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Armed Police Bots with Stun Guns

foniksonik writes "'On 28 June, Taser International of Arizona announced plans to equip robots with stun guns ... the new stun-capable robots could be used against civilians.' Non-lethal weapons experts are concerned that the robots will have to stun the suspected criminal for longer periods of time while awaiting human police to come make the official arrest. "If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?" asks Steve Wright, a security expert at Leeds Metropolitan University, UK."

219 comments

  1. Wellllll... by stonecypher · · Score: 4, Funny

    "If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?"
    Skynet.
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    StoneCypher is Full of BS
    1. Re:Wellllll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "I'll be back... for the appeal."

    2. Re:Wellllll... by TK2216UKG · · Score: 0

      "If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?"

      OCP.

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    3. Re:Wellllll... by Aliriza · · Score: 1

      Who is going to save us ? Should be begin to work on new model of T1001 ?

    4. Re:Wellllll... by binaryvixen · · Score: 1

      "If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot..."
      This bit worries me, how severely? A near equivalent of ECT? I have never seen a Stun Gun in action in real life but will look forward to these "Robocops" although I have the Transformers theme tune going through my mind at the moment, that would be great for covert ops. "It's a car" "No it's not, it's a Police bot"
      In my opinion they should hold accountable the person with the remote?

      "Skynet"
      Only if your last name is Connor are you in major trouble.

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      Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
    5. Re:Wellllll... by susano_otter · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?"

      So a company in America says they're going to try mounting tasers on robots, and before the first prototype is even built, and long before the first police department decides to evaluate them, some guy on the other side of the Atlantic is worrying about who to sue, if the robots ever get used in his country?

      Besides, isn't the answer obvious? You sue the organization or individual who decided to deploy the robot. Whend did universities become repositories of dumb?
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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    6. Re:Wellllll... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      "If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?"

      So a company in America says they're going to try mounting tasers on robots, and before the first prototype is even built, and long before the first police department decides to evaluate them, some guy on the other side of the Atlantic is worrying about who to sue, if the robots ever get used in his country?

      Besides, isn't the answer obvious? You sue the organization or individual who decided to deploy the robot. When did universities become repositories of dumb?
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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    7. Re:Wellllll... by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      In my opinion they should hold accountable the person with the remote?
      Then could you tell me who holds the remote to an autonomous robot?
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      ResidntGeek
    8. Re:Wellllll... by Ucklak · · Score: 1

      Someone or some program at Omni Comsumer Products.

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      if you steal from one source, that is plagiarism, if you steal from many, well, that's just research.
    9. Re:Wellllll... by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      "So a company in America says they're going to try mounting tasers on robots, and before the first prototype is even built, and long before the first police department decides to evaluate them, some guy on the other side of the Atlantic is worrying about who to sue, if the robots ever get used in his country? Besides, isn't the answer obvious? You sue the organization or individual who decided to deploy the robot. Whend did universities become repositories of dumb? "

      Notice he said "take to the tribunal", not sue in civil court. In the UK, if you get killed because of the negligence of some company, your family can expect 20,000 pounds at best -- not millions in punitive damages. Suing just means something different over there.

      Also few are the British citizens that haven't been yelled at by some faceless bureaucrat hidden behind a video camera and a remote-controlled high-powered blow horn/sound system. So in some ways, the British government has been ahead of the game technology-wise and control-wise, and the British citizens may already have had a small taste of what's to come for the rest of us.

    10. Re:Wellllll... by rtechie · · Score: 1

      worrying about who to sue In the United States, it's basically impossible to sue the police. Give that, we usually use criminal sanctions against police misconduct. It's unclear who you would pursue criminal charges against if the robot went haywire. This is the whole point of this robot, to avoid criminal responsibility for attacking protesters and other civilians.

    11. Re:Wellllll... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      Notice he said "take to the tribunal", not sue in civil court

      Notice that I didn't say "sue in civil court", I just said "sue". Criminal lawsuits are still lawsuits, and you can sue someone in criminal court using the exact same verb, "to sue", as you use when suing someone in civil court.

      So in some ways, the British government has been ahead of the game technology-wise and control-wise, and the British citizens may already have had a small taste of what's to come for the rest of us.

      You're assuming that different cultures with different values, different surpluses and scarcities, and generally different contexts will all evolve along the same lines towards the same end-states. That's not an assumption I think is warranted, really.
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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    12. Re:Wellllll... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      This is the whole point of this robot, to avoid criminal responsibility for attacking protesters and other civilians.

      I kinda thought maybe you had a good point, until this last line. Do you have any evidence for this claim?
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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    13. Re:Wellllll... by binaryvixen · · Score: 1

      "Then could you tell me who holds the remote to an autonomous robot?"

      V.I.K.I.
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  2. The person operating it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Hopefully the person operating it.

    1. Re:The person operating it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully the robot will have better judgment than the police. They've been known to taser children. There is a story about a guy they tasered half a dozen times and instead of taking him to the hospital, they locked him up until he died of a coronary. Not to mention the 87 year old blind woman in Portland that they tasered over a "dirty yard" (I don't remember if she died or not).

    2. Re:The person operating it by mcpkaaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      Who operates an autonomous robot? I want that job. I could even do it from home.

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      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
    3. Re:The person operating it by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1
      I could even do it from home.

      Don't worry, it'll be coming to you.

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      "I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
  3. Why wont people stop..... by Spookticus · · Score: 2, Funny

    .....acting the way they are and getting into trouble where they need to be stunned in the first place :P

    1. Re:Why wont people stop..... by kabz · · Score: 1

      Wow, I've often thought that it would be much faster to board planes if you had little robots that could detect people loitering in the aisle and taser them in the ankle to get them to move into their row faster...

      Heheh. Zap!!

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      -- "It's not stalking if you're married!" My Wife.
    2. Re:Why wont people stop..... by networkzombie · · Score: 1

      Because humans have limited intelligence. If you think we're bad, you should have seen Homo Habilis.

    3. Re:Why wont people stop..... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Funny

      Indeed. Bleeding hearts like to call Taser recipients 'victims', but I tell you, if they were innocent they wouldn't be tasered now, would they?

    4. Re:Why wont people stop..... by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      Taser International of Arizona announced plans to equip robots with cattle-prods... the new airline customer assistants robots could be used to help passengers board planes more efficiently.

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      A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
    5. Re:Why wont people stop..... by o2sd · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Bleeding hearts like to call Taser recipients 'victims', but I tell you, if they were innocent they wouldn't be tasered now, would they?

      So what you are saying is that the robot will observe the crime, convene a jury of twelve robot peers, find the person guilty of the offense comitted, record the convinction via Bluetooth to central crimes processing, then taser them?

      Or were you using the word innocent in the "I'm too dumb to understand the legal definition of innocent" kind of way?

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      - Nothing to see hear.
    6. Re:Why wont people stop..... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      I'm simply amazed that you found the logical fallacy in my statement. Next time I try sarcasm on /., I'll add a smiley face just for you ok?

    7. Re:Why wont people stop..... by o2sd · · Score: 1

      Oohh a sarcasm detector, that's a usefull invention

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      - Nothing to see hear.
  4. pretty funny.... by pablo_max · · Score: 2, Insightful

    To me this s pretty funny. Has anyone seen the bot they use in the bomb squad? I mean if you put a machine gun on that thing even a dog in a wheel chair would be able to get away in time. I think that things like this are not really effect as an actual combat or police platform in terms of hitting your target, but rather provide a heavy scare factor. I can imagine that most people would see it and thing terminator and run like hell rather then walk briskly past it and just push it over which is all it would really take to disable it.

    1. Re:pretty funny.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want the motors, motor drivers and transciever. I can get a suit that will allow me to disable and steal them.

      http://home.messiah.edu/~gdaub/armor/picgloss.htm

    2. Re:pretty funny.... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      You need one of the Mobile Infantry's Powered Suits from Heinlein's original Starship Troopers (not the tripe that passed for a movie, since they didn't show them in it.) That was a man amplifier for you.

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      The higher the technology, the sharper that two-edged sword.
  5. Target acquired... by Mystery00 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's a bad day to be a criminal, and soon the police force will be out of a job. Robotaserthing is in town, and ready to electrocute some scum.

    On a more serious note, it's not like this was unexpected, and it's not the first of the line either. We're smack right in the middle of the robotic era, from mini automated vacuum cleaners, to hover spy robots, to shotgun equipped killing machines. This is just another step, and it's not going to end, ever.



    Well......it could end for us, but not for the robots.

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    1. Re:Target acquired... by hobbesmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I seriously doubt these things are actually autonomous, given that theres no source in the article and I was under the impression that bomb squad robots are remote controlled. Upon further inspection at Taser International's website shows that this is a "strategic alliance" with a robotics company that may lead to "...remotely controlled or autonomous robotic systems..."

      Now, I may be behind on things, but what autonomous robot systems, if any, are in use today with law enforcement? From my knowledge of electrical engineering, I seriously doubt that the word "autonomous" is intended to be in that sentence (ie, it was added by some guy in marketing that didn't know better). I'm sure others here will have more knowledge on this. I really can't think of a situation where current robotics can operate autonomously in a complex, changing situation and was under the impression that all such robots were remote controlled.

  6. Easy... by lixee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?"
    The idiots that allowed a robot in the police force.
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    Res publica non dominetur
    1. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its the future. We're either gonna have this or this. Maybe even this and probably more than a little of this. And hopefully no more of this. Might as well pick one now, because they're coming, and they're probably not leaving.

    2. Re:Easy... by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hopefully, they'll be smart enough to realize that robots are a tool, just like hand held tasers, guns, ect., and not an intelligent, thinking crowd control panacea, and treat them as such. Besides, I don't think armed robots roaming the streets would fly with a whole lot of folks.

    3. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the idiots that allowed a police in the robot force.

    4. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean ... like all people of voting age in the USfA?

    5. Re:Easy... by noidentity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But they will be shielded by shifting the blame to the company that produced the robot, or others who also took part in the decision. Like with electronic "voting" machines in the U.S., the failure will take years to correct, if at all.

    6. Re:Easy... by sfm · · Score: 3, Funny

      Don't worry, nothing can go wrong... go wrong... go wrong... go wrong...

    7. Re:Easy... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Also in the future, people won't use proper nouns anymore, they'll just use links entitled 'this'.

    8. Re:Easy... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Besides, I don't think armed robots roaming the streets would fly with a whole lot of folks.

      A long time ago I heard about a survey of bank customers who preferred automatic teller machines to human tellers because the computerised version is friendlier.

      Now, cops are not known to be friendly, in fact, many problems arise when they depart from established procedures and start setting policy, rather than enforcing it.

      I would say that a robot which is programmed to respond in a particular way would do so all the time. The real problem comes when Government finds out that robot police are so cheap they can put one every ten metres along every street in the city. That would worry me. Probably worth pointing out that while speed cameras pay for themselves we don't have millions of the things on the roads yet, at least where I live.

      As long as we can trust our governments to want to stay popular, they might continue to use technology appropriately. I hope so, anyway.

    9. Re:Easy... by fatman22 · · Score: 1

      The idiots who forgot that a robot does not enjoy the same legal and moral "shield" that a human police officer has. Shoot back (or first) at a human police officer and it's serious jail time or the needle. Do the same to a cop-bot and it's, at most, destruction of public property and illegal discharge of a firearm or explosive device in a prohibited place. I see a big market for RPGs.

    10. Re:Easy... by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Then I am really fscking scared of what will happen when this idea takes off in the UK. They already consider speed cameras to be a perfectly reasonable alternative to traffic police.

    11. Re:Easy... by Kam+Solusar · · Score: 1

      The real problem comes when Government finds out that robot police are so cheap they can put one every ten metres along every street in the city. No, the real problem comes after that, when some geek hacks into the control program and sends the robots marching towards Redmond...
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    12. Re:Easy... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Yes, but speed cameras ARE a perfectly reasonable alternative to traffic police. Unless, for some reason, you think you have a right to get away with -putting other drivers in danger- most of the time. It's not a privacy issue because you're already in public by virtue of being on the road, and if it were a privacy issue, then police would also infringe by enforcing traffic rules.

      If you think the traffic laws themselves are unjust, you should strike those rather than their enforcement, as unequal or imperfect application of unjust laws leads to capricious or malicious enforcement of unjust laws.

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    13. Re:Easy... by sauge · · Score: 1

      I was thinking about this too, but defending yourself against a police dog has been confirmed by the court as assaulting a police officer. I am sure they would do the same for the robots.

      (I mean, we are talking about a country -- specifically Utah -- where recently a cop wrestled an elderly lady down and arrested her for what amounts to a dry lawn.)

    14. Re:Easy... by jimicus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not that I have a problem with the speed limit being enforced. But speeding isn't the only thing which is dangerous.

      Speed cameras don't do anything about the Corsa which cut me up at 70mph on the motorway yesterday. Speed cameras don't stop the motorist who was all over the lane while yakking on his mobile phone. They don't stop the tailgating motorist who caused an accident which (thankfully) didn't look too serious but could have been far worse.

    15. Re:Easy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do the same to a cop-bot and it's, at most, destruction of public property and illegal discharge of a firearm or explosive device in a prohibited place. I see a big market for RPGs.

      I see one inmate trading you to another inmate for a pack of cigarettes.

    16. Re:Easy... by dreamlax · · Score: 1

      A long time ago I heard about a survey of bank customers who preferred automatic teller machines to human tellers because the computerised version is friendlier.
      Yeah, but neither human tellers nor ATMs carry tasers.
    17. Re:Easy... by rolfwind · · Score: 1

      Probably worth pointing out that while speed cameras pay for themselves we don't have millions of the things on the roads yet, at least where I live.


      Um no. They don't pay for themselves. The average driver, who all speed, pays for them. The robots don't produce anything of value, other than tickets. Unless you think that is a worthwhile commodity.

      Speeding is overrated anyway. Most speeds for roads are set artificially low, so they can give you a ticket anytime. I'm in an area where a ton of drivers are idiots and don't follow all the other rules (turn signals, tailgating, not yielding the right of way, cutting you off). Instead of the easy metric of speeding, which is all just moneymaking, why not enforce these other laws that actually would contribute more to safety than every more speed cameras?
    18. Re:Easy... by o2sd · · Score: 1

      The idiots that allowed a robot in the police force.

      And what about the robots that allowed idiots into the police force? Oh wait ...

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    19. Re:Easy... by dintech · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but neither human tellers nor ATMs carry tasers.

      I go over-budget some months so sometimes I wish they did.

      1. Withdraw Cash
      2. Display Balance
      3. A Good Tasering
      4. Return Card

    20. Re:Easy... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      1. Withdraw Cash
      2. Display Balance
      3. A Good Tasering
      4. Return Card

      Years ago an ATM I used which was old by the standards of the day would display Take reciept, and please don't litter.

      Then spit the reciept card out on to the ground.

    21. Re:Easy... by peacedog · · Score: 1

      "As long as we can trust our governments to want to stay popular"

      I think that Shrub & Co have proven that we cant trust the government to give a damn what the majority
      thinks is popular..

  7. On the next episode of "brilliant fucking ideas" by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cops that can be neutralized with a refridgerator magnet! (Hey, it works on Bender!)

  8. taserbot... meet lawsuit-bot. by Ansible42 · · Score: 1

    nc

  9. The Matrix... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a step by step program.

  10. Diminishing Returns by had3l · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can they stunlock or are there diminishing returns?

    1. Re:Diminishing Returns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In RL there are no diminishing returns, but you dont get "Honor" when you kill them. Oddly, in RL pretty much every kill you make is considered "Dishonorable". If confused the hell out of a friend of mine, he kept trying to gank people and guards kept attacking him, so he figured they must be too far below his level. So he started trying to find old people, but the judge still said it was Dishonorable! He's definitely not getting his new dagger though this week, he ganked a whole old folks home and that hurt his honor points hard.

    2. Re:Diminishing Returns by fractoid · · Score: 1

      I'm just waiting for the RL 2.0 patch when they're going to remove DKs. Hopefully by then they'll fix the bug where no matter how much water I drink I still don't have enough mana to cast fireball... also add some more graveyards, the corpse run is a bish and none of my friends have rez yet. >.>

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  11. oddworld? by vx922 · · Score: 0

    remember oddworld? there advertise robot that got agressive and shoked ppl if they didnt buy the product? thats the future of these robots

  12. and the result will be... by speedbump · · Score: 2, Insightful

    civilians arming themselves with stinger missiles and radio jammers

    1. Re:and the result will be... by infonography · · Score: 1
      Too much work, just use a sticky note and slap a

      HACK ME
      sign on their backs. This will happen faster then you can say ROBOT WARS.

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      Sorry about the writing. Robot fingers, you know? Cliff Steele in DOOM PATROL #23
  13. ED209 says ... by khasim · · Score: 4, Insightful

    [Mr. Kinney points a pistol at ED-209]
    ED-209: [menacingly] Please put down your weapon. You have 20 seconds to comply.
    [Mr. Kinney drops the pistol on the floor]
    ED-209: [ED-209 advances, growling] You have 15 seconds to comply.
    [Mr. Kinney tries to run away]
    ED-209: You have 10 seconds to comply.
    [entire room of people in full panic trying to stay out of the line of fire]
    ED-209: You have 5 seconds to comply... four... three... two... one... I am now authorized to use physical force!
    [ED-209 opens fire and shreds Mr. Kinney]

    From the movie Robocop.

    1. Re:ED209 says ... by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, everybody knows you only need a 7 year old girl with a laptop to control the ED-209.

    2. Re:ED209 says ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the movie Robocop.

      Dude, any Slashdotter who didn't get that reference would have been dragged into the street and shot years ago.

    3. Re:ED209 says ... by Bachus9000 · · Score: 1
      This is much funnier when read as:

      ED-209: You have 5 seconds to comply... four... three... two... one... I am not authorized to use physical force!
      [ED-209 opens fire and shreds Mr. Kinney]
    4. Re:ED209 says ... by Meski · · Score: 1

      But what will ED-209 do when we throw a flight of stairs in the mix? If Daleks can negotiate stairs now, I'm sure ED-209 will manage.
  14. obligatory by jesterzog · · Score: 1

    There really has to be a good Ed-209 joke in here somewhere.

    1. Re:obligatory by gijoel · · Score: 1

      I just dread those things telling me I have 30 seconds to comply.

    2. Re:obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it reminds me more of the laser carrying robots from Short Circuit.
      Number five is alive!
      Take a look at the pictures from the website, and then from the movie. ;)

  15. Evil doers by Joebert · · Score: 2

    Anyone want to bet me that this project gets scrapped in less than a year due to "malfunctioning" bots that zap officers more than civilians ?

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    1. Re:Evil doers by Woy · · Score: 1

      Hacking was my tought too. Build an army of robots to oppress us and you'll have the biggest surprise of your shortened life.

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      "If God created us in his own image we have more than reciprocated." - Voltaire
  16. My Question for Humanity by Revotron · · Score: 1, Informative

    "If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?" As a member of a society that's relatively ass-backwards on morals and standards (America, more specifically), I must ask... why are we concerned more about punishing the officer than punishing the criminal?&nbsp This robot won't be punishing speeders or jaywalkers with a firm tazering, it would apprehend violent/armed criminals who have an intent to do harm.
    1. Re:My Question for Humanity by tftp · · Score: 5, Insightful
      it would apprehend violent/armed criminals who have an intent to do harm

      Intent to do harm??? How can a robot determine that? As a helpful hint, humans have a problem figuring that out - that's why we have courts, juries and appeals. But here a dumb robot is suddenly capable to tell if you have an intent to do harm? For example, can this wonderful robot tell the difference between a weaponless pocket thief and a group of boys armed with super-soakers? Any generic machine would taser the boys and leave the thief alone; to do it the other way around you need to understand far more about our society that a modern excuse for a computer can possibly do.

      P.S. Tasering a child can kill the child; if that happens I have no pity for any official who promoted the idea. At this stage of development of an AI I can trust the computer only to show a letter 'a' on the screen when I press the 'a' key.

    2. Re:My Question for Humanity by wordsnyc · · Score: 1

      ... or maybe just driving while black, or young, or poor in the wrong part of town. Yes, why mess with the excellent, highly professional police departments we have now? Besides, if this becomes common, the lads won't be able to dress up in their camo toy-soldier costumes and kick down the doors of weedy potheads, as is their wont.

      I guess you weren't around for LEAA in the late 60s when Nixon gave brain-dead redneck cops all over the country the high-tech toys of the day (helicopters with gas dispensers, concussion grenades, rubber and wooden bullets, etc.) to play with. They were out the next day using them on damn near anyone in sight, including jaywalkers.

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    3. Re:My Question for Humanity by Revotron · · Score: 0

      I agree, AI is not the best solution when determining intent... however it seems like this idea of a "tazerbot" is decades off. Maybe in the meantime people will realize what a stupid idea this is.

      Wishful Thinking is the reason why money is being funneled into projects like this when so much could be done to improve the justice system itself (And no, I'm not whining like a rapper). For a start... let's take the Robocop money and empty the prisons by deporting the major chunk of the prison population that are illegal immigrants. Maybe then we'd have enough room for our competent carbon-based officers to lock up more violent offenders.

    4. Re:My Question for Humanity by theconartist · · Score: 1

      I cn't even trust it to do tht. :(

    5. Re:My Question for Humanity by mysidia · · Score: 1

      P.S. Tasering a child can kill the child; if that happens I have no pity for any official who promoted the idea. At this stage of development of an AI I can trust the computer only to show a letter 'a' on the screen when I press the 'a' key.

      Yes, and tasering an adult is no fun for the adult either. Tasering for an extended time as required to make sure the person gets subdued until enforcers can arrive to shoot them may have adverse health effects, and if they already have health problems, the tasering might kill an adult too.

      Not to mention, the excessive electrocution seems like cruel and unusual punishment, in violation of constitutional rights of citizens, and potentially makes the targetted individual vulnerable to being killed by other criminals in the area, before law enforcement gets there (if they were merely defending themselves in a fight, for instance, now while tasered, they are now an easy mark for a knifing or similar attack).

      Robots should not be deciding to taser people on their own any more than they get to decide to use lethal force on their own.

      These decisions need to be made by a person who can actually be held accountable, and has something on the line, in case they make a serious error in judgement. Robots aren't trained and don't learn like humans do, and if they make a judgement error, it's always blamed on a programming error or technical glitch : the bot won't be brought up on disciplinary charges, neither the robot nor the manufacturer won't go to jail when the robots make what for a human would be considered a negligent decision.

      A robot cannot fully assess the situation and make a sound decision about the appropriateness of tasering in a particular case, the way a human can.

    6. Re:My Question for Humanity by Cheesey · · Score: 2, Funny

      At this stage of development of an AI I can trust the computer only to show a letter 'a' on the screen when I press the 'a' key.

      I think it can be summarised like this:
      - Current AIs are not clever enough to be in charge of weapons, because they aren't capable of understanding when they should be used.
      - Science fiction AIs are too clever to be in charge of weapons, because they always use them to take over the world.
      On the whole, it sounds like a really really bad idea to give an AI a gun, no matter how smart the AI might be.

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      >north
      You're an immobile computer, remember?
    7. Re:My Question for Humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, the bots could be designed to ignore targets smaller than a certain size to avoid attacking children.

      Although that just be inviting gangs of midgets to terrorize the streets, bite ankles, and steal shoes.

    8. Re:My Question for Humanity by the+not-troll · · Score: 1

      So you would prefer the assumption "guilty until proven innocent"?

      There always are two kinds of error you can make (I probably got the order wrong?): Either you can let him go although he is guilty or you can arrest him although he is innocent. If you want to reduce the former, you're going to arrest the innocent (and thus have two guilty persons running around: first the original perpetrator, secondly yourself for imprisoning an innocent person). If you want to reduce the latter, you're going to let the guilty go free (and thus have one guilty person running around).

      Therefore, the responsibility which lies on police is twofold: First, it is to arrest the guilty, thus not making the former error; secondly, it is to let the innocent go free, thus not making the latter error. It is then the job of the courts to determine whether he was correct in doing so: A rational society won't just want one thing or the other, it would want both: the guilty being arrested and the innocent going free.

      Where you complain about is that western society is so "ass-backwards" you complain about holding police responsible for acting incorrectly, based on the incorrect assumption that everyone apprehended by the police is necessary guilty. But in reality, a cop can in one case apprehend a perpetrator which is guilty, in which case the perpetrator should be punished and not the cop, or in another case the cop can arrest someone innocent, in which case the cop should be punished, not the innocent person. Indeed, there also is the point that if police uses excessive violence against the "guilty" (like jaywalking doesn't really justify being exe- eh... electrocuted - you really should know that if someone is given power, he is going to use it), it can be necessary to punish the police as well as the perpetrator.

      Indeed, I'd maintain that you are right in claiming western society has it "ass-backwards" - but you are "ass-backwards" in claiming the reason for it, because it's "ass-backwards" for the same reason totalitarian states are: They, exactly as you wish, hold one guilty until innocence is proven.

      Also, regarding to the question of the grandparent: you should take both manufacturer and police: the former for manifacturing a faulty system, the latter for allowing it into their force.

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    9. Re:My Question for Humanity by vertinox · · Score: 1

      For example, can this wonderful robot tell the difference between a weaponless pocket thief and a group of boys armed with super-soakers?

      To be fair, a real cop would shoot the boys anyways.

      Then the thief would get robbed by a thugg who actually had a weapon on the way home from the heist.

      But seriously, I don't think the first application of this robot is to have it patrol willy nilly. They'd probably send it in when a real cop wouldn't do when dealing with barricaded suspects.

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    10. Re:My Question for Humanity by db32 · · Score: 1

      I have always wondered about that. We can't do anything to catch them because that would be wrong, and violate their freedom, but once we got the little bastards its an execution order away from a late night snuff show. God forbid we apply any kind of common sense to these sorts of things. Pretty damned pointless when a cop can go to jail for shooting a suspect who pointed an unloaded gun at him. We had a cop here that got stabbed to death...by a guy who had already been to prison for killing a pizza boy and was let out months later because "he was crazy". So...poor crazy persons rights were violated when they locked him away for putting a dinner plate hole in the pizza guy when he came to the door. So the cop tells him to stop waving the knife...three times...and then got stabbed to death. As much as I don't want trigger happy cops running around...we need to give them better weapons of the horribly painful nonlethal type...or send a clear message to them "If that guy is waving guns or knives you are pretty much clear to put holes in him".

      I think being sufficiently stupid in front of a cop meant to protect us justifies getting your ass kicked. This is why we need cameras on cops too. So when the asskicking is not justified we can punish the cop, but when it is we can show it on primetime and give the guy a medal and tell everyone else "If you act like a god damned moron like this guy, you are gunna get your ass kicked".

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    11. Re:My Question for Humanity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But here a dumb robot is suddenly capable to tell if you have an intent to do harm?

      Another data point: slashdot is making me type the word "talked" because it thinks reading those 6 letters is too hard for a bot to do.

    12. Re:My Question for Humanity by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Intent to do harm??? How can a robot determine that?

      Just have it cast "Detect Evil" periodically and "Smite Evil" on any evil so detected. Add some random wandering algorithm and there you have it, and automated paladin :).

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    13. Re:My Question for Humanity by tftp · · Score: 1
      I don't think the first application of this robot is to have it patrol willy nilly.

      You are very likely correct; but what about the second, and other applications?

      They'd probably send it in when a real cop wouldn't do when dealing with barricaded suspects.

      You'd need some Arkonide battle robots for that, complete with force fields and particle weapons, powered by a built-in thermonuclear reactor. The mobile robots that we have today are clumsy, stupid, blind and powerless to inflict any harm (or even taser) an armed and ready opponent. In fact, a closed door will stop such a robot, and the door doesn't even need to be locked - the robot is too stupid to use the door handle. Besides, even if the robot makes it through the suspect will have no qualms spending some 7.62mm ammo on that thing, and the robot will be surely disabled after that.

      As my first line implied, it is far more likely that the robots will be first and foremost used as stationary fixtures; a robot can be just a camera and hole in the wall for taser leads - it does not have to be mobile or humanoid. Pedestrian walkways in subway, for example, are an ideal location for such installations - or at any place where the flow of people is regulated, like at entrances to buildings. But once robots have more power they can definitely move, and lack of brains won't stop their proponents.

    14. Re:My Question for Humanity by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      "At this stage of development of an AI I can trust the computer only to show a letter 'a' on the screen when I press the 'a' key."

      You must not be an MS Word user. Sure, it *might* display 'a' when you type 'a' - or it might decide to indent, start a bulleted list, knock an illustration or two down to the next page, reformat your columns, and summon an annoying animated dog to ask you inane questions about your intentions.

  17. ...The victim? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The victim would have to receive shocks for longer, or repeatedly, to give police time to reach the scene and restrain them Why on earth would you taser and restrain the victim instead of the criminal?

    Damn robots and their poor judgment. ..cue soviet Russia joke...
    1. Re:...The victim? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      The idea is to make the criminal start lulzing so hard he roffles on the floor until the real police show up and arrest the victim. Heart attack inducing lulz ensue. No need for a court or prison then, see?

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  18. Finally by dunezone · · Score: 1

    A real use for "That robot had one day till retirement" joke.

    1. Re:Finally by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      I think it's time to sell cheap, conductive underwear to all. Maybe just a cheap aluminized Mylar under-vest, flimsy as a space blanket, but cheap and universal and available in S-M-L. And maybe we need jeans with conductive threads interwoven. But this proliferation of dumb cops with lethal Tasers has got to stop. Ask that UCLA student Tasered repeatedly inside a building after he collapsed. You don't use lethal force on unarmed people, and we have the right to shield ourselves against sanctioned sociopaths on power trips.

    2. Re:Finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask that UCLA student Tasered repeatedly inside a building after he collapsed.
      Do you mean the one who was committing trespass and who had previously assaulted a librarian?
    3. Re:Finally by Hubbell · · Score: 1

      You mean the one who tried to start a riot after assaulting a librarian, trespassing, refusing to comply with staff, etc? He most certainly got what he deserved in that situation by placing at risk the security staff who were surrounded and outnumbered by students who he was trying to incite a riot amongst.

    4. Re:Finally by fredklein · · Score: 1

      1) Where did you hear he assaulted a librarian?

      2) He was told to produce ID or leave. He refused to produce ID. The Kampus Kops called the real cops, and when they got there, HE WAS IN THE PROCESS OF LEAVING THE LIBRARY. That's right- he was given the choice to show ID or leave, so he was leaving. Then the cops GRABBED him even though he was following the instructions (show id or LEAVE). They handcuffed him THEN tasered him several times.

      And you defend them?

    5. Re:Finally by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      I followed that story very carefully. He was a legitimate student and was not trespassing. The rent-a-cops assaulted himn repeatedly in front of many people. The rent-a-cops threatened legitimate students who protested the treatment as they saw him Tasered while lying on the floor not resisting but trying to get up as ordered after being Tasered. It seems to me your framing of the situation is false. Also, where was it ever found that he'd assaulted a librarian? Where did this factoid come from?

  19. Robocop by hitmanWilly1337 · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember those big robot things from Robocop?

  20. Re:On the next episode of "brilliant fucking ideas by FiniteElementalist · · Score: 1

    Eh, but we can always build more kill...errr, stunbots.

  21. why not just by sh3l1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why not just have the bots detain people instead of arming them with something that could seriously injure or kill someone (heart-atacks, etc.)

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    1. Re:why not just by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      At the end of the day, a guard is a pretty poorly paid job. I would think it would be cheaper to pay guards than buy bots and pay the insurance on those bots.

      A hackers dream, hacking a guard bot, would it be an inside job if a electronic guard bot stuns every body and robs the place. As for restraining people, yeah, set off a smoke detector and the bot has to let you go or else in the event of a fire you could get roasted innocent victims.

      Now I wonder who will be guaranteeing the quality of the software for those bots, who is going to take the great leap of faith in their virus free, bug free, secure against hackers software, or who will be stupid enough to use software that does not have a proper warranty.

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  22. Steve Wright? by mbstone · · Score: 1

    Is this the same Steve Wright who bought some batteries, but found that they weren't included?

  23. Why only worry about "autonomous robots"? by stephanruby · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why only worry about "autonomous robots"? Even remote-controlled robots with stun guns would worry me. Anything that would make it easier for a cop to hurt someone without looking into the whites of their eyes would worry me.

    1. Re:Why only worry about "autonomous robots"? by j_presper_eckert · · Score: 1

      This project elevates the Star Wars meme "Execute Order 66" to a level that's closer to reality than I'd prefer.

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    2. Re:Why only worry about "autonomous robots"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why only worry about robots? Anything that can make it easier for a cop to hurt someone would worry me.

    3. Re:Why only worry about "autonomous robots"? by westlake · · Score: 1
      Why only worry about "autonomous robots"?

      Where does it say that these robots are autonomous?

      Computerworld describes them as remote cotrolled.

      Even remote-controlled robots with stun guns would worry me. Anything that would make it easier for a cop to hurt someone without looking into the whites of their eyes would worry me.

      The cop is wearing a face plate and body armor. The cop doesn't see the whites of your eyes.

      So you would rather be taken out - permenently - by the S.W.A.T. team sniper or emerge from a hostage-taking with a "non-lethal" shock from a taser?

      Because that is the real-world choice when it comes time to bring you down.

    4. Re:Why only worry about "autonomous robots"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Where does it say that these robots are autonomous? "

      In the headline summary on slashdot in the quote of Steve Wright. I didn't actually read the article, I don't know if the quote is there as well.

  24. Sore thumbs by Joebert · · Score: 1

    Why do police always stick out like sore thumbs ?

    Uniformed officers are easy enough to avoid, I can only imagine how many episodes of Americas' dumbest criminals are going to be based on criminals dumb enough to get anywhere near these robots.

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  25. Non Lethal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Last I checked, stun gun weaponry was called Less-Lethal, not Non-Lethal, as in Stun Guns kill people LESS than regular weapons.

  26. business plan by delirium+of+disorder · · Score: 1

    0. Obtain a Stunbot3000 (capture it in a box or net and place it in a Faraday cage that provides sufficient electromagnetic shielding to keep it from communicating with it's legal owners wirelessly)

    1. Hack Sunbot3000, preferably installing Linux or BSD on it.

    2. Program it to shock corrupt cops, Christian fundamentalists, members of the Bush administration, corporate executives, and other undesirable figures. Perhaps speech to text and a bit of grepping could be enough to determine who is/isn't an undesirable figure?

    3. ???

    4. Profit! (or at least social progress?)

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  27. 3 Laws by kramulous · · Score: 4, Interesting

    1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.

    2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.

    3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

    Isn't this a violation? Oh, wait. It was human programming.

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    1. Re:3 Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The design will be simplified to
      1.Shoot everything that doesn't emit RFID Signals.

    2. Re:3 Laws by Cheesey · · Score: 1

      These laws seem to presuppose that the robot will have a human-like mind that is capable of understanding concepts like "injure", "inaction", "human being" and "harm". Asimov was being optimistic about the ease of making an AI that was even capable of understanding these ideas, let alone applying them to the real world. Still, sci-fi would be very dull if it wasn't full of wild ideas and crazy predictions.

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    3. Re:3 Laws by G+Morgan · · Score: 1

      1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Thank you for not smoking.

      People do realise that the first law means that robots will take control of people's lives and anything that could harm a person would be prevented.

      I mean, it's possible that you could get a little wild and break some bones during sex. Therefore it is vital for robots to stop people ever having sex. Humanity dies without harming anyone.
    4. Re:3 Laws by kramulous · · Score: 1

      These laws seem to presuppose that the robot will have a human-like mind that is capable of understanding concepts like "injure", "inaction", "human being" and "harm". Asimov was being optimistic about the ease of making an AI that was even capable of understanding these ideas, let alone applying them to the real world.

      Even still, at some point we have to make a decision about what these things can and cannot do. I realise that the kind of AI you (mostly Asimov) are talking about is a very, very long way off, but we must try and get the basics correct. Which is what I think Asimov was eluding to. Otherwise the 'norm' may get out of control later (and no, I wasn't implying a superior race of killbots with a preset kill limit).
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    5. Re:3 Laws by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I always wondered how they kept robots away from the soccer fields.

      Every time someone takes a dive the robots would be running onto the field to stop play.

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    6. Re:3 Laws by ultranova · · Score: 1

      These laws seem to presuppose that the robot will have a human-like mind that is capable of understanding concepts like "injure", "inaction", "human being" and "harm". Asimov was being optimistic about the ease of making an AI that was even capable of understanding these ideas, let alone applying them to the real world.

      And the end results of the robot following these laws, even in Asimov's universe, was that the robots ended up destroying the world; and even before that Daneel imprisoned that detective guy on a number of occasions for his own protection. Not a huge success, I'd say.

      Either make the things smart enough to be capable of actual moral judgement, or make them follow instructions to the letter; but do not make them second-guess humans based on mechanical rules. It won't end well.

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  28. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When will it end? This is such a load of...[zzzzap] OWWW!!.. ...I...for one...welcome...[zzzzap] AAAAHH...our new robot...

  29. Time to take out a policy by Torodung · · Score: 1

    Robot insurance doesn't seem so silly now, huh?

    I'll be darned if they use my per-scrip-shun drugs for fuel! (Medicare "D" was just a ploy!)

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    1. Re:Time to take out a policy by radiotyler · · Score: 1

      "Old Glory Insurance, for when the metal ones decide to come for you....and they will."


      Truer words were never spoken.
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  30. The operators by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    At this point, the robots aren't going to be 100% autonomous, the amount of AI that would imply is staggering. The robots will have to be controlled by humans. Most likely, they'll be more along the lines of an RC device, like most police robots are now. For example bomb robots many large police forces have are basically just large RC units. They actually could be used to do quite a bit of harm to someone, their grips are usually very strong. As such it falls on the shoulders of the person operating it.

    Same deal here. If the operator orders his robot to stun someone continuously, it'll be his ass on the line.

    This really isn't a problem until we start to get to a level of AI that is fully automatic. If this was a device that could locate someone, decide they were a threat, and take them down all without any human interaction, then it would be a question who gets asked why. However so long as there's a human with their finger on the trigger, that's the guy who is responsible for making sure the robot does what it should do.

    1. Re:The operators by sauge · · Score: 1

      At this point, the robots aren't going to be 100% autonomous, the amount of AI that would imply is staggering. The robots will have to be controlled by humans.

      Oh, I don't know about that. "If people are charging the machine, zap. If people are running from the machine, don't zap. Job is done signaled from C&C, shut yourself down." The rules of operation seem pretty straightforward.

  31. When will it be a crime.. by retrosurf · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    .. to interfere with a CopBot,
    or to tamper with a CopBot,
    or to kill a CopBot?

  32. I gotta.... by tubapro12 · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our stun gun armed robotic overlords.

    1. Re:I gotta.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Bout damned time someone put that line in here!!! I had scrolled about down to the end of the page before I found yours! If you hadn't put it in - I sure would have!!! Nice work!

    2. Re:I gotta.... by chuckymonkey · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'm shocked and amazed that it took this long for this to appear. Honestly what has /. come to when I have to read through 2/3 of the page just to get some overlord action.

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  33. I Don't Want To, But... by Baron+von+Pilsner · · Score: 1

    Will they run Linux?

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    1. Re:I Don't Want To, But... by leko · · Score: 1

      As a matter of fact, they will.

    2. Re:I Don't Want To, But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's macintosh, it will probably have several possible ways to make a virus for it, but they will somehow never be exploited.

    3. Re:I Don't Want To, But... by jbengt · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine a beowulf cluster of these?

  34. Civilian uses ? by ls671 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can I buy one to beat up people that don't pay ?

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    1. Re:Civilian uses ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear Microsoft are going to buy a bunch to staff their patent licensing division.

  35. Not Nonlethal by anonymous_but_brave · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With over 75 deaths from stun guns in the four years before 2005, it seems these weapons can be lethal. If the recipient has a heart condition, or is on stimulants, there is a significant risk of death from the taser. Very little research is being done on the use of tasers on people, but it is somehow considered 'safe' - seemingly by mere assumption.
    In my research, I found this article: Prehosp Emerg Care. 2006 Oct-Dec;10(4):447-50 "Taser use in restraint-related deaths."
    You can search pubmed for this article.

    - ABB Cynic's Report

    1. Re:Not Nonlethal by NoisySplatter · · Score: 1

      In my research I've found that while tasers may be related in deaths to suspects throughout the country, they have also been instrumental in lowering the incidence of injury to both officers and suspects and lowering the rate of officer involved shootings

      I found these reports here. I apologize for the horrible format of the pages, most are PDF files.

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  36. If you're not doing anything wrong... by jon287 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...what have you got to be afraid of? Malfunctioning police robots with giant killer tasers?

    Oh... wait...

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  37. Who gets to read the source code? by AHuxley · · Score: 2, Funny

    In Capitalist West expensive robot stuns you.
    In Soviet Russia buggy robot source code stuns you.

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  38. tribunal? by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
    If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?

    Does it matter? the IPCC will exonerate everybody anyway, like they always do.

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  39. Hah! by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

    Given how lazy police actually *are*, they will probably respond *slower* to crime because of these, trying to rely on it as a deterrant. The only problem is, people will start carrying supersoakers with salt water, or something. DIE ROBOCOP DIE!

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  40. Some Straightening Out by ninjafirepants · · Score: 2, Insightful
    First of all, these things wouldn't be autonomous, as the summarization says. That's according to UberGizmo. That takes care of who to hold responsible for excessive use of force.
    Secondly, I find it interesting that according to the official announcement from Taser International, this is coming about as part of a "strategic alliance" with iRobot, the company who's building robots for the military. According to Taser Int'l, "This combination of capabilities will allow law enforcement, federal, and military users to employ TASER technology from an iRobot® platform at a safe distance to engage, incapacitate, and control dangerous suspects without exposing those personnel, the suspect, or bystanders to unnecessary risks."

    We have human police officers on the street because humans are the best able to determine what's going on with all their senses. If you take some guy sitting behind his desk and only give him a 90-degree-angled video feed and a cheap microphone to listen in with, that kills a large part of his effectiveness, and we end up with plenty more problems than we started with. Cops should be able to do their jobs better when they can judge situations with all of their senses.

    And then, who needs reasonable suspicion when you don't have to physically taze someone? How could this NOT be a vehicle for the perversion of power? Somebody said earlier,

    Anything that would make it easier for a cop to hurt someone without looking into the whites of their eyes would worry me and I couldn't agree more. And let's not even get into buggy software or hacking enabling these robots to go after children or bill collectors or something.

    As a sidenote, let's compare these things to real cops: would disabling one of these things be tantamount to committing capital murder? If it calls for backup, is another RoboTaserCop going to come to its aid? How do these travel to the scene of a crime? If they're controlled remotely as the original announcement states, from where? A patrol car a few meters away, where any criminal who would be a threat to an actual officer can still shoot the officer from his car, or a desk kilometers away, requiring repeated tasing while an officer is sent to arrest? Is running away from one of these things considered evading arrest? I mean, it's a robot out to hurt you...
    1. Re:Some Straightening Out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And let's not even get into buggy software or hacking enabling these robots to go after children or bill collectors or something.


      You must be one of those bill collectors, the rest of us wouldn't complain a bit!
  41. There would be some positives. by Jartan · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd be very hesitant to have robots with tasers running around but I think it's fair to point out there might actually be some really positive aspects to this.

    Cops have caught a lot of flack lately for over aggressiveness and in a lot of those cases the reason is the cop has to be aggressive is to protect himself. With a robot we can let it basically do totally suicidal things to try and subdue the suspect without harming him.

    Also cops can be intimidating when it's not necessarily good to be intimidating. If a big guy with a gun and a nightstick comes after you then your fight or flight responses kick in and you might start acting irrationally. If a weak robot without weapons attempts to arrest you it could lead to much more calm thought and actions on both sides of the fence. Of course thats assuming the suspect to be arrested would act rationally in the first place.

    1. Re:There would be some positives. by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Armed with a taser isn't being "without weapons", it's being armed with a "torture until done" weapon. That's a part of the reason why people react so strongly against them. They will *probably* not kill a person chosen at random. They *WILL* inclict torture on them. How badly depends partially on where they hit. So does the presence or absence of permanent disability.

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    2. Re:There would be some positives. by Jartan · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about a robot armed with a taser in that part actually. I meant an unarmed robot literally.

    3. Re:There would be some positives. by bingoathome · · Score: 1

      'armless?

  42. Homo Habilis? What you think they are gone???? by infonography · · Score: 1

    Welcome to the internets, you must be new. I am not talking about the stupid commercials. If you think they are gone drop by Usenet or Fark sometime. They, like Bob the Dinosaur where just hiding behind the couch.

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    1. Re:Homo Habilis? What you think they are gone???? by mikerubin · · Score: 1

      Is that Smiling Bob the dinosaur ?

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    2. Re:Homo Habilis? What you think they are gone???? by infonography · · Score: 1
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  43. Robots or Waldoes? by jcr · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If they plan to allow a machine decide whether to taser somebody, expect this idea to vanish in a blinding plasma cloud of litigation. If they're talking about a human being operating this device by remote control, then whoever's at the switch is on the hook legally for any claim of excessive force, especially since the operator wouldn't be in any danger (the usual excuse of an overzealous police officer.)

    -jcr

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    1. Re:Robots or Waldoes? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      If they plan to allow a machine decide whether to taser somebody, expect this idea to vanish in a blinding plasma cloud of litigation.

      Think of it as an electric fence, without the fence.

    2. Re:Robots or Waldoes? by wordsnyc · · Score: 1

      whoever's at the switch is on the hook legally for any claim of excessive force, especially since the operator wouldn't be in any danger

      Good luck with that. The identity of the operator will be classified under Homeland Security regulations. Just try to identify the operators of the surveillance drones now appearing over your city.

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    3. Re:Robots or Waldoes? by jcr · · Score: 1

      The identity of the operator will be classified under Homeland Security regulations.

      Courts trump regulations, which is why we know the name of Lon Horiuchi, for example.

      -jcr

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  44. I, for one by MadMidnightBomber · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do NOT welcome our new taser-bearing robot overBZZZZZZTT Gaaaah!

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    1. Re:I, for one by mhannibal · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, people use electricity for robots.

  45. Nice by neurosine · · Score: 0

    I can't wait to go to Arizona and threaten, fool, reprogram, and infect with a viral upgrade, my own robot from America. Can we reprogram it to taser cops who beat people? That would be one fine robot. It would certainly make the world a less meat headed place. And isn't that what we all want? (Except for the meat heads?) I dunno. But I like the idea anyway.

  46. Had to be said by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our Stun Gun carrying Robot Overloads

  47. Cue the Tentacles jokes by infonography · · Score: 1

    Non-lethal restraint is what your talking, That's spray webbing which even with a skilled shooter can block airways.

    Netting, which is kinda one shot and what if they got a knife? (most likely)

    Or some sort of Tentacles. The artist of Hentai are obsessed by tentacles and with robots? I don't think we need to go any farther with this. My spider sense are tingling already. (opps thats not my spider sense)

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  48. A human could take a robot easily by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    It's going to be decades before robots are able to stand up to a human bare handed, never mind with something as simple as a stick.

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    1. Re:A human could take a robot easily by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      It's going to be decades before robots are able to stand up to a human bare handed, never mind with something as simple as a stick.

      I think what you're saying is that robots aren't intelligent enough to stand up to an unarmed, or nearly unarmed, human being. Now that's true, if you put them on nearly equal terms physically. On the other hand, there's no reason to do that, just like in a video game where the machine's AI offsets it's own relative stupidity by creating opponents that shoot faster or more accurately than you can, or by just using more of them.

      Taking an extreme case, suppose you took an M-1 Abrams Main Battle Tank and set it up to run autonomously (or fitted it out for remote control.) Hell, you'd have something resembling one of Keith Laumer's Bolos if you did that. In any event, a bare-handed human wouldn't stand much of a chance as the robot ground him up beneath its treads. Human beings have physical limits, but you can scale up a machine as far as you like.

      But, okay. Take a simple radio-controlled mobile platform like we're discussing in this thread. Replace that Taser with a solenoid-operated .45 caliber automatic. Stick or not, if you saw that thing coming, what would you do? I'll tell you what you'd do ... you'd run and hide. I'm in good health (no heart conditions or pacemakers or anything like that yet) so I might stand up to a Taser if I was sufficiently motivated. But if I was facing real bullets I'd be a lot less likely to take on that robot.

      So, robots don't need to be durable, or particularly smart. Hell, people aren't durable or particularly smart either. If you want people to do what you tell them, you simply have to be deadly. And that's not hard at all.

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    2. Re:A human could take a robot easily by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Taking an extreme case, suppose you took an M-1 Abrams Main Battle Tank and set it up to run autonomously (or fitted it out for remote control.) Hell, you'd have something resembling one of Keith Laumer's Bolos if you did that. In any event, a bare-handed human wouldn't stand much of a chance as the robot ground him up beneath its treads. Human beings have physical limits, but you can scale up a machine as far as you like. I'd put money on unarmed humans winning a war against semi-intelligent automated or even remotely controlled battle tanks. Tanks only work because they're backed up by humans. Out on it's own it's dead.

      Stick or not, if you saw that thing coming, what would you do? Watch. Ambush. Tank trap.

      Hell, people aren't durable or particularly smart either. Show me a machine which lasts 70 years. Human bone is stronger and lighter than concrete and human intelligence is a normal distribution, we have genius as well as stupidity. To top it off we can communicate. We're the top predator on the planet (by far) despite being smaller, slower and weaker than almost all of the others.
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    3. Re:A human could take a robot easily by ross.w · · Score: 1

      All you have to do is solve the enormous backpack problem.

      Develop Technology that allows you to carry a machine gun, a shotgun, a rocket launcher, a grenade launcher, a railgun and ammunition for all of these, all while jumping and running like a champion athlete.

      Also develop technology that allows you to instantly treat any injury by merely swallowing a special package.

      Then all you have from what you're describing is a boss level.

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    4. Re:A human could take a robot easily by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Watch. Ambush. Tank trap. Even better:
      1) Go to nearest Mexican restaurant.
      2) Order large plate of nachos, eat nachos.
      3) Siesta for a while.
      4) Tank runs out of fuel.
      5) Locate tank, proceed to teabag tank repeatedly while yelling "LOL PWNT WHOZ THE BIATCH NOW!"

      As you said, pretty much all wartime machinery (only exception that springs to mind is land mines) needs to be backed by humans or it fails. Rapidly.
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  49. Hovering drones with cameras by infonography · · Score: 1

    Who needs an offensive weapon on robot? Has nobody here seen the Dark Angel series or the movie Runaway? Sheesh geeks today...

    People we are talking Jessica Alba here (the only think that makes the Fantastic Four films worth seeing) Dark Angel had several episodes about them. They are a staple of William Gibson Cyberpunk stories. Enough prior art to gag a hippo so no patent needed.

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  50. Don't forget the Fourth Law! by PontifexPrimus · · Score: 1

    The Fourth Law is the most important: "Any attempt to arrest a senior OCP officer^W^W Republican party member results in shutdown".

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  51. Ahhnold by Plutonite · · Score: 1

    In California, they don't use robots, they use the Governor.

  52. re: the Taserbots by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    Do they run Linux?

    'Cause if MS gets the contract, we are in deep shit.

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  53. Those aren't laws... they are bits from a novel by fantomas · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Asimov's laws are really nice, but I don't see law enforcement agencies or authorities turning to a sci-fi novel for guidance. Let's face it, the UK authorities don't pay much attention to George Orwell's 1984 ....

    1. Re:Those aren't laws... they are bits from a novel by westlake · · Score: 1
      Asimov's laws are really nice, but I don't see law enforcement agencies or authorities turning to a sci-fi novel for guidance

      Heinlein did a quick - merciless - dissection of the three Laws in Friday.

      In I, Robot the Laws were fairly simple-minded safety mechanisms introduced to encourage human acceptance of the machine.

      Probably feasible if all want you want to do is to prevent ordinary industrial accidents. Probably not if you are trying to bind a machine to a moral code that requires complex value judgments and an awareness of long-term consequences.

  54. You have 30 seconds to comply! by StarfishOne · · Score: 1


    After seeing a video of a sentry bot with a machine gun onc, I'm not looking forward to further developments in this field:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5YftEAbmMQ

    1. Re:You have 30 seconds to comply! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While it certainly looks nice, I could think of a bunch of ways to defeat it.

      1) It has a huge blindspot. All you need is one person to pop up from behind a wall and lure it into turning one direction to follow them, while another creeps up behind.

      2) Paintballs from a distance to cover the lenses.

      3) Sniper rifle from a distance to destroy the lenses.

      4) They showed it tracking people in the shade under a tree, and what appeared to be their infrared image. But, can it track people incomplete darkness?

      5) It has a limited ammo supply. After that, you can just walk right up to it and destroy it.

      etc.

    2. Re:You have 30 seconds to comply! by NoisySplatter · · Score: 1

      1) This is a sentry robot, something meant to go on a perimeter and protect a limited field of fire.

      2) Being a sentry robot, this would be used with human supervision as a way to put the human out of the direct line of fire. If you covered the lens the humans monitoring it would know to go to that location because something went wrong.

      3) See number 2.

      4) That did not appear to be a visible light image, it looked more like thermal. That would require no light at all.

      5) It has a limited ammo supply, but once it started shooting things undoubtedly humans would be dispatched to its location. It would be stupid to deploy these without significant human response forces in waiting because this couldn't harm any sort of armored vehicle, and we all know robots cease functioning properly at times.

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    3. Re:You have 30 seconds to comply! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) This is a sentry robot, something meant to go on a perimeter and protect a limited field of fire.


      Then all I need is one (1) man on the inside....

      Besides, how fast can the thing re-target? If a 'target' (which may or may not be a human- can it tell the difference between a human and a cardboard cut-out? A mannequin??) pops up to the right, and another pops up 1 second later to the left, which will it fire on? It can't hit both at the same time.

      2) Being a sentry robot, this would be used with human supervision as a way to put the human out of the direct line of fire. If you covered the lens the humans monitoring it would know to go to that location because something went wrong.

      Whereupon they would be ambushed by the enemy that waltzed right past the blinded 'auto-sentry'.

      4) That did not appear to be a visible light image, it looked more like thermal. That would require no light at all.

      Then a nice molotov cocktail could blind it. Or a brushfire. Or a burning tire soaked in gasoline and sent rolling to the left while the enemy sneaks by to the right.

      5) It has a limited ammo supply, but once it started shooting things undoubtedly humans would be dispatched to its location.

      Then why even bother to have it shoot? Just put a plain security camera there instead. LOTS cheaper, and you just 'send humans' when the camera picks up anything.

    4. Re:You have 30 seconds to comply! by NoisySplatter · · Score: 1

      Why are you posting as AC, its not like we're not having a civilized discussion.

      I think you're misunderstanding how military security operates. One man on the inside will invalidate pretty much any security measures. The trouble is where is your man on the inside coming from? No system is 100% resistant to all attacks, not even actual humans.

      If the reaction force that responded to the incident was dumb enough to not be at a high enough state of alert when they got on the scene and gets ambushed thats a failure within their command and not a failure of the robot.

      Todays thermal imaging devices aren't easily fooled by such methods as you describe. A bright flash may blind it for a second or so, but the devices can compensate for such things rather quickly. Also basic military tactics like overlapping fields of fire would assist in defeating the enemy sneaking around "to the right".

      I don't have an answer for why there is a gun and not just a camera. The only reason i can think of is that a camera isn't scary enough to potential invaders. The sentry also most likely has some sort of manual mode so a human can take control of it to augment the defending force's firepower if they need to repel an attack. In Iraq I briefly (2 weeks) controlled a manual system (no ai targeting at all) that was fairly similar to this. I don't remember the name of it, but it was very accurate and functioned well both ground based and vehicle mounted. In the end we stopped use of it because there was no way for the operator to utilize non lethal methods to tell people they were getting too close to the checkpoint.

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    5. Re:You have 30 seconds to comply! by scottv67 · · Score: 1

      5) It has a limited ammo supply. After that, you can just walk right up to it and destroy it.

      Unless you had access to inside info, how would you know how many rounds of ammo are loaded in the sentry bot? Maybe it will be designed to fire thousands of rounds, make a click-click-click sound like a gun dry-firing and sit silently like it has run out of ammo. Then when you and your friends shout "It's out of ammo. Let's get it!", the sentry bot waits until you are within ten yards and then it opens fire again.

  55. oh, a web page with photos by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1
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  56. Overkill. A marginally thicker jacket will do it. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    Slightly thicker jacket will do the job. Then all it takes to kill the robot is a gentle push.

    Tell you what. I'll get worried about robots when they develop flinch reactions.

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  57. In related news .. by cheros · · Score: 1

    Local recruitment agencies reported a surge in demand for taser robot service engineers. Said a spokesperson: "Yes, we have seen the demand for service engineers quadruple straight after the UPS module was introduced. Unfortunately, we have not yet been able to establish if this is the result of a module defect or something else, as of yet no engineer has returned our calls. As a matter of fact, they haven't cashed their paychecks either".

    Spokespeople for the employer sited a "surge in demand" as the main reason for the vast intake of service engineers, as bulldozers loaded with large cardboard boxes drove by.

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  58. An accident waiting to happen by DynaSoar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Last month a Texas Ranger (state police, not ball club member) fired a taser at a guy who had just poured gasoline all over himself. The spark set off the gas and fried the guy. The ranger is is trouble because he should have known better. Even if he hadn't seen the gas can he could have smelled the gas.

    I'm betting these robots won't be able to smell gas. That's just one situation and limitation. Everything they can't do that a person can is a possible problem.

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    1. Re:An accident waiting to happen by westlake · · Score: 1
      Last month a Texas Ranger fired a taser at a guy who had just poured gasoline all over himself. The spark set off the gas and fried the guy. The ranger is is trouble because he should have known better.

      What are your options here? The guy can ignite himself in a heartbeat. Close with him and you risk being caught in the fire.

  59. New from Smith & Wesson! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Defend your home and property from crazed taserbots with the new Smith & Wesson EMP Rifle! Handgun versions coming soon! Get yours while the gettin's good!

  60. imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a beowulf cluster of these!

  61. I've seen this before... by HouseArrest420 · · Score: 1

    But I think it was called Robo Cop. Soon enough things like IRobot will start to happen, and then the robots will invent time travel and then things like T1 and T1000 will be roaming the streets looking for John Connor.

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  62. Short circuit it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Could you shower it with water/pee and short it out ;-)

  63. Question: Which would you prefer... by TheVelvetFlamebait · · Score: 1

    ... a robotic, non-lethal, rigidly honest police force, or human cops with human natures and human weaknesses?

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    1. Re:Question: Which would you prefer... by WilliamTS99 · · Score: 1

      Though stun-guns are lethal, so your statement is invalid.

    2. Re:Question: Which would you prefer... by NoisySplatter · · Score: 1

      Pencils are lethal too, but we still give them to school children.
      The truth is that in the vast majority of cases if used correctly a stun gun is non lethal.

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    3. Re:Question: Which would you prefer... by WilliamTS99 · · Score: 1

      Normally, but they are still a purpose built weapon, and lethal, though less lethal then most conventional weapons.

    4. Re:Question: Which would you prefer... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      1) robotic? Not really. A telefactor, or waldo.
      2) non-lethal? Not really. Less lethal, probably. Certainly more given to torture via electrical burns.
      3) honest? Depends on what you mean. Possibly less likely to accept bribes, at least on the scene. In any other way? Why would you think that?
      4) human nature? Yep. In full force. And unmitigated by any sympathy that seeing someone writhing in agony might inspire.
      5) human weaknesses? Some yes, some no. Depends on just what you're thinking of.

      All in all, a truly inspiringly evil idea. Not just bad.

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  64. Just wait till the oil runs out. by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

    This is just another step, and it's not going to end, ever. I'd much rather fight against robots than other people.

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    1. Re:Just wait till the oil runs out. by ross.w · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      Take out a policeman that's attacking you - Murder charge and the hatred of every policeman who misses his buddy.
      Take out a taser wielding robot that's attacking you - property damage charge.

      Please note for all the profiling bots - I do not necessarily advocate either of the above. Really

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    2. Re:Just wait till the oil runs out. by paganizer · · Score: 1

      Got a old microwave oven your not using, a car, and a portable generator? zap, no more robot overlord. some minor waveguide work required.

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  65. A boon for enforcement equality by mi · · Score: 1

    At this stage of development of an AI I can trust the computer only to show a letter 'a' on the screen when I press the 'a' key.

    You can also trust the computer to not get more aggravated because the suspect is of a wrong race. You can also trust it to not engage in selective enforcement — the machine will either prosecute no one or every suspect (as much as the time allows).

    The taser-ing may be too much for the current state of the Art of Computer Programming, but issuing speeding tickets ought to be automatic, for example. When everyone on the toll highway, who got from entrance to the exit with the average speed above the legal speed-limit, gets a ticket at the exit, we will see the speed-limit climb up to reasonable levels very quickly, and the real cops will suddenly have less work to do, and less opportunities for harassment too.

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    1. Re:A boon for enforcement equality by jimicus · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The taser-ing may be too much for the current state of the Art of Computer Programming, but issuing speeding tickets ought to be automatic, for example

      Be careful what you wish for. We have an extensive speed camera network in the UK, and over a period of time they do reduce average speed, but it's received criticism for a number of reasons:

      • Speed cameras used as revenue generators - placed in areas which obviously don't need them but there is likely to be a strong temptation to speed.
      • Used as an alternative to (rather than supplement for) human enforcement - when a human police officer is faced with two drivers, one veering all over the road and the other travelling at 5mph over the limit in a relatively safe area, he'd probably stop the driver veering all over the road. Not so the camera.
    2. Re:A boon for enforcement equality by mi · · Score: 1

      • Speed cameras used as revenue generators - placed in areas which obviously don't need them but there is likely to be a strong temptation to speed.

      Having a policeman there — on occasion — is only worse. The camera, that tickets everyone, leaves a chance, that enough people, who go to town hall meetings and otherwise affect the law-making, will get bitten and revise the speed limit eventually.

      Otherwise the speed-trap will be perpetual.

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  66. This is why we don't need robots... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... we need some sharks with some frickin' "tasers" on their heads instead

  67. very, Very Bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a very, Very bad idea, especially for police. At least in the United States we have had many an incident involving police misusing nonleathals. At least when they do personally misuse them there is some (unfortunately, very remote though) possiblity of punishment. But with a robot in the mix they can claim "it wasn't me", even if the robot is human controled they can attribute any "accidents" to faulty design, malfunction, ect. (heck its even been tryed with guns, one "report" claimed that the gun had "malfunctioned" because when the officer pulled the trigger, the gun fired shooting a restraied, compliant individual lying face down on pavement in the head). These robots, especially if they are autoanomous would have LIMITED military uses, such as if you had to clear a building that was filled with not nice people and your choices were send in a platoon with shoot to kill orders or send in a bunch of these robots and have the platoon simpely arrest the incompasitated suspects. Even then there would have to be some pretty serious safeguards in place, such as a blackbox recorder that the unit did not have access to that recorded the inputs (if any) and at least a sampeling of video and audio that would be copied to a central database and reviewed by human rights officials with the capability of filing charges against any perceived violations.

  68. Robo-entertainment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Splinter cell sequels, Deus Ex, and I believe Half Life 2. Autonomous robots are a staple of movies, books, and games.

  69. Hmm... by josepha48 · · Score: 1
    Why does "Terminator, Rise of the Machines" come to mind? Or is it iRobot?

    This year it is robots with tazors, next year, we get Robots with AI.

    Maybe something should just not be done. Maybe this will make people obey traffic laws. We could use a few around here to keep the bicyclists off the sidewalks, pedestrians from j-walking, and red-light runners, as these are against the law.

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  70. Mission Imposible by chord.wav · · Score: 1

    This just reminded me of the robots in the Commodore 64 game, Mission Impossible. Those suckers would zap you to death.

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    1. Re:Mission Imposible by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Try this place for the voice ;)

      Here

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  71. Industrial Accidents... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    As shown in 'I Robot', when a robot kills a person, it is an 'Industrial Accident', not murder, so why bother using a taser? Use a shotgun...

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  72. UK Cameras by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Hmm, the UK police should add shotguns to their talking, panning, tilting, eavesdropping cameras. That will bring the public crime rate way down, really quickly.

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  73. The human element by Invidious · · Score: 1

    What worries me most about this isn't the idea of armed robots, it's what'll happen when some guy sees the robot coming and shoots/blowsup/beats the crap out of it. I have a feeling he might wind up getting shot by the cops on the scne, for what is only a crime against property. The anthropomorphization of battle/bomb defuser robots has already been documented in Iraq and elsewhere.

  74. Re:On the next episode of "brilliant fucking ideas by ross.w · · Score: 1

    I knew little johnny's anti-terrorist fridge magnet was good for something. Wish I'd kept it now.

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  75. Who to hold responsible? Let's see... by acherusia · · Score: 1

    Who would you hold responsible? Let's see... The company that makes the robots, the middlemen, the city they tasered you in, the maintenance people, the people who stood around watching as you were hurt, the hospital that inflicted additional emotional distress on you in mishandling your injuries...

      I'd probably skip suing the bystanders though. Unless one of them was rich.

  76. I can't wait by obeythefist · · Score: 1

    To see the new One TaserBot Per Citizen (OTBPC) project. That little guy, following you around with his taser, zapping you for jaywalking... it's just going to be awesome. Nobody will commit felonies like copyright infringement ever again!

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    1. Re:I can't wait by davaguco · · Score: 1

      And big corporations could even add another TaserBot per consumer, to "suggest" what you should buy and what you should not, adding some taser arguments to their suggestions.

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    2. Re:I can't wait by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      It would be more efficient, cheaper, and more environmentaly friendly to implement that as a collar. Moreover, there are already a good documentation ^H lots of scifi movies about their proper usage.

    3. Re:I can't wait by obeythefist · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps intestinators would be suitable as well?

      Bet nobody gets that golden sci fi reference.

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  77. Imagine... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...a Beowulf fuckin' cluster of these.

  78. So Sad by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    What a truly sad state of affairs we are in when I have to agree with a post like this.

    After working with computers for god knows how many years, I have developed a well-learned mistrust for computers to do the right thing with any regularity.

    How sad is it then, that I still trust a computer to do the right thing more often than I trust a cop?

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  79. heee! by kazilin · · Score: 1

    I can see it now...a few of the autonomous bots go on a rampage, and then they get caught...and somehow, they've advanced to learn psi powers! *wavey hand* "These are not the bots you're looking for..."

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  80. Originally the 55 mile an hour limit... by Lanboy · · Score: 1

    Was established to conserve Gasoline. The safety bullshit is not backed up by statistics, and a is a family friendly way to justify the limits.

    Of course with our current petroleum issues we will have 50 mile an hour limits any day now.

  81. Re:On the next episode of "brilliant fucking ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gun toting law enforcement robots singing country and western!

    BTW, the authentication word for my posting was "Convicts", coincidence?

  82. Too obvious for ambulance chasing lawyers, I guess by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    QUOTE: If someone is severely punished by an autonomous robot, who are you going to take to a tribunal?
    The robot's owner, duh!

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  83. Easy to stop... by redtetrahedron · · Score: 1

    Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!