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  1. Re:Webcams on Windows 8 To Fight Piracy With the Cloud · · Score: 1

    Windows 8 will snap a picture with the webcam and send it to Microsoft as part of the boot sequence.

    So now if you are not sitting in front of your computer it will put up a message saying something like:
    No face defected. Smile for the camera to continue.

    Just to add to the trauma of a horrible disfiguring injury now you will have to buy a new windows license if your face is disfigured.

    For the sense of humour impaired: I am just having fun with paranoia.

  2. Re:Instant career murder on Fired Techie Created Virtual Chaos At Pharma Co. · · Score: 1

    But then you have no history. Almost as bad.

  3. Re:Instant career murder on Fired Techie Created Virtual Chaos At Pharma Co. · · Score: 1

    "Tossing the salad" is a euphemism. I am not willing to explain. Perhaps the fine folks at google can tell you more.
    Just to get back on topic. What an idiot! This is career suicide. I know that at my present employer they google you before you are ever contacted for an interview. If something like this were to come up attached to your name, like say in a news report, I doubt HR would be calling you in for an interview.

  4. Re:I hope they throw the book at him on Fired Techie Created Virtual Chaos At Pharma Co. · · Score: 1

    What if they took your stapler and moved your desk in to the basement?

    Then you are entirely justified in burning the place to the ground.

  5. Re:Pretty crazy idea anyway on Floating Nuclear Power Plant Seized By Court · · Score: 1

    Thank you for that. I was thinking of that myself.

  6. Re:is it just me on Google To Acquire Motorola Mobility For $12.5 Bill · · Score: 1

    No thank you...I'll stick to cash my friend.

    While I agree with you, and in fact find people paying for small (under $20) purchases with a debit, or credit card to be annoying and inconsiderate. I wonder just how much longer cash will be an option.
    Already is have become almost impossible to get by without a credit card. This just makes it easier to be tracked all the time.

  7. Re:Yeah, right. on 8 Grams of Thorium Could Replace Gasoline In Cars · · Score: 1

    I NEED to strap this engine into my motorcycle.
    Imagine 0 - 60 times of under .01 second. :)

  8. Re:NIMBY on 8 Grams of Thorium Could Replace Gasoline In Cars · · Score: 1

    Bring back Sunshine units.

    From our good friends at Wikipedia:
    The strontium unit was formerly known briefly as the sunshine unit, a term promoted by the United States Department of Defense until public ridicule brought about its disuse. (Among the sources of this outcry was a George Carlin performance, released on the CD "Parental Advisory: Explicit Lyrics", during a passage on governmental euphemisms for dangerous or unethical activities: "The Pentagon has actually begun measuring nuclear radiation in something they call 'sunshine units'!")

  9. Re:Oh come on on Obama Administration Closing Recently Opened Datacenters · · Score: 1

    Honestly I wounder how Obama gets out of bed in the morning. It doesn't matter what he does, he is attacked for it. In his shoes I would jump in Airforce 1, make a quick withdrawal at Fort Knox, and take off for a nice out of the way island.
    Maybe send off a quick press release off wishing the American people good luck, because they need all the luck they can get.

    Of course I know this could never happen, but it makes an image that makes me smile.

  10. Re:Wait for the 2015 model year on Iron Man-like Exoskeleton Nears Production · · Score: 1

    As I recall, that was a hypnotic suggestion. Only about 90% sure, it has been a few years since I last read the book.

  11. Re:Soon I will be able to tell everyone on /. on Iron Man-like Exoskeleton Nears Production · · Score: 1

    Your mom is on /.? Awesome!!!!
    No trolling for you. :)

  12. Re:Didnt bluescreen on Microsoft Patches 1990s-Era 'Ping of Death' · · Score: 1

    I remember those days. I was running Linux, and hanging out in a few IRC channels. There was one evening where everyone except me and one other person kept dropping out, that then reappearing 5 to 10 minutes later. I finally figured out what was going on when he got pissed off and said in public $USERNAME why won't you die!!!
    His ISP used static hostnames, so I knocked together a script that scanned for him to be on line and ping flooded him. I had cable internet, (Early adopter) so if was easy to just flood him off the net.
    After a week or so I stopped. I didn't want his ISP to figure it out, and tell my ISP what I had been doing.

  13. Re:A strange game... on World's First Cybernetic Athlete To Compete · · Score: 1

    I think you are wrong. I think it is time for the all drug Olympics.
    http://www.indyarocks.com/videos/SNL--All-Drug-Olympics-231702
    At least it would be entertaining to watch.

  14. Re:ooo ooo! on Saving Gas Via Underpowered Death Traps · · Score: 1

    Government should raise taxes on gasoline so that people drive less

    This was done where I live. It is a fine idea, but like so many fine ideas, IT DOES NOT WORK, in the real world. I own my home, so I have no intention of moving, and my work is 53Km from my home. Transit can help only slightly, and I was using it to avoid having to cross a bridge before the useless "carbon Tax" was brought in. I have spoken to many people about this tax and they all drive exactly the same amount now as they did before the tax was brought in.

    The only people it really effects are delivery drivers and truckers. Also all of us in the prices we pay for everything.

  15. Re:Hmmm on Mug-Shot Industry Digs Up Your Past, Charges You To Bury It · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Mafia will hunt them down for using their business model without permission. We can always hope. :)

  16. Re:When it sounds too good to be true... on AptiQuant Browser/IQ Study Was Likely a Hoax · · Score: 1

    which requires some states to have average IQs almost in the drool-cup range.

    Your point is?

  17. Re:Why? on Are Bad Economic Times Good for Free Software? · · Score: 1

    I don't count a mortgage as debt. I do have a mortgage, but what I pay on that is very close to what I would be paying for rent, so it is worthwhile debt. My mortgage allows me to make extra payments if I wish. You would be amazed what that does to your oweing balance. Early on it is like doubling your money.

  18. Re:Why? on Are Bad Economic Times Good for Free Software? · · Score: 1

    I don't know about anyone else, but I paid off my debts, and now I am splitting the money that used to be used just to keep even on debts to buy silver and savings.
    The best part... I have so much money now! No interest payments. No late fees, because they "forgot" to send my my bill.
    Credit cards, and line of credit have zero ballances, I have savings for emergencies, and I am buying more "toys" than before. I just do it all with cash.
    I do keep my credit cards active, buying gas witrh them, but they are always paid off on payday.

    I have said it before, and I will say it again. "Debt is slavery."

  19. Re:Being arrested is no big deal... being CHARGED on Swede Arrested For Building Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 1

    Bitches are everywhere. :(
    Outside Vancouver, Canada.

  20. Re:Being arrested is no big deal... being CHARGED on Swede Arrested For Building Nuclear Reactor · · Score: 1

    Should I be expecting the police to show up to my house and start confiscating stuff?

    Don't be surprised when they do show up. People who like to build things and work with their hands are a shrinking minority. The nanny state is growing. Won't someone think of the children.
    For example: I was working on my old Jeep all weekend. I had several people ask me what was wrong, and look at me strangely when I told them there was noting wrong, and I was just making my Jeep the way I wanted it to be. I also had one woman come by with some irrational comments about safety, and her kids...(I was welding.) I told her to get off MY property, and keep her kids away as well.

  21. Re:Worked out well? on MS-DOS Is 30 Years Old Today · · Score: 1

    Stop whining!
    When I started using Linux I had to hand edit my x.conf file, and people would not believe there was another OS other than windows. Once you convinced them that you didn't use Windows the question EVERY DAMN TIME was "Why not?" With a look of you are out of your mind.

    Also... Get off my lawn!
    Or buy a Mac.

  22. Re:Worked out well? on MS-DOS Is 30 Years Old Today · · Score: 1

    In what sense did it work out well? Economically for Microsoft and IBM? Perhaps. For the rest of the world that suffers working under the decrepit POS that is Windows OS?

    For the rest of the world there is Linux.

  23. Re:In other words on 35% Consumers Want iPhone 5... Sight Unseen · · Score: 1

    I have that phone at home.
    I bought it as a temp while I waited for my iPhone 4 to dry out after I washed it with my pants. :(
    It didn't dry out, and I had to get a replacement. Thank god for Applecare, and a gay Apple Genius who thought I was cute, and replaced my iPhone under warranty. :)

  24. Re:In other words on 35% Consumers Want iPhone 5... Sight Unseen · · Score: 1

    Nobody will actually buy the phone sight unseen

    Wanna bet? Just because you and I research our purchases, then weigh the pros and cons does not mean the general public will. I believe that Apple could announce that the iPhone 5 will be available at Apple stores world wide tomorrow, and nothing else, not a spec, not a photo NOTHING! There will be a line in front of every store, full of people ready to buy.
    30 years ago I wrote my first law. "People are generally stupid." In the past 30 years I have seen no evidence to the contrary.

  25. Re:In other words on 35% Consumers Want iPhone 5... Sight Unseen · · Score: 2

    people here cannot fathom the possibility that there's a such thing as a satisfied iPhone customer.

    Well, I for one am entirely satisfied with my iPhone 4.
    But for the record anyone who says they will buy a product sight unseen, based on nothing but speculation is an idiot!