User: vx922

o the......

On: Microholography Could Lead to 500 GB Discs

o the pr0n i will save

oddworld?

On: Armed Police Bots with Stun Guns

remember oddworld? there advertise robot that got agressive and shoked ppl if they didnt buy the product? thats the future of these robots

Gmail?

On: Google Purchases GrandCentral Web Phone Service

man this screams Gmail and google talk

same old same old

On: AMD Announces August Release Date for Barcelona

intel=were better than joo AMD= Nu UH!

i will store?

On: Microsoft to Offer Free Online Storage

the finest in goatse and hot shemale action

fair

On: Microsoft May Be Investigated By Attorneys General

O NOES MS is not playing fair....tell us something we dont know

errr end

On: The Sopranos Ends With a ...

i think i will go watch the who gives a shit channel

it will be?

On: How Big Will the iPhone Become?

but the iTimeMachine will be bigger we just have to wait for Mr Jobs to bring it out of hideing (he hides it in his freezer)

BaBaaBooey

On: Radio Wave on Saturn's Moon Hints at Hidden Ocean

That radio wave is channel 100 of sirius sat radio ...those aliens r listening to Howard Stern!

in russia

On: Russia Claims IP Rights In Manufacture of AK-47

in russia IP patents YOU!

my dream is ruined

On: Space Elevator Company LiftPort In Trouble

just when i was dreaming of saying Beam (lift) Me up Scottie!

my crack ftw

On: EVE Online Scandal Deliberate Frame-Job?

i think i will stick to smokeing the crack that is my lvl 67 BloodElf rouge thank u vetty much

RLY!

On: Google Debuts Street View and Mapplets

ORLY? MAPLETS RLY? NO WAi!

foil ftw

On: Electrical Field Treats Brain Cancer

one more reason ill keep my tin foil hat on the man created a device that will cure me but IS TRAING ME for the MK ultra project!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MK_Ultra