I think that most of us guys have become accustomed to the level of control we achieve with our hand(s). It's a lot easier for a guy to get off without toys. You can make your grip tighter, but women can't make thieir fingers longer and thicker.
I once bought a cheap $25 blowup doll as a gag. I decided to fuck it since throwing it away a virgin (blowup dolls' orfices are sealed with pull-tabs much like the ones on cans) would have been a waste. It was harsh. It was tight but it ended up making my dick all raw, even with a condom on, even in the shower.
Slashdotters would reap the greatest rewards from these kind of systems.
Exactly. I'd be more likely to befriend somebody if they had a few charges of disorderly conduct or assault. They would most likely be much more interesting and would be a good person to have my back in a fight.
Since their new phone, the Nexus One, can be bought unlocked, many people are turning to Google themselves for help, but not getting what they're used to from traditional mobile carriers.
Just installed Linux on my laptop. Oh crap, borked my sound...get on Google and look for a fix...hum-tee-tum...no, that one didn't work...either did that one....now this is getting annoying, I can't listen to music...nothing on Google. Call Toshiba, maybe they can help me...no, they can't because it worked before...nrrrRRRRRRRRRR...
SLACKWARE! WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!
Nah. Yemen is just the Arab country of the moment. Remember when we "won" Afghanistan? The news outlets claimed that Afgnaninstan was more or less safe and so convinced us to forget about it when we went into war with Iraq. Mission accomplished! Whoops, ol' Afghanistan's acting up again. Oh, now somebody with ties to Yemen tried to bomb a plane, great! Now we have an excuse for further meddling with Middle-Eastern affairs.
The Yemenis don't like Americans. Bin Laden's family has its roots in Yemen. Yemen is one of the poorest and most primitive of the Middle Eastern countries. Given all that, why the hell did our leadership allow our ships to refuel there even after a prior bombing attempt at the same place and perpetrated by the same clowns who pulled off the Cole attack?
It's still nice to see more competition and original ideas. Think about that next time you're forced to choose between nvidia and ATI, or when you have no choice with respect to cable service.
"Current DX Games" also being shit like CounterStrike 5 and Space Marines 10 which add no revolutionary ideas or gameplay* but help ensure the sales of insecure resource-hungry pigs like Vista and 7.
Enjoy having to double your hardware specs with every new release, suckers!
*I was going to backpedal and mention the revolutionary scene in Modern Warfare 2 where you get to blast the shit out of innocent civillians before realizing that the GTA franchise beat 'em to it years ago.
First, you take a hot, cooked pizza. Then, you fold it in half like a taco and fuck it, coming inside of it. After that clean yourself up, flatten the pizza, and keep it warm in the oven.
I wish to patent the "floor function". It takes as its input lots and lots of alcohol. The output then hits the floor.
Using my floor function as a reference, I extend it to the ceiling function, which also accepts alcohol as an input. F(x) then becomes parallel to the floor function and faces upward. The projection is then called the ceiling function, which is a dizzying combination of periodic sine[(c)Mysidia 2010] and cosine[(c)Mysidia 2010] functions. The ceiling function is itself periodic and reverts to the floor function.
I see the patent grab as being indicative of the fucked-up state of the patent system, not as abusing it. A defensive move. Hell, I wish more big corporations would scoop up common-sense shit and release them as open patents. It's in everybody's best interest as long as patent trolls exist.
Better HP than some "IP Firm" taking it to the East District of Texas.
"Indie" is what "alternative" was in the '90's. Both originally meant homegrown music from independent "mom and pop" record labels until the major labels realize how "cool" it is to be different, then they hijack those phrases and apply them to their mass-produced crap.
I guess the only honest way to say it is "Music of non-RIAA/ASCAP artists".
Seeing the comment above you, I forgot to mention that the computer in question was an HP laptop with a bad Nvidia chip 3 months past the warranty date. I didn't recognize that in time because its owner is much older and naive about technology. Would you pay $250 to replace a defective motherboard?! Thought so, bitch.
That way we can make sure to encourage the retail chains in the US to remain as shitty as possible?
It's the function of many people within the corporations to ensure that they continue to be as shitty as possible while keeping profits up. Corporations will always strive to cut costs no matter how much money people throw at them. They'll just put the item back on the shelf anyway. I know as a fact that some chains even put defective returns back on the shelves.
It is much wiser to go to Microcenter
With its 22 locations nationwide. That's not feasible for many of us.
Doing it this way, the retail establishment has no reason to jack up prices further, keeps employees employed
See my second point above. I know as a fact that certain chains give their Store managers bonuses for keeping payrolls low. "The economy" is yet another convenient excuse to further lower the bar.
There is a thousand ways to royally screw over companies using warranty and return policies, they don't take much thought to discover and abuse, but I don't think doing so is the path to any form of enlightenment.
How so? You have to return the item either way. And hardware companies are increasingly and knowingly churning out defective and/or incomplete products (see NVIDIA fiasco). I have worked in the electronics test/measurement/repair industry for ten years, including a stint with a company who was contract warranty repair for Best Buy's laptops!
Call me old fashioned, but when I buy something, I expect it to Just Work(tm). Defects should be anomalous and warrant immediate replacement. I should not have to wait months for the next board revision or firmware hack just to use my product as was advertised.
There might not be another option if you need something and you need it quick. For example, the motherboard in your computer blows up and all your media was on its hard drive. You're too broke to fix it or buy a new one, but you want to listen to all your music and watch all your movies. You have fifty bucks.
So you go to Best Buy, buy a hard drive enclosure for 40-50 bucks(keeping all of the packaging intact), transfer your data onto another computer or just sit and wait until you can afford a new MoBo as long as the return grace period is longer than your repair time. Then neatly package up the enclosure and return it to best buy for a full refund* and tell 'em that you accidentally chose the wrong form factor.
*True story, but YMMV so check the return policy in case it differs between items and to ensure you can get a cash refund instead of store credit. Casually ask an associate if you can return it if you pick the wrong one because you don't really know what you're looking for. Not like those monkeys could help you anyway:>
Speaking from personal experience as one of the few men on slashdot who's been laid, the G-spot is totally bogus.
However -- there is a hot-button place which is guaranteed to get her off: her anterior and posterior fornices (singlular fornix). Picture.
My foolproof technique is to "pinch" the sides of the cervix with my two fingers and then slide the "pinch" forwards and backwards around her cervix so that my fingertips meet in the "front" and the "back while stimulating the anterior and posterior fornices. Kinda hard to describe.
Women frequently complain that messing with the cervix is uncomfortable. DUH, the cervix is a hard "button". You need to get to the soft, sensitive "cul de sac" surrounding the base of the cervix. It can be hard to do with a penis, penises tend to be bigger and dumber than fingers are.
Even with your fingers it can be tough. You may not even be able to reach the fornix if your woman has a deep vagina. Also, don't neglect the clitoris. It is not just that little nub, the clit is a series of expansive bulbs which almost envelops the vagina itself.
Given that the big alternatives were Sherlock Holmes or Alvin & the Chipmunks, I think the winner was clear.
What was so bad about Sherlock Holmes? If I were out on a date I would much rather take her to see Sherlock Holmes than Avatar. Sure, Avatar was good, but much of it was also very hokey and childish. You wouldn't take a date out to a Disney movie as long as there were other good live-action ones, would you?
Well, given the percentage of WoW-playing Furries on Slashdot coupled with the abundance of fleeting Na'vi foot and butt-shots in Avatar, I'm not at all surprised of its popularity here.
The college I attended posted "OMG FLU Get VACCINATED!!!!1!" flyers everywhere and students were writing things like "bullshit" or "never got one, still alive" on them with magic markers. Glad to see years of media scaremongering and ultrapowerful pill-pushing lobbies haven't chipped away at the cynicism of youth.
Apparently your eyes are crusted over with GoogleJizz and haven't noticed that Google/Doubleclick serve a majority of the ads on the internet.
Me:
That said, I'll never use Chrome. FF, Opera, and derivatives all the way.
Well shucks, so I sucked Larry's and Sergei's dicks and spoke in ignorance of the Youtube thing. Dosen't mean that I go back to them if somebody, in this case the Mozilla foundation, treats me better by having allowed me to block "the majority of the ads on the internet" without using whatever other data collection methods Chrome does.
Some people prefer Chrome because it is fast. Other people can wait an additional 50-100 milliseconds without fidgeting while the page loads.
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Sad part is that the dolls probably carry on more interesting conversation than most real Females do, even without accounting for individual taste.
I think that most of us guys have become accustomed to the level of control we achieve with our hand(s). It's a lot easier for a guy to get off without toys. You can make your grip tighter, but women can't make thieir fingers longer and thicker.
I once bought a cheap $25 blowup doll as a gag. I decided to fuck it since throwing it away a virgin (blowup dolls' orfices are sealed with pull-tabs much like the ones on cans) would have been a waste. It was harsh. It was tight but it ended up making my dick all raw, even with a condom on, even in the shower.
Exactly. I'd be more likely to befriend somebody if they had a few charges of disorderly conduct or assault. They would most likely be much more interesting and would be a good person to have my back in a fight.
Unlike nosey judgemental weenies like you.
Just installed Linux on my laptop. Oh crap, borked my sound...get on Google and look for a fix...hum-tee-tum...no, that one didn't work...either did that one....now this is getting annoying, I can't listen to music...nothing on Google. Call Toshiba, maybe they can help me...no, they can't because it worked before...nrrrRRRRRRRRRR...
SLACKWARE! WHY WON'T YOU FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO?!
Nah. Yemen is just the Arab country of the moment. Remember when we "won" Afghanistan? The news outlets claimed that Afgnaninstan was more or less safe and so convinced us to forget about it when we went into war with Iraq. Mission accomplished! Whoops, ol' Afghanistan's acting up again. Oh, now somebody with ties to Yemen tried to bomb a plane, great! Now we have an excuse for further meddling with Middle-Eastern affairs.
The Yemenis don't like Americans. Bin Laden's family has its roots in Yemen. Yemen is one of the poorest and most primitive of the Middle Eastern countries. Given all that, why the hell did our leadership allow our ships to refuel there even after a prior bombing attempt at the same place and perpetrated by the same clowns who pulled off the Cole attack?
It's still nice to see more competition and original ideas. Think about that next time you're forced to choose between nvidia and ATI, or when you have no choice with respect to cable service.
"Current DX Games" also being shit like CounterStrike 5 and Space Marines 10 which add no revolutionary ideas or gameplay* but help ensure the sales of insecure resource-hungry pigs like Vista and 7.
Enjoy having to double your hardware specs with every new release, suckers!
*I was going to backpedal and mention the revolutionary scene in Modern Warfare 2 where you get to blast the shit out of innocent civillians before realizing that the GTA franchise beat 'em to it years ago.
Only if you're playing Heretic.
First, you take a hot, cooked pizza. Then, you fold it in half like a taco and fuck it, coming inside of it. After that clean yourself up, flatten the pizza, and keep it warm in the oven.
Feed it to your friends when they come over.
I wish to patent the "floor function". It takes as its input lots and lots of alcohol. The output then hits the floor.
Using my floor function as a reference, I extend it to the ceiling function, which also accepts alcohol as an input. F(x) then becomes parallel to the floor function and faces upward. The projection is then called the ceiling function, which is a dizzying combination of periodic sine[(c)Mysidia 2010] and cosine[(c)Mysidia 2010] functions. The ceiling function is itself periodic and reverts to the floor function.
I see the patent grab as being indicative of the fucked-up state of the patent system, not as abusing it. A defensive move. Hell, I wish more big corporations would scoop up common-sense shit and release them as open patents. It's in everybody's best interest as long as patent trolls exist.
Better HP than some "IP Firm" taking it to the East District of Texas.
Careful, NYCL.
"Indie" is what "alternative" was in the '90's. Both originally meant homegrown music from independent "mom and pop" record labels until the major labels realize how "cool" it is to be different, then they hijack those phrases and apply them to their mass-produced crap.
I guess the only honest way to say it is "Music of non-RIAA/ASCAP artists".
Seeing the comment above you, I forgot to mention that the computer in question was an HP laptop with a bad Nvidia chip 3 months past the warranty date. I didn't recognize that in time because its owner is much older and naive about technology. Would you pay $250 to replace a defective motherboard?! Thought so, bitch.
Uh, read the article. Who's ripping who off?!
It's the function of many people within the corporations to ensure that they continue to be as shitty as possible while keeping profits up. Corporations will always strive to cut costs no matter how much money people throw at them. They'll just put the item back on the shelf anyway. I know as a fact that some chains even put defective returns back on the shelves.
With its 22 locations nationwide. That's not feasible for many of us.
See my second point above. I know as a fact that certain chains give their Store managers bonuses for keeping payrolls low. "The economy" is yet another convenient excuse to further lower the bar.
How so? You have to return the item either way. And hardware companies are increasingly and knowingly churning out defective and/or incomplete products (see NVIDIA fiasco). I have worked in the electronics test/measurement/repair industry for ten years, including a stint with a company who was contract warranty repair for Best Buy's laptops!
Call me old fashioned, but when I buy something, I expect it to Just Work(tm). Defects should be anomalous and warrant immediate replacement. I should not have to wait months for the next board revision or firmware hack just to use my product as was advertised.
Dammit, I've been trolled again.
At least not if they plan on keeping the item.
:>
There might not be another option if you need something and you need it quick. For example, the motherboard in your computer blows up and all your media was on its hard drive. You're too broke to fix it or buy a new one, but you want to listen to all your music and watch all your movies. You have fifty bucks.
So you go to Best Buy, buy a hard drive enclosure for 40-50 bucks(keeping all of the packaging intact), transfer your data onto another computer or just sit and wait until you can afford a new MoBo as long as the return grace period is longer than your repair time. Then neatly package up the enclosure and return it to best buy for a full refund* and tell 'em that you accidentally chose the wrong form factor.
*True story, but YMMV so check the return policy in case it differs between items and to ensure you can get a cash refund instead of store credit. Casually ask an associate if you can return it if you pick the wrong one because you don't really know what you're looking for. Not like those monkeys could help you anyway
One man's troll is another man's truth.
Speaking from personal experience as one of the few men on slashdot who's been laid, the G-spot is totally bogus.
However -- there is a hot-button place which is guaranteed to get her off: her anterior and posterior fornices (singlular fornix). Picture. My foolproof technique is to "pinch" the sides of the cervix with my two fingers and then slide the "pinch" forwards and backwards around her cervix so that my fingertips meet in the "front" and the "back while stimulating the anterior and posterior fornices. Kinda hard to describe.
Women frequently complain that messing with the cervix is uncomfortable. DUH, the cervix is a hard "button". You need to get to the soft, sensitive "cul de sac" surrounding the base of the cervix. It can be hard to do with a penis, penises tend to be bigger and dumber than fingers are.
Even with your fingers it can be tough. You may not even be able to reach the fornix if your woman has a deep vagina. Also, don't neglect the clitoris. It is not just that little nub, the clit is a series of expansive bulbs which almost envelops the vagina itself.
best of luck. You can do it. Use the force.
What was so bad about Sherlock Holmes? If I were out on a date I would much rather take her to see Sherlock Holmes than Avatar. Sure, Avatar was good, but much of it was also very hokey and childish. You wouldn't take a date out to a Disney movie as long as there were other good live-action ones, would you?
Well, given the percentage of WoW-playing Furries on Slashdot coupled with the abundance of fleeting Na'vi foot and butt-shots in Avatar, I'm not at all surprised of its popularity here.
Or that a rich banker will always win the game no matter his/her skill level :(
The summary reads:
when it should read:
Also, in Soviet America, newfangled toys play with you.
Are you the guy who sprays Lysol everywhere whenever someone sneezes at work?
:)
You might actually develop your own immune system if you quit huffing that noxious crap
The college I attended posted "OMG FLU Get VACCINATED!!!!1!" flyers everywhere and students were writing things like "bullshit" or "never got one, still alive" on them with magic markers. Glad to see years of media scaremongering and ultrapowerful pill-pushing lobbies haven't chipped away at the cynicism of youth.
Also from the summary:
Pffffffff haHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Your Mickey Mouse gods don't mean shit to me, Habib, I'm an American citizen!
But will it fit in my ass?
Looks like I just found a replacement for my iPhone. Now I can reap the benefits of the "open movement".
Me:
Well shucks, so I sucked Larry's and Sergei's dicks and spoke in ignorance of the Youtube thing. Dosen't mean that I go back to them if somebody, in this case the Mozilla foundation, treats me better by having allowed me to block "the majority of the ads on the internet" without using whatever other data collection methods Chrome does.
Some people prefer Chrome because it is fast. Other people can wait an additional 50-100 milliseconds without fidgeting while the page loads.