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  1. Media Implications on Halley's Comet Imaged As Transneptunian Object · · Score: 1, Funny
    I've been complaining about the signal to noise ratio in the media for a while. Can you picture what this technology could do to CNN coverage, or (gasp) Slashdot?

    No wait, it requires a long exposure to the signal. No improvement for all of the "All the news in the blink of a hyperactive ferret on vivarin's eye" culture.

  2. Re:Nukes will not work for sponge-like asteriods on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 1
    You are of course forgetting the shockwave of the blast, a massive pulse of EM radiation. In an atmosphere it is mediated by the atmosphere, which is why we here that BOOM. In space, you have some trace gases, but most of the energy would be carried by low frequency EM.

    Remember, there are a few Megatons of energy that are released in a few milleseconds. This energy has to go somewhere. It's going to impart momentum on just about anything in the blast radius. Holes or no holes.

  3. Dates of the Unix Date Apocalypse on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 1
    The problem, as you stated, is not with integers but with how an implementation deals with them.

    2's compliment rollover: Mon Jan 18 22:14:08 EST 2038

    After this point, any implementation that does not explicitly handle Unix timestamps as unsigned 32-bit integers will have the internal representations flip into the negative domain. The most common fault is to revert to 1902. A lot of systems will fail long before this if dates are compared before and after this event.

    32 bit overflow: Sometime early the year 2106.

    The limits for a 32bit unsigned number are exceeded. The most common fault mode will be to restart counting back at 1970. Countless other problems will be caused by date arithmetic causing invalid answers.

  4. Re:So... on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 1
    Well we immortals tend to think of problems on a different time scale. For Yaggoth's sake, I was telling folks about the 2k problem back when they adopted base-10 as the number standard. I personally prefer base 12. Easy to divide by 2,3 and 4. Come on folks, how often do you encounter 5's in real life?

    Sigh.

  5. Re:And posted in Askslashdot... on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 1

    You must be really a find if you have a girl and a futon and STILL need porn. Then again, maybe the porn is for her.

  6. Re:Nukes will not work for sponge-like asteriods on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 1
    Humans are soft material too. Yet oddly enough, shotguns work on them.

    A nuclear bomb is simply a highly efficient means of imparting a tremendous amount of momentum over a fairly large area. We don't really care HOW the structure of the asteroid is affected. All we do care about is that the average momemtum of all the particles is either sped up or slowed down to the point that it's track does not intercept that of the Earth. Whether it continues to be a solid mass, or moves around as a chunky dust cloud is immaterial. (No pun intended.)

  7. From the AD&D Manual... on Armageddon... in 2014. Almost. · · Score: 4, Funny
    Occasionally in your campaign you will have to roll for global catastropy. Catastrophies are rolled using 6D10.

    Table 28.9 Global Catastrophies

    • 0 - 700,000: Nothing
    • 700,000 - 709,999: Broken Seal unleashed the Cthulu. All players go insane until consumed.
    • 710,000 - 719,999: Hector freed from the root of the Yggdrasil. 12 moves until Ragnorok.
    • ...
    • 820,000 - 829,999: Google down. All magic users must save versus curse or have wisdom reduced by half.
    • ...
    • 900,000 - 919,999: Catastrophic asteriod impact. All players must save versus fire.
    • 920,000 - 929,999: TSR Discontinues this model of D&D. DM must save versus ice or all reality disappears.
    • ...
  8. Re:Parking is easy on Self-Parking Car Available In Japan · · Score: 1

    In Philadelphia we have a lot of high-volume 2 lane one-way streets going through center city. So many people are double parked in both lanes we call them "The Center City Slolem".

  9. Re:Not the amount on SCO Fined in Munich For Linux Claims · · Score: 1

    Amen to that. The courts, I think, are starting to to wrest back their control from the courts of public opinion.

  10. Your Dates are off... on Microsoft Longhorn Delayed · · Score: 1

    1985: Windows 1.0 (the first windows) 1990: Windows 3.1 (the first windows that had enough flare to get widespread useage) 1996: Win95 (the first windows for the desktop with 32 bit code and memory protection) 1999: Win98 (Introduces USB support) 2001: Windows 2000 (the first 32 bit windows for the desktop) 200?: Longhorn

  11. Re:The real question on Self-Parking Car Available In Japan · · Score: 4, Funny
    How lazy CAN we get?

    Robots to auto-post to Slashdot?

  12. Re:Who pays? on Self-Parking Car Available In Japan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    The way liability insurance is structured, you pay regardless. Anyone, and by logical extension, anything you grant control of the car is covered by your policy.

    I don't think you will have the option of recovering damages from the manufacturer. You ultimately pulled the switch that told the car to auto-park.

  13. Parking is easy on Self-Parking Car Available In Japan · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now find me a car that can FIND parking by itself. That I will pay money for.

  14. Car will go blind... on Self-Parking Car Available In Japan · · Score: -1, Troll

    ...parking itself all the time. I think rumor has it the front tires are hairy too.

  15. Re:Seems like a good plan for travel.... on More on the Orbital Space Plane · · Score: 1
    There is no high-power nuclear propulsion system available with current technology. We can produce tons of electricity for decades, but propulsion still requires a propellent of some sort.

    An Ion drive is the most promising, but it's output is miniscule compared to a chemical rocket. It still has an expendible, the Xenon. It simply uses electricity to fire it off at high speed.

  16. Re:Seems like a good plan for travel.... on More on the Orbital Space Plane · · Score: 1
    One clarification: The shuttle also repaired a Canadian Comsat when they were showing it off before Challenger.

    Even more than the fact the shuttle can't reach most satellites, it is cheaper to de-orbit a malfunctioning satellite and replace it using an expendable rocket (often several times) than it is to send the shuttle with a manned crew.

  17. Re:do you know how hard it is to get food stamps.. on The Unstoppable Shift of IT Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1
    Food is a tough one. You could develop a high-calorie ration fortified with the basic vitamins you need. Packaged properly it would last years. It would also be compact and easy to store several weeks worth at a time. You could do what a lot of hikers on the Appalacian trail do, and have your rations mailed to you along the route.

    In fact, if you have never heard of the Appalacian trail, its a 1400 mile long hiking path from Maine to somewhere in the south. It has areas to camp all along it. If you just want to live a solar-powered laptop bound existance, that drifts in and out of existance, this one borders on Socially Acceptable.

  18. Re:And overlooking the incredibly obvious! on More on the Orbital Space Plane · · Score: 2, Informative
    Where should I start...

    Designing a new cargo sled for the shuttle would be more complex than simply designing a new rocket. The SRB's were a nasty hack to get the shuttle off the ground, and have a lot of problems. No two (including the ones installed at the time) produce the exact same thrust. Once you light the SRB it will burn until it runs out of fuel.

    The foam and external tank issue is another problem. The foam keeps splitting off and hitting the spacecraft.

    FWIW you would really be better off bringing back the Saturn V.

  19. Re:do you know how hard it is to get food stamps.. on The Unstoppable Shift of IT Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1
    Having been caught in a catch-22 with my school's billing system, I SO understand where you are coming from. They sent a loan back, and then billed me. For 2 years I camped out at the billing office. For 2 years they told be everything was taken care of. Finally halfway through my Senior year they dropped me for non-payment.

    I couldn't get a student loan because I was not enrolled. I couldn't enroll without a student loan. I ended up taking out a personal loan, which needed to be paid back immediately, which required getting a job, and at the point I said "fuck it this isn't any fun anymore."

    I find the closest technology to the old gypsy is to compress your worldly needs into an old hatchback. Find a talent you have and live as a street performer. Around these parts, we have a lot of Folk Festivals, Universities, etc. The only problem I've found is that a lot of cities have ordinances against camping or sleeping in one's car.

    Maybe with the horsedrawn carriage you could overcome those predjudices.

  20. Re:Yes, but... on Build Your Own Lava Lamp · · Score: 1

    Grain alchohol and olive or vegatable oil.

  21. Re:Off Topic, But.... on Build Your Own Lava Lamp · · Score: 1
    I'm married, with a kid on the way, and I made my own lava lamp.

    Ha.

  22. And there is that M$ Banner Again... on The Unstoppable Shift of IT Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1
    Hit refresh a few times for the Microsoft ad claiming that you can Do more with less

    I'll have to add that to my 1984isms

  23. Woods' Law on The Unstoppable Shift of IT Jobs Overseas · · Score: 1

    Woods' law. Never be in front, behind, or in a stampede.

  24. Re:Bad? on The Unstoppable Shift of IT Jobs Overseas · · Score: 0, Troll
    Screw 'em. Open source is going to do to Shrink-Crap software what Shrink-Crap software did to mainframes.

    Customer: Ok, I need a system to track sales in my coffee shop.

    Evil IT provider: For $600 I can give you a copy of Starbuck's Lite. Of course, you have to buy your own SQL server for 2000. But it does include 15 minutes of tech support!

    Open Source Provider: For $600 I'll write you a custom system that will run on that (blows dust off) PC. And I live down the street if you need fixes.

  25. Re:Lucky Bastard on Blaster Writer Caught · · Score: 1

    No but I play one on TV.