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Avatar Soars Into $1-Billion Territory

Suki I writes " Avatar soars into $1-billion territory. 'Strong foreign ticket sales help make the science-fiction movie the fifth in history to pass the watermark. ... One of the riskiest movies of all times is now officially one of the most successful at the box office. When Avatar opened, its solid but far from stellar results left 20th Century Fox uncertain about whether the $430 million that it and two financing partners had invested to produce and market the 3-D film would pay off.'" Given that the big alternatives were Sherlock Holmes or Alvin & the Chipmunks, I think the winner was clear.

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  1. Science Fiction? by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1, Informative

    I just saw it last weekend, and I gotta say.. Science Fiction? Not much. Science Fantasy is more like it.

    Just a few things threw me off. I loved most of the movie. And for a while I believed the blue people were spiritual in the same way humans were.. in ritual and what not...

    But instead it turned out to be a magical spiritual world, and a collective thought borg of trees and animals.. and those that .. died?

    A fantastic adventure, but really just lost me as a caring viewer. I prefer things to be more rational.

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    1. Re:Science Fiction? by Lord+Lode · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The story was pretty cliché. I'm not sure how Americans see this, but I can usually predict the end of American movies while European or Asian movies are much more unpredictable. So yeah, you know, if in an American movie there's a male and a female character you know what's going to happen. There are exceptions of course, e.g. LOTR (but then again, Tolkien wasn't really an American).

      But it didn't really matter to me that the story was somewhat weak! The effects and graphics were the most amazing ones I've ever seen. I saw it in 3D but I think even without that it'd have been the best so far. So, well done :)

    2. Re:Science Fiction? by iamapizza · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Saw it in 3D at the Imax. I think that this movie is visually appealing, and that's what it was made for. You're not supposed to actually pay attention to the story; it's a mix of Dances with Wolves and Fern Gully (and potentially about 30 other movies in which this concept of gung-ho-soldier-meets-and-loves-the-natives has been done to death), although it does strike chords with a few present day "situations". The main appeal is the graphics, the atmosphere, surroundings and facial expressions of the macrosmurfs.

      Part of the hype was that Cameron spent 8 bazillion years working on this movie and that's another thing that spoils it, you expect something great and wonderful and almost Star Wars like, but you get another popcorn movie, albeit an expensive one. With blue people.

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    3. Re:Science Fiction? by Wonko+the+Sane · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Saw it in 3D at the Imax.

      The 3D aspect and the CG effects were worth every penny that I spent on a ticket.

      The plot is just a barely acceptable excuse for the effects, but since it was so well executed I don't really mind.

      Watch this film in 3D Imax or not at all IMHO.

    4. Re:Science Fiction? by gblackwo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While not shoved in your face, there were a lot of subtle touches of science- like did you notice that the cave to the tree of souls appeared to form along magnetic field lines? See: http://www.flickr.com/photos/officialavatarmovie/4054882634/sizes/l/

    5. Re:Science Fiction? by owlnation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm not sure how Americans see this, but I can usually predict the end of American movies while European or Asian movies are much more unpredictable. So yeah, you know, if in an American movie there's a male and a female character you know what's going to happen. There are exceptions of course, e.g. LOTR (but then again, Tolkien wasn't really an American).

      That's not really fair, nor accurate. Big budget movies, aimed to appeal to as many people as possible (and most often in the cases of blockbusters, that means 14 year olds) do have a very predictable plot.

      Smaller budget movies tend to have better stories and unpredictable plot. There's plenty of US made movies that have excellent stories, writing, acting and directing. Indeed probably the best movies made currently are US independent ones.

      European movies almost never have enough budget to have large focus groups and test audiences ruin the plot with something predictable. The few movies that do have large budgets tend to have very predictable plots. There's plenty of well-funded EU movies that are utter crap.

      It's also worth remembering too that many, if not most US big budget studio movies are actually funded by Germans, or consortiums that include plenty of Europeans. To describe them as US isn't entirely accurate. Avatar's production company is Fox, which is owned by an Australian.

    6. Re:Science Fiction? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The story was very generic.. I think it was aimed at the American market (possibly still guilty at killing all the indians or something) but it didn't engage me and like you the plot was obvious after about the first 10 minutes.

      I liked the graphics.. I saw it in 3D but wasn't impressed with the 3d (creating depth by making the background blurry doesn't impress me it just gives me a headache). 2D would probably have been a better option.

    7. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And for a while I believed the blue people were spiritual in the same way humans were.. in ritual and what not...

      But instead it turned out to be a magical spiritual world, and a collective thought borg of trees and animals.. and those that .. died?

      A fantastic adventure, but really just lost me as a caring viewer. I prefer things to be more rational.

      Speak for yourself.

      If they'd just been pre-technological sentients, it would have been a replay of the Spanish colonization of the Americas, and hey, you can't stand in the way of progress. Screw the smurfs, there's unobtanium in them thar hills!

      But as it was, I'd played a 10th-year anniversary round of Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri earlier in the year, and won't give away any spoilers other than to say I really enjoyed it. It's SF - the only thing you need to suspend your disbelief for is the question "What if evolution came up with something that fulfilled the requirements of Lovelock's Gaia hypothesis?" It might be really difficult to make contact such a thing, might even require hundreds of minds working in concert around concentrations of mindworms, fungal blooms, fungal towers :)

      If it's humans with interstellar spaceflight versus pretechnological spiritualists, the humans are going to win, unless the our hero helps Na'vi can upload a virus to the mothership, sorta like Jeff Goldblum did to the aliens that kicked our ass in ID4. (ID4 was Science Fantasy - both the entire alien civilization putting all its eggs in one basket, and a human reverse-engineering and compromosing the aliens' computer system within 24 hours...) For Earth vs. Smurfs, even the win in the movie is a stopgap. Just like they sent more bulldozers, they'll just just come back in a few years with another spaceship, except this time it'll be full of nukes.

      But if it's humans versus a planet-sized hive mind, on a planet full of naturally-occurring room-temperature superconductors, the smurfs (and the rest of the planet) have a fighting chance. Even against spaceships with nukes.

    8. Re:Science Fiction? by epiphani · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I watched it twice.

      The "science" part of the science fiction was actually a subplot running throughout the movie. The biologists were studying electrochemical links between trees from the beginning of the movie. I picked up more on that the second time through.

      It's a direct rip off from Asimov's Foundation series. The Gaia concept presented in the latter part of that series shares an enormous similarities with this movie.

      But I wouldn't consider it fantasy in any sense. They try to root it in the scientifically plausible, yet unlikely, ideas.

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    9. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I just saw it last weekend, and I gotta say.. Science Fiction? Not much. Science Fantasy is more like it. Just a few things threw me off. I loved most of the movie. And for a while I believed the blue people were spiritual in the same way humans were.. in ritual and what not... But instead it turned out to be a magical spiritual world, and a collective thought borg of trees and animals.. and those that .. died? A fantastic adventure, but really just lost me as a caring viewer. I prefer things to be more rational.

      Hard Sci-Fi is rare and rarely marketable.

    10. Re:Science Fiction? by JerkBoB · · Score: 5, Funny

      Oh, you... With your "logic" and "facts". Way to ruin a rant, Pointdexter.

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    11. Re:Science Fiction? by delinear · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I saw it in 3D too, and while I totally agree that the effects were amazing, I just found the entire experience quite dull (and by about halfway in I'd even become blasé about the effects). Like watching a 2.5 hour long advertisement for the latest graphics card, or some video game cut-scene you just can't skip. It felt like half a billion dollars and the best they could manage was Fern Gully with space cats.

    12. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch this film in 3D Imax or not at all IMHO.

      I partially agree with your opinion. That is, I only watched the movie in a standard cinema with no 3D.... the veredict: *really crappy*.

      As a movie, it is just another CG movie with Disney-like animated Furries. For me they looked comical (putting their ears down when they were sad... I almost thought they were going to wag their tail when they were happy!)

      The plot is complete crap. As someone else put it, it is a Pocahontas copy.

      I will go to see it in 3D now (alas, in German language) and I really hope it will grow for me.

      I still think it was a really hyped movie, there have been really good 3D movies using the "technology created by James cameron" [ala Coraline, Final Destination, etc].

      Avatar feels like the new "Final Fantasy" movie for me. It is just MEH.

    13. Re:Science Fiction? by thesandtiger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think you're being a bit short on your thinking. Where you saw some kind of magical ritual and spirit living on, I saw a high-speed universal neural interface that allowed a user to take control of local resources as necessary, and also was capable of downloading memories from an organic platform into something a little more permanent/distributed when that organic platform wasn't viable.

      Just because the basis for their technology wasn't the same as ours is not a reason to dismiss it as fantasy - I don't think there was anything in that movie (except, perhaps, ironically, for the near light-speed travel the humans used) that wasn't feasible, or, even, on the near edge of coming to exist, through bio technology.

      Right now we have people getting electrodes implanted into their brains that are allowing them to take control of various external devices (robotic limbs, keyboards, etc.) - why is it so hard for you to imagine something a bit more robust and universal, on the organic side? Right now we have researchers working on understanding how human memories and cognition work, and some basic ideas around how to read or store memories - why does it seem unreasonable to you that there might be a way to read out and store memories when an elder dies, so that they might continue to be available (in a limited way) for their people to continue to learn from? Right now we have a massive distributed network that spans the planet and contains pretty much everything that humans know - why does it seem unreasonable to you that an "intelligent" version of this might not be used by a sociaty to help guide them in difficult times, drawing on more information than any one individual could have?

      Some pretty bright guy once said that any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic... And if you don't think that was technology, or advanced, just ask yourself who won the war in the movie...

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    14. Re:Science Fiction? by Nicolay77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please read Heinlein and MOPI and then come back to try to define what Science Fiction is. It can even be argued that Avatar is Hard Science Fiction.

      Now, about the movie, to me the problem was that it was so full of clichés, so predictable, that only the beautiful images and the 3D-ness of them were appealing.

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    15. Re:Science Fiction? by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 1

      ^ This... My brother was really excited to see this, while I was really indifferent, but the 3D effect was absolutely incredible. It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen, it is a must see in 3D... I had no problem with the movie/story/plot, but really I spent more time just looking at everything on the screen with wide-eyed and slack-jawed awe.

    16. Re:Science Fiction? by Nicolay77 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget that Alfred Hitchcock was a North American citizen (since 1956), and made Hollywood movies.

      Also: I dare you to predict the end of Primer.

      You could have said: modern blockbuster Hollywood movies are predictable, compared with everything else past or present.

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    17. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So.. did you nail the ending for "The Sixth Sense" within the first 20 minutes?

    18. Re:Science Fiction? by JerryLove · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Part of the hype was that Cameron spent 8 bazillion years working on this movie and that's another thing that spoils it, you expect something great and wonderful and almost Star Wars like, but you get another popcorn movie, albeit an expensive one.

      Funny true story. StarWars is not original.

      Lucas wanted to make a swashbuckling movie, he just put it in space. He hired as a consultant the man who wrote "the Hero with a Thousand Faces", about the commonality of archtypes in stories around the world and throughout history: and Star Wars follows this pattern very rigidly (and repeates it in Empire). Add some scene-for-scene WWII air combat scenes and you have a movie.

      Don't get me wrong: I *love* Star Wars. But this complaint that Avatar is not original ignores that noting is original.

    19. Re:Science Fiction? by ElSupreme · · Score: 1

      ID4 is proof (and should be a lesson to everybody) that security through obscurity is not.

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    20. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm fairly certain that very little, if any, guilt exists in this country for "killing all the Indians" (by the way, there are quite a few of them still alive). I'm pretty certain that none of us that are around today had anything to do with what happened that long ago.

    21. Re:Science Fiction? by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 1

      Watch this film in 3D Imax or not at all IMHO.

      Damn, I was going to wait until it comes out on BitTorrent (probably is already, haven't looked yet). But that only works for movies which appeal at reduced image quality: wall-e was a torrent disappointment on account of the poor plot.

    22. Re:Science Fiction? by JerryLove · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I just saw it last weekend, and I gotta say.. Science Fiction? Not much. Science Fantasy is more like it.

      Compared to 2001 or 2010 perhaps. Otherwise, Avatar is the most realistic (from the standpoint of physics) SciFi movie I can think of.

      They actually made a ship that was mostly fuel and heat radiator, actually had it radiating heat, actually put the crew compartment far from the reactor, and actually travelled slower than light.

      They aknowledged a different gravity, and adjusted several scenes accordingly, had the first plant I can remember in a long time with air you can't breathe, and (though they seem to have forgotten the effect in daytime) made creatures that are well camoflogued at night (which is likely the majority of the time since you have both rotational night and "blocked by the parent planet" night).

    23. Re:Science Fiction? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I didn't think the story was bad, the story of principle over tribalism isn't new but I thought well done.

      But the visuals, WOW, amazing. It was like seeing a movie for the first time again. This was the first 3d movie I've seen in a theater (well, in at least 20 years) and I'm glad it was, because the effect is amazing and this movie does it very well.

    24. Re:Science Fiction? by PerfectionLost · · Score: 1

      Native fauna that has a collective consciousness... haven't we seen this somewhere else in a popular video game called Alpha Centauri?

      For the record science beat the native wildlife in that game.

    25. Re:Science Fiction? by JerryLove · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They try to root it in the scientifically plausible, yet unlikely, ideas.

      Watch how fast I can make is plausable.

      What if the biosphere of Pandora was deliberately manipulated at some point in the past? What if the planetary network is a designed thing, as is the ability of Pandorian life to interface with it?

    26. Re:Science Fiction? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      There was one amazing question about the movie 3d rendering technology for me.

      How did they manage to render the colonel as a completely two dimensional character in an otherwise 3d movie?

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    27. Re:Science Fiction? by james.m.henderson · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that despite that in the context of the movie it is clear that the blue people are actually (more or less) right about their religion (as evidenced by the communication), you still consider it to be irrational. Now it is unclear how a world like Pandora could have evolved, but belief in spirituality is only irrational if it cannot be proven. In Pandora, the spirituality is real and actually fairly well defined, therefore is no less scientific than anything. Just because this movie goes against the religion of secularism does not mean that it is irrational. Lets be clear here, I am not a spiritualist. I just don't consider the concept to be irrational, I merely believe that it doesn't exist here.

    28. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed a core premise of the movie. The life on Pandora wasn't just spiritually connected. It was neurologically connected. The reason the Avatar team consisted of botanical scientists was to allow them to reveal to the audience the fact that all the plantlife was connected electrically, forming a huge neural network. Animals could tap into this and into one anothers nervous systems via a common interface (the process they called "the halo").

      Everything else in the film is explained by this, from the Na'avi taming of the flying birds to the stored traces of their dead relatives still present in the huge botanical neural network.

    29. Re:Science Fiction? by mcspoo · · Score: 0, Troll

      You insensitive clod... I am a Native American!

    30. Re:Science Fiction? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      It's a direct rip off from Asimov's Foundation series. The Gaia concept presented in the latter part of that series shares an enormous similarities with this movie.

      1. John Varley should sue him for ripping off "Titan"
      2. Harry Harrison should sue him for ripping off "Deathworld"
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    31. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymusing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What if the biosphere of Pandora was deliberately manipulated at some point in the past? What if the planetary network is a designed thing, as is the ability of Pandorian life to interface with it?

      This is exactly what I was thinking -- and I suspect it will play a role in the Avatar sequel. You think the humans are just going to run away and never come back?

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    32. Re:Science Fiction? by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The story was pretty cliché. I'm not sure how Americans see this, but I can usually predict the end of American movies while European or Asian movies are much more unpredictable.

      I don't mean to be facetious, but after having seen as many Asian and European movies as American ones, I can usually predict all the standard plots:

      American movies -- Hero survives. Villain dies, but there's movement in the ruins in the closing shot.

      Asian movies - Hero dies. Villain dies.

      European movies - Hero and villain work it out. Or not. But there's usually something involving a mysterious past shared by both.

      Check out tvtropes.org BTW.. :)

    33. Re:Science Fiction? by camperdave · · Score: 1

      How did they manage to render the colonel as a completely two dimensional character in an otherwise 3d movie?

      "We wanted to throw his mean, callous, heartless exterior into sharp relief." - J. Cameron.

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    34. Re:Science Fiction? by Schnoogs · · Score: 0

      so a collection of trees isn't rational?

      Oh ok...

    35. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you but I was reminded of Pocahontas with blue people

    36. Re:Science Fiction? by HybridJeff · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This was only an American movie in the sense that it was a mainstream "Hollywood" film. The director/writer was a Canadian, the main character and production company owner were both Australians and it was filmed mostly in New Zealand and LA. Seems pretty international to me.

    37. Re:Science Fiction? by rhp997 · · Score: 1

      The Smurfs meet Dances with Wolves. What's so irrational in that?

    38. Re:Science Fiction? by indiechild · · Score: 1

      I thought Cameron spent years working on this movie as well, but he actually came up with the story in a very short period of time (which is probably what causes the problems with the shallowness of some of the sci-fi). It's just that he felt the CGI technology wasn't up to scratch at the time (1997, I believe). So he waited until computers and animation tech evolved enough to be able to create his masterpiece.

      Oh and Star Wars was not particularly profound either. I was a big Star Wars fan in my highschool years, but if you look at the big picture, it's just another popcorn flick too.

    39. Re:Science Fiction? by Schnoogs · · Score: 0

      Only what we got WAS Star Wars like. I hate to break the news to you but Star Wars was completely unoriginal. I like how people act like Star Wars or even worse yet The Dark Knight were entirely original where as Avatar is a complete rehash.

      Yeah...the 6th movie in a 75 year old comic book franchise is original! Star Wars was based off Greek Mythology, King Arthur, Flash Gordon, Buck Rogers, LOTR and Dune. Lucas even admitted he was inspired by the classic hero FORMULA from the The Hero with a Thousand Faces book.

      Avatar is every bit like Star Wars and the sequels will flesh it out every bit as much as the Star Wars sequels.

      Think about it...Star Wars was about rescuing a princess from a space castle...you gonna tell me that wasn't predictable? It was The Empire Strikes Back that really expanded the story and took it new and unpredictable directions.

      The rosey tinted glasses of nostalgia always make things look better.

    40. Re:Science Fiction? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      Really, because I seem to recall ultimate victory by becoming one with the collective consciousness.

      And as portrayed by the "efficiency" attribute of a leader, the ones that worked with the planet dominated hard too (late game).

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    41. Re:Science Fiction? by Suki+I · · Score: 1

      I just saw it last weekend, and I gotta say.. Science Fiction? Not much. Science Fantasy is more like it. Just a few things threw me off. I loved most of the movie. And for a while I believed the blue people were spiritual in the same way humans were.. in ritual and what not... But instead it turned out to be a magical spiritual world, and a collective thought borg of trees and animals.. and those that .. died? A fantastic adventure, but really just lost me as a caring viewer. I prefer things to be more rational.

      I can't wait to see it! Your description sounds like something I will like a lot and thought that's pretty much what it was going to be, fantasy. Submitted the story because I thought it was amazing this could draw so many gate receipts so quickly. Like others mentioned, a better measure would be tickets sold rather than gross receipts.

    42. Re:Science Fiction? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Also: I dare you to predict the end of Primer.

      Now that's just mean!

    43. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ought to point out - "Star Wars" was far (very very far) from being original in any way as well...

    44. Re:Science Fiction? by Rary · · Score: 1

      Saw it in 3D at the Imax.

      Just out of curiosity, do you wear glasses? I'm just wondering how the 3D glasses they're using for this movie fit over regular glasses.

      If they haven't improved the "3D glasses over regular glasses" experience, I'll have to stick to the 2D version.

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    45. Re:Science Fiction? by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I had a helluva good time watching it -- isn't that all that really matters?

      Avatar is getting a lot of criticism because it's so popular. Every movie has flaws that you can pick at; I don't know of a single movie that doesn't have flaws. But a good movie will make you not care about the flaws.

    46. Re:Science Fiction? by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. I found the 3-d distracting more than additive to the movie. It was neat, but not relevent to the plot.

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    47. Re:Science Fiction? by ae1294 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm fairly certain that very little, if any, guilt exists in this country for "killing all the Indians" (by the way, there are quite a few of them still alive). I'm pretty certain that none of us that are around today had anything to do with what happened that long ago.

      Well, I for one, killed an injin last week! He was on my land!

    48. Re:Science Fiction? by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      Lucas was very upfront with his influences. And yes "good artists borrow and great artists steal."

      I think the lack of subtlety with the characters and the political points were the main complaints I've seen. However, the white guy going native angle seems to be done too much, so that is another area of complaint.

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    49. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is; the quality is probably lacking, though. The best one I’ve seen had tolerable colour, sharpness, angle, and framing for a telesync, but there were two sets of burned-in subtitles on the scenes with non-english dialogue. There were non-english subtitles in the master, and whoever released the TS had added english subtitles on top of those. (No subtitles at all for the english audio, thankfully.)

    50. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "We were doing a science fantasy, not true science fiction. We're not really predicting that there will be humanoids" on other planets, Cameron said.

      The Associated Press

    51. Re:Science Fiction? by ImpShial · · Score: 1
      The IMAX glasses fit perfectly over my regular glasses. They reminded my of safety glasses work on a construction site. Nice and big.

      I took mine home.

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    52. Re:Science Fiction? by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      bah ... "Dark Star" was more realistic. Put a couple of guys in a spaceship, and check how sane they are after a few month. Then you have "Serenity" (and basically the whole of FireFly,though that doesn't really count as movie) ... plenty of rather ~realistic~ scifi movies around, if you only care to check.

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    53. Re:Science Fiction? by PerfectionLost · · Score: 1

      PSI Implants were great.

      Why ally with the planet when you could imitate it?

    54. Re:Science Fiction? by operator_error · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Avatar's production company is Fox, which is owned by an Australian.

      Actually this isn't true. One of the strategic investments Rupert Murdoch made over the years, along with divesting his media structure to tax havens world-wide, was buying his American citizenship. He has kept the Australian accent though. His trophy wife is a real looker too! She's Chinese which also helps smooth business-relations over there.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rupert_Murdoch#Acquiring_American_Citizenship

    55. Re:Science Fiction? by Lordrashmi · · Score: 1

      Why it's intelligent design of course! ;)

    56. Re:Science Fiction? by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      inspired?
       
      He followed the God damn formula down to the pen strokes, I just like how well the story resonates with humanity.

    57. Re:Science Fiction? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The sequel to Avatar,

      The earth, royally pissed off at the evil, treacherous natives and especially at the traitorous humans who betrayed humanity, sends a follow up mission.

      Three ships show up in orbit, undetected by the planet bound organic techology primitive society, set up and then shell the planet with high-velocity, non nuclear kinetic missiles killing 99% of all life on the planet.
      They then take the damned unobtanium which is their birthright and leave an empty husk to the surviving tribes 115 years later. At that point, they allow themselves to feel guilty (a little) and set up a museum honoring the lost Navi culture.

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    58. Re:Science Fiction? by ImpShial · · Score: 1

      I agree. As much as we all complain that L. Ron Hubbard was a certifiable whacko with delusions of godhood, he did write some great, solid scifi. A good example of scifi not translating well to the big screen was Battlefield Earth.

      Great book, shitty movie.

      You just can't fit 1100 pages of hard-core scifi into a two hour movie.

      While I enjoyed Avatar, I'd love to see a lengthier "Director's Cut" with more info on the planet and it's science.

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    59. Re:Science Fiction? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      That was my thinking as well - the ultimate expression of "green" technology. Even though they seemed primitive by some standards, they did win the battle and managed to kick a supposedly vastly superior force off of their world. My guess is that if they explore this in the sequel it turns out the Na'vi forbears ran into similar issues as the humans (massive ecological problems) and so redesigned their world to bring it back from collapse.

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    60. Re:Science Fiction? by UnrefinedLayman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where you saw some kind of magical ritual and spirit living on, I saw a high-speed universal neural interface

      And it's a good thing they remembered their A-to-B USB cable to allow the transfer. Kind of like how Jeff Goldblum hacked the alien ships in Independence Day with his Macintosh over a coax connection.

    61. Re:Science Fiction? by Lord+Lode · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not relevant to the plot? What WAS relevant to the plot then? The plot isn't really what makes this movie stand out... The 3D is.

    62. Re:Science Fiction? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I'm trying to figure out just what the fuck this movie IS about...or have the gist of it before I go see it.

      The previews really give you no clue as to what it is about. I've had friends see it and like it...and reading generally good reviews here on it, so guess maybe I'll check it out. But frankly, if not for so many people raving about it, the previews sure didn't sell me on seeing this movie, from them, it looked kinda stupid really. Looked more like an ad for a video game than and movie.

      And now that they ARE advertising a video game for it, I can't really usually tell the difference between the ads till the end of the ad..

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    63. Re:Science Fiction? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      What if instead, the planetary network is a consequence of life evolving near significant quantities of "unobtanium", either through a radioactively-enhanced mutation rate, or perhaps incorporating trace quantities into the biological structures in some way?

      What if the real problem with mining the unobtanium wasn't the damage to visible and known plant life, but the removal of an essential element of the ecosystem?

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    64. Re:Science Fiction? by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

      My great, great grandfather was part of a group that had a fight with some Apache's that had busted out of a reservation, back in late 1800's. My great grandmother (his daughter) told me the story of how she and her sisters hid in the root cellar for a couple days, until things quieted down.

      And seeing as how my family ancestors came over from Spain as conquistadores (foot solders bringing along just personal effects and weapons), that meant that they had to take native women as brides so yeah, some of us are here today, descendants of invaders and invaded, living on land taken from the Native Americans.

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    65. Re:Science Fiction? by dpilot · · Score: 1

      To be fair, the spaceship in Avatar may well be close to the Discovery in Clarke's novel than the Discovery in the movie was. The radiators were there, in the book. I don't remember if the centrifuge was fully enclosed as in 2001, or open as in Avatar.

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    66. Re:Science Fiction? by rhsanborn · · Score: 1

      The scope is a lot broader than just the Native Americans. It's a dig at imperialist tendencies of those in power. It takes a shot at how those in power tend to justify their actions, such as calling them savages or enemies, and shows, quite spectacularly how atrocious it can get when they do act.

      Finally, if the hints* weren't strong enough, he was implying that the war in Iraq is just another imperialist strike for resources.

      *The Colonel used several phrases popular during the lead-up to Iraq including "preemptive strike".

    67. Re:Science Fiction? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The story was very generic.. I think it was aimed at the American market (possibly still guilty at killing all the indians or something) but it didn't engage me and like you the plot was obvious after about the first 10 minutes."

      Why would anyone in the US feel "guilty" about the indians? That was hundreds of years ago...history that should be learned and is interesting, but, nothing to feel guilty about. Every modern country out there got there by years of war and conquest hundreds if not thousands of years ago. But I seriously doubt any of the instigators are still alive.

      While I appreciate history, and hope to learn from it, I'm not one to feel guilt for the actions of others, especially when they are not even living anymore. I've no guilty thoughts of conquering the US indians, of US slavery...etc. I didn't do it, I don't know anyone around that does it. Not on my conscience at all.

      I mean, does the current generation of German youths feel guilt over the holocaust? I don't know why they would, they had NOTHING to do with it. Sure, study history, learn from it so that you don't repeat the mistakes of the past....but you don't have to feel it is your fault if you had nothing to do with it.

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    68. Re:Science Fiction? by JerryLove · · Score: 1

      Huh? Serenity exists in a universe where there are more than a dozen habitable planets in a single star system, where all air is breathable, where all planets have the same gravity, where no reaction mass is required to travel, where g-forces don't exist, where it's possible to drive around a sysetm like you drive a boat: with no need to worry about transistion orbits or the like, where it's possible for revears to fill a section of space so completely as to blocade it.

      And that's just a short list from the top of my head. Firefly has extremely little realism when it comes to science... one of the least realistic I can think of.

      Don't get me wrong: I own both Firefly and Serenity because I love the show, but realistic!?! You must be kidding.

    69. Re:Science Fiction? by MaWeiTao · · Score: 1

      You haven't watched enough Asian movies if you think they're unpredictable. Well, nearly all Hong Kong movies and the mainstream Japanese movies. Hong Kong filmmakers implement the standard Hollywood formula to an almost absurd degree, although it was even worse in the 90s when they were just pumping out movies. Japanese movies are predictable in their desperate attempt to be different and convoluted. Everything else tends to be more art house which even few natives watch so those don't really count.

      And I've seen plenty of more recent mainstream European movies that feature the same Hollywood-style film-making. I will admit, that they can be more adventurous at times.

    70. Re:Science Fiction? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There were reasonably plausible mechanisms for pretty much everything that happened in the movie. The magic tree and the spirits of the ancestors might have just intervened, god-like, as they do in so many other movies, but Cameron and his writers actually bothered to provide a mechanism. All the native organisms on the planet have something like a nervous system, with external connections, and form a large scale meta-organism.

      There's smaller-scale precedent for that kind of system here on Earth, from microorganisms that can exist independently or form colonies that you'd swear were multicellular organisms (such as slime molds) to your own body, which is composed of many cells, most of which are actually bacteria.

      The science isn't half bad, for a movie. There was a pretty good writeup about the things they got right and the things they got wrong (they did put a lot of thought into the science). I thought it was on badastronomy.com but I can't find it now.

    71. Re:Science Fiction? by joocemann · · Score: 1

      I just saw it last weekend, and I gotta say.. Science Fiction? Not much. Science Fantasy is more like it.

      Just a few things threw me off. I loved most of the movie. And for a while I believed the blue people were spiritual in the same way humans were.. in ritual and what not...

      But instead it turned out to be a magical spiritual world, and a collective thought borg of trees and animals.. and those that .. died?

      A fantastic adventure, but really just lost me as a caring viewer. I prefer things to be more rational.

      As a life sciences student, I saw the movie in a different way. I felt the world they lived in was actually representative/metaphor of our own complex symbiotic ecosystems and natural origins, but that they had to present a more simplified and entertaining approach so that the layman could understand it easily.

      I felt the movie was basically a demonstration of the conflict between the people's drive for peaceful unity and the pressures of an interest that places the value of resource over the value of life. The point being that the resource was not essential to maintain life, but life would be taken to acquire it for its economic value.

    72. Re:Science Fiction? by Feanturi · · Score: 1

      It made me think more of Frank Herbert's "The Jesus Incident", "The Lazarus Effect", and "The Ascension Factor". The world is even called Pandora. It's very hostile and everything will kill you, and the kelp in the sea is sentient and interconnected around the whole planet. Alpha Centauri always reminded me of Pandora too. Actually some of it I am certain was directly ripped off from the books I mention.

    73. Re:Science Fiction? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "And yes "good artists borrow and great artists steal."

      Who said that first? Keith Richards, or Jimmy Page?

      :)

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    74. Re:Science Fiction? by JerryLove · · Score: 1

      "lacks subtlty" and "kind of cliche'"?

      OK. I'll agree with both of those complaints about Avatar. I would very much have liked to see a more nuance'd movie: though I suspect that nuance would hurt rather than help box office totals.

    75. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      er...could you run that last bit by me again, the bit were you seem to suggest that avatar isn't an american movie...? [minute nostril laugh]

    76. Re:Science Fiction? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Gaia concept in the latter part of the Foundation series (1982) is a fictionalization of the actual Gaia hypothesis, by James Lovelock (1960's). Asimov used the idea more than once (Nemesis, 1989). The Avatar Gaia is more similar to the original Lovelock Gaia than is Asimov's in that Cameron uses chemical/electrical connections between organisms instead of telepathy.

    77. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They weren't space cats, they lived on a forest planet.

      If that planet isn't earth, then where is it? In SPACE, that's fucking where.

    78. Re:Science Fiction? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Though I know you're joking, it's actually not at all like the Independence Day stupidity of the Mac connecting to an alien computer.

      In Avatar, the avatars were genetically engineered to be, essentially, Na'vi bodies, but to allow human beings to jack into them. This means that, at least as far as the bio network is concerned, they should be essentially the same as regular Na'vi. Getting into that network via those means would be easy - they don't need to understand the network because the genes know how to do that. Sigourney Weaver's team took years to develop the avatar bodies, and it was considered a work of genius. Advanced from our technology, for sure, but entirely reasonable.

      In Independence Day, Jeff Goldblum used a Powerbook to hack an interface between two entirely different computing structures in the space of what, about 24 hours? Not only that, but to do it, it'd mean he'd have to reverse engineer their systems (requiring translating everything from an essentially unknown language that even people working on it for 30-40 years hadn't figured out among other things), and find weaknesses in their system. Even people who are incredibly skilled at hacking human systems generally need more than a few minutes and a text editor to completely compromise a system that was made by people. All of this puts the Independence Day stuff squarely in the realm of fantasy with some sci-fi elements.

      Comparing the two is doing a disservice to a movie that, for all its flaws, wasn't the abortion of science and technology that most "sci-fi" films tend to be.

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    79. Re:Science Fiction? by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Yeah and GUESS WHERE THAT PLANET IS?!

      Damn space monkey.

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    80. Re:Science Fiction? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I just saw it last weekend, and I gotta say.. Science Fiction? Not much. Science Fantasy is more like it.

      Fantasy and Fiction are at their most basic definitions the same thing (not to be confused with High Fantasy). Where is the Science part in Avatar?

      can we just agree it's Fantasy and drop the Science part?

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    81. Re:Science Fiction? by arcmay · · Score: 3, Funny

      Forget predicting...I dare you to explain the end of Primer, even after seeing it.

    82. Re:Science Fiction? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yes, scads of habitable planets, from the interior to the periphery of a solar system. Very realistic, that.

    83. Re:Science Fiction? by tsa · · Score: 1

      IMO that was the most brilliant thing about the movie: it showed in a very direct and convincing way how the people with the best weapons justified their actions, and what the impact of their actions was on the local people. And it's not only the killing of native Americans that this movie is about, but ALL the atrocities the Western people have inflicted upon the peoples they colonized and exploited over the centuries.

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    84. Re:Science Fiction? by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Is there a stereoscopic torrent out? Just needs to be double width, side by side left and right. I ask because some of us living here in the future have stereoscopic displays but only video games to play on them :(

    85. Re:Science Fiction? by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. The previews make it look like just another big-budget CGI thrill-ride. It isthat, but it is also much, much more. Yes, the story's been done before, but never quite so well, from both aesthetic and philosophical points of view. Besides, the right-wing cranks are having a spaz over it, so it gets an extra star from for just for that alone.

    86. Re:Science Fiction? by joh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's more to that -- did you notice that *all* the animals have six limbs and only the Na'vi have four? Looks to me as if they didn't originate there at all. They came from elsewhere and if you want to have a nice plot, they probably destroyed their home planet, got to Pandora and, having learned their lesson all too well, engineered themselves and the life there to get along perfectly without any visible technology needed anymore.

      In the sequel Sully will then discover the old Na'vi spacecraft hidden away somewhere and use it to fight back the returning Earthlings...

      Anyway, I'm looking forward to the sequels. I went and saw Avatar a second time after I read up a bit about the background and found it to be an extremely well executed SF movie then. Best I've seen in a long time, really. The story is not really original, but most stories aren't.

    87. Re:Science Fiction? by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Whenever someone looks into a microscope you can see the light it projects through the eyepiece reflecting off of their eye. Cool stuff.

    88. Re:Science Fiction? by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      Actually, quite a few details in Firefly were rather well thought through( the lack of sound in space, the use of ~ancient~ technology on frontier planets, the way human culture and society evolved, just to name a few). Yes, it didn't get everything right (and failed to explain certain points), but all in all, I found the world in Firefly much more believable than the world in Avatar.

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    89. Re:Science Fiction? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      But instead it turned out to be a magical spiritual world,

      What's magical and spiritual about a bunch of frickin' trees forming some sort of neural network?

      Those trees failed at performing actual magic any time given half a chance. Heal the wounded? Nope. Raise the dead? Nope. Smite the invaders with lightning bolts, earthquakes and fire from the sky? Nope, just a bunch of aggressive animals.

      If you want magic, watch Star Wars. You can't poke a probe into the Force. You can poke a probe into the trees and investigate them.

      and a collective thought borg of trees and animals.. and those that .. died?

      So it's magic to remember the dead, or leave some records for the time after your death? Duh, we must be living in a very magical world then.

    90. Re:Science Fiction? by donaggie03 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The point GP was trying to make was that YOU didn't do anything to the Native Americans. GP did nothing to Native Americans. So what if your great great grandfather was a racist or whatever. The point is, no one alive today was part of that story, so no one alive today should feel guilty about it. Learn from it? Sure! But guilty? Hardly.

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    91. Re:Science Fiction? by denzacar · · Score: 1

      it's a mix of Dances with Wolves and Fern Gully (and potentially about 30 other movies in which this concept of gung-ho-soldier-meets-and-loves-the-natives has been done to death), although it does strike chords with a few present day "situations". The main appeal is the graphics, the atmosphere, surroundings and facial expressions of the macrosmurfs.

      it's a mix of The Thing from Another World and Forbidden Planet and Planet of the Vampires (and potentially about 30 other movies in which this concept of strange-creature-terrorizes-the-crew-of-a-ship has been done to death), although it does strike chords with a few present day "situations". The main appeal is the visual effects, the atmosphere, surroundings and creature's costume.

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    92. Re:Science Fiction? by MakinBacon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In a nutshell: The Americans/Europeans drive natives off of their land: IN SPAAAAAACCCEEEE! It is a really good movie, though, despite its somewhat cliched plot.

    93. Re:Science Fiction? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I was specifically referring to the Transcendence victory.

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    94. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish.

    95. Re:Science Fiction? by Lil'wombat · · Score: 1

      South Park said it best: Dances with Smurfs

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    96. Re:Science Fiction? by Zerth · · Score: 1

      SPOILERS
      SPOILERS
      SPOILERS

      Humans are mining an alien planet for a special mineral worth lots, primitive natives harass them and also happen to live on top of a large vein of it.

      Protagonist is an ex-jarhead paraplegic that is twin to a scientist who got shot before the movie.
      The scientist twin and some others are studying the natives by tele-operating clones, because the aliens are 15 ft tall and breathe methane.
      The tele-operated clones require the operator to have the similar DNA
      Jarhead protagonist initially sides with the mining corp and intends to get the natives to move out

      Jarhead meets blue girl, goes Dances with Wolves, becomes part of the tribe, gets laid.
      Jarhead now sides with natives

      Mining co gets tired of waiting and "Shock and Awes" the giant tree the natives live in
      Jarhead convinces natives to fight back
      Natives beat high-tech with the aid of the semi-sentient planet

      Jarhead gets consciousness permanently installed in blue clone and lives happily ever after with Smurfette

      The end

    97. Re:Science Fiction? by fwarren · · Score: 1

      Well they don't talk about what will happen next. To mine an ore that is 20 million an ounce can be done on a plant with no life. Humans will just come back and pound the planet from orbit with nukes. Then take what they want.

      The navi will all be dead now in 6 to 10 years.

      A very uplifting story overall.

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    98. Re:Science Fiction? by Jawn98685 · · Score: 1

      I think you're being a bit short on your thinking. Where you saw some kind of magical ritual and spirit living on, I saw a high-speed universal neural interface that allowed a user to take control of local resources as necessary, and also was capable of downloading memories from an organic platform into something a little more permanent/distributed when that organic platform wasn't viable.

      Just because the basis for their technology wasn't the same as ours is not a reason to dismiss it as fantasy...

      Well said. Arthur C. Clarke put it even more succinctly, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Speaking for myself, I've lived long enough, or perhaps hard enough, to have learned that we should be very careful about dismissing things as "fantasy". I am a pilot. The "technology" which enables me to fly is quite mundane - simple aerodynamics and an internal combustion engine (no glider time in my log). My great, great grandfather, and certainly his father, would have laughed at the notion of man being able to fly. Were I able to take my Cessna through time and land on the road in front of Great-Great-Grandpa's house, fear and/or wonder at such a "magic" conveyance would be expected, it's technology being so far removed from anything in his experience. By the same token, his ability to "smell" rain coming, hours in advance of it's actual appearance, something of a mundane but nevertheless vitally useful skill for a man of his time in his world (American Midwest), seems almost magical to me. For either of us, the other's "magic" (my command of stick and rudder, and his knack for predicting the weather) is actually nothing more than an attunement to, or mastery of, real and knowable physical realities.

    99. Re:Science Fiction? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Odds are that the house you are in RIGHT NOW was taken by a cascade of force, torture, and broken promises from a native peoples that, largely, welcomed your forefathers with open arms.

      That's completely false. First off, only a portion of the native population were friendly, the rest scalped white people whenever they could find them, and hung the scalps from their belts as trophies. There were a few friendly native nations, but a great many were hostile.

      Second, the natives themselves were constantly at war with each other, taking land and property by a "cascade of force, torture, and broken promises". The Europeans were simply a new player in the game, and they won. Yes, dirty deals were made by unscrupulous Europeans, but at the same time the native population never claimed any land. In their minds it was they who were scamming the newcomers. "You want to pay us to use land that we don't own? SURE! Sounds wonderful!". They only really lost out because the Europeans DID claim land, and vigorously defended it.

      This idea that the native American population was kindhearted and gentle and severely wronged by the European invaders is foolish and not based in reality.

      Third, I don't know a whole lot of people who live in houses over 100 years old, and the native americans never claimed ownership of any land. So who, exactly, is living in a house that was taken by "a cascade of force, torture, and broken promises from a native peoples that, largely, welcomed your forefathers with open arms"?

      You are living in a fantasy land. The fact is, the newcomers played the same game the native's were playing, the newcomers were just better equiped, and so they won. In fact, I personally think that, while it is a nice gesture to try to allow natives to live as they once did by giving them their own land to do with as they will (aka reservations), in practice it does more harm than good. Better to just intigrate.

      There is nothing for a modern American to feel guilty for, and in fact any guilt at all is based on a lack of understanding of history.

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    100. Re:Science Fiction? by Liambp · · Score: 1

      I went to see it with my very reluctant wife and she loved it. Thinking about it later I realised that Avatar isn't Science Fiction it is a Fairy Story. Personally I thought it was great.

    101. Re:Science Fiction? by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I saw it on a normal theater screen, not IMAX, but I found the 3d extremely impressive, definitely the #1 reason to pony up for a theater experience (and it is expensive, by far the most I ever paid for a ticket). I would be a little surprised if 3d doesn't become the norm (like color) because it is "just like being there."

    102. Re:Science Fiction? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Hold the phone there. In Independence Day the United States had been studying the alien craft for decades, it's entirely probably that computer technology was based on that study. His mac was simply using a known, existing connection to the alien ship which was then connecting to the mothership.

      A network bridge isn't some mystical, magical technology is it?

    103. Re:Science Fiction? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      (but then again, Tolkien wasn't really an American).

      Not really? Not at all.

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    104. Re:Science Fiction? by Drethon · · Score: 0

      I agree with that perspective. The entirety of Pandora seems like a geneticly engineered planet. Perhaps the inhabitants decided they didn't care for technology and the smurfs are their distant discendants who have completely forgotten about technology...

    105. Re:Science Fiction? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      The plot is just a barely acceptable excuse for the effects

      Why couldn't it have both?

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    106. Re:Science Fiction? by Phrogman · · Score: 1

      Funny true story. StarWars is not original.

      Lucas wanted to make a swashbuckling movie, he just put it in space. He hired as a consultant the man who wrote "the Hero with a Thousand Faces", about the commonality of archtypes in stories around the world and throughout history: and Star Wars follows this pattern very rigidly (and repeates it in Empire)

      Don't get me wrong: I *love* Star Wars. But this complaint that Avatar is not original ignores that noting is original.

      The "consultant who wrote The Hero with a Thousand Faces" was Joseph Campbell - not some unknown numpty. He is quite well respected as an authority on the subject

      Yes, Star Wars is not original - in the sense that no story is ever original, so it includes pretty much every movie ever made - because it follows principles that more or less define how a story can seem epic and meaningful to humans universally. This is of course true of just about every other story ever told that you can recall the details of, since Campbell has analyzed how we tell stories as humans.

      However, in reference to movies the word Unoriginal is usually reserved for instances where a movie plot - or elements thereof - have been copied more or less transparently from some other movie or story. This is not the case with Star Wars. Point to the plot elements that have been derived from any one particular source, particularly another movie. Its been borrowed from every story ever told effectively. Yes, he borrowed some window-dressing stuff like imitating WWII combat chatter and film footage, but that's not really plot elements to speak of, its special effects and cinematics. It could have been filmed differently and it wouldn't have changed the story noticeably.

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    107. Re:Science Fiction? by louisadkins · · Score: 1

      According to the Wiki for the movie world, that's not going to be likely.

      Quote: "The Resources Development Administration, or RDA is the largest single military organization in human space. Its power is such that it outmatches most Earth governments in wealth, political influence, and military capability. The RDA has monopoly rights to all products shipped, derived, or developed from Pandora and any other off-Earth location. These rights were granted to the RDA in perpetuity by the Interplanetary Commerce Administration (ICA), with the stipulation that they abide by a treaty that prohibits weapons of mass destruction and limits military power in space."

    108. Re:Science Fiction? by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I found it odd that the invaders found it necessary to go straight down when mining, instead of mining at an angle, as though strip mining was the only option. Given the technology they had, there probably was not much of a reason they couldn't have worked around the Navi's requirements and still gotten to the ore.

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    109. Re:Science Fiction? by DevNull+Ogre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's Pocahontas / Dances with Wolves, but with really amazing special effects.

    110. Re:Science Fiction? by jbezorg · · Score: 1

      I'm trying to figure out just what the fuck this movie IS about...or have the gist of it before I go see it.

      Think: "Dances with Blue Aliens"

      I still like it though :)

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    111. Re:Science Fiction? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Odds are that the house you are in RIGHT NOW was taken by a cascade of force, torture, and broken promises from a native peoples that, largely, welcomed your forefathers with open arms. Not feeling any guilt at all about that really shows a deficiency in patriotism.

      If your father stole the life savings from a dying nun and used it to give you a lavish lifestyle, wouldn't you feel guilty when you found out? (If not, I suggest psychological evaluation: you may be a sociopath.) Enjoying the fruits of bad behavior is tantamount to supporting bad behavior, ergo guilt."

      Hmm...the house I live in is fairly old, but, not nearly old enough to have belonged to indians. There are some VERY old houses in New Orleans, but, at that, I dare say few of them were wrested from native Americans by force torture or broken promises. Hell, even if they were, it would be hard to say if it was the fault of the Spanish, the French or, eventually, the US.

      As for the money from a dying nun? Well, I doubt a nun would have much of a life savings that would fund a lavish lifestyle, but, even if that were somehow a given in this scenario, I'd assume the nun was now dead and the money is even more of no use to her. I'd be happy to have the money and enjoy it. No, I'd feel no guilt. I might not think quite as highly of my Dad....but, I'd still have no problems enjoying my lifestyle and going on with my life.

      I don't think I'm a sociopath...but, I do look out for #1 above and beyond all others. I like friends and family, and I am happy to help out....until it comes down to a choice between myself, and anyone else. I will ALWAYS choose myself. As far as I know, you're only given one life and one shot in this world, and to me, my life and path through life trumps anyone elses if it comes down to that. Until it hits that point, I'm live and let live.

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    112. Re:Science Fiction? by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

      ...creating depth by making the background blurry doesn't impress...

      You must not be impressed with reality as well. Non-focus objects outside the current visual depth of field (dependent on the aperture) are always blurry. Making this so in the CGI makes it *more* realistic than having everything in focus.

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    113. Re:Science Fiction? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Cameron and co evidently wrote a 5000-page "bible" for his universe, I think a LOT of thought has gone into everything.

      I don't know if the info at http://www.pandorapedia.com/ comes from a Cameron approved source, but it sure doesn't look like some fanboy just "made it up"; the detail is fascinating. Take for instance this excerpt about the design of the starship we see at the beginning:

      http://www.pandorapedia.com/doku.php/isv_venture_star

      Engines: Two, arranged symmetrically in a tractor configuration. They are angled outward a few degrees off the ship’s longitudinal axis so their exhaust plumes bypass the ship’s structure. This results in a slight cosine loss to thrust efficiency, and the body of the ship must be shielded from the plume’s thermal radiation, but the mass-savings advantage of a tensile structure outweigh these disadvantages. Since a very long truss is needed to separate the habitable section of the ship from the engines which produce large amounts of radiation, such a structure would be prohibitively massive if it were a conventional space-frame truss designed for compressive loading. But the carbon-nanotube composite tensile-truss creates the necessary stand-off distance at one tenth the mass. Essentially it is a tow cable with enough torsional rigidity to allow the ship to maneuver, including the pitch-over maneuver which must be performed to turn 180 degrees for the deceleration burn when inbound to Pandora.

      Awesome.

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    114. Re:Science Fiction? by Sebilrazen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't forget the casinos.

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    115. Re:Science Fiction? by vakuona · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think there exist people who are never happy with anything that is meant to have broad appeal. The cliche "you can't please everyone" is very apt here.

    116. Re:Science Fiction? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      According to the Pandorapedia, the starship we see at the beginning is only one of twelve in a constant supply chain. The round-trip time is given as 14.5 years, so one may posit that 5-6 ships are already en route, with the next one due to arrive in about a year.

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    117. Re:Science Fiction? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      That's not really fair, nor accurate. Big budget movies, aimed to appeal to as many people as possible (and most often in the cases of blockbusters, that means 14 year olds) do have a very predictable plot.

      Except for The Dark Knight, or Empire Strikes Back, or Wrath of Khan, or, well, a lot of movies.

      Even if we start from the presumption that the protagonist will survive, it's often very unclear what kind of world they'll end up with when they win, or the drama comes from trying to piece out how the hero will work the ending -- see Sherlock Holmes for a sorta clumsy example of this.

      The few movies that do have large budgets tend to have very predictable plots.

      Except The Pianist, or City of Lost Children, or any Harry Potter film (I never read any of the books and found each storyling sufficiently novel and surprising). Actually, there are a lot of big-budget European and Chinese films that are very good, and while Japan isn't really known for its live-action, anime production isn't exactly cheap either. Again, the hero's success is assured, it's really about how he does it.

      It's also worth remembering too that many, if not most US big budget studio movies are actually funded by Germans, or consortiums that include plenty of Europeans

      Angela Merkel closed the tax loophole a few years ago, and ever since the decline of the US$ production in LA and the US in general has been way up, thank you very much. The Germans and French were just using their production service companies as tax dodges anyways; all of the physical production was always happening in the US, and the question of money was always a question of "Do we pay a 10% production service fee to Hans and let him take the loss risk, or fund it ourselves and take the risk ourselves?" The profit off of these films always went back to the US of A (woohoo?)

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    118. Re:Science Fiction? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      You don't even need to go so far afield as flight: in my pocket I have a magical device capable of letting me talk to anyone, anywhere in the world, as long as I know the proper incantation. It also lets me question unseen but vastly knowledgeable sources I don't fully comprehend when I need to know something. Who knew an iPhone was pure magic?

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    119. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are many comments about Avatar, being samey? FYI, the characters and situations, can be informatviely described as Archetypal.

      Read C.G.Jung, but never read him as literature. It goes deeper and is personal.

      Joesph Campbell, wrote "The Hero with a 1000 faces," had read Jung. Joe did not write for Lucas, but is standard reading for "script writers." Hence, Joe was happy to comment about Lucas (while still alive), in "Joseph Campbell and the Power of Myth (1988)."

      Sad to see so much nihilism on these posts, but there it goes. So much "intellectual energy," not to say ranting, that completely misunderstands the story.

    120. Re:Science Fiction? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      I don't think there was anything in that movie (except, perhaps, ironically, for the near light-speed travel the humans used) that wasn't feasible

      It appears a lot of thought went into that as well, the Pandorapedia* goes into a lot of detail on that starship we see: http://www.pandorapedia.com/doku.php/isv_venture_star

      It even posits a propulsion system (photons produced from matter/anti-matter annihilation, magnetically accelerated by the superconducting Unobtainium) that seems, at least to a layman like myself, to be plausible. They then accelerate over 6 months to 0.7C.

      Huge kudos for not skipping/cheating on the whole interstellar travel physics like, well, pretty much every other sci-fi movie ever made.

      *Disclaimer: I don't know if the info on Pandorapedia comes from a Cameron approved source, but it sure looks like more than your typical fanboy post-hocs.

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    121. Re:Science Fiction? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1
      Summary:

      Given that the big alternatives were Sherlock Holmes or Alvin & the Chipmunks, I think the winner was clear.

      What was so bad about Sherlock Holmes? If I were out on a date I would much rather take her to see Sherlock Holmes than Avatar. Sure, Avatar was good, but much of it was also very hokey and childish. You wouldn't take a date out to a Disney movie as long as there were other good live-action ones, would you?

      Well, given the percentage of WoW-playing Furries on Slashdot coupled with the abundance of fleeting Na'vi foot and butt-shots in Avatar, I'm not at all surprised of its popularity here.

    122. Re:Science Fiction? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Check this out if you haven't already: http://www.pandorapedia.com/doku.php/isv_venture_star

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    123. Re:Science Fiction? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Point to the plot elements that have been derived from any one particular source, particularly another movie.

      Ehem...

      To wit...

      George Lucas has acknowledged the influence of The Hidden Fortress on Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, particularly in the technique of telling the story from the points of view of the film's lowliest characters, C-3PO and R2-D2.[1] Kurosawa's use of frame wipes (sometimes cleverly hidden by motion within the frame) as a transition device also influenced Star Wars.

      So you're statement, then, is that 'every movie ever made' contains C-3PO and R2-D2? Or are we willing to entertain the idea that this was a direct rip? If you consider earlier drafts of the script you'd note that while the resultant story was a collaborative effort, the original one was a remake of the film linked above. Almost character-for-character.

      Also, and I'll admit this is a nit, but the original trilogy was really only one movie.

      A New Hope - Exposition about the Characters and the Force/Jedi's Battle and someone blows up the Death Star

      Empire - Exposition about the Characters and the Force

      Jedi - Jedi's Battle and someone blows up the Death Star

      I'll assume that it may not be stealing when sourcing your own works, but it can't necessarily be called 'original' either.

    124. Re:Science Fiction? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      But the visuals, WOW, amazing. It was like seeing a movie for the first time again. This was the first 3d movie I've seen in a theater (well, in at least 20 years) and I'm glad it was, because the effect is amazing and this movie does it very well.

      And how often do you want to repeat that experience? Do you want every movie that comes out to be 3D?

      Personally, I thought the 3D was very good also. I kept shifting in my seat to get out of the way of people who seemed to be walking out of the movie screen at me. I have to agree it was a novelty. But I wouldn't want to have to wear special glasses to every movie I go to, and I think that the 3D would have been a distraction even in Avatar, had this been a better movie. I think ducking when stuff flies around in the movie is a distraction that actually reduces your immersion in the pretend-world of the movie. To the extent that the illusion draws attention to itself ("see what a great illusion I am? Take that!"), it counteracts itself.

      Of course, when the movie has a terrible story-line, distractions help, and novelty is a box-office draw.

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    125. Re:Science Fiction? by Cousarr · · Score: 1

      To be honest, I felt that this movie came as close to hard sci-fi as you could expect from Hollywood. Nothing was dismissed with handwaiving or technobabble. Without boring the average viewer who has no idea what magnetic flux and gaia theory are they were able to put in little one-liners here and there that allowed the more informed viewers to connect the dots and see that everything made some kind of sense. I'm the kind of guy that finds it hard to suspend disbelief in a movie when some sort of orbital insertion craft instead of doing a de-orbit burn burns straight towards the planet. Throughout watching all of this movie I never felt as if I was required to suspend disbelief as even when presented with the unbelievable I had already been given enough hints to the science to explain it or knew it would be coming shortly.

    126. Re:Science Fiction? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      Except they made a point that they hadn't made much progress, and specifically that his figuring out any of the codes made them all look bad. Further, they had no power for any of the technology, so they couldn't read any of the computer stuff. It was *completely* implausible based on the scenario as presented in the movie.

      Had they not made a point of the total cluelessness of the scientests who'd been working on the project, I'd agree with you. But they did make a point of it, so it wound up being much, much dumber than it could have been.

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    127. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny, I know African Americans who still try and make me feel bad about the whole slavery business.

    128. Re:Science Fiction? by Xypheri · · Score: 1

      Remember Furn Gully? There you have seen the whole movie right there.

    129. Re:Science Fiction? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      Funny true story. StarWars is not original.

      Lucas wanted to make a swashbuckling movie, he just put it in space. ...

      Don't get me wrong: I *love* Star Wars. But this complaint that Avatar is not original ignores that noting is original.

      Most really good stories are made from staple ingredients. Those ingredients are the big things: love, betrayal, the conflict between principles and selfishness, growing up, growing old, and dying. Those things are big because they are what matters to people. The art lies in how those ingredients are combined; the highest art lies in combining familiar elements in a new and surprising way. That is the only kind of originality that is possible. That's what the first Star Wars did, and it was original.

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    130. Re:Science Fiction? by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      That's nice in happy magic land.

      Would you care to guess how many similar treaties and agreements with native americans, africans, indians, chinese, were written and then ignored and breached by companies and countries?

      How about constitutional law in the United States which is the highest law of the land and constantly eroded, breached, and flouted by the rich and powerful.

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    131. Re:Science Fiction? by DrVomact · · Score: 1

      They try to root it in the scientifically plausible, yet unlikely, ideas.

      Watch how fast I can make is plausable.

      What if the biosphere of Pandora was deliberately manipulated at some point in the past? What if the planetary network is a designed thing, as is the ability of Pandorian life to interface with it?

      Designed? Yes! By God ! See how fast I unfixed that for you?

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    132. Re:Science Fiction? by JerryLove · · Score: 1

      Believable and realistic are not the same thing. (and didn't your other example, Dark Star, end with a guy in a space-suit surfing on a broken piece of space-ship?).

      I've looked at Africa, and there are cars and assault rifles.

      Firefly isn't consistant about the lack of sound in space. Like most producers (say JJAbrams and StarTrek), Joss *knows* their is no sound in space, but he also knows that often makes for bad film. So sometimes he uses no sound, and other times he uses sound.

      Of course, there's no way to know what the reality of an unprecedented evolution of culture would be like. There's nothing to compare it to.

      I think my point is: the science is *really* bad in Firefly. The science is far better than average in Avatar.

    133. Re:Science Fiction? by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      Why do you hate hating America?

    134. Re:Science Fiction? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I actually thought the 3D effects of the movie were minimal and more detracting from the whole than if it were just standard. As for predictable movies, it's the same for most movies (at least for me) no matter where they are filmed. Humans, as a whole, have the same basic desires... Americans tend to root for the underdog a little more in their movies, but not by too much. The guy you want to get the girl always does in every film I've ever seen and the "good guy" always wins, no matter where the movie is made. Of course there are exceptions, but as generalizations go, I haven't seen much difference in films written or filmed in other countries than those I've seen in the US.

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    135. Re:Science Fiction? by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      hmm ... my mention of "Dark Star" wasn't really serious ... unless you expect aliens to look like inflatable beach balls ;)

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    136. Re:Science Fiction? by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      I disagree. The special effects/CGI was relevant to the plot. The 3-D was icing on the cake, and I found it uncomfortable to watch. This may have been in part due to the poor seats we had (close and to the side). The plot itself of course was fairly mundane, but it was a fun movie.

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    137. Re:Science Fiction? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I felt exactly the same way. My daughter wanted to see it, and some friends gave me the idea of the plot, which you could get from the previews though perhaps not as clearly, and we saw it. It's the same story... "tough guy" finds a heart he (or other people) didn't know he had and is really a "good guy" underneath. He gets the girl and the true bad guy gets what's due to him because he's so one sided and cliche (right down to his tattoos and scars).

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    138. Re:Science Fiction? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Neither. It was Pablo Picasso.

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    139. Re:Science Fiction? by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

      The CG effects were worth every penny. I saw it in IMAX 3D and wished I hadn't. The depth factor makes you want to focus to other things in the background because they are so beautifully done. Only, you can't, because they're blurred out by the camera that's focusing on the actor's face, which in my opinion was a lot less watchable than the beautiful detail in the background. Note to film makers: if you're going to make it viewable in 3D, PLEASE keep everything in focus so that the audience can choose what they would like to focus on. It multiplies the immersion factor. Keeping the background out of focus is telling your viewer, "this is not 3D because you can only look at what I want you to look at". That's ok to do in 2D, but not when the perception of depth is that much more pronounced. That's the impression I came away with, anyway. PS> If they do release a 3D version where everything is in focus, I'd watch it again and a few more times in a heartbeat. As of now though, I could have spent that money and time on better things.

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    140. Re:Science Fiction? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I swear we saw different movies. I didn't see anything in 3D that added to the movie at all. I could only tell a couple of things were 3D for that matter. Everything else could have been done with standard filming techniques. It was fantastic cinematography but I didn't think the 3D did anything but make my head hurt because those glasses suck.

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    141. Re:Science Fiction? by Icarium · · Score: 1

      The magic mineral didn't appear to occur in veins and was found at or very near the surface, which makes quarrying the most effective method of mining it. I wouldn't go with nukes though - radiation makes it a bit messy.

    142. Re:Science Fiction? by elsJake · · Score: 1

      In my case the 3D glasses fit over my regular , i think most if not all 3D glasses are built the same these days so you have a pretty good shot at it.

    143. Re:Science Fiction? by Caraig · · Score: 1

      I could *never* see movies with the red/blue 3D glasses. My eyes just aren't able to handle it.

      That being said, somehow, this worked. I wore the glasses over my own, and a few times I found myself trying to whack away insects on the screen that looked like they were a bit too close.

      The glasses fit reasonably well over mine and did not impair viewing the movie at all.

      By all means, see it in 3D if you possibly can.

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    144. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 3D aspect and the CG effects were worth every penny that I spent on a ticket

      You spent a penny on the ticket? Fnarr, fnarr, fnaar!

    145. Re:Science Fiction? by Caraig · · Score: 1

      This is an increasingly common theory.

      For further grist for the mill, consider this:

      Why are all the animals hexapedal and quadrocular... EXCEPT the Na'vi? And yet, they can all interact with those tendrils....

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    146. Re:Science Fiction? by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      It should be cannon. The domain is registered to Fox (http://www.whois.net/whois/pandorapedia.com).

    147. Re:Science Fiction? by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      I suspect that's because it looked more like what you think a habitable world would look like. GP made some very good points about the realism of the show as far as science goes. Avatar chose to focus on different aspects of science, obviously, and those stand out as obvious things that many movies get wrong, while some of the other things (such as why there was no bioluminescence before Sully lit his torch but there was after it was extinguished) were overlooked for the sake of pushing the plot along.

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    148. Re:Science Fiction? by Caraig · · Score: 1

      Actually, they're pretty specific that the starships used by Humans were all slower-than-light, just really, really fast, in that it takes six years to get to Alpha Centauri where Pandora is. Specificaly, they use a sort of antimatter-enriched fusion torch (possibly proton-proton fusion) that cruises at 1.5G for about half a year. So it's pretty far out there as far as current material and propulsion sciences. But 'unobtanium' is also noted as being used in building the starships; with room-temp superconductors, maybe AM-enriched PP fusion torches are possible in some way.

      The design of the starship itself was spot-on, too. It's a variant of the Valkyrie design, though it didn't have the droplet-expelled micrometeorite shield or the specific drive that Valkyrie uses. Still, it doesn't look like a traditional Hollywood spaceship, and I have to say I'm diggin' it. =)

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    149. Re:Science Fiction? by Mr2001 · · Score: 1

      I wear glasses and saw it in Imax 3D as well. They fit just fine. I didn't look at the rack too closely, but it looked like they had two types of 3D glasses, a goggle-type to fit over eyeglasses and a smaller one for everyone else.

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    150. Re:Science Fiction? by TheoMurpse · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think it was aimed at the American market (possibly still guilty at killing all the indians or something) but it didn't engage me and like you the plot was obvious after about the first 10 minutes.

      I'm not sure. I was talking to a friend in Australia and he said when he watched the film and someone referred to the Na'vi as "aborigines" who needed to be civilized or killed or something (I haven't seen the film yet), the entire theater full of WASPy Australians freaked out.

      The film could equally be seen as targeting the massive amount of racism aimed at Australian Aborigines, no?

    151. Re:Science Fiction? by Caraig · · Score: 1

      It's harder than most, depending on the interpretation you have of Eywa. Listening to Sigourney Weaver's dialogue underscores that; what WOULD a world-spanning biological electrochemical network look and act like?

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    152. Re:Science Fiction? by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      I've always felt it to seem stupid when you go overboard explaining things to the audience like that, because nobody would ever do that if they were real people in that setting. If you get on your private jet and ask your pilot to fly you to Hawaii, he doesn't explain to you about jet streams and air currents and how the earth is round so the best route is curved, not a straight line on the map. Nope, he knows that, and you don't care. If I see a special on Discovery about how the rovers get to Mars, I'd love if they discussed the orbital mechanics of getting out there. If it's in the future and I'm getting on a space plane for Mars, I don't expect the captain to bore everybody with a lecture on orbital mechanics, though.

      I mean, imagine how that would work "Wash, I need you to get us to Persephone" "Sure thing, I'll just plot out the proper translational orbit to carry us over there, then our engines will start accelerating the reaction-mass ions to 0.99c, and the gravity generators will cancel out the accelerative force from our inertia, so we won't all turn to jelly." "Blah blah blah, I'll be in the mess." Really, if they have gravity generators so its cheap to film, I'm sure they can use their artificial gravitons to cancel out the Gs from acceleration. Further, you have no way of knowing that Serenity doesn't use an ion engine that shoots small amounts of stuff out at relativistic speeds, they never said either way, and their engine thingy at the back sure looks like it shoots something out sometimes. It sure does in an atmosphere!

      As for number of livable worlds? It's established in one of the first episodes that they're all terraformed, likely well in advance of the colony ships carrying all/the bulk of the people and animals. An unusual number? Not really. Our solar system has 4 rocky plants at the core, though Mercury it too close to be livable. In Serenity I think there are 5 rocky planets, all in a livable range of the sun. Unlikely? How the fuck would you know, based on our current n=1 study of the full layout of solar systems? Yeah, we have 3, but that's the most anybody could ever have! Five is right out! Our solar system has 2 gas giants that are somewhat close to the sun, with over 120 moons between them. Sure, only a couple of those are of significant size, but that's not really the point. The point is, it's not inconceivable to find a star system with 5 rocky planets in the liquid water range from the sun, plus also a jupiter+ sized gas giant in the same range. If, like Jupiter, said gas giant has a massive magnetic field, its moons would be protected from the solar wind, and could probably support a nice dense atmosphere of whatever the terraformers decide to put there. And maybe that gas giant has 12 or 20 or however many you want moons, and they're all bigger than our moon, maybe even as big as mars! Remember, Titan is able to hold a thicker atmosphere than Earth, and it's not even Mars sized. Anyways, yeah, it would be some kind of expensive to film scenes on these moons showing them having 15% of Earths gravity, so everything accelerates slower when dropped. But if most of the "moons" are mars sized and bigger, maybe most of them are 80% of earths gravity or more. So why bother? If something accelerated 20% slower on screen, could you really tell? All you're really left with is some cheap comedy by having a character fall over, and blame it on the different gravity. Assuming, of course, that space cowboys who hop from moon to moon don't have their damn "space legs" already! Oh, the moons thing also kinda dents the "drive like a boat bit". If most all of their travel is done from moon to moon around the same gas giant, they likely wouldn't need to bother with transitional orbits nearly so much, and it would explain how they can get from moon to moon in a few days to a week or so, without massive acceleration. Because they're actually kinda slow, but not going very far.

      If you grant it terraforming technology, and that they sent robots ahe

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    153. Re:Science Fiction? by InMSWeAntitrust · · Score: 1

      DVD screeners, man. Or, you know, a digital download from Netflix or something similar.

    154. Re:Science Fiction? by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 3, Informative

      Herein lies a clue as to the thematic origin of Avatar: The Word for World is Forest written by Ursula K. LeGuin, released in 1976. Of course, the background affinity with Night Elves in Nagrand can't be discounted either.

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    155. Re:Science Fiction? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I think my issue was "they can bring men and materiel 4.3 LY, and are ruthless enough to kill anything that gets in their way, yet their weapons were rather low tech in comparison to their propulsion" - it felt kind of weird. You'd think "stop at nothing mercenary group" would ruthlessly exploit any tech they could for making war. Maybe it could be a miniaturization thing, but I guess I just felt that it was a bit lacking.

      With the Na'vi, what made their tech seem consistent was that they very clearly had the attitude of "we CAN do this, but we don't do things just because we can, and we don't take it lightly even when we need to" - the humans had no such restrictions.

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    156. Re:Science Fiction? by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      Butt-shots?
      You better be talking female butts here... *starts illegal pirate download of crappy Russian theatre cam copy*

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    157. Re:Science Fiction? by Deluge · · Score: 1

      "Except The Pianist, or City of Lost Children, or any Harry Potter film"

      Pianist budget: 35M City of Lost Children budget: 18M. Hardly large budget films. As for the Potter films, if they were original screenplays, you would be right. Unfortunately the plot IS predictable in that the profitability of said plot was established through the huge book sales.

    158. Re:Science Fiction? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      The scientist twin and some others are studying the natives by tele-operating clones, because the aliens are 15 ft tall and breathe methane.

      Just a side note: The atmosphere has plenty of oxygen, and the native life is based on the same respiratory process we use. The problem for us is that carbon dioxide constitutes close to 2% of the atmosphere; that's why humans lose consciousness & die when exposed, but aren't really hurt by short exposure. They're not carrying around air supplies with them, just air filters.

      That wasn't really explained clearly in the movie, but was part of the supporting material.

    159. Re:Science Fiction? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Not just western. This is about a consistent behavior of humans, not a particular culture. I'm pretty sure an ancient Egyptian would view the basic plot as an old, familiar story.

    160. Re:Science Fiction? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      Why are all the animals hexapedal and quadrocular...

      The viperwolves, thanator, banshee and great leonopteryx appear to have only two eyes.

    161. Re:Science Fiction? by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Odds are that the house you are in RIGHT NOW was taken by a cascade of force, torture, and broken promises

      As they took it from the people before them, and they from the people before them, and so on. I took it through voluntary negotiation and peaceful dealing. Thanks; you're making me feel better about myself.

    162. Re:Science Fiction? by iluvcapra · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on your goalposts, since City of Lost Children was by far the most expensive French-produced French-language film of 1995, and The Pianist the most expensive German-produced film of 2002. By the standards of films produced in the EU for general audiences, which is what we were talking about, they were very big-budget.

      Of course the second got a lot of money from Universal Focus, but it was still made in Polish and German with a Polish crew, unlike all the copros that filter through the German/French/Spanish/UK tax havens.

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    163. Re:Science Fiction? by dkf · · Score: 1

      And it's not only the killing of native Americans that this movie is about, but ALL the atrocities the Western people have inflicted upon the peoples they colonized and exploited over the centuries.

      Remove "the Western" from that and I'd agree. Don't think that other imperialist cultures have been fundamentally nicer; there's no evidence for that whatsoever.

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    164. Re:Science Fiction? by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe, but it'll take at least 12 years time to get over there (6 before earth even knows and 6 years to get back to Pandora), and probably quite a while to create/prep the ships for the expedition.

      During that time, with the knowledge humanity left behind to back them, small outposts can be created, manned, and ready to at least knock a hole in one of those spaceships (and let's face it, it's a lot easier/cheaper to wreck something than to build it) - and very quickly it's not economically viable to wage a war 6 light-years distant.

    165. Re:Science Fiction? by pky666 · · Score: 1

      I wear glasses, and these new 3-D glasses are like the big Terminator-like "Solar Shield" sunglasses wrap around and over regular glasses. They are not uncomfortable, and no longer have the colour distortion of the red/green ones of yore. Also, Cameron was very careful to have the majority of the 3-D effects go deeper into the screen as opposed to "jumping out" of the screen at you (as is the case for most 3-D slasher flicks).

    166. Re:Science Fiction? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Not only THAT, but the Na'vi also have compatible DNA/genetics with humans. Considering that they don't even breathe the same air, that seems pretty much impossible.

      So perhaps the Na'vi decended from humans, or better still, vice-versa.

      Or, best yet, the Na'vi and humanity share a common descendant from the Space Jockey depicted in 'Alien'.

      Okay, maybe not that last one...

    167. Re:Science Fiction? by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting that despite that in the context of the movie it is clear that the blue people are actually (more or less) right about their religion (as evidenced by the communication), you still consider it to be irrational.

      In James Cameron's fictional universe he can make whatever spirituality or religion he wants true. He can show God parting the Reed Sea to let the Hebrews cross, he can show Fremen bowing in evening prayer to Shai-Hulud... or can pull this crap. A film that wants to preach religion ought to preach it like an actual religion, on its religious merits, instead of telling us a hero-story about the brave little convert who won a war by faith in his new-found god. Cameron chose the latter rather than the former, and quite frankly most of us don't like a preacher telling us anything he wants can happen in his parable because it's fiction while still using it to preach his religion.

    168. Re:Science Fiction? by timeOday · · Score: 1
      I might be wrong, but I think any kind of film could benefit from 3d. Sure, it might be subdued; a drama or romantic comedy would be shot exactly as they are now, except with a binocular camera. To me it adds something - it's not just the relief (i.e. the distance between nearest and furthest visual elements), and not just motion in the depth field (that makes you duck when something flies at you), but also how 3d allows the director to put something near to you. When Avatar showed a closeup of somebody's face, it felt close, like you were standing near them, which seems different than looking at a huge closeup from far away.

      Having wear the glasses is a bit of an issue. They fit fine over my prescription glasses, but I did notice them a few times. Also the ticket price was so high that I would only go for a special movie. But I think 3d is a much-needed differentiating feature for theaters. The home viewing experience is so good that I don't visit theaters much any more.

    169. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think he referred to those flicks as strong contenders in their own right, one with mass appeal for kids, the other heavily advertised as a must-see with superlatives all round.

      But it's like that scene from the first few seconds of Terminator: Cameron's Avatar coming up to these flicks, and saying, "Your box office. Give them to me."

      Well, given the percentage of WoW-playing Furries on Slashdot coupled with the abundance of fleeting Na'vi foot and butt-shots in Avatar, I'm not at all surprised of its popularity here

      Don't take it personally kid, he wasn't pissin on your date flick. At this point, people should be asking you to turn in your badge.

    170. Re:Science Fiction? by tsa · · Score: 1

      You and Toonol are right. It's not only Western peoples that do it.

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    171. Re:Science Fiction? by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Avatar's production company is Fox, which is owned by an Australian.

      Avatar is produced by Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation, owned by Fox Filmed Entertainment (both headquartered in Los Angeles), which in turn is a part of Fox Entertainment Group, which is owned by News Corporation (both headquartered in New York City, and both currently corporations of the state of Delaware). News Corporation is a publicly traded company on the NYSE. Mr. Murdoch, who became an American citizen in 1985, does own a large interest in NewsCorp.

      It is true that 2/3 of Avatar box-office has come from outside the US.

    172. Re:Science Fiction? by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Heh, I was thinking exactly the same thing - high orbit kinetic missiles.

      Another option - teraform. They must have the technology to change the atmosphere. So they could do that to make the air breathable for humans and (presumably) thus not breathable for the Navi. Might take a while, but then you'll end up with a breathable planet with no life and just the rock that they want.

    173. Re:Science Fiction? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Thanks, good observation.

      It is, however, still a Wiki; anyone may join and edit.

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    174. Re:Science Fiction? by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      Yeah but it was dealt with in I-Day; how many of you even watched the entirety of the credits of Independence Day to see that short scene afterwards that showed those two final surviving aliens bitching at one another that they had specifically used MacOS to control their systems because no one bothers to write trojans for them. Turns out the jokes on them. Stupid aliens.

      (he he iDay)

    175. Re:Science Fiction? by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      I just assumed it was Fern Gully 2010 : Avatar.

    176. Re:Science Fiction? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Your post flows so well into your .sig:

      With the Na'vi, what made their tech seem consistent was that they very clearly had the attitude of "we CAN do this, but we don't do things just because we can, and we don't take it lightly even when we need to" - the humans had no such restrictions.
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    177. Re:Science Fiction? by cyclomedia · · Score: 1

      I'm amazed that 95% of the posts here are moaning that the plot was too boring/simple/old. Seriously, what's wrong with knowing the plot up front whilst enjoying watching it unfold.

      Never watched the scenery while travelling, despite knowing the destination?
      Never enjoyed cooking a meal, rather than just the eating part?
      Never engaged in heavy petting or foreplay rather than just going for the orgasm as fast as possible?

      (cue /. no-sex jokes...)

      Why does a film have to be a puzzle to be solved, or a challenge to overcome? Do people really think they win points for guessing the endinge before someone else?

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    178. Re:Science Fiction? by james.m.henderson · · Score: 1

      Okay, so you don't want to be preached to. Fair enough. Most of us don't. To me all the film preaches is that it does make sense to have faith in a God if you have evidence that he exists. It really doesn't say anything about whether you should be spiritual outside of the context of Pandora.

      If you consider the plot to be cheesy (which it is), that issue is separate from how rational the religion being portrayed is.

      I see the movie and see a thought experiment asking "what if there really was some natural God or planet consciousness?". I don't see anyone trying to preach anything to me.

    179. Re:Science Fiction? by ZachPruckowski · · Score: 1

      Check out tvtropes.org BTW.. :)

      NO! DO NOT GO TO tvtropes.org! It sucks away your time more effectively than wikipedia! Run away while you still can!

    180. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it's also got a bunch of unlikely, unexplained stuff. (Spoilers follow)

      For example, why are the Na'vi the shape that they are? They are closer to human-shaped than anything on our planet, and we are closer to ape-shaped than anything on theirs. Everything else on Pandora appears to be six-limbed, hairless, with two "neural connectors". The Na'vi are bipedal, with one neural connector, protected by a sheath of hair. It's suspicious that they were able to make such a big evolutionary leap -- one that landed them almost exactly where we are, and closer to the lifeforms on our planet than theirs. And what evolutionary advantage does a neural connector serve, other than to allow animals to be easily piloted by Na'vi?

      How does the avatar apparatus function? It's clear that it's remotely piloting the avatar, but how? It seems to be a perfect, low-latency, high-bandwidth connection, operating independently of distance. Is it sending radio waves, that are somehow being intercepted and decoded biologically? If so, why doesn't the military try to jam it when the avatars make trouble? How does the avatar body send the (much higher bandwidth) sensory input back? Where does it get the energy for the transmission? Why is it important that avatars be "genetically compatible" with their hosts?

      Why don't the avatars have brain function of their own? They are supposed to be a hybrid of human and Na'vi, both of which have independent brain function, but they go comatose when the connection is severed. And if they don't have brains of their own, where the heck does Jake go at the end of the movie?

      Cameron skims over "unobtainium", which I think was a good move, storywise, but... What physical properties does it have that make it worth it the spectacular expenditure of research and resources? Why does it occur in greatest concentration immediately underneath the Na'vi population? Why doesn't it occur in a great enough concentration elsewhere that the humans could mine some other portion of the planet first? Why do the humans need it so quickly that they cannot entertain longer-term negotiations or a more environmentally conscious extraction method? Why do the humans embark on a questionable program of genetic engineering to curry favor with the natives, when they could simply develop better underground mining?

      If, as Jake implies, the Earth is deforested and suffering, why does the corporation express concern over the public relations of killing natives, but zero concern over that of deforesting yet another planet?

      What, exactly, causes the formation of rings and arches of rock? If it's a magnetic field strong enough to hold tons of rock in place, why doesn't it pull down metal aircraft and make mechs inoperable?

      And... Flying mountains???

    181. Re:Science Fiction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do not download TeleSync releases, only DVD or Bluray rips.

    182. Re:Science Fiction? by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      Picasso ?

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    183. Re:Science Fiction? by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      They are huge and because I already use regular eyeglasses, I couldn't feel the 3D glasses at all.

      Stick to the 2D version if you want. It's your loss.

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    184. Re:Science Fiction? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      the profitability of said plot was established through the huge book sales.

      From the British author.

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    185. Re:Science Fiction? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Also, 98% of the movie was the work of Weta Digital, head quartered in Wellington, New Zealand. The credits even thank our government (by which they mean the Inland Revenue Department for the immense tax breaks offered to big budget movies done here)

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    186. Re:Science Fiction? by geoffrobinson · · Score: 1

      Correct. Picasso.

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    187. Re:Science Fiction? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      I posted this in another Avatar topic. The situation on the planet reminds me of "The Cycle of Fire" trilogy by Janny Wurtz. The location of the soul tree is probably a space ship crash-site of some terraforming/colonisation ship with link technology. It set about altering all the biology on the planet as per standard protocol and the rings of ruin like structure are the remains of the support beams in the ship. The core of the machine is emitting a massive EM field which is causing the mountains to be ripped out of the ground and float about (as they are laced with superconducting material)

      The smurfs might be primitive because they have only been around for 1.5-3k years, since they were 'uplifted' by the technology from some form of mammal. If only the timelines permitted, one could have imagined it was an Earth ship that introduced the humanoid form through DNA splicing or somewhat, but this is unlikely, though might give some credence to a "common origin" theory, i.e. Alien DNA + chimps = Humans, Alien DNA + small blue mammal = Na'vi.

      The Alien DNA being a common component is what allows humans to use the link tech to create avatars.

    188. Re:Science Fiction? by j-beda · · Score: 1

      Keeping the background out of focus is telling your viewer, "this is not 3D because you can only look at what I want you to look at"

      I suspect that using a large depth of field, where everything is in focus, could also ruin the #D feeling since wen you are in "the real world", everything is NOT in focus at the same time. When the depth of field for a photograph is not similar to that experienced by your eye, the scene tends to look weird or fake - that is one of the ways you can make aerial architectural photos look like they are photos of miniature models I believe.

      Having not seen the film I have no idea if they were working with depth of field that was smaller than it should have been, but going with one that was too large would not be the ideal choice. Focus in film-making is a pretty difficult job - and is usually subtle enough that it can mess up a film without being obviously apparent what the problem was.

    189. Re:Science Fiction? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Or it might be that people want to take away something from watching a movie. There's less chance of that if it can't even surprise you...

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    190. Re:Science Fiction? by carlmenezes · · Score: 1

      But that's my point - in the real world, the objects themselves are always sharp - it is up to you to direct your eyes and focus on one object while blurring out the others. The 3D was so convincing that it made you want to look around - a natural human reaction, but you couldn't, because what you wanted to look at was blurred. It is the lack of freedom of being able to look around in what otherwise seemed a beautiful 3D world that really took away a lot of the immersion.

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  2. You mean James Cameron's Pocohontas ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:You mean James Cameron's Pocohontas ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:You mean James Cameron's Pocohontas ? by KDEnut · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what my wife said as we left the theater. "Well It looked pretty, but the first 3/4ths the movie was just 'Space Pocahontas'."

    3. Re:You mean James Cameron's Pocohontas ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you take the highly fictionalized version that Disney presented. John Smith never actually became Pocahontas' lover; she married John Rolfe, who later took her back to England, only to fall ill die a year later aboard the ship that was to carry them back to Virginia, but before actually leaving England. The popularized relationship between Pocahontas and John Smith goes back to the 1803 publication of Travels in the United States of America by John Davis.

    4. Re:You mean James Cameron's Pocohontas ? by srmalloy · · Score: 1

      The various plot elements -- such as they are -- have been used over and over again in fiction. Dark Roasted Blend had an entire "issue" devoted to ten possible sources for Avatar from Science Fiction.

    5. Re:You mean James Cameron's Pocohontas ? by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      During the part where Neytiri starts training John...er...Jake to appreciate nature, I actually thought they were going to break into singing "Colors of the Wind."

  3. Didn't see Avatar... by anss123 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Am I the only one?

    1. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      See it before you cant see it in 3D at the theatre.

    2. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      I did'nt see it, and don't intend to.

    3. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Culture20 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, I wanted to see it with my girlfriend, but I don't have one. Thanks for the reminder.

    4. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      I'll have to gird my loins to go see it. One of the biggest reasons is unobtanium!?
      Really, though, the story sounds terrible, and I am not entirely convinced the eye candy is worth $10.

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    5. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by anss123 · · Score: 1

      See it before you cant see it in 3D at the theatre.

      I'm not finding this argument compelling at all. Damn, I'm getting old.

    6. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by tangent3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wanted to see it too, but my wife made me watch Alvin and the Chipmunks instead...

    7. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by anss123 · · Score: 1

      One of the biggest reasons is unobtanium!?

      It's not the unobtanium but rather the black and white morals with Deus Ex "planet powah" ending. I need shades of gray these days.

    8. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      I wanted to see it too, but my wife made me watch Alvin and the Chipmunks instead...

      Wow - thats the saddest 'whipped' story I've ever heard.

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    9. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 1

      The eye candy is worth double the ticket price, in my opinion (and you'll get popcorn and soda, so you'll pay double anyways)... There's never been a more amazing presentation of 3D technology... don't miss it!

    10. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      No, you aren't. I'll see it on Netflix, maybe.

      (Cue the squeals of "But it just isn't the same without big-screen 3D!!!" Well, if it isn't then it's just a special-effects movie, isn't it?

      In a real movie, what you see onscreen supports the story. There are two classes of movies where the story, such as it is, is just there to justify the visuals: porn and special effects movies.

      Here's an example of the real kind: Kenneth Branagh's film of Henry V. He delivered the "Unto the breach" speech sitting on an old plug horse that was as tranquilized as the poor Dalmatian who rides the Budweiser wagon. Every couple of lines he would turn the horse around...and in my mind's eye, that horse was a fierce, dancing charger on the point of bolting at the enemy. Real writing and acting provide their own special effects: they turn on pictures in your head.

      I didn't see Titanic, but over the ensuing year I had every minute of it inflicted on me, piecewise, via TV and it turned out to be just what I expected: a lot of visual bling overlaid on a plot that made effective use of one dramatic device -- adequate foreplay -- but otherwise was semiliterate ("That Picasso fellow will never amount to anything"...eat your heart out, George Bernard Shaw).

      I'm guessing that under the SFX in this picture lies a knockoff of Dances With Wolves.

      rj

    11. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Well, if it isn't then it's just a special-effects movie, isn't it?

      What's your point? That incredible audio visual stimulation isn't worth paying for? Don't think of Avatar as a movie, think of it as a light show, a fucking bad ass light show. It doesn't need a good plot, and probably would have been better off without a plot at all. I'm looking forward to another Fantasia using this technology, that will be spectacular.

      If you want a great story, read a book. Personally I don't care, plot is all made up anyway. Why would I care what a guy who never existed (didn't) say to another guy who never existed?

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    12. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like you might have gotten more of a plot that way.

    13. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm old, I think the movie was dumb, the last third was exceptionally dumb, and yet it was worth seeing in 3d, if you can see 3d (I know some folks can't).

      Your old... truly "new" experiences come along infrequently. This movie is something new visually and the experience can't be duplicated outside of the theatre.

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    14. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

      I wanted to see it too, but my wife made me watch Alvin and the Chipmunks instead...

      Probably should dump her, not because she made you see it, but because she wanted to see it herself in the first place.

    15. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 4, Interesting

      unobtanium is actually a wry nod to the nasa (and other) engineers who used this term as a substitute for a part of the design that needed a material with impossible characteristics (for example the bottom of the shuttle until they invented a material that was light, unmeltable at 3k C, etc.).

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    16. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      This is just a special effects movie.

      There is no point in seeing this film outside of the theater.

      Dances with Wolvatars is not even remotely as good as Dances with Wolves which did the same story much better and with better acting.

      This is a "B" movie with mostly "B" actors and 100 million dollars of special effects.

      I paid the tariff to see it and recommend seeing it as a new experience like you would see a ride film at disney.

      Actually, the first 2/3 is not bad, and then it gets really, really dumb and has a tacked on holly wood ending instead of whatever the real ending was.

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    17. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by xirusmom · · Score: 1

      No you are not. I am resisting, but I think in the end I will have to see it just to be able to rant about it. If they had spent some of the 150 mi they did for publicity to improve the plot (as everybody seems to agree that sucks), I would be more willing to see it. Yes, I get the argument: "But the technology is amazing". Fine, but maybe I should wait for a better writer to make better use of that technology and come up with a decent story. Or is that too much to ask? In the end, maybe it is a good combination: The mellow story is there so a guy can convince his girlfriend to go with him. In this case, maybe he needs to get a better girlfriend.

    18. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by TheLink · · Score: 1

      > if you can see 3d (I know some folks can't).

      I'm just waiting for the "laser", "you insensitive clod" quip now.

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    19. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      But why use unobtanium as the supposed name of said resource? I could see characters using that name as a joke, but from what I understand, that is the name they use not joking.

      And yes, I am aware of what unobtanium isn't.

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    20. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      It's surprisingly emotionally evocative, with very little in the way of new content.
      Cameron's movies seem to have that in common - you feel strongly, and it's not done via the plot.
      I think the 3D adds to that emotional kick, but isn't the main source of it (but may get blamed for it).

    21. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Nah, I didn't see it either. I'm somewhat interested in seeing the 3D special effects, but not enough to pay the going rate for movie passes to do so.

      It started out as a "Wow, I may want to see that one!" when I saw the first movie trailer for it, but all the reviews of it turned me off to it completely. Maybe it's kind of a sore point with me, but I'm really bothered by how often the science-fiction genre of films seems to be treated like "Viewers won't care if the storyline is thin or a re-hash, as long as all the cool CGI is there!"

      I'm much more accepting of it for a typical action movie, where people don't really go in expecting a truly original, intelligent and thought-provoking experience. They just want to be entertained and see some cool explosions. But to me, good sci-fi REQUIRES a script that makes people think. Avatar lacks it, if only because it's a re-hash of re-hashes. (Might have been different if nobody tackled the theme before....)

      So I'll wait and watch it as a rental.

    22. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Saint+Stephen · · Score: 0

      I didn't think the 3d was "that" amazing. The 3d previews and the "stuff being jammed in your face" looked exactly like 3d has always looked (Jaws 3 in 3D!).

      Some of the more subtle 3d was OK, but when I took my glasses off, it looked nearly identical. I think Hollywood is selling us the same old gimmic in slightly glitzier packaging.

      it was nice but not a game changer. and some of it was super cheesy, the same way 3d has been cheesy since the 50s.

      The real world doesn't look a thing like the 3d effects in that movie.

      Maybe nice if you were on acid or something.

    23. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      His movies have an effective score. The score has a lot more to do with a movies success than most realize.

      A bad score is what damaged, "The Watchman". The soundtrack wasn't bad, but the score sucked. My daughter commented it was actively misleading-- at times the score would imply a climactic moment was coming and then nothing happened.

      Imagine Star Wars with a bad score instead of John Williams score... some cheesy quasi 70's porno flick score.

      Music communicates emotion.

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    24. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Nope, I haven't seen it either, nor do I plan on it. Yes, I love Sci-fi / fantasy, but I'm not paying money to see another Phantom Menace - which is pretty much what this looks like. The first trailer alone did a good job of making sure I'd never see the movie since the original trailer didn't mention one bit about a story. All of my friends who've seen it talk about "it looks so cool" yet can't really say much about a story to go along with the flashy special effects.

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    25. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Probably should dump her, not because she made you see it, but because she wanted to see it herself in the first place.

      Son of a bitch - after posting I scroll farther down and find this gem. Now I kinda wish I hadn't posted so I could mod you up.

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    26. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      No it looks dull to me. But I think Zapm has the best graphics of any scifi game ever, and it looks a lot like nethack. I'm not the best person to pick the movie every one will like.

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    27. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by ImpShial · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought the score was "Titanic: remixed". There were a few scenes where the the first few notes of "My Heart Will Go On" started playing, and then diverged into something else. Horner didn't bring a lot of originality to this one

      I kept expecting to see a naked Rose running through the forest of Pandora, with Jack running after her with a pencil and sketchpad in his arms....

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    28. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by e4g4 · · Score: 1

      As I read - (not interested in digging that far in my browser history, so find your own links), unobtainium has been used to describe materials that were ideal for a given purpose but were otherwise unobtainable, because of their expense, or occasionally because they were fictional, theoretically ideal substances. Titanium apparently earned this name during the Cold War, due to the fact that the Soviets had a stranglehold on its supply.

      After reading about this my annoyance at such a stupid name quickly dissolved, as it seems perfectly reasonable that such a remarkable substance (a room temperature superconductor) would earn such a moniker; it is, after all, only available on a moon that orbits a planet that is light years away from Earth, at least as far as the story is concerned. It is not unreasonable to presume that the "real" name for the substance was not nearly so catchy, and thus the people responsible for gathering said substance stuck with the nickname that it rightfully earned.

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    29. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you.
      I got swept by the media buzz and this movie has turned out to be a bore.
      Yes the FX were great, but after the first hour or so I did not find it any more exciting. Give me a gazillion dollars and a lot of time, I could also come up with such a FX loaded movie. I spoke to my friend in Mumbai, India; they had 6 AM show times during this weekend. I thought it was ridiculous that people are going so crazy about this movie. James Cameron and his production company are laughing their way to the banks while the general economy is still in a slump. The script had no depth to it, which many others have also pointed out here. The first Matrix movie, Terminator (1 and 2), LOTR, etc. had great FX combined with a pretty good script and that's what has made them memorable.

      This movie is another example of media trumpeting something and the population believing them and jumping in (like they made us believe the bankers knew what they were doing and that housing prices will keep going up forever!).

      Only positive from this movie I hope will be that people become more tolerant of others with different skin color.

      Stay home this winter and read a book or /.

    30. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by richardablitt · · Score: 1

      As far as I can remember, it was only called that twice by the same character. It's possible that its got a suitably complicated name that only the scientists use.

    31. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's a tribute. Those in the know are supposed to appreciate the in joke and those who aren't think it's the 121st element or something.

    32. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It was basically "Dances With Wolves" retold with stunning visual FX. Worth seeing though, just as a tech demo for what can be done with modern 3D--without having to sit through an annoying kid's movie (which has been almost exclusively what modern 3D has been used for up to this point).

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    33. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It would have been less cruel if she had slept with your brother.

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    34. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      When you consider that it's a room-temperature superconductor that makes interstellar travel (in the short range by interstellar measures; they're still limited to sub-lightspeed velocities) practical at all, I think "unobtanium" is a damn good name for the stuff. In any case, while it's probable that if the materials science folks ever do discover or develop such material they'll give it a long and inconvenient name which will be shortened to a quick and meaningless acronym, that doesn't mean "unobtanium" is an impossible name for such such a material.

      Besides, for all we know it was just the "common name" for the stuff, and the scientific types did in fact have their own excessively syllabic nomenclature (a.k.a. stupidly long name).

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    35. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It's an impressive tech demo. But there is no point in renting it (unless your one of the lucky handful of people with a 3D TV). Without the technical flash, it's just a bland retelling of Dances With Wolves.

      Fox should be glad they're making money now, because this movie is going to tank when it hits home video. No one in their right mind if going to pay for a 2D DVD or blu-ray of this.

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    36. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry to hear that. I got mod points but there's no "+1 Ouch, man"

    37. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw the IMAX version in 3D, and I would say don't waste your money. Maybe there are some cool scenes in this 2 hr 40 min snorefest, but that would assume that you can stay awake to see them.

    38. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually this movie is likely to be the flagship of the 3D 1080P Blu-ray format that movies will be moving towards, so even if you'll need the silly glasses it'll still be in 3D. From there it's just a matter of your sound system, TV (has to be 3D compatible), and your Blu-ray player (has to support 3D as well, PS3 users merely need a software update). Unfortunately while companies like Sony are trying to push this technology quickly it isn't likely that it will be popular because of all the extra money that will need to be spent.

    39. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may not be the first movie to use 3d, but it is the first one that uses it /right/.

      IMO, this is like the Wizard of Oz. Just like color, the 3d technologies will eventually be found in home theaters, but don't miss it now.

      If you doubt its value, don't think about it as a movie, ignore the plot. It is first and foremost a visually stunning work of art, and it is well worth your money to have the cinematic experience.

      The weekend box office charts are revealing:
      77 million, 75.5 million, 68 million (http://www.xach.com/moviecharts/2009.html)

      What other movies have had that slow of a decay?

    40. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      No grays? So the scientists were all evil then, cause they essentially made the genocide possible? I mean, all good, cause they helped the smurfs in the end? If only there was a color, say something between black and white, that could express the moral ambiguity of their situation...

    41. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree in general, but I found James Horner's score very subtle and non-intrusive in Avatar, compared to most other movies of similar scope (ie, Braveheart) that I can think of.

      After seeing it several times, I actually think Avatar's most compelling emotional component is Zoe Saldana. Her performance is amazing, and absolutely convincing.

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    42. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for reminding me why I quit reading xkcd. Randall Munroe still hasn't let go of that creepy teenage-virgin notion that simply having a love interest makes you somehow a different person.

      (It's not having the love interest that changes you, it's what that person helps you find in yourself. that's all)

    43. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by anss123 · · Score: 1

      For there to be gray you need some justification for taking the unobtanium beyond "wealth", aka. they truly need it. I.e. the avatar's winning pretty much would mean death to most humans.

    44. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      I heard the hype, including from a close friend who is in the industry, and I was really just not interested. Whatever. The latest super expensive Cameron epic, probably with impressive effects. I'm getting old, too, and it takes more than pretty pictures to impress me.

      Bowing to said friend's "You HAVE to see this movie" pressure" I saw it, and was blown away. I saw it a 4th time last night, and still get chills watching it.

      I know, not everybody likes it. Some people get stuck on the fact that like more or less all stories, this one has been told before. If you don't like it, that's fine. If you don't like it, or won't see it, just because you want to be a contrarian, I think you're missing out. Go see it and just don't admit it if that makes you feel better.

    45. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and its annoying as fuck cause the second they can obtain it even at 21mil a kilo its NOT unobtanium anymore its gonna have a fucking name associated with it.

    46. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      This was exactly my experience. "Hype", bah, not interested.

      Then half my friends went and indicated it was something special so I went.

      I'd give it a 7 or 8. Without 3d, a 6.

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    47. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Caraig · · Score: 1

      They're getting better. I can't see red/blue 3D worth jack, but this style of 3D seemed to work really really well.

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    48. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Caraig · · Score: 1

      I can perfectly see 'unobtanium' becoming the jargon term for it amongst the subset of the population that we saw on screen. Heck, the proper name for the material is probably something like hexagermanium qunitofullericarsenide... crystallosulfate. Or something equally mouth-bending.

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    49. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Flyin'+Low · · Score: 1

      If you watch it as a rental, you'll confirm that it was a so-so movie, because you will have missed the good part, which is having an entirely novel immersive experience in parallel with the main character's immersive experience.

    50. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by antdude · · Score: 1

      I am an old fart too and turning one year old really soon. :( I enjoyed the movie even though I still couldn't see 3D effects with any television/TV shows (e.g., three Super Bowl TV ads., Chuck: The Third Dimension episode), shows (e.g., California Adventure's Muppets Show) stereograms (even my optomologist gave me that test and I failed it decades ago), etc. It seems like my eyes are jacked up when I was younger. They used to be able to see 3D like in Captain EO when thing were popping up from the screen! I read this old article about 3D and eyes. I guess my eyes are so bad (very near sighted; right eye is way worse than my left eye) for me to see 3D. 3D seems OK in real life world I think. :P It seems like no matter what 3D technologies used, 3D will not work.

      One thing that bugged me about the movie was the 3D glasses were frakkin' dark. When I saw the blurry video on screen, the colors were so pretty and bright! I will have to watch it again without 3D effects since 3D doesn't work with my eyes. :(

      I posted a brief review, with spoilers, and a poll about the movie on my Web site.

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    51. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      >> It's surprisingly emotionally evocative

      In other words, melodrama. Cameron is pretty good at that.

      But I am sorry, I did not have a single moment where I felt emotionally connected to what was going on. I was just looking everywhere else and appreciating the details, the imagination and the technical aspect of it (and noticing that only the blue guys had 4 limbs).

    52. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Ihlosi · · Score: 1
      and its annoying as fuck cause the second they can obtain it even at 21mil a kilo its NOT unobtanium anymore its gonna have a fucking name associated with it.

      It's something the marketing department came up with.

      Hey, wouldn't _you_ want to buy one kilogram of pure unobtainium for $21M? It's an offer you just can't refuse.

    53. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come to Guatemala if ten bucks is too much. Its 2.50 USD.

    54. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by rec9140 · · Score: 1

      Nope, and I wont.

      More over hyped, and even more over FX'd drivel.

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    55. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      I'm the same way. Just watch it in 2D, it still looks visually stunning (even if the plot is deeply unoriginal).

      As for the brightness, that'd be because RealD uses a pair of oppositely circularly polarized lenses in order to deliver different images to each eye. The result is that half the light from the screen is blocked to each eye (the same effect is used when making polarized sunglasses).

    56. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      And you don't like to be labeled 'different' at all, either. I can totally tell.

    57. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? I have that written on my shirt. :-)

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    58. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Thanks for reminding me why I quit reading xkcd. Randall Munroe still hasn't let go of that creepy teenage-virgin notion that simply having a love interest makes you somehow a different person.

      (It's not having the love interest that changes you, it's what that person helps you find in yourself. that's all)

      Um, what? The point of his cartoon was that kids constantly screaming "I HAVE A SIGNIFICANT OTHER" in not necessarily subtle ways are annoying. Sounds like you're agreeing with him.

    59. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Yes, you are the only one in the fucking entire world who has not seen it.

      What is the point of your comment? It is almost as useless as this comment.

    60. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the biggest reasons is unobtanium!?

      Would you have been happier if it was called MacGuffinium or MacGuffium? They never mention what it does or why it's so expensive.

    61. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Sporkinum · · Score: 1

      Only if Alfred Hitchcock did the movie. ;)

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    62. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Nicolay77 · · Score: 1

      Avatar is amazingly better than Phantom Menace.

      It's predictable, but it is not annoying and nobody talks like a rapper.

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    63. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Semi-correct. Though technically it can still be named Unobtainium, it wouldn't seem right linguistically (root word unobtainable, but it actually is obtainable). It would become Unaffordium instead.

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    64. Re:Didn't see Avatar... by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      Or wait until you can see it in 3D at home.

  4. And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And yet Sherlock Holmes and the Chipmunks are both more original than Avatar. Its just a very old story with a few pretty visuals.

    Instead of spending $430million making one bloated FX crap-test they could have made 10 regular films. Even if only one of those was
    really good it would beat a poor film that has been hidden by obscene overspending on visuals.

    1. Re:And yet... by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Sherlock Holmes wasn't more original than Avatar. Might be something different, yes, but not more original. Chipmunks I haven't seen, and don't intend to either, but from what I've been told, it's worse than the first one, which was awful.

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    2. Re:And yet... by click2005 · · Score: 2, Funny

      It probably only really cost $50 million to make. The special effects cost five times as much because they used a newer version of some software
      and made a CGI film in 3D which is has never been done before. The more capitals you have in the promotional crap the more expensive a film is.
      The rest was Hollywood Accounting (tm). oh and they spent almost 47 dollars on the script. Thats a lot these days.

      I cant wait for Avatar 2: Revenge of the Smurfs in 8D. Then we'll see a sequal to Spinal Tap in 11D.

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    3. Re:And yet... by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Instead of spending $430million making one bloated FX crap-test they could have made 10 regular films

      If they did that, I wouldn't have seen any of them, and many other people wouldn't have. I honestly don't give a shit about plot. Show me pretty colors in 3D on a 50 foot screen and I'm in. Sorry if that offends your film snobbery.

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    4. Re:And yet... by MikeBabcock · · Score: 1

      While elements of the plot were retooled from various old standbys, it was a touching and memorable story with some strong characters. It will fit into my epic movie memory somewhere well below Ben Hur and well above the Rocky series.

      While the story reeks of "ten things I hate about you", the part that annoyed me the most was the preachy tone of the environmentalism in it.

      That said, both times I've seen it in the theatre, the audience gave it a literal standing ovation, which is somewhat rare in movie theatres with no actual actors to appreciate the applause.

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    5. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That said, both times I've seen it in the theatre, the audience gave it a literal standing ovation, which is somewhat rare in movie theatres with no actual actors to appreciate the applause.

      What you actually witnessed was some people applauding and others standing up because they were tired of sitting on their asses for 3 hours. Try not to get the two confused just because they happened concurrently.

    6. Re:And yet... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      "Its just a very old story with a few pretty visuals."

      And how much is the Walt Disney company worth today?

      I'm looking at Mickey Mouse laughing on my new desk calendar right now.

      He's laughing at the idea that someone thinks it's news that old stories with a few pretty visuals are worth over a billion dollars worldwide.

    7. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly don't give a shit about plot. Show me pretty colors in 3D on a 50 foot screen and I'm in.

      Welcome to the United States of Idiocracy.

    8. Re:And yet... by tschluter · · Score: 1

      I'll pass on seeing "Spinal Tap 11D". It would be my luck that I'd end up in the seat with a drummer's kit and get blown up just as the movie was getting interesting.

    9. Re:And yet... by nomadic · · Score: 3, Funny

      And I'm laughing, but only at the fact that you have a Mickey Mouse desk calendar...

    10. Re:And yet... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      You just named two movies I have no interest in seeing and when you're selling a niche movie you can spend a small amount of money and succeed. Sherlock Holmes looks like a chick-flick period piece (shirtless slap fight included for your GF's viewing pleasure) and the Chipmunks is for kids. I saw Avatar and thoroughly enjoyed it. I didn't go into the theater expecting James Cameron to give me a handjob, I just wanted to watch a good sci-fi flick and I did. Sometimes, us sci-fi fans get way to self-righteous about the genre.

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    11. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just watch zooms of Madelbrot then?
      (see http://www.google.com/images?q=mandelbrot
      or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEw8xpb1aRA )
      Wouldn't that be nice on a 50 foot screen for you?

    12. Re:And yet... by jitterman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sorry if that offends your film snobbery.

      I don't equate wanting plot with film snobbery; also though, I don't look down on you (or anyone) for enjoying sfx and not caring about the overall story. Movies/music/art forms of any type speak to different people differently. Personally, I'd like a movie to have both visual appeal and a great story, but that's me.

      Please read no tone of anger, flaming, attitude, or other negative vibes in this post. Lately, I notice that if I reply to someone as if I'm having a normal conversation with them, I get at least one, and often several, angry replies.

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    13. Re:And yet... by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      It's scary that you're almost proud of that fact.

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    14. Re:And yet... by stiller · · Score: 1

      Instead of spending $430million making one bloated FX crap-test they could have made 10 regular films.

      The official budget of the Avatar production was $237 million. Your quoting the absolute highest rumored budget including the complete marketing, which isn't exactly relevant here.
      Even we assume this is correct. I'm sure any studio would prefer to create 1 movie for $430 million which grosses 1 billion within 3 weeks, than 10 medium grossing movies. The return on investment is faster and the overhead is lower.

    15. Re:And yet... by furby076 · · Score: 1

      And yet Sherlock Holmes and the Chipmunks are both more original than Avatar. Its just a very old story with a few pretty visuals.

      THe visuals were amazing. Story was ripped for a bunch of other movies. Sherlock holmes original????? I haven't seen the chipmunks movie yet but I doubt it is original either.

      Instead of spending $430million making one bloated FX crap-test they could have made 10 regular films. Even if only one of those was really good it would beat a poor film that has been hidden by obscene overspending on visuals.

      So you want 10 movies made, one of which will be good...as opposed to one movie that is made which is good? I don't follow. Either way 430 million was spent and there is only one good movie. Nobody tauted this movie as an oscar nomination for best story, or hell best movie. It was tauted as best visuals - and it delivered.

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    16. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Y'know, a lot of people go to the movies for the sake of going out with friends. A number of my friends go out a minimum of once a week, often twice, to see... whatever there is to see in theaters.

      Personally, I have better things to do with my money, but a lot of the income movies make are just people going there for the sake of going there.

      At which point, 10 movies may well make significantly more than 1 big movie. If hollywood would be willing to take a chance, it'd almost be interesting to see what makes more... one half-billion dollar blockbuster, or 10 fifty-thou movies.

    17. Re:And yet... by v1 · · Score: 1

      Instead of spending $430million

      I don't think it's much of a reach to say that 50% of that money was simply cash shuffling sideways within the company, and that anyone believing "20th Century Fox uncertain about whether the $430 million that it and two financing partners had invested to produce and market the 3-D film would pay off" are complete chumps. They may have been uncertain if their overinflating internal numbers was going to "show" a profit or not, but there was simply no chance that they were going to actually lose money on it.

      Nowadays with Hollywood Accounting, any movie that actually "shows" a profit made an absolute killing.

      That being said, I really enjoyed the movie, and will be buying the bluray. (once thank you, not the initial release, the remaster, the director's cut, and the collector's edition..)

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    18. Re:And yet... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That's mostly to counterbalance the pompous tone of the film snobs. But really, when I want serious entertainment, I read non-fiction or watch a documentary. When I want fluff, I just want fluff. I don't really see the appeal in a "good plot", considering that none of that stuff ever happened anyway. Somehow the argument that the made up crap in one movie is much better than the made up crap in another movie just doesn't ring true. Fiction is all fluff. Given that, I'll take the most visually stimulating and entertaining fluff any day and save my brain power for non-fiction.

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    19. Re:And yet... by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      "they spent almost 47 dollars on the script"

      They might consider asking for a refund.

    20. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > And yet Sherlock Holmes and the Chipmunks are both more original than Avatar.

      So let me get this straight: Sherlock Holmes, which is based upon a character invented in the 19th century and whose plot sounds a great deal like the second Nicholas Meyer Holmes novel, and the Chimpmunks, which is based upon a 1950s Christmas recording of a guy sped up to make him sound funny via a 1970s cartoon series, are both more original than Avatar? I mean, yes, Avatar is formulaic, but at least the PLANET was original.

    21. Re:And yet... by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      50ft sounds like a fake IMAX screen you got screwed

    22. Re:And yet... by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Sherlock Holmes loses little seen in my home via Netflix, on my non-HD television. Avatar would still be pretty, but I watched seemingly a quarter of the movie with my jaw in my lap. The visuals are simply breathtaking. I didn't even see it in 3D (though I am thinking about going back to do so). Given the fact that one was intended to be a visual spectacle, and one was not, made it very clear which I want to see at home versus which I'll see in a theater. (The fact that seeing Holms at home is so much cheaper, more pleasant, and convenient isn't my fault. ;))

      I was impressed, frankly. I went in expecting a crappy story and good visuals, and got stunning visuals with a good story. (I'm a hopeless romantic, though, so I like these things.) If I wanted something that wasn't predictable, I wouldn't have seen Star Wars dozens of times, Harry Potter a dozen times, and the Princess Bride a similar number of times. Of course I knew it had a love story -- you could tell as soon as the marine saw the alien girl. ;) The graphics were just breathtaking (especially the night scenes, and distant vistas of the forest floor). Even the blue people were done very well: I didn't get a "Jar Jar" feel from them, and they were alien enough that they didn't get mired in the uncanny valley. (I saw FF:Spirits Within, and the people there seemed fake. In Star Wars, the CGI aliens just seemed ... fake. These somehow moved Right, to me. I'm sure I can find flaws in it when I see it again.)

      --- spoiler ---

      I was very interested in how things were going to be resolved -- like how they'd manage to get him to safely participate in the war when he needed to be in a terran equipment pod, uplinking to his Avatar body. Pretty much as soon as he first ran in his new body, I was wondering how he would escape his human shell for good -- as he said, it was like his real life was in the blue body, and his waking moments in the human body were a dream in a crippled shell.

    23. Re:And yet... by Night+Goat · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Please read no tone of anger, flaming, attitude, or other negative vibes in this post. Lately, I notice that if I reply to someone as if I'm having a normal conversation with them, I get at least one, and often several, angry replies.

      Tell me about it! I didn't want to have to resort to this type of disclaimer, but it seems like it's starting to become necessary. Having an opinion that differs from someone else's is starting to be synonymous with personally attacking the validity of their opinion.

    24. Re:And yet... by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Most estimates put Avatar at around $250 million to make, about the same as the last Harry Potter and cheaper than the last Spiderman or Pirates of the Caribbean. Regular films these days (except romantic comedies) cost $100 million +, so you aren't going to make ten of them for $250 million. Sherlock Holmes, for example, cost about $90 million.

      People watch old stories retold. They don't watch novel stories as much. We like our archetypes.

    25. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I respect your honesty in being the lowest common denominator incarnate. It's worth pointing out, however, that many of the prettiest films are also actually very good and I suspect you haven't seen anywhere near all of them -- I certainly haven't either. People who feel compelled to make great movies tend to also want to make them look terrific, and so the movies you snub your nose at in reverse snobbery are some of the prettiest movies ever made. Of the current movies, Broken Embraces is supposed to be gorgeous and brilliant, why not go check it out? You start off with your brain shut off, and if it happens to wake up and enjoy it, great.

    26. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      made a CGI film in 3D which is has never been done before.

      Pixar's UP?

    27. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      made a CGI film in 3D which is has never been done before.

      Did I read this wrong, or were Beowulf, Coraline, whatever that monster movie was, etc, all non-existent?

    28. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then we'll see a sequal to Spinal Tap in 11D.

      And we get proof of string/M-theory then... :)

    29. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Instead of spending $430million making one bloated FX crap-test they could have made 10 regular films

      If they did that, I wouldn't have seen any of them, and many other people wouldn't have. I honestly don't give a shit about plot. Show me pretty colors in 3D on a 50 foot screen and I'm in. Sorry if that offends your film snobbery.

      Do you use books as dominoes? Wipe your arse with canvas?

      If pretty colours are what you seek then film is doing you a disservice; acid, ketamine, or shrooms will blow your mind, man!

    30. Re:And yet... by jitterman · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hey jerk! What the fu... oh! Wait. You're agreeing with me. Darn, that ruins my chance to flame you. A$$hole!

      ;)

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    31. Re:And yet... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Then we'll see a sequal to Spinal Tap in 11D.

      Personally, I'm waiting for the sequel to Debbie Does Dallas in .... 44DD

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    32. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I'd like a movie to have both visual appeal and a great story, but that's me.

      I'd like that too, but you have to realize that it's extremely difficult to pull off. I was enlightened when the first new Transformers movie came out. I went in with low expectations, and more than not being disappointed rather enjoyed several aspects of an otherwise mediocre movie. That was when I realized what's obvious to the average person; You can enjoy something for what it is instead of always concerning yourself with what it could be. Transformers was not the last movie to ever be made, and neither is Avatar. Enjoy them now and hope for the next best thing to come along later.

      Panning something that has a certain aspect that is above and beyond anything done before just because it has other aspects that are below average is practically the definition of snobbery. Something that looks as amazing as Avatar with a story as incredible as The Lord of the Rings would be great, but it's not likely to happen, so why not enjoy the parts that were done right?

    33. Re:And yet... by sproingie · · Score: 1

      > Sherlock Holmes looks like a chick-flick period piece

      Guy Ritchie hasn't done a chick flick since Swept Away. Downey isn't exactly beefcake, and the guy he was fighting in that scene certainly isn't. Here's a hint: bare knuckle boxing usually means it's not a chick flick.

      It was a nice period piece and a daring take on the character, but I still think of Jeremy Brett as Holmes the same way I think of Tom Baker as Doctor Who.

    34. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess this is a result of the existential crisis many geeks are mired in. Some act out the search by entangling their ego with things they like. In varying degrees, they define themselves TO themselves by hobbies or interests and so an attack on those becomes a deeply personal problem. I think this is why debates over Kirk/Picard, music, movies, become heated or are sensitive topics.

    35. Re:And yet... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd like a movie to have both visual appeal and a great story, but that's me.

      I'd like that too, but you have to realize that it's extremely difficult to pull off.

      Uh... why? Are you saying a good plot and incredible special effects are somehow antithetical?

      Panning something that has a certain aspect that is above and beyond anything done before just because it has other aspects that are below average is practically the definition of snobbery.

      Bullshit. What is the purpose of a movie? It's to deliver a narrative. Period. That's its job. And if the narrative sucks? Then the movie deserves to be panned, as it's failed to achieve its core purpose.

      Or, perhaps, you believe that it's snobbery to criticize a book that tells a crappy story, but is printed on really really nice paper?

    36. Re:And yet... by ImpShial · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd like a movie to have both visual appeal and a great story, but that's me.

      How dare you take that inflammatory attitude with him! You and your negative vibes!!

      You're lucky I can't mod you right now cuz I'd give you a solid +1 insightful!!

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    37. Re:And yet... by loafula · · Score: 1

      ST0P ACCUS1NG REPL1E5 0F BE1NG ANGRY!!!! please

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    38. Re:And yet... by superstick58 · · Score: 1

      "one bloated FX crap-test" - That statement is pretty strongly worded. This type of language may trigger a defensive response to someone who thinks it was a good movie. If someone stated that my dog was an ugly son of a bitch then I would take offense and respond with a verbal attack of equal or greater magnitude. However, if someone said "I would prefer a larger dog such as a lab over a toy dog like a pug", then the response would be different.

    39. Re:And yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      of course you a--hole, that's because your a f---ing lamer you ass

      jk :-)

    40. Re:And yet... by Caraig · · Score: 1

      That's no garauntee. If the movie's in 11D all that needs to happen is one good Sierpinski gasket on the amp and then FOOM.. you really ARE singin' wit' da druids.

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    41. Re:And yet... by Caraig · · Score: 1

      I read somewhere that there are only ten basic plots in Western literature. (I could be wrong about that number.)

      Offhand, I'd say that they've all be done again... and again... and again...

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    42. Re:And yet... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      >>When I want fluff, I just want fluff.

      I have no issue with that. Issues happen when the fluff is hailed at the holy grail of film making.

    43. Re:And yet... by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Avatar is a sci-fi movie. Guy Ritchie movie is chick-flick.

      Can you pass me whatever you are smoking?

    44. Re:And yet... by master_p · · Score: 1

      I disagree. Avatar is a true piece of digital art...not because of the plot, but because if its FX. It's a truly remarkable depiction of an alien world.

    45. Re:And yet... by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 1

      I like Ritchie movies, but the previews I saw looked very female-targeted. Plus, I listened to a girl droning on an on yesterday about how and what she liked about it. Sounded kinda girlie to me. Disclaimer: I haven't seen it. And remember, he made that movie with Madonna too.

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    46. Re:And yet... by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Chipmunks I haven't seen, and don't intend to either, but from what I've been told, it's worse than the first one, which was awful.

      I took the boys to it yesterday. Completely predictable and not terribly funny. More comfortable and 'known' than anything else. They liked it, but we parents were less than thrilled.

      "More original than Avatar" is basically a lie in this case.

    47. Re:And yet... by kionel · · Score: 1

      [ off topic ]
      I've noticed this polarization of communication on the web for the last couple of years, too. Sadly, I've encountered it before.

      I've lived in Minnesota as a transplant for about ten years now. In this state, you don't dare express an opinion that differs from another's. If you do -- and, even more troubling, if you're not native to the region -- you'll instantly be judged to be "difficult" and shunned. Facts don't matter. Logic doesn't matter. All that counts is that your opinion -- and thus your worldview -- is different, and must be shunned.

      Fortunately, I've left the region for extended periods for business, and as such I've always had my faith in humanity restored. It always reminds me of a couple of simple truths.

      1. You don't have to agree with someone.
      2. They don't have to agree with you.
      3. The only real mistake is to let a falsehood stand unchallenged.

      So, go ahead. Express your opinion. Only that way will you know that you did all that you could.

      Me? I'm off to deal with a bunch of passive-agressive Minnesotans now. [/ off-topic ]

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  5. Extremely predictable plot... by Zemran · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    ... with lots of pretty effects, and the plebs love it. Valium for the eyes.

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    1. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by pjt33 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      More like champagne. Large quantities of valium don't cause people to babble incoherently about how wonderful it is.

    2. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by Zemran · · Score: 1

      Weed - 'look at the pretty colours' :-D

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    3. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by iamapizza · · Score: 2, Funny

      Two scenes in particular. The first where she's teaching him how to 'fall' and use the leaves to break the fall. The second was when they introduce the "last shadow" pterodactyl. My thoughts, out loud, were "I wonder where that's going to be used in the story."

      I saw someone rolling his eyes so much they became unscrewed and he had to be taken to a mechanic.

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    4. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by farker+haiku · · Score: 1

      To say that hollywood doesn't recycle well established plots and put a new skin on it is silly. Personally, I rather liked Dances With Smurfs, and went to see it twice.

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    5. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by darthdavid · · Score: 1

      I don't know what kind of weed you've been smoking, but maybe I should get some because mine generally doesn't cause me to see 'pretty colors'. Perchance were you thinking of lsd or some other hallucinogen?

    6. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by ratnerstar · · Score: 1

      I'm a bit confused. You prefer movies that introduce elements at random and then never incorporate them into the plot? Red Herring: The Film? As I think Ensign Chekhov said, if you put a giant freakin' pterodactyl in the first act, it absolutely must swoop down on a futuristic helicopter in the third.

      Of course, the story was still silly. But not because it followed basic plot structures that have been in place since Aristotle.

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    7. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Why not make us wonder what dialogue and actions are there for plot reasons, and what is just there for characterization and color. I'm pretty sure if you make a movie like that you get... Pulp Fiction. Wasn't that regarded as one of the best movies of the '90s, if not of all time?

    8. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by delinear · · Score: 1

      Considering I fell asleep halfway through for a couple minutes then woke up wanting popcorn, that's probably the best analogy yet.

    9. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not weed dude. Weed just makes you slow and giggle at everything.

      No it's the mushrooms that create the pretty patterns and colours.

    10. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts, out loud, were "I wonder where that's going to be used in the story."

      How smart you are.
      Now grow up, shut up, and watch the movie next time. No one wants to hear you blathering. They shelled out their money for a good time, show some respect.

    11. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your weed doesn't sound that great. GP doesn't mention hallucinating pretty colors, perhaps he just appreciates the ones that are actually on the screen that much more.

    12. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by Zemran · · Score: 1

      and when they tried to save Sigourney Weaver by uniting her with her avatar but failed because she had left it too late, I knew how he was going to live happily ever after with Ms Smurff...

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    13. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 1, Informative

      Your a smart guuy

    14. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      Watch some Bollywood films.

      You might get it then. They do little cool things that might take 10 minutes of the 3.5 hour run time.

      I get the value of Chekhov with regard to having a tight story. The problem is, hollywood has turned a virtue into a vice.

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    15. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by careysub · · Score: 1

      Well, it is a big budget (make that: BIG!!! budget) holiday blockbuster. The last time you saw one of those with a unique plot and surprising plot twists was.... when?

      There are different types of movies with different entertainment qualities, and you should judge it by its own genre. Do you go to a kung-fu flick expecting an emotional story about small town life? Do you go to a sports movie expecting Shakespeare?

      The Matrix is the last big budget blockbuster that I can think of with an original story, which was almost eleven years ago, and was not a holiday blockbuster (it was released in March).

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    16. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have no problem with a Chekhov's Gun every now and then, but they beat it into the ground. Another one I can think of is when they introduced the mobile facility in the floating mountains.

      Ideally, it shouldn't be completely obvious to the audience that the plot element is there for no other reason than to facilitate a future plot element. Given that there are several of these, it seems the writers were a little too lazy.

    17. Re:Extremely predictable plot... by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Urgh, I hope you really didn't say it out loud in the cinema.

  6. I have to see this movie and Sherlock Holmes by cubicle · · Score: 1

    If this movie is doing that good it must be worthwhile seeing. Sherlock Holmes has been nominated for a Golden Globe and Alvin does suck.

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    1. Re:I have to see this movie and Sherlock Holmes by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Sherlock Holmes was like Starship Troopers for me: A movie I expected to suck so bad that I was impressed afterward, and would enjoy watching it again (In fact, I just watched a couple ST movies on TV over the weekend). His deductions were mostly predictable (well, the generalities were), but the character has flaws like in the novels and unlike so many movie Holmes' before him.

    2. Re:I have to see this movie and Sherlock Holmes by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed Avatar but was extremely underwhelmed. Sherlock Holmes was actually able to keep me guessing until the very end which I rather enjoyed for a change. I don't like Jason Lee so no chipmunks for me.

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    3. Re:I have to see this movie and Sherlock Holmes by LatencyKills · · Score: 1

      Saw Holmes this weekend, and personally I was disappointed. Beautifully filmed, wonderfully cast, but fairly uninspired and somewhat dull story. I had also been expecting, though realistically I don't think anything in either the commercials or previews pointed to this, a sort of new spin on the Holmes character. Downey Jr played Holmes absolutely straight, and the plot obliged him right down to the end-of-film-how-they-did-it reveal. "I noticed a rare orchid in the study from which a unique paralytic can be distilled." Seriously? Haven't we as a movie-going group gotten past such lame plot devices?

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    4. Re:I have to see this movie and Sherlock Holmes by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I agree that the plot was rather uninspired (even the simplest case from the original stories is more interesting than a DaVinci Code-style ripoff) but they did rather well on the other counts, I thought.

      I disagree that he played Holmes straight - this is not how he'd been portrayed in previous iterations, at all, and while it doesn't deviate too far from the book (which many previous portrayals do) there are many points which differ and which, I think, made the performance and the character here quite interesting. To name one example, he's rather slovenly in his ways here. This is very different from the original character, who is noted many times in the stories to be quite impeccable in this regard. Even those who've only read the most famous story, The Hound of the Baskervilles, should recall that while Holmes was camping out in the countryside - for weeks without contact - he kept himself clean-shaven every day! Of course, it's also described in the stories that his rooms are not necessarily tidy as one normally thinks of tidy - but not an absolute mess as in the new film.

      As for the rhododendron thing (it wasn't an orchid) - this is maybe a little cliche nowadays, but that's a classic Holmes thing - surely the reason such a plot device is widely used is because of the Sherlock Holmes stories in the first place?

      Personally, when reading the original stories, I am often a little frustrated when something like that turns out to be a critical element - but that's part of the fun, I think. It's a bit of a lazy cop-out nowadays, but Arthur Conan Doyle uses it masterfully, and it's certainly appropriate to use in this new film.

      I was not fully satisfied with it, but as someone who greatly enjoys the original stories, I'm more than pleased. It's easy to imagine Hollywood really screwing this up and turning it into a comic book movie, but while some of the action scenes were maybe a little excessive, it was excellent anyway. Actually, come to think of it, it's easy to imagine a new Holmes film where they "put a new spin" on the character, as you suggested they maybe should have - but when has that ever worked out? Holmes is such a well-known and loved character, that re-imagining it easily could have ruined the movie. Watson's character, you'll surely agree, has been re-imagined quite a bit - far from the bumbling idiot of most portrayals, but not exactly like the original either - Jude Law's Watson is stronger and smarter in many ways. Though there was plenty of witty banter between them, I did miss the standard scene where Holmes insults Watson's intelligence and his deduction. The replacement for that in the movie was the scene from the trailer where Watson punches Holmes in the cab; that wasn't as good a scene as the ones from the stories.

      Anyway, I just saw it today, I'm a big fan of the stories, and was very much expecting to be disappointed by this film, so I wanted to say something about it :) I liked it, and I hope that they do a sequel (they set it up for one, but who knows), hopefully with a better overall plot. I'm thinking plot improvement along the lines of Star Wars to Empire Strikes Back.

    5. Re:I have to see this movie and Sherlock Holmes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Haven't we as a movie-going group gotten past such lame plot devices?

      It's cliche because Arthur Conan Doyle wore it out in the first place. It sounds to me like you would rather have watched an episode of Bones

    6. Re:I have to see this movie and Sherlock Holmes by hitnrunrambler · · Score: 1

      To name one example, he's rather slovenly in his ways here. This is very different from the original character, who is noted many times in the stories to be quite impeccable in this regard. Even those who've only read the most famous story, The Hound of the Baskervilles, should recall that while Holmes was camping out in the countryside - for weeks without contact - he kept himself clean-shaven every day! Of course, it's also described in the stories that his rooms are not necessarily tidy as one normally thinks of tidy - but not an absolute mess as in the new film.

      Haven't seen Holmes yet, probably will wait to rent it (intentionally not getting my hopes up); glad to hear though that it's not as "comic book" as might be expected.

      Regarding the impeccable/slovenly Holmes; It's one of my favorite self-contradictions to Holmes' character as described in the books, and some well balanced contradictions can help make a character seem more human.

      The well groomed meticulous Holmes of Baskervilles is riding a crest of success; he has matured, is constantly engaged with cases, dresses well, and become overall more professional in his ways.
      However A study in Scarlet describes him early in his career; his arms are covered in "plasters", his hands are stained from lab experiments, he's poor enough that he can't afford his rent, he's often slumming to develop his underworld connections, and he recreationally shoots cocaine. When he doesn't have a case to amuse himself he becomes positively apathetic to his own well being and presumably his surroundings.

      He developed. Not coincidentally he matured and became more successful as his creator did. Many people only know the meticulous Holmes, possibly because as you pointed out they only know the most popular book.

  7. A classic? by retech · · Score: 1

    While it may be innovative in the technology, I cannot imagine anyone wanting to keep this movie as something you'd want to go back to because it's such a great movie. You'd think if they were going to spend that kind of money on production they'd have at least gotten a script that took your breath away. But then again, it is Cameron and Jackson...

    1. Re:A classic? by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      Well the effects will be what everyone will come back for. Blu-ray will sell well, and i'm sure they'll come up with some 3d gimmick to sell as an add on as well as some director's cut box.

      Don't get me wrong, it was a good watch, but I don't think i'll be seeing it again.

    2. Re:A classic? by IrquiM · · Score: 1

      Half naked, blue, alien girls with tail?

      Of course it'll be something I'll go back to!

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    3. Re:A classic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and i'm sure they'll come up with some 3d gimmick to sell as an add on as well as some director's cut box.

      Don't laugh - this might be the year of 3D TV.

      This year saw the introduction of LED-backlit LCD displays that can do 240Hz. Same tech should also work with plasma and even plain old LCD displays. That's a left-eye field and a right-eye field at 120Hz. Because flat screens (vs CRTs) aren't limited by a scanning raster, it's a lot easier to sync up an IR transmitter to alternate shutters between left-eye and right-eye views.

      The expensive part of a big-ass screen is the display, not the tech behind it. The idea should even be workable as an add-on option (same glasses, just needs an external IR transmitter glommed onto the video signal, which would be easy to do with an analog VGA connection, but harder to DIY if HDCP DRM is in the way) onto even the LCD monitor on your computer or laptop.

    4. Re:A classic? by delinear · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised that, given they obviously tried to make this appeal to as wide an audience as possible (with good reason, if they want to recoup that half a billion), in the UK it released with a 12 certificate when it seems like it could have so easily been tweaked and released as a PG, snaring the whole peak Christmas kiddie market. I'm sure the DVD/Blu-Ray sales would have been better, too (although it's possible they'll edit it to this end anyway).

    5. Re:A classic? by Trent+Hawkins · · Score: 1

      I work on a lot of trade show animations... so yeah, I'll be working with a 3d TV by the end of the year. I doubt that I'll actually be watching movies on it though. Well, maybe Nightmare Before Christmas, but even that sucked in 3d.

    6. Re:A classic? by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Yeah, about that those 240Hz TV can't actually accept that on input, none of the HDMI specs go about 1080p at 60Hz, its just video processing software that generates frames, I'll pass.

    7. Re:A classic? by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      The UK is 12a rather than 12 anyway so it really doesn't matter hugely, not many kids under 12 go to cinema's without an accompanying adult, certainly not where I live. Although as a Croydon resident there's probably a very good reason for that.

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  8. Re:Who's with me on this? by Anonymusing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hey, at least Cameron didn't make a Titanic sequel.

    "Titanic II: Revenge of the Sunken," perhaps.

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  9. Re:Who's with me on this? by JustOK · · Score: 1

    Or use Nickleback.

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  10. Can't wait for the DVD/BR. by lwap0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd like to see a director's cut when this goes to DVD. I know Cameron had an extremely rich back story, and most of it didn't make the cut to get into the movie, since it weighed in at 2 hours 40 minutes long. I also think it would help flesh out a story that was somewhat bland. Ah, who am I kidding? I wanna see more bad-ass CGI explosions. Screw the plot, bring on the blue alien sex.

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    1. Re:Can't wait for the DVD/BR. by mpe · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see a director's cut when this goes to DVD. I know Cameron had an extremely rich back story, and most of it didn't make the cut to get into the movie, since it weighed in at 2 hours 40 minutes long. I also think it would help flesh out a story that was somewhat bland.

      Some of the scenes where are in could probably be trimmed. So even with more backstory you might not get much longer than 3 hours.

    2. Re:Can't wait for the DVD/BR. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'd like to see a director's cut when this goes to DVD. I know Cameron had an extremely rich back story"

      Uhhhhh, this is as deep as the movie gets, dude. It's not going to suddenly shift from "magical white dude becomes king of the savages" because an hour is added. This is as he intended the movie to presented.

    3. Re:Can't wait for the DVD/BR. by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one that was waiting for them to link their hair/usb ports together when they started having sex?

    4. Re:Can't wait for the DVD/BR. by lwap0 · · Score: 1

      Oh man, me too. hi5.

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    5. Re:Can't wait for the DVD/BR. by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      bring on the blue alien sex

      You're going to get your wish on that one ;)

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/film-news/6931166/Avatar-fans-promised-alien-sex-scene-on-DVD.html

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    6. Re:Can't wait for the DVD/BR. by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Bad news: they don't have sex. They just cuddle, and then she tells him they're married.

      But remember what James Cameron: the Na'vi represent the higher nature of real people, the people we wish we were! Don't let the behavior of the Na'vi fool you!

  11. Multiple viewings by lammy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd be interested to see what proportion of this film's takings were from repeat viewings, and how this figure compares with other blockbusters. Avatar is one of very few films that I have paid to see more than once at the cinema, and it's the first time that I'm doing this simply because I wanted to see the film again (as opposed to being asked to go with someone else who wanted to see it). In 3D IMAX, it really is an impressive spectacle.

    1. Re:Multiple viewings by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough the aspect which was reputed to be the reason for Titanic's huge receipt total was people going to see the film three, four, eleven times.

    2. Re:Multiple viewings by Drummergeek0 · · Score: 1

      Seconded, if I didn't have a 2 yr old, that needed a babysitter, me and my wife would have already seen the movie about five-six times. We saw it this weekend and wanted to buy another ticket immediately afterward to watch it again. This is the movie that will finally get me to buy a Bluray player.

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    3. Re:Multiple viewings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen it four times already in IMAX 3D, and still want to see it again, till they stop (this Thursday in my location) showing it in IMAX. Every successive pass, one picks out more and more granular and subtle details. Well it's entertainment. Why not?

    4. Re:Multiple viewings by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I was in fifth or sixth grade at the time Titanic was released, and one of my clearest memories from that time in my life, sadly, is listening to a conversation in school where a bunch of girls were trying to one-up each other regarding how many times they'd gone to see Titanic. It seemed pretty bizarre to me, and when I actually saw it a couple years later (well, I only watched about 3/4 of it, and on VHS...) I found it hard to believe that those girls - the type with the shortest attention spans - could actually sit through it even once. Thinking back now, I'm glad to realize that even in 5th grade I was a bit of a film snob ;)

      Of course, as a period piece it's rather impressive, with great costumes, set design, etc (and it won 11 academy awards!). Very similar in that regard to Avatar - a very impressive film, certainly (actually I haven't seen Avatar but that much is obvious), but without particularly lasting qualities. Does anyone feel the urge to watch Titanic anymore? I don't really think so.

      Cameron has succeeded hugely in the past, of course, with films that were/are technically impressive but also greatly enjoyable otherwise, and which people still admire and watch regularly (particularly Terminator 2 and Aliens, but True Lies, The Abyss, and the first Terminator are not exactly slouches either). Who knows if he'll get back on track in the future, now that he's got Avatar out of his system :)

    5. Re:Multiple viewings by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      That's funny, I never want to see it again. In fact, my roommate invited me to go along and watch Avatar with his group. I decided that staying home and watching Drag Me To Hell for free would be a better use of my time and money. And it was.

    6. Re:Multiple viewings by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see it again, when I saw it I saw it in 3d not IMAX 3d.

    7. Re:Multiple viewings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've actually thought how would the experience would be if I weren't sober. So I went to the movie with my friend both drunk, and unfortunately my friend was drunker. He puked in the cinema, and I couldn't watch the whole movie, but still first an hour with 3d glasses was great experience for me. And it was also great memory for me since my friend puked in the cinema. I'm still laughing at the guy next to him once I remind that event.

    8. Re:Multiple viewings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://boxofficemojo.com/alltime/adjusted.htm

    9. Re:Multiple viewings by BobMcD · · Score: 0, Troll

      Thinking back now, I'm glad to realize that even in 5th grade I was a bit of a film snob ;)

      I don't know how to break this to you, but "snob" is a pejorative. Just because you can congregate with others of the same flaw does NOT mean that it is suddenly desirable. FYI, the same is true of 'geek', 'nerd', and 'aspie', but I digress...

      Does anyone feel the urge to watch Titanic anymore? I don't really think so.

      I dust it off occasionally because it helps me remember how I felt when I first watched it. The same is true of Braveheart, Saving Private Ryan, and a few other of my favorite films. The story is no longer a mystery to me, that is true. Though to be fair, I was pretty sure the boat would be sunk by the end, even all those years ago.

      I expect my DVD of Avatar will do the same thing. My son probably won't care for it at all, but then it won't be triggering his memories like it will my own.

    10. Re:Multiple viewings by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Aside from the opportunity to make a joke - why? You never stated why watching a screamer would have been a better use of both your time and your money. You mentioned that it was free, but free time only exists when you can find nothing enjoyable and/or productive to do. So somehow watching Avatar actually cost you value, and I'm genuinely curious as to how this is the case.

      Honestly I can't think of anyone who would have watched this film and hated the entire thing. It just wasn't that polarizing of a film. Unless you didn't watch it at all, and thought the play on words was funny. That, I'd buy. But any non-positive reaction stronger than 'meh' seems like it must have been tied to a different film than the one I watched.

      Please, clarify.

    11. Re:Multiple viewings by ShatteredArm · · Score: 1

      Well, there was the joke part of it, but aside from that, it was just middling. No, I didn't hate watching it; I simply see no reason to ever watch it again. I'm just expressing disagreement with the OP (and others) that this movie merits repeat viewings.

    12. Re:Multiple viewings by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Cameron has succeeded hugely in the past, of course, with films that were/are technically impressive but also greatly enjoyable otherwise, and which people still admire and watch regularly (particularly Terminator 2 and Aliens, but True Lies, The Abyss, and the first Terminator are not exactly slouches either). Who knows if he'll get back on track in the future, now that he's got Avatar out of his system :)

      Actually, I heard he promised sequels. He's also working on Terminator 5, and I've heard rumours of Dark Angel - The Movie (which might actually be fucking awesome, that was a pretty good TV show).

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    13. Re:Multiple viewings by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's be truthful now - there's only five minutes of True Lies that anyone still watches regularly. You know which five minutes I mean.

  12. Alvin & the Chipmunks by Anita+Coney · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why are adults so critical of kids movies? Of course they're simple and stupid, but such movies were not made for you. Unless you are under the age of 8. Alvin & the Chipmunks was a movie for young kids... and to even analogize it with an adult movie such as the Avatar is moronic.

    A more analogous slam would have been The Blind Side. I can't for the life of me figure out why people consistently pay to see Sandra Bullock movies. Sure, she's hot. But her movies are also consistently crap. Look at her list of movies here. There's not even one worth watching. But yet they always make money.

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    1. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by kannibal_klown · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A more analogous slam would have been The Blind Side. I can't for the life of me figure out why people consistently pay to see Sandra Bullock movies. Sure, she's hot. But her movies are also consistently crap. Look at her list of movies here. There's not even one worth watching. But yet they always make money.

      Well Demolition Man is on that list, and I love that movie. It's just about the only Stallone movie I enjoy, heck the only one I can even sit through. The cheese, fights, one-liners; it's a decent flick. And her role in it was decent.

      Beyond that, some of her chick flicks are alright. They're the kind of chick flicks I can sit through and enjoy, instead of struggling to appear interested.

      Out of the wiki list, I can find a handful of films that I enjoy (or enjoy well enough).

    2. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      I have to admit, I have never seen Demolition Man. Maybe it's good, but somehow I doubt it.

      Ask yourself this, is any Bullock movie a movie you "love"? One of those movies you want your kids to love when they grow up? One of those movies you're dying to buy on Blu-ray? At best Bullock movies are "watchable," "ok," or "not that bad." But never great. Yet, she makes a boat load of money. I don't get how such mediocrity can be sustained for so long.

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    3. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Hatta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why are adults so critical of kids movies? Of course they're simple and stupid

      Because they don't have to be. Up was an amazing movie. Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs was very good. That's proof enough that you can make a kids movie that's not a pile of crap. So it's plenty fair to criticize a kids movie that is a pile of crap.

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    4. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Informative

      See Demolition man. It's an awesome film.

    5. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask yourself this, is any Bullock movie a movie you "love"? One of those movies you want your kids to love when they grow up? One of those movies you're dying to buy on Blu-ray?

      Demolition Man

      It's a classic.

    6. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by xirusmom · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Phineas and Ferb proves that you can make it clever enough for both kids and adults. It is brilliant and sometimes I watch it even without my 3 year old. I guess it is the perfect geek cartoon, with all the necessary references.

      All in all, Disney/Pixar movies are usually clever enough that I won't get bored watching. And after having to see Cars about a 100 times, that says a lot. But it is so rich in details, that every time (well, maybe in the first 10 times) you will find something you haven't noticed before.

    7. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I don't get how such mediocrity can be sustained for so long.

      It's on a parallel with how that tosser Jeff Gordon often won the NASCAR season crown: you don't have to win every race, or even just one race, to be a "winner". You just have to stay towards the front of the pack consistently.

      Applied to Bullock's movies... She's had a decent career, and has made more money than most of us mere mortals will ever see. Her name has popped up on the Razzies a few times, but that's counterbalanced by many more positive awards from various places (no Oscars, though).

      Demolition Man was a decent action flick, but was also a good layman's primer to the concept of dystopia.

      I retort, how many movies do you "love", period? This list... it will say more about you than the movies.

    8. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      A more analogous slam would have been The Blind Side. I can't for the life of me figure out why people consistently pay to see Sandra Bullock movies. Sure, she's hot. But her movies are also consistently crap. Look at her list of movies here. There's not even one worth watching. But yet they always make money.

      Well Demolition Man is on that list, and I love that movie. It's just about the only Stallone movie I enjoy, heck the only one I can even sit through. The cheese, fights, one-liners; it's a decent flick. And her role in it was decent.

      Beyond that, some of her chick flicks are alright. They're the kind of chick flicks I can sit through and enjoy, instead of struggling to appear interested.

      Out of the wiki list, I can find a handful of films that I enjoy (or enjoy well enough).

      The only reason her acting looked good in Speed was that she was paired up with Ted.

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    9. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by EricWright · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Almost all Pixar movies and most Dreamworks movies are additional proof. However, I think Up was the best movie Pixar has done to date. The beginning was damned emotional... need to get the DVD so I can watch it again.

    10. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by DrEasy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You think Avatar is an adult movie?

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    11. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Hoover,L+Ron · · Score: 1

      ...Because they don't have to be. Up was an amazing movie.

      Sorry but UP (IMHO) was the most overrated film I saw this year. Predictable plot, really BAD 3D (it was like looking at an aquarium) and they pretty much stuck with the CG animated formula. That's what I disliked the most about this movie, they took no creative chances.

    12. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by penguinchris · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I heartily agree. There are great kids movies from the past, and there are still some getting made (like your examples, though I didn't see Meatballs - well, I did see Meatballs, but that's not a kids movie ;)

      Problem is that film studios realized it's easier to pump out cheap crap, because kids are dumb and will want to watch it anyway because it's got talking dogs (or whatever). These are not films that kids are going to watch multiple times growing up, and then watch again when they're adults and still enjoy it (and enjoy it on a wholly new level mostly invisible to kids with the really good ones).

      However, there's selection bias - we don't remember all the crappy kids movies from the past. I can think of a couple from when I was growing up, and would probably recognize the names of a lot of them if I saw a list, but I don't really remember them, and would certainly not watch them again (or let my future kids watch them, for that matter). Nostalgia naturally filters out the crap. But - kids movies are very noticeable these days, usually because they're so bad. I don't really know if the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies are bad (I did watch the cartoon as a kid...) but I can tell they're not classics. They're mediocre garbage that kids will beg their parents to take them too.

      However the previous guy does have a point - what kids enjoy and what adults enjoy are very different. I'm not sure it's always necessary for a kids film to be enjoyable by adults to be great. However, the truly great ones (that adults think are great) kids also usually like the most, so it's a fair bet that if it's actually good, adults will enjoy it too.

      Finally - the interesting thing about Pixar films is that I don't think most people think of them as kids films anymore (at least I don't). Some of the earlier ones are (and I don't really like their earlier ones anyway), but Up, Wall-E, and even Ratatouille aren't kids films - they're just great films that happen to also appeal to kids.

    13. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by elmartinos · · Score: 1

      took no creative chances? The main character is a grumpy old grandpa, who's wife has died. What other children movie dares to show something like this?

    14. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by sproingie · · Score: 1

      My favorite thing about the 3D in Up was that they didn't overuse it. There were about two "stuff coming out of the screen" scenes in the movie, and one of them was even sort of appropriate.

      I thought it was all right -- it certainly struck a poignant note other Pixar films didn't, and it gave the elderly protagonist some real dignity. Still, I place Wall-E at the very top, and it's going to take something really amazing to displace that.

    15. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Tom+Boz · · Score: 1

      Don't forget Fantastic Mr. Fox! I think that might have been my favorite movie of 2009, not just my favorite kids' movie, and definitely worth seeing if you missed it.

    16. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by sourICE · · Score: 1

      That's what I disliked the most about this movie, they took no creative chances.

      I completely agree, UP was extremely overrated, within the first 15-20 minutes of the film I heard a barrage of quotes ripped straight from other Disney movies. At this point I walked out on the film.

    17. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That's funny. If I remember correctly there was no dialogue at all within the first 15-20 minutes of the film.

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    18. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Most of the people who now bash Avatar used to be Star Wars lunatics in their childhood. I loved Star Wars too, but I can't watch it now without thinking it's very, very silly. And I don't mean the 70's visual effects, but the script.

      I watched Avatar a couple of weeks ago. Leaving the silly script fact aside, I felt like I was a kid again, watching Star Wars. So my conclusion is that it's a kids' (maybe teens') movie and should be judged like one.

      If you want to see some good acting, go see a play in a theatre.

    19. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Yep. I liked it a lot also.

    20. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, the Chipmunks did TRY to make jokes that the kids wouldn't get. So they do deserve some points for effort.

      On the other hand, I didn't really care much for Up. Or Wall-E. They're just too much of the same content. Pixar makes short films that deliver the same level of satisfaction in a much more convenient format. 'Jak Jak Attacks' is in a lot of ways better than 'The Incredibles'. Maybe the short format makes them try harder. I dunno.

    21. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Because they don't have to be. Up was an amazing movie.

      I could barely even sit through the trailers they were so cringeworthy. Up? you have a point about being able to make kids movies appeal to all adult audiences but using Up as an example kills your credibility. Toy Story would have been a far better example.

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    22. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      the interesting thing about Pixar films is that I don't think most people think of them as kids films anymore (at least I don't).

      Sounds like laser envy.

    23. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by mgblst · · Score: 1

      I am critical because just the fact that something is a kids movie, doesn't mean it has to be stupid. See most Pixar movies, kids movies though they are, they still have a decent plot that an adult can enjoy.

      I know making a decent plot must be hard, especially when you have to edit the film, but still, put in some effort.

    24. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Up was the first Pixar Movie i did not enjoy (have not and never will see Cars).

      That said, it is still 100x better than a lot of crap for kids.

    25. Re:Alvin & the Chipmunks by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      Iron Giant! Brad Bird, FTW!

      Can't recommend the book, though. It is really weird (in a bad way) and I'm not surprised they went a totally different direction.

      -l

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  13. The alternatives were better stories by xzvf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sherlock Holmes is a solid movie with good acting and an interesting take on the Holmes story line. It'll probably evolve into an interesting series of movies. Alvin and the Chipmunks is well made mindless children's fare. For the 4-8 age group love it and it is doing extremely well in the box office. Avatar on the other hand is a visually stunning movie, but the noble savage storyline is strait from the 70's. It is not a bad movie by any stretch, but without the special effect advancement, would this movie garner any attention? Will Avatar's real legacy be laying the groundwork for better integrated CGI rather than the story told?

    1. Re:The alternatives were better stories by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Will Avatar's real legacy be laying the groundwork for better integrated CGI rather than the story told?

      Heh, It'll be this generation's TRON more than TR2N could ever hope to be.

    2. Re:The alternatives were better stories by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      Sherlock Holmes is a solid movie with good acting and an interesting take on the Holmes story line. It'll probably evolve into an interesting series of movies. Alvin and the Chipmunks is well made mindless children's fare. For the 4-8 age group love it and it is doing extremely well in the box office. Avatar on the other hand is a visually stunning movie, but the noble savage storyline is strait from the 70's. It is not a bad movie by any stretch, but without the special effect advancement, would this movie garner any attention? Will Avatar's real legacy be laying the groundwork for better integrated CGI rather than the story told?

      The first Jurassic Park remains a great movie even with the dino effects looking slightly dated. (they really weren't equaled in my opinion until the creatures from Lord of the Rings. A lot of artistry was put into JP that simply was not equaled by other, lesser productions.) The two sequels were slugs on toast and I could go the rest of my life never seeing them again. JP1? Strip away the effects and it's a lesser movie but still a great summer popcorn blockbuster. You'd bring back more of the exposition and description from the novel excised for the film and you could do a dramatized audiobook production. It would work. Now you can take this to a silly extent. How about stripping away all the horses and cacti and cowboy trappings of a Sergio Leone western? Well, you're left at actors on an empty stage staring at each other for long periods of time. Can't even do the tight focus on squinting eyes and twitching hands because there's no camera. All you're left with is the Good,Bad,Ugly "wao-wao-waaaa" sound. Does this mean the man with no name movies were artless? Nope! It means the cinematography was really goddamn important, integral to making the pictures what they are. In contrast, something like Clerks is dialog-oriented. You could stage it as a radio play and retain more than 90% of it perfectly intact. Same goes for the Princess Bride.

      Novels, theater, movies, and radio all have points of similarity but are vastly different media. They have their strengths and weaknesses. But the point they all share, it's about telling a story. You just use different approaches for telling the story. With a movie, the action and effects could be part of the story or it could just be mindless spectacle. It's up to the director to make it one and not the other.

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    3. Re:The alternatives were better stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avatar will be for the 3D home theater what Twister was for home surround sound. Every time new 3D home theater technology comes out, Best Buy clerks will tell people that to get their money's worth, they really need to get Avatar.

    4. Re:The alternatives were better stories by bananaquackmoo · · Score: 1

      Blasphemy. TRON has a great story, and I assume TR2N will as well. Just because it has special effects doesn't make it TRON. Turn in your geek badge, you missed the point of TRON entirely.

    5. Re:The alternatives were better stories by gknoy · · Score: 1

      It is not a bad movie by any stretch, but without the special effect advancement, would this movie garner any attention? Will Avatar's real legacy be laying the groundwork for better integrated CGI rather than the story told?

      Isn't that like asking whether a porn movie would still get attention if it didn't have any sex?

      Of course it's Who Framed Roger Rabbit in Space (as I heard someone call it). It's just looks Really Good.

    6. Re:The alternatives were better stories by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Ah, story vs. spectacle.

      Stories I rent, as they're just as good no matter how you see them. Spectacles on the other hand, the sold-out imax theater this weekend suggests that I'm not alone in going out of the way to view.

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    7. Re:The alternatives were better stories by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      How is Sherlock Holmes an interesting take on the Holmes story line. It's even worse Hollywood drivel than Avatar. "Hey, let's take a 19th-century novel and turn it into an action movie." That's the entire concept. No fidelity to Holmes, which was about the power of reason.

    8. Re:The alternatives were better stories by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      People always pan movies for relying too much on special effects. The point of a movie is visual effects. If you want to focus on a great story, read a book. It's great if you can put a good story with a good movie, but the story is not the focus of the medium.

      Take a look at the top grossing movies of all time: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_highest-grossing_films.

      Titanic, Dark Knight, Spiderman, Star Wars, Pirates, Jurassic Park, Transformers... all these have mediocre or classic plots. The Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings movies are all stories everyone knows very well from the books (Lord of the Rings in particular is a remake of a remake of a book that embodies some pretty classic archetypes). The Disney/Pixar movies are generally (not always) variations on classic stories.

      The very successful movies seem to mostly take stories that everyone is familiar with and make them come alive. As far as I remember Jurassic Park didn't have a plot, but everyone I know who saw it in theatre remembers the moment they saw a believable dinosaur for the first time.

    9. Re:The alternatives were better stories by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      It is not a bad movie by any stretch, but without the special effect advancement, would this movie garner any attention? Will Avatar's real legacy be laying the groundwork for better integrated CGI rather than the story told?

      No. Yes.
      But then again, no one remembers Citizen Kane for its brilliant and well-paced unlayering of Hearst---err, I mean Kane.

      Instead, they remember it for: (1) "Rosebud"; (2) making Orson Welles; and (3) its technical achievements that influenced the subsequent generations of filmmakers (see, e.g., deep focus).

    10. Re:The alternatives were better stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, limited, liberal minds. The problem with Avatar is that it's advertised and sold as both a story and a spectacle (most all movies are, of course). From what I've read, Avatar amounts to little more than a 3 hour screen saver with liberal political messages intertwined throughout. While it may be a pretty screen saver, there's no need to give more credit than is due. I mean, how many more of these politically-inspired, man-destroys-planet/natives/himself stories does Hollywood expect us to swallow? They are typically completely over-the-top to the point where only a hard-core leftist could suspend disbelief for such a fantastic story. If Hollywood could find it in themselves to keep their politics out of their product, we wouldn't be discussing the tired cliche that is Avatar -- multi-million dollar FX budget with an intellectually bankrupt story-line. For those satisfied with such movies, birds of a feather flock together.

    11. Re:The alternatives were better stories by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I don't have access to hundreds of millions of dollars with which to produce a non-leftist-propoganda special effects extravaganza. Given the choice between leftist spectacle and no spectacle, I choose "sometimes give in and just watch it" to satisfy my need for spectacle, and I'll go looking to satisfy my need for good stories some other way.

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    12. Re:The alternatives were better stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I rewatched Jurassic Park recently, and I thought the dinosaur effects held up remarkably well, maybe well enough for a movie today. But this is mostly because Spielberg used the dinosaur shots so sparingly and carefully.

      One thing that did ruin my suspension of disbelief, however, was how disturbingly clean and wholesome the characters looked -- especially the kids. The conditioner budget alone must have been enormous. The movie wasn't really immersive until the characters did some rolling around in the mud -- and even then, it was a very stylish, uniform, light brown selection of mud.

      The other thing that took me out of the movie was the lighting... Soft, overcast lighting on most outdoor shots, and bright, unrealistic, dramatic lighting on many night and indoor shots.

      I kept expecting the movie to be darker and grittier. And perhaps it would have been, had Spielberg made the movie today. As it stands, though, Jurassic Park has become merely an adequate suspense/adventure film, very much a product of its time. It doesn't have the timeless quality of something like (for example) Alien. But it still stands as a special effects milestone. And I expect we'll be saying similar things about Avatar in fifteen years, assuming Cameron's proposed sequels are not phenomenal.

  14. Dances with Thundercats! by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the same story all over again and yet it succeds.

    Well. It'd be worse if the story that succeded and most people enjoyed was about evil prevailing, wouldn't it?

    1. Re:Dances with Thundercats! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Dances with Thundercats!

      LOL!!!!

      Now THAT'S funny!

      Mod that up!

    2. Re:Dances with Thundercats! by delinear · · Score: 1

      Spoilers ahead

      These space cats are sitting on massive valuable resources, and when the mega-corps/military go in to liberate them and teach them the civilised way of life, they fight back with guerilla tactics in the name of religion. Our governments have spent the last decade telling us these indigenous people ARE the evil ones, so what does that mean in the real world? Doesn't sound like a happy ending...

      On a side note, this "Unobtainium" is worth what, 400,000 times more than oil, and we're honestly expected to believe the humans will leave them alone after one beating? My bet is on the next visit they'll nuke the planet from orbit then send robots in to do the mining.

    3. Re:Dances with Thundercats! by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      My bet is on the next visit they'll nuke the planet from orbit then send robots in to do the mining

      And the mutant thundercat zombies will fight the robot ninjas.

      I'll start aksing for the half billion dollars to do it in 3D.

    4. Re:Dances with Thundercats! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a side note, this "Unobtainium" is worth what, 400,000 times more than oil, and we're honestly expected to believe the humans will leave them alone after one beating? My bet is on the next visit they'll nuke the planet from orbit then send robots in to do the mining.

      My bet is that in any sort of scenario which attempted to be believable that’s exactly what they’d have done from the outset.

    5. Re:Dances with Thundercats! by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      "Unobtainium" may have been valuable, but the technology on the planet was actually immortality. At the end of the movie then end up transferring the mind of the soldier to the body of an Avatar. The humans have the technology to create avatars the indigenous people have the technology to to a permanent transfer between the two. Right there you have everything you need to make people immortal. I'm pretty sure that would be worth more than "unobtainium".

      Also, why couldn't they just mine the stuff in small mine shafts without destroying the native flora and fauna? Why is it assumed they must strip mine?

    6. Re:Dances with Thundercats! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be worse if the story that succeded and most people enjoyed was about evil prevailing, wouldn't it?

      Well, that's just your own opinion.

    7. Re:Dances with Thundercats! by antdude · · Score: 1
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    8. Re:Dances with Thundercats! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      The problem is that if you filter the message of this film through its all-too-blatant subtext, it is about evil prevailing. Or at the very least, it's about how people who we normally think of as evil are actually good and should totally prevail. Goddamn hippie crap.

  15. I agree about the quality & originality of Ava by PeterM+from+Berkeley · · Score: 1

    The story was pretty much formula. They blew all the money on effects, certainly not on writing.

    Still, expect more of the same. Movie theaters have to find themselves a niche (so they think), and what movie theaters can do that home theaters cannot (cheaply) is provide a 3D hi-def effects-fest such as this one.

    If production costs come down, they may actually be able to do some movies with good stories in this advanced medium, and your 10 regular films can be made and put out directly in DVD/BluRay.

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  16. Avatar is Dances With Wolves + Pocahontas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The movie sucked giant Na'vi tail. Avoid it. The 3D gives migraines and it is a horrible story. This is what Cameron spent 500million dollars on!!? What a waste.

    Sherlock Holmes however was far more entertaining.

  17. Another nail by Voulnet · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another nail in the "Piracy kills our industry!" coffin. But honestly, even the file-sharers were telling everyone to go see it in the theaters first.

    1. Re:Another nail by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      What I find particularly amusing is that a few months ago, 60 Minutes ran a segment about movie bootlegging and downloading (predictably biased) which ended with a director claiming that nobody in Hollywood would take a large risk like this because of Bittorrent.

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    2. Re:Another nail by mpe · · Score: 1

      Another nail in the "Piracy kills our industry!" coffin.

      The "industry" will always claim that they could have made more if it hadn't been for "piracy".

      But honestly, even the file-sharers were telling everyone to go see it in the theaters first.

      Kind of hard to get the 3d effect to work on a "camed" version.

    3. Re:Another nail by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Not really. Maybe you don't have a 3d display, but that's your fault.

      Sure, it would probably have to be sourced from a screener copy (or at least recorded with two cameras, each with a different lens), but it's not like nobody would be able to watch it. In fact, let me know when you find a copy. I've already paid for a ticket once, and I'd like to see it at home before my Hollywood masters have deemed that enough time has passed to release it on 3D blu-ray.

    4. Re:Another nail by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Pfft. Two cameras, one polarizing lens over each. :P

    5. Re:Another nail by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

      even the file-sharers were telling everyone to go see it in the theaters first.

      Well then, that completely justifies putting up a pirate copy then :dusts off hands:

      IF YOU LIKE THIS GAME GO BUY IT etc

  18. Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The "plot." Pretty much the same: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104254/

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    1. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by mpe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The "plot." Pretty much the same: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104254/

      Alternativly you could think of it as the offspring of "Fern Gully" and "Dances with Wolves".

    2. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "plot." Pretty much the same: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104254/

      Alternativly you could think of it as the offspring of "Fern Gully" and "Dances with Wolves".

      Don't forget smurfs.

    3. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by jambarama · · Score: 4, Interesting

      My wife called it "dances with wolves" meets "fern gully" in 200 years. I thought some of the plant & animal life was really clever. I was also really glad they didn't try to make all the novel things logical - they never attempted an explanation of the flying rocks, which I think is good. The planetary neural network idea has been done an awful lot, but I think it worked just fine. The word unobtainium is still utterly ridiculous (seriously guys?), but it wasn't featured too prominently.

      The aliens are still too stiff, their faces are too uniform, their movements are too smooth - they need pores, facial hair, creases, loose skin, etc - but it is still the best I've seen. Some of the new humaniod features were imaginative, like the neural connection in the pony tail, but overall the alients were pretty standard - "good" aliens must look human for us to identify with them, they must have the same mannerisms (e.g. identical emotions), and other real differences must be superficial. For example, the aliens were more like humans than the Indians in "Dances with Wolves" were like Costner, a movie which shares a number of connections with Avatar. I suppose if I want imaginative, I should just go watch La planète sauvage.

      Overall though, I think this movie marks the latest in the "spectacle over plot" shift in filmmaking. Cameron has always been at the forefront of this change, right there with Michael Bay, so I should've expected it, but so it goes. Avatar did have a lot more plot than Transformers, GI Joe, and some other recently popular films, but it was still simpler than the Cat in the Hat - subtle & not-so-subtle political statements notwithstanding. Between visual effect and good writing, I'll take the latter, but why can't we have both?

    4. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by mpe · · Score: 1

      The aliens are still too stiff, their faces are too uniform, their movements are too smooth - they need pores, facial hair, creases, loose skin, etc

      Because aliens must have all of these :)

      Some of the new humaniod features were imaginative, like the neural connection in the pony tail

      One thing that seemed a bit odd was how the "animals" all appeared to have two neural connections. As well as things like 3 pairs of limbs, separate breathing and eating orifices, etc which made the humanoid aliens look out of place.

      but overall the alients were pretty standard - "good" aliens must look human for us to identify with them, they must have the same mannerisms (e.g. identical emotions), and other real differences must be superficial.

      Being played by human actors probably has quite a bit to do with this too...

      Avatar did have a lot more plot than Transformers, GI Joe, and some other recently popular films, but it was still simpler than the Cat in the Hat - subtle & not-so-subtle political statements notwithstanding. Between visual effect and good writing, I'll take the latter, but why can't we have both?

      Probably because "good writing" comes with far more actual risks than visual effects.

    5. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by xactuary · · Score: 0

      Hey I liked Avatar, but honestly, the story line is derivative as you say. When I heard someone on the radio call it "Dances With Wolves in Space" I had to chuckle. As for the 3D technology in Avatar, I call that true progress.

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    6. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by gestalt_n_pepper · · Score: 1

      Dances with Smurfs?

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    7. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by JBv · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would love to see the district9 aliens playing the role of the blue smurfs.

    8. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by gknoy · · Score: 1

      I thought some of the plant & animal life was really clever. I was also really glad they didn't try to make all the novel things logical - they never attempted an explanation of the flying rocks, which I think is good.... The word unobtainium is still utterly ridiculous (seriously guys?), but it wasn't featured too prominently.

      "Unobtanium" is generally sci-fi parlance for "Material that does nigh-magical things, that we can't produce". The rock they were mining in this movie was a superconducting magnetic structure, which worked at room temperature. (Something which apparently is valuable, and we can't do it.) The director of the expedition was playing with some in his office, for example, when he was explaining the value of it to the doctor. I felt that using that term (while perhaps tongue-in-cheek) made it clear that this was the ONLY place to get said material. Imagine this planet as Arakkis, and the humans are after the technological equivalent of spice.

      The floating rocks were (I assumed) composed at least partially of this material, and were basically levitated by magnetism in the planet's magnetic field. Some were tethered to one another by plant growths, but the rocks themselves were held up by the large magnetic deposits. (The smaller ones seemed buouyant also, but I'm sure some were just normal rock overgrown with vines.) They talked many times about the flux -- lines of magnetic force -- and how it was so strong there that it completely screwed their navigational electronics, and also messed with computer displays (in the gunships) and interfered with voice communications. The rocks around the aliens' Most Holy Place were arranged (as others mentioned) in lines like magnetic force lines. The connection seemed (to me) to be clear, but I could be wrong.

      The hints at the underlying science do seem to be there. I definitely want to see the director's cut, and read the novel.

    9. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the flying rocks had to do with large deposits of unobtanium (sp?) which then floated due to interactions between the unob and the sun or moon or something along those lines

    10. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by dpilot · · Score: 1

      I think Avatar was (among other things) an interesting way to breach "the uncanny valey." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncanny_valley By using the newer, more complex CGI on aliens' faces, they managed to shoot for levels of realism that would become disturbing had they attempted them on humans faces. As you say, there are several realms in which they missed the mark, but even so they did a better job than anything else I've seen.

      One slightly amusing note was that the Na'vi were obviously "naked savages" who wore enough decorative jewelry or scraps of clothing to retain the PG-13 rating. But it looked to me as if those adornments were bump-mapped onto their bodies. There were some incredibly athletic actions, and though I didn't notice if everything remained plastered primly in place, I never noticed anything flopping around, the way loose things such as necklaces do.

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    11. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...they never attempted an explanation of the flying rocks, which I think is good.

      They never attempted an explanation but they did sort of imply a local spike of some sort of electrical field. A strong repulsive magnetic field could, theoretically, repel rocks high in magnetite or other iron-bearing substance. All you need then is a large plant that likes the minerals in the rock and you get floating rocks anchored by roots.

      Of course this theory is as close to reality as Hollywood's ideas about what a nuclear weapon can do to an asteroid (Armageddon, I'm looking at you), but at its core it does seem to be based on physics.

    12. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The aliens are still too stiff, their faces are too uniform, their movements are too smooth - they need pores, facial hair, creases, loose skin, etc - but it is still the best I've seen.

      They have all of that, just google some pics. The movement is motion captured so it's as smooth as reality.

    13. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I though I was looking "Pocahontas meets Star Trek"

    14. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I'm honestly baffled by the people who are bothered by the word unobtanium. It was obviously a joke, a nod towards engineers calling currently "impossible" materials "unobtanium" as a shorthand. If they'd called it something like Mithril or any other fictional material, would that somehow be better? If they just randomly spewed technobabble ala Trek, would that be better?

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    15. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by cbhacking · · Score: 1

      You, personally, might not want to read it - but for those of us who appreciate our science fiction without truly extensive suspension of disbelief (such as such as would be required for suspension of rocks in the sky) there's a whole lot of background information that explains much of the science, technology, and culture found in the movie.

      Hopefully this isn't too much of a spoiler, but "unobtanium" is a natural, room-temperature superconductor. You remember the little chunk we're shown at the beginning? It's floating over a magnet. Take the same principle, but with chunks of mountain containing *lots* of unobtanium and a very strong magnetic field projected out of the ground, and you get flying mountains (perhaps with a little help from Pandora's low gravity). Oh, and regarding the name, I think that's a pretty good term for a material with properties like that. Science has been searching for such a thing for a long time, and it makes all sorts of interesting things possible (the term "unobtanium" has been used by scientists and engineers to describe a material currently unknown to science but which would have useful specific properties).

      As far as the plot goes, yeah it's not the most original. On the other hand, the setting and backstory take an old story and give it quite a bit of new life, in my opinion. Beyond that, I thought the acting was good, the characters were brilliant, the message was not overly subtle yet I strongly agree with it, and the science as actually pretty good - they really did their homework on a lot of topics. Add in superlative special effects and the best 3D experience I've ever seen, and it's a movie I've seen twice already and will gladly see again.

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    16. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by toxygen01 · · Score: 1

      Actually flying rocks were explained in script (and it was also drafted in the movie) that they are full of unobtanium which (as we could see) levitate under some circumstances. The commander of base mentioned in the movie that they can't make bulldozers dig the flying mountains...

    17. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Then the sex scene wouldn't have been as interesting; well maybe more interesting but less arousing.

    18. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "blue smurfs"???

      Are there orange smurfs that we are not aware of?

    19. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      actually, the flying rocks are explained, which begs another question for the whole storyline of the movie. See, the flying rocks are full of the "unobtanium" which in the flux force field changes it's density or something and hence floats, so the question is: "why couldn't the evil corporation just haul off one of the floating mountains of "unobtanium" instead of nuking the big tree to try to get the unobtaium thats underneath it?"

    20. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      > "good" aliens must look human for us to identify with them

      Identify with them? Hell, I want to have sex with them.

      Cameron was very careful to keep the sex-appeal in his aliens.

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    21. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      For all the talk of "Dances with Wolves", the two things that Avatar reminded me of the most were Ferngully and Alpha Centauri (the game, that is).

      Apart from the general plot being the same, the jealous boyfriend with a pair of hangers-on was pretty much the same guy that he was in Ferngully.

    22. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by Deadstick · · Score: 1

      Unobtanium was never meant to be serious. It's been an engineer's metaphor for a substance you wish you had, for at least thirty years that I know of. Not any more, of course: Hollywood has taken it for itself.

      Incidentally, we always spelled it "unobtainium".

      rj

    23. Re:Not bad for an update verion of "Fern Gully" by consonant · · Score: 1

      Better yet, try Pocahontas.

  19. another blockbuster for everyone with big visuals by marcuz · · Score: 1

    i saw it yesterday and was really dissapointed. next time please try less military parade and more of a storyline. it could be sooo good and they just fcked it up. what a pitty :(

  20. Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Saint · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I feel as though I am the only one not drinking from the cool-aid on this one. The story line, apart from the apparently necessary political message, is nothing more than a rehash of a million other stories. From the noble savage to the walking armor suit so reminiscent of the suit that worn in the Aliens finale by Sigourney Weaver, this story was a soup of elements found in many other stories and movies. Were this story presented as a book, without James Cameron's name, it would have been rejected outright.

    The only creative elements that exist in this movie were the special effects and associated artistry, which made the movie worth watching. They were outstanding.

    Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie. If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

    1. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      No you're not alone. The story was too generic to carry the movie.. it's all about the graphics.

      Tie that quality of rendering to a decent story then you've got a winner - possibly next year.

    2. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by fulldecent · · Score: 3, Funny

      I feel as though I am the only one not drinking from the cool-aid on this one. The story line, apart from the apparently necessary political message, is nothing more than a rehash of a million other stories. From the noble savage to the walking armor suit so reminiscent of the suit that worn in the Aliens finale by Sigourney Weaver, this story was a soup of elements found in many other stories and movies. Were this story presented as a book, without James Cameron's name, it would have been rejected outright.

      The only creative elements that exist in this movie were the special effects and associated artistry, which made the movie worth watching. They were outstanding.

      Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie. If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

      I don't see why everyone is raving about "special effects". Just watch any other movie, and turn up the hue setting on your TV, you'll get the same effect.

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    3. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The story line, apart from the apparently necessary political message, is nothing more than a rehash of a million other stories.

      I've heard this criticism of the plot many times from many people - but in this day and age, with so many movies having been released, when was the last movie that wasn't basically a rehash of something that came before it? Seriously, I can't think of anything genuinely novel (at least from Hollywood) for years. Maybe The Truman Show is the last unique storyline I can think of.

    4. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by MikeBabcock · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know what I saw when that walking suit of armour appears repeatedly in the movie? A Hollywood blockbuster that doesn't glorify violence.

      That suit is the epitome of good action movies. The villain at the end of the movie is the hero of so many 80's movies all wrapped up into one hollow marine, and he's reviled rather than regaled.

      I'm not sure which movie you saw, but I saw a fun touching love story with some really nice action sequences mixed in.

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    5. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Hatta · · Score: 1

      So what if the plot sucked? The plot wasn't the point. I'd have been happy if there were no plot, and just 3 hours of awesome 3d IMAX CG effects. If you want a good story, read a book. I for one don't care.

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    6. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by JerryLove · · Score: 1, Informative

      Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie. If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

      All stories that move you do so because they touch a personal experience or belief. Your beef seems to be that you feel there is a political message: and I'm sure you feel it's aimed at modern times.

      While there may be a political message, Avatar's plot (as stated by Cameron) is basically "Dances with Wolves", and most every complaint you have should be directed there. While you are at it, make sure to hit basically everything Miazaki ever did (Princess Mononoke).

      And if, like Dances with Wolves, the Natives are idealized: the colonial powers are not. The Na'vi are simply lucky there doesn't seem to be an equivelant to "small pox blankets".

      Given Cameron's history (True Lies, Titanic, The Abyss, Aliens (where nature is evil)) I don't think there's much case to be made that he's preaching.

    7. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      Just watch any other movie, and turn up the hue setting on your TV, you'll get the same effect.

      Just watch the long shots in "CSI: Miami". They do it for you...

      rj

    8. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      Congratulations. You've owned the film industry since Star Wars.

      rj

    9. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie."

      You clearly miss the point of art. Stick to being a human calculator, douche bag.

    10. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Hatta · · Score: 1

      With good reason too. The only reason to go to the theater is because they have better audio and video systems. If all a movie has is plot, that works just as well at home. So obviously, they cater to their strengths.

      Honestly, I'm not even sure why I'm supposed to care about plot anyway. It's all just a bunch of shit that never happened. So what's the point?

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    11. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie.

      Why wouldn't they?

      Art is communication as well as entertainment. I have strong political beliefs. As an artist, I am going to put those beliefs into my art because that is who I am. Why should I pretend to be something I'm not just so you don't get annoyed?

      As others have said, if you don't like it, you don't have to go see it.

    12. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Because it's boring. Aside from the visuals, you knew exactly what was going to happen next. For 160 minutes, you knew exactly what was coming as if you wrote the thing yourself. Sorry, but the visuals are only able to carry about 30 minutes or so for me. Beyond that, there needs to be a compelling story.

    13. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the "small nuke blankets" they will receive from Earth will be worse.

    14. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree. Bashing a movie for containing a walking suit of armor is like bashing a movie for containing a spaceship. Actual spaceships and actual walking suits of armor are being designed and built right now. You might as well criticize a movie for having a car in it.

    15. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I don't think you are the only one. In fact, virtually eveyone I know who has seen it (including me), every thread discussing it, and every review I've read of it (not many, but you know what I'm saying) has called the story trite, but the visuals spectacular. You're hardly in the minority here.

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    16. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The alien wasn't the bad guy in "Alien." The corporation was. They clearly knew they were putting their crew at extreme risk in their little side-op when writing the standing orders for the ship's computer.

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    17. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about "Big Fish" and "The Game"? I think those might be the only other 2 i can think of.

    18. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by sproingie · · Score: 1

      > Maybe The Truman Show is the last unique storyline I can think of.

      What about Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind?

      Funny thing, Jim Carrey is actually pretty good in serious roles.

    19. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie...?

      The best literature or art often advances a belief or a "side" if you will. Do you think Aliens or The Abyss offered no beliefs or morales? Or how about No Country For Old Men (moving beyond James Cameron and SF) which was actually an analysis of free will and fate? The problem with the "beliefs" laid in to Avatar is that they were clumsy, amateurish and clichéd. They stuck out and were annoying and preachy rather than thought-provoking. It is better to avoid allegory altogether than to do it poorly.

      A good story teller is one that can engage your mind and your senses. Sadly Avatar only engaged the senses.

    20. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by OmniBeing · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is fern gully in 3D but your complaint is ignorant. All stories have been told before and will be retold again, just slightly different. To say you can find elements from a 100 other stories as flaw in the writing seems ignorant to me. Storytelling is what drives our species: you think there's anything that hasn't been said already? It's all about arrangement, that's all. Composition of plot has been completed for centuries.

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    21. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by FlyingBishop · · Score: 1

      It seems pretty clear that you are enjoying the Avatar is a pointless liberal tract kool-aid with everyone else on the Internet.

      God forbid people use movies for any purpose other than entertainment. Movies aren't art.

    22. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      "Were this story presented as a book"

      That's why it wasn't presented as a book. If you want to read a book, read a book. Movies are not books because of the visual effects. A plot is a nice bonus, but not required.

    23. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The Truman show was a rehash of various ideas that had been in books for a long time.

    24. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TrumanShowPlot

      Unique, except for that Twilight Zone Episode, and all those other things on that page that came before it.

    25. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great, so basically it taught us to hate those that server in our military? Just another hollow marine...

    26. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tl:dr - Saint is politically opposed to the message, so the movie sucked.

    27. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie. If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

      Read up on aesthetics. Many (including myself) would point out that art is a form of expression, and its raison d'etre. You apparently wish to deny the artist self-expression.

    28. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1

      If you only watch movies for their literary value, please discover books.

      One can rightly revile any attempt at art for not being entertaining, sufficiently original, or functional (in its use of pathos, e.g.).

    29. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      I feel as though I am the only one not drinking from the cool-aid on this one. The story line, apart from the apparently necessary political message, is nothing more than a rehash of a million other stories.

      Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie. If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

      Yeah! Stop producing all this unoriginal, uninspired drivel and start producing inoffensive apolitical, aphilisophical, viewpointless masterpieces! That's how Art has worked the last few hundred years why stop now? I want entertainment that has no viewpoint but is meaningful and significant! The artist shouldn't try to inject any personal perspective on their work, that's how great art is made!

    30. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most every story is a rehash of a million other stories. That's how storytelling works. A movie doesn't have to have a completely original, twisted plotline to be enjoyable, so enjoy the show.

    31. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, it has to be said...

      Titanic - the other 1 billion move.

      Did you think the ship was NOT going to sink?

      Of course stories are retold. And sometimes the story can be epic in scale. he was going for proof of concept of the technology and a fairly nice movie.

      Original? Enough for the masses.

    32. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by TheSync · · Score: 1

      Maybe The Truman Show is the last unique storyline I can think of.

      "The Truman Show" just ripped off JenniCam...

    33. Re:Awful Story + great effects = Blockbuster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

      Just because you don't notice the political slant of a movie, it doesn't mean it isn't there. It's more likely invisible to you because you agree with it.

      Or maybe your point was that you watch very few movies?

  21. Re:Who's with me on this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    They did make a sequel

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD4OnHCRd_4 :)

  22. Then don't go/watch. Is that so hard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel as though I am the only one not drinking from the cool-aid on this one. The story line, apart from the apparently necessary political message, is nothing more than a rehash of a million other stories. From the noble savage to the walking armor suit so reminiscent of the suit that worn in the Aliens finale by Sigourney Weaver, this story was a soup of elements found in many other stories and movies. Were this story presented as a book, without James Cameron's name, it would have been rejected outright.

    The only creative elements that exist in this movie were the special effects and associated artistry, which made the movie worth watching. They were outstanding.

    Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie. If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

  23. Risky = success! by LS1+Brains · · Score: 1

    Quoted: "One of the riskiest movies of all times is now officially one of the most successful at the box office."

    Gee, I wonder if that's because people are getting more and more nauseous over the regurgitated offal force fed to us by the movie industry for the past two decades?

    Dear movie industry,
    Stop remaking 20-30 year old movies. Thank you.

    1. Re:Risky = success! by mpe · · Score: 1

      Quoted: "One of the riskiest movies of all times is now officially one of the most successful at the box office."

      Which is nonsense. A risk would be something like spending this amount of money making a movie without any "names" amongst the actors, writer(s), director(s), etc.

    2. Re:Risky = success! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ironically, apart from the massive SFX budget, this is pretty much a rehash of several movies from the last 20-30 years and is so bland, it's the least risky movie I've seen in years.

    3. Re:Risky = success! by Boldoran · · Score: 1

      It is completly possible to have a big budget movie with "names" that utterly fails. Waterworld for example.

  24. Forgot One Alternative... by GlennC · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And that was to just not go to the movies. This was the option I chose.

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  25. Can they lay off the pirates now? by Cinnaman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    With all those returns can they tell their P2P spying contractors to lay off people downloading AVIs from torrent sites?

    1. Re:Can they lay off the pirates now? by Cinnaman · · Score: 1

      Not offtopic you stupid fucker with mod points because this ties into how much money the movie studios make. They supposedly "lose" millions from people viewing a free low-res version.

  26. Great movie by oh2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I just came home from seeing Avatar in 3D and I must say it rivals Watchmen in sheer visual splendor. The story is a bit predictable, but I didnt really think about that until afterwards because I was so immersed in this beautiful world Cameron has created. It could have used a better soundtrack but then it would have been a completely different movie. Definetly worth the money, and well worth seeing again on the big screen.

    I disagree with the "not science fiction" thing, the fact that they didnt combobulate the parallell deflectors and set phasers to stun but instead treated technology as an everyday occurence makes it more believable. The idea of the planet as a network is neat as well, one can imagine the whole thing as a Post-Singularity society, with a sentient network of biological entities as the collective conciousness of the planet.

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    1. Re:Great movie by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

      I agree. I rarely go to the movies anymore, maybe once a year. This movie was worth the price to see it in 3D. The attention to detail in the CGI is amazing. The story like everyone else has said is a rehash of Fern Gully, Dances With Wolves, etc. Predictable, but not bad. The 3D isn't pop of the screen gimmicky 3D either it really adds to the depth of everything in the movie. This may be the first movie I pay to go see a second time.

    2. Re:Great movie by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      The story is a bit predictable

      A *bit* predictable? Seriously? Dude, within 15 minutes, if you hadn't figured out the basic plotting for the entire movie, you either weren't paying attention or you're too dumb to breath.

      I disagree with the "not science fiction" thing

      Yeah, me too. Of course it was science fiction. After all, it's a note-for-note rip-off of Dune, cleverly disguised by using a lush, green world instead of a sandy desert, then gutted to remove any of the bits that actually make Dune an interesting novel: evil corporation stealing, literally, unobtainium from savages who are "in touch" with their environment in ways the evil corporates can't understand. Character from evil corporation changes sides and becomes messiah figure. Character falls in love with savage. Messiah figure leads savages to victory. Heck, they even have ornithopter-like flying machines. Now just throw in a thinking forest composed of the thoughts of the dead, ala Orson Scott Card's "Children of the Mind". Oh, plus some Mechs ala every random anime you've ever seen.

      No, it's absolutely science fiction. Horribly derivative, unoriginal science fiction. But, hey, at least he picked a good book to rip off, amiright?

    3. Re:Great movie by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Whoops, s/Children of the Mind/Speaker for the Dead/ (well, both count, but the latter is where the idea is first introduced the concept).

    4. Re:Great movie by Neuroelectronic · · Score: 0

      who are you talking to?

    5. Re:Great movie by Luthe_Faydwire · · Score: 1

      The problem with the "technology" was that it did not make sense. They jacked into the bodies and controlled them half a world away without even a light speed delay. If they had progressed to mind transplant or genome modification that would allow the modification of humans it would have made more sense.

      That the bodies were custom to the DNA of the individual but not to the mind was also strange.

    6. Re:Great movie by AlecC · · Score: 1

      I reacted much as you have when I first saw it. And as the dazzle of the visuals has faded, the sheer awfulness of the plot has grown in my mind. Yes, it is science fiction - 1940's science fiction of the sort that gave science fiction a bad name. Combined with bad-guys from the 1980s ("Greed is good") and left over from Vietnam (the helicopters even look like new-tech Hueys). It is a whole heap of very dated tropes repainted with glittering visuals. And the visuals are, indeed, very very pretty. But there will be more films along using this technology. I mourn for the lost opportunity to tell a *good* SF story with the latest tech.

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    7. Re:Great movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fine. In Hollywood, the price for unoriginality is very very small. Too small in my opinion but ... okay, I don't have to watch this movie. A shame that Cameron didn't take a more original story and risk it like Star Wars.

      Ever here of the Hero's Journey?

    8. Re:Great movie by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Yeah, me too. Of course it was science fiction. After all, it's a note-for-note rip-off of Dune, cleverly disguised by using a lush, green world instead of a sandy desert, then gutted to remove any of the bits that actually make Dune an interesting novel: evil corporation stealing, literally, unobtainium from savages who are "in touch" with their environment in ways the evil corporates can't understand. Character from evil corporation changes sides and becomes messiah figure. Character falls in love with savage. Messiah figure leads savages to victory. Heck, they even have ornithopter-like flying machines. Now just throw in a thinking forest composed of the thoughts of the dead, ala Orson Scott Card's "Children of the Mind". Oh, plus some Mechs ala every random anime you've ever seen.

      Goddamn it, that is not how Dune went!

      Dune does not have an "evil corporation". CHOAM only exists on paper as a device for distributing trade profits to the Great Houses. The villain is a feudal lord, and a fuckton cleverer than any of the gits in Avatar. Actually, everyone in Dune was cleverer than the saps in Avatar. The Atreides walked straight into a trap and they were cleverer than everyone in Avatar.

      Paul Atreides never "changed sides". He always played his own side, and he knew that he was controlling the Fremen to win his fief and later his empire. Paul was a messiah figure, yes, but only because the Bene Gesserit and his mother genetically engineered and trained him for that role -- making him just a rather ambiguous messiah. Note that the Mahdi/Lisan al-Gaib was the messiah figure, whereas Kwisatz Haderach meant "male with lots of superpowers and genetic memory", but that they fitted together because the Missionaria Protectiva had deliberately implanted messiah-legends in the Fremen culture to prepare them to accept the Kwisatz Haderach as leader when they bring him.

      The Fremen were not savages. They had a culture with enough science to manufacture the stillsuits and other Fremkit components themselves, and once the older Dr. Kynes joined them they had the ecological science to slowly terraform their planet. They lived "in harmony" with the desert as a survival adaptation with eyes towards transforming it into a human-friendly environment. You can't call them savages just because they seem more like Bedouin than Westerners.

      So then the ambiguous-messiah leads the not-savages to victory by threatening supplies of an essential natural resource (note that Avatar totally missed the "keep the unobtainium flowing" angle). He thus tragically dooms himself, because winning back his fief and an empire for himself using deliberately-stoked religious fanaticism creates a fanatic cult that the so-called "messiah" can't actually control. He then loses the Fremen girl he loved so much and cannot stand the thought of what he'd have to do to set humanity back on a healthy course, so he marches into the desert to die and leaves that task to his son. He doesn't just kick out the "evil imperialists" and somehow obtain a nature-hippie utopia complete with loving wife and noble-savage lifestyle.

      Why yes, I am a Dune fanboy. What tipped you off?

  27. Why did stern pinball trun down make a game based by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why did stern pinball trun down make a game based on this?

  28. Re:Awful Story + great effects = James Cameron by happy_place · · Score: 1

    James Cameron has done this to us before. Titanic had the same effect. Everyone was swooning, until they realized just how vapid the story was... and people started making fun of "I'm the king of the world!" and the old lady who throws away the insanely valuable necklace... [shudder] So all we need do now is mock Avatar endlessly... and cynicism will win the day. :)

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  29. Avatar? by Jkasd · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Oh yeah, I saw it... with MY GIRLFRIEND!

    1. Re:Avatar? by jestill · · Score: 1

      You know, if this stage of your relationship lasts more than a week, I am legally allowed to stab you both.

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    2. Re:Avatar? by lammy · · Score: 1

      The most brutal way I've ever seen someone handle this was 'Oh, you have a girlfriend. Are you going to get married?' 'I, uh, don't know--' 'Well, do you love her?' '...' 'Anyway, what were you saying about the movie?'

    3. Re:Avatar? by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      stab

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  30. Nope haven't seen it either by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    Everything I've heard makes it sound like it's to film what Donkey Kong Country was to video games. (DKC was graphically impressive for the SNES but the game underneath all of that was meh. I don't think anybody would have cared for the game if it looked like say Super Mario World and played the same as DKC. I hear the same is true of Avatar.)

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    1. Re:Nope haven't seen it either by anss123 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      (DKC was graphically impressive for the SNES but the game underneath all of that was meh. I don't think anybody would have cared for the game if it looked like say Super Mario World and played the same as DKC.

      DKC was the best platformer evah. Really. DKL was great too and on the 8-bit Game Boy so graphics wasn't all that important. What made DKC so much better than SMW was that you can run through levels - on the first try - by simply being bold. SMW, Sonic and even the new SMB games puts more emphasis on memorization and figuring out the levels - if I try to play like I do with DKC/DKL I just die and die and die.

      SMW did secrets better than DKC though. I remember feeling almost proud at getting that green star while with DKC I stopped playing at 60% I think.

      (Not that I disagree that Avatar is more wizzbang than story.)

    2. Re:Nope haven't seen it either by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Actually if you want to compare to video games I would say that Crysis would be a better example.

    3. Re:Nope haven't seen it either by anss123 · · Score: 1

      Actually if you want to compare to video games I would say that Crysis would be a better example.

      Argh, my favorite PC game in recent times. CoD4 was a scripted snorefest in comparison, was sad to see CoD6 selling truckloads.

    4. Re:Nope haven't seen it either by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      Hmm looks like I ended my post early, I actually loved Crysis as well except for the plot which was stupid. Game play was decent enough, messing with the Koreans never gets old.
       
      It just seems there are a lot of people who said the game was all about the looks.

  31. BluRay Won't Cut It by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't go see movies very often but this is one film that I was very happy to see in theaters. I realized about 20 minutes into the alien world that it was well worth the money to see it now - I don't think even the nicest BluRay player and HDTV can faithfully reproduce all of the computer generated detail they packed into this film.

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    1. Re:BluRay Won't Cut It by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      More the TVs than Blu-Ray itself HDMI 1.4 spec will be able to do 4096×2160p at 24Hz, you won't be able to do 3d with that though.

  32. 3D? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I havn't seen the movie yet, and really don't intend to unless my wife drags me there. Really one of the things that's keeping me away is the whole 3d deal. Did James Cameron invent some new type of 3d movie process that gets rid of the horrible blurry/eyestrain polarized glasses technique that 3d movies have been using for the past 2 or 3 decades? Did he manage to get this new method distributed to thousands of theatres nationwide?

    If it's using the old method, what's all the raving about? It's ok to watch 15 minutes of muppetvision 3d or honey-i-shrunk-the-audience, but I can't imagine sitting there trying to watch a full-length movie with those things on, ugh.

    If it's using a new method, I'd be interested in hearing about it.

    Yes, I'm aware it's available in 2D.

    1. Re:3D? by GigaHurtsMyRobot · · Score: 1

      Judge for yourself. I think you'll find it to be amazing. I do believe it is a new technology, or at least a new way of using it... You still wear polarized glasses, but there was no eye strain..

    2. Re:3D? by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the science behind the 3D, but the end result did look amazing and I forgot I was even wearing the glasses after a couple of minutes. From the very first scene where people were waking up in zero-G in a mile-long star ship interior, I was wowed.

      It wasn't like any of the carnival 3D flicks I've seen before, and I didn't have any eye-strain. (I know what you mean about crappy 3D; but for some reason this didn't hurt my head.) Anyway, since it doesn't cost any more to see it in 3D than in 2D, I'd definitely opt for the gee-whiz version if you're going to watch it.

      The film, like everything Cameron has done, was formula to the bone. The criticisms against Avatar are founded largely I think on the fact that unlike his previous fare, this one wasn't quite as tight. There were a couple of logical, "Huh?" moments for me, primarily because tree people with sticks v.s. space people with machine guns really only has one ending. But by and large it was still well worth $10. Given that the last three films I saw in theaters included, "Star Trek", "Indy 4" and "X-Files", James Cameron's latest offers by far the most entertaining and least awful Fantasy/Sci-Fi.

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    3. Re:3D? by furby076 · · Score: 1

      type of 3d movie process that gets rid of the horrible blurry/eyestrain polarized glasses technique

      Do you wear glasses? Some people, depending on their eye specifications, will always suffer 3d movie strain. It's a small portion of the population and not the fault of the movie makers....your eyes just can't handle it.

      Anyhow, give it a try. Even without the 3d, however, the world designed was gorgeous so that may entice you if you like nice visuals. 3d just makes it 3d.

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  33. fabulous animation doesn't excuse banality... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    It's a stereotyped cowboy and indian flick; even with "hostiles." The bad guys are all white males, and the worst have southern accents. The only people with intelligence or perception are female. The male hero only learns when mentored by a female.
          It's a combination of Dances with Wolves, and Mononoke, but without the charm of either. Fabulous animation does not make up for appalling imagery and story.

  34. Inflation adjusted Boxoffice results? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is annoying to see record after record broken, year after year, when most of them wouldn't count for much when compared to older blockbuster movies after these are adjusted for inflation.

    I'm sure the perfected marketing made a big hit more likely now than a few decades ago, but inflation adjusted records would still be more truthful.

    Or even simpler, though shockingly uncapitalistic - how many people (the creatures a movie is made for, after all) watched a given movie? After all, higher ticket prices for more expensive 3D effects inflate the profit, but not the viewership.

    1. Re:Inflation adjusted Boxoffice results? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      but inflation adjusted records would still be more truthful.

            Better yet - actual number of tickets sold, instead of a dollar figure. Then you don't have to worry about inflation and exchange rates at all.

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    2. Re:Inflation adjusted Boxoffice results? by Comboman · · Score: 1

      Inflation Adjusted Box-Office Results Avatar has not been added yet, but it will likely still be in the top 5.

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  35. So Avatar is to film what DKC is to video games? by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Haven't seen Avatar but the over all "Looks great but what's underneath kind of sucks" sounds like Donkey Kong Country. (I mean would anybody have cared about DKC if it looked like Super Mario World?)

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  36. it's actually Pocahontas...OF THE FUTURE! by speedwaystar · · Score: 1

    That James Cameron shooting script in full: http://imgur.com/JmRmb

  37. Made to sell 3d Tech by KDEnut · · Score: 1

    I keep having to remind myself that this movie wasn't made so much to sell tickets so much as to re-sell 3D to the masses.

    Most consumers had written off most 3D flicks to cheesy horror flicks where the ax is getting thrown right at you.

    Notice in this movie the astounding lack of "COMING AT YOU!" 3D moments, and more use of the visuals to help set the mood & stage for what was going on in the movie (ie: busy control room, falling ashes, etc).

    Coincedently this is exactly what I preach to my friends & family about when I said that if the MPAA wants to continue to exist, they'll find a way to fill the theater seats. This innovation will help for the next 5 years or so until the consumer market saturates with 3D glasses & Tech.

    1. Re:Made to sell 3d Tech by mpe · · Score: 1

      Coincedently this is exactly what I preach to my friends & family about when I said that if the MPAA wants to continue to exist, they'll find a way to fill the theater seats. This innovation will help for the next 5 years or so until the consumer market saturates with 3D glasses & Tech.

      Depends very much on if there is a sucessful "home 3D" tech, especially with broadcaster support.

  38. Er by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad the movie is a pile of poo.

  39. Some thoughts about common comments on the film by assertation · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've been hearing a lot of people making comments that the story in Avatar is not a new story

    Any literature teacher will tell you there are no new stories and haven't been for centuries.

    A great work is a great great work by virtue of how well the story is told.
    ( Good writing, good acting, good script, etc )

    Shakespeare is often given as an example. None of his plots were original but his works are still valued centuries later.

    That being said Avatar is not Shakespeare. It is showcase for next generation special effects like Star Wars or Jurassic Park. Movies like that are rarely enjoyable once you are no longer impressed by the effects......they don't have anything else.

    I don't see the message of the film as a problem. You can't have a story without a message. People don't like political messages in their entertainment if they disagree with the politics. Doesn't matter if you are a conservative or a liberal. Everybody reacts like that, few are honest about it.

    I think the message in Avatar is a good message to be repeated. Too much of the world operates on the ideas of justice being the will of the stronger and history being written by the victor. I believe that embedding messages like Avatar's in entertainment will encourage respect for all people, whether or not they can bomb the hell out of you.

    That can only lead to good things.

    1. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Abcd1234 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've been hearing a lot of people making comments that the story in Avatar is not a new story

      Any literature teacher will tell you there are no new stories and haven't been for centuries.

      Bah, that's a bullshit excuse. While there are "no new stories", people seem to have no trouble taking a story and creating a new spin, investigating new ideas, or otherwise adding their own unique twist. Not so for Avatar. Avatar isn't just "not a new story". It's a completely fucking ripoff of Dune, Dances with Wolves, and any other "noble savage" tale you've ever come across. As for the message, Cameron just took the Gaia concept and dressed it up with a little science fiction technobabble. It's utterly derivative. The only thing unique about it is the visual effects. That's it.

      No, Avatar is an incredibly average-to-below-average story that's been dressed up so it's nice and pretty. That's it, that's all.

    2. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by dkf · · Score: 1

      Avatar isn't just "not a new story". It's a completely fucking ripoff of Dune, Dances with Wolves, and any other "noble savage" tale you've ever come across

      Separate "story" and "message" from "script".

      There's not that many basic stories out there (really!) but that's been true for thousands of years. Stop whining about it. The message is a bit hokey and thick, but it's not too sucky. (Or are you the kind of guy who cheers on the oppressors?)

      The biggest problem with Avatar is the script. It's the poorest element of the whole film because it plays very safe. OTOH, given the level of risk elsewhere I can see why they played safe. But now it's made a mountain of money, I hope Cameron will get a better scriptwriter for the sequel. (Yes, he's said that if it made enough he'd do another one. If fifth biggest grossing movie of all time within under a month of opening isn't "enough money" I don't know what is.) The advantage of that is that they'll be able to share a lot of the art assets.

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    3. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by khallow · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It is showcase for next generation special effects like Star Wars or Jurassic Park.

      Except that Star Wars and Jurassic Park will probably be watched centuries from now. They have value beyond merely the special effects.

      I think the message in Avatar is a good message to be repeated. Too much of the world operates on the ideas of justice being the will of the stronger and history being written by the victor. I believe that embedding messages like Avatar's in entertainment will encourage respect for all people, whether or not they can bomb the hell out of you.

      For the people gullible enough to take their beliefs from a movie with cartoonish, childlike morality, you might be right. For the people who use the gullible, this movie is a joke.

    4. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I think you're right that there aren't new stories, and sometimes people who ask for "originality" as missing the point somewhat. On the other hand, one of the big reasons we retell the same stories and reframe them as new stories is to keep the fresh and relevant. If the general consensus is that it feels too derivative of other stories, it might mean that the author failed somewhat in his reinvention.

      I haven't seen Avatar yet, though, so I can't really comment on whether Cameron failed.

    5. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by xant · · Score: 1

      > I think the message in Avatar is a good message to be repeated. Too much of the world operates on the ideas of justice being the will of the stronger and history being written by the victor.

      The blue people won. (Whoops, spoiler alert! Haha just kidding, you already knew that anyway.) I think this movie shows their biased viewpoint. James Cameron, quit trying to rewrite history.

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    6. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Separate "story" and "message" from "script".

      WTF are you talking about? The script is an expression of the story. The message is embedded in the script. It makes no sense to separate those things because they're one and the same.

      There's not that many basic stories out there (really!) but that's been true for thousands of years. Stop whining about it.

      And again, you're missing the point. Dune is unquestionably a great book. It's an effective parable of the relationship between the west and the middle east. It's an exploration of a science fiction concept (the spice) and it's greater effect on society. It's a depiction of a deeply detailed society and how their environment shaped their culture. It is, in short, a great book.

      But at it's core, it's just a messiah story. However, it's far from unoriginal.

      But Avatar? Avatar is also a messiah story. But it's so generic, so trite, so incredibly shallow that it brings nothing new to the table. It is, in it's entirety, unoriginal.

    7. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by penguinchris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree with your post, but I have to point out - Star Wars and Jurassic Park are your examples? Both showcased next-generation special effects, yes, but those *are* the rare cases that are still enjoyable to watch, even though the effects are dated now!

    8. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      That can only lead to good things.

      Well it probably won't lead to mechas and you have to admit that mechas are pretty cool.

    9. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by SuiteSisterMary · · Score: 1

      Nah, you didn't sit around till after the credits to read the epilogue. 'After the Corporate workers returned to Earth, with their tales (and videos, and other documented evidence) of a violent Native uprising, complete with gruesome photos of soldiers impaled with spears, arrows in throats, and one heartbreaking picture of a solider holding his buddy's bleeding corpse, which went into the history books with the photo of the flag on Suribachi, the naked Vietnamese child running from the napalmed village, and other such photos, a full military expedition was mounted. Six years later, the ships arrived back at Pandora, and after half an hour of precise kinetic bombardment, the Na'vi were no longer an issue, and Unobtanium output doubled.'

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    10. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is true. Additionally, there are not any new points of conflict in the human experience either that haven't already been hashed out over hundreds of generations of humans: we live, we love, we hate, we fight, we endure, etc. These conflicts span generations and there are not any new ways to resolve them, yet we still write films and stories that revolve around them. In fact, we could probably reduce every story into existence into "good vs evil." Why bother making any new films and stories then? As someone pointed out earlier, what makes a story good is it's delivery and describing an experience that you can relate to.

      Though, I still don't understand romance films. How many ways can you make a story about a rich, single, handsome playboy who "changes" for the regular hometown gal. I guess they never want to talk about the marriage seven years later in romance stories...

    11. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Too much of the world operates on the ideas of justice being the will of the stronger and history being written by the victor. "

      And yet, that's exactly what this movie's message is.

    12. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been hearing a lot of people making comments that the story in Avatar is not a new story

      Any literature teacher will tell you there are no new stories and haven't been for centuries.

      Bah, that's a bullshit excuse. While there are "no new stories", people seem to have no trouble taking a story and creating a new spin, investigating new ideas, or otherwise adding their own unique twist. Not so for Avatar. Avatar isn't just "not a new story". It's a completely fucking ripoff of Dune, Dances with Wolves, and any other "noble savage" tale you've ever come across. As for the message, Cameron just took the Gaia concept and dressed it up with a little science fiction technobabble. It's utterly derivative. The only thing unique about it is the visual effects. That's it.

      No, Avatar is an incredibly average-to-below-average story that's been dressed up so it's nice and pretty. That's it, that's all.

      Where were all the people like you hiding on Slashdot when The Matrix and sequels came out? Everyone who mentioned that The Matrix story was just a derivative of Kant philosophy and Buddhism but with guns and special effects got modded troll or flame bait.

    13. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Where were all the people like you hiding on Slashdot when The Matrix and sequels came out? Everyone who mentioned that The Matrix story was just a derivative of Kant philosophy and Buddhism but with guns and special effects got modded troll or flame bait.

      Oh, I'm sorry, there was other movies or books that contained the exact same narrative as The Matrix?

      Hint: Just because a movie espouses an established philosophy, doesn't mean it's unoriginal. Avatar is unoriginal because it *lifts it's entire storyline from another movie*.

    14. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by swframe · · Score: 1

      > Except that Star Wars and Jurassic Park will probably be watched centuries from now.
      That is really very unlikely given the rate at which we'll advance technologically. I don't think those movies will impress you even 10 years from now. It should be possible in 10 years to ... a) render 3d movies in real time in your personal head set b) render 3d movies where you are a character in the movie. basically gaming and movies will merge.

    15. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where were all the people like you hiding on Slashdot when The Matrix and sequels came out? Everyone who mentioned that The Matrix story was just a derivative of Kant philosophy and Buddhism but with guns and special effects got modded troll or flame bait.

      Oh, I'm sorry, there was other movies or books that contained the exact same narrative as The Matrix?

      Hint: Just because a movie espouses an established philosophy, doesn't mean it's unoriginal. Avatar is unoriginal because it *lifts it's entire storyline from another movie*.

      Avatar is to Dances with Wolves as The Matrix is to Neuromancer, several Philip K. Dick stories, The Sleeping Man, Dark City, Life is a Dream, Snow Crash. You really think the "machine invasion" motif is original to sci-fi as well?

    16. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Avatar is to Dances with Wolves as The Matrix is to Neuromancer, several Philip K. Dick stories, The Sleeping Man, Dark City, Life is a Dream, Snow Crash. You really think the "machine invasion" motif is original to sci-fi as well?

      ROFL, that's not at all the same. Avatar is literally the *exact same plot* as DwW. The Matrix has no such direct analog. It is at best deeply inspired by the movies/books you cite. But it's hardly a carbon copy, as is the case with Avatar.

    17. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by srobert · · Score: 1

      "People don't like political messages in their entertainment if they disagree with the politics."

      I tend to agree with Cameron's message here. But the film left me with the impression that Cameron considers those who disagree with him to be lacking in intelligence, and I think that's counterproductive. Despite this and the lack of originality in the story, I enjoyed the film.

    18. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Any literature teacher will tell you there are no new stories and haven't been for centuries.

      And it's a poor teacher who can do nothing but regurgitate an ancient Greek conceit. There are plenty of stories that don't follow the same old themes. (And even Shakespeare 'broke rules' in some of his plays. Hamlet comes to mind. There are parts that vaguely resemble older works, but other parts alien to older works). Adherents to the no-new-stories thing have to use very twisted arguments to try to force some of the new stuff into the old mold - which should be a pretty clear indication that the old theory is wrong. Though if all you watch are the repeated clone movies, then maybe that's part of why you believe nothing is new...

    19. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avatar is to Dances with Wolves as The Matrix is to Neuromancer, several Philip K. Dick stories, The Sleeping Man, Dark City, Life is a Dream, Snow Crash. You really think the "machine invasion" motif is original to sci-fi as well?

      ROFL, that's not at all the same. Avatar is literally the *exact same plot* as DwW. The Matrix has no such direct analog. It is at best deeply inspired by the movies/books you cite. But it's hardly a carbon copy, as is the case with Avatar.

      So you're saying the Indians won in Dances with Wolves? :P

    20. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by khallow · · Score: 1

      That is really very unlikely given the rate at which we'll advance technologically.

      It's already been a considerable stretch of time for Star Wars. The point you're missing is that already, these movies are carried by their stories, not their special effects.

    21. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Dune is not a "noble savage" story. No civilization with chemical and ecological engineering techniques beyond those of current-day science can be called "savages" just because they seem more like Bedouin Muslims than Judeo-Christian-Postenlightenment Westerners -- we call that racism.

      That said, the instant they introduced that really big pterodactyl thingy as The Big One that you ride to show your supreme mastery of everything Na'vi, I started hoping they would at least lampshade their complete unoriginality by calling it "Shai-Hulud". I was again disappointed.

    22. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      lewl, fair enough. Perhaps Dune is a better example (I'm actually surprised more people haven't caught on to the similarities between Avatar and Dune). :)

    23. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by dangitman · · Score: 1

      It's already been a considerable stretch of time for Star Wars.

      And already, youngsters find it boring and hackneyed. It really doesn't have a particularly strong story.

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    24. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen Avatar, but it would have to be pretty awful for it to be less likely to be watched centuries from now compared to Jurassic Park...perhaps you were still a kid when it came out and that has gilded your memories, but seriously...the book was ok, but the movie...urgh.

    25. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Avatar isn't just "not a new story". It's a completely fucking ripoff of Dune, Dances with Wolves, and any other "noble savage" tale you've ever come across. As for the message, Cameron just took the Gaia concept and dressed it up with a little science fiction technobabble. It's utterly derivative.

      How can Avatar be a complete ripoff of all those things at the same time, unless they are all ripoffs of each other? (Hint: A "synthesis" is something that combines one or more old things to make something new.)

    26. Re:Some thoughts about common comments on the film by Boldoran · · Score: 1

      Sadly that is exactly how it would play out. Heck it pretty much already has happened.

  40. Overhyped, but well-timed by ThreeGigs · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The scenery was cool, but not all that impressive. If you've ever played the Myst series of games, you'll know that striking visuals and landscapes like that have been done before. In fact, my first reaction on seeing Pandora was that it looked just like something I'd expect to see in Riven, and that's nearly a decade old.

    The graphics were...ok. Sorry, but I really expected better. The cgi rendered reflections in the soldiers' face masks was a nice detail touch, but it made them look artificial. No stray strands of hair, 'flat' skin (just texture, not topographically modeled), and odd lighting effects looked unnatural.

    The physics weren't all that great either. Turn your hand around quickly and you'll notice it 'jiggles' for a moment after you stop it. Not in the movie.. flesh didn't behave as I expected. Watch closely in the background when they are climbing up to choose their flying mounts, you'll notice their movements look like insects. We're introduced to scarface while he's lifting weights so he can keep in shape in the 'low gravity', and yet I saw no low gravity effects.

    The sounds were the killer though. Whoever did the sound effects needs to be fired (upon). All of the flying craft used ducted fans for propulsion, and yet they all made the sounds of a helicopter. That, to me was the most distracting element, especially because there were so many scenes with flying craft.

    It was good, yes. But not great. It was't realistic enough for me to believe... I kept getting jarred back to reality by the incongruities. You notice something isn't quite right, and maybe you can't put you finger on it, but it still nags at the back of your mind to remind you it's fake. And all of that could be forgiven if the story were compelling enough, but I've read too many similar 'persecuted aliens' stories to be impressed. It was, at least, worth the price of admission, which is something I find is all too rare these days.

    1. Re:Overhyped, but well-timed by fprintf · · Score: 1

      Suspension of disbelief was difficult for anyone remotely technical. There were things that didn't make sense. However for those of us who either have the ability to put our technical analysis aside or simply do not know enough to question the validity this was a fantastic movie. I knew going in that the story was old, and yet I really liked everything about it. I didn't notice the "low gravity" thing until sometime after the movie. So really the disbelief is happening after the movie viewing, for me, than during. This made attending this movie a very enjoyable experience.

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    2. Re:Overhyped, but well-timed by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      After seeing Avatar, I found it looked a lot like one of the islands in Myst III With all the bright colors and dynamic plant life.

      Part of the low gravity things can be explained (at least in the Na'vi) by them being ten feet tall and still being able to walk. On Earth they would have to have some pretty strong bones to be able to stand.

    3. Re:Overhyped, but well-timed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, I loved how the villain in the walking-robot-suit pulled out a walking-robot-sized knife to fight with. /facepalm

    4. Re:Overhyped, but well-timed by swframe · · Score: 1

      I didn't like the way the blue girl's boobs were rendered. The details were pretty poor.
      Her boob had something in front of them, like a necklace, but it didn't move as it should. It didn't swing forward when she leaned forward, it didn't blow in the wind when she was flying.

    5. Re:Overhyped, but well-timed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're on a world where everything is hostile to you. Getting out of your mech suit is death. Do you really think it's that farfetched that they would have given these walker things a melee weapon that won't run out of ammo for use when all else fails? Or to cut brush to make walking easier?

      Now, the fact that said knives were weak enough to be broken so easily is something else, but I mean, come on, why wouldn't it have a walker sized knife?

    6. Re:Overhyped, but well-timed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry for the AC post, but I don't have an account, and don't care to just for one post.

      Also....SPOILERS!

      ...and yet I saw no low gravity effects.

      Rotorcraft operate with a rotor-surface area far too small for the resulting downwash experienced underneath the blades.

      Avatar-mode Sully leaps 3 times his height to attack the armor suit while wielding the rather large mass of the suit's bladed weapon.

      A humanoid that probably masses somewhere between 2-3 times an average human falls off an aircraft several thousand feet above the jungle. He not only survives, but the repeated impact with the various layers of the jungle canopy serves to break his fall, rather than shatter his skeleton.

      Flying creatures the size of the largest land mammals on earth can not only glide on non-feathered leathery wings, but gain altitude and even take off without a running start.

      A human in an armor suit jumps out of a crashing aircraft from treetop level (at least 100 feet, but that's just a guess), and lands upright. He is not smashed into a tomato-sauce-and-bones mess, but merely emits a grunt as if he'd hopped down from a step-ladder.

      The Home Tree. Think about how tall it was, the resulting mass, and what that would imply about the strength of the cellulose structure if Pandora DIDN'T have low gravity.

      All of the flying craft used ducted fans for propulsion, and yet they all made the sounds of a helicopter.

      I thought this was odd, too, but I'm a pilot with an aeronautical engineering degree. Joe Six pack knows how a helicopter should sound. The aircraft looked and operated like helicopters. If they sounded like counter-rotating ducted rotorcraft, which probably would sound somewhat like a supersized turbofan, Joe would have been confused.

  41. Don't Let Avatar Influence Your Statements So Much by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie.

    Because movies are a valid and welcomed medium for getting these messages across. I think you're letting Avatar influence your blanket statement above. I've seen this go horribly wrong two ways. You can belabor a belief or political idea in a movie to a point where nobody will be able to stomach it and you can also use such a tired message that most people are sick of hearing it. I haven't seen Avatar mostly because I feared the Fern Gully message so many other posters have mentioned. While the political message is valid, I'm sick of hearing it. Not because I don't care but because I read enough of it in the news.

    This isn't true of all people, some people are going to love Avatar. And for a younger viewer it might be new to them. Fine. In Hollywood, the price for unoriginality is very very small. Too small in my opinion but ... okay, I don't have to watch this movie. A shame that Cameron didn't take a more original story and risk it like Star Wars. Or even to tell a similar message about mankind's follies with a more complicated story like District 9 did. But he's James Cameron and the monetary risk was huge so of course we got some Grade F gruel that has been slammed into our gullets fifty times or more. This plot was sure to be labeled 'acceptable' by the public committee on what people will swallow.

    If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

    Please, I implore you, watch Brazil or Dr. Strangelove. Listen to Bob Dylan or Pete Seeger. Now tell me that those movies and songs wouldn't be the same without those messages. There's an example of people using an artistic medium to get a message across that -- while not always original -- was not tired and was done tastefully. That message actually comprised much of what made them who they are. There's an appropriate way to do it but the artist always risks losing people by baking in a message that is contrary to what some people believe. James Cameron lost very few viewers with his message because it was a safe one. But if it had been more original it would have been brilliant and more timeless.

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  42. Cameron is a good director. There, I said it. by Qbertino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While James Cameron isn't in my top list of directors by a long shot, having seen most (all?) of his movies and now Avatar I have to admit he is a good director. He does the movies he likes and he puts loads of personal effort and risk into them. And he knows how to get the plot, visuals *and* the screenplay right. I said *right* not original or superb. Given, the Avatar plot isn't anything new. Cameron boldfacidly admitted in an interview that it was 'Dances with Wolves' (..Pocahontas/Ferngully/etc. ...) in SF and I, as everyone else, was prepared to see a generic plotline unfold.

    But:
    I was suprised that the didn't flog a dead horse in terms of stale american cornyness in dialouge. There was a bit to much of that in Abyss and I was surprised that he'd improved on that in leaps and bounds. The play and dialog where simply textbook, no more and no less, but they avoided pressing any issue. It was as if Cameron almost expected one to know the story. And Avatars pacing is excellent, imho. No strange Abyss-like 'Submarine drama turned ET' plot-turns or mood-swings. Just the right amount of action, tension, poetry and subplot you can expect and not to much avantgarde experimenting as not to confuse the target audience, i.e. the masses. The FX are first class and lack the significant botches that disturbed the visual experience in 'Attack of the Clones'. I was prepared for something like that in the 95% CGI movie that Avatar is, and was glad they didn't screw up.

    Bottom line: Camerons movies are certainly not top-of-the-line in terms of avantgarde and arthouse, but they are allways a sure bet for a few hours of popcorn-movie fun. Which, as I understand, is his intention. And thus makes him a good director, in my book.

    My 2 cents.

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    1. Re:Cameron is a good director. There, I said it. by Luyseyal · · Score: 1

      The FX are first class and lack the significant botches that disturbed the visual experience in 'Attack of the Clones'.

      REALLY? That's really the major problem with Attack of the Clowns? Because I thought it was the Script, the Acting, and the Plot that disturbed the visual experience of that stinker. <shudder> The only thing great about that movie was Yoda's fight scene and that was just pure spectacle. Thank god I only paid $1.50 to watch that POS.

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  43. It's a hollywood movie we are talking about by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It seems /. now has an established "let's bash Avatar" theme, along the lines of distrusting government, ridiculing religion, etc.

    Come on, folks - all these "blockbuster" movies recycle old plot lines and have lots of predictable elements. I don't see anything different about anything else that comes out of Hollywood. All big-budget movies are intended to be entertaining eye candy. That's just what Avatar is, and it does a great job of it. If you want to spend your time on something weighty and intellectual, pick up a book rather than heading to the movie theatre.

  44. Ignoring the 3D buzzword by asdf7890 · · Score: 1

    Ignoring the 3D buzzword, as my eyes are buggered in such a way that I can barely be considered to have 3D vision normally so tricks to improve the apparent depth of film visuals don't tend to work for me at all, is it still impressive enough as switch-your-brain-off-and-eat-the-eye-candy type fantasy goes? Or are people just flocking to see it primarily for the 3D gimmick?

    1. Re:Ignoring the 3D buzzword by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      I am curious about this too. When I've tried the new 3D films in the past few years, or seen the ones like the Muppet one at Disney or the Terminator one at Universal Studios, I have trouble getting the effect. Only in very certain cases do I actually perceive the 3D effect - the best I've seen it is during the Terminator one when it sticks the metal pokers out of the screen.

      I'm not sure if I'm going to see Avatar for this reason - I already know I don't like several things about it from the trailer (character design) and from what I've heard regarding the plot, so I don't want to sit through three hours of blurriness because the 3D doesn't usually work for me, and I don't think it's worth seeing in 2D at all.

    2. Re:Ignoring the 3D buzzword by Ecuador · · Score: 1

      There is no "blurriness", the movie is as blurry (at out of focus sections of the screen) as any other movie. Without the glasses it looks "blurry" as it is two superimposed images, but separating them is simply a function of the polarizing glasses - it doesn't involve your brain.
      Also the particular movie does not really use 3D as a "gimmic" with things flying towards the audience etc, it is just used for enhancing the user experience, so it doesn't really distract.
      Moreover, you say you can't get the 3D effect and then you cite the Muppet Vision 3D, I have to tell you that I have enjoyed dozens of Imax 3D movies, yet I got very horribly dizzy at the Muppet movie's lame attempt at 3D. Looking at wikipedia it seems to be a 20 year old movie, and I bet it wasn't state of the art even then (it is a fun show though, esp. if you like the muppets). My point is, if you haven't given Imax 3D a chance, don't completely write-off 3D. And what better movie to test whether you like Imax 3D than Avatar!

      PS. Obviously if you have very bad or no vision from one eye, disregard the above, as no 3D technology will help.

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    3. Re:Ignoring the 3D buzzword by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw it at a regular, 2-d theater, and I still thought it was fantastic. YMMV as far as liking the plot goes; as people have said above, that kind of story has been done before. Personally, I'm a sucker for that sort of story, so I liked that aspect too.

      I honestly thought going in that most of the scenes with the big blue things were people in makeup and costume. Wasn't until later that I discovered that wasn't ever the case. I thought it really was that good. The high level of detail they applied to the faces of the Na'vi, combined with the fact that they are, after all, not entirely human managed to keep the film entirely out of the uncanny valley for me.

      Bottom line: I would pay to see it again, even on a 2-d screen.

      (FWIW)

  45. Extremely high ticket prices equal big bucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Couldn't have been too hard to reach $1-Billion worldwide when the ticket prices were over $15 each, I imagine in places like NYC they were closer to $30. I didn't bother to waste money on tickets, I'll just buy a Bluray copy for less than the price of 2 tickets in a few months or rent it off Netflix for essentially free.

  46. i would never go see a movie by the other cameron by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    that is, kirk cameron:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kirk_Cameron

    mainly because i'm not really interested in his evangelical christianity

    but what i wouldn't do is go see his movie, knowing what i was getting into, and then once outside the movie, complain about being preached at with political messages. well, what the hell did i expect?

    you knew what you were getting into. its disingenuous of you to complain about the environmental message of the movie, when you could have sniffed it out from the context of the movie 20 miles away

    james cameron very much intended to provoke a pro-environmentalist agenda with his movie. and? so fucking what? how do you suppose that james cameron could get out of bed in the morning during filming and editing, be passionate and motivated about the movie he was making, and at the same time, be castrated of one of the main reasons he wanted to make the movie in the first place by removing the message he wants to convey? its his movie right?

    if james cameron is going to make a movie, he is going to make the movie he wants to make. if you tell him to make a movie watered down of any message important to him, i would expect him to simply not make the movie, if he has any passions or principles about him. meanwhile, if you don't like his politics, simply don't watch his damn movie. but don't expect that removing the motivation from the artist to create his work, that the artist will still want to make his work

    look: i don't like kirk cameron's evangelical beliefs. but i don't believe i can snap my fingers and kirk cameron will still be motivated to make movies devoid of any of his passions or principles. instead, i simply won't watch kirk cameron's movies

    you can't have james cameron's artistic output without james cameron's passions and principles. deal with it. and if you can't deal with it, don't watch his movies

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  47. does this include....? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Is this figure really accurate, because, although it grossed almost 1 billion dollars, and cost 400 million to MAKE, there also needs to be a pair of 3d glasses, of which are not the cheap regular kind but a more expensive kind to be handed out at all cinemas for the viewers. The lenses must cost a pretty penny, are they recyclable, or reused, (hygiene) and whether or not they are, was that cost added to the 450 million, or is it the cinema that must pay for the glasses?

    1. Re:does this include....? by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      The 3D glasses that I used to watch the film were cheap plastic, nothing too fancy, but still better than the cheap cardboard 3D glasses that anyone over 30 years old remembers seeing in the 80s (or before) 3D movies. I doubt that the production of the plastic 3D glasses was over $2/pair, probably not even that much. The theatre that I watched it in (Harkins in Arizona) collected them after the movie and washed/sanitized them; though I'm sure some people probably kept there's anyway,...

    2. Re:does this include....? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Estimates are that the movie cost about $250 million to make, NOT 400 million, and well in line with the other big movies of the last couple of years. Toss some advertising on that pile. The glasses are cheap, probably worth about a nickel each. Plastic polaroid film is not expensive.

    3. Re:does this include....? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      cnn states 400 million, though.

    4. Re:does this include....? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and the NY Times said 500 million. A number they made up, and it seems they did their math wrong anyway.

      It seems pretty well accepted that actual cost of making the movie was about 230-250 million, which is cheaper than several other blockbusters of the last few years.

      The people who actually paid for it (and ought to know) appear to think they only spent 237 milliion on it.

    5. Re:does this include....? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      This is why I hate hearing about the costs and the first weekend ....like it means anything, you can't compare it to let's say even 5 years ago...let alone 10 to 20 years ago...total recall, predator, terminator 2...set bb records, but of course that was back then with money sitting at x compared to today....not taking inflation into account, and the increase in population.

      Also, like I said previously, most movies did not need extra instruments (glasses) to view the movie
      so is that taken into account for the movie making price, or expense? Who pays for the glasses, were they given to the cinemas, or were they bought as ink is for printers.

    6. Re:does this include....? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      The glasses are incredibly cheap. I'm sure someone somewhere takes them into account, but they're basically a rounding error. It probably costs more to pay the minimum wage high school kid to hand them to you than the glasses themselves cost.

    7. Re:does this include....? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Who pays for the glasses, were they given to the cinemas, or were they bought as ink is for printers.

      Assuming they're using RealD or Dolby 3D, they already paid for them as part of the 3D setup they know they are going to need quite frequently from now on. I see a lot of folks referring to the glasses as "cheap" and "a rounding error", but this depends again on which technology the cinema uses - Dolby 3D glasses are much more expensive (and cinemas even go to the trouble of security tagging them to prevent removal) but the screen itself is cheaper, while RealD uses a more expensive screen but dirt cheap glasses. Fuck knows what an IMAX setup costs.

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  48. Re:Who's with me on this? by xirusmom · · Score: 1

    Why is this a troll? He/She is entitled to think the movie sucks. I didn't see Avatar yet but I certainly can say that Titanic sucks, big time.

  49. Clear? by Xacid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Given that the big alternatives were Sherlock Holmes or Alvin & the Chipmunks, I think the winner was clear."

    What the heck - Sherlock Holmes was infinitely better. Avatar was nice and all but nowhere near as entertaining, IMO. That comment is damned near trolling! *shakes fist* And get off my lawn!

    1. Re:Clear? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      In your opinion. Metacritic only has Sherlock Homles as an average rating of 57%, so clearly not everybody agrees with you.

      Myself, I thought Downey was fantastic, but the story was a mess. Or as one reviewer put it: "Despite some arresting visual flourishes and Downey’s inherent likeability, it’s nearly incoherent both as cinema and as story". The people I saw it with all thought it was "OK, but nothing special".

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    2. Re:Clear? by WiiVault · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Saw Avatar a week ago. Though it looked cool but the story was tired and boring. Sherlock Holmes, while far from perfect didn't just rely on FX to tell a story and was much more fun. Lets not even talk about the acting comparison.

    3. Re:Clear? by Xacid · · Score: 1

      Fair statement - and that's fine. I got what I wanted from the film. I don't think it was a life changing experience but I didn't feel let down by it by any means.

      Incoherent though? Not quite. I think it definitely meshes with the spirit of the old Sherlock Holmes stories. Now - could have it been better? I'll definitely agree that it could have. I think what sold me on this film was that by the end of the movie most/all of my questions were answered (I REALLY hate open ended plot holes that feel like a cop-out to really having to explain how xyz fit into the picture) and a strong main cast. I haven't followed Downey closely previously but I'm now more of a fan of him - as well as Jude Law. I'd love to see the two of them work together more in the future as they seem to work really well together.

      And no, I don't think this movie is for everyone - I'd believe there's a much wider audience for Avatar - (probably families/kids I'd suspect). But for me, Sherlock Holmes definitely nailed my interests far better. :)

    4. Re:Clear? by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      I actually enjoyed it for its "spirit of the old stories" as well. I think Downey really nailed the essence of Holmes, making him come across almost as an idiot-savant of sleuthing.

      They went a bit too far with it though, making him a slob when it comes to personal hygiene. Holmes, IIRC, while being a complete clutterbug, was described as having a "catlike" sense of personal cleanliness.

      I very much enjoyed the boxing sequences though... while really only hinted at in the books, Holmes was a noted pugilist.

      The story though... just never really gelled for me. Felt more like a series of set pieces. Didn't hold a candle to say, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

      I also feel that in a well crafted Holmes story, the audience should be able to feel like they are "playing along" and trying to solve the mystery themselves; I got no sense of that from this film... we are robbed of any real suspense by knowing who the villain is from the outset, the only "mystery" is how he pulls off his various parlor tricks.

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    5. Re:Clear? by Xacid · · Score: 1

      I definitely was a bit disappointed with the aspects you mention. I remember the fun of reading things like Sherlock Holmes and yes, even Encyclopedia Brown and getting such a joy out of being able to figure out the case before it was revealed.

      I think given more time and a similar cast they could pull it off in a sequel - kind of the same way James Bond movies are connected but not necessarily linear. They can keep a similar spirit while going about it in totally different ways.

  50. It made buckets of money because prices were up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just saw it last night and I think the main reason that it is making piles of money is because it's ticket prices are 40% higher than the other options. One news article that I read mentioned that the billion dollar calculations were "not adjusted for inflation". I wonder how it would fare if they counted heads instead of dollars. I was told at the theater that the price increase was to cover the cost of the 3D glasses. If that's the case, I have to get into the 3D glasses manufacturing business...

    Plot: D+
    Effects: A
    Acting: B+
    Overall: B

  51. But what does Cameron have up his sleeve? by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I read that after Titanic, Cameron said he had his "f*ck you" money. Now it looks like he's got his "f*ck you and the horse you rode in on" money. So, what's next? Piranha 3 - Sushi from Hell?

    1. Re:But what does Cameron have up his sleeve? by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      No, i hope it will be Gunm-the movie. Uncut and unabridged.

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    2. Re:But what does Cameron have up his sleeve? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      So, what's next? Piranha 3 - Sushi from Hell?

      I figure that one will be done by Wes Craven.

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  52. Fastest movie ever to reach $1billion ... meh by MasterPatricko · · Score: 1

    Was a great visual spectacle, however a terrible film story-wise and not really worth 2h40 mins of my time.

    It reminds me of when IMAX first arrived - they would show 40min visual spectacles with no story, just to show off the technology. Avatar should have been one of those rather than attempting to pad it out.

    On the other hand, I enjoyed Sherlock Holmes. I thought Downey was excellent and it reflected the spirit of Conan Doyle's books far better than the old man Holmes ever did. I'm not really sure why the critics (and the summary) seem to be enjoying bashing it so much. While it may never have had a chance of beating Avatar in the box office it is still the more worthwhile film in my opinion.

    It is very likely that the top two (not inflation-adjusted) box office films of all time will be James Cameron's films now ... sad stuff
    "Ahead of it are Titanic ($1.8bn; £1.1bn), The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King ($1.12bn; £695m) and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest ($1.07bn; £664m). The huge box office takings are partly down to the higher cost of tickets for 3D performances" [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8438824.stm]
    and Avatar has the next few months with no major releases to keep raking in the money. My cinema was charging double the "normal" ticket price for the IMAX 3D showings. I'd be interested to compare based on actual viewer numbers rather than box office takings.

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  53. Floating Mountains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why in the fuck were those mountains floating? Nobody seems to give a shit, but I want to know why those goddamn mountains were floating. You can't just toss in FUCKING FLOATING MOUNTAINS with no goddamn explanation in a "science fiction" movie. Unless you're calling it straight-up fantasy, you get no FLOATING MOUNTAINS.

    Floating. The fucking mountains were floating, and there was never even a hand-wavey explanation. Nothing. Just, meh, the fucking mountains float, they're legendary, who gives a shit?

    Fuck you. I want to know why those goddamn mountains are FUCKING FLOATING FUUUUUUUUCK WHYYYYYYYYYY ARE THEY FLOATING?

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    1. Re:Floating Mountains by pjt33 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Did you see the floating unobtanium chunk that Parker (the manager) had on his desk? Same principle scaled up. The background material explains it by saying that unobtanium is a room-temperature superconductor and the mountains float due to the Meissner effect.

    2. Re:Floating Mountains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh yeah, and where the fuck did the water come from? Are there glaciers on top of these goddamn floating mountains?

      I thought of the possibility that these FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS THE GODDAMN MOUNTAINS ARE FLOATING HOLY FUCK have a ton of unobtanium in them, but if that's the case why do the bad guys have such a fucking boner over the space smurf's home when they could just stick a tow-strap on the mountains that have so much of it that THEY CREATE FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS. The smurf's home doesn't float, so it obviously has a lower concentration, and from what I could tell of relative sizes, lower volume. FUUDIUYOEU GOD DAMN IT

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    3. Re:Floating Mountains by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Maybe you were too stoned to notice.

      Roger Dean

      Or possibly, not stoned enough.

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    4. Re:Floating Mountains by HybridJeff · · Score: 2, Informative

      Have you never seen a mountain stream in real life? We have this thing called rain that falls over large areas, getting collected into streams that flow downhill. What would be strange is if there wasn't any water flowing off of those mountains. I'm not sure about the volume of water that you would really see, but then I don't know what the average rainfall is like on Pandora either.

    5. Re:Floating Mountains by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      Theres a pretty good review of the science behind the movie over at http://www.aintitcool.com/node/43440.

    6. Re:Floating Mountains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where did the water come from? Condensation from clouds? Or from someone who thought it would look nice?

      The mountains might be floating over an extremely huge chunk, under the smurf home, maybe they were so greedy that they wouldn't settle for a few floating mountains?

      Or the floating mountains were just because someone thought they would look nice :).

      If the movie didn't look as nice, it might not be making 1 billion (and still increasing). Because I doubt most moviegoers care that much about what most Slashdotters here are complaining about.

      I bet many people watching it aren't watching for the plot. And many people are even rewatching it. The plot is simple enough that most people don't need to rewatch it to savour the intricacies or just figure stuff out, but still they are rewatching it. I doubt it's for the romance factor either ;). Even in the very expensive class cinema the seats were mostly taken except for crappy side front row seats (which probably won't work well for 3D).

      I won't pay $$ to watch hard core cynical realism. I can get that for free everyday.

      Similarly, I don't bother playing games that place high importance on realism. I play games for fun.

      Now there are limits to what I'd allow for "artistic license".

      For example that last "indiana jones wannabe movie" that Harrison Ford was in was ridiculous. I set my expectations rather low, cranked it down some more for the super magnetic skull vs ball bearings scene... But the movie hit a real low when Tarzan Boy started swinging from tree to tree. From the huge pool of hollywood chase scenes and indiana jones chase scenes they could draw inspiration from, the best they could come up with was "Tarzan Boy"?

      Lastly, if you made a movie for pedantic nerds how much do you think it'd earn?

    7. Re:Floating Mountains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      Literally nothing else in the movie bothered me ... well, other than when the story was trite anyway, but that was just enough to knock me out of the movie.

      Just because you can create a justification for it yourself doesn't mean they shouldn't have one in the movie. You put it in there so people don't question it, because once they do, they start wondering about how strong the magnetic field would have to be to hold those things up, and metal ships with miles of wires flying through those fields, and rainfall, and ... not the movie.

      That was more my point, not that there should be an actually plausible scientifically correct explanation for it. Just acknowledge the elephant in the room so we can move past it.

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    8. Re:Floating Mountains by KWolfe81 · · Score: 1

      You've obviously never been to Kauai

    9. Re:Floating Mountains by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

      The elephant I see: it's meant for entertainment, nothing else.

    10. Re:Floating Mountains by pwfffff · · Score: 5, Funny

      The first time I heard 'unobtanium' I had to resist the urge to punch the first person I saw in the groin.

    11. Re:Floating Mountains by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why?

      The unobtanium is the movie's MacGuffin -- the thing that makes the plot happen, but whose nature is ultimately irrelevant other than that people want it. "Unobtanium" is an engineer's humorous way of referring to a material with desirable properties that either simply doesn't exist, or is so expensive/difficult to obtain that it's infeasible to actually use for what you want.

      So when the slimy corporate drone -- who I couldn't help but equate with Paul Riser's character Burke from Aliens, only with more power and the military on his side -- says they're trying to find the "unobtanium" with zero explanation of what it is, and knowing that there's no way they're going to succeed in getting it, well, I saw it as an obvious joke between the director and the audience. And I laughed. What better name for the unobtainable MacGuffin?

      I don't understand why geeks are getting their panties in a bunch over a geek joke.

      Though while on the one hand not describing its properties enhances its unobtanium-ness, on the other hand it would have been nice to have a throw-away line about it being a superconductor in the movie. It would have made various things in the movie, like the floating mountains, the "vortex" with its problematic "flux", the reference to the moon's powerful magnetic field, and the field-line like formations near the spirit tree come together. Instead it was only after seeing the movie and hearing someone mention that part of the back-story that it all clicked.

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    12. Re:Floating Mountains by machine321 · · Score: 1

      Sure they did. It's because of the fluxy something-or-other.

    13. Re:Floating Mountains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the info Buzz Killington...

    14. Re:Floating Mountains by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      You know, that was my first comment to my wife after the movie. "Floating mountains? Seriously? Do they just have a different set of physics and gravity there?"

      She rolled her eyes and said something about how if you can't suspend your belief for a movie, you're hopeless with a movie like that.

      It's true. I just can't take crap like without an internally consistent set of rules. Avatar had big problems that way.

      But the most frustrating thing was with all the power to create a realistic looking alternate world, we get instead a weird looking wolf, a weird looking rino, a weird looking pterodactyl, a weird looking human, a weird looking horse.

      Alien worlds used to look like that in movies and TV shows because they were fricking dogs and humans in make-up. Star Wars actually did it best with making truly weird aliens (cantina scene, etc. not really main characters) and they did it with puppets and prosthetics. And here Avatar's writers have a completely blank slate to start with and they come up with that crap?

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    15. Re:Floating Mountains by ELitwin · · Score: 1

      So then why didn't they just harvest the shit out of the "unobtanium" in the mountains instead of the big tree?

    16. Re:Floating Mountains by Drethon · · Score: 0

      Um, so why didn't they just mine the mountains as to be floating like that those mountains must be super rich in that stuff I'm not going to name

    17. Re:Floating Mountains by Zerth · · Score: 1

      possible reason:

      A) You are mistaking "floatiness" for purity. The floating stuff might be a lower grade of ore, it just happens to be on the high flux side of the planet
      B) It is kind of hard to mine shit that floats. If you dig away to much of the ore, it falls on you. If you clear to much dross, it flys off into space

      B makes since without having to wank over the properties of imaginary minerals and planets, but A) makes some sense because they stated in the movie that the floating mountains was in an area of high-flux that screwed up the instruments.

    18. Re:Floating Mountains by Wraithlyn · · Score: 1

      Unobtainium, as a room-temperature super conductor, which is only available in another star system, is the perfect candidate for actually being "officially" assigned this name, IMHO.

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    19. Re:Floating Mountains by kirkb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was midichlorians. Happy now?

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    20. Re:Floating Mountains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is this "background material" that people keep referencing, and why wasn't it in the movie? Also, what is causing the magnetic fields to be so strong as to levitate mountains? I don't have enough physics knowledge to calculate the field strengths required, but I'm pretty damn sure that it's way beyond what is likely to occur naturally outside of a magnetar. No, GP is right, it's all bullshit. WHY ARE THE MAGNETIC FIELDS SO FUCKING STRONG?!

      This should have been a fantasy movie.

    21. Re:Floating Mountains by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      And what about the arrows shooting through the windows of the choppers? The same windows that only get barely cracked when shot at from machine gun, are easily penetrated by an arrow?

    22. Re:Floating Mountains by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Your missing a little background information, and that is the "unobtainium" was a superconductor at ambient temperature. Also, it should have been plain that the "vortex" where the floating mountains were was an area of abnormaly high magnetism, given the way it screwed up the instruments.

      Super-conductor + high magnetism = Meisner effect, aka "floaty mountains". The rest of the planet was at slightly lower magnetism than the earth, so it would be a little easier to trap the unobtainium in the ground in areas that did not have the abnormal magnetism.

      Perfectly scientific basis for the floaty mountains as long as you accept the basic premises - i.e. a naturally occuring superconducter at room temperature and an area of a planet with extreme, fairly localized, magnetism.

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    23. Re:Floating Mountains by nude_noot · · Score: 1

      The chunk that Parker had was only floating when put in the mysterious blue light thingy on his desk. When he was holding it in his hand and tossing it up and down, it did not float.
      So, all the floating mountains have mysterious blue light thingies under them?

    24. Re:Floating Mountains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you notice that interference they were seeing with their instruments? You know, caused by a huge energy field that was right under the mountains which were presumably full of material that levitates in the presence of said energy field.

      Hmmm...

    25. Re:Floating Mountains by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      So then why didn't they just harvest the shit out of the "unobtanium" in the mountains instead of the big tree?

      The mountains were normal rock that probably contained a magnetic material. Maybe they had a lot of lodestone.

      A magnet will float on a superconductor. So the 'magnetic' rock floated above the superconducting 'unobtainium'.

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    26. Re:Floating Mountains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Exactly. You can find the scriptment of Avatar on the internet and there it is:

      (...) Pandora is
      blessed with a naturally occurring substance a million
      times more precious than gold. Its joke name of
      "unobtanium" has stuck, over the years. Unobtanium is a
      rare-earth mineral, formed volcanically, which is a room-
      temperature superconductor.
      (...)
      Another interesting property of superconducting materials
      is that they will levitate in a powerful magnetic field.
      This magnetic levitation, or maglev, effect has been used
      to lift trains and run them without wheels since the late
      1980's. On Pandora the effect causes huge outcroppings of
      unobtanium to rip loose from the surface and float in the
      magnetic vortices. These floating islands circulate
      slowly in the magnetic currents, like icebergs at sea,
      scraping against each other and the towering mesa-like
      mountains of the region. The Pandorans call them the
      Thundering Rocks, and the entire area is sacred to them.

      Also, the scriptment contains some scenes that are not in the movie and gives a rich background for the story.

    27. Re:Floating Mountains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>What better name for the unobtainable MacGuffin?

      Isn't it obvious? Macguffic oxide tetrahydrate.

    28. Re:Floating Mountains by ProfessionalCookie · · Score: 1

      Unobtainium bro.

    29. Re:Floating Mountains by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

      They use strip mining and transport the ore in large trunks. If they want to mine the floating mountains they'll have to airlift their mining machines into place, transport the ore with their fliers, and worry about unbalancing the mountain and making it roll over.

    30. Re:Floating Mountains by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      It just rubs me the wrong way... they might as well have named the military guy 'Sgt. Evil McBadass', or the wheelchair dude 'Hiro Protagonist'. Oops, wait, I liked that book... damn.

    31. Re:Floating Mountains by pjt33 · · Score: 1

      What is this "background material" that people keep referencing

      A handful of books and a documentary by Grace.

      and why wasn't it in the movie?

      Isn't 2:48 long enough already?

    32. Re:Floating Mountains by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      And what was in that water? FUCKING SHARKS WITH FUCKING LASERS! THAT'S WHAT! Hmph. I guess I have to include some non-yelling to get through the filter.

    33. Re:Floating Mountains by Mr2001 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "Unobtanium" is an engineer's humorous way of referring to a material with desirable properties that either simply doesn't exist, or is so expensive/difficult to obtain that it's infeasible to actually use for what you want.

      My pet theory is that at some point in Avatar's past (our future), "unobtainium" entered the public lexicon as a potential solution to some kind of crisis: some prominent scientist said "sure, we could [desalinate the ocean/filter the atmosphere/whatever], but to build the reactors, we'd need a mineral with properties we've never seen... let me know when you find that unobtainium!", and headlines followed like "Desperate Senators Propose Searching Space For 'Unobtainium'". Then once a mineral with those properties was actually found, the name "unobtainium" stuck.

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    34. Re:Floating Mountains by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      I had this discussion last week on a different forum. We determined that the electromagnetic fields in the area that screw up their instruments would make it too difficult and expensive to harvest the superconductor from the floating mountains. Towing the mountains away wouldn't be an option either, because the force that keeps them from falling would also resist pulling them away; it's not anti-gravity it's electromagnetic suspension.

    35. Re:Floating Mountains by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      No, the little blue light thingy was a magnet. Unobtanium was a superconductor. Magnet + superconductor = floaty, it's known as the Meisner effect.

      Though they didn't say so, the "vortex" was pretty obviously an area where the magnetic field was incredibly high. You can infer this from the instruments going haywire and the rock formations that look like magnetic lines of force. It was like a super magnet.

      In other words, unobtainium + vortex = floaty mountains. Elsewhere the magnetism simply wasn't strong enough to lift the unobtanium very high, certainly not enough to cause it to rip out of the earth.

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    36. Re:Floating Mountains by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It works the other way around too, and that area was not a good source of unobtainium in the ground, but it did have an unusually high magnetism (the "vortex"). So, what unobtainium was in the area could concievably have ripped out of the ground if the magnetism was high enough.

      As for the GP asking why they would not have mined the floating rocks, good god man, just think about how difficult a flying mining operation would be!

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    37. Re:Floating Mountains by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      As I recall most of the arrows did not penetrate. They were also more like small spears shot from an ancient Roman scorpion war machine, given the size and strength of the Navi relative to the humans. Even so, a 50cal machine gun should have penetrated much better than the arrows.

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    38. Re:Floating Mountains by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      It's called the Meisner effect, it's well documented. Super-conductor + high magnetism = floaty floaty. The superconducter literally repels the magnetism. It is this property that mag-lev trains rely on to move along the track with almost zero friction.

      They said the unobtanium was a superconductor, and the "vortex" was also fairly obviously an area with a shifting, extremely powerful magnetic field. Unobtainium + Vortex = floaty mountains.

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    39. Re:Floating Mountains by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Probably because an engineer gave the cost estimate for MINING A FLOATING MOUNTAIN and it worked out a lot cheaper to just relocate natives.

    40. Re:Floating Mountains by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Also, what is causing the magnetic fields to be so strong as to levitate mountains?

      Pandora had a molten iron core, like earth's but larger, and because of tidal effects from the gas giant it was orbiting, the core was rotating much faster than earth's. This generated a much stronger magnetic field, that was complicated by interaction with the gas giant's strong magnetic field. That is apparently what caused the unobtanium to form naturally in the first place. Sure, it's all stretching the science to a breaking point... but I don't mind that. At least it's an attempt at plausibility, and that's FAR more than 90% of SF films do.

    41. Re:Floating Mountains by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and where the fuck did the water come from? Are there glaciers on top of these goddamn floating mountains?

      The same place water comes from on mountains on earth?

      why do the bad guys have such a fucking boner over the space smurf's home when they could just stick a tow-strap on the mountains that have so much of it that THEY CREATE FLOATING FUCKING MOUNTAINS

      I imagine that mining a floating mountain is much harder and more expensive?

      You are surely free to criticize, but if your desperate complaints can be easily answered with a slight application of common sense, it's probably revealing more about you than about the movie. Why so angry? Is it because Avatar was successful?

    42. Re:Floating Mountains by Toonol · · Score: 1

      Arrows often carry a higher kinetic energy load than bullets.

    43. Re:Floating Mountains by xebra · · Score: 1

      Except that the entire reason for the conflict with the natives was that their home tree rested on the largest and most accessible unobtanium deposit on the entire moon. If gigantic mountain sized rocks of the shit were just floating around for everyone to see, then what the heck?

      Another huge problem, if I remember correctly, is that the strength of the Meissner effect on a superconductor is proportional to its surface area, while its weight in a gravitational field is proportional to its volume, and any magnetic field strong enough to lift a mountain would be lethal to life as we (and Avatar) know it.

      Face it, you can't rescue the ridiculously bad script and poorly thought-out scientific mumbo jumbo with handwavy references to background material. The script and story were just plain bad. Period. Anyone that isn't capable of switching off their brain just won't enjoy the movie.

    44. Re:Floating Mountains by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      No, it was for comedic effect. If you didn't get that, maybe it's revealing something about you.

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    45. Re:Floating Mountains by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      The first time I heard 'unobtanium' I had to resist the urge to punch the first person I saw in the groin.

      So, is that a visual fetish of yours, or are you just short? (Or, perhaps, related to a white doll with red spirals on its cheeks?)

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    46. Re:Floating Mountains by Anpheus · · Score: 1

      Well like the Meissner effect provides them with enough force to levitate, it might also make it difficult to remove. Also, the disruption to communications and electronics would only tilt the cost/benefit further. And perhaps the other unobtainium deposit was still larger, or at least more easily reached?

    47. Re:Floating Mountains by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Cameron must have played WoW and saw the Burning Crusade content.

    48. Re:Floating Mountains by metaforest · · Score: 1

      Did you see the floating unobtanium chunk that Parker (the manager) had on his desk? Same principle scaled up. The background material explains it by saying that unobtanium is a room-temperature superconductor and the mountains float due to the Meissner effect.

      It wasn't Unobtainum. It was Obscurium.

    49. Re:Floating Mountains by home-electro.com · · Score: 1

      Oh really? A round from a machine gun weighs more than 600 grams traveling at more than 900m/s.

      Arrow travels at 80m/s. It would have to be a 60kg arrow to match the kinetic energy of a round.

    50. Re:Floating Mountains by BoothbyTCD · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And also, I thought the name was quite clever in that it showed that the actual resource was almost beside the point. It doesn't matter what the valuable thing is, just that it is valuable. People say the plot is a cliched retelling of $historicalevent, and then congratulate themselves that they've seen though the cunning allegory, but they are missing the point. Humans have shown themselves willing to kill entire populations of our own kind for any number of resources. It is cliche precisely because it has happened again and again throughout our history.

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    51. Re:Floating Mountains by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. But while "Sgt Evil McBadass" could easily have a non-ridiculous name (can't remember what the actual characters name was, actually), I simply can't think of a name for an imaginary mineral that is a natural room-temperature superconductor that wouldn't sound as ridiculous as unobtainium. Any name they gave it would still essentially mean "made up material whose nature is unimportant because it's just a plot point."

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    52. Re:Floating Mountains by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Exactly. And also, I thought the name was quite clever in that it showed that the actual resource was almost beside the point. It doesn't matter what the valuable thing is, just that it is valuable.

      Yeah, the name is less descriptive of the material's properties than it is of its role in the plot. A nice wink between Cameron and the audience.

      People say the plot is a cliched retelling of $historicalevent, and then congratulate themselves that they've seen though the cunning allegory, but they are missing the point. Humans have shown themselves willing to kill entire populations of our own kind for any number of resources. It is cliche precisely because it has happened again and again throughout our history.

      Well it is a cliched story, but many stories are and that's acceptable if the story is well done, and I thought it was. Okay sure the dialogue was a bit weak but acting made up for a lot of it. Also it added a couple twists to the cliche that I liked. My favorite and the biggest advancement is that it wasn't simply Culture A vs Culture B, with the one person from Culture A who makes a full transition to being part of Culture B fighting for Culture B. Sigourney Weaver and her team were a new addition, people from Culture A who realize that Culture B is worthy of respect, and worthy of protecting from annihilation, without actually adopting Culture B. The movie wasn't anti-technology or anti-Western culture, because Weaver and her science and technology were instrumental in saving the Na'vi, and without her the Na'vi would have been run roughshod over long before the movie happened. The movie is simply anti- people who are willing to slaughter an indigenous people and destroy their holy sites simply because it will improve their quarterly returns. The movie is pro- people from Culture A who are willing to fight those people.

      In that sense it is a very optimistic movie. Dances with Wolves didn't include that set of people, in part because it couldn't. There were no Europeans actually fighting for the sake of the natives.

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    53. Re:Floating Mountains by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      It's still silly, unless the entire mountain is made of superconducting metal. Over the centuries, wind and rain would have eroded the mountains to nothing, leaving just the floaty-stuff behind.

      Also, a planetary magnetic field wouldn't be strong enough to levitate entire mountains. You don't see mag-lev trains running without a track, do you?

    54. Re:Floating Mountains by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      What better name for the unobtainable MacGuffin?

      MMmmm Unobtainable MacMuffin

  54. How come the Thundersmurfs were unique? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Everything else on that planet had extra arms and unusual breathing apparatus and so forth. But the humanoids used the human bodyplan down to the toenails, just stretched out. Convergent evolution is one thing... but aliens should actually be, y'know, alien.

    It's possible to make sympathetic characters that don't look at all like a human. See, e.g., District 9. But apparently they didn't feel like it here.

    I enjoyed the movie well enough. But scientifically, it was just bonkers.

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    1. Re:How come the Thundersmurfs were unique? by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      The hominid model seemed to work fairly well here, I see no reason why it should not work equally well elsewhere.

      And that's without even getting onto panspermia theories.

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    2. Re:How come the Thundersmurfs were unique? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      The hominid model seemed to work fairly well here, I see no reason why it should not work equally well elsewhere.

      Even the monkeys shown in the movie had six arms. Almost all the animals had four eyes, and I didn't see any with hair. Yet the Na'vi are fur-bearing, binocular tetrapods.

      Sure, weird outliers exist even on Earth; like the monotremes, the egg-laying mammals. But such a coincidence of body plans would be considered strong evidence of intelligent intervention (like panspermia) if we found it in real life. Even in fiction, it's clear that there was 'intelligent design' - they went for easy-to-relate-to aliens rather than off-putting ones.

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    3. Re:How come the Thundersmurfs were unique? by Caraig · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of theories as to the radical differences between the Na'vi and everything else in the Pandoran biome. The main one is that the Na'vi aren't *entirely* natural or native. How that works out, who knows? It's been implied that it's a topic for exploration in the sequel, however.

      That being said, yes, you can make sympathetic characters without making them blue catgirls.

      But it helps!

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    4. Re:How come the Thundersmurfs were unique? by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      But the Na'vi don't have fur. I don't understand why people keep saying they do.

      Of course you're right in saying it's to make them more relatable, marketing is everything in film after all.

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    5. Re:How come the Thundersmurfs were unique? by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      Discussed above, but what if they're not in-human? Humans and Na'vi share enough genetics to make it possible to combine their DNA. Can that be said of the six-legged panthers and the four-legged type? Perhaps the Na'vi aren't native after all...

    6. Re:How come the Thundersmurfs were unique? by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      But the Na'vi don't have fur. I don't understand why people keep saying they do.

      Because they are clearly shown to in the movie? Anyway, I looked up the "canon", and Word of God says they have hair, "although Na'vi cranial hair raises another question, as no other Pandoran animal observed to date possess hair".

      Like humans, they only have patches of fur, but they do have fur. So there. :->

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  55. And the winner is: by rec9140 · · Score: 1

    "Given that the big alternatives were Sherlock Holmes or Alvin & the Chipmunks, I think the winner was clear."

    Sure is....

    Sherlock Holmes would squeak by Alvin... just barely.

    This movie is a dud, and one I am sick and tired of hearing about!

    Don't care that its from Cameron, didn't care about those 3 idiotic ring movies and books and don't care about this.

    Only thing its soaring towards is /dev/null

    And just because all the sheep are flocking to it doesn't mean they are right.

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    1. Re:And the winner is: by chmod+a+x+mojo · · Score: 1

      If the movie is soaring to /dev/null, it is only doing so to join your brain there. As to the movie being a "dud"... I think $1B+ would LOVE to argue with you.

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  56. The Last Mega-Blockbuster Cameron Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cameron has taken two major risks and both have paid off. But, when you look at the reports of what people are saying about the film (i.e. being so weak with the story, and just a major fx flick), you have to wonder if this is the end of that kind of approach. Effects will quickly become boring if people don't get a really good story.

    I'm guessing with the tepid initial reception in the US, this will be the last Mega blockbuster that Cameron gets funded. Now he's known for something that is becoming boring quickly.

    1. Re:The Last Mega-Blockbuster Cameron Movie by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      This may come as a shock to you, but there are actually hundreds of countries on Earth, not just one. Fucking amazing, right?

      Or did you miss where the majority of this film's income is from OUTSIDE the US? You know, the place that says "Here Be Dragons" on your map?

      I expect that provided he lives long enough, they'll happily fund a couple more "Mega Blockbusters" since he's now known for movies that might cost a fortune to make but have incredible return on investment.

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  57. Reading through this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to think no one has a Sense of Wonder anymore...

    Pity.

  58. Year of 3D TV? - No by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm, don't know about the rest of the world, but here in the UK most people have upgraded to new LCD TVs in the last 2 years or so.

    Therefore I doubt many people will go out and buy a new "3D" set unless they are £200 for a 40" one...

    (Renew cycle is typically ~5 years for buying a new TV apparently)

  59. Fake Sophistication by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Frankly I am sick and tired of this practice of demonstrating one's fake sophistication on Slashdot by criticizing everything under the sun as being "unoriginal". It is nothing but a circle-jerk of self-important dilettantism.

    I don't know what your expectations were when you walked in to watch "Avatar", but mine were both pretty clear and pretty low. I was pleasantly surprised by both the plot, and its execution, including acting mind you.

    I went to see it for the aesthetics... because unlike the super sophisticated crowd, I remember that film is a VISUAL art... and I found the world of "Avatar" with the high-tech humanity superimposed on the magical jungle to be absolutely beautiful. "Avatar" was a moving picture, a painting created by hundreds of true artists working for years... an achievement of visual art that the lot of you seem to dismiss in one sentence.

    The plot was no more recycled than 99% of other plots. We're not nearly that original as a species, and given that we've already had a couple thousand years of written history, I'll bet you that there is nothing truly original left... only original interpretation of the same kinds of events happening to various people in various situations. It is the execution of the old formula that makes it original or not (see: "Batman Begins" for an example within the realm of cinema).

    As a recycled plot, "Avatar" did pretty well. It was compelling on a brute emotional level, and if you bothered to consider that it was condemning everything that made it possible it was actually rather sarcastic.

    So please stop. You're not fooling anyone.

    1. Re:Fake Sophistication by TheBig1 · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with you here; I liked the movie quite a bit. The visuals and environment were great, the 3D experience was amazing, and even the plot wasn't bad - I've seen much worse! To me it felt like there was a lot which was left out; I think there was much more to the backstory than was explained in the movie. I'd be interested to read more about what Cameron had in mind, if that is available anywhere.

      Oh well, YMMV.

      Cheers

    2. Re:Fake Sophistication by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a recycled plot, "Avatar" did pretty well. It was compelling on a brute emotional level, and if you bothered to consider that it was condemning everything that made it possible it was actually rather sarcastic.

      What, you mean technology, and the funds necessary to create it? It condemned neither. The human heroes in the movie used some of the most sophisticated and expensive technology around. It was the science team that were the champions of everything good in humanity. It was the money man who ignored the science team who was the villain. The thing the movie condemned was nothing more than greed at the expense of basic humanity. Sigourney Weaver's science team is proof that technology is not the enemy in this movie.

      And it's actually Sigourney Weaver's science team that to me adds the most to the Dances With Wolves/Fern Gully/etc mythos that the movie is recycling. This is the first movie of its type that I'm aware of where there are people who understand, respect, and ultimately even fight for the "alien" culture, without actually adopting that culture itself. Grace never abandons her own culture, or her own belief in science. She doesn't buy into the Na'vi's spiritual nature-worship, even when she verifies that it has a biological basis she respects it from a scientific, not spiritual, basis.

      So it's does do pretty well for a recycled plot, but I think in part because of this new twist. It's not about culture vs culture. You don't have to reject your own beliefs and adopt another's to realize that people who will kill to take what they want are wrong.

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    3. Re:Fake Sophistication by blitzkrieg3 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think I've seen rant before. It's pretty unoriginal.

    4. Re:Fake Sophistication by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

      The ones criticizing Avatar for being unoriginal aren't speaking concisely. It's true, as you say, that there is very little originality in movies these days. The messiah story has been done over and over...

      But you can rehash old stories in interesting ways. That's where Avatar fails, I think - beyond the pretty pictures, there is nothing compelling about the movie.

      I could use 20 times the amount of processing power Cameron used and recreate a colonoscopy on a huge scale and also in intimate detail. It might look tremendous but at the end of the day, you're watching a freaking colonoscopy.

      They could have made Avatar a 30 minute short to show off the crazy effects and that would have been fine. The people dazzled by bright shiny objects would be happy and the rest of us wouldn't have to suffer through throwaway characters in a tortuous plot.

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  60. I can't help but think by mandark1967 · · Score: 1

    that somewhere out there, Debbie Gibson and Lorenzo Llamas are sitting around lamenting the fact that Cameron and Company CGI'd 3/4ths of the cast while they're stuck doing "Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus"!

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  61. Re:Who's with me on this? by furby076 · · Score: 1

    No the Titanic didn't suck, it sunked. Get it right AC.

    I liked Avatar - was even willing to see it twice (didn't pan out due to holidays). The movie was very well done. I thought the dialogue would have been much worse - i mean painfully bad. It was pretty good (except the colonol, his dialogue sucked). The characters were amazingly rendered.

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  62. Except Jurassic park... by BetterSense · · Score: 1

    ...is still really good. Still one of my favorite movies in fact.

  63. A very confused film. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    An incredibly violent movie, which is purported to have some kind of anti-war message?

    I guess the powers that be who fund this kind of pablum for the masses don't have a problem with ostensibly allowing a director to express his political opinions as long as it's clear they will be delivered in such a confused and ambivalent way they are sure to have no political effect.

    Claiming this film as a vehicle for an anti-war message is the worst kind of doublethink.

    1. Re:A very confused film. by cptnapalm · · Score: 1

      You need to remember Abyss. Aliens are going slaughter every human being on earth because we occasionally kill each other. Seriously. That is the plot.

      Cameron has 3 good movies: Terminator, Terminator 2 and Aliens.

    2. Re:A very confused film. by Mazhe · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it because humanity was carrying nuclear tests underwater too?

  64. Re:Who's with me on this? by furby076 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Why is this a troll? He/She is entitled to think the movie sucks.

    Hmm...welcome to /. Where mod points = "i agree/disagree with you and will assign points to help promote my viewpoint" as opposed to what they were actually intended for. Given that is it a surprise that politicians twist the law to their own benefit? Hell we do it here - and the benefit is nil compared to getting power/money.

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  65. 3d and tv by furby076 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So the way they make these movies 3d is putting in blurry backgrounds and forgrounds and the glasses make them clear - so you get a 3d image. The theatre screen is just a flat surface. Given that - what is preventing this movie from being released, in 3d, for your plasma/LCD screen? It would come with 2-4 glasses (the ones at the theatre were of nice construction) and you can get a 3d experience at home.

    Anyone, with tech knowledge, can give a laymens answer?

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    1. Re:3d and tv by Drummergeek0 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, the way the 3D works is that it runs at twice the speed of a normal movie, alternating frames for the eyes. The glasses are polarized to show only one of the two frames on each eye. This creates stereoscopic vision which is how we perceive 3D in real life. The video is shot with two cameras(real or virtual for the rendering) placed apart at a distance similar to distance between the human eyes. This could be achieved on a standard TV if it is 120Hz capable.

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    2. Re:3d and tv by Rycross · · Score: 1

      Current LCD/plasma screens cannot polarize the light, which is how those 3d movies work. Wikipedia.

    3. Re:3d and tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, no, no no no no!

      Not even remotely close.

      You have 2 eyes. They see two slightly different views of the world, since they are in two slightly different places. Your brain turns this into 3D.

      To produce a 3D movie, they take two slightly different shots of the scene, from cameras in two slightly different places. They then must display this in such a way that each of your eye sees one, and only one, of these two different shots.

      Red/green 3D used coloured film to block out one image and allow each eye to see the one it was supposed to see. The difference in colour gives you a headache, but it works.

      Polarized light can be projected in such a way that a single filter can pass nearly 100% of the light at one angle, and when you rotate the filter 90 degrees, block nearly 100% of the same light. By projecting two pictures, polarized at 90 degree angles to each other, and using two polarizing filters, also set at 90 degree angles to each other, you can separate the pictures, one for each eye. However, tilting your head slightly starts to let the wrong image bleed through each filter (tilting your head 90 degrees would switch the images entirely: your right eye would see the image meant for your left eye, and vice versa), which is also headache-inducing. You have to sit with your head perfectly straight for 2½ hours.

      The newest design uses light that is polarized in a different way (circularly instead of linearly). Basically it works approximately the same way, but one image is polarized clockwise and the other counter-clockwise. This makes it so that tilting your head does not affect the image.

      Polarized light must be projected onto a reflective metallic screen. A standard white screen will de-polarize the light.

      An LCD is designed in such a way that the light from it is linearly polarized. However, it is all polarized in the same direction. Creating a home theatre with 3D using polarized light would require either dual projection using polarized lights (exactly as it is done in the theatre) or by using two LCD panels with a mirror system to superimpose their images.

      The current approach for 3D in the home is to use some sort of holographic screen. A hologram is an image that looks different when you tilt it. On a holographic screen, the picture would depend on the angle from which you are looking at it, which would permit giving each eye its own different image. The problem with this sort of screen is that you basically have to be sitting in one precise spot to get the proper effect, so it does not work well if more than one person is viewing it.

    4. Re:3d and tv by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Coraline on DVD is 3D and it comes with glasses. Admittedly, it's the older red/green 3D, but it does work.

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    5. Re:3d and tv by pwfffff · · Score: 2, Informative

      Good god man... you have all the right words, but have failed to actually grasp the technology. You're confusing two ways to view 3d.

      The theaters DO use polarized light, but that's the only part you got correct. They don't do 120hz images (well I guess they COULD, but it's not an integral part of the 3d effect), they just use a left and a right projector with different lenses to polarize the light into two orientations. How would they even change the polarization of each frame if it was one projector? Two different lenses spinning really fast?

      The 120hz figure you picked up off some Wikipedia page has to do with shutterglasses. This is the more consumer friendly version that actually can be achieved on a standard TV. The glasses for this type of 3d are completely different from your theater glasses, though. They work not by polarization, but by completely blacking out one eye at a time, in sync with the two 60hz images coming out of the TV. Nothing is polarized, it simply shows you a left image while blacking out your right eye, and vice versa.

      There's some poster below me talking about the 'standard' for home 3d to be holography, or some crap. Please don't listen to them. I kill zombies in 3d on a nightly basis from the comfort of my home, so I kinda know what the fuck I'm talking about.

    6. Re:3d and tv by Drummergeek0 · · Score: 1

      I stand, or rather sit, corrected. I should have researched it more before posting. The main point of what I was saying is that the images don't just make the blurry images clear.

      *slaps self* Will research more before posting in the future

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    7. Re:3d and tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's some poster below me talking about the 'standard' for home 3d to be holography, or some crap. Please don't listen to them. I kill zombies in 3d on a nightly basis from the comfort of my home, so I kinda know what the fuck I'm talking about.

      I’m the “some poster” and I’m curious as to how your 3D system works.

      Note that by “holographic” I don’t mean a proper laser-generated hologram. I’m just trying to convey in lay-person terms the effect of “tilt the image to change it”. There’s another method to make a 3D image using tiny prisms laid over the image, which most people are probably familiar with (Kellogg’s produced a series of 3D baseball cards with it), but it’s called lenticular printing and nobody is going to know what the hell that means. Any 3D system that doesn’t use glasses is going to be based on the same idea: the image changes depending on the angle you view it from.

    8. Re:3d and tv by furby076 · · Score: 1

      OK I admit I can be totally wrong on how the technology works - but it should be possible to see 3d on regular tv sets. Back in the late 80s, early 90s there was a movie made (for TV) that was in 3d. It was black and white, and you used the red/blue 3d lenses. They showed the camera used to make the movie and it was a camera with four lenses. If it was possible then, why is not possible now? The TVs of today have got to be better then the ones from 2 decades ago.

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    9. Re:3d and tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already have 3d movies for your TV at home. I think Spy Kids 3 was released in 3d on DVD. The problem is that your TV at home is relatively small to the big screen, so the 3d doesn't pop out as nicely. Unless you have a big screen (46"+) and sit no more than 10 feet away, you won't get the same experience. Also, the surround sound that you have in theaters just can't be matched at home unless you have a good high end system.

      Avatar not only had amazing visuals, but the sounds were equally fantastic.

    10. Re:3d and tv by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      You are describing how the last generation of theatre 3D functioned. In that generation if you titled your head to the left or right you would see the screen blank out because of the fixed polarization of the glasses and images. What is used now is circular polarization where there is a circular filter on the lens. The filter is split into two halves, each with a different polarization filter on it. The filter then rotates three times per frame, so as to not be noticeable to the human eye. This way the polarization is constantly changing so that even if you tilt your head, the polarized filters on the glasses will still let light through. Unfortunately I can't find the link to this information, I thought I read it on Wired, or in the Wired comments section. Any help with the link would be appreciated.

    11. Re:3d and tv by mr_lizard13 · · Score: 1

      I could explain this all day 'til I'm blue in the face.

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    12. Re:3d and tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd love to know who modded you insightful...

    13. Re:3d and tv by j_sp_r · · Score: 1

      The projection technology (MasterImage) used at the theatre I saw it at used a spinning wheel with polarisation filters in front of the projector. Switching around 144Hz. Most theatres use 1 projector (is cheaper). Dolby 3D uses some fancy colour shifting and a lot of filters in the glasses to make it normal again (making the glasses really expensive), and XpanD uses active switching glasses controlled by an IR source. The advantage of the later is that you don't need a reflecting (silver) screen and can use a refractive (normal white) screen. At least, this is what my small research before seeing the film showed.

      Polarisation is mostly circular, so you can move your head around.

    14. Re:3d and tv by Icarium · · Score: 1

      You're only wrong on how the *current* technology works, but the older tech was based on colour filtering. TV's can handle the older technique but not the newer, since they can't polarise an image yet. There was an episode of "Chuck" broadcast in 3d last year using the old blue/red glasses technique.

      I actually took the glasses off a few times while watching Avatar and it wasn't a single blurry image, it was two distinct overlapping images. The polarisation technique allows for a much greater field of depth.

    15. Re:3d and tv by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Yeah right after I posted about the spinning wheel I realized that's probably how it actually is done. Why buy two projectors when we have the tech to sync really fast spinny things?

    16. Re:3d and tv by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Two different lenses spinning really fast?

      DLP Projectors already use a spinning colour wheel to produce colour (well, the cheap crap ones anyway). It would be trivial to extend this to polarised lenses to project 3D cheaply.

    17. Re:3d and tv by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      It's just the stock nVidia 3d setup: 120hz monitor and shutterglasses. I didn't mean to imply I had no glasses. It's certainly not perfect for a 3d home theater, but it works well enough for one person playing video games. I've never even actually seen a glasses-less system, so I was confused when you said it was the standard.

    18. Re:3d and tv by TheoMurpse · · Score: 1
    19. Re:3d and tv by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Well you probably had more right than I thought. It does look like theaters are moving to a single projector with a spinnylens (technical terminology for a lens that spins). This would indeed require 120+ hz to look smooth, but, again, it's not currently possible to do with your average TV.

    20. Re:3d and tv by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Hmmm this confuses me. You say it spins three times per frame, but that would mean the eye that's not supposed to be getting the frame would still see it 1/3rd of the time? Right?

    21. Re:3d and tv by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Yes, as another poster pointed out that is in fact becoming the standard. I think it's still worth it to point out the difference between that and the shutterglasses tech though, as the OP alluded that you could achieve 3D with passive glasses via stereoscopy on a standard 120hz LCD.

    22. Re:3d and tv by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      Not on a standard 120Hz display, but I have (briefly) used a passive-glasses stereoscopic LCD display, so they do exist. I would guess that it had interleaved alternately polarised subpixels. It was expensive as hell though.

      I have played about with shutterglasses, which apart from the eye-ache are a lot more affordable, if completely ridiculous looking. They're being pushed at the moment by nVidia (wireless this time, so they're even larger), but they're just a gimmick. Passive glasses is the best tech we have at the moment, it should be that which gets developed more. ...

      Perhaps stereo-3D gaming is the feature PCs have been looking for to steal the hardcore gamers back from the consoles? Discuss.

    23. Re:3d and tv by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Gimmick? How is it a gimmick? I've found one downside to the system so far, and that is that the filters on the shutterglasses won't entirely block out the brightest parts of the picture, resulting in a noticeable amount of ghosting. It's hardly a gimmick however. It's full 3D, causes no headaches, and can actually improve your performance in games (a chain link fence, for instance, will block maybe 10% of what's behind it, but with two separate images you can see something moving behind it instantly). Your issues really seem to deal with how 5up4 1337 you look using it, and not the actual technology.

      I really do hope that stereo gaming will push people back to PCs from consoles, but as long as you go around telling people it's a gimmick they aren't even going to try it out.

    24. Re:3d and tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't seen the Wired article, but the Wikipedia page gives a decent description.

      RealD 3D cinema technology uses circularly polarized light to produce stereoscopic images. Circular polarization is preferable to linear polarization because viewers are able to tilt their head and look about the theater naturally with no loss of 3D perception whereas linear polarization requires viewers to keep their head within a certain degree of tilt for effective 3D perception; otherwise they may see double or darkened images.[6]

      The projector alternately projects the right-eye frame and left-eye frame 144 times per second, and circularly polarizes these frames, clockwise for the right eye and counterclockwise for the left eye. A push-pull electro-optical modulator called a ZScreen is placed immediately in front of the projector lens to switch polarization. The audience wears recyclable circularly polarized glasses to make sure each eye sees only "its own" picture, even if the head is tilted. In RealD Cinema, each frame is projected three times to reduce flicker, a system called triple flash. The source video is usually only (2x)24 frames per second (which can result in a subtle ghosting and stuttering on horizontal camera movements). A silver screen is used to keep the light polarized and to reflect back as much light as possible to counter polarization losses. The result is a 3D picture that seems to extend behind and in front of the screen itself.

    25. Re:3d and tv by travisco_nabisco · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, good point, I still haven't been able to find the original article I read explaining this, so I'll have to rethink and hopefully come up with the correct answer next time.

    26. Re:3d and tv by gnapster · · Score: 1

      I believe that the way it is done uses polarized light, which requires two simultaneous projections. It could not be done with a standard display. I recently watched a 3D version of Journey to the Center of the Earth, on Blu-Ray, which still used red/green 3D technology. That is straightforward for consumer theater equipment, but the kind of 3D images that you saw with Avatar on the big screen is not.

    27. Re:3d and tv by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      I won't deny that they do improve performance in games, after I'd used shutter glasses for 5 minutes I gained the ability to dodge rockets in UT2004 (this was old shutter glasses, UT2004 was newish).

      But no headaches? Seriously?

    28. Re:3d and tv by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Ah. Well, I’m not sure there is any standard yet, but the major push of research is to develop a glasses-less system. At least, I thought it was.

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    29. Re:3d and tv by OptimusPaul · · Score: 1

      or probably just using polarized films, less moving parts that way. I have no idea really. Personally I don't care for the 3D theatre experience. The glasses don't fit right and hurt my nose and ears. I'd rather enjoy these types of things the old fashioned way, in a colosseum and to the death.

    30. Re:3d and tv by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Perhaps stereo-3D gaming is the feature PCs have been looking for to steal the hardcore gamers back from the consoles? Discuss.

      Nope. The Playstation 3 will support Stereoscopic 3D gaming in an upcoming firmware update (along with Bluray 3D) - and there's already one game that has support for it pre-baked in. Guess which one.

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    31. Re:3d and tv by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Old shutter glasses? So 30hz per eye? Seriously? Try the new stuff? Question mark?

    32. Re:3d and tv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Contrary to your apparent beliefs, both old shutter glasses and the displays at the time (mostly CRTs) could update at more than 60fps. 100 was recommended, mine could do 120 at lower resolutions (and even at its max res it could do 85).

      But even at high speeds, you're still alternating bright frames with dark (ideally completely black) frames. Your eyes can only see low fps normally, but they can see surprisingly high speed flashing patterns. The "60Hz per eye" from a 120Hz TFT display with shutter glasses is not equivalent to a normal 60Hz TFT display, because it's black for half the time, and your eyes pick up on this.

      Actually, thinking about it, CRTs only have a 20% or so vblank time, but for shutter glasses to have worked with them the phosphor of the bottom row would have to fade before the top row was redrawn, meaning that even normally they'd have to be illuminated less than 20% of the time, and half that when using shutter glasses. No wonder using a normal 60Hz CRT (without shutter glasses even) could induce headaches.

      And that's without the strain of the unusual focusing your eyes have to do when looking at a "stereo" display. Specifically, the eyes' lenses have to keep focused at a fixed distance while the eyes themselves move as if they are looking at a point at another distance. It's not too bad in a 3D cinema because the screen is reasonably far away, and at farther distances the eyes don't move or focus much and just rely on the brain compositing the (slightly displaced) images. But at computer-screen distances it is quite headache inducing if done for too long, at least until your eyes are used to it.

      I think I need to try shutter glasses with a TFT, it could have just been the CRT display that was the problem, even with the high refresh rate. I'm going to look into getting a 120Hz TFT display now. I need a new display anyway, mine's DVI port has stopped working properly.
      Hmm, a 22" 3D-ready TFT is the same price as my ordinary 22" TFT was when I bought it. I have the graphics card, Now where do I get the glasses?

    33. Re:3d and tv by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

      AC is me, don't know why it posted AC. Replying to you direct again instead of the AC post because slashdot probably won't email you for replies to your posts by an AC unless it is modded above -1 (unlikely now) but you should get this.

  66. Looking forward to 'directors cut' = more. by ah802 · · Score: 1

    Definitely escapist; It's the dream of what could be, might be, should be in the eyes of the artist. Cameron ties his vision together with a 'fragile story' with some social undertones almost as an after thought. Sooner or later, some artist would have done one of these Utopian paradise worlds worlds; Cameron got there first. A visual feast that takes us beyond the distraction of the plot, actors, into the world of art without many barriers. If there is any shortcomings, I would like to have seen a new opus magnum created for the musical score and better quality 3D glasses.

  67. Re:Why did stern pinball trun down make a game bas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stern is nearly bankrupt. They were well into making this game when they let go of a number of key employees, including Ritchie. I doubt they will be doing much original design for some time.

  68. Re:Who's with me on this? by felipekk · · Score: 1

    I believe that if he had explained why he thinks both movies suck he would not be modded as Troll.

    Avatar sucked. And so did the Titanic.

    As this stands, it is neither Informative, Insightful or Interesting. For obvious reasons it is not Funny, so it is a Troll.

  69. It's just a SciFi starved population.. by Seth+Kriticos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, there is not that much good SciFi coming from the studios, so every time there comes _something_ resembling a very good movie, it gets excellent ROI. Who would have guessed? Seriously, the interval for stuff you ought to watch in the genre is stretching to half a year by now (last was star trek - spring, now avatar, next is Iron Man 2 - spring again).. if competition would be like 10-7 years ago, this numbers would not be achievable.

    It's actually a sign of very smart marketing, though I don't like that little detail about it: WE ARE ALL SCREWED!

    (sorry, I get a little emotional at times when someone approaches me from behind)..

    1. Re:It's just a SciFi starved population.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how come the "sci-fi starved population" did not help Serenity? It was much better sci-fi than Avatar, was it not?
      Also, as much as I enjoyed Star Trek, it was less "sci-fi" (and more "action") than most previous Star Trek movies that did not make much money...

  70. What? by copponex · · Score: 1

    Finally, why do entertainers continue to feel that they have to present their beliefs within a movie. If I want to be preached at or listen to political messages, I will go to church or read a newspaper/book. I do not want to see it in movies or hear it at concerts.

    You're missing the entire fucking point of art. Your personal views must be pathetically weak if you can't suffer the "message" of a mainstream blockbuster.

  71. WARNING: Sherlock Holmes spoiler by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    I liked Sherlock Holmes generally, especially since all the actors hit the right notes, especially Downey, who I really do hope wins an Oscar one day, even though it won't be for this.

    As far as plot, what I appreciated most was that in the end despite all previous appearances that everything was explained as rational cleverness rather than anything being supernatural. Too few things promote rationality in this demon-haunted world, so it's always nice when something swims against the tide.

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  72. Re:Who's with me on this? by Forge · · Score: 1

    That was actually pretty cool

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  74. Death World by drunkenkatori · · Score: 1

    Something that doesn't seem to be mentioned much in the 'something borrowed' department is the deathworld concept. Pandora was already dangerous and then became an adversary once the planetary consciousness decided to fight back. For me this elevated the story to more than Pocahontas-in-space since the indigenous people's wholistic view on the world wasn't just philosophy, it was real.

    P.S. The 'anti-technology POV' complaints are completely off base. Recall that the scientists are allowed to stay.

    1. Re:Death World by mlts · · Score: 1

      I'll probably reiterate a bunch from the parent poster, but when I saw Avatar, it borrowed from a number of movies, but the closest thing it seemed to follow was first book of Harry Harrison's "Deathworld". The core plot twists are the same or similar, the military base constantly under siege, the people finding natives and siding with them, the intelligent planet that finally fights back.

      I consider it a noble tribute to that book. It was worth seeing the movie because of the FX, especially in 3D. The touches of futuristic details were excellent, from how data was moved from one screen to another, to the slap bracelet handcuffs.

      Another book I also have seen tribute from was Asimov's Foundation series with Gaea. Yes, the Gaeans were not an advanced situation, but they didn't have to be, because they were all interlinked.

      I didn't consider it an "environment uber Alles" type of movie, nor was it a guilt trip type of flick (Star Trek IV grated on nerves about the whole "save the whales" theme). The natives recognized the scientists and their avatars for what they were, but allowed them to live and even work on trade.

      All and all, I hope Cameron puts out the two other movies in the series. All sci fi books and movies borrow from each other, and Avatar does a great job as a tribute to a lot of good works.

  75. Its the last 30yrs of Sci/Fi Fantasy novels! by vxir · · Score: 1

    Lots of posters say unoriginal movies are lame but seriously given the budget what did you expect?! If you want originality go read a book. But what I think is amazing is how it packed in so many ideas from modern sci/fi and fantasy in a single movie with a coherent plotline.

    Dragonriders of Pern (need I say more)
    Phaze/Proton world of Piers Anthony -- In the inevitable sequel we'll find that "unobtanium" is what makes Pandora's biology cool...
    Orson Scott Card (Speaker for the Dead, specifically containing conscious trees, and particularly all the issues around human/alien relations)
    Piers Anthony's Cluster series "Thousandstar" and "Viscous Circle" (Pushing your consciousness into another living creature)
    Issues around technology disparities between intelligent aliens (in Orson Scott Card and so many others)
    Dune spice mining
    The Gaia hypothesis (in too many novels to count).
    The mechwarrior suits.

    If only it had a computer network spontaneously generate consiousness it would have EVERYTHING! I guess they wanted to leave room for a sequel!

  76. Actually... by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

    ...if you made a movie for pedantic nerds how much do you think it'd earn?

    Pretty well. Look at, say, 2001 and The Abyss. Sure, both of them have aliens doing impossible stuff, but they're supposed to be more advanced than us. All the stuff the humans do in those movies were either possible at the time or plausible extrapolations from existing tech. (Yes, even the 'breathable fluid' suit - the rat in the movie really did breathe liquid. It turned out - later - that we couldn't come up with a light enough fluid to scale up to adult human lungs, but it's used for premature babies today.)

    Oddly enough, the movies that put enough thought in to get the science right tend to do well.

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  77. Re:Triumph of wishful thinking & rose-colored by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

    It wasn't actually the Gov though it was a private company using mercs for security, which instead of stroking we move into full on BJ territory

  78. I am! by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    A horror movie as a Titanic sequel would have been great. A research team could discovery an icy island, where they find DiCaprio wandering around for decades looking for BRAAAAIIINS. And to survive they must chop his head off, shoot him with a shotgun, then set him on fire.

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  79. American films by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    If you find the plots cliche and predictable, then you have not seen very many indy American films. American companies tend to export things that make money, and outsiders only get a very narrow view of our culture. It's out own fault, but we usually do laugh when Europeans try to explain American culture to us. (they're usually the only ones that do this, I can't explain why)

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  80. Re:Don't Let Avatar Influence Your Statements So M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't care about the environmental message. The blatant Iraq war parallels took me out of it. Once it became Iraq, I could no longer cheer for the death of the soldiers.

  81. 3D Imax was kind of disappointing by swb · · Score: 2, Informative

    I saw it in a local multiplex that had a 3D Imax screen.

    First, "3D Imax" apparently isn't Imax like at the science museum where the seating is very steep and the screen is a large concave surface. At the multiplex, they just used one of the larger "main" auditoriums with a temporary/movable partially curved screen that seemed not that much larger than the normal screen for that space.

    Bottom line -- I did not get the "IMAX" experience like you get at the science museum or some traditional Imax theater.

    As for the 3D part, that was good, although after a while I stopped thinking about it; it wasn't overdone but in some cases it seemed too subtle to be worthwhile. The visuals are all so stunning that I think 3D is like fudge sauce added to ice cream that already has 8 other kinds of sauces on it.

    The good thing was that I wear glasses and the polarized 3D glasses fit over my regular glasses well and I had no problems with fuzzy depth of field as I have in other recent non-Imax 3D films. This was my biggest worry.

    I'd kind of like to see it at the Zoo here which has a traditional IMAX screen; I think it might have more impact. The problem with Avatar is that the movie isn't that good. Every native people/environmental/military/corporate cliche gets used to beat you over the head, and the storyline is extremely simplistic, and the backstory non-existent. We can travel 5 years in huge space ships but our world back home sucks?

    I wish the Navi were more complicated, compromised in some way that made them actually threatening or morally culpable. I wish there was something to like about the corporation and the mercenaries. I wish I knew what the heck unobtainium was and what it was for; the drive to get it at any cost MIGHT have been justifiable if it was some kind of magic energy source needed to keep alive the entire planet earth for example; or at least it would have made for good discussion.

    1. Re:3D Imax was kind of disappointing by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 1

      Well said. As for your IMAX experience, you are right. IMAX recently became more available than, say, 3 years back. The reason is their IMAX Digital format which is not the same as IMAX you were expecting. That has allowed them to 'fit' more multiplex with IMAX kits. It may arguably still be better than the regular 3D stuff though.

  82. Re:Who's with me on this? by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    Titanic II: The Floaters

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  83. Re:Who's with me on this? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

    I was in Bangkok on vacation and on one of the hotel channels they were running previews of upcoming movies.

    Yep, that one was on the list. I just about died laughing.

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  84. Princess and the Frog by AlpineR · · Score: 1

    Princess and the Frog is another movie worth seeing even as an adult. Interesting story, colorful characters, funny jokes, pretty animation, and good music. Maybe not terribly original, deep, or groundbreaking; but a worthwhile kid-friendly film.

  85. Re:Don't Let Avatar Influence Your Statements So M by jonhainer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A shame that Cameron didn't take a more original story and risk it like Star Wars.

    I find it interesting that you should mention this, because I found the parallel between Avatar and Star Wars to be striking. Unlike you, I don't find the plot of the 1977 Star Wars movie to be original at all. It was simply that a farm-boy found a message from a princess who was captured by an evil knight and imprisoned in a dark fortress. With the help of a good knight and a pirate, he frees the princess and destroys the fortress before the dark knight can destroy the village.

    That's about the most unoriginal story ever. It's been done over and over again since the middle ages. That's not why I loved Star Wars, however. I loved it because the visual spectacle at the time it was created was unlike anything that I had seen before. (I was only 9 years old in 1977, but still ...) Fighting with laser swords is cool! Fast moving spaceships with rapid fire lasers are cool! It had never been done before. The feeling was electric.

    As I was watching Avatar at age 41, I got that same feeling. I felt like I was 9 years old again and seeing something absolutely amazing for the first time. The 3D effects were awkward for about the first 15 minutes of the movie, and then I stopped noticing them. The simply became the experience. The computer animation sequences were ridiculously good -- fantastically detailed. I think you can tell, I loved the movie.

    Movies don't always have to be story-telling masterpieces. Sometimes they can just take you out of life for a while and put you on a visual roller-coaster ride. This movie did that more successfully than anything that I've seen in a long, long time.

  86. Re:Don't Let Avatar Influence Your Statements So M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I find it interesting that you should mention this, because I found the parallel between Avatar and Star Wars to be striking. Unlike you, I don't find the plot of the 1977 Star Wars movie to be original at all. It was simply that a farm-boy found a message from a princess who was captured by an evil knight and imprisoned in a dark fortress. With the help of a good knight and a pirate, he frees the princess and destroys the fortress before the dark knight can destroy the village.

    Er, you kinda left out the parts about the force and the rebellion and that the evil knight is the farm-boy's father. Yeah, you can simplify anything down to protagonist/antagonist levels if you want ... I'm surprised you didn't even mention Hidden Fortress. The point is that it hadn't been done a lot.

  87. I remember that plan... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Instead of spending $430million making one bloated FX crap-test they could have made 10 regular films.

    SciFi tried that couple of years ago.
    We got Mansquito, Man-Thing and Alien Apocalypse.

    Wonderful movies all, and a great addition to the culture of the world. If you are drunk enough, that is.

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  88. ground-breaking movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avatar is notable not just for the special effects but for the science fiction aspect of it. This movie was pure sci-fi, as opposed to a space opera (like Star Wars)...and Avatar is really good sci-fi. From the surface of the rainforest moon at night, you see a sky back-drop of the gas giant it orbits. The creativity and variety of life is astounding: six-legged horse-like creatures with ant-eater tongues and gills, four-eyed flying reptiles, gyrocopter-like insects, bizarre plants and an on-demand neural connection between most life-forms and trees for communication and storing memories..It that takes the whole Gaia principal to a new level.

  89. Jaded by Mr+Bubble · · Score: 1

    This Slashdot crowd is way too jaded. I enjoyed the movie thoroughly. I thought the CG was amazing and groundbreaking, the use of 3D was subtle and deep, the plot was extremely relevant to what's going on in Nigeria and to Iraq - and, of course, to our treatment of Native Americans. I also thought the alien chick was hot.

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    1. Re:Jaded by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really can’t figure out why it is that nobody seems to mind bestiality anymore if the animal looks and acts vaguely human.

  90. Let me guess... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    The aliens are still too stiff, their faces are too uniform, their movements are too smooth - they need pores, facial hair, creases, loose skin, etc - but it is still the best I've seen.

    You saw the 2D version, with your wife and kids and you forgot your glasses at home?
    So you slept through the movie instead of watching.

    Ergo, aliens are both "too stiff" and "too smooth" for you, while you have never noticed the details on the skin and under it (muscles, tendons, blood vessels...).
    Do yourself a favor and go see it in 3D, preferably in IMAX - alone. Pay attention to details this time and don't forget your glasses.

    Also... Not all creatures ON EARTH have facial hair. Why would aliens have to have any?

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  91. Re:Who's with me on this? by pixelpusher220 · · Score: 1

    I liked Avatar but the story itself was pretty predictable. I had almost as much fun pointing out the other movies Avatar is simply a mashup of (The Matrix, Aliens, any generic Cowboys vs Indians movie, even a nod to World of Warcraft in the floating mountains!) as I did watching the movie. When something was pointed out, you knew pretty well how it was going to come back in the closing of the story.

    The visual effects were very good though. I did tend to get immersed into the scenes - a very good thing.

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  92. Re:Who's with me on this? by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

    I saw it for a second time this last weekend
    Theater is sold out every showing on the 3D screen
    I caught more details the second time that I missed @ first
    It still is a great movie. I noted the gasps from other viewers over the visual details during the first jungle scenes
    This is very ground breaking technology to film .. rendering digital animation that looks realistic
    I still found myself wanting to swat the bugs from around my head, there in the alien jungle

    There will be some that will be put off by the underlying message regarding the western industrialized corporate mentality of dealing death and destruction to other cultures for profit. But, hey, the shoe fits ... we really DO suck in real life ..

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  93. Re:And the winner is YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess that if you didn't read this article you wouldn't be ranting about it right now.

    And just for kicks:

    If the sheep are flocking, then who's the Shepherd?

    Someone who acknowledges that the more technology changes, the more film-making stays the same?

  94. Chick flicks by bussdriver · · Score: 1

    Many chick flicks are no more sophisticated than stuff for children. There are shallow movies for every demographic. Da Governator made action films on par with Sandra Bullock or Alvin and the Chipmonks but his were action movies.

    Some movies are just like rides to appeal to certain groups. While other movies are more like a tour, museum, lecture, or just a form of fictional voyeurism.

    A good children's movie may not appeal to adults; being Pixar isn't a requirement (it just is if you want to appeal to the most people.)

  95. Definitely in IMAX 3D by moogleii · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Definitely see it in real IMAX 3D (no comment on the smaller, LieMAXes). The RealD was a little more fluid, but it's not worth losing 25% of the screen, and the IMAX version definitely felt more immersive. The IMAX versions have the full 1.78:1 cut, while the rest have 2.35:1. I haven't been able to confirm what cut the LieMAXes show, but from what my friend said, it sounds like it has the 2.35. It's possible it varies from LieMAX to LieMAX as well.

    http://blog.ronhsu.com/2010/01/01/best-seats-for-avatar-3d/

    http://www.firstshowing.net/2009/05/30/cameron-says-avatar-wont-be-shown-the-same-size-everywhere/

    To the GP, personally, I thought it surpassed Star Wars, considering the relatively limited time he had. It definitely fleshed out the love arc a lot more (although that would have been ultimately extra creepy if Lucas had as well). The story is complete. Cameron doesn't need to make two more if he doesn't want to. I'm hoping there won't be sequels, since I believe sequels usually ruin things (there are exceptions).

  96. Guilty Supporter by Drethon · · Score: 0

    Yes I went to see Avatar and don't regret it. The reason is because its one of the few movies (probably should have gone to see Star Trek too...) that can provide a better experience at the theater rather than just paying two bucks to rent it...

  97. Back to the 1970s by DrVomact · · Score: 0, Troll

    I haven't heard anyone else say this, so maybe it's just me, but this movie had an uncanny retro quality about it that reminded me of the 1970s, when all the "hippie" crap spilled over into mainstream culture. You have peace-loving noble free-living primitives who are "one with nature", worship trees that are mystically connected to the rest of the Cosmos, and engage in ceremonies that involve hand-holding in big circles around said trees. You have mechanistic Western civilization, represented by the usual cynical Evil Corporation that is shafting the natives because their Sacred Tree is somehow located above a huge deposit of Unobtainium (yes, they actually called it that in the movie). And with inexorable Hollywood logic, the good natives win, aided by the few humans who see the spiritual superiority of the blue people.

    I don't know what kind of reaction the director was trying to elicit from his audience. I kept having to repress the urge to get up and shout "group hug!" (In my most insincere manner, of course.) I found the story to be hackneyed, predictable, and embarrassingly naive. I don't see how adults could have put together such a mass of treacle. Somebody called Avatar "Dances with Smurfs"—but that's being unkind to the Kevin Costner movie, which I actually liked when I first saw it (despite disagreeing with its politics).

    But wait, Avatar was about the technology, wasn't it? I remember hearing that the blue people were all computer generated. And there were indeed lots of well-done special effects (unless the producers located a venue where mountains and boulders actually float). The 3D was very good—I kept trying to move over to get out of the way of people who were walking out of the screen toward me. So yes, if you want to pay to see a good display of digital cinema technology, by all means go see the movie in 3D. Just don't go with the idea that you're going to see a good movie.

    I have to add something here about the way the technology was used in Avatar. I think I've probably made clear that I didn't think much of the story; however, I also thought that the movie failed in a surprising way, considering the tech-hype: it was singularly lacking in visual appeal. Let me be plain: it was ugly. Consider the "blues": I have never seen a plainer-looking collection of individuals in a movie. The blue people of both sexes were not only completely lacking in attractiveness (and in the case of female blue persons, sex appeal), they looked positively unhealthy. Perhaps it's impossible to make white teeth look good when they are set in cyanotic gums...but they all looked like they were in sore need of orthodontistry. I understand what a lot of trouble it was to record all those actors going through the motions, then substitute CG animations for the actors...but I kept thinking, Why did they bother?—why not just use real actors with some blue makeup?. OK, it would have been hard to make real actors look like they are jumping onto the backs of CGA lizards. And I suppose it would have been even harder to find a bunch of female actors so sparsely endowed that their nipples are always covered by artfully draped hair, or holy tree fibers or whatever. Heck, maybe they don't have nipples...maybe they aren't mammals. Ah, I knew I could bring this review down to issues that are of central importance to my audience...

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    1. Re:Back to the 1970s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By the use of "treacle" you sound like one of those "bloody brits"...... so who need the dental work?

  98. What a stupid movie. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously, how did Cameron arrive at the conclusion that a movie about a forum user pic would make for good cinema?

  99. Re:And the winner is YOU! by rec9140 · · Score: 1

    I read TFA, and on the chance that I would ever even set foot in a movie theater, if the available choices are:

    Its Complicated
    Nine
    Sherlock Holmes
    Alvin
    avatar

    That list is pretty much the order I would go see them and the 3 DVD's I will purchase along with about 60 others from the TCM catalog (Thats about the ratio of REAL movies to old movies in my collection and purchases. Matter of fact I would rather see Alvin on a SAT MATINEE with all the carpet munchers than avatar!

    Even if I was given FREE PASSES with FREE POPCORN AND DRINKS and the ONLY movie choice was avatar as the others were full, I would LEAVE!

    Why lets see:

    Its Complicated - It appears entertaining, Lake Bell, Zoe Kazan

    Nine - Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penlope Cruz, and it appears entertaining

    Sherlock Holmes - Looks interesting, Rachael McAdams

    Alvin - stupid gimmick from the song, does not look entertaining, doesn't appeal, but would be a better waste of my time and money

    Lets look back at Camerons other $1B baby, Titantic. The only reason to watch is Kate Winslet. Every one knows the story. Boat hits iceberg and sinks, thousands die. Told, retold, re-retold, re-re-retold, re-re-re-re-retold.... enough already....

    You can throw all the $$$ of CGI and other FX at things and I will still rather watch a 30-50's B&W film on TCM. Better story, better acting, better actresses, and less over blown wasted FX when its not needed.

    If I want 3D I will get my blue & red glasses out and watch The Creature from the Black Lagoon or any of the other B 50's 3D movies. THEM! is a better SciFi movie.

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  100. No, the blue things look fake. by ifwm · · Score: 0

    Really really fake.

    And so, my brain spends more time rejecting what I'm seeing than I'm comfortable with and I can't watch it.

    And before anyone chimes in with "they didn't look fake to me", lots of people can't taste subtle nuances in flavor or hear specific differences in tone or pitch. That doesn't mean they don't exist.

    The people look fake, and I can't watch without cringing. Sorry.

  101. Re:Don't Let Avatar Influence Your Statements So M by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once it became Iraq, I could no longer cheer for the death of the soldiers

    It didn't "become" Iraq, you turned it into Iraq. Turn it into Nazis and you'll be out of your seat a-whoopin and a-hollerin.

  102. windfall profits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    one billion minus 430 million equals a windfall profit. If an oil company made this type of profit, the public would be screaming for a Windfall Profit Tax.

    1. Re:windfall profits? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

      Except that movie tickets aren't an essential good. People disagree with oil companies making billions because they do it by charging extortionate prices for goods they know people have no choice but to buy.

      Try telling me you have no choice but to buy a movie ticket?

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  103. Still it is a USian movie. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    The themes concern mostly an US audience, people elsewhere have outgrown those themes long time ago.

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    1. Re:Still it is a USian movie. by Toonol · · Score: 1

      The themes concern mostly an US audience, people elsewhere have outgrown those themes long time ago.

      They should make a movie about insecurity-fueled arrogance; it seems you haven't quite outgrown that.

  104. And authentic ignorance. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 0, Troll

    Look, if you are not sophisticated that is not my or anybody else's problem, what is grating is how some people wear their ignorance about a given topic as a badge of honour.

    You can google about the utter and complete lack of originality of the plot. Gosh, I have heard from "Smurfahontas" , "Dancing with Smurfs" and many other monikers that make perfectly clear how formulaic and predictable the plot is.

    Many people are contradicting themselves frankly: if the plot is so unimportant and all what matters is the 3D, then for bunnies sakes, people should acknowledge that the director could have been half brave and take a risk with the damn plot: at worst most people will not care since the 3D is so gorgeous, at best you start a new era in cinema. As it is, the result is visually interesting but completely lacking in one of the pillars of cinematography: the bloody damn plot.

    And yet another contradiction: lots of people are saying they went with low expectations, and when those expectations are confirmed with what was on show on screen, they get all touchy because people point out that the general low expectations were fulfilled in the plot department. So which one was it then?

    Cinema may be a visual art, but people that exhibit what you identify as "fake sophistication" (it is called education old chum) know that the history of cinema revolves around a well constructed plot which is advanced by the visual imagery. Normally the better the plot the better the movie, and Avatar is no exception, its redeeming grace being the certainly astounding special effects.

    If you have got nothing to say then all the 3D trickery of the world will not make your movie any better, it will just make it impressive, which are not necessarily the same things (the history of movie making is littered with the corpses of enterprises like this, of which Avatar is the most recent example).

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  105. Re:Who's with me on this? by Toonol · · Score: 1

    The story was fairly simple, but I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. Sometimes stories are simple because the creator is incompetent, and can't actually design anything complex that holds together. That's not the case, here. This is a deliberately simple story, executed well. That's not a bad thing; see Shakespeare. I think Cameron went in to this project with the desire to recreate an early-twentieth century pulp adventure, but with as much scientific rigour and production quality as he could throw at it.

    This is probably a version of what played in his imagination as a bright young SF fan.

  106. Re:Who's with me on this? by Toonol · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There will be some that will be put off by the underlying message regarding the western industrialized corporate mentality of dealing death and destruction to other cultures for profit. But, hey, the shoe fits ... we really DO suck in real life ..

    If it was a criticism of us (modern U.S.), why did the plot seem like it a could have found a home a couple centuries ago? I think it was more a criticism of a certain universal type of human behavior, than any particular culture or event. Keep in mind, the story was written a decade ago.

    If it seems like it's directed at us, it's just because we suffer from the SAME flaws that people have always suffered from. It's worth remembering that many of the characters exhibit the same virtues that people have always displayed, too.

  107. The graphics were great! by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    This film really revolutionized motion picture technology. Here's hoping that there will eventually be a film using this technology with a plot that hasn't been rehashed to death.

    I have come to understand that Cameron had to make the plot generic to appeal to a mass audience and make the big numbers necessary to recoup investment. By all accounts this has been achieved. Hopefully as the price comes down, the technology will become accessible to directors willing to take a chance with a story we haven't seen yet.

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  108. This is patently false. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Most likely most movies one watches don't cost $43 million.

    If your only criteria to watch movies is how much they cost it is completely understandable you would not care about the plot. But that is nothing to boast about to be frank, unless you think ignorance and bad taste is a badge of honour to be worn proudly.

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  109. The problem is that most people want only fluff by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    And the rest of us have to live with the consequences.

    Rule of the mob is all fine and dandy, a fact of life, but there is nothing to be proud about being part of the lowest common denominator.

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  110. Oh dear goodness. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I heard a sight of relief when all the silliness was finished. And this was inner London, not a leafy rich suburb.

    Finally objective proof that European audiences are more discerning :-P

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  111. What are you smoking? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Hollywood is shit scared of the spiralling of costs.

    Basically they are betting all or nothing in a few movies, if you check carefully blockbuster's credits you will see very often that companies that would be otherwise competing against each other, are collaborating and sharing the enormous risk. That is not a sign of strength, but an implicit acknowledgement of how broken the blockbuster model is.

    It is simply an economic model that will not scale.

    The saner attitude, which every production company is following, is to make smaller, less risky movies that if win, win big, and if lose, can't bankrupt the company.

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  112. Childhood != stupidity. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    No wonder children have so low aspirations. Many adults think that the right fare to be offered to them should be "simple and stupid".

    Comments like the PP makes me be all more grateful for my older relatives taking me to see challenging stuff when I was young.

    Also I never insult the intelligence of any children by assuming they are mentally challenged.

    Gosh, to think that there are people out ther thinking is those terms is really depressing.

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  113. All art is political by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    You are kidding yourself if you think otherwise.

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  114. Really? by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    How do you know?

    The history of art is littered with examples of stuff that looked great at the time but which the passing of the years became obvious it wasn't that great.

    The custodians of these things (film historians and critics) are already very doubtful about the artistic values of both of these movies, and in any case we are far too close to them in order to judge them objectively.

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  115. Actually... by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    Star Wars SUCKED! I never could understand what people saw in it. Empire was marginally better. Return of the Jedi ABSOLUTELY blew chunks! Episode 1 wasn't bad (at least until Jar-Jar shows up). The rest, pretty mediocre.

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  116. Well, there kind of was. by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    It was mentioned the "Low" gravity. Also, you'll notice the size of the natives, which also argues for Low gravity. Then, one can assume, that the Floating mountains were made from some EXTREMELY porous, yet strong, core material in which the pores are filled with a lighter-than-air (much lighter) gas (or possibly vaccuum, though less likely). The trees and water and all that shit could then be attributed to ages of dust gradually acreting onto the surface and then pollen seeds being carried there by winds. It seems like this was alluded to, though highly indirectly (the "bones" of the natives were said to be made of some naturally occurring, extremely strong, yet light "Carbon Composite" [which isn't that what bones are anyway???]). So, there kinda was a really, really flimsy explanation. But, it was there.

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  117. What GAIA concept? by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    Where was there a GAIA concept in Foundation? I don't remember one AT ALL? I agree with the sibling of the post, sounds more like Frank Herbert's "Jesus Incident/Lazarus Effect/Ascension Factor".

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    1. Re:What GAIA concept? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gaia_(Foundation_universe)

      Foundation's Edge and Foundation and Earth talked about it, and the books written after Asimov's death featured it prominently.

      The whole planet was actually called Gaia.

  118. Can we please stop? by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    It is not only Western civilization that has colonized/exploited lesser (yes, I said lesser) civilizations. All civilizations in all locales throughout history have done so. It's part of evolution/natural selection. And if you don't like "lesser" I don't care. Lesser in this context means "less able to defend themselves from other cultures and less able to project their own culture onto people in other locales". So, by definition, the cultures that lose are lesser. END OF STORY!

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    1. Re:Can we please stop? by tsa · · Score: 1

      By YOUR definition, the cultures that lose are 'lesser.' And those cultures losing has nothing to do with natural selection and/or evolution either. If that were true then the dying out of many plant- and animal species due to the destruction of their habitats by humans would also be natural selection or evolution.

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  119. Hmm...Maybe you should re-read. by gbutler69 · · Score: 1

    Lesser in this context means "less able to defend themselves from other cultures and less able to project their own culture onto people in other locales".

    What other measure matters? Anything else is totally subjective. It is the only meaningful objective measure.

    dying out of many plant- and animal species due to the destruction of their habitats by humans would also be natural selection or evolution.

    Yes, it is. Humans are part of the ecosystem. If a super-predator comes along and kills all the other predators and/or prey, that is a form of natural selection. It is a particular ferocious kind and may even be counter-productive in the long haul for said super-predator, but, that too is natural selection in action.

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  120. Unobtainium by imtheguru · · Score: 1

    The word unobtainium is still utterly ridiculous (seriously guys?), but it wasn't featured too prominently.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unobtainium#Aerospace_and_electronics

    Engineers have long (since at least the 1950s[2]) used the term unobtainium when referring to unusual or costly materials, or when theoretically considering a material perfect for their needs in all respects save that it doesn't exist. By the 1990s the term was in wide use, even in formal engineering papers such as "Towards unobtainium [new composite materials for space applications]".[3] The word unobtainium may well have been coined within the aerospace industry to refer to materials capable of withstanding the extreme temperatures expected in reentry. Aerospace engineers are frequently tempted to design aircraft which require parts with strength or resilience beyond that of currently available materials.

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  121. What is an avatar? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is an avatar?

    An Avatar is a new body and personification that is acquired temporarily to enter into another dimension. For example, Avatar in video games refers to players taking on a digital form to enter a virtual world.

    In the original Sanskrit mythology, it refers to nine human/animal forms that Vishnu took and one that is yet to occur. There's a famous couplet in the Gita about these avatars:

    To protect the innocent
    To destroy evil doers
    To establish law and order
    I emerge in every age

    In some cases, the avatar might even forget their "real" identity and feel that they are just human. A popular branch of Hinduism (Advait) argues that this is the situation with most of us. We are all avatars of God who have lost ourselves in the virtual world.

  122. Oh The Cliché by Frigo · · Score: 1

    "Hey I'm some kind of military commander guy. Look at my scar, how evil I am, arr arr. Some primitive aliens are sitting on top of a pile of high grade jew gold and refuse to leave, so instead of drugging them up and moving them away, or mining underground without disturbing them, we are going to SHOOT A BIG TREE. Watch us behaving in a unreasonable stereotypical right-wing racist greedy big oil etc etc redneck way and losing to a stereotypical primitive good clean happy healthy spiritual natureloving hippie etc etc space indian tribe."

  123. Re:Don't Let Avatar Influence Your Statements So M by Flere+Imsaho · · Score: 1

    "A shame that Cameron didn't take a more original story and risk it like Star Wars."

    Excuse me, Star Wars was an original story??? There's a mash up of stolen ideas, if I ever saw one.

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  124. Re:And the winner is YOU! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read TFA, and on the chance that I would ever even set foot in a movie theater, if the available choices are: Its Complicated Nine Sherlock Holmes Alvin avatar That list is pretty much the order I would go see them and the 3 DVD's I will purchase along with about 60 others from the TCM catalog (Thats about the ratio of REAL movies to old movies in my collection and purchases. Matter of fact I would rather see Alvin on a SAT MATINEE with all the carpet munchers than avatar! Even if I was given FREE PASSES with FREE POPCORN AND DRINKS and the ONLY movie choice was avatar as the others were full, I would LEAVE! Why lets see: Its Complicated - It appears entertaining, Lake Bell, Zoe Kazan Nine - Nicole Kidman, Marion Cotillard, Penlope Cruz, and it appears entertaining Sherlock Holmes - Looks interesting, Rachael McAdams Alvin - stupid gimmick from the song, does not look entertaining, doesn't appeal, but would be a better waste of my time and money Lets look back at Camerons other $1B baby, Titantic. The only reason to watch is Kate Winslet. Every one knows the story. Boat hits iceberg and sinks, thousands die. Told, retold, re-retold, re-re-retold, re-re-re-re-retold.... enough already.... You can throw all the $$$ of CGI and other FX at things and I will still rather watch a 30-50's B&W film on TCM. Better story, better acting, better actresses, and less over blown wasted FX when its not needed. If I want 3D I will get my blue & red glasses out and watch The Creature from the Black Lagoon or any of the other B 50's 3D movies. THEM! is a better SciFi movie.

    Read: I am a douche-bag snob.

  125. Questions.. by Wescotte · · Score: 1

    What (if any) are the differences between imax 3D and a normal theater w/ 3D showing Avatar? Is it just a larger screen? Is there different tech?

    I saw it in 3D (non imax) and was forced to sit a few seats off center in the second row. Normally I can't stand to watch a film where I literally have to move my head to follow the action on the screen but with Avatar I absolutely loved it. It just felt like it added another layer of immersion to the film.

    So, with this 3D tech does it matter where you sit? If I'm closer to the screen will objects appear closer to me? What were your experiences based on where you sat? Is there a sweet spot for 3D?

    Last, what is preventing them from creating a DVD/Bluray and letting you achieve this type of 3D at home on your current CRT/LCD/Plasma? I assume it's not as simple as pop the disc in and wear the same type of 3D glasses?

  126. So the hidden message of the movie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that higher CO2 concentration leads to a more spiritual environment and deserving native population?

    The heads of both Liberals and Conservatives are bound to explode!

    WooHoo, bring on the greenhouse gasses!

  127. Re:Where is the Halo movie? by Kalriath · · Score: 1

    The Halo movie is slated for 2012 according to IMDB along with Mass Effect and Metal Gear Solid (can anyone with an IMDBPro subscription please check that Uwe Boll's name is nowhere near that?), with Warcraft in 2011.

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