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The Top 21 Tech Flops

PetManimal writes "Whatever happened to Digital Audio Tape? Or Circuit City's DIVX program? Or IBM's PCjr. and the PS/1? Computerworld's list of 21 biggest tech flops is an amusing trip down the memory lane of tech failures. Some are obvious (Apple Newton), while others are obscure (Warner Communications' QUBE). Strangely, Y2K didn't make the list."

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  1. Zune by Toe,+The · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Next on the list... Zune.

    1. Re:Zune by MartinJW · · Score: 1, Funny

      I would want to add another Microsoft flop to the list too: Pasport.

    2. Re:Zune by geekinaseat · · Score: 1

      I would guess it has to have some degree of promise for it to become a flop so I don't think it counts, it's just a... "nothing"

      although apparently they did sell one or possibly two (but i think the first person putting his on ebay doesnt count as an extra sale for Microsoft imho!) so maybe it even counts as a success in Microsoft marketing speak?

  2. What happened to DAT? by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 4, Informative

    Frank Zappa tells all.

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    1. Re:What happened to DAT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frank Zappa said nothing about DAT, you retard.

    2. Re:What happened to DAT? by hicksw · · Score: 1

      Don't DAT tapes suffer the same problems with all spooled magnetic media:

      1) print-through - magnetic patterns drift across adjacent layers of the spool;

      2) cinching, if not kept at constant temperature? thermal-induced expansion causes slack in the middle of a spool, then contraction causes the tapes to fold and form creases that interfere with playback.

      Twenty years ago I was maintaining an engineering inspection data archive on half-inch reels - read-test-rewind every three months, copy to new tape every three years, keep the last two copies. The inspected equipment is still in operation. The archive was only about 30 Gigabytes, so there are many ways it could be stored safely now.
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  3. DAT was a flop? by kinabrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I thought it was still used?

    1. Re:DAT was a flop? by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      I think it is losing to hard disk recorders not that HD capacity is more affordable. Sony has stopped making recorders. However, it was a common thing to have among recording studios. However, it was pitched as a replacement for audio cassette in the consumer space, where it failed utterly. Worse than MiniDisc.

      The article is dead wrong about Philips' involvement. Philips and Matsushita developed the competing DCC, which actually played analog cassettes. DAT has based on videotapes.

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    2. Re:DAT was a flop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As you mention, it failed in the CONSUMER REALM, but not in the professional realm, where it was, and still is, widely used; it's still the de facto standard recording medium alongside the newer A-DAT.

      Sucky article, and even suckier and badly informed author.

    3. Re:DAT was a flop? by lightversusdark · · Score: 5, Informative

      Absolutely, it still sees a lot of use.
      It's still the standard way to take music to a mastering house for cutting, and even in the digital domain when people aren't burning data such as .wavs or .aiffs (many "computerless" DAWs only bounce to Red Book) it obviates all of the jitter and other issues associated with audio CDs as a master for duplication.
      Consider mastering DVD audio with a 48kHz audio sample rate - you can't burn an audio CD at anything except 44.1. And the StellaDAT and some Pioneer decks support 88.2/96k on conventional tapes (use DDS to be sure).
      I haven't even started on DDS drives for archival. DATs aren't going away.

      P.S. The audio world is waiting for the "killer app" that allows you to stream in an audio DAT faster than real-time. DDS drives read up to 8x, and quite a few drives have audio-capable firmware. Remember when you could first rip a CD faster than it took to play? It seems archaic to pay hundreds an hour for mastering and waste the first hour striping in the album in real time. Perhaps the fact that this hasn't been addressed for a niche market with money to burn indicates that DAT is effectively "unsupported" nowadays..

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    4. Re:DAT was a flop? by fyoder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I just bought a DAT deck on ebay. But I probably would not have were it not for the fact that my old DAT deck died and I have material on DAT. I suppose I should have saved it on CD or DVD, but I'm not that confident about the longevity of these mediums. Of course, tape will deteriorate as well. I suppose I should just resign myself to eventual non-existence, both of myself and of the artifacts that mark my being here. Bummer.

      What are you archiving to? Is there a system for transfering digital data to vinyl? Short of carving ones and zeroes into stone, that might be the way to go, provided it were cared for properly. But until such time as I have my digital to vinyl transcriber, I think I'll keep my DAT tapes and try to keep a working deck on hand.

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    5. Re:DAT was a flop? by emjoi_gently · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All over the world, DAT tapes are being inserted into servers for the nightly backup....
      Yeah, but it didn't succeed as a consumer audio product. Good idea, but never caught on.

      Newtons... great devices, a bit ahead of their time. But towards the end of their life, they were starting to get the needed power to be useful. Another generation, and Apple would have gotten there.

      Lisa? Great concept machine. Totally amazed me when I first saw one. But cost too much to sell many. Evolved into a Macintosh.

      OS/2 2.0? A brilliant OS for it's time. It gained a good deal of support. Just not quite enough to survive against the MS beast.

      Dreamcast?

      None of these products were "bad". They were all quite innovative and gained fans, but they just didn't quite crack the economic threshold.

    6. Re:DAT was a flop? by lightversusdark · · Score: 2

      ADAT is dead and buried as a tape format.
      The ADAT protocol that was introduced on the hardware is still the most convenient (and cost-effective) way to pipe multichannel audio around, and will (has already?) outlast the ADAT recording medium.
      DCC has nothing to do with DAT, it was positioned as a competitor for MiniDisc, and lost out basically because you didn't have to rewind MiniDiscs. Fuck all commercial albums were released in either format.

      And while I'm at it, SCMS was basically the precursor of HDCP, as far as I can tell, and was in a large part responsible for the failure of DAT as a consumer format.

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    7. Re:DAT was a flop? by lightversusdark · · Score: 1

      And shit, ADATs are SVHS tapes, DATs are DATs (the same as DDS tapes, except DDS tapes are only cut from the centre of the tape).

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    8. Re:DAT was a flop? by mcpkaaos · · Score: 3, Informative

      Is there a system for transfering digital data to vinyl?

      Sure is!. However, I wouldn't bank on a long lifespan from vinyl you cut yourself. There is a lot more to producing quality vinyl than meets the eye. I looked into doing my own 12" releases in the early 90s when I was big on live remixing (I used to fancy myself a dj at one point). The quality is extremely difficult to maintain without extremely expensive equipment (and proper masters). Still, cutting your own records from something that'll fit on your desk is pretty nice, and you can't beat the sound of fresh vinyl through a good stylus!

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    9. Re:DAT was a flop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, back them up onto dvd.
      DAT tapes don't last forever. You don't even know yours will play on another old DAT machine. They can be finickety. Helical scan with 4mm tape and all that.

      I have no expectations that recordable DVDs will have a longer life span than my DAT tapes, but...
      They are much easier than DAT to make duplicate backups of.
      You don't risk them breaking while you make the copy.

    10. Re:DAT was a flop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Consider mastering DVD audio with a 48kHz audio sample rate...

      DVD audio has a 96kHz sample rate.

    11. Re:DAT was a flop? by trentblase · · Score: 1

      And by "lost out" you basically mean "died faster". It's not like Minidisc hit the jackpot. I had a minidisc deck and loved it... but that was before I knew anything about lossy compression.

    12. Re:DAT was a flop? by trentblase · · Score: 1

      Hard drive. I don't know if there's a DAT-PC interface with error correction out there, but SPDIF should be virtually error free (unfortunately, real-time though). Once it's on your HD (I'd use FLAC), you can do anything with it. And do it fast -- other posters have mentioned that DAT has shelf-life issues.

    13. Re:DAT was a flop? by fyoder · · Score: 1

      That is very cool. Couple it with some sort of modulate/demodulate device and it might do the trick. I wonder how many bytes you could store per 12" vinyl disk.

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    14. Re:DAT was a flop? by lightversusdark · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have to say, I was a big fan of ATRAC. At the time, it was a "trick" to bounce to and from MD with your finished mixes. ATRAC compromises dynamics not unlike FM, and it was a quick test to see "how it sounds on radio".

      But as for being dead - you should drop by a radio station recently - it has become the de facto standard for jingles:
      Fast random access, rewritable and replayable without sonic degradation. Fits the bill very neatly.

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    15. Re:DAT was a flop? by lightversusdark · · Score: 2, Informative

      DVD-A supports up to 96kHz.
      Audio on your video DVD is at 48kHz.
      Just how many commercial DVDs did you buy that have no video on them?

      That's how relevant 96k is to the consumer. And you know what:
      The studio the audio was mastered at did it at 48kHz. Duplicate the data or interpolate the values, there's no benefit.
      Let's talk about bit-depth...

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    16. Re:DAT was a flop? by lightversusdark · · Score: 1

      Before you get excited, check out the cost of the blanks..

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    17. Re:DAT was a flop? by VGPowerlord · · Score: 1

      All over the world, DAT tapes are being inserted into servers for the nightly backup....

      All around the world, CDs are being inserted into movie players to play the latest movie rentals....

      But wait, DDS tapes aren't compatible with DAT players....

      But wait, DVD discs aren't compatible with CD players....
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    18. Re:DAT was a flop? by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      I thought minidisc was doing all right in Japan?

    19. Re:DAT was a flop? by trentblase · · Score: 1

      It's true that saying these technologies are dead is an exaggeration. Hell, even 8-track still has it's adherents. But when something originally slated for wide consumer use ends up in a niche application, I think it's safe to speak of "death". My problem with ATRAC wasn't even 1st generation quality, which was more than adequate for my uses. It was more of the same philosophical issue with data preservation that causes me to store all my music in FLAC, even though I maintain parallel mp3s for other uses. As for radio stations... I'm surprised they don't just use computers. Much easier to simply play a file than to deal with cartridges (of any sort). And jingles should be small enough to fit nicely on a flash drive or email attachment for easy transport.

    20. Re:DAT was a flop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...]it obviates all of the jitter and other issues associated with audio CDs as a master for duplication
      How does jitter, i.e. the imprecision of the time base during A/D or D/A conversion figure into the choice of storage medium for digital reproduction?
    21. Re:DAT was a flop? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      DCC has nothing to do with DAT, it was positioned as a competitor for MiniDisc My understanding was that DCC was designed following DAT's failure in the consumer market, with the intention of being cheaper to produce- DAT required spinning heads because of the bandwidth required by all that data, DCC was able to get away with fixed (i.e. cheaper) heads because it compressed the audio.

      and lost out basically because you didn't have to rewind MiniDiscs. MiniDisc may have been a success in Japan, but elsewhere any victory was (to the best of my knowledge) very much relative. From what I've heard (might be wrong), MiniDisc is pretty much regarded as a failure in North America.

      Here in Western Europe, neither DCC nor MiniDisc were initially successful when they launched in the early-90s. The DCC flopped completely; however, for some reason, MiniDisc enjoyed a period of moderate popularity in Europe during the late-1990s/early-2000s, several years after its launch. Don't know why; maybe the cost came down. It was never massively popular in the way that CDs/LPs/Cassettes were, and it's pretty much been superseded by iPods and other large-capacity MP3 players...

      Anyway, DAT at least sold well as a niche product (and it's only a "niche" relative to the massive consumer market). DCC was never intended as anything other than a consumer product, and failed completely; they should have put that on the list instead of DAT.
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    22. Re:DAT was a flop? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yup most people still use DAT for field recording as the hard drive based recorders dont give the features needed. 48Hkz sample rate, high bit resolution, and a crapload of storage that is easily changed to the next tape to record another 240 minutes easily at highest quality settings.

      Biggest thing missing from the digital recorders, nice set of analog meters and knobs to set your levels manually. Sure you can get the one or two really high end models that give you the ability to manually adjust the levels, but nothing in the $120-$240 range. And DAT meets that perfectly.

      with a DAT recorder and a set of binaural microphones I can get a concert recording that is better than the live album you buy.

      also if you have the right DAT data drive you can pull the audio off perfectly and at 10X.

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    23. Re:DAT was a flop? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's the standard for lower-end or self-produced masters.. because they cannot afford the 'real' equipment. big productions do not use DAT for transferring a 2-track master to a disc presser.

      After the demise of the original reel to reel digital mastering formats, Sony's DASH (Digital Audio Stationary Head), and Mitsubishi's ProDigi, major studios used the Sony PCM-1610 through PCM-1630 processors, which recorded PCM data onto 3/4" (U-Matic) tape using specially modified video decks. After that format died in the 90's, studios went to Sony's PCM-9000 mastering system which masters to a magneto-optical disc, and is still basically the standard today.

      DAT is only used to take into your asshead record company execs so they can play it in their office and decide how they're gonna control your life.

    24. Re:DAT was a flop? by li99sh79 · · Score: 1

      DDS tape up to 90m in length worked perfectly fine in DAT decks.

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    25. Re:DAT was a flop? by br0d · · Score: 1

      Ok I am no major bit nerd here, and I could be wrong about this, but isn't lossless "high-speed dubbing" for DAT not possible at 44.1kHz, due to the Nyquist Frequency? ie, the data is digital but the medium is still analog and increasing the speed of the tape heads causes the Nyquist to drop, causing aliasing?

      Also, I really know noone who sends DAT masters anymore...unless they are a more traditional engineer doing analog recordings through a mixing board. YMMV, but in my world DAT has become irrelevant. Many people still use it due to habit and preference, and that's fine. But I prefer 100% ITB recording, and going out to a DAT requires extra studio real estate and maintenance of yet another studio device, when you could just produce a 48kHz .wav ITB (or 96..or 192, if you're really anal) and then SCP or FTP it to your duplicator or mastering engineer, saving several days and a few cents.

    26. Re:DAT was a flop? by FrostedChaos · · Score: 1

      You can probably fit every piece of music you've ever recorded on to a single 100 GB drive. So do that, and then keep copies of that drive.
      Hard drives fail eventually, but if you have two brains cells that still light up, you're using RAID, so it doesn't matter.

      DVD-Rs and DVD+Rs are flakey and tend to fail catastrophically as a result of a single scratch. CD-Rs are a little bit better, but they don't store much data.

      I don't know anything about this crazy analog gear you are all talking about, but it sounds like a pain in the ass, what with the recording machines that eat tapes, the slow access, and the huge expense of it all.

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  4. Why would Y2K make the list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was a REAL problem despite this revisionist attitude that some now have that it was nothing at all. You know why you get to think that? Because a lot of people spent a LOT of time fixing the problem so it wouldn't be a problem. What you see is a sign of success. Sheesh.

    What next? The polio vaccine was a flop, too?

    1. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by Typoboy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How much was spent? US$8.6 billion by the US Federal Gov't and a lot more elsewhere. An 'industry' that big is hardly a flop. I think the problem is that people want drama, they want something sensational. Potentially Bad Problem Gets Fixed gets old quickly.

    2. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True; but there was also a heck of a lot of hype from clueless consultants. Mostly, it was fiancial systems that were going to be affected and when there is real money on the line, they make damn sure they get fixed. Most non-finacial systems were designed by engineers that were never stupid enough to store two digit dates.

      Clueless consultants were going on about air conditioning switches that don't even care what day of the month it is - they just go five days on, two days off...

    3. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by funkdancer · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's this bullshit with car maintenance. They tell me I have to spend $250 every 6 months, and I do it, and my car STILL doesn't brake down or have any issues. Bloody rip off.

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    4. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      An 'industry' that big is hardly a flop.

            So when is the "next" one - 2037 or something isn't it? Not as "catchy" as y2k though :D

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    5. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by ari_j · · Score: 5, Insightful

      That's not why I complained about the idiotic Y2K bit in the blurb. A flop is a product that is so badly timed, badly designed, badly received, or badly something else that it fails. Y2K isn't a product. It's that simple. The polio vaccine could be a flop (such as if the polio virus were already extinct by the time it was marketed). But y2k can't be a flop any more than "off by one errors" can be. Or maybe I'm wrong. How much did you guys pay to buy your y2ks?

    6. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by FrenchSilk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A lot more than $8B was spent fixing the Y2K mess. Estimates run as high as $1.5 trillion worldwide. It was an enormous problem and the fact that the dire predictions never materialized is a testament to the people who alerted the world to the seriousness of the problem and to the thousands of IT personnel who labored for years to fix the bug and to prevent the worst from becoming reality. Y2K was not a flop by any stretch of the imagination. It was an overwhelming success story.

    7. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I had to fix a 100% genuine Y2K bug. I was doing (among other things) source control admin for a company of perhaps ~80 developers. At Y2K, we were using SCCS for source control. (Later changed to ClearCase, but that is a different story.) I was called in on I think 2 Jan 2000. Some eager developers had returned to work early, and their new checkins were messed up.

      Although we'd updated all the computers to a Y2K-compliant version of the OS (IRIX), on one of the machines the (non-Y2K) SCCS binaries had got there by copying rather than a proper install - so the OS upgrade didn't know they were there, and didn't upgrade them to the Y2K fixed versions.

      End result: I edited the corrupted SCCS files to fix them, and called a sysadmin to fix the binaries. Two people called in, some developer time lost - it probably cost about 10 geek-hours in total. I think I might have got a few hundred dollars extra pay as well - I can't remember now.

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    8. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by SuperQ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The one Y2K thing I had to fix was the voicemail server. We had a nice trusty old OS/2 box that sat in the corner for years doing our voicemail.. everyone freaked out when all the voicemail vanished.. sure enough, the voicemail app thought it was year 19100 and had no idea what to do. I just set the clock back to 1994, and all the voicemail re-appeared. We got the y2k voicemail server patch from our phone vendor (on a single 3.5" floppy) and we could finally set the clock to 2000.

    9. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

      It was a nice little stocktake of our software at the time.
      We had a good deal of old stuff written in the 1970's, so it was useful to go through all that, and decide whether it would still work or should be scrapped. An excuse to say to the 2 remaining users "Sorry, we can't support this program anymore. Upgrade, fer heavens sake."

      It made me think a bit more carefully about dates within code.
      I fixed up a number of "2037" bugs as well.

    10. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by harry666t · · Score: 0

      "How much did you guys pay to buy your y2ks?"

      1900$

    11. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by Wolfger · · Score: 1

      Y2K *could* make the list because the media drastically over-hyped it. It was never going to be anywhere near as bad as they made it out to be, even if no programmer ever fixed a single subroutine.

      Y2K *shouldn't* make the list, because it wasn't a flop: It kept lots of IT folks gainfully employed for quite some time.

    12. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by FiveDollarYoBet · · Score: 1

      I had an older digital camera and all of the pictures I took on New Years show up on the camera as 1/1/1900.

    13. Re:Why would Y2K make the list? by Alomex · · Score: 1

      It was a REAL problem despite this revisionist attitude that some now have that it was nothing at all.

      A friend of mine is a higher up at a central bank. He was in charge of Y2K fixing. The first time they advanced the clocks everything broke. In certain cases the software fix was trivial, in others it took a lot more effort, but if they had done nothing the country would have woken up in January 1st to a non-existent bank system.

  5. Biggest flop? This first post! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the mods will prove it. ;-)

  6. Y2K?? by Yakman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's Y2K got to do with tech flops? While there's no way to know one way or another, it could well be that nothing major happened precisely because people made effort to remediate and test any issues prior to 1/1/2000.

    1. Re:Y2K?? by reemul · · Score: 1

      I was one of those testers fixing an enterprise product for y2k. There were a lot of things that needed corrected, not just the 2 digit year problem. For example, correctly knowing that 2000 was a leap year was a lingering problem. Without a large testing and programming effort lots of software would have crashed. It was a non-issue to the world at large because a bunch of geeks kicked ass fixing the bugs before they blew up.

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    2. Re:Y2K?? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Really? I once wrote a piece of code that used the simplifying assumption that year mod 4 was 0 ==> leap year.

      This was documented in the code, as well as in the design documentation. This was for an embedded system that there was less than a snowball's chance in hell of being around in 2100. I think it's out of service now (and no, it wasn't a bad system. It was one of the unsung well-designed systems used in Gulf War I).

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    3. Re:Y2K?? by azrider · · Score: 1

      Wrong If ((year mod 4 == 0) && (year mod 100 != 0)) then year = leapyear. Many people got burned by the second condition.

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    4. Re:Y2K?? by azrider · · Score: 2, Informative
      Sorry,

      If ((year mod 4 == 0) && (year mod 400 != 0)) then year = leapyear.
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    5. Re:Y2K?? by MrCreosote · · Score: 1

      missed taking 'Reading for comprehension 101'? While you are technically correct, it is overkill for the GP poster's application where the simpler 'year mod 4 == 0' is adequate.

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    6. Re:Y2K?? by azrider · · Score: 1

      Not when you are doing financial calculations. At that point, one calendar day of interest can add up rapidly. If the OP states that the primary rule is X, it is usually worth it to not the exceptions, especially when Y2K came in as one (this was the subject of OP's post).

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    7. Re:Y2K?? by mooingyak · · Score: 2, Informative

      First, neither of your posted calcs are correct:

      year mod 400 == 0 OR (year mod 4 == 0 AND year mod 100 != 0)

      Secondly, the first post you replied to mentioned that his code would definitely NOT be in use by 2100, in which case year mod 4 == 0 works just fine.

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    8. Re:Y2K?? by kinabrew · · Score: 1

      If ( ((year mod 4 == 0) && (year mod 100 != 0)) || (year mod 400 == 0) ) then year = leapyear

      Even more get burned by the third condition.

    9. Re:Y2K?? by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It wasn't worth it to add that case. Yeah, I know the guys in the '50s thought their code wouldn't be around in 2000, but in my case, it was clearly documented in the code and design, and it's a single place.

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    10. Re:Y2K?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flop was that hardware that was capable of using 4 digits for the year were still only using 2 before the fix.

    11. Re:Y2K?? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it have been less work just to use the proper leap year calculation than do all this explaining and comment the code and design?

      I'm all for shortcuts, but only when they save time and work.

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    12. Re:Y2K?? by valkraider · · Score: 1

      But it was an embedded system. Maybe the extra code or overhead from calculations was not worth the ability to say it would work in 2100?

    13. Re:Y2K?? by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      True. Even in the microcontroller world counting bytes is becoming more expensive than simply buying more. I kind of miss the days when you absolutely HAD to write tight, efficient code, but those days are coming to an end.

      Putting an extra comparison would only cost a couple of bytes and a few clock cycles for certain date calculations. I can't see that being a big deal even in 1990.

      I joked about the discussion being more work than doing it right because of the dizzying number of replies. It reminded me of what the meetings must have been like!

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    14. Re:Y2K?? by Tom+Christiansen · · Score: 1

      True. Even in the microcontroller world counting bytes is becoming more
      expensive than simply buying more. I kind of miss the days when you
      absolutely HAD to write tight, efficient code, but those days are coming to
      an end.


      Putting an extra comparison would only cost a couple of bytes and a few
      clock cycles for certain date calculations. I can't see that being a big
      deal even in 1990.

      What's wrong with:

      is_leapyear = year % 4 ? 0 : year % 100 ? 1 : year % 400 ? 0 : 1;
      which through the wonders of right-associativity is really just

      is_leapyear = ((year % 4) ? 0 : ((year % 100) ? 1 : ((year % 400) ? 0 : 1)));
      or with white-space for cognitive grouping:

      is_leapyear =
              year % 4 ? 0 :
              year % 100 ? 1 :
              year % 400 ? 0 : 1;


      Just testing out the ecode tag. :)


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  7. Y2K by ktappe · · Score: 1

    Y2K isn't on the list because it was a bug not a flop. They're not the same thing.

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  8. Dreamcast was not a flop by PoderOmega · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When I think flop, I think something embarrassing that no one bought or appreciated. The Dreamcast was a loser in terms of sales, but not a flop. The article itself says 10 million were sold. In terms of gaming fun I had with the system, it was a huge success.

    1. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      If we are going by that criteria, I guess the Newton was a success too because I sure love mine.

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    2. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      agreed. i love my dreamcast, and while i don't play it as much as i used to i still keep it around.

    3. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by Simon+Garlick · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In terms of "hours played", my Dreamcast is the clear winner in my household console collection. Even today, Soul Calibur is the pinnacle of the 3d fighting-game genre.

    4. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Dreamcast was the last attempt of sega to get into the console market. I believe it did well for the first 10 months it was released but interest declined because of no new content and bad games. I think the only good thing the dreamcast created was competition for ea sports through it's 2k sports releases. I enjoyed the 2k sports series escpecially the nfl 2k, it brought better graphics than madden was a little cheaper in price, until Madden bought the NFL franchise name. It was good while it lasted, so long Dreamcast.

    5. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the same thing when I read the article.

    6. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by Campaigner444 · · Score: 1

      I agree. I still have mine. It had some of the best looking visuals of its generation, brought the arcade game Soul Caliber to the living room, plus it had some great sports games. Sega just realized, halfway through the Dreamcasts life-span, that there was more money for them as a game developer. Had Sega stayed in it for longer sales would have been much better (they still had may systems sitting in their warehouses). Besides, 10.5 Million in sales isn't exactly a bust. There are a MULTITUDE of other game systems I would put on this list long before the Dreamcast. Sega 32x, Game.com, Virtual Boy?

    7. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by Type-E · · Score: 1

      I can't agree more, a flop is a hype that when you bought it, you will punch your nuts afterwards. Dreamcast was a flop for Sega as a business, but certainly not a flop for the owner. I was a happy owner for years. People who complained about dreamcast are the one who didn't even own them.

    8. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      The article itself says 10 million were sold.

      How many of those were sold at clearance for $50 after Sega saw the writing on the wall?

    9. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by evilviper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The article itself says 10 million were sold.

      Yeah, but that was mainly because they were marked down to nearly free for the last 6 months of its life...

      When the PS2 hype was sucking the marrow from Dreamcast, and widespread piracy methods were worked out, they decided to give them away, since they knew no new games were possibly going to appear.

      In terms of gaming fun I had with the system, it was a huge success.

      I'm sure that will make Sega's stock holders feel much better about the ridiculous amounts of money sunk into it.

      Personally, I'd think the Sega Saturn would have qualified as a much bigger flop. It was the Saturn that sent Sega towards the cliff.
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    10. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by PoderOmega · · Score: 1

      Your the second person to bring this up in this thread. Does anyone have any numbers of how many were sold before the price dropped to $50? They sold the on hand ones at $50, they didn't manufacture another 5 million to sell for cheap. I would believe 2 million at most were sold heavily discounted, which would still leave sales at 8 million, which I would still not consider a flop. But I have as much proof as you do, absolutely none.

    11. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by evilviper · · Score: 1

      they didn't manufacture another 5 million to sell for cheap.

      The only problem with that assumption is that they were on sale for MONTHS, not just a week or two to clear a few units out.

      Maybe there were large wherehouses full, or perhaps they had to finish out their contract with the company manufacturing them. Whatever the reason, there were a lot of Dreamcasts going for $50 and less.

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    12. Re:Dreamcast was not a flop by PoderOmega · · Score: 1
      Fine, I'll do the research since you want to argue with no facts.

      1/30/2001: Sega announces end of Dreamcast and reduces price to $99.95 http://www.gamespot.com/news/2680214.html?q=dreamc ast/

      7/25/2001: Rumor of Sega dropping the Dreamcast price to $79.95 http://www.gamespot.com/news/2798088.html?q=dreamc ast/

      The price drop is geared toward moving the remaining inventory of Dreamcast consoles, which at last count amounted to approximately 200,000 units worldwide.
      8/1/2001: $79.95 price drop official http://www.gamespot.com/news/2803850.html?q=dreamc ast

      11/21/2001: Price drops to $49.95 http://www.gamespot.com/news/2826685.html?q=dreamc ast/

      Sega hopes to sell its remaining inventory of Dreamcast consoles, which has now dwindled into the thousands, by the end of the year.

      You never really suggested a number of Dreamcasts that you think were sold at this $50, but when it dropped from $100 to $80 they were already down to 200k. However, I could not find the number of Dreamcast sales at the time of the 1/30/2001 announcement. So you may be correct many were sold at a reduced price, it was at $100, and not $50. But neither still have any facts on hold many were sold at $100 either.
  9. DRM Killed DAT by Black-Man · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The early DAT decks... I know... I own a Panasonic SV3700 which I paid close to $1800 for back in the day... had a "copy protection" scheme SCMS where you were limited copying (digital copy) using the SPDIF I/O at 44.1KHz. So... it basically killed the market for a cheap (mass produced) consumer model, so you had to pay outragous $$ for the Pro version. All studios mastered onto DAT, so you again were forced to buy one. You could use the pro I/O without the copy protection and there actually was a DIP switch on the SV3700 where you could defeat the SCMS. I think it was the only one who had that "feature".

    DAT is dead... good.

    1. Re:DRM Killed DAT by AshtangiMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      DATs strength was field recording . . . live concert recordings. Better than tape and minidisc. But for listening purposes, it was best to create CDs. That way you get direct access and reliability. I've not experienced it directly, but hear that dat suffers from shelf life issues . . . happily my library is intact. I believe that these issues must arise from usage rather than simply age. At the end all of the Dead tapers had transitioned to DAT, and the early mixing board bootlegs were also being traded as DAT (from the original reel tapes, not dubbed from cassettes). The SCMS could be switched off on the TASCAM decks, I don't know about the Panasonic models.

    2. Re:DRM Killed DAT by gobbo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      DATs strength was field recording . . . I've not experienced it directly, but hear that dat suffers from shelf life issues . . .

      Yes, I have some DAT tapes here that I'm anxious about, as I haven't converted them and me and my pals have all moved on to other tech.

      One of DAT's more notorious flaws was its sensitivity to head alignment, so that a tape recorded on one deck wouldn't play on another, sometimes it was sheer voodoo: blood, feathers, dancing cables and hauling decks around.

      While the portable Tascams were sweet machines for field recording, they were bulky and $2800 CDN. The next step down in price was $1000 and had no XLR inputs. As far as I'm concerned, we're in an in-between phase: the right replacement for DAT hasn't come along yet, and I just use MiniDV cameras when I need to record in the field. It's a drag, audio should be so much easier than video.

    3. Re:DRM Killed DAT by afidel · · Score: 1

      Use a subnotebook with a USB audio card with XLR inputs, considerably cheaper than $2800 CDN and much more flexible. You can even do the postproduction on the same subnotebook.

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    4. Re:DRM Killed DAT by Jeffrey+Baker · · Score: 1

      This was a very early attempt at DRM and it carried the force of law owing to the Digital Home Recording Act or some such claptrap. Fortunately it's completely trivial to remove the SCMS with less than $10 worth of parts. Simply hard-wire a CS8416 or a similar part to set the pro/consumer flag to pro, allowing unlimited serial copies.

    5. Re:DRM Killed DAT by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, we're in an in-between phase: the right replacement for DAT hasn't come along yet


      Actually, tapers have moved to flash based recorders. The Edirol R-09 is an amazing unit for live taping... many more flash memory units coming as well...
    6. Re:DRM Killed DAT by Cylix · · Score: 1

      The problem with PC audio devices...

      They can have issues. Resources can get chewed up and bits lost.

      Though I've not had a USB sound card. I do have to wonder about bandwidth allocation and other system issues that can interrupt audio. Basically speaking, there are a wealth of issues that can go wrong and input a chirp.Sure, it doesn't have to happen all of the time, but once is just enough to ruin a field recording.

      I suppose I'm just a sucker for special purpose devices myself.

      Hell, I'm so paranoid I run two decks just for the clean footage in mobile setups. It has saved my ass in post far too many times.

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    7. Re:DRM Killed DAT by afidel · · Score: 2, Informative

      USB2->48MB/s
      44.1 16bit PCM->.172MB/s
      The problem with USB is jitter, but that's not so much a problem for recording as it is for playback because jitter on the digital signal on its way to the HDD for storage doesn't matter, it's going from storage to DAC's where it's an issue. The solution is to get a firewire or cardbus based solution, they just cost about twice as much, but still way less than a Pro DAT recorder =)

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    8. Re:DRM Killed DAT by fgodfrey · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Much as I prefer special purpose devices, the good news about digital audio is that it doesn't take all that much in the way of resources to commit it to disk. Using two Motu 828 mk1's (18 analog and digital channels to Firewire ) and a Creamware A16 (feeds 16 channels of analog to the Motu's), I was able to record 32 tracks at once for over two hours and repeated that process for several nights. I was using Apple's Logic Pro and a relatively slow 800MHz iBook G4. I was recording 44.1kHz at 16 bits.


      The key to not having skips or dropouts is to make sure that the computer is not doing any processing of the audio as it's recording. Also, I can't speak for Windows, but at least MacOS X and Linux are pretty good about being able to put the non-recording tasks into the background.

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    9. Re:DRM Killed DAT by SuperQ · · Score: 2, Informative

      What jitter? the D/A A/D is all done on the usb device. USB is a packet bus just like firewire. The only reason firewire is more expensive is because the mac users still pay a premium price for the stuff.

      Digital jitter only happens when your signal is traveling over a embedded clock signal like S/PDIF.

    10. Re:DRM Killed DAT by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but only in the last couple of years. DAT was popular for recordings for the better part of a couple of decades before that happened. It is hardly a flop by any stretch of the imagination. It just was never popular in consumer circles because of SCMS.

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    11. Re:DRM Killed DAT by gobbo · · Score: 1

      Actually, tapers have moved to flash based recorders. The Edirol R-09 is an amazing unit for live taping... many more flash memory units coming as well...

      Sure, if you are happy with the jacks and the preamp (many serious recordists bypass the R-09 noisy preamps). We aren't much better off than we were with DAT. The Korg 1-bit recorders look and sound good, but the price is pretty much where DAT recorders were, without the DRM excuse, and the MR1 has 1/8" jacks too. Prosumer flash recorders haven't matured yet.

    12. Re:DRM Killed DAT by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I did some pretty decent field recordings with a Sony minidisc recorder, but their new digital recorder with the stereo mics on top is amazing. As someone who has done digital audio since before it was digital, I have a lovely graveyard of old tech sitting down the basement. I should open a museum, really. I still remember the day I pulled my DATs out of the rack because with computers and hard drives, I just didn't need them any more. I'd say I shed a tear, but I didn't.

      Every time I open my sock drawer, though, I see that Sony minidisc recorder sitting there, mocking me. I hate to part with that thing. I remember a few years ago, I found another just like it at a flea market, and I'm not kidding here, for THREE DOLLARS. It was probably stolen but the thief couldn't figure out how to use it. It was not the most intuitive device ever designed. I snapped it up thinking I'd use it for something, but it just hasn't happened.

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    13. Re:DRM Killed DAT by Short+Circuit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think he's referring to latency in the USB transmission medium, especially if one uses a hub.

    14. Re:DRM Killed DAT by flimflam · · Score: 3, Informative

      What I know about is audio for film production, where portable DAT recorders (mostly Fostex and HHB) have to a large extent been replaced by hard disk recorders. This is definitely a step up -- more channels, higher bit depth, better workflow. Of course the machines used in this industry are pretty pricy. The machine I know best is the Aaton Cantar, but at $13,000 or so, it's a little pricey for use outside the industry. I'd definitely check out the Sound Devices recorders, though. They're much less expensive, and while they don't have the features or as many tracks as the Aaton recorder, they are well known for the quality of their Mic preamps, which is really where any consumer gear will suffer. Also, they can record on Compact Flash, which is great for reliability since you end up with no moving parts. They also make a USB-based mic pre/A-D converter, if you decided to go the Laptop route (which I wouldn't really recommend for field use).
       

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    15. Re:DRM Killed DAT by Retric · · Score: 1

      Because 44,100 * 16* bits / 8bits / byte * 2 channels = 172,000 bytes / s = 172KB/s = 0.172MB/s so does PCM take 1000x as much data? Or did you mean 172KB/s?

      Anyway, a tiny (1MB) buffer should keep things smooth.

    16. Re:DRM Killed DAT by Gr8Apes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You obviously haven't used Firewire. I have both USB2.0 and Firewire 400/800 drives. Firewire is now my preferred connection format, at least until eSata becomes ubiquitous, although even in that case FW may have its advantages.

      USB is another dead-end connection specification that doesn't even work reliably. They really should just go with ethernet connected devices. Easy and simplifies your entire cabling structure to a single cable type plus it allows for wireless connectivity.

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    17. Re:DRM Killed DAT by afidel · · Score: 1

      Did you miss the period? Because I specified 0.172MB/s without the leading zero.

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    18. Re:DRM Killed DAT by tcr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good post....

      I was a bit suprised that DAT made it to the list, as it got quite a lot of use in the pro audio industry.
       
      I thought maybe they were thinking of the Philips Digital Compact Cassette - DCC.
       
      Anyone remember those??

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    19. Re:DRM Killed DAT by evilviper · · Score: 1

      the right replacement for DAT hasn't come along yet,

      Laptops.

      In a couple years, iPods.
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    20. Re:DRM Killed DAT by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was really hoping for DCCs to take off at the time. They were a more convenient format to use for a walkman, and the players were backward compatible with regular tapes! IIRC, they had some sort of indexing as well, so you could fast forward to a song almost as quickly as with a CD.

      I'm sure they lost out to CDs for the same reason that DATs lost: the fact that the medium was read-write.

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    21. Re:DRM Killed DAT by SonicSpike · · Score: 1

      Yes - I am an audio engineer and work in the recording industry. Until recently (a couple of years ago) DATs were EXTREMELY popular in the realm of professional audio for the reasons mentioned above. But like MiniDisc it never took hold in the consumer market.

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    22. Re:DRM Killed DAT by gobbo · · Score: 1

      Use a subnotebook with a USB audio card with XLR inputs, considerably cheaper than $2800 CDN and much more flexible. You can even do the postproduction on the same subnotebook.

      Well, yeah, I've tinkered with various setups, including laptops with breakout boxes (USB fails according to Murphy's Law, BTW; give me firewire and decent OS please! But apple doesn't make a subnotebook). I've tried MiniDisc (ecch), flash recorders (2 years ago they sucked), back to an old Nagra, MiniDV, even semi-pro Hi8, hand-made tube mic preamps, etc. I can always get it to work, and get a recording, but with the exception of the nagra and minidv, they suck compared to DAT's quality and the relative simplicity of a proper field recorder.

      The problem for me is I'm a pro-sumer, in the nether land between cheap junk and exponentially priced film gear. I do soundscape recordings and indie video, and the budget wants a $1000 recorder that has balanced xlr, one handheld unit, 3 hour battery life, silent preamps, usb/1394, acceptable control over settings, and high sample rate lossless recordings with over 4 hours capacity.

      I'm well aware that there are recent offerings that promise this, like Sound Devices's 722, which does time code, is rugged, and would replace that tascam field recorder I loved and hated, at about $2800. I just think that the tech is there to make what I want at the price point I want, but the integration and market aren't there. I've been dreaming about this device for decades: essentially Korg's new MR1, with xlr jacks (or at least 1/4"!), firewire, more battery, timecode, and more tactile controls. Just a couple hundred dollars more stuff! But not available. We're in-between DAT and decent flash recording for The Peepul. For now, I use a MiniDV camera with XLR inputs, a kludge that is clunky but sounds fine.

    23. Re:DRM Killed DAT by Blahbooboo3 · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're the first person to not think the pre-amps are amazing on the R-09. Are you sure about this? Check out http://www.sonicstudios.com/r-09revw.htm

    24. Re:DRM Killed DAT by gobbo · · Score: 1

      Wow, you're the first person to not think the pre-amps are amazing on the R-09. Are you sure about this?

      Uh, no. I'm NOT the first person to think so, your experience is based on those you work with, and me with mine--friends complain about them, and let me listen. They're noisy enough to be a problem when field recording soundscapes or using quieter mics, though maybe still good for the price (I happen to think analog audio price/quality ratio should have improved more over the years). Using a line-level signal through a decent external preamp is noticeably cleaner. Maybe you're using them to bootleg concerts? Preamp is much less of an issue when you need to use an attenuated setting. The basis of good recording is gain structure.

      In fact, the link you supplied also recommends an external preamp. Listening and hearing are very subjective and task-dependent, so they're amazing for whatever you're doing, but for recording small waves on sand or the dawn chorus or a sleeping child, they pollute.

  10. Lisa was a step, not a bomb by Toe,+The · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Lisa was a step in the evolution from the Apple II line to the Macintosh.

    The other things on the list are dead-ends. Lisa wasn't profitable, but it also wasn't a dead-end.

    1. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      After they cut the price and renamed it the Macintosh XL, it actually sold pretty well.

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    2. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Informative

      Uhh no. The Lisa was more advanced than the Macintosh.. Apple had to take a step back to make something that they could actually sell to the mainstream. Unfortunately they took YEARS to get back the baseline of the Lisa cause, hey, if you're onto a winner, don't screw with it right?

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    3. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The Lisa was more advanced than the Macintosh

      I love the Lisa UI. When I use Gnome for documents (as opposed to code) I always work as close to the Lisa model as I can. Inidently there was an article on digg a couple of days ago about Lisa emulators. They are toys of course, but it would be nice to see a pure document oriented UI, perhaps as a Gnome configuration.

    4. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I'm not sure how you were able to post that with Steve Jobs' dick all the way down your throat. Why don't you shut the fuck up and stop posting your pro-apple groupthink? Lisa was the biggest flop the tech industry has ever seen. Fuck apple, they have torn apart the pc industry and made it what it is today, a piece of shit. Don't come back asshole, we are all getting tired of you.

      GOD FUCKING DAMN I CAN'T STAND ASSHOLES LIKE YOU ANYMORE. FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK I THINK I'MM HAVVING A STROKE CALLLL A DAMN AMBULENNNNNNNNNNNAWKLSVQLKJJQS;AJVS'DJFQ[W [JQIOWJOIDN VINAWN WAOFSBAW]JAWE] AWOJJJJJAKL;MAW ]WEJ Q042H 0GWNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA

    5. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by earthforce_1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I bought my first mac because I couldn't afford a Lisa. For the first year of its existence, the Lisa was the primary development platform of mac software, since the 128k "thin" mac didn't have enough RAM or disk space to run a real development environment. (Unlike the first Mac, the Lisa came with an optional small hard drive) From what I remember the biggest problem with the Lisa was the non-square pixels, and funky floppies that never took off.

      The mac itself would have died an early death and been on the list as well (it sold very poorly in its first 6 months) if not for the apple laserwriter, which helped spawn the desktop publishing industry. (regrettably couldn't afford one at the time, had to settle for their noisy as hell and slow dot matrix printer)

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    6. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Except for the fact that in the early days of Mac, the Lisa was host to the only Mac compiler (Mac not being powerful enough to compile its own OS or probably any nontrivial Mac application).

    7. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by bitt3n · · Score: 4, Funny

      Lisa was a step, not a bomb
      so it was a bomb that people stepped on. let's compromise and call it a landmine.
    8. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by Zaphod2016 · · Score: 1

      Whoever modded the parent "underrated" need to have their mod privellages revoked.

    9. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, there's no such word as "privellages".

      HTH, HAND.

    10. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or a pile of dogshit.

    11. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Actually, several aspects of Lisa were more advanced than the current user interfaces in use.

      Just one example: You never had to run a program in order to generate a document - you picked a template from the stationery folder. Even if what you needed was to create a new folder, you had a stack of empty ones to use.

    12. Re:Lisa was a step, not a bomb by SoulRider · · Score: 1

      Right, Lisa was a proof-of-concept to test out the new tech that Apple bought from Xerox. It was never meant to be a mass-market consumer product, I know I tried to buy one.

  11. Y2k isn't on the list because it was a success! by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2, Funny

    Strangely, Y2K didn't make the list.


    Y2k isn't on the list because it was a HUGE success for the consulting firms that flogged it. (That, and it was the COBOL programmer full employment act for a few years.)
  12. Y2K? by Telvin_3d · · Score: 1

    Didn't Y2K turn out to be the lack of a tech flop?

  13. Next up.... by grimdawg · · Score: 1

    Forget tech flops, what about tech GIGAFLOPS??

    I heard PS3 was going to be about 100 gigaflops or something.

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  14. Don't bad-mouth my IBM PS/1 by Skreech · · Score: 1

    Hey! That was my primary system back in the day. I don't see how it was a flop, it was pretty much like other 386s of the time. Many a BBS were dialed and game played. What was the problem with it?

    Couldn't get Linux to recognize something in that system. I can't remember now but there was some proprietary bus or something not supported (and I doubt it was ever added after the fact either). It would refuse to find the hard drive, so I could only boot Linux from a floppy.

    That couldn't be why it's supposedly a flop, though. News to me. =/

    1. Re:Don't bad-mouth my IBM PS/1 by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Do you mean the MCA bus? Kinda like VLB but a bit better, the only problem was that it was locked in (proprietary).

      And I think Linux has support for certain MCA adapters nowadays...

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    2. Re:Don't bad-mouth my IBM PS/1 by tap · · Score: 1

      Microchannel aka MCA was what IBM made for the PS/2's. It's a 32-bit bus that pre-dates VLB and PCI. The PS/1 might have something different or just be plain ISA, I don't know. It probably didn't have MCA, since that's what the expensive PS/2s were for.

    3. Re:Don't bad-mouth my IBM PS/1 by Skreech · · Score: 1

      Well, Microchannel rings a bell and at the time I assumed it was to blame. That was just from the limited information I could find on using Linux on PS/1 machines. But now I think this box is not MCA.

      It is an IBM PS/1 "Consultant", 386SX 25MHz. Came with an 80 meg hard drive, I don't know how much ram came with it originally but I had 8 megs in there. Card interface was ISA. I see from the Wikipedia article that there's an earlier PS/1 model and I can see how that one could be considered a flop. I'm sure that's what the article writer had in mind...

      It's all coming back to me. I could boot Linux from a floppy but not reach the hard drive, and if I installed Linux to the hard drive and tried to boot then it'd find and load the kernel, but never find the root device (the hard drive of course). I'm past trying to install Linux on it at this point, it's in storage 2500 miles away anyway (though I'm sure it still works). But with the Microchannel bus not really applicable in this case it is remaining a mystery. After ten years.

    4. Re:Don't bad-mouth my IBM PS/1 by badfish99 · · Score: 1

      The MCA bus was a big flop for IBM back at the time of the PS/2.

      It's big selling point was that you could plug in adapters without having to worry about setting DIP switches, which were common on ISA cards at the time. The problem was that the configuration was done by a program on a floppy disk, not by the bios. Lose the floppy disk and you were stuffed.

      I remember an IBM salesman bringing a shiny new top-of-the-range PS/2 to show to us. He proudly plugged it in an switched it on and... nothing. He had taken out the network card before he put it in his car, without putting in the magic floppy. The thing just refused to boot. Putting in the floppy did not help: you had to do it before taking out the card. Of course we did not spend our money on such junk.

    5. Re:Don't bad-mouth my IBM PS/1 by BASICman · · Score: 1

      No, seriously. My family's first computer was a mid-run PS/1 that we got for Christmas 1992. Grandma and Grandpa saw IBM on the label and thought that it would make a good computer.

      To this date, that box remains a favorite of mine. The model we got was shipped after IBM moved the power supply back into the machine (the only real issue I had with the series). We got a modem, Prodigy, PS/1 Club, Promenade (the future AOL), MS Works 2.00a and The Print Shop (awesome back in those days). And even though "proprietary" has bad connotations now, I liked the proprietary goodies on the machine. In particular, if you didn't want to, you need never see DOS on that thing; it booted right into Windows 3.11 and on shutdown took you to a himem.sys-based screen from which you could select to restart Windows, run IBM-DOS, DOS shell or System Diagnoses.

      When I fouled up the hard drive in 1998, IBM still gave me support; I still have the system disks that some fellow named Kelso sent me (marked "Kelso - IBM Confidential"). The hardware was going strong in 2001 when I shut it down for the last time, with the exception of the now 12-year old monitor. And my discovery of QBASIC on that hard drive is probably why I'm here on /. right now. ...and yes, before I put the old girl out to pasture, I tried installing Linux on it. And no, it didn't work. Proprietary bus or whatever it was.

      The specs:

      IBM PS/1 Model G51(?)
      25 mHz Intel 80486sx
      16 MB RAM
      120 MB Maxtor HD
      IBM-DOS 5.01 (rebranded version of MS-DOS)
      Windows 3.11
      Shipped with 15" IBM PS/1 SuperVGA monitor.

      I will not doubt that the PS/1 was a flop; I mean, IBM is gone from the consumer PC market as anything other than a brand name now. But I don't think it was bad technology. That is, once they put the power supply back where it belonged.

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  15. To clarify by madsenj37 · · Score: 2, Informative

    A flop to the writer is a product that had more hype than users. For example, he notes that DAT is used in pro arenas only and that OS/2 has a user base but one that has never reached the hype it had...

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    1. Re:To clarify by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, if we go by the "more hype than users" concept, I nominate:

      VAX 9000, DEC's humongous 32 bit system that had a number of interesting
      technical innovations (e.g., speculative execution). They even ported
      ULTRIX to it, but kept secret the fact that ULTRIX could run most
      applications about 10-15% faster than VMS. The number of ULTRIX/9000
      (paying) customers could be counted on one hand. The total number of
      VAX9000 customers were under 100, IIRC. Development costs ran into 9 figures...

      TRAX - anyone remember this one? It was a 16-bit Transaction Processing
      operating system that DEC threw out over the transom in the late 70's,
      and probably didn't sell more than a dozen copies, despite a lot of marketing.

      AT&T's 3B series computers - they even managed to win some interesting
      gummint contracts, but when the end-user agencies tried to use the things,
      they turned around and bought VAXes instead...

      Thinking Machines Corp's massively parallel processors. Incredible technology,
      phenomenol performance, IF you could figure out how to program it properly.

  16. hmm... by expressovi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    teenagers

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  17. I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by Trojan35 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It's a technology that's on its way to becoming a reality. As soon as RFID replaces bar codes, you're going to see smart applies everywhere. It won't fix someone putting the milk carton back in the fridge when it's empty, but it will still be very useful. Imagine pulling recipes just for the foods you currently have, printing out a shopping list straight from your fridge, etc. It *is* a good idea, it just won't work until RFID arrives.

    Still the article was a fun read.

    1. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by physicsnick · · Score: 1

      Yeah, the article had a few of those. I disagreed with the paperless office. Yes, the paperless office hasn't arrived yet, but that's because we're just now finally getting to the point where we have the software to manage huge databases of files accessible by hundreds of employees, the widespread internet connectivity to make electronic documents easier to mail than paper ones, and the storage space required to actually hold the stuff.

      I'd like to think that slowly, companies will be more interested in data storage than having to maintain a warehouse full of millions of sheets of paper. Hard drives crash, but buildings burn down. It's a heck of a lot easier to archive data twice than to build two warehouses.

    2. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Paper will not be going away for a long time. A laser printer and a box of paper is a far cheaper solution to data storage than a huge database. It is better trusted, easier for most people to handle, and it is familiar. Businesses have been developing paper management tools for hundreds of years. The three ring binder, for example, is over 150 years old. The Paperless Office concept may be starting to make some headway in large businesses, but for the small and medium size business, paper is still king, and will be for quite some time.

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    3. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by smaddox · · Score: 1

      Thats because the people in business now didn't grow up using computers for everything. Wait until the generation being born now grows up - paper will be a thing of the past. Already, classrooms are being taken over by computers (maybe not in public middle schools, but definately in private middle schools and colleges).

      That, plus the increase in technology over that span of 30 years, and you can be sure that things will be done electronicly.

    4. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by JordanL · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. Smart appliances are just waiting for the consumer HOUSING market to catch up. Right now, the vast majority of houses don't have the infrastructure to support smart appliances, and there is no cheap solution for doing so.

      I suppose electricity was a flop because as soon as it was conceived, there wasn't in-house wiring.

    5. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      "As soon as RFID replaces bar codes, ..."

      You mean, never?

      RFID will never replace bar codes. Know why?

      Bar codes work better.

      It's just that simple. The physics of passive RFID tags alone present a ridiculous obstacle: It requires a transmitter powerful enough to warm your skin to give a tag enough power to transmit a code back, and even that is unreliable, even in pointblank range, with more than a few tags. On top of that, the cost of the damned things is immensely greater than that of a bar code. And from a practical consideration, what is the RFID tag giving you for that extra cost that you weren't getting before with bar codes? Since the tag readers have to be lined up just so and many packaging materials reflect or absorb microwaves, you still need line-of-sight. And this is just to track packages in an industrial setting; all of these things get worse once you try them within the store.

      Privacy aficionados everywhere sigh in disappointment, that they will never have a chance to test their brilliant method for sabotaging RFID, because it sabotages itself in this application.

      Notice that you've not heard about Wal-Mart's big investment in RFID in a long time? It's because Wal-Mart ran their trials. Guess what happened in those trials? It didn't do what it was supposed to do. Suppliers said, "We aren't about to use RFID because it will cost us more and gain us less, so you can find another supplier if you want us to switch." Game over, RFID.

      I continued receiving an RFID hype e-mail for about a year afterwards. It was pathetic and hilarious.

      And now that I think of it, I'm wondering why RFID isn't in TFA. It has all the hallmarks of one of the most collossal tech flops.

    6. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by vux984 · · Score: 1

      IMO Its a technology that is going to be stillborn for at least another 2 decades.

      1) "Imagine pulling recipes just for the foods you currently have" - no self respecting chef/cook/homemaker would find that remotely useful. They look in the fridge and make something up on the fly. So the recipe calls for X, I've got Y. I'll just substitute them. So the recipe calls for Z, you know what, it'll work out just fine if I just leave Z out entirely... to anyone halfway competent in the kitchen recipes are just a starting point. Having your fridge 'helpfully' just show you recipes that you can make with what you've got would be ridiculously limiting, especially if it suggests 32 recipes that need 2 cups of X, and I've only actually got 1 cup's worth.

      2) "Printing out a shopping list straight from your fridge" - woohoo. Who wants to eat the same thing every week? I really don't need a premium fridge to START my grocery list by telling me I'm out of Milk. That's not really much of a time saver. Plus its more important to know what I'm low on than what I'm right out of. I generally KNOW what I'm out of. So I still have to inspect everything. Plus my menu shifts with seasonal availability, the weather, all combined with continually shifting mood swings and taste.

      3) What about fruit and vegtables? Are they going to be rfid tagged too? Is my fridge going to know I have an orange? Will it ever suggest a crepe suzette?

      4) How will a rfid capable fridge usefully deal with left overs? Will the fridge be suggesting I thaw out a turkey when I've got half a ham left over from last night. Will it keep suggesting I buy a new ham, even after I freeze the left over half?

      5) Fridges and the other major kitchen appliances have lifespans measured in decades. Computers are decrepeit after 18 months. Merging them will result in fridges with computer systems that are hopelessly obsolete before the rest of the fridge is approaching mid-life.

      RFID tag aware appliances are little more than a neat-o-gimmick, and will be for a long time yet.

    7. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are right about that. How maby bosses currently ask their assistants to print out e-mails? A lot!!!

    8. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by kahei · · Score: 1

      Imagine pulling recipes just for the foods you currently have, printing out a shopping list straight from your fridge

      Oh, yeah, that's worth filling my house and my life with dozens of computers, having my every purchase trackable by means of an RFID tag, consuming the energy to construct and power these millions of worthless circuits and their transmitters and recievers. Boy oh boy. A fridge that can print.

      A fridge that can print.

      Here's the thing, right? Companies make money by selling stuff so naturally they want you to have reasons to buy stuff. Sometimes that's good -- for instance an industrial freezer that can issue SNMP alerts for ice buildup has uses, and such freezers are indeed available. But take a long hard look at your life. Is a fridge that can print *really* going to make it better?

      If the answer is yes there is something so, so wrong with you :)

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    9. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by geekinaseat · · Score: 1

      I agree, in England there are a few food stores who use an extra barcode for "smartovens" basically microwaves that have a scanner on them. You scan the packet throw your food in it and away you go, totally lazy and probably bad for society but still, they are becoming more popular. I think it's probably one of those features that will appear on every microwave pretty soon.

    10. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by unitron · · Score: 1

      5) Fridges and the other major kitchen appliances have lifespans measured in decades.

      Oh, how I wish that were still true.

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    11. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by mikerich · · Score: 1

      Bar codes work better. All good points. If I can add another? When bar code readers fail to read the code, the operator can simply type in the unique number of the item. When RFID goes wrong - erm - I guess they're going to need to print a unique number as well. So what's the chip for again?

    12. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by truesaer · · Score: 1
      "until RFID arrives"


      Well, thats a pretty damn big caveat IMO. RFID has been hyped like mad for YEARS and you still barely see it. I can't see everything in a grocery store, which already operates on razor thin margins, having an RFID tag within the next 5 years. Smart appliances belong on the list.

    13. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by harborpirate · · Score: 1

      Smart Appliances make some amount of sense, especially, as pointed out above, when RFID hits its stride.

      What I don't understand is the TV in the refrigerator. This makes absolutely no sense to me. Do people really want to stand next to their 'fridge and watch TV? Or is it that we can't stand to be away from the TV for 20 seconds while we go to fetch a beer? I find it puzzling that anyone would want this technology, yet I see it frequently in high end refrigerators. This isn't like the ice and water dispensers, those actually make sense. Odds are decent that you were going to the 'fridge to get ice or water, since both of those items are often contained in said appliance.

      Of all the places I can think of, the refrigerator door might be the absolute stupidest place you can possibly put a TV. Lets go through the list:
      No place to comfortably sit and watch? Check.
      Constant interruptions from other people trying to use the room for something other than watching TV? Check.
      TV is mounted on a movable object, that is commonly used and moved? Check.
      Uncomfortable viewing angle whether sitting or standing? Check.
      TV is small anyway and thus not useful for watching most programs? Check.
      Lots of other high amperage appliances plugged in on the same circuit to generate interference? Check.
      TV is in a high traffic area with a good chance of spilling various things on it? Check.
      TV generates heat, which has to be dissipated by refrigerator to keep stuff inside cold, thus using more power than should be necessary to refrigerate normally? Check.

      Wow, an impressive list of idiocy. If "RFID on everything" fails to take off, the refrigerator TV will die a quick death. If RFID does take off, then the refrigerator TV will live on as an optional use of the screen used primarily for telling you what stuff expired and needs to be replaced.

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    14. Re:I disagree with Smart Appliances being listed by Uzuri · · Score: 1

      Sounds like there's going to be a lot of burnt food in the world soon.

      I mean, it takes me 2 minutes at home and 5 at work to boil the same amount of water in the microwave. A barcode isn't going to be smart enough to figure that one out.

      I see popcorn flambe in our future.

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  18. No TI-99/4A? by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

    The first 16-bit PC that eventually went on to take down TI's personal computing division by losing too much money? Meanwhile, I see fridges in the store that can display TV and whatnot. Lame.

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    1. Re:No TI-99/4A? by spun · · Score: 1

      I had a TI-99/4A. My dad bought a TRS-80 Model 1 a couple years before, but it was the first computer that was actually mine as a kid. If I remember correctly, I had it for about six months before I got a Commodore 64. Then it went in the closet and never came out again.

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    2. Re:No TI-99/4A? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      My TI-99/4A (beige plastic, not cool Titanium shell) still runs ok. Two cassettes of programs also load ok. Only difficulty I had was getting an adapter that'll let it work on my new tv. The local Radio Shack has closed down and had to drive all the way into town to get an adapter.

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    3. Re:No TI-99/4A? by mmkkbb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's the same one I had. I never used the tape capability much. I only used it as a console game system. My parents tried to use it as a personal finance manager and whatnot, but there was no storage capacity, so it was almost useless.

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    4. Re:No TI-99/4A? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      Somehow, I wrote a simple drawing program in basic on it. You'd put in start/end xy coordinates and it's draw them out. Once everything was drawn you could save it as a standalone drawing (just a basic run list of draw commands). Made several star ship plans for traveller in this. Also created a D&D character generator and database. /geek

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    5. Re:No TI-99/4A? by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      Eh, the TI 99/4A was quite successful for a time, but it couldn't keep up with Commodore's price cuts and eventually failed like so many others.

      I would consider a greater harm to be the TI Professional, an MS-Dos based x86 computer that was incompatible with the IBM PC (and thus its software library). It was meant for professional users, cost $5000 and chunk of TI's development, and went nowhere. Strangely, my parents bought one of those when it first came out. I remember thinking that some of the graphics I'd seen in a magazine were cool (it had rendered a 3d dodecahedron in wireframe mode! That was pretty cool compared to the 99/4a's or PCjr's graphics) but ultimately the machine wasn't much use and we got rid of it a few years later in favor of the IBM PCjr.

  19. Huh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somehow, the submitter is confusing Y2K with a disappointing product introduction?

  20. Y2K??-"Stoves are hot!". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know every time I hear something like "false alarm" when it comes to Y2K? I'm tempted to say that it should have never been fixed. A little pain seems to be required to drive the point home that you don't wait till the shit hits the fan before you do something about it. A lesson the submitter doesn't understand.

    1. Re:Y2K??-"Stoves are hot!". by turing_m · · Score: 1

      That is so true right across the board.

      Preventative maintenance in general (be it mechanical, systems administration, etc) goes unloved in most companies while those who cut short term costs and are seen fighting fires are the heroes.

      We learn security the hard way, only after our machines are hacked or full of malware.

      Recognizing good preventative maintenance and rewarding it is a sign of excellent management.

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    2. Re:Y2K??-"Stoves are hot!". by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      Might be a good reason for every computer professional to take a simultaneous unannounced one week vacation at some point. The stuffed shirts might reverse the trend of treating IT people like meat popcycles. This is one real good example of a job that when done well is like pissing yourself in a pair of black pants: you get the nice warm feeling, but most people don't notice. Most people don't want to understand the work that goes into making sure everything works.

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    3. Re:Y2K??-"Stoves are hot!". by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      s/popcycle/popsicle/

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  21. DAT, etc. by ktakki · · Score: 5, Insightful

    DAT might have flopped in the consumer sector (I blame CD for that), but it was the bee's knees for audio professionals, considering that it was the lowest cost and most convenient PCM format at the time. Prior to DAT, digital masters meant using a Sony 1630, PCM audio on a large videocassette. There were digital open-reel solutions, but these never caught on for mixdown and mastering.

    As for the rest of this list, it seems to me that a lot of these entries (Newton, PC jr, VR, Qube) were just inadequate hardware/software implementations of valid concepts. Consider the Newton: ahead of its time, it just needed sufficient CPU/RAM/display tech to become the Palm/Blackberry/smartphone that it should have been. The IBM PC jr was unarguably a flop, but the concept of an affordable home PC lives on in the $299 Dell or $399 Mac Mini. VR was a whole lot of hype (and yes, I bought into it, seeing as I was a 3D animator back in the mid-'90s), but now look at WoW or Second Life. And Qube? One word: TiVo. I realize that Qube was meant to be a more interactive product/service, but the web co-opted the e-commerce aspect of the Qube. I think the only interactivity people want from their TV is to watch what they want when they want.

    Finally, the paperless office is not dead. It just smells funny. I worked with a number of law firms and mortgage companies who are carrying decades of paperwork around, and are either using solutions that allow them to scan/index/search/retrieve these documents or are looking for one. It's a really big deal in the real estate industry considering that each mortgage closing generates a package that can be a couple of hundred pages. Multiply that by a typical mortgage company's 2,000 to 10,000 closings a year and consider that these documents need to be retained for as long as thirty years.

    k.

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    1. Re:DAT, etc. by arth1 · · Score: 1

      DAT might have flopped in the consumer sector (I blame CD for that), but it was the bee's knees for audio professionals, considering that it was the lowest cost and most convenient PCM format at the time. Prior to DAT, digital masters meant using a Sony 1630, PCM audio on a large videocassette. There were digital open-reel solutions, but these never caught on for mixdown and mastering.

      Also, don't forget backups. Instead of large expensive proprietary tape solutions, a dat drive could fit in a 3.5" drive bay or be carried around. And 2GB (uncompressed) per cartridge in the early 90's was a lot of space.
    2. Re:DAT, etc. by Threni · · Score: 1

      > it was the bee's knees for audio professionals

      It's still out there. The BBC use it when they go out to interview people - what else are you going to use? Cassette tape? Lug a laptop everywhere you go?

    3. Re:DAT, etc. by burris · · Score: 1

      Yes, the editors of TFA are clueless. Not only was DAT hugely successful in the professional audio world (and is still in use though it is certainly declining) but it was the format of choice for live concert tapers until very recently and for traders until CDR really hit it big about 8 years ago.

      The copy protection was absolutely not "draconian" since it was easily defeated by using one "semi pro" deck or even "scrubber" boxes that were available.

      Finally, its failure and the success of CDs had nothing at all to do with copy protection. It had everything to do with convenience. CDs have random access, no rewinding, simpler and more reliable transports that don't eat the media, etc... DAT has the sound quality of CD but most of the inconvenience and expense of tape.

    4. Re:DAT, etc. by Technician · · Score: 1

      DAT might have flopped in the consumer sector (I blame CD for that),

      I don't blame the CD. The CD and CDR is whe white knight that rode in and saved the digital audio format.

      I supose some explination is in order..

      The RIAA killed the DAT. The pushed for and got a DRM serial copy restriction buried into the format.

      If you have a garage band and made a tape, and then wanted to copy the tape to do editing, your copy of the original is all the further the copy chain went. It dead ended right there. After you made edits on a copy, you could not make copies of the working master to pass to your band members.

      The idea was you can make exactly second generation tapes, but not any 3rd and beyond generation tapes. Even Pink Floyd could not have used the format for the famous Dark Side of the Moon album which is a 3rd generation Dolby Pro copy as a master for the record pressing.

      Basicaly the format was dead because the life of any content was pretty much DOA. Hard Drive based PC's and CDR's has replaced the broken format for any home recording.

      Even the currnet pro use of DAT is mostly for onsite gig recording, which is later transferred (analog) to a PC for further editing and mixing. DAT to DAT mixing, editing, and production is dead thanks to the RIAA.

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    5. Re:DAT, etc. by 1110110001 · · Score: 1

      I think what they really meant was the DCC. Now that way a real flop.

    6. Re:DAT, etc. by ktakki · · Score: 1

      Not quite.

      Don't know if you ever owned a Tascam DA-30 DAT recorder, but the owner's manual gave explicit instructions on how to circumvent the SCMS "copy code" copy protection. This basically involved opening the unit, snipping a wire jumper on the circuit board, and closing the unit. To the best of my knowledge, this did not even void the warranty.

      This was pre-DMCA, of course.

      Professionals have always considered copy protection damage, and have routed around it.

      k.

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    7. Re:DAT, etc. by Technician · · Score: 1

      Don't know if you ever owned a Tascam DA-30 DAT recorder, but the owner's manual gave explicit instructions on how to circumvent the SCMS "copy code" copy protection.

      I didn't have Internet in those years. Pre-purchase info was nil. What was known is the DMCA made circumventing DRM a MAJOR crime and DAT recorders were required to contian serial copy protection. Only a few select professional models would not have DRM. This made DAT a typical home consumer item much like the U-Matic videotape.

      This was a recording studio, TV or radio station item only. There were no consumer models known to exist without DRM. This killed the format.

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  22. DIVX Players by BigDumbAnimal · · Score: 1
    From TFA:

    ...and was pretty much sunk by the middle of 1999, leaving some people with worthless equipment... As I recall, the DIVX players could also play regular DVDs. They just cost more than a regular DVD players because they had the modem and other components to facilitate DIVX service.
    1. Re:DIVX Players by glennrrr · · Score: 1

      Yes, DiVX players could play DVDs as well. I bought my parents an RCA player which was built quite well, and served them for many years.

  23. They're mostly marketing flops, not technical ones by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1

    Most of these product were OK technically (or at least not awful compared to some products out there). They did not flop necessarily due to technical flaws but due to marketing flaws (failure to read the market, or getting upstaged by some other product).

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  24. bah by nomadic · · Score: 1

    The PC junior wasn't a technical flop. Maybe a marketing one, but technically it was just an entry-level IBM personal computer, that ran PC software.

    Or is the argument that the PC is a technical flop in general?

    1. Re:bah by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

      The PC Jr was a technical flop because it was intentionally crippled by IBM to prevent it from cutting into sales of the PC. It wouldn't run all the apps for the PC and you could buy software pre-loaded on ROM cartridges which didn't sit well with consumers. Add a nasty chiclet keyboard with a wireless interface that didn't and expensive options like color monitors (these were the days of monochrome) and it was the orphan computer that nobody wanted.

      DAT didn't catch on with consumers because of its SCMS copy protection that was demanded by the recording industry (sound familiar?). It lived a limited life in professional studios until it was discovered that archived DAT tapes had poor retention (read: lots of dropouts, fatal to digital audio media) and the recording industry dropped it for future use. Besides that, professional CD burners rendered them redundant.

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    2. Re:bah by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Buying programs on ROM carts for home computers wasn't that different than what was being done for the various Tandy or Commodore home computers at the time. Even though many programs weren't officially supported on the jr because of the single floppy, they would still run. They were just a pain in the ass until you got a 2nd floppy or a hard drive.

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  25. Commodore had its share by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 0

    In 1992 Commodore, in its great wisdom released a repackaged A500 to compete with the 486 PC. This POS known as the Amiga 600 was the beginning of the end. They also released the failures known as the CDTV and the CD 32, but the A600, and a few month later the A1200 firmly established that CBM sucked. The 1992 A1200 had a downgraded version of the CPU Apple put in its 1987 Apple II.

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    1. Re:Commodore had its share by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      There are a number of errors in your comment, but I'll correct your final statement. The Apple II line used a MOS 6502 or variant of that chip, nothing like the 68000 series used on the Amiga. Every version of the Apple II was inferior the Amiga line.

    2. Re:Commodore had its share by Aokubidaikon · · Score: 1

      The 1992 A1200 had a downgraded version of the CPU Apple put in its 1987 Apple II.

      No it didn't.
      A 1987 Apple II would have had a 65C816 running at 2.8 MHz.
      The A1200 had a 68EC020 running at 14.32 MHz.

    3. Re:Commodore had its share by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      That's should have been Mac II

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    4. Re:Commodore had its share by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      That's should have been Mac II

      Still doesn't explain what you thought sucked about the A1200. The A1200's clock speed was set at 14.28 MHz for a very specific reason, one that would allow it to run circles around the Mac II when performing graphically-intensive tasks.

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    5. Re:Commodore had its share by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      aargh - 14.32 MHz. It's late. :-)

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    6. Re:Commodore had its share by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      The A600 was, AFAIK, originally meant to be a cut-down budget Amiga known as the A300. It wasn't meant to be a replacement for the A500; I could go into why that was a bad idea. The A1200 was the "true" successor to the A500.

      Meanwhile, IIRC, the CD32 did quite well in Europe during its limited lifetime, but it came out less than a year before C= went belly-up for other reasons (notably the owners/management running the company into the ground under practices it's been said would be illegal had the company still been based in the US, not the Bahamas).

      CDTV was a massive flop though, and - although I (as an Amiga owner) wouldn't have admitted it at the time- it deserved to be. It was based on old A500/1.3OS tech at a time C= should have had a new Amiga out, and there was no software that really came close to justifying its high price tag for the average consumer. CD-I didn't really do that much better, it just seemed that Philips kept it "alive" by promoting it for longer (guess they had the money, fat lot of good it did them).

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    7. Re:Commodore had its share by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      How about no MMU meaning no virtual memory. No FPU meaning that floating point math which means the 5 year old Mac II could run circles around it for math intensive tasks. 24 bit memory bus meaning a maximum of 16MiB of memory.

      Even more so, PCs were starting got get some descent video and sound cards at this time, nudging out the Amiga's sound and video advantage. 386s were affordable and running at 33 MHz.

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    8. Re:Commodore had its share by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      The A600 was, AFAIK, originally meant to be a cut-down budget Amiga known as the A300. It wasn't meant to be a replacement for the A500; I could go into why that was a bad idea. The A1200 was the "true" successor to the A500.

      The 600 should have been aborted; it was neither a significant cost drop nor technology improvement.

      For CBM to keep its edge, it needed to release the 1200 at least a year earlier, and should have been with the 3K.

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    9. Re:Commodore had its share by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      The 600 should have been aborted; it was neither a significant cost drop nor technology improvement. The 600 might have been worthwhile as a budget machine if it had been released at 60% of the actual price. As an A500 replacement, it was rubbish.

      For CBM to keep its edge, it needed to release the 1200 at least a year earlier, and should have been with the 3K. Pretty much agrees with what I thought; the A1200 was a nice machine, but was really only keeping pace (at best) with PC specs. The market had already gained momentum away from the Amiga by that stage. Had it come out in mid-91 or earlier, things might've been different.
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    10. Re:Commodore had its share by greywire · · Score: 1
      Oh, yay! I haven't done any overzealous Amiga evangelizing in years! Oh, the memories!

      How about no MMU meaning no virtual memory. No FPU meaning that floating point math which means the 5 year old Mac II could run circles around it for math intensive tasks. 24 bit memory bus meaning a maximum of 16MiB of memory.


      I'm not sure how you compare a Mac II to an A1200, they werent even in the same class. The Mac II was a much more expensive "professional" machine where the A1200 was a cheap home computer.

      At that time, no home user was going to give a crap about FPU performance. Although if you remember, pretty much every Amigan was supposedly raytracing while formatting 2 floppy disks and using DeluxePaint while running ARexx scripts to background process data between multiple applications.... *

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  26. Someone Remembers Qube by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    Time Warners ill-fated attempt at interactive TV in the 80's. Limited 2-way communication via a set-top box in 1981. I remember Todd Rundgren doing an interactive interview in '80 in Columbus and using Qube to interact w/ the subscribers. He had a series of questions he was to pose to the audience and Time Warner nixed the idea and forced him to use their's. Stupid questions like "Do you own a personal computer? Press F1 for Yes, F2 for No". How f'n stupid... who even knew what one was in 1980?? The funniest part, most replied Yes! They thought their Qube box was a PC.

  27. QueCat by zoomshorts · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quecat - major bomb. Shitty scanner too.

    1. Re:QueCat by DESADE · · Score: 1

      Yes! I actually worked at a paper that used these things and was put in charge of the project. Doomed to failure from the beginning. And a warped corporate mentality to boot.

  28. Ahead of Time Flop by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. "Paperless office". I think word got around that this was as much Management Glamor. Of course you couldn't ban the Scribble-Note. What everyone meant was Paper-Reduced, and this HAS happened. When you're actually working on something, you're gonna have some paper floating around. (Anyone want to join me in a round of PrintReport, FurrowBrow, FixMistake ?) When everyone signs off and it becomes a done-deal, *then* you scan it, & store it on servers.

    2. Virtual Reality. This hasn't happened ... *yet*. Just because the Adoption Curve is 35 years instead of 15 doesn't make it a flop. The Revenge of the Nerds movies were signs of their times. Today, we wail about Joe Average, but Joe Average *doesn't* ridicule computers anymore. 3 years from now when the eruption from the Microsoft Volcano dies down, we'll be able to concentrate a little more on *apps*, not OS's. (And 2010 is the next symbolic Arthur Clarke date, though his timeline was torched by many people.) In 2010, some elite gamers will have acquired some high end VR gaming hardware, and There It Will Be. It will take ANOTHER 5 years minimum (And getting past another OS crisis!) before Joe Average types Memos in Thin Air.

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  29. Qube by Orangedog_on_crack · · Score: 1

    Since I grew up in central Ohio during the 1970's, I think I can talk about the whole "Qube" experience. The remote was a big, honkin box with a 3 x 10 grid of buttons to change channels and 4 or 5 "response buttons" along the right hand side. Mostly these were only useful for playing poker with Flippo The Clown, Warner's big time celeb. Later we found out that if you mashed down all of those buttons on the side all at once, you could watch any of the pay per view movies for free.

  30. But Digital Compact Cassette was a real flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Ever heard of DCC? Maybe not, it was supposed to be the cassette sucessor, digital. But while DAT had some life in pro circles, this one flopped, hard. Well, it helped beer, yeah, I am surprised too.

    Computer World should do its homework better.

    1. Re:But Digital Compact Cassette was a real flop by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      I've got a DCC deck. First (and last!) generation. Full of bugs, head constantly needs cleaning else it'll refuse to play a DCC tape (analogue it doesn't care about), takes ages to find a track, recording doesn't always work first time and so on. The sound however is absolutely fantastic.

    2. Re:But Digital Compact Cassette was a real flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Absolutely fanatstic? DCC compression is - essentially - first generation MP3, albeit with 18bit resolution. Look up PASC (Precision Adaptive Sub-band Coding), as that's what DCC uses.

    3. Re:But Digital Compact Cassette was a real flop by Viol8 · · Score: 1

      I don't care what it is. It sounds bloody good, far better than my mp3 player.

  31. To clarify-Blue by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That would be Microchannel.

  32. Why should Y2K make the list? by rolfwind · · Score: 1

    It wasn't a flop - it made a lot of money for a lot of people (programmers and companies specializing in Y2K). Flops don't tend to do that and how would we measure the "success" or "failure" of Y2K? Lack of problems that developed afterward means failures?

    Also lack of problems doesn't mean it was all hype. (I like to think that the raised alarm saved problems later on, but I have severe doubts about whether it was worth the worry or hype it garnered.)

  33. Mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Prove him wrong.
     
    By the way, this article is so far off that I would actually consider it flamebait.

  34. PS/1 was scary. by Bieeanda · · Score: 1

    Seriously, for a machine intended as a user-friendly, entry-level computer, its form factor left much to be desired. It was squat, would pitch a fit if the mouse wasn't connected on boot (a first for consumer PCs at the time), and its front edges looked like a cartoon shark. Saw-toothed flanges halfway down the front of the main box, hard and sharp-looking corners, and a weirdly sock-bent monitor screamed "I'll bite you!" and "Don't try to pick me up!" It was like the Hyde to the Mac's Jekyll.

    1. Re:PS/1 was scary. by Falladir · · Score: 1

      But look at that keyboard! Man I should really just cough up the dough for a buckling-spring board, so I can stop being jealous.

  35. DAT Tapes in a music store... by White+Shade · · Score: 3, Informative

    I work at a music store and I see people buy DAT tapes on a weekly basis... they're certainly not flying off the shelves, but they're not exactly sitting there collecting dust either.

    Maybe DAT wasn't a huge worldwide phenomenon, but they certainly aren't a "flop"!

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  36. DAT by HairyCanary · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They give a few reasons why they think DAT failed, but it seems to me that there is a big obvious one right in front that was overlooked -- sequential access. I think CD's were immediately attractive only partly because they were digital. The killer feature was random access.

    1. Re:DAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On the other hand, CDs are failures as a medium for recording artists when compared with DAT. DAT is a flop in a way similar for certain musicians who are considered one hit wonders - yes, it's true but only if you limit your scope sufficiently to ignore their other successes.

      I write this as a recording musician who never got into using DAT (or ADAT) but saw it used all around me. Of course, one reason I didn't like it was simply because I didn't have much money at the time - if I could have, I would have bought a Tascam portable DAT recorder as it was the indisputable for a truly portable recorder. I've yet to research how their compact flash device compares.

  37. What about the Apple Pippin and AMD PIC? by MojoRilla · · Score: 1

    Apple's Pippin certainly seems right for a technical flop list. A game machine based on the Macintosh; a platform well known for games. Much hype, under powered when delivered, quickly killed.

    Also, although technically under the category net PC's, what about the AMD PIC (see here or here)? I briefly was involved in a project to develop media for the PIC. Remarkably, this low cost computer made its debut two years after the i-Opener failed. You would think they would learn.

    1. Re:What about the Apple Pippin and AMD PIC? by maggard · · Score: 1

      The Bandai Pippin had "much hype"?

      It was an obvious idea at the time for Apple to repackage the Mac into a gaming platform, license it out, let others build a market for it. Doing so was little risk on Apple's part and could have paid off handsomely.

      The Pippin was part of a larger push at Apple to expand it's market in all sorts of directions. There was demand for classes hardware that Apple was unwilling, or unable, to produce. So the strategy became to license out the platform and let other's invest their resources into filling in those niches. This way Apple could emulate the thriving IBM PC clone market without losing control (and revenue) from it like IBM had.

      So companies like DayStar came up with multi-processor Macs to service the very high-end, a market Radius (later Umax) also served. Power Computing originally aimed for the low end of the market, which Apple was happy to cede to them, but soon began cannibalizing Apple's bread-&-butter market. Other licensees were hoped to open international markets as local vendors offering Mac products & services in regions Apple was having trouble getting traction in.

      All the while Apple R&D was happily designing reference platforms for everything from network appliances (an alternative use of the Pippin platform) to industrial-strength servers. In the heady days of the AIM alliance and the successful migration to PowerPC anything seemed possible, even a gaming machine.

      However Bandai was never able to build much support for their uneasy hybrid of a very low-end Mac and an ill-suited gaming box. It was neither fish nor fowl and so satisfied no one. But "hyped"? Only hardcore gamers of the era ever knew of it in the US, and then only from specialty magazines doing exhaustive comparison reviews.

      Tellingly IBM also bought a Pippin license, which they never used. Their interest may have been as a smart terminal, a particularly versatile front end complete with GUI & multimedia capabilities. X-Windows, NeWS, and other advanced windowing client interfaces were a competing vision of the future of the market, a Pippin-based client could have been an interesting hybrid.

      But the Bandai Pippin unsuccessful as a gaming platform? Sure that's a fair assessment. But it was hardly Apple's fault - they just licensed the reference design, it was the client's to make a go of it or not.

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  38. Blah blah blah Newton Blah Blah MS Bob... by cbreaker · · Score: 1

    We see about two of these "TOP TECH FLOPS" editorials and blog posts a month.

    WE KNOW. MS BOB sucked. Newton failed. We all are very much aware that the .com "bubble" burst several years ago.

    Yet, these editorials keep drawing traffic time and time again. So, without further ado, visit my website for "THE MILLENNIUM'S 1,500 TOP TECH FLOPS!"

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  39. Absolute Rubbish by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Informative

    The Newton paved the way for PDAs, and the Newton in certain ways compares more than favorably with existing PDAs today.

    DAT has been a staple of industry professionals for ages. As an indie filmmaker, I've found cheap digital audio equipment which is supposed to be superior to be rather poor in comparison. I'd kill to have good DAT equipment.

    eBook readers are perhaps a flop in that few will invest a device that does solely that, but eBooks as a whole gain in popularity every year.

    The PCjr entered an area when IBM-based PCs had hardly become the norm, and many critics believed a personal computer in the home would never become a reality. It was a step in the right direction, and people forget that there were MANY alternatives back then. The fact that 99% of home computers are based on IBM standards today is not a flop.

    Internet Currency? Last time I checked there are several "points" programs on the web where you can earn and use points that aren't currency themselves. This business model still operates today. Furthermore, the concept of a firm handling transactions across multiple borders for online currency paved the way for one of the most successful websites ever, Ebay/Paypal.

    Just as the article states, Iridium is still in business.

    Bob was a flop, and one I commonly mock. However I promise you, that the concept will be revisited and better marketed the second time around. Honestly, I imagine that Second Life will become, or inspire the next generation of Bob, allowing us all to make virtual spaces, which in turn will link to applications and activities within this virtual world.

    The NetPC? I still know people who own Web TV, and the market might have continued if Microsoft hadn't bought them out. People forget that Net PC devices were a threat to people whose business depended on the PC model. People also still make homemade Net PCs out of things like XBoxes and such.

    Push technology? The article fails to mention that while Desktop channels were obtrusive and filled with advertiser content, this concept is very successful today. RSS feeds, AJAX technology and the like are very much staples of today's web. The article also fails to mention that Push technology preceeded and eventually became streaming media as well, and was largely developed for and by the porn industry. You'd be surprised how much technology comes from the porn industry.

    I could go on and on and on, but I have to head out the door.

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    1. Re:Absolute Rubbish by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "People forget that Net PC devices were a threat to people whose business depended on the PC model."

      Quite right, which is why they were crippled, which of course killed the market.
      There is a small hobby where people try with varying success to un-cripple some of them:

      http://www.linux-hacker.net/cgi-bin/UltraBoard/Ult raBoard.pl

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    2. Re:Absolute Rubbish by Osty · · Score: 1

      Bob was a flop, and one I commonly mock. However I promise you, that the concept will be revisited and better marketed the second time around. Honestly, I imagine that Second Life will become, or inspire the next generation of Bob, allowing us all to make virtual spaces, which in turn will link to applications and activities within this virtual world.

      The concept of Bob was definitely a flop, but the technology behind it was well ahead of its time (well, for PCs, anyway). The UI was rendered completely using resolution-independent vectors which, while NeXT was doing this for years before Bob, is really something that has only become truly practical in the latest generation of operating systems (OS X and Vista) that can offload the cost to advanced GPUs.

      Also, as much as people hate Clippy (and I'm happy the Office Assistant is finally, truly dead with Office 12), Microsoft got a lot of mileage out of that portion of Bob. It also introduced the concept of different users to a market sector that was still all about single-user computing (yes, the Bob profiles were superficial and ran on top of the single-user Win3.x, but at the time I would suspect the average home user had never heard of or used NT or a multi-user *nix). Given the configurability of spaces in Bob, I suspect today's Myspace crowd would've loved it :).

      If you've never tried Bob, it runs quite well in Virtual PC (I'm sure you can easily find a copy of Bob and Win3.x or Win95 out there on the interwebs ...). Apparently it's also still fully functional on XP. You should try it, if only to see first-hand why it sucked so much.

    3. Re:Absolute Rubbish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think Swatch Internet Time and Microsoft SPOT Smart Watch deserve to be mentioned.

    4. Re:Absolute Rubbish by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      The PCjr entered an area when IBM-based PCs had hardly become the norm, and many critics believed a personal computer in the home would never become a reality. It was a step in the right direction, and people forget that there were MANY alternatives back then. The fact that 99% of home computers are based on IBM standards today is not a flop.

            Putting old fart hat on:

            IBM computers were at least 4 times more expensive than the IBM "compatibles" or "clones". The PC Jr. was an attempt by IBM to provide a "lower cost" PC for the home market. Unfortunately apart from the built in music chip (at a time when everyone else's machines just went "beep") and a few graphics tweaks, it was a dog of a machine and still way more expensive than IBM-compatibles (at least double the price).

            It flopped because people can detect crap, and are unwilling to pay premium prices for it.

            The fact that most computers today are "IBM" type computers is largely due to the proliferation of cheap clones. When a genuine IBM computer would cost you $5000 or $6000, a "name brand" clone (like Dell or Gateway) would cost you about $1000 less. A generic clone could be had/built for $1500 or less. IMO price is the main reason for the 80x86 architecture's great successes.

            As an aside, I wonder how popular computers would be nowadays had patents and copyrights been enforced as vigorously in the 1980's as they are today.

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    5. Re:Absolute Rubbish by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I could go on and on and on, but I have to head out the door.

      They just want to make fun of some things they didn't have a use for. They even do a really bad job at it:

      NeXT: If it's possible for a failure to be a huge success, this is it.


      So, NeXT was so good it took over Apple and now has the second most popular desktop OS on the planet. And it's a huge success. No, wait it's a failure. No .. a flop. But it's not, it's a success.

      This article is a flop.
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    6. Re:Absolute Rubbish by ksheff · · Score: 1

      One of the reasons I bought a PCjr was that it was cheaper than the clones that were available and ran just as well as any other 8088 based machine. The kicker was that it used non-standard connectors and couldn't use ISA cards, so expansion options tended to be more limited and often more expensive than normal parts. PC Enterprises in New Jersey had lots of different parts available for it though.

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    7. Re:Absolute Rubbish by N7DR · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Push technology? The article fails to mention that while Desktop channels were obtrusive and filled with advertiser content, this concept is very successful today. RSS feeds, AJAX technology and the like are very much staples of today's web

      Just a correction to one of your points: RSS is not push; it's pull. I'm not certain about AJAX, either, but I am sure about RSS.

    8. Re:Absolute Rubbish by smaddox · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised how much technology comes from the porn industry.
      Not when it comes to the internet.

      Fry: Wow. In my day, the only reason people went on the Internet was pornography.
      Professor Farnsworth: Actually, that's still the case.
    9. Re:Absolute Rubbish by emjoi_gently · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are plenty of products on the list that are "Version 1.0" of a concept. They didn't work out in that initial incarnation, but others took the ideas, refined them and used newer tech, and eventually made the things work comfortably.

      You can look at Wireless networking. For years it was a difficult, impractical technology. But in the past couple of years the kinks have been smoothed out and it's now commonplace.

      And I look at VR tech the same way. It'll slowly leech it's way into common usage, as the hardware becomes less klugdy. It's just not there yet.

    10. Re:Absolute Rubbish by Niten · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just a correction to one of your points: RSS is not push; it's pull.

      I just stopped in here to make that point (RSS was branded as "push" in TFA as well), but it's good to see that somebody beat me to it. Anybody who has to pay the bandwidth for a popular Atom or RSS feed can tell you that RSS is most definitely a "pull" protocol.

      Like RSS, AJAX is really just another application of Good Old HTTP. AJAXish web sites can indeed yield more efficient bandwidth utilization than traditional designs, but from the network's perspective, AJAX is a "pull" protocol as well. (*Not that I am implying AJAX to actually be a protocol, or anything at all more than an overly-hyped term referring to an amorphous set of web design techniques, but I digress...)

    11. Re:Absolute Rubbish by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      eBook readers are perhaps a flop in that few will invest a device that does solely that, but eBooks as a whole gain in popularity every year.

      One of the things that I really love about my Palm Treo is the ability to carry a small library around with me on an SD card. Wonderful for those 'downtime' moments like waiting at the mechanic or the doctor's office or useless meetings.

      The format issues are a problem, but I figure they'll eventually all just be available as HTML and be converted to whatever "native" format is needed later. Sort of like what Baen Books is doing. (They're successful, too.)

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    12. Re:Absolute Rubbish by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 1

      The PCjr entered an area when IBM-based PCs had hardly become the norm, and many critics believed a personal computer in the home would never become a reality. It was a step in the right direction, and people forget that there were MANY alternatives back then. The fact that 99% of home computers are based on IBM standards today is not a flop.


      You're giving way too much credit to the PCjr. The PCjr entered the market at a time when the IBM PC was fairly ubiquitous in business (having redefined the market that Apple created with the Apple II along with Visicalc). It was clearly an attempt to also redefine the home computing market. And while that market wasn't near as commonplace as business-based computing, it was growing. Sure - there were critics. But they were ignoring a growing industry supporting multiple manufacturers and product lines. I would say that home computing as a concept was a given by that time.

      So what about today's commodity computing platform tracing a lineage back to IBM? That has little to do with the PCjr. It has more to do with the IBM PC and a lot to do with Compaq. The IBM PC hardware was off-the-shelf components and design was published and well understood. The gatekeeper to the platform was the BIOS. One company simply copied the BIOS and fell afoul of copyright laws. Compaq reverse engineered the BIOS and produced a legal, superior product. And the clone market began. IBM's last effort to bottle that genie was the PS/2.
    13. Re:Absolute Rubbish by mckwant · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, PointCast was pull as well. I saw a speech by the guy at some Lotus conference back in the day, and ate with him. I was puzzling it out during his speech, so I just asked him whether it was a pull, and he said it was.

      If you think about it, to actually push from PointCast to a client, you'd need a daemon on the client box, and some sort of UDP streamcasting. Pointless bandwidth (to clients that are turned off, for instance) would be gargantuan.

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    14. Re:Absolute Rubbish by Rakarra · · Score: 1
      The Newton paved the way for PDAs, and the Newton in certain ways compares more than favorably with existing PDAs today.


      I think the Newton's influence is debatable. It's a flop, but maybe not that strong of one.


      DAT has been a staple of industry professionals for ages. As an indie filmmaker, I've found cheap digital audio equipment which is supposed to be superior to be rather poor in comparison. I'd kill to have good DAT equipment.


      DAT pales in popularity compared to what they were originally supposed to compete against: the audio CD. Eventually it only found a niche role: the recording professional. Most of it wasn't really DAT's fault -- regulations hampered the DAT industry and the convenience of CDs and their own lack of regulation let them take off. I wouldn't say DAT was a failure, but it didn't come close to living up to initial expectations.


      eBook readers are perhaps a flop in that few will invest a device that does solely that, but eBooks as a whole gain in popularity every year.


      They're gaining popularity every year, but it's still such a tiny number that it doesn't mean much. When eBooks come out with a screen that is as nice to read as the printed page (nothing anywhere even close has appeared yet) then maybe they'll live up to the promises.


      The PCjr entered an area when IBM-based PCs had hardly become the norm, and many critics believed a personal computer in the home would never become a reality. It was a step in the right direction, and people forget that there were MANY alternatives back then. The fact that 99% of home computers are based on IBM standards today is not a flop.


      I agree that I don't think the PCjr was a flop. The chiclet design of the keyboard let them add some interesting templates to it on a per-application bases (each application could come with a template to lay over the keyboard giving an at-a-glance reading of what each key would do) but overall typing on a chiclet keyboard is still painful.


      You'd be surprised how much technology comes from the porn industry.


      Oh no I wouldn't! It's a huge industry but one that people understandably don't like to talk about.. They're content producers, but they have a starkly different attitude from the RIAA/MPAA producers either -- they're especially practical about the technologies they'll support, and aggressive about adopting newer ones. The RIAA/MPAA by contrast are much more conservative, more concerned about relying on what works for them already and resisting change that new technology brings.

  40. Segway by JeremyR · · Score: 5, Interesting

    More in the category of "not living up to the hype" than "flop" is the Segway. "IT" (as it was known for more than a year, shrouded in secrecy for more than a year before its unveiling) was to be "revolutionary" and change all our lives. Did that happen? I'm still waiting...

    I'd also like to nominate Windows Vista for the list, but even that might be a little premature.

    1. Re:Segway by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      If their price point had been an order of magnitude lower, and the units were slightly smaller, it might have.

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    2. Re:Segway by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Segways launched at $10,000 a pop. $1,000 would have made them affordable.

      Please, try not to be so rude.

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    3. Re:Segway by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      Being deliberately crude and insulting doesn't add credence to your argument. What ever happened to manners, eh

    4. Re:Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not the parent poster you hate... it's your alcoholic father. You need to deal with this.

    5. Re:Segway by Animats · · Score: 1

      The Segway has to have been one of the most overhyped products of all time. When it was finally revealed on some TV show, the host said "That's it?".

      It's a beautiful piece of technology. The last piece of consumer mechanical engineering with that much originality was the Polaroid SX-70. But it's a demonstration that if you throw enough money at the wrong problem, you can solve it.

    6. Re:Segway by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

      Sadly he wasn't the one hyping it the hype came from people seeing it. I think it was less well recieved than the inventor hoped but part of that was the well being poisoned from the hype. Cities were banning them before the first one rolled off the assembly line. Everyone says they'd sell better if they were radically cheaper but from what I've heard they barely make a profit as it is. It has potential for industrial use and for a toy for those that can aford one but they are simply to expensive to make it to wide use. Also they aren't idiot proof which our fearless leader proved. Apparently he hopped on one without turning it on and fell over. Scary to think it was the leader of the free world.

    7. Re:Segway by Dave+the+Inverted · · Score: 1

      I'd regard the Segway more as a proof-of-concept, rather like the Apple Lisa. The Lisa gave us the Mac, and the Segway gave us the iBOT. (And I do think it's fair to call the iBOT life-changing.)

      Dav2.718

    8. Re:Segway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As premature as your last ejaculation.

    9. Re:Segway by Tomfrh · · Score: 1

      Just say "price".

    10. Re:Segway by Leuf · · Score: 1

      Except that iBOT came before the segway.

  41. Print Version by BlueCollarCamel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How hard is it to link the the single page print version...
    http://www.computerworld.com/action/article.do?com mand=printArticleBasic&articleId=9012345
    AC to avoid the whoring of karma.

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    1. Re:Print Version by BlueCollarCamel · · Score: 5, Funny

      Apparently you have to actually check the box for it to work...

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    2. Re:Print Version by camperdave · · Score: 1

      How hard is it to link the the single page print version...

      Perhaps the poster was trying to revive the paperless office?

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    3. Re:Print Version by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      karma whore

    4. Re:Print Version by defy+god · · Score: 1

      your attempt at posting anonymously was a flop...

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    5. Re:Print Version by Spacezilla · · Score: 1

      Nope, he got to make a statement about karma whoring and get karma for it, so I'm pretty sure it worked. :)

    6. Re:Print Version by hobbesx · · Score: 1

      Nope, he got to make a statement about karma whoring and get karma for it, so I'm pretty sure it worked. :)
      'He' in this case being himself, also whoring his non-karmic funny points.

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  42. Speech recognition by vivaoporto · · Score: 5, Funny

    From TFA:

    Over the years, Bill Gates (among others) has repeatedly predicted that speech recognition will be a major form of input, but it hasn't happened yet.

    That's not true. I'm posting this comment using a Windows Vista speech recognition software and Dear Aunt, let's set so double the killer delete select all.

    1. Re:Speech recognition by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      Plus, many of us use computers in public places where speech recognition would be clumsy, embarrassing or downright rude.

      Jay: "All you motherfuckers are gonna pay! You are the ones who are the ball-lickers! We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches!" etc. etc.

    2. Re:Speech recognition by GaryPatterson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I always like the way some people think of speech recognition as a Good Thing(tm).

      Imagine using a computer in a quiet office with a speech recognition. Sounds good, doesn't it? That's the environment of the executive, where it might make sense.

      Now imagine your work environment. I'm in an open-plan office here, and I can clearly hear the many people around me, even quite far away. Imagine if they were all talking to their computers!

      Yup. Bedlam. Shouting. Not the office of the future, but like a stockmarket of the past.

      Bill Gates has no vision. He's never had vision. He has business acumen, but never any vision.

    3. Re:Speech recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Furthermore "a href=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyLqUf4cdwc>he re's a video to prove how easy it is to program (a perl script) using speech recognition. It's almost faster than typing while still giving you enough time to recognize syntactical or logical errors before inputting them.

    4. Re:Speech recognition by Riktov · · Score: 1

      Now imagine your work environment. I'm in an open-plan office here, and I can clearly hear the many people around me, even quite far away. Imagine if they were all talking to their computers!

      Yup. Bedlam. Shouting. Not the office of the future, but like a stockmarket of the past.

      You don't shout at your co-workers, do you? What makes you think you'd have to shout at your computer?

      How can you tell that those people are far away and not speaking straight into your ear? If someone calls out to you from a random spot in the room, can you recognize his voice and know who it is without wondering which desk it came from? Do you ever wonder if any of those voices are coming out of your computer speaker and not from a person in the room?

      It may be bedlam, but you have the capablity to judge the direction and distance of sounds, to recognize a voice as that of a particular person, and distinguish a sound coming straight out of someone's vocal chords from the same person's speech pumped through a speaker. They are all unconscious human skills, but in the end it's your brain doing some signal processing on a set of raw sound waves, and there's nothing that prevents a computer system from doing the same thing as well, if not better.

      At first there may be social/human barriers to humans carrying out vocal conversations with their computer (though game-based or text-based conversations are something we've easily become comfortable with). But the acoustics of speech recognition just need time to perfect, and perfected it will be.

    5. Re:Speech recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you don't understand the difference in a cubicle farm when no-one is on the phone and when most people are on the phone.

      If a human (with decades of voice recognition training using specialised systems) on the other end of the phone sometimes has trouble determining what is being said directly into the mouthpiece because of background noise, what makes you think a computer can do it?

    6. Re:Speech recognition by Riktov · · Score: 1

      Nothing makes me think a computer could efficiently recognize speech piped through a tinny speaker and sent over static-filled copper telephone wires, any more than a human could. But a computer could probably understand that same speech by that same person, in the same noisy room, if placed 30cm directly in front of the speaker's mouth. Just like a human could.

    7. Re:Speech recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd say the reason why speech recognition isn't adopted has less to do with its insufficiencies but more with the fact that it is equivalent to the keyboard, not the mouse. It thus would work like a CLI, not like a GUI. But most people haven't mastered language (neither in speaking nor in writing) but are still in the stage of moaning and pointing.

    8. Re:Speech recognition by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      "You don't shout at your co-workers, do you? What makes you think you'd have to shout at your computer?"

      You missed the bit where I said I work in an open-plan environment. That means speech recognition would bring a world where everyone talks all the time to enter a document. I don't have tall partitions between desks in my area, only low ones. I'd be hearing their documents all day. It's bad enough we have a radio station there. I think I would start shouting!

      Typing is private. People like privacy and quiet to concentrate.

      Speech is public. Everything said is known to the people around you (and even if it may not be, you must assume they heard it).

      Speech recognition has lots of good things, lots of places it could work wonderfully. An open office is not such a place. The world of Star Trek isn't where we are now, and isn't even in the forseeable future.

      And don't even get me started on the interface used in Minority Report! Worst interface concept ever!

    9. Re:Speech recognition by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      I always like the way some people think of speech recognition as a Good Thing(tm).

      For users who don't have working fingers or hands, they're right.

    10. Re:Speech recognition by tb3 · · Score: 1

      "Bill Gates has no vision. He's never had vision. He has business acumen, but never any vision."
      That doesn't sound quite right. How about:
      "Bill Gates has no vision. He's never had vision. He has a complete lack of morals and ethics, but never any vision."

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    11. Re:Speech recognition by GaryPatterson · · Score: 1

      Yes, extra interfaces are great for the differently-abled. You're spot on.

      That's not what we're talking about here though. We need more than a handful of unusually handicapped users behind the next bit Thing (tm) or a new Good Thing (tm).

    12. Re:Speech recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, extra interfaces are great for the handicapped. You're spot on.

      Fixed that for ya.

  43. Newton != Flop by vertigoCiel · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Newton, while utlimately too large and expensive for widespread adoption, was certainly not a "flop" by any standards. Without the Newton tackling the quirks of handwriting recognition, and figuring out a GUI that works, there would be no Palm, and no PDA as we know it.

    1. Re:Newton != Flop by edwdig · · Score: 1

      The Newton didn't have too much to do with Palm. Right about the same time as the Newton came out, Palm, Geoworks, Casio, and Tandy worked together to release the Zoomer. It was 8086 based PDA that ran GEOS. The general feedback on it was that it was a great product, but it was too slow. Geoworks had wanted it to be 386 based, but I believe it was Tandy who insisted on the 8086.

      Anyway, after that venture, Palm split off on their own, and everyone knows the story from there.

    2. Re:Newton != Flop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Newton didn't have too much to do with Palm. Right about the same time as the Newton came out, Palm, Geoworks, Casio, and Tandy worked together to release the Zoomer. It was 8086 based PDA that ran GEOS. The general feedback on it was that it was a great product, but it was too slow. Geoworks had wanted it to be 386 based, but I believe it was Tandy who insisted on the 8086.

      Anyway, after that venture, Palm split off on their own, and everyone knows the story from there


      Hey, get with the program here, Apple is the source of all innovation.
    3. Re:Newton != Flop by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Palm, Geoworks, Casio, and Tandy never worked together.

      Palm had their PalmOS-based 68K devices that were very successful. It's software was far less ambitious than the Newton's and showed people could get along with much less functionality than a Newton with a smaller and cheaper device.

      Geoworks, Casio and Tandy had another approach, that had about the same form-factor as a Newton but with a x86 and software that was very limited if compared to Newton. It served to show people would not put up with limited functionality unless it was significantly cheaper and smaller than the real thing.

      IIRC HP had a x86 Geoworks-based thingie too, but with an interesting square screen.

    4. Re:Newton != Flop by edwdig · · Score: 1

      Palm was definitely involved in the Zoomer. The Palm Pilot came out around 95, whereas the Zoomer was about 92. Palm wrote the PIM software and I believe also the desktop sync, Geoworks did the OS, Casio the hardware, and Tandy the marketing. I've still got the SDK lying around somewhere, which included the Palm apps. I'm not sure who did the handwriting recognition, but Palm released Graffiti as an upgrade later on.

      I really don't know that much about the Zoomer, as I didn't know too much about it until after they stopped making it, but everyone at Geoworks consistently said that users loved the Zoomer, with the only complaint being it was too slow.

      HP's device was the OmniGo. 240x240 screen, with a double jointed hinge so that you could flip the keyboard all the way around behind the screen and use it strictly as a touch screen device. I had one of them - kinda sorta liked it, but in the end, I felt it did an ok job at everything, but didn't do a great job at anything.

  44. Re:YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK UNDER TEH BRIDGE by TheShadowHawk · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes... let out your anger... that's right... it will aaalll be ok soon.

    Now take back the zune you bought..... and buy an ipod.

    That's a good boy.

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  45. FTFA - learn binary please by guruevi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Quote: proving once again that in the warped universe of techno-hype, one plus one can equal zero.

    In the techno universe, we do binary, and 1 plus 1 will always yield 0 with a 1 in the overflow bin.

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    1. Re:FTFA - learn binary please by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      proving once again that in the warped universe of techno-hype, one plus one can equal zero.

            Nah, any computer programmer knows that 1 AND 1 = 1. Were you referring to XOR, by any chance?

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    2. Re:FTFA - learn binary please by seanadams.com · · Score: 1

      Nah, any computer programmer knows that 1 AND 1 = 1. Were you referring to XOR, by any chance?

      Quoi? XOR is indeed equivalent to addition, but he never said that AND means "plus". AND is of course equivalent to multiplication:

      1 x 1 = 1
      1 x 0 = 0
      0 x 1 = 0
      0 x 0 = 0

  46. Absolute Rubber. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The NetPC? I still know people who own Web TV, and the market might have continued if Microsoft hadn't bought them out."

    The main limitation on WebTV was the display. But as those improve WebTV will remain viable(HDTV). Mainly because a lot of people don't want to deal with the complexity and headache of a PC (that's why consoles do well)

    "You'd be surprised how much technology comes from the porn industry."

    In the past. Presently innovation is coming from elsewhere.

  47. If were going to pick on Microsoft by MSRedfox · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd say Windows ME is pretty high up there. While BOB was dead in the water from the get go, Windows ME just took a little while longer to die.

    1. Re:If were going to pick on Microsoft by __aalwyc6372 · · Score: 1

      ahaha lol, i thought bob was just some stupid joke? :D

    2. Re:If were going to pick on Microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait. Windows ME? Are you joking? Have you heard of Windows Vista?
      Windows ME worked, lots of people decided to use it, and lots of people decided to stick with it.
      There were some bugs, but all in all it was a fully legitimate "upgrade" to 95 (or was it 97?).

      Windows Vista has had nothing but DEVASTATING reviews.
      Anyone with a CHOICE refuses to use it.
      It is currently becoming widely deployed BECAUSE businesses think they'll be forced to use it.
      As more and more bugs roll out, people will pay higher and higher premiums for old XP copies, and MAC will gain traction.

      Now, somebody please sue Steve Jobs into letting me run MAC OS on hardware that doesn't cost $2,000 for 100x100 screen resolution.

  48. I love you, PCjr by Chris+Pimlott · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yeah, I'm a little miffed about that. The PCjr was the first home computer my family had and we had a blast with it. Some of the points in the article are a bit unfair; the wireless keyboard wasn't the only option, we had a wired one with perfectly normal keys. Some of the software was on the bizarre cartridges but most came on perfectly normal 5.25" floppy disks (including the original King's Quest, originally written specifically for the PCjr). Sure, it didn't have a hard drive, but that wasn't very unusual at the time, and is perfectly understandable since it was intended as affordable system.

    For a computer of the time it had unusually good video and audio capacity (okay, so it was basically 4 channels of PC speaker. Still, that was better than most). There was a ton of good software for it. It came with BASIC in the system ROM (me and my brother cut our teeth transcribing games from Family Computer magazine). If it weren't for the PCjr, I would be undoubtably be a different person today.

  49. I can't believe they forgot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CmdrTaco's wedding night. That limp-wristed, limp-dicked fag took half a dozen viagra and still couldn't get it up.

  50. F22 Raptor trip over dateline Re:Y2K?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the recent test flight of the new F22 Raptors as previously reported on Slashdot: Software Bug Halts F-22 Flight is all one needs to point out when discussing how successful the Y2K effort was.

  51. What about MiniDisc? by ZeldorBlat · · Score: 2, Informative

    It was as big a flop as DAT, only better. I suppose the incredibly cheap price of blank CD media can be held responsible for both these failures...

    1. Re:What about MiniDisc? by adrianmonk · · Score: 1

      Sure, MiniDisc was a flop, but if you want to see a real flop of an audio format, you can do better than that. First of all, there's quadraphonic vinyl, but even those were a huge success compared with Digital Compact Cassette.

    2. Re:What about MiniDisc? by soliptic · · Score: 1

      What planet are you on? DAT is a higher definition format than CDs (48khz instead of 44.1). Minidiscs are lower, being (lossily) compressed. DAT machines are still found (in use) in pretty much every professional audio facility in the world. Minidisc players are mostly found (broken) at junk sales or at the bottom of boxes in attics. In what way are minidiscs better again?

  52. No Apple product was ever a flop!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please take it off the list before you make me cry.

    Sincerely,

    Every stupid Apple user (aka Steve Job's buttboys)

    1. Re:No Apple product was ever a flop!! by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      I know you're probably attempting humor, but I believe even the most rabid Apple fans would concede that at least one Apple product was indeed a big flop...

      The Apple III

      Still, it does look pretty cool, and I would love to find one of these at a thrift store. It would look really nice next to my TRS-80 Model III and the Vectrex.

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  53. Not a bug. by Belial6 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Y2K was not a bug. It was the fact that the software was used out of spec. The programs that would have had a problem with Y2k were never designed to be used past the year 2000. That was the point. Saying that Y2K was a bug is exactly the same as saying all of our software now suffers from the Y10K bug. The Y2K problem was usually created because the software lasted longer than expected. It's usually considered good when a product lasts longer than expected.

    Now, you could argue that choosing a 2 digit year was a bad design decision, but the reality is that every product draws a line where they expect their product to fail, and decide that making the product even more robust just doesn't justify the cost.

    1. Re:Not a bug. by MishgoDog · · Score: 3, Funny

      Damn straight! It wasn't a bug, it was a feature!

    2. Re:Not a bug. by fabs64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is false, a bug causes undefined, undocumented behaviour, had the systems with the Y2K BUG popped up an error message saying "this software is not meant to run past 30/12/1999" as well has having this behaviour documented, then you would be right.
      As it is I'm not aware of any systems that did this.

    3. Re:Not a bug. by Tim+Browse · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mike: Maybe you shouldn't have poured that washing up liquid into it.
      Vyv: But the manual said: "Ensure machine is clean and free of dust before use."
      Mike: Yeah, but it didn't say: "Ensure machine is full of washing up liquid."
      Vyv: Ah, but it didn't say: "Ensure machine isn't full of washing up liquid."

  54. silly article by wmeyer · · Score: 1

    What this article demonstrates most clearly is that the writer knows little about many of the items on the list. OS/2 was not without problems, but it got more things right than wrong, and saved my butt on a major project that was causing Win3.11 to crash in a heartbeat. DAT, as has been noted, was not a flop, but lost its shot at commercial (consumer) success because of the greed of the RIAA, and the stupidity of politicians. And so it goes. Many other comments have pointed out the errors in other topics. The real bottom line is that when you don't know the history, and don't do the research, you can write pretty silly stuff.

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  55. Vista? by phalse+phace · · Score: 1, Funny

    Surprised nobody's mentioned Windows Vista yet.

    It's bound to be a bigger flop than Windows ME....

    1. Re:Vista? by grolschie · · Score: 1

      (Score:0, Flamebait)? I would actually concur with parent on this.

  56. DRM by jas_public · · Score: 2, Informative

    Some of the loudest hype has been for DRM, which is a major ongoing flop. It required US legislation (DMCA) just to artificially prolong the flop.

  57. Slashdot by Nimey · · Score: 1

    Tag story slashdot.

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  58. SelectaVision anyone? by edwardpickman · · Score: 4, Informative

    This had to be one of the biggest flops in history. Essentially a LP record that played movies they started to degrade after the first few playings and were never that good to begin with. RCA lost something like 60 million on that turkey and today it's all but forgotten.

  59. But Microsoft Bob had an amazing effect by stox · · Score: 4, Funny

    It got Bill Gates laid, and a wife. That, alone, was worth the cost of development.

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    1. Re:But Microsoft Bob had an amazing effect by MPHellwig · · Score: 1

      "and a wife" is a hidden cost factor here and may I say very high indeed.
      About half of everything he owns.

    2. Re:But Microsoft Bob had an amazing effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      About half of everything he owns.

      Two words: pre-nuptial contract.

    3. Re:But Microsoft Bob had an amazing effect by badc0ffee · · Score: 1

      When I hear Microsoft BoB, I think of the story of the Biker Babe that wanted a tattoo on her butt for her boyfriend, but only had enough money for 2 characters, so she had a big "B" on each cheek for "Biker Babe". When she pulled down her pants and bent over to show her boyfriend the tat, all he could say was "Who the (explitives deleted) is BoB?". Images of goatze... ewwww.

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    4. Re:But Microsoft Bob had an amazing effect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't believe the hollywood version of community property. Reality is only 50% of what he earns during the marriage. The billions he made before the wedding is still his.

  60. I Remember Qube by lenski · · Score: 3, Interesting

    My first job out of school. Very cool place. Their polling system consisted of a stack of Data General Nova single board computers, each responsible for polling one supertrunk. They were supervised by a Data General Eclipse (the polling system), which had aggregate responsibility for the entire system.

    There was a separate Eclipse, the "Studio System", which used a high speed interprocessor bus to move polling data to and from the polling system.

    I wrote several of the studio system's technical scripts, which needed to be synchronized with the TV shows.

    QUBE flopped as a technology due mostly to the fact that people are (and were in the late 70's) in the habit of being couch potatoes, rather than interacting through a rather stilted 2-way system.

    QUBE gave two-way cable communications hardware people some pretty good practice in how to run signals both ways through a hierarchical network. Eventually, (with huge improvements, etc.) it led to today's cable modems.

    A cute cultural story: The two-way boxes were designed by Pioneer Electronics (the stereo folks) in Japan. The Japanese engineers had absolutely no idea how quickly Americans would learn to hack the boxes to watch pay-per-view premium content without the box reporting that they had selected premium channels. It turns out that the box was designed to detect channel change events and track the changes, rather than reporting the channel that was currently selected for viewing. The result was that as soon as someone discovered how to disable the change detection logic (with a paper clip), they started watching premium content for free.

    The business management folks had me write a program that statistically analyzed premium purchasing habits, noting (for example) when a given customer transitioned from several months of reasonable amount of premium content, to absolutely zero premium viewing. The program was called "zerobill". Naturally, its capabilities grew in various ways to track a whole range of statistics about viewing habits during the next few years. Eventually, zerobill became *the report* that every manager wanted to see, every morning without fail. I had some *exceptionally early* mornings caused by various bugs and vicissitudes in the database.

    Phone rings...
    Me: (knowing damn well what was coming next) Hello?
    Night operator: "Daily batch died."
    Me: "and..."
    Night operator: "Not sure, it looks like an error."
    Me: "Did it leave a suicide note, or was it just shot in the head?"
    et cetera...

    My best friend and I were not scheduled the evening of the Rundgren concert, and we had a *kickass* time at the concert, including a little while backstage. It was a great time and place to be a young software geek, mixing television and technology.

  61. An oldie but a goodie: THOR-CD by unfortunateson · · Score: 2, Informative

    During the late 1980's, Radio Shack declared that they were creating the first writeable CD. Called THOR-CD, they were a couple years before CD-R of any kind, and there was a whirlwind of press. Years went by, no product ever arrived.

    Read more here: http://aroundcny.com/technofile/texts/thorcd88.htm l

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  62. CueCat?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What, no CueCat?!

    (Or even a nod to its sad predecessor, the Cauzin Softstrip?)

  63. The Newton rocks! by KH2002 · · Score: 1

    A few years later, Apple really got the Newton right, but nobody noticed -- everyone had had too much fun making jokes about the earlier models. I can't think of any other 7-year-old tech device that's still amazing & useful...

  64. DAT, etc.-Will the real document please stand up? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Finally, the paperless office is not dead. It just smells funny. I worked with a number of law firms and mortgage companies who are carrying decades of paperwork around, and are either using solutions that allow them to scan/index/search/retrieve these documents or are looking for one. It's a really big deal in the real estate industry considering that each mortgage closing generates a package that can be a couple of hundred pages. Multiply that by a typical mortgage company's 2,000 to 10,000 closings a year and consider that these documents need to be retained for as long as thirty years."

    Look up "Paper trail". It's easier in this digital age to fake things than it is in the analog world.

  65. PS3 Floppage by martintheconquerer · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anybody believe that Sony has a pvp flagged lvl 30's chance in Stranglethorn Vale's of not making the flop of the century?

  66. Tablet PCs by Timbotronic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "within five years it will be the most popular form of PC sold in America" - Bill Gates 2001

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    1. Re:Tablet PCs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One could hardly call Tablet PCs a failure. They aren't popular in the home market, but every time I go to the doctor, auto mechanic and a variety of other businesses... there you see them.

      The tablet PC has replaced PDAs, where they were going to be used for business.

    2. Re:Tablet PCs by Sapphon · · Score: 1

      ... and I honestly can't see why they're not. I have one, and it's awesome: I use it for work, study, everything.

      On the phone, need to write something down? Scribble it on the Tablet. Taking notes in class? On the Tablet. Drawing graphs, equations, or annotating lectures slides? On the tablet. For a student, it's a dream: I have the material from every class (and classes from previous semesters) with me at all time, searchable in seconds - and that includes my handwriting.

      Absolutely the only thing I can see that's keeping Tablets from replacing laptops is the higher cost: once that comes down - and it will, with time - I can't imagine why people would choose a regular computer over one with touch input.

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  67. Hmmm by TB · · Score: 1

    Love how they mention push tech and yet they have an RSS feed on their site.

    1. Re:Hmmm by chromatic · · Score: 2, Funny

      You went to the Midvale School for the Gifted, didn't you?

  68. what killled divx? 3 year old girls. by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 1
    Imagine having to pay a buck or so EVERY TIME your sweet little girl wanted to see "Little Mermaid" or "Cinderella". Then compare that to how much it costs to BUY the DVD outright. No point to DivX, and all I would need would be to have to pay $6 in a weekend because poopsie-doodles wanted to see Bambi 8 times in two days...

    DivX was a bad idea done poorly.

    DivX the codec, now that's a different smoke...

    RS

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    1. Re:what killled divx? 3 year old girls. by Compenguin · · Score: 1

      I still don't really understand what the big objection to DIVX was. It works like a rental. If you want to watch the movie once buy the DIVX, if you want to watch it a lot buy the DVD. Do you think movie rentals are bad because if you want to watch the movie again you have to rent it again?

      I realize there was some concern that movie studios might start releasing DIVX only but i think that seems kind of likely that would be like them releasing something as rental only.

      I'm not a big DRM fan but I think DIVX was over vilified.

    2. Re:what killled divx? 3 year old girls. by makomk · · Score: 1

      If Wikipedia is to be believed, Disney did originally release all their films exclusively on DIVX rather than on DVDs (and so did some other companies). Of course, there was the option of paying out more for unlimited viewings on that player, but think how many households now have several DVD players and how many people lend DVDs to friends...

    3. Re:what killled divx? 3 year old girls. by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The largest problem with DIVX was the internal resistance to the idea from within the DVD-Video development community, and the fact that the DVD-Video licensing bodies openly opposed the proposal as going against established standards.

      There were other technical problems with the format that also caused huge problems, not to mention a completely separate video player that was incompatible with DVD-Video equipment that also made adoption difficult. Think here Betamax vs. VHS all over again, but with DIVX having not only the short end of the stick and starting out much later, but also not having the huge bucks from major backers (like DVD-Video had... including Time-Warner as a content provider) and questions about patent violations as well.... which were also owned by the DVD-Video guys.

      DIVX claimed to be using DVD-Video technology (and there were indeed many similarities), but they didn't really stick to the standard in any meaningful way. It even needed entirely different authoring software, so the Beta vs. VHS goes even further than just two different player formats.

      About the only thing going for DIVX was the harder encryption and the business model that some studios did like (notably Disney). You should note that even now Disney doesn't use the "DVD-Video" logo on any of its products, but instead uses a "Disney DVD" logo to advertise it is DVD-compatable. Grab a Disney video on DVD and check. This isn't accidental and is something left over from the DIVX days. You will find the "DVD-Video" logo on anything made by Time-Warner, however, and most other "major" Hollywood studios.

  69. Missing Flops by hudsucker · · Score: 1

    I nominate the CueCat.

    And the MiniDisc.

    And any of Iomega's proprietary formats: Zip, Jaz, Clik! (aka PocketZip), REV, etc.

    1. Re:Missing Flops by admactanium · · Score: 1

      And any of Iomega's proprietary formats: Zip, Jaz, Clik! (aka PocketZip), REV, etc.
      i'm not sure zip or jaz belong in the "flop" category. the zip disk was amazing when it came out as far as $/Mb ratio. in my industry we all used syquests and the most common form of them was the 44Mb version. those disk ran about $75 per at the time. when the zip disk came into being with 100Mb disks for $20, everyone in my industry abandoned syquest and let them drown in their own hubris. they had a strangehold on the "affordable" high-capacity portable storage market at the time and were gladly fleecing their users.

      i think the zip disk was more a victim of a very short lifespan because it was eventually destroyed by cd-r's. zip disks were a very successful and useful product for a rather short amount of time. better technology just happened to obsolete it faster than most other success stories.

    2. Re:Missing Flops by hudsucker · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you are correct, I was just thinking about how Iomega squandered the opportunity for Zip to be a ubiquitous standard.

      Think back to 1998. The iMac has been introduced and shockingly has no floppy drive, because Steve Jobs said that 1.44 MB disks are too small to be of any use. Magazine articles were written about "What will replace the floppy disk"?

      The candidates were Zip 100MB, SyQuest EZ135, magneto-optical discs and the 120 MB Super Floppy. The CD-R specification had just been published, but back then no one was thinking that it would replace the floppy disk.

      Some machines did start coming with internal Zip drives as an option, but it never really reached critical mass ... the point where it would be considered standard equipment. Probably because the price per disk was so high -- they still cost $9 per 100 MB disk today!

      So where are we today? There still is no standard replacement for a floppy drive. Yes, CD-RW drives are standard now, but packet-writing software isn't a standard part of Windows or Mac OS operating systems.

      (And even if you have packet-writing software from somewhere else, there are compatibility problems between vendors and versions. I have a CD that was written using IBM DLA that can't be read using Roxio DirectCD.)

    3. Re:Missing Flops by admactanium · · Score: 1

      i believe we do have a replacement for the floppy in email. for files that small it's really the best solution. if that doesn't work, then a usb stick or an ipod works well. i don't think we'll see a true replacement for the floppy because we just don't need it. floppies are not really a great medium anyway, just the best at the time and world without ubiquitous internet access.

  70. qube wasn't really a flop by self+assembled+struc · · Score: 1

    it generated both nick and mtv (which, hate them if you will are media juggernauts), as well as on-demand (the pay-per-view most americans get in their home).

    that's pretty successful if you ask me...

  71. The soul still burns? by Mongoose · · Score: 1

    The Dreamcast... was seriously injuried... but the soul still burns.

    1. Re:The soul still burns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that one Y,Y,Y combo with nightmare and seigfreid always sounded like
      "rick, rick, sally"
      or
      "rick, how could you"
      to me.

      but seriously, the parent is so right. soulcalibur on dreamcast was fn amazing.
      something about their developers is just a paradigm of correct game making.

      -load times. excellent. above and beyond what is seen by games with 1/4th of the graphics and fluidity of motion.
      -graphics. excellent, as a matter of fact -BETTER- than the arcade version!! how often does that happen for home consoles?
      -balancing. excellent. you can get damn good, beyond all of your friends good, and still, every once in a blue moon, find a newbie 1st time player that can school you with button mashing. that, IMO, is excellent balancing (aka, unbeatable combos that are unbeatable 10 out of 10 times without fail, mastered by months of playing, don't exactly exist.)

      if you ask me what killed the dreamcast, ill tell you. i used it all the time. the utopia bootloader and subsequent 'same disc' bootloaders that made anyone that could burn an iso the owner of -every single DC game- he wanted enough to download said iso.

      with every failed sony drm hardware&software patent in mind:
      sony was seriously injured. but the soul still burns. welcome back, to the stage of history.

  72. How soon they forget by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    Nothing will ever be as big a flop as ME. I hear Bill Gates still wakes up in a cold sweat screaming "ME"! Remember the ads where Microsoft was actually boasting that XP didn't crash as much as ME? I doubt Microsoft would ever let another debacle like ME happen again. I think they learned their lesson there.

    1. Re:How soon they forget by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Windows ME wasn't really all that bad, but it was advertised as something it wasn't.

      All Windows ME represented was the final version of MS-DOS and Windows 1.0/2.0/3.1/'95 and that line of development. In many ways ME was way better than '95, but the computer industry had simply gone on. And Windows NT (based on a completely different line of development and even a separate development team) turned out to be so much better that it blew ME away on nearly every issue, once NT had worked out its own bugs. It didn't hurt that the NT development teams had started out designing other real-world operating systems like VMS either (where the threading software for NT is nearly code compatable with VMS, and even uses some of the same constants).

      As far as how ME was marketed... all I can say is that many products are marketed just as poorly and have similar problems. Especially when there are competing products within the same company that arguably are of better quality. That by itself should have killed the product, but sometimes companies get so large that you have competing bureaucracies that are hard to let go away without a strong CEO stepping in and killing it. NT was the side bet and not considered the bread and butter, so it wasn't taken as seriously.

  73. Want a flop: the DBX 700. by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Well, although it would never appear in a list like this because it's just too obscure, if you're an audio geek, one of the biggest early-digital flops was the DBX Model 700. (Full disclosure: I wrote the linked WP article.)

    It was similar to the Sony PCM F1 in function -- basically a box without any moving parts, that took an audio signal at one end, and put out a composite video signal at the other that you recorded using a VCR. But rather than using PCM recording, it used a system that's a lot more like SACD. It was a very high sample rate (~600 kHz) but with one-bit samples; each sample basically was a "shift up" or "shift down" relative to the last sample. There's a lot more to it than that, but in essence it was digital recording but without many of the downsides to early PCM: the need for "brickwall" filters to eliminate high frequencies, the hard clipping, etc. It was a digital recorder for people who had cut their teeth on analog tape, and it sounded really, really good.

    Unfortunately it was much more complex and expensive than PCM, and the rise of CDs as a format was the nail in its coffin (it made a great mixdown format if you were going to vinyl, though, and they even had a special add-on for it that let it interface directly to a vinyl-cutting lathe, to compensate for the fact that you can't 'undercrank' a digital tape directly). But in terms of cool 80s audio technology, IMO it stands alone.

    As a plus, it has the coolest switchable peak-reading LED meters on the front of it. I keep one in my rack just for that.

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    1. Re:Want a flop: the DBX 700. by ktakki · · Score: 1

      Sweet.

      Me, I couldn't afford a DAT recorder when they first came out, but in 1989 I bought a Toshiba DX900 videocassette recorder. It recorded 14-bit PCM to video, along with Hi-Fi analog stereo and VHS mono. A steal at $899. Still have it, still works, after an overhaul 10 years ago.

      As backup, I bought a Nakamichi converter that's functionally identical to a Sony F-1. When I can't get parts or service for the Toshiba, the Nak will work with any VHS deck.

      I mixed hundreds of songs down to that Toshiba. Not quite 16-bit (the two extra bits were used for error correction), but it filled the gap before I could afford DAT (and a Mac that could run ProTools).

      k.

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  74. Duh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now where's Vista? Ought to be top of the list, Windows ME should be second.

  75. Transportation, transportation by Gogogoch · · Score: 1

    Dipping across the Atlantic, the Sinclair C5 electric car http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinclair_C5 was not only a flop but a product of unrivalled ridicule. Unrivalled, except maybe for the Segue. Yes, I know some postal works, police and airport employees use them with gusto - but the city-transforming personal transportation vehicle of the future it is not.

  76. Bob really sucked by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 5, Funny
    Bob had a very interesting attitude towards security, since tightened up a bit with XP and Vista. Type in the wrong password three times and a help message popped up "You seem to be having problems remembering your password. Would you like to pick another one?"

    Bob was, however by far the most innovative UI MS ever produced. It just innovated in a direction that nobody wanted to go!

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    1. Re:Bob really sucked by HAKdragon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Bob was, however by far the most innovative UI MS ever produced. It just innovated in a direction that nobody wanted to go!

      Unfortunately, Packard Bell wanted to go there.

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    2. Re:Bob really sucked by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      Bob was, however by far the most innovative UI MS ever produced. It just innovated in a direction that nobody wanted to go! That's generally called "a mistake", not innovation.
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    3. Re:Bob really sucked by necrognome · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In a sense, however, Microsoft Bob was a tremendous success for its project manager, Melinda French. I'll let you do some googling to find out what happened to her.

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    4. Re:Bob really sucked by jbrader · · Score: 1

      My first computer was a Packard Bell with Navigator. We took it off about a week after we got the machine. It was really awful but to this day I want to live in that house.

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  77. Where's my Sony MiniDisk by dollar99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The first thing that came to mind for me was the Sony MiniDisk. For a while in the late 90's all I remember is late-nite and weekend infomercials for the Sony MiniDisk. I waited forever for that thing to take off. It was apparently another attempt to succede the audio tape but I feel its a way better flop than DAT because I've actually seen DAT.

  78. I Owned an IBM Computer! by BigFoot48 · · Score: 1

    I bought one of the IBM Jrs in 1984. It was the first computer that I personally owned and for $1,000, IIRC, it was a bargain with a 14" color monitor. And yes, for that price it didn't have a hard drive, and was not expandable or customizable, but it ran Flight Simulator and Lotus 123 very well off 5 1/4" floppies thank you very much. In those heady years, after coming off of Apple IIs, it was a joy and wonder to say "I have an IBM computer in my home!".

    1. Re:I Owned an IBM Computer! by ksheff · · Score: 1

      I take it you never picked up a PC Enterprises PCjr expansion catalog.

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  79. Y2K was actually a good thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When the SEC and various stock exchanges had to take a serious look at the Y2K bug, they also put some procedures in place, should the bug rear it's ugly head. As a result, the NYSE and other exchanges were prepared, in part, for 9/11. Some surviving dot-coms were forced into early retirement and a lot of other companies lost a loads of value but it could have been a whole lot worse had those procedural changes not been implemented.

  80. I had a PCjr by ksheff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It ran Word Perfect, 123, TurboC, MathCAD, a slew of various BBS programs and games. It's what I used for a computer in high school and college. It was cheap for an IBM compatible machine at the time. While most people bitch and moan about how terrible the 'chiclet' keyboard was, they forget that it didn't take IBM too long to ditch it and replace it with a decent one. IIRC, it was about the same size and feel as the "Happy Hacker" keyboards that used to advertise on /. a few years ago.

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    1. Re:I had a PCjr by RyanJBlack · · Score: 1

      Here here! I also had a PCjr, and used it for basic programming (if i remember correctly, it had a BASIC cartridge), wordperfect, BBS access, and of course games (anything by Sierra, basically). I never even heard of the "chiclet" keyboard, the one I had was relatively normal. And wired... it plugged in with a phone-like jack. Wil Wright's Music Construction Set was also a favourite of mine, and really showed off what the PCjr was capable of, musically.

      I quite enjoyed my PCjr, and it was way cheaper than what we later "upgraded" to, an XT8086. While the upgrade was certainly faster, it was a few years before the "adlib" music synthesizer (later sound blaster) could match what the PCjr could do natively.

  81. Bubble memory by Michael+Woodhams · · Score: 1

    This was the Next Big Thing in the early 80s, aimed at the niche currently occupied by flash memory - non-volatile, midway between RAM and disk in terms of speed and price. Companies like Texas Instruments and Intel sunk large quantities of money into R&D. Few products got to market and those that did faded very quickly. Basically hard drives just caught up in speed but at much lower price.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bubble_memory

    I do wonder if, had the technology been a few years earlier, whether it could have carved out a niche. If it were shipping in large volume, could the correspondingly high R&D spend have kept it competitive? In an alternate history, could we be using (orders of magnitude improved) bubble memory today instead of flash?

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  82. Y2K was not a FLOP!!! by nuckfuts · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am soooooo fucking tired of hearing people say that Y2K was a "flop" of some kind. Ya, the world didn't grind to a halt, but that's NOT because there wasn't a HUGE NUMBER of VERY SERIOUS PROBLEMS. It's because a HUGE NUMBER OF MAN-HOURS WERE SPENT making sure the problems were fixed on time.

    I personally tested systems that simply FUCKING BARFED when the date rolled over. Entire systems. Important systems. In some cases they actually had to be REPLACED because it wasn't possible to fix the problems.

    So don't ridicule the hype that preceeded Y2K. Without the hype many PHB's would not have approved funding for the testing, fixing and replacements that ensured your sorry ass didn't get stuck in an elevator or a traffic jam or whatever.

    1. Re:Y2K was not a FLOP!!! by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Amen. I couldn't have said it better!

    2. Re:Y2K was not a FLOP!!! by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      Yup. I personally spent about six man-months fixing Y2K bugs that would have caused serious problems had they not been fixed.

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  83. How about the original MSN by tap · · Score: 3, Informative

    Not the one that's around now, but the first one from back in 1994. The Internet was just starting to take off, and Microsoft wanted to kill it. The Microsoft Network was a non-TCP/IP non-Internet network that was supposed to be a Microsoft controlled version of the internet. I saw a presentation on it by some Microsoft manager back in 1994/1995 at some Washington Software Association event. They did a demonstration of an "MSN-brower" connecting to an "MSN-site" to view some "MSN-pages" and buy some toner cartridges. Supposedly it was real, but who knows.... Someone asked if Browser X (that would be Netscape) could use the Microsoft Network, and the answer was "No, only Microsoft will be able to create software for the Microsoft Network." I predicted it would be an utter failure, and it was. Microsoft couldn't innovate their way out a paper bag, much less out innovate everyone on the Internet. Microsoft's thinking was that there was nothing else one could want with the Internet but one store where you could buy toner cartidges.

    1. Re:How about the original MSN by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      You want a good laugh? I was actually somewhat worried at the time that the MSN Network would provide serious competition for the Internet. Yeah, I know...

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  84. PCJr was still a flop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The idea of an affordable home pc may live on but it was done before the PCJr and more successfully (Commodore 64, Apple II, etc.). In that sense the PCJr was still a flop.

  85. Where is AOL? by burnitdown · · Score: 0

    That's the biggest flop of all... well I guess it did make money. Maybe making money is a flop, because I'd much rather use an Apple Lisa than AOL!

  86. All hail MD...obsolete at last. by MsGeek · · Score: 1

    Only the newer CF mini-recorders could obsolete MiniDisc. Great for recording audio for podcasts. Yeah, it's lossy and ATRAC and you can't really get digital data off the discs without major hassle (the analog hole is your friend) but they were great and fit in your pocket.

    Now with CF media getting cheap, and CF mini-recorders that are all too happy to move audio data at USB2 speed to your computer, whether it's a Mac or a PC, it's almost time for me to retire my beloved little MD "Walkman."

    Anyone want to buy some unused, still in the wrapper MD media?

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  87. Re:YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK UNDER TEH BRIDGE by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

    Look, Mrs Gates... Your son can fight his own battles. He plays it pretty rough in debate too.

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  88. CircuitCity's DIVX was GREAT! by DaveJay · · Score: 2, Funny

    Are you kidding me? That Circuit City disaster was fantastic. I was able to pick up a really good DVD player really, really cheap because it had DIVX support and they were end-of-lifing the product due to lack of sales. It was like $50 at a time when DVD players were still $200 or so.

  89. Iridium not dead and won't be by Eil · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Although Iridium failed commercially, it's not quite fair to call it a flop. The military makes extensive use of Iridium phones. Sea-faring vessels, aircrew, ground forces, you name it. In many cases, Iridium phones are replacing medium- and long-range radio communications altogether. I've no idea what the phones or service cost. But for what civilian companies usually charge the government for well, anything, I'm sure it's more than enough to keep Iridium afloat for a good long time.

    Also the external Iridium antennas look like dildos.

    1. Re:Iridium not dead and won't be by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      Also the external Iridium antennas look like dildos. can you set the phone to vibrate instead of ring? That would explain the extensive use

    2. Re:Iridium not dead and won't be by dasimms · · Score: 1

      And the Iridium flares (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iridium_flare) are fun to watch!

    3. Re:Iridium not dead and won't be by ahoehn · · Score: 1

      I have to agree here. Iridium is one of the devices from the list that comes into the "Awesome and useful, but still too expensive" catagory. The current Iridium phone costs over $1,000 and about $0.80/min, keeping it in the range of people who really need it, or have too much money. If it were to come down to an affordable price I'd love to have one for remote travels.

      Another one is the Sony Reader. I've played with a couple of those, and they're excellent. E-ink serves the device extremely well, it's very readable, and customizable. Sure, there's something to be said about holding a paper book in your hands, but there's also something to be said for downloading .pdf books from Bittorrent, or digital magazine subscriptions. The problem is that at something like $300, that's quite an investment in books. Sony has yet to partner with a digital book store that subsidizes the reader's purchase with a subscription fee, which could be one answer. The other answer is rumors and an FCC filing of an upcoming $50 ebook reader from Amazon.

      Great devices, just too expensive for now.

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    4. Re:Iridium not dead and won't be by Teancum · · Score: 1

      It will be interesting if the alt.space groups get their act together and make very affordable LEO spaceflight possible, how this might impact a decision to expand/replace Iridium service. Certainly the electronics that went into the original Iridium satellites has improved significantly in the decades since it was first sent up, and other raw manufacturing costs of nearly all of the other components (except for the metal cases themselves) has also dropped significantly, including solar cells and even batteries with control circuits that could withstand the environment of Low-Earth Orbit.

      If you could reduce the launch costs to under $5 million per satellite, improved bandwidth, and cheaper satellites as well, I think you could make a business case to simply replace the Iridium system entirely. The problem with Iridium satellites is that they are using 1980's technology and launch costs exceeding $100 million per satellite. In other words, it was a premature idea, not necessarily something that won't ever work.

    5. Re:Iridium not dead and won't be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      $.80/min is cheap compared to using the satellite phone services provided on board a plane or a cruise ship. I just recently paid $150 for a couple of phone calls (total of ~30min) from the Caribbean to the US... At that rate, a $1000 phone would pay for itself in a few hours. ...I suppose anybody on a cruise has too much money though so you may be correct.

    6. Re:Iridium not dead and won't be by Eil · · Score: 1

      Another one is the Sony Reader. I've played with a couple of those, and they're excellent. E-ink serves the device extremely well, it's very readable, and customizable. Sure, there's something to be said about holding a paper book in your hands, but there's also something to be said for downloading .pdf books from Bittorrent, or digital magazine subscriptions. The problem is that at something like $300, that's quite an investment in books. Sony has yet to partner with a digital book store that subsidizes the reader's purchase with a subscription fee, which could be one answer. The other answer is rumors and an FCC filing of an upcoming $50 ebook reader from Amazon.

      I would easily shell out $300 for a device that uses e-ink and can read PDFs, plain text, and HTML and do so as effectively as they read whatever proprietary formats are on the device. I wouldn't mind paying for e-books, but I want good support for non-DRM'd formats as well since I do a lot of technical reading. Problem is, nobody makes nor is planning to make such a device. (Or at least, not that I'm aware.)

      Part of the reason is that publishing companies are scared beyond belief that e-books might actually catch on, just as record companies feared that they would be made obsolete with the advent of the Internet. They don't yet realize that they can harness the electronic book model to their advantage. But of course the truth is, the first company that comes along and endorses a good inexpensive reader and really starts pushing e-books with light or no DRM is going to make a killing and could possibly control the market for a good long time.

      If Amazon can follow through on this, good on them. Apple would also do extremely well and could very probably change the book industry as quickly as they changed the music industry. Practically every college student in the world now stores their music collection on an iPod, it's not a stretch that they'd also like to carry their entire textbook collection on an iReader.

    7. Re:Iridium not dead and won't be by schotty · · Score: 1

      Rather expensive. I was looking at a phone that was $1200 USD with a plan that was close to $300 a month for the bare minimum minutes I would expect to need. I ended up not going down that path (change in career), so I never actually ordered it. But as aforementioned by another poster, it is a rock solid service that cannot be touched by other cellphone carriers. Expensive - yes. Unique -- oh hell yeah! As aforementioned, it replaces alot of high end radio equipment into a rather managable formfactor (large canybar style phones generally).

      Phones (example, there are others) - http://www.globalcomsatphone.com/globalstar/gsp170 0/
      Plan rates - http://www.globalcomsatphone.com/satellite/service s/globalstar.html

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  90. VRMMORPG by wolf369T · · Score: 0

    Just imagine: a virtual reality suit, with helmet and gloves and everything, pluged into Second Life environment. I admit, the fly effect will be hard to reproduce, but I still think that VR and MMORPG can be a huge succes, if the price for the equipment will be not higher than 400-500$. Who will need Wii anymore?
    Plus:
    1. many users 2. many items sold
    3. PROFIT!!1!
    4. cheaper equipment
    5. GOTO 1

    1. Re:VRMMORPG by Thexare+Blademoon · · Score: 1, Funny

      And you even get to punch people virtually in the face yourself, instead of just pushing a button to do so!

  91. Flamebait? by phalse+phace · · Score: 1

    Bill Gates, was that you who modded me down?

  92. What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This has to be one of the most poorly concieved lists I've ever seen. Most of the tech listed actually /revolutionised/ the PC world as we know it! OS/2 was HUGE in it's day! Hardly a flop! And alot of major financial institutions still rely on it. Hell, your nearest ATM probably still uses it! And I have plenty of customers using windows mobile who keep saying 'Boy I wish this was a Newton, those things just worked! This windows mobile is CRAP!'. And the dreamcast? How was it a flop? Because it didn't sell quite as many units as the psx did? I know heaps of people with dreamcasts and they're still using them. This list should be renamed 'The Top 21 Techs that revolutionised your world but your mum and dad don't talk about at the dinner table' because thats the general feeling I'm getting from reading this list. Clearly written by someone who either was not present for the tech's hayday (os/2, newton) or is simply discounting the tech because it's not visible in mainstream media. Tell paypal that internet currency is a flop. Tell your bank that OS/2 never took off. Tell your counterstrike and WoW addicted children that virtual reality fizzled out and died. Tell all your pissed off blackberry and windows mobile clients that the newton is how a pda should /not/ be done. This list is entirely baseless and inaccurate.

  93. CueCat by Magee_MC · · Score: 1

    I can't believe that the CueCat hasn't been mentioned yet. It was such a complete flop on so many levels.

    1. Re:CueCat by Forthan+Red · · Score: 1

      You're right. And it was hyped to the gills. I still remember the expensive half hour infomercials they produces to convince us our life would be empty if we didn't spend our time reading the newspaper while sitting next to the PC, just in case we needed to scan a CueCat barcode.

  94. Data General Eclipse! by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

    This comes full circle for me.

    I did a little contract work (for bongo bucks, way back when) for a man who once worked with Tracy Kidder, who wrote "The Soul of a New Machine", which was about the R&D process behind the Data General Eclipse, used in the QUBE project, launched in Columbus, Ohio, where a COBOL programmer declined to subscribe to it.

    I am that programmer's nephew.

  95. Still remember the ad blurb for the PS/1.... by Minstrel+Boy · · Score: 1

    "The less you know about home computers, the more you'll want the new IBM PS/1."

    Classic.

    KeS

  96. The Lisa wasn't a flop. The 128K Mac was. by Animats · · Score: 1

    The Apple Lisa was a very nice machine, with a multitasking operating system, 1MB of protected-mode memory, a hard disk, and some decent applications. You could get work done on a Lisa. It just cost too much.

    The original Macintosh, with 128K of RAM, one floppy, no hard drive, no memory protection, and a single-tasking operating system, was really an expensive toy. I've actually used one, and it wasn't fun. Most of the time you either waited for the machine or were swapping diskettes.

    Not until the Macintosh was built up to Lisa levels of hardware was it useful. Once it got 512K, a hard drive, and the LaserWriter, it was a useful machine for designers. But that was several years later. The state of the art in hardware just wasn't up to a useful GUI machine at an affordable price until about 1985-1986.

    (Bear in mind that, well before the Mac launched, you could buy a Sun UNIX workstation with a 19-inch display and networking for about $20K. And Sun wasn't even the first; Apollo shipped even earlier. The problem was getting the cost down.)

  97. Re:YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK UNDER TEH BRIDGE by turifungia · · Score: 1

    Why don't you use a moderate language: you don't have a idea to explain?

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  98. Dreamcast? by RyuuzakiTetsuya · · Score: 1

    Is that why there's still a competative scene for marvel vs capcom 2 on the Dreamcast?

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  99. Y2K was a major success by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    The shameless Y2K hype wasn't a flop, it was a major success. Yes, there were some problems too, but the hype machine went into overdrive and a whole horde of snake oil vendors used it to _invent_ extra dangers, and line their pockets at the expense of gullible idiots. I've seen such snake oil ranging from comically absurd (power cables or speakers sold as Y2K ready) to outright dangerous (miracle cure cards that would automagically make all your programs Y2K ready... never mind that the field in the database is still only 2 digits). And then there were the consultants, who happily invented dangers only they saw, and only they could protect you from, much like the shamans of old protecting the tribe from invisible evil spirits.

    Let's also say another thing: the Y2K problem was fairly trivial to diagnose way before 2000 anyway. Just turn your date forwards and there you go, you can know whether your computer has a problem. Also most companies which stored dates at all, had to generate some kind of projections for the whole year, or store info about loans in their database, or whatever. E.g., everyone who took or gave a 5 year loan in 1995 already knew whether or not they have a Y2K problem there.

    Most had patched it already, but then the idiot PHB went and bought some snake-oil from the nice salesman or consultant anyway. Just because the whole horde of con artists, and the media too, were relentlessly spewing absurd doomsday scenarios in which the sky is falling and even your power cable will stop working if you don't buy the magical snake oil.

    Basically tons of money went on replacing perfectly good computers and perfectly good programs, not because they actually had a problem, but because some lying marketroid fed some doomsday story to an idiot CEO. Yes, there were some problems, no doubt, but what I'm saying is that a helluva lot of spending was on stuff that _didn't_.

    The whole thing had an effect on the whole industry -- other than the snake oil vendors themselves, of course -- comparable to the Hiroshima bomb or the Great Depression. It siphoned so much money from companies, some which didn't even _have_ a problem, that it created the post-2000 IT spending crash and basically a destructive deflation. The fact that 7 years later we still have a scramble to move to the cheapest untrained monkeys, offshore if possible, and that "reducing costs" is the battle cry du jour even if it means shooting yourself in the foot to save on shoe costs, is just a continuation of that spending crash.

    Even omitting the effects of the overspending in '99 itself (which a lot of companies couldn't really afford), the magic of basing each year's budget on the previous year's spending means we're _still_ seeing the ripples. Suddenly in 2000 there were no more computers to buy, no programs to upgrade, etc. That alone was the kiss of death for many honest vendors. (The con artists had already lined their pockets in '99 and moved to some other con scheme.) But then 2001 came along, and its budget was based on the "nothing more to buy" spending of 2000. Suddenly you had a budget of two beans and a peanut for 2001. And the budget of 2002 was based on that. And so on. Many are still struggling to get out of _that_ trap.

    But, yeah, for the snake oil vendors and con artists, I must say, Y2K was a major success. Never before has a hype campaign sold so much useless and unneeded snake oil. Hats off, and all respect.

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  100. Diebold Electronic Voting Systems [and others] by Qwrk · · Score: 1

    I has given you your Prezident.... [nuf said]

  101. PCjr: Perception trumps reality by dfoulger · · Score: 1

    I've owned dozens of PC's over the years. Depending on how you count, I have seven to ten working machines now. The only 1980's era machine I have that still works is my PCjr. By today's standards its a dinosaur, but its still one of very machines ever made that you could spell coke on without shorting out the keyboard. I didn't get it for me. I got for my kids. My oldest, now a successful programmer, was around 12 at the time, and it was a great machine for him. It had a nice selection of computer games, a working programming environment that worked well for kids, and a five and a quarter inch disk drive (the only one I have that still works) that you could run programs from and load and save files from. Journalists labeled the PCjr a flop the first day they saw it, and the label stuck, but it was still one of the best selling machines, in unit volumes, of the 1980s. The machine was an obvious flop for journalists because it wasn't designed for them. They wanted a cheap machine they could write on, but the PCjr was designed for that. It was intended to be a cross between a computer and a video game console that would be attractive to children and families, and by that standard (it sold well into that marketplace) it was very successful. Sadly, the flop label is probably indelible at this point. But the flop label is mere perception. The reality is that it was a good machine for its intended market that sold extremely well, especially given the poor reviews it was given from day one.

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  102. Ah yes, convert language from R to PG-13 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I remember the day I watched The Exorcist on public-broadcast television back in 1995. They cleaned their feed thoroughly. For example, the scene where demon-posessed Regan (that her?) spews green slime from her mouth and was supposed to say "Your mom sucks cocks in hell", instead they cleaned that up to "Your mom has socks that smell."

    Let's play the clean-up game on Slashdot too:

    YOUR MOM WASHES SOCKS UNDER THE BRIDGE.

    VACUME SON OF A CHALK DUSTER!

    Your stockings wore of a mother that stuck rock under the bridge and everybody knows it.

    If it makes you feel any better, she is quite good at it.

    Slurp. Slurp. Slurp, your mother says.


    I suppose his mother also qualifies as a quarry Beaver, or a washing machine.
  103. DAT Wasn't a flop by Fizzl · · Score: 2, Informative

    Digital Audio Tape wasn't a flop. Althou it never made it into consumer space, it was and still is used extensively in music production. It is very efficient storage, archival and transport media.
    Today ofcourse everything is moved around on DVD's, through FTP or other "consumer grade" medias, because they are as bit-perfect-copies as anything. Back in the 90's it was the standard to move the tracks from reels to DAT's for transportation from recording studio to the mixing/mastering studio. And then from there to CD plant for press mastering.
    DAT's also have the advantage of magnetic media. It doesn't deteriorate as fast as optical media. (I'm going off topic here but give me some slack.) For example, I never reuse my MiniDV video tapes. I just rip to harddrive what I expect to use in near future and stash the original to my safe box in a bank vault -- A humidity controlled, cool, dark place. This way, I expect to be able to access the originals for decades to come.

    1. Re:DAT Wasn't a flop by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The "DAT tax" that was pushed onto all compatible media also killed this as a consumer product. IMHO this above all else is what made this product a "flop" in terms of consumer products. The royalties that were demanded by the recording industry on blank media were way too high for what was arguably a new medium and audio format, and pushed it over what most consumers were willing to pay for the product. You simply couldn't mass produce "singles" in DAT format at a price that would compete with the old 45 rpm records, much less cassette tapes. And this at a time when the CD was just starting to really take off as well.

      Certainly in places like recording studios and in professional settings this wasn't an issue, and it did turn out to have the niche applications like you are talking about here. And many of the cheaper audio mixers that a garage band or part-time audio engineer could afford did have DAT recording media as well. But it could have been something so much bigger but was deliberately killed by the RIAA. And gave the RIAA a taste of blood thinking they could do the same thing to P2P software and other forms of electronic distribution. I would dare say that most of the current problems with the RIAA started with DAT and the attempt to kill this as a distribution media. As well as the government reaction to the RIAA endorsing this kind of behavior.

  104. 100% agree - same with Michelangelo virus by cheros · · Score: 1

    This is when ignorance writes newspapers. One of my colleagues was handling the command centre of a bank when the date change took place, and despite the many man hours they still had to drop emergency code into machines overnight (a literal nightmare - try doing dev/test/re-test/QA and upgrade all one after the other..

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  105. For my shame, I worked for such a consultancy by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I worked for a consultancy firm which had (apparently) been in IT consultancy for years. Though at the time, 99% of its business was Y2K consultancy - basically, going to clients' offices and auditing their PCs for Year 2000 compliance.

    Understand that at the time I wasn't long out of school and had zero real-world IT experience.

    This consultancy had bought a proprietary software package which went on a floppy and could be operated by a monkey. The idea was you booted the PC from the floppy, the software checked the clock on the PC would happily support the year 2000 and we put a sticker on the front to confirm this.

    In order to earn our money, we also installed a Windows '95 patch for y2k and ran a piece of software which audited what software was installed and wrote the results to another floppy. We'd then return these floppies to the office where some other piece of software would turn them into a report to go to the client.

    In a team of 3 of us, we could probably do about 80-90 PCs each per day, assuming they were all easy to get to. In about a month or so of doing this, I think I saw about a dozen PCs which "apparently" had problems. I later found that IBM's original specifications for the PC accounted for the Y2K problem, so the chances of finding something with a hardware issue were pretty slim.

    The more alert amongst you will have noticed that I haven't said anything about the real business-critical stuff. The software which runs on, say, a mainframe or midrange Unix system, is accessed via telnet (or, if you're lucky these days, SSH) and you won't learn a damn thing about by auditing client PCs. Remember this is late 1998, Windows was still just finding its feet in the server room and such applications were pretty common. There's a reason for I haven't mentioned it. We were under strict intstructions not to go near servers - apparently someone more qualified "would do them later", but I never saw any evidence of that. And seeing as we were charging by the day, you'd think they'd dedicate some time to that.

  106. I still use my PS/1, NetBSD works just fine by robert+oestling · · Score: 1

    I have an upgraded PS/1 (6MB RAM in total, AWE32 soundcard, 3c509 NIC, and an extra ISA IDE controller which, unlike the native hard drive controller, is supported by BSD and Linux). It's still in use, and I run NetBSD 3.1 on it (dual boot with DOS 6.22). Everything except the keyboard works perfectly.

    This 15 year old flop is able to run the latest version of a current operating system, in a time where a 3 year old computer is considered too old. Personally I think every coder should keep a machine like this (not necessarily a PS/1) in order to avoid thinking "it runs fast enough on my overclocked quad core Athlon64 so who could possibly complain about performance?"

    1. Re:I still use my PS/1, NetBSD works just fine by KillerBob · · Score: 1

      You aren't running that in X are you? Or if you are, you're using something like TWM or FluxBox.... There's absolutely no way that a '286 with 6MB of RAM could run, say, KDE, with anything approaching zippiness....

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    2. Re:I still use my PS/1, NetBSD works just fine by robert+oestling · · Score: 1

      No, I don't use X (nor do I have a mouse connected, and contrary to some comment I saw earlier it boots just fine without). Even on more powerful computers I don't use KDE. iceWM has kept working (and even better, working the same way, on half a dozen different computers, three different operating systems, and several different X versions) during the last five years or so.

      On a side note, Linux runs fine on the PS/1 as well (tested with a statically linked busybox system), but I haven't yet found a good userland.

      Besides, my PS/1 has one of those shiny new 32-bit 80386 processors, not the old '286.

  107. Paperless office by ThirdPrize · · Score: 0

    I don't know about you but I certainly work in a paperless office. All communication is done by e-mail or phone. All documentation is on the intranet which I can access at the office or at home. I might occasionally print out a cryptic bit of code I can't get my head round but otherwise my printer is switched off.

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  108. Re:YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCK UNDER TEH BRIDGE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >Why don't you use a moderate language: you don't have a idea to explain?

    WTF does this mean, please?

  109. Re:DAT Wasn't a flop - DCC was! by Bazman · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Digital Compact Cassette - same form factor as ye olde analogge cassettes so you could play them in a DCC player, but recorded digitally. Was supposed to be a consumer format, but never caught on as CDs dominated.

    It wasn't all bad news though - the technology used to make the read/write heads found its way into beer making:

      http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6121

    mmmm beeeeeer.

  110. BoB by roscocoltran · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps worst of all, Bob's logo included a yellow smiley face for the "o" in the name. Bob eventually faded away, and even Microsoft executives agreed it had been a miserable failure." Do you know the french joke about Brigitte Bardot's new tatoo ?

  111. This is the like Grammies by gelfling · · Score: 1

    The 'Greatest Artists' of the year are those who sell the most shit. Ergo and by definition and to the delight of the fanboys, Windows can never be considered a flop. Oh sure BoB and Clippy are 'flops' in the sense that Bill pushed them and we pushed back. But true to form, the haters crawl out of the slime to bash all things Apple whether or not they were good or bad but merely whether sheep and crustaceans bought a ton of it.

    Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket are we STILL laughing at PCjr 23 years later? Most of you were still being conceived in the back of some nerd's mommy's car.

  112. Y2K by bradavon · · Score: 1

    Y2K isn't a technology sound how it would make the list is beyond me.

  113. What, no BeBox? by torpor · · Score: 1

    I've still got my lovely BeBox happily purring away, but I would consider it definitely a viable member of the Flop list, alas ..

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  114. COBOL programmer full employment act by wiredog · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Heh. A cousin of mine had 'retired' from programming to stay at home and be a full time mother in 96. In 98 she was offered $100+/hr to go back to work fixing y2k bugs. Two years later, with the kids college funds fully funded, she pulled the kids out of day care and re-retired.

  115. Blue-Ray DVDs? by betona · · Score: 1

    Unless something changes dramatically in the pricing model, I kind of expect to see Blue-Ray on this list one day. /side note: I worked for IBM's PC sales support when the PCjr came out and had one assigned to me for demos. The only thing cool about it was the wireless keyboard (but not the actual chicklet keyboard itself). The 45-pound transportable PC (like a heavy suitcase) was much cooler.

  116. Check out why DAT failed : by unity100 · · Score: 1

    Then the recording industry became concerned that DAT would encourage piracy because it could be used to make near-perfect digital copies of recorded music. The industry convinced Congress to pass the Audio Home Recording Act in 1992, which required strong -- some might say Draconian -- copy protection for DAT. It also required that DAT equipment vendors pay royalties to the recording industry.

    see the morons ? they buried their own product before it took off. one would think that the jerks feeding riaa would have taken a lesson from what these morons did.
  117. Many missing flops! by olahaye74 · · Score: 1

    what about the following:?

    - SONY Beta MAX tape
    - SONY MiniDisk
    - Philips Digital Compact Cassette (DCC)
    - Atari Lynx
    - SGI Intel based workstation running Windows

    1. Re:Many missing flops! by nytes · · Score: 1

      I would also nominate the IBM PS/2. IBM's idea was to kill off the old ISA architecture that they had mistakenly given to the world for free, by coming up with a newer architecture: Microchannel. In doing so they made themselves irrelevant.

      Even IBM didn't want it.

      I was working for a company that embedded off-the-shelf PCs in our units at the time IBM came out with their new machines, and IBM happened to place an order with us. At one point, IBM's rep looked at our salesman with big puppydog eyes and said "You wouldn't use someone else's PC in our units, would you?"

      Naturally, our saleman said "Oh, of course not! We're devoted IBM users!", and we immediately placed an order for a dozen PS/2s - the ones with (IIRC) the 80286 processors in them and the Microchannel bus.

      In a later meeting, the fact that these machines were being installed was discussed, and IBM's response was "You're not using those are you? We want to use the other PS/2's - the ones with the ISA bus."

      So another order was placed, this time for the other PS/2s, and for the next couple of years our development machines were PS/2s, with Microchannel buses :-)

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    2. Re:Many missing flops! by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about Beta Max. Many film and news crews used Beta Max for well over 10 years, because VHS was never good enough quality for professional work. It wasn't until high quality 8mm tape in small consumer level camcorders that Beta Max started feeling the pinch. Then with DV, Beta Max had finally outlived its worth. Just because something got beat out in the living room doesn't make it a flop. Consumers are stupid. Look to what the pros use.

    3. Re:Many missing flops! by olahaye74 · · Score: 1

      For sure end-users don't always have the right choice, but it's often due to marketting. (Users have often no way to judge technicaly and rely on marketting).

      Regarding Beta Max, for sure it was used professionaly, but I doubt that was the definition of commercial success ;-)

  118. The Net PC by vancbc · · Score: 1

    The Net PC will be back in a few years with google as your remote server.

  119. The Mac needed Lisa for SW development by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    The development platform for the original Mac was the Lisa so it's incorrect to say that the Mac came along and killed it.

  120. Also for Industrial Radiography by palladiate · · Score: 1

    Iridium makes for a nice, cheap, low-power source for industrial radiography. Cobalt lasts longer and has a bigger punch, but if you don't need to expose 3 feet of steel, iridium is far more cost effective.

    Big business in NDT, but no where near the size of the military. Of course, our biggest customers are the military, followed by airlines and schools.

    We'll see iridium around for a long time I think. And I love those silly looking antennas.

  121. Re:Ahead of Time Flop by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    In 2010, some elite gamers will have acquired some high end VR gaming hardware, and There It Will Be.
    It's 2007 right now. I've seen a lot of VR that, to be nice, I'll only say isn't near ready for mass adoption. Are you saying that there is high-end VR gaming hardware going into production in the next two years?

    If so, please share with the slashdot community the companies that are past initial R&D on this, I've got some spare change I'd like to invest.
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  122. Speaking of failures... by sheldon · · Score: 1

    When was the last time you saw someone carrying a PDA? :-)

  123. PS3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I suspect that 10 years from now the PS3 will be on this list. It cost to much money and is losing out to the Wii.

  124. How about DRM? by jocknerd · · Score: 1

    I haven't read the article yet, so I don't know if its listed. Going to read it now.

  125. What ever happened to the zip disk... by p4rri11iz3r · · Score: 1

    It was supposed to replace floppys and become the new writable medium of choice. But then writeable cds came along at a much cheaper price. I was surprised that this wasn't listed as a flop.

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    1. Re:What ever happened to the zip disk... by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      Zip disks can't be considered a flop, because they dominated several industry for many years in the early 90s (i.e., before bandwidth and before writable cds). Every print project we made was too big for floppy disks, so the Zip disk was the answer (and early EXPENSIVE external hard drives). I still have one that works (I think) but am hard-pressed to find a computer with a SCSI port to run it. I think they made USB ones later?

    2. Re:What ever happened to the zip disk... by nytes · · Score: 1

      I have, sitting on my desk right now, a parallel port based zip drive. I think I've used it once since it was given to me a couple of years ago.

      But at home I have a USB 250MB zip drive, and I still use it to back up photographs and such.

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  126. Interesting, but there was a difference... by lenski · · Score: 1

    The original Eclipse was a highly glorified Nova, both being 16-bit machines. The new machine that Tracy Kidder wrote about was actually the MV/8000 Eagle 32 bit system.

    We (meaning the management at Warner-Amex Cable Communccations, Inc, A.K.A. WACCI) hired several D.G. systems guys around 1980/1981 to help grow the network, which was growing to include Cincinnati, Pittsburgh and a few other cities that I don't remember. We decided to run AOS on a few of the Eclipse C300's (upgraded with COBOL-supporting character instructions through microcode). We were introduced to AOS by some *very* cool D.G. guys from Massachusetts. At the ripe old age of 23, I was *enthralled* with AOS. We received some of the earliest MV/8000 Eagle systems that D.G. produced, and ran AOS/VS (AOS "virtual system") on them. In our view, these machines kicked Major Ass.

    AOS and AOS/VS were architected to present a full (virtual) R/DOS machine environment to each of their processes, so all the organizations using INFOS, IDEA, etc. (D.G.'s "database" and online multiterminal system) could move forward into an AOS (16-bit) and AOS/VS (32-bit) environment with minimal hassle. So, for example, the tasks in a classical foreground/background Nova/Eclipse RDOS system were treated as tasks contained with the many processes running in the new AOS and AOS/VS systems.

    The result was that AOS/VS gave us multithreaded technology in 1981. And we used it to great benefit to keep our online systems running as quickly as possible. (I was able to write an INFOS-table caching subsystem that doubled the online capacity of each MV/8000 system, in about 1000 lines of PL/I).

    The architecture of AOS and AOS/VS were derived from MULTICS, and in my opinion were very successful in achieving their goals. It would be 10 years before the UNIX world would catch up, when Sun Microsystems brought in their lightweight process technology. (I don't know whether other developers had threads going, it's merely that my experience was with Sun.)

    Those machines were comparative monsters for us, with 4 Mbyte RAM, 700 Mbyte disk, and processors based on AMD bit-slice technology. (Anyone remember the AMD 29xx bit-slice processor building blocks? 4 bits of ALU per chip, supported by carry lookahead; with creative support from the diskette-loaded microcode, these machines were *wonderful* to work with.)

    All this stuff reminds me that this is the same AMD that eventually built the Athlon X64 in my 3-year-old inexpensive workstation. It has 2 Gbytes of RAM, 500 gbytes of disk, running Linux. Not dual-core (yet :-) ... give me a few months to afford it, I've been laid-off for several years) but when I compare my little Linux workstation to those *immense beasts*, I get back some of that old feeling that I used to have in my youth.

    1. Re:Interesting, but there was a difference... by ChipMonk · · Score: 1

      I've heard of the AMD 29xx series. An old boss of mine used to do chip-level design, and his right-hand man did chip QA. Those were some interesting discussions, indeed. Chip design has always fascinated me, and I learned a lot talking to those two guys. ;-)

      As for your sense of awe, you describe exactly how I felt when I first installed Linux. I had purchased the Linux Bible, with an "older" version of Slackware Linux (kernel 1.2.13!). I had to make my own boot disk and root disk, and steal a partition from Windows 95 (why did I ever use it to begin with?). Before I did any of this, I sat down with a notebook, studied Chapter 1, and took notes for three hours. One failed installation later, I was up and running with a pure 32-bit OS. It was magical, indeed. I was running that incredible Unix thing on my own PC, the excellent, expensive Unix was actually there, before my eyes, in my living room!

      (Yes, I still had a lot to learn about the history of Unix, Linux, and licensing matters. I didn't care at the time.)

      I'm now capable of administering Solaris 8 and 9, AIX 5, and HP-UX 11i. I can build clusters for Solaris and HP-UX. I'm still waiting for my Solaris 10 CD from Sun. And yet, for this 38-year-old "youth," remembering the awe of my first Linux installation still makes me smile.

  127. Virtual Reality... by zentinal · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...didn't flop. It was repurposed and renamed MMORPG. The huge revelation was that people (today, at least) don't want to work in virtual spaces, they want to play in them. As far as tomorrow goes, who knows?

    So, instead of Gibson's cyberspace, we have WoW, Second Life, Lord of the Rings Online, etc, etc, etc.

  128. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My memory must be faulty.

    DAT
    I distinctly remember that the problem with home DAT was that the music industry dictated a rediculously low sampling rate (22khz, 1/2 CD IIRC) that made digital tape sound worse than cassette. And cassette's problem wasn't that it sounded bad, but that it needed rediculously expensive equipment to sound good.

    DIVX
    IIRC (and I must not as my memory doesn't match the writer's memory) the DIVX DVDs cost seven to ten bucks, while a DVD rental was/is two or three. Plus they sold them as your buying something, and it seemed stupid to "buy" a movie that you could only watch for 2 days that cost three times what a rental was.

    Dot bombs
    No, it is NOT hard not to "not see them as one entity". That's just stupid. "Dot bombs" aren't "a" tech failure, they were multiple BUSINESS failures.

    E Books
    "...are still being developed." Perhaps reports of their death are, to misquote Clemons, "greatly exagerated?" It's a little early to judge these dead; if someone does them right they could work. DRM isn't the way, though.

    Microsoft Bob ...and Clippy, and the stupid search dog... will Microsoft fucking GROW UP already?

    The paperless office
    The Christian Science Monitor is wrong. They were talking about it in the middle 1980s, it was coming "any day now", much like pot legalization a decade earlier.

    Smart appliances
    The article and the press at the time always gave the internet fridge (which was a tech failure) as THE example, but I have plenty of "smart" gadgets. My TV shuts itself off after a preset time I tell it; my thermostat warms the house before I get up; my car "knows" when to turn on the headlights and locks the doors when you go faster than 15mph; there are vacuum cleaners and lawnmowers that run themselves! The list of "smart" gadgets that AREN'T flops is endless and getting longer. But the "smart refrigerator" is and was a stupid idea.

    Virtual reality
    "Or maybe virtual reality worlds were less real and compelling than our own imaginations" Two words: second life. Two more: Sim City. Need a few more pairs?

    Speech recognition
    I can dial my daughter on my Razr by saying her name, and there are voicemail syetems that use it. Speech recognition didn't flop, electronic dictation did.

    TFA's author seems to be a big tech failure IYAM. And the biggest tech failure of all? The "Star Wars" missle defense system, billion$ poured down a rat hole.

    -mcgrew

  129. DAT killed by DRM -a blow against consumers by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    DAT had great promise and if it was put in the regular development cycle we'd have them in our cars to this day. Starting with Sheet Music way back when, every consumer friendly innovation was seen to gore somebody's ox and take money from somebody. And as with every single consumer electronic device to come out, it was fought against and successfully destroyed until it had so much DRM and crap on it that it was useless. Kind of like the Blue Ray and HD DVD systems now. I never did get a DAT player, I wanted one but the mortal danger of stopping someone being able to make a clearer bootleg tape of a Grateful Dead concert was more important.

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  130. Re:Your sig by Control+Group · · Score: 1

    1&1 is inept at best, crooked at worst. I signed on with them when they were doing their 2-year free hosting promotion. Used their name servers, registered my domain name through them (paying for this service), and hosted my website there. It was a site that died a quick and forgettable death, and I stopped performing any maintenance on it about eight or nine months after putting it up.

    Imagine my surprise when, eleven months after signing on with them, I got a creditor nastygram railing at me about my unpaid hosting bills. Getting that off my credit report was a cast iron bitch. Then, when I (oddly) decided that I didn't want them as my registrar, trying to force them to release my domain name was another epic struggle.

    Notably, the guy I lived with at the time who also signed up with them after we heard about the promotion went through exactly the same fight I did to clear his credit report and recover his domain name. Two data points aren't exactly conclusive, but there are enough hosting companies out there that I have no reason to use or recommend 1&1, and enough reason to warn other people off of them.

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  131. Itanium by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What kind of tech flop list doesn't include good old Itanic?

  132. Oh goody! Another List! by Infonaut · · Score: 1

    Maybe next time we can have a list of all the meaningless lists that keep showing up on Slashdot. These "list" stories are the journalistic equivalent of Twitter: Stimulation without substance.

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  133. PCjr in schools by wandazulu · · Score: 1

    True story: Last night I decided to hook up an old Betamax (does that deserve to be on the list too? Too soon?) and popped in a tape of the Bears-Patriots Superbowl game. And the first commercial, as if on queue, was an IBM ad for some educational program called "Writing to Read" that showed kids using the software on PCjrs. It got me thinking that the PCjr was just badly used...with the cartridges and the floppy, it could have been a great educational tool or vertical-market appliance where the software was on the cart, and you could put in a floppy (5.25!) for your data or whatever. No hard disk issues, no re-installation of the machine went belly-up, and presumably immune to jokers trying to mess with it.

    The most telling part of the commercial, though, was at the end, where the announcer said that if you wanted more information, please write to the address below. In this Internet age, you get so used to having a URL slapped on everything, when you see a commercial, even though you *know* it's 6 years before the web was even invented, it's still a shock.

  134. Newton wasn't ahead of its time by DrYak · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Newtons... great devices, a bit ahead of their time.


    Newton wasn't ahead of its time.
    Newton was mostly very badly designed crap.

    "Ahead of its time" usually means "people weren't ready for it".
    Whereas technically what killed the Newton was :
    - ridiculously huge and heavy
    - outrageously expensive
    - bad battery life
    - ergonomic aspects like :
    * handwriting recognition is something hard, specially given the CPU power available at that form factor
    * a handheld device isn't a desktop computer. user expect quick and short task oriented usage. Not firing up MS-Office and waiting it to boot.

    This are the exact key point that made successful both Palm and Psion :
    they both made device that were smaller and more pocketable, could run for a long time on AA batteries, had at least some low entry price models in the range, used simplier input methods (keyboard, or easy to recognize/fast to draw 1-stroke graffiti) and fast response time (push the date button, look for what you need on the screen, turn it back off).

    And this also what is alienating me with Windows-based pocket PC :
    a PDA shouldn't cost you as much a laptop, and a Windows OS has nothing to do on a PDA.

    But towards the end of their life, they were starting to get the needed power to be useful. Another generation, and Apple would have gotten there.


    the only thing that could have save newtons is if apple decided to build smaller, more pocketable unit with better battery life, and did ditch the input method for something faster and more accurate.
    Basically, they should have built a palm.

    For the other products I agree with you, they were nice product, that just lacked the publicity needed to launch them into the market, or got crushed by competition with bigger war chests (OS2 vs. WinNT, DreamCast vs. PS2).
    Or some other products just persisted in niche market (DAT, VR, DreamCast motheroards in Sega Naomi arcade cabinets)

    But with the Newton, the situation is just different : Apple just did it wrong. They weren't crushed by any competition : there wasn't any in the begining. They just produced some cool-looking gadget without thinking if the gadget would actually be practical once produced. The Palm inventor tells a story how he purposedly built mockups in 1:1 scale just to see if they could actually be pocketable.
    Fortunately, Apple did his homework trying to make an usable device when creating the iPod, its wheel has been seen as a good improvement when compared to interfaces of concurrent models of that time.
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    1. Re:Newton wasn't ahead of its time by feijai · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Mmmmmmm. Someone who has never used a Newton before. Behold:

      Whereas technically what killed the Newton was : - ridiculously huge and heavy
      0.9 pounds. 7.25x4.5x.75 in. Smaller and lighter than any UMPC on the market. Fit in a coat pocket.

      - outrageously expensive
      True. $800.

      - bad battery life
      False. My MP2100 gets about three weeks on a charge. And unlike the Palm Pilot, if the Newton ran out of power, it didn't lose anything (it was all in flash).

      * handwriting recognition is something hard, specially given the CPU power available at that form factor
      Ah. Someone who's not used HWR on the Newton before, I see.

      * a handheld device isn't a desktop computer. user expect quick and short task oriented usage. Not firing up MS-Office and waiting it to boot.
      This is the most hilarious one. Thinking that the Newton had PC-style applications! Newton apps are small, specifically task-oriented, and instantaneously available.

      What killed the Newton is that Apple misjudged the market: people didn't want a $800 sophisticated PDA. They wanted a $300 crappy PDA. That's what Palm figured out. Apple was moving there too, about to release a small PDA, before it got Steved.

  135. Aside betamax, minidisk, dcc, lynx and SGI PCs. by olahaye74 · · Score: 1

    We can count:
    - NeXT
    - BeBOX

    1. Re:Aside betamax, minidisk, dcc, lynx and SGI PCs. by olahaye74 · · Score: 1

      Forgot:
      - ORB Disks (removable hard drives)
      - DVD-RAM

  136. Y2K *was* a joke by DrYak · · Score: 1

    The reasons that Y2K could be considered a joke is that, the urban legends that were repported by news outlets at that time were that, once 2000 arrived, the end of world would happen, with planes crashing, nuclear centrals blowing up and such.

    Whereas, most of the sensitive code tends to either not be calendar-sensitive, or use some more stable representation of time (unix epoch, to give an exemple) because there are way to much problems with date-as-string format (like day time savings create both holes and duplicate entries).
    Plane didn't crash because a plane reactor doesn't need a calendar to fly (only kersone) and on ground, an analog radar image can also be processed visually be the operator if the computer fails for some obscure reason.
    Nuclear centrals didn't blow because their time-dependent routine use robust time format.

    The code affected by the bug is legacy code which date back several decades. Which already tended to be rare (and not some much the case in critical applications). Or usually crappy, badly written software. The kind that ends up on the Daily WTF. This is very common in corporation. Often didn't get patched anyway (because CEOs were occupied stock-piling food provision in case of global disaster ?) and thus ensured public embarassement (like date being displayed as 19100-01-01). But sledom was in control of critical stuff. Without patching, more company may have had difficulties and maybe even go bankrupt. But those companies will nonetheless still die when the dot-com bubble bursted or when the web2.0 buble will burst. With stories ending up on website for bringing laughs and lessons to fellow programmers.

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  137. The Paperless Office? by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    Why did the Paperless Office make the list? I honestly believe that the reason we haven't seen it is more because it hasn't happened yet, not because it won't happen. The transition to paperless is happening, but it takes a change in the way people think to accept it.

    Consider this; I am now 34... that means that my generation were the first to have a computer at home that was realistic and usable. I was on the tail end of that group that first used email to communicate, and now I use IM for many of my person-to-person communications.

    What does all this have to do with the paperless office? Well, consider that I'm 34. Given average time in college these days, that means my peers of the same age have been in the workplace for an average of 11 years. However, people of my peer group are also the "tweens"... those who are bridging the gap between the technological "old days" and the "technorati". Most people at most corporations today are also older than me; the baby boom was long over by the time I was born... so most of the people who make decisions, review documents and so forth are from a generation who are comfortable with paper and relatively uncomfortable with the idea of digital media. As a result, stuff gets printed out.

    However, even I am starting to see a transition and shift. In dealing with my age-peers and those younger than me starting up in corporate life... fewer and fewer of these people are using paper. They don't receive physical mail, the use email (my physical mail box gathers dust most of the time, too). They don't typically use the phone for quick answers... I get IM much more frequently than I get a phone call. When dealing with them I print nothing.

    I recently upgraded my laptop to Windows Vista as part of the test group here at the company I work at. I ran Vista for two months, dealing with my peers, my colleagues and just generally getting my work done. Only yesterday for the first time did I actually connect to a printer to print something off... and even that was for a meeting with older staff members. Most of my peers and colleagues carry smart devices, PDAs or smartphones on which the write notes, keep documents they need to refer to and so forth.

    The paperless office didn't die... and it didn't fail. It takes time to make a huge change like that, and the technology to make it happen didn't really exist until recently. To say in the '60s that the paperless office would be upon us by 2000 was optimistic... but that doesn't mean to say it's not going to happen at all. I personally believe it's happening all around us, and people like myself and my current peers who will one day be in charge are the ones driving this change.

    I wouldn't be surprised to see in another 10 years more of my peers in higher management positions, and a lot less paper in the boardroom.

    1. Re:The Paperless Office? by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I would have to agree with you here. The paperless office isn't around yet in part because those who are in "control" don't understand how to interact with it.

      At my former employer, they had secretaries who would actually take e-mails to the president, print them out and put them into the normal corporate mail system, have the president respond with some hand written notes and have the secretary type them back into the e-mail account for a reply.

      Come to think about it, this was the system for the whole board of directors and senior (VP and above) officers in the company.

      I worked in a sub-division on the other side of the country, where e-mail, Linux servers, and broadband networks were already in place even before it was acquired by the parent company, and that made for an interesting clash of corporate cultures. But on the whole I would agree with you that this is a generational issue as much as anything else. It just isn't making the "buzz" like it did in the 1980's.

  138. I Never Bought into DIVX by lys1123 · · Score: 1

    I knew DIVX wouldn't fly from the first time I heard the pitch.

    You want me to buy hardware that lets me play these DVDesque discs, which will stop working after two days? I couldn't believe that anyone would buy into this scheme when the alternatives were:

    1) Rent movies from a video store that work on your existing hardware (most likely VCR at the time)
    2) Invest in a DVD Player since everyone knew that was the next thing (okay everyone except a few diehard LaserDisc fans) and buy the movie

    People said that DIVX was comparable in price to movie rentals, but it wasn't. I remember looking at it and thinking that it was a little more expensive even if you ignored the need to buy new hardware.

    Most importantly, though, it just felt wrong to me. Buying hardware that was designed to allow you to watch a movie for two days and then disable the disc just felt invasive to me. It felt like I was buying something (since I didn't have to return anything), but that the item I was buying was intentionally made defective.

  139. If they are going back to 1983 with the Newton.... by smchris · · Score: 1

    Commodore Plus/4 of 1984.

    I must have been one of the few who purchased one retail in about the three months they were released before Jack Trammell left and it was yanked. I only saw Lisa's sold in the surplus junk catalogs of the time like C.O.M.B. once. but it seemed there were enough Plus/4's and programs to sell surplus for YEARS. That alone should be a factor to get them in the top 21. I believe a bunch of them were purchased by Belgium or the Netherlands to give away to the deaf.

    The first, and as far as I remember only, 64K computer to include a complete office suite of integrated word processing, spreadsheet, database and graphing on ROM! Of course, it was so buggy you had to run the patched floppy anyway. And it was so weak you would have wanted to buy the individual program cartridges of real programs for anything serious. But the real deal breaker was that they moved the video API so virtually no game or serious Commodore 64 program was compatible with it. Yes, they put out a computer that was in competition with and incompatible with their own other computer which happened to be the most popular computer in the world at the time.

    The fact that it also included a built-in assembler/dissassembler was sort of cool because I could spend time trying to hack C64 programs to run on the Plus/4 and learned a lot. But not exactly a consumer selling point.

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    On another front, there is always OS/2 to bash but wasn't there a /. article on the most intelligent games the other day and didn't it seem like Galactic Civilizations won? GC and GC2: originally native OS/2 -- although the OS/2 community seems to have so alienated Brad Wardell he'll hardly admit that himself these days.

    OS/2 Warp came out almost a year before Win95, was far cooler, and although NT 4.0s NTFS certainly tromped HPFS I would argue that OS/2 was a lovely user experience and I was running it with DSL, a pre-1.0 Mozilla and happily streaming mp3s in the background into 2001.

  140. Re:Ahead of Time Flop by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    Paperless Office: I already wrote a comment on this http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=229549&cid =18620943

    Basically in summary, I think the paperless office is still coming. It's not there yet... it just takes time and takes people who are more comfortable with a keyboard and screen than with a pen and paper. I am probably one of the first generation of people in the workplace who are in this position, and more often than not the only reason I use paper is to work with senior management (who tend to be older).

    As my generation ages, I feel that paperless will become more and more prevalent. Today's devices and computing capability in combination with digital signature technologies make paper irrelevant.

    As I look around my cube, I see paper. However, I note with raised eyebrow that none of the paper in question has my handwriting on it... nor was it printed by me. Most of it is stuff from my management, post-it-notes stuck on my monitor by colleagues (mostly trying to get me to call them back) and printed materials from vendors. All my notes are taken on an HTC TyTN and sync'ed to my Outlook. Since I type them, I can copy and paste those notes into documents if I need to... I can drag them over to my other screen so I can have reference material up while I write a document in Word on my main screen. I then convert to PDF, attach to an email or IM and send it to my colleagues. I don't use paper unless I have to. I'd say 99% of my communications and work with colleagues and peers is electronic... the only time I have to use paper is when I have to work with senior management.

    Like VR (I agree technology has yet to catch up to the promise) I believe the paperless office will come... and it's coming. The newest additions to the workforce are from a generation who never knew a household without a computer in it. That generation and the one before it (mine) will become the leaders of industry within a few short years... then we're going to start seeing a shift from "comfortable old paper" to something electronic. The form may have to change to be more "paper-like" in order to ease the transition for some even from my generation, but I seriously believe it will happen.

    And for reference... I have run a small business at home for the last 10 years... I haven't owned a printer in 4 of those years.

  141. The original MS Access... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    What about the original Microsoft Access?

    No, it was nothing to do with databases, it was a serial communication package in the days of the modem. However, it flopped so badly, they eventually re-used the name to bury all traces of the failure.

    It's the second entry at http://foldoc.org/index.cgi?query=microsoft+access &action=Search

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  142. Missing option by T00lman · · Score: 1

    Electricity! I am not a crackpot!

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    1. Re:Missing option by rbg · · Score: 1

      You young'uns don't know nothing. What about the wheel? That's just a fad.

  143. More whining... by Anonymous+Freak · · Score: 1

    Yup.

    Newton wasn't so much a 'flop', as it was starting to gain ground just as Steve Jobs came back and killed it.

    DAT definitely *NOT* a flop. Digital Compact Cassette, yes. DAT, no. (DCC was the same shape as standard analog audiocassettes, and DCC players could play standard analog tapes. But it had the misfortune of coming out at the same time as MiniDisc, which was vastly superior. Unfortunately, confusion, followed by digital audio players such as the iPod helped keep MiniDisc from really taking off, either. Although MD wasn't a 'flop', either, as it has mostly taken over DATs position!)

    DIVX: Definite flop.

    Dot Coms: Well, Google, Yahoo, Amazon, many are still around, and doing quite well, so lumping them all together is unfair. But, yes, certainly MANY dot coms were flops.

    E-Books haven't taken off yet. They are about where the Newton was when it was killed. They *COULD* take off, or they could flop. Only time will tell.

    PCjr is a tough one. It wasn't *MEANT* to be a full featured computer. I knew quite a few people who had them, and we even had a couple at school. I find their complaint about lack of hard drive funny, since in 1984, almost no home computers had hard drives. (They compare it to the Apple II and C64, both of which were HD-less. Even the more expensive Macintosh didn't get an INTERNAL hard drive until 1987.)

    Internet currency: Flop-o-rama. A silly idea from the outset.

    Iridium is still alive, it just hasn't been as successful as was predicted. I wouldn't call that a flop, though.

    Bob. Enough said. (Although many years after Bob's demise was already a done deal, I had a chance to play with a Bob-loaded computer, and thought it had potential. It was just WAAAAY too unstable.) Although the animated characters lived on through Windows XP as 'assistants'.

    Net PC. Not so much a flop as a single company pushing for something that never happened.

    Paperless office. BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Intel was one of the big forces behind the 'paperless office', and I worked for them back in '99-2000. Our workgroup laser printer was constantly spitting out paper documents, because none of us could stand sifting through PDFs on our computer screens. One of the companies making a big push for it, and we were downing redwoods like they were candy. (Okay, that's a bit of an exaggeration...)

    Push: As the article itself mentions, push is still being used, it's just not as obvious as was originally though. (i.e. now it's just a 'behind the scenes' technology.)

    Smart appliances: I dunno, my parents went to buy a new refrigerator last week, and there were multiple models with built in computers in the doors at the showroom. I've seen washing machines similarly equipped.

    VR: As a mass-market thing, definitely a flop. Still used in certain industries, though.

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  144. Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all hype and no substance.

  145. Re:What happened to DAT? Sony killed it. by symonty · · Score: 1

    I was working for sony music during the DAT revolution, and i can tell you about some of the backroom conversations held at there sales conferences.

    Sony have always had an issue, they are one of the worlds largest copyright holders, and produce technology that circumvents copy protection.
    This is most eveident by there refusal to produce an MP3 player, uptill very recently.

    Basically at a conference with much fever pitched excitement dat was announced, and albums scheduled to be launched on this new digital format ( 48Khz , higher than CD ).
    Then one year latter at the same conference they just dropped it.

    The DAT player remained the staple for pro-audio studios for some time after..

    CD's only happened when sony released that Philips would have enough clout to get some market share, and sony wanted a peice.
    Of course at this stage CD-recordables were just a dream, where as DAT was re-recordable of the bat.

    DAT was not a flop , but a sacrificial lamb, and a taste of things to come.

    **ENTER RIAA**

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  146. My own list from my first job by geekwithsoul · · Score: 1

    My first "real" job was working for a government agency back in 1988 doing desktop and network support. There I got to use the following (all of which became obsolete or were pushed aside by other technologies)

    - Epson Equity III+ 386-based computers (yes, Epson actually used to make PCs)
    - IBM PS/2 486s with micro-channel architecture
    - Novell Netware 3.12
    - OS/2
    - Tektronix wax transfer color printers ("toner" was in the form of special little wax crayons"
    - Token ring network (w/ IBM hermaphroditic connectors)
    - Lotus 123
    - WordPerfect 4.2

    While some of these weren't "flops" per se, they all did fall by the wayside eventually. However, even with this inauspicious start, I did learn a lot from these flops that has served me well ever since.

  147. Re:Ahead of Time Flop by 2nd+Post! · · Score: 1

    VR is here. It's called the Nintendo Wii and the Nintendo DS.

  148. CED that is. how about laser video disks? by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    I owned one of those machines. They actually did give a good picture, as good as the laser disks
    (now would you consider laser video disks a flop today?) The only problem was that the disks were fragile and prone to skip after many playings. Also you had to replace the stylus in the machine after a while (I didn't have mine long enough to have to do this... the format went bust first). The disks sold for a fraction of what laser disks and vhs tapes went for (Kmart and Walmart hadn't yet discovered home video).
    So I owned TWO failed video formats, CED and Laserdisk. (Anybody know how to fix a broken Sony laserdisk player with a stuck disk tray so I can copy the rest of my collection to DVD-R ?)

  149. Plus/4 memories... by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1

    The C 16, 116 (same with rubber keys) and Plus/4 (w/ "faster" 1551 floppy drive?) were dumped for cheap in grocery stores here so I and many other kids eventually got to have their own little computers. Apparently the platform rose to similar necessity-born popularity over in Hungary where it was widely used in schools.

    German company Kingsoft sold useful adds like an improved BASIC/screen editor and an 80 characters cartridge...

    The Plus/4 wasn't so bad for the quasi-unambitious school kid. BASIC 3.5 had SOUND, CIRCLE, BOX, DO, LOOP and other "advanced" features that made it a more instantly gratifying learning platform....

    Later on, Hungarian hackers built a SID-based soundcard... C 64 games were ported over and multimedia demos with colourful and/or vector graphics written. Quite intriguing if you never thought these things were possible. Though really it was largely the very low price that lead to some sort of mini-boom over here...

  150. DAT? It's doning very well by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

    What happened to DAT (Digital Audio Tape) It has become a commonly used device for professional level audio recording. It neve caught on with consumers because they liked CDs better and consumers by definition don't make recordings. I think now that we have computers hard drives may have beaten out DAT but for a long time and maybe even still todat DAT is a common standard

  151. Re:Your sig by BlueCollarCamel · · Score: 1

    While I've yet to have a poor experience with them, I updated my signature accordingly.

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  152. Quad sound systems by gemtech · · Score: 1

    and particularly 8 track tapes with quad. I think that it lasted in a 6 month time frame in 1973.

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  153. How about the original AOL? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh I don't know? A proprietary network was a big success. It was called AOL. You may not like it, but it was a success, used by many people as a jumping point to the internet.

  154. MS Bob tops the polls by spun · · Score: 1

    17% of 17,725 polled think Bob is the worst tech flop ever, beating out dot-bombs at 13% as of 12:30 MST today. I wonder how many people here have actually tried Bob? I did. Blech.

    It was a bad instance of a bad interpretation of some very good research into user interfaces by Brenda Laurel. AFAIK, her research has never been put into production successfully. But then, the whole idea of analyzing computer-human interaction in terms of Aristotelian Poetics is a little over most PHB's heads.

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  155. Re:Ahead of Time Flop by Alomex · · Score: 1

    I'd say 99% of my communications and work with colleagues and peers is electronic... the only time I have to use paper is when I have to work with senior management.

    Exactly, as percentage of exchange of information the "paperless" office is already here. It just so happens that the actual amount of paper we print is still pretty high in absolute terms. In relative terms it rounds down to zero: we moved from a world in which the majority of interoffice communication was on paper to one in which well below 1% is paper-based.

    p.s. and no, these are not made up statistics, I actually researched them up.

  156. Re: VR by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    I was being optimistic. Hoping that since MS has produced their big Hurrah, the Wow Starts Now, and ends about 2010 with Vienna SP1.

    Apple will have delivered at least 2 more solid copies of OS X not counting this year's, Linux communities will have 3.5 years to do ... something.

    Intel will have mainline Quad chips next year, AMD is due the year after that.
    OS, Hardware, _____

    I'm hoping by that point we can officially turn the corner of IT maturity, and let Apps have their day. 2010 is the symbolic timeline, not a business-school deadline. Use Winter Solstice 2012 if that makes you happier.

    For stretchable values of Near-Future, VR is coming at the ultra-bleeding edge. I don't expect the "affordable versions" in ANY reasonable time.

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  157. Re:Your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say the fact that they use an "affiliate" program to get people to spam links for them is a good enough reason not to use them. The poster of comment you replied to probably doesn't care if people get ripped off, he just wanted his commission.

  158. Why Troll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Troll? This post is one of the funniest things I've read on /.

    Flamebait, sure... but calling it Troll is just lacking any sense of humor...

  159. Acually that's not entierly correct by anss123 · · Score: 1

    The A600 was indeed referred to as the A300 by some people, but they're actually separate models designed by the same guy. I have no idea what the difference was, but David Hayne (a Commodore engineer) touched upon it on a newsgroup. Something about a shift of management closing down projects left and right while starting up new ones.

  160. Take this with a tablespoon of salt, but... by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    I vaguely remember hearing that there were *projects* named A300 and A600 respectively, but that the project named A600 was *not* the same as the machine actually released under the A600 name (i.e. the rebadged A300 project).

    This may be bollocks however; I can't remember where I heard it now, and my memory is a little hazy.

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  161. How could anyone forget about this?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How on earth did the Western Digital Pascal Microengine not make the list?!?

  162. where's the real bombouts? by cbacba · · Score: 1

    Where's the real bombs like the segway?

    Or maybe the half billion dollars spent to create a video phonograph during the middle of the vcr craze to make a similarly priced play only machine with inferior audio and video? It even made the case books in marketing class for mba students by 1990.