting company, and have them subcontract you. I have a one year contract with a place that does just that. The advantages: you don't have to arrange the business stuff, pound the pavement to find contracts, etc., and you aren't legally liable if the relationship goes sour. The downside is you'll earn somewhat less.

      2. Work at home. I collaborate with the other contractors on a given project online. I've never even met any of the clients. We do everything via Skype, pretty much. Skype is absolutely essential for this lifestyle, as it's ubiquitous and everyone seems to use it. The Linux client sort of sucks, unfortunately, so I switched to OS X.

      By working at home, I free up a huge amount of time for fun stuff. I typically get up around 6:45 and shuffle over to the computer. By 1:00-2:00 or so, I'm finishing up for the day.

      3. Learn Java and the current "hot" frameworks and libraries. I'm pretty lukewarm towards Java as it's not a terribly exciting language. However, it is the unofficial server-side standard. Learn it well, and you'll be turning away work on a regular basis. Because it's got a low barrier to entry, there are a ton of terrible Java programmers out there. If you can distinguish yourself with clean designs and implementations, and deliver in a reasonable fashion, then you'll be worth your weight in gold.

      4. Communicate well and often. If you can write well, and lay out progress, designs, docs, etc. in a clean and concise fashion, clients will love you. Good communication skills are beyond crucial.

    37. Re:Limited options by martinX · · Score: 1

      Bingo! I actually have a name for this: the Deathbed Rule. When faced with a choice in life, choose the path that will lead to good deathbed memories and no regrets.

      Tried that but the babysitter wouldn't put out.

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      When they came for the communists, I said "He's next door. Take him away. Goddam commies."
    38. Re:Limited options by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...goto Google and look for individual health coverage.

      I've found that the plans I find on the web at random don't tend to be any better than any of the employer plans I've been offered in the last 10 years. The out of pocket costs tend to be the same or favor the individual plans.

      See my rant from another thread...

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      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    39. Re:Limited options by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The mortgage is a sure thing.

      None of the other investments are.

      Many of those investments can actually lose money or completely evaporate.

      Have you people forgotten the dot.com bubble already?

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    40. Re:Limited options by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I understand balance. But most people screw it up. Some say they would have spend more time with the family, some die destitute. I go with conservative balance. I'll have enough money, no matter what, but I still take time to take trips (three international trips last year, though none so far this year). But for someone starting out in life, saving is much more important than trips. Putting that $5000 in the bank at 20 rather than 30 makes a $500,000 or so difference in money available at the end. Encouraging spending the money while you can is irresponsible. Save it while you are young, spend it while you are middle aged, and you will be a multi-millionaire when you die. Spend it while you are young, save it while you are middle aged, and you'll die broke. Either way, you have the exact same experiences, just at different times in your lives.

    41. Re:Limited options by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Reminds me of an old quote - "You're not old until regret take the place of your dreams".

    42. Re:Limited options by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      You are exactly right. I am still fairly young and I can't retire at this point. I was stating in the OP that I thought that I had found a place I could retire from, meaning work here another 20 years and then retire.

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
    43. Re:Limited options by Mistah+Blue · · Score: 1

      Yes, or to put in the words of businesses say, it is all about managing your cost structure. Paying that mortgage off buys you a whole bunch of cash flow to work with. You can invest it, spend it (or a combination thereof). Spending it could mean taking a pay cut by getting that less stressful job/career.

    44. Re:Limited options by Gorlash · · Score: 1

      If you already have it, then kill yourself. why the hell would you want to just hold on and slowly watch the world crumble around you while you sit uselessly and smug in your knowledge that you HAVE it? explain the meaning of that? Whooosh! Right over your head... It's pretty obvious to any reader paying attention that the "it" he was referring to was "the chance to see if..." That chance, you already have. Which makes the rest of your rant more or less irrelevant and pointless.

    45. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm, why not have it all?

      Make a lot of money, vacation, travel.

      Find a job you can tolerate, negotiate a better package.

      Life is not stud poker. Take some cards but don't fold.

    46. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm on deathbed right now. This is most likely my last post. I did not pursue my dream and got stuck in that boring corp America job. But that does not matter any more. I have just two things to regret. I should have fcked that girl in high school. I should have never posted as Anonymous Coward.

    47. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if you're in the phase of your mortgage where you're paying more principal than interest, sure.

      The dot.bomb bubble will be nothing compared to the housing bubble, though. Continuing to pay a mortgage on a house that's losing value (and I'm obviously talking about those out there who recently bought ridiculously overpriced houses with phoney-baloney no-money-down option-ARMs because the realtwhore told you that real estate "always goes up"... you know who you are) is a heartbreaking way to watch your net worth completely evaporate, too.

      But you get that nice tax writeoff for all that money you borrowed and still have to pay back, right?

    48. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's a fine line between ambition and insanity. The quest for "more" of "it" never ends, there's no satisfactoin, no end, no peace. When all you desire is "more" be it "challenges overcome, deeds accomplished, or inventions and creations" the difference between that and dollars is trifle. All those are merely things, and as you've poingantly stated you'll never sustain the capacity to achieve them, nor aquire the ability to hold on to them.

      Success is nothing more than a state of mind, and while accomplishments contribute to that they certainly are not the end all be all. There may be something "more" but you'll never grasp it, the moment you do the feeling will be temporary but inevitabley disipaite. The only way to a lasting serenity is acceptance; to be grateful for what you have and let go of the things you don't. When you find acceptance it doesn't matter if you have gobs of money or none, it doesn't mater how many things you've created or broken, nor how high you've climbed or low you've fallen. Acceptance is not acknowledge "my life is over," it's simply being content with what you have.

      Taking it easy doesn't kill you, the constant unfulfilled desire for somethign bigger, something greater, something more powerful is what kills. Perhaps your best bet is to read MacBeth, that's pure ambition at its finest. Once you've accepted life as it is you'll naturally stop fretting away the hours of a (dull) day and morning what you've lost. You will know a new freedom and a new happiness. You will not regret the past nor wish to shut the door on it. You will comprehend the word serenity and we will know peace. You will lose interest in selfish things and gain interest in your fellows. Your whole attitude and outlook upon life will change.

      -The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older, shorter of breath, and one day closer to death.

    49. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly what I was thinking, said better than I could.

    50. Re:Limited options by abigor · · Score: 1

      You seem to think that the Deathbed Rule means throwing all caution to the wind and living for today at every opportunity. It doesn't. One critical DR decision I made was to become completely debt-free in my 20s. Another was to start investing $1000 a month, every month. The DR is not an excuse to behave irresponsibly.

    51. Re:Limited options by Jonny+do+good · · Score: 1

      Yes, or to put in the words of businesses say, it is all about managing your cost structure. Paying that mortgage off buys you a whole bunch of cash flow to work with. You can invest it, spend it (or a combination thereof). Spending it could mean taking a pay cut by getting that less stressful job/career.

      Well, you are right, paying off the mortage will lead to higher cash flow in the future, but at the cost of lower cash flow now. If you invest wisely in a diversified portfolio consisting of a healthy mix of index funds, mutual funds, bonds, and some cash in a money market you should easily be able to beat the interest cost through gains, dividends, bond payments, etc. over the long haul. Over 10-20 years the market tends to go up at much more than 6% per year (about the real cost of a morgtage after tax, it's hard to say what it really is though since eveyone gets different rates and has different tax rates), bonds tend pay a steady stream at between 5-10% depending on the bond (Treasury bonds are lower right now but even though interest rates have been higher lately they are still lower than the historical average), and a money market will get you about 4% these days and tends to be indexed below the T-Bill rate.

      Paying off principle only helps build equity, but if you buy a house and can get it to increase in value you have used the banks money to build your own equity. It is just like leverage in the business world, using someone elses money 9the banks) to make yourself money. Now all of this is not for the feignt of heart, when you loose money the loss is amplified as well. Right now we are seeing a lot of the down side of this because people got crazy in some markets such as FL and SO CAL and just kept buying houses to flip, developers couldn't stop building, and then the number of people looking to move to these areas declined. The developers have a hard time knowing what real demand is because such a large number of their sales were to flippers so the markets got saturated with too many homes. The "bubble" will end and another will come, it is the nature of a market with imperfect information.

      If you are close to retirement the situation may change, but this depends on the individual financial picture.

    52. Re:Limited options by misleb · · Score: 1

      Either way, you have the exact same experiences, just at different times in your lives.


      I don't know about that. I'm only 32 but I'm starting to see how "tame" experiences get later in life. Taking a guided tour of Europe in and air conditioned bus (as older persons either prefer or must do due to health conditions) is a lot different than hitchhiking your way across the same terrain. Sorry, not the exact same experience at all.

      I would never take back the month I spent in Germany when I was 18. Sure, it cost $2,000+, but damn was it an experience I'll never forget. I would tell any young adult to do something like that before they get tied down with a a career and/or family because experiences are NOT exactly the same when there's a significant change in age.

      -matthew

      --
      "THERE IS NO JUSTICE, THERE IS ONLY ME." -Death
    53. Re:Limited options by BlueHands · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That makes no sense. While $2000 might, over 50 years, turn into $250,000 you don't get that much at the end. You only get $25k worth of purchasing power, at best. That becomes a much different story. Even if the math was right, and meant what you think it meant, what you just ended up arguing for is just putting some money away over the next 2 or 3 years and THEN doing whatever the hell you want for the rest of your life. 50 years later, magically everything is wonderful.

      But, even if everything you said was true - that the money works out how you say and that very few people look back and are content - I would want to be one of those people. I would want to be one of those that enjoyed that 2 week trip after high school for the next 50 years. I might not be sure if I would be that person or not, but i know the safe ones, the turtles of the world, aren't. Some of them have more cash, some of them are happier then they every would be otherwise but none of them became that person, that person who inspires.

      Better to have lived and loved as they say.....

      --
      I mod everyone down who says "I'll get modded down for this." I hate to disappoint.
    54. Re:Limited options by irhtfp · · Score: 1

      Heh. So I get to choose a life-changing trip exploring the world which I'll have with me my whole life or a $1,000,000 candy bar as I lay dying of cancer while the morphine drip steals my consciousness.

      You're idea of success is... strange. But good on ya' mate. To each his own.

      --
      I've made up my mind and now I've got to lie in it.
    55. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bingo! I actually have a name for this: the Deathbed Rule. When faced with a choice in life, choose the path that will lead to good deathbed memories and no regrets.

      I call bullshit on the Deathbed Rule. You live for 70 years. Of those 70 years you spend perhaps 40 minutes on your deathbed. During those 40 minutes you are with high likelihood either:

      • On drugs
      • In pain
      • Incoherent or unconscious

      Why let those 40 minutes of drugged misery be the defining point of your life? There may be good reasons for following your dreams, but I don't think deathbed bliss is one of them.

    56. Re:Limited options by lambini · · Score: 0

      Do not change careers.
      Do not buy an expensive sports car.
      Do not leave your wife for a 20-year old bimbo Exactly, but I would take it a bit further, do try a new challenge, but stick with your field of expertise. Don't buy that porsche yet, your 20-year old bimbo will indeed drive it into a wall at some point. But get a motorcycle, not to big one, and cruise around. Enjoy some new trills.
      Go on a holiday you normally wouldn't make. How about travelling around Asia? Dominican Republic did it for me, being european, but I already am looking forward to travelling around in Thailand and maybe even find some time to got to Bora Bora. When you feel you are tired of your job, it usually means there are no other trills in your life to enjoy. So before making drastic changes, try something new that is not related to your work in anyway and learn that you need the take a distance from your day to day routine tasks.
    57. Re:Limited options by Firrenzi · · Score: 1

      In support of the parent, there is a good book by Deepak Chopra called "ageless body, timeless mind" discussing the effect of observer created reality in quantum mechanics affecting the aging process. Worth a read

      --
      The Tao that can be named is not the Tao
    58. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > about your only options would be producing porn videos, politics, or some other life of crime.

        Why is producing porn videos a crime?
        Politics I can understand, but at least in my country (Germany) producing porn is perfectly legal.

        Yeah, I know, I should get an account, but this my first post on /.

    59. Re:Limited options by Masters+Champion · · Score: 1

      My dad is now 69 years old, and spent his entire career as a EE. Oftentimes he hated it, or was bored with it. But he was able to retire at 55 due to good planning.

      Last night he was telling me that the days in his late 50s when he was still healthy, retired and doing whatever he felt like, were some of the best of his life.

      Me, I get fed up, bored, and tired of what I'm doing. I've been doing IT for 20 years as well and would really like to leave the game and become a photographer. But, like my dad, I've got kids that depend on me, and I'd like to retire in my 50s. So, I'm keeping my head down, depositing my check every other week, paying down my mortgage, and watching my 401k grow. If I get canned, maybe I'll move to something else, but for now, I'm taking the money and running.


      In the words of the great Ozzie Guillen - "Keep taking their money until they kick you out."

    60. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Faint said...

      as i lay to die the things i think /
      did i waste my time? /
      i think i did /
      i worked for life

      When you're 80 and someone asks you what did during your life, do you really want to say "Well, I worked"? And when looking back at your accomplishments and acquisitions, maybe it all wasn't worth the long business trips and 80-hour work weeks to make that deal with the Chinese slave labor factory or Indian software sweatshop--while neglecting your spouse and kids, having few real friends, having no contact with the community in which you live.

      As Grinch said about Christmas, maybe life means something more....

    61. Re:Limited options by egduj777 · · Score: 1

      by that reasoning you'd never do anything! how about considering how that trip opened your eyes to the world, gave you a new perspective, changed your life forever? and maybe it didn't. nevertheless, being broke is a question of not managing your money properly in most cases (or being severely disadvantaged by life and/or society's unfair nature). in general it's a question of balance. making such sweeping and generalizing statements is not helpful.

    62. Re:Limited options by DM9290 · · Score: 1

      "There's a fine line between ambition and insanity."

      insanity is not necessarily a bad thing in the end.

      "The quest for "more" of "it" never ends, there's no satisfactoin, no end, no peace."

      there are moments of peace... its called taking refreshment. But refreshment that doesn't lead to future action is in vain. And the remainder of your life is in vain the moment you say "this is enough: there is no more".

      "When all you desire is "more" be it "challenges overcome, deeds accomplished, or inventions and creations" the difference between that and dollars is trifle. All those are merely things, and as you've poingantly stated you'll never sustain the capacity to achieve them, nor aquire the ability to hold on to them."

      Ever heard of a guy called Jesus? or another guy called Lord Byron? Or Joan of Arc? Edgar Allan Poe?

      creative works and original experiences DO have meaning. And after you are dead they still have meaning. They pass onto others and create within them something which could not have existed any other way.

      these people did something ORIGINAL.. they died young and died BROKE. they would have been dead anyway but they left something far far more valuable than any sum of money they could have ever earned as a labourer. They have more today than they ever had. They lost nothing. And they have given more to humanity than any wad of cash could have done.

      go and be an inspiration and your actions can have meaning beyond the date of your death.

      do nothing but work your ass off and in the end people will give you a stupid eulogy like "he was a good father" .. and leave off the words "but after the kids moved out he didn't really do anything else with his life"... "on the other hand here's a fat wad of cash! woo!!"

      Sitting around and lamenting that you are bored with your high paying IT job but too scared to give it up to do something new, so you live the remainder of your days, empty and unfulfilled.... now *THAT* is insane.

      --
      No one has a right to their *own* opinion. They have a right to the TRUTH.
    63. Re:Limited options by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The point is not to treat the house as an investment. You need somewhere to live. The point is to free up the capital that would otherwise be tied up paying for the roof over your head.

      <tyler_durden>
      Your personal dwelling is not an asset.
      </tyler_durden>

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    64. Re:Limited options by Proteus · · Score: 1

      The only people who should ignore their dreams and stick with the lives they hate...


      There's a huge difference between sticking with a 'life you hate' and sticking with a temporary situation that sucks. Only whiners radically change their life because of a short stint of suck.

      Let me supply a comparison from my own life:

      When I was younger, I had a job where I was under-paid and over-worked. I really wanted to quit and get something better, but without a degree or enough work experience, I couldn't get a job in the IT field. I decided to stick with that job, and I'm glad I did -- otherwise, I'd probably be in an entire field I can't stand anymore.

      I stuck with a temporary situation that sucked, because I could look to the future and see that it was in my long-term interest to do so.

      When I was a little older, I got myself stuck in a situation where my friends and roommates were treating me like crap, I was spending all of my money on stupid crap to make myself feel better (which didn't work), and I was operating a business that was at a dead-end. Now that was a life I hated: I packed up my stuff, bought myself out of my lease, sold a good portion of what I owned, closed the business, and moved across the state. I had to take a job as a waiter in my new home to pay the bills, but I had friendlier friends, less stress, and a much better roommate (who I married later).

      I left a life I hated despite, even though it created a temporary situation that sucked.

      I think the important thing for the OP to decide is whether he's in a spot that sucks now, but will set him up to be comfortable later (i.e. being able to retire and travel because of a good pension/extra money/whatever); or, whether the situation is so bad in the long run that it's worth fleeing at any cost.
      --
      We may not imagine how our lives could be more frustrating and complex—but Congress can. – Cullen Hightower
    65. Re:Limited options by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i would say i disagree with the statement "The only people who should ignore their dreams and stick with the lives they hate are people who believe in reincarnation.". In fact, from whatever info i've gathered so far, if a person truly believes in reincarnation, there's more urgency to make it in THIS life, since you don't know what the next life will be - could be animal, beggar... or in hell, or in much better shape than this life, etc., etc. The glitch is, until you have enough clairvoyance to see, you don't know what you'll end up with. So the urgency of making it now, see the "thing" and get over in this life, becomes more real. Though that goal is not a material one, it can make any change possible in the material world.

    66. Re:Limited options by nytmare · · Score: 1

      You didn't take inflation into account. $2000, in 1957, at the age of 20? That's more than the price of a new car.

    67. Re:Limited options by raw-sewage · · Score: 1

      I live in Canada

      Where in Canada? Actually, that isn't so important to me as this: what is the cost of living like where you live? E.g., is it a huge metropolitan area, more rural, etc? Do you rent or own your living quarters? What are you paying, if rent, and for how much? If you own, what is the cost of say a "typical" kind of 1500ish square foot home (say, three bedroom) in a good (meaning safe) neighborhood?

      By working at home, I free up a huge amount of time for fun stuff. I typically get up around 6:45 and shuffle over to the computer. By 1:00-2:00 or so, I'm finishing up for the day.

      That sounds too good to be true. What is your income like (sorry, don't know any polite way to ask the question)? Basically, I'm stuck in the Chicago area right now. Got a well-paying but boring/unliked job. I want to move, but my finance doesn't want to (plus we have a lease I'd rather not break). So I'm thinking that perhaps contracting is the way to go. As long as I don't have to start selling stuff to live, it might be the way to go.

      3. Learn Java and the current "hot" frameworks and libraries. I'm pretty lukewarm towards Java as it's not a terribly exciting language. However, it is the unofficial server-side standard. Learn it well, and you'll be turning away work on a regular basis. Because it's got a low barrier to entry, there are a ton of terrible Java programmers out there. If you can distinguish yourself with clean designs and implementations, and deliver in a reasonable fashion, then you'll be worth your weight in gold.

      I'm a proficient C/C++ developer, with plenty of proficient experience. I'm not the best, but I think I'm pretty good. I've dabbled with Java, and am certain I can learn whatever it takes. So what are the current "hot" frameworks and libraries?

  4. Me? by Tarlus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd become a fireman.

    --
    /* No Comment */
    1. Re:Me? by Bardez · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Funny, I work with a guy who did the exact opposite.

      --
      Perception is the thin dividing line between reality and fiction.
    2. Re:Me? by arabagast · · Score: 5, Funny

      A fireman became him ?

      --
      Doolittle : ...What is your one purpose in life?
      Bomb no.20 : To explode of course.
    3. Re:Me? by paeanblack · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd become a fireman.

      Yeah, they deal with fewer fires.

    4. Re:Me? by woozlewuzzle · · Score: 1

      Truly I wish I had mod points today.

      Thanks for the chuckle

    5. Re:Me? by lgbarker · · Score: 1

      Except that we're all too damn old.

      Most fire departments have a maximum age of 28-35 for new recuits. With 20 years in IT the odds are that the OP is out of luck. Pity. I grew up around firefighters and they are some of the best people out there.

    6. Re:Me? by FiloEleven · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently that sort of thing happens all the time in Soviet Russia.

    7. Re:Me? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      Damn. That's insightful (and hysterically funny).

      --
      No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
    8. Re:Me? by OnlineAlias · · Score: 1


      I've been in IT for 15 years and have considered becoming an attorney. I would definitely go back to school whatever my chosen endeavor....

    9. Re:Me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of an acappella (babershop, actually) song.

      My father is a fireman, he puts out fires.
      Hmmmmmm.
      My mother is a fireman, she puts out fires.
      Hmmmmmm.
      My brother is a fireman, he puts out fires.
      Hmmmmmm.
      My sister is a fireman, she puts out...
      Hmmmmmm.

      Haha

    10. Re:Me? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      It was either that or death.

    11. Re:Me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto, I'm 36 and if the rumors about age bias in development are true I'll probably get into patent law in the next decade (hopefully busting stupidly obvious ones). Apparently lawyers who also have engineering degrees (even CS counts, for some reason) aren't that common.

    12. Re:Me? by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

      Yes, followed by: 'In Soviet Russia, fire hose eats you!'

    13. Re:Me? by stefanlasiewski · · Score: 1

      You work with a guy who starts fires?

      That would either make him an arsonist, Guy Montag or a software developer...

      --
      "Can of worms? The can is open... the worms are everywhere."
    14. Re:Me? by jddj · · Score: 1

      Doolittle : ...What is your one purpose in life?

      Bomb no.20 : To explode of course.

      Shouldn't this be posted as part of the "Dark Matter Stars" thread?

    15. Re:Me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, you're never too old.

      After 15 years in IT, I made the jump into the fire service. I was the second oldest in my class, the oldest guy being 36. It was the best decision I ever made. And since the end of probation, life is good. The hardest part by far is going from being in charge to being a peon again after all those years. But well worth the sacrifice.

      Oh, and the main reason I got this job were my IT skills. You all know how ragingly incompetent city IT folks are.

      So, go for the FireFighter job. And if you can't hack it, you can always be a cop.

    16. Re:Me? by moochfish · · Score: 1

      The guy burns stuff down?

    17. Re:Me? by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Not France? Are car-b-ques not popular there anymore?

    18. Re:Me? by MayorDefacto · · Score: 1

      Funny, I work with a guy who did the exact opposite.

      He became an arsonist?

    19. Re:Me? by MyPetName(..) · · Score: 1

      Just wait till they outsource them to ChIndia

    20. Re:Me? by _14k4 · · Score: 1

      I am a volunteer one - and if I didn't need the money that being in IT brings me at this time, I would take the pay cut to a paid FF any day. (Having a wedding, a bride to be going through cancer, and three children in the house makes money an important fact of life. So, I usually just put a nice FD background image on my computer and stare out the window. :P)

    21. Re:Me? by dgec · · Score: 1

      A friend (also in I.T.) knows a carpenter. Guy who was in an accident. Had brain damage, couldn't do it any more.

      So... he went into I.T.
      This explains way, WAY too much...

      I know what O.P. means though, I'd love to get do something else too, but other things have priority right now.

  5. Careers by Reason58 · · Score: 5, Informative

    This seems akin to asking Slashdot what you should be when you grow up. There's no way total strangers could answer this for you. Take a look at your hobbies, interests and what you do well at. Look at the classifieds and see what kind of jobs center around those things. See what kind of experience and education they require. Go from there.

    1. Re:Careers by Kamots · · Score: 1

      Indeed. For all we know, he could have an interest in maille, and could try to make a living from selling his wares at conventions and faires.

      Look at what you enjoy. Figure out what it is about those activities that you enjoy doing, their core attributes if you would; then think about what types of jobs would be related to those core attributes.

    2. Re:Careers by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The question is not what HEshould do, but what would you do. The guy's looking for personal opinions. Instead of telling him why he shouldn't ask people what they think, try telling him what you think. Think of it as a brain-storming session for everyone reading the discussion, not just the original guy asking the question. Lots of people may get ideas from it that they would have never considered on their own.

      --
      When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    3. Re:Careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at what you enjoy. Figure out what it is about those activities that you enjoy doing, their core attributes if you would

      And if you enjoy computers?

      Part of the problem has been that over the last generations there has been more and more of a drive to specialize earlier and earlier in life. I graduated the year that Texas decided to push kids out of college by forcing them to pay out of state rates after some number of hours that was pretty close to the standard graduation requirements. As it was, I spent 6 years going to school between half and full time, and the only classes I got to take outside of reading, riting, rithmetic, and rengineering was my PE classes (bowling and fencing) and a music appreciation "humanities" class, and that was after coming through highschool on the "hey look, if I take PE by correspondence, I can make it all the way to Calculus 2 AP" track. In the end, all I have to say is...

      What is fun?

      How do I find out what I find enjoyable, since I've basically spent my life with math and books. Fortunately, I'm taking some steps to correct that, there's a company called "Events and Adventures" here in Houston that I recently signed up with, and they set up a lot of different things from camping to horseback riding, but it's largely all outdoor stuff, and they advertise heavily for singles, so you can see most of their events are aimed at pairing people up. What else is out there, any guides to finding a hobby?

    4. Re:Careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do I find out what I find enjoyable, since I've basically spent my life with math and books. Fortunately, I'm taking some steps to correct that, there's a company called "Events and Adventures" here in Houston that I recently signed up with, and they set up a lot of different things from camping to horseback riding, but it's largely all outdoor stuff, and they advertise heavily for singles, so you can see most of their events are aimed at pairing people up. What else is out there, any guides to finding a hobby?

      Start conversations with people you meet there, you're likely to have some mutual interests, if you enjoy the outdoor stuff in principle. Then try out some of the things they do that sound fun to you.

      Really, meet lots of different people, get to know them, see what ideas they give you. It's bound to work better than fucking Ask Slashdot...

    5. Re:Careers by crabpeople · · Score: 5, Funny

      You clearly dont understand how "ask slashdot" works. Someone asks a question, and then we all make fun of that person.

      --
      I'll just use my special getting high powers one more time...
    6. Re:Careers by rfmann · · Score: 0

      I would follow my dream and open a combination brewpub/barbecue joint/topless carwash.

    7. Re:Careers by Golias · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Take a look at your hobbies, interests and what you do well at. Look at the classifieds and see what kind of jobs center around those things. See what kind of experience and education they require. Go from there.

      That's good advice, as long as what you meant by "go from there" was "then stay in your current job that pays well, and have fun with your hobbies on evenings and weekends."

      Do you want to live like a 22-year old again? In a tiny apartment with a roommate or two and an old beat-up car in the parking garage? Having to borrow from family to buy any big-ticket items? With no health insurance? Being on the bottom rung of pretty much everything? Only without as much energy, naive optimism, or potential for growth?

      If so, then changing careers or starting a new business is a fantastic idea.

      Otherwise, find the fun in what you are doing now. Being poor when you're fresh out of college is normal. Being poor as a middle-aged man is depressing.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    8. Re:Careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crack dealer, can work out of your house. Used car salesman, in a couple years might move up to a new car salesman position. Politician. You can be professionally unemployed. Rock star. The guy that cleans up after the elephants in the circus. Car thief. Professional assassin. Spiritual guru. Evangelical Christian reverend. Psychic.

    9. Re:Careers by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In all fairness, I feel Pikoro is to blame: protocol on Ask Slashdot is to ask for legal advice so that responses can follow one of two possible formats:

      1. 1. "IANAL, but..."
      2. 2. "Ask Slashdot isn't a substitute for an attorney, you retard!"
      It makes it very difficult for us to mock the Askee when they ask sensible IT-related questions!
      --
      This is where the serious fun begins.
    10. Re:Careers by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Yo! I'm there.

    11. Re:Careers by dwayneabailey · · Score: 0

      Gene Simmons, is that you??

    12. Re:Careers by dlt074 · · Score: 1

      if money made me happy, you would be right. sadly i find money in and of itself is not enough anymore. i can buy what i want and it's not enough... i need more of something else, nothing in IT seems to satisfy anymore.

    13. Re:Careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was reading somewhere on the internet (bankrate.com maybe) advice about what to do if you don't like your job. Some of this really made sense to me:
      --Don't expect to get fulfillment from your job. You can be happy outside of work, your happiness is a state of mind, not something your job should provide. Find things outside of work that you really like and do them ("...have fun with your hobbies...").
      --You are NOT what you do. There's no real reason to equate who you are with your profession. Sure, you're a programmer (or whatever), but you're also a person. A person who likes X, Y, and Z. Maybe your a gamer, or a father (mother?), or a bowler, etc. It would be a fun exercise to go to a party and when someone asks what you do answer "I'm a budding pro-tour bowler."
      This wasn't what I was reading, but is close:
      http://www.forbes.com/careers/2005/11/30/career-wo rk-employment-cx_sr_1201bizbasics.html

      Also, I'd get some job counseling before attempting to switch professions completely. At least take a test that would give you ideas of things you like to do (like the "Vocational Counseling and Human Resource tests on this page: http://www.psychtest.com/).

      Best of luck!

    14. Re:Careers by espressojim · · Score: 1

      Money only makes you happy to a degree. Money can buy your way into food, shelter, and clothing. It can buy you travel, luxury, and some piece of mind.

      You're comfortable, and that's all you can get. If you talked to a homeless man, he'd be HAPPY to be in your place.

      Happiness is fleeting. Nobody is ever ALWAYS happy. This is actually part of the human condition - the fact that you aren't happy (but want to be) is what keeps you moving forward to discover and achieve. It's the way we're wired, so find ways to get your doses of happyness, but don't think that you'll be able to pin it all on one thing.

      Life is more than work. If your job sucks, then take the same great skills to an interesting enviornment - a big firm might be boring, a small startup company might be fun. Or you could try acedemia. Sure, there's a pay cut involved, but I think it's totally work it.

    15. Re:Careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should expect fulfillment from your job. It may not turn out that way, but if you don't even try to find it, you're wasting a third of your waking life (and the part most likely to leave a lasting effect on the world).

    16. Re:Careers by DogDude · · Score: 1

      Do you want to live like a 22-year old again? In a tiny apartment with a roommate or two and an old beat-up car in the parking garage? Having to borrow from family to buy any big-ticket items? With no health insurance? Being on the bottom rung of pretty much everything? Only without as much energy, naive optimism, or potential for growth?

      If it means having more fun? Hell yeah, I do! I've done it once already. I'd do it again. Life is short. You only get one shot. You better do what you want to do right NOW.

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    17. Re:Careers by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
      Indeed. For all we know, he could have an interest in maille, and could try to make a living from selling his wares at conventions and faires.

      No way! You can do that? Personally I'd think you're better off selling bascinets, hundskulls and maybe bulk rattan.

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    18. Re:Careers by NoMaster · · Score: 1

      Do you want to live like a 22-year old again? In a tiny apartment with a roommate or two and an old beat-up car in the parking garage? Having to borrow from family to buy any big-ticket items? With no health insurance? Being on the bottom rung of pretty much everything? Only without as much energy, naive optimism, or potential for growth?
      I'm 40. I live by myself in a 5 room/2 bedroom apartment a stones throw from the city. I have a 2 year old car, bought new. I've already bought all my big-ticket items; I only need to replace them when they die / become obsolete. I have private health insurance (and a government scheme to fall back on; YMMV in the USA). Bottom rung? Nah...

      And, while the flesh may be a little weaker than it was 20+ years ago, the spirit is more than willing. I have more energy, naive optimism, and potential for growth than I did back then - and now I have the added advantage of being aware of that.

      And I also have 20+ years of experience of the things to avoid.

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    19. Re:Careers by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the chuckle :D

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    20. Re:Careers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > You clearly dont understand how "ask slashdot" works. Someone asks a question, and then we all make fun of that person.

      How would he know? He has a 5 digit ID...

  6. Cars oddly enough by Alcimedes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you can get past the mess, I've found a lot of geeks are also good at fixing cars. Similarly complex systems that all work together, required trouble shooting of various systems, etc.

    The nice part is it's a useful skill in every day life, and if nothing else you might know when someone is going to rip you off at the local auto shop.

    1. Re:Cars oddly enough by superpulpsicle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Car repair is like a dirty version of IT. It takes alittle less brain and more muscle. It is no more exciting than IT.

    2. Re:Cars oddly enough by techpawn · · Score: 5, Funny

      I knew the car analogy was in here somewhere

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    3. Re:Cars oddly enough by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      You can get an ASE certification in automotive electrical systems by taking a six unit course and a $250 exam. If you know anything about electronics, and computer systems, you will find it trivial. Probably the two most lucrative areas in automotive work are electrical work, and the color matching/spot repair work in auto body. Difference is that if you go to work for a body shop, unless you're already a veteran you'll spend the first few months cleaning paint guns and sweeping up the shop, whereas with an ASE cert in auto electrical and a little bit of competence, you'll be making more than you ever did with computers. And you won't be on call. Unfortunately, I never got the cert, because I was too poor at the time :/ I did get an automotive heating and A/C cert, but who wants to do that shit for a living? That's actual work :)

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    4. Re:Cars oddly enough by sheddd · · Score: 3, Informative

      Brain is useful in most any job. The best mechanic I know is damn smart.

    5. Re:Cars oddly enough by Kamots · · Score: 1

      Well, there is a difference between repair and modding/tuning/etc.

      And my coworker would vehemently disagree with you :P

    6. Re:Cars oddly enough by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Difference is that if you go to work for a body shop, unless you're already a veteran you'll spend the first few months cleaning paint guns and sweeping up the shop, whereas with an ASE cert in auto electrical and a little bit of competence, you'll be making more than you ever did with computers.

      Dude, I'm pretty much in the middle of the pack when it comes to programmer salaries in my region at my level of experience, and I've yet to meet an auto mechanic of any kind who makes half as much as I do.

      These days, when a component of an electrical system in a car fails, they don't bring in an engineer to rebuild it. A shop monkey reads the diagnostic computer that tells him which part to replace, he replaces it, and the car is back on the road a few hours later.

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    7. Re:Cars oddly enough by jrjarrett · · Score: 1

      If a car is 20 years old, you can figure it out. Otherwise, cars, well, engines, are wrapped in plastic shields to hide the sheer number of electronic components. Heck throttles aren't even mechanical devices anymore. I rebuilt my '81 VW Rabbit engine from the block up and can hold that whole system in my head at once. I look under the hood at my '06 Golf and run. Screaming.

    8. Re:Cars oddly enough by stevey · · Score: 1

      Similar "fixit" work would be as a plumber, or a locksmith. You could even be on-call for those for rediculous salaries.

      Personally I'd not be interested in locksmithary, but people will always need plumbers. Especially at random hours of the day. Dealing with water is very simple if you can gain the appropriate certifications for your locale.

    9. Re:Cars oddly enough by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I did this the other way around, and it's worked out quite well.

      My father was a mechanic, and my first career was in the automotive industry (parts department, not service, but still). I've done a whole lot of car work, and I'm glad I don't have to pay anyone $300 to put in a $15 set of brake pads.

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    10. Re:Cars oddly enough by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Not to mention if you get some experience working on german cars it's pretty easy to make 6 figures a year. This is a great piece of advice.

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    11. Re:Cars oddly enough by tftp · · Score: 1
      I'm glad I don't have to pay anyone $300 to put in a $15 set of brake pads.

      I know people who can't install brake pads themselves (and on drum brakes it may be physically difficult.) However those same people were earning programmers' salaries while you were studying car repair, so it remains to be seen who is better off. Besides, brakes on modern hybrid cars last forever.

    12. Re:Cars oddly enough by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Obviously you don't have a merc.
      JJ (who assists me with my old diesel beater, because he *likes* it) charges $98/hr base shop rate, +parts, +fees, +otherstuff.
      Most of his clients pay him an average of $180/hr of actual work (as he is faster than book rate). Only reason he touches my car is that I don't have the right tools in some cases, whereas he does, and I am never in a hurry so if he has to sit on it a week that's ok. (that and I usually get a price break because he says working on the old diesels is relaxing).
      -nB

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    13. Re:Cars oddly enough by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      Oh I didn't say I was better off. I'm certainly better off now than I would be if I stuck with the automotive industry, but I do wish I had gone the tech route in the first place. I was too busy misspending my youth, I suppose.

      I was just reinforcing the compatibility between IT and automotive skills. As though that needed to be done.

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    14. Re:Cars oddly enough by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And generally it provides a more stable work environment. You can decide where in the country you want to work, and if you get fed up with your employer, you can go work for somebody else more easily than in an IT position. You can also work more easily in smaller markets, so you don't have to pay for expensive housing in metropolitan areas. Also, car repair is not something that is about to be outsourced anytime soon.

      Yes, you still have to deal with complex problems, trial-and-error fixing, and customer service. So there are benefits and downsides.

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      -- Pablo Picasso
    15. Re:Cars oddly enough by radish · · Score: 1

      First off, that's not really an apples-for-apples comparison. I assume this guy runs his own shop, so he doesn't get medical, pension or other benefits, and also has to pay (at least a part of) the cost of running the building, rent, advertising etc. Maybe he also has staff who aren't revenue generating (a receptionist, cleaner, whatever). Just because you pay the guy $xxx an hour does not mean that's what ends up in his pay packet - and for the same reason an employee of a company costs their employer significantly more than they actually get paid.

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    16. Re:Cars oddly enough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a good point. Hours worked and hours billed are two different things.

      And even though $98/hr is less than most developers can charge, my experience is that few developers can charge more than $180/hr unless they work for consulting company (and the consulting company usually skims off a lot of that to pay for the fountain in the lobby).

    17. Re:Cars oddly enough by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      It doesn't take "less brains." Sure, they routinely hire people with less brains, but that's why the service at most places is like a shop vac -- it sucks AND blows.

    18. Re:Cars oddly enough by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      I'm not disputing that at all,
      However I think that many people would consider $80/hr (his approx take home after the cost of business) to be pretty good.
      -nB

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    19. Re:Cars oddly enough by dcam · · Score: 1

      The best mechanic I know is damn smart.

      Those two facts may not be correlated.

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    20. Re:Cars oddly enough by WebMasterP · · Score: 1

      You guys are focusing on the wrong part of automotive work. Traditional body work and Jiffy Lube type jobs aren't going to be fun for long. However, there are still problems unsolved in the racing and autosports world begging for people solve. The reason for this is that there are so many different platforms. For instance, I started a subwoofer box company because I saw a need an filled it. There are still tons of needs for my platform I just don't have the time or money to fill them. Problem solving is fun and mechanical engineering does not stray far from traditional computer science.

      I love working on my car just as much as I love breaking into a fresh new programming project.

    21. Re:Cars oddly enough by dbitter1 · · Score: 1

      Having been a locksmith for six years prior to "coming" to IT, I can say there is a lot more to it that most outside the trade think.

      Learning car systems (knowing what wire to unplug so an airbag doesn't explode in your face whilst pulling a steering column lock), campus masterkey systems, troubleshooting and even crafting parts for old locks (esp in a place like Chicago, where we have 150+yr houses), keeping up with high security systems, etc, keeps you a lot busier than you would think learning. To this day, many years later, I still want to shoot half the professional locksmiths I deal with (and the other half just push out of the way and do it myself).

      The on-call thing works out pretty well; usually you can pick when you want to be on call, esp if you are part of a relatively large shop. Most of those calls are the 30 second unlock calls that take you much longer to drive out than they do fix. Had one time a large chain here lost a grand master key, and we ended up rekeying about 75 of their offices in one night.

      The hardest thing I had to deal with is the Saturday morning calls where an elderly couple comes into the shop, shaking, explaining they were the victims of a robbery the night before, and then having to explain to them what a door that you can't open with a good kick costs.

      YMMV.

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    22. Re:Cars oddly enough by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info! I finally got turned on to cars after purchasing a Firebird Formula (upgraded from a Saturn SC2) and am starting to get into SCCA racing. I just picked up "Automotive Technologies" which seems to be a popular textbook for mechanics in training and it talks about the ASE certifications. If I actually stick to it and study, I'll be sure to look into taking the exams.

      I do wonder about your salary estimate though. Are you telling me that mechanics typically bring in six-figure salaries?

    23. Re:Cars oddly enough by Sj0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just want to mention something. I'm the ultimate result of not misspending a youth. I did nothing but fight and fight and fight for a future, and I somehow managed to pay most of my way through college with cash and get an education so I can sit here now drinking expensive beers while surfing slashdot.

      Take it from me: The misspent youth isn't misspent. I'm spending a lot -- A LOT of time and resources going along and trying to learn how to "misspend" my time, because living the ideal life is boring, stressful, and lonely.

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      It's been a long time.
    24. Re:Cars oddly enough by thurgoodj187 · · Score: 1

      Stop going to Wal-mart to get your auto repairs done. My father has been a mechanic since he was 13 (now 49) and makes a damn good living for St. Louis (60-70 K). Sure he'll never make 6 figures, but a skilled laborer is still valued in today's society. When the garage is charging 80-100$ an hour to work on your car, the mechanic should get 25-50% of that.

    25. Re:Cars oddly enough by MrNougat · · Score: 1

      That took me by surprise. That was candidly insightful. Thank you.

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    26. Re:Cars oddly enough by karnal · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you look at the cars today like you do the older ones, you can still wrap your head around them. Just group the electrical components based on the box they're in - you still have the same mechanicals, and if you needed to rebuild the engine, you just unplug all the wires (there's just more of them nowadays) and do the same thing....

      I keep teaching myself more about auto repair because it's saved me thousands. I actually like working on my car - when I know what the problem is. At the very least, I've learned how to change out an engine, replace an intake manifold (on 2 different cars) and drop pans, change every fluid and build my own brake lines.

      The first few times I had to force myself to do it, but now it's actually fun. (Part of forcing yourself to do it is to have something so broken you can't get the car to the shop to pay their rates..)

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    27. Re:Cars oddly enough by tomatoguy · · Score: 1

      I'd want to do restorations, not fix everyday cars, but take older cars with personality and make them new again. Maybe even make a few cars of my own - I have ideas.

    28. Re:Cars oddly enough by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I do wonder about your salary estimate though. Are you telling me that mechanics typically bring in six-figure salaries?

      Both automotive electricians and auto body guys (specifically spot repair, which is the most expensive repair for the amount of time it takes, and thus the most lucrative) can easily make $50/hr and up if they are at all competent. Shop rate for electrical ranges from about 65/hr on up to god knows how much (especially for luxury marques.) You don't even want to know what it costs to get a spot repair made on your paint.

      Mechanics typically do not bring home six figure salaries. But it is entirely possible.

      It's actually easier to make that kind of money doing spot repairs. But again, you typically have to climb the ladder. And it's not something you can effectively do in your garage for a number of reasons (some economical and supply-related, some due to legislation.)

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  7. Which IT? by avronius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you have a great deal of project management experience - there is an ocean of opportunity out there that does not involve "IT". Construction / manufacturing / etc. all require project managers to keep new ideas on track and on budget.

    If you have a great deal of experience with risk managemnt - there may be an opportunity for you in the stock market.

    It's all about which areas you have experience in, and how comfortably you are at adapting your skills to a new environment.

    1. Re:Which IT? by darkuncle · · Score: 5, Insightful

      avronius is right - "IT" is a term so broad that it really doesn't accurately describe what _anybody_ does for a living. If what you're doing feels like more work than play, my advice is, look at what you do for fun when you're not working. Do you like to game? Like to build stuff? Like to run services out of your house? It may not be that you're burned out on technology in general, but rather on the particular aspects you've been stuck in for a while.

      For instance: it would only take about a week of Windows desktop support to burn me out, but I'm pretty certain I'll be doing network/application architecture and hacking on UN*X and OSS apps until I'm permanently retired (and probably for fun thereafter). After all, this is what I was doing for fun before I figured out I could get paid for it ...

      You might also look at getting out of the "world's largest" anything ... diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks notwithstanding, nothing makes me burn out faster than having to deal with the mind-numbing, soul-crushing bureacracy of most large corporations.

      In summary: find something you like to do (might even be in tech), and find a company to do it for that's small enough to be flexible, fun and still concerned about the individual. Maybe easier said than done, but there are certainly a lot of places hiring sysadmins and programmers lately ...

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    2. Re:Which IT? by jkorz · · Score: 1

      Here here. I worked for a fortune 500 company on internship for 3 months, it was exactly like the movie office space. Umm... I had a stapler, it was a swingline

    3. Re:Which IT? by Intron · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I knew a guy who quit designing ASICs and went into construction full time - kitchen and bathroom remodeling, decks. He's never short of work now and he's happy.

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    4. Re:Which IT? by neurovish · · Score: 1

      ...and I'm sure he'll be just as well received as a Construction site foreman who signs on to head up IT projects.

    5. Re:Which IT? by avronius · · Score: 1

      Interestingly enough, most project managers do not understand the concepts involved with the majority of IT projects.

      Their role is to keep a project on track and on budget. It is your role to ensure that if there are issues, they are raised, but it is their role to ensure that things get escalated...

      The best project manager that I ever had came from a non-it background.

    6. Re:Which IT? by vinn01 · · Score: 1


      That's my stapler!

    7. Re:Which IT? by gregleimbeck · · Score: 1

      Is his name Peter, and did he recently visit an occupational hypnotherapist who died of a heart attack?

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      This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R were eliminated.

    8. Re:Which IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remodeling expanded like crazy due to flippers exploiting the real estate bubble. This is probably not a good time to start, unless maybe you specialize in refurbishing properties that have unoccupied and unmaintained (or vandalized) for a while due to foreclosure.

    9. Re:Which IT? by Profound · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Remember what it was like in IT after the dot com bubble? The real estate bubble is _FAR_ bigger in terms of total amount of silly misdirected money and so it is likely the fallout will be bigger, too.

  8. Consultant? by MImeKillEr · · Score: 1

    While technically not out of the IT field, at least it would allow you to continue to use your skills. Not only that, but you'd (potentially, hopefully) get a broader base of tasks.

    Might combat the boredom.

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    1. Re:Consultant? by caffeinatedOnline · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Talk about synchronicity, I was just thinking about this exact same question before I sat down and opened up /. I am a consultant, .NET / C# programmer, in Phoenix, AZ. I got bored with what I was doing, and thought that being a consultant and never taking more then a 6 month contract would be the best thing, as I would always have a new challenge on my plate. Been consulting for over 2 years now, programming for over 10. And am really bored with it.

      What to do next is a huge question for me. I make > $100k/year, and have no college education. Unfortunately, I have become accustomed to the lifestyle that I lead, and my bills won't go away just because I take a job that pays less. While consulting was a quick 'fix', I find that no matter where I go, it's the same over and over again. *shrug* Just my .02

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    2. Re:Consultant? by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      I would say start going back to college - if you are interested in Computer Science find a school that will give credit for life experience (you should be able to get most basic CS courses with a background in .NET/C#) and do what you have to do to finish a Bachelors degree. Or if you are not sure you want to keep doing IT then take some general courses and see if there is another field that you might be interested in.

      Failing at anything, even if you don't finish the Bachelors and just take some classes you will get out of the rut of just work, meet some people, learn some things, and maybe even find something else that you would be interested in.

    3. Re:Consultant? by caffeinatedOnline · · Score: 1

      I would love to do that, but the problem is (and I imagine that it affects a great number of people that would love to do this) how to support my family and lifestyle while I go back to school?

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    4. Re:Consultant? by docwatson223 · · Score: 1, Informative

      You nailed it! I just turned 40 and after 12 years in IT, I'm burned out on network architecture and design. I love doing it but it's gotten stale - I even went to Iraq and Haiti to get a change of scenery and it was the SOS. I just tried working for .gov and man, 2 months of working for 'El Cucaracha, the Clueless Network Dictator' I'm outta here at the end of the month. I totally get what you and others are going through - May be we should form a 'recovering IT workers' support group... :/

    5. Re:Consultant? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Nights and weekends man! I got my MBA that way. Family life was rough for a while but it paid off.

    6. Re:Consultant? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      I suggest finding a hobby or other interest so satisfying that you don't give a shit what you do to pay the bills.

      When you have arrived at a level of proficiency so high that your job isn't interesting, take advantage of being able to earn money easily!

      I'd pump septic tanks for 100K/year if required and not mind a bit.
      My hobbies and interests (mechanics/electronics/computers) match my current job, but if they did not I'd just work for the money and have fun elsewhere. A job that is NOT challenging frees the mind from the stress of worrying about meeting survival needs.

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    7. Re:Consultant? by nbritton · · Score: 1

      With over 10 years of IT experience under your belt you can probably get by with a 2 year degree from your local community college. Just make sure the degree you choose is applicable to your new profession.

      The hardest part of all this is taking the first step.

  9. Speaking as an insider... by charlesbakerharris · · Score: 1

    I recommend going back under the rock where you came from. I plan on doing so...

    1. Re:Speaking as an insider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean moving back into your parents basement?

  10. You may actually want to stick with it by CaptainPatent · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sometimes it's simply a matter of finding the right company for you. There are so many different companies offering so many different career experiences in general. Finding one that isn't right for you may make you think you want to do something completely different when in reality you may just need a better boss, more flexible hours or more (or less) human interaction time. I'd look around at what else is close by before you make a leap in (potentially) the wrong direction.

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    1. Re:You may actually want to stick with it by Canthros · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Truth is, if you find that you are less enthused with the work you're doing after upgrading to a new job at a new company, it might just be the work environment, rather than the work itself. You might consider looking for work with a smaller company, or a company in a different industry, for that matter.

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  11. Move to Paradise by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you have a nest-egg, like ownership of your house, you can consider moving to some 3rd world country. Like Costa Rica. The typical $400K American home can be replaced with an equal if not nicer $100K home in a lot of these countries. Then get a job teaching CS at the local university. I'm sure they will love to have a native english speaker with real-world industry experience. The pay won't be much, but combined with the rest of your nest egg you should be able to live comfortably with a low-stress, high-reward job in a really nice climate.

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    1. Re:Move to Paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, he works in IT, which means system administration in the US, doesn't it? Why would he be qualified to teach CS?

    2. Re:Move to Paradise by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IT is an overloaded term. Most uses of it mean sys admin, but more and more people are using it as a term for "computers", including computer programming. Its a trend we really ought to try and reverse- not because one is better than the other, but because they require different skill sets, different types of work, and trying to throw all those jobs in one basket just leads to confusion. Especially when talking about the job market- people complain about slowdowns in IT (meaning sys admin) when the programmer market is booming.

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    3. Re:Move to Paradise by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Why not say "administration". What most people mean by at least the programming side of IT used to be called Information Systems, and that covered it pretty well. Information Technology, on the other hand, s so vague that it includes IS, CS, math, solid state physics, the Nyquist-Shannon Theorem and Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle.

    4. Re:Move to Paradise by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      Typical 400k house? I wish... I think it's more like 200k nationwide.

      It makes me understand why everyone from the north is moving south, after spending a few years north of the masondixon and seeing how expensive everything is. actually, I'm in DC area now and it's even worse. 400k for a 1bdroom townhouse? no thank you.

    5. Re:Move to Paradise by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I hate the term "IT". It has lost all meaning. I've heard the work IT used from everything including factory workers where the product is somewhat computer related, to sys admins, to programmers, to project managers. Absolutely anything that relates to computers in any way is categorized as IT.

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    6. Re:Move to Paradise by rayvd · · Score: 1

      Uhm, he works in IT, which means system administration in the US, doesn't it? Why would he be qualified to teach CS?

      Hah, excellent point I think. :-) It does depend on what he does of course. In general I know I don't know too many Windows admins who could even teach Intro to Programming....

      Unix Admins typically have a little more theory under their belt if not a degree.

      Maybe teaching CIS or some application classes though. Teaching is definitely not for everyone though.

    7. Re:Move to Paradise by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Try my home town of Santa Cruz. If you even find something for less than a million, it's a mobile home or it's falling the hell apart. But right now I'm living further North (nearer to Ukiah, Hopland, etc) and property values up here have fallen almost 25% as compared to last year, and they're still falling. The impending Baby Boomer dieoff should result in a significant dip in home values.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    8. Re:Move to Paradise by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      How much per year would it cost to hire armed security guards to protect your huge house from banditos? And to protect your daughter from rampant rape and molestation?

      Probably not very much. And actually Costa Rica is a pretty horrible place to go right now, the prices have skyrocketed because big realtors like Century 21 have come in and bought everything up. They did this when it was JUST starting to get at all scarce, so now it IS scarce, and hence valuable.

      You might try someplace like Brazil, especially if you have computer-related skills and are willing to learn Portuguese. It's got a lot of wacky sounds but it's not impossible to grasp. Besides, Orson Scott Card already had taught me how to call someone a whoreson.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:Move to Paradise by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      The typical $400K American home can be replaced with an equal if not nicer $100K home in a lot of these countries.

      While this is not bad advice, it's worth pointing out that most of us in the USA do not have $400,000 homes. I live in a metro area that's one of the 10 largest in the USA and none of my friends have a $400,000 home. California and NY prices don't apply everywhere, so if you don't have this "typical $400,000" home but an apparently untypical $200,000 home, would your advice still stand?

    10. Re:Move to Paradise by Sylvak · · Score: 1

      FDA making sure your food is safe... that's an illusion.

      Have you looked at the meet and dairy food industry lately? FDA has approved a whole bunch of crap (engineered hormones, like rBGH) produced by Monsanto to boost production in these fields. The FDA seems not to care that this can increase cancer, and make cows sick.

      read this:
      http://www.shirleys-wellness-cafe.com/bgh.htm

      FTFA:
      While rBGH is banned in Europe and Canada, and has been boycotted by 95 percent of US dairy farmers, the FDA, Environmental Protection Agency and Department of Agriculture continue to license the drug (and other new genetically engineered foods) without pre-market safety tests.

      I'm glad that I live in Canada, where this is banned. FDA... whatever. I don't like puss in my milk tyvm.

    11. Re:Move to Paradise by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      "Like Costa Rica ... a low-stress, high-reward job in a really nice climate."

      Provided you don't get hit by a hurricane!

    12. Re:Move to Paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, so all countries that don't have a FDA have lots of poisonous food, and people die in the streets of food poisoning. Yeah, right.

      No shop can survive by selling crap. Except in the USA, where McD still exists, under the FDA.

    13. Re:Move to Paradise by bugnuts · · Score: 1

      Besides, Orson Scott Card already had taught me how to call someone a whoreson. Thanks. Barely 10 pages into Speaker of the Dead, and already some asshat spoils it for me.
    14. Re:Move to Paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with 20 years i IT it is likely that they could have weathered the .com erra and kept their $150k house that is now well over $400k.

      I did, sort of anyway. My home of $100k in 2001 is now almost $300k.

    15. Re:Move to Paradise by Omeganon · · Score: 1

      Costa Rica rarely (if ever) experiences hurricanes. I have a friend who did exactly this except he just built the house and lives there. No need for a job, no banditos, no hurricanes and walking distance from the beach.

      --
      Omeganon
    16. Re:Move to Paradise by CavemanKiwi · · Score: 1

      Yeah I would have one question before I zoom off to Costa Rica and these would both be dependant on my age and where I am in life. Having a young family (My current position) 1> Would my children have the same opportunity in Costa Rica? 2> If I am to retire there what are the health services/ how much do they cost etc? Other than that I am sure the life style would be good and the climate is nice. I am currently trying to work out if I should return to New Zealand when my eldest is about 5-6 years of age.

    17. Re:Move to Paradise by anethema · · Score: 1

      Just a comment on costa-rica medical, it is supposed to be the best medical in the world, above Canada/US in quality. No idea on cost though.

      --


      It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.
    18. Re:Move to Paradise by kchrist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You can find your answer in Getting Out. I just finished reading it last week and while I don't remember the specifics on Costa Rica, it's got a weath of info on those very things about more countries than I had ever thought about visiting, much less moving to.

    19. Re:Move to Paradise by kchrist · · Score: 1

      I don't know why not, if it's still more than an equivilent house in the country you move to.

      I recently read that beachfront condos can be had for about $50k in Croatia. Fancy living on the Adriatic, a short hope from Italy, France, Greece, and more? I sure do.

    20. Re:Move to Paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh...I teach a CS class in one of those 3rd world countries, and only make $250/monthly in that area. Would this be good for you?

    21. Re:Move to Paradise by h4ck7h3p14n37 · · Score: 1

      You think that's bad? In Chicago a new townhouse in University Village will run you close to a million, new condos in Little Italy are going for $350K, and one bedroom lofts in the West Loop start at the low 2's.

      I don't know who's buying these places. I suspect that the developers are simply refusing to drop their prices, instead opting to hold onto the units until they can find a buyer at the higher price.

    22. Re:Move to Paradise by N8F8 · · Score: 1

      Dude, weird coincidence. I'm closing on some land near Tamarindo in the next week. I'm angling my way to move there within the next 1-2 years.

      --
      "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
    23. Re:Move to Paradise by N8F8 · · Score: 1
      You need to do a bit of research before you heard down. It's tough to get permissions to work in CR but it's pretty each to start a business and be the manager. Costa Rica is booming and there is a lot of opportunity. Since you have kids you need to look either in the Central Valley or Near Tamarindo since there are American schools there. Country Day School is probably the most popular. The tuition is steel ($7K/student) but the acceptance rate for good stateside colleges are good. They are opening a new English language school near Pilina, just south of Tamarindo, with a $3K/year tuition. After living there a few years under another residency you can apply for permanent residence. They just changed the most popular form of residency for bringing your family down, Pensionado, so you will have to prove $600/month in permanent income for each person. Here are a few good links to get started:

      The Real Costa Rica

      Association of Residents of Costa Rica

      --
      "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
    24. Re:Move to Paradise by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      I had to use the term IT as my experience is broad and veried. Unix admin, Wintel admin, network design, account administration, technical support, web administrator, programmer, scripter, wireless design and implementation, documentation, program management, system repair, web application programming, designing and writing financial services software, office automation, voip design and rollout, voip to pots gateways, electronics troubleshooting and repair... Hell, I even did 8 years in the Marine Corps as an electronic countermeasures guy... The list goes on and on.

      I agree that the term "IT" is used too broadly but sometimes, it is needed...

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
    25. Re:Move to Paradise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when does "Steam Room" = "Nice Climate" ? I guess Paradise is always pictured as being hot and beachy. I always thought that was really very strange. I've been to Costa Rica. The first thing I did after relocating from a week at an (incredible) Eco-Resort was to "waste" a day of vacation laying under decidedly eco-hostile hotel air conditioner, I swear I spent the day just breathing deeply. I loved that trip. But the climate was FAR FAR FAR from nice. 100% steam, with a beach view.

    26. Re:Move to Paradise by zombieelvis · · Score: 1

      You could go a step further and work for the United Nations. They are always looking for tech people willing to work in far flung places. The major benefits: + your pay is tax free (you keep 100%) + the pay is in U.S. dollars + after 5 years, you can be eligible for a pension Last time I checked, they were hiring for 48 separate positions in New York, Santiago, Addis Ababa, Vienna. oh yeah, and you get to help those less fortunate, poverty stricken, etc etc.

  12. Bike messenger by ponos · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I read this story on kuro5hin about someone on IT who went on to become a bike messenger. I'm not sure it would fit you, but it is a physical job and it is clearly not stressful. I am not sure how much someone like you earns, but I guess you probably have a lot of savings, so you could try anything you like. Other lame possibilities include "writing" a book, becoming a critic for some obscure thing that you always loved (say, a cheese specialist). For what it's worth, I like cooking, but I've heard it's stressful.

    If you're looking for a complete change, try a physical job (not necessarily manual labor as in "construction worker"), one that requires you to use your body.

    P.
    1. Re:Bike messenger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure about "low stress". Got hit by a car last month, had surgery last week, and now spending a lot of time reading Slashdot and considering how "safe" my IT job was :)

    2. Re:Bike messenger by ponos · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry to hear that. There's a difference between "fear" and "anxiety". Jobs that may be dangerous are not necessarily stressful, in the sense that they do not create an environment of hard competition, overtime work etc. I'm sure that any work can be difficult at times (especially if you want to do it well), but being an air traffic controller or a ER doctor or Wall str. broker is not the same as being a writer or a fitness instructor.

      P.
    3. Re:Bike messenger by Malc · · Score: 1

      I don't remember John, but I do remember Frank Duff's story of A Coder in Courierland. It resonated with me because I live in Toronto, cycle everywhere all year around, and a friend had just become a courier himself the previous February. I wonder if he (Frank) is still doing it. I thought about it for a while, but in the end I decided I'd rather carry on enjoying cycling rather than turning it in to a grind too, and as I get older, I don't like the idea of depending (rent, food, entertainment, family, etc) on my body remaining healthy and strong (having repeatedly tried to train for a marathon and been knocked back every year by injuries, I've learnt some humility in this area).

    4. Re:Bike messenger by kchrist · · Score: 1

      it is clearly not stressful

      You've obviously never seen the bicycle messengers dodging traffic in downtown San Francisco. I don't even like walking across the streets around here.

      Although, to be fair, I've been nearly killed by bicycle messengers more often than I have cars. At least the cars have the decency to stay off the sidewalks and generally obey the traffic lights.

    5. Re:Bike messenger by baka_boy · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why you would think that being a bike messenger is "not stressful," but I can't imagine that being narrowly-missed (or hit) by cars and getting yelled at by stressed-out business people while trying to rush *everywhere* could be that much more relaxing than sitting in a cubicle all day.

      Don't get me wrong: I relish my time in the saddle outside of work, but I'm also glad that I don't have to put up with all that crap, especially given how little bike messengers get paid.

    6. Re:Bike messenger by VariableGHz · · Score: 1

      As a paralegal, I can't say I agree with your contention that being a bike messenger is "clearly" not stressful. If your friend works in an area which requires filing documents, he could get stressed out easily. Attorneys have a way of making last-minute filings a standard and stressing everyone else out.

    7. Re:Bike messenger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stress free? not for mortals.

      http://youtube.com/watch?v=nR2ygFn-yR8

    8. Re:Bike messenger by VariableGHz · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never seen the bicycle messengers dodging traffic in downtown San Francisco.
      Precisely. They don't look too terribly stress-free to me, either.
    9. Re:Bike messenger by Transient0 · · Score: 2, Informative

      he, by which i mean me, is sadly no longer couriering.

      i played the messenger game up until december 2006 (just over three years total) but am now living in amsterdam and working as a programmer again.

      still, i do hope to get back to the road in the future. messengering is still the best job i have ever had.

      --Frank Duff

  13. Drive a Truck by stinerman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Truck driving is becoming quite lucrative these days. Go find an outfit and have them train you. Many will pay for your CDL training if you sign on for X years.

    You get to see the country and sit on your ass all day. I couldn't think of a much better job.

    1. Re:Drive a Truck by dmiller1984 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Truck driving is not all it's cracked up to be, though. My friend recently quit his trucking job to go into IT. *Insert comment about the irony* Although you get to drive around the country it isn't like you actually get to do anything when you visit places. You just watch the scenery go by and continue to drive. It can also be very dangerous as trucks can be extremely difficult to handle, especially when the weather is bad. Although the pay can be good if you have done it for a while, it can be difficult, if not impossible, to get any type of loan if you have just started trucking because truckers are paid by the mile and the bank needs to have an idea of how much money you make in a year. This probably isn't pertinent in this case, but it is something to think about.

    2. Re:Drive a Truck by davidsyes · · Score: 2, Funny

      But, don't wear the tight denims. Go for loose fitting. I heard (years ago) that the proximity of the engine heat and all-day sitting in tight pants overheats the family jewells (for male drivers, at least), reducing their (viable?) sperm count.

      So, if you're still looking to reproduce, get a cool (engine) cab if you can, or maybe get a dish drying rack and sit on it. Wait, you're from IT, so get a dish rack to sit on and then use a laptop cooler and let it remove the heat between you and the seat.

      --
      Previously: "Linux... Toward the Sunrise..." Now: "Linux... Toward the-- No, now, part of Every Sunrise"
    3. Re:Drive a Truck by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      But, don't wear the tight denims. Go for loose fitting. I heard (years ago) that the proximity of the engine heat and all-day sitting in tight pants overheats the family jewells (for male drivers, at least), reducing their (viable?) sperm count.

      By contrast, I wear two pairs of underwear all day, because I want to kill them spermies DEAD

      Seriously though, anyone have any interesting info on mail birth control pills? I want to render my sperm useless. I'm already poor, I don't need children. I've been thinking of taking neem pills...

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:Drive a Truck by msdschris · · Score: 2, Informative

      We now have air conditioning as standard. Many trucks today are more comfortable and have better amenities than most cars.
      http://www.freightlinertrucks.com/trucks/find-by-m odel/cascadia/default.aspx

    5. Re:Drive a Truck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you're not from the SF Bay Area

      http://select.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.html?res=F7 0E14FB385A0C738FDDAD0894DF404482

      (No account req'd)

    6. Re:Drive a Truck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know what they've been teaching you on that there Internet of yours, but you can't get your hand pregnant. :-)

    7. Re:Drive a Truck by rthille · · Score: 1

      Too cheap to get cut? I thought about doing just that when I was younger, but I ended up with a wife that can't get pregnant, so it turned out to be not an issue.

      --
      Awesome furniture, accessories and cabinetry in Santa Rosa, CA: http://humanity-home.com/
    8. Re:Drive a Truck by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I don't know if I'd count on that can't get pregnant shit until menopause or a hysterectomy. (If she is post- one of those, never mind.) Lots of women who thought they couldn't get pregnant (their doctor swore up and down it was impossible) and then did. I am thinking about getting cut, but yes, I'm too poor. Also someone taking a knife to my nutsack scares me.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:Drive a Truck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truck drivers I have talked to have to load and unload their own trucks.
      Wanna try that after sitting in front of a monitor for X years?

    10. Re:Drive a Truck by vanyel · · Score: 1

      My dad was a truck driver, albeit local, not long-haul (which would be even worse if you wanted to have a life). Once, in high school, I pondered the possibility of doing that and he near went ballistic. He did not think much of that life, even though he was very good at it (and though retired, still does some on my brother-in-law's farm).

    11. Re:Drive a Truck by stinerman · · Score: 1

      Nope. I'm from BFE north central ohio. I'm at college in Dayton, but I'm moving back to the area (Sandusky) because I enjoy small towns and my soon-to-be fiancee has a job in Sandusky.

      IT jobs are few and far between up there, but there are jobs galore driving a truck.

    12. Re:Drive a Truck by N8F8 · · Score: 1

      Why is the parent modded funny? Sounds like good advice to me. Though most truck drivers I know start to feel unhealthy after a few years.

      --
      "God fights on the side with the best artillery." - Napoleon, Marshal of France - speaking truth to power
    13. Re:Drive a Truck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure where you live, but in Portland you can get cut for about $250. At the height of the boom I was making good money on a consulting gig and went for the permanent fix. It was at a women's clinic that had a (male) doctor come in every other Friday and do vasectomies. Quite a good deal since other private offices were asking $1000 for the same procedure. I'd see if there are some low-cost options in your area, check with Planned Parenthood or women's clinics...they will be able to point you in the right direction if they don't offer the service themselves. BTW the procedure was fast, not too painful (like getting a good kick in the nads, hobble around for 2 days and feel not super great for another 3-4 then it's mostly like it never happened), and I've never regretted it since.

    14. Re:Drive a Truck by steevc · · Score: 1

      A friend went from financial adviser to truck driver after his company went broke. He's had enough of it after a couple of years. The hours are terrible, lots of night work, and the people he drives with have no conversational skill at all so he's terminally bored.

      I sometimes think about doing something different, but I don't know what it would be. I'd love to do something in music, but I know the chances of earning well are slim unless you are really good and I'm not. I have to provide for the family.

  14. After 10 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going back to school and geting my JD. Perhaps the USPO could use a lawyer that knows what he is doing.

    1. Re:After 10 years by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      I'm curious as to how you are going to manage to pay for school and simultaneously either replace your former income, or remove the need for it.

  15. Mgmt, of course by TehBlahhh · · Score: 1

    You change to become IT management. At the same place.

    let me spell it out:

    1. Change to management
    2. Get paid more
    3. Profit!!!!

    1. Re:Mgmt, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG PONIES!!! He's figured out the second step!!!!!!!

    2. Re:Mgmt, of course by mrisaacs · · Score: 2, Interesting

      At the 20 year mark in IT, mostly in the investment world - I found myself in the same position. I opted to go into management.

      After a couple of years, I found myself no happier. Management is doing all the unfun portions of IT w/o any of the really interesting parts.

      I went back to being a developer. The work was more interesting, but I still has many of the same issues about my employers.

      I've looked at a number of other pursuits - really never found anything I enjoyed more, and frankly, if it's not going to be a better experience, and isn't going to pay as much, why do it?

      I've since gone on to consulting, so I don't have to deal with some of the internal nonsense from my employers and it leaves me free to pick and choose my projects.

      It's not a perfect solution, but honestly I don't think there is a perfect solution. Management surely wasn't.

      The whole idea of enjoying your profession is a luxury if you think about it. Most of the world simply does what it needs to do to survive. So if you enjoy IT and can find an employer that doesn't drive you batty - you're ahead of the game.

      Good luck.

      --
      ...carrier dead.....
  16. Teaching? by WombatDeath · · Score: 1

    I've no idea what your financial position is. You could most likely get a job teaching whatever subject you fancy, though that may be impractical without a good chunk of cash set aside.

    Or perhaps try a different area of IT? Move into or out of project management, business analysis, development, pre-sales, testing (well, you never know), technical authoring. Or perhaps change the environment: if you're used to working in huge companies try a small start-up or niche software house.

  17. Teach by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

    Why not become a teacher? A lot of kids could benefit from a teacher with life experience, not someone fresh out of college with a teaching degree.

    1. Re:Teach by baldass_newbie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why not become a teacher? A lot of kids could benefit from a teacher with life experience, not someone fresh out of college with a teaching degree.

      Because he doesn't want to start out at the bottom of the pay scale?
      Teaching pay scales are not based on merit, but on time served. He would be making the same as the aforementioned dipshit but with much larger bills to pay, regardless of much the kids might benefit.
      Private school is not that much more competitive, either.

      --
      The opposite of progress is congress
    2. Re:Teach by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Informative

      My problem isn't the money, the problem is that you're not allowed to teach. There are numerous ways people learn (some people say as few as 8, some say over 50) but we only teach to two or maybe three of them in public school. In addition, bullshit like the No Child Left Behind act forces you to spend inordinate amounts of time on students that either don't want to or can't learn, and only minimal time on students who want to and/or can benefit from your time, meaning that your mission (if you choose to accept it) is to create a nation of mediocre individuals, all brought to the same low level of competence. I simply can't be part of such a soul-sucking system.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Teach by kevin_conaway · · Score: 1

      Because he doesn't want to start out at the bottom of the pay scale? Teaching pay scales are not based on merit, but on time served. He would be making the same as the aforementioned dipshit but with much larger bills to pay, regardless of much the kids might benefit.

      Sorry, I should have clarified my assumptions. I assumed that he was retiring and looking for a job that would be rewarding (debatable I suppose) and beneficial. If he is just old and looking for a new job, then teaching probably isn't it.

    4. Re:Teach by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      It's not all about money.. And damn we need some IT teachers who aren't completely clueless and out of touch. Where I study the contrast between your average physics/maths teacher and IT teacher is depressing, I could give example after example of their incompetence.

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    5. Re:Teach by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      You describe teaching for government institutions. Sadly you are mostly correct, with that consideration. But you neglect the possibility of teaching for a private school or a trade school, where experience and qualifications are what matters.

    6. Re:Teach by onelittleant · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Conincidental article on MSN today. Alternative routes to teaching for professionals that reward industry experience and past education:

      http://spotlight.encarta.msn.com/Features/encnet_D epartments_CareerTraining_default_article_CareerCh angersChoose.html?GT1=9984

    7. Re:Teach by Intron · · Score: 1

      Also, teaching requires a lot more than just knowing the subject. Why do people assume that someone who hasn't taught before can just jump in and start doing it? Especially K-12 requires a lot more than just knowing the subject. Try teaching one CC course on beginning programming or something; at least the students want to be there.

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      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
    8. Re:Teach by jgarry · · Score: 1

      An older friend of mine couldn't find any more Oracle DBA work, so he became a substitute teacher. Biggest benefit: You can say no on any particular day to any particular job.

      --
      Oracle and unix guy.
    9. Re:Teach by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      I had a college professor when I took a VB course (yuck!) who was incredibly incompetent. You know when someone just misuses terms in such a fashion that you immediately see that they have no clue?

      For example, this guy used to tell us to use "Toggle Breakpoints" when debugging our code, because there was a menu item in the IDE that said "Toggle Breakpoints". Toggle is a verb, Breakpoints is a noun, and the menu item turned breakpoints on or off. A small quibble I know, but the guy was clueless and that was the entire semester in a nutshell. In his defense, he was probably a windows admin who once knew BASIC and got roped into teaching VB. I am sure there are more like him. Maybe that's why so many programmers don't know programming theory, they just know how to click buttons in an IDE and a program "magically" comes out.

      If you can't teach, do the world a favor: don't teach!

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      blah blah blah
    10. Re:Teach by skidv · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason folks think that expertise the is the first step to teaching is that they have been taught by experts (i.e. college professors, peers) and not necessarily by folks with degrees in education.

      New York (and I'm sure other parts of the country) have programs to take experts (actually, in NYC, I think the requirement is human being with functioning respiratory system) and transform them into teachers. Some programs provide retraining funding in exchange for a period of service.

    11. Re:Teach by Temkin · · Score: 1


      Furthermore... In some districts in Texas at least, and I believe elsewhere, the Teachers have their own retirement system structured such that they do not pay into Social Security. Through some legal contrivance I still haven't figured out, if you become a teacher and start paying in this retirement system, you loose credit for all your contributions to SS. I know one guy that did 20 years in the oil industry, and then switched careers to teach. He desperately needed to retire for health reasons, but hadn't finished putting in his 20 as a teacher, and had lost his right to claim social security. Probably a corner case, but it sure makes me think twice about getting a teaching credential.

    12. Re:Teach by Bandman · · Score: 1

      I'd ask if you went to DeVry, but I don't think my VB teacher know what a breakpoint was. /Also, toggle can be an adjective, like "toggle switch"

    13. Re:Teach by HikingStick · · Score: 1

      Teaching as an adjunct prof at a private, regional, or technical college may be the trick. It is especially fun to teach adult learners who would appreciate the real-life experiences you could bring to the table (sometimes I ask the day students who come through my classroom for their feedback and they have no life experiences by which they can relate to many "soft skills" in the tech field). Now, teaching one class here or there won't make you rich, but if you enjoy it, it's worth more than money. Pick up two or three nights of teaching and you can make a reasonable living. If you have a degree that goes outside of the tech field (and the desire to do so), you could even teach some other courses in different subject areas.

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      I use irony whenever I can, but my shirts are still wrinkled...
    14. Re:Teach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Teaching would be a great idea! MSN had an article today that featured my sister, who is in her mid-forties. She just switched careers from accounting to teaching high school. Before her, her husband converted from being a fighter pilot in the U.S. Air Force to a High School math and computer science teacher. They both love what they do now.

    15. Re:Teach by nebaz · · Score: 1

      Physics and math have not changed much (at least at the introductory level) in the last 20 years. Technology in IT is in constant flux. It is a lot harder to be up to date if you are not actively doing IT work.

      --
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    16. Re:Teach by HycoWhit · · Score: 1

      Instead of teaching--providing IT support for a school district might be a viable option. The money is better than teaching, the stress is on the low end, and you'll find your professional successes leave you more fulfilled than with a Fortune 100 company.

      I'm a couple years ahead of the OP. When the global outsourcing started I took the buyout and decided to change careers. Both parents are realtors so the shift into real estate was easy. Got my license, sold every my property in the big city and moved to a lake. Real estate pays the bills but I still had lots of extra time.

      Then I discovered the local school district. The school system had a viable WAN but still running on an ancient version of Novell with very little disaster recovery. Working in the school system has been very enjoyable. None of the technology is cutting edge--all stuff that most in the IT field have forgotten. Upgrading the WAN, LAN, and documenting the system has been very easy to do part-time with the added bonus of everyone thinking I'm some type of computer god. Making computers work for young students has been much more fulfilling than dealing with meetings filled with mid-level project managers.

    17. Re:Teach by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Not true. I have an in-law who is drawing from Both. He taught many years and worked for other people during the summer. Health benefits are strange, if you get teachers retirement healthcare you can't get Medicaid or the supplemental either.

    18. Re:Teach by Senzei · · Score: 1

      You might want to look in to what your local community college requires to be able to teach. The ones I've seen only want a masters degree, which isn't much work if you already have a bachelors. They sometimes will make exceptions on that if you have a ton of directly related experience. Either way you avoid all of the stupid mess in K-12 public school, and there is something about having to scrape together money for night school while working during the day that makes people really interested in passing their classes the first time and/or learning as much as they possibly can if it is directly related to what they want to do with the degree.

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    19. Re:Teach by hobo+sapiens · · Score: 1

      toggle can be an adjective, like "toggle switch"

      Sure, I know. But we both know that wasn't the case here. The guy was a bozo. "Toggle Breakpoints" is a verb - noun construct.

      It was at a community college, but it is actually a pretty good one. Many of the profs for IS courses were industry professionals who taught night courses. Most, except for this guy.
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    20. Re:Teach by Temkin · · Score: 1



      My friend down in Galveston would love to draw from both, but he isn't allowed to do so. I'm told it varies by district even within Texas, depending on how they structure it. There has been a couple half hearted attempts at fixing it. I just thought I'd bring it up, because it could be a rude shock if you were caught off guard by it.

      I think most of the original "Generation X" crowd, now in their mid-thirties, expects to get screwed over by Social Security anyway. I suspect this is why the quality of 2008 presidential candidates is so bad. The so called "trust fund" goes negative in the second term of whomever wins, and they'll have to face up to fixing it.

    21. Re:Teach by Bandman · · Score: 1

      That sucks for you guys. At DeVry Columbus, the guy who was teaching us VB was actually an RPG programmer whom, we suspect, had been told to learn VB or lose his job. By the end of the semester, nearly everyone in class legitimately knew the language better than him. It was surreal. I'm glad I got out of there before I sunk too much money in it.

  18. Re:Where to go after a lifetime in IT? by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

    Insane?

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  19. Your interests. by u-bend · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I agree with Reason58. You need to examine your interests and hobbies. If you're particularly drawn to something for which you've never made time before, maybe you should do it as a hobby first, and then see what can be made of it. Sometimes having good pastimes help you get through your day at work. (Like posting at Slashdot during breaks.)

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  20. Bingo. by zyl0x · · Score: 5, Interesting

    This is exactly why you're not supposed to choose a hobby as a career. Careers are meant to be something you're good at, and can stand doing, but not something you want to do for fun. What happens when you do something you enjoy over and over again? You stop enjoying it. You need to learn to separate your hobbies from your skills. Well, I guess it's a bit too late for that.

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    1. Re:Bingo. by Scarblac · · Score: 1

      I don't agree. By all means try to make a hobby into your job; just make sure you keep looking around for new hobbies in the meantime.

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    2. Re:Bingo. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Careers are meant to be something you're good at, and can stand doing, but not something you want to do for fun.

      What? Who told you that?

      All my life I've been told that I should try to do something that I enjoy for a living. Most people don't, and their lives are miserable. Who wants to do something they hate for forty hours a week?

      What happens when you do something you enjoy over and over again?

      I get really happy and enjoy my life?

      Ferchrissake, follow your dreams. As far as we know, you only get one chance at them.

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    3. Re:Bingo. by shaka999 · · Score: 1

      SO your supposed to spend the majority of your life on an activity you can just "stand doing". Thats screwed up. Make your hobby your career! If you can make a living doing something you enjoy then more power to you. If you stop enjoying what your doing find something else.

      Life's too short to be stuck doing something you don't enjoy.

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    4. Re:Bingo. by Ynsats · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think you are missing the point.

      You don't need to learn to seperate your hobbies from your skills. I would venture to say that that is the worst thing you can do. A hobby is work that you don't get paid to do. If you enjoy your hobby and you are passionate about it, why can't you make a living at it too and then be passionate about your job? Employers want employees that enjoy coming to work. That's why they offer so many incentives like day-care, flexible schedules, cafeterias, company transportation, discount programs, recreational activities and so on and so forth. They WANT you to LIKE to come to work. They don't want it to be difficult for you to come to work. Why do they want all that? Because a happy employee is a productive employee that contributes to the good of the compnay which benefits everyone, including the employee.

      If you chose to seperate your hobbies from your skills, that's up to you. However, if you have developed skills then it's obvious that maybe, at one point, enjoyed those skills enough to focus on them. So if you are artificailly limiting yourself by confining your skills to work, you must find your hobbies just as dreadful. Mainly because you aren't as skilled at your hobbies as you are at your work which is based on skills you likely enjoy more.

      IT is a hobby and a job for me. I didn't get into it because it was something that I could stand doing for decades. I got into it because I really enjoyed working with the computers. I also saw a good deal of earning potential that could support my other expensive hobbies and the skill sets I could pick up were also transferrable to my other hobbies. Also, no matter how much I know, no matter how much experience I have, there is ALWAYS something new around the corner to discover and learn about.

      There is a tremendous potential for growth in any profession as long as you are willing to look past your nose that you are seemingly keeping on the grind stone. You should take it off every once in a while. You might see things for what they really are. Afterall, if you keep your head down and grinding away, how are you ever going to take a look and see all the opportunities around you? Don't go through life with such large, self-induced blinders on. You are missing way too much!

    5. Re:Bingo. by grub · · Score: 2, Insightful

      All my life I've been told that I should try to do something that I enjoy for a living. Most people don't, and their lives are miserable. Who wants to do something they hate for forty hours a week?

      Too fucking true. I love what I do. Getting paid well to do what is basically your hobby is great. Hating your job means you hate half your waking life. That'd suck.

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    6. Re:Bingo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good thing my hobby isn't setting up cisco pix routers in my house!

    7. Re:Bingo. by mattkime · · Score: 1

      >>What happens when you do something you enjoy over and over again? You stop enjoying it.

      Nope. You find another girl to do it with.

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    8. Re:Bingo. by G27+Radio · · Score: 1

      Messing around with computers my hobby first, then it became a career. Then programming became my hobby, but has now turned into a career. Now I'm looking for a dirt bike. At 36 years old I doubt I'll be turning that into a career.

      Point is, it's necessarily a bad idea to turn your hobby into a career. Once you're doing it for a living you have time for a new hobby.

    9. Re:Bingo. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      This is exactly why you're not supposed to choose a hobby as a career. Careers are meant to be something you're good at, and can stand doing, but not something you want to do for fun. What happens when you do something you enjoy over and over again? You stop enjoying it....

      ... and when you really stop enjoying it, you find something else that you enjoy. Which is what this guy is trying to do.

      For most of us, our "careers" take up the lion share of our lives. Life is too short to spend it doing things you "can stand doing" instead of things you enjoy.

    10. Re:Bingo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hence, the reason I never became a gynocologist..

    11. Re:Bingo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happens when you do something you enjoy over and over again? You stop enjoying it.

      No, but sometimes I do get a blister.

      You need to learn to separate your hobbies from your skills.

      That's what pants are for.

    12. Re:Bingo. by rthille · · Score: 1

      Judging by the 20121 comments you've made to slashdot, I wondering if you do that for a living? :-)

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    13. Re:Bingo. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If only I could, but I'm too qualified to actually work for slashdot - believe it or not, I get things done at work while I'm slashdotting. Meanwhile actual employees of slashdot just sit back, watch it all go to hell, and laugh maniacally... or so I imagine :)

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    14. Re:Bingo. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I think this is true for many people. I've know folks who turned their personal interest into a business and they got sick of it. In the case of one guy I knew he turned his outdoor guiding background into a business and it did pretty well but it started to mess up his marriage (time demands) and he said he never got to do trips for himself anymore. He eventually shut down the business.

      The people who seem to be happy at this tend to be pretty laid back about getting business. If your business has a high enough profit margin and you have low financial needs I guess you could get away with this.

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    15. Re:Bingo. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I wish I could get paid for hiking. Unfortunately guides don't make much and it requires a lot of time away (hard on marriages). Seeing as I don't like being poor I guess it'll just stay a hobby.

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    16. Re:Bingo. by ephedream · · Score: 1

      What happens when you do something you enjoy over and over again? You stop enjoying it. You need to learn to separate your hobbies from your skills. Well, I guess it's a bit too late for that.

      Actually I would say more specifically, when you do what you love because you NEED to for that reward of money which you require to survive, you start to see what you onced loved stressful work that you start to dread and eventually get sick of.
      When you do things for the pure sake of doing it, it's easier to love. That's why a lot of people like to keep their hobbies "pure".

      See: Creativity and intrinsic interest diminish if task is done for gain

    17. Re:Bingo. by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

      Actually I would say more specifically, when you do what you love because you NEED to for that reward of money which you require to survive, you start to see what you onced loved stressful work that you start to dread and eventually get sick of. When you do things for the pure sake of doing it, it's easier to love. That's why a lot of people like to keep their hobbies "pure".

      I for one, essentially agree with your point-- but I think the referenced article may miss a few nuances regarding the "why."

      When you're doing something creative for gain, presumably the source of that gain is someone else. Consequently, you are no longer doing the creative thing for the sheer pleasure of it-- you are no longer doing it to just to please yourself. You now have to insure that this someone else will be pleased with it, and thereby lose a lot of the creative freedom and control, which may very well be the source of the pleasure in the activity in the first place (certainly for me it is).

      The most creative people are ahead of their time-- this is shown time and time again when artists and inventors produce works that aren't really appreciated for years, often after they've passed away. But you can't be "ahead of your time" if your goal is to make a living at it-- you have to please the unwashed masses today. And less creative people may enjoy the process but not produce things that are all that saleable-- you have to start somewhere, and great creations rarely occur in a vacuum-- it often takes years of practice and experimentation to produce great works. In the meantime you may produce a lot of crap that nobody would want to buy. And if your talent or taste just aren't up to snuff with your "public" that may be as far as you ever get.

      The examples in the referenced article seem to be classroom situations where the tasks are probably not a significant source of enjoyment to many of the participants anyway, and offering a carrot simply causes them them to focus on that rather than the enjoyment or creativity of the task-- this may be a little different when we are talking about individuals who have been doing the task for their own enjoyment for years and have developed some associated pride. Consequently, the measure of the "quality of the output" may differ significantly. Also, we are concerned here more about the "quality of life" than the "quality of output"-- the article's results seem to imply a tradeoff between the two and I don't think it's as simple as that by any means.

      And frankly, this New Age woowoo, "you can be whatever you want," is simply a load of crap and not supported by evidence, IMHO...

    18. Re:Bingo. by Hooya · · Score: 1

      well, my dad always told me "find the second best thing you like and make that into a career." i love playing guitar. that's my hobby. computers/software is my career. it's working out all right. if i had to play the guitar for a living i know that i'd get burnt out with that just as easily as i would get burnt out with computers. but then i couldn't relax with playing the QWERTY.

    19. Re:Bingo. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "you're not supposed to choose a hobby as a career"

      There are rules about this sort of thing? Why did no one tell me!

  21. I'd go teach by Noodles_HK · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Teach Elementary School math, or science. Or High School. Or Community College. I know I enjoy teaching part time, and I can see enjoying teaching full time. My kids comes home with unclear math problems, and I re-teach them... and mostly having a good time doing it. You'd not be doing it for money, but usually the benefits are acceptable.

    1. Re:I'd go teach by tleps · · Score: 1

      Funny, that's about exactly what I'm doing. Half way through my masters program next month, in fact. Early education, want to specialize in reading (because if you can't read, opportunities in life are going to be rather limited...). The schools could use a few people with a clue - I guess I could continue griping about how most teachers are a bit limited and the "school system is broken", or I could get involved and try to help raise that bar a bit. I've chosen the second, and as in a previous incarnation I was a Juv. P.O., I already know I enjoy working with kids - even the really messed up ones. Reading all the above it's obvious to me now why so many adults I know are hating life - let us all go spend the second most meaningful aspect of our life (after family\children) doing something we don't like, and maybe in fact hate. So we can... um, let's see here - I got it: die miserable, but thankful for the dollars we have stored up in the bank (because we all know how handy such will be in the "afterlife")? Admittedly, it does require a certain level of income to eat and have shelter, but one can figure out "how much is enough" and move on to the things they think matter most in *their* life. I suppose I could keep grinding away with system\network support - it does pay quite a bit more then I will be making as a teacher (I figure I'll be making slightly less then half). But, then again... we have enough, we can live a rather comfortable life style either way (the money is in the bank, but then we made it a point to not live on the edge of our income over the years too). Kids are razed and on their way to college... This is easily my third "career", depending on how radical a change needs to be to come under "career change" it may well be considered my fourth. There may likely be one or two more down the road, I guess that depends on how much longer I'm breathing. To all those who are going on about "security" and "stability" - ask all those who have lost their pensions and other retirement options over the past couple decades how well putting up with a hated job for the security of retirement income has worked out for them. I don't see anything, especially after having been inside so many different offices over the past couple decades, that convince me any of us are in for even half as "secure" a retirement as all them were convinced they would have. For those who haven't noticed, all the big companies are falling over themselves to figure out how to kill any such long term benefit packages. And as all of us are aging, the costs for "retirement" areas are going to be feeling the effects of competition too. So it looks to me like many of us are going to be spending our life (because there may or may not be any meaningful "retirement" in our countries future...) working at jobs we hate (for the "stability" they offer) and die poor anyway. Great plan everyone... hope you find lots to smile about "on the death bed" (as posed above) in all that.

    2. Re:I'd go teach by altek · · Score: 1

      In most places you need a certification to teach, at least in public schools. This usually requires a degree in education. Private schools are therefore harder to get jobs at (more demand for those jobs). Also, since the current administration has decided to Leave No Child Behind by cutting education budgets, the supply of teacher jobs is scarce. Usually positions go to people already in the system, like substitute teachers, etc.

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    3. Re:I'd go teach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Paragraphs plzkthxbye

    4. Re:I'd go teach by tleps · · Score: 1

      Here,

      Here, is this better?

      Forgot to switch to plain text - HTML doesn't keep the line breaks, but it was just a quick thought. I tend to not bother posting much ever to /., so I wasn't paying that much attention...

      Funny, that's about exactly what I'm doing. Half way through my masters program next month, in fact. Early education, want to specialize in reading (because if you can't read, opportunities in life are going to be rather limited...). The schools could use a few people with a clue - I guess I could continue griping about how most teachers are a bit limited and the "school system is broken", or I could get involved and try to help raise that bar a bit. I've chosen the second, and as in a previous incarnation I was a Juv. P.O., I already know I enjoy working with kids - even the really messed up ones.

      Reading all the above it's obvious to me now why so many adults I know are hating life - let us all go spend the second most meaningful aspect of our life (after family\children) doing something we don't like, and maybe in fact hate. So we can... um, let's see here - I got it: die miserable, but thankful for the dollars we have stored up in the bank (because we all know how handy such will be in the "afterlife")?

      Admittedly, it does require a certain level of income to eat and have shelter, but one can figure out "how much is enough" and move on to the things they think matter most in *their* life. I suppose I could keep grinding away with system\network support - it does pay quite a bit more then I will be making as a teacher (I figure I'll be making slightly less then half).

      But, then again... we have enough, we can live a rather comfortable life style either way (the money is in the bank, but then we made it a point to not live on the edge of our income over the years too). Kids are razed and on their way to college... This is easily my third "career", depending on how radical a change needs to be to come under "career change" it may well be considered my fourth. There may likely be one or two more down the road, I guess that depends on how much longer I'm breathing.

      To all those who are going on about "security" and "stability" - ask all those who have lost their pensions and other retirement options over the past couple decades how well putting up with a hated job for the security of retirement income has worked out for them. I don't see anything, especially after having been inside so many different offices over the past couple decades, that convince me any of us are in for even half as "secure" a retirement as all them were convinced they would have.

      For those who haven't noticed, all the big companies are falling over themselves to figure out how to kill any such long term benefit packages. And as all of us are aging, the costs for "retirement" areas are going to be feeling the effects of competition too. So it looks to me like many of us are going to be spending our life (because there may or may not be any meaningful "retirement" in our countries future...) working at jobs we hate (for the "stability" they offer) and die poor anyway. Great plan everyone... hope you find lots to smile about "on the death bed" (as posed above) in all that.

    5. Re:I'd go teach by mr_rangr · · Score: 1

      I also teach at the elementary school level. I started in upper grade math, and now I teach first grade. I also get to continue using my IT skills in the classroom and on campus. My room has a projector with a SmartBoard, plus a couple of student computers. I've also set up an external and internal school website for information and data resources.

      I still love IT, but I couldn't see myself doing it for the rest of my life. I feel like I'm accomplishing a lot more now. As for pay, I'm making what I made when I bought my house, plus I'm married now and my wife's an engineer, so budget's not a problem.

  22. Logical. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The logical next step after working a lifetime in any field is the grave.

  23. Work is not fun by DrDitto · · Score: 1

    Wow...if you went 20 years of all fun on the job, I am quite impressed! Work is work. Even the best job in the world can get tiresome such that it is "work" rather than "fun".

    1. Re:Work is not fun by RetroGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Even the best job in the world can get tiresome

      Oh I don't know.

      I go to work each day, play around on the computers, and they pay me for it.

      Which is why I still do this after 25 years.
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  24. Possibilities by rlp · · Score: 1

    Actuary - you'll need superb math / statistical skills. You'll have to take a series of difficult exams to move up the ladder. It can pay VERY well.

    School teacher - need to get teaching certification. Low pay, long hours. You'll have to put up with abuse from students, administrators, and quite possibly parents. I know a number of IT people who did this. Some loved it. Many hated it and have moved on to something else (like back to IT).

    Carpentry - met a guy who 'went from mainframes to framing buildings'.

    Retail ...

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    1. Re:Possibilities by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Actuary - you'll need superb math / statistical skills. You'll have to take a series of difficult exams to move up the ladder.

      You, sir, have a remarkable talent for understatement.

      I know someone whose wife has been taking various actuarial exams for years. Apparently, it almost never ends.

      But, yeah, if you're an uber math geek, it's a good place to get ino. The pay is suppposed to be rather quite impressive once you're up a couple of levels.

      Cheers

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    2. Re:Possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      various actuarial exams What I want to know is:
      1. Does being an actuary get you into a secret club where:
      2. Like the masons, there is a top secret upper level that:
      3. Is handing down these exams?
      4. I mean, if being an actuary is so hard
      5. Who is qualified to write these tests?
      6. Are there actuary's that have ascended?
      7. And now pass down these test's on holy actuary parchment?
    3. Re:Possibilities by nickname225 · · Score: 1

      After 15 years in Network Administration - I decided to get a law degree. Now I do Tax law. The pay is great and the skill set is actually quite similar. In both arenas, I found the complex subject that other people were afraid of and learned them to my profit. Both information technology and the law are rule orientated terminology laden disciplines that benefit from an organized thought process and a little hard work.

    4. Re:Possibilities by spike+hay · · Score: 1

      What I want to know is:
      1. Does being an actuary get you into a secret club where:
      2. Like the masons, there is a top secret upper level that:
      3. Is handing down these exams?

      There are two "front" clubs for normal people who pass all the exams: The Society of Actuaries and the Casualty Actuarial Society. These are just shadowy front groups for the American Academy of Actuaries. Notice that their logo is the Triforce. That is the Power of The Actuaries.

      4. I mean, if being an actuary is so hard
      5. Who is qualified to write these tests?

      Anybody can write them if you want to cough up the dough to take them. But, for the first exam, you do need to be very good at calculus and probablity.

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    5. Re:Possibilities by boojum.cat · · Score: 1

      I decided to get a law degree.


      I second the motion. My wife went to law school after 15 years as an architect. Your experience in the real world will make law school very easy, and your experience in IT will be a great benefit to you as a lawyer.

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    6. Re:Possibilities by Elvis+Parsley · · Score: 1

      Carpentry - met a guy who 'went from mainframes to framing buildings'.

      I have an uncle who did something along those lines. He started out as an electrical engineer who helped design a nifty on-board navigation system for cars. He made a decent bundle on it shortly before GPS rendered it obsolete. After doing engineering for a few more years, he decided to make furniture instead. He's very good at it (he'd been a phenominal amateur woodworker since he'd been old enough to pick up the tools) and apparently he knows a lot of rich people, because he's making as much now as he ever did.

    7. Re:Possibilities by jafiwam · · Score: 1

      Actually, once you are "cleared" by taking the expensive tests your body thetans are so low you are qualified to give others the tests, and can gain considerable fees as your part as a result.

      It helps if you are a celebrity though, they get easier tests and make more money, in exchange they have to stay in the public limelight. There is a small risk of ending up in a padded room with that path though.

  25. Where to go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A mental home would be my choice of residence after dealing with general users for that long!

  26. Go Home by kiran_n · · Score: 1

    No, seriously.

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  27. I left IT by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    For me since I'm already fluent in two languages it was an easy choice to go into interpreting. Especially since my wife already is one and I really love languages. Most likely you're not native level in two languages, but really what I'm saying is find something you enjoy.

    Hey if it wasn't this I'd probably be buying houses and fixing them up, at least with the hands on work you get a greater feeling of "Today I DID something" that IT often doesn't provide.

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    1. Re:I left IT by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


      For me since I'm already fluent in two languages it was an easy choice to go into interpreting.

      There's still a market for BASIC->Pascal porters?

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    2. Re:I left IT by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      I'm not even sure if that was a joke... if it was. Heh.

      But just incase, I meant spoken languages. Yeah, yeah... my english grammar sucks, but I do from english into others. ;)

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    3. Re:I left IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, meant as a joke. I don't use smileys all the time. :)

    4. Re:I left IT by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Ah-hah! Now after all these years you've slipped! I at last have discovered WHO the shadowy Anonymous Coward really is!! I'm onto you grub!

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    5. Re:I left IT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe i the shadowy Anonymous Coward just wrote that to make you think i'm grub.

      I'm just playing with your mind.

  28. go run down some Teach for America people by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    Go track down someone from Teach for America. Try it out for a while. The money's nothing next to IT, but the Impact is there.

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    The World Wide Web is dying. Soon, we shall have only the Internet.
    1. Re:go run down some Teach for America people by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What precisely do they do? I just visited their site and they don't actually tell you. I actually am sending the following in an email to press.center@teachforamerica.org:

      Is it just me, or is it foolish and confusing to have a button labeled "What we do" that takes you to a page that doesn't explain what you do?

      The page in question provides some statistics and says that "it doesn't have to be this way" and then fails to actually say anything about how it can be different, or what you are doing to change it.

      Someone suggested your organization as an alternative to what someone was doing for a living already... so I visited your website, tried to find out what it is that you do, and I still don't know.

      This is not a very effective distribution of your message.

      I realize you can find the information by clicking one additional like (a small-fonted one in the sidebar and not in the middle of the page where the reader's attention is focused) but someone clearly doesn't understand web design...

      Seriously, try it. Visit teachforamerica.org, click on "What We Do", and solely from the information on that page, try to figure out what they do. Naturally, I'm not sending the email to the webmaster, who would probably do what I do with messages like that :D

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:go run down some Teach for America people by Sparr0 · · Score: 1
      I disagree on your assessment of their web design. "What We Do" is a 3-page section. The first page explains the problem they solve, the second page explains how the problem can be solved and how they are working to solve it, and the third page elaborates on the success they have had.
      The second page, which seems to be the one you want, is available on the dropdown menu as "Our Theory of Change" under "What We Do" from the front page of the site, as well as links on both the left AND right sides of the first "What We Do" page, one of which DESCRIBES the page it links to.

      Top menu, front page:

      What We Do
      --(rollover menu)--> Our theory of change Left side, What We Do page:

      Our theory of change Right side, What We Do page:

      In this section

      Our theory of change
      Read our perspective on the underlying causes of the achievement gap and how we are working to address them >> Oh, and it's also on the Site Map, of course. I admit, this isn't the absolute best web design I have seen, but it isn't nearly as bad as you have made it out to be.
  29. That depends by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What do you like to do?

    1. Re:That depends by nizo · · Score: 1
      Goal: Sit around in my underwear at home all day.

      Action plan to achieve this goal: tip the server rack over on myself, crushing my legs and causing permanant damage.


      Who says people in IT never plan ahead for retirement?

  30. Silly question by Eivind · · Score: 0, Redundant
    How on earth are complete strangers supposed to know what you want to do with your life ?

    Doctor ? Fireman ? Scientist ? Cook ? Fisherman ?

    How should we know ?

  31. Something with less customer contact? by Alt0n · · Score: 1

    It's often the direct interaction with end-users / customers / punters that's most stressful. If you can keep away from that you may well avoid the mistake of changing to an equally tough environment for less money.

    --
    -- Foolproof systems do not take into account the ingenuity of fools.
  32. Hate Job? by fozzmeister · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OK most people actually quite hate their job, IT people are very lucky in the fact they generally do enjoy their job and it's also well paid. Your job is more work than play, well your still one up on most people, think _very_ carefully.

    1. Re:Hate Job? by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      I sooo want to mod this to 6.

    2. Re:Hate Job? by ArsonSmith · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you hate your job then get a new one. Simple as that. IT or not. It is people sitting in jobs that they hate because they don't want to get another one that creates jobs that people hate. As an employer if I can pay someone crap to do crap work than I will. If nobody will do that job then I will have to pay more or go without. IT is just usually filled with above average intelligent people who understand this. That is why IT jobs are typically more fun. I have also watched jobs go from fun to shitty because of the job market. The more jobs posted on Monster the more an employer will do for you. The less jobs available the more restrictive and micromanaging they become.

      If you don't like a job for 6 months, find another. Repeat until you find one you like. Also don't worry about loyalty. Do you really think the company you work for cares. Your boss may actually care but he isn't likely the one to lay you off. Some VP in an office will be in order to make sure he gets his bonus. If you leave when he needs you that VP may lose his bonus.

      It is in your hands. The system is just set to appear that it is not.

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
  33. not exactly burnt out... by JCOTTON · · Score: 2
    I find myself, not exactly burnt out, but longing for...

    seems like you found yourself a bad job, not a bad career. Look around for something new, but stick to your field. >

    >

    Hello, world.

    1. Re:not exactly burnt out... by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1

      Agreed, but stop looking, and start talking... talking to former leaders in past organizations that you respected for their leadership abilities. Nothing beats a good referral from a good leader in helping you find a job that you'll fit into well.

  34. I didn't want to be an IT drone... by Gogl · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK!

    1. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by AragornSonOfArathorn · · Score: 3, Funny

      I want to be... a LION TAMER!

      --
      sudo eat my shorts
    2. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by kennylogins · · Score: 1

      I will not buy this lumberjack, it is scratched.

    3. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by jcr · · Score: 1

      Do you have your own hat?

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    4. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by millst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just quit my job in IT after 10 years. I started on helpdesk. moved to consultancy. then became a software developer during dot com. then moved to risk and intellectual property management. then moved to business development. had enough now, moving tasks within the IT field has kept me stimulated but only for so long. I'm off to be a live sound engineer after having it as my hobby for the last 10 years. In 5 years i'll probably be bored with that, so then who knows. I came to the realisation that you can do anything you want, so just do whatever takes your fancy, and if you hate it, leave and go do something else.

    5. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by Dancindan84 · · Score: 3, Funny

      ...I wanted to be... a LUMBERJACK! And that's ok!
      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
    6. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by bhsurfer · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should work your way toward it. Have you considered banking?

      --
      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.
      Groucho Marx
    7. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by Ice+Wewe · · Score: 1

      I want to be... a steel worker!

    8. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I gave up IT to plant trees for a living, you insensitive clod.

      Seriously, 5 or 6 years ago (I forget) I went from image processing and graphics programming to planting trees. Lost a lot of weight, built up muscle and am, well, happy.

      Currently, I look after a number of nature reserves for a local government authority part of the time and am self-employed in revegetation, vegetation surveys and mapping. Income is a bit less but I work with great, interesting people (unlike the IT Office Space stereotypes) and am, well, happy...

      There's a whole world out there! Explore and be true to yourself and your needs.

      -t.

    9. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by RalphTheWonderLlama · · Score: 1

      LEAPING from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!

      --
      simple, fast homepage with your links: http://www.ngumbi.com/
    10. Re:I didn't want to be an IT drone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want to be ... a COW-ORKER

      Oh, wait...

  35. Find a startup by HalifaxRage · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Find a startup ISP or tech companyy with big dreams and a small budget. Your experience will do more to help them than 10 college kids ever could.

    --
    bomb the us up set someone
    1. Re:Find a startup by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. My job before this one was a startup ISP. Yes, I learned alot in those 2 years, but the pay was bad and I have a family to feed and a house to pay off.

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
  36. One Word... by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

    Outside.

  37. Boo hoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Its not "fun" anymore? That's why it's called work you boob.

    1. Re:Boo hoo by Magic+Fingers · · Score: 0

      I know you want to say "Bob" instead of boob.

  38. Outside the Box by Mephistophocles · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's hard to really recommend anything without knowing what kind of person you are, what your financial situation is, etc, but without having any of that info, I can just tell you what I'd do: something way the hell off the beaten path. You have any money saved? Enough to maybe start a small business in your hobby of choice? If you really want a serious change of pace, move somewhere way out of the way. Work odd jobs - anything you can do. Maybe helping with the weak though growing IT market in Africa/Central/South America. If you have anything at all saved, it can go a long way there.

    I guess my point is, there's no reason to trade one run-of-the-mill 9-5 for another one. If you're really serious about a change of scenery, go sit on a hilltop for a day or two and decide what you'd do if the sky was the limit. And then spend the rest of your life getting there. Idealistic? Sure. But the journey's half the fun.

    --
    Deja Moo: The distinct feeling that you've heard this bull before.
  39. After a lifetime in IT by waynemcdougall · · Score: 1

    After a lifetime in IT, you go to Silicon Heaven

    (if you've been good)

    --
    Recycle PCs and build a wireless community network www.hillsborough.org.nz
    1. Re:After a lifetime in IT by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      That was not what initially came to mind when I saw Silicon Heaven. I pictured more Pamela Anderson, less Commodore 64's.

      --
      "Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much." - Oscar Wilde
  40. those who cannot do (or get tired of doing) ... by direpath · · Score: 1

    Teach. Thats what I would do. I greatly respected the instructors at the Technical College I attended because they had worked (or in many cases still worked) in the field they were teaching. Not every person can teach someone what they do to full effect, but those that have had hands-on experience have a lot to bring to the table.

    I fully plan to "retire" to teaching at a Technical college once I tire of the IT industry. I'm not sure if thats what you have in mind. It is related to what you are doing, but it isn't IT.

    --
    "It's amazing what velocity can do when human beings are in season" -Matthew Good
  41. Depends on who you are. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say it has to someone connect with your prior knowledge, experience and personality. Those are deliberetely broad statement because I don't know you at all.

    If you were a programmer, musician perhaps? Or artist in general? If you were involved in WWW perhaps you find journalism interesting? If you were into security perhaps something related to health?

  42. Hell? by Steve-o-192.168 · · Score: 0

    Wait a minute.... You were already there???

    Where do we expect you to go, Detroit??

    -Steve

    1. Re:Hell? by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      IT is surprisingly strong in Detroit, at least for now.

  43. What I'm going to do- eventually by Marxist+Hacker+42 · · Score: 1

    Cash out my pension, find a nice plot of land on a major highway people use to go on vacation, and get myself a nice mental case of dementia concretia; charging people $6 a carload to look at "art" that teaches a lesson about recycling junk and making alternative energy. If I make enough alternative energy, I'll also want an electric train to the nearest population centers. But your mileage may vary....

    --
    SJW: a person who perceives an injustice, and while correcting it, commits a greater injustice.
  44. There are many options by Ynsats · · Score: 1

    Your only limitations on what you can do is what kind of effort and time you are willing to invest. Someone already mentioned hobbies. That is a great place to start. It's probably what got you into IT in the first place anyway. 20 years ago, IT was an unheard of term and computers were still a new fangled thingamabob that nobody really had a good clue on what to do with them. Well, from a business application standpoint. Most of the people that were getting in to them were either college graduates or hobbyists. Most college kids got into computers because they were fun.

    So what I would do is look for something you enjoy doing that is completely NOT like IT work. Someone mentioned fixing cars. That can be a good application of troubleshooting skills. If you are good at repairing computers then you would likely be good at some sort of detail work also. My father plans to build furniture when he retires in a couple of years. He's a woodworker as a hobbyist and enjoys it. So rather than fill his house with furniture, he's going to build pieces and sell them either online or at local craft fairs/flea markets.

    Personally, I have quite a few hobbys that would work out for me. I already work part time doing diesel mechanics and fleet maintenance. It's good money and where the IT level of money is in automotive/mechanical repair. However, what I would enjoy doing more is working for a friend of mine fabricating body panels for race cars and custom work. It's very enjoyable and people are less sensitive and not easily offended by guys being guys. I wouldn't mind doing something with audio/video equipment installation either in cars or homes/professional offices. I have skills that I can apply to all these areas.

    Another option is to do something outside. Landscaping, unless you are doing the design, is fairly simple work, just tedious and back-breaking. However, a person with professional experience and/or a degree will usually be a manager or supervisor who has peons to do the work for him. If you are up for it, the Parks Service in many states and even at the federal level is always looking for people. There are plenty of other outside jobs to do.

    But me, I like my IT work. I enjoy the challenges that it brings and I actually enjoy troubleshooting. It pays well enough and some days I can't believe I get paid to do the work I do. I hope you find that place for you again. A wise man once said to me "If you can't have fun at what you are doing, go the hell home, we don't want you here." He was a mere furniture mover for a moving company. He loved his job and he did it the best he could every day. I asked him if had a choice, would he do it again and his response was "Without a doubt, yes!" Basically, it's not what you do for a living that makes the difference, it's how you do it. I've always told everyone I know, "The measure of a man is not in his paycheck. A job is a job, it doesn't matter what you do, as long as it pays the bills, it's all good. Some jobs just pay more bills than others." Just be glad you have luxury of a job to consider leaving. I have had many friends and colleagues who were forced out of thier employment and into a different field of work due to down-sizing and layoffs.

  45. one word by Bandman · · Score: 1

    Alpacas.

    My fiancee and I really really really want to get an alpaca farm going some place in the country where we don't be bothered by anyone or anything electronic.

    1. Re:one word by AmiAthena · · Score: 1

      Alpacas.
      My fiancee and I really really really want to get an alpaca farm going some place in the country where we don't be bothered by anyone or anything electronic. I was frightened the first time I saw one of those alpaca commercials on TV- it almost seemed like a parody of something (Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man!!!!), but then I saw it again and realized it was legitimate.
      Despite this first impression, I have to admit, I looked at the site and alpacas seem pretty cool.
    2. Re:one word by bobroberts · · Score: 1

      Don't be taken in by the commercials. Alpacas are a bubble commodity right now. Nothing in their economics justifies these animals selling for 30K - 100K, other than people hoping to get rich selling animals to new suckers like you.

      --
      // // Never underestimate the power of human stupidity. // //
    3. Re:one word by Bandman · · Score: 1

      I was really just looking for something that would allow me to NEVER have to worry about finding a network connection wherever I am.

      And only the breeding animals are that much. The ones who just hang out and produce wool are much cheaper.

  46. A lifetime eh? by MrDoh1 · · Score: 1

    I dunno... personally after a lifetime of anything, retirement sounds nice...

    Or maybe a nice peaceful death.

    --
    I am Homer of Borg. Resistance is Fut.. Mmmmmmmm, Donuts!
  47. CADD? by jcgf · · Score: 1
    Why not consider a career in drafting? You would be able to make use of many of your computer skills and it would not be fix the computer all day kind of work but rather actually using it.

    My brother-in-law and I both finished with C.S. degrees in saskatchewan and he works for a construction company doing CAD and I'm a computer tech. I would take his job any day and not just cause he gets better pay and more hours but the work involves some creativity instead of "computer guy, can you look at this?".

  48. IT related jobs by KernelMuncher · · Score: 0

    I'd consider doing something IT related to leverage your skills & experience but fairly different. Like maybe computer forensics for a police department or the FBI. Or IT security for the federal government (TSA, State Department, CIA). You might even get the chance to live abroad. Teaching would also be a great activity. Lord only knows we need more people with good comptuer skills teaching the next generation. The fun thing is that you could probably pursue many of these activities on a part-time basis for a while to see if you liked them. You might have to be a volunteer at first but it's all about testing the waters. Meager pay (or lack thereof) shouldn't stop you from trying these things out. Think of it as an investment in your future job satisfaction.

  49. Become and instructor by grudgelord · · Score: 1

    Many individuals who'd achieved a relative degree of success in their field of expertise but had experienced a lack of luster with their careers became college instructors. By doing this you can capitalize on your knowledge and experience and use it to transition into another field.

    --
    "09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0"
  50. Some advice from someone who's done it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dropped out of the IT industry almost two years ago now. I did everything from tech support to Java development. I had been taken advantage of, despised the industry and everyone in it and could barely keep my head on straight, let alone my servers. I was burned out before the age of 31, and it showed in my work. It's VERY BAD when you stop caring about your employer's servers.

    Now I work for an advertising agency now doing audio/visual. It's an easy jump but, believe me, the pay cut has been difficult (especially with my wife not working). Unfortunately, it has become very clear to me that once you're out, nobody wants you back in. The nice thing is, if I'm not out of the office at 5:00, it's probably because I am flying back from a multi-million dollar pitch, drinking a rum and coke. ;)

    I've taken up a couple of hobbies (actually went a little nuts on those and have had to cut back), have more time to read (Chekov, not Slashdot), and am generally having a fun time at it. Do I miss IT? Sometimes I do, but nobody likes an employee with a bad attitude.

    Good luck,

    Anonymous coward

  51. Re:Bike messenger - not stressful ???? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


    dodging rush hour traffic on a vehicle offering you not protection whatsoever and trying not to turn your face into chiseled spam on the asphalt or get totaled by a truck - sure, that's how I relax!

  52. Car Racing. by Devir · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I too have become bored of the IT world. from the constant need for a "Pro/Con" spreadsheet for EVERY change and concept to no one being able to agree, ever. I'm just tired of sitting in a chair, arguing with the boss about 8 year old servers, then going home and staring at a screen till I fall asleep. It's a life that lacks, well anything.

    Recently I bought myself a nice "used" car with a decently powerful V8 engine and started down the path to racing. (yes there is HUGE politics in the pro leagues). I feel that it's a huge shift in career, but it's similar. Car's need all sorts of knowledge to run, tune, adjust, and time. You also need split second reflexes that have undoubtedly been aquired in the years of gaming.

    I also thought of getting into psychology, but I realize i've already dealt with enough crazy people in the IT field (me included in that number).

    Essentailly, that "after IT" career change, it's all about what YOU personally want. I'm just sharing with you what i want to do with my life post IT escape.

    1. Re:Car Racing. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there, DOING that.

      Except the difference is that I am using my IT knowledge to get the money to go racing. Computer Consulting for the money, Racing to blow the cash and to live life.

  53. And don't open a comic/games/collectibles store! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    You think I'm joking here, but it seems like every damn geek and his brother dreams of opening their own comic book, collectibles, or video game store--with absolutely no idea how to run a small business or how the market dropped out for these sorts of stores over 10 years ago (or how tough it is to compete with the big chains).

    When people tell you to "follow your dreams" what they mean is "follow your dreams--as long as your dreams are reasonable and you have the qualifications and skills needed to pursue them."

    --
    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  54. Try another job for a few days by doubledjd · · Score: 1
    1. I'd talk to some friends that know you and inquire about their careers.
    2. I've had a friend in exactly this situation. I pointed him to http://vocationvacations.com/. Now he owns a coffee shop and sells cheesecake.
    3. Also, I'd consider going back to school. Reading through the class offerings was a really good way to find what I had interest in.
    4. The reality is, unless you are ready for a decrease in pay, moving completely out of the field (any field you've been in long term) is difficult. With all your experience, you might consider consulting. At least that way you have a little more choice in the projects you take.

    I'm in a similar boat but less experience than you have. It is a very consuming and confusing process. But until I figure it out, I'll continue to scour hotjobs for "pasty fitting technician" :)
  55. extended underpants gnome scheme by doug · · Score: 1

    Congrats! You've done better than most of us in that you've figured out how to get past step #2

          1) do something
          2) ?
          3) profit!

    Now that you're in the promised land of profit, you're looking to move on to step #4

          4) enjoy life

    While I wish you the best, I'm stuck at step #1.

    - doug

  56. Gardening or painting by durin · · Score: 1

    I've had two of my colleagues radically change careers.
    One guy became a florist (one of our former NT system administrators) and another guy started painting (former project manager).

    --
    Why, yes! I AM new here.
    1. Re:Gardening or painting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      One guy became a florist (one of our former NT system administrators)

      He was underqualified for the advancement to florist.

  57. Sell it all by boristdog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sell it all, buy cheap land in the backcountry, build a small cabin and live the wild life.

    Trust me, you won't be bored.

  58. slingin food by Rage+Maxis · · Score: 1

    i quit IT and went into the restaurant business. No IRC'ing from work, no being lazy as hell, no annoying men in suits except customers and you can spit in their food.

    No more buying expensive gadgets and rent becomes tough ... even in a bad neighborhood...

    but i've now worked the grill, fast food assembly and traditional line cook. Likely i'll do chef's school this year.

    It takes ALL the fun out of food ... just like IT work takes the fun out of computers FOREVER ...

    But its hard work and at the end of the day its satisfying.

    --
    --- ask me about nihilism, I will have nothing to tell you.
  59. Consider IT Sourcing / Purchasing by Highlander15 · · Score: 1

    I was in the same situation and an opportunity came along for me to become an "IT Buyer" within my company. My skills and experience within IT give me a significant edge over IT salespeople. This in turn leads to contracts and IT engagements that are much more beneficial to my organization than if someone without IT experience were in my position. I am still a geek at heart and can continue to be close to the technology and "IT toys" but from a completely different angle. My largest learning curves have been in understanding some of the legal information within contracts and learning how to negotiate. Although I was initially very uncomfortable, negotiation has become my favorite thing to do. There is a certain rush when you have been able to use technical and business skills to talk down a vendor from unreasonable prices and save the company tons of money.

  60. Become a whore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I left a great job working for a big-6 consulting firm to become a man-whore. After all, working for "Big-6," made me a business whore. So, I had several years of on-the-job whore-training and decided to venture out on my own.

    Sure, it is risky business being a man-whore, but there are plenty of perks. Often, I have some nice MILF call me up to schedule an appointment. Using my IT skills, I put together a multimedia mini-kiosk using Windows Mobile 5.0 and a Dell Axim PDA. My clients can choose what services they want and my software calculates the fee.

    I call my system Whoreware v69 and it saves me time and money. I still get to dabble in IT AND I get to whore around on my own terms.

    Being a man-whore may not be for everyone, but it sure is better than being a business-whore working for a big-6 consulting firm. BTW: To all of you former PwC/IBM Global Consultants...you may want to considering going to the gym before the axe falls. Fat man-whores are not that easy to market.

  61. Life after IT? Beach bum baby by CDWalton · · Score: 1

    After I retire, I am kicking it old skool on a beach staying drunk and picking up chicks on vacation, and make them scream my name all night long.........

    --
    When the going gets tough, the tough get drunk
  62. Do you need to actually earn a living? by Ichoran · · Score: 1

    If you are a skilled professional in a certain area, and you need to earn a living with wages comparable to those you're receiving in the area of your profession, you're usually pretty stuck. You're being compensated for your professional skills. The primary option there is to switch into a management-related career track (initially managing the same thing you were doing hands-on before).

    If you've acquired sufficient savings so that your career needs to only partially support you (or you're willing to live more modestly), and you're trying to optimize satisfaction/happiness, then you have to ask what you find satisfying. For example, if you find intellectual inquiry satisfying, switching to some sort of scientific field makes sense--and there are plenty of ways to take advantage of one's existing IT experience in many scientific areas (e.g. high performance computing is relevant to biophysics and bioinformatics and astrophysics and climate modeling; image processing is relevant to microscopy (optical and EM) and manufacturing (for defect detection, for instance) and biology (quantification of behavior, for instance)). If you have any hobbies that can be monetized, those are another class of options (cooking -> chef, travel -> tour guide, computer gaming -> computer games journalist, etc.).

    If you've acquired enough savings so that your career doesn't need to support you at all, then the range of options is even wider. Start a company making a kind of widget that you always wished existed? Help the campaign of your favorite politician? Pick a social issue--genocide in Darfur? oppression in Zimbabwe? 128-bit numbers as an illegal circumvention device? sex slave trade?--and get involved with others who feel strongly about the issue and are trying to make a positive impact. These types of things tend to be quite satisfying, if you pick carefully, but they do not pay well at all (so you had better not need a robust income).

  63. I'm going to. . . by CrtxReavr · · Score: 1

    . . . Disneyland!

    -CR

    --
    "So is the BSD licence even more 'free' (than GPLv2)? Yes. Unquestionably." --Linus Torvalds (TinyURL.com/2vugzl)
  64. MBA? by Darth_Burrito · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My friend left IT to become an MBA. He's graduating this quarter, and will be doubling his old salary. In his own words, he wanted to make the transition from the person writing the reports to the person requesting the reports. Of course, whether or not he'll achieve that as a consultant is debatable, but hey, he still doubled his salary and gets a change of pace. The two years he spent in the mba program served as a nice break from reality as well. Or as he would say, "Grad school is the snooze bar on the alarm clock of life."

    1. Re:MBA? by zitsky · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have 10 years experience in IT. I'm now in the MBA program at the University of Oregon. It's something I wanted to do 10 years ago but put off. I'd highly recommend considering this. It will give you opportunities to explore career paths such as Finance, Marketing etc. Doing an internship between the two years of the program will give you great experience, and will let you explore other career options in a safe environment.

    2. Re:MBA? by OmanLegend · · Score: 1

      I agree. This is the path that I chose after spending 10 years in IT. From what I'm learning in school right now, a LOT of the skills that served you well in IT will serve you well in management. Pattern recognition, problem solving, ability to focus (well ok, this is probably all the caffeine), time management, opportunity recognition, curiosity.

      Another advantage is that a few years away from the grind gives you a HUGE amount of perspective and a break from the idiotic mess that is corporate America.

      I would personally recommend doing something that you're passionate about. That will be what gets you out of bed in the morning for years and years and years.

    3. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Grad school is the snooze bar on the alarm clock of life." Dammit. I hit the snooze bar too early.
    4. Re:MBA? by swillden · · Score: 1

      I would personally recommend doing something that you're passionate about. That will be what gets you out of bed in the morning for years and years and years.

      Which is exactly why I'm not getting an MBA.

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    5. Re:MBA? by OmanLegend · · Score: 1

      Different folks, different strokes.....

    6. Re:MBA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would tend to anonymously agree with the general idea of doing something that you're passionate about. Just remember, the economy might not respect what your passion is at all, and you may never make any cash.

      As for the MBA, I wonder if any of these IT people ( whom I edged towards, but never truly became I think ) know why big companies spent money on IT in the first place.

      It's about making more money. If you think your life is going to become an example for all about happiness and being content, remember running a business isn't about academic or intellectual perfection.
      It's about money.

      And, unfortunately, money is controlled by people. Not anticipated Vista software patches release dates, cross-vendor intranet site security or the latest industry certifications. People.
      If you can deal with people, you can find a way to make money.
      If you can't deal with people, someone will find a way to use you to eventually deal with people, to make money and give you the left-overs.

      This is an old game. Figure it out, and stop whining. The people and money are there, waiting for you.

    7. Re:MBA? by Leto-II · · Score: 1

      What do you think of the MBA program at UO? I'm doing my PhD in CS at UO right now and my wife is doing her BS in accounting here as well. She's not sure if she should do her MBA here as well or not.

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    8. Re:MBA? by castrox · · Score: 1

      Giving up modpoints here.. okay, so he will be making the double? He already got a contract? It's easy to be overly optimistic. Sort of like 1999 in the IT area. All things takes time to balance out. The guys and girls who are good at the IT business already have a career - the rest is left out. This drives sallaries up. Many from my C.SCI. class went to become MBA:s (sort of ABSURD if you ask me). I guess.. people will do anything for money. Thing is; in the end they won't be able to do their jobs and as such they will suck. There are no shortcuts - at least they're *very* uncommon. So the pendulum swings back and we're back in balance. The *only* thing that can earn you money is risk. Of course, responsibility is the same thing as risk. And when I say responsibility I do mean real responsibility, accountability, and not some BS "responsibility" over something unimportant.

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    9. Re:MBA? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      I was at 18 yrs in IT when I did my MBA. All it did was qualify me to be an IT Manager and have MORE headaches of dealing with the idiots on the business side and the dummies from the "Windows generation" who can't program if it's not a GUI and can't analyze if it's not a spreadsheet! I was too far along in IT to change. I'd love to do something else.

    10. Re:MBA? by Magic+Fingers · · Score: 0

      Not always, hard core programmers are not good in Finance/marketing. The best programmers I've met with doesn't like to talk they are more reserve to theirselves only and to the work they do.

    11. Re:MBA? by metlin · · Score: 1

      Many from my C.SCI. class went to become MBA:s (sort of ABSURD if you ask me). I guess.. people will do anything for money.
      Why do you say that? Often times, I've noticed that people with tech + MBA backgrounds are the best managers because they understand both the technology and the business. Unlike the Slashdot steoreotype MBAs, these people actually know and have worked with technology as well as business, and that gives them a unique perspective. Personally, I think that's the best combination.

      Thing is; in the end they won't be able to do their jobs and as such they will suck.
      Maybe like the rest of us, they just need experience - and their mixed backgrounds will give them a better perspective and a better understanding?

      There are no shortcuts - at least they're *very* uncommon.
      Sure. There are no shortcuts in life, either way. MBAs are not shortcuts, but they are definitely a helpful ingredient in a business or management career.

      Besides, doing an MBA at any half-decent place usually requires some amount of experience + good creds. Like I mentioned in a previous post, it's not like HBS or Wharton let people walk through their doors, a dime a dozen.

      At the end of the day, good skills in any field (degrees notwithstanding) always shine through. Academic qualifications are merely one of the less painful ways of showing off those skills.
  65. The Grave by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where else?

    Tank u, tank u bery much

  66. Two words, my friend... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Clown College...

    1. Re:Two words, my friend... by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention that. I was actually planning to go that route after I graduated. Instead, I joined the Marine Corps.

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
  67. Management Consulting by leptonhead · · Score: 1

    Management consulting is a great career path for someone like you. They will teach you everything you need on top of your IT skills and given your long experience you should be able to get into some interesting work right away. Take a gander at some of the companies in this list, look for jobs for "experienced professionals": http://www.vault.com/nr/consulting_rankings/consul ting_rankings.jsp?consulting2007=2&ch_id=252

  68. Open a comic/games/collectibles store! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  69. Start your own business! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't believe no one has mentioned the most obvious answer.

  70. Become a plumber... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... Its just like the the Internet with different pipes and the same amount of crap flowing through.

  71. I can think of three off-hand by smchris · · Score: 1

    One got a grad degree to become a counselor. The other two are massage therapists with greater and lesser degrees of new-agedness.

    I guess the link is that they are tired of machines and figure dealing with people will be easier.

    And they want to charge by the hour.

    1. Re:I can think of three off-hand by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Massage therapists have an amazing burnout rate. Some people do stick with it for the long haul, but most people burn out in just a couple years and it's amazingly rare that they make it more than five.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  72. How about Porn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duh.

  73. Go ahead and retire... by pianowow · · Score: 2, Funny

    You could be a Wal-Mart greeter.

  74. A little story by tulcod · · Score: 0

    There once was a guy, "dad", who lived at the national telephony company until his late 50th birthday. He left (because the company had some internal trouble and was offered a high pension). Ok, it wasn't exactly IT, but it was very close. He now works as a construction worker at a friend's building contractor company and enjoys it. That is, as mentioned above, a bare hands job in which you are still constructing. He still has some light IT jobs using his own llc, but he is not really busy in that area anymore. So... indeed, constructing is a very good idea, so it seems. I'm not at that stage yet, but I'd stay into the creative branch. It would mean that you are still developing, still putting things and basic materials into something more complex. It's like coding with wood, the compiler is your saw :)

  75. What to do? by tygt · · Score: 1

    I'm considering raising organic beef, lamb and eggs.....

    1. Re:What to do? by value_added · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'm considering raising organic beef, lamb and eggs.....

      You won't get very far if you don't first discover that you need to be raising cows, sheep and chickens to get the beef, lamb and eggs you're looking for.

    2. Re:What to do? by tygt · · Score: 1
      But see how easy it is?

      You've already taught me so much! ;)

    3. Re:What to do? by JudeanPeople'sFront · · Score: 1

      +1 Insightful :)

  76. ALWAYS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS strive for variety in life - your career being no exception. Many people feel burdoned to stay in the same field their entire lives out of _______ (fill in the blank). You should always have some other interests in your life besides IT (or whatever career field you have) which you could always leap to in case you get burned out, layed off, etc. We are preprogrammed (no pun intended) through life to do things in a certain order: go to school, get good grades, learn a field, get a job/career, work at this job/career our whole lives, retire, enjoy (if we are able) the last years of our lives. Why always follow this trend?

  77. Microbrew by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I brew beer and honey-wines as a hobby. I keep the idea of opening a microbrewery and pub as my "plan B".

  78. Post on /. all day; become a paid shill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lord knows there's enough of 'em on /. and other boards where PR conscious corporations and political entities want to try and influence opinion in their favor. So there must be some money in it. Which is too bad for me, because as a FOSS, Creative Commons, anti-DRM, anti-software patents, anti-generally restrictive laws advocate, I have to, by principle, give my opinions away FREELY. Of course, I guess I would take money NOT to give my opinion. Any takers?

  79. Hmmm what I would do.. by Kardall · · Score: 1

    When I am done my career in IT, I'm dreaming of moving far away from here, at least a 9 day drive somewhere... settling down and having a break/family/life. Move to Canada :D It's cheap :D

  80. thats why its called work by GPO-master · · Score: 0

    thats why its called work, because you have to work. if it was supposed to be fun it'd be called play. since you obviously want to "play" its no wonder you were fired.

  81. For me, it was architecture by josquin9 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At age 35 I went back and got my M. Arch. and at 40 am plugging away at the hours I need for registration.

    I'm enjoying the complexity of the field and the fact that solutions, once enacted, won't be superseded every two years. There's a permanence to it that's a complete about face from IT.

    Even a small building involves thousands of decisions that all effect each other. It's not for everybody, I suppose, but I think it's the ultimate career for a dyed-in-the-wool problem solver.

    1. Re:For me, it was architecture by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      Yes, real engineering is definitely the right step for someone in IT. I grew up with computers and was one of those people who could have become an IT pro right out of high school, but after a couple years in the field, I decided to take a different path. I worked my ass off to make it through school, and now I do control, instrumentation, and automation engineering. Unlike in IT, you're actually assumed to be a competent person in general, which stops a lot of the stupid arguements you have to have as an IT pro with management disappear.

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      It's been a long time.
  82. This is also why you shouldn't get married... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Sorry....low-hanging fruit :)

    --
    A goal is a dream with a deadline
  83. Boxing? by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 1

    When I was in Kindergarden, I wanted to be a boxer. From what I've seen, it doesn't seem to be all that hard.

    All you need to do is:
      - Jump rope
      - Do 1-handed pushups
      - Run up a large flight of steps

    and you'll be a heavyweight champion in no time!

    --
    "Now I'm seriously serious!" - Serious Sam
    1. Re:Boxing? by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 1

      I think I saw that documentary too, and you also have to drink raw eggs.

  84. humble advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can only offer advice based on what I've been doing. Try to find an optimal niche that combines the following three things:

    1. Work that will hold your interest
    2. Work that has long-term potential and probably stability
    3. A role that would allow you to "trade up" on your IT background/expertise

    Myself? I've got ~18 years in IT, in private sector, public sector, perm and contract. Basically a jack-of-all-trades (except for coding). In recent years, I've been grappling with the same issue you describe. At the same time, I've been focusing on Privacy issues, taking courses, taking on related tasks at work. Now I'm ready to take on a full-time Privacy role. The IT background counts for a lot in this regard, even though my day-to-day work won't involve any hands-on IT work. Basically, the plan was to become "bilingual" in something else, and then make the leap as a "translator".

    Best of luck,
    P

  85. Electrician or librarian by fruitbane · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm training to be a librarian after a few years in IT. Librarianship is a usually a 2nd - 4th career :) And IT can be really useful in the field. Degree takes 2 years and the pay sucks, but it can be pleasant and rewarding. Librarians are the best people to hang out with at parties.

    Also, electricians are paid well. There's a lot of apprenticeship required, but as it's a hands-on kind of job it likely has much higher satisfaction than IT. It also pays well. You could pick up some other handyman skills and work at home improvement, or even get on Monster House at the Discovery Channel. Who knows!

    But seriously, those are two I like. It doesn't mean you will. If what you're asking is if your years in IT pre-dispose you to a different field, I'd say it depends on what part of IT you were in and what you were doing.

  86. ..and now for something completely different by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After 20 years of desk dwelling, perhaps something more physical would be a good change. Perhaps drop down to part-time at work, and start part-time in something completely different to try it out. Seven random ideas:

    1. Mountain bikes - maybe a courier, park guide, selling and servicing bikes
    2. Food - open a niche food business, or a more general offering
    3. Gourmet coffee - people can't get enough of the good coffee, not just the rocket fuel from the bigger chains, but decent single estate coffee roasted that same week, ground just before brewing
    4. Garden & plants - landscape gardening, or, if the outdoors is too cold and wet, specialise in indoor plants and arrangements.
    5. Trades - plumbers, electricians - will always be in demand, learn a new technical skill, troubleshooting when things go wrong
    6. Art - either creating it, or buying it and arranging it on behalf of others (banks usually have curators for their art collections)
    7. Spend some time overseas with someone like VSO http://www.vso.org.uk/ - friends have done this, and found it to be very worthwhile.

    I have only spent 7 years in IT, and also work for "the largest financial company in the world". I already have one foot out of the door probing new careers for myself. Good luck with the change!

  87. nearly there by mihalis · · Score: 1

    I can't match 20 years in IT, but I do have 18 years programming for a living (i considered saying "programming professionally" but that would be a very bold claim regarding my career). I think if I had no commitments (family to feed, mortgage, car payment etc) I would still like to program but I'd just like to work on better code. No matter which job I'm in, which company, which continent, I have somehow ended up dealing with a lot of legacy junk, often written by people in an awful hurry many years ago, some of whom i never even met. I understand that that's where the money is for many people, since "legacy junk" can also be the same thing as "established product with healthy userbase, making boatloads of cash", however I would just really like to get away from that at some point. I think the "plan" such as it is, would be to win millions on the lottery and then retire, and entertain myself on some open source project that I could be happy with.

    Chris

    -helpful and constructive as always

  88. Re:And don't open a comic/games/collectibles store by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When people tell you to "follow your dreams" what they mean is "follow your dreams--as long as your dreams are reasonable and you have the qualifications and skills needed to pursue them."

    Personally, what I mean is go out and do it. If that means you need to obtain skills to do it, then do that first. I say follow your dreams, not get ahead of yourself.

    I also believe that there is nothing that you can imagine yourself doing (within certain realities of physics, of course) that you cannot conceivably do. Have you seen Ong Bak or The Protector? This guy Tony Jaa grew up watching pissed-off Kung Fu movies and no one ever told him that people needed wires to do these badass stunts where they run up the side of things and so on, and as a consequence he learned to do those things without wires. I don't mean the anime/kung-fu leap that sends you thirty feet up into the sky or anything here - again, reminders about physics apply.

    But the point is, how many things could we have done if no one told us we couldn't? If we weren't constantly discouraged from our "fool dreams" by parents, teachers, society...

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  89. well it's obvious by Archades54 · · Score: 1

    to get laid!

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    If your neighbours roof is flying past your window, you know it's cyclone season.
  90. Been there, done that, not worth it. by DG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A race car is a tool for turning money into smoke and noise. A LOT of money. Know how to make a small fortune in racing? Start with a big one.

    And as you progress past a certain level, it takes cubic dollars to advance - and the people with access to that sort of money suffer from a reality distortion field strength that has to be experienced to be believed.

    I had a lot of fun racing, and I met a lot of cool people and got to do a lot of cool stuff, but I also spent a metric assload of money with little to show for it save a website, a bunch of trophies, a Speed TV clip, and a bruised credit card.

    I'd've done better to stay in the Army.

    DG

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    1. Re:Been there, done that, not worth it. by kcbrown · · Score: 1

      I had a lot of fun racing, and I met a lot of cool people and got to do a lot of cool stuff, but I also spent a metric assload of money with little to show for it save a website, a bunch of trophies, a Speed TV clip, and a bruised credit card.

      And a lot of fond memories.

      I'd've done better to stay in the Army.

      Only if you either (a) enjoyed being in the Army or (b) value money more than happy experiences. Frankly, I think someone for whom the latter is true is somewhat insane. There are some people for whom accumulation of wealth for its own sake is more enjoyable than anything else, but those people are relatively rare.

      Now, that said, I do realize that there are tradeoffs. Unhappiness later on as a result of doing fun things now is something that has to be accounted for. But there's one further caveat: you generally don't get a second chance to do many (perhaps even most) things, and unhappiness later on can often be reduced or eliminated (and isn't guaranteed in any case).

      So in general, you'll be happier doing what you want to do when you have the opportunity to do so. If you don't, there's a high probability that you'll regret it later, and it's unlikely you'll get the chance again.

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    2. Re:Been there, done that, not worth it. by dcam · · Score: 2, Funny

      That reminds me of the joke about the farmer who won the lottery. He was being interviewed about the win and was asked what he was going to do this year.

      "I'm going to farm"

      and next year?

      "I'm going to farm"

      so you are just going to farm?

      "Yep. Until the money runs out"

      This used to be a joke with a bit of a hard edge to it, but now it isn't that much of a joke in Australia.

      --
      meh
    3. Re:Been there, done that, not worth it. by MarkHC · · Score: 1

      Well at least you have some damn fine words to show for it.

  91. teach by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

    You've got lots of experience, pass it on to the next generation. Teach - community college, etc. Not the worlds best pay, but the hours are good and you get lots of time off...

    (Full time prof. here at the comm. college I work for is off from now until last week of August -with pay. Fall and spring semesters, they are here for 20-25 hours per week, nothing more "required" by policy. Oh, and the state retirement kicks butt)

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  92. Be a Stagehand by starX · · Score: 1

    I do both, and being a Stagehand is about as far away as you can get from IT. Like lifting heavy things? Are you good at following precise directions? Like working out? Able to stand around and "look busy" while the artsy folks figure out what they want you to do? Stagehanding might be the life for you. And yes, it can pay fairly well. Check out your local IATSE and let them know you'd like to be placed on their over hire list if you think you might be interested. It takes a while before you join the union, but you make union wage and schedule when you're working a union gig, even if you are just an over hire. I find it's a nice compliment to a 9-5.

  93. Try reading Barbara Sher by cshay · · Score: 1

    ..you may have seen her on PBS. She really has a good approach to finding fulfilling work. For example: http://www.amazon.com/Live-Life-You-Love-Step/dp/0 440507561

  94. job change instead of career change? by BenSchuarmer · · Score: 1

    Maybe the reason that IT does not seem fun anymore is that "the largest financial company in the world" isn't a place to have fun.

  95. Retirement sounds nice by Krishnoid · · Score: 1

    If it was good enough for this guy, it should be good enough for you.

  96. Those who can, do... by doyoulikeworms · · Score: 1

    ...those who can't, teach. I have had plenty of amazing professors that came out of industry.

    1. Re:Those who can, do... by tokentry · · Score: 0

      I agree 100% It is a way to stay in the industry with out the headaches. And we need better educators.

    2. Re:Those who can, do... by tleps · · Score: 1

      Just so you know - the best teachers were also likely rather competent in the "doing". Or as you put it, the "amazing professors" - that's why you liked the one's that came OUT of the field and into the classroom. The one's who were never in the field don't exactly have much of anything insightful for one to learn from. I'm going into teaching now as I figure after 20+ years DOING (about 13 in support the rest in other areas completely), I may actually have some knowledge worth passing down. I at least have some clue as to what the preparation of an education is actually for, rather just some theory about preparing them for employment. And being financially set helps, obviously - as the pay does stink and I wouldn't want to have to try to finance my life on what they pay. My father loved teaching. He worked as a project mgr for the FASB. If you're familiar with accounting you should A) Know what organization that is, and B) Likely deal with an awful lot of the rules he helped craft Lord knows those who can't make such wonderful teachers... probably why schools are always looking for qualified, experienced people to fill positions...

  97. Become an English Teacher in Taiwan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude,

    go to South Korea or Taiwan, make tons of dough teaching English, enjoying the beautiful weather and hawt girlz.

    1. Re:Become an English Teacher in Taiwan by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      And racism.

      (Hey, not all of the racism is 'It's trendy to have a white boyfriend'.)

      --
      It's been a long time.
  98. Farming by blue_teeth · · Score: 1

    If you have spare funds, consider investing in a farmland. It can be as small
    as 10 to 15 acres. This is what I have planned for my exit from IT. Guess another
    3-4 years to pull in IT.

    Cheers
    BT

  99. uhhh, it's easy by BitterAndDrunk · · Score: 1
    There's a problem statement and a theory on how to fix it. From TFW:

    Teach For America's mission is to enlist our nation's most promising future leaders in the movement to eliminate educational inequality. We accomplish this by building a diverse, highly selective national corps of outstanding recent college graduates--of all academic majors and career interests--who commit two years to teach in urban and rural public schools in our nation's lowest-income communities and become lifelong leaders for expanding educational opportunity.

    I'm pretty sure that's what they do. But then again, they're probably looking for people who can comprehend a mission statement, to make teaching english more effectual.

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  100. help, the "compiler" ate my leg! by swschrad · · Score: 1

    not exactly IT, where compile errors eat your sanity ;). I do get a fair amount of enjoyment out of doing my own remodelling and car repair.

    --
    if this is supposed to be a new economy, how come they still want my old fashioned money?
  101. Career change probably not 'fun' by Jtheletter · · Score: 1

    I agree with a couple other posts that suggest it may just be your work environment that needs a change, not so much the work you do. Think about it this way, you've already spent most of your career in IT, learning tricks of the trade, people skills for IT interactions, and generally improving your skillset. Understandably work is work and not play, but there are very few jobs indeed where that isn't true most of the time.

    However, I don't think changing careers entirely late in the game is going to make things any more fun, or any easier. You'll have to start over learning new job skills, the pecking order within not only that office, but that career. Basically you'll be starting over in a lot of ways, which means playing catch-up and probably even less fun. Of course, I am assuming you'd still choose a new career in something you're at least familiar with, or related to IT, but there will be differences to relearn nonetheless.

    Try a change of scene first, maybe a small startup is what you need, a close-knit group working to a focused goal, generally less corporate atmosphere, maybe interesting office culture. Never been in a startup myself, but if the anecdotes we hear from silicon valley from time to time are true then that sounds like the kind of environment where work could be intense but fun for the last few years of your career. Although the retirement benefits could go either way, you could retire from a google, or from a dotcom bust special. Good luck. ;)

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    -- I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. It's not my fault that life sucks so much. --
  102. Buy and Sell by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

    I don't know if there's a proper term for what I do, but anyone can do it. Buy things, and sell them. Buy low, sell high. Auctions, flea markets, classified ads, and plenty of other venues are available for both ends of the process. Corporate and government surplus and liquidation are also great sources. Lately there has been a rash of 'work from home' scams describing just buying and selling on ebay, but that is minimally lucrative. The best results are had moving from global/national markets like ebay to local markets like classifieds and flea markets, and vice versa. You can make as much as you're willing to invest the time to deal with, with some caveats regarding initial capital. I have had to pass up on some great deals recently because I didn't have $10000+ available on short enough notice. In my experience, you are best off to stick to things you're already familiar with. Don't buy jewelry if you aren't intimately familiar with different types and their market values. I do most of my best work in tech items like computers and cameras and their accessories and parts, the sorts of things I can just look at and instantly know the auction and direct sale values for.

    I don't mind "sharing my secret" like this because even though anyone CAN do it, most people don't have the organizational skills or the patience. Also, you have to be prepared for dry spells. I have turned over $2000 in profit for a few hours work before. Normal weeks I end up spending 10-15 hours shopping, selling, and shipping and can make maybe $1000. And some bad weeks I can't move anything at all.

  103. maybe "financial" is the problem by consumer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Working for a giant financial company can make anything lose its fun. Why not try doing IT for a different company, working in an area that you care about? Maybe you love playing guitar, so you go do IT for a guitar manufacturer. Maybe you want to feel like you're helping people, so you join the IT staff at a non-profit you support.

    1. Re:maybe "financial" is the problem by lambini · · Score: 0

      If you are really tired of the corporate world and its IT, you might want to think about switching to a small business, with about 30 - 40 people, and doing IT there. Usually you will be the only one responsible for IT.

  104. learn a language by antibryce · · Score: 1


    I'm set to graduate with a degree in CS next year, and sometime in the past 3 years I realized I hate working in the computer industry. I was too far along in my degree to change without a massive investment (2+ more years of classes) so I just threw a language on top. In my case I went with Arabic as it's in huge demand right now, and not likely to go away anytime soon. At the very least when I graduate I'll be able to actually point to a real skill I learned in college, as opposed to the more ephemeral CS topics I learned.

    Initially I'll try for translation jobs with software companies, but eventually I wouldn't mind transitioning to pure translation and ditching the computer industry altogether.

  105. Try writing? by Nerdposeur · · Score: 1

    You seem to be pretty articulate. If you don't need much money (at ALL) and enjoy writing, why not try doing a column or some articles for the local paper? For example, you could write about new stuff in business technology. Or if you like the arts, write about local music, theater, art museums, etc. I have done a lot of this, and my experience is that newspapers always need more content, these organizations always want more coverage, and there usually isn't enough news staff to handle it. (Because newspapers are poor.) You don't have to be an expert. I don't know jack about art, but our local art museum has loved my coverage of them because I just went, looked at everything, called the artists who did things I liked, and asked them about what they did - why, how, etc. (I didn't do reviews per se, more like previews of opening exhibits, concerts, etc.) It's just fun conversation. Write it all up in an article and there you go. Like I said, this pays pennies, but if you've done well in IT and don't need the money, it might be a fun way to discover things in your community.

    1. Re:Try writing? by DaveBarr · · Score: 1

      Haha, I was about to just reply "Whatever you do, don't pick writing".

      It's clear that this guy would need a major remedial course in writing from looking at his posting, or heavily rely on a good editor.

  106. Where I am going by ufpdom · · Score: 1

    When I retire I plan to have a house here (getting there paying it off) and also having a house already paid off in Japan where my wife is from. I plan to live in a small village and I dream of being a Curry chef in whatever restraunt there. Its massively different than IT of course. All depends on geography and relevent interests. What would you wanna do w/ your spare time? Mentor children? Go on a boatload of cruises? Play Bingo. Please /discuss/

    --
    There's no Freedom like UFP-dom
  107. sawmills by Anonymous+Admin · · Score: 1

    I went to sawmills. hard to beat computers and 1000 hp saws. there is a certain satisfaction to seeing your stuff run in realtime. making machines move around and do real stuff, as opposed to just storing numbers in a db.

    great fun

  108. Best choices: Medical Research and Bioinformatics by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    It's almost the same, but totally different. Your skills are useful, you do good every day, and you wake up each morning with a fresh zest for life.

    After this, when I get my Ph.D. in Econ, I'll become a prof in Canada doing that. Go back to writing books and papers. That is fun too.

    --
    -- Tigger warning: This post may contain tiggers! --
  109. Easy by Capmaster · · Score: 1

    Become a cage fighter.

  110. It's not so much a job... by RealErmine · · Score: 1

    You're an IT worker at the largest financial company in the world?

    Take them down from the inside and then jet off to the Cayman Islands.

    --
    Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
  111. I dropped IT.... by doh123 · · Score: 1

    I dropped IT after many years and became a nurse, it is much more rewarding, and you still get to troubleshoot a lot.... just people instead of computers.

  112. I am faced with the same question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would suggest you read What Should I Do With My Life? by Po Bronson. He also wrote The Nudist on the Late Shift about life in the dot-com era.

    Right now I'm on medical leave from my job because I had a nervous breakdown. Right now I avoid going outside because I might have to talk with my neighbours (who are nice, friendly people) and I can't deal with that stress.

    After wasting yet another a month of my life dealing with my employer because of HR screw-ups, and knowing that I will not be working for them when I recover, I find myself asking if I should leave the IT profession entirely. While I still love technology and computing, I have never had an IT job that I've been reasonable happy with. Or am I doing something wrong in my job search for the right employer, that I can correct this time around.

    I will be looking forward to reading the comments with interest.

    1. Re:I am faced with the same question by Panaflex · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll give you my advice. If your mental breakdown is neuro-physiological (bipolar, schizophrenia, acute psychosis, or the like) then you need professional treatment. Stick to your meds as prescribed - you really do need that psychiatrist. Don't take this advice without professional help to evaluate your situation.

      BUT... if you're otherwise mentally healthy, but simply hate your job - then get out of there. Your mental health is worth FAR MORE than any money you'll derive. You will end up driving yourself further into that hospital.

      I'd guess your problem is fear. Get over it. You will eat if you're willing to work. If you're a believer, believe that you will be taken care of.

      I once lived abroad(Europe) on practically nothing. Took a semester off from college. I never compromised my morals - though it was a huge problem over there. I did eat everyday, slept in a decent bed, and never lacked the basic necessities. I never borrowed or bummed, nor did I get handouts.

      I had a laptop, scanner, and an musical instrument. I played music in jazz clubs on weekends, I did a little computer work - which was mostly advertising at newspapers. Sometimes I tutored C and Unix development at the colleges (HEC & UParis). You run into people and find their problems - if you can solve them then a lot of times they'll pay you for it or exchange services like free printing, or better yet a free meal. Make sure you arrange the payment terms before you start working if it's professional work.

      What's stopping you from doing what you want, really? Nothing but yourself.

      After 9/11 the bank I worked for failed - so I demolished houses and dug ditches for a friend in the construction biz for a little money. It was fun work, honestly. My wife really respected me, as normally I'm working on high-end clustered software development. Be flexible.

      Stop sitting there moaning about life. It's outside your door. Go out, talk to the neighbors. You think they don't have the same problems?

      "About one in four adults have the symptoms of at least one mental illness every year, and nearly half suffer disorders during their lifetimes, according to the study of 9,282 people published in the Archives of General Psychiatry."

      Find people like yourself. Golf, play tennis, join a club, take another job if your situation allows. But for heaven's sake - don't sit around and worry about the neighbors.

      --
      I said no... but I missed and it came out yes.
  113. Only 20 years or so???? by vino4all · · Score: 1

    Slacker!!!

  114. Why not... by EtoilePB · · Score: 1

    If you're moderately financially secure and don't expect a huge increase in financial demands in the short term (ie, you're not about to put a kid or two through college, and you have no immediate plans to buy a new house, retire, etc), have you considered education? Many states and local areas have programs for getting career-changing adults certified as classroom teachers (the NYC Teaching Fellowship is one such popular program) and schools can ALWAYS use more competent logically-oriented (math, science, tech -- anything not language) teachers. The downside is the bureaucracy of education -- that's what's kept me out of classrooms and working for private organizations. But if you really want to do Something More, that'd be it.

  115. Sell your house... by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

    Cash in your investments and buy "40 acres and a mule" in the Ozarks. The downside is that you'll never have a vacation for the rest of your life. The upside is that you'll be safe and sound when peak oil hits and the food riots start.

    --
    Nothing for 6-digit uids?
  116. Multiple Diploma's by adaminc · · Score: 1

    I actually got 3 diploma's in college (in Canada they dont give out degree's in college, only uni, so they are comparable to Associate or Bachelors degree's) because I wasnt sure what I wanted to do, took longer than most people would like to spend at college, but now I can rotate between careers easily every few years when I get bored of that specific thing, all of them are in the tech based because I love technology, but after a while I get bored of that field and I have the ability to easily move into one of the other's, and as long as I keep up to date, its no problem. It may have cost more in the beginning (although College is cheap up here) I think it was one of my best choices, or... lack of choices. I guess what I'm getting at is maybe you can get an associates in another field, through correspondance or something, and as far as I know (at least up here) you can use real world experience to get credits.

    1. Re:Multiple Diploma's by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      So do you have Instrumentation, Electrical, and Electronic Engineering Technology, or did you swap one of those out for Computer Engineering Technology? :p

      --
      It's been a long time.
  117. life after IT by pullathomas · · Score: 1

    I had the same thing happen to me a while back. I ended up becoming a day trader for about a year. It wasn't a terrible time, at the end pretty much came up scratch. Had time to pursue a lot of IT related things and it made computers fun again. Once i got over that, I couldn't wait to get back into the field. I got back into it about 3 months ago and couldn't be happier.

  118. Martial Artist? by dave562 · · Score: 1

    Thats what I'm doing. I've been playing with computers since I was 8 and I've been doing IT professionally for over a decade. These days most of my free time is spent practicing tai chi, kung fu and embracing Daoist philosophy. I eventually hope to move to Colorado where I will open a temple where I can help others who want to walk the same path.

  119. variant on a theme - Peace Corps? by charlener · · Score: 1

    It may be sort of new but enough to keep you interested for a few years, too. Peace Corps is having more and more IT-related needs, and it may be neat to do that kinda work in more resource-constrained or creative environments, plus learning a new language and new place for a couple of years. They also have other areas of work, but unless you try to hide your background, they may really want to put you in the IT box...

    1. Re:variant on a theme - Peace Corps? by trippytom · · Score: 1

      As quite possibly the only ICT (Information and Communications Technologies) RPCV (Returned Peace Corps Volunteer) on Slashdot I feel a sudden obligation to respond. The only place I've seen more acronyms than in geekdom was in PC :).

      I returned from service in Benin last October, and it was 2+ years of one incredible experience after the other. Yeah your sick as a dog half the time and you might not see a lot of tangible results, but damn was it fun.

      A little known fact is most Peace Corps posts (aka jobs) don't work out, so it helps if you are a self starter. After my job with a Micro Finance institution didn't work out so well, I walked away and started working on my own. I split time between working with a local orphanage and local "informaticiens" (Afro-French for geeks).

      There are some huge added bonuses, like learning a new language and culture. Coming back some companies were very lame about my two-years away and others very cool, I ended up with a better job than what I left with.

      Being accepted into another culture is a pretty powerful experience, absolutely nothing like the ex-pat life (which I have also dabbled in). Shit, what I wouldn't give to be chilling out in front of someone's house right now doing a shot of Bush moonshine :).

    2. Re:variant on a theme - Peace Corps? by Tempest451 · · Score: 1

      And you were paid what? I think most of us get into IT for a love of computers, but we stay because it pays the bills. I know I can't take a couple of years off to see the world volunteering for the Peace Corp.

    3. Re:variant on a theme - Peace Corps? by trippytom · · Score: 1

      The equivalent of about $5 a day :) plus money for traveling, staying in the capital, and vacation. It was more than enough to live on. Then they throw you about $6K for re-adjustment when you get back.

      I was pretty lucky, rented my condo out for two years and if it wasn't for traveling would have broken even. Remember, it is literally difficult to spend money in many poor places. Without going to the capital, I wouldn't even have a chance to spend any serious amount of money. Cheap volunteers who stayed at home totally banked, saving enough to fund RTW trips and whatnot.

    4. Re:variant on a theme - Peace Corps? by charlener · · Score: 1

      Given the person who was asking the Q, it sounds like they're not quite staying anyway - so the assumption for being in it for the money may not hold in this case. Some people stay in the IT stuff cuz they like helping people with their geeky ways, too, so there is some intersection there.

      And, dorky as it may sound, it's not like you don't get anything out of it - most times IT folk don't get a chance to eat sheep's eyeballs or live in desert environments. It could be an adventure in and of itself.

      Also for disclosure, I jumped the IT ship early - I'm departing for Mongolia in about 3 weeks to do work that will count towards me getting a MPH in international health.

  120. Think about law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No serious. I'm in the same boat, I'm a tech head, have been for 20+ years and I'm fairly burnt on it, at least doing it for the corporate overlords. After reading Groklaw I got interested in the law and took some online classes for paralegal. I actually enjoy the research part of it, figuring out the logic bombs of technicalities that the really bad criminals always seem to get away with.

    Reading the law uses the same skills as reading a computer program. If you're able to read and understand a program written in Java, or C++ or heck, even BASIC, you have the same skills for reading a law book. It's s series of logical statements written in a similar style, just hidden. I'm not a "leet programmer" but I can look at a section of code and at least understand what it's doing. I can also read a paragraph in a law book and see the same logical processes.

    The drawbacks is you're back to square 1. You're going to have to get an entry level position or worse, have to spend some time volunteering at a legal clinic until you can get hired anywhere. I'm currently doing volunteer work at ABLE (Advocates of Basic Legal Equity) and keeping the corporate tech job because it pays enough that I can entertain my whims.

    Who knows, maybe I'll go back to school and try for the bar.

  121. Education Never Ends by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Start taking night classes one or two nights a week at your local community college or university extension program. If you're part of the largest financial company in the world, chances are that not only are they located near excellent resources, but may likely encourage you in this endeavor by paying for it. Look for things you like first, and things that you can do in addition to your present job (e.g. Writing, or Photography). Look to leverage your I.T. background in critical thinking into areas like 3D computer animation. Keep your day job while you pursue finding where your heart is now, and determining how you can make the living you desire at it. Education never ends, and doesn't have to be only in your current field. Even if you hated college before, you may find things very different for you now.

    And tell us how it all turns out!

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  122. Try going back to school?? by bdemchak · · Score: 1

    Bizarre solution: enroll into grad school. Picture this: you like IT. Tons of things have happened since you took your last class, and you're an expert in some of those things, and are out to lunch on many more. Grad school lets you "top off" in challenging and mind blowing ways. And you get to experience a younger, very gifted crowd. Result: You get to choose a new direction, experiment with new things, and do something completely different without giving up what you love. Is that the sweetest deal on the planet, or what?? (I'm doing this right now.)

  123. Retire. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Save up enough that you can comfortably go on a leave of absence of a year or two, or retire completely. If you can't do that, you don't really have the luxury of a new career.

    As for where to go, I can only say what I'd do: writing. I do enjoy it, I'm told I'm good at it, and the world really does need at least one or two books, movies, and stories that get it right.

    --
    Don't thank God, thank a doctor!
  124. Tough, welcome to the club by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, for many of us the work is VERY hard to confuse with playing. Welcome to the club. You've been spoiled for too long. Try job of other people who for various reasons have crappy jobs for one fifth of your salary...
    Or just quit whining

    Marius

  125. My Portfolio Life by hughbar · · Score: 1

    I worked for 30 years in IT and dropped out of full-time work after 2 horrible years in Citigroup. I'm grateful to them now, they created a crisis that made things change.

    I'm lucky in that I still enjoy IT and feel that these coming years are getting more and more interesting.

    I teach IT part-time at a charity for older people (I'm one, almost) in London, code on my own open source projects, travel, paint and play the guitar badly. In other words I have a portfolio of things that I do.

    I also downsized my house and paid the mortgage and traded consumer goods for more freedom.

    As another poster said 'what do you WANT to do?' in my case it's a list not a scalar.

    --
    On y va, qui mal y pense!
  126. Teaching by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

    I would teach, personally. I would still be able to do the things I enjoyed and would be providing something back to society at the same time. It's summers off and the best of both worlds. IT without the stress and responsibility of someone's entire company riding on your abilities. Plus I'm the kind of person that really enjoys teaching people new things, whether children or adults it doesn't really matter.

    --
    "Growing old is inevitable; growing up is optional."
  127. Where To After IT?..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Natural sunlight.

    --
    Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
  128. Here is what I did... by bbambrey · · Score: 1

    I have only been in IT for about 8 years and have some of the same feelings. I decided to take a look at what else the world had to offer besides IT and didn't know what to look for. What can and can't I do with my skills? What can I learn?

    I ended up accepting a hybrid type job that is IT in nature but also gives me a foot into an entirely different industry. An industry that I could effectively work at full time in a few years, if I so chose.

    In addition, this job happens to be at a university that will pay my tuition for a masters degree... furthering my options to broaden my mind.

    This decision was not without sacrifice... most notable is reduction in pay scale.

    The question was what would I do..... and this is it...

    Best of luck!!
    -B /did not proofread //should probably start proofreading if I go back to school... hmmm

  129. what to do? by not+very+smart · · Score: 1

    Full-time Professional Freelance Hobbyist (That's my personal ambition anyhow.)

  130. Go for it! by Joe+Decker · · Score: 2, Interesting
    What would you consider doing for a living, after being in a single field for so long?"

    Five years ago I left technology for good to become a professional nature photographer. There are catches--the pay is terrible (but I made a lot of money in tech.) When I'm out in the field, particularly the far north in summer, the hours can truly suck (but I love every single minute of it, even if I don't... can't get enough sleep.) Some of the people in the art business are difficult to work with. (True anywhere, likely.)

    On the other hand, I love my boss (myself), even when he's a hard taskmaster. My overall level of happiness and sanity has gone up--way up. Despite oft-long hours, a lot of flexibility in when that work gets done allows me an incredibly varied and rich social life, as well as to serve on the board of directors of a non-profit. People who don't pay me who appreciate my work often write me in appreciation of what I do.

    There is an obsessiveness to the tech culture, a "60 hours a week or you suck", a cluelessness apparent in the constant dicksizing about how much one suffers at work. For many, this gets in the way of having a happy and grounded life. Don't get me wrong, I love technology and gadgets, I miss writing code (and still do now and then), but not for a moment in the last five years have I missed being pulled into the obsessiveness of the Silicon Valley tech work culture.

    I'm not suggesting that you go become a nature photographer, that was my dream, not yours. And, as many other folks here suggest, don't rush into something. Make sure you take care of your future, don't leave yourself worried about how you're going to eat. Don't leave yourself to be asking "You want fries with that, sonny?" when you're 88.

    BUT....

    Do go out and find something you love. Something that lets you have whatever kind of life you'd like to have, while working. Life is too short to waste.

  131. My solution was... by Presence1 · · Score: 1

    ... to build on what I liked,and some of what I knew. Also, one of the good things about IT skills is that they can still be an asset in many other situations.

    I was fortunate enough to have a bit of a nest egg when I searched for something else, so I started looking for businesses I could start. I looked around at a wide variety of things that I liked, made a few false starts (be sure to keep costs low at the outset), and then found something that combined some of my other interests and skills, and actually has some market potential. Right now I'm working (ok, slacking off) on a CAD drawing of a part we'll be making in a few days. The nice part is that while I have the opportunity to learn a huge amount about a new field that has always interested me (advanced materials and mech engineering), big parts of the biz, such as technology selection and IT infrastructure, are just second-nature.

    Whatever you do, do something you like, get involved in everything, and be open to chance comments. I wound up in this biz because a friend commented that he was having a hard time finding vendors that weren't overbooked, overpriced, or both. I was interested, had another friend who could help me get started, did a some research, and... I might not have thought of it myself, but I'm happy to be here. Now, I must get back to work.

    GOOD LUCK!!

  132. It's not the water that's the problem by mbessey · · Score: 1

    It's the waste. If you're squeamish about getting poo on you, you probably don't want to go into plumbing. Same rationale applies to a fear of spiders, insects, or drowned rodents...

    1. Re:It's not the water that's the problem by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, I figured that out years ago. Now, when I look at, say, a slimy, dead sump pump, I say to myself, "Is it really worth $200 to avoid washing my hands and changing my clothes?" I've saved a lot of money that way.

      --
      "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
    2. Re:It's not the water that's the problem by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      Poo? no prob.
      Dead shit? no prob.
      insects? no prob.
      spiders? fuck off I'm going home.

      nope, guess I'm not plumber material.
      -nB

      --
      whois gawk date unzip strip find touch finger mount join nice man top fsck grep eject more yes exit umount sleep dump
    3. Re:It's not the water that's the problem by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      There's a zillion things like that in this world. just a fuel pump is major. If I'd known how much it would cost I'd have done it myself but my lady spent something like $700 to get a fuel pump replaced because it was on an Astro van and you have to drop the tank and the pump is expensive on top of that. But even on my Subaru where it is amazingly easy (or my Nissan, where it was the same process, and the same brand of fuel pump to boot) that's at MINIMUM a $300 job. I stayed home from work to beat on it, bought a used pump off ebay, and saved myself well over a hundred bucks counting the lost time from work.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  133. Rehab homes by TheUglyAmerican · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking the same way. IT for 20+ years is getting boring. When this current gig ends I'll probably do something entirely different.

    I may flip homes. I'm pretty handy with my hands and general home construction stuff. Also I like the feeling of being personally involved with my investments. Its also cool to create something that makes people happy.

    If not that I'll dust off my commercial pilot's license and get a job doing freight runs in small aircraft. The solitude of that work would be fun.

    --
    "Written on the pages is the answer to the never ending story..."
  134. Re:And don't open a comic/games/collectibles store by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

    Hmm... well I know someone who went from a career in IT to a forklift operator at a machine shop... he loves every minute of it (sort of a Peter Gibbons example right there).

    I work in IT despite the fact that I have a degree in Mechanical Engineering. Personally I'd love to work in Journalism, conducting interviews, writing reviews and and informational articles. Unfortunately this isn't exactly a field that earns much in comparison to my current career. I've compromised by staying where I am and writing articles for my own benefit once a week (see the sig) to at least get better at that sort of thing and build up a portfolio.

    As for opening a shop... I could do that too, I wouldn't mind a video game store or a home theater boutique. I wouldn't be adverse to opening a chain store like an EB or Gamestop... but then we get back to your point of not having any business experience, nevermind startup capital. I wouldn't mind opening my own arcade either (I do actually have experience in that field from running the maintenance end of a summer boardwalk arcade for 3 years) but that gets back to your point about the market drying up about 10 years ago. Again that requires some startup capital, though I suppose these are dreams I could fulfill if I had a million dollars.

    ... or maybe I'd just do two chicks at the same time.

  135. Teach by Paxton · · Score: 1

    Pass on the lessons you learned, related to your specific job or otherwise...

  136. Re:Where to go after a lifetime in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Insane?

    No, the voices told me I'm fine.

  137. Umm by johansalk · · Score: 1

    Start your own business.

  138. how about medicine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After 8 years of product development and IT consulting I had a desire to do something more fulfilling with my life. I went back to school and got a BS in pure math while I completed the prereqs for med school. Now I'm a 3rd year med student on the path to being a surgeon. And if you think you're too old we have someone over 50 in my class and a number of others with adult children.

  139. What to do? by geronimo9 · · Score: 1

    Play WoW.

  140. Agreed by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    I have 20+ years in the industry and have been through a few flat patches too. I'd hardly call that "a lifetime". Your life is far from over yet. There are a few 70+ year old programmers out there doing cool stuff. Being washed up is a state of mind and has nothing to do with physical age.

    I agree with parent. Don't get a Vista wife (eyecandy and heartache) etc.

    Find some other way to work through your flat patch. This might be industry related (eg. learning a new programming language etc) or it might be completely different (tapdancing, fly fishing, photographing butterflies...). If you're unfit, do something about it. Some degree of fitness really helps too.

    --
    Engineering is the art of compromise.
  141. In the same boat. by Tempest451 · · Score: 1

    I find myself feeling the same dredge of IT myself. Couple that with a long career with the Federal Government, I started wondering if if it was too late to do what I wanted to do when I grew up? I chose to take the hard road and retrain while continuing in IT, but with a family and a full time job, it can be tough. I am looking at electronic engineering with hopes that there is some way to transition when the time is right. The tough part for guys like us is having to make that transition without sacrificing the income level we have become accustomed to. It really is a blind leap with no real security that new career prospects will be available when I am done, but to do nothing will lead to further regret later on in life.

  142. get a certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got CISA & CISSP certifications and became a technology auditor.

  143. Similar Rut by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of these comments really make me laugh (idiots without little perspective).

    I've been in a similar rut. I would agree you probably won't make the same good money elsewhere (unless you're really lucky). I'm in a job now where I'm comfortable, but it's not the same anymore.

    IT can really be information overload and burnout. Period. How many of us find it difficult to "unplug" and if you do, when? Pagers? Email?

    I miss the good old days of the stock boom, where we had great funding and lots of neat things to do. I suppose if I were making more money where I'm at now, I might not care as much.

    There is a trade off to this and to being in a "job", period, with benefits and income. Versus taking a huge risk of falling flat on your face trying a career change.

    My advice would be to talk to a licensed financial adviser, look at your "larger picture" and then make a decision based partially on that. The picture also changes if you are married and have children, where it may be irresponsible to take such a risk.

  144. 48 Days to the Work You Love by Abattoir · · Score: 1

    This book will give you all the answers you need for choosing a career that is a vocation.

    1. Re:48 Days to the Work You Love by dml247 · · Score: 1

      Yep, good book, that 48-days book. And the podcast of the 48-Days radio show can be inspiring too. Also, to help get out of debt do the Dave Ramsey plan http://www.daveramsey.com/. Buy the Total Money Makeover book and get out of debt so you have choices!

  145. And move to Alberta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just google "Fort McMoney"

  146. I just decided to travel.... by i_want_you_to_throw_ · · Score: 2, Informative

    I got tired of IT and decided to just take off traveling for a bit and discovered what I enjoy. So I come back here to the States for six months (April - September), make my ridiculous money for those six months, save about 1K a month and then take off to a third world country for October - March. I own my land here outright, I live within my means and in the winter months I enjoy my time exploring spending 4.00 a day for my hotel room in Marrakech or traveling around Thailand (monthly rent 160.00). As long as you're not trying to live in Europe or Japan, you can go pretty far on 1K a month.

    Life is short and no one on their death bed ever says "Oh boy I sure wish I could have worked more!!!!"

  147. police???? by lowlight777 · · Score: 1

    i was working for a large software company in the seattle area. got really burned out and decided to go be a cop. i always wanted to be in law enforcement so it was going to be a nice change. i ended up finding another job at a different company, and now i am happy here. i still think i would make a great cop, but my wife was very happy when i didn't pick that career. so if you are single, reasonable fit, look into law enforcement.

  148. Robotics, rocketry by savuporo · · Score: 1

    Seriously, robotics is going and is big, growing at insane rate. Getting your feet wet with it now can pay off big, although a few years back when the advent of MEMS sensors and cheap easy to use DSP computing power began, would have been better. Lots of software skills to make use of, some electronics, systems engineering and hacking is a plus.

    Space tech and Rocketry .. see how many IT industry moguls went with the NewSpace boom ? John Carmack, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk, Paul Allen .. there are other less noticed guys involved. Rocketry nowadays doesnt involve much science, science has been done and put down in the books. It requires good system engineering and integration skills, plenty of persistence and analytical thinking. If you are good at chewing through math, thats a strong plus.
    Lots of NewSpace startups are hiring.

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    1. Re:Robotics, rocketry by Tempest451 · · Score: 1

      Im going to Robotics, but it will be a long road before I can make what I make in IT. Cant see myself in an entry-level position at 36.

  149. Sunset in IT Field by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have been very lucky to be working in a field that would otherwise be my hobby. I've been doing this for 20 years also. Sure some days are not as fun as others.... But every now and then I get to do something where I lose all track of time. I absolutely live for those moments. I have always imagined that when I "retire", I'll be the old fogey who starts up the computers every morning at the elementary school nearby. Now that's what I call retirement!

  150. Re:Limited options? TAKE A CLASS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I had my crisis (due to a divorce and burnout) I went and took night school classes to become a Massage Therapist!

    sure - I never ended up using the degree, but I did get to put my hands on a lot of good looking women; and get a message every night for 7 months!

  151. Re:And don't open a comic/games/collectibles store by Knara · · Score: 1

    I also believe that there is nothing that you can imagine yourself doing (within certain realities of physics, of course) that you cannot conceivably do. Have you seen every Jackie Chan movie ever made ?

    There, fixed that for you. Tony Jaa is impressive, but Chan is the master. (Yeah okay, Shanghai Knights he used wires for some, but he's pretty frickin old now!)

  152. That depends on you and on your situation by gujo-odori · · Score: 1

    As someone who has partially done that, I take a personal interest in your question and hope I can help at least a little.

    Like you, I have been in IT for 20+ years and like you, was finding it to be more work than play. I have also considered, and to some extent done, things to get out of IT.

    My short list of things I'd like to do: buy or open a Vietnamese restaurant, be a Starbucks manager, be an In-N-Out Burger manager (really), own a franchised small business, own a fishing tackle shop, be a real estate agent.

    Of those, being a real estate agent is something I have done, and I find that I really enjoy it. Last year, I got my license and joined a real estate office on a part-time basis.

    About six months later, as I was leaving my previous employer at the end of a long transition package (I was working for a startup that was acquired by a much larger company and I declined to be transferred to headquarters, so I transitioned out over a year and a half while working from a home office) I received an offer from another startup in the greater Silicon Valley area. That was a much shorter transfer than the other company wanted me to make, and the salary kick was huge, so I took it. That mean putting my real estate career on hold for a while, but I plan to restart it later this year or early next year when I have some more time. In the six months I was active part-time in real estate I did sell a house and I loved the experience. It was really great. It's hard work, but so is anything worthwhile. In the meantime, I love my new job and it has put the fun and challenge and play aspect back into IT for me. This is a great company and I'm doing cool, challenging, satisfying stuff.

    I liked it so much that if I didn't have a family to support, I would have just walked away from IT when my previous job ended and thrown myself into real estate full time. However, since almost no new agents and even quite a few experienced agents don't make what I make in IT (and you have to consider that since that's a 100% commission gig, you need to make at least 50% more, and probably closer to double, to account for covering your own insurance, 401K, etc.). Few agents, even among experienced ones, are making double what I make in my new job.

    That may or may not be for you, but what you can take from that is making a radical career change can be very satisfying if you make the right choice, it might be possible to ease in part-time, and that if you have a family to support, it might be the only way.

    Finally, one more piece of perspective: the most satisfying thing I do is support my wife and kids, and even if I'm in a job that's not all that great, my family's well-being is more important than loving my job. That said, my wife is really happy that I love my new gig and having a job you love does make your family life better, too.

    Good luck to you in whatever choice you make.

  153. Organic chicken egg farming... by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 1

    Well here's what I am thinking about, but I'm staying in IT, this would be a hobby. A friend of mine at work has 12 chickens.
    they pretty much roam free in a large outdoor cage to protect them form foxes, turkey vultures, dogs and othe rpredators.
    He gets about 70 eggs /month. No rooster needed, just chickens. No antibiotics are fed, only treated if sick, and if they are
    sick he does not eat the eggs. they are really healthy.. no need to do this yeat, only when they were small.
    Organic eggs yolks are darker, you can tell the difference. I think there's a market for these. So, I'm breaking the wife and kids
    into the idea. we'll start with twelve, then when we got it, double it, and get more. Maybe start an organic poultry/egg store.
    or maybe just eggs/milk/cheese (milk and cheese sold from other organic farmers.).. but this is a secondary job goal. I kind of relax when I do physical labor because my fulltime job has me behind a desk or in a data center most of the time.
    You can possibly swap this idea, run an egg farm full time and moonlight as mr. IT guy on the side to supplement the income.
    I know where you are comming from, I'm 44 now, and I prefer time with my wife and kids over a night at the data center.
    And the on-call times.. well ... It is nice to forget about a job when you go home but I haven't been able to do that for
    13 years.

    Good luck with your search. maybe just getting out of the financial IT market would be adequate for you.

    1. Re:Organic chicken egg farming... by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed · · Score: 1

      Organic farming is not for everyone and will not feed the world. I operate an 80 acre organic grain (soybeans, wheat, corn) farm. Its about the worst use of resources I can imagine, but because public perception is that it is healthier, it often works out as an economic advantage vs. modern agriculture. I make 11 trips across the field due to organic standards that prevent the use of chemical means of destroying weeds. Weather often is a factor. Often I'll get the soil conditioned for planting only to have enough rain that it takes a week to dry out. By then the field needs re-worked.

      With modern agriculture (non-organic) you can produce a crop that yields 2-3 times more per acre with 4 passes. It saves a lot of fuel, but the price of organic grain is 2-3 times the conventional grain prices.

      Small poultry production like this back yard variety is ripe for Avian Influenza due to the bird being exposed to external factors and interaction with wild population. Because its not popular to regulate "family farms" there is not a strict EPA or USDA inspection of these chicken coups or their waste products.

      There is years of research in optimal use of resources to obtain the best weight gain, meat, egg, grain, whatever; in my experience organic farming (where inputs are limited to certified grain or table scraps) does not result in a better product.

      This is why my day job is in IT. My suggestion is to become a corporate pilot.
    2. Re:Organic chicken egg farming... by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Flying is my one true love. I would like nothing more to transition to a commercial pilot career. Too bad someone needs to keep paying the bills while I went to school.

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    3. Re:Organic chicken egg farming... by HeWhoMustNotBeNamed · · Score: 1

      I am a Private Pilot LTA Free Balloon, but as a career I'd look at operating a taxi service in a VLJ.

  154. Accounting by bluprint · · Score: 1

    I haven't been in IT for 20 years, but more like 7. I just started back to school to get a masters in accountancy. I've been in IT security now for almost 2 years, by the time I finish school I'll have a good 5 years under my belt and hopefully my CISSP by then.

    At that point, information assurance/auditing seem like they may be a good fits with that background plus the accounting education. In general, my attitude was to do something that enhanced my current experience, combined with something I have an interest in anyway (I've frequently thought of being an accountant, including majoring for a time back in college before I got the CS degree). That way, instead of changing what I'm doing, I just look at it like I'm taking my current career to a logical next step.

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  155. A Few Ideas by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

    I've searched others' comments and it seems they missed some obvious lateral moves (ones I've considered anyway --when I'm too old to keep up with the latest paradigm shift). Have you considered becoming a technical recruiter? Or doing IT-related sales? Or, if you're really not a people person, perhaps you could move into management? IT really needs more managers that have a fundamental clue about technology.

    But... you say that "it's not that doing IT related tasks aren't fun anymore..." which leaves me wondering if you don't just need a change of venue or an IT project that fires your imagination. Maybe you could delve into something that dovetails with another interest? Even if it doesn't pay as well.

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  156. Take a vaction and test drive a new job by cbuskirk · · Score: 1

    Check out http://vocationvacations.com/. Take a week off and test drive a new carrer.

  157. Fitting Quote of the Day by s000t · · Score: 0

    "The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the first half." - Fyodor Dostoevsky

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  158. I want to be by f4hy · · Score: 0

    I would go back to what I wanted to be since I was a kid, a bear.

  159. What I'm doing... by eltonito · · Score: 1

    I am in a similar state right now, but I have only been in the industry for slightly over a decade. I just got tired of what I do and the lifeless products I support. I recently moved to a smaller town, smaller house payment with reasonably similar pay and currently spend all of my free time taking night classes working towards a bio/med degree.

    The pay and stability are great with my IT job, but I just don't feel like I am ever going to do anything life changing for myself or anyone else. The basic IT skillset (and college coursework for a Comp Sci/IS degree) translates fairly well to any number of scientific/medical fields and I have an interest in biology and medicine, so it isn't a huge stretch for me.

    Sure, I'm nervous - this is a huge change and a big commitment, but if I stay focused I should be making similar money in a few years and join several of my friends who are really excited about what they do.

    I say look into parallel-ish paths and tread lightly.

  160. Complete career change by KiltedKnight · · Score: 1
    I can tell you what a friend of mine ended up doing... he spent the 60's, 70's, and at least part of the 80's working in IT either at IBM or as a consultant to IBM. After that, he ended up going into business for himself making wood furniture. His primary niche was to make Medieval and Renaissance period replica furniture. He did, the last couple of years, do some French First Empire stuff as well, because that's what one of his customers wanted.

    Sadly, my friend passed away from a heart attack late in October, 2006, of a heart attack, having spent the last 15+ years of his life better known to the Renaissance Festival world as Dan the Master Joyner.

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  161. Same here... by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

    I'm in somewhat the same position...

    I think it's a symptom of getting old, if something is new then it's fun to me. After 20+ as a dev there's not much new stuff coming across my desk. I got into the job because I liked it and for 99% of the time I've had fun. But now I'm looking at what is around and it's either Web 2.0, bleegh, or package implementation, double bleegh. Where's the fun projects? Someone wants to do high volume desktop hosting or fault tolerant hardware drop me a line.

    I've always had a life outside of work so it's not like I have to leave for my sanity but I am making plans. At present I'm building some CNC machines, mill, lathe, small and large routers, I'll probably turn these into a side business catering to joe public.

    The current crop of emachine shops are far, far to expensive for the average joe to experiment with. For instance to cut some plywood panels I was quoted about $100 per sheet! Small PCBs cost like $40! Simple water cutting of aluminium is $100! A simple acrylic cube 12" on a side was coming out at $400. The reason for the expense is the machines they are using. High volume, high quality, tight tolerance engineering used to make single parts that could be made by hand, anyone seem the mis-match.

    I think can make a profit at $10 a throw so I'll charge $20 and see what happens. I need all the machines for my own projects anyway.

    I see a huge market for CNC machining that is accurate to the hundredth and is priced around the $20 mark.

    Following on from that I plan to build a boat to circumnavigate. A 5 year break would make the ideal change for me. But I have no dependents this might not work for a committed family person. I'm also take a serious look at old style bi-planes. If you can get away from the latest tech there's still a lot of money to be made with wood, steel and fabric.

    I'm also toying with a design for a 6dof simulator seat for under $2000, but I'll probably just make one for my self. I've mucked around with light gun games that work on any screen, that was fun. But I fancy a reasonably sized and priced VR platform would have buyers.

    My advice is to set up a side business that you enjoy and see where it goes, in most states they make a nice tax shelter/haven/break for an employed person.

  162. Here's an idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Grow Marijuana. :-)

  163. Re: Where to Go After a Lifetime in IT? by jaxon6 · · Score: 1

    Disneyworld.

    No, seriously, Orlando has so much less of a hurricane risk than southern Florida, it's a booming area and you really can't beat the weather. It's still affordable, and as craigslist will tell you, there's a good amount of industry there. Plus everything is pretty cheap because all the tourists pick up the tab.

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  164. Use The Skills You Already Have But Go It Alone by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    I've been in IT & Telecoms support for 20+ years now also, it's not always been enjoyable but at the moment I'm very happy doing what I am doing and have been for the past five years in my current company.

    I've considered quitting my current job and working for myself only because I know that if I apply my techie skills in the right way, I can earn the same salary for working less hours - I don't "need" more money but would just like more recreational time due to having a second home in Spain.

    Here in the UK, I believe there is a demand for IT support to peoples' homes, particularly when it comes to setting up and securing ADSL and home wireless networks - its more a question of how much people are prepared to pay for a home callout.

    I'm also looking at offering VoIP deployments in Spain. With the amount of new building going on in Spain at the moment, mainly holiday homes, people don't necessarily want to pay monthly rentals for phone and ADSL lines, just to have a service when they're out here. I'm looking at using Asterisk PBX and wireless to meet those requirements.

    People always need electricians, carpenters and plumbers - but with the way technology is at the moment, they also want Internet access and working PCs and do not get the support they need from ISPs and/or PC manufacturers; this is definitely something worth capitalising on; people will pay for good service and at least two on-call techies I know currently are inundated with work purely through word-of-mouth recommmendations.

    So don't drop the skills you already have - keep them new and fresh, work for yourself but just work less.

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  165. Me?? I'd become a pirate. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Drinking and Wenching" kind of pirate, as I'm not so much into the pillage and plunder.

    Actually, I've been planning my second career for years now... bought a small house in the caribbean, got my SCUBA instructor's cert and am a couple of months away from the captain's license. All while working as a programmer drone.

    But there's lots of call for piracy these days. Arrrrgggg.

  166. Me too! by Pedrito · · Score: 1

    I went through the same thing as well after 15 years in the field. About 5 years ago, I decided I wanted a career change. It took me 4 years to decide what I wanted to do (and I strongly urge you not to rush into something like this, unless it's just a job change). For me, I finally decided, a little over a year ago, that I wanted to go into medicine. I did a lot of research into what was required (the last doctor in my family was back in the 1800s, so it's not something I knew much about through family members). The main thing holding me back was my pretty pathetic grades (below a 2.5) from when I was an undergraduate before. In retrospect, it was fortunate that I dropped out short of getting my degree (in computer science).

    I've returned to school part-time and I'm majoring in chemistry and biochemistry. It's enough credits that it's giving me a chance to bring my overall GPA up (I've been pulled a 4.0 over 23 credits in the past year). I'm also working part-time in one of the professor's labs developing drugs for cancer treatment.

    I'm not saying this is what you should do. Like I said, I took 4 years to come to a decision. I thought about a lot of possibilities. And I'm not entirely sure I'm going to go to med school. Organic chemistry and biochemistry have turned out to be far more enjoyable than I expected. Working in the lab doing cancer research was something I didn't expect to be able to do as an undergrad. It's been very fulfilling and I'm starting to think research may be where I can best apply myself. So now I'm trying to decide between doing a PhD or doing an MD and PhD together. Either way, I'm pretty sure that cancer research is what I want to do. It's definitely challenging work and I suspect it will remain challenging for the remainder of my life.

    But the best advice I can offer is to take your time and look around. Try to imagine yourself doing different things for the rest of your life. Maybe take some classes in things that interest you and see if there's something that just really grabs you. That might make the decision for you.

  167. Raise Bears by KermodeBear · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm a far out one. Instead of working in IT - it's only been a few years and I'm already burnt out - I would love to raise bears. There is a small niche market for trained bears; movies and commercials.

    I should have studied zoology or something when I was in college. This IT stuff sucks. do: Sure, it pays the bills, but damn am I bored!

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  168. The answer is simple: by aibrahim · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do whatever you like, so long as you are prepared to work at it. I left full time IT after 14 years back in 2000. I still do IT stuff, but it short term contracts and consulting.

    What I chose was film and video production. My IT experience had some relevance. In fact it has increasing relevance. Still, after 7 years this pays only a fraction of what I made in IT. Part of that is my fault, because I am taking it "easier" than I should be.

    I am MUCH happier however.

    The point is to put some serious thought into what you like to do, and try and do that professionally. Some people like fixing cars. Other folks like hockey. (I did that too, but never full time despite trying to become full time.) Whatever.

    Before you make any changes, study your new area. Gain some expertise. Do it as a hobby for a bit to make sure you like it enough to try it as a profession.

    This may sound familiar to you, because its how I, and probably a lot of folk here, got into computers.

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    1. Re:The answer is simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 35, been doing IT for like 12 years now.
      I've managed to pay off my house (though it's not my dream house), put about $200,000 in 401k and rollover IRA, and save a little over $200,000 in MM.
      I want to retire! I don't so much mind IT as I mind the idiot managers, PMs, etc.

    2. Re:The answer is simple: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm thinking of becoming a Certified Financial Planner (CFP). Tell all the babyboomers how to invest their money and take a cut (typical CFP will charge ~ 2% per year to manage portfolio). Would still be able to deal with computers and people....

  169. download pr0n by Chtulhu · · Score: 0
    and play WOW online...

    oh yeah and always bash Micr$sft

  170. Re: Where to go after a lifetime in IT by slka · · Score: 1

    I'm in an IT job I really like, simiarly over 20 years, but want to pursue a completely different job down the road so going back to school, 1 course at a time for nursing. Maybe in 10 years I'll switch over then & ease into part time.

  171. Start a business? by cgreuter · · Score: 1

    Not really alternate career advice, but maybe you could try starting a business. Something that's fun and interesting and that you can do on the side while keeping your day job. The Internet is amazing for that sort of thing.

    If it fails, hey, at least you learned something. And if it works, you've created a job you like. This would give you an opportunity to feel around for what else is out there while not giving up your security.

    1. Re:Start a business? by SDLightman · · Score: 1

      After 20 years doing IT I decided to start a business in the travel industry. I actually don't like traveling for the sake of traveling, but I love going on vacations around the world. I've only been doing the business end for 5 months, but the business was in the black after 3 months. It's not making near enough to quit my day job (yet), but I don't mind letting my day job build up my part time business until I can "retire" from IT.

      Another person commented (above) that you should stick with it through the thin patches. While I agree with that in concept (I know that I have done that on a few occasions in the past) I think that your 20 years of experience would allow you to have perspective and you wouldn't have asked the question if you thought that was the only/best alternative.

      Lots of luck on whatever you decide to do!

  172. Inspire Yourself by cyana · · Score: 1

    I'm currently going through a period of similar introspection and want to share my thoughts. My introspection has been brought on not by dissatisfaction with my job; quite the opposite. I am an IT consultant for a large firm. I get paid very well and the work is challenging. My coworkers are excellent--competent, friendly--and even my management is essentially made up of good people. I'm 26 and have achieved what many try to achieve in the IT field for their entire careers.

    I've become too satisfied with my job. It took me a while to realize it, but while reading Kafka recently I came across the concept that struggle is what gives meaning to our lives (obviously nothing new but poignant for me at the time). I realized that I could look back on the past 2 years of my life and remember almost nothing but meaningless crap. In the end, it's not your job satisfaction that makes your life meaningful, it's the struggle to achieve something that you care about.

    Most people delude themselves that their career-related struggle is to reach a certain point in their career where they can be happy. But I'm telling you, I'm at that level, and once you get there "coasting" is no fun. It's meaningless, and it leads to boredom and depression.

    So what am I doing about it? I'm rediscovering what I care about. I set out on a mission about 6 months ago to figure out what I believed in and what I could do to help. I've been reading non-stop, I've been networking with useful people and I've been trying to figure out how I could fashion a career that would allow me to be passionate about the end results, rather than "job satisfaction". Most likely I'm going to go into project management with a green developer, building environmentally conscious homes for middle-income families. After a while there, I may develop software for local artisans and farmers to help them bring products to market.

    A critical point--you don't need as much money as you think you do. Two reasonable incomes go a long way in many locations and devoting your time to something you love will reap much larger rewards than the monetary ones you left behind.

  173. Computer skills transfer to VERY many fields by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You literally have the skills to pay the bills. IT is the most boring side of computers. Combine computers with architecture. Or animation. Or design. Or science sequencing. Or assembly line optimizations. Or whatever... the better question is what do you do when you're NOT doing IT - I would take a good hard look at that. Your passion in that will bring you directly to the money.

  174. New Horizons by RonTheHurler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When I started in IT, my mentor confessed to me that all he wanted to do was quit and open an ice cream shop. At the time, I didn't understand. Now I do.

    After 15 years in IT, I quit (actually, not by choice. The dot-com meltdown of 2000 left me unemployed.) So, I started a toy company. You can see some of it at http://www.rlt.com/

    Now that the waves of destruction from the internet big boom have subsided, would I go back to IT? No way! I'm a toymaker now and loving it. So do my kids...

    As I've said before, programmers and sysadmins have some incredible advantages over most MBAs. You have LOGIC. You are CREATIVE. You have a propensity for
    PROBLEM SOLVING. You can think through and visualize a plan of action from beginning to end. You can change course and re-program the system
    when requirements change. You know that very few, if any, projects are ever really finished. You're a hacker who knows how to shoot from the
    hip to get a job done on deadline, even if it isn't "elegant". You know that "Done" usually only means "it works at the moment and when
    it breaks, we'll fix it". Guess what, these qualities plus a willingness to try and fail then try again (kind of like compiling) are what make entrepreneurs
    successful. Another advantage you have is that you won't have to hire some expensive tech guy to do your programming/sysadmin/DBA stuff for
    you.

    You can do it. Just remember- there are a million reasons why you'll fail, and everyone will be happy to remind you of them constantly. But there's only one reason why you will succede- because you make it happen. So, ignore the naysayers and the critics, trust your instincts and go start a business.

    Have fun!

    1. Re:New Horizons by Golias · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know that very few, if any, projects are ever really finished. You're a hacker who knows how to shoot from the
      hip to get a job done on deadline, even if it isn't "elegant". You know that "Done" usually only means "it works at the moment and when
      it breaks, we'll fix it".


      And you say you're a toy-maker?

      Remind me not to buy my niece's next swing-set from you.

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    2. Re:New Horizons by halfelven · · Score: 1

      Awesome, I'd mod you up if I had any points.

    3. Re:New Horizons by metlin · · Score: 1

      As I've said before, programmers and sysadmins have some incredible advantages over most MBAs. You have LOGIC. You are CREATIVE. You have a propensity for PROBLEM SOLVING. You can think through and visualize a plan of action from beginning to end. You can change course and re-program the system when requirements change. You know that very few, if any, projects are ever really finished.
      I do realize that you said most MBAs, but I just felt like saying this. You know, most *good* MBAs are extremely logical, creative and possess great problem solving skills (you don't simply walk into Wharton/HBS/Sloan if you weren't so).

      In fact, most MBAs I know in fields like banking and finance are former engineers, physicists and mathematicians (accomplished and from very prestigious institutions, no less - hell, the VP of the place I work at is a former theoretical physicist) who decided to take a break from their job and get into applying their problem solving skills to other areas (e.g. the stock market or strategy consulting).

      And yes, most good MBAs can do all the things you said, just that their end goal is slightly different from yours. Now are there crappy MBAs with no clue whatsoever? Absolutely, just as there are crappy programmers and idiot developers who equate IT with CS. But that goes for every field.

      I am glad it worked out for you, though! As someone who still plays with lego, windups and puzzles, I could see how satisfying it would be. Cheers.

    4. Re:New Horizons by pottymouth · · Score: 1

      You know, that's the nicest, most inspirational thing I've ever read on this blog. Thanks for that posting.

      I've got three or four pretty good ideas for some products I think I can make some money on and I think I'm going to go for it! Thanks for the push!

    5. Re:New Horizons by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      The only reason he's successful is because he does onsite service/assembly at $150/hour - and all his swing-sets run Linux!

    6. Re:New Horizons by 75th+Trombone · · Score: 1

      I started a toy company. You can see some of it at http://www.rlt.com/

      And how many lawsuits have you been hit with from parents of kids injured while using the contraptions pictured there? I mean, they look like lots of fun, but I wouldn't want to be in charge of a company that made those middle two gadgets, not with all the wacky freeze-tag-banning parents and school districts out there these days.

      You, sir, are a braver man than I.

      --
      The United States of America: We do what we must because we can.
    7. Re:New Horizons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Another advantage you have is that you won't have to hire some expensive tech guy to do your programming/sysadmin/DBA stuff for
      you."
      You do need a web developer. Your site is terrible.

    8. Re:New Horizons by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Dude, do something about your homepage... First glance says it's a SPAM page... How do you make money with that?

      A clean design and a nice color scheme are so important especially when you're dealing in toys. I just hope the level of professionality you show in your company doesn't match that of the page...

  175. Computer Cafe by Mr.+Aexo · · Score: 1

    I'm only 24, but I got a plan. Do IT till I can get my own computer cafe / gaming center funded. Imagine... All the coffee, Bawls, Monster, kickass computers and good music (for the late nighters) I could want. I was thinking of making weekends like allnighters where we could play some kickass techno/dance/whatever music while I and the customers frag each other up all night.

  176. Go with what matters to you by Control+Group · · Score: 1

    I'm in the process of doing something like this right now, in fact.

    I haven't even been in IT for all that long - less than a decade - and I can't even say that I'm burned out on it. I'm the DBA for a 2000-strong accounting firm. If I wanted to stay with my company, there's a rich career development path available to me, ending in becoming a partner. My point is that my situation doesn't map directly to yours, insofar as I don't have a fundamental dissatisfaction with what I'm doing or where it's leading me.

    But I do think I could be more satisfied with a career change, so I'm just now starting the process of going to school to get a degree in IP law (insert lawyer joke here). I'm hoping it will be the difference between doing something I like and am capable of and doing something I really care about and am notably good at.

    For me, it's a matter of taking something that interests me and is, IMHO, in need of people with a strong tech background and moving from the sidelines into the game. I'd like to move from posting IP rants on /. to actually working to have an impact.

    I guess the moral of the story is, if you've got the ability/opportunity to make a fundamental change like that, find something that matters to you and run with it. That may, in your case, be woodworking, CNC operating, writing, photography, making travel documentaries or what-have-you. But if you're looking to move, take advantage of the fact that you aren't in a position where you've got to find a job, and pick something that you care about.

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  177. Change is Okay, but it comes in more ways than one by jewbuntu.org · · Score: 1

    Dude, I know how you feel. But you need to face reality. Any career you shift to will require you to: a) Start from the bottom of the ladder b) Take a huge paycut (or spend $$$ going back to school) c) Require you to significantly alter your lifestyle. I know several buddies who have left the IT world. One opened his own industrial cleaning service, another Joined the FBI, both couldn't be happier. As for the guy who suggested studying bioinformatics - I looked into that personally, and as it turns out, the market is mature enough that they really want biologists with some computer skills, and not IT folks with a little bit of Bio. My best advice - work in IT for a different industry or company.

  178. Look at your secondary skills by neutrino38 · · Score: 1

    Well, what you could do is use your IT skills to choose another field and gradually change your field.

    - you could use you IT skills for a non profit organization (I know someone who is now helping such an NGO to setup telephony in Africa)

    - you could pickup a smaller company in a non IT field, preferrably with a local business, help them with their IT problems and then gradually try to learn other fields.

    - some bigger organization may have HR programs for such migration. In that situation, I beileive that the first step to go out of IT is to evolve toward position with more direct involvment with customers.

    Anyway, try to cultivate your secondary skills and use IT as an entry key.

  179. Look far afield if you are stuck by ChronosWS · · Score: 1

    Oftentimes we get comfortable in our routines, our hobbies, etc. We find those few things we like and stick with them. After years of doing this, we may get bored and find our field of things to do is limited because we've stopped really looking for things which are different. I don't know what your hobbies are or whether you've really looked around, but consider trying out things you might not normally try. Take pilot lessons, go drive your car at a local track day, do an ocean fishing trip or take a week to backpack in the wilderness. The point isn't that any of these things will necessarily lead you to think of a career change in and of themselves. But they might be sufficiently different from your normal routine to give your brain a chance to be creative while simultaneously reminding you that there are a whole lot of potential career paths out there you probably haven't even thought of in the past decade, if ever. It may be just the kick you need to either revitalize your current career, or to spark your sense of opportunity.

  180. Be part of the Solution by gunner2028 · · Score: 1

    Become a U.S. Patent Agent. Decent Pay. Great Benefits. But most importantly, with your experience you would be an excellent person to have reviewing IT related patents (and this includes reviwing software patents that should not be issued). The USPTO is constantly hiring, especially in the IT fields because of the backlog of cases. Further, once you become and agent, especially an agent with USPTO experience, you can basically write your own check to work anywhere in the U.S. prosecuting applications. All of this, while getting to see (by definition) cutting edge technology. Just my $.02 worth.

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  181. Consider Compliance by ThinkandDrive · · Score: 2, Informative

    I left an IT Engineering position where I was charged with developing an IT Compliance managed solution. I was learning the software, building the servers (with no prior sysadmin experience), developing the sales materials, formulating the pricing models (with no prior service offering ecperience), and generally being the only person who knew what was going on. All this without a raise in 18 months. The service was expect to net 6 Million bucks once fully operational. I bailed and left them holding the bag.

    Where I landed was in the Compliance/Risk division of a great company. We oversee IT Regulatory configurations and get to point out holes in configuration. However, we're not under IT. I don't maintain the servers. I may configure the software, when needed. And I'm learning so much about "the real world" outside of my keybaord and screen.

    Your IT background will be invaluable in translating Techspeak to Auditors or non-technical management and directors.

  182. Skydiving Instructor/Videographer! by skidv · · Score: 1

    Let's see, $3,000 in initial training, $4,000 in gear, 2 years of skydiving experience, plus the cost of 400 skydives @ 16 a pop (let's call it $8,000; some of those skydives cost more than 16 and you'll probably end up with more than 400); another $1,000 in training and $2,000 in camera gear (ok, that's a WAG). $17,000 and you'll start making money at $25 to $50 per skydive. Las Vegas and Hawaii, in particular, always need skydiving instructors for some reason.

    1. Re:Skydiving Instructor/Videographer! by TheLastUser · · Score: 1

      They probably lose a few every year when the chutes don't open.

    2. Re:Skydiving Instructor/Videographer! by skidv · · Score: 1

      Ha! .

      Actually, skydiving instructor deaths in the United States are extremely rare. And parachutes are very reliable; very few deaths (instructor or otherwise) are due to equipment malfunctions now-a-days. The US Parachute Association keeps accurate statistics on that kind of thing and has for years.

    3. Re:Skydiving Instructor/Videographer! by TheLastUser · · Score: 1

      Like the US Parachute Association can be trusted. I have a more reliable documentary film which clearly displays the dangerous nature of parachuting. The documentary is called Terminal Velocity.

      I suggest you rent it and prepare to be horrified.

    4. Re:Skydiving Instructor/Videographer! by skidv · · Score: 1

      I tried to think of an appropriately humorous response, but everything I wrote was lame.

  183. Huh? by oneiros27 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's funny -- I'm in the middle of the pack in progammer salaries, and my brother, an auto mechanic (Ford Senior Master Mechanic -- basically certified to work on anything but the hybrids) and a college dropout but has consistently made more than I have for the last decade. (hell, he was making 2x what I was, 'till I switched companies a few months ago).

    The thing is, for some mechanics, they don't get paid by the hour. Well, they do, but not the number of hours they work -- the number of hours the estimator gave. So, it's not uncommon for my brother to get paid for 80hrs in a week. He's good at diagnosing, and getting cars fixed and back out the door. He typically works 2 stalls at once, so as he's waiting for parts for one or for fluids to drain, he can work on the other. Yes, he has to work on Saturdays once a month -- but he's never gotten paged at 2am for a downed mail server, and there's no chance of him getting outsourced as they need people near where the cars break, not 1/2 way across the globe.

    The problem is, he's come to realize that there aren't too many old mechanics -- their backs go out after a while. I'm guessing that someone who's been in IT for 20 years might not be in the best shape for bending over an engine block all day.

    Personally, if I were to look at the automotive side of things, I'd look at getting certified on Hybrids -- I don't know what it'd take, but it's my understanding that there aren't that many folks who are rated to work on 'em, so it might be a useful opening. ... oh -- and when a component of an electrical system fails -- someone has to pull it out. And those little diagnostic computers aren't nearly as useful as you think they are. (One dealership had me keep one for a few weeks, while they tried to diagnose a random stalling problem ... I'd have taken it to my brother, but I lived 600 miles away at the time)

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    1. Re:Huh? by drew · · Score: 1

      "Senior Master Mechanic"... I'm guessing that unlike you, you're brother is not in the middle of the pack for salaries in his career. I'm not saying that he's better or worse at what he does than you, but it definitely does not appear to be an apples to apples comparison here.

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      If I don't put anything here, will anyone recognize me anymore?
    2. Re:Huh? by metlin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be fair, you get to sit on a comfortable chair, surf Slashdot, listen to music and work.

      He, on the other hand, has to work and get his hands dirty and is probably not as comfortable as you are.

      Oh, sure, it would be awesome now - but when you both hit the wrong side of 50, you can still do your job (ergonomic keyboards and chairs and what not) while he would find it harder.

      Working in IT tends to be quite cushy compared to jobs in a lot of other areas.

  184. Cook and open a restaurant? by MrTiki · · Score: 1

    That's my plan anyway. I've always liked cooking. So one day when I get tired of working on computers, I figure I'll go to culinary school and then open a restaurant. It's totally different, but after doing one thing for so long, different would be a good thing.

  185. lumberjack by blitz487 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I suggest becoming a lumberjack. Or something exciting, a lion tamer.

    1. Re:lumberjack by afidel · · Score: 1

      As an interesting interview question my current manager asked my what career I would like to do if I could not work in IT. After pondering for a minute or two I said that the only other field I think I would really enjoy would be a park ranger. Since that I have revised the answer to add ultrasound technician, seeing the process on my second child with the new 3D ultrasound equipment and realizing exactly how surprised my reaction was I know that would be a cool line of work.

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    2. Re:lumberjack by shadow349 · · Score: 1

      Since that I have revised the answer to add ultrasound technician, seeing the process on my second child with the new 3D ultrasound equipment and realizing exactly how surprised my reaction was I know that would be a cool line of work. I couldn't do it as for every 99 perfectly healthy babies, there is going to be that one that has problems and you have to be the one to tell the parent(s).

    3. Re:lumberjack by afidel · · Score: 1

      Mope, technicians are not qualified or authorized to make those type of calls, they just take the pictures and send em to the doctors. If there's a problem it's up to the guy with MD before his name to talk to the folks. I know our technician wouldn't even give a definitive on sex since they are occasionally wrong and people get pissed if they have to repaint a room or return all the baby clothes.

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    4. Re:lumberjack by Zemran · · Score: 5, Informative

      3 years ago I bailed out (made redundant) and took up teaching English in S. E. Asia. My only regret is that I did not do it sooner. I only earn a fraction of what I used to earn but I have so much more fun.

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      I love stacking my barbecues in the shed at the end of summer - you can't beat a bit of grill on grill action.
    5. Re:lumberjack by AGMW · · Score: 1
      My wife used to be one of the head honchos at The Electronic Telegraph and took sort of voluntary redundancy a couple of years ago. She's just finishing a course in Horticulture at Merrist Wood, just outside Guildford which has meant being at the college 4 days a week, doing work experience 2 days a week, and doing homework/assignments from when she gets home in the evening until 10 or 11 at night. And doing assignments on Saturdays and during the holidays. I've never seen her work so hard! For example, learning 30 or more latin names of plants each month and being tested by being shown a leaf or a twig!

      When she worked up in London she'd get home usually after 8 in the evening and be swearing about the commute, the office politics, everything. Always angry. We used to have to go on winter holidays to get some sun as she seemed to be affected by SAD. Now, she can be working outside in the rain all day and when she gets home she's smiling from ear to ear! Never been happier. Best thing she ever did!

      I also have a mate who was a programmer and is now a Corgi Registered Gas Engineer. He says the money is about the same and there's less stress. You also get to meet different people all the time!

      I reckon I might become an electrician when my current contract ends. Or perhaps learn a few building skills and help the wife with her gardening - build a few walls, put in garden lighting, water features, pergolas, that sort of thing!

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    6. Re:lumberjack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shouldn't that be Engrish?

    7. Re:lumberjack by DaveDerrick · · Score: 2, Funny

      So where should he go ? British Columbia of course !

    8. Re:lumberjack by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

      That's weird, in my country it's a doctor that makes the ultrasound scan.

    9. Re:lumberjack by enterix · · Score: 1

      Actually, I _was_ a lumberjack before IT...

    10. Re:lumberjack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! The Fir! The Larch! The Redwood! The mighty Scots Pine!

    11. Re:lumberjack by scottie42 · · Score: 2

      I agree, I teach in Central Arkansas, at a community college, and I love it, the pay is less but the hours are MUCH better. BTW I teach Computer Network Technology, so still using the skills, and colleges are always looking for skilled technical instructors especially with experience in the field they are teach in.

    12. Re:lumberjack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could always be a chartered accountant. Even if it is dull, dull, dull, dull

    13. Re:lumberjack by justanetgod · · Score: 1

      Curious - did they require a Masters (all big city colleges in the Northeast seem to require way more schooling)? Or just the life experience and track record?

    14. Re:lumberjack by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I know our technician wouldn't even give a definitive on sex since they are occasionally wrong and people get pissed if they have to repaint a room or return all the baby clothes.

      This may be a stupid question, but... Why do you need to repaint a room if the baby is another sex than you were told ? Is this some weird American cultural thing or something ?

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    15. Re:lumberjack by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      There are gender-stereotyped colours: in Britain, blue for boys, pink for girls. I think America has the same colours, and I also saw a Swedish film that referred to them. So, while I think this is just a silly fashion, it's not peculiar to America.

  186. Some serious advice by omega_gray · · Score: 1

    I've been reading comments by other /.ers and I have to say some comments are good and others are just silly. Judging by the number of posts it is obvious that to some degree this topic has come up on the minds of many fellow tech's. I propose a challenge. If you have lived as a tech and are still not tired of this wonderful profession but are looking for something else consider becoming a teacher. WTF you might all be saying about now but the fact is that if you can teach this stuff to kids and inspire them to think / and not \ your years of service will carry on into the future. What i ask is not easy with such things as human interaction, annoying grimy youths, substandard pay and the worst, stupid administrators but I feel that it is better than leaving cultured minds out to pasture.

  187. Moving to a 3rd World Country? by jsuarezcasana · · Score: 1

    Is not a good idea, and its for some good reason they are receive that name. Moving to a more sane place/job should be better, and off course, a little hard to find. But trying to get better going to a backward country doesnt sound good, no matter how you slice it. (BTW, I'm from a third world country)

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    1. Re:Moving to a 3rd World Country? by Sj0 · · Score: 1

      (BTW, I'm from a third world country)

      That's ok, most people here are from the USA.

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  188. Lion Taming? by ngileadi · · Score: 2, Funny

    Programming to lion taming in one go...
    You don't think it might be better if you worked your way towards lion taming, say via software engineering?

  189. Peace Corps? Charity? by mehtars · · Score: 1

    Well at this stage in your life, I guess it depends on what you already have saved up and what you want to accomplish. I personally would take a couple year sabatical from any real work and go either to see the world or try to make a difference some how. Become a teacher, do some charity, or anything else that would make you feel good about your self, and the feeling of satisifaction of giving back. This my sound a little sappy... But seriously you are hear for 70 or so years on the Earth. 20 are gone in youth, the next 20 are gone in service. Spend the next few in giving back.

  190. Try consulting - it's hard but fulfilling by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    After a while, it's not about what you do, it's who you want to be.

    I was in a similar position to you a few years back. Well-paid, secure job and bored out of my mind. I'd moved from being an IT guy to an IT project manager to an IT boss, and I was - well, as you say - burnt out. I knew that I still had lots to offer, but I no longer knew what, or to whom. I ended up in consulting, first of all with the big boys, (to learn the ropes), now on my own.

    It's not for everyone, but believe me, I'm NEVER bored!

  191. Re:Teach - as an adjunct! by MrZaius · · Score: 1

    Why not become a teacher?

    Because he doesn't want to start out at the bottom of the pay scale?
    Teaching pay scales are not based on merit, but on time served. He would be making the same as the aforementioned dipshit but with much larger bills to pay, regardless of much the kids might benefit.
    Private school is not that much more competitive, either.


    Then he can take the middle road. He wouldn't be able to teach at most grade schools & high schools because he likely doesn't have a teaching degree or any sort of government-required certification, and, even if it's not absolutely required at a private school, it's still going to play against him. What the guy ought to do, if he has an interest in teaching, is teach on a collegiate level as an adjunct while still suffering through regular IT work in the daytime, possibly as a part-time consultant if he's really burned out. Teaching as an adjunct would give the guy a chance to put teach two or three classes a semester, get a new perspective on life through the questions of his students and reexamining the way he does things for their benefit while planning lessons but wouldn't put so much of a strain on him that it would require his full-time attention. Call your local community college and see what they have available, or offer to just do some free courses for the community at large to get your feet wet and to build up some contacts in the local adult-education world.

  192. That's why they call it "work" by DefinitiveAnn · · Score: 1

    If it was fun, they'd call it "play" and you'd have to pay them. Build some nice tall solid boundaries around your time and find something fun and interesting to do with the time you aren't earning a paycheck. Learn to play the guitar. Take a cooking class. Coach a little league baseball team. Don't expect so much of your job. It's just a job. If the people are OK and the benefits are good, give them a good day's work for a good day's pay and then go live your life.

  193. Finance industry = quick burnout by raw-sewage · · Score: 1

    I think I'm in a somewhat similar situation. I spent the first five years out of college working in the IT organization of a huge midwestern (USA) manufacturing company. Pay and benefits great (especially considering the low cost of living in a smaller town), the hours were flexible (40--45/hour week typical), and I had my own house.

    One of my best friends from college took a job with a startup finance company (he's a veteran of this industry), and invited me to come along. I moved to Chicago with my girlfriend for slightly more pay, but a huge opportunity. At the same time, I wanted to try working for a smaller company and focus more on technical work (rather that playing the bureaucracy games of a huge company).

    Fortunately, the new job pays enough that I can keep my house and pay for a condo that my girlfriend and I rent.

    However, though the company is doing great, and the opportunity for me to retire or at least semi-retire young is still there, I find myself already thinking about quitting (it's only been about six months). I'm feeling a bit burned out already: 10+ hour days are the norm. My friend, boss and co-worker (there's only four of us in the whole company) regularly work 12 hour days. I don't find the subject matter all that interesting.

    Part of me thinks that maybe I should leave IT all together. But on the other hand, I think it's just this job giving it a bad flavor. Granted, I don't have 20 years in, but I think it's worth considering whether or not you're really unhappy with IT, or just the application of IT in your current position. I know deep down inside that I still love technology, programming, tinkering, hacking, and all that... but I don't have time for it now, and when I do have time, don't feel like doing it. But I think that's just the frustration with my current job talking.

    If I do quit and go somewhere else, I'm going to be hard-pressed to find a job that pays well enough to not have to sell my house, unless I stay in finance (the finance industry pays programmers extremely well).

    I'd suggest that before you jump ship to a whole new career, switch companies/industries, but stay in IT.

  194. Puppeteer or Pyrotechnic (fireworks) Designer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you can hack it.

  195. Raise llamas by SlappyBastard · · Score: 1

    Or alpacas, if you want to be cutting edge.

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  196. I made offshoots to keep it refreshing... by weaponx71 · · Score: 1

    I got burnt out in only 10 years... I did change careers, but only slightly. I now work for a TV station. I am still around high tech equipment but I am not called upon to actually fix anything. Sure if something pops up and the part time IT person isn't around and it's simple and wont get me fired? Sure, I will fix it. But to stay into the business I became a web master, I help others get their homes wired, research components, I got a little workshop where I like to just make things... No, I am not getting rich off of my side shoots, but I get other perks if not money. Deals on books and electronic merchandise from the people who I help that are connected to those fields. I know there are horror stories out there when you family and friends find out you can fix computers of always being nagged, but you can do damage control on that by telling them you just can't fix it. Sure I could, but eh.. I don't have the time or simply don't want to. I have hobbies that can incorporate my IT experience. Being a web master I get to test out my programming skills with scripts or working with programs there. I love gaming so I've made my own control system... that's joystick to you lay people. But my point is before you get burnt out dial it back a little. Find hobbies that could fetch you a few bucks or favors here and there. If you have no talents for profitable hobbies then you can install security systems, help with audio installations in cars and homes... whichever, that's up to you. Keep your mind occupied with new and changing things. 20 years of the same thing and you just don't think any thing is new anymore and poof... all burnt up.

  197. Don't quit your job just yet by cartman · · Score: 1

    I know others here have already offered this advice, but it bears repeating: stay with your current profession. Believe me, there are far worse predicaments in one's career than mild boredom. Most people work jobs that are positively repellent and stressful, for very little money. If you make a lot of money now and don't mind your job, then you're ahead of 99.5% of the world.

    Keep in mind that if you expect to make similar money then you will have to re-train in something like law or medicine, which will take many years. Re-training would be difficult for someone in his mid-40s, since a person of that age would have few working years left after finishing school and paying back student loans.

    The sole exception to this advice is if you've saved and invested money, such that you're now free to pursue other options regardless of the economic consequences. If that's you, then congratulations. But I doubt you're in that situation because if you were, you wouldn't be asking "what should I do now," since you'd already know. Presumably you already know what you like doing, regardless of money--nobody can tell you that.

    Keep your job unless there's something else you like doing so much that it outweighs the financial loss. I assume that there is nothing else you'd tremendously prefer, since you don't know what else to do. So, you should stay with your current profession.

  198. What does "IT" actually mean by Quay42 · · Score: 1

    I'm honestly confused anytime someone says they are in the "IT" field. Does this mean they are "desktop support", network engineering, software development, guy-who-plugs-in-cables, crazy-UNIX-guy, "are you *sure* your printer is plugged in?"

    I sort of assume it's some sort of mixture of network and UNIX engineering...

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  199. Re:Where to go after a lifetime in IT? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but it's certainly redundant.

  200. A simple solution by justindnb · · Score: 1

    Don't let your job take up all of your time and energy and get a hobby. Use your job as a means of supporting your hobbies and interests, whatever they may be.

  201. I asked the same question by EarlWaud · · Score: 1

    I asked the same question, and found the answer. Now I have more money, more fun, more time, and way less stress. IT rocks but if you are ready for a change for the better, send me a message and I'll let you know what is working for me.

    1. Re:I asked the same question by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      OK, I'll bite. Send me what ya got.

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    2. Re:I asked the same question by EarlWaud · · Score: 1

      Hi Pikoro, I've been in the IT industry for over 20 years now and, even though I work for a company with one of the top rated IT departments, I was really ready for a big change. Now, I help people make money while taking dream vacations, and I'm having a blast doing it. You can get information about how I'm doing it here: http://www.earnvacations.com/sandiego/landing1/ Check it out and let me know if you want to talk more about. Thanks, -Earl

  202. Read this Book by bjcubsfan · · Score: 2, Informative

    I would strongly recommend reading What Color is Your Parachute? This is a great book to help you work through what new career you would enjoy. Although it may seem to be a job hunting book, it also focuses a lot on changing your career. Here's a quick summary from Amazon for the lazy:

    Richard Nelson Bolles offers hope and presents an inspiring and detailed plan for finding your place in this uncertain job market. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR PARACHUTE? has been the best-selling job-hunting book in the world for more three decades, in good times and bad, and it continues to be a fixture on best-seller lists, from Amazon.com to Business Week. It has well over eight million copies in print and has been translated into 12 languages around the world. With an extended preface that addresses job loss, vacancies, and outsourcing and updated references on how to use the Internet in your job-hunt throughout, the 2006 PARACHUTE addresses the top concerns of today 's job-hunters. In the words of Fortune magazine: "Parachute remains the gold standard of! career guides."

  203. Re:Tenerife by moro_666 · · Score: 4, Funny

    That post is officially called Helpdesk ?

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    I'd tell you the chances of this story being a dupe, but you wouldn't like it.
  204. Contrast Programm by Qbertino · · Score: 1

    Let's face it friends: IT is where the car industry was in the 1920s. Which is where you want to be if you want to have it relatively safe, relatively exiting and grab some nice cash along the way. You don't seem that desperate. Having moved from full-time stage art (Diploma in an expressive stage dance) into IT (and feeling the drag just the same at times ... today for instance :-( ) may I suggest the following:

    You sound to me like a typical case of 'in need for a serious contrast programm'. You should get one. Find a non-work-time thing that you can dive into the next 25 years. Learn to play the violin, the chello, learn Kung-Fu or Aikido. And I don't just mean as half-assed sort-of hobby thing. Do it as the main thing in your life. I'm currently doing a german GED (tough stuff) and working freelance. Since 9 months I haven't had the time for my regular Aikido at the local Dojo anymore, which I picked up due to the lack of dancing. I'm starting to feel depressed just because of that. If all you do is IT you are bound to lose perspective and get depressed, no matter how much fun it initially is.

    Don't drop out just yet. Find something you like - maybe together with your SO - and practice that on an expert level without the downsides of practicing it as a professional. You'll feel much better in a few months, as you have something to look forward to whenever your workday sucks to much again. You can allways drop out later if it really becomes a drag. Art is eternal and it's not without reason that true artists can put up with such a material minimum - because they have another lifeblood.

    As I said: I strongly recommend some sort of performing art. Good contrast to all the sitting, and good against uprising depression. And your IT kills will come in handy when designing a choreography or grasping musical scales. I do miss my dancing and/or Aikido at days like these btw. And if I don't pick it up again soon or start Aikido again, I'll get more miserable. And fatter. :-) Yet I'd only do it full time again if I where a millionaire. Be smart. Work in IT, practive the neat stuff in your spare time - you'll save yourself some misery.

    My 2 cents.

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  205. There is no escape from IT by TrueKonrads · · Score: 1

    There is no escape from IT. Period. Every bit of life is transcended with IT. Everywhere you go, there are blinking lights. So, no matter what one does, the mind falls back to known skills. Amber light - transmission, Green light - connection. Let's take it further. IT is about system. Once the mind is trained to recognize systems and to sort them, there is no escape short of complete brainwash. Much like combat skills taught in army or wherever. If fire, then duck. So, only thing you can hope to do is to find someplace where IT doesn't bother You so much and live with it. I imagine substituting machines for humans could help.
    Try politics.

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  206. What Color Is Your Parachute by afabbro · · Score: 1

    Although the book is overrated as a general job-finding guide, "What Color Is Your Parachute" is a good text to read in the specific case of making a radical career change.

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  207. I did that at the local community college.. by the_rajah · · Score: 1

    for 3 years full-time and 3 more years part-time after that. It was a fall-back after I got laid off and It was a good gig that I enjoyed. It left me with some flex time to do consulting so I made ends meet. Then one of my consulting customers made me an offer I couldn't refuse and here I am, 22 years later still at that job and enjoying it. I'd do the teaching again, if this job folded up and I wasn't ready to retire. Might do it again anyway if I got bored with retirement.

    Oh, I'm not in IT, though. I'm an Electrical Engineer, but I do write a lot of embedded software for controllers.

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  208. What ever you do... by spacenut20 · · Score: 1

    ..Do NOT go into retail!!!

    I'm still in therapy..

  209. Computers and Music by EdMcMan · · Score: 1

    Many "computer people" that I know are often fascinated with music. If you've had an itch to perform or record, now would be a good time to do it.

  210. Work by vanyel · · Score: 1

    One thing I've discovered is that there are any number of things I enjoy doing...until I *have* to do them...then they become work.

  211. If you want completely different... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't think you are the only one that would like to be able to do something completely different than IT for a living, after ~20 years in the field.

    Is it because (and I'm not joking here):
    * the newbies coming on board develop corporate apps like ignorant kids (no design, by-the-seat-of-their-pants, making it up as they go)?
    * some of the younger developpers never, EVER, wrote in trace code to debug a program?
    * I'm hearing more & more idiot developpers spouting stuff like "I did it this way because your version of Oracle does not support normalisation" (my nose still hurts from the coffee that came out the wrong way)?

    Is it because so many people in the industry nowadays never, EVER, worked on anything else than Wintel ("no one uses mainframes, it's dinosoar technology!")?

    I could go on and on (hours, deadlines, stress, etc.), but like I said, I know quite a few senior people (20+ years) that would like to go out of IT, and surprisingly, quite a few would like to switch to trades like electrical and/or plumbing work -- one guy even mentionning construction work, but I'm not so sure that's wise.

    It seemed that when IT & high-tech in general collapsed in my area, the "normal people" that suffered the less were those that had a trade training+cert as a backup, just in case. One guy became a chef, the other a plumber on some big maintenance work (for a big housing rental company). I now wish I took the training to be a carpenter (and maybe electrician, too), that could have saved me a lot of agony in 2001-2002. And it would be very useful now that I own a house.

    Anyway, my suggestion, as stupid as it sounds, is for you to consider a trade. Not as "high class", but if you're lucky, it could pay almost as much with way saner hours + less stress.

  212. It's Simple by kahrytan · · Score: 1


      With a lifetime of experience under your belt, Starting your own business would be good idea. Be your own boss.

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  213. Re:Teach - because unions suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why not become a teacher?

    Because if you become a teacher you have to join the union. Then a bunch of your pay goes to making sure that the teachers remain as fixed pay rather than merit based pay.

    If there was no union, and I could negotiate my own salary, I would be teaching for minimum wage and full benefits. I have already put my nest egg away and could live comfoprtably for the next 20 years with just benefits. No, I won't teach your rotten private school brats. I want to teach the public school kids.

    The minimum wage would be for spending cash that the wife doesn't know about.

  214. Go into marketing! by matsh · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it sounds crazy, but marketing is often really badly done for tech firms, and if your market is engineers, then I'd say it takes an engineer to do good marketing for them. Start thinking viral marketing, cool things you can do to attract attention, giving away knowledge and stuff to attract eyeballs. It can be quite fun, and creative too, such as writing Google ads and trying to outsmart your competition.

  215. Re:Tenerife by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    No, but close.. it's called Helldesk.

  216. Meteorology by RubberDuckie · · Score: 1

    I've been toying with the idea of a career change recently myself. I've always enjoyed the physical sciences, especially Meteorology. Does anyone have any real world experience here?

    I figure it's a bit like IT, in the regard that no one remembers when you're right, but they sure remember your mistakes.

    1. Re:Meteorology by plcurechax · · Score: 1

      In Canada the largest employer would be Environment Canada and they basically look for someone with a B.Sc. in Physics, Mathematics (typical, will accept other science degrees typically) and an approved one-year diploma or certificate in meteorology. They pay you to attend a 9 month in-house training program (the pay isn't great, but it's free education).

      Meteorologist - Environment Canada

      Oh yeah, AFAIK they are looking for staff, and I think they have lots of openings. Plus they pay their Met staff better than their IT staff. You can make around 100k without going into management.

  217. What I'm doing to transition out by cjewel · · Score: 1

    I'm still in my fairly high-paid tech job in a High-COL area, but I have a plan for transitioning out. As it happens I love to write and I'm good enough at that I have published 6 books (fiction) (By the way, this isn't a road to riches path) I am under contract for 4 more books so it looks like a writing career is not out of the question. I also like teaching, and teaching writing keeps me in touch with and thinking hard about good writing. To teach writing at the college level requires an MA and publications. I have the publications and now the MA is done this semester. This year my writing income (net) is about 25% of my day job salary. I am paying down my debt, and will be looking next at teaching positions (adjunct faculty probably) with an eye toward the day when my writing income and a part-time teaching position will provide enough for me to get by. For a little context: I am the single parent of a 12 year old. It hasn't been easy to go to school, work full time, write and parent, but time management and no TV helps. You've had good advice. What do you love? What does it take to do that? Then discuss it with loved ones and start doing what it takes. Life really is too short to end up not doing what you love. Good luck.

  218. ... cut down trees and skip and jump ... by slew · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering where the original poster was going with this...

    Not that there's anything wrong with it ;^)

  219. Wrong question by acidrain69 · · Score: 1

    Work is just that: work. You shouldn't hate your job, but it doesn't have to be 100% fulfilling. Do something useful in your free time. If you are good at IT and are satisfied with the benefits, then just do it.

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    1. Re:Wrong question by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

      Work is just that: work. You shouldn't hate your job, but it doesn't have to be 100% fulfilling. Do something useful in your free time. If you are good at IT and are satisfied with the benefits, then just do it. Yes, yes it does.
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  220. Read The 4-Hour Workweek by richardtallent · · Score: 1

    Tim Ferriss wrote a book I'm right reading now called The 4-Hour Workweek. He also has a blog (http://fourhourworkweek.com/).

    I'm not ready to quite my software development job and take up kick-boxing, but the book will make you challenge some base assumptions about career, retirement, and wealth.

    Here's a quick sample from his SXSW talk:

    http://2007.sxsw.com/blogs/podcasts.php/2007/03/19 /the_4_hour_workweek_secrets_of_doing_mor

  221. Doesn't have to be 'hell' by heretic108 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To Hell, of course !
    Not necessarily. I made a complete switch away from IT 12 years ago (this month), and haven't looked back. Here are some keys to success:
    1. Re-organise your lifestyle drastically (and preferably quickly) to slash your financial outgoings - the lower your financial needs, the greater your freedom!
    2. Pay off any non-mortgage debt ASAP, preferably yesterday - keep only one Visa/Mastercard, with a low credit limit
    3. In your remaining days in the IT trade, save as much money as you can
    4. Only work as you feel able, feel free to slack off here and there without guilt, stall your bosses for time if/when they start questioning your performance
    5. If you have a sickness plan in your job, consider feigning some symptoms to prolong the paycheque
    6. When you get totally fed up with going into the office, tender your resignation on health grounds, and seek the best severance package you can get
    7. Sit at home for 2 weeks, take some long baths, keep intoxicants (booze, pot etc) and 'comfort foods' to an absolute minimum - feel your feelings - maybe take some long walks or hikes as well
    8. Write a list of things you really enjoy doing - no matter how weird or wild
    9. Choose about 3 items from that list, and for each item, ask yourself:
      • How can I mak an income from doing this?
      • What (affordable) training could I get to improve my earning potential doing this?
      • Is there a market for this? If not, could I create a market?
      • Could I sustain my interest in this area long enough to pay my training/startup costs, have some fun and save money?
    10. When you feel ready and inspired, get off your butt and persue one or more of these options
    11. Enjoy your goddam life!
    12. (maybe even) Profit!
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    1. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by JavaManJim · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am gone from my previous IT job. Two years gone now. My goal now is to learn what I should have learned instead of wasting time during the endless 12-14 hour days performing IT work. And I LOVE heretic's list! Life is too good not to enjoy every second of it!

      So my list reads like
      . Clean house really clean - ongoing task
      . Learn Latin
      . Learn Greek
      . Review Math - learn ins and outs of slide rules - working on a little article/book here.
      . Find my old friends and learn what they like. I now have new hobbies from this.
      . Eat healthy, lots of antioxidants
      . Assemble electronic kits and build it myself over buying on basic electronic items.

      Currently I am on a Grand Jury. This is very interesting. Three month term for three days a week. Reviews District Attorney felony cases and evaluates if sufficient cause exists to go to trial. A great chance once in a while to practice your persuasion skills. Unlike a trial, we jurors can question the witnesses and detective presenter. We are treated quite well. Our break room refrigerator has a whole shelf of chocolate milk, another of white milk, finally one of apple juice. I can recommend this, contact your local District Attorney office. In Texas they are happy to take your name and put you on a voi dire list.

      Thanks,
      Jim

    2. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by xystren · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I experienced the exact same thing after being in IT for 15 years... I've done a complete 180, and have gone back to school and am going for my Psychology Degree and I am loving every minute of it. Should have done it 4 years ago to tell the truth... I just lost the passion for IT that I used to have. My career became a "job" the same way that someone working at McDonalds serving food would feel about their job.

      But then again, it's not really that uncommon to go for a career change... My girlfriend went from 20 years of being a cardiology RN to being a tattoo artist.

      Both of us are happy and enjoying life again.

      Just find something that you are interested in, and go for it. Sometimes is means lifestyle changes, moving to a smaller place, perhaps a smaller car, etc., but it does let you rediscover the important things in life. And I tell you, it's nice not having that cellphone/pager going off all the time.

      Best decision I ever made, and the my girlfriend feels the same way.

      Cheers,
      Xyst

    3. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by gsslay · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm pretty sure the Pikoro didn't specify becoming a lying, slacking leech as part of his career change.

    4. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by Shag · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I made a complete switch away from IT 12 years ago (this month), and haven't looked back.


      I don't think it needs to be that complete, even. I made an incomplete switch, personally. :)

      There are a lot of areas where you can take your massive IT experience, knowledge and skills, combine them with personal interests, and be extremely valuable to an organization. 3 years ago next week, I bailed out of hardcore IT after 15 years, including several in the dot-com world. Took my skill set and resumé and got involved in government-funded academic stuff dealing with natural sciences and science policy.

      I don't do it full-time, so overall it pays significantly less than the low 6 figures I peaked at during my dot-com days. But I travel all over the world (I'm +12h from home right now), meet tons of interesting people (astronauts, Nobel laureates, cabinet-level people, etc.), and spend fairly little time doing onerous stuff like the "laying on of hands" when a colleague's Windows laptop is ill. My cumulative IT experience is now something I "keep handy, just in case it's needed."

      When people ask what I do now, I just tell 'em that I make sure some small portion of their taxes is spent on worthwhile things, instead of hookers for beltway types.

      Maybe the OP should consider doing something similar - being a "soft IT" type in a non-IT organization.
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    5. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by metlin · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Well said. I will just expand upon one of your points -

      What (affordable) training could I get to improve my earning potential doing this?
      Find an area that you like and that is profitable - for instance, business and management are extremely interesting and challenging if done for the right reasons. You could consider doing something like Operations Management, where problem solving is not very different from programming and you get to work on such things as Operations Research, Quantitative Analysis, statistics etc. Or you could consider doing something in economics, which is also a lot of fun.

      If the company you are at would pay for higher education, you could invest in getting a degree in business or management (or something related, but fun). Given your experience, you could easily get into being a market consultant or analyst at one of the top firms. Or you could get into strategy consulting, which also pays very well. A few years in strategy consulting and you could easily get on the board at one of the smaller companies.

      And if neither of these appeals to you, a startup is the way to go. It's fun, it's interesting and you can do some very interesting things. Besides, you get to work your hours and get to do it *your* way - the freedom is awesome (speaking from personal experience, yes).

      Finally, you could always go back to school and do a PhD in something you like - and go into academia and research.

      And oh, remember that if you are in technology, there are only a couple of options - you either go into research or academia, or you go with your own startup (otherwise, sooner or later, you either get tired of the job or run the risk of being replaced by younger people). If those do not appeal to you, business or management is the way to go.
    6. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by metlin · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Just a small bone to pick (forgot to add this in the other reply):

      4. Only work as you feel able, feel free to slack off here and there without guilt, stall your bosses for time if/when they start questioning your performance
      5. If you have a sickness plan in your job, consider feigning some symptoms to prolong the paycheque
      6. When you get totally fed up with going into the office, tender your resignation on health grounds, and seek the best severance package you can get
      Well, that is sort of unethical - of course, you are free to do as you will, but I'd just say that doing so with a clear conscience is usually a good idea.
    7. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by heretic108 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Well, that is sort of unethical
      Depends, of course, on the ethical position of the employer. 'World's largest financial company' brings up images of shareholders creaming off the sweat of the employees, and creaming off some morally dodgy investments as well.

      If they're a completely ethical company, confining themselves to ethical investments, with top-level consideration for their staff's welfare, completely honest and up-front in their marketing and treatment of clients/customers, then I'd be less inclined to screw them. But if they're the average fscktard employer and corporation run by a pack of MBAs with broomsticks up their back passages, constantly getting more value from their staff than they pay for, and screwing their client base as far as they can get away with, then IMHO they're Fair Game (TM)

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    8. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by thegnu · · Score: 1

      Well, that is sort of unethical - of course, you are free to do as you will, but I'd just say that doing so with a clear conscience is usually a good idea.

      The relative ethicality, which Firefox assures me is not a word, of GP's suggestions is entirely dependent upon the how fine and upstanding the gentlemen at his employment are, and if they have--or would, if given the chance--dicked him over.

      But yes, I would agree with you in any case with no extenuating circumstances.

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    9. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by dmsuperman · · Score: 0

      My career became a "job" the same way that someone working at McDonalds serving food would feel about their job.


      You hated it from the beginning, got paid next to nothing, and came home smelling like grease every night?
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    10. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by karnal · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I really don't want to see the two words "shareholders creaming" beside each other ever again.

      Yes, I act like I'm 15. :)

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    11. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The part about feeling your feelings was good insight. There is a good exercise based on an old Hebrew meditation that can help with that. It's free here: www.fhu.com

    12. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by cb_is_cool · · Score: 1

      He's right. I left a career in IT, worked in a few office environments and then started..wait for it..janitorial. You don't have to really be passionate about what you do if it only takes 10-15 hours a week and pays almost quadruple what you ever made in the IT business.

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    13. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by misanthrope101 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, that is sort of unethical - of course, you are free to do as you will, but I'd just say that doing so with a clear conscience is usually a good idea.
      I've been thinking of this whole "conscience" thing, as least as far as it relates to my job. My employer feels no compunction about using me up and will feel no compunction about throwing me away when I'm no longer profitable. Employers generally feel that their moral obligation is to their shareholders, not their employees.

      Granted, they won't harvest your organs, but I've been cheated out of overtime pay, and no one looks to have lost sleep over having done it. They did what was profitable for the company, because that's where their loyalties lie. Well, my loyalties lie where? With me. My self-interest. My bottom line. My quality of life. Why would I, why should I, have a morality, a conscience, a system of ethics that puts me at such a stark disadvantage with my employer?

      We're told that corporate managers not only can do the legal but ethically questionable, but they have a moral imperative to do as much as they legally can to maximize profit for the sharholders, even if some hippies may blanch at making money off of totalitarian regimes, human rights violators, and so on.

      Well, the main shareholder in my life is me, and I think I'm justified in maximizing my investment of time, effort, education, frustration, and so on. It would be wrong to be less that zealous in looking out for my investments, and though I believe in the benefits of morality, human decency, and integrity, I feel justified in having at least as much flexibility as my employer does when defining those terms for operational use within the context of my working life.

    14. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by jcredberry · · Score: 1

      You could consider doing something like Operations Management, where problem solving is not very different from programming and you get to work on such things as Operations Research, Quantitative Analysis, statistics etc. Or you could consider doing something in economics, which is also a lot of fun.


      After 10 years on IT, I decided to take this same path. I have always loved OR and Management. So:

       

      Finally, you could always go back to school and do a PhD in something you like - and go into academia and research.


      I decided to take on my PhD in Economics. I working with some cool stuff which has revived my passion for work. I'm starting to write my thesis, and if I don't get into any university, at least what I'm doing will help me getting a management job.

      Good Luck!!!
    15. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I'm +12h from home right now

      Oh, so you have to deal with the traffic in Bristol too?

    16. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by JohnnyDoh · · Score: 0

      That's all fine but what about you co-workers? When you slack off in anticipation of "sticking it to the man," its you co-workers who have to work harder to make up for it.

    17. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by Doc+Lazarus · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Granted, I work IT for libraries and I don't spend much time on my work, but I can understand. When all and said and done in life, I don't think any of us would really want our job plugging in cables and playing with software and hardware to constitute most of our life. Life is far, far too short for that kind of foolishness. Also, I'm in IT right now but only until I get my Masters in English and go for my doctorate. I figure if I can't edit or teach, I can do more than that and IT is always a good, fun backup. I'll be damned if I'll pull 12-14 days in it, however. Life is too short.

    18. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
      I've been on the receiving end of that before, and I still don't feel all that bad for them. I worked with a guy who was always late, very lazy, and largely useless, and I did work harder to make up for him, but it was my choice every step of the way. I'm not actually lazy, and my work gets done, and I'm commended by my bosses for what I do--it doesn't follow from what I said about my loyalties that I'm a bad worker. A company's loyalties are to its shareholders, but that doesn't necessarily mean that they're horrible to work for, or screw their customers, only that, if forced to make a choice, they choose loyalty to the shareholders. Many companies realize that treating employees well is good for the bottom line, and along those lines I realize that being seen as a good worker is good for my bottom line.

      I'm not surprized by your assumption, because we routinely attribute a bad character to someone who is loyal to themselves, while we routinely admire someone who is loyal to the company. We've been conditioned that way, but I'm pretty sick of it so I'll be about as loyal to my employer as we see employers being loyal to their workers. Meaning: just as far as is advantageous to me.

    19. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by teflaime · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the Milton Friedman world of business economics.

    20. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *** I feel justified in having at least as much flexibility as my employer does when defining those terms for operational use within the context of my working life. ***

      Excepting one thing - they pay you to do work based on the terms you agreed upon when you started. Now, shorting you overtime, etc, if it actually happened (i.e. you're not an exempt, salaried, employee, where you don't GET overtime pay), is actually illegal, and you should have reported it to the appropriate department within your state's government.

      Now, since you prattled on and didn't say that you had done that, I'll assume you are a salaried, exempt, IT person, who gets asked to work long hours from time to time....Hate to tell ya, but that's life. You agreed to a salaried, exempt, position and you get to play by the rules.

      Now, you say all the things your employer does to you....sure, they twill try and squeeze every moment out of you and the salary they pay you that they can. They can fire you at will (as most states are Right to Work states now). Your recourse? Quit.

      If you think you have some moral or ethical right to slack off, etc, as quoted above, you're no better than the company you work for. Personally, I'd fire you on the spot, and when they called around asking about a reference for you, I'd tell them exactly what you did.

      Dumbass.

    21. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Well said. The modern corporation is entirely focused on shareholder value - often to the detriment of the product or service that they provide to customers. One way of maximizing shareholder value is to fool the customers by means of market monopoly or destroying competitors so that profit margins can be increased without customer resistance. The other thing that suffers is the workforce who become freely tradeable commodities to be manipulated and discarded as necessary.

      The only place you get treated like a human being is in a small startup where you may also get to share in the fruits of your labors and you have value because of your own monopoly position. Of course you may not want to pay the price of this much responsibility which generally means long hours. Still its better working long hours where you have some influence over your own life. The startup is also usually more interested in its customers than its own internal processes which is very refreshing.

      As for what to do after IT the answer is anything you like - just be aware that life is shit if you don't have any money at all. Though its equally true that not all of us need new cars every year and the majority of things sold to us in our consumer paradise are things we have been told we need and are priced according to what we can be conned into paying. I don't miss television or ready made meals for example.

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    22. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      So your definition of ethics is that they are only to be applied reciprocally? That doesn't work for me, and many others.

      Ethics are personal. You have to live with YOURSELF after you leave that job regardless of how bad the job was.

      If you CAN live with yourself behaving as described (what I personally would call an unethical manner, but to each his own) then that is *your* true level of ethics.

      It is unfair to use the other parties ethics to artificially inflate your own. In other words, saying you are being ethical when compared to the unethical practices of your employer is complete bunk. You are ethical in only one comparison: to yourself.

      Of course there are no 100% truisms, but I think if you can understand my point, you'll understand the criticisms others are making on the unethical-ness they perceive.

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    23. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by rjshields · · Score: 1

      If you think you have some moral or ethical right to slack off, etc, as quoted above, you're no better than the company you work for. Personally, I'd fire you on the spot, and when they called around asking about a reference for you, I'd tell them exactly what you did.
      You fucking sadsack, I bet you're still living in your parent's basement at 40.
      --
      In this world nothing is certain but death, taxes and flawed car analogies.
    24. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Ethics are personal. You have to live with YOURSELF after you leave that job regardless of how bad the job was. If you CAN live with yourself behaving as described (what I personally would call an unethical manner, but to each his own) then that is *your* true level of ethics. It is unfair to use the other parties ethics to artificially inflate your own. In other words, saying you are being ethical when compared to the unethical practices of your employer is complete bunk. You are ethical in only one comparison: to yourself. Your argument is flawed because you're not comparing like with like.

      If you (a) give money to charity, but (b) also kick a cute puppy each month, then you're right that it doesn't matter whether your employer is worse than the Mafia, or the kindest people on the planet. You'll look good next to the Mafia-alikes, and bad next to the other guys, but your own standards shouldn't change. You're doing the same thing in either case.

      On the other hand, if you're screwing your employers, it's not the same. It's screwing over people who can- and will- do whatever the hell they want to other people whether it's right or wrong because they can get away with it, versus screwing over the salt of the earth. Now, your ethical standards may demand that you treat everyone equally, regardless of their actions, but mine don't; and it's notable that the concept of "punishment" doesn't either. Locking people up in prison only if they've done something "wrong" is selective.

      You may (rightly) argue that the law should be the only method of punishing wrongdoing (or perceived wrongdoing). However, the law is not perfect and often works out as "what you can get away with". You can bet that the evil Mafia-like employers will exploit this to screw over their employees, so why shouldn't the position be reversed?

      Anyway, this is verging towards one of those up-its-own-arse pseudo-logical keyboard-authority Slashdot discussions on morality, so I think I'll stop myself there.

      And if your employer really *is* the Mafia, it's probably not a good idea to screw them over :-O
      --
      "Slashdot - News and Chat Sites Deviant". (Click "homepage" link above for details).
    25. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      Granted, they won't harvest your organs,

      I wonder if Scott Adams is reading this. I feel a Dilbert strip coming on...

      --
      "No problem. I have the capacity to do infinite work so long as you don't mind that my quality approaches zero."-Dilbert
    26. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two years gone now. [...] Clean house really clean - ongoing task

      If it takes you two years to clean your house really clean, you may be doing something wrong. ;-)

    27. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by cranberryhiker · · Score: 1

      This is a big part of what is wrong with the USA (maybe the world) these days. "If I can point to someone else who is being more unethical than me, then I'm in the clear."

      No. If it is unethical, it is unethical. Anything else is self-dealing rationalization.

      This is the first step to pulling this society out of the sewer.

    28. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by xystren · · Score: 1

      You hated it from the beginning, got paid next to nothing, and came home smelling like grease every night?

      To tell the truth, at times I would have preferred that. Once your day was done, you were done.

      My point I was making, was my *career* in IT was something I enjoyed. I was excited about the duties, implementing new technology, being on that cutting edge of the industry, I actually enjoyed and looked forward going to work.

      But my other point was, the career that I had turned into a *job*. It turned into something that I was unable to find any enjoyment in. The whole corporate politics has changed in the industry. Do more, more, more, with less, less, less. I went to absolutely hating my job and actually longed for the days that I did work food service. How nice it would have been to finish your shift and be done with it. No emergency phone calls of executive unable to get to their email because they forgot to plug there laptop in.

      And when I first started my food service job, I really did enjoy it. I was unemployed for several months, with no success finding a job. So I was happy for being able to work (even if it was what was considered a *crap* job)

      So the fact is, it's irrelevant if I hated the job to begin with or not. You hate a job to begin with, you know you are getting out of it. It's a transition so to speak. Starting with a job that you love, and then turning to hate it, to the point where you no longer want anything do with it, is different, although one could argue that it is just a longer transition period.

      Lots of pay doesn't make that much difference if you are in a job that you don't enjoy. I was pulling a respectable $75k+ (at the time) and if I was offered $120k or even $150k to stay, I wouldn't have taken it. When I was younger I would have jumped at it, but after I got older, I realized it's more about the enjoyment of the job rather than the pay. Funny how that is isn't it?


      Cheers,
      Xyst
    29. Re:Doesn't have to be 'hell' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heretic108, it's sad that your level of ethics is based on how "good" or "bad" your company chooses to be.

      With attitudes like this it's no wonder why "victimless crime" continues to exist. (i.e "Go ahead, fudge the numbers cuz 'they' are making a huge profit anyway...")

      I'd base my professional ethics on my own religious or personal beliefs, not whether "the company" screws people over.

  222. IT=Problem Solving by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    Have noticed that most IT folks are into problem solving and creating solutions. I've found that, along with IT, I'm also did well as a medic and an aircraft mechanic. If you think about it, they all involve problem solving, after having a few symptoms and an idea of how a system should work.

    Might want to look into other fields that require similar problem solving. One thing that's struck myself, as wife and I build our new house, is how interesting system wise a house is. Lots of different interlocking functions and constraints. Hell, just putting the kitchen together is kinda' cool. I'm seriously thinking about setting up a customer cabinet/furniture shop over the next ten years, so I'll be ready for my retirement job.

    --
    I drank what? -- Socrates
  223. Re: I don't know about that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I live in a suburb of St. Louis, Missouri and am applying for a 90K job writing .Net code.

    I'd consider myself a mid-level developer getting close to senior level.

    Live in a 5 bedroom, 3.5 bath house with wifey and son. (Hoping for another soon, hence the larger house.) House costs $265K. Good schools, safe neighborhoods.

    People automatically think that the midwest has no opportunities and nothing to do. There are good jobs and a good standard of living. If you're into sports we've got football and baseball. No beaches or mountains but hills and lakes if you're the outdoorsy type. Tons of great restaurants, a number of micro-breweries, good concerts and clubs too.

    Would I live here if I had no family here? Well probably not actually just because the summers are so darned humid and it's a little to red-state for me personally.

    But don't fool yourself. There are decent jobs in the midwest and the housing is relatively cheap. We're not all farmers and truck drivers regardless of what the media tells you.

  224. Re:And don't open a comic/games/collectibles store by kalirion · · Score: 1

    That's right, people should pick something achievable, like becoming a professional poker player.

  225. Bicycle repair by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A friend who worked for IBM in Palo Alto retired to become a bicycle repair man.

  226. Do what most people around NE do by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Around New England most people who have career crisises (crisi?) seem to either open a baking business (woman, esp cookies), get rid of everything and go on a backpacking trip around the world (men), or open a bed and breakfast (couples).

    --
    It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  227. I've been transitioning for a while by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several years ago, I decided I really couldn't see me doing IT for another 10 years. While the pay was and remains great,the work was becoming more boring over time, and I found in my specific field I was dealing with more and more idiots and less and less people I enjoyed working with. I'd tried IT management and found it wasn't for me. Bottom line: I could see things progressively deteriorating to the point where I wouldn't want to get out of bed in the morning.

    I decided to leverage the skills I'd picked up into different areas. I think, after you've decided you want to change, the process of taking stock of what you've got to offer is the first tangible step into something else; maybe that's where you should start. In my case, I had a strong statistical/mathematical background, history of being self-employed, and good risk management skills. What I wanted to get to was a job that gave me more time with family, where I minimised my dependencies on others to generate an income, and where I got rewarded commensurate with my skills.

    I decided to move into futures and currency trading. Several years later, I now earn approximately the same amount from both IT and trading, and could drop IT altogether without any lifestyle impact. What I'm now finding is that, because I'm no longer dependent on IT for an income, I'm able to speak more freely in my IT work, focus completely on getting tasks done properly rather than continually having one eye on maintaining my own income, and am considerably more employable as an IT consultant than I was before - now that I can afford to lose customers, the ones I have are much keener to keep me around.

    The main thing I've learned from this is that, however you can acquire it, it's very empowering to have a (potential or actual) 2nd stream of income. I wouldn't suggest trading to everyone, but I think it's important to look around to see what other avenues you might have for making money while you're still in IT. The fact that I can walk away from IT means that I can now pick and choose the work I do; that alone means I don't get bogged down on death march projects, or work for plonkers who drive me crazy every day. IT is *much* more enjoyable under these circumstances, and I'll probably keep at it for some time longer than I intended.

  228. Re:Where to go after a lifetime in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insane after 20 years in IT? Nah, insane is about 7 years in. 20 years is so far past insane that you'd have to wait 300 years to see the light from insane.

  229. I recommend poker by nsayer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Poker makes an excellent 2nd career for IT personel:

    1. You're your own boss.

    2. No physical or athletic requirements.

    3. Lots of probability math to wrap your head around.

    4. You can work from home if you like, or from a variety of physical locations.

    5. No retirement age.

    6. If you're either very good or very lucky, you can be on TV.

    I bet I get moderated "funny," but I'm perfectly serious.

    1. Re:I recommend poker by leathered · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Been there, done that.

      Was great at first and I was making a sizable amount of cash but I eventually realised that multi-tabling for over nine hours a day was taking its toll on me both physically and mentally as the concentration required is far in excess of any day job I've had. And then there are the downswings. Every player, no matter how good, will at some time fall into a rut and it leaves you wondering when it will end which isn't funny when you are relying on it to pay the bills. In the end I realised that poker can be a bigger grind than a regular paying job.

      I still play and still make money, but for me it's purely to supplement my regular income.

      --
      For all intensive porpoises your a bunch of rediculous loosers
    2. Re:I recommend poker by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you recommend getting started in this?

    3. Re:I recommend poker by nsayer · · Score: 1

      First, I would start at a recreational level. Poker demands a rather expensive apprenticeship. :)

      Resist the temptation to play without real money at stake. People don't play the same when there's nothing to lose. Playing online is great practice. There's almost no tells, which reduces the game to fundamentals, and because the shuffling, dealing and chip counting are instantaneous, you can play a lot more hands in the same amount of time. It's also less expensive, since the rakes are generally smaller (since online cardrooms have a much lower cost structure than their B&M counterparts).

      Playing small stakes Hold'em cash games will get you used to the flow of the game and get you started in understanding the most frequently encountered odds calculations. Lee Jone's book on low-limit hold'em is invaluable for a beginner.

      Remember always that the object of the game is not winning the pot, it's making the correct decision. That decision is almost always based on comparing the odds of you winning the pot at the showdown to the odds being offered by the current bet and the pot (how much does it cost you to call vs. how much you would win). Decide the right way consistently and you'll make money despite the random distribution of outcomes.

      As you progress, you'll find the game style you prefer. For me, it's tournaments, but others prefer cash games.

      Keep a log of your play - as detailed as you can. Learn from your mistakes. Practice, practice, practice.

      I have to admit at this point that I do not play professionally. In fact, lifetime I am only break-even (over 3 years), but the trend is upwards. :) I am still young and enjoy my IT career, but when it comes time to retire, I will probably switch to poker instead of just going on a permanent vacation.

  230. Go feral and surf the world! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I didn't have kids to support, I would travel and surf the world. Just take out all my money, and hop around the planet. Buy a nice camera, a computer, and document everything. I would basicallly be a surfing photo-journalist.

  231. I went to culinary school by Rinikusu · · Score: 1

    I decided to make yummy desserts instead of wading through code. I also considered (briefly) going back to school and finishing my Biology degree and pursue a career in academia (Ichthyology/Rivers and Streams Ecology), but the lack of certainty in that field was a bit of a put off. Hey, there will always be demand for food and finding a job will never be an issue (a high paying one, however....).

    I know other guys who make a *killing* as plumbers. They make anywhere from $15 (starting) to over $40/hour (running a team), if that's important, and typically once they go home, they don't have to worry being on-call, although that option is certainly available to them, for a premium.

    I'd love to go to Furniture Building school and learn how to build furniture, or even art school so I can do all those fun things I always wanted to do but was too busy with my nose stuck in books growing up.

    Or, if the school commitment wasn't so long, I'd love to give med school a shot. I'm great with people, have a decent head on my shoulders, but I don't want to commit the next 8-10 years just getting a foot in the door. Maybe nursing?

    Just remember that you'll be leaving a typically highly-paid sector and joining the rest of America in Middle Class, if not less. If you can make the adjustment, then you'll do just fine. I'm making half what I could be making if I returned to IT, but the benefits are worth it: I'm doing work I enjoy.

    --
    If you were me, you'd be good lookin'. - six string samurai
    1. Re:I went to culinary school by Greasy+Spoon · · Score: 1

      I'm doing the same thing right now. Where did you go to school for B&P?

  232. Come work for me. by TakeyMcTaker · · Score: 1

    I probably can't pay you nearly as much as your current job (at least, not before bonuses), but I bet you IT in the entertainment sector is a lot more fun than IT in the financial sector. I'm also with a very small start-up, so the opportunities to branch out into other areas of interest is also a lot easier, than it would be in a big corporate bureaucracy. :) The royalty and bonuses can be huge. It has a lot more risk, and more random work hours; but the creative environment, and long term financial rewards from taking the "right" risks, are worth it in the end.

    1. Re:Come work for me. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      If he's not interested. I am.

    2. Re:Come work for me. by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Hell, send me any information you got :) I was about to toss a link to my resume in a comment to see what happens...

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
    3. Re:Come work for me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Take a look at http://www.highimpactgames.com/jobs.htm
      The "Systems Analyst" is a lower paying job -- more for a starter type, but lots of room to move up. Bigger developers in the area have higher salary IT and development positions, but the smaller companies tend to share more royalties with employees -- their closest equivalent to stocks or regular bonuses. They made Ratchet and Clank: Size Matters for the PSP, and your listed website is http://www.psphacks.net/, so I thought there might be some overlap in interest. :)

  233. Actually went to teach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was a VP of Software for a bunch of years, and a programmer in C and C++ before that. I ended up getting sick of the whole thing (I know everyone's favourite person is Dilbert, but some of us pointy-haired types actually followed the do-no-evil policy when we could :-). So after many years, I said screw it to the computer industry (and yes, I was making well over 100K a year --- sometimes double) and went back to school for my teaching certificate in NY and now I teach math and computer science to high school kids.

    The pay isn't as bad a hit as you'd think (70-80K) and although I work just as hard as when I was in IT, I don't have an idiot CEO telling me to get out of bed at 2 in the morning to settle down the latest customer that's pissed off at a product that they broke because of an unknonwn requirement with a schedule that was never realistic but would make the numbers look good for the next quarter. Combined with much better job security, my family sees me a little more and there's a huge reward for seeing messed up kids realizing there are adults in the world who are willing to help them be successful.

    The other thing was that the union counted my work experience in IT as relevant to my teaching requirements, so they allowed me 7 years on the pay scale. I don't know if all of the unions allow that. If you teach math and computer science, there is a huge demand in teaching since most teachers don't actually know those topics (they may have teachables in music or phys-ed), so I got hired right away. If you want to teach English or even biology, you will not have as high of a chance of being hired immediately.

    There was an adjustment in our spending, and my wife had to earn a little more money than before, but hey... I'd make the same decision again in a heartbeat.

    Your mileage may vary.

    Cheers.

  234. Renew! by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Retiring IT workers now have a choice of two places they can go. Renew at Logan's Run or find yourself in Soylent Green.

    --
    "You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
  235. Expensive snooze button... by vethia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'll preface this with the fact that I'm twenty-three and just finishing my first master's degree, but grad school is only an easy ride if you like paying for the privilege of having responsibilities. Granted I don't have a nest egg saved from years of career work to fall back on while taking courses, and I'm aware that a grad degree's utility is based on future earnings rather than what's current, but I'll say this. My intent was to go straight from the MA to the Ph.D. and teach college for a living. Interesting job, different every day, summers off, get to do stuff you like--that's all well and good. But after eighteen years of nonstop education, I'm ready to take some time away from academia and get paid. I'm sure I'll go back after a couple years, but now is not the time.

  236. Learn to fly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Learn to fly, build the hours then go commercial. You're probably too old for the airlines but there's charters, bizjets, you name it. Or just fly as a hobby.

    Lots of similarities between IT and flying. Both jobs require a "gut feel", sometimes literally. Both jobs involve numerous technical systems which may or may not interact with each other, have their own user interface, quirks and performance limitations. Both are governed by rules and regulations, although in IT you call them "syntax" or "policy". Both require you to set priorities and stick to them. Proper Planning Prevents Poor Performance. And both jobs involve interacting with a variety of different people. You're the spider in the web, and if you do your job properly, nobody notices.

  237. First: calm down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a great question, and there is no obvious answer, but there are a few things you might want to consider.

    You've gained a tremendous amount of know-how in 20 years in the field. This allows you to do things no young whippersnapper could do, simply by virtue of being able to cut through all the noise very rapidly. You are probably in a position where this experience is not valued and you are essentially required to function exactly as that young whippersnapper would. Thus considering a move to a smaller, more dynamic environment seems appropriate.

    Another option is to go out on a limb. Figure out what you are REALLY good at, what your ENJOY - yes, in your field - and I'm betting you $100 to your rusted penny that there will be a boatload of people willing to pay you for your understanding of this thing or set of things. I built my consulting business without having any clear idea of where exactly it's headed, but I did make it a point to only "listen" to the "right" opportunities, things that seemed potentially exciting, before I tried chasing them down for a contract or what have you. Sure it was tough. Heck, it took 4 years to get to the point where my pay to myself is better than it was in my last corporate job (admittedly, I made over $250K in my last year in corporate, so it was a steep hill to climb). The first year was truly scary; I made less than $10000 (yes, no zeros missing here) that year. Talk about a reality check. But I was figuring things out, making some serious errors, but figuring them out. And it did pay off in so many ways; I've gotten to spend countless more hours with my young ones than I ever would, I've generally been happier than ever before, and even now when I am crazy overloaded (any security/compliance folks here wanting a bit of work?), it's still fun. And I found something about myself going through this route; I enjoy the sales process more than delivery. I'm good at sales, I LIKE it, and I am able to leverage my 20 years of experience into it in a way I would never have dreamed before. Having figured this out, I am now shaping my role in my business to focus more on sales and less on delivery, which in a way is an unintended career change. All on account of taking the plunge.

    And no, taking a job AS a consultant for ANOTHER company is completely and entirely different than doing it yourself. And taking full-time contracts is also not what I'm talking about. Those are all different versions of the same thing. No no. I mean taking part-time task-oriented roles in places where you are acting as an ADVISOR more than anything else, allowing your client to benefit from your EXPERIENCE, as opposed to your skills. You're probably an excellent problem-solver. Now make it a career. I think you'll it refreshing when all you need to do is propose the solution, and have others implement it.

    I guess the main point is - you've invested so much time in getting to where you are. You can probably reshape your career in such a fashion as it ends up feeling entirely different, without throwing the baby (your experience) out with the bath water (your sense of boredom).

  238. And me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Move to Canada and become a lumberjack :)

  239. Physical work is soul work by fatalGlory · · Score: 1

    I wanted to be an IT guy well before I left school, but I took a year off between finishing school and starting university to just work and earn some money. In that year I worked as a trainee groundsman at a caravan park (tourist trailer park). I made marginally less than $16000 *AUD* for a year in that job cleaning toilets, mowing lawns, blowing leaves, etc. I hated it, it was one of the best decisions I ever made to see it through to the end. I spent heaps of time with no one to talk to getting myself truly exhausted. It brought me closer to God to simply know what it was to do the jobs everyone hated for crappy money (even for a trainee) and finish each day feeling wasted. I'm now doing CS at university, getting quite good grades and loving it to pieces. I appreciate so much more now the blessing of getting work in a field I enjoy and can honestly say I'm good at. I have a better attitude to life the universe and everything. Just my words in favour manual or trade work.

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    Censorship is the opposite of education. If neo-darwinism were defensible, people would not need to try and censor ID.
  240. Do what every long time IT'ers do - by unity100 · · Score: 1

    set up an online business. Start small, join a community.

  241. Follow your dreams.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OMG! I'm naked and I'm taking a high school test that I haven't studied for!

  242. So many questions by gatesvp · · Score: 1

    Posts like this provide tons of leeway b/c there are so many unanswered questions. Most people have just thrown around their opinion, but let's face it, w/o a lot of Q&A, it's all pretty pointless. So here's the stuff I'd want to know.

    How close are you to "retirement"? Do you even plan to "retire"? What do you plan to do in "retirement"? How much money do you have in the bank? How much do you need for your current lifestyle? Are you willing to change lifestyles? move counties, move states, move countries, move continents?

    Do you want to go school? Do you have another passion? If you have enough money, then the "other" passion may not need to bring in very much. If you switch countries and have money saved, you may already be able to "retire". If you've been working for 20 years, you're qualified to teach at a college, does that interest you? Would you like to write a book? Would you like to try teaching part-time?

    How "boring" and/or "demanding" is your current job? Are you working 50+ hrs/week like lots of IT people? Maybe your life would be better by just working 40 :) Are you willing to or able to take a cut in pay and just work less each week? (i.e.: can you work 3 days / week and make 60% of your salary?) Don't write this option off, it's definitely an option. And with an aging workforce that doesn't have enough to retire, you're going to see a lot of this happening. Maybe you can move off to another par of the same company for a while. If you're in IT, you likely have a lot of experience with operations and operations management. Good IT people are not just useful for their IT knowledge, knowledge of business process is essential and portable.

    So yeah it pretty much bears down to same questions.

    1. What else do you want to do??
    2. What other tools do you have ('cause you don't just "know IT")
    3. How much money do you have/need

    Writing down answers to 1 & 2 will help you figure out what you want. And then you can figure out the right answer to #3 and make it all jive.

    1. Re:So many questions by Pikoro · · Score: 1

      Let me answer these questions for you: Concerning retirement, It's about 20 years out, and for me, retirement means living off of my savings/investments so I can persue my own goals and see the grandkids. Money in the bank? None right now. I got a house and 5 kids and their associated bills that eat up my income. I already live in Japan and I am not adverse to moving back to the US or nearly anywhere else for that matter. My wife and I have talked about it and she agrees that we could move if I wanted to. No degrees, some certifications, and I'm a pretty lousy teacher (at least I think I am) I do my best to keep my 9-6 hours when I can but I usually work at least an hour or so more each day. I can take a pay cut but not too much of one. What else do I want to do? Fly. Private, charter, commercial, cargo.. doesn't matter.

      --
      "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
  243. IT covers alot of ground by Yousef · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IT covers alot of different domains and is used in numerous different (if not every other) industry.
    I don't see how you can think that you have exhausted all your options in it.

    Technically, after 20-years, you should either be at an Architect or Manager level - both of these open your career up to sideway shifts into other management style roles.

    Personally, I think you've got to the stage in your career where you're no longer interested in learning EVERY NEW THING that turns up. You feel you've done enough 12-16hr days, that you shouldn't have to do that anymore (or perhaps you just have a crap manager that doesn't appreciate you and has you doing work that doesn't interest you) - basically, you want to move into management where you're telling other people what to do instead of being stuck with the day-to-day techy issues. You have the benefit of comming from the techy background and thus have an appreciation for the technology - You should do well.

    You will miss some of the buzz you get from picking up a new IT "toy" and playing with it, but hopefully, you'll be paid enough not to care.

    If you still aren't happy, start your own business. - Don't think about the technology, but rather the business domain that you know best - since you'll need to sell it to Business people and they hold the purse strings - not the snot-nosed pimple-faced linux geek in the corner.

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    -- "To ask a question is to show ignorance; Not to ask a question means you'll remain ignorant."
  244. Try Financial Engineering.... by NoPhD · · Score: 1

    Try Financial Engineering....

  245. anarchist agitator by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1
    Or going into the ministry. Those are what appeal to me.

    And yes, it's been more work than play for a few years. There's just something wearing about answering "why is my computer|Windows slow" 30 times a week.

  246. Re: I don't know about that by _damnit_ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Exactly right. I moved from CA to St Louis 3 years ago for the COL and quality of life. I travel for consulting gigs quite often so living in the middle of the country is nice. The microbreweries in STL are actually some of the best in the country. Schlafly has a great selection year round. I always have a keg downstairs ready for 5pm. It seems like nearly everything is free here: museums, Shakespeare in the Park, the Muny, the St Louis Zoo, the Children's Discovery Science Center, Grant's Farm w/ free beer, AB tour w/free beer. [Everything I mentioned is free and sells beer on premise including the Children's Center]. I love it as long as the air conditioner works in August.

    There are plenty of decent jobs in the Midwest. Companies specializing in everything from aerospace to biotech, chemicals to financial are based here on top of tons of small companies with medium IT departments. With more companies utilizing work-from-home, there will be more satellite offices opening in lower COL areas. I already see it in my travels. Why pay someone 85k/yr in Boston when you can pay someone 75k/yr in Kansas City, Minneapolis or Austin?

    I make six figures, my house is very nice and within the city limits so it's close to everything (read 30 minutes max from anything by car). With the money I save living here my wife stays home with the kid, we fly all over the country to visit family (6-10 trips per year) and we always go to Paris in Spring. In LA or SF (where I used to live) I would sink that money into a grossly overpriced house, commute 2-4 hours a day in traffic and pay child care since my wife would have to work again. Why again?

    Screw living in CA or NY. Love both places. Can't justify living there so I'll just visit a few times a year.

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    _damnit_

    It's my job to freeze you. -- Logan's Run
  247. Depends on how much you value your experience... by Anarchitektur · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that the first thing you should decide is whether your 20 years of IT experience is going to be one of your qualifications, or simply water under the bridge.

    I have no idea what kind of IT work you've been in, so I'm going to speak generally... If you're going to go from IT to genetic research, all that experience you've had counts for pretty much nothing. On the other hand, if you're going to take everything you've learned and turn around and do some kind of consulting, all your experience could be quite valuable, which can justify a very attractive salary.

    Off the top of my head, I think any of these paths could benefit from an IT background: consulting, law (especially IP or tech-related), CAD, radio DJ (pirate or other), business analyst, product design...

  248. So I'm not alone after all. by sholdowa · · Score: 1

    I thought it was just me!

  249. Re:Tenerife by plj · · Score: 1

    They're not the same thing?

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    “Wait for Hurd if you want something real” –Linus
  250. Simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd go back to school if I were you. Go get another degree. School is MUCH different the second time around. You could even end up doing some work for the school. They are usually on the bleeding edge of technology anyway... maybe you'll come across something you like!

  251. Go Into Sales by cmholm · · Score: 1

    Burned out on technical work? Then go into Sales. Better yet, go into retail sales. One of two things will occur almost immediately: 1) you'll kick ass, enjoy it, and rake in serious bucks from your efforts, or 2) you'll wonder what in the hell you were whining about in the first place that couldn't have been solved by switching departments.

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    Luke, help me take this mask off ... Just for once, let me butterfly kiss you with my own eyes.
  252. $0.02 by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

    I've considered the same thing on more than one occasion. Here's my thoughts, for whatever they are worth.

    First, think long and hard about leaving IT. The older you get, the better your retirement will be if you stay where you are. Can you tough it out a little longer where you are for an earlier retirement? What does your retirement plan look like right now?

    Second, do you really want to leave IT, or do you just want to leave your current employer? I recently found myself getting bored in the position I held, but found a new job with a very fun, very laid back company for more money than I had been making in the old job. In the new job, I get to work on everything from customer Internet connections to core routers, so I'm constantly learning new things. While I had considered a shift out of IT/Telecommunications with the old employer, the new job has renewed my interest in my chosen field.

    Finally, okay, so you really, truly, honestly want out of IT entirely, and you can't last long enough where you are at to retire. What are your hobbies? What do you enjoy? I have a couple of hobbies that I would consider pursuing if I were to leave IT. I have been a flight instructor since 1999, so that's one job I would consider. While the pay is nowhere near as good as what I get right now, the job itself is a lot of fun. I also enjoy sea and whitewater kayaking, so I've toyed with the idea of becoming a kayak guide from time to time. Finally, I'm hoping to start on a project to build a cedar strip canoe in the near future. Having never done anything like this before, it currently seems like building custom wooden canoes, kayaks and small sailboats would be a fun way to make a living. We'll see if it still seems like an attractive job option when I finish ;) If you have a passion that could possibly earn some income, then that's where I would start looking for a career change. But be warned -- just as IT stopped being fun and became work once you "made it" these other hobbies could, as well.

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    MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    1. Re:$0.02 by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      Actually, I forgot one option that I've seriously considered from time to time: you already have skills and experience in computer science. How about getting your masters or even a Ph.D. and teaching comp sci at a university? You work nine months a year, and then during the other three months, relax, vacation, or find a job doing something completely unrelated that you love (in my case, flight instructing or kayak guiding).

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      MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
  253. please stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    please stop telling all those urbanite metrosexual latte guzzlers about the midwest. Do you want to kill the goose that lays the golden eggs? How many million of those lazy "elite" slackabouts do you want to import, just to drive up living costs and pollute the environment and neighborhoods? Do you really WANT to listen to a buncha fools who all talk like "the nanny"? Who would move in and immediately start telling you what is wrong and you need to do things their way, which is usually quite stupid and insane? Let them STAY in their multicultural crime infested "ground zero" cities where they can chuckle over how "bad" it is in flyover country.

    1. Re:please stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent may have been modded troll, but it's not, really.

      You urbanite vermin move from your infested shitholes, to our clean, comfortable, and uncrowded small communities - not that I blame you, we live here because we like the character, the low crime, the clean clean air, etc. But it boggles the mind to wonder why, if that's why you moved here, that you would immediately start transforming the place to be more like the dung heap you left?

      There's a reason why flyover country is a desirable place to live - it's not infested by urban scum. Yes, you.

  254. mv * /dev/null by gregger · · Score: 1

    Old sys admins never grow old, they just get moved to /dev/null.

    TTFN

  255. Own business by veso_peso · · Score: 1

    Start yout own business and do only the things you like. I bet that at the beginning of your IT career you have had lots of ideas and own projects, but you put them aside because of your job. There must be at least one that has not been realised yet. ;)

  256. Sounds very Herman Hesse by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1
    Work-Life balance meme strikes again, eh? Well, it's an important one, and as personal as a sneeze. Very worth exploring.

    Herman Hesse was pretty much must-read for the 60's for people who were escaping the grey doom of the 50's (50's were very much like today, come to think of it). Hesse liked to explore the contrast between two parallel lives, Grasshopper vs. the Ant. He accomplished this in great depth, imo and making that balance between what you want to do and what you perceive you need to do was a bit easier for me because of exploring that relationship in a book, early in my life.

    I recommend Der Magister Ludi (Glass Bead Game). It's a long read, but a good one, even in the English.

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    Do not mock my vision of impractical footwear
  257. Not law school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't tell you what to do, but I can advise on what not to do. If you were any good at IT whatsoever, I advise against law school. Law is the sloppiest field you can possibly imagine. When we as engineers ever do the things that legal practitioners do as a matter of course, we kill people. So do they, of course, but the reward structure of law discourages investigation of consequences.

    After 24 years in technology, mostly software, I also wanted a change. I chose law school as a route to becoming a technology policy analyst. You, on the other hand, now know that it would be better to become a cook or a high school science teacher, which were the two other things nearest the top of my list.

  258. Ask yourself, man. by Peganthyrus · · Score: 1

    So what's play? Do you draw? Do you write? Do you play an instrument? Do you sculpt? Do you sew? Do you dance? Poetry? Painting?

    What else do you do?

    Hell, what else do you do with computers besides your IT duties? Do you fool around writing games for fun? Do you play with processing video? Muck about with audio?

    Do you solder weird devices?

    Would you like to do any of these things? Or something not on this list?

    Start doing them more; take some of that vacation time you probably haven't used. Do them. Take some classes in them. Study the masters in whatever field you're into. Give yourself a few years to reawaken whatever skills you might have let atrophy, and hone them into something that might make you money.

    What did you like to do when you were a little child, besides 'maintain information technology systems'? What did you dream of doing the first time you really understood what you could make these machines do? I bet you've barely done any of it in your career. Go do it. Push back at your job to make more room to do it.

    Don't buy that HDTV and home theatre system, don't buy that new car, start saving a little. Put some money into supporting some experimenting, and less time selling yourself to a job that gives you the blahs. You'll probably end up making less money as you start out, maybe less money overall if you switch to something really artsy.

    You should probably go devour stuff like "What Color Is Your Parachute". And other stuff on choosing a career.

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    egypt urnash minimal art.
  259. Life after working in the IT for... by watergeus · · Score: 1

    I worked 15 years as a wage-slave, 80 hours a week, 40 hours billable...
    Bought a boat and started sailing. After 5 years I decided I liked it and I sold my house in a time that the market was good.
    It was the best choice I've ever made, going sailing I mean.

    The cost of living is around 10.000 US a year, everything included. But, I fly home once every 5 years, rarely stay in marina's, do all the work on the boat myself. OTOH I like to socialize, drink a beer with sailors and locals, go out for dinner once a week, learn the languages and play music for free (as in beer).
    If I go on like this, I can continue for 25 years more, before I've eaten all my capital. In 13 years I get my retirement-funds, and I have no idea how much that will be. I don't worry about money, but I hate to waste it. (The only thing I'm conservative about is my money. I don't speculate, I just want to conserve it and consume it really slowly).

    This is not for everyone. Being a sailor is a profession. The mechanics of sailing a boat are simple, but in fact you run a small village by yourself. Besides that, it is not always comfortable. If you have a partner that is going share your adventure, be sure that you are having the same spirit (lots of relations break after 2 years of sailing). There is no privacy on a boat! (and only one captain, specially in critical situations).

    How to know if this is for you?
    Rent a boat for a couple of weeks, captain included. Tell him your plans. Do one overnighter, at least. (Most people are scared to sail at night, but that way you will not come very far). Stay at anchor, not in marinas.

    If you liked it, start reading all the books about sailing.
    Start looking for second hand boats like a Westsail-32, a Tayana-37, a Whitby-42. There are a lot of blue-water boats with a price tag of 50 to 100 K. The hardest in that is not to 'fall in love' with one boat. Keep your objectivity, and know the hidden flaws, because later on you have to cope with them. The simpler the better. A boat is not a house.

    Wish you all the best in your choice for freedom.

  260. Retire? by badc0ffee · · Score: 1
    ($you make now) - ($retired) = ($how much you make). If negative, duh.

    Retirement does have its downside. You can no longer look forward to the weekend, vacations, or holidays. No more rush hour traffic jams, unless you are really in to that. No deadline stress to keep your heart pumping.

    Get up in the morning with nothing that has to be done, then go to bed at night knowing that you got almost half of it done. Total freedom to do what you want.

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  261. I sympathise by BigBadBus · · Score: 1

    After only 10 years in the IT field (and 7 years in Physics before that), I felt "Why the hell should I line someone else's pockets? Why shouldn't I do what I WANT to do for a change?" Noble sentiments, but this doesn't pay the bills. I'd quite like to write a book, and have quite a lot of experience in writing and researching; in short, its something I love doing. So, if any publisher reads this and wants to take a chance with me, have a look at my website, and PLEASE get in touch. Thanks.

  262. funny.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..no one has mentioned "re-education". it's the route i'm probably going to take. i'll take a massive dip in salary, but in 5 years i'll be doing something completely different that will not require 8-14 hour days in front of a computer. i can't wait.

  263. best buy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can go to work for the Geek squad, they seem to make the work fun by filming girls in showers and other things of this type

  264. Why not move far away from IT... by timothydsears · · Score: 1

    and try Computer Science? It is a fascinating subject, completely unrelated to most of today's IT jobs.

  265. Sea Change or Tree Change by |>>? · · Score: 1

    In Australia, the idea of leaving everything behind is called a Sea Change. Of late, there is a growing group of people who leave the city to live in the bush to enjoy a simpler life, that is being referred to as a Tree Change.

    I have been in IT for over 26 years. Six or so years ago a health event happened in our household that made us re-evaluate what was important in life. As a result, my wife and I hit the road. We've now been travelling around Australia for over four years.

    At the time, I had just started my own IT business and needed a way to continue to service my clients, so I found a way to have broadband, by carrying a satellite dish with us. The initial dish was supposed to be 2.4m wide, so I needed a truck to get it around the country, so I got myself a Heavy Rigid Truck license.

    We found accommodation on the road by way of a house sitting organisation. As a result we were introduced to many communities and living environments. From great to pretty bad. Some communities welcomed us with open arms and others were completely indifferent to our arrival.

    I spent time fixing computers for farmers who were short-staffed, so I got onto a tractor, forklift or into a truck and did what needed to be done. I found the physical work extremely rewarding. It gave me opportunity to explore other aspects of my life. One day I found myself sitting in a big truck, loaded with hay bales, singing at the top of my lungs whilst sweating like a pig on a 40 degree Celsius day inside the cab. It was absolutely wonderful and that night I slept like a baby.

    Over the years I have found IT both rewarding and infuriating, sometimes at the same time. I find that challenging myself, by leaving a permanent position, starting my own show, talking to people, learning different skills and taking life as it comes a lot less stressful.

    I would be lying if I said there was no stress, but these days its about servicing the vehicle, or wondering where the next exciting thing is coming from. No longer do I worry to any great extent about receiving a call at 2am to fix some or other "essential" service. My evaluation of "essential" has changed dramatically.

    At present I'm staying in a city, Perth (WA), the place where we originally departed from, in a rented house while my wife and I work to save some pennies to deck out a caravan, so we can go onto the next phase of our nomadic existence, whatever that turns out to be.

    To get some sense of the scale of our trip thus far, I have a map on-line here: http://itmaze.com.au/locations/

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    |>>? ..EBCDIC for Onno..
    1. Re:Sea Change or Tree Change by Hellsbells · · Score: 1

      My Tree Change Idea: Ideally I'd like to buy some acreage two to three hours outside Sydney, and set up a small community of coders to take on some contract work and split it up so that we only work 2-3 days a week on average. We'd define the number hours we'd work and where we'd work.

      It just sounds to me like a more relaxed, free, and flexible lifestyle. It wouldn't cost too much, and still be relatively close to friends and relatives.

  266. Beekeeping... by barl0w2 · · Score: 1

    Go into beekeeping. You can sell the honey and wax as products. Maybe get about 100 hives to start with.

  267. Healthcare by JeffElkins · · Score: 1

    All joking aside, consider healthcare. Good jobs an be had in respiratory therapy, nursing, physical therapy etc, with just a two year investment in school.

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    Why is all the good stuff already modded 5, when I have mod points?
  268. One Word by Javagator · · Score: 1

    Plastics.

  269. not much IT but heres me by theSpartan · · Score: 1

    I haven't been on Slashdot for almost 2 years. I took about $3,000 and came to Germany. I was going to move at that time and decided to leave all in storage. Sold it 6 months later. Started learning German. Realized I could have done this in many countries many times and I missed alot. This money was only enough because I had made some friends locally, but at times I realized just how alone, poor I was and that my life WILL change tomorrow if I stop paying attention. People sometimes thought I was crazy, but I realized I could go back to America any time, work a few months, and do it all again, somewhere else if I wanted. Funny thing is, I didn't need the friends either, or maybe just for the small time we shared. Life can really kick your ass if you're not paying attention, constantly. I still live there as I write this, I live in Sittard, Holland on the border of DE by Geilenkirchen NATO base. Been a cook, house cleaner, and now my language is good enough to jockey a register. Many paths to the top of the mountain.

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    ...used to be a library...now it's just a mind-cemetary
  270. at the top by CrudPuppy · · Score: 1

    I'm in the same basic situation as the OP. I have been a unix admin for like 12 years, and am now admining 2500+ unix servers at a very large financial house. Even with lots of places around here that have unix, I cant help but wonder where I can possibly go next that I wont be jabbing bamboo up my fingernails from sheer boredom. Once you have managed hundreds or thousands of servers, you cant exactly go back to a small shop with 5 sun boxes...

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    A year spent in artificial intelligence is enough to make one believe in God.
  271. To the trees... by benow · · Score: 1

    Sell extraneous assets, buy a camper or small house in cheap area and code what you love to code... If you've got 20 years behind you, tell the f*cks to treat you with the respect you deserve or f*ck off and take your talents to where they should be after 20 years of learning and hard work. Money follows love, there ain't enough money in the world to force someone to trample their love for the sake of meaningless crap forever... and without love the code is shite. They're either too big, too ignorent, too irrespectful or misfocussed if they won't help you get back to loving what you do. Go, take your knowledge and do something useful with it. You may step out of comfort zone initially, but you'll get it back and more... plus not throw away the last 20 years of hard work.

    1. Re:To the trees... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To the trees"

      I knew this was quoted from a movie. http://sfy.ru/sfy.html?script=robin_hood_prince_of _thievs

      I won't flee to the trees until the King's cronies come for me.

  272. Re: I don't know about that by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    Glad you enjoy St Louis. It's a nice town. I miss it sometimes.

    I was also fond of the various stuff in Forest Park (the museums, the zoo, etc), and I have to agree that summer there sucks outside. AC is a must.

    Have a soda at Fitz's for me.

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    Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
  273. Go Dairy by waldomaniac · · Score: 1

    Go dairy farming. That'll sort you out.

  274. Some thoughts by GWBasic · · Score: 1

    Some thoughts:

    You can try consulting. It's not a significant career change, and it'll allow you to see some variety. It's also very easy to leave, as contracts do end.

    A mentor of mine left tech to become a professional carpenter. He installs custom cabinets.

    Scott Adams (the guy who writes Dilbert) now owns a restaurant.

    Whatever you choose to do, make sure that there's enough value so that you can keep the standard of living you want. Selling asaragus on the side of the road isn't going to allow you to afford a brand-spanking-new BMW.

  275. Try Hollywood. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You could try the movie industry. Still be able to use your IT skills and help design and build those monstor render farms. Or go into business for yourself and build a private renderfarm that you could then lease out time. It wouldn't just be in California, there are post production studios all over the world.

    Or... try a non technical field like art. Become a special effects person for ILM or Disney.

  276. Because satisfaction is not external by swb · · Score: 1

    The problem with most people who have a mid-life crisis and go searching for happiness is that they seldom find it -- they toss out the things in life that are more scarce than they think (careers, family stability, etc) in search of some euphoria that doesn't exist, and even if they think they know what it is (car/job/girl/location/etc), eventually they end up back where they started emotionally.

    I think a lot of this reinforces "the set point theory of happiness" -- basically the idea that people largely have a happiness set point they return to regardless of their life events. What this says to me is that people who are unhappy and want something else and actually choose something else usually end up unhappy again, not because they lost X or gained Y or didn't gain Y, but because they're just not happy to begin with.

  277. Kansas isn't that cheap -- fact check, please by mikehoskins · · Score: 2, Informative

    Since I live here in Kansas (Kansas City metro), I'll tell you that while it's certainly cheaper than New York, the difference isn't that great.

    It might be closer to $100K (NY) vs. $40K-60K, unless you live in the cities or burbs (KC, Topeka, Wichita), where it might be closer to $100K (NY) vs. $50K-75K....

    In parts of Johnson County, Kansas, a mere $60K income could be disasterous for a typical family of four, unless they are rather thrifty. Now, if you live in NYC, you most likely won't be buying as nice of a house, and you may rent -- granted.

    Otherwise, the differences really aren't 4 times or even close -- maybe 1.5 to 2 times, and yes, the cost of living vs. pay is nice, here....

    Obligatory: There's no place like home.... click, click, click

  278. Before and After by qimugtua · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I spent a year in Fairbanks, Alaska making ice-cream for minimum wage. I was happy, but I thought there must be more. I got married, get certified to teach, and we moved to a remote Yup'ik Eskimo village on the Bering Sea. I was making about $36,000 a year, expenses were high but there were no restaurants, no movie theatres, no bars, so what we didn't spend on necessities didn't get spent, and we were happy. When our first child arrived, I was worried that I'd spend too much time in the classroom (during those 180 days of the year when school was in) and therefore I thought I'd move to a cushy job in IT. Went back to school, then got hired by a truly gigantic company in the midwest to write software. I'm making well over a hundred grand, but since I'm always working we always eat out, and sure the house has running water, but boy, those amenities will cost you, and alcohol is way too easy to come by, and so I'm not saving much more money, and I don't get to spend much time at all with my children, and I'm decidedly not happy, and I no longer know how to end a sentence. So I'm with you. I gave notice, and at the end of this month, I'm done with this little jaunt. Even my manager admitted she was more than a bit jealous. The other rats who fled this ship before me have no regrets. Nor, I hope, will you, or me.

  279. If it's something you think you'd like... Teach! by CaptJay · · Score: 1

    I switched from a software analyst job to teaching a year ago after recovering from a burn out. I find it extremely stimulating, and though correcting papers/projects isn't the funnest thing I can think of, there are tons of advantages you won't find in any regular workplace: the (usually) relax beat, the fun you can have seeing what it's like being a teen/young adult again, and the whole summer off (I get about 8 weeks vacation during summer, and over a month at Christmas)... those are really great conditions to be working in.

    That said, teaching isn't for everyone (neither is IT, for that matter). But if you think you would like it, it can be a great opportunity, but prepare to take a drastic net salary drop (But do calculate it over working about 10 months instead of 12).

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    "I remember Y1K, every abacus had to get another bead"
  280. Agriculture or Cooking by stoicio · · Score: 1

    If you're looking for a complete change of scenery
    why not try part time horticulture or agriculture.
    If you decide you like
    being out doors and working growing plants and/or animals
    you couls expand into full time.

    Most green houses and animal barns are now automated
    in some way. There's room for improvement though.

    It's more of a lifestyle than a business, but it
    has it's perks. ie: free food.

    Cooking is low paid but can be interesting.
    Once again, free food.

    I made a database to calculate recipies for
    huge batches of muffins for a big bakery.
    This indicates that there is room for
    technical improvements in that field.

    Just taking stock and tracking products in these fields
    are huge IT projects.

  281. Link? by mosel-saar-ruwer · · Score: 1


    Come work for me... in the entertainment sector...

    You gotta link for that offer?

  282. Give something back: Edubuntu, OLPC and Squeak by EeNnKkIi · · Score: 1

    Search Google and YouTube for these projects. That's really all the information you need. Take it from there. Easy. Next?

  283. Re:If it's something you think you'd like... Teach by brom405 · · Score: 1

    That was my first thought also - Teach! I have worked in IT and Database Administration for over 13 years, and am in the process of becoming a teacher so I can teach computers and applications. I love children, and would much rather be teaching them in creative ways and learning from their fresh perspectives than telling mindless users the same thing over and over! I also agree that the time off is great and that will give me more time to really enjoy my family and time to have a life. Hope you find your way. :)

  284. Re:Waaah!!! by Pikoro · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ummm, the money that rolls in rolls right back out just as quickly. 2 kids in highschool, 3 more kids in elementry school, a house to pay off, utilities, gas, food, etc... Oh, and I forgot to mention that I live in Japan. Cost of living here is pretty high. We're not starving, but for where I live, I'm maxed out. It would be nearly impossible for me to make any more money than I am right now (less than $100,000 a month).

    I have considered moving to the Tokyo/Osaka area, or even back to the USA but without money in the bank I would most likley need to leave my family here and go back alone for a year or so to get settled... So many choices.

    I also have this itch to start my own business...

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    "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
  285. Re:Waaah!!! by Pikoro · · Score: 1

    Oops. less than $100,000 a year, not a month.

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    "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
  286. own a vineyard.. by Achoi77 · · Score: 1

    Grow your own grapes, make your own wine.

    Play around with some organic chemistry, soil compsition, try breeding different grapes, and get into the nerdy side of winemaking.

    Slow your life down, and if you get bored, you can always figure out something to do during the really slow periods. You can pick up time consuming hobbies, perhaps learn to play an instrument or pick up some kind of crafting, like painting or woodworking. Maybe you can learn to make your own barrels for the wood.

    Plus once the final product is done, and if it's good, you can make quite a few bucks. And there will be plenty to drink!

    If you want to get serious about selling wine, you can travel around the country talking business with distributors, or go to other countries, perhaps south america, australia, europe and see how the other winemakers do it. Talk shop! Live life and relax around the countryside and soak in the scenery.

    Of course, this isn't limited to just wine. Beer is another possibility. Or scotch.

    obviously this shouldn't be planned unless you have a decent exit plan if your entire harvest goes bad..

    1. Re:own a vineyard.. by ShadowsHawk · · Score: 1

      I'd love to open my own brewery... Now there is a dream worth aspiring to.

  287. Re:Waaah!!! by Rycross · · Score: 1

    I'm rather curious so I hope you don't mind me asking, but I was wondering how you ended up in Japan? I've sort-of developed an interest in spending time over there.

  288. Try Anything by rivertripper · · Score: 1

    Over 30 years in IT fried my brain. Since I retired I have been a river guide and a construction worker . I am now making maps. ArcGIS and my *&^%$ Dell crash frequently giving me HBP again. Next up is pine straw farming.

  289. Project management is a good option by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

    Become a project manager. Learn some ITIl stuff, Keane, etc. The cool thing is you can use your experience with IT to lead IT type projects and be much better with your time/cost initial estimates, keeping you from eating up a change budget.

  290. I'd get a paper route by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    I'd consider a paper route.
    My papers are delivered by a 40 year old man. Good for him. That's what I say.

    --
    "Things are more moderner than before- bigger, and yet smaller- it's computers-- San Dimas High School football RULES!"
  291. Re:Waaah!!! by gullevek · · Score: 1

    5 kids? in Japan? Thats ... expensive. And I just hope they all go to public schools, and will never ever think of going to a private University ... Good luck with that ;)

    from another guy living in Japan, but definitely staying single

    --
    "Freiheit ist immer auch die Freiheit des Andersdenkenden" - Rosa Luxemburg, 1871 - 1919
  292. A couple of suggestions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked as a Systems Engineer for Data General (Australia) in the 80's and then did software development for 15 years.

    1. Go into semi-retirement and give your spouse a chance to pursue her/his career. For males, becoming a house husband (as I have done looking after our son just finishing primary school) might give you some new insights into life.

    2. If you think you have the aptitude, try teaching either in computing or maths. There is usually a demand for the latter. I tried but they wouldn't accept my degree qualifications after 30 years. I was hoping to get away with just a 1-year teaching diploma but not to be. My age (50+) probably counted against me too.

    Danny, Sydney.

  293. Do your customers a favour .. hire a web designer! by pbhj · · Score: 1

    Seriously. Your website is very "geek", like "it doesn't need to look good if it works".

    Thing is that people respond, with their wallets, to nice looking sites. At the very least the clunkiness will lose click-through because users won't trust it.

    You should brand your sites too (think stamping cattle with a hot metal stamp!) so people recognise that it's the same company from one site to the next and that you're not just advertising other peoples sites.

    YMMV.

  294. There's no place like home by stacey7165 · · Score: 1

    I tried this once. I worked for a startup that evolved to a big company for 10 years, slaving away at a manic pace. Then Oracle gobbled us up. I left in the wake of the acquisition gracefully. I took a year off and became a scuba instructor in the west indies. It was great... for about 6 months. Then I would start looking at my dive manager and say... your website sux, want me to redesign that? Maybe do a little SEO? And then I started in on it - reorganizing information architecture... the works. About a week into my little IT project and I realized that once a geek, always a geek. So, I came back to IT and got a real nice screen saver and desktop background.

    I recommend big vacations or little sabbaticals. Its not pretty when we try to run from who we are! (pathetic)

  295. Law by ephraim · · Score: 1

    You need much more information than you've given to go into this decision, but how about trying law?

    As a computer professional, you already have an analytical mind, so you're a step ahead. Assuming that you have very good non-computer writing skills, it might be a good career move. You'll be working among smart people, and -- because the law changes every single day -- you need to constantly learn new things. And if you have worked as a technical kind of person, patent law might be a good choice because too many lawyers are afraid of it.

    I will say that this is not the career move for everybody. If your reading and writing skills are not really good, you should look for a different field. You also need to do well on the LSAT and get into a good school. Be realistic -- if you don't go to a "top" school, then either you're at the top of your class or you're not getting one of those super-high-paying law jobs. Know the employment statistics *before* you accept a school's offer. Ask probing questions. Realize that once you get into law school that your life will revolve around schoolwork for the next three years; it is *much* harder than undergrad. (Don't even bother doing a 4-year part time or evening program.)

    But if you think you're up for the challenge, go for it!

  296. Pilot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently decided the same thing after 20 years. I started flight school a few weeks ago. Technical challenge. I'm not sure if I will ever become a commerical pilot, but I will have fun trying. It can be done in about two years. However, it's expensive. You have too be healthy and have good eye sight (glasses OK) for commerical license. Most flight schools or small airports can offer a trial flight for a reasonable cost. It's just fun!

    Good luck.

  297. Jack of all trades... not bored at one. by zekt · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I sit in an office full of geeks who go home and play on computers after hour.

    Me? I go home and rennovate the house (or plan for the next house we are building in the country).
    I go around and help out friends on projects they are doing on weekends. I'm getting involved in a
    volunteer program at a ski resort I have been to for years. I have in the past taught swimming, I have
    worked as a lecturer at university (so there is teaching experiece to draw on).

    In IT I've played architect, support person, programmer, trainer, tech doc writer.

    Jack of all trades, master of none - maybe true. But Jack was never unemployed, bored or
    wondering 'where to next'.

    Do stuff because you are curious about how it works. Do stuff because you can't understand it and
    want to. Do stuff for fun and follow up on all those things you think 'I wonder what that is like'.
    You may just find your next career.

    Now, back to finding out what the *&@*@k is happening with those user sessions and that *@&*@&king firewall!

    --
    In my next incarnation, I hope to come back as a code monkey.
  298. can't do it by chocolatetrumpet · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, doing anything year after year, month after month, week after week, day after day is very taxing on a human being, even if it's something you are passionate about in otherwise smaller doses.

    --
    Spoon not. Fork, or fork not. There is no spoon.
  299. I'm building a violin business by hlh_nospam · · Score: 1

    My first actual paying job was as a violinist. I played in a professional symphony during my senior year in high school.

    Now, after nearly 30 years as a programmer, I'm getting to be pretty much "overqualified", so I'm returning to my original love of music. I've now got 19 students for private violin lessons, and I am selling violins and related accessories on the internet. When the inevitable layoff/H1-B replacement/outsourcing occurs, that's what I'll be doing full time.

  300. Flip Burgers by Matador · · Score: 0

    If your tired of the IT stuff, go flip burgers.

  301. Re:Waaah!!! by Pikoro · · Score: 1

    Actually, I got sent over here by the Marine Corps and after I got out of that I decided to come back. Came back, got a job working at the international telco here, got married, had some kids, changed jobs a couple of times and *poof* here I am.

    --
    "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
  302. Re:Waaah!!! by Pikoro · · Score: 1

    3 in public elementry school, 1 in private highschool, 1 in public Jr high. 3 youngers are in Kumon as well. If it weren't for the family, I would have changed jobs long ago but now with a house and family... well.. the options are fairly limited.

    --
    "Freedom in the USA is not the ability to do what you want. It is the ability to stop others from doing what THEY want"
  303. Industry in Kansas by EMB+Numbers · · Score: 1

    I have never lived in Kansas, but I have had Aerospace customers there. Here, I googled a few current job openings in Wichita (at least some of which probably pay 100K):

    Aerospace Manufacturing Estimator : Personnel Services, Inc. : Wichita, KS
    Aerospace Sales : Personnel Services, Inc. : Wichita, KS
    Aerospace/Aircraft Sales : Personnel Services, Inc. : Wichita, KS
    Assistant Avionics Lab Lead : Specialists Group LLC, The : Wichita, KS
    Aviation Courseware Writer : Computer Training Systems, Inc. : Wichita, KS
    CNC Machinist : TECT Aerospace : Wichita, KS
    CNC Programmer : TECT Aerospace : Wichita, KS
    CNC Programmer : TECT Aerospace : Wichita, KS
    Design Engineer : Top Echelon Network : Kansas City, KS
    Engineering Supervisor : TECT Aerospace : Wellington, KS
    Estimator : Specialists Group LLC, The : Wichita, KS
    Helicopter Pilot : US Army Recruiting Company : Manhattan/Junction City, KS
    Hone Operator : TECT Aerospace : Wichita, KS
    Manufacturing Estimator : Select Search, LLC : Wichita, KS
    Mechanical Engineer : Specialists Group LLC, The : Wichita, KS
    PMEL Technicians / mtc-00001513 : MTC Technologies : Wichita, KS
    Production Planner : TECT Aerospace : Wichita, KS
    Purchasing Manager : Specialists Group LLC, The : Wichita, KS
    Quality Inspector : Specialists Group LLC, The : Wichita, KS
    Senior Aerospace Buyer : Personnel Services, Inc. : Wichita, KS
    Strategic Business Unit Manager : TECT Aerospace : Wichita, KS
    Supply Chain Procurement Agent 4 : Spirit AeroSystems Inc. : Wichita, KS
    Technical//Training Writer : Select Search, LLC : Wichita, KS
    Tool Builder : Personnel Services, Inc. : Wichita, KS

    1. Re:Industry in Kansas by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      But what educated people would want to live there, when they'd have to send their kids to public schools where they'd be taught Creationism?

  304. Re: I don't know about that by koehn · · Score: 1

    Amen to that. I live in the Twin Cities, which as luck would have it is a great place to be in IT. We have 22 of the Fortune 500 headquartered here, and it's pretty easy to make good money if you have solid technical as well as interpersonal skills. I've looked into going coastal, but it's pretty unlikely. Schools here are great, COL is low, and it's easy to get to either coast by plane. The weather is not so great, but oh well.

    Make smart choices in your life, and take ownership of the dumb ones. Me, I live in a big house (probably bigger than I need: not a great choice, but one I can live with). I take the bus to work most days (which helps offset the cost of the house), I keep my energy bills low, don't eat out too often, and sock money away for retirement, education, etc. before thinking of spending it on vacations, et al. On the whole, I'm pretty happy. Not without worries, not without bad days, but that's all part of being alive. When I started learning to focus on the important stuff (for me that's my family) and get the other stuff out of the way as quickly as possible, I became a lot happier.

    One of the things I sometimes worry about is whether or not IT (specifically software engineering) is going to take me to retirement. I've already gone through several major career changes after seventeen years as a professional, and I hope that if software doesn't support me all the way (the market is less interested in s/w engineering), that whatever I end up doing is at least as stimulating. And that my mortgage is paid off first.

    We're all going to end up dead soon, make sure you're enjoying the journey you're on. If not, make a change (that's where this story got started, right?). If you live in the US, you probably have that opportunity; it's one of the reasons it's a great place to live.

  305. Plumbing by b0101101001010000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Go into Plumbing. The work is steady, fulfilling and pays pretty well. You'll be outside, get paid for the hours you work and have great job security...everyone has to flush you know.

  306. could be heaven by tverbeek · · Score: 1

    When I was in my early 30s, I took a break from my IT career and went to art school. Which includes a fair amount of computer usage these days, and even some coding (Flash ActionScript, for example), but also working with wood, charcoals, pencils, oil paint, watercolors, etc. I can't say it was a great "career move", because it certainly hasn't brought me riches or fame or job security, but you'll hear no complaints from me either.

    --
    http://alternatives.rzero.com/
  307. Re:And don't open a comic/games/collectibles store by bensode · · Score: 1

    Kind of like how every damn non-geek dreams of running their own business and having absolutely no idea how to use technology that drives said business...

    --
    "Keep at least 3-6 full bottles of hard alcohol on hand, a 2 week resignation notice,..." - Poetmatt
  308. I started out being completely set on IT too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went through primary and secondary school learning as much about IT as I could. I racked up a lot of little cheesy certifications. But It wasn't till I was out of school with a BS in Information Systems that i realized i don't want to do this kind of job after working all my life focuses on just Computers and IT. So I am now back in school again this time focusing on a dual major in Gen. Physics and Pure Math. My goal is to start doing research and be a professor and I plan on going on for my Masters and Phd. I realized that the money I make dosn't matter as much anymore. I would perfer to help educate and know that maybe some bit of research I do might help make the world better and help us understand just how it all started. I think if you want to get out of IT you could always go back to school depending on what country you in they have programs for people to go back to school and get a degree in something else with the help of Pell grants like I did in the USA. Note you have to be 25 and over for pell grants and it dosn't really matter if you already had a degree already or if this is your first time going to college. Also I started out this second time about going to a community college and i found the edcuation their to be far more hands on that when i went to a typical four year school. Also I saved a boat load of money.

  309. Career advice from The Man in Black by Grabble · · Score: 1

    "Have you ever considered piracy? You'd make an excellent Dread Pirate Roberts."

  310. I changed my environment, not my career. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. 14 years as corporate IT whipping boy. So burned out I practically begged them to fire me. Decided it wasn't IT / Tech I hated, it was the PHB's, the meetings, the regular commute and the sheer stupidity of those that lead. So I downsized myself, started my own little Network / PC repair business. I limit myself to taking on customers with 10 PC's or less. Nice mix of real estate agents, lawyers, art and design companies, a couple financial guys, a *lot* of home users. You know what? The pay is about half where I was but the hours are great. I keep my own schedule, enjoy a phenominal working relationship with my clients and believe me, people are actually grateful to see me and thank me when I fix a simple spyware issue or rescue their kids' photos from a blue screened PC. With a little push I could easily get near what I was making at my last job, but I enjoy all the free time I have now. Pick up the kids from school, weekends free, plenty of time between clients to browse Fry's. It's not for everyone, but you couldn't get me to go back to the corporate world if you offered me double salary at the company of my choosing.

    Happiness is where you find it.

  311. There's Always Options by Cubicle101 · · Score: 1

    I've worked in IT for 12 years or so, I stopped counting. After about 10 I found myself in the same place wanting to change careers out of sheer boredom and lack of challenge. I've been both an artist and a musician for over 20 years in addition to being in IT, and both of those have had their ups and downs, profits and losses. I pursue them now more than ever in light of my being unemployed and having great difficulty finding IT related work where I live.

    /plug

    A long time ago I started a web comic about the people I worked with in IT, and I recently resurrected it. Though it's not bringing me any income, it beats the hell out of IT and I can vent all those years of frustration out into a comic that hopefully makes others laugh as well as see just how much shat one has to put up with when dealing with "people".

    http://www.cubicle101.com/

  312. ...or a merchant sailor by Speedracer1870 · · Score: 1

    If you become a merchant sailor, you can see the world and be paid quite well for it. Another plus to this field is that your coworkers will not look down on you for spending all your money on booze and hookers, mostly because they're doing it right along with you.

  313. I just did it 3 weeks ago... by Greasy+Spoon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After 27 years in the IT field, I too was finally burned out of the IT field. The late nights, the on-call the less-than-bright users, the PHBs and the bullshit of non-technical people making technical decisions...

    It took me a couple of years to finally figure out what my *REAL* passion in life was and I am now pursuing it. I started culinary school, been studying my ass off, but I couldn't be happier!

    I have a wonderfully supportive wife who is keeping us afloat until I can get out of school. Granted, the pay for bakers / pastry chefs is about 1/3 - 1/2 of what I used to make, but when you weigh the cost of being burned out against your sanity, it doesn't matter.

    The only advise I would give you would be to reduce the amount of your outgoing expenditures and find something that you REALLY want to do.

    Like my dad always told me, "...do what you love and the money will follow..."

  314. to school... To Teach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about, it after that many years in the IT business you could get a nice job teaching others the business. And since you say you still like IT you can do some academic research on new ways to make or break it systems. plus YOU GET SUMMERS OFF!!

  315. Law? by darkob · · Score: 1

    I'm in the middle of the process of moving away from the IT career to "something else", as well. Studying law for a change. And has found a coleague of the same age, doing the same, saying "I'd prefer being retired lawyer then being retired IT guy". And since nowadays there's more and more law related issues in IT and the Internet, law was even logical choice for me.

  316. Many clueless about an MBA ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

    Which is exactly why I'm not getting an MBA.

    I used to think that way too. When I was nearing completion of my BS in CS my lab partner and I were chatting. I was trying to decide on a job or an MS, he was going to work for about 5 years and then get an MBA. I looked at him as if he were on crack. I got a job and then got an MS too.

    Many many years later I started working on an MBA. I'm actually thoroughly enjoying it. I'm learning about the other half of the successful company puzzle. Frankly, as a geek I was about as clueless of the business side as suits are clueless about the tech side. To be honest, I feel that I have a more accurate perspective on things now that I can see both sides.

    1. Re:Many clueless about an MBA ... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Many many years later I started working on an MBA. I'm actually thoroughly enjoying it. I'm learning about the other half of the successful company puzzle. Frankly, as a geek I was about as clueless of the business side as suits are clueless about the tech side. To be honest, I feel that I have a more accurate perspective on things now that I can see both sides.

      I'm already in a role that spans both sides, and I'm quite certain that I want to fight to stay as much on the technical side as possible.

      --
      Note to ACs: I usually delete AC replies without reading them. If you want to talk to me, log in.
    2. Re:Many clueless about an MBA ... by AHumbleOpinion · · Score: 1

      I'm already in a role that spans both sides, and I'm quite certain that I want to fight to stay as much on the technical side as possible.

      If that involves management responsibility I think I can understand. Scheduling, budgeting, HR tasks, etc; yeah I don't see those as interesting things and I would rather be involved in the design and implementation of software. FWIW, an MBA program does not really train you for management, it is training you to be an executive, to be a higher level decision maker. That's a bit more interesting. I might be colored by the fact that I am tailoring all my electives towards strategy and marketing.

    3. Re:Many clueless about an MBA ... by swillden · · Score: 1

      It's the high-level decisionmaking that I most dislike. The fundamental problem with executive decisionmaking is that it always has to be done on insufficient information, involving a large element of pure guesswork. As an expert in my field, I'm occasionally asked to provide prognostications for market analyses, and these always end up being little short of wild ass guesses. When I point that out to the MBA types who are asking me the question, their response is "yes, we know, but your guesses are the best we can possibly get, and we have to have some basis for making decisions".

      I can't fault their logic -- decisions must be made so you just have to do the best you can -- but obviously *all* of the experts they consult are doing the same sort of guessing. By the time the final results are compiled and laid before the decisionmakers, the result isn't much different from flipping a coin. I can make those sorts of decisions if I have to, but they're gutwrenching, and I just couldn't do that all the time. I suppose I just lack the requisite arrogance :)

      I know I wouldn't like being an executive, and as you said, managerial stuff is pretty boring. Plus the fact that you rarely get to be an executive without being a manager first. Oh and both managers and executives have to deal with people waaayyy too much.

      --
      Note to ACs: I usually delete AC replies without reading them. If you want to talk to me, log in.
  317. Make Sure First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quit my job as a game programmer a few years ago to go into accounting. For some reason I decided to chase a big salary when I was already making plenty and was perfectly happy. I had never been anything but a coder and the culture shock was pretty severe. What I didn't realize is how good the quality of life is in high tech, and how good the people are. After a terrible tax season I quit, contacted my friends in the industry, and I'm on my way back.

    Lessons:

    1) Make sure you don't just need a break, or change of scenery (different employer or focus). My impulse to change careers came at a stressful time, but instead of just taking a break I totally jumped ship. In your new career you will be starting again from square one, and if you go back to IT you'll have lost a lot of seniority.

    2) Don't burn your bridges, you might want back in. (Although I burned my bridges on the way out of the accounting industry and boy was it sweet -- rules are made to be broken.)

    3) Handle your future with care. You're more likely to damage it than anyone else. Happiness and salary are two different things (it's a cliche that you have to live to understand I think). That being said, do what feels right. Especially if you're actually unhappy.

    And you can always invest in rental property or some other simple business. You don't have to work for the man.

  318. I'm in the same position. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    I am in the same position, entering IT in 1989. Yikes, I used to be the young gun. Anyway, I decided to return to school to get my Bachelors degree in a technical related field, with the intention of going into an MBA program. If Managing IT completely turns you off, you can use the MBA to enter into other areas of business.

    Take care.

  319. Re:Best choices: Medical Research and Bioinformati by grolschie · · Score: 1

    What options does one have in bioinformatics, besides academia?

  320. Why is this marked as funny? by SerpentMage · · Score: 0

    Why is this marked as funny. Believe it or not there is a booming job market for lumber jacks and I myself have thought of it once or twice. Think about it, you are out in the open all the time, breathing in mother nature pure and doing physical labor. And for the hard work you have machines. It does not sound that bad.

    --

    "You can't make a race horse of a pig"
    "No," said Samuel, "but you can make very fast pig"
    1. Re:Why is this marked as funny? by teflaime · · Score: 2

      Sorry. I've been a lumberjack. It's a miserable fucking job with long hours, no life, and not very good pay for the risks. And you don't get to bathe enough.

    2. Re:Why is this marked as funny? by charlieman · · Score: 2, Funny

      So it would be like doing IT again.

    3. Re:Why is this marked as funny? by LandKurt · · Score: 1

      It's probably modded as funny by those who catch it as a Monty Python reference.

      Surely you've heard Monty Python's lumberjack song? There is also a skit where an office worker, probably an accountant, talks about wanting to be a lion tamer, but is completely unprepared for the reality of facing an actual lion.

      There is comedy inherent in office workers who dream of exciting occupations they are totally unsuited for. Computer programers didn't really exist when Monty Python was writing their comedy skits. Otherwise maybe they wouldn't have picked on accountants so much.

    4. Re:Why is this marked as funny? by blitz487 · · Score: 1
  321. Only one way to after a successfull IT career by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    RockStar!

  322. Citigroup does that to people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never mind, if you weren't one of the 17,000 shown the door this time you'll probably be in the next round :-)

  323. Re:And don't open a comic/games/collectibles store by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    In short, you're saying it is the Worst. Idea. Ever?

    --
    Beware: In C++, your friends can see your privates!
  324. city dwellers... by tleps · · Score: 1

    Met the fleeing Californians did ya? They've truly made a mess of things were I live. Most of us natives whish they'd go home... can't wait to get out of here actually, there's no sign of their migration ever stopping in these parts.

  325. user support! by __aalwyc6372 · · Score: 1

    of course, what else? it got absolutely nothing to do with IT whatsoever, even though, you have to know your stuff, to get the job itself.

  326. Perhaps Development Work is for you by felixdzerzhinsky · · Score: 1

    http://www.reliefweb.int/ See Professional Resources > Jobs

    But you might want to read this page first:

    http://ngosecurity.googlepages.com/

    --
    "Flags are bits of colored cloth that governments use first to shrink-wrap people's brains..."
  327. lolly pop man by bigtreeman · · Score: 1

    Well I've moved to traffic control - you know - a lolly pop man.
    Pay is ok, hours are fairly long but can be organised around your life.
    Not much hard work - we're paid to watch other people work.

    Shuts people up when you get asked what you do at a party.
    No more - can you help with this computer problem, just shrug
    and say you don't any more.

    Do work with free software, free support - just for fun for friends.

    --
    Go well
  328. Inheritence + Farm = debt... by tleps · · Score: 1

    "He doesn't likely need to pay a mortgage -- He probably inherited the farm."

    As someone whose family just did inherit a farm I can tell you yes, we don't have a mortgage. But you don't even want to think about how much we had to pay in that lovely "inheritance tax" to keep it in the family. I know quite a few people - in fact 99% of the people I know, who couldn't have paid the taxes without selling the farm or getting a mortgage. Farmers get ripped in more ways then you can count. The mega corporations make all the money - it is the economy of scale... and "Mega Corps." don't have to pay inheritance taxes...

    If you had any real clue about how much it COSTS to run a farm you wouldn't consider the million $ cut off on inheritance taxes to be very much at all. Having it is nice. Having enough to work it is a slightly taller order, and one they rarely leave the farmers family with after the taxes are paid. It's actually quite a lot of why "mega" corporations are buying them all. The families can't afford to keep them.

    And tractor tires cost more then my car, and a new combine costs more then our house. So don't kid yourself about the costs they incur. And that cash better be in the bank, unless you just like being in debt forever.

    And we grow wheat - but I can't remember ever not having to go to the store to buy it when we want to bake. It just doesn't come out of the field in a very usable form.

  329. My way by jandersen · · Score: 2

    I have been having the same sort of thoughts, after >25 years in this line of work. I think the first thing to work out is what do you really want to do in your future? I don't think I will ever want to fully retire, but I can see that I will soon no longer be attractive for most employers, so I will have to find something else. These have been my considerations:

    - I like: to use my hands, construct things, solve problems. Growing things, like in gardening etc (I'm an esxpert orchid grower). Playing music.
    - I'm good at: Programming. Managing systems. Solving problems. Teaching. I am very good with children and animals.

    At my age the expected thing is to go into management, so I am now systems manager - I like the challenges involved; so I could stay with the company for a while and learn as much about managing as possible. I could possibly go higher in the organisation, but I could also start my own business in a few years' time. If I do, this is a couple of things I will do:

    - set up telephone numbers in the areas I want to be reachable from, probably with Skype. Customers don't want to call somebody overseas; but I would like to live in China where prices are much lower. This way I could still charge prices typical or a little lower than what is normal for the US or Europe, but my expenses would be low.

    - become an expert in something that is easy to deliver electronically. I'd go for web applications, I think. Some sort of international trade might be a good option.

    If you don't want to move abroad, you could still settle in an area that is beautiful, but a bit remote, where house prices are low, but where you can still have a fast new connection; then ply your trade from there. If you're a good amateur musician and have had some success, you could record your own music and sell that (though I personally wouldn't bet on the financial success). I think the most important point is that whatever you do, it must be something that you can enjoy doing a lot, because it will be hard work; either because you don't have much success and have to work long hours to make ends meet, or because you have a lot of success and have to work long hours to meet demands - there's such a thing as getting mugged by success.

  330. My plan ... by DrHyde · · Score: 2

    ... is to, in about five years, sell my flat in London, buy a house for half the price Oop North with no mortgage, and go back to working on the buses. Unfortunately, this was also my plan five years ago.

  331. Postman by whyloginwhysubscribe · · Score: 1

    It's better than walking the streets...

  332. Nyet. To Bangalore. Where the work went. by SAABMaven · · Score: 1

    I'm working nights on my MBA. No need to go down, along with the ship.

  333. Depends on your interests, aptitudes and goals. by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

    After 15 years in IT, going from entry-level code/design monkey to high-middle/lower-upper management, I was done. I loved the problem solving, I loved keeping up with new ideas/tech/trends, but I was really really REALLY just not feeling any sort of real fulfillment from the work. I got a lot of people contact, but, come on - it was with techies and so it was kinda cold. I was productive, but I didn't really feel like I made a difference in the world.

    I decided to talk to a "career psychologist" - I know the kinds of things I'm interested in and have a rough idea of my aptitudes, but I wanted to get a more objective perspective and fresher ideas. The two strongest fits were education and counselling. I've taught before, and enjoyed it - never really thought of it as a career for me, more of a sideline. I'm the "go to girl" amongst my circle of friends for discussing problems, life in general, etc. - so counselling wasn't a bad idea, either.

    Anyway, long story short, I went back to school and am now in progress towards a PsyD (the clinical psychologist version of a PhD), helping to teach classes, working in a counselling center and loving every minute of it. I get to work on REAL problems, I get to be challenged by a constantly evolving field, I get to feel like I make a difference. And the money won't be bad either, eventually.

    That's what worked for me. I'd definitely recommend talking to a career psychologist - I mean, they can't just give you tests and say "This is what you will enjoy and be good at" but they can maybe help you explore your interests, aptitudes, find things that maybe you hadn't really considered or thought about before.

    Good luck!

    --
    Since I can't tell them apart, I treat all ACs as the same person.
  334. There can only be one possible answer to this: by vorlich · · Score: 1

    Snowboarding in the Alps.

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    Posts, MyBio or Sig, may contain satire, sarcasm, bolded nouns be sardonic or even witty & be Church of SD
  335. Where to Go After a Lifetime in IT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said that you are working for a large company, so what opportunities do they offer? I was in IT for 12 years and was able to make a career change in the same company. We have a Lean/Six Sigma program that offers training and job changes. I was able to make the transition while staying with the same company, no loss of benefits and a consistant check, they even paid for the training.

  336. where to go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go back to small companies and do IT there. Large companies love to pigeonhole people. And large companies tend to have sterile, boring, mind-numbing environments. The small companies are where the more exciting, mind-stretching work is.

    Or do what I've done: buy piles of books and learn tons of interesting stuff. Virtually everything I've every decided to read a book about has come back to help me at some point.

  337. How about consulting? by xot · · Score: 1

    A good Idea would be to get a 1 year MBA degree and get into consulting. That way you don't waste too much time and money studying and you get into a challenging, fun and different career. And you can still get some of the IT projects!

    --
    Lord of the Binges.
  338. Bus Conductor .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    There's a chap who used to maintain Supercomputers at a top Uni who is now doing Bus Conductor out of some London station. Not much reward for a lifetime hacking at the coalface.

    You see IT isn't considered a real job by the suits else you would have got promoted into management by now. The same with trying to change fields, they don't consider the skills required to maintain an IT dept as applicable to the real world. You see, if they don't understand it, it must be easy.

    Now you'll have to excuse while I go upstairs and my manager reads me out loud, an interesting article out of PC world.

    --
    davecb5620@gmail.com
  339. Watch office space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get the movie office space and try some of the things in it (none of the criminal bits), or be creative with it, gut fish on your desk, say strange things in meetings, just do whatever you feel like and wait for the payout or promotion.

    good luck

  340. I switched to porn! by fabent · · Score: 1

    I've spent just a little bit less than the poster in IT and really wanted a change. I'd spent the last decade building the technical side of websites for people that really had no idea what they were doing but I'd never actually built my own site.

    My site isn't really a porn site at all, it's adult social networking which means that I don't need to bother creating any content, it's been created for my by the users. All you really need to do is put together a structure that doesn't stink too much and let the users get on with it. Of course there are thousands of adult/couples sites but virtually all of them charge subscriptions but I've had experience in an open source company so I used some of the same ideas (building a community, not charging fees but making money from advertising, etc).

    Answering the question directly I think there's a lot of other websites that you could build and you could probably just do it in your spare time until it starts earning for you. I've probably got about another 6 months to go before I'll be able to quit my day job, currently my website income is about half my salary. But qute apart from the money it's just been really satisfying to do.

  341. IT requires the full dedicated lifestyle! by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1
    Sorry for the long "rant" but there is more to do in my opinion, so let me first introduce how I see IT in my eyes ...

    I'm already in IT for more than 15 years now; started with computers around my 13th, had my first at my 15th; the interest started by opening a VIC20 computer, programming in all sorts of uber-caveman-languages from Basic (with 3.5KiB of internal usable memory) to Assembler to Borland Pascal and now to Perl. In the meantime I have been spicing up my education by reading books, following the hardware business with PC's starting since the Amstrad PC 1512 with 4 real gray tones! yay!

    It has been an evolution, I am a walking library of knowledge, computer has always been my passion, letting it work. Where everyone else would say a computer was something with illogical ways I found the computerworld always "quite" logical. I've seen the rise of Microsoft; have been in the OS/2 support group for a while; like duh, anyone with a clear mind would agree with me to choose the latter; did some development too there, I've had lots of hardware to work with even MicroVAX (VAXservers), SGI O2's, still got 5 SGI Indy's here don't know even what to do with them because they look too nice to throw away ;) ...

    The one tide brought me to the other island; I've been studying electricity and electronics and school since I was young, PLC is a rather fascinating course, for sure when you are the one creating the first year in school; It has tought me logic, which brought me further into networking..

    Next to (graphical) programming there was also another passion ... Connecting stuff! Already since I've had my 5th PC I was running DOS, Windows and OS/2 in network through 10Base-T; the evil network which has shocked me many times; this together with a 1200 baud modem. It has brought and tought me Lantastic through a store nearby my elders place; I helped them installing their network while they helped me learning Lantastic; I liked that software so much.. Frontdoor and Remote Access where getting the 6th PC while the 7th PC was getting the Lantastic fileserver. I started getting in touch with Funet.fi's Internet; the world has opened up to me ... It was still that time when the Internet felt still "secure" if you know what I mean ...

    I've been taking my IT field always very serious and started making programs while schooltime, some programs where of benefit to the school and some I wrote and distributed through Fidonet. No-one at school ever found out. That was the time when they called me a nerd; I knew better;) I could whistle my handshakes (for a second) and proudly had my first ZyXEL U-1496 19k2 (with lcd - still working) this after a year of development. I knew the term phreaking, blue, black and diverse of other colored boxes; more systems around the globe where getting penetrated through dial-up and bbs; my interests grew in that direction how such defacements where taking place and started to know a lot about security. I got attached to linux starting at the early 1 versions and am pretty glad for that; this probably because of my earlier unix background with BSD and SCO (NO TOMATOES !!) The nerdyness has completely vanished with exceptions to the gadgets around my house which are .. to most .. heh .. typically to someone who works in IT; I guess there will be never a way to hide my true nature ...

    Currently I am running my own company together with my business partner, the company is running on linux and bsd; together with my knowledge through the years; There are lots of indifferences inbetween "us" because I am very technical and I know what I'm talking about and my business partner is very money oriented and not so experienced in technical choices. This gives often fire and ice together. It causes burnouts and headaches (if not only by bouncing against the walls with it).

    Moral of the story

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    --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  342. Dive Master! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dream of retiring from the IT industry to work as a dive master at one of the many SCUBA shops in the Caribbean or Thailand or anywhere else warm and exotic.

  343. After all the politics of IT, I went into POLITICS by grgcombs · · Score: 1

    After getting laid off three times in a year due to downsizing or "bad attitudes" (I'll show them a bad attitude, stupid work monkeys!) I opted to go back to school in politics. I'm now wrapping up my PhD in political science. The appeal of running for office is very strong, now more than ever. Outside of that, I'm planning on teaching.

    As far as IT and lay-offs, you know the old sayings about the tallest blade of grass is the first to be cut and the squeekiest wheel gets the grease? I think their problem with me was usually the smelliest turd in your leather lounge chair gets shoveled out with zeal.

    Happt job hunting, to all!

    g

  344. Happit ... by grgcombs · · Score: 1

    Happit, for those who don't know is one less than happy. So, I don't wish you happiness in your job hunting, but just a little less. Sort of like, "not proud, not shame, but less shame".

    g

  345. Columbus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Typical houses in Columbus OH:

    700k = 3000 sq ft pretty old house with top suburb schools

    350k = 3000 sq ft cardboard house in exurb

    270k = 1200 sq ft old house with top suburb schools

    220k = 1500 sq ft exurbs cardboard house

    150k = 1200 sq ft fixer upper in bad schools

    50k = 700 sq ft cottage house in bad schools and gang

    And, the best neighborhoods and best school districts are still going up in price. The median neighborhoods and schools have houses going down in price. The rich indeed are getting richer....

  346. 12 years as a SysAdmin by ChozSun · · Score: 1

    Time to do something different.

    I am building my portfolio in order to become a Creative.

    Wish me luck.

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    ChozSun
    ChozSun.com
  347. new life in IT by capn_nemo · · Score: 1

    For my part, I decided to keep my IT skills, but use them differently. I've been working in the not-for-profit sector for some time, and as the name implies, there's not much money in it (relative to what some for-profits might pay). However, there are three factors that make it worth it for me.

    1) The first is that I'm working on software that helps organizations whose cause I believe in. I don't want to get all preachy, but it's worth considering whether your issue is with your job per se, or just what it is you actually get to accomplish.

    2) Working particularly for smaller organizations, my work tends to be about "the big picture", which is more interesting (at least for me). By that I mean, if you're working for a major institution, chances are you share your work with dozens, or hundreds, nay thousands of other workers, can can be the proverbial "cog in the machine." Working for a smaller company, you get the chance to be involved in all levels of a project. Moreover, by being a project lead, you can shape what the application is, what kinds of technology get to be considered. While your guidelines may be fixed and firm in a financial institution, doing pro bono or discounted work usually means you have more latitude to try new things.

    3) For my part, I do NFP work at a discount. Partly, this is to help them, of course, but it has a fringe benefit. By giving them a deal, I have greater power to decide when, how, and on what I will work. They're happy to get my skillset, and I'm happy to work in my own way.

    So, a major thread in all this is getting to do what you want to do, not doing what you're told to do. Having more creative input and control might be what you're really after. But it's worth considering whether what you're working on matters to you, and whether choosing something else that definitely does might be a legitimate solution to your problem. Think of it as a sort of paid retirement - your own boss, your own hours, bad pay, but being paid to do what you want, when you want.

    $.02

    Neil Verplank

  348. dumbass? by misanthrope101 · · Score: 1
    I never said I slacked off. And the overtime issue was from a previous employer, during a time when I was an hourly employee. I could have reported them, in which case I would have no doubt been fired for some (I'm sure) completely unrelated reason.

    It's interesting that you impugn my character so readily, knowing so little about my work habits. I am regularly commended for the hard work I do. The difference here is that you evaluate me on what I have written, whereas my employer evaluates me on my actions. They don't care what I think as long as I produce, which I do. My loyalties lie where they do because I view my job as a fee-for-service arrangement, and since I like my paycheck, I give good value for money. But my job is a paycheck, not my life. It's a way to buy toys, pay the rent, and so on, and little more. Similarly, my employers don't lie awake at night worrying about my self-actualization or spiritual fulfillment--they view our relationship just as commercially and pragmatically as I do.

    I'm sure judging people by words and not actions ingratiates you with the kissasses. Yeah, I know, I know, you don't tolerate kissasses, which would no doubt come as a surprize to the kissasses you've worked with. If you pay more attention to what people say about their beliefs and motivations than you do to their actions, then you are susceptible to kissasses. Don't be annoyed--most people are suckers for that. But keep thinking you can assess my actions by my loyalties. I guess the fact that I was pointing out that I was mirroring my loyalties on my employers' just sort of escaped you, since you didn't impugn their characters.

  349. Change Countries, not your job by glamb · · Score: 1

    How about staying in IT and changing countries?

    A background in IT can open doors to work in pretty much every country. There are companies willing to sponsor your work visa if you contract through them (I use http://www.myitg.com/)

    Base yourself in London and spend your time seeing Europe (what I am doing for a couple of years.)

    Move to Australia or France and discover how life should be lived!

    You will be amazed how your perspective on live can change by seeing other places and cultures. Take yourself out of the American 'bubble'.

  350. What to do..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To paraphrase Paul Newman in "The Color of Money", if you are good at something, the best at something, then money is easy. Everyone has something they like to do, all you need to do (if money is an issue) is to get paid to do it. Like to fish? Get a job or start a company that charters fishing trips on your favorite waters. Consult - experience is worth it's weight in gold. An engineer? Design something outside your field. Being an under-30 Network Administrator in today's tech market is a blank check for me personally, and I'm capitalizing on it. When it's time to hang up the spikes, you bet your ass I'll be doing something I like, for money or not, but I won't be explaining PEBKAC, ID-10-T or DEU (dumb end user) to anyone else.

  351. Don't leave IT, just leave Finance by niki9 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had the exact same experience about 7 years ago. After 2 years as a lead developer at a very large financial institution, I had convinced myself that I was sick of IT and made a career change. After 3 months as a science teacher, I realized it wasn't IT I was sick of, it was the company I was working for. I got back intot he IT field at a small, fun company and couldn't have been happier. I've moved around since, but stayed in the field with the knowledge that I really do love information technology as long as I'm in an open, creative environment where I can really enjoy it.

    You may very well be sick of IT altogether, but before embarking on a total career change you may want to take a stab at just working for a company with a different corporate culture to see if that's really what you want.

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    "Someone's gotta have some damn perspective around here!" -- Commander Susan Ivonova, Babylon 5
    1. Re:Don't leave IT, just leave Finance by freaker_TuC · · Score: 1

      That's more or less what I mean with my post earlier ; it might be not the job itself but the environment (or some people) which are sickening the spirit ...

      Ignorance is in most companies the easiest way to be cheaper ;)

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      --- I am known for the ones who want to find me on the net. Is that a privacy risk or a privilege? One might wonder..
  352. Stupid question... by BarnabyWilde · · Score: 1

    ...do whatever YOU like. Why ask for ideas/permission/approval?

  353. Financial Planning by Zardog · · Score: 1

    Learn everything you can about how to save, invest and optimize the money you do have. This is a skill which is very similar to the optimizing you do in software to create the best overall design. No matter what career you end up in, having the ability to understand the best ways to invest will supplement and someday replace your current career. Learn economics and how markets work. Learn about real-estate, learn about stocks and bonds, learn about options or commodities. Learn how to manage risk.

    Once you have a good handle on your own finances, branch out and help others organize theirs. You would be amazed at how many people can make 100k a year, spend 110k, and have very little to show for it.

  354. Seems you need some couching by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    Check Steve Jobs' speech at Stanford

  355. We may be colleagues! Same boat here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The company is not bad, hang on there.

    I forget about the inconveniences of work when I can jet off anywhere in the world on my holidays, buy most things I want (within reason) and help others with what I earn.

    I found more bearable the daily grind when I stopped trying to be a hero (i.e. working from 9:00 to 17:00, no exceptions) and got more involved in my favourtie hobbies (travelling, classical music, chess, volunteering, running, etc). All of the sudden I found myself fitting my job around my outside commitments, no the other way around. Mileage may vary, but you may be able to do this (specially nowadays that companies recognize the value of flexible working).

    Maybe what you need is to downsize the importance of work in your life, after all with so much experience, you are no longr in a junior position and you can get your job done more efficently.

    Gathering all that experitse is not easy, milk it for all what is worth. Starting from scratch doing something else may sound appealing, but you have a huge handicap against you....

  356. Change for the better by lrpd · · Score: 1

    I had a thirty-year career in the IT field, starting in 1966, when we used punched cards for the compiler. I walked away from it in 1996, and never looked back. The changes included becoming involved in a spiritual organization, volunteering my time and skills there, traveling, meditating, and now, writing a children's book and volunteering for environmental organizations. If you are willing to step out of the stream, there is an entire ocean waiting for you. Good luck.

  357. Get police bomb squad training by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Your previous IT training helps you with the planning mindset needed, and the job will probably be lower stress.

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    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  358. Re:Waaah!!! by Rycross · · Score: 1

    Ah, the problem is that most places seem to require a high degree of fluency in Japanese, and its pretty damn hard to become fluent while living in America.

    My options seem to be going back to college and getting into an exchange program, or English teaching.

  359. I was in your situation recently by talmage · · Score: 1

    Like you, I've been in a computer related field for 20 or more years. I've worked in academic computing, in startups, as a free-lancer, and most recently as a researcher for the military-industrial complex. It's all been satisfying for the most part but I started to feel burnt out. My burn out came from a number of things, not just from work. Once I realized that, I learned to change some of my environment and some of my behaviors that were hurting me. I kept my job and I'm happy about that.

    One of the best things I did recently was to promise myself that I'd make my photography hobby pay for itself. Since June 2006, I've had work in four shows. I sold a photo in one show and had a nibble in another. I bought a ledger book and am keeping track of my photography expenses and income. So far, I'm in the red. However, the reaction to my new series of photos is encouraging and if I sell five or six prints I'll recoup the cost of the medium format camera I bought to do the series. I feel confident that I'll be able to show more of them and sell some and eventually have a show of the entire series. I don't know if or when I'll switch to photography full time. I think I'd like to.

    My advice to you is to look at your whole life and change what's not satisfying, not just your work. Get help with that if you don't have the skills to do it by yourself. If you have a hobby through which you can make money, try it. Maybe you'll be able to switch to it full time.

  360. Tips to Identify by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I quit being a code-monkey, became a Paralegal, went to Law School, became a Tech Attorney. Make more, work less, and love every moment.

    My tips?

        Be honest about why you are quitting. Your boss might understand and might be willing to shift you to a suitable career or help you with new contacts.

        Identify why you are wanting out: burnout? want to work with people? want to stop working with people? want a change of pace? bored?

        Identify what you like to do: work with people? be alone? play with tech? play games? movies? porn? eat? play music? dance? sleep? what blogs do you regularly read? what topics do you like?

        Invert why you want out, combine it with what you want to do, seek a career that satisfies both and potentially uses some of your old skills. Get new training or go back to school if you need too. Sell yourself. Use your contacts, even acquaintances!

        Enjoy your new career.

        Or, failing all else, do what I almost did. I said, "If I do not make it or do not get into law school, I am going on my walkabout." I was ready to finalize all of my bills, grab $1000, forward all my mail to a friend or family member, get out of my homeland as fast as possible, and walk between countries from there. I planned to do this for at least one year, if not more - and to take my wife with me. Unfortunately, I got a job, found a new career, and enjoy what I do now. On the other hand, the walkabout is still there for when I need it. It was a good motivator to have something to do if what I am trying to do does not work out.

    -M

  361. Make a 90 degree turn by DaveTheLorax · · Score: 1

    I also spent 20 years in IT and after the downturn a few years ago I decided to make a radical change. I was able to find an IT job at a University and have used that proximity to begin retooling for the next career. I'm now working on a doctorate in education. I could have chosen anything that the university teaches but have always wanted to be involved in higher education.

    There are two things to learn from this. First, look for a job somewhere that has other fields that you'd like to explore. Second, go to work somewhere that is friendly to education and retool. Fortunately, my employer satisfies both of these ideas.

    Remember, after 20 years of work, you probably still have another 20 years to go. A second (third?) degree makes sense for changing jobs.

    Good luck with it.

  362. Re:Best choices: Medical Research and Bioinformati by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    well, academia is the most fun, but you can work for for-profit medical research and biotech firms as well, like Amgen and so on.

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  363. Where to go by sglines · · Score: 1

    Over the years I've found myself migrating from coding to sys admin to tech writing to marketing writing. When the lights finally went out on my IT career and I found myself to old and to expensive for anyone to hire I turned to PR writing and have never looked back. I earn my keep writing business plans in English for Web 3.0 types who are stuck in jargon hell. It's more run than I've ever had and I keep current.

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    www.industrialmyth.com - legends, myths & fairy tales for the high tech trade.

  364. Re: I don't know about that by Judg3 · · Score: 1

    So very try, I'll second that - I'm in Minneapolis here, and it's almost impossible to NOT work. A simple drop of my resume on Dice and recruiters are literally beating my door down for contract work. I'm making 6 figures, doing what I want, and have plenty of money to burn - I love it here!

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    Looking for hardware (Currently need: Large Etch-a-Sketch) Have one? See my journal!
  365. think about other people that poor by vuong · · Score: 1

    with your skills i am sure you can open your own consulting business like i did that will only cost you about $1500 in California. with the business model that i created, eventually you will have more than enought to live and help the poor at the same time. for business model or how it works, visit www.AngelTech.US - wish you well

  366. Any damn place I want. by Geminii · · Score: 1

    Funny thing about working in IT - you learn to spot repeating patterns in data, and match them up to certain results. I got bored one week, and wondered if, amongst the chaotic mess that is the global investment industry, there were any really freakin' obvious patterns that fell out if you filtered the data a little bit. I'm not talking about subtle seventeeth-order pertubations, I'm talking about patterns which would mudwrestle Godzilla in the ruins of Tokyo for the title of "Most Unsubtle". Yep, there were. One year later, I'm still working in IT because I'm not stupid enough to throw a career away on a whim. But I've also made (after tax) an additional five times my annual net salary, for about two days' work. Retirement is most definitely on the cards, and it ain't gonna include punching a clock or chasing up a client ever again. Who'd've thought the best place to apply IT skills would be in a completely different industry?

  367. Re:Waaah!!! by Squalish · · Score: 1

    This is harsh, but welcome to the reason people don't have kids in overdeveloped countries. Particularly 5 of them.

    5 kids per couple is great when you need cheap farm labor and/or half of them won't survive to adulthood. Not so much when you're responsible for them, you need closet space, and you want to retire... ever.

    --
    People in Soviet Russia, however, appear to be afflicted with amusing juxtapositions of the aforementioned situation
  368. From a fellow kiwi by kiwimate · · Score: 1

    Don't know where you are, but I'm living in Pennsylvania. The single most prevalent comment I get when people find out I'm from New Zealand is, "New Zealand? Why on earth did you ever leave that paradise?"