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  1. Re:I'm not sure how big of a deal this is. on Time Running Out for Public Key Encryption · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In other news, man with quantum computer reported missing...."

  2. Re:spooky action from a distance on "Spooky" Science Points Towards Quantum Computing · · Score: 0

    It's spookier when it DOESN'T lock up, because then I know something's wrong.

  3. "You may copy...." on Google and Microsoft Help To Defend Fair Use · · Score: 0

    Is where most of the public will stop reading. Granted, I think this is a great idea, but I imagine that they won't get it passed off with the wording as such.

  4. Re:New exam: on New UK Initiative - Make Science Easier · · Score: 0
    Bonus points for telling us if the Cat in the Hat is REALLY in the hat.

    (Answer: He's both in and out of the hat until he takes it off....)

  5. Re:Do I own it or not on Can Apple + AT&T Shut Down iPhone Unlockers? · · Score: 0

    Then it's your fault I got modded 20% redundant :P

  6. Re:Do I own it or not on Can Apple + AT&T Shut Down iPhone Unlockers? · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Is it illegal to open up the iphone and melt it down?" Is it illegal to blend it? :)

  7. Obligatory Ctrl-Alt-Del on The N-Gage Will Rise Again · · Score: 1
  8. I can see the spam now on Content-Aware Image Resizing · · Score: 3, Funny

    Shrink the rest of your body, and increase you penis size by up to 20 pixels!

  9. I predict.... on WordLogic Patented the Predictive Interface · · Score: 5, Funny

    that they wouldn't get anywhere with a lawsuit.

  10. Re:Is it just me on Evanescent Lasers to Speed Up Data Transmission · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually, I first read "evanescence" -- the only laser featuring Amy Lee.

  11. Re:Seems like they left out a major player. on Gaming is King of Online Entertainment · · Score: 1, Funny

    And as you speak, somebody is working on World of Porncraft to fill that gap....

  12. My reaction.... on MMORPG Used to Model Real World Disease · · Score: 1, Funny

    "You could see what would happen if people were told immediately of the risk." Drink heal pots and hearth?

  13. Re:Head as big as his ego? on Star Wars Fan Puts Himself in Carbonite · · Score: 3, Funny

    Why that stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder...!

  14. Re:Putting frosting on a turd.... on Diebold Rebrands What No One Wants · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that's not the question the tags for this article beg. What I want to know is, what happens when you put frosting on a turb?