User: Capt.DrumkenBum

Re:Possibly useful, but...

On: Cocaine Vaccine In the Works

It isn't the wedding cake. It is gold poisioning.
Gold is a heavy metal.
Symptoms of gold poisioning include the mouth and legs locking shut in the bedroom, and the mouth never shutting anywhere outside the bedroom.

Isn't it surprising that I am single. :)

Re:Seriously

On: Best Buy Customer Gets Box Full of Bathroom Tiles Instead of Hard Drive

I worked be BB Canada... Customer service is 34th.

Re:Canadian class action $500 per cell phone user

On: NY Wrests $1 Million From Verizon Wireless

Hmmmmm... Canadian $ is worth more than US right know, so being payed in Canadian == Good thing.