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  1. foo on Indies Blossoming Despite RIAA · · Score: 0, Troll


    Indie labels are to Big Music labels as Open Source is to Big Proprietary Software and must therefore be eliminated.

  2. I can just imagine the ads... on D-Link DVC-1000 Videophone Review · · Score: 4, Funny


    "Can you see me now?.... Can you see me now?..."

  3. Wee! on World's First Encyclopedia of Future Inventions · · Score: 2, Funny


    I predict... flying cars will be commonplace! Oh wait, that was the predictions for 2000..

  4. Seymour Cray said it best on The Hundred-Year Language · · Score: 5, Funny


    I do not know what the language of the year 2000 will look like, but it will be called FORTRAN. -Attributed to many people including Seymour Cray, John Backus

  5. New slogan on Apple Plans to Purchase Universal Music · · Score: 4, Funny


    Apple's new slogan will be "Rip, Mix, Burn.. Except anything by Universal Music."

  6. Heh on Sun Considers Opteron · · Score: 2, Funny


    When I read "Sun can rise again" my wee mind read it as if Apu was saying it ala "Thank you, come again"

  7. Sounds like an odd idea.. on Making The News - In the Age Of The Internet · · Score: 3, Funny


    I really can't see O'Reilly publishing a book replete with l337sp34k, goatse.cx links and old "In Soviet Russia.." lines, but what do I know?

  8. The U should sue. on MTU President Peeved At RIAA · · Score: 0, Insightful


    When the Universities see a drop in tuition they should sue the RIAA. Don't all students go for the big pipes and free tunes?

  9. Re:Stop whinging on Microsoft Caste System · · Score: 3, Funny


    Psychological effects of having to wear an orange badge whilst other people have blue badges...? For god's sake, get a bit of backbone.

    "You've worked with Open Source? Here's your yellow star."

    "You don't like XP? Here's your pink triangle."

  10. Studies mean squat. on The Dawn of the Post-PC era? · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Studies and their predictions are useless.

    NEWSFLASH: Netcraft confirms that Tubgirl will overtake Goatse.cx as the world's #1 Trolling Destination by 2005!


  11. Hee. on Extending and Embedding Perl · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    I gave her a Perl Necklace.
    I'm so infantile.

  12. Yahoo has a mirror on Diamonds As Room-Temperature Superconductors · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    Yahoo has a mirror with pictures
    No karma please, just trying to help the community.

  13. Wee! on Diamonds As Room-Temperature Superconductors · · Score: -1, Troll

    The
    goatse.cx guy got a diamond ring while it was stil on his lover's fist.

  14. Close. on Diamonds As Room-Temperature Superconductors · · Score: -1, Troll


    I gave my girlfriend a "pearl necklace" which conducts electricity just fine, thankyouverymuch.

  15. Friday /. Poetry on A New Spin On Physical Phenomena · · Score: -1, Offtopic



    Spinning without friction,
    the happy geeks are all smiles.
    quantum theory moves forward,
    goatse.cx guy reviles.

  16. Re:Fact: Islam is Dying on Too Much Free Software · · Score: -1


    That is the funniest foo is dying troll I've read in ages. Good job.

  17. Please. on Too Much Free Software · · Score: 2, Insightful


    none working perfectly

    I'd like to see any software, free or otherwise, that does. If software worked perfectly, programmers would be unemployed.

  18. Fight the Man! on Open Source DRM · · Score: 3, Funny


    Open Source DRM is an obvious ploy by the Illuminati to spread "acceptible" DRM to the resistant open source community. Once they have us eating out of their palms their world domination plan will advance another great step forward.

    Where's my tin foil hat?

  19. Write off. on Would Free Music Sell Cars? · · Score: 1


    Sure, they'll "give" you 1000 hours of music but will write it off as an operating expense in the books. It's attempt at propping up the artificially high values they put on music.

  20. Free music won't sell cars. on Would Free Music Sell Cars? · · Score: 3, Insightful


    I have gigs and gigsof MP3s but don't own a car.

  21. Woo. on Windows Media 9 in Digital Theaters · · Score: 4, Funny


    I wonder if people will notice the subliminal "OBEY", "CONSUME" and "REPRODUCE" messages from MS..

  22. Damn... on Build Your Own Database-Driven Website · · Score: 2, Funny


    ... I can't find the PDF on kazaa yet..

  23. here ya go on Mozilla's Major New Roadmap · · Score: 5, Informative



    1.Switch Mozilla's default browser component from the XPFE-based Navigator to the standalone Phoenix browser.

    2.Develop further the standalone mail companion application to Phoenix already begun as Minotaur, but based on the new toolkit used by Phoenix (this variant has been codenamed Thunderbird).

    3.Deliver a Mozilla 1.4 milestone that can replace the 1.0 branch as the stable development path, then move on to make riskier changes during 1.5 and 1.6. The major changes after 1.4 involve switching to Phoenix and Thunderbird, and working aggressively on the next two items.

    4.Fix crucial Gecko layout architecture bugs, paving the way for a more maintainable, performant, and extensible future.

    5.Continue the move away from an ownership model involving a large cloud of hackers with unlimited CVS access, to a model, more common in the open source world, of vigorously defended modules with strong leadership and clear delegation, a la NSPR, JavaScript, Gecko in recent major milestones, and Phoenix.

    6. ???

    7. Profit!

    Ok, I admit to adding 6 and 7.

  24. Great news. on BSDs to be Merged · · Score: 2, Funny


    That's great news, now they can be dying as a team rather than divisive little groups.

    Yes, I know it's a joke

  25. Re:MMm... on George Foreman USB iGrill · · Score: 1

    Well fuck my hat.. I forgot it was April 1. I guess the repetition of the Evil Bit story has left my brain more numb than usual.