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Halley's Comet Imaged As Transneptunian Object

An anonymous reader writes "The European Space Observatory has imaged Halley's Comet at the farthest point (past Neptune) in which such a 10-kilometer diameter iceball has ever been observed. To image a comet as a raven-black object, without its bright dust tail (coma), is equivalent to seeing a lump of coal at the distance between the Earth's poles and to do so in the evening twilight. The last gasp seen from Halley's Comet was 1991, when a gigantic explosion happened, providing it with an expanding, extensive cloud of dust for several months. It is not known whether this event was caused by a collision with an unknown piece of rock or by internal processes (a last 'sigh' on the way out). Halley has an orbital period just over 76 years and will return in 2062."

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  1. Makes me think of 2061... by krymsin01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Reading this made me think of the comet rendevous in 2061. I doubt that I'll live to see something like that actualy accomplished.

    What we need is another space race, some incentive to get there. My guess is that the next space race will be for resources, metals, chemicals, etc.

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    1. Re:Makes me think of 2061... by adeyadey · · Score: 1

      Do you think the ESA Rosetta comet chaser will be ready by then?

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    2. Re:Makes me think of 2061... by pope1 · · Score: 1
      I hope my kids, or thier kids, get to see it come back. I only vaguely remember seeing it when i was a kid, living in a suburb of DC with all the light polution made it that much more difficult.

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    3. Re:Makes me think of 2061... by Snowdrake · · Score: 1

      I actually never managed to see Halley during that time. Saw Hale-Bopp for weeks, though, and that was hella cool. In any case, I'm only 25, so seeing it in '62 doesn't seem like such a stretch.

    4. Re:Makes me think of 2061... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is that the next space race will be for resources, metals, chemicals, etc.

      Sorry to break your dreams, but actually it takes so much fuel to get there that it won't be enconomical.

  2. Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It is not known whether this event was caused by a collision with an unknown piece of rock or by internal processes (a last 'sigh' on the way out).

    If they were able to image it, it seems they knew where it was, by mapping where it was going. If it had collided with something, it's trajectory would have changed.

    So does this give us new insight as to how comets die? And if they die, how are they still comets? How does the solar system replenish its comet supply?

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    1. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by annisette · · Score: 1

      good question perhaps we should check other intersolarsystem comets and their orbit relationship with Neptune, perhaps an astroid collision may make more. Lots of ice there.

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    2. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by anthonyrcalgary · · Score: 1

      A large expulsion of matter can change the trajectory too.

      The Oort cloud has trillions potential comets, and their orbits are occasionally disturbed enough to send a few sunward.

      Comets die when they don't have enough volatile material to throw out a cloud when they approach the sun.

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    3. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

      Comets are formed when solar nebulae condense. On a cosmic time scale, this is happening all the time. The effects of gravity will work its magic on their orbits, a few of them might find their way into our neighborhood. A good source for information about this is at http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comets

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    4. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by tloh · · Score: 3, Informative

      Even if the event was caused by internal processes, trajectory changes are still possible due to Newton's 3rd law of motion. A last 'sigh' may not generate as much momentum as a collision, but it should still have enough impulse to make determination of the exact nature of the event non-trivial.

      Should we be worried about the solar system replenishing its comets? I don't think running out of comets should concern us Earth dwellers that much. In fact, it would be best to have as few of them as possible unless we want to go the way of the dinosours. Our technology gives us an edge over our Cretaceous-dwelling friends, but the resources needed for a comet defense force seem outrageous when you consider all the problems on Earth that need money, political will, and man power. Besides, Bruce Willis & gang are better suited for...well, almost anything else. damn! that movie sucked!

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    5. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by kgbspy · · Score: 1

      So does this give us new insight as to how comets die?

      Forgot to d/l the latest Windows XP patch. Got blaster worm. Rebooted every 60 seconds and suffered from periodic DoS attacks as a result of RPC vulnerability.

      At least, that's probably what they mean by 'internal processes'.


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    6. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Our technology gives us an edge over our Cretaceous-dwelling friends, but the resources needed for a comet defense force seem outrageous when you consider all the problems on Earth that need money, political will, and man power.

      For all that extra brainpower we still can't seem to overcome stupidity.

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    7. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by geeber · · Score: 1

      When I first read the post, I thought they were saying that Haley's comet exploded. But if you read the articles that were linked, they say that comet 57P/du Toit-Neujmin-Delporte exploded, not Haley's comet. So I am a little confused as to what exactly the explosion of 57P/du Toit-Neujmin-Delporte has to do with Haley's comet. Other than the date and the posters ability to provide gratuitis links and confuse the issue.

    8. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by Ixohoxi · · Score: 1

      Of course, other astrophysical forces could have been responsible. It didn't have to be a local impact event - ever heard of gravity waves? Regardless, I don't appreciate such closed speculation within science.

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    9. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      My thoughts exactly. They talk about Haley's comet being seen at a large distance and then provide links to another comet breaking up. Other than both being comets I don't see the relevance.

    10. Re:Couldn't have been a collision, methinks by flewp · · Score: 1

      I think it's painfully clear. Haley's comet has WMD and has already shown a willingness to use them by blowing up the other comet. We must destroy it before it comes back in 2062.

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  3. In case of slashdotting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the image, in case it gets /.'ed:

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    . , . . . . (the 2nd one)
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    1. Re:In case of slashdotting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That cleaned up pretty well!

    2. Re:In case of slashdotting... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's morse code for "So long and thanks for all the fish."

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    3. Re:In case of slashdotting... by Temporal · · Score: 1

      Funny... the first thing I thought when I saw the real image was "I should post an ASCII-art version of this with the title 'In case it gets slashdotted'." Then I read the comments, and find this at the top. I wonder how many other people thought the exact same thing.

  4. Re:Question by jabbadabbadoo · · Score: 3, Informative

    The spot was discovered by Robert Hooke in 1664. The spot is HUGE (large enough to hold to Earths) and back in the 15'th centurty it was much brighter. The red spot in the southern hemisphere has been there for about 400 years and is starting for fade.

  5. What's the fun... by supersam · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... in seeing a comet without its dust tail??

    1. Re:What's the fun... by error502 · · Score: 1

      What's the fun in seeing a comet *with* its dust tail?

    2. Re:What's the fun... by supersam · · Score: 1

      it's the same as the difference in seeing a peacock and a peahen! :-)

    3. Re:What's the fun... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's human curiosity, what allowed us to survive and evolve through ages. Give us some knowledge buried under a giant rock and we'll put huge efforts in removing that rock.
      The same applies to the comet's tail: there's a chance to learn something by making observations without the comet tail hiding things.

    4. Re:What's the fun... by iMMersE · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmmm, we didn't have "human curiosity" before we "evolved through [the] ages".

      We had "ape curiosity", or as some scientists call it, "wow-that-ground-sure-looks-better-than-these-tree s curiosity."

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  6. I'll take it up with Mark Twain... by toxic666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    and see if he is any more impressed than me. Perhaps he'll be more concerned about a 1 in 909,000 chance of an impact than he was about his odds of winning a frog jumping contest.

  7. Re:2062? by annisette · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well said, I wonder if he lost would he actually give up the office.

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  8. Cool Fact by Moridineas · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Almost 1000 years ago, Halley's Comet was overhead during the Battle of Hastings in the year 1066. That long ago, the comet was said to have virtually filled the sky it was so bright. It must have been perceived as a powerful omen.

    1. Re:Cool Fact by toxic666 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Wll, at least sometime around the Battle of Hastings. It appeared near Easter, 1066 and Harold was warned it was a BAD OMEN. Hastings was in September or October, 1066. The Bayeux Tapestry (yes, I've seen it) records the events and the comet appears well before the battle above Harold's minions warning him.

      So shove your Cool Fact urban legend. Not even the Middle Ages records support your ignorant claim.

    2. Re:Cool Fact by toxic666 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm sorry I did not flame this comment with the vehemence it deserves. I'm a blood-loyal American of bavarian descent, but respect and study other cultures. The Bayeux Tapestry records the events quite well, or at least better than any other extant records. Harold and his Anglo-Saxon advisors saw the comet around Easter, 1066, well before the battles that shaped the future of England began. Prior to that, he had been washed ashore on the Norman coast and pledged allegiance to William of Normandy in return for safe passage home. The comet was seen as an EVIL OMEN. As far as 1066 fighting went, the Anglo-Saxons first fought Norseman in what is now northeastern England and sustained serious losses. They were then defeated at Hastings after a brutal fight. The Norman cavalry won the day, and some it may have been the stirrup (pictured in the Tapestry) that won the day. And no, it is not certain that Harold was killed by an arrow in the eye. There is no definitive evidence of how Harold died. The comet -- as depicted in the Tapestry -- is not a major event. It is significant in that it appeared before the battles that consumed the entire year, culminating in the Norman Conquest. View the evidence and get a clue.

    3. Re:Cool Fact by Moridineas · · Score: 1

      What's with the venom? Having investigated further, I see that I was wrong. Halley's Comet appeared SHORTLY before the actual Battle of Hastings. But what's an urban legend about this, I'm not sure I understand? It WAS there in 1066 and it WAS huge.

      And you capitalize "BAD OMEN" as if to negate something I said? Did I say it was a good omen?

      I'm sorry that I was slightly off in my post (I freely acknowledge this), but come on, no reason to get bent out of shape.

    4. Re:Cool Fact by HoppQ · · Score: 1

      The comet was seen as an EVIL OMEN. Look, was it really that EVIL or BAD that you need to type it in all caps, twice?-)

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    5. Re:Cool Fact by HoppQ · · Score: 1

      Goddammit that omen really is EVIL, caused me to press submit instead of preview... Just ignore me like you usually do.

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  9. Astonishing by Timesprout · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They can pick out such a small dark object at that distance. Makes me hope that maybe one day the Star Trek scenes where Picard asks Data for range to object and then has it on screen in living colour at 50 million Kilometres may one day become a reality.

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    1. Re:Astonishing by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Hey I'm still waiting for the voice activated computer and cheap fusion power.

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    2. Re:Astonishing by toxic666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and make sure you get the Jeffries Tubes in balance while boundcing an inverse tachyon beam off the target. Then Q will show up and make sure you don't cause an inverse graviton time distortion and suck us all into anti-nowhere.

      How about getting a life that is remotely possible, like writing cheap knock-offs of Windoze viruses.

    3. Re:Astonishing by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      Well, we have three Trek shows named after a place or ship. There's Deep Space 9, Voyager, and Enterprise. I think this trend will continue with Berman and Braga's next creative masterpiece. Star Trek Deus Ex Machina. Tune in every week to see how they modify the transporter, holodeck, warp nacelles, or the deflector dish on the Deus Ex Machina to get out the latest jam. Marvel at the richly detailed Treknobabble! That chief engineer and science officer sure are smart!

    4. Re:Astonishing by mraymer · · Score: 1
      "Yeah, and make sure you get the Jeffries Tubes in balance while boundcing an inverse tachyon beam off the target. Then Q will show up and make sure you don't cause an inverse graviton time distortion and suck us all into anti-nowhere." How about getting a life that is remotely possible, like writing cheap knock-offs of Windoze viruses.

      Hello, toxic666. I thought I'd just point out the irony in demonstrating more than passing knowledge of Star Trek while you insult a post that referenced Star Trek...

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    5. Re:Astonishing by nomel · · Score: 1

      To keep up with the good journalists who wrote this article, shown with "...or nearly 1000 million times fainter...", or at nature.com with their "...thousandth of a millimetre across..." and "...rated at a millionth of a milliamp...", you should state 50 million as some obscure number, such as 50000 thousand, or 50000 kilomiles, or 5000 10000 miles. Come on man, keep with the times.

    6. Re:Astonishing by Gigantic1 · · Score: 1

      >>>

      Here...let me clear this up a bit: this Star Trek thang'. See, in it's original form, Star Trek isn't about technology, it'a about people - people who are adventurers (rabid adventurers) who just happen to use technology to help them get where they are going. So, we see guys like Kirk, Spock, McCoy, etc. hammering about God's Creation looking for Alien Love, Perfect Logic and down-home Georgia cookin' - in that order. Nevertheless, they are on a quest, and whether you agree with them, or not, is not the issue: it's the struggle that's important. Ain't that always true?

      Now, the new Star Trek: these guys are fags. Far from adventurers, these guys would rather be whakin' off on the holodeck "in search of themselves" instead of doing something important - like exploring the unknown in search of...whatever. Hey...Humanity has never really liked these types and, be assured, that they would never be allowed to pilot a Starship that represents Earth (with a capital "E"). No, the types of people like Picard and Data will always be relegated to the work they do best - Shopkeepers and Book-Keppers, respectively. Meanwhile, guys like Jordi and Worf will be relegated to the realms of "Class B Science Fiction Writer" and "WWF Pro Wrestler", respetively.

      And the women on the "Next Generation Star Trek"? God help us all. What...I get to choose from a withering lump of feelings (i.e., Diana Troi) or a ravaging Bulldike with a mental condition (i.e., that security bitch - Tasha Yar)? Oh boy, makes my wanger hard!

      See, Humanity IS prety smart! So - thank God - a type like Picard will never converse with a type like Data aboard a Starship: ever.

  10. The real reason for the telescope by KingRob · · Score: 3, Funny

    ESA's sekret plan is to point that baby at the Apollo landing site and prove once and for all, those lying Amerikanischer Schweinhund never made it to the moon!

    1. Re:The real reason for the telescope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      The Chinese have already built a take away over the site so they will be wasting their time

    2. Re:The real reason for the telescope by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1, Funny

      Indeed. The American flag on the site was actually planted by the Illuminati.

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    3. Re:The real reason for the telescope by brock+bitumen · · Score: 1

      forget the moon, that's like trying to see the hand in front of your face in broad daylight, er sunlight, as it were. it's the Sitchin 12th planet they're searching for, it should be within sight, or back, in a couple hundo years too

  11. Re:Question by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The spot was discovered by Robert Hooke in 1664. The spot is HUGE (large enough to hold to Earths) and back in the 15'th centurty it was much brighter.

    Really? You have some idea of of how the GRS appeared 200 years before Hooke (in the mid seventeenth century) inferred the rotational period of Jupiter? The earliest definitive observations of the GRS, btw, are those of Heinrich Schwabe (1831)

  12. Slightly over-hyped by panurge · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Everything else has been removed from the picture. In effect, in order to see the comet you have to know exactly where it is, and what all the other things are in the vicinity. It also took a lot of observation (hours) to get the picture.

    It's a remarkable achievement, and shows what can be done with Earth-based telescopes, but it seems to be more proof of concept than practical.

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    1. Re:Slightly over-hyped by MartyC · · Score: 5, Informative

      True. Halley's Comet is ideal for this kind of observation because it has one of the most accurately known orbits of all comets of this kind of orbital period.
      But you shouldn't see this as just a comet finding exercise (though it does prove the capabilities of the VLT rather well).
      By analysing the image further it will be possible to determine whether there is any activity at this distance, or a residual dust cloud. Depending on what filters they used for the observation, they might be able to compare the "colour" of the nucleus with that observed by the spacecraft back in 1986 and look for changes. This might indicate a change in surface conditions at large distances form the sun.

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    2. Re:Slightly over-hyped by panurge · · Score: 1

      Yes, I do understand this. I was referring to the claims for tracking of TNOs.

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    3. Re:Slightly over-hyped by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Back in the old days science was 95% imagination, 5% data.

      Now it's 5% imagination, 5% data, and 90% computation.

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    4. Re:Slightly over-hyped by Mooncaller · · Score: 1

      The comet was imaged as part of a much larger survey of transneptunian objects. Its the survey thats the science. Finding Halleys Comet provides two very important things. First, because the comet is in a predictable location and has a perdictable brightness, its imaging will provide a baseline for calibrating the survey processes. Second, the imaging creates a great news story to keep the public interested in astronomy.

  13. just to clarify by MartyC · · Score: 4, Informative

    That should be European Southern Observatory (www.eso.org).

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  14. Re:I saw it in '86. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you really that stupid ?

    Arecibo is a RADIO telescope.

    There is no "glass".

    I suggest removing the "not" from the end of your username.

  15. Re:I saw it in '86. by Nerull · · Score: 2, Informative

    Considering the fact that Aricebo is a radio telescope, i don't think you'll get much of a view. (well, aside from the fact that the telescope itself is quite a view...)

  16. Explosion didn't involve Halley? by meowsqueak · · Score: 4, Informative

    Hmmm, I read that as a 'gigantic explosion' involving Halley's Comet, however it seems to involve Comet 57P/du Toit-Neujmin-Delporte according to one of the linked articles. Did I miss something?

    1. Re:Explosion didn't involve Halley? by rworne · · Score: 4, Informative

      No you didn't, the Slashdot article is wrong. Halley's was only mentioned in the last sentence, and only then to show that it is Comet 1P.

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    2. Re:Explosion didn't involve Halley? by Peyna · · Score: 1

      According to the article on astrobio.net it was Halley's: Observations have since been made of Comet Halley as it moves away from the Sun, documenting a steady decrease of activity. When it reached the distance of Saturn, the tail and coma had disappeared completely, leaving only the 5 x 5 x 15 km avocado-shaped "dirty snowball" nucleus. However, Halley was still good for a major surprise: in 1991, a gigantic explosion happened, providing it with an expanding, extensive cloud of dust for several months. It is not known whether this event was caused by a collision with an unknown piece of rock or by internal processes (a last "sigh" on the way out).

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    3. Re:Explosion didn't involve Halley? by pangu · · Score: 1

      This is Slashdot, you mean you actually read the article?!

    4. Re:Explosion didn't involve Halley? by joshua.robinson · · Score: 1

      "Every time you share on a P2P network, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens" 17000 kittens killed this year and counting

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    5. Re:Explosion didn't involve Halley? by richie2000 · · Score: 1
      The link in the write-up is wrong, but the text is correct (or at least taken verbatim from the first linked article):
      However, Halley was still good for a major surprise: in 1991, a gigantic explosion happened, providing it with an expanding, extensive cloud of dust for several months. It is not known whether this event was caused by a collision with an unknown piece of rock or by internal processes (a last "sigh" on the way out).
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    6. Re:Explosion didn't involve Halley? by Bombcar · · Score: 1
      "Every time you share on a P2P network, God kills a kitten. Please think of the kittens"

      17000 kittens killed this year and counting

      Don't
      worry!

  17. Re:I saw it in '86. by idiotnot · · Score: 1

    Hrmmph. Paranal It's 4am and I'm at work. It happens.

  18. Incorrect link or error in the article by shanen · · Score: 4, Informative

    The link that is described as referring to an event involving Halley's Comet is talking about a different comet. I should poke around for events actually involving Halley's, but I'll just settle for saying that I don't recall hearing anything unusual as it wandered away, and I'm actually rather skeptical we could see so much of it at that time (though the latest imaging is an impressive accomplishment).

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  19. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think he meant "Earths" as in "multiple planets". You know, because an s denotes plurality.

    Also, the use of the word "Earths" implies that not only can it hold two or three, it can hold many. It's a descriptive method of magnitude in this case.

    Illiterate assrod.

  20. Media Implications by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1, Funny
    I've been complaining about the signal to noise ratio in the media for a while. Can you picture what this technology could do to CNN coverage, or (gasp) Slashdot?

    No wait, it requires a long exposure to the signal. No improvement for all of the "All the news in the blink of a hyperactive ferret on vivarin's eye" culture.

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  21. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Scripted for easier reading:

    {engage sarcastic dick mode}
    REALLY?? You have some idea of how the GRS appeared 200 years before Hooke (in the mid seventeenth century) inferred the rotational period of Jupiter? The earliest definitive observations of the GRS, btw, are those of Heinrich Schwabe (1831)
    {disengage sarcastic dick mode}

  22. Re:2062? by nagora · · Score: 1
    I wonder if he lost would he actually give up the office.

    You mean "if he lost again".

    TWW

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  23. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    The used a clever device which makes tiny things appear to be larger. However, the quality of the telescopes they used back then were probably not as good as telescopes you can find for $80 these days.

  24. Is it only me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or are there others who doubt if it is really good ol' Halley? Or atleast speculate how the astronomer's community can claim with any accuracy that it is Halley.

    The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it.
    - George Bernard Shaw

    1. Re:Is it only me... by Queuetue · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing, but I'm pretty sure that scientists *know* where halley's comet is - along with every other cataloged chunk of rock or metal in the solar system - within a certain degree of accuracy.

      This article is about how "cool" it is that they managed to get a picture of it, not that they could find it.

  25. Re:I saw it in '86. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Informative
    Truck? Unless you live in Peurto Rico you will need either a boat or a plane.

    In other news: Aricebo is a radio telescope.

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  26. OK... by advocate_one · · Score: 1, Funny

    If they can image a piece of coal some 20,500km away... can they please try and find those black socks I lost on the beach at Scunthorpe last year???

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    1. Re:OK... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You actually took your shoes off in Scunthorpe? You must have balls(or soles) of steel!

  27. I knew it!! a dancing mouse by snooo53 · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anyone else see the dancing mouse in the lower left hand corner? I swear, those darn magic eye pictures take me *FOREVER* to see....

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    1. Re:I knew it!! a dancing mouse by CCIEwannabe · · Score: 1

      Nope. No dancing mouse. I did see a sail boat however...

  28. Knock before entering. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Halley has an orbital period just over 76 years and will return in 2062."

    I plan on being out of town that year.

  29. Re:2062? by annisette · · Score: 1

    Thanks for reminding me, history has and will be made by this guy and I cannot see any good. "A little revolution now and then is a good thing" Thomas Jefferson

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  30. Re:sexy by naztafari · · Score: 1

    All who are in favor of renaming the comet to "Halle Berry's Comet", say Aye!

  31. Here's an even better image... by naztafari · · Score: 1

    That one's to fuzzy. Here's a clearer image of Halle's Comment...

  32. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    actually, a clever device which makes tiny things appear larger is called a microscope a clever device which makes distance things appear nearer is called a telescope

  33. Wrong by pork_spies · · Score: 1

    As I distinctly remember observing Halley with the naked eye in March 1996 then the /. take on all this is simply wrong.

    1. Re:Wrong by Christianfreak · · Score: 1

      uh ... no '96 would have been the Hal-Bop comet, not Hailey's

    2. Re:Wrong by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      That was Hale-Bopp, not Halley's Comet.

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    3. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Halley's was '86. Dumbass.

    4. Re:Wrong by pork_spies · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, I realised after I'd posted that I'd just made a fool of myself. I did see Hailey's comet though - must have been winter 86? I remember showing to the gf, who was distinctly unimpressed.

    5. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was Hale-Bopp comet

    6. Re:Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One, it's not "Hailey's" but "Halley's" (and it rhymes with valley, not daily). Two, it's "Hale-Bopp" not "Hal-Bop".

  34. I saw it last time by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

    I saw it last time it came close - I must have been 12 or 13. If I can make it to 89 without my eyesight failing too much, I hope to see it again, and by that time I hope I'll

    a) Have a decent-sized telescope
    b) Not live in London where you can't see a damn thing in the night sky

    1. Re:I saw it last time by LoadWB · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That sounds about right for me as well. I remember that Hardees was selling these mini telescope things to use to see it in the night sky. I lived in North Dakota at the time and the clear nights (I seem to recall seeing it in the winter) were perfect for viewing. Being 17 miles from the nearest city's lights also helped. It was actually quite awesome and I believe I still have the telescope in a box somewhere... though I doubt it, or for that matter Hardees, will survive to 2062.

      I wish I could accurately describe the telescope... it was a hinged box with two sides that expanded into three flaps each, and on the two flat sides (top and bottom, if you will) it had plastic lenses. A rubber band was inside the thing connected to some of the three flaps (without obscuring the view-path) to make it contract into its box-like shape. You then squeezed it together to expand it in order to focus on the comet. You could squeeze it completely flat, in which shape it looked much like an asterisk (in the old Apple ][ or TI-99/4A character set sense.)

      It worked great for viewing Halley's Comet, as well as the girl who lived across the street from me. Ahhhh, how I remember the sweet, pubescent, acne-riddled, youthful love :)

    2. Re:I saw it last time by EnglishTim · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did you have a look at Mars last week? I did, but only through this tiny collapsable telescope a friend gave me. It was very difficult to find Mars in the first place as fully extending the telescope focuses it at somewhere past infinity so the deal was:

      a) try and find something in the distance to focus on (not easy at nighttime - luckily the sillhouette of the trees against the bright yellow London night sky sufficed)
      b) try for ages to get the damn thing pointing in the right direction
      c) Try not to look too suspicious as you're doing it - standing in the street at night looking around with a telescope pointed at a 30degree angle looks rather pervy to the casual observer...

      In the end, I got a look at Mars, it looked like this:

      .

      except it was pink.

      In other words, It was big enough to just about tell it was circular in shape, but that was about it. I wished I'd had my Dad's telescope with me, it wasn't the greatest thing on earth, but it had 60x magnification, rather than the 15x - odd that my little telescope has...

    3. Re:I saw it last time by RobertB-DC · · Score: 3, Funny

      In the end, I got a look at Mars, it looked like this:

      .

      except it was pink.


      I'm happy to report that I was able to run your image through a high-tech image-enhancement system. To further aid in visualization, the edge definition has been increased as well.

      Here is the new image:

      o

      Hope this helps!

      --
      Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
    4. Re:I saw it last time by EnglishTim · · Score: 1

      I can even see the canals! This computer trickery is amazing!

  35. Obligatory? by Fresnik · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new... ehm... comet overlo.. I'm sorry, I can't do this.

  36. No heavens gate comments? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No heavens gate comments? I am dissapointed....

  37. In Mr. Halley's dressing room... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    Reporter: Mr. Halley, if we could just get a word. As we all know, you made your last appearance in 1991...

    Mr. Halley: Get the hell out of here! I aint appearing again until 2062, and that's that! No interviews, no nothing! Hey, it takes me 76 years to prepare for these shows, and I don't need somebody ruining my concentration...

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    They say the first thing to go is your penis. Well, it's either that or your brain. I forget which...
  38. Hey, Timothy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot's open for business, too! That wasn't Halley's comet that broke-up in '91 -- READ the stories you cite.

  39. It's not like imagine that lump of coal at all by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd put money on it in fact being impossible to view a lump of coal at that distance. In fact, I propose someone do a lump of coal viewing test. These people can get away with all sorts of silly analogies to make themselves seem impressive and nobody calls their bluff.

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  40. Sigh.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not even the editors RTFA.

  41. Re:here's a thought... by Toutatis · · Score: 1

    Forgive them. It's just ignorance.

    They don't know that you (Anonymous Coward) are American. So they put it in the cryptic metric system.

  42. not Halley's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Halley's comet didn't explode. Read the article!

  43. 10km doesn't seem so big by at_kernel_99 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    here's a stoopid question:

    How long is halley's comet going to last? If its a little 10km diameter object thats not only melting on each pass, but breaking up as well, how many times can it survive its lap of the sun?

    Inquiring Minds want to Know!

    1. Re:10km doesn't seem so big by robogun · · Score: 1

      No one knows, but here is an article which addresses this issue.

  44. Re:Question by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1
    It would be nice to read the actual notes of Hooke and Cassini-- as the Enclyclopedia Britannica is unsure of the details

    Its discovery in the 1660s is attributed to Gian Domenico Cassini or Robert Hooke.
    and the Wikipedia seems to attribute the discovery to Galileo. In fact, it seems that these sources may have been backtracking-- the Great Red Spot is rather stable (having been described in detail, in the early 19th century), Galileo, Hooke, and Cassini observed Jupiter with crude telescopes capable of resolving such detail, ergo, one of these three astronomers must have been the first to observe the GRS.
    If anyone has access to primary text material pointing to 17th century observations of the GRS, feel free to post them.
  45. Linked article does not say Halley exploded. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It clearly says comet 57P in a series in which Halley is comet 1P.

    READ THE ARTICLE, EDITORS. :P :P :P

  46. Re:Question by crb11 · · Score: 1

    The uncertainty seems to be (according to more than one source I've found) that both discovered it independently at about the same time. Hooke probably first, but Cassini published and took credit. Cassini's complete papers were published as 'Oeuvres diverses' in 1730 - earlier references may be in the papers of the Academie des Sciences (for Cassini) or the Royal Society (for Hooke). Another line of enquiry may be through the work of WF Denning: I found this paper online which talks about his analysis of the spot including a historical analysis (see start of page 22 in that link), and footnote 28 to that chapter (see this document) is a paper which should probably point to the primary sources. In response to the question 'was the red spot known about in the 1660s?' every source I've checked, including the Chambers Biographical Dictionary and a history by John Gribbin, gives the attribution of the discovery to Hooke and/or Cassini - that's sufficiently many independent sources I trust that I'm not inclined to doubt them all.

  47. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No.. you are mistaken..... telescopes dont affect any perception of distance (near/far) at all... so unless you believe that the tiny visage of Jupiter, which subtends less than 3/4 of 1/60th of a degree in the sky is not made to appear larger by a telescope, why dont you shut your stanky rat hole?

  48. shouldn't that be 2067 ? by smeenz · · Score: 1

    um.. 1991 + 76 != 2062...

    or did I miss something important somewhere?

    1. Re:shouldn't that be 2067 ? by mph · · Score: 1
      or did I miss something important somewhere?
      Yep. The last time it was near the earth and sun was 1986. 1986 + 76 == 2062. The event mentioned in 1991 was several years after it was in our neighborhood (and, by implication, it was the nature of that event that made it relatively easy to see at that distance).
    2. Re:shouldn't that be 2067 ? by smeenz · · Score: 1

      ahhhh that makes sense :)

  49. Re:Question by Jeremy+Erwin · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the links. Pity that the historical sources are not online, though. The Denning book does mention that the Great Red Spot came into "striking prominence" in 1878, implying that the GRS is far from static. The Great Red Spot varies from 30 Mm to 40 Mm from decade to decade.

    This Usenet post argues that the observational history of the spot is muddled. Still, without ready access to primary source material, I feel I'm flogging a dead horse.
    I do have a general science text from the 1830s that, in its description of Jupiter fails to mention the spot--highlighting the banded nature of Jupiter instead. But that sort of evidence is quite weak.

  50. Children of Haley.... by obdulio · · Score: 1

    It was 1986, we would invite our girlfriends to "see the Haley" at the beach.

    I wonder how many children of Haley are around....

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  51. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HUH? I'm not taking issue with the statement's intent (ie. earths implying multiple planets), I'm taking issue with his misue of the word "to" (in "to earths") instead of the word "two" (in "two earths").

    Too bad you posted your would-be "correction" as an anonymous coward, which prevents me from passing the "illiterate fuck" sign and let you hang it over your shoulders in shame. It's also a shame you'll probably not even bother coming back to read this follow-up. But that's fine, because I am content in the knowledge that for as long as you live, you'll live out your days as illiterate fuckwad, extraordinaire.