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Cocaine Vaccine In the Works

martyros writes "Researchers at the Baylor College of Medicine are performing clinical trials of a vaccine that teaches the immune system to attack cocaine, preventing it from giving a high. The vaccine is made by attaching inactivated cocaine molecules to the outside of inactivated cholera proteins. When the immune system attacks the cholera proteins, it also 'learns' the cocaine molecules as well. The result is that the immune system 'recognizes the potent naked drug when it's ingested. The antibodies bind to the cocaine and prevent it from reaching the brain, where it normally would generate the highs that are so addictive.'" An earlier story from The Star notes that human trials for vaccines against both cocaine and nicotine are well under way.

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  1. Analogs by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I hope this wundervacine will not attach to some of the body's natural painkillers.

    1. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or the other 'caines for pains. novocaine etc etc

    2. Re:Analogs by pilgrim23 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Is it cocaine specific or does it effect response to a whole class of alkaloids? I would truely hate to be in the dentist chair with drill ready only to find, rather quickly, how well this vacine potentially could work.

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    3. Re:Analogs by flu1d · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many of the anesthetics found in hospitals today are based on cocaine now (also opiates and I'm sure they're working on that too), if given this 'vaccine' you'd better not have any kind of an accident.

    4. Re:Analogs by Znork · · Score: 2, Funny

      "you'd better not have any kind of an accident."

      Ah, dont worry, muscle relaxants will still work. Rather like lethal injection, except you get to live to tell the story.

    5. Re:Analogs by afxgrin · · Score: 0, Troll

      I fucking hope this thing works for users who inject it... because snorting coke isn't enough for long term users.

    6. Re:Analogs by cmdr_beeftaco · · Score: 0

      The only time you could get high is when you immune system is weakened. Suddenly a black market for chemo drugs just what Big Pharma is after...

    7. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm not sure the local anesthetic effects of cocaine or procaine (which is actually more potent in that respect, but has more potential for allergic reactions in sensitive areas which is why cocaine is sometimes used) would be significantly countered by the vaccine. Local anesthetics act directly on the nerves, very quickly on application at the site. It takes significant time for an immune system response.

      But IANAD :-)

    8. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I missed a point in my post. The way such local anesthetics are used, we're mostly talking about small capillaries that feed blood to the area. This is what I meant by taking significant time for the immune response.

    9. Re:Analogs by Masaq · · Score: 5, Informative

      Happily (and thankfully) we don't use a lot of pharmacologically similar compounds in medicine (or dentistry) these days. Even the medical/dental use of cocaine is rather rare these days as safer medications, or combinations of medications, can be used for similar effects. Despite their similar names, most of the "local anesthetics" that one would use in the dentist's chair (lidocaine, benzocaine, etc) have quite different chemical structure than cocaine. Cocaine has effect on both sodium channels (blocking depolarization and nerve conduction thus providing local anesthesia) as well as dopamine and norepinephrine reuptake (more responsible for its CNS effects). Lidocaine and related compounds only block fast sodium channels. Thus, it's unlikely that this vaccine is going to cause serious dental pain problems.

    10. Re:Analogs by Masaq · · Score: 1

      Not actually the case - despite the similarities in name. The most commonly used local anesthetics are lidocaine and it's related compounds - which are chemically quite dissimilar to cocaine. It's unlikely an antibody to cocaine would bind to lidocaine. Wikipedia has nice pictures lidocaine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lidocaine cocaine: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocaine

    11. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I fucking hope this thing works for users who inject it... because snorting coke isn't enough for long term users.

      As long as it is voluntary and not compulsory. It's great there may be more tools for people who are seeking help for their problems. I don't believe in vaccines personally. I think from the abortion issue there was a slogan "Keep your laws off my body". That's all I worry about. I don't care what people ingest or get high off of and addicted too even if it is totally self destructive. IMO it's not my right to regulate them. But we've seen time and time again how some people think they have a right to force their belief or way of life onto other's for their own good. Also the connection between large corporations and the revolving door between them, their money, government, and the people who decide law and policy. (Like how people in the FDA play musical chairs with big pharma in major conflicts of interest). That in the interest of finding new markets and increasing profits that the pharmaceutical corps may be successful in creating a need for this, or enough fear to justify "need to force it on children/whoever just-in-case". As long as it remains optional then great for the people who want to be the lab rats and give it a try.

    12. Re:Analogs by arivanov · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Or go to the dentist. Most dental painkillers are cocaine derivatives. Hmm... The joy of having a tooth pulled without a painkiller as a result of visiting rehab. Actually on a second thought some twats whose names start with P and finishing aris deserve that one once in a while.

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    13. Re:Analogs by Arcane_Rhino · · Score: 1
      Well, that is what the clinical trials are for. Hopefully, any "disappointing" results will not be ignored.

      It may also be that it will attach to the body's natural pain-killers but that this is a secondary consideration and the intention of the drug is for use only in extreme cases of addition.

      'course, we all know what road is paved with good intentions.

    14. Re:Analogs by x_terminat_or_3 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with your ``It`s my body and I fuck it up if I want to'' slogan, only from the point of view of the government, the reason they ban certain substances is that abuse of it leads to either a) illegal behavior because of the cost to keep you in ``business'', b) generates a significant increase in medical care due to after (side) effects of the abuse, c) a+b

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    15. Re:Analogs by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      What's funny (or sad) is that, right above you is a post directly contradicting your statement.

      But both are modded "Informative".

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    16. Re:Analogs by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Two things: First, cocaine is s stimulant, not an opiate. The opiates use the same receptors as endorphins, which are the body's natural pain killers. I'm not sure how the *cains, which are region-specific numbers, work. And how do the NSAID pain killing drugs like aspirin and Naproxin Sodium work? And yes I know that sentence was redundant since the D in NSAID stands for "drug". So sue me. Won't do any good, the hookers get all my money anyway.

      Second, speaking of hookers, NO! NO! FOR GOD'S SAKE NO!!!! This is terrible! If they weren't addicted to crack half my whorem* would desert me!

      -mcgrew

      * "Whorem" is a word I just now made up, a combination of "whore" and "harem".

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    17. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great news- now when you are dying of cancer, and spending the last weeks of your life in agony, no painkillers will work! And the next time you go to the dentist to have a tooth extracted, the novacaine won't work.
      After all, we can't have people taking drugs and making themselves feel good, can we? They might stop slaving away every week to buy little pieces of 'happiness' from their Jewish masters, if they can take a drug that instantly makes them feel happy...

    18. Re:Analogs by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      there are already drugs that will nullify any cocaine or heroin in your system on admission to hospital. They are very specifically targetted, and if used, there are alternative painkillers that are administered

    19. Re:Analogs by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      They still use cocaine for eye surgery, and I'm not sure if anybody developed an alternative. I just hope the government is smart about this and restricts its usage to only people already addicted. I can see my mother having forced this on our family all too easily, without any regards for the consequences.

      It'd be nice to offer addicts an easy way out though.

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    20. Re:Analogs by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      "I agree with your ``It`s my body and I fuck it up if I want to'' slogan, only from the point of view of the government, the reason they ban certain substances is that abuse of it leads to either a) illegal behavior because of the cost to keep you in ``business'', b) generates a significant increase in medical care due to after (side) effects of the abuse, c) a+b"

      The thing is...if you de-criminalized drugs, you'd pretty much cut out "a", in that prices would drop as would profits currently being gained by criminal organizations. Remember prohibition on alcohol in the US? It prompted the rise of the gangs/mafia. Once it was over, well, I certainly don't see many people doing gangland violence over booze these days. Alcohol is just a drug like the others currently banned. It is a toxin that affects the brain.

      If we cut out the crime aspect of drugs, we'd save a TON of money in tax dollars each year supporting DEA, and the overcrowded prison system. We could concentrate a small portion of that money to help programs for addicts. Heck, like liquor...why not tax legal pot sales?

      Also, don't forget, it wasn't that long ago that any and ALL drugs were perfectly legal in the US. It was not the horrible effects of them that caused them to be banned either....most of them were banned in order to be able to use that to target ethnic groups in the US. Chinese - opiates, Blacks - Cocaine, Mexicans - Pot.

      Frankly, I'm still wondering where in the Constitution it gives the Feds. the right to say what drugs are illegal. At least when they tried to do it for alcohol, they did a constitutional amendment. No such thing has been done for "scheduling" of current chemicals (thanks Nixon).

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    21. Re:Analogs by McGiraf · · Score: 1

      "I agree with your ``It`s my body and I fuck it up if I want to'' slogan, only from the point of view of the government, the reason they ban certain substances is that abuse of it leads to either a) illegal behavior because of the cost to keep you in ``business'', b) generates a significant increase in medical care due to after (side) effects of the abuse, c) a+b"

      the only reason for you a) argument is the fact that it's illegal and regulated by the criminals.
      most of b) is also caused by the fact that it's illegal, drug cartels do not care about the quality and put their research in drugs that are more addictive, not more healthy an safe.

      and c) well it's just a + b

      d) ....

      f) profit!!!

    22. Re:Analogs by sm62704 · · Score: 1
      Yeah that's teally logical.

      from the point of view of the government, the reason they ban certain substances is that abuse of it leads to either a) illegal behavior

      Something sometimes causes illegal behavor so you write laws to make the behavior that causes illegal behavior illegal. Yeah, that's logical, Mr Spock.

      ...because of the cost to keep you in ``business'', b) generates a significant increase in medical care due to after (side) effects of the abuse, c) a+b

      That may be a valid reason in the civilized world, but here in the socially unenlightened USSA where 70% of prisoners are there for drug "crimes", the government has no stake in health care whatever*, outside Medicare which covers only old people. And if you're a junkie you're not very damned likely to live long enough to get Medicare.

      When they start writing respectable laws I'll start respecting the law. Speaking of which, I got a couple of new whores! And I may have found a real girlfriend who isn't a whore! WooHoo!

      -mcgrew

      * Except, of course, for the vast sums of cash the insurance industry "contributes" to candidates to ensure that we never get universal health care; that is, unless it will make the greedheads who run the insurance corporations even more filthy lucre.

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    23. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool, then how about YOU bankroll those God-damned social leeches instead of me, in terms of the constant medical care they need now (and will need in the future) that they "can't" pay for, the welfare that they almost certainly receive instead of (heaven forbid) working, and the insurance premium increases that their constant petty crimes cause.

      I sincerely couldn't care less what you do to yourself, but when your "right" to self-destruction affect my quality of life to the degree that it OBVIOUSLY does through sky-high taxation to pay for social programs that nobody uses, insurance costs, etc, then it's suddenly my fucking business. Want to die? No problem... do it on your own fucking dime. I'll even buy your the gun to make it fast (and cheap), instead of shouldering the expense of your entire worthless life.

    24. Re:Analogs by pilgrim23 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I can attest to the efficacy of cocaine in toothache; At one time I was suffering "adverse economic determinism" -I was flat broke out of work. At that time I ended up with the mother of all toothaches. Pain on the transcendental level.
          I also did not have a health plan, dental plan, funny card, HMO, fill out this form, do not loose your #2 pencil, and all the other facets of modern medicine.

        I do not use drugs, am not interested at all in recreational drugs. A friend of that time though was, and sold me some cocaine. I placed it directly on the tooth and BLESSED RELIEF! It worked absolutely better then the over the counter nostrums. I do not know what experience users enjoy, but, that day, I enjoyed lucid thought free of pain and that made the experience well worthwhile. Incidentally, the street purchase price of that drug was far far less then it would cost to see a doctor, get a 'script, then buy the script without the above paperwork goodness. also whatever the Doc said to use probably would have been about as effective as the nostrums.

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    25. Re:Analogs by NickCatal · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The idea of making drugs like coke illegal is that they provide a major public health crisis.

      Pot, on the other hand, is not really in that category.

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    26. Re:Analogs by richardellisjr · · Score: 1

      I'm not knowledgeable about how drugs or virus work, but wouldn't it be possible to hook the inactive cocaine to say an active common cold virus, then intentionally spread it throughout the country? Such a move (if possible) could easily be done without being able to trace it to the culprit, and once done it can't be undone. In addition such a virus/vaccine could easily spread worldwide. Even if the US government or some random mad genius wouldn't do it, what about countries like China or North Korea, or even Columbia (which I'm sure has huge interests in killing the cocain business)? I can easily see the antismoking crowd doing this for the nicotine vaccine, those guys are some of the most rabid fun killers I've known.

    27. Re:Analogs by TheLink · · Score: 1

      AFAIK allergic reactions are an immune system response.

      From fever, rashes to swell up and die.

      Well maybe one side effect could be you end up feeling low for the rest of your life ;).

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    28. Re:Analogs by oncehour · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For some reason I thought Pot was outlawed to target the blacks and eradicate hemp's thread to the nylon industry. Do you have any data on it being used to target Mexicans?

    29. Re:Analogs by CastrTroy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well then why do we need lengthy prison sentences for drug use. Just make it so that drug related health problems are not covered. Then for those who commit other crimes while on drugs, well, we got laws against other crimes anyway. This would make it so that people who can handle casual drug use not be punished for other people inabilities to handle their drug use.

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    30. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very good -- you are one of the few people that "gets it." I'd add to your post that NOBODY advocates allowing you to buy crack cocaine at your local 7-11 store; clearly that would lead to a skyrocketing abuse rate.

      It is the decriminalization or cessation of ridiculous penalties (in some cases higher than homicide) for moving the drug around. There is a tiny bit of concern that it will be marginally "easier" to access at the street corner, but it is ALREADY quite easy, and the prices, and rewards to support dealers / importers / gangs will not be there. In fact, some people think if there is little profit to be made in the trafficking after legalization, it may actually DECREASE supply, as it would be more profitable for legit work (e.g. columbians return to growing coffee...)

    31. Re:Analogs by Rune69 · · Score: 1

      Cool, then how about YOU bankroll those God-damned social leeches instead of me,

      So you would rather pay to jail these people then to treat them? Do you think prison is free? Do cops and prison guards work for free too?

      You can jail them for life, or treat them for a year. The choice is yours. Either way, you pay for them. The point is: don't fucking kid yourself.

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    32. Re:Analogs by colmore · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This argument is only valid if criminalization creates a large scale decline in usage. If the effect is only slight, then the many associated problems with criminalization are too great.

      Every law, currently enforced or not, is a right taken from the individual and given to the police. This shouldn't be done except in cases of overwhelming necessity. It would be a great day when the laws of the land were few enough to list by memory.

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    33. Re:Analogs by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      If we cut out the crime aspect of drugs, we'd save a TON of money in tax dollars each year supporting DEA, and the overcrowded prison system. We could concentrate a small portion of that money to help programs for addicts. Heck, like liquor...why not tax legal pot sales?

      I understand your point but this is nto necessarily the case. Check out gambling for instance, it comes into a state and generates a ton of revenu, however over the long term it costs more to regulate the crime from the fallout of the newly found gambling habits than the tax dollar increase. There is a lot of information on this subject, google it.

      Remember prohibition on alcohol in the US? It prompted the rise of the gangs/mafia. Once it was over, well, I certainly don't see many people doing gangland violence over booze these days. Alcohol is just a drug like the others currently banned.

      Well now either you are new to the debate or just ignorant, I will assume the former. While some of the drugs have similar or lesser effects, many have much much more dire consequences on society. Some would argue that we would be better off with Marijuana being legal and banning alcohol due to the high non-user mortality rate caused by alcoholism. see stats here: http://tinyurl.com/yrsmrk

      Long story short, you have to judge each drug and its side effects one by one. Now if there was just an independent agency to decide and educate the public...

      Don't get me wrong, I hate the over regulation of pretty much every single asset in this country but there are a lot of aspects where the gov't is in the right to regulate, and just as many where they are wrong. I tend to personally draw the line between things that are self destructive and things that infringe on my wellbeing and the wellbeing of the people I am responsible for.

      BTW this is the standard response to any pro/anti drug regulation debate.

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    34. Re:Analogs by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      Oh and one more thing:

      and the overcrowded prison system.

      I would place a heavy bet on the prison system being just as full if we legalized all drugs...some people are just leeches and will find some other way to earn a dishonest living.
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    35. Re:Analogs by Gospodin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't believe in vaccines personally.

      What does this mean exactly? You don't believe they exist? You don't believe they work?

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    36. Re:Analogs by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      -I was flat broke out of work.... I do not use drugs, am not interested at all in recreational drugs. A friend of that time though was, and sold me some cocaine.
      One of those sentences does not belong. However, you're probably right about the cocaine being cheaper, as pharma companies have just as big a cartel going as the illegal dealers, with less overhead to deal with "government oversight". Thank goodness most first world countries have subsidized medicare and put caps on drug prices.
    37. Re:Analogs by darjen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The idea of making drugs like coke illegal is that they provide a major public health crisis.
      Wasn't that the same reasoning that the prohibitionists used in the 1920s?

      I don't see legal cocaine as causing any more of a health crisis than alcoholism.
    38. Re:Analogs by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

      I would place a heavy bet on the prison system being just as full if we legalized all drugs...some people are just leeches and will find some other way to earn a dishonest living.

      You fail to understand the difference between violent and non-violent crime. You seem to assume that people have an innate desire to be locked up, or at least to be deviant. That's naughty, and I'm afraid I must slap these handcuffs on you and discipline you!

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    39. Re:Analogs by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Since cocaine works by blocking the dopamine transporter, the obvious worries are dopamine and other natural catecholamines epinephrine and norepinephrine. But these are very obvious--any vaccine that elicited antibodies against natural catecholamines would wash out very early in development.

    40. Re:Analogs by jombeewoof · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...There is a tiny bit of concern that it will be marginally "easier" to access at the street corner, but it is ALREADY quite easy... I would imagine that if drugs were decriminalized, it would be MUCH more difficult for children to get their hands on.
      Test it out yourself.
      Give any 14 year old in America $30, tell them to come back with either alcohol or illegal drugs whichever is easier to get.
      Guaranteed, they will bring back drugs 99% of the time.
      I've seen it in action hundreds of times over. It is much easier for children to get drugs than it is for them to get booze.

      I'm not saying it is impossible or even difficult to get booze, but it sure is easier to pick up something that is not regulated than it is to get something that is regulated.
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    41. Re:Analogs by jombeewoof · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I would place a heavy bet on the prison system being just as full if we legalized all drugs...some people are just leeches and will find some other way to earn a dishonest living. But those who are in prison for simple drug offenses, like possession of small amounts of controlled substances would not be there.
      That is a HUGE amount of people. The worst thing about that is, when they get out of prison they are in a much worse state than when they went in. Nobody will hire an ex-con. Not for anything other than shit work.

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    42. Re:Analogs by jhobbs · · Score: 2, Informative

      Read up on your history. Arizona started using pot to target immigrant workers during the depression. ("They are taking American jobs.") The same politcal pressures moved on to Washington where the stamp tax act was passed.

    43. Re:Analogs by calyphus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Making the substances illegal inflates the costs associated with their use, increases side effects, and actually promotes experimentation if not long-term use. The argument for banning psychoactive substances has much less to do with actually protecting society (a valid reason) than a prudish restriction of individual freedom. Prohibition creates more problems while solving none.

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    44. Re:Analogs by calyphus · · Score: 4, Informative

      making drugs like coke illegal is that they provide a major public health crisis
      Hook, line and sinker...gobble down that propagranda. Study some history. U.S. drug laws originate in racism disguised as public health policy.
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    45. Re:Analogs by jhobbs · · Score: 5, Interesting

      According to the Justice Dept., of the 1.5 million inmates in the U.S.:

              * Drug Offenses 59.6%
              * Robbery 9.8%
              * Property Offenses 5.5%
              * Extortion, Fraud, Bribery 6.8%
              * Violent Offenses 2.7%
              * Firearms, Explosives, Arson 8.6%
              * White Collar 1.0%
              * Immigration 2.8%
              * Courts or Corrections 0.8%
              * National Security 0.1%
              * Continuing Criminal Enterprise 0.8%
              * Miscellaneous 1.5%

    46. Re:Analogs by calyphus · · Score: 1

      I would place a heavy bet on the prison system being just as full if we legalized all drugs...some people are just leeches and will find some other way to earn a dishonest living.
      Mandatory sentencing for simple possession spits on your theory.
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    47. Re:Analogs by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      actually, the pharma companies are bigger than drug cartels.. who makes more money varies i think whether you look at total revenue or profit -- i think pharmas win the first and cartels the latter. i could be wrong.

      even with subsidized medicare and caps on drug prices it'd still be cheaper to throw 50 bucks at a bag of coke for a toothache than go to a dentist and all that happy jazz.. but er, last time i had to get a filling it was only 115 bucks. short-term more expensive but it'd fix a tooth ache longer

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    48. Re:Analogs by MachineShedFred · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Frankly, I'm still wondering where in the Constitution it gives the Feds. the right to say what drugs are illegal. The legality of the drug restrictions is actually based upon the constitutional privilege of the government to collect taxes. The original act that started it all was the Harrison Narcotics Tax Act in 1914. Technically, unless you were licensed, you were evading taxes and thus jailable.

      So really, the drugs are not illegal, but not paying your license taxes is. However, the government doesn't license anyone so you really can't get your license. Interesting, no?
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    49. Re:Analogs by COMON$ · · Score: 1
      ahhh an intelligent post! Wow don't see those on slashdot very often. I saw actual stats and bad to blink a couple times half expecting to see some kind of rant at the end. But your point is taken!

      I come from working in a Law enforcement field where at one time I had a pretty good outlook on humankind, afterwards have a very low expectation of society. I did say though that I would put a bet on it, not what was going to happen. I tend to think that there is a large sum of people out there who just dont have enough self respect to be responsible therefore no matter what is legalized they will find a way to get thrown back in the slammer not because they are inherently evil, but just because they like to ride the line.

      On a less ranting/more productive note, I would like to see a detailed analysis of that set of data such as how many drug offenses are misdemenors, what kind of drug offense, etc etc. My acquaintances that carry pot tend to carry amounts that will at most get them a weekend in a room and some community service. Of course each state is different.

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    50. Re:Analogs by syzler · · Score: 2, Funny
      It would be a great day when the laws of the land were few enough to list by memory.

      You mean like:
      • You shall have no other gods before me *
      • You shall not make for yourself an idol
      • You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God *
      • Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy
      • Honor your Father and Mother
      • You shall not murder
      • You shall not commit adultery
      • You shall not steal
      • You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
      • You shall not covet your neighbor's house
      • You shall not covet your neighbor's wife
      * Omit depending on your beliefs
    51. Re:Analogs by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      I come from working in a Law enforcement field where at one time I had a pretty good outlook on humankind, afterwards have a very low expectation of society.
      That's because:
      • Cops only see the worst of society
      • Cops think they are better than non-cops, so eventually everyone else is regarded as inferior.
    52. Re:Analogs by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Usually anticorps are very very specific. That's why we have so much trouble with new strains of flu. A ridiculous tiny change on an antigen molecule and those fucking bastards are no longer able to bind to it.

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    53. Re:Analogs by Xtravar · · Score: 2, Funny

      At least stimulants heighten your driving abilities...

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    54. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently Aspirin has the same effect, however it wears down the tooth. Cocaine might be similar in that respect, I don't know.

    55. Re:Analogs by COMON$ · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Actually I came from a civ department. My neighbors being Computer Forensics and Latents. But that being said, it wasn't the cops that got me hammering on society. Because as you put it, we see the dredges of society run through there. What pushed me over the edge is my friends working retail at department stores. People, not even criminals, abusing any system they can get their hands on to save a couple bucks, verbally and physically. I know a lot of people who have spent jail time for possession that I would trust hands down over people who haven't.

      There are just people out there who don't care, they are extraordinarily selfish abusive people. I am not saying all Drug offenders are this way. I am just posting a note about the way society behaves as a whole.

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    56. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Respectfully, you totally made that up, didn't you?

      I mean, that's simply ridiculous. Perhaps in some areas of the inner city what you said may be true, but if I ask any 14 year old that I know, he will give that $30 to his older brother / uncle / me and return with $25 worth of alcohol from the corner store.

      That's stupid to say that it is easier for children to get drugs than booze. Booze is EVERYWHERE, in almost EVERY house, and sitting right next to me as I type things. My 14-year old cousin could just go to the liquor cabinet and get booze. I could when I was growing up, too. I was offered my first beer way, way before I was ever offered coke (never been, actually) or MJ (later in college.) "Guaranteed", this is the case for 99% of people in America. I think you were just speaking with exaggeration for comic effect, but your statements are blatantly untrue.

    57. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh no, contrary anecdotes!

    58. Re:Analogs by Hittite+Creosote · · Score: 1

      It does occur to me to wonder how many of the "drug offenses" were cases where the authorities wanted to charge them with something else originally, couldn't make it stick, so went for the drug charge instead.

    59. Re:Analogs by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The Dentist or Hygienist inject the anesthetic in very close proximity to the desired nerve, so I doubt that there would be much effect; even if there was some, nitrous oxide is very effective.

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    60. Re:Analogs by livewire98801 · · Score: 1

      Where do you live? I want to avoid you're roads :)

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    61. Re:Analogs by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Heck, like liquor...why not tax legal pot sales? We either do or did, medically prescribe pot is or was taxed at $10.00/Oz. and non-medical at $100.00/Oz. which was a ton of money back in the 1920's or 30's when I think the tax was enacted. You are correct thinking that originally our drug laws were thinly veiled racism.

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    62. Re:Analogs by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Nah I'm positive that the laws against hemp/canabis predate nylon and probably rayon as well.

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    63. Re:Analogs by livewire98801 · · Score: 1

      Well now either you are new to the debate or just ignorant. . .

      BTW this is the standard response to any pro/anti drug regulation debate.


      These two statements probably keep a majority of users from reading the rest of your statement.

      Having said that, I agree that we should legalize marijuana over alcohol (and maybe tobacco), but I think that the majority of drugs do more damage being illegal than they would being legal. There is an awful lot of crime related to the underground movement and distribution of most illegal drugs. Even if we couldn't get rid of all of the problems by removing the legislation, then perhaps we could make it less of a burden and a danger to our kids.

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    64. Re:Analogs by livewire98801 · · Score: 1

      Do you think it's society, or our culture? I wonder what we could do as a society to make our culture better? We have an awful lot of people that just don't care, but we have a lot that do as well. Do you think it's an inborn desire to behave, or just a lack of respect that could be corrected in future generations. I hope I'm right, and it's something we can overcome. . .

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    65. Re:Analogs by kaidadragonfly · · Score: 1

      The constitution does not give the feds the right to say which drugs are illegal. But the current laws cite interstate commerce as their constitutional basis. Though, logically (which is rarely how laws work) that would mean that it is alright to do [drug of choice] so long as you don't cross state lines anywhere in the process.

    66. Re:Analogs by kaidadragonfly · · Score: 1

      And in highschool I knew people who made drug deals (pot) in class.

    67. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, jombee, one is a reasonable statement, and one is not. The parent claimed that a 14 year old kid, if given $30 for illicit drug (one LEGAL for adults and readily available in every home, business and street corner, and the other not) he will come back with the non-legal one 99% of the time.

      It is hyperbole, and frankly silly -- if you don't see that, I feel sorry for you. I have an (unproven) anecdote that if you jump out of a plane, you can fly! Hmmm - I really don't need to test that one either, but you are welcome to try.

      If you are joking, then that's fine. :)

    68. Re:Analogs by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      I think it is only something that can be overcome by stability and education. Both of which this world has neglected in the home which, is where the selfishness and bitterness strikes hardest.

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    69. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me it was certainly true - I knew people who smoked a lot of pot, but I didn't know many 19 year olds.

      Then again, I grew up in British Columbia so YMMV.

    70. Re:Analogs by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "The legality of the drug restrictions is actually based upon the constitutional privilege of the government to collect taxes. The original act that started it all was the Harrison Narcotics Tax Act in 1914. Technically, unless you were licensed, you were evading taxes and thus jailable.

      So really, the drugs are not illegal, but not paying your license taxes is. However, the government doesn't license anyone so you really can't get your license. Interesting, no?"

      Actually those laws were successfully thrown out by the Supreme court in the early 70's I do believe....I think it was actually a case brought about by Timothy Leary. Anyway, it was thrown out as unconstitutional, this freaked Nixon out...and they came up with the "Scheduling" of drugs....I dunno how that one has stood up myself, but, it would make for interesting research.

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    71. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Luckily I'm soon going into business, and I'll hire ex-cons and felons without a problem.

    72. Re:Analogs by MrCopilot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Test it out yourself. Give any 14 year old in America $30, tell them to come back with either alcohol or illegal drugs whichever is easier to get. Guaranteed, they will bring back drugs 99% of the time. I've seen it in action hundreds of times over. It is much easier for children to get drugs than it is for them to get booze.

      Hey man, go out and get your own drugs. Relying on 14yr olds, Bogus, man, bogus.

      I mean, I just can't have teenagers over here all the time. The neihbors man, the neihbors.

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    73. Re:Analogs by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      I can't speak for you, but when I was 14 it was a hell of a lot easier to get drugs, specifically coke and pot than it was alcohol.

      Most people I knew had older siblings, sure but very few over 21 and even fewer that would actually buy for us.
      drugs are a lot easier to get than booze for most of the people I knew

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    74. Re:Analogs by akayani · · Score: 1

      Of course what the above stats don't say is that of 59.6% in jail for drug offences 59% of them were people from the lower economic. Smart rich people never end up in jail, they don't need to rob to support habits and if they are caught they can afford the best legal advise. Effectively we criminalize the poor.

    75. Re:Analogs by canadian_right · · Score: 1

      And alcohol doesn't cause problems? Smoking doesn't hospitalise and kill millions?

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    76. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a natural Cocaine vaccine. Everytime I snort a line, my face goes numb, my heartrate increases, but absolutely NO euphoria, and NO charge whatsoever. I have taken cocaine from NYC, cocaine from suburban brats selling at high prices, and the #1 most sought after quality cocaine from Buffalo. So yeah, I've taken cocaine for sure. Never got high once. Line after line, gram after gram, half a gram at once, ...nothing but the occasional nosebleed.

      So does this mean they no longer have to develop a Cocaine vaccine and somehow leech it out of me so I can get rich? Thank you

    77. Re:Analogs by GTMoogle · · Score: 1

      Not to contest the power of those numbers, but I'm curious how many people were found to have drugs on them when caught for another crime such as robbery, and it was easier to nail them for the drugs than anything else.

      But yeah, ridiculous.

      The other thing I wonder is why those 60% of prisoners couldn't just decide not to do drugs? I've never had any trouble not doing drugs. Am I that strange?

    78. Re:Analogs by scotch · · Score: 1

      Or D: it is the drug of choice of minorities that are inconvenient.

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    79. Re:Analogs by scotch · · Score: 1

          * You shall have no other gods before me *
          * You shall not make for yourself an idol *
          * You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God *
          * Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy *
          * Honor your Father and Mother *
          * You shall not murder
          * You shall not commit adultery *
          * You shall not steal
          * You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor
          * You shall not covet your neighbor's house *
          * You shall not covet your neighbor's wife *

      There, fixed it for you.  Don't steal, murder, or lie (maybe that one needs a star, too) - wow, that sounds easy!  You try it first in your cardboard-civilization first, tell us how it works out.

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    80. Re:Analogs by lysergic.acid · · Score: 2, Informative

      the -caine suffix is simply used for any drug with properties of a local anesthetic. however, novacaine, lidocaine, cocaine, etc. are not actually chemically related or remotely similar in molecular structure to each other, so there shouldn't be a problem with this vaccine interfering with the other *caine anesthetics.

    81. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      miscellaneous should definitely be legalized

    82. Re:Analogs by skulgnome · · Score: 1
      But you know, it does give niggers the strength of ten men!

      Is that a chance you're willing to take? An enraged negro with the strength of ten men raping your helpless daughter? Tearing open her intimate bits with his willie, which is spined like that of a tomcat! Having your daughter give birth to a mulatto, becoming unfit for marriage to any proper suitor? Is that a fate you wish visited upon your house?

      Call your congressman, tell him to vote YES on the African-American Health Enhancement Bill.

    83. Re:Analogs by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

      Education != schooling. There is an awful lot of cultural glorification of utterly selfish people. Eventually, it will seep though the neurons.

    84. Re:Analogs by isntwargreat · · Score: 1

      This is a crap argument. Your drug dealer may be out of town or out of drugs or recently arrested, but the homeless guy who lives in the park is almost always ready to buy beer... Sorry Charlie, it was never hard to get beer. Want some pot? Well you better know somebody, and contrary to common belief, most 13 year olds don't know dozens of drug dealers. And you want cocaine? Well then it's much harder, but it wouldn't be if anybody who needed 5 bucks could go into a 7-11 and resell it to some high schoolers.

    85. Re:Analogs by extra+the+woos · · Score: 1

      "and contrary to common belief, most 13 year olds don't know dozens of drug dealers."

      No, you're right, they don't. Personally.

      However every high school student I knew when I was in public high school knew one person who had the dealer's number. At least one.

      Of course, we also knew people who were old enough to buy alcohol and ciggs. However, contrary to drug dealers WHO DON'T CARE HOW OLD YOU ARE, most 21 year olds take a lot more cash to convince to get you alcohol than it takes to get the weed guy to come to your house. I know, I used to get alcohol for some friends every now and then. Yeah I was evil. However, I would always refuse to buy them ciggarettes. They smoked weed all the time, it would just get delivered to their house. When buying alchy they had to get me alchy too.

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    86. Re:Analogs by CodyRazor · · Score: 0

      As good as it is to be critical, i dont think they would begin human trials without already establishing this.

      I wonder how they advertise for test subjects? Perhaps a one page newspaper ad that says

      "Free Cocaine!"

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    87. Re:Analogs by CodyRazor · · Score: 0

      People arent inherantly evil and abusive, but they can be driven to it, anyone can. Its pretty easy to get someone to abuse their position in a retail store, all you have to do is give them barely or less than minimum wage, poor health care and poor working conditions and most people would take advantage of a large multi billion dollar company that wouldnt notice either way. Its a lot harder to get someone to abuse a much higher position of power, such as the office of the US president. That kind of thing takes money.

      Don't be dissapointed when you see a retail assistant scamming the store, its not murder, and you probly would too if you had to live the way they do.

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      So Skulldilocks threw acid on the schoolchildrens' faces, cause somebody from the bible told her to do it!
    88. Re:Analogs by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      I mean, that's simply ridiculous. Perhaps in some areas of the inner city what you said may be true, but if I ask any 14 year old that I know, he will give that $30 to his older brother / uncle / me and return with $25 worth of alcohol from the corner store.

      If your argument is that alcohol is easier to get because of other members of society who are willing to be complicit in its distribution, you're simply supporting the GP's point that societal conspiracies to distribute drugs are effective.

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    89. Re:Analogs by adpowers · · Score: 1

      Do you have a link for this? These prison stats say that only 20% of the sentenced inmates had a most serious offense that was drug related.

    90. Re:Analogs by dintech · · Score: 1

      There are a significant links between pot and mental illness. It's more harmful in that respect than alchohol.

    91. Re:Analogs by LordFoom · · Score: 1

      When it comes to "(a) Illegal behaviour because of the cost to keep you in business", that illegal activity is _already_ illegal, so illegalizing drugs because they Might cause you to do crimes (which are themselves illegal) amounts to thoughtcrime.

    92. Re:Analogs by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      There are a significant links between pot and mental illness

      Thanks for providing them.

      It's more harmful in that respect than alchohol.

      Erowid's effects page for cannabis lists "can precipitate or exacerbate latent or existing mental disorders" under negative effects. I will say that a friend of mine who was diagnosed with schizophrenia was strongly encouraged to stay away from pot. It can allegedly cause people with certain mental disorders to act out more and/or conflict with their meds.

      That said, he received the same warning about alcohol (Erowid doesn't have anything to say on this subject) and there are many different substances that specific groups of people should avoid. I don't think that's justification to deny those substances to the rest of us though. Should alcohol be outlawed because pregnant woman shouldn't consume it?

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    93. Re:Analogs by colmore · · Score: 1

      I guess I suppose that was a joke. Even the bible has hundreds more laws than this, you know. Not even a three thousand year old bronze age civilization was that simple.

      But it is a reasonable goal for, in any single area of life, the laws proscribing behavior to be straightforward and few in number. With hundreds of thousands of laws, you can't actually know what is or is not illegal. Rather than avoiding the things you know are against the rules, you more or less have to do what everyone else is doing, or hire professional legal advice. This doesn't seem like a desirable trait in a "free" society.

      How much can a human memorize. Lots, I guess. In the ancient world it was common to have the Illiad and Oddessey memorized. There are hundreds of millions of people around the world with most or all of the Al-Quran committed to memory. My mother knows the words to seemingly every single pop song from 1964-1974. Verse helps though. Maybe laws should be written in a regular meter with common repeating phrases.

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    94. Re:Analogs by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      and they came up with the "Scheduling" of drugs....I dunno how that one has stood up myself

      Unfortunately, it has stood up just fine :(

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    95. Re:Analogs by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Well then why do we need lengthy prison sentences for drug use. Just make it so that drug related health problems are not covered

      That's a great idea! And while we are at it, let's make it so McDonalds-related health problems aren't covered either cuz I bet my insurance premiums would be lower if we could just get rid of all the fatties. And the tobacco smokers. And the boozers. We should also make it so STDs aren't covered either, after all you wouldn't have gotten the clap if you had shown better judgment.

      This might not be a popular opinion but I'm of the belief that everybody has the right to the best health care that soceity can provide, regardless of any questionable choices they made earlier in life. We've all made questionable choices in our lives. That's part of being human the last time I checked.

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    96. Re:Analogs by dintech · · Score: 1

      Usually I would have but surfing for pot links at work is not a clever idea.

    97. Re:Analogs by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      It's nice being the only IT guy at the company (I tell my friends that I'm Levels 1 through 4 of tech support here ;) and knowing that none of my activity is logged ;)

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    98. Re:Analogs by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      I wasnt talking about the employees. Rather the customers who harass said mimimum wage employees. Take some time and talk to your friends who work retail clothing stores, they will have more than enough stories for you.

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    99. Re:Analogs by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      Exactly, Education as in having parents show their kids how life works, how to respond to pressure. Education of the public through avenues such as the anti-tobacco campaigns and the responsible sex campaigns. These forms of education leave people with choice rather than regulation. However, as you put people tend to think that Education == Schooling which is why we are in the social mess we are in.

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    100. Re:Analogs by Creepy · · Score: 1

      you are correct - Nylon was invented in 1935, but was not really used in clothing until the silk shortage during World War II.

      The 1930s prohibition era had a lot of anti-Mexican messages in the propaganda films, and I remember seeing one by a fairly famous director, but I've forgotten the name of it. The most well known is probably the 1936 "Tell Your Children" (Reefer Madness), which shows clean cut kids taking one puff and becoming sexually active and listening to that crazy jazz music.

    101. Re:Analogs by kryliss · · Score: 1

      I pose the question of where would one find this "evidence" in history. I'm not saying that I doubt you but do you have any sources? I for one would love to read up on this. I don't use any "illegal" drugs but I do smoke and drink occasionally. From what I have read, nicotine has a higher addiction rate than most any other drug and when you first start smoking you do get a mild buzz, at least I did, and every once in a while I will get mild buzz from smoking.

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    102. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, legal cocaine would. As would legal methamphetamine, legal morphine or legal heroin.

      The addiction effects combined with the high would create a lot of violent addicts.

      However, legal pot, legal magic mushrooms, legal ecstasy or legal dextroamphetamine wouldn't cause such problems. They'd cause problems equilevant to drunkards.

    103. Re:Analogs by kryliss · · Score: 1

      Good point, kind of like DUI, public intoxication etc... The law doesn't punish you if you use alcohol, just if you try to operate a vehicle or can't conduct yourself in public after using it.

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    104. Re:Analogs by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Well, currently federal government decided to ignore the constitution and declare everything to be interstate commerce. Supreme court specifically ruled that the feds can outlaw growing and consuming pot in your own house, even when specifically authorized by state government, on the basis that if you didn't grow the pot yourself you would potentially buy it from another state.

      For me, this is a far graver disregard for law than snorting or even dealing cocaine. In the later case I can just say "no thanks", while in the former I could die waiting for a medicine that would help my appetite and nausea while I am fighting cancer.

    105. Re:Analogs by GreetingsEarthling · · Score: 1

      What's your source on that?!

      http://www.ojp.usdoj.gov/bjs/prisons.htm
      Percent of sentenced State inmates, by most serious crime:
      1995 2004
      Total 100% 100%
      Violent 47 52
      Property 23 21
      Drug 22 20
      Public-order 9 7

      So, no doubt some of those in other categories (like violent) have drug crimes TOO, but the crime they're serving serious time for is something else.

      If you count someone who's been convicted for both murder (and sentenced to 20 years) and for marijuana possession (and sentenced to 18 months) as a "drug offense" in your above statistics, no wonder they seem inflated!

      (Of course, they may just be flat-out wrong, too.)

    106. Re:Analogs by hkmarks · · Score: 1

      How heavy, because I'd take it.

      The United States has THE highest incarceration rate (0.75%) in the world, by far. "The United States has 5% of the world's population and 25% of the world's incarcerated population."

      There are two reasons for this: widespread and efficient policing (compared to the countries with the lowest incarceration rates, at least) and laws that promote long sentences for crimes that are usually given shorter sentences in other countries. Crime rates are about the same in most developed countries (except that the US has a much higher homicide rate -- but that only accounts for a tiny proportion of crime).

      Most of those laws are due to the "war on drugs," which was ineffective and wasteful, and a mistaken study from the 1970s that suggested that treatment programs don't reduce crime (good ones do; not so good ones have no effect; strong programs -- and long sentences -- for people who are unlikely to re-offend anyway actually increase crime).

      Some people are leeches, I don't disagree on that, but many, many people in prison in the US have either been in too long, which makes it harder to reintegrate into society, or should be in a medical or psychiatric setting instead. Warehousing offenders rather than getting them out and into real jobs is enormously expensive, something like $100000 a year. That's, what, five average adults' income tax? If drugs and their dealers were paying taxes instead...

      The people running prisons know this, and lawmakers are realizing that they're throwing money away and are trying to turn things around. They don't talk about it much because it's political suicide to look soft on crime, but road money has to come from somewhere and raising taxes is just as unpopular.

      Let's put it this way: if any change at all reduces incarceration by 1%, that would save roughly $2 billion. Reduce it enough to match even China and you're looking at $15 billion freed up. That doesn't include court costs. That would pay for a hell of a lot of rehab.

    107. Re:Analogs by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

      My experience is once a cop thinks he sees you doing something suspicious, you are no longer a citizen he would give directions to or take a police report from... you are now something else(something practically nonhuman), and you are treated totally differently. Everybody has seen this difference, cop that pulled you over VS cop who you ask for directions on the street. Thats only the firt level though, if the cop thinks he saw something he really doesn't like, you're in much worse trouble. What makes this a real problem instead of just annoying is that many cops, if they discover they were mistaken about your suspicious activity being illegal, are very upset by this, rather than happy. You made the cop WRONG, and everybody hates being wrong, especially authority figures. So, he decides he has to Get You on something. So depending on his corruption level, he might write a frivolous ticket you can't really fight(following too closely, for example, or using your bright headlights too near another operating vehicle), or he might decide the dime bag he took off a 13 year old a few hours before just fell out of your jacket pocket, and it's time for a night in jail. A cop is always trusted over a regular person, so nobody can actually do anything about it, and there's plenty of actual people lying about cops doing this stuff that filling out reports can't ever amount to anything. When I was recently in a correctional facility, the co's where treating the inmates and visitors like SHIT, scaring the life out of people, for their own amusement. This one guy was genuinely near a panic attack because he'd already payed his bail and they were telling him he wasn't allowed to be processed out today, it was the weekend and only half the people get processed on Saturdays, he's too far down on the list and will have to spend the night and wait till Sunday. They were smart about it too, they all called each other by nicknames and had a black elastic band over their badge numbers so none of the visitors(who have some small chance of someone believing them) could report them. Some cops are good guys that just want to help keep society running and protect people, but more than not are jerks that like being empowered, and they often drag a lot of the cops that would have been good over with them.

    108. Re:Analogs by CodyRazor · · Score: 0

      I have more than enough stories for me, I've worked in retail for 3 years lol. I've decided its time to get a real career though.

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    109. Re:Analogs by NickCatal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but coke/H/meth are more immediate in their addiction, and once you are addicted it is very difficult for you to function... alcohol has a similar effect, but the % of people who become addicted is not high enough to really make a HUGE societal impact... cigarettes are amazingly addictive, but they don't really reduce someone's functionality like alcohol/coke/H/meth...

      Now pot, on the other hand, doesn't really fall into any of the above categories... it is, in all seriousness, pretty harmless... it is a lot more like alcohol in its effects than cigarettes... as in you don't show up to work drunk, so if pot is illegal obviously you wouldn't show up to work stoned... and driving while under the influence of pot should be illegal and have the same penalties as driving while under the influence of alcohol (don't give me that 'I can drive better when high' line, you are either full of shit or the exception to the rule)

      as for hemp... hemp is legal in a lot of countries and it is rarely used... why? because it is a really shitty fabric... feels horrible to wear, is more difficult to work with than some other materials, and in general it is just a 'cheaper' fabric... although I hear it makes good rope... you know, because there is a major shortage of rope-making-materials out there...

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    110. Re:Analogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. -ine is the only suffix here, and it denotes an alkaloid. Cocaine is an alkaloid produced by the coca plant; caffeine is an alkaloid produced by the coffee plant, and so forth. Other alkaloids like morpheine and codeine have routes which describe their effect on the human body. Novocain (note spelling -- it's not "novacaine" or "novocaine") is a brand name of an amino-ester based local anaesthetic (it's an aminobenzoate). Lidocaine (aka Xylocaine aka Lanacane) is another brand name of a different local anaesthetic (it's an ethylamino acetamide).

      Cocaine is a useful local anaesthetic and is still used in some ocular and nasal surgery as the preferred topical preparation. Many synthetic drugs, including Novocain, Lanacane, Benzocaine and Pontocaine used "caine" in their branding to suggest similarity with cocaine. This is far from establishing that any local or topical anaesthetic should be suffixed with "-caine" (although many of them were, for marketing purposes, and it persists in many generic terms for off-patent/on-trademark drugs).

      One amusing counter-example is the amino-amide drug whose trademarked name is Citanest. In the USA, it almost always trades under Prilocaine in its primary market (dental practices doing minor in-office surgeries).

      Finally, esters of aminobenzoic acid (Novocain) are chemically very similar to one another, but not to cocaine. Likewise, amino-amides (like Procaine) are very similar to one another, but not to cocaine.

      There are a variety of other "-caine" brands of local anaesthetics which have even more different molecular structures and modes of operation (Cyclaine, cyclohexylaminopropan benzoate).

      The lesson seems to be that when marketing towards an industry where many senior practitioners think of cocaine as the gold standard (apart from situations in which vasoconstriction is a concern), branding your drug with a "-caine" suffix not only sells, it tends to bamboozle people into thinking it's anything other than raw marketing at work.

    111. Re:Analogs by lysergic.acid · · Score: 1

      I guess I stand corrected. Thanks for the clarification.

  2. Possibly useful, but... by unchiujar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Would you vaccinate your child ?

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    1. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Daimanta · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ofcourse I won't. I wouldn't deny them the wonderful experience of highly addicting and dangerous drugs.

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    2. Re:Possibly useful, but... by jackharrer · · Score: 4, Funny

      No, but happily my CEO.

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    3. Re:Possibly useful, but... by kieran · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Would you vaccinate your child ?

      Or your employees? Or your signed artists?

    4. Re:Possibly useful, but... by multisync · · Score: 1, Funny

      Would you vaccinate your child ?


      Not with this, but if they came up with a "religious brain-washing" vaccine, I'd give it some serious thought.
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    5. Re:Possibly useful, but... by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I would if I caught her doing cocaine.

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    6. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Would you vaccinate your child ?

      I doubt it would matter much. There's a lot of evidence that drug abusers will simply switch drugs when their drug of choice becomes unavailable.

      It's a real comfort to know that meth, oxy and alcohol abuse will still be available to our children after we save them from the scourge of cocaine.
    7. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Once they discover that they're immune to cocaine, they'll move pretty quickly onto ...crack

      Hey genius, what do you think the active ingredient in crack is? I'll give you a hint, it's not the baking soda.

    8. Re:Possibly useful, but... by phantomfive · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh come on, can't you think of anything more controversial and inflamatory than that? Everyone caught using cocaine will be required to take this! And it's just the beginning! Soon EVERYTHING that feels good will have a vaccine! No more mary jane! And we will all be required to take it!! The end of SEX! The government is ruining everything!! PRIVACY is threatened!! All is lost!!! GLOBAL WARMING!!!! WHO IS THINKING OF THE CHILDREN?????????????

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    9. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      True. But it's one less danger. And that's good enough for me. I mean, why be worried if children cross the streets safely if they can die in a car crash? Because it's one risk you don't take.

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    10. Re:Possibly useful, but... by ArcherB · · Score: 4, Informative
      There's a lot of evidence that drug abusers will simply switch drugs when their drug of choice becomes unavailable.

      Really? Link please. According to the second TFA listed, that has not been the case:

      One of the concerns with a cocaine vaccine is that once inoculated against a cocaine high, determined users will seek other drugs. But Haney's subjects did not do that.

      "On the outside, they were using less cocaine. They just stopped. None of them switched to another drug of abuse."
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    11. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Seumas · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You'll be getting the vaccination yourself as soon as your car and life insurance carrier requires you to submit to it or face double the fees. And once your employer demands it for employment. And once it's required for citizenship. And once you are placed on a "cause for suspicion" list simply for not being vaccinated.

    12. Re:Possibly useful, but... by 19thNervousBreakdown · · Score: 1

      *ahem*

      ...

      lol what?

      P.S. Crack is cocaine.

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    13. Re:Possibly useful, but... by somersault · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree that this sounds like a great thing, though I hope they don't follow this line of reasoning too far. It shouldn't be something for the parents to decide, otherwise you may get parents that decide they don't want their children to experience any kind of rush when doing dangerous sports, or decide that they block some naturally occurring highs because they don't want little eating lots of sweets, or getting knocked up. That's when the world starts to get creepy!

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    14. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      How could you not! What kind of parent are you! Do you not want your children to be safe from drugs?

      Peer pressure is powerful. That it only works in kids is a myth.

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    15. Re:Possibly useful, but... by somersault · · Score: 1

      ah, that was meant to say "little [insert-name-here]", but I'd used angle brackets so it got stripped out :/

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    16. Re:Possibly useful, but... by imbaczek · · Score: 1

      Maybe because they wanted to quit, since they'd never agree to take part in the experiment otherwise?

    17. Re:Possibly useful, but... by russotto · · Score: 1

      Crack is cocaine, and is therefore as physically addictive (or not so) as cocaine. It might hit the system too fast for the immune system to react, though, bypassing this "vaccine".

      (Would I vaccinate my child? Fuck no. Doing so falls into the same category as clitordectomy, if not the same severity)

    18. Re:Possibly useful, but... by gambolt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Right. They came up with a vaccine for sex too. It's called female circumcision.

    19. Re:Possibly useful, but... by WaltBusterkeys · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It doesn't seem like the real market is in vaccinating children -- it's in people who are voluntarily trying to quit use of cocaine through rehab and therapy. If I had a monkey on my back, was trying to quit, and knew that I could relapse at any moment I'd be quite happy to get pharmacological help in quitting. It's the same as heroin addicts who are in rehab and want methadone or the new drugs that block the action of street drugs.

      In that case, it's great. You can argue about parents vaccinating their kids, but it's not clear that the vaccine would last long enough nor be priced right for it to be a routine part of kid therapy. But it could be a huge help for those who want to quit and fear relapse into addiction.*

      *-You can argue whether cocaine is highly physically addictive or just slightly physically addictive, but there's no denying that there are plenty of people who are (at least) psychologically addicted to powder or rock.

    20. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't have a link, but I do have a cite, sort of. My mother ran a halfway house program in Oregon for 10 years or so, providing treatment to cocaine and other hard drug abusers. The facility was in a small town in Eastern Oregon, a long way from most of the users supply lines. When people fell out of the program, as they often did, they would trot down to the Safeway, steal a gallon of wine, and get drunk. It was accepted wisdom in the clinic that abusers had a drug of choice, and would substitute if the drug of choice was not available. Clinicians felt that the drug was not the issue, rather, some people, from 10 to 25% of the population, depending on what subsegment of the population, have a tendency towards addictive use of drugs. Mom only has 25+ years of experience in the field, so maybe she doesn't know anything.

      Maybe the vaccine will affect that behavior, and that would be good. It is however, pretty well supported that users substitute drugs.

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    21. Re:Possibly useful, but... by damburger · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I can easily picture that many of the parents in favour of vaccinating their children against cocaine would happily feed them Ritalin if they misbehaved, which does pretty much the same damn thing.

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    22. Re:Possibly useful, but... by BewireNomali · · Score: 1, Interesting

      lol. but isn't crack just cut cocaine?

      cocaine is pretty addictive. of course one can make the argument that if one has an addictive personality - it matters less the drug. I work in film finance and cocaine is rather prevalent in both worlds. In my experience, when folks are sober - they lament their cocaine addiction and wish they could stop. alas, they cannot.

      IANAD.

      my perspective on drugs in america:

      the war on drugs is to save face - US society is very hypocritical and much of it draws from Christian underpinnings. marijuana is the USes biggest cash crop, estimated at something like 30 billion USD annually. Purposely lax laws allowing Mexicans across the border (incidentally) opens the single most lucrative vector for cocaine into the US - other than through the islands of the Caribbean. the US needs a high (intoxicated) populace - a high populace is a docile populace - a populace unconcerned with issues at large - or even at medium. Funny line from Fight Club when Tyler Durden noted that the emergency flight cards on planes implied that the passengers were high: "... calm as hindu cows..." is the line I think he says - referring to the notion that excess oxygen gets one high and docile - thus more likely to accept one's fate. The war on drugs is this official stance on affairs where the true line is more like - "we'd rather you get high than get involved."

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    23. Re:Possibly useful, but... by guruevi · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Who would decide it then if the parents can't decide for their own children? The government? A court system? We know how well that works right. The legal system allows to deny or allow any type of medical treatment to a child by a parent and it's good too otherwise the insurance company would decide what we can and cannot have.

      Although I think it's a pointless vaccine (who would want it, the point of taking in cocaine IS to get high) it's going to be marketed and sold to parents much like the HPV vaccine without thinking about the long term problems these vaccines will introduce as an alternative to good education. I choose not to vaccinate my kid against any of this new nonsense. If my kid wants to get high or an STD, that's their choice, I hope I can teach them not to before though (I didn't ever take drugs nor did I have sex without a stable, long-term relationship and I finished high-school only 6 years ago).

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    24. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Smidge204 · · Score: 4, Informative
      A bit more from the article:

      At Columbia, in 2003, Haney tested a cocaine vaccine on 10 people who had no plans to quit using the drug.

      After a course of four vaccines injected over a 12-week period, half of the people produced sufficient levels of cocaine antibodies and reported a substantial decrease, up to a 70 per cent drop, in their dependence.

      One of the concerns with a cocaine vaccine is that once inoculated against a cocaine high, determined users will seek other drugs. But Haney's subjects did not do that.

      "On the outside, they were using less cocaine. They just stopped. None of them switched to another drug of abuse."

      Emphasis mine.
      =Smidge=
    25. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Here are a few sources grabbed randomely
      from Google.

      These aren't checked thoroughly, but they do include two government sources, a respected newspaper, and some guy who wrote a book. Is it true? I don't know, but there does seem to be some belief that this can be an issue.

    26. Re:Possibly useful, but... by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      So, female circumcision is legal in the US?

    27. Re:Possibly useful, but... by GwaihirBW · · Score: 2, Informative

      So . . . he tested a high-killing vaccine on 10 users who intended to continue using it? That would require lying to the participants, or obtaining really effing compromised consent via them being stupid and possibly high.

      "had no plans" here is a bit of semantic trickiness, I suspect: They had not made plans to stop, but when told that this vaccine could help them, they decided to do so - no other reason to take the vaccine.
      Also, "reported . . . a 70% drop in dependence" . . . uh, what does that even mean? There is not a precise measurement happening here.

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    28. Re:Possibly useful, but... by EveryNickIsTaken · · Score: 3, Informative

      Is this the same government that banned cocaine because of the fear that African-Americans would take it and rape white women? Or the same government that banned marijuana in a racist move against Mexicans, and banned opium in a similiar move against Asians? Try watching "Hooked: The Drug Years," which comes on the History Channel on occasion. Very informative.

    29. Re:Possibly useful, but... by servognome · · Score: 1

      Remember: Cocaine is not physically addictive. Crack and meth, however, are.)
      Perhaps we need to inform kids these days about the relationship between cocaine and crack
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    30. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Torvaun · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How about "There's a study that's only available to cocaine users. You get paid $1000, and we keep supplying the cocaine for the period of the study. If the other drug we're injecting you with works, there's a chance that you'll become immune to the effects of cocaine."

      I think most of the cocaine users I know would leap at a chance to sign a piece of paper that had the above written on it. Free coke, and they get money too? That's worth the chance that they might not be able to get high from cocaine anymore.

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    31. Re:Possibly useful, but... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      I doubt it would matter much. There's a lot of evidence that drug abusers will simply switch drugs when their drug of choice becomes unavailable.

      As part of a voluntary treatment program it can be tremendously effective if an addict cannot fall back into their old habits. What's the point of paying out the butt for some expensive vaccine if I'm just going to seek out some other way to get high. There is also no point in giving the vaccine to people who would just seek out some other drug. Which is why it does not make sense outside of a voluntary treatment program. (I didn't even have to RTFA to figure this out, it's common sense)
      The success rate of meth addicts is high, I would argue that meth is not nearly as addictive as cocaine or heroine. A meth "vaccine" would be useful.

      Without common sense, if you RTFA you would have noticed it is for people who already have an addiction. You are right that it would be ineffective as just a general vaccine. (that is what you were implying right?)
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    32. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's that government. If someone is a lier you'd be a fool to believe everything they say. But you'd be just a much of a fool to discount everything. You gotta read between the lines. If you're good at this, you can learn a whole lot, even from the Government.

    33. Re:Possibly useful, but... by mandolin · · Score: 1
      Would you vaccinate your child ?


      Only so they wouldn't steal all my crack.

    34. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "Although I think it's a pointless vaccine (who would want it, the point of taking in cocaine IS to get high) "

      It could be useful to cocaine addicts?
      >_>

      No one said it's for children or enforcing parental controls on ingested substances. It's pretty easy for a cokehead to have a moment of sobriety/clarity and decide to straighten out their life.

      My brother's done this over 12 times(that's enough rehab money to buy a decent house). Once they take this vaccine they don't have a choice any more of whether or not to get high since it won't work.

      This is exactly what they need... They'll get the craving and the stuff simply won't do anything for them and there's no turning back. I think it's awesome. If it really works, anyone that's watched a family member deteriorate and stop mentally growing, because of a cocaine addiction, will rejoice.

      That being said, I don't believe it will work. There is no silver bullet for addiction. I predict someone (likely a kingpin) will figure out a way to reverse the vaccine and we'll be back to square one.

      -AC

    35. Re:Possibly useful, but... by lanswitch · · Score: 1

      or would you give Antabuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disulfiram) to your child? I don't think that chemicals can replace proper parenting.

    36. Re:Possibly useful, but... by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      You can argue about parents vaccinating their kids, but it's not clear that the vaccine would last long enough nor be priced right for it to be a routine part of kid therapy. Ok, I have heard that you can "grow out of" allergies, but that seems counter-intuitive to me. Can someone who's actually an MD comment on the method by which an immunity can "wear off"? I know for actual viruses immunities can become ineffective due to mutations of the virus itself, but how does a immunity for something that's (more or less) constant, like certain chemicals become ineffective?
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    37. Re:Possibly useful, but... by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "Right. They came up with a vaccine for sex too. It's called female circumcision."

      Actually, I think for women it is called "wedding cake".

      :-)

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    38. Re:Possibly useful, but... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Quick, somebody hold down Lindsay Lohan and Amy Winehouse while I get the syringe...

    39. Re:Possibly useful, but... by sm62704 · · Score: 1
      Hey genius, what do you think the active ingredient in crack is? I'll give you a hint, it's not the baking soda.

      Well, the uncyclopedia says

      Crack in it's purest form is a small round animal found usually under one's sofa. Once boiled, the crack turns into a white powder called "cocaine", which when correctly prepared, makes crack. The whole process can be compared to're more similar process o'boilin' urine - Likeness being, you might pass out from the fumes. However, having your head in a plastic bag under'e entire process of making crack will save you from unconsciousness.

      [edit] Crackinated Crack
      Crackinated Crack came as a result of the before mentioned protests and boycotts. It is simply normal crack, with even more crack added. It's for those people enjoying their genitals shrivelling and heart and other various body parts exploding.

      Crackinated Crack is also the preferred crack of choice of crack-whores, crack heads, crack fiends, crack-a-holic's, crackers, and crack babies.
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    40. Re:Possibly useful, but... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      That's when the world starts to get creepy!

      Starts? Oh to be young again!

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    41. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I agree that this sounds like a great thing, though I hope they don't follow this line of reasoning too far. It shouldn't be something for the parents to decide, otherwise you may get parents that decide they don't want their children to experience any kind of rush when doing dangerous sports, or decide that they block some naturally occurring highs because they don't want little eating lots of sweets, or getting knocked up. That's when the world starts to get creepy!

      Starts? Oh no, it's been creepy for a long time. When they decided that the government owns your body and can dictate what you put in it in the first place, that's when it started getting creepy.

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    42. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'd be more effective to vaccinate the record label staff and the corporate CEOs. Bet you'd get far more of the abusers that way.

    43. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    44. Re:Possibly useful, but... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      If one wanted to get rid of a horrible addiction, it makes no sense whatever that the person trying to get off one drug would start another. I mean, you would have to be on crack to do that ;)

      However, when the rehab is forced, that's another matter entirely and I'd like to see some studies on that. I know some people who I used to smoke pot with whose employers started testing for drugs. They found out (whether truthful or not) that reefer stays in your system for a month, while with cocaine it's three days*. So they traded smoking pot for smoking crack, with disastroud results.

      Your tax dollars at work.

      -mcgrew

      *The three days is no longer true; one of these unfortunates got arrested, and cocaine was detected by the court-ordered urine test he took a week after stopping his incredibly stupid habit.

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    45. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, this terrible problem seems to be licked, now we can clean up the remaining minor problems we face like Altzheimers, cancer, RA, MS, TB, and superbugs.

    46. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reference Neuromancer, where Case was deprived of the effects of most recreational drugs.

    47. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Todds523 · · Score: 1

      I lot of my druggie friends are straight opportunists. One who went to college smoked pot everyday during the summer before, and then just switched to drinking all the time when he found that he couldn't really get pot at college. Whatever fucks them up and is available is what they'll go for.

    48. Re:Possibly useful, but... by orclevegam · · Score: 1

      That's interesting but doesn't actually address my question which was about the method by which a vaccine (immunity technically) wears off. Both those are also diseases, which as I stated in my original comment can partially be accounted for by mutation of the virus or bacteria (whichever the case may be). However, there are examples of non-living (living in the broadest sense of the term here) things that cause immune reactions (allergic reactions) in early child-hood that fail to cause immune reactions in those same adults. How is it, that you can have antibodies (or whatever the correct term is) at one point in your life, and then later no longer have them. Is there a shelf life on antibodies? Do you need to be exposed to something periodically in order to retain immunity to it (sort of a touch command for antibodies)?

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    49. Re:Possibly useful, but... by afidel · · Score: 1

      Do you not want your children to be safe from drugs?

      Not really, I want them to enjoy life and learn some of its lessons the hard way. Now if my child found themselves addicted and wanting to quit then I would do everything in my power to get them the vaccine, but I wouldn't inoculate them in hope that they would never try drugs. I say this even after having lived through over a decade of watching an older sibling deal with drug dependency issues.

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    50. Re:Possibly useful, but... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Would you vaccinate your child ?
      Or your employees? Or your signed artists?


      Signed artists? You would decimate your own livelihood!

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    51. Re:Possibly useful, but... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Ok, I have heard that you can "grow out of" allergies, but that seems counter-intuitive to me. Can someone who's actually an MD comment on the method by which an immunity can "wear off"?

      I used to be highly allergic to oak pollen as a kid, to the point I'd often get fever in springtime. Nowadays it won't even give me a runny nose. I have no idea about the mechanism behind this change, unfortunately.

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    52. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      • Step 1: I tell you a bunch of nonsense to demonstrate to you that I'm an unreliable liar.
      • Step 2: I tell you that the sky is not magenta, it's blue.
      • Step 3: You start loudly ranting to everyone you meet that the sky is NOT blue, it's magenta-- it must be so because I'm a liar and I said the opposite
      • Step 4: You convince everyone that your batshit crazy.
      • (Step 6: ???? Step 7: profit!)

      If you fall pattern of automatically disbelieving something JUST because it comes from person or entity that you consider unreliable, you make yourself just as gullible as someone who believes everything that they're told. Life is not an abstract logic problem where "one of these people ALWAYS lies, and the other ALWAYS tells the truth".

    53. Re:Possibly useful, but... by mooreti1 · · Score: 1

      Honestly, you have to be convinced of the logic of his argument? http://www.med-help.net/DrugAbuse.html http://teens.drugabuse.gov/mom/tg_effects.asp You want any more do a brief Google search. Look, I used to...have a friend who was an abuser, years and years ago. There are any number of personal experiences...of his, where I saw an addict switching between crack and meth, then break out the Riddlin if that's what was around. An addict goes for the high, doesn't matter how he/she gets there.

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    54. Re:Possibly useful, but... by mmalove · · Score: 1

      If you've dropped crack because you've developed the drive to live with and experience your emotions and environment untethered by the influence of drugs, and the willpower to commit to it, that is a moment truly worthy of rejoice.

      If you've dropped crack because it doesn't get you high anymore, and haven't grown mentally/emotionally from the addiction centered mentality, you'll very likely continue to burden your family and friends through your self destructive habits.

      There is a silver bullet for addiction, and it's not in a vaccine. It comes from defining your own principles, and commiting to live by them, rather than center your life around someone or something else. From this you build good habits, and in doing so eliminate bad ones. It's not just about changing the stimilus - because the truth is we can't always control what that stimilus will be. But we can learn to choose our responses.

      I do wish the best to your brother and family. Sorry if I sound a little preachy, I just worry when I see things like "this is exactly what they need". It's not. It may be helpful short term, but it's not the cure.

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    55. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      At Columbia, in 2003, Haney tested a cocaine vaccine on 10 people who had no plans to quit using the drug.


      Let me get this straight. People who had no plans to quit using cocaine volunteered to test a vaccine which, if successful, would make it impossible to use the drug?

      Chris Mattern
    56. Re:Possibly useful, but... by painehope · · Score: 1
      Speaking as a former IV drug user (cocaine, methamphetamine, and heroin), I think this is a joke. A nasty one. Once you've removed someone's will to choose (and how long before this becomes court-ordered? Slippery slope there, esp. in America; read A Clockwork Orange if you want an interesting bit of fiction that deals with a similar sort of situation), you destroy their ability to make meaningful decisions with their life. Even though I went through hell, despite the moments of glory, and most especially because it was so goddamn hard to quit, that makes my life so much more meaningful today. I did it. And you know what they say about anything worthwhile being worth fighting for.

      Because my strength has been tested, because I did it my damn self (with help from friends and family, but it's still ultimately my effort that paid off), I can look myself in the mirror and be justifiably proud. That's not to say that I won't have to take care not to slip for the rest of my life, but I feel that is the measure of a man/woman's strength and intellect. To face the world as you are, and if you fail, pick yourself back up again. I won't bring spirituality into it, because even though I have my own personal beliefs, not everyone shares them or needs them.

      What really needs to change is the War On Drugs. Get rid of mandatory minimum sentences, offer treatment, legalize & tax, etc. That's the only thing that has been proven to work.
      BTW, I have never had any physical addiction problems w/ cocaine or meth, nor has anyone I've known. It's a matter of adjusting to a different speed of living. If you're used to spinning off at 180mph for days or weeks on end, and then you have to slow down to a normal pace, without the stimulants you're used to, then of course you'll have to take some time to adjust. Try doing the same with coffee (I can stay up for about 3-4 days w/ nothing but coffee and adrenaline) and you'll find that you have some adjusting to do as well. As for psychological addiction, yeah, it's there. It took me a long time to "outgrow" my coke/meth phase, but you have to get to the point where you decide to quit and exercise your will. Until then, it's all a fucking joke.

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    57. Re:Possibly useful, but... by crabpeople · · Score: 0

      you own your children's freedom?

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    58. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      That would be such a horrible violation of your child's rights to choose how to live their life it makes me sick to think about.

    59. Re:Possibly useful, but... by minvaren · · Score: 1

      Yes, thank you.

      Addictive behavior with anything is a desire to insulate yourself against actual or perceived problems. The problems don't go away when you stop (ab)using. You either deal, or you start abusing something else. With how our modern society is today, being personally responsible for your own problems is passe, so addiction is prevalent.

      Every addict is running from something. Taking away their "shield" solves nothing.

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    60. Re:Possibly useful, but... by SpartacusJones · · Score: 1

      Or would it be put in the water like Fluoride?

    61. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Smidge204 · · Score: 1

      Yes.

      "No plans to quit" is not the same as "Determined to keep it up no matter what anyone says." It is not the same as unwilling to stop.

      Find a smoker, or perhaps you are one. Ask them is they have any plans to quit. If not, would they be willing to participate in a (hypothetical) experiment that might "cure" them of the addiction? Now offer them money and free cigs during the course of the experiment. See how many would be willing to do it.
      =Smidge=

    62. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 2, Informative

      You are overgeneralizing to the point of making any discussions on the topic worthless.

      Also this statement is flat out wrong:

      "Addictive behavior with anything is a desire to insulate yourself against actual or perceived problems."

      I guess you don't have any experience with addiction because while this can be a factor, it's not 100% of the reason for addictions. Take nicotine addiction as an example. Exactly what actual or perceived problem are nicotine addicts seeking to insulate themselves from? Maybe kids who start smoking do it to insulate themselves from the perceived problem of not being "cool" or something. But adults who have been smoking for years, and couldn't care less about whether or not they are perceived as "cool"? What problem exactly are they trying to insulate themselves against?

      Another example - I have an addictive nature when it comes to video games. Fortunately I don't really like MMORPGs or else I'd probably have been sucked into one long ago. But for the games I do like, the characteristics of my behavior surrounding the game are very much like a cocaine or nicotine addiction. I even get a little euphoric 'high' when I realize that I am going to be able to play my game for a few hours, and at the end when I have to stop, I get irritable and angry because I want to keep going. I honestly believe that to a much lesser degree than with serious drug addictions, my brain is responding to many of the same factors.

      Now what problem am I try to insulte myself from when I play an addictive game? There is no 'problem' there. I just like some games so much that my brain has developed an addiction to the act of playing those games. I'm not trying to escape anything when I play. My life is fine otherwords. I have nothing to escape from.

      Vaccines against the effects of drugs would I think be extremely helpful to people who want to quit but have difficulty controlling their impulse to use the drug. You can call it a crutch if you want, but it doesn't really matter. If it helps people get out of a estructive addiction, does it really matter?

      Some addicts will undoubtedly seek out other drugs if their drug of choice stops working. For these people, vaccines against specific drugs would only have short term benefit. There is always the chance that one of these people, once clean and given some opportunities to change their life situation, may decide to fight the urge to seek other drugs. But most will probably

    63. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      While I agree with you, I can also see CPS hovering over your head for wanting your kids to actually make their own experiences.

      I don't know about your country, and I hope for you that it's different, but I've seen people getting besieged by CPS because their kids came home with a few skinned knees too many because they actually allowed them to climb trees, roughhouse and generally be kids. We're moving towards a state where it's already considered neglect if you don't lock your kids up in a room.

      I can see why CPS goes bonkers, because they, too, get a lot of fire from the media whenever a child actually suffers from neglect and "why they didn't notice it". Their solution is now to respond to the most insanely minimal sign of abuse and this in turn gets parents into a paranoia (because, hey, do YOU want your neighbors to watch CPS practically move in with you?).

      I hope that hysteria settles. I just doubt it.

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    64. Re:Possibly useful, but... by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Addiction is a terrible thing. New treatments should not be interpreted as a slander to any accomplishments you may have made, but as a celebration of the victory over flaws within the human condition. The addictive power of drugs like Cocaine subvert the normal intelligent decision making we like to ascribe to others. The trial is not over, and its long term effects are not yet known.

      Nobody complains that horse urine addictions are too easy to kick and remove meaningful decisions from lives.

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    65. Re:Possibly useful, but... by danep · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ummm... you are aware that some STIs, including HPV, can be transmitted even when adequate protection (condoms) are used perfectly, right? And that HPV leads to cancer? So basically you are saying that if your child engages in any sort of sexual activity and later gets cancer from HPV, she deserves it? That is fucked up, to say the least.

    66. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Dread_ed · · Score: 1

      Read up on it and you will find that is not the reason for it at all. Not that I am defending it, just saying you are incorrect in your assumption.

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    67. Re:Possibly useful, but... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Anything to help my little Johnny beat the glass dick.

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    68. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      The vaccine in question is not for people like your friends. Those people will have no hope to change their drug using habits until they actually want to and are willing to put forth the effort to quit and to change their lifestyles. And when they are, vaccines like this will be immensely helpful to them.

      That being said, if they are OK with their lives as they are and they aren't hurting anyone around them, then there is no reason that I can think of why anyone should expect them to, or demand that they should, stop doing what they are doing.

    69. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Can someone who's actually an MD comment on the method by which an immunity can "wear off"? I'm not an MD, and I certainly don't know the mechanism by which vaccines lose their effectiveness.

      I do, however, know that booster shots are required for many vaccines, so it certainly seems like this "wearing off" is a real phenomenon.
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    70. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      Your personal experiences are not enough to draw your conclusions about all addicts like you have.

      There are many different types of addicts. Some will use whatever is available, and if they are cut off from some drug (either by it just not being available, or by something like this vaccine that makes it useless even if it is available), then they will just find something else.

      There are other types of addicts who are addicted to a specific substance and genuinely want to, and would put forth the effort required to, quit this singular addiction. And who are committed to fighting any urges they might have to try other drugs.

      The urge to use drugs in general is much weaker than the urge to use a drug that one is specifically addicted to. The vaccine makes that task of quitting a specific drug a matter of just resisting general urges to go out and find something to get high, which is much easier than resisting the urge to use a specific drug that one is addicted to.

    71. Re:Possibly useful, but... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Until they are mature enough, you are damn right I do. Being addicted to cocaine is not something that indicates the level of maturity that I'm looking for.

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    72. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Deliveranc3 · · Score: 1

      For niccotine FK yes, for cocaine... no probably not.

      As a smoker trying to quit, it's really hard.

    73. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Nobody complains that horse urine addictions are too easy to kick and remove meaningful decisions from lives. Horse urine?
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    74. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Single+GNU+Theory · · Score: 1

      Peer pressure is powerful. That it only works in kids is a myth.

      Yeah, those commercials for Flomax are loaded with old guys experiencing peer pressure!

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    75. Re:Possibly useful, but... by oneTheory · · Score: 1

      "How long have you been off the dose!?"

      I'm off to practice my gun kata.

    76. Re:Possibly useful, but... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      It's a real comfort to know that meth, oxy and alcohol abuse will still be available to our children after we save them from the scourge of cocaine


      In Australia, Alcohol abuse (proper abuse, not just drinking but ER level abuse) is the biggest teen drug problem, after that is Heroin which kills 10 times the amount of people then cocaine (plus other nasty side effects of using needles in a non sanitary enviroment). Despite Alcohol abuse being the biggest problem its Heroin that's the big killer, most teens cant afford Cocaine so this vaccine seems kind of useless.

      I'd rather see something done about Heroin, It's by far the most dangerous recreational drug as well as the most addicting, it's not a pretty sight watching a Heroin addict go through withdrawal.
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    77. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      It isn't the wedding cake. It is gold poisioning.
      Gold is a heavy metal.
      Symptoms of gold poisioning include the mouth and legs locking shut in the bedroom, and the mouth never shutting anywhere outside the bedroom.

      Isn't it surprising that I am single. :)

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    78. Re:Possibly useful, but... by pQueue · · Score: 1

      Right. They came up with a vaccine for sex too. It's called circumcision.

      Corrected.

    79. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The parent says it would be a good idea for voluntary treatment of addicts who are afraid to relapse.

      You respond by saying it's all a fucking joke, then spinning into a long directionless rant about how hard it is to quit and how great you are for doing it.

      May I suggest that those drugs did a bit of damage to your critical reasoning centers? Seriously man, WTF?

    80. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      True. People won't believe the DEA anymore, even if they say drugs can cause a 108 (or higher fever).

      There's a drug, PMA, which has killed someone with a 115 degree fever.

      Yes, 115 F (i.e. 46.1 C), that wasn't a typo. It would likely would hurt to touch someone that hot.

      But people have heard so much anti-drug propaganda that they'd dismiss the above as more of the same.

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    81. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Heir+Of+The+Mess · · Score: 1

      Yes I would vaccinate my daughter. The setup of society causes too many problems for people who get hooked on Cocaine. Having had an ex wife who got hooked on cocaine, over 2 years became a hooker to pay for her habbit, and who died from some bad stuff, I wouldn't hesitate to get my daughter vaccinated. Drug dealers are persuasive "first one is free". People think "I won't get hooked", and young girls are prime targets. Once someone falls down the hole it's near impossible to pull them out. If a simple injection at a young age can prevent the possibility of all that shit then I say go for it. To me it's as great a boon as a vaccine against bowel cancer. I know it's quite specific though, so I guess the drug dealers will add some other weapon to their tool box if everyone was immune to Cocaine, so the best thing is if just a select few get it, which looking at the attitude here is what is going to happen anyway :-)

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    82. Re:Possibly useful, but... by GwaihirBW · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty darned sure that no IRB in the world would approve a study where you supplied cocaine to participants for non-medical reasons.

      However, given the small sample size, they may have managed it with just a good monetary reward and the "there's a chance" language you used . . . after all, risk taking is a defining component of the hard-drug-user profile. So, fair point, I guess.

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    83. Re:Possibly useful, but... by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      They came up with a vaccine for sex too. It's called circumcision.

      Thank goodness that most of the time it's only partially effective.

    84. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

      Hard times do build character, but only for the people that make it through it. You don't keep it hard just for the sake of it being hard, you raise expectations to keep it hard. For example shoveling snow builds character, but I'm not going to give my kids a teaspoon to shovel. I'll give them the best shovel possible and if they get done early then they can build character doing other chores.

    85. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And also a robot!

    86. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Without common sense, if you RTFA you would have noticed it is for people who already have an addiction. You are right that it would be ineffective as just a general vaccine. (that is what you were implying right?)

      You are right that I was referring to the idea of a vaccine. I was referring to that because that's what the parent post had specifically asked about. It's not a good idea. However, I feel completely different about voluntary treatment, especially in conjunction with other proven treatment methods such as counseling and 12-step NA type programs.

      People who want to quit are presumably not out there looking for a new drug to get them high. But people who don't want to quit will find alternatives for methods for escape, or whatever other reason they like drugs. A vaccine would be completely ineffective to these people if their underlying reason for taking drugs is not addressed.

      Kids/teenagers, as the parent post was referring to, will simply start abusive behavior with other drugs if they're prone to such behavior and cocaine is ineffective. Where I grew up, teenagers were able to make just as much of a nuisance and damage both their person and society every bit as much with alcohol. Inoculating them against cocaine would not stop this behavior, but if they sought out treatment for cocaine addiction, their desire to clean up their lives is far more likely to extend to other drugs as well.
    87. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Only if this is your end goal and we can also apply it to Britney Spears and Paris Hilton ;)

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    88. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Until they are mature enough, you are damn right I do.

      I believe the GP's very point was that, by vaccinating your child, you remove that choice permanently. After all, there's no way to "unvaccinate" someone. But I assume that doesn't change your response?

      And just OOC, if you caught your child smoking, would you have them vaccinated against nicotine?

      Disclaimer: I don't really have a firm opinion on this one yet, I'm just honestly curious.

    89. Re:Possibly useful, but... by FlippyBoy · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure "education" is a pretty effective vaccine against this and many other types of "brain-washing" ailments and addictions ;-)

    90. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
      I'd rather see something done about Heroin...


      You mean something like this? I'm more familiar with a similar drug that is used to counter overdoses. I've seen it used on monkeys that were stoned - they went from blissful to screaming in withdrawal in a few seconds. It was not pretty.

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    91. Re:Possibly useful, but... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Male circumcision is still legal in the US. I wouldn't use either since it mutilates your child. I said MEDICAL treatment, you can't abuse/mutilate your kid and think to get away with it.

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    92. Re:Possibly useful, but... by guruevi · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe BEFORE you have sex with whoever you should talk about it with them and test them for it? I hope we'll have OTC tests for STD's soon just like you can for pregnancy. There is currently too much going around (about 37 different strains of HPV, not all of them have a vaccine to help) in this world that it's purely irresponsible to have sex with anybody before having them tested, that's what I hope to learn my kids (if I have them).

      If they think it would be good to vaccinate themselves against it just in case I would let them. But currently I don't trust them simply because a) they've been pushed by big med and the government without adequate testing for long term effects and b) Currently Merck is still testing Gardasil for any long-term effects c) VAERS reports several cases where people got really sick (requiring secondary help) which occurred after receiving the HPV vaccine. Off course it is possible something else was the problem but for now, I'm not going to try it. d) There has been little to no testing whatsoever to the effect the HPV vaccine has against other strains of the same or similar virii. What if within a few years a strain turns autoimmune to this or like we've seen with meningococcal bacteria becomes something we can't kill that easy?

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    93. Re:Possibly useful, but... by painehope · · Score: 1

      I'm not so much worried about the people who voluntarily submit to the treatment as I am what the U.S. government will do with it, given their past track record of doing incredibly stupid and oppressive things "for the good of the public." As for horse urine, I have no clue what you are talking about. Never had the urge, sorry. Good luck with it, though ;p

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    94. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      Take nicotine addiction as an example. Exactly what actual or perceived problem are nicotine addicts seeking to insulate themselves from?
      Nicotine withdrawal. Trust me on this.
    95. Re:Possibly useful, but... by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      You are right that I was referring to the idea of a vaccine. I was referring to that because that's what the parent post had specifically asked about. It's not a good idea. Ah. my mistake. I agree with you entirely then.

      In the future people may wish to force their children to take a vaccine against common narcotic (coke, meth, heroine, even cannabis and tobacco). While it might be possible to vaccinate against some substances. There are others that are likely too similar to the body's natural substances to provoke an immune response. And you can't make a vaccine that prevents huffing or self-asphyxiation. Or many other non-addictive stupid things people do to themselves.

      I am still waiting for a vaccine to prevent bad driving.
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    96. Re:Possibly useful, but... by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      As for horse urine, I have no clue what you are talking about. Never had the urge, sorry. That's the point, people. Nobody's free will is absconded by a substance's lack of addictive properties.
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    97. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would never inject my child either. One of the great learning tools in life is trial and error, and learning from other's mistakes.

      I learned at a very young age that if I touch that stove, I will get a rather unpleasant feeling in my fingers. I learned to not do it again. You can make the same conclusion by watching someone else do the same thing, be it touching a stove or observing a heavy drug user.

      The pussifying of this country (USA) is destroying our ability to learn in these ways by taking the decisions away from us (making them illegal).

      My children should have the freedom to make their own decisions, and I should trust that they are smart enough to make the correct decision. Taking away that freedom will only make things worse, as it is quite obvious in the USA today.

    98. Re:Possibly useful, but... by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      But I assume that doesn't change your response? Correct. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Cocaine addiction is not easy to kick, and the results of addiction are devastating. I won't sit back and watch my child go in and out of rehab if there is an alternative. Discovering that your child abuses cocaine would have to be way up there in shocking parenting events - enough to change your whole approach. I sincerely hope that I never have to go through it... 19 month-olds don't get hooked on the stuff, do they? :)

      And just OOC, if you caught your child smoking, would you have them vaccinated against nicotine? Probably not. Smoking will kill you eventually, but the consequences of smoking are a lot less severe, and I'm fairly certain that they would take it upon themselves to quit eventually anyway. At that time they'd probably get it themselves. I'd probably just stick to traditional parenting techniques.
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    99. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      I think you need to re-read the GP post. You've totally missed the point. The GP was suggesting that the only real factor in addiction is the psychological nature of wanting to use a drug to escape the problems of one's life. The physical effects of breaking addiction are not considered in his post; and although I agree with you, your statement doesn't really address his point, and you are actually agreeing with me.

    100. Re:Possibly useful, but... by painehope · · Score: 1
      Might I suggest that your critical reasoning centers never developed? Free will is something that has been debated endlessly in Western philosophy for quite some time. There's two points that I was trying to make, and used myself as an example for. Firstly, I (along with a good deal of others better versed in philosophy than I) feel that the freedom to choose between doing something and not doing that thing is one of the primary defining characteristics of higher-level reasoning. The difference between cognition and instinct.


      The second point, the more socially important one, is that it's a slippery slope. I don't trust any government to not make this compulsory as a condition of probation or parole, much like urinalysis and AA/NA/CA meetings are - despite the fact that those organizations are completely independent. And from there, you've begun to slide down that slippery slope. What's next? Compulsory vaccination? How about one that makes gays impotent? Can't have all those faggots running around violating the morals that this country was founded on, can we? ...sarcasm...

      Brain cells grow back, btw. Of course, if one were never possessed of them, that might be a problem, eh, AC?

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    101. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      It was a joke.

    102. Re:Possibly useful, but... by pQueue · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately every time it's partially effective.

    103. Re:Possibly useful, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The primary mechanism is change in the pathogen wildtype (i.e., evolution).

      It was thought that the active immune system would eventually "forget" antigen challenges, however this has been demonstrated to be false by (through animal model experiments and accidental discovery in human populations) using a monoclonal series of innoculations (same antigen, separated by time).

      Vaccinations were initially literally prepared from infected cows (and other animals) which suffered milder symptoms from microbial diseases that afflict humans. Preparations had minimal shelf lives so fresh sources (more cows) were used to prepare booster shots.

      Nowadays a variety of preservatives and storage techniques mean that dead-microbe doses can be kept around for years, there is a very real risk that a booster shot will prove inneffective. Health regulators are aware of this risk, though, so it's an unlikely occurrence, and at worst means a sore arm (or wherever) for no good reason.

  3. Great idea! by Funkcikle · · Score: 5, Funny
    Injecting yourself with "inactive" cocaine AND cholera! What could possibly go wrong?

    I'd like some anti-freeze to drink afterwards, please.

    1. Re:Great idea! by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Both are treatable, though. It's not like they are injecting you with AIDS and dimethylmercury.

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    2. Re:Great idea! by Falladir · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Cocaine isn't poison. Trust me, there's no way they're going to put enough cocaine in you to hurt you. It's not cheap. Other than the addictive properties, it's a very benign drug.

    3. Re:Great idea! by ashridah · · Score: 1

      ROFL. Injecting someone with dimethylmercury would be overkill, in the extreme.

      You only need to drop a small amount of high concentration of (CH3)2Hg to cause enough damage to kill them in a few weeks or so. Even if it's onto someone's hand when they're wearing a latex glove. It'll go through the glove, and through the skin, and give them the equivalent of an extremely high dose of heavy metals, which chelation therapy won't be able to deal with.

      The stuff is *nasty*.

    4. Re:Great idea! by Leftist+Troll · · Score: 2, Funny

      Cocaine isn't poison. Other than the addictive properties, it's a very benign drug.

      Really? I find that it annoys the hell out of me when people blow a bunch of coke and won't shut their damn mouths.

    5. Re:Great idea! by BewireNomali · · Score: 1

      my old boss and three of his peers - now in their 50s - all have had heart attacks and cardiovascular complications linked to their earlier (and recent) cocaine use.

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    6. Re:Great idea! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I guess you were around for the Drug Campain of the 80s/90s where they made their messages so extream and exadragrated that once they realize that drugs were not as deadly as they showed, you figured it must be relitivly safe like sugar and choloclate (which are adictive and if taken in large quanties can be harmful). But the truth is these drugs are more harmful then that the High is more then a sugar shock and causes more chemical changes in the brain and body making the body work beyond recomended levels. As well the higher high creates a lower down, making the urge to take the drug again far worse then Caffiene or Sugar. As well injestion of such a drug is harmful to the sinuses. It is one of those things you are better off not taking then taking. The issue of high addiction is increased chances of overdose. Yes there are some legal drugs that are more harmful then Cocaine but they are usually balanced on what it helps. Cocaine doesn't help anything at a level it outweights is costs. You can die or get very ill from this drug, it is not a safe drug, and there is a good reason why it is illegal.

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    7. Re:Great idea! by rhakka · · Score: 1

      Not at all: it's not a safe drug, it needs to be handled with great caution or even better avoided entirely. and yet still, there is no such thing as a good reason why it is legal for you or anyone else to tell me what I can and cannot put into my own body. Should and shouldn't, sure. Can and can't? absolutely not.

    8. Re:Great idea! by BlindJesse · · Score: 1

      This is how almost all vaccines work.
      Smallpox, Polio, Measles, Chicken Pox, and Flu vaccines all are an inactive form of the same.

    9. Re:Great idea! by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Yep, sure. We can get Len Bias to testify to that fact.

      Chris mattern

    10. Re:Great idea! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is how almost all vaccines work. Smallpox, Polio, Measles, Chicken Pox, and Flu vaccines all are an inactive form of the same.

      I'm not going to look up each and every one of those, but I know that the smallpox vaccine is active cowpox, now inactive smallpox. I seem to remember the important advance for making a polio vaccine was inactivation, but I'm not going to Google.

    11. Re:Great idea! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      The primary reason for illegalizing most mind altering drugs is the fact they are mind altering. This includes Pot and Up. Mind and highly addictive drugs cost greatly on the society as a whole vs. just the one person who uses it. Person A decides to wast their life smoking pot doesn't get a job, on welfare, and when he does get sick the money comes out of our pocket. And if you think drunk driving is bad how about drugged driving. Or people taking drugs at work, how much productivity are there loosing or the quality is effected. Yea a lot of users think it makes them better but not really. Drugs even if they are legal (like Acholcol and Tobacco) tend to be a net drain on society. Unless Americans can learn to deal with moderation (which we cant as a society)

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    12. Re:Great idea! by rhakka · · Score: 1

      so, let's ban TV, porn, cars that can travel over the speed limit, fat, and computer games too.

      how far do you want to take this again? do you really think it's ok to dictate how everyone lives? really?

      Most of my friends have been or are heavy drug users. I myself have been. Most of us are, if not business owners, successful professionals.

      so on what grounds would you throw any of us in jail? that other people can't handle their shit, so we should do time?

      well... then let's lock up anyone who ever kicked a puppy.. for murder. because they are much more likely to be murders than the rest of us. sure, we'll lock up some innocents. but, there will be a whole lot less murder.

      great idea! keep them coming, stalin....

  4. Oblig Orwell by Adambomb · · Score: 1

    Next Up on the party's list: The Orgasm.

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    1. Re:Oblig Orwell by spun · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The orgasm releases neurotransmitters that are similar to cocaine. Perhaps those vaccinated against cocaine would never have orgasms, or reduced orgasms. In fact, dopamine is critical for a lot of enjoyment. Maybe this will spawn a 'deadheading' procedure. Piss off the wrong person or government and you will never enjoy anything ever again. You wouldn't even want revenge, there would be no joy in it.

      On the other hand, a sperm vaccine would be a nice alternative to having your tubes tied. Of course, there's the nightmare scenario where this treatment latches onto a live bit of cholera or whatever and spreads, neutering all humans.

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    2. Re:Oblig Orwell by jandrese · · Score: 4, Interesting

      From what I understand though, the immune system is locked out of the brain proper thanks to the blood brain barrier, so this drug shouldn't have any effect on naturally occurring opiates. My high school anatomy class never got into where the opiates are generated when someone has an orgasm (that would have made it far too interesting) but I'm guessing it's in the brain directly and not in the sex organs (where they would have to filter through the bloodstream before getting to the brain). Given how orgasms tend to be immediately gratifying, I'm guessing the production is local.

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    3. Re:Oblig Orwell by cnettel · · Score: 1

      Activation of the same receptor generally doesn't mean that the complete substance is identical. (If drugs were identical to their native counterparts, the self-regulation would cope much more efficiently and degrade them. On the other hand, it's this similarity and a feedback loop that really causes the addiction...)

    4. Re:Oblig Orwell by mattkime · · Score: 1

      >>I'm guessing it's in the brain directly and not in the sex organs

      only one way to find out - apply cocaine directly to the sex organs

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    5. Re:Oblig Orwell by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Who needs joy for revenge? I certainly don't. I exact revenge because the fucker deserves it, not because I enjoy hurting people.

    6. Re:Oblig Orwell by spun · · Score: 1

      Well, you would take no joy in seeing justice served, either. You might still do it from a sense of duty, but fulfilling a duty would also not give you any pleasure.

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  5. YesYesYesYes YesYesYesYesYesYes by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 3, Funny

    ZOMG I'msoexcitedtohearaboutthis I'vebeenwaiting suchalongtimeforsomething tohelpmekickthiscrazycravingand theallnightravingand theallnightdancingandtheclubs withthecrappytechnomusic ZOMGisthatablacksquirrel whenisOprahcomingonmyheartispounding wherecanIbugythisvaccine!

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    1. Re:YesYesYesYes YesYesYesYesYesYes by Futile+Rhetoric · · Score: 1

      I think it's a bit late for you, sadly. Maybe your children?

  6. Alternative to drug testing? by crow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    How would this work as an alternative to drug testing? If the vaccines for various drugs were easily obtained (say, 10 years from now), then could potential employers, private schools, and such require the vaccines instead of requiring testing as they do now? Would this be better or worse?

    1. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by Jonboy+X · · Score: 1

      In the US, I don't think your employer can legally make you take any drug as a condition of employment.

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    2. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by QuantumRiff · · Score: 3, Informative

      Yeah, they can. Hospital workers especially have to have been vaccinated for TB, among other things..

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    3. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by mcsqueak · · Score: 1

      could potential employers, private schools, and such require the vaccines instead of requiring testing as they do now? Would this be better or worse?

      I think this could be a very real, and very scary, scenario that could play out eventually. Before I started university I was required to get a vaccine for some sort of illness (I can't remember now, it's been so long). I could VERY easily see employers that already mandate drug testing to require employees to get this. After all, "what harm will it do if you're not using drugs?" right? Or: "It's for the safety of our workers". To me, it's basically the same argument that anti-privacy whackjobs use: "if you haven't done anything wrong, you have nothing to hide".

      Sure, I don't use coke but I don't exactly want to be modified against my will either.

    4. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      funny you mention drug testing, it could be a new way to test for drugs. basically, how it would work is the antibody would bind to the drug, a secondary antibody would bind to the first and that would have a tag which would then be detectable. it is basically using the ELISA set of tests to detect the drug. [Enzyme-Linked ImmunoSorbent Assay]
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELISA

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    5. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 1

      A lot can change in 10 years. Sure, education, the economy, health insurance, all of that will still be in the shitter, but at least we'll have forced everyone to get vaccinated against a drug they weren't necessarily ever going to take.

    6. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by Fishead · · Score: 1

      You're too paranoid.

      Besides, take a walk through my neighbourhood and if you have any sort of compassion, you will wish there was something you could do for these PEOPLE that are trapped in a very destructive cycle.

      I foresee undercover cops selling this stuff on the street. A couple weeks selling "spiked" cocaine and my neighbourhood will clean itself up.

    7. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by Spasemunki · · Score: 1

      ... a practice that unfairly victimizes many hard working, law-abiding consumptives. What business is it of my employer what I cough up on the weekends?

      They came for the lepers, and I did nothing...

    8. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      There's a difference though. Immunizations against disease serve to protect the well-being of everyone you work with and happens to include the well-being of the place you work for. Drug immunizations would server to protect the well-being of the place you work for, and nobody else. Because of this, I suspect there would be a much harder time justifying such a requirement.

    9. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Just wait until we have national healthcare. Once everybody pays for the care of everybody else, suddenly the government has good reason to legally require these vaccines to save taxpayer dollars. You don't have to worry about your employer requiring you to get a cocaine vaccine, because you will already be legally required to take it.

      Don't think it will happen? Look around the world and see all the countries that require vaccination as part of their national healthcare system.

    10. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they didn't come for the lepers and everyone died of leprosy ^_^

    11. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, your statement is absolutely wrong. Nobody is vaccinated for TB so that if a blood test comes up positive, we know it's from TB and not your vaccination.

    12. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Actually the majority of humans are immune to leprosy. Only a small percentage are susceptible, which is why lepers were among people back in medieval times but the disease never had any severe outbreak or such. There just weren't enough people who could catch it to make it a huge problem.

      In modern times however, if you were so unfortunate as to be susceptible and catch leprosy, it can be cured with a pill you take for a few months.

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    13. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by smidget2k4 · · Score: 1

      We require vaccination as part of our non-national healthcare system now. Kids must be vaccinated to go to school. Many hospital jobs require vaccinations. The military requires vaccinations. Colleges require vaccinations.

      I really don't see the difference. What would be new?

    14. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      Wrong, You have to be TESTED for TB.

      I worked in a hospital.

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    15. Re:Alternative to drug testing? by beavioso · · Score: 1

      They sure can for TB, but TB isn't really a choice. I don't go out and buy a gram of TB and snort it for fun, and I cannot readily go out and catch a cocaine high from someone who didn't wipe their hands right.

      I think any good lawyer good argue that a vaccine for a recreational drug is an invasion of privacy, or the like. If I never have the desire to do cocaine and have no history of drug abuse, then why would I need to be vaccinated?

  7. Cocaine has valid medical uses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's used in ophthalmology to test for something; I can't remember what. It's also used in other procedures. Will this be affected?

    1. Re:Cocaine has valid medical uses by KlomDark · · Score: 0

      Going to the dentist will become much more painful - Novacaine and Lidocaine that they use to deaden pain-sensing nerves are nothing but cocaine with a different name.

    2. Re:Cocaine has valid medical uses by Friar_MJK · · Score: 1

      Also, I once had my nose cauterized to help with the regular nosebleeds I was having. To numb the pain, the doctor soaked a cotton ball in a cocaine solution. Has local anesthetic effects as well as 'good time' effects. I'm still not sure if that would cancel the anesthesia from cocaine but that would certainly be a real bummer for legit medical patients if it did. Kinda like the feds cancel out weed for legit patients too I would think. Bastards...

  8. I couldn't disagree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm pretty addictive to a substance myself, and if I don't get my high, what do I do? I do more until I get it!

    1. Re:I couldn't disagree more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was this a failed Soviet Russia joke?

  9. I wonder if the US would support this by BlueshiftVFX · · Score: 1

    with all the CIA/DEA money to be made from drugs, and keeping part of the people zombified. If successful, I wonder if this treatment will ever see the light of day.

    1. Re:I wonder if the US would support this by techpawn · · Score: 1

      A lot of towns actually support the use of giving Heroine addicts an "OD Kit" with the drop that stops the receptors for Heroine and stops an OD since many OD victims don't call 911 or seek treatment because of the legality of the substance. If these are along the same lines and uses I could see this as a benefit.

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    2. Re:I wonder if the US would support this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, joke fails you!!

  10. Yay! by jez9999 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ah goody. Another blow landed in the Puritans' War On Fun. Soon, we'll all be living as their god intended, with no frivolous distractions at all! What could be more satisfying?

    1. Re:Yay! by operagost · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What makes you think "puritans" are behind this?

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    2. Re:Yay! by Lord+Ikon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Might not be a bad idea for those who are arrested and convicted of using cocaine. Guarantee they'll never use it again if they don't get a high from it. Absolutely idiotic to give something like this as a vacinne to everyone. Treating everyone as if they're potentially going to use drugs is insulting. Imagine when they're giving your newborn baby their vaccines, "...and this one is to keep your kid from becoming a coke addict". I'd be pissed.

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    3. Re:Yay! by goldspider · · Score: 1

      I hope you're just trolling, because that kind of stupid usually only comes from trolls.

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    4. Re:Yay! by bwalling · · Score: 1

      It's simply not possible that there are addicts who really want help. The religious nut jobs are forcing their morals on everyone and they have developed fancy technology to help them destroy the sinners.

    5. Re:Yay! by iriki · · Score: 0

      isn't Bush a puritan? :)

    6. Re:Yay! by Butisol · · Score: 0

      That was not flamebait.

  11. While I do see by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 1

    a use for this, as court mandated immunizations of drug addicts who go in and out of the criminal system on a regular basis. I would major issues if the gov was to require this in all people, similar to other immunizations that you get when your a child.

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    1. Re:While I do see by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Insightful

      as court mandated immunizations ... I would major issues if the gov was to require this in all people

      The way our legal system is working these days, it'll be part of some mandatory sentencing for anybody with any narcotics offense, maybe they'll even amend the constitution to allow them to force this treatment, merely on the suspicion of cocaine use.

      It's no more out-there an idea than civil forfeiture was. We must win the "war on drugs" at all costs! And there's no way that society could deal with societies problems, on a personal level. No, big momma government must protect us!

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    2. Re:While I do see by EasyTarget · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it won't be the Government, it will be your employer.. (with the help, of course, of a government program)

      As for getting the kids 'treated' that's easy; our corporate overlords just insist that in the future they will not employ anyone who was not 'treated' near birth. After all, what sort of parent would possibly refuse? only 'bad' ones huh?

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    3. Re:While I do see by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I've got a better idea, how about we legalize every drug out there (with the exception of GHB, PCP, Crack, and Heroin) Or at the very least decriminalize it...

      In fact, decriminalization is why me and the missus plan on moving to Colorado once we get some savings up...caught with an ounce or less of green? 100 dollar ticket, go about your day sir. Not to mention they have some SICK strains out there....

    4. Re:While I do see by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Actually, speaking as a teetotaler* here, I'd legalize it all. Legalization implies better regulation than decriminalization. I'm not fond of halfway measures. By regulation I'm talking about the sort of stuff that legal commercial drugs have to conform to - pure or cut with safe materials, consistant potency, no selling to minors, etc...

      Going by the example of prohibition, problems would decrease significanty as the majority of drug users shift to safer but bulkier drugs, such as shifting from crack back to cocaine, meth use drops almost entirely, and those that don't/can't control their usage eliminate themselves relatively quickly and quietly.

      *I don't drink or smoke, much less do illegal drugs.

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    5. Re:While I do see by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what are you reasons for not doing illegal drugs? (I'm not prodding at you, I'm genuinely curious...every person has a different reason, and I enjoy listening to those reasons)

    6. Re:While I do see by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      Out of curiosity, what are you reasons for not doing illegal drugs?

      I've never felt any urge to. I've never felt any urge to smoke in my life(family was nonsmoking, mom forced dad to quit back when they were dating). I've been drunk once in my life, didn't like it and haven't repeated it.

      I have nothing against thost that simply 'do' drugs, on the other hand I don't think drugs are an excuse for anything - as far as I'm concerned if you get into a fight while drunk it should be just the same as if you'd gotten into a fight while sober legal wise.

      Unless you were drugged without your knowledge/consent, of course.

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    7. Re:While I do see by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I've never felt any urge to. I've never felt any urge to smoke in my life(family was nonsmoking, mom forced dad to quit back when they were dating). I've been drunk once in my life, didn't like it and haven't repeated it.
      Sounds like a good reason to me...stuff like that definately isn't for everyone.

      I have nothing against thost that simply 'do' drugs, on the other hand I don't think drugs are an excuse for anything - as far as I'm concerned if you get into a fight while drunk it should be just the same as if you'd gotten into a fight while sober legal wise.
      I couldn't agree more. There is a big difference between a drug user and a drug abuser. My dad was your stereotypical hippie back in the day, and when I got around to the age of having "the drug talk", he basically said "if it isn't snorted or injected, I won't ever get mad at you for doing it. If you are going to do drugs, there are plenty out there that will help you, be it by providing happy memories, allowing you to expand your mind, or strengthening bonds with friends. If you are going to do drugs, make these words your mantra: Be a user, not an abuser."

      His advice has helped tremendously...never been fired from a job, never not payed any bills because of drugs, nothing. Other then the money I spend on it (which I actually have marked down in my budget as misc...that's right, if you budget for it just like anything else, it won't ever cause money problems), I haven't had any negative experiences. I am careful about what I do, where I do it, when I do it, and who I do it with. In addition to that, many VERY good memories have come about from nights that I have spent with friends...Watching the sun rise in Miami on the beach, slightly cloudy day, just as you start peaking from mushrooms with five lifelong friends surrounding you? Amazing experience. Within a few hours, it was gone, and I went to visit my grandparents as if nothing had happend.

      As Bill Hicks once said, "Laughed my ass off, then went about my day."
  12. Give me the sales pitch. by caluml · · Score: 1

    I've never tried cocaine. Should I?

    1. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not moving...I demand movement! 100K seconds is too long to sit still!

    2. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by kieran · · Score: 1

      Only if you can't afford it. It's kinda dangerous if you can (and also if you have heart problems).

      Basically it makes you feel really f**king great, for about 20-30mins, which is nice but given the cost not a very long-lasting effect. If you're going to try it just the once, save it for sex.

    3. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by Nursie · · Score: 1

      Err, no.

      It'll leave your wallet lighter, your nose sore and you'll have the hangover of the century because it makes you think you can drink like bacchus himself.

      But then I'm probably getting old, I don't wish to pay such a price for my fun any more.

    4. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by caluml · · Score: 1

      But - is it fun? It must be - people wouldn't pay lots to get a sore nose and a hangover - you can get drunk in most cities and get into fights for less.

    5. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      News flash: sex already feels really good.

    6. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by glrotate · · Score: 0

      News flash: sex + cocaine feels fucking awesome.

    7. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Somebody once said it's a helluva drug! But he's now dead...from unrelated causes.

    8. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      I've never tried cocaine. Should I?

      Hmmm ... highly addictive, fairly readily fatal, totally messes up your brain over time.

      The magic 8 ball says no (no pun intended).

      That shit is nasty.

      Cheers

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    9. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by Pojut · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Coke is ok...you gotta watch out for getting crap, though. Crappy (i.e. really cut) coke is REALLY crappy. As a drug, coke is decent, but it lasts for a very short time...minute for minute, it's extremely expensive (and, in my opinion, it's effects do not warrent the high price of entry.)

      For the price of an eight-ball, you could get enough shrooms for yourself and a few of your friends...much better experience. You have the opportunity to learn things by taking substances like shrooms, weed, salvia, etc. Coke is kinda like having a shot after work. You won't have any life-changing experience, but you'll feel real nice for a little bit.

      Just remember. There is a HUGE difference between a drug USER and a drug ABUSER. Be a user, don't be an abuser.

    10. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      But - is it fun? It must be - people wouldn't pay lots to get a sore nose and a hangover - you can get drunk in most cities and get into fights for less.

      It's probably fun for a little while. And then it turns south very fast.

      I'm sure all of the crack whores thought it was fun at first, as did those monkeys in the 90's who would starve themselves in favour of it. I'm sure smack and meth are fun in some way when you start. It's never as good as the first time, and it's all down hill from there.

      Save your neurons. And your life :-P

      Cheers
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    11. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, to last 20-30 minutes. Sex has an even worse $/minute ratio.

    12. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course it bloody well is!
      That's the problem with drugs, they're all fun. Nobody would bother otherwise!

      OK, Nicotine's a bit of a weird one, but the rest -
      People only get addicted because they do it at least a few times. I don't believe there's anything on the market (black or otherwise) that's a one hit addiction machine. And quite a few substances don't have much of an addictive nature. No, folks do them because they enjoy them. At least at first.

      That said I'm not going to recommend you try anything. Caveat Emptor, and do your research first (lycaeum, erowid).

    13. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by witte · · Score: 1

      Unless you're married. Or in prison. But I repeat myself.

    14. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by EllisDees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, it's not that fun. Even when it's really good, it's still a giant waste of money. It lasts about 15-20 minutes and then you just want to do more, but can't really say why. Overall, there are far better drugs out there unless you just like wasting money.

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    15. Re:Give me the sales pitch. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No - it is verrry disapointing...

      I have been a stimulant junkie all my life - but this stuff is lame...

      Basically I like to be able to think faster and longer with as little sleep as necessary - however with the Opiates you get decreased mental agility with increased physical stamina - a complete waste!

      Coffee / Caffiene is a much much better alternative imho - who wants to be up all night with the mental capacity of a 1st grader?

      Not I - and as far as for the bedroom - your propbably better off with Viagra - although I have yet to need any help in that arena ;-)

  13. Ob. Beer / Simpsons by djdavetrouble · · Score: 2, Funny

    Homer: Beer...The cause of, and solution to all of life's problems.

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  14. Gibson called it... by lwhalen · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Wasn't this a subplot of Neuromancer or something, where the main character was forcibly taken away from his various addictions by having his liver modified to not process the various chemicals?

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    1. Re:Gibson called it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, exactly!

    2. Re:Gibson called it... by Nursie · · Score: 1

      It was indeed. Something like ecstasy/speed.

      Of course our hero simply finds something WAAAAAY stronger and gets his high anyway.

    3. Re:Gibson called it... by BorgCopyeditor · · Score: 1

      Pancreas. Amphetamines.

      And the researcher who came up with this is named Armitage.

      Coincidence? I don't think so.

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    4. Re:Gibson called it... by RevWaldo · · Score: 1

      Yep - of course just like it'd happen in the real world, he simply finds a drug that goes around the blocks. (it's called 'betaphenethylamine' in the book; based on the description of its effects Gibson could have called it 'sildenafil citrate'. /smirk/ )

    5. Re:Gibson called it... by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      Yes, and, just as a lot of other posts also predicted, it had the side effect of making the character unable to use certain medical drugs.

    6. Re:Gibson called it... by Parallax+Blue · · Score: 1

      "Wasting your time, cowboy," Molly said, when Case took an octagon from the pocket of his jacket. "How's that? You want one?" He held the pill out to her. "Your new pancreas, Case, and those plugs in your liver. Armitage had them designed to bypass that shit." She tapped the octagon with one burgundy nail. "You're biochemically incapable of getting off on amphetamine or cocaine."

      "Shit," he said. He looked at the octagon, then at her.

      "Eat it. Eat a dozen. Nothing'll happen."

      He did. Nothing did.

  15. Not worthless by crow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's being developed for use in drug rehab programs. For people who want to quit, but are having difficulty, or have quit, but might relapse, this could be incredibly helpful. Of course, most of the discussion is around the potential to use this as a preventative measure, which is a very different issue.

    1. Re:Not worthless by King_TJ · · Score: 1

      Even *if* this were to end up marketed as a "preventative measure" - I can't really see it gaining much traction as a "required vaccine".

      They've already got a vaccine to prevent HPV (genital warts), but it caused a huge firestorm of controversy when they started suggesting it become a mandatory vaccine (despite it only being effective if given to the younger population who haven't been exposed to HPV yet).

      And here, HPV is a legitimate (and un-curable) disease, known to cause high incidents of cervical cancer in women. Cocaine isn't something people just "catch" involuntarily.

    2. Re:Not worthless by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      That is because HPV will prevent someone from suffering ill effects caused by "immoral behavior", whereas a cocaine vaccine would prevent the "immoral behavior" itself. Now, if the HPV prevented people from enjoying sex, and thus reduced them to using it only for procreation, you would see a different landscape. Most of the people that are currently against it, would become for it, and many that are for it would become against it.

      A better example is the Chicken Pox vaccine. It became 'required', and everyone went along with it. Even though it trades a major childhood inconvenience for a real risk of a deadly disease as an adult. I know very few parents that have even bothered to look at what they are allowing to be pumped into their kids. They are told that it is part of the standard vaccine package, and they go with it.

    3. Re:Not worthless by aztektum · · Score: 1

      So does this mean cocaine will be made legal now? I mean if we can simply stop someone who is/has ruined their life, anyone who casually uses need not be persecuted.

      (I've worked in a drug rehab facility and know a lot of counselors/specialists in the field. There are those that use but don't abuse. Same as with weed.)

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    4. Re:Not worthless by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      I think that's one the key issues here. When first read the summary, I was reminded of some experiments -- in China, I think --- where they were destroying the brain's dopamine system as a cure for drug addiction. This doesn't sound as bad, of course...

  16. Vaccine? by Idiot+with+a+gun · · Score: 1

    I would probably hesitate to label this as a vaccine. I know technically it kind of is, but people will immediately thing "Innoculation," which I would argue against. This will probably end up being a highly effective treatment for Cocaine addicts, if it proves to be safe, and passes FDA standards (unfortunately, the two aren't always the same...).

  17. Nicotine Vaccine? by MagickalMyst · · Score: 1

    I'm betting Phillip Morris will make the first and last purchase of this wonderful product. :)

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    1. Re:Nicotine Vaccine? by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      I'm betting Phillip Morris will make the first and last purchase of this wonderful product. :)

      Are you kidding? The single entity making the most money off of every pack of cigs sold is the govt. The sacrosanct S-chip program is paid for by cigarette taxes, the last thing the govt. wants is for people to suddenly quit smoking.

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  18. Bad idea by Kohath · · Score: 0

    This seems like an extremely bad idea.

    - Occupy your immune system fighting something that's not an infection
    - Make yourself immune to the benefits of a whole class of painkillers

    I suggest just not getting addicted to Cocaine instead.

    1. Re:Bad idea by Idiot+with+a+gun · · Score: 1

      I'd vote for it being another tool (not a panacea) in the fight against Cocaine addictions. It can be used to break strong addictions, but you wouldn't want to use it to innoculate the general populace. And it wouldn't eliminate a whole class of pain killers. It might affect some of the opiates, but Morphine would still work, and I'd be surprised if Codine and Vicodin are a major issue if you have someone that's dying due to Cocaine dependence.

    2. Re:Bad idea by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Yes, it might be good as a last resort. I'd say it's a bad idea in cases short of that.

    3. Re:Bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "- Occupy your immune system fighting something that's not an infection"

      HAHAHAHAH. Go learn something about the Immune system, jack ass.

      here is a nice layman's overview:
      http://www.quackcast.com/QuackCast/Podcasts/Podcasts.html

      Cast 22

    4. Re:Bad idea by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      What the hell?

      You immune system does not get distracted. If it did you would die whenever you got a cold because of all the other things that your immune system is ALWAYS fighting.

      I don't know about the particular compound, but they can be designed to target a very specific molecule, even if the other compounds are similar they wouldn't be affected.

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  19. we've always heard the legalization lobby by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Interesting

    talk about treating highly addictive drugs and their addiction as a disease, and not a crime

    what say them to this? interesting revealing of the colors here

    aside: my belief is that marijuana, lsd, anything nonaddictive should be legal, but highly addictive drugs like coke, meth, heroin should be illegal

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    1. Re:we've always heard the legalization lobby by Daimanta · · Score: 1

      Alcohol is addictive.

      Cocaine on the other hand is not.

      You do the math.

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    2. Re:we've always heard the legalization lobby by MrEkted · · Score: 1

      You forgot alcohol.

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    3. Re:we've always heard the legalization lobby by Procrasti · · Score: 1

      I say its a good thing if someone wants it to overcome an addiction that they have decided to leave behind and receive counseling so they don't hit other drugs. Its definitely a bad thing if someone is forced to take it against their will.

      Its all about freedom of choice. If its another choice available to adults, then its great... If its not a choice, forced on either adults (or worse) children, its evil.

      How would you feel if you were forced to take a vaccine for your drugs of choice?

    4. Re:we've always heard the legalization lobby by radarsat1 · · Score: 1


      Alcohol is addictive.

      Cocaine on the other hand is not.

      Glad that someone said it.

      I'm no doctor, but I am certain that there is a lot of misunderstanding surrounding the word "addiction". Sometimes when we say something is addictive, we mean that it is exceptionally fun and we want to do it again and again... this is psychological addiction. You can get psychologically addicted to anything, including sugar, or salt.

      On the other hand, chemical addiction is what happens when a certain chemical that you ingest causes long-term changes to how your body works. Your body literally demands more of that chemical in order to feel like it's functioning properly. These drugs tend to include long periods of withdrawal symptoms when you stop taking them. Opiates, such as heroin, as well as nicotine and (I believe, to a degree) alcohol fall into this category.

      In fact, I've been told by a professor (of media, not a doctor) that cocaine does _not_ fall into this category. Most people who do cocaine are occasional users. People often ignore this fact because they've heard stories through friends and through the media about individuals getting highly addicted to cocaine use. But you cannot draw conclusions like this based on individual stories! You have to look at the statistics.

      And I mean purely at the statistics, because 'war on drugs' style publications and web sites constantly misrepresent them. In looking for some statistics to back up what I'm saying here (I just visited about 10 websites), I discovered that it's actually very difficult to find information about drug use that is not surrounded by anti-drug rhetoric.

      I am not trying to encourage drug use here, only proper dissemination of truthful information. Almost every website I have just visited mentioned the number of people reported to have tried cocaine, but never mentioned the percentage that subsequently became addicted.

      Aha, here we go. This survey reports that about 1% of the adult population has tried cocaine, and that, "among the general population, cocaine use seems to be occasional, occurring mainly at weekends and in recreational settings (bars and discos), where it can reach high levels."

      Is this surprising? No. Is this worrisome? Sure. No one argues that cocaine is healthy. Is it worthy of being called a highly addictive substance? Personally I don't think so, but I'm not a clinical researcher.

      Here's a good insert in the article I linked to that is relevant to the TFA:

      In contrast to heroin addiction, which can be treated with agonists such as methadone or antagonists such as naltrexone, there are currently no medical treatments available for cocaine addiction. The reason for this would appear to be the mechanism of action through which cocaine exerts its effects on the brain neurotransmitters dopamine and serotonin. Whereas heroin binds to brain opioid receptors, such as the mu receptors, and therefore mimics the action of the brain's own endorphins, cocaine inhibits the reabsorption of dopamine (and indeed serotonin) from the neuronal synapse once it has had its effect, leading to a build-up of the transmitter, thus prolonging and strengthening its effect.

      This does not necessarily mean that it is not possible to develop a medical treatment for cocaine addiction, only that it may be more difficult to do so and may involve different concepts from those used in the development of treatments for heroin dependence.

      One exciting strand of research is the use of immunotherapy, i.e. the development of a vaccine that would effectively 'neutralise' the action of cocaine by preventing the drug from reaching the brain. The basic concept has undergone limited testing. A vaccine developed in the United Kingdom was tested in a small number of cocaine addicts, 18 in total, over a period of 14 weeks. It was found

    5. Re:we've always heard the legalization lobby by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Speaking as an ardent propopent of legalization, I think this is potentially a good thing. I'd hate to see it mandated, much as I hate to see most things mandated. However, I'm not sure the case is easily made that, just because something is addictive, it should be illegal, or people should be vaccinated against it. The historical data shows quite clearly that legal heroin, amphetamines and cocaine did not particularly cause any great social problems for most people, and I don't think society has much stake in what adults do with their own bodies. Having a vaccine available for people who have problems with usage strengthens that case, because it provides a mechanism for dealing with the few with problems, that would allow others to use if they wish.

      I've done about everything under the sun, BTW, and the only two drugs that I've had issues with are alcohol and tobacco. What I'd like is a vaccine against nicotine.

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    6. Re:we've always heard the legalization lobby by Kral_Blbec · · Score: 1

      Sure sure. I mean alcohol isnt addictive is it? Tabaco is harmless and quitting is easy. Even mary jane is just a little fun. /sarcasm If you think that marijuana isnt addictive your just a plain idiot. Its great to see so many people saying "I'm not addicticed! I am totally free! I can stop any time!" Great. Then why dont you? Most of those saying that it isnt addictive are in fact the same ones using. Anyway, a comment on the original article. I really am not surprised that something like this has come along. I donno if i support it or not. As a treatment option then that is a maybe but as preemptive measures then no way. A little education and parents who arent morons should be enough. The adage that abstinince is the best prevention goes for more then just sex.

  20. Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall! by stevejsmith · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Oh, great. Cocaine prohibition produced crack cocaine and meth, crackdowns on ingredients to make ecstacy produced PMA, heroin prohibition produces all sorts of gross things, etc., etc. Cocaine is actually one of the safer stimulants out there (compared to its main rivals, crack and meth, which emerged due to cocaine's astronomical price thanks to prohibition). This insane drug whack-a-mole game is producing even more deadly and impure drugs. While we could be ingesting small and known quantities of pure marijuana, MDMA, cocaine, opiates, shrooms, and LSD, we're instead ingesting unknown quantities of who-knows-what. Most drug deaths are caused by adulterants, not the pure drug itself.

  21. A Social Problem by geekmansworld · · Score: 1

    It's an intriguing scientific idea... but there are undertones of social control which are somewhat unsettling. Would children face mandatory vaccination? Or would we merely target individuals who are beyond hope of recovering from addiction?

    In the end, it's irrelevant anyway. It's the same type of thinking as trying to make a disc format which is "uncrackable". People will simply switch to another drug: there's plenty of them.

    If you really want to kill the drugs, address the social problems and mental health diseases that drug use stems from. It's a corny, overused line, but "talk to your kids about drugs".

    Forcing people to do things never works very well. Educate them and let them make the choice. If it's truly the right choice, they'll make it by themselves.

    1. Re:A Social Problem by astaldaran · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Currently in many states, in order for a child to go to school he is required to have certain vaccines; could this be added to it? while it sounds good (drugs won't appeal to them, because it does nothing) but to essentially take free choice away is quite scary. I don't think we should use science to manipulate law abiding citizens; who knows one day we may need to use the properties of cocain for something good. However I do think this could be very useful. People could voluntarily take it (if they want an extra reason not to be tempted), they could also take it for rehab, but perhaps the biggest use would be on criminals. Currently we have far to many drug addicts in prisons, costing us loads, so perhaps just like we castrate certain sex offenders, maybe we should get rid of the high for drug offenders. Even better, we somehow infect the distribution of crack,coke, etc and destroy the whole market. The biggest concern with the second approach of using it to punish criminals though is the fact (as someone else pointed out) that people can just turn to another drug...and you know what if you are use to high's and you don't get it now. Well you are going to find something else to replace it. It seems like this technology would probably be very diverse though; you could immunize them to many drugs, not just one.

    2. Re:A Social Problem by kebes · · Score: 1
      You're correct that the means by which such medical techniques are used is at least as important as the efficacy of the techniques themselves. At least the researchers involved are viewing this only as a means for addicts to voluntarily kick the habit. From TFA:

      Baylor College of Medicine researchers in Houston are working on a cocaine vaccine they hope will become the first-ever medication to treat people hooked on the drug. "For people who have a desire to stop using, the vaccine should be very useful," said Dr. Tom Kosten, a psychiatry professor who is being assisted in the research by his wife, Therese, a psychologist and neuroscientist. "At some point, most users will give in to temptation and relapse, but those for whom the vaccine is effective won't get high and will lose interest."
      I highly doubt that the FDA (for instance) would ever approve the use of such vaccines on the population at large, since the risk of unknown interactions is probably higher than any benefit of reducing future addiction (since most of the population doesn't end up being addicted...). I don't think we're ever going to see mandatory vaccination against illicit drugs (although it wouldn't be the first time that dystopian sci-fi ideas became reality).

      In any case, the intended usage (as an aid to those who are voluntarily trying to break an addiction) is worth pursuing.
    3. Re:A Social Problem by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      It's an intriguing scientific idea... but there are undertones of social control which are somewhat unsettling. Would children face mandatory vaccination? Or would we merely target individuals who are beyond hope of recovering from addiction?

      I was trying to figure out if it would even help with addiction.

      If you don't get high in the first place, you don't get addicted. But, if you're addicted already, would this cure the addiction? Or merely make the drug ineffective? Imagine some poor sod going through actual physicial withdrawal and the drug doesn't do anything any more. You're still addicted, your still messed up, and nothing helps.

      As you say, people might just switch their addiction to something which still works. And, really, when you're looking for harder stuff than cocaine, it's all downhill from there.

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  22. coca tea? by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

    Hmm, would this drug attack strictly the dangerous refined cocaine or non-dangers like relaxing coca tea, quite popular in Peru and other Souther American countries, brewed from the leaves of the plant that can be refined to cocaine.

    And what about coca-cola...if users become allergic to it then I guess we finally would know the secret recipe. ;-)

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    1. Re:coca tea? by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Coca-cola company is one of the few legal exporters of Coca from Peru and such.

      And I do remember hearing that people are developing ways of killing the Coca plant, as well, the idea being that you could specifically target it and leave everything else untouched. Do a pass over the country in a plane...

      What morons. I'd hate to see Coca go, and I do miss it back in the states. It helps a lot with altitude, so would be very helpful on those Colorado skiing trips.

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  23. Question by rehtonAesoohC · · Score: 1

    Are they giving Coke addicts free Cocaine while they perfect their formulas?

    Junkies, get it while you can!

  24. Oblig Futurama by Adambomb · · Score: 1

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  25. And a week later... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
    And in the not-too-distant future, a week after the governments of the world force vaccinate everyone against cocaine (so the terrorists don't "win"), some scientist will discover a way to use cocaine to cure cancer...

    Think ill of me if you will, but you know governments think like this and Murphy's Law loves irony... Oh how we are penny wise, and pound foolish.

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  26. We inject ourselves with botulism toxin by Lucas123 · · Score: 1

    So it'll be no surprise to hear of people using this stuff.

  27. Need a new drug by lbmouse · · Score: 1

    Hate to sound like Huey Lewis, but why don't they focus on developing a drug that gives you the high you want with none of the bad side effects/consequences?

    1. Re:Need a new drug by boot1973 · · Score: 1

      well it's hip to be square...

      sorry

    2. Re:Need a new drug by HandsOnFire · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ever see Brain Candy by kids in the hall? In the movie, a happy pill gets invented and becomes the newest craze. No side effects, and it works by making you relive your happiest experience. Eventually, people get addicted and become happy, brain-dead zombies. Why bother to do anything if you're always happy?

    3. Re:Need a new drug by TheJerg · · Score: 1

      That's like asking for a sleeping drug that isn't habit forming(or "addictive"). It's not possible. Sleep drugs become habit forming because they work. It's not a physical addiction necessarily. What makes that feeling of joy so powerful is the fact that it's balanced out by the rest of the range of emotions. Eventually you end up a braindead happy zombie because all you care about is how good you feel.

    4. Re:Need a new drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's called mescaline.

    5. Re:Need a new drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Why bother to do anything if you're always happy?

      Exactly!!!

      What's wrong with being happy and doing nothing? If everyone is like this, then no one suffers!

    6. Re:Need a new drug by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I can tell you exactly why. Manufactured drugs do not "feel" like they belong there. LSD, DXM...doesn't matter. Both LSD and DXM provide amazing experiences, but both of them make you feel polluted. Shrooms and Cannabis feel extremely natural (and that's because they are) when they are in your bloodstream.

      We don't need new drugs, we need to decriminalize (and in some instances legalize) the ones that are already out there. Marijuana alone could turn our economy around. Hemp can be used as a Bio fuel (you know, instead of burning all of our food up), can be used to make paper (save the trees and our oxygen), and marijuana itself has a HUGE number of medical uses. Plus, the plants are super pretty and would look awesome in everyone's gardens:-) Call me a tree hugger if you want, but planting hemp everywhere would be far more beneficial to our economy and our environment than using corn for fuel or putting all of these battery packs into our cars. Not to mention the amount of money brought in from taxing it...

      The reason you will never see natural drugs like Psilocybin, THC, Mescaline, etc. made legal in the US is because the Pharma companies are in bed with the government way too much. There is actually a documentary that looks at what would happen if big pharma developed the next big "entertainment" drug, and did so with the government's blessing...I think it's called "If Drugs Were Legal", or something like that...check it out, good stuff.

    7. Re:Need a new drug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell you exactly why. Manufactured drugs do not "feel" like they belong there. LSD, DXM...doesn't matter. Both LSD and DXM provide amazing experiences, but both of them make you feel polluted. Shrooms and Cannabis feel extremely natural (and that's because they are) when they are in your bloodstream. I have to call BS on that. I had some pretty 'polluted' feeling experiences with mushrooms and cannabis (it will be a long while before I eat pot cookies again).

      We don't need new drugs, we need to decriminalize (and in some instances legalize) the ones that are already out there. Marijuana alone could turn our economy around. Please don't. British Columbia and Quebec would go bankrupt!
    8. Re:Need a new drug by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I have to call BS on that. I had some pretty 'polluted' feeling experiences with mushrooms and cannabis (it will be a long while before I eat pot cookies again).


      I don't think you get what I mean when I say polluted...I will use DXM as an example. When you dose with DXM, you can literally feel the checmical going through your bloodstream. I know that sounds crazy, but it's true...you can feel it going through your circulatory system, and you can tell by how it feels that it is NOT supposed to be there. You can tell it's something that isn't doing your body anything but harm. It makes your insides feel heavy, engorged almost.

      THC is quite different. It has a light, airy feeling to it. It doesn't make you feel nasty, nor does it make you taste/smell nasty things that aren't there.

      As far as special brownies go, be careful how many you eat...ingesting THC takes 30-40 minutes for onset effects, as opposed to 10-15 seconds by smoking it...it's really easy to eat too much ;-)
  28. Alcohol Vaccine! by Albert+Sandberg · · Score: 0

    Yeah, that's what we need. Alcohol kills and hurts way more people. I'm not saying people should do crack, but I'm saying there are others too.

    1. Re:Alcohol Vaccine! by splatter · · Score: 1


      already done its called Antabuse and makes you very very sick if you try and drink on it

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholic#Medications

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  29. A nicotine 'vaccine'? Hells yeah! by Looce · · Score: 1

    Something like this is really going to help those who want to stop smoking cigarettes... for good.

    Here's a tip to the pharmacology companies, however: Us geeks won't like it if you invent a caffeine vaccine, because we will have lost our main source of energy!

  30. Too many legitimate drugs are abused, however. by Radon360 · · Score: 1

    An interesting idea, but if you were able to produce a vaccine that would nullify the effects of the majority of drugs that are abused, you're likely to wipe out the effectiveness of many commonly prescribed painkillers in the process. Take Vicodin for example. It's known to be abused and mildly addictive. Now although the vast majority of people aren't hooked on it, would it be worth it to render this drug ineffective to the masses just because of the few junkies that are downing this medication on a regular basis?

    I see something like this not being used pre-emptively, but rather as another tool for rehabilitating those who suffer from a drug addiction.

  31. Same tech might be used by terrorists by davidwr · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Imagine a terrorist group that developed a "vaccine" that made some other drugs useless and found a way to deliver the "vaccine" worldwide, say, using a modified virus.

    If it disabled "comfort" drugs like pain medications, it would be annoying and economically costly. If it deactivated drugs essential for life, such as drugs to treat high blood pressure or treat fatal illnesses, the consequences could be far worse.

    I don't expect this any time soon but it could happen this century.

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    1. Re:Same tech might be used by terrorists by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      Are these terrorists or supervillians?

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  32. Better not make one for caffeine! by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    If they make one for caffeine, the whole of the open source movement is down the tubes!

    1. Re:Better not make one for caffeine! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine a long-time coffee drinker re-discovering what coffee really tastes like without the addiction.

    2. Re:Better not make one for caffeine! by i_love_unix · · Score: 1

      So I guess Microsoft will be getting into the pharmaceuticals business, then?

  33. Not that sure about it. by teslar · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Here we have a vaccine which prevents you from getting high on cocaine. My first thought was "Interesting". My second was "Who would actually want it?" If I'm not a coke user, I won't need it. If I am a coke user, I won't want it. So TFA says it's for people who try to give up:

    "At some point, most users will give in to temptation and relapse, but those for whom the vaccine is effective won't get high and will lose interest."
    Well, fair enough, but I'm not sure it will do them any good.

    From what I understand about drug addiction and attempts to kick the habit, you won't just "lose interest", you'll be going through living hell for quite a while - your body is looking for something you're not giving it, it's going to be pretty mad at you. This is why people relapse - they remember the shiny happy times, ignore that bad bits about those times and it all looks so much better than what they're in at the moment, so they go back to their drug.

    If you use this vaccine, then that becomes impossible, you burn that bridge. But that doesn't remove the desire to be back on drugs, it just removes your favourite one from the list of possibilities. There's still plenty of others around and I think it's pretty safe to say that people who were going to relapse anyway will do so with or without the vaccine - the only thing that will change is the drug they'll use. So that'll be a statistic to look for: What percentage of people trying to give up Cocaine on this vaccine will end up on another drug? Compare this to a control group of people not on vaccine ending up going back to cocaine.
    1. Re:Not that sure about it. by goldspider · · Score: 1

      Who would actually want it? If I'm not a coke user, I won't need it. If I am a coke user, I won't want it.

      Oh, I dunno... perhaps people who are addicted to coke and don't want to be anymore?

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    2. Re:Not that sure about it. by Pedrito · · Score: 1

      Well, fair enough, but I'm not sure it will do them any good.

      From what I understand about drug addiction and attempts to kick the habit, you won't just "lose interest", you'll be going through living hell for quite a while - your body is looking for something you're not giving it, it's going to be pretty mad at you. This is why people relapse - they remember the shiny happy times, ignore that bad bits about those times and it all looks so much better than what they're in at the moment, so they go back to their drug.


      But that's precisely how it works. If the drug no longer satisfies that need, then the person won't have the impulse/desire to use the drug anymore.

      Let's look at alcoholism as an easier example. Alcoholics drink for the high. But if drinking alcohol no longer got you high; if the effects were the equivalent of drinking water, the alcoholic will likely stop drinking alcohol, unless they like to pay a lot for water and have a desire to pee a lot.

      Really, I wish they could come up with something like this for alcoholics. A very large percentage (somewhere close to 90%) of alcoholics die as drunks (not having gotten sober). A large majority of the ones that try to quit don't stay sober. If they could get a shot that would stop alcohol from ever getting them drunk again, I suspect it would make things easier for them. They'd never have to worry about relapse again.

    3. Re:Not that sure about it. by StaticEngine · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that I should invest in this vaccine and invest in a meth lab.

    4. Re:Not that sure about it. by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You are confusing addiction with dependency.

      Dependency is where there the individual becomes acclimated to the drug, such that they need it in ever increasing amount to get the same high, and also experience withdrawal if they do not use it - the "craving". It can be physical or psychological or both. IIRC, cocaine users develop a psychological dependency, not a physical one

      Addiction is a psychological state where an activity or substance abuse is habitual, hard to break, has negative impact on yourself and those around you, and affects daily life. It's a mental illness, disease, or spiritual deficiency, depending on who you ask. Often, addiction and dependency coexist, but not necessarily. For instance, one can be addicted to gambling, videogames, or sex, and not have withdrawal symptoms when not doing those activities. Likewise, one can have a chemical dependency without being addicted - anyone who's ever had a headache from giving up caffein is a perfect example of a physical dependence.

      The problem is, people have thrown the term "addiction" around willy nilly - how many times have you heard someone say "addicted to Starbucks" or "my chocolate addiction". But I'm pretty much giving up hope on that front - it's like "hacking" and "brick" here on slashdot.

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    5. Re:Not that sure about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But that doesn't remove the desire to be back on drugs, it just removes your favourite one from the list of possibilities.



      You are absolutely correct. A good friend of mine recently took his brother in after he was released from a live-in rehab center. Things appeared to be going well for a time, but all was not as it seemed. Turns out all the mouthwash, cologne, and anything with even a little bit of alcohol in it was missing--consumed by the wayward brother.

      When questioned about it, he was openly remorseful and revealed that he was hiding the empty bottles out of shame. It's not like he wanted to try and get fucked up from drinking sterno, he simply could not control his impulse.

      In the absence of the preferred drug, almost any other method will due. I think if one were to monitor test groups for this cocaine vaccine they would see a huge rise in use of pharmaceuticals like oxy contin and the like.
    6. Re:Not that sure about it. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Of course, your problem might be that the use of dependence in describing compulsive behaviors related to physiological symptoms is more recent than the use of addiction to describe the same thing. Dependencies are a subclass of addictions.

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    7. Re:Not that sure about it. by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      But that's precisely how it works. If the drug no longer satisfies that need, then the person won't have the impulse/desire to use the drug anymore.

      Let's look at alcoholism as an easier example. Alcoholics drink for the high. But if drinking alcohol no longer got you high; if the effects were the equivalent of drinking water, the alcoholic will likely stop drinking alcohol, unless they like to pay a lot for water and have a desire to pee a lot.


      But it doesn't stop the desire to get high.

    8. Re:Not that sure about it. by dr_d_19 · · Score: 1

      Mom #1: Have you vaccinated little Timmy for the cocaine?
      Mom #2: What? No, of course that, that would be...
      Mom #1: What? Do you WANT him to become a cocaine addict?
      Mom #2: No of course not, but...
      Mom #1: Then you really should. My little Lars* will never try cocaine now...

      Parents will be happy to give this to their kids, ok?

      * I am from Sweden :)

    9. Re:Not that sure about it. by slaingod · · Score: 1

      Next to alcohol and marijuana, cocaine is the most readily available drug. Being addicted to cocaine doesn't necessarily mean you 'have to get high'. It means 'you want/need cocaine'. I know people who only do cocaine after drinking, because drinking reduces their inhibitions. If they don't find coke, they don't go out and try to find meth or heroin, or something else. They just try to find coke, and get pissed when they can't. Doesn't even cross their mind to try to get something else really, and in general anything else is harder to find, if you prefer one over the others. But when a little blow means you stay up an extra 4-6 hours, and drink an extra 6 beers, and generally make life and your job miserable for yourself the next day or so, plenty of people who might not qualify as addicts from a technical sense, might still feel they could benefit.

      Or, think of the children :P
      If this stuff proved effective from keeping a pregnant woman off of coke during pregnancy... sorry couldn't help myself.

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    10. Re:Not that sure about it. by crabpeople · · Score: 1

      "Let's look at alcoholism as an easier example. Alcoholics drink for the high."
      Im pretty sure alcoholics drink more because they dont have the negative effects, such as hangovers. Everyone drinks "for the high" as you put it, why else would one drink if not to alter their perception? I personally never get hangovers, so I drink alot. There is nothing wrong with people who are alcoholics. Its not a disease or a deficit of character. We evolved this way, and ill be damned if ill let your puritan eugenics change who I am as a person. I like who I am. Just because some people treat alcohol as a crutch, cant afford it, or are violent, doesnt mean that all alcoholics are in need of a cure. Thats the persons problem, not the fault of some "disease" that they cant control.

      People are always looking to blame something else for what generally is a lack of self control.

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    11. Re:Not that sure about it. by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      For a fraction of people who are addicted to a drug or alcohol, taking away the ability to use that drug or alcohol will cause them to seek something else out to fulfill the same purpose.

      But for another fraction (and I think this is the larger fraction but that's certainly debateable), taking away the ability to use that drug or alcohol will give them an opportunity to stay clean of all drugs or alcohol, which they will do.

      You can't be addicted to a drug you haven't even tried yet. So when you are clean, you have to decide if you're going to seek out something to become addicted to or not. Some people will choose to do so, but I think most will not.

      The vaccine is a tool to help people who are having a hard time getting over a particular addiction. It allows them to, when they are strong in their convictions, make a decision to quit the addiction, and prevent themselves from, when they are weak and craving the thing they were addicted to, getting high again and starting the addiction all over again. Trust me, this tool will be a very very powerful way to help addicts who *want* to quit, do so.

    12. Re:Not that sure about it. by ukemike · · Score: 1

      From what I understand about drug addiction and attempts to kick the habit, you won't just "lose interest", you'll be going through living hell for quite a while - your body is looking for something you're not giving it, it's going to be pretty mad at you.

      I believe that you misunderstand the mechanism for cocaine addiction. Heroine withdrawl is like you describe. Cocaine is not physically addictive, but it is potently psychologically addictive. You don't go through withdrawal but you probably feel flat and listless due to the absence of all those stimulants.

      Also relapses tend to occur because of renewed or continued association with people who use cocaine exposes the former user to social pressure and temptation. Relapses also occur because most former users still have the underlying psychological issues that led them to 'self medicate' in the first place, in other words, their life is still shitty and they still want an escape.
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    13. Re:Not that sure about it. by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      From what I understand about drug addiction and attempts to kick the habit, you won't just "lose interest", you'll be going through living hell for quite a while - your body is looking for something you're not giving it, it's going to be pretty mad at you


      That's not the idea.

      The idea scenario is, you're a coke addict. You go through 30 days of rehab, you're clean, and want to stay clean. When you get out, you're tempted, but no longer _physiologically_ addicted.

      Say you're at a party, you think to yourself, "I've been good, I deserve this, just this once! Besides, this is a special occasion, it's my birthday/anniversary/sister's wedding/day that ends in y", and you decide to snort a couple lines.

      You snort some, no effect. No relapse.
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    14. Re:Not that sure about it. by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      But I believe the "science" on that is changing (I put science in quotes because calling them quacks would undermine my argument). You are using the term addiction in the older sense, denoting physical dependency. The mental health profession may have hijacked the term, but that doesn't mean they are 2 separate phenomenon with overlapping effects. I think of it as a Venn diagram with 3 circles that overlap a lot: gambling, sex, and gaming wholly in the addiction circle; caffeine in the physical dependence circle, perhaps prescription antidepresants in the psychological dependence circle, cocaine in the overlap between addiction and psychological, alcoholism and heroin in the middle of all three.

      Think of it another way - Bipolar disorder used to be called manic depression, and plain old depression was believed to be the same thing, just with a subdued manic phase. Now we know that they really have little to do with each other, but the NAME still has a great deal of mental pull.

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    15. Re:Not that sure about it. by maxume · · Score: 1

      I guess my point was that expecting 10 or 20 or 30 years of science to take precedence over 60 or 100 years of popular usage is unrealistic. At least with hacker-cracker, the distinction existed prior to the bastardization.

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  34. I honestly can't see any positive use for this by damburger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm deadly serious.

    Used as an involuntary jab to fight the idiotic 'war on drugs' it is a clear violation of civil and cognitive liberty (I'm using that phrase more and more these days, not something I'm happy about). Used as part of a rehab programme, it kills the drug use without addressing the underlying weakness of character that created the addict. They are likely to fuck themselves up in some other way.

    There isn't always, and shouldn't always be, a quick fix.

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    1. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Idiot+with+a+gun · · Score: 1

      One would hope that as a proper rehab program, this would merely be a single tool in their fight against the addict's problem, not the entire toolbox. But, I agree, if used alone without addressing the addictive personality issues, it could be a problem.

    2. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by damburger · · Score: 1

      If you want to assess how realistic its being used as part of a thorough rehab programme is, replace 'rehab' with 'therapy' and 'cocaine' with 'prozac'. GPs will be handing these things out like paracetamol to druggies and hysterical parents alike.

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    3. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by goldspider · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Used as an involuntary jab to fight the idiotic 'war on drugs' it is a clear violation of civil and cognitive liberty

      What the hell are you talking about? How is the availability of a vaccine a violation of anyone's rights?

      Used as part of a rehab programme, it kills the drug use without addressing the underlying weakness of character that created the addict.

      Or it could finally get an addicted person clean, after which he/she has no desire to put him/her self back in that state of dependency.

      I'm no fan of the "War on Drugs", but there is some really dumb hostility towards this development.

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    4. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People make mistakes. For those who naively wanted to be cool/fit in tried it and can't get off it but want to, I think they deserve a second chance. Your wrongly assuming too that character weakness is a static. It's not. You'll find most people are not the same as they were 10 years ago. Some mature, some don't some discover and like different things. Some people with strong characters face external events and they become weak and vice versa.

      Regardless, assuming their not sneaking a back door brain washer or anything else with the vaccine, I prefer time spent on something like this than say making more nukes or other weapons of destruction. You need to fear that more than a silly vaccine.

    5. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't always, and shouldn't always be, a quick fix.

      That's the point. No quick fix from coke acts as a willpower aid.

    6. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by CrashPoint · · Score: 1

      Used as part of a rehab programme, it kills the drug use without addressing the underlying weakness of character that created the addict. They are likely to fuck themselves up in some other way.
      That assumes that the vaccine is used as a complete solution to the addiction problem, which no decent rehab program would do. They could certainly use it as a short-term solution while the core problem is addressed through therapy.
    7. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by kolwrath · · Score: 1

      How was the parent modded +4 insightful? Did the article say anywhere that this would be used and an involuntary inoculation in the war on drugs? did anyone even hint to this idea anywhere whatsoever? No I think not.

      The *only* way I can see this used is as a voluntary rehabilitation option in a government acredited addiction rehab center. It would be presented as ONE option along with a list of other rehabilitation options from which the addict could choose. The subject would probably have to sign one heck of a lengthy release for them to get "the jab".

      There is *no* way that this would become mandatory inoculation. The civil rights groups would go to war over such a thing.

      The Parent is paranoid and should be marked down for spreading paranoid BS.

    8. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Used as part of a rehab programme, it kills the drug use without addressing the underlying weakness of character that created the addict.

      Which is why it would be "part" of the program, as you stated. What do you think other parts might be?

      There isn't always, and shouldn't always be, a quick fix.

      And when a quick fix is available, it shouldn't be used because everyone should have it harder than you, trudging to school in the snow uphill both ways?

    9. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Used as an involuntary jab to fight the idiotic 'war on drugs' it is a clear violation of civil and cognitive liberty

      The very existence of a war on drug users is a clear violation of civil and cognitive liberty. One more violation isn't going to be noticed by anyone.

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    10. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, then it might no longer be true that top software engineers "could probably smoke crack" and still find work. And that would be the greatest tragedy of all.

    11. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Did the article say anywhere that this would be used and an involuntary inoculation in the war on drugs? did anyone even hint to this idea anywhere whatsoever?

      The mere idea of a vaccine elicits thoughts of universal mandatory use. You already have to show proof of vaccinations before you're admitted to any school, what's one more shot?

      The *only* way I can see this used is as a voluntary rehabilitation option in a government acredited addiction rehab center. It would be presented as ONE option along with a list of other rehabilitation options from which the addict could choose. The subject would probably have to sign one heck of a lengthy release for them to get "the jab".

      In a sane world you'd be right. But in a sane world, the right to control what goes in your body would be an unquestioned essential human right. In such a world, the war on drugs would not exist. Yet it does. That proves that there is a large powerful portion of society who cares absolutely nothing for your sovereignty over your own biochemistry. This drug will be rolled out first for voluntary treatment of addicts, but I guarantee you 100% without question that there will be a push for mandatory treatment of at least some section of society. It will probably start with parolees and welfare recipients. Then "voluntary" pre-employment vaccinations. etc., etc.

      There is *no* way that this would become mandatory inoculation. The civil rights groups would go to war over such a thing.

      If civil rights groups cared about biochemical freedom, they'd already be at war. But they don't.

      The Parent is paranoid and should be marked down for spreading paranoid BS.

      It's not paranoia when they really are out to get you. As a drug user, my own government is waging war against me. I expect them to use every weapon at their disposal against me. You are simply naive.

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    12. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by slaingod · · Score: 1

      But when there is a quick fix, shouldn't it at least be offered?

      The issue is that once you suffer from this 'weakness of character' there is very little chance to break the cycle.

      Being forced into rehab, or being sent to jail happens all the time for cocaine. This could similarly be categorized as civil or cognitive impinging of freedoms. Which is worse? I;m not suggesting people be forced to do this. But in general, addicts don't want to keep being addicted, they just have no hope of breaking the cycle.

      Getting diseases through risking behavior, or driving high or stealing in order maintain your habit are real results that affect other people, not just yourself. Say it takes 3 months for your brains reward system to reset itself so you no longer feel the urge to do cocaine. Wouldn't it be nice if you knew you didn't have to be perfect to still be able to reach that goal? I know a lot of people don't quit smoking, because it really is a thing in their minds where they think 'am I really never going to have another cigarrette for the rest of my life?' Some people, might want to make a decision when the influence of the addiction was less demanding, that would give them a greater chance of reaching their ultimate goal, rather than be told, 'sorry, no quick fixes for people with weak character'.

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    13. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Altus · · Score: 1

      The mere idea of a vaccine elicits thoughts of universal mandatory use. You already have to show proof of vaccinations before you're admitted to any school, what's one more shot?

      I believe this is exactly what started this thread. The idea that this vaccine would be mandatory. Ill freely admit that the idea of mandatory anti drug vaccines scare me. That said, there is no reason for this vaccine to be mandatory. With an anti-pathogen vaccine you want the population to be vaccinated so that the pathogen doesn't have any hosts to survive in, but drug use doesn't work that way and there would be no justification for it.

      That said, it doest worry me a bit that kids will be given this without choice or that such things might be used as punitive measures against non violent drug offenders. But I do see some good that could come out of the development of such vaccines so I will save my ire for the first time anyone suggests giving this to someone involuntarily.

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    14. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by crabpeople · · Score: 0

      "How is the availability of a vaccine a violation of anyone's rights?"
      What about a vaccine for homosexuality or ambition? The vaccine presumes that there is something "diseased" about a cocaine user. This is a moralistic value judgment, which makes it a violation of the liberty of men who are free from those particular moral chains.

       

      "it could finally get an addicted person clean, after which he/she has no desire to put him/her self back in that state of dependency."
      The grandparents point is that sure, you would say (if they give you a choice) that you want to get off the drugs and are miserable. This happens when you are comming down and never want to see another rolled up twenty again. What happens the next day, when your physical craving is gone but the mental dependancy is still there? What he was trying to say is that you will find other ways to get some sort of "high". This could simply be because its in your genetic nature.

      When people start talking about medicating "conditions/syndromes" that are only a problem because of a sick political and philosophical war on drugs, then you get people who really truly do believe in freedom coming out against it. No surprise really.

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    15. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by goldspider · · Score: 1

      What about a vaccine for homosexuality or ambition? The vaccine presumes that there is something "diseased" about a cocaine user.

      Addiction is a disease.

      Do you oppose 12-step alcoholism treatment programs and drugs that help smokers quit on the same grounds?

      And this may surprise you, but people make moral judgements about others all the time. That's hardly a violation of their rights. In fact, I'm going to make a moral judgement about you; that I think your opposition to a potential treatment for a debilitating disease makes you ignorant at best. I guess I'll be hearing from your lawyer shortly.

      Twit.

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    16. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      > What about a vaccine for homosexuality or ambition? The vaccine presumes that there is something "diseased"
      > about a cocaine user. This is a moralistic value judgment, which makes it a violation of the liberty of men
      > who are free from those particular moral chains.

      You are going out of your way to see a tool made available to those who voluntarily decide to use it, as something that's going to be forced on people just because of its very existence.

      What if there *were* a vaccine for homosexuality or ambition? Would its very existence be immoral? I don't think so; I don't see how you could even suggest this. It's like saying that guns are implicitly evil, because they *can* be used to violate someone's rights. But guns *are not* implicitly evil. It's all up to how they are used. Same with such vaccines.

      If a gay person wanted to stop being gay and there was a tool available to help him or her do it, what would be immoral about them choosing to use this tool? I am sure from what you have said that you would agree that a person has every right to choose to use whatever tools on themselves that they want to. So where's the problem with such vaccines?

      People should be allowed to use drugs. It is their own choice about what to do with their own body. And similarly, people should be allowed to use anti-drug vaccines, because again, it's their own choice about what to do with their own body.

    17. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      > The grandparents point is that sure, you would say (if they give you a choice) that you want to get off the
      > drugs and are miserable. This happens when you are comming down and never want to see another rolled up
      > twenty again. What happens the next day, when your physical craving is gone but the mental dependancy is
      > still there? What he was trying to say is that you will find other ways to get some sort of "high". This
      > could simply be because its in your genetic nature.

      There are people who want to quit, but find it very difficult because of the nature of addiction. If the drug in question no longer produced the high, then the feelings of compulsion to use the drug would dimish over time and then be gone. For some people, this wouldn't be enough; because of other personality issues or life issues, they would still be seeking out something to get high off of.

      But I think that for alot of addicts, those who really do want to quit their addiction and change their lifestyle to eliminate the use of drugs altogether, such a tool would be immensely helpful. These people *may* feel a desire to seek out other drugs, but that would be a much easier impulse to control than an already established addiction to a specific drug.

    18. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That said, there is no reason for this vaccine to be mandatory. With an anti-pathogen vaccine you want the population to be vaccinated so that the pathogen doesn't have any hosts to survive in, but drug use doesn't work that way and there would be no justification for it.

      As long as there is a demand for a drug it will be imported, purchased, and used. Interdiction just does not work, we can't even keep drugs out of maximum security prisons. Blanket vaccinations of all children would eliminate the demand, and so eliminate trafficking and use of the drug. If you're a drug warrior, this is too good to be true. You don't need any more justification than that.

      Just think about it, if a bill came to vote that would make these vaccines mandatory for children would your representative vote against it? This bill would be a double whammy--vote against it and you're simultaneously soft on crime and bad for children.

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    19. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by houghi · · Score: 1

      Well, if you WANT a quick fix, I can hook you up with some coke, if you like.

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    20. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      You're overemphasizing the effects of addiction and underestimating the effect of habit.

      The high off the drug and the subsequent withdrawal are just a part of the addict's experience. It's also the partying, the danger and intrigue of procurement, the excitement of stealing or selling your body for drugs, and the ability to dawn a mantel of bravery and self-confidence at a whim which chain the addict to their drug of choice, whatever that is. And it isn't so-called junkies whose lives revolve entirely around their addiction - working addicts' (unless their drug is legal and cheap like mine, coffee!) entire lives are often simply a means to the end of getting high.

      And I'm aware that users are pretty particular about what they dose themselves with, but in my mind, someone who couldn't conquer their psychological habits even after being totally cut off from cocaine would probably just switch to amphetamines or something else I'm not trendy enough to know about.

      My concern is this: we (as in Westerners) are becoming a people who are used to quick and easy fixes, from weight loss pills to anti-depressants. Sure, many people will write this off as hollow rhetoric from a person successful by chance seeking to glorify his own ego. But many of these supposed fixes do not address the core issues at stake, and are thus red herrings which we continually chase rather than attacking more difficult but ultimately more useful endeavors. This includes the depressed person who refuses to make positive changes in their life (or, if their life is fine, to work on perceiving it in a better light), the fat person who refuses to eat less and exercise regularly, the bipolar person who does not try to restrain their mania, or just the normal person who wants to get better at a skill but refuses to put the time in.

    21. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Altus · · Score: 1


      Everything you have said here is true, you cant stop drugs at the border, it would be hard for polititions to vote against a bill requiring this vaccine. But their are a few things that might stop this from coming to pass

      For one, if your a drug warrior, this puts you out of a job.

      More importantly, the drug warriors dont get to decide if everyone has to take this vaccine. They can set that policy but ultimately it will be decided in the courts and seeing as how most conservatives (who are currently setting up said courts) are opposed to mandatory HPV vaccinations in kids I think this might end up being a hard sell.

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    22. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Used as part of a rehab programme, it kills the drug use without addressing the underlying weakness of character that created the addict."

      So does religion as used by AA against alcohol. Weak people don't get strong, they switch crutches.

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    23. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      Used as an involuntary jab to fight the idiotic 'war on drugs' it is a clear violation of civil and cognitive liberty

      I basically agree with you, especially on the "cognitive liberty" front. But speaking as somebody who's gone through probably a dozen attempts at quitting smoking in the past 3 or 4 years, relapsing every time, I figure if an ex-addict who just got out of rehab wants this vaccine to prevent relapse, I can't see denying it to them.

      That said, I'd agree to that scenario if and only if we can be confident that they're doing it of their own free will, that is to say, I'd want to see legislation saying that you can't make taking this vaccine a condition of employment, or parole, or being released on bail, or getting custody of your kids, or anything else.

      I wouldn't deny this to an addict who's trying to stay clean, but if and only if they ask for it, loudly, with no coercion by either the carrot or the stick.
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    24. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by slaingod · · Score: 1

      And I think there is a spectrum of people who actually use it for what it does, as a readily-available stimulant, and that these are the ones who I might imagine would benefit from something like this. People who aren't addicted per se, but who engage in binge behavior once or twice a week, who it requires little to no effort to acquire with little risk, and who are just modulating their drunkeness/giving in to lack of inhibitions caused by alcohol.

      Or think of something like Polio. Polio incidence was on the decline due to addressing one of the major contributors to spread, effective cleanliness, reduced crowding, etc. Does that mean we should have forgone an effective tool against its fight, the vaccine?

      I think you are also ignoring the impact of genetics and environmental history in your categorical denunciation of these types of tools. Some people are more genetically predisposed to being heavier, having mental issues like bipolar disodred, or is depressed. Or they were raised in an environment that did not furnish them with the mental tools that allow them to have effective mechanisms to deal with these issues.

      I'm not arguing that the health care/pharma industry at large isn't over promoting these tools in lieu of or in combination with other techniques. I'm sure at first it will be used as intended in the proper setting in a rehab environment. And at least with the vaccine, there isn't the 'money train maintenance' effect of typical drugs that are being developed, so there is less incentive to over-prescribe. Will some people us it as a quick fix? Sure, but that doesn't mean that we shouldn't have this tool, or shouldn't study how to make these kinds of tools, or otherwise lessen the importance of what I consider to be so pretty amazing advances in science and health care.

      What are the core issues that lead people to behave in destructive ways? Besides the existential realities of the world we live in?
      And what are the non-quick fix solutions for this?
      * Church?
      * Better education system?
      * Getting rid of TV?
      * Forced marriages?
      * Preventing child abuse, rape, crime?

      I just think that the 'root causes' are a bigger deal than just having a little discipline... though discipline does help.

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    25. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is slashdot, our war is on optimism.

    26. Re:I honestly can't see any positive use for this by Hatta · · Score: 1

      seeing as how most conservatives (who are currently setting up said courts) are opposed to mandatory HPV vaccinations in kids I think this might end up being a hard sell.

      You misunderstand the situation. The conservatives are not opposed to the HPV vaccine because it's a vaccine. They're opposed to making sex safer, because sex is evil, and if you make it safer kids might do it. This cocaine vaccine is entirely different. In this case, drugs are evil, and if you DON'T give them the vaccine kids are more likely to do it.

      You might have a point about the drug warriors having an economic interest in continuing the drug war and not winning it. But I'm sure they'd find something else to prohibit to keep the machine working.

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  35. The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Animats · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The anti-smoking vaccine, NicVax, is in phase 2B clinical testing, and appears to work. Sort of: "High antibody responders (top 30%) continued to show statistically significant abstinence at nine months: 9-Month continuous abstinence rate: NicVAX=20% (12/61, p=0.0076) vs. Placebo=6% (6/100)" That's not impressive, yet it's better than most anti-smoking programs.

    Nicotine addiction is the toughest one to break. Programs for getting people off cocaine are about 40% successful. Programs for getting people off smoking are about 10-20% successful. Also, addicts tend to "age out" of cocaine and heroin addiction; after age 40, most of them eventually give it up. Not nicotine; people smoke their way to the grave.

    One problem with a vaccine approach is that encourage overdoses, to overcome the antibodies. For nicotine, this is less of a problem, because smoking has a limited intake rate. But for cocaine, it's a real issue.

    It's encouraging, though, that no side effects of this vaccine have been detected so far vs. the placebo.

    The real promise for this vaccine is as a preventative measure. The average age for a new smoker is 13. Only 10% start after age 18. So if this works, a school inoculation program might be the way to prevent smoking.

    1. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Idiot+with+a+gun · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Can you overdose, if the cocaine molecules are bound by anti-bodies? I know in Cocaine, overdose is usually lethal due to massive cardiac arrest. Obviously the anti-body bound Cocaine molecules will not affect the brain, but will it still prove to be dangerous to the heart? And as I've said before, I can see this being used in a clinical setting, to help ensure that once released, a treated addict won't go back to their old habit. I'm sure it's not a panacea (few things are), but I'm sure it'll deffinately improve the chances of an addict breaking their addiction.

    2. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by LWATCDR · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hate smoking as much as anybody but an in school vaccination program for behavior modification?
      Just seems wrong to me. Maybe if my kid starts and wants to stop and is having problems but as a preventative measure?
      I would have to say no to that.

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    3. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by mingot · · Score: 1

      Hrm, it wouldn't stop the kids from smoking at the onset, but if it let them smoke for a few years to be 'cool' and end with them NOT being addicted it could be a good thing.

    4. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I agree, such vaccinations should only be considered in a voluntary sense.

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    5. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by zyzzx0 · · Score: 1

      Interesting point on the overdose issue.
      Another random thought: say you've been vaccinated and are handling a dollar bill that has cocaine residue on it... is your body going to be flooded w/ antibodies? What reaction will your body have to this specific flood of antibodies? Maybe the addict's lymph nodes swell to hell and back, all because of other people's addictions. (yeah... i'm not a doctor by any measure.)

    6. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by ZombieRoboNinja · · Score: 1

      >The real promise for this vaccine is as a preventative measure. The average age for a new smoker is 13. Only 10% start after age 18. So if this works, a school inoculation program might be the way to prevent smoking.

      Huh? Kids don't start smoking to get high. Cigarettes aren't like cocaine where there's an immediate euphoric rush when you smoke them; really they're no more mood-altering than a cup of coffee. Kids start because they think it looks cool or whatever, and often don't even admit they're addicted for years. I'd think a vaccine would actually be COUNTERproductive, because kids would be more likely to think, "What's the harm in smoking a cigarette to impress the cool kids since I'm vaccinated against addiction anyway?"

      I think it'd make more sense as a sort of cap to an anti-smoking patch program or something. Wean yourself off the immediate physical addiction, and then take the vacccine to help prevent a relapse.

    7. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Moleculor · · Score: 1

      Governmentally enforced vaccinations against something the government taxes? While it might happen due to "Family values" campaigning, etc, the amount of tax money gleaned from cigarette sales isn't insignificant. So either someone, somewhere in the government will fight against this due to financial reasons, or we're looking at a source of income for the government drying up.

      Assuming the government is even around in ten years.

    8. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned smoking should be banned, period.

      It's taken 2 grandparents from me and a mother in the future, no doubt.
      In Australia, the government continue to increase taxes on it to give people the incentive to quit, they also enjoy massive income from it.

      This product wipes out millions of people globally annually, while I am one of those weirdo's who believe we have too many people and I completely find people who do it to be quite simply foolish (including friends and family), on the other hand as discussed here, it is a drug, a very very addictive drug. These people silly enough 'just to try it once' have or will wind up in a grave due to it.

      I'd tie my own mother down and give her the shot myself if I could, losing a loved one (now or later) is always painful to endure, knowing life could have been prolonged is just plain frustrating.

    9. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "a school inoculation program might be the way to prevent smoking."

      And my response would have been, fuck you and the needle you are holding biatch!

      There's no way someone is forcing a substance upon me, because they don't want me to "maybe" get addicted if I "maybe" try smoking. You thought Columbine was bad? Try treating kids like lab rats in this way and you'll be counting craters across the US as one after another goes up in a big BOOM.

      I have a better idea, since you anti-smoking nazis seem to be so good at legislating your will onto others, why don't you just get some harsher laws passed to actually prevent cigarettes from falling into the hands of kids in the first place.

    10. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Hatta · · Score: 1

      As a very occasional smoker (less than once a year, maybe 6 times total in my life) I can assure you that there is an immediate euphoric rush. It's just that tolerance builds very rapidly. Last time I smoked tobacco was cigar at a bar in windsor a few new years eves ago. My god, it was almost like LSD. I was certainly higher than I've ever been from smoking pot.

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    11. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Hatta · · Score: 1

      These people silly enough 'just to try it once' have or will wind up in a grave due to it.

      That's not true. I've smoked tobacco on a handful of occasions. The last time was over 2 years ago. I have no plans to do so again.

      Sensationalist lies like that do more harm than good.

      I'd tie my own mother down and give her the shot myself if I could, losing a loved one (now or later) is always painful to endure, knowing life could have been prolonged is just plain frustrating.

      How selfish of you.

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    12. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by TheOriginalRevdoc · · Score: 1

      "So if this works, a school inoculation program might be the way to prevent smoking."

      Only if the vaccine also makes smoking less cool.

    13. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Bryan+Ischo · · Score: 1

      > Nicotine addiction is the toughest one to break. Programs for getting people off cocaine are about 40%
      > successful. Programs for getting people off smoking are about 10-20% successful. Also, addicts tend to "age
      > out" of cocaine and heroin addiction; after age 40, most of them eventually give it up. Not nicotine; people
      > smoke their way to the grave.

      You are making it sound like nicotine addiction is somehow much stronger than any other drug. I disagree completely (never having been addicted to nicotine or any drug, I can't speak from personal experience, but I have a hard time believing that one drug in particular, like nicotine, is so much more addictive than other drugs, especially those that have a much more profound effect on the brain like cocaine or heroin).

      I think the reason that people are so much more likely to stay addicted to nicotine is that it is so much more socially acceptable, and also so much less likely to be an immediate 'problem' in your life. It has long term effects (for some people, not for everybody). But something like heroin addiction has an immediate effect - it causes you to be basically completely incapacitated as a person. It changes your lifestyle profoundly. It sucks away all of your money and time (from what I have read).

      If you are addicted to nicotine, what forces do you have trying to get you off of it? Some family and friends occasionally urging you to quit, and maybe your own feeling that you should quit "sometime". And what negative impact is it having on your life? It's an expense, but it's probably not making you poor or driving you to a life of crime to support your smoking habit. Maybe it annoys other people but it doesn't prevent you from having a normal social life. Smoking, aside from its long-term effect on your health, is nearly completely innocuous.

      Compare to a serious drug addiction. All of your friends and family (who are not addicts themselves!) will probably be desperately trying to get you to quit, *all the time*. The consequences of drug addiction are so severe that you will be actively working as hard as you can to hide your use of drugs from anyone who cares about you. And the effect on your life of using the drug will be profound. Your life on the drug and off the drug will be *totally* different. If you're addicted to heroin, it's my understanding that you will care about little else in your life except for getting more heroin.

      So is it very surprising that with all of the forces trying to push one away from drug addiction, as well as the serious ramifications that it has on one's life, that more people quit it than quit smoking?

    14. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by Kismet · · Score: 1

      Well, either we need to ban smoking, or we need to legalize other substances. My reasoning follows.

      If nicotine is as addictive as heroin and has few medical benefits, then it is a prime candidate for what is termed "substance abuse." No one disagrees, not even smokers.

      Smoking is bad for people and quickly gets out of hand, so it should be illegal. A similar philosophy is behind all illegal substances, is it not? Control the substance so that it can't control the people. We need a big brother to look out for us and to keep us from hurting ourselves. We apply this philosophy religiously when it comes to "illegal" drugs, few of which are as addictive as nicotine, although some have more dramatic immediate effects. Somehow we make exceptions for tobacco and alcohol: a lot of people can get them legally.

      Ok, all of this is obvious logic that others have beaten to death. In order to be completely consistent human beings, able to live with ourselves, etc., we can't ban some bad things and allow others based on who-knows-what arbitrary reason (logistics? Economy?). It makes no moral sense and isn't very fair.

      So we should ban tobacco and alcohol and maybe caffeine too.

      Of course, we already know the nature of these substances. They produce their own economies and will not be hindered, and so then must be "fought." Hence a "war" on drugs. We will expand the current logistically insane war on drugs thousands of times in order to satisfy our philosophical rectitude and eliminate substances that people can wrongly use to hurt themselves and others.

      Fine. But, then we might get an inkling that other things are bad for us and must also be controlled. You can be assured that a few special interests will be carefully guiding this inkling. "Dangerous" herbalists won't be allowed to practice their craft, only pharmacies will be able to provide their healing synthetics at a nominal fee. Herb and vegetable gardens will become regulated; these provisions will need to be bought from the grocer (an outlet for the meat, dairy, and produce monopolies). You will need a permit to grow things.

      Then we'll make war on the natural plants of the earth, attempting to eliminate those which cause us harm when cultivated by evildoers.

      In the mean time, subversive regimes will pop up all around the world, with the purpose of serving the lucrative Forbidden Economy. Be assured that justice won't reign supreme in systems such as these.

      All this will come to pass for the righteous cause of making people behave themselves. Actually, the things I am describing are merely amplifications of the problems that already exist because of our presumption in controlling individual behavior as a federal responsibility.

      You can tell that I'm not in favor of all this, but I don't agree with drugs. I promise. Nobody should smoke or drink, much less abuse cocaine or heroin. It's a morally reprehensible behavior that no human has a government-protected right to.

      Actually, I'd like to see a government made by people who have faith in themselves as individuals. People who believe that, when taught correct principles in families and communities, individuals behave themselves quite nicely without government intervention. Let them make local anti-drug laws according to their community consciences, if they wish, and give them power and rights to enforce them. Let the laws of the land be heavy against those crimes committed by those who act under the influence of vicious substances. But never allow the federal government to curb behaviors that may lead to vice. That is a ruinous and slippery slope that will throw humanity on the trash heap faster than any drug will.

      A group of British colonists tried the liberty experiment once, but the experiment failed on the day that children were marched under militia escort to a "public" school (against the wishes of their own parents). Today's parents don't see the gun that is held to their heads, but it is still present in the word "compulsory." And

    15. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      You're mis-reading my comment, people silly enough to 'just try it once' who happen to be weak and maybe try it 2 or 3 times, etc - obviously I'm implying enough to be addicted.

      As for your other comment, if protecting my mother from herself is selfish, well frankly - fuck you.

    16. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by dbIII · · Score: 1
      I really do not think that using a technical solution to solve a social problem is the right idea here so I disagree about vaccinating school children for nicotine. Solving a medical problem (eg. as part of breaking a persons addiction) is a different story.

      We need social solutions to solve social attitude problems - just as a major PR effort convinced women that smoking was cool and nearly doubled the number of smokers there are plenty of efforts to convince people that smoking is not cool. Until recently my workplace was smoke free simply because most of the employees were university graduates and so less likely to smoke than the rest of the population (perhaps the restrictions on smoking on campuses had more effect than the education) and all lot of the rest were from the oil industry and used to working at places where smoking or even a lit match kills rapidly.

    17. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Oh really? Did you react that way to the other vaccines you were required to get to go to school? Odd, I haven't noticed any new craters...

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    18. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'd rather have a few more kids smoke for a couple years to be cool and then be able to quit at any moment once they're over it than the current situation. How many people would continue to smoke past the peer-pressure stage (except maybe at the occasional party, etc) if they weren't at all addicted to it?

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    19. Re:The nicotine vaccine is the hard one by octopus72 · · Score: 1

      After taking the vaccine the body could easily develop allergic reaction after intake of a massive amount drug, so that alone might kill a person (especially if it's overdose).

  36. Undercover Cops by loadtheclip · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this may be of help for undercover police officers who must demonstrate their "willingness" to smoke/snort the stuff in order to keep his cover. Good stuff!

    1. Re:Undercover Cops by Falladir · · Score: 1

      That might make sense for other drugs, like strong dissociatives or hallucinogens, or even alcohol. Cocaine, on the other hand, doesn't really impair you or make you disoriented. Anyway, it would suck to have to try to fake the effects of cocaine (although not as much as it would suck to have to fake the effects of, say, ether, or something...)

    2. Re:Undercover Cops by AbuBamsry · · Score: 1

      Very good point.

    3. Re:Undercover Cops by DriveDog · · Score: 1

      Or conversely, I can imagine peons in the trafficking pipeline being required to have a vaccine to prevent pilferage en route.

  37. This seems useless to me. by Puls4r · · Score: 1

    What exactly is making people immune to certain drugs going to accomplish? New drugs are being created for this purpose (to get high) on a regular basis. Immunizing against one will simply lead to a rise in another, and the drug companies will always be 5 steps behind.

    This vaccine seems like a way for the drug companies to increase profits - imagine what will happen if it's proven safe and then mandated by the U.S. or State governments. Guess who ends up paying for these wonder-drugs that are going to be ineffective? So our tax dollars will be used to pay for more and more vaccines while more and more are developed to comment new drugs that come out, ad infinitum.

  38. So... by quickpick · · Score: 1

    Do you shoot it, snort it, or take it as a suppository?

    1. Re:So... by techpawn · · Score: 1

      Do you shoot it, snort it, or take it as a suppository?
      Suppository... But they're cherry flavored so it won't be so bad...
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  39. Insurance... by DCBoland · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long it'd be before we start seeing insurance companies offering discounts to people who've had such vaccines (especially the Nicotine one). Already in the UK there's lots of talk of refusing NHS treatment to smokers/overweight people, its easy to imagine the NHS refusing treatment to anybody who hasn't taken these vaccines...

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  40. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Black-Man · · Score: 1

    "Safer" stimulant? The way it rots your septum and its highly addictive nature... only a cocaine dealer would say such a thing.

  41. What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they start working on a a vaccine for alcohol I may have to preemptively murder them.

  42. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by MozeeToby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I definately agree with you that trying to outlaw a drug just leads to the development and adoption of new ones, but I don't think that means this is useless. If this was given only to cocaine addicts who wanted (for themselves) to get clean but can't because they are addicted it could be highly effective. If given to every kid before he enters college, pretty much worthless and even arguably dangerous.

  43. What we need... by easyTree · · Score: 1


    Is a wonder-drug that will give people some will power.
    </irony>

    This is equivalent to having your stomach stapled because you can't/won't stop eating. Both seek to intervene medically to perform as task best performed as an expression of personal will.

    1. Re:What we need... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      With what we know about the brain and chemicals, it will be possible to do just that: Give someone more willpower. In the literal sense.

      A Chemical changes in the brain literally can change who you are. Where as stapling the stomach does not.

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  44. I'm no neuropharmacologist but... by Jonesy69 · · Score: 1

    I would be willing to bet that this does not work past the blood brain barrier. (ok, I RTFA, it does not)

    In other words the "vaccine" attacks the active metabolites in the *bloodstream* preventing them from being digested further then binding to specific neurotransmitter sites.

    This is not a vaccine at all. I do not recall who said it but "Neurons that fire together wire together", which is for the most part true. There is absolutely no way that a single "vaccine" can undo the years of networking that ones neurons have done to bestow an addictive personality. A vaccine would be something that trains the brain (as in SSRI, SNRI, or other antidepressant treatment) to promote neurogenesis to accomodate the increases in seretonin, norepheperine (sp?), dopamine, etc in the synapse.

    This is a novel way to digest drugs, nothing else IMO.

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  45. Cholera?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    CHOLERA?!!?
    Isn't this pretty much the storyline to "I Am Legend"?!?!

    1. Re:Cholera?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ASTEROIDS?!?!? Isn't that pretty much the storyline to "Deep Impact"

  46. Mithridatization? by Cyberax · · Score: 1

    It reminds me about mithridization (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mithridatism) - vaccinating against poisons (such as snake venom). It's effective, but it requires constant administration of vaccines to keep antibody levels high enough to neutralize several hundred milligrams of poison.

  47. For unusual values of "we" by Nursie · · Score: 1

    I'll agree with that. I personally have no intention of doing so.

  48. cocaine is highly addictive by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    alcohol is moderately addictive

    marijuana is also moderately addictive

    nicotine is highly addictive, but it's not incapacitating

    here, some help for you

    you have to be in the upper right quadrant to be illegal: the special evil cocktail of high addiction, high incapacitation

    everything else should be legal (lsd: highly incapacitating, but not addictive: legal, nicotine: highly addictive, but not incapacitating, legal)

    only meth, cocaine, and the opiates carry the double whammy of viral addictiveness and heavy incapacitation

    such that even though all the lessons of prohibition apply to these 3 drugs too, the negative effects of the actual drugs themselves are still worse than all of the lessons of prohibition

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    1. Re:cocaine is highly addictive by doti · · Score: 1

      Are you talking about physical addiction?
      I'm completely making up the figures, but it goes more or less like this:
      - alcohol is addictive to 30% of people
      - cocaine to 70%
      - nicotine to 90%
      But marijuana is not physically additive at all.
      There is not one single case of physical addiction to marijuana, period.

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  49. Chantix Works Fine (i have firsthand experience!) by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's no need for this. Not when a whole *class* of new drugs are coming out around nicotine anyway.

    Chantix got me off of ten years of smoking in two months, experientially, not just for while i was on it, but apparently *reversed* the entire psychological and physical process from those years.

    Every other time i tried to quit i'd have to avoid bars and lounges so i didn't come in contact with ANY smoke at all. After chantix therapy, I don't have to avoid anything, *i just don't want to smoke*.

    I'll leave it to you (i'm already aware) of exactly why chantix has such a powerful effect. Given, i would never never never.. ...never never never take a "vaccine" that has a life long effect for anything other then a pathogen or bent protein. For a basic neurotransmitter mimic? youve GOT to be kidding me, scares the shit out of me. End of story

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  50. God I could go for a nicotine vaccine by tjstork · · Score: 1

    I started smoking when I was old enough to know better, and quitting is absolutely brutal.

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    1. Re:God I could go for a nicotine vaccine by russotto · · Score: 1

      A vaccine against nicotine would not eliminate your cravings for nicotine. Rather, it would prevent nicotine from doing so either. It wouldn't make quitting less brutal, it would make the brutality inescapable.

    2. Re:God I could go for a nicotine vaccine by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world to do. People make one fundamental mistake when they try to quit.

      They think they are addicted to cigarettes and Nicotine. They are not. They are addicted to the physical action of smoking and the mental pleasure that comes with making the motion. Holding the cig between your fingers, the slight wheezy sound they make when you take a drag off them, the way it feels when you exhale (especially if it's cold out)

      Quiting is easy. Just realize that you aren't addicted to the cigs. You are addicted to the action of smoking, not to any chemicals therein. Trust me.

    3. Re:God I could go for a nicotine vaccine by rush22 · · Score: 1

      Completely false, but if you need to fool yourself with that to quit I'm not going to stop you.

    4. Re:God I could go for a nicotine vaccine by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Actually, I didn't need to. I used to smoke a pack and a half a day back when I was a mechanic. One day two winters ago, I suddenly realized that I was addicted to the action, not the cigs. I realized this when it suddenly hit me that I never got "the urge" for a cig...ever. Not once. I sometimes wanted one, sure...but I never felt like I NEEDED one. So, continuing this thinking, I decided to see what would happen if I stopped smoking ciggs.

      Guess what. In the two years since, I haven't had nor wanted a single one... and I didn't even WANT to quit (at least not at the time...I'm glad now that this happend, however)

      It's the truth. Come to the realization that it's the action and you will see. In fact, if you want to test it out, buy some shredded Damiana root, some empty filter tubes, and a tube filler. The whole thing will cost you 20 dollars. See if it satisfies your "need" for a cig when you smoke one.

      If it does, there is your proof.

  51. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hendrix perm

  52. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Falladir · · Score: 1

    Isn't it kind of telling that the primary detrimental effect is physical rather than chemical?

  53. no, i didn't by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_addiction

    x & y: addiction potential and incapacitation potential

    lsd: highly incapacitating, barely addictive: legal

    nicotine: highly addictive, barely incapacitating: legal

    marijuana, alcohol: moderately incapacitating, moderately addictive: legal

    only meth, coke, and the opiates carry the double whammy of viral addictiveness and incapacitation

    such that even though the lessons of prohibition apply to all drugs, only these 3 drugs with the special double combo have real world effects worse than the negative effects of prohibition, and only those 3 therefore should remain illegal

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    1. Re:no, i didn't by Nursie · · Score: 1

      I know it's popular to class meth as "teh most addictive thing evAR!" but I've not seen much in the way of studies or evidence in that direction. Any links?

      (especially seeing as the wiki link you provided puts amphetamine and cannibis addiction a little way below that of alcohol and barely above LSD... your claims and your posted addiction scale aren't really supported by your link.)

  54. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Safer within context. Btw, "only a cocaine dealer would say such a thing" is an ad hominem attack. Thanks for playing.

  55. Next step: by no-body · · Score: 1

    - identify coke users
    - apply vaccine forcibly

    They are criminals - aren't they?

    Won't fly though because many high wheelers use it as well and they will pull strings.

    So - who will be caught in this?

    And what else on immune-system-changing - or DNS - agents will be in that cocktail?

    What a great way to get rid of "scum"... ... something good old George did not imagine when he wrote the book.

    1. Re:Next step: by acb · · Score: 1

      I think the use case is to have it administered to all school-aged children so that they do not become addicted to cocaine. This would effectively render cocaine worthless in a generation, driving the cocaine cartels out of business. In theory.

      Yes, compulsory administration of a drug that forever blocks off the experience of a cocaine high is a violation of cognitive liberty, but on the other hand, nobody (in theory) has the right to a cocaine high, so no rights are violated.

  56. Stay Away! It's a trap! by jaaron · · Score: 1

    It's exactly these sorts of vaccinations which mutate and go horribly wrong, leaving the surviving population nothing but roaming, ravenous zombies, avoiding sunlight and eating the few unaffected survivors. I know what I'm talking about. Stay away from this! When you're stuck in an abandoned shack and the zombies are beating down the door about to eat you, don't say I didn't warn you!

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  57. Good and Bad by rhenestofel · · Score: 1

    As someone who smokes and has been trying to give it up for years... I am all for the Idea of a vaccine for nicotine, but as I said "the Idea" of a vaccine is interesting but the actual application of such a drug would be terrifying to me. What else are the going to try to inoculate me against? On the note of the cocaine vaccine, I do party but don't mess with anything harsh (generally alcohol, specifically Jagermeister) but I do hang around alot of people who "PARTY" and I have already spoken to a couple of them since first reading this, their responses were the same... they would switch to something else if they couldn't do their "party-favor of choice" Where is this going to lead, they will keep coming out with vaccines and people will keep going to the next level to get their fix, eventually leading to messing with VERY dangerous drugs... Just my opinion: Stop this before it gets out of hand, people MUST learn how to cope again without drugs and parents are responsible for more than you may think.

  58. I don't mean to imply anything negative by zappepcs · · Score: 0, Redundant

    but are you high?

    Remember not that long ago, CHANTIX was the brave new way to kick the smoking habit... until about 30% of the users of this wonder drug started reporting psychotic episodes, and other vaguely torturous symptoms.

    That someone found a way to attack the high from cocaine is interesting in the same way that it was interesting when they found they could subdue uncontrollable patients with EST or frontal lobotomy surgery. When it is proven safer than taking aspirin or perhaps eating ice cream, then we can start thinking about it's future uses.

    The fact that CHANTIX causes psychotic episodes in so many people means literally that we do not yet understand how the chemical soup in our brains really works. Given a chance, I'd veto the use of this method until it is shown to be safer than eating at McDonald's.

    Trust me when I say the pains of withdraw symptoms of nicotine are FAR better than psychotic episodes and not knowing if you are dreaming or awake. The ONLY reason for inventing a vaccine against cocaine is social control or making billions off of the government for their use of it on convicted cocaine users. The latter is the better option as it will provide a continuing revenue stream for the company that successfully patents the vaccine.

    Yes, that is what I said. There is no noble intent here. This is yet another big pharma plan to make billions off of the government and people who can ill afford it. Like others have said, what else will it affect? There are tons of related chemicals in life that we really want to keep around that look a lot like cocaine inside the brain. You know that guy on the street corner still wearing his anti-agent orange shirt? Do you want to be him in 30 years?

    1. Re:I don't mean to imply anything negative by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 1

      No, i am a complete Non Smoker (which makes me feel kinda high - on life - sometimes, yeah!) And there is one reason why.

      People who have a problem with Chantix can stop taking it. Just like people who get bad hangovers can stop drinking alcohol. There is NO REASON TO SCARE PEOPLE AWAY from such a potentially life changing and positive experience.

      Question. Do you smoke?

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    2. Re:I don't mean to imply anything negative by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I take it then that you volunteer to be a test dummy for big pharma?

      Yes there is a reason to scare them away. What you think takes only a day to get over is still affecting me after 4 months of NOT taking Chantix. The man who died in Dallas, can't just stop taking it.

      I'm also guessing that you are thankful to your god that your mom did not take http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thalidomide thalidomide to calm her morning sickness.

      Perhaps you can help straighten out this 'misguided' blog http://www.vaccinetruth.org/

      And that doesn't even cover the tip of the iceburg of bad medicines and food additives that we have 'trusted' our governments or big chemical companies to give us as an alternative to some 'more evil' thing. What kind of sweetener is in your (soft)drinks?

      There is NO benign noble ideals behind big pharma. They are in business to make money, NOT well patients.

    3. Re:I don't mean to imply anything negative by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 1

      No no, i agree with your points. What I am very concerned about, however, is that certain people will be turned away from a VERY effective treatment because of blanket paranoia. In case you missed my first post above, i've tried Chantix, and it did everything it said to with minimal side effects, and nothing scary at all. It was, simply, a miracle. People that can take a statement like i just made and not be a little excited are, at the least, odd to me.

      In this case they have found something that (for me anyway) absoultely positively with no consequence or effect worked perfectly! So put that in your paranoia pipe and smoke it :)

      cheers anyway, for the small successes, right?

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    4. Re:I don't mean to imply anything negative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you can help straighten out this 'misguided' blog http://www.vaccinetruth.org/

      How on earth could you put scare quotes around the word misguided? That word doesn't even begin to cover it.

      Don't believe everything you read on the Internet. You seem to have understood that it's not always wise to trust what a large organization tells you, although you're going a bit overboard with it. ('Big Pharma' is not the same thing as 'evil'.)

      Now you need to understand that private individuals with good intentions can be wrong, wrong, wrong. This is such a case. Claims such as the alleged link between vaccination and autism have been disproven thoroughly countless times. (www.quackwatch.org likely has an article or two about this topic.) Anti-vax websites still exist because the people running them tend to be utterly ignorant or, in some cases, active liars who don't care about the truth because they have other agendas to push.

      Vaccination has been one of the greatest medical advances of all time; diseases which once killed millions have been eradicated, while others have been controlled to the extent that cases are quite rare.

      There is NO benign noble ideals behind big pharma. They are in business to make money, NOT well patients.

      Who said there have to be benign noble ideals? Idealism never cured a disease.

      There's no idealism behind the companies which make most of our food, either. I dunno about you, but I like eating, and I like the fact that food is inexpensive and high quality because of how efficient modern farming megacorporations are.

      I also really like that there are big companies researching new drugs. If you aren't aware, finding new drugs is a very capital-intensive endeavour; for better or for worse, it's essentially a brute-force search in which thousands upon thousands of chemicals are tested and evaluated. It's not cheap to synthesize so many arbitrary compounds, nor is it cheap to design tests to identify which ones have some efficacy against a particular disease. And then once you've identified which ones might work out as a drug, the real fun starts -- you have to find out if it works 'in vitro' without harmful side effects, and you can't experiment on humans until you've really done your homework (in the form of extensive animal testing). (And even then you will get some disasters once a new drug moves to human clinical trials. We don't know how to completely avoid the disasters.)

      This stuff doesn't get done if there isn't a big pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. It's expensive, takes a very long time, etc.

      If you've bought completely into the idea that no company would ever make a cure because that would eliminate its customers, you might want to consider the possible effects of competition. Company A might be making a 'maintenance' drug for Disease X, but if Company B wants to muscle into the market for drugs to treat X, a cure would really do the trick, now wouldn't it?

      As in many other fields, competition, a free market, and profits can in fact combine to advance the public good. We do need to be on guard against things like collusion (wouldn't want company A in my example to pay B to keep its cure for X off the market). However, this is no different from any other sector of a capitalist economy. Collusion is a big violation of the conditions considered to establish a 'free market' by economists, and is always a danger in any industry where there are relatively few players, which is why we have laws against it.

  59. hmmm by kitsunewarlock · · Score: 1

    Wonder what the effects of this on ADD medication will be...

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  60. you don't have the freedom to drive 120 mph by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    because you are risking other people's lives as well as your own

    likewise, you don't have the right to risk turning yourself into a zombie addict that society must provide food and housing for

    freedom is a concept that is constantly in tension with other people's freedoms

    for exmaple: your freedom to smoke tobacco. well, what baout my freedom not to have to inhale smoky air?

    if you can articulate a concept of freedom and drug use that does not imply that you are decreasing the freedoms of those around you, you have a valid argument

    but if you leave the freedom of nonaddicts, who are forced to care for addicts, out of your formulation on a discussion of freedom, you have an invalid grasp on the philosophy of natural inherent freedom

    in other words, my argument, in forcing people off cocaine, is actually more in line with a solid understanding of people's inherent freedoms, than your pov is

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    1. Re:you don't have the freedom to drive 120 mph by Procrasti · · Score: 1

      For one, when you drive, you take on a duty of care and responsibility to other drivers.

      The default state of an adult human is having no duties and no responsibilities. If you take on duties and responsibilities through your life, then you must live up to them, and failing to live up to them may be punished. Driving is a duty, you must be sober and obey the rules of the road.

      As an adult, you also must not harm others, because you take away their freedom. Smoking in a restaurant harms someone else's right not to breath in your smoke. When you harm others, you may also be punished.

      You do not have a duty to provide food or housing or other such niceties for yourself, and society may provide you with these if you need them, but such POSITIVE rights (as opposed to the negative rights, like free speech, which take nothing from others) still do not create a DUTY on the recipient. The providers of the POSITIVE rights may demand certain conditions be met in order to receive those rights (such as seeking work or not being an alcoholic), but they cannot be apriori demanded from you.

      Example, Pot makes you a lazy couch potato who won't be bothered working, therefore it is right that it be illegal. Just like pot, many coke and heroin users are far more successful than you.

      So, being addicted or, in general, being a total fuckup failure of a loser, takes NOTHING away from anyone, even when society decides it will help you.

  61. Interesting by axehind · · Score: 2, Interesting

    This is interesting. Though it's not going to stop drug addicts. If you have ever talked to any addict, in the beginning they might of had a preference for the drug they used but in the end, they dont care what type it is. As long as they get high from it....

  62. sure, no problem by circletimessquare · · Score: 1
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  63. Addictions are misunderstood. by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

    It's very difficult to understand the nature of addiction even if you are addicted.

    With nicotine it's the curiosity, stupidity or thousand different things that make people start smoking. First couple of cigarettes actually give you high by stimulating acetylcholine receptors. Then dependency gradually develops and it's too late to make conscious choice to quit smoking.

    This vaccine doesn't modify behaviour. If given before the first contact with nicotine it will cause the "nicotine high" to never apear and consequently will prevent the dependency from developing.

    Remember, it's much easier, and cheaper to prevent the addiction from developing, that to cure it afterwards. And time and again it's been proven, that PR campaigns like "just say no" simply don't work. Our kids will try cigarettes, alcohol, drugs, no matter how hard we try. What better gift to give them, than the real freedom of choice, by making sure that they will never get hooked up?

    Robert

    (father, addicted from nicotine (active), alcohol (sober), GABA agonists (sober))

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    1. Re:Addictions are misunderstood. by elsJake · · Score: 0, Troll

      They should've given you a vaccine to prevent you from ever enjoying fatherhood , after all it could drive you to suicide if one of your children ever died and it's also way more expensive to care for children than to neuter you . Not a father , voluntarily consuming o nicotine, alcohol.

    2. Re:Addictions are misunderstood. by Gadzinka · · Score: 1

      Not a father, voluntarily consuming o nicotine, alcohol. It's realy hard to understand what you mean by that. Would you elaborate?

      I know, it's hard to believe, if you don't already accept this, but addicts don't consume the substances they are addicted to voluntarily. That's the nature of addiction.

      And, I think you might have trouble parsing English: sober addict means a person dependant on a substance that consciously, actively doesn't use. So "addicted to alcohol (sober), GABA (sober)" means that I consume neither alcohol, nor GABA agonists, voluntarily or not.

      As for the rest of your message: why are you so full of anger and hate? Does this topic trouble you so much?

      Robert
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    3. Re:Addictions are misunderstood. by octopus72 · · Score: 1

      It's very much irrelevant whether it's voluntary or not. It's still possible that someone voluntarily takes drugs on a frequent basis ( most drug addicts are, in fact, moderate with what they consume, and hold control over it), regardless of how he would manage without them. We can't know if he's a true addict until he tries to stop. So by your meaning, addiction comes very late in the process and only in a few individuals that loose completely control.

      That "unvoluntary" presentation is mostly useful to scare parents and kids in anti-drug campaigns.

    4. Re:Addictions are misunderstood. by elsJake · · Score: 1

      It's realy hard to understand what you mean by that. Would you elaborate? Doesn't really matter that much , just saying i ingest alcohol/smoke because i so well please.

      I know, it's hard to believe, if you don't already accept this, but addicts don't consume the substances they are addicted to voluntarily. That's the nature of addiction.
      While that might be true for some i couldn't have been addicted before i started drinking/smoking. I know i want to continue doing that just the same as i wanted to start doing these things then , hence my by comparison my judgment is the same as when i was "not addicted" (by your standards).

      And, I think you might have trouble parsing English: sober addict means a person dependant on a substance that consciously, actively doesn't use. So "addicted to alcohol (sober), GABA (sober)" means that I consume neither alcohol, nor GABA agonists, voluntarily or not.
      That i understood , and i used the same "sintax" to say i currently drink alcohol and smoke (in greater or smaller quantities )

      As for the rest of your message: why are you so full of anger and hate? Does this topic trouble you so much?

      Robert Anger and hate? Oh that , I'm just tired of people blaming their problems on substances , and also tired of people telling other people what's right or wrong . That's all , don't get too worked out by it , nothing personal. Cheers! (not the best greeting i guess )
  64. Suboxone by lansirill · · Score: 3, Informative

    This sounds similar in use, I have absolutely no clue about the pharmacology involved, to Suboxone http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suboxone and antabuse http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antabuse. This is fairly second hand knowledge, my fiancee is a drug and alcohol counselor, but I thought I'd share.

    1. Re:Suboxone by painehope · · Score: 1

      I can tell you first hand - Suboxone is a joke. The naloxone in it makes me sick as shit (until I fix, and then it goes away), and the buprenorphine in it does nothing for the cravings. Yes, I understand that some people benefit - mostly people with prescription painkiller addictions. People that could kick on their own w/out any serious problems. I've never seen it work on an actual heroin/morphine/etc. addict.
      The only way to kick is, well, to kick. It helps if you reduce your usage or take a mild opiate (like hydrocodone) to reduce your cravings prior to going cold turkey.
      Though it is similar to Antabuse.

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  65. Fair enough by Nursie · · Score: 1

    I ought to do my own research I guess.

    Interesting/Amusing/Scary that the first hit is a site run by Narconon...

  66. Haha by Cr4wford · · Score: 1

    Man my nose hurts

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  67. Do not over dramatize the issue... by LordZardoz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I expected some responses to this topic to be against the notion of the vaccine on the basis of 'OMG Next they come for anything else that is fun'. But the number of those responses surprises me.

    Now, I am sure there are many people on this site who (gasp!) smoke marijuanna. And I am sure there are people here who like to cap their weekends here with hookers and blow. And I am sure they also have such many wonderful stories as "I put a half kilo up my nose every week and I am a fully productive member of society". To all of those people, I say the following:

    Get a clue.

    For one, I highly doubt westernized society would be quick to start to inflict any form of medical procedure on someone who does not wish it. We let plenty of idiots choose not to vaccinate their children against measles and the like. I am sure plenty of nutjobs out there would like to see an anti-cocaine vaccine be made manditory, but I do not think it will happen.

    For another, I am also sure there are plenty of people who would like to end their addictions, but find themsleves unable to. I do not think that there are many people out there who would wake up one day and say "Wow, I really wish I was still addicted to cocaine."

    I agree, however, that there is danger in this vaccine in that it can also affect a lot of anesthetic's used for medical purposes. That danger should be very carefully looked into.

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    1. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by pembo13 · · Score: 1

      Please read your post when you're nolonger high.

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    2. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by Procrasti · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt westernized society would be quick to start to inflict any form of medical procedure on someone who does not wish it
      As cocaine is illegal, it is quite likely that courts will soon force this on people that are caught with it against their will.

      But now that cocaine abuse can be fixed with this, why should it remain illegal?

    3. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

      To answer your first question, I would say it is the same reasoning as to why chemical castration of sex offenders is not done unless the offender consents to it. My information may be incorrect though, so if anyone wishes to correct me on that, go for it.

      As to the second question, I think you do have a point there. Not being a drug user myself, I do not really have a relevant opinion on these matters. I do concede right now that the way in which any given substance is deemed illegal is not exactly rational in most cases. However, if we were to assume that any given drug were only to be made illegal for recreational use for entirely rational and well thought out reasons, I do not see why an 'instant cure' for an addiction to that drug would necessarily be enough to push a drug from being legal to being illegal.

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    4. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by avandesande · · Score: 1

      I agree, however, that there is danger in this vaccine in that it can also affect a lot of anesthetic's used for medical purposes.

      Not really, cocaine is unique in that it is an ester and easily metabolized by the bodies Esterase enzymes. This is why it was a good candidate for the vaccine.

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    5. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by mapsjanhere · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you don't have any school-age kids, otherwise you wouldn't spout that nonsense. You have to provide full immunization records to get your kids enrolled, and they keep adding new ones every year. They eliminated religious exemptions, and are using the courts to enforce it with contempt citations. And that all mostly on your local level. Adding an "anti-addiction" vaccine to the required cycle takes one school board meeting. You should really check the power school boards have next time you toss that flyer for the off-year election.

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    6. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by goldspider · · Score: 1

      it is quite likely that courts will soon force this on people that are caught with it against their will.

      And until that happens, your post is groundless speculation that adds little value to a frank discussion of the pros and cons of this vaccine.

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    7. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by Procrasti · · Score: 1

      your post is groundless speculation that adds little value to a frank discussion of the pros and cons of this vaccine.
      I said in another comment that as long as it is the voluntary choice of adults, I think this vaccine is great.

      And until that happens
      And by then it will be too late to discuss.

    8. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by strech · · Score: 1

      Few people are disagreeing with the voluntary use of this; pretty much all the debate is over involuntary use. You seem to feel even bringing this up is overdramatising it, despite the second article bringing it up twice (kids and convicted drug offenders).

      For one, I highly doubt westernized society would be quick to start to inflict any form of medical procedure on someone who does not wish it.

      You're joking, right? It's been done in the past, plenty (look at the history of westernized society dealing with the mentally ill, for example). Chemical Castration is mandatory in at least two states. Someone upthread has already suggested inoculating all kids as a matter of course. This is the drug war we're talking about; we already put people in mandatory treatment programs, not to mention the rest of the mess (asset forfeiture laws, no-knock raids, etc). And from the second article:

      At Columbia, in 2003, Haney tested a cocaine vaccine on 10 people who had no plans to quit using the drug.
      I think "no plans to quit using the drug" needs more context and explanation, especially as Haney is quoted as being against any sort of mandatory vaccination ... but the use of this being legally required is a real issue.
    9. Re: Do not over dramatize the issue... by vaporland · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt westernized society would be quick to start to inflict any form of medical procedure on someone who does not wish it

      I don't. Perhaps you have forgotten the common use of lobotomy in the last century to 'cure' mental illness?

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    10. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LordZardoz, a very well written and thought out response, thank you for posting it, I couldn't have said it better myself.

      I too found it sad how many responses were reactions with fear and selfishness, not thinking of the great good it could do for anyone who is suffering and would be greatly helped by something like this. i feel it has a huge amount of potential and will be celebrated in the recovery community.

    11. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      This is absurd!

      ... groundless speculation ...

      So when the government gains a new tool that might help them achieve some of the goals of a large, expensive, seemingly endless program (the 'war on drugs'), there's no good reason to expect that they might use it?

      And until that happens, your post ... adds little value to a frank discussion of the pros and cons ...

      So until someone is actually being forced to do X, the idea that "X might be forced on people" can't even be discussed as a pro or con?

      For you, I'd suggest an anti-BS vaccine.

    12. Re:Do not over dramatize the issue... by yndrd1984 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      For one, I highly doubt westernized society would be quick to start to inflict any form of medical procedure on someone who does not wish it.

      Right, because in modern, western countries (say 1970s US) we'd never castrate 'mental defectives', pointlessly cut out healthy appendixes and tonsils, or circumcise children based on cultural myths and bogus medicine. Oh, wait - that was legal in the US in 1970, and the second two were quite common.

      We let plenty of idiots choose not to vaccinate their children against measles and the like.

      That implies that the parents, not the kids, get to choose. Don't parent's count as part of "westernized society" and childern as "someone" in the first sentence I quoted?

      I am sure plenty of nutjobs out there would like to see an anti-cocaine vaccine be made manditory, but I do not think it will happen.

      You happen to think it won't, so the rest of us shouldn't worry?

  68. Re:Chantix Works Fine (i have firsthand experience by Dorceon · · Score: 0, Troll

    Chantix worked for you, but does it work for everybody? A quick Google search suggests that its side effects can include psychotic disorder and hallucination. That sounds like something you would want an alternative to.

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  69. Tell that to Len Bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dumbass

  70. Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    It seems that you showed some moderator a mirror and he didn't like what he saw.

    1. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by afxgrin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's because there's people who would rather see people who inject drugs die than see them receive any sort of help.

      Sometimes the simple act of injecting is a cry for help. Which can be very frustrating to those standing around watching shit unfold... because everyone feels helpless, and usually it has to do with an ex-significant other who is trying to get attention.

      If this vaccine, and vaccines like this are available, then those that are "crying help" will have no other option than to decide to take this vaccine. They asked for the help - well we'll fucking give it to them. And then they can stop threatening to off-themselves through overdose if their ex-significant other does leave themselves. At least they can make the choice to live or die completely sober.

    2. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by rucs_hack · · Score: 1

      Taking away coke addiction won't do a darn thing for 99.9999% of all coke users. If they don't want off it? then either they refuse to take it, or are given it without consent and can legitimately claim abuse and sue. Either way it won't stop the problem that caused them to want it in the first place.

      There are a few who want off it, there always are, but again, you can't just remove the drug. Its usually associated with a social environment that consents to and promotes the taking of drugs.

      A nicotine vaccine might be nice though, I can see a great many people using that, since it is becoming less socially acceptable to smoke, and many smoke because they have tried,m and failed to quit. Being legal, smoking doesn't have the same social issues that illegal drugs tend to.

    3. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by Johnny5000 · · Score: 2

      Taking away coke addiction won't do a darn thing for 99.9999% of all coke users. If they don't want off it? then either they refuse to take it, or are given it without consent and can legitimately claim abuse and sue. Either way it won't stop the problem that caused them to want it in the first place.

      If the government can force people onto Antabuse for alcohol-related crimes, I'm sure they'll find a way to force the cocaine vaccine upon users as well.

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    4. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by LrdDimwit · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Some vaccines -- you take it once, you're protected forever. Others wear off eventually. I'm not sure if this is due to the illness evolving, or whether the immune system 'forgets' certain antibodies over time.

      If this vaccine is permanent, expect to see it eventually being pushed into vaccination cocktails given to kids. Totally avoids the consent issue because the parents give consent, not the child. Whether this is a good idea or not, I couldn't say, but sooner or later someone at the DEA is gonna think of it.

    5. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by davidkv · · Score: 1

      That's because there's people who would rather see people who inject drugs die than see them receive any sort of help. Not only injecting drugs, apparently. Just read this. Sad, really.

    6. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by Bob-taro · · Score: 1

      Taking away coke addiction won't do a darn thing for 99.9999% of all coke users. If they don't want off it? then either they refuse to take it, or are given it without consent and can legitimately claim abuse and sue. Either way it won't stop the problem that caused them to want it in the first place.

      That's what I think is the most interesting aspect of this: Does it really cure the addiction (the craving) or does it just make it impossible to satisfy the craving? If you keep taking the drug in vain trying to get high, will your vaccine-enhanced immune system keep the drug from killing you? Will it prevent whatever causes the dependency? I admit, I don't really understand the chemistry of cocaine addiction beyond the vague references in the article.

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    7. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There must be some limit to how much of the drug you can neutralize. This may result in your addicts having to take 5 times as much of the drug to maintain the same high, and just bankrupt/drive them to crime faster.

    8. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Oh this will be awesome if they get AIDs from dirty needles! Not only will their immune system be helpless in the first place, but then it'll try to fight off the vicious cocaine.

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    9. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're bitter and contribute nothing to the solution of the problem, but if it's any consolation, even we "politically correct, coddling bullshit" artists think that even you have something to offer society and are precious just by virtue of existing. And it's the same even for those whose willpower sometimes fails them at the moment of truth, like the addicts mentioned in this discussion.

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    10. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by Nullav · · Score: 1

      People without the will power to stop themselves from doing something that they don't want to do should die.
      But that's just it! It's an addiction, the user wants to take it. It is, however, possible to find this want undesireable, while still wanting the object of the addiction. Keep in mind that some things aren't just a matter of will; the brain is still a machine of sorts and its functioning may be interrupted/modified through various means.

      Society would be a lot better off if modern medicine's resources went into trying to solve actual problems as opposed to ones create by weak willed individuals.
      But then it might not be as profitible; healthcare/drug manufacture isn't usually done out of charity, and hope as we may, there just aren't enough altruists running prarmcos. At least with these vaccines, they could possibly become manditory in places and thus turn an enormous profit over time.

      As for the whole 'weed out the weak' tone of your post, there's really no reason to do so when humans have taken over all but one continent and have more than enough resources to coddle those who would otherwise be selected against. It's not endangering the human race as a whole (under current conditions), it's just really, really annoying at times.
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    11. Re:Mods on coke REALLY THIS TIME by afxgrin · · Score: 1

      Yeah I felt like I was dying when I mixed a few too many beers with a pill of ecstasy. My experience was similar but I didn't slip into unconsciousness. I felt like I was going to though ... it was a rough night to say the least. Mixing alcohol and E was probably the second mistake after already making the mistake of taking the E. :-(

  71. Re:Chantix Works Fine (i have firsthand experience by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 1

    Yeah, um, dude? That's exactly what a well-timed phillip morris internet campaign WOULD put out there for you to read. Honestly, i've seen so many postive reports that i am 100% sure that phillip morris and crew are 1) aware of it and b) scared shitless by it.

    Please don't turn your back on such a miracle effect. And i don't use that word often. And don't think companies wouldnt pay people to post scare mongering topics on this either. They would.

    Consider.

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  72. "the pursuit of happiness" by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    it's right up there in the declaration of independence, produced by a bunch of men closer to an actual purtanical influence than anyone alive today

    what the founding fathers knew about natural freedoms, which many drug proponents forget, is that all natural freedoms are in natural tension with other people's natural freedoms

    for example, you are not free to shout "fire" in a crowded theatre: you risk my life

    you are not free to smoke in offices now, because it is a natural right an dfreedom of mine to breathe fresh air as a nonsmoker

    you are also not free to drive 120 mph on the highway, bceause you put the lives of people other than yourself in jeopardy

    likewise, users of highly addictive substances risk turning themselves into wards of the state that my taxes must feed and clothe

    so please, pursue happiness in all the ways happiness can be pursued, except for one class of actions: pursuits of happiness that are sought at the expense of my misery

    and that's what you do when you risk addiction. you risk your ability to function and support yourself, risking you turning yourself into a zombie i and society must house and clothe. you decrease my freedom

    so you don't get to take coke. sorry

    this argument brought to you by a better understanding of happiness and natural freedom than you possess: it exists in a tension with other people's happiness and freedoms

    life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness: i worship these concepts

    and in that worship, i know that you don't get to reduce my life or my liberty to pursue your happiness

    that you don't understand how pursuing risky pursuits that flirt with drug addiction reduces my freedom is not a valid excuse

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    1. Re:"the pursuit of happiness" by EllisDees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >you are also not free to drive 120 mph on the highway, bceause you put the lives of people other than yourself in jeopardy

      Yes, but if you own your own racetrack, you are perfectly free to do so.

      >likewise, users of highly addictive substances risk turning themselves into wards of the state that my taxes must feed and clothe

      Since this never happens to the vast majority of the users of any drug, why not apply that standard to everything else that has the same probability of making someone into a ward of the state? Like roller skating or skydiving. It's a dumb argument, as just about anything can affect someone else in some convoluted imaginary scenario. Besides, it is far cheaper to treat people who have a problem with drugs than it is to try and keep everyone from doing them at all.

      >that you don't understand how pursuing risky pursuits that flirt with drug addiction reduces my freedom is not a valid excuse

      That you have an overinflated view of the risks to your freedom is not a valid excuse to keep anyone else from pursuing their happiness. You don't ban cell phones because someone driving a car while talking on one caused an accident, you ban the dangerous act itself. Likewise there is nothing inherently dangerous to others about doing any given drug, but if you misbehave while on one you should be punished. Just like anyone else.

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    2. Re:"the pursuit of happiness" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a completely moronic viewpoint!

      Guess what, sonny? There are countless risky behaviors out there that can potentially impact your life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, and you don't get to choose which behaviors are permitted and which are not.

      "Motorized transportation can lead to brain injuries which consumes my tax dollars, so all motorized transportation must be eliminated!!!"

      Go back to your bridge, troll.

  73. Only one legitimate reason? by Dop · · Score: 1

    The only positive outlet of this research I can foresee is the unfortunate infants born to crack-addicted mothers. As for cocaine addicted adults, I couldn't care less and this research seems like a waste of medical research resources in that regard.

    1. Re:Only one legitimate reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because you couldn't care less about adults struggling with coke addictions doesn't mean it might not be useful for them or a postive outlet. That's just your bias shining through.

  74. I wouldn't do it. by CODiNE · · Score: 1

    I've never done ANY drugs and have no desire to. So lets say as someone suggested this could be used for employment. (That's wrong on so many levels) I still wouldn't take vaccines for the top 10 drugs or whatever since you never know if in the future I'm going to need some sort of related chemical. What if I'm in an accident and none of the painkillers work anymore? Not too smart to go shutting off all the "bad" receptors I think.

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    1. Re:I wouldn't do it. by Pojut · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I realize that half of what I'm about to say doesn't have much to do with what you actually wrote in your post, but your post seems like a good place to write this response, seeing as you have a somewhat skewed view on what a drug is or is not.

      What do you think painkillers are? NOT drugs? Tell me, how is it that cannabis or shrooms (which grow ENTIRELY without human intervention) are considered drugs, and yet you wouldn't consider something manufacturered by a human in a laboratory to be a drug?

      Pain killers are drugs. DXM is a drug. Viagra is a drug. Anti-depressents are drugs. Novacaine is a drug. Nicotine is a drug. Alcohol is a drug. Hell, even caffeine is a drug. You can't honestly sit there and be ok with something made in a lab and not call it a drug, but be against something that grows naturally, has less side effects, and call it a drug. That's just insane.

      There is one thing you should realize...there is a big difference between a drug USER and a drug ABUSER. Be a user. Don't be an abuser.

    2. Re:I wouldn't do it. by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Hope that's not how I came off sounding, I'm just trying to say that even people who don't use recreational drugs don't have a good reason to use this "vaccine". My main concern is that something like this becomes popular in the usual "think of the children" way, kids get vaccines for stuff then later on we find out there's some stupid problem is causes later on. Besides it takes away their right to decide for themselves.

      Yeah I agree with you that all those things can be called "drugs" I'm not certain what the correct terminology is for the different categories. Like I said, whatever painkillers they have are fine with me, opium derived or morphine or whatever works. I just avoid unnecessary drug usage since my family has a big history with different addictions and I'm most likely genetically inclined to it, so why start problems for myself? Everyone is free to do what they like with their lives and free time I have no problems with that and don't believe in legislating my beliefs onto others.

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    3. Re:I wouldn't do it. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see. My family doesn't really have much of a history with addiction (my grandmother was the only one that ever smoked ciggs) however I think every person on both sides of the family still living today has done illegal drugs on a regular basis at some point in their life...no one ever got arrested, no one ever got in money problems (that I know of, anyway), and no one ever had to goto rehab...drug use (not abuse) runs in my family (and you can tell...we are some crazy folk. Hard working, funny, very caring, and all a little bit spacey, heh)

      Still, I went on my little rant because it bothers me if people (my ex's mother is a perfect example of this) loved talking about how bad things like marijuana and shrooms are, and how they are destroying our culture, and all of this...and yet is prescribed no less than 4 medications (two of which are for depression) AND plows through any painkillers whenever she gets injured (which is frequent, since she is a total klutz). I cannot stand the hypocrisy in that.

      Back to your original point. I fully agree that this "Vaccine" should be reserved for usage by detox and rehab clinics...beyond that, I think that it should be a volunteer-only vaccine. This shouldn't ever be pushed on someone, it should only be given when asked for.

    4. Re:I wouldn't do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only druggies call it DXM.

    5. Re:I wouldn't do it. by Pojut · · Score: 1

      For what it's worth, DXM may be absolutely HORRID for you (which it is...worse for your liver than alcohol) but you know what? I have learned more and have experienced more using DXM than I have using either LSD or mescaline. In fact, I would venture to say it is one of the best tools you can use to learn, insofar as drugs are concerned.

      Oh, and excuse me for not wanting to type out Dextromethorphan. DXM is way easier.

  75. My biggest concern ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... would be that recipients of such a vaccine are not going to stop consuming cocaine -- they'll just take more of it to get a high. And they may end up taking such dangerously high levels that they kill themselves (whereas before, they would have stopped at smaller doses once they had achieved their high).

    Instead of addressing the symptoms, the world really should have been attacking the problems: working to raise education and the standards of living in countries like Columbia, and helping those countries crack down on the production of the stuff in the first place.

  76. Euphoria Police by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

    HHHMMM, So -- they will probably invent a vaccine that eliminates ALL euphoria -- whether from drugs, food, or even a "natural high". This will prevent any of us from feeling better than the others. Think "Harrison Bergeron". We really all should feel and think exactly the same as everyone else.

    Actually, I am waiting for the "permanent drug" - you take it once, the body NEVER eliminates it, and you feel the uplifting euphoric phase FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

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    1. Re:Euphoria Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that religion?
      when are they going to come out with a vaccine for fanatisism....

  77. LD50 by HPNpilot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If I understand this correctly, this will prevent cocaine users from getting high. But how does it affect the LD50 (dosage sufficient to kill 50% of the population)?

    A cocaine user decides to get high after being "immunized." He snorts a few lines. Huh. Nothing. So he snorts more and more... at some point I am willing to wager he will suffer cardiac arrest or some other life-threatening problem on his quest towards getting high. If the LD50 is not much changed, this may occur pretty easily.

    Also, cocaine has a very rapid onset. I am thinking it wouldn't take much to overwhelm the slower immune system response.

    This is an interesting experiment as it is always worthwhile to better understand the immune system, but I think this would be a Real Bad Idea to actually implement. Unless the objective is to kill all cocaine users.

    1. Re:LD50 by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      If you know you've had the vaccine, and you know you can't get high, and you continue to snort cocaine anyways, you win the darwin award. No amount of medical technology can prevent stupidity. What happens is we all rejoice that he didn't spread his stupidity into our gene pool any further than he may already have done.

    2. Re:LD50 by Britz · · Score: 1

      If the user knows that they were "immunized" they would be pretty stupid to snort more and more lines.

      But I was also wondering about the onset. I heard that the snort leads to an almost instant high. The immune response would probabely shorten the trip.

      But I don't have a clue about the onset. And maybe the immune system response is very quick?

    3. Re:LD50 by rush22 · · Score: 2, Informative

      If you read the article, it says antibodies bind themselves to the cocaine. It does not say that the antibodies block cocaine receptors in the brain, or change the brain in any way. It's not a neurological drug they are talking about, it is a vaccine.

      With a cocaine vaccine, the cocaine antibodies will bind themselves to the cocaine molecules. The cocaine is thus rendered harmless--harmless to the brain, heart, or other organs. That's the way antibodies work as far as I know. The antibodies will bind to the cocaine and prevent it from being absorbed. Then, as with other toxins, eventually you'll metabolise and excrete it.

      If you are vaccinated but you do enough of it you will still get high, depending on how many cocaine antibodies are in your system.

  78. Better call my broker... by Fuji+Kitakyusho · · Score: 1

    Sell all my holdings in coca and invest in opium poppies. Just business as usual...

  79. Whats the point? by tristian_was_here · · Score: 1

    I take Cocaine for the high not for the shit feeling in the morning, why cant they fix that instead?

  80. Eye surgery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In eye surgery (i.e. corneal transplants & repairs, cataract surgery, etc) a cocaine solution is the most effective topical anesthetic that exists, and is the drug of choice. In fact, the only valid medical use for which cocaine is still FDA and DEA approved is for opthalmologic procedures and it's the only topical anesthetic which works worth a damn in the eye. All the other substitutes are so weak on the eye, they're a bad joke.

    This vaccine would render eye surgery extremely painful for anyone who had taken it, unless the surgeon puts the patient under general anesthesia with something like fentanyl. It would eliminate the prospect of outpatient eye surgery for these people. And yes, I've had so-called "outpatient" oral surgery where I was put under with fentanyl, but there was absolutely no way I could drive myself home after waking up from the fentanyl, I even needed help walking to the car, and had a bad anesthetic hangover for the whole next day. In contrast, my father had cataract surgery once, where they used cocaine solution as the anesthetic, and he walked out of the clinic just fine, and felt good enough and was capable enough to drive with the one eye patched, but I wouldn't let him drive, of course (keep in mind that he was already accustomed to driving with one eye since the cataracts in his bad eye effectively made him blind in that eye).

  81. Out of curiosity... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    Why is it that you think any drug at all should be illegal?

    As far as I'm concerned, let people screw up if they want to. The organized crime surrounding the drugs is worse than the drugs themselves -- or haven't we learned from Prohibition?

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  82. you don't understand addiction by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    if i play halo all day instead of working, that's a choice

    a nagging voice in my head that compels me to seek more incapacitating drug is not a choice

    an addict therefore is not making a choice, an addict is a slave to a chemical

    so a further argument against drug addiction from the point of view of natural freedom is that it is incompatible with the concep tof championing freedom to choose to do something which permanently incapacitates your right to be free

    do you have a right to choose to be a slave? i say philosophically that you do not

    as for the rest of your argument:

    "You do not have a duty to provide food or housing or other such niceties for yourself"

    wrong

    you have that duty, from a point of view of natural rights and freedoms (and the lesser, unmentioned, but equally important, natural resaponsibilities)

    go ahead, ask a champion of liberty: ask any libertarian

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    1. Re:you don't understand addiction by rush22 · · Score: 1

      Not many people understand addiction. They assume the "willpower" needed to overcome an addiction is the same sort, and even the same amount, that they'd use to give up eating Big Macs or not play so many video games. It is not a common experience and it's not really relatable. Getting over an addiction is doing something completely against your instincts, something that is psychologically painful, depressing, confusing, and that's on top of physical symptoms which vary depending on the drug. It's more like the kind and amount of willpower necessary to, say... purposefully break both your own legs.

  83. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by R2.0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's funy how you are distinguishing between cocaine and crack - even the government that you are railing against has recognized that there is no real distinction. Crack is no more dangerous than powder cocaine; distinctions between the 2 have more to do with race and class than biochemistry.

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  84. Misunderstood, even by you by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    If given before the first contact with nicotine it will cause the "nicotine high" to never apear and consequently will prevent the dependency from developing. I am not really convinced on this claim. Is the "high" the real reason that kids take up smoking? If so, how come virtually no one over the age of 18 takes up smoking? Presumably us old farts would enjoy the high every bit as much as the teenagers, no?

    Kids start smoking to:
    1) rebel, by doing something that they are not supposed to -- biggest reason
    2) look cooler
    3) look older
    4) fit in with their friends

    I have smoked nicotine before (but never cigarettes). It was only in a social setting as a nice way to sit around and hang out with friends. Of course, this was after age 18, so I wasn't being a rebel, and consequently, never did it enough to get addicted.
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    1. Re:Misunderstood, even by you by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      It is the nicotine that keeps people smoking. That is why I said that yes if my kids started smoking, decided that they wanted to stop, and then had trouble stopping.
      I never understood why smoking in this day and age is cool and rebellious. The Tobacco companies are about as republican and conservative as you can get. It would be like joining the Teen age republicans to be cool and rebellious.

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    2. Re:Misunderstood, even by you by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I never understood why smoking in this day and age is cool and rebellious. Me either. In fact, when I was in high school in the early 90s, it wasn't uncommon for someone to say, "I don't smoke! Not tobacco, anyway." <wink> <wink> <nudge> <nudge>

      It would be like joining the Teen age republicans to be cool and rebellious. Heh. Kids do the darndest things. If you let your kids know that that will piss you off... well, I don't have to tell you what will be the results. ;)

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    3. Re:Misunderstood, even by you by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      I never understood why smoking in this day and age is cool and rebellious.

      Because you're not supposed to do it, certainly not if you're 16 years old. But even if you're a 30 year old productive member of society you have to go stand outside, 25 feet from the entrance to any building, and endure the dirty looks of everyone else on the street. You may never have realized this, but teenagers rebel against sanctimonious assholes of all stripes, not just Republicans. That includes the anti-smoking movement.

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    4. Re:Misunderstood, even by you by rhakka · · Score: 1

      Yes, the high is the real reason I took up smoking. Thought process: "Why would anyone smoke? It smells bad, it's expensive, and it will kill you". Eventually, peer pressure got me to try it. When I did, I got a wild rush (probably mostly oxygen dep, but hey, maybe nicotine, I dunno). Click! "Ooooooh, THAT'S why people smoke!". That kept me playing with it long enough that when the rush was no longer present, I had a habit and a socially reinforced peer activity. I started and stopped several times in high school.

      Then, on the third round of starting, I had an addiction, and couldn't stop any more. Took me 15 years to get around to actually stopping.

    5. Re:Misunderstood, even by you by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      "Because you're not supposed to do it, certainly not if you're 16 years old. But even if you're a 30 year old productive member of society you have to go stand outside, 25 feet from the entrance to any building, and endure the dirty looks of everyone else on the street."
      Well you can get much the same effect singing show tunes off key at the top of your lungs. I just don't see many teens doing that.
      I treat smoking like a lot of other stupid activities. If do not do it around me I don't care.

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    6. Re:Misunderstood, even by you by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      Well the other part of it is that smoking really does make you look cool. Or at least it gives you a prop to gesture around with. Sorry, that's just the way it is.

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    7. Re:Misunderstood, even by you by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      If it looked cool then the vast majority of people wouldn't look down on it. I guess that it does give you a prop but then a prop is just a prop.
      Being cool is like being funny. If you need the prop then you really aren't.

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    8. Re:Misunderstood, even by you by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 1

      If it looked cool then the vast majority of people wouldn't look down on it.

      Are you kidding? The vast majority of people looking down on it makes it even more cool.

      Being cool is like being funny. If you need the prop then you really aren't.

      Nah. I'd say being cool is like being funny in a different sense--if you really aren't, the prop isn't going to help you.

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  85. not really by slew · · Score: 1

    lidocaine (aka xylocaine) and procaine (aka novocaine) are chemically different than cocaine (although they all have a similar local anethestic effect).

    Technically lidocaine is a amino-amide anesthetic (you can tell with the l-i-do prefix) whereas procaine, cocaine, tetracaine, and benzocaine are amino-ester anesthetics. The amino-ester anesthetics aren't very commonly used in medical procedures these days because they break down in the blood to PABA which some people are alergic to whereas most people aren't allergic to lidocane (or bupivacaine, mepivacaine and prilocaine which are other popular amino-amide anesthetics).

    I don't exactly know what this vaccine does, but since the chemical formulas are quite different between lidocaine and cocaine, it isn't obvious that your dentist visit would necessarily be more painful if she/he gave you a lidocaine shot...

  86. Nice story by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Nice story, but the plural of "anecdote" is not "data".

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    1. Re:Nice story by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 1

      Of course, you'd rather say that then go get some data.. like i did.

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    2. Re:Nice story by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I'm glad it worked for you. It works for many people. For others it does not work.

      I'm not the one who dismissed any data that disagreed with my own personal anecdote as "Obviously FUD generated by the tobacco industry".

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  87. Wasn't this a recent Movie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I am Legend" should be a good insight into what drug companies *could* do to the world with their vaccines.

    I also agree, this does not cure anything, but masks the root cause of the issue. Just like a lazy developer will do when their code leaks memory. "Throw more RAM at it" How about we just fix the issue? MMMkay?

  88. 2 things by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    1. if you become an addict, you screw up my life as well as tyour own, because now i have to feed and clothe a zombie

    2. the lessons of prohibition about the mafia is 100% true. i appreciate and acknowledge all of them. and it applies to marijuana, alcohol, nicotine, lsd, etc.: these drugs should be legal. however, substances that are both highly incapacitating AND highly addictive at the same time have negative effects so viral and devastating that the legalization of these substances (heroin, coke, meth) outweigh all the negatives of prohibition. it's a choice between the lesser of two evils. for most drugs, legalization is the lesser evil. for certian highly addictive and inebriating substances, it is prohibition

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    1. Re:2 things by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      1. if you become an addict, you screw up my life as well as tyour own, because now i have to feed and clothe a zombie

      You've repeated this sentiment a few times as though it is absolutely true and it is not. There is no natural responsibility for you to clothe and feed those who cannot survive on their own. It is your choice, or in the case of the US, the government's choice, to provide charity to those who are without. It is not required, it is not a must, move to a poorer country, become an addict, see how long you don't starve, and then you'll know what I mean.

      And just as an aside, since its brought up, these charity programs that support those who cannot support themselves are really hurting more than they are helping. I am a humanitarian, I believe in giving a helping hand when the chips are down, but I do not believe in a free ride. There should be programs to help those in need get back on their feet, but there must be limits to our generosity, their must be a time when we give up on the truly helpless and let them die in order to continue to help those who can be helped. If we don't start kicking the leeches soon, our gene pool will become a rotting cesspool of the lowest common denominator, which right now is pretty damn low.

    2. Re:2 things by radl33t · · Score: 1

      Your inflexibility is unreasonable and your universal characterization of addicts is insulting.

      The insult isn't to me; I'm mildly amused at your total cluelessness. But I maintain several relationships with addicts who would be pretty upset by your characterization of them. From my own meager experiences with addicts and recovery, I can tell that you have no idea what you're talking about. In fact, I recall two people who are complete slaves to their addiction. One has probably been legally drunk continuously for 20 years and another has been used some type or another of opioid for even longer. Contrary to your expectation, both produce for society. They have virtually eliminated personal relationships and made other various sacrifices in favor of their drug, but that has been their choice. Unfortunately, my relationship with the latter was permanently severed because of this choice. On the other hand, I also know people as you describe, who have been utterly and completely incapacitated. The point is that chemical addiction does not treat people the same, thus, your mandates are inappropriate. Addiction is not black and white as you make it out to be. Gee, how many times have you said that about an issue to someone else? You've chosen a line that suits you and declared it fit for society. I notice just in this series of comments no others share your opinion. As I have concluded in the past, it is a shame you conceal thoughtful contributions behind such an absurd presentation.

      Alternatively, why don't you support letting addicts just die in the street? Shit, that ought to free up some tax dollars. Do you support the death penalty for drug abusers? Are there any other pre emptive actions you would like to take against me due to the minority chance that I may spend your future tax dollars? Guns? High fructose corn syrup? Subversive literature? Burning oil?

    3. Re:2 things by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      1. if you become an addict, you screw up my life as well as tyour own, because now i have to feed and clothe a zombie

      Or you could just let him die.

      It's like requiring people to wear bicycle helmets. If I don't want to, and I bash my head in, that's my fault, and the government should not have to pay for my hospital bill, or my funeral. I'd much rather have choice than a nanny state safety net that limits choice.

      however, substances that are both highly incapacitating AND highly addictive at the same time have negative effects so viral and devastating that the legalization of these substances (heroin, coke, meth) outweigh all the negatives of prohibition.

      I'm sorry, but I'd rather have crackheads than the Mafia.

      Oh, and coke? Guess what? It is still an ingredient in Coca-Cola, and coca tea is an amazing natural remedy for altitude. Seriously, if people had caffeine in the concentrations they have coke, wouldn't it be just as dangerous?

      Drugs, by themselves, are not dangerous. They're just chemicals.

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  89. Because the research institution is a bit on the by keirre23hu · · Score: 1

    religious side... Baylor University... [www.baylor.edu] - Chartered in 1845 by the Republic of Texas and affiliated with the Baptist General Convention of Texas, Baylor is the oldest institution of higher learning in continuous operation in the state and the largest Baptist university in the world. While remaining true to its heritage, Baylor has grown to almost 14,000 students, and its nationally recognized academic divisions provide 150 baccalaureate degree programs at the undergraduate level. The University also offers 76 master's and 22 doctoral programs, two educational specialists, juris doctor, master of divinity and doctor of ministry. The 735-acre campus is located on the banks of the Brazos River in Waco, Texas, a metropolitan area of over 200,000 people.

  90. You don't understand freedom by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    A drug addict is still free to make the choice, its just a damn hard choice. If they weren't free to make a choice, nothing short of killing them could bring about your desired goals. If you believe an addict can ever be free, then you admit they have a choice.

    A libertarian would say that a person who cannot provide housing or food for themselves should go cold and starving, but we are liberals, not libertarians and believe in positive as well as negative rights. Still, positive rights do not create a duty... they are effectively government provided charities, and you cannot force a free man to go against his will because you believe it will mean he may one day require your charity. Otherwise, your positive rights become communism, and we may as well force people to work the jobs we think they are best suited for, lest they fall on our warm hearted charity.

  91. ever hear of the opium wars? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "The historical data shows quite clearly that legal heroin, amphetamines and cocaine did not particularly cause any great social problems for most people"

    heroin addiction as a tool of war

    sounds like a social problem for china under the mandarins, no?

    all natural freedoms are in natural tension with the freedoms of others

    for example: your right to smoke versus my right to breathe smokeless air

    the solution is you have to smoke where i can't smell your smoke

    i have a right not to have to clothe and feed zombies

    but there is no way to take coke/ heroin/ meth without risking addiction

    therefore, in the name of a better understand of natural freedom than you seem to possess, it is right to make substances that are highly addictive and highly incapacitating at the same time illegal (therefore excluding isd, not addictive, and nicotine, not incapacitating)

    it always amazed and perplexed me to see people argue, in the name of freedom, for substances that turn you into a slave

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    1. Re:ever hear of the opium wars? by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      it always amazed and perplexed me to see people argue, in the name of freedom, for substances that turn you into a slave
      Because, there are advantages to being a slave that could cause some to choose that path as it is easier than being responsible. The movie Interstate 60 made a good point about this with the town of Banton, where the legal age is like 12-14, the most addictive drug is legal, and there is a town-sponsored rave every night. The town controlled the supply and the price, which is very affordable, manual labor. Why? "Because some folks just want to get high". They over-educated everyone to the risks, and left them the choice to make: Responsible Freedom, or, Care-free Slavery. Are you sure your life is better than theirs?

    2. Re:ever hear of the opium wars? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      because there is no ready alternative. Prohibition is not shown to reduce usage figures by any significant amount. All it does is create a large, violent, uncontrolled black market that costs all of us more than any reasonable number of addicts ever could in a system of regulated care.

      I mean, if you want to go back to a feudal society and point to the social ills of drug abuse, I guess you're a little weak on modern data concerning the problem. Here, we have treatment that didn't exist then, such as the subject of this news story. If the "opium wars" are your justification, then when we can more cheaply cure addicts, I suppose you'll reduce your opposition to legalization? We also have seen that as people see the problem first hand, usage levels off on its own.

      I understand what you WANT to do (reduce addicts). Understood: nice goal, very reasonable. Sadly, you have to come to terms with the fact that you have no power over that, beyond educating people (NOT lying to them), and making sure the dangers are known. You can set up all the black markets you want, but that does not stop usage, and does not even seem to slow it down much. Whether you WANT to do something or not is not relevant; you can't solve this problem with prohibition. You can just restrict your ability to affect it at all to jailing people, and paying for that (and the very high price of increased crime rates as a whole) instead of for treatment options.

      There is a reason why many anti-abolitionists are economists. Unfortunately, many are active, oatmeal headed drug users as well, but it's not fair to lump to the two together any more than it is fair to lump you in with Puritans for your similarities in stance.

    3. Re:ever hear of the opium wars? by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Well, a more relevant example would be the temporary relaxation of prosecution of heroin addicts, as well as the provision of maintenance dosages, in Britain in the 70's and 80's. This overwhelmingly resulted in them getting jobs, rejoining their families, and being productive members of society, even though they were still addicted and using. The overall point is that the societal behaviors surrounding the drug use seem to be more important than the contributions of the drug itself. Similarly, coca tea is widely and legally available in Colombia today. Colombia doesn't have a cocaine usage problem, despite ready availability. We (sort of) do, despite draconian laws and massive expenditures. Proponents for legalization generally aren't wanting it so that we can freely use drugs. Rather, we believe that the current legal system does not achieve the ends that we, as society, want, and fails to do so in a spectacularly expensive and damaging manner. It's easier for teen age kids to get pot than beer. Over 95% of high school seniors state that drugs are easy to get in their school (SAMSHA statistics). Does that sound like our current policy works? It may be morally 'right', as you state, to make these drugs illegal. However, if you do so, history seems to prove that you do not reduce their availability, you increase their pernicious effects, you make them more available to children, and generally society suffers. So enjoy your morally pure stance, but please, ask yourself, what are we really trying to accomplish here, and is our current approach working?

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  92. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Thank you for bringing this up. Because all drugs are illegal, sellers try to sell the most expensive thing, ie: the most potent stuff. This can be transported easier because people need less of it, and they can sell less to make a profit. Legalizing just marijuana would cut down on the usage of other drugs by so much, not to mention take power away from gangs.
    But, drugs are bad, m'kay. Meet the America that would rather gang violence over someone enjoying marijuana after a long day.

  93. Inevitable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pin-hole burns

  94. Science imitates fiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Reverend John Pickett and the damage done covered this seven years ago, when they were working on nicotine.

  95. oh hi procrasti by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    please choke to death on your vomit

    k thx

    "A drug addict is still free to make the choice, its just a damn hard choice."

    that's wonderful doublespeak for admitting that drug addiction impairs your freedom

    you keep championing slavery, i'll keep championing freedom

    agreed?

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  96. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're an idiot.

    Drug addiction is a serious disease and there are a lot of people out there who want to stop but lack the willpower. It's not just a matter of being weak; many drugs take an incredible amount of will to overcome, more than the average person can muster. If someone wants to kick their cocaine habit, this vaccine could help them.

    If anyone starts proposing that this should be made mandatory, then you can start to whine about the war on drugs. But right now this is a very promising and well thought-out treatment which doesn't deserve your mindlessly misdirected jabs.

  97. Mandatory vaccinations by Zolodoco · · Score: 1

    Now, now. For those of you afraid that anti-drug vaccines could become mandatory, rest assured the CIA would never allow that to happen. It would severely hamper their fund raising for wetworks, proxy wars, terrorist groups, coups, etc.

  98. Or D by oncehour · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It conflicts with the business interests of a politician's donors.

    1. Re:Or D by cayenne8 · · Score: 5, Funny
      "It conflicts with the business interests of a politician's donors."

      Speaking of..man, this vaccine will really screw up the RIAA, the MIAA...and the rest of hollywood!!

      I mean, if you are injected with this...then snorting lines off a hooker's ass, will mean you essentially are paying WAY too much.............

      to smell a hookers ass.

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    2. Re:Or D by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You sound like you are speaking from experience...

    3. Re:Or D by COMON$ · · Score: 1

      Considering the cash flow of drug overlords you would think that D would definately not be the case. Unless of course said politicians are opting for option E) wherein the restricted drug flow is enabling them to jack up prices....

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    4. Re:Or D by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      What are you talking about? There is only D?!

      "Cocaine is a hell of a drug."

      Rich James, bitch.

    5. Re:Or D by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Hi ozzy!
      Nice to see you hanging around here, Mr. Osborne.
      Oh, no? you are not ozzy?
      Forgive me Mrs Hilton...

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    6. Re:Or D by 9mm+Censor · · Score: 1

      Actually this could actually decrease alcohol sales. When your drunk, and you snort some blow you seem to return to sobriety, so you drink more beer. Now coke heads will just get drunk and pass out and not be able to buy more beer.

  99. You have two choices by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    #1 A drug addict is a total slave, and can never free themselves (even with help).
    #2 A drug addict is not a total slave, and still has a choice to free themselves.

    If you chose #1, then all addicts are forever and completely lost and according to you may be justly executed. If you chose #2, then you invalidate your argument.

    Just because something is hard to do does not mean there is no freedom of choice.

    So, which is it?

  100. The point of the tobacco industry include is by TheCouchPotatoFamine · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the obvious. There are people that will *gasp* purposefully lie to you on the internets. I'm suggesting that you and others NOT FORGET that such a motive is plausible and possible.

    I'm offering a first person experience. Of interest, the only side effect I got was my lifetime's only wet dream. And as side effects go, i liked it.

    What I am saying is, don't be afraid of trying it because of a smear campaign. Go read about it - most of all, try it if you're a smoker that can't quit because OBVIOUSLY taking chantix is NOT AS BAD AS SMOKING ITSELF. talk about side effects! geez.

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    1. Re:The point of the tobacco industry include is by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 0

      What I am saying is, don't be afraid of trying it because of a smear campaign. Go read about it - most of all, try it if you're a smoker that can't quit because OBVIOUSLY taking chantix is NOT AS BAD AS SMOKING ITSELF. Take a deep breath, big guy. Relax.

      You're sound like you're wound up tighter than my brother was back when he got his nicotine cravings. He quit via a different method: the girl of his dreams told him she'd dump his ass unless he quit. Ya. He quit.
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  101. Physical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Isn't it kind of telling that the primary detrimental effect is physical rather than chemical?

    And what non-physical chemicals do you deal with, exactly?

    Or are you trying to describe the difference between something that makes you temporarily insane vs. something that eats holes in your nose? The only thing I find "telling" here is that "recreational" chemistry is no substitute for real chemistry courses.

  102. wait, what? by Duncan+Blackthorne · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ..human trials for vaccines against both cocaine and nicotine are well under way.

    Do they really think that a "vaccine" against nicotine is going to help people? If they're already addicted to nicotine for years and years, aren't they going to continue smoking and either make themselves really sick (as their immune systems attempt to fight off the nicotine) or just keep smoking away?

    1. Re:wait, what? by omris · · Score: 1

      the way it works is that the vaccine just teaches your body how to inactivate the compound. so you can smoke, and you don't get any of he normal effects of the nicotine. the theory being that without the "high" that can be both physically and psychologically addictive, you can stop smoking without, say, having your hands shake uncontrollably. it wouldn't make it a piece of cake, but it would make it MUCH easier. now, i suspect that while it's POSSIBLE to see ill effects from constantly giving your immune system something to respond to, i'd guess it would never amount to much. you have to remember the scale of what you're talking about. a molecule of nicotene or cocaine is MUCH tinier than one bacterial cell. and your immune system is engulfing and inactivating billions of bacterial cells daily. the actual amount of extra work is not even a drop in the bucket. it's more like the difference in the amount of water in the bucket when you raise the room temperature a half of a degree. :)

    2. Re:wait, what? by tieTYT · · Score: 1

      I've never met a heavy smoker that's smoked for more than 6 months that didn't wish they could quit. In fact, this observation is one of the main reasons I've never tried smoking. I think most heavy smokers would be all for a nicotine vaccine.

  103. This reminds me of the survey.... by thehatmaker · · Score: 1

    ...which found that while 95% of clean shaven men find shaving a terrible bore, only 3% would consider taking a pill that would stop beard growth forever.. (or somesuch)

    Personally I can think of nothing worse than getting no buzz from the occasional free coke that I get offered. (as if id buy it myself, at typical street prices!!)

  104. Does it block legitimate effects of medical drugs? by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Is it really so selective that it prevents getting a high from cocaine, yet does not diminish the anesthetic effects of lidocaine, xylocaine, articane, prilocaine, etc.?

  105. "premature", "self gratification", etc. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Given how orgasms tend to be immediately gratifying, I'm guessing the production is local. So... many... jokes...
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  106. easy: you are permanently a slave by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    ask any recovering alcohol addict, nicotine addict, heroin addict, etc.:

    forever, for the rest of your life, meeting a certain person from your past, seeing a certain street corner, it all suddenly comes rushing back to you, the urge will knock you off your feet

    when you are depressed at the loss of a job, a girlfriend, the addiction is there waiting for you in your moment of weakness to relapse

    you have to carry a burden, the rest of your life. the chance of relapse is huge, forever. it requires ocnstant effort, your entire life, not to go back. your freedom has been permanently diminished, your entire life

    by becoming an addict to a chemical, you have made a permanent space in your brain the rest of your life for the full blown addiction to come back

    such that the most intelligent social and personal policy is to never flirt with the chemical in the first place

    anything else i can help you with today, oh champion of slavery?

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    1. Re:easy: you are permanently a slave by Procrasti · · Score: 1

      Your title says permanently a slave, but your comment admits they have do actually have a choice. A HARD CHOICE, but A CHOICE NONETHELESS.

      So you are being intellectually dishonest.

      Good day.

  107. No risk of interfering with natural neuromodulator by inflamed · · Score: 0

    The antibodies produced against such an antigen in an animal model can be screened for affinity against a whole range of other molecules such as naturally occurring molecules of similar structure. Fortunately, cocaine does not have a similar structure to many other compounds naturally occurring in nature, despite its biological activity. I'm sure that they have already tested the specificity of the antibodies produced exhaustively. To be fair, I think it's probably an ideal drug for such a therapeutic approach.

  108. so you can speed 120 mph if you want? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    yes, 100% true: society gets to choose which behaviors are permitted and which are not, based on a prudent risk assessment

    the risk of addiction is too high for cocaine, heroin, and meth. therefore, in the name of freedom (of the nonaddicts), it is illegal to zombify yourself and become a slave of a chemical

    anything else i can help you with today in the realm of common fucking sense?

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    1. Re:so you can speed 120 mph if you want? by rtechie · · Score: 1

      yes, 100% true: society gets to choose which behaviors are permitted and which are not, based on a prudent risk assessment Fact: Cocaine was banned because "negro cocaine fiends" were out raping white women. At least that's what the press AND THE LEGISLATORS WHO PASSED THE LAWS said at the time. Cocaine was considered to have health BENEFITS at the time. Do you think "Reefer Madness" is a prudent risk assessment? Do you think raising the speed limit to 65 had anything to do with a prudent risk assessment?

    2. Re:so you can speed 120 mph if you want? by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      "the risk of addiction is too high for cocaine, heroin, and meth. therefore, in the name of freedom (of the nonaddicts), it is illegal to zombify yourself and become a slave of a chemical"

      Hmm, funny because the use of all three are common practice in medical care.. what you seem to have a problem with is the burden an "addict" is to a society that bans the use of drugs. correct?

    3. Re:so you can speed 120 mph if you want? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the risk of addiction is too high for cocaine, heroin, and meth. therefore, in the name of freedom (of the nonaddicts), it is illegal to zombify yourself and become a slave of a chemical
      I don't understand your logic at all. According to you because Person A has a high risk of becoming addicted to something it interferes with Person B's freedom? How? Please explain to me how that is possible with an excuse that would not be solved if said drug were legal (ie no more methlabs would blow up because they would be securely set up. Coke related crimes would fall because gangs would no longer be in control etc).

      anything else i can help you with today in the realm of common fucking sense? Yes, please develop some.
      Posting Anonymously because I modded
  109. Ask Slashdot by sm62704 · · Score: 1

    The US military can experiment on the troops, using them as guinea pigs for new drugs the FDA never approved.

    In 1971 or 1972 when I was stationed at Dover Hell Hole Base I went to the dentist for a filling, and he said they had this new stuff, "not even FDA approved yet" that was super fast acting.

    So he took the needle out of my mouth and asked if it was numb. "nope". He gave me another minute, nope. Another minute and another shot. And another and another. After fifteen or twenty minutes it got a little numb, and the pain was excruciating. He gave me another shot halfway through the procedure. It was the most extremely painful dental work I ever had, including the Air Force root canal where they stuck a needle down the canal to see how deep the root was (before the electronic doohickeys they use now).

    Three hours after leaving the dentist the whole left side of my face was paralyzed, and stayed that way for over a day.

    Any Idea what they shot me up with?

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    1. Re:Ask Slashdot by jdjbuffalo · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I have no idea what they gave you but you bring up a good point that I've always had some issues with.

      Once you're in the military it always seems like they "have you by the balls". They can do damn near anything to you like in your story. They can recall you to active duty after you've served your term. They can more easily convict you of crimes and put you away for a long time with little chance for appeal*.

      *I can see the reason for this as things that happen on the battlefield make it a lot harder to dole out justice but the civil rights part of me can't get over the fact that they really have less rights if tried in a military tribunal vs. a normal court.

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    2. Re:Ask Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had to hazard a guess... Um some kind of early botox type of thing. Never heard of a drug/anesthetic wear off after a few hours. My brother had a nice army doctor story about how to treat an earache. Evidently it involves rupturing the eardrum with a needle.

  110. Hooray!! Clockwork Orange by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

    Now we can all be strapped to chairs and "vaccinated" both physically and mentally until all of our bad habits, bad thoughts and general evilness is gone. Just do not play Beethoven while undergoing treatment (because that would be immoral). It really is okay to take away free will.

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  111. so i'm a false alarmist by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    or perhaps, you have a false sense of security

    hmm...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_addiction

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    1. Re:so i'm a false alarmist by DaggertipX · · Score: 1

      Your lack of punctuation and capital letters make it almost impossible to even find a point in your near incoherent rambling.

      In fact, the only point that I've received from your posts is that maybe we need to spend the money on education instead of a "war on drugs". I have a gut feeling that doing so would probably have the effect of making Slashdot more readable, and lower drug addiction rates in the general populace.

  112. Crack Babies by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

    I wonder if anyone has considered that this might be useful if given to crack babies, who some argue have a biological pre-disposition to cocaine use/addiction, if it could stop them from being able to "go down that path" that would likley result in addiction later in life.

    Regarding the ethics, I have a hard time with vaccination mandates from the government, but when the HPV vaccine (STD) was offered for girls, I understood why some girls would resent being vaccinated if they had religious beliefs that would lead them to not be exposed to the virus, and being vaccinated called their self-defined integirty into question. I also see how the straight A+ honor student might be a little irked that his parents decided while a child that he couldn't be trusted to "say no to drugs." However, in the end, I think in any case, if the side-effets are slim to none (idealisticly), I'd say a reasonable person would say there is nothing wrong with being "too careful." I'm sure some would say that in this case, it could deprive the child from experiencing the drug, and that the laws are wrong, not the user, I don't think anyone could agree that cocaine (legal or not) is a *healthy* activity even in moderation, and the medical community's mission is better health (except for Big Pharma, they're in it for the money.)

    While this is definately a novel approach and an interesting one, I would think however, it would be more fruitful to invest in research to prevent the brain chemistry changes that cause addicion (for biological chemical dependancy, and not run of the mill behavioral addictive patterns), so that it would be ideally, a silver bullet, allowing users to use, without becoming so dependant that they make poor life choices like using behind the wheel, using dirty needles to get the fix, stealing to support the habit. I think the reason the "war on drugs" is supported by so many people, even those who have used in the past, is the fear of being victimized due to someone else's addiction.

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    1. Re:Crack Babies by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      Who are you going to give it to? Crack babies are a medical myth as far as the science has shown.

  113. Oppressive governments and religions. by Lethyos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Both would prefer no other pleasures exist to compete with their interests, as suggested by George Orwell.

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    1. Re:Oppressive governments and religions. by rush22 · · Score: 1

      Damn government is always trying to take away my soma!

  114. well that's amazing by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    so you are saying that we can make cocaine and heroin legal, just as soon as human beings stop caring when people they walk by on their way to work are dying in the street

    drug legalization: legal in a world without any human conscience

    that seems to be your position

    and i agree, it would be legal in such a world

    but back here in this weird place called reality, you need to update your opinion to include the small nagging issue of people actually caring when someone is dying in the street

    when you've done that, get back to me

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    1. Re:well that's amazing by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      you need to update your opinion to include the small nagging issue of people actually caring when someone is dying in the street
      I understand that people care when they see people dying in the street, but they are not forced to act to help them; some do, others do not. It is their guilt, their sympathy, their generosity, that causes a person to want to act, to clothe and feed the helpless, it is a choice, there is no one but you forcing your hand to help (governmental influence aside), that is the distinction I was trying to make. It's a little bit flawed logic; A person allowing himself to become helpless, does not force you to clothe and feed him. It is your own inability to let nature run its course, to let him die in the street, that forces you to clothe and feed them. Be sure to place the blame in the proper place, as the addict may never have asked for your help. As for people actually caring for people dying in the street, that is true. But, I for one, (try to) have no sympathy for someone who has been given ample help and opportunity to correct their situation but have continued to fail. The truly helpless, the ones who in nature's opinion should die in the street or where ever they may fall. In an ideal world, those would be the only ones left dying in the street, those that truly cannot be helped and in that case the rational mind must rule over the emotional one, for our species to survive we must allow nature to run its course with the truly weak, we must let them die.

  115. here's a wild and crazy concept for you: scale by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    for example, going 60 mph is legal, going 120 mph is not

    risking addiction with alcohol or pot should be legal, risking addiction with coke or heroin is not

    it's about the fact that alcohol/ pot=mildly addictive, heorin. coke=wildly addictive

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_addiction

    now that you have this wonderful concept called "scale" before you, maybe you can rework what you said above to make some sense

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    1. Re:here's a wild and crazy concept for you: scale by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      What of all the currently legal class A drugs that are derivatives of opiates, meth and cocaine? They are legal, controlled and often more addictive than what they were derived from. Why shouldn't meth etc. fall under this category of being available from doctors?

  116. At least the drunks pass out by themselves by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Ah goody. Another blow landed in the Puritans' War On Fun. Soon, we'll all be living as their god intended, with no frivolous distractions at all! What could be more satisfying? Having a syringe to stick into the annoying tornado of over-excitement who's ruining the party?

    I mean, one with a liquid in it, not air to shoot in their veins ;-)
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  117. orwellian doublespeak by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    in procrasti's world, "a hard choice" is what we call slavery

    for example, a slave can choose not to work the fields today if he wants, but then he gets 20 lashings. he can choose to marry another slave that his master did not choose for him to mate with, but that's 50 lashings

    so he's not really a slave see, he can still choose to do anything he wants just like a nonslave, it's just harder for him. a slave is as free as you and me, it's just that his choices are a "hard choice" because they involve lashings

    i await your next piece of divine wisdom on why water is dry and the sun is dark

    i have discovered the amazing truth from you that slavery is just a world like freedom, it's just full of hard choices

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    1. Re:orwellian doublespeak by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Jane keeps trying breaking up with Carl, but he always manages to talk his way back into her bed.

      Mary doesn't want to have anything to do with Brian, but since she's chained in his rape dungeon, she doesn't have a choice.

      Jane may be a metaphorical slave to Carl's silver tongue, but Mary is a real slave to Brian. Please learn the difference.

  118. Clapton? by framauro13 · · Score: 1

    I'd hate to see how his music would have turned out had he been vaccinated.

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    1. Re:Clapton? by phagstrom · · Score: 1

      she don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie - ehhhhh, or-ange?

  119. wait, is this a troll? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    or did you actually just make the straight faced argument that slavery is superior to freedom?

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    1. Re:wait, is this a troll? by zzsmirkzz · · Score: 1

      I only made the straight-faced argument that for some people it just might be...

  120. As long as it's not required, sure. by framauro13 · · Score: 1

    While this technology would be great for helping addicts overcome their addictions, I hestitate to think that it would be a good idea for anyone to require such a vaccine as some comments have speculated. Who knows? Maybe this drug could open the way to other drugs that allowed to block a more wide range of physical and emotional responses to external stimuli other than narcotics.

    One drug blocks this, another blocks that, next thing you know we're all doped up waiting on Christian Bale to save us. But then again, I didn't RTFA. Maybe I'm just stretching it a bit :)

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  121. experience and education have no value by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you don't understand addiction. people don't make rational decisions to take drugs. they take them in moments of weakness: the loss of a job, the loss of spouse. and then the chemical takes over, and controls your life

    how can i say this? how if i told you about a class of people who were the most educated class of people on the issue of painkillers and drugs. and that this same MOST highly educated class of people, also had the highest rates of addiction for doctors. i'm talking about anesthesiologists

    so how does that work? the people most educated are also the most addicted? the people who know the MOST about the pitfalls?

    because education is not the deciding factor. simple exposure is. all highly addictive drugs need to addict is exposure. all they need is a moment of weakness. something we all have. it's an incredibly straightforward relationship: more exposure= more addicts

    therefore, the most effective way to fight addiction is to make highly addictive drugs illegal. yes, you immediately introduce all of the negative influences of prohibition. and yet the negatives of higher exposure to coke, heroin, and meth are still greater than all the organized crime statistics you want to cite. with LESS addictive substances, prohibition's lessons apply: alcohol, marijuana

    but not those lessons do not prevail when we are dealing with the vampires. not the drugs where simple exposure leads to addiction, regardless of willpower, experience, and education

    you speak of economists. economists talk about rational decision makers in a rational marketplace. these arguments don't apply to addiction, because addiction is not a rational choice

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    1. Re:experience and education have no value by rhakka · · Score: 1

      You are completely misunderstanding what I'm saying. When, as a class of people, they are UNAWARE of the risks of drug taking, they take them in much larger quantities. Witness the 60s/70s. Witness how existing drugs slow down in usage after an initial spike, when people are confronted with the reality of heavy usage on a relatively wide scale. There are occasional spikes of reoccurrence, but not a generalized increase in usage. I"m not saying that you can educate people away from drug usage entirely. I'm saying you can prevent people from unknowingly flirting with disaster. There will always be those who flirt with it anyway, but education does make a difference. Mine came from knowing people with problems (since DARE was packed full of bullshit, I wrote that off pretty fast). So I didn't try anything really addictive other than cigarettes until after my love affair with drugs was over.

      You are right that addiction is not rational. As such, treating it as a health problem rather than a criminal one should yield much more appropriate results than jailing people for a moment of weakness that, initially at least, didn't hurt anyone, don't you think?

      You cannot cite any example of more exposure creating more addicts. You cannot say why people specialize in anesthesia in the first place, so while you do have a correlation if I assume you are correct, you do NOT have a causal relationship. And areas that have much laxer rules regarding heavy drugs haven't, according to any stats I've seen reported, seen an increase in hard drug usage as a result. I've met people studying pharmacy and chemistry specifically so they can play with drugs: that's not just a reach. I have no doubt whatsoever the anasthetically curious would gravitate that way in their studies.

      So again: I understand what you want, and you want to believe that our system does something to help, but it doesn't. All it does is prevent people who could be productive members of our society from seeking help because of legal ramifications of their admission of their problem; period. That anasthesiologist you mention stands to lose an awful lot by admitting their problem. And the much more common, much less educated addict out there is unlikely to even know what is available to help them with their problem until a few rounds "in the system".

      Addiction is not rational, it's true. And neither are drug laws.

  122. Re:Chantix Works Fine (i have firsthand experience by Rhys · · Score: 1

    Especially given the companies under discussion.

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  123. Slaves have NO CHOICE by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    Their will is subject to the will of their owner.

    A drug has no will, so the use of a drug by an addict is still the addict's own will.

    A slave is not free to make any choice, there is no freedom after the lashings. A drug addict can have their freedom, it is hard, the drug may even 'lash' them for breaking free but they do not have to remain addicted for ever. Therefore, they are not a SLAVE.

  124. [citation needed] by thegnu · · Score: 1

    The idea of making drugs like coke illegal is that they provide a major public health crisis.

    Reference? I'm calling ur bullshit, kthx.
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    1. Re:[citation needed] by alexborges · · Score: 1

      Go and see what the American Journal of Health has to say about pot.

      Hell, go and see what EVERY decent study ever made on pot shows that it physically damages the user less than alcohol, some say nicotine, for example, is way more harmful (which it is, by the way).

      Shoo...

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    2. Re:[citation needed] by sg_oneill · · Score: 1

      Nicotine is probably the most harmful drug we know. Heroin will kill roughly 1 in 10, thereabouts , of its addicts. Nicotine will kill 1 in 3.

      Go follow that ones implications to its logical conclusion.

      (Disclaimer: I'm a shocking Nicotine addicts and I utterly resent the shit for it. I want my health back, but every time I go to quit I end up almost psychiatric from the freaking withdrawal symptoms.)

      That said I'm worried about this research. Cocaine is actually used medically as a top notch little local anesthetic. More to the point, if they then use this on Opiates, what happens when I get cancer (see above admission on smoking!) and actually need Opiates for my pain.

      That said, if they could do a 'vaccine' for nicotine that makes the stuff stop working, BRING IT ON.

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    3. Re:[citation needed] by thegnu · · Score: 1

      I'm not questioning that pot is safe. I'm just asking for references that indicate that cocaine would cause a public health crisis.

      Honest education about their actual effects is the best defense against drug use. Drugs are not going away. Especially as long as we use them for so many beneficial things.

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    4. Re:[citation needed] by toadlife · · Score: 1

      Hi there,

      Just a word of encouragement. I smoked for 14 years until last May. I'm not sure exactly why I quit, but one day I just decided I was sick of it, and have managed to not start back up.

      When I decided I was at a big box store shopping and I picked up a box of nicotine gum. It *really* helped out a lot for the first week or so. After that the gum ran out, I could not justify to myself spending more on bad tasting gum than I would for an equivalent supply of cigarettes, so I went cold turkey from there. If you ever think you've had enough, I would recommend the nicotine replacement. It certainly helped with the chemical aspect, but unfortunatlty the psychological aspect of a smoking addiction is a much bigger piece of the puzzle.

      Anyhow, don't take my post as saying, "You should quit, because I did." There is nothing that annoyed me more than non-smokers who told me I should quit. Every time someone suggested I quit or told me about how bad smoking was, I would think in my head, "No shit Sherlock! Got any more valuable life tips for me asshole?", or a sarcastic, "Really? I had no idea these things were bad for me! Thanks for letting me know!".

      Good luck, and to hell with the ignorant the anti-smoking Nazis.

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    5. Re:[citation needed] by mightyQuin · · Score: 1

      Have you tried Zyban?

      I'm nicotine free for 14 months now. Took Zyban for 3 months.

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    6. Re:[citation needed] by nbert · · Score: 1

      I totally agree that a vaccine for nicotine would be great. Take it once and never ever think about starting again.

      However, while finishing another pack I'm wondering how much nicotine the antibodies could take out before reaching the nerve system. There must be a physical limit which chain smokers might be able to reach. Some people might simply smoke more to get to the level they feel comfortable on (which would result in a higher production of antibodies on the other hand).
      I don't know where the balance point of this is, but people like me might end up smoking 3 packs a day and feeling miserable nevertheless.

      Just an uninformed theory...

    7. Re:[citation needed] by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Nicotine is probably the most harmful drug we know. Heroin will kill roughly 1 in 10, thereabouts , of its addicts. Nicotine will kill 1 in 3.

      Uhh, don't you mean that tobacco smoking will kill 1 in 3? Because I've never heard that nicotine by itself causes cancer or any life threatening conditions (barring an overdose).

      (Disclaimer: I'm a shocking Nicotine addicts and I utterly resent the shit for it. I want my health back, but every time I go to quit I end up almost psychiatric from the freaking withdrawal symptoms.)

      Start smoking pot. Seriously. I've never been addicted to nicotine and the handful of times I tried tobacco smoking I got horribly sick, but I have two friends that quit and claim it helped. Doesn't hurt to try.

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    8. Re:[citation needed] by ShiNoKaze · · Score: 1

      The question is what kind of respect do you have for yourself? What would you do for the next fix? Is there a limit? Odd's are there is. Just imagine the act, then go do it. If you can think of there being a limit to what you would be willing to do, a line you won't cross, then that habit is just as low as that action. You can now detest that habit just as much as whatever that act is. It won't work unless you really sit down and think of the lowest thing you can that is just past what you'd be willing to do. You may chance losing some respect for yourself, but that was illusory respect that you thought you had because you were lying to yourself about how low you'd go. The respect you just gained back from kicking the habit can never be taken away.

  125. Re:Cough Medications by rueger · · Score: 1

    On those rare occasions when I got a bad cough, bad enough that I actually sought treatment, I bought off the shelf commercial cough medicine - the ones using dextromethorphan. I'll swear that they did nothing, and just now see that there is actual research suggesting the same.

    Finally during one particularly bad illness a pharmacist gave me cough medicine containing codiene. Wow - the first night's sleep in two weeks.

    Too often these days the medicines that are given are chosen less for their efficacy than for their lack of any of those "bad" drugs. It's frustrating that anti-drug paranoia is influencing medical decisions.

    As regards the cocaine vaccine - how long before some dimwitted politician decides to start vaccinating elementary school students?

  126. Will this work versions, like WorldofWarcrack? by DRAGONWEEZEL · · Score: 1

    Cause if so, sign me up! I am addicted to dailys, herb farming, and making tons of gold! I need help. I can't stop!

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  127. Doesn't treat psychological dependence by Xelios · · Score: 1

    The trick with smoking is it's a habit more than an addiction. The chemical addiction is really not so hard to overcome by itself, you'll feel a bit 'out of it' for a few days afterward (tired, irritated, classic stimulant withdrawal), but those things tend to subside relatively quickly. It's the habit portion that's so hard to overcome. You're used to going out for a smoke from time to time, and without that little smoke break you feel bored. You get hooked on the experience, not the chemical.

    I guess this would be called psychological dependence. They may be able to 'vaccinate' against the physical dependence of nicotine, but that won't help one bit with the psychological aspect of the addiction.

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  128. legalization leads to more exposure by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    more exposure leads to more addicts

    more addicts is worse than all the negative effects of the war on drugs

    this observation does not hold for pot, lsd, alcohol, nicotine

    this observation does apply to cocaine, heroin, meth

    i will grant you that coca tea is ok. it is very weak. the natives of bolivia, etc., didn't have the technology to make cocaine stronger than that. so coca tea is like khat: essentially harmless. but purified cocaine is pure addiction, and therefore should be outlawed

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    1. Re:legalization leads to more exposure by Alpha830RulZ · · Score: 1

      Let's look at your assumptions.

      1) "more exposure leads to more addicts". You assume that prohibition reduces exposure. Since prohibition dramatically increases the profits to be made from drugs, it creates a pretty significant incentive to promote drug usage. Crack, for example, was highly promoted in various markets in the US. If the large profits weren't available, do you think the import supply would be as large? For some actual evidence, consider what happened after the pure food and drug act of 1906 passed, which required accurate labeling of patent medicines. At this time, morphine and cocaine were as legal as sugar, and almost as available. When the Act passed, it -killed- the patent medicine industry. Usage dropped, despite complete legality. It was only after the Harrison Act of 1914 passed, pushing drugs underground, that street addiction started to climb again.

      2) "more addicts is worse than all the negative effects of the war..." "this observation does not hold for ... alcohol and nicotine". Nicotine is going to kill about 400,000 people this year. And next year. And the next year after that. Alchohol is good for about 60,000 direct deaths a year, plus collateral damage. (source, US Government SAMHSA statistics, http://oas.samhsa.gov/) The estimated combined cocaine, heroin, and meth active using population is on the order of about 3-4,000,000 people. (again, SAMSHSA stats). Census statistics show that most users actually clean up rather than dying. If you look into the age trends of users (see ibid) most users age out of heavy drug use. Or they die, obviously. However, if you compare statistics of current usage to past usage, there are orders of magnitude more -past- users than current users, indicating that lots of people move on. So it's not clear that simple usage of these drugs is a death sentence.

      3) every time a commodity is made illegal, an incentive develops to concentrate it to make it easier to smuggle, and more valuable per unit of sale. It is more profitable to smuggle gin than beer, for example, so Alcohol prohibition in the states saw a trend from beer consumption changing to hard liquor. When pot was made more illegal, smugglers increased their loads of cocaine and heroin, as pot now had a bad risk/reward ration per pound. Pot growers learned how to make sinsemilla. Prohibition directly incentivizes the creation of these stronger drugs.

      4) "purified cocaine is pure addiction". As I mentioned above, there are 10's of millions of ex-cocaine users. There are 10's of millions of ex amphetamine users. There were thousands of GI's who came back from Vietnam and instantly quit using heroin. Usage does not an addict make. Strength doesn't change the addictive nature of a drug - alcoholics (of which I am one) will cheerfully use beer, wine or whiskey to do the same damage.

      The evidence in front of us doesn't support your statements. The War on Some Drugs hasn't lowered usage. It has ruined the governments of countries, and thrown millions of people in jail. Maybe we should consider other approaches.

      I know addiction, I've been there. Laws don't work.

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  129. Re:Chantix Works Fine (i have firsthand experience by jaymzter · · Score: 1

    Chantix worked for me. I quit after about a month because I couldn't stand the "stank farts" side effect. Like the OP, I have absolutely no mental desire or physical craving to go back.

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  130. water is dry! the sun is dark! slavery is freedom! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    anyone else would have realized by now that redefining your terms to have the exact opposite meaning is a sign of defeat

    but you keep right in bulldozing, congratualtions to hard headed stubbornness

    procrasti you need to learn the value of honesty

    here, this guy has the same opinion you do, but at least he is honest about what his position means, about what your position means:

    http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=404888&threshold=3&commentsort=1&mode=nested&cid=21898958

    slavery to drugs is not a kind of freedom where you have "hard choices"

    fucking incredible stubbornness in the face of complete defeat

    redefine slavery as freedom, and you keep right on chugging

    in your own maladaptive display of colossal stubbornness in complete defeat, where you wind redefining slavery as freedom, you're kind of awesome

    kind of like a massive carwreck with lots of decapitated bodies is awesome

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  131. It started with Ten Thousand People... by slicenglide · · Score: 1

    and then slowly the virus changed. People became more aggressive, and less tolerant of light. But I can find the cure, I am.... -I AM LEGEND!

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  132. You provide no argument here, just repitition by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    A person cannot be a slave to themselves. A person cannot be a slave to something with no WILL. A person can only be a slave to something with a will, ie another person.

    Drugs have no will, addicts are slaves merely to their own impulses, which is actually the definition of freedom retard.

    Freedom to pursue your OWN WILL. If anything, you want people to be slaves TO YOUR WILL.

  133. oh great by hyperstation · · Score: 0

    now they've gone and "blown" all the fun out of coke. isn't anything sacred?

  134. HORRIBLE development by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long until part of the sentence for cocaine possession or use requires either a lengthy prison stay or mandatory injection with this? What happens if you are only suspected of cocaine use, but it can't be proven? What if this becomes a public health measure - to inject most children with this to head off drug addiction? It's one thing to vaccinate against disease, but chemically changing the human body as part of a "war on drugs" gives me the shivers. Especially because these powerful scientific tools are likely to be just as foolishly and unfairly misused as the conventional tools used to combat drug use (prison sentences and no-knock searches for example). Let's not forget that if past experience is any guide, what this will end up leading to is 30% of the poor and minority populations in this country injected with all this crap, independent of the long term consequences.

  135. Doesn't prevent addiction, just fulfillment? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe I'm reading the summary wrong, but it sounds to me like this won't actually help one bit with the cravings; it will just prevent the drug from having any response. In other words, the effect of the vaccine would be like quitting cold turkey...extremely painful for the firmly addicted (possibly even dangerous for a drug like cocaine). You could keep injecting/snorting/smoking it, but it won't do a darn thing for you.

    The same would no doubt hold true for a similarly-functioning nicotine vaccine. It could be a very unpleasant way to quit smoking.

    1. Re:Doesn't prevent addiction, just fulfillment? by jombeewoof · · Score: 1

      ...the effect of the vaccine would be like quitting cold turkey...extremely painful for the firmly addicted (possibly even dangerous for a drug like cocaine). You could keep injecting/snorting/smoking it, but it won't do a darn thing for you.

      The same would no doubt hold true for a similarly-functioning nicotine vaccine. It could be a very unpleasant way to quit smoking. Cocaine is not physically addictive. You can quit cold turkey without any fear of getting sick.
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  136. yes, yes, yes by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    addiction is a state of perfect rational choice, no compulsion or coercion about it

    zzz

    it's tired man, you're tired. watching you calling the sky green and calling the desert the ocean with a straight face is fun at first, but then you get pretty boring...

    yawn

    hey, btw, isn't a shame you can't 0 rate my comments here?

    i miss that validation

    (snicker)

    ps:

    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=addiction+slavery

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    1. Re:yes, yes, yes by Procrasti · · Score: 1

      addiction is a state of perfect rational choice, no compulsion or coercion about it
      Who compels or coerces the drug addict?

      The drug may alter a person's will, but it forever remains their will...

      The only compulsion and coercion here is the state trying to stop that person following their will.

      hey, btw, isn't a shame you can't 0 rate my comments here?
      I see you get your fair share of troll ratings here on your own, you don't need my help.

      ps: The second link from that query: http://books.google.com/books?id=_koKWNoudJwC&dq=addiction+slavery

  137. re: vaccines by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    In this ever increasingly complex world we live in, it's really not at all surprising that "few parents have even bothered to look at what they are allowing to be pumped into their kids". It seems we've all entered into a pact with federal government where we give them a percentage of our earnings, and in return, we expect them to make these types of decisions for us using the best information possible.

    Most people simply don't have the time to do the research necessary to determine if drugs X, Y and Z have any potential or suspected bad effects, and what specific levels of potential risks are associated with each of them, PLUS additional research to determine what negative side-effects they might incur for refusal to go along with the established program of "standards" (will the kid be barred from attending public school for the non-compliance, for example?).

    Now, personally, I'd argue that if I wasn't forced to work so hard and so long just to get by (largely because govt. takes so much of my income away from me in the form of income tax, sales tax, etc.), I'd have the time and energy to look after more of this myself! But that would be the thinking of "fringe politics", along the likes of Ron Paul - who the mass media already wrote off as a "real" candidate for this next election.

  138. anesthesiologists don't do it for you? by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    ok, how about hillbilly heroin?

    this is an epidemic where the drug is free, prescribed, purified, price standardized, and controlled

    and yet still it gets out and addicts people and creates a black market

    relaxing some of those controls would do what?

    it would simply result in more addicts, not less

    so how is this possible?

    because simple exposure to a vampire like heroin leads to addiction

    heroin + natural organic moments of weakness we all feel -> addiction, in every single human being. in me. in you. everyone. no matter the education, no matter naything else

    no other observation overpowers that observation: more exposure = more addicts

    it's an ironclad observation

    therefore, the most effective harm reduction policy is exposure reduction

    make it illegal, and you increase the harm from impure product, crime to get money to buy it, a growing mafia, all of that prohibition ugliness

    and yet you still do the least overall harm to people, addicts, society, any overall measurement you want to make on harm

    prohibition is evil, and it sucks

    and yet wider access to heroin is still worse

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    1. Re:anesthesiologists don't do it for you? by rhakka · · Score: 1

      You have no "observation", ironclad or otherwise. No casual relationship at all. You are only pointing at people who are addicts and claiming that if drugs were not illegal, we'd have more. But, again, countries that have more liberal rules about drug usage than we do haven't seen these epidemics occur. Do they have drug addicts? Sure... on parlance with us, or even less.

      Somehow, telling people we won't throw them in jail if they do oxy, that means more people will decide that doing oxy is a good idea?

      Really?

      Legality isn't what holds most people back from trying drugs. You can keep pretending that's the last line between us and a sea of rampant addiction, but again, you're just pretending. Look at the facts sometime, not individual anecdotes.

  139. Imagine the government mandating this for criminal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    makes me fucking sick...

    these sick fucks would force this upon general people..

    you know how many shots you get when you go to jail??

    sick sick sick

  140. Re: vaccines by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Now wait a minute. First you argue that vaccines won't catch on because people won't just take them, then you turn around and argue that people will take any vaccine the government tells them. Which is it?

  141. yes, tired old drivel

    boring, old, done

    zzz

    so anyways, what exactly compels you to 0 rate all of my comments?

    please don't stop, it fills me with glee to bother you so much

    i'm just wondering at the psychology of the sycophant

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    1. Re:zzz by Procrasti · · Score: 1

      You didn't check that link out at all did you? The second link in the query you gave me is a book arguing that drug addiction is NOT slavery. Boring old drivel is anything you don't agree with I guess.

      what exactly compels you to 0 rate all of my comments?
      I consider you a troll and I saw your frustration with jxg over this, but mostly because you troll.

  142. [citation needed] by harl · · Score: 2

    I second that. Put up or shut up.

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  143. Seemingly good, potentially horrible. by arthurh3535 · · Score: 1

    No, this is not a knee-jerk reaction to the silliness of the war on drugs. This is asking "Why the hell are people reducing the effect of all cocaine derived **//medicines//**???" These pain relievers are an important part of many people's lives to mitigate and control pain.

    "I'm sorry, Doctor. I've been immunized to that basic pain medication you want to give me."

    People are crazy.

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  144. when will somebody mention neuromancer? by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

    The trials done at Columbia with 10 college students with no plans to quit the drug may not really give you much information about the behavior of addicts, as far as whether or not dedicated addicts will seek another drug or not.

    This is, incidentally, my #1 annoyance about drug policy discussions - people who don't draw a distinction between casual, recreational users and those who are actually addicted to the drug in question.

    And geez, this is slashdot, how long will it take for somebody to mention this:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuromancer

    For those who don't know, when the lead character was made bio-chemically incapable of getting high on either cocaine or amphetamines, he sought out an exotic synthetic with similar effects.

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    1. Re:when will somebody mention neuromancer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the rest of us at least try to live in the real world and we have enough of a life that we don't have to turn to '80s cyberpunk novels for our touchstones? Or how about "because if a scientific study at a major university isn't going to give us much information about the behavior of addicts, we sure as heck aren't going to look to William Gibson to give us the truth."?

  145. Data by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

    For weeks 9 through 12, the 4-week continuous abstinence rates were 44.0% for varenicline vs 17.7% for placebo (odds ratio [OR], 3.85; 95% confidence interval [CI], 2.70-5.50; P less than .001) and vs 29.5% for bupropion SR (OR, 1.93; 95% CI, 1.40-2.68; P less than .001). Bupropion SR was also significantly more efficacious than placebo (OR, 2.00; 95% CI, 1.38-2.89; P less than .001). For weeks 9 through 52, the continuous abstinence rates were 21.9% for varenicline vs 8.4% for placebo (OR, 3.09; 95% CI, 1.95-4.91; P less than .001) and vs 16.1% for bupropion SR (OR, 1.46; 95% CI, 0.99-2.17; P = .057). Varenicline reduced craving and withdrawal and, for those who smoked while receiving study drug, smoking satisfaction. No sex differences in efficacy for varenicline were observed. Varenicline was safe and generally well tolerated, with study drug discontinuation rates similar to those for placebo. The most common adverse events for participants receiving active-drug treatment were nausea (98 participants receiving varenicline [28.1%]) and insomnia (72 receiving bupropion SR [21.9%]).

    Varenicline, an {alpha}4beta2 Nicotinic Acetylcholine Receptor Partial Agonist, vs Sustained-Release Bupropion and Placebo for Smoking Cessation
  146. Well that's not fun by Is0m0rph · · Score: 1

    A vaccine for blow. That doesn't sound very fun at all!

  147. not a big worry by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    The orgasm releases neurotransmitters that are similar to cocaine. Perhaps those vaccinated against cocaine would never have orgasms, or reduced orgasms. In fact, dopamine is critical for a lot of enjoyment. Maybe this will spawn a 'deadheading' procedure. Piss off the wrong person or government and you will never enjoy anything ever again. You wouldn't even want revenge, there would be no joy in it.


    If the antibodies got into the brain and cross reacted with dopamine, I'd be more worried about Parkinsonian symptoms than blocking orgasm. But even though cocaine blocks the dopamine transporter, it is chemically pretty difficult from dopamine, so it should be possible come up with an antigen that only elicited antibodies against cocaine, and not against dopamine or other related natural neurotransmitters and hormones. These are such an obvious concern that the vaccine would never have gone forward if there were any evidence of this.
  148. cocaine safe? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    Cocaine is actually one of the safer stimulants out there (compared to its main rivals, crack and meth, which emerged due to cocaine's astronomical price thanks to prohibition).


    You are quite a ways behind the times. The notion that cocaine is a relatively safe stimulant fell by the wayside when people in their 20's started dropping dead from cocaine cardiotoxicity. Crack is just another name for cocaine (in the free-based form in which it is now most commonly sold--once in the bloodstream, it is the same drug). Meth may indeed be worse than cocaine but that is more an indictment of meth than a testimonial for cocaine.
  149. Root canal... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Uhmmm, dont go to the desntist after having had one of those immunizations...

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  150. so if i am a troll by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    why do you bother arguing with me?

    am i beneath you? or redeemable in your eyes?

    because the 0 rating suggests an antisocial finality to the pointlessness of talking to me directly

    yet you continue to banter your stupidity at me like you want me to convince me of something

    jxg rates me 0 all the time, and doesn't talk to me. makes sense: he has no respect for me whatsoever. that's fine. now i see a 0 rating of his as a sort of validation

    but you're not jxg. you babble at me AND 0 rate me

    well: rate me 0 all you want dude, call me a troll all you want. hate me, despise me, have no respect for me. no problem

    but then you don't get to talk to me, if you wish to present yourself to me as a someone worthy of interaction

    just wondering at your defense of your behavior of modbombing, why that's ok, when you continue to talk to me

    either you hold me in absolute contempt, or you consider me redeemable

    modbombing someone and engaging them in discussion is a form of what kind of behavior in your judgment?

    how would you characterize that?

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  151. endogenous neurochemicals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what if some of the neurochemicals in your brain, like noradrenaline, are chemically similar enough to the target antigen (cocaine) to cause the antibodies to attack your own neurotransmitters?

  152. Re:Does it block legitimate effects of medical dru by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    Is it really so selective that it prevents getting a high from cocaine, yet does not diminish the anesthetic effects of lidocaine, xylocaine, articane, prilocaine, etc.?


    This is one case in which similarity of name is misleading. cocaine does not really look all that much like procaine or other local anesthetics. Not surprising, since cocaine does something other local anesthetics don't do--it blocks the dopamine transporter. So it shouldn't be that hard to avoid local anesthetic cross reactivity. Pretty much the same thing goes for dopamine and other natural catecholamines, and these are obvious things to check.
  153. you want facts, you get facts by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    "countries that have more liberal rules about drug usage than we do haven't seen these epidemics occur. Do they have drug addicts? Sure... on parlance with us, or even less"

    hmmm

    switzerland is pretty liberal on drug policy

    and will ya look at that...

    http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/cri_dru_off-crime-drug-offences

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    1. Re:you want facts, you get facts by rhakka · · Score: 1

      first off, "drug offences" hardly means anything. If we make taking aspirin a "drug offence", our numbers go up too. Or, if our police are particularly good, or focused on drug enforcement.

      what you really want to know is how many addicts are there?

      unfortunately, that's a hard number to get. You know, since it's illegal and all, people don't like to walk up and volunteer that info. but every survey or report I've ever read has indicated no real difference between us and, say, amsterdam beyond the "drug tourism" factor of amsterdam's relative novelty among its neighbors. kids growing up there are LESS likely to do coke and heroin than kids here.

      the fact is, i'm on vacation and i don't have time to educate you on this. the total fact is, find any real fact that backs up your belief and I'll applaud you. But sadly, you won't, beyond some meaningless stats about arrests that just further illustrate the violence and damage the drug war itself, rather than drug usage, does. but then, you don't care about the truth of the matter, not really.. you just want to feel like you can affect the problem. take action. It's a natural , but misguided impulse in this case.

  154. wrong by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    No, this is not a knee-jerk reaction to the silliness of the war on drugs. This is asking "Why the hell are people reducing the effect of all cocaine derived **//medicines//**???" These pain relievers are an important part of many people's lives to mitigate and control pain.


    Not true. There are no important cocaine-derived pain relievers.
  155. It should fail. by bornwaysouth · · Score: 2, Informative

    I worked as an immunochemist from 1973 to 1985 on a very similar idea, trying to get a vaccine against a fungal toxin. Making the antigen was what my doctorate was about. Getting an immune response was easy. Getting it to be useful was difficult, and in the end, not funded.

    The key problem is effectiveness. The immune response relies on immunoglobulins, proteins which have about 600 residues per binding site. The immune system evolved to take out large molecules, and the bacteria or whatever hanging off them. Most drugs are small. The rule of thumb is they all weigh 250 amu, call it 2 residues. (That is, equivalent in weight to 2 amino acids). So to mop up a gram of cocaine, you need 300 grams of antibodies in the body devoted solely to the cocaine problem. Forget it. Too big a problem.

    Our fungus was more effective, so we were out to mop up only a few milligrams. We did get a biological response. We made the disease worse. That leads to the next problem. Antibodies do not do anything nasty themselves. They just bind and signal to a macrophage to come and eat the problem. So binding a drug does not get rid of it, but turns the drug from a short term compound, maybe readily metabolized, into a slowly released compound. That can make some diseases worse.

    So even if the cocaine could get mopped up, all you would achieve is a slow release drug. This could be metabolically effective, as the body may adapt and up or down regulate the cocaine receptors. Don't ask me what would happen. I was an organic chemist, not a vet. So a cocaine high would initially occur, but subsequent weeks-long cocaine release could mess with the cocaine receptors.

    Of more interest to us was the next step - modifying antibodies to act as enzymes. In the end, this was never funded. The up-coming DNA revolution swept up all funds, and rightly so.

    There is no point in worrying much about not being able to take your daily cocaine hit. I do not expect the vaccine to work as reported. The side effects of the treatment could be interesting, especially if you are on death row, and are given favorable treatment in return for taking cocaine. Even if purely passive, such vaccines could have one judicial use; retaining cocaine or any other drug in the body for weeks would be of use in proving a relapse into drug use, and a parole violation. I cannot see any great cheering from the sidelines for that idea either.

    The article referred to is just a report on a newspaper report. My pessimism may be unjustified. I do not have good access to the original. Anyone interested can request further comments or an email. It was all a long time ago.

    1. Re:It should fail. by calyphus · · Score: 1

      On it's face the underlying theory of this "vaccine" appears quite specious. If the immune response was fast enough to be effective against a cocaine rush, we would be incredibly healthy. What infection could survive long enough to affect us if our immune response completely eradicates invaders within seconds?

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    2. Re:It should fail. by bornwaysouth · · Score: 1

      An immune response can be that rapid. The typical example is the rapid immune response to a bee sting. You can die getting from your garden to the house where the epinephrine injection is conveniently stored. Dead in 90 seconds. But that is only true if you have had previous episodes that have predisposed you to anaphylactic shock.

      Your objection is true to quite some extent. Antibody response to a new threat, (eg, an old bug, now evolved to be unfamiliar), takes weeks. Usually it is a race between antibody response and bug growth. If bugs did not evolve, we would indeed be all incredibly healthy. In fact, the last 2 generations have lived through a one-off magic time when antibiotics have worked. Bugs are evolving and future generations will quite rightly curse our stupid misuse of them. Then, mankind should be back to dying from disease as per usual.

      To mount an immediate response, you need a high level of antibody present in the body. As my first post pointed out, the amount of antibody to cope with a gram of cocaine is impossibly high. Let's ignore that for now. Let us suppose you have been inoculated with a special vaccine, typically twice, say 2 and 4 weeks before you are deemed protected. Even that protection is a lottery. The body has billions of randomly created antibodies. You may lack the right initial template that can be mass produced into an effective immune response. Or you can and I lose out. Generally speaking, some sort of response will be mounted, but the effectiveness will easily vary 10 fold between individuals. (Yeah, you can see the researchers focusing on the few successes can't you, and claiming that this is indicative of eventual total success.) The immune response then fades down to a maintenance level, which would not cope with a sudden cocaine rush. So yes, again you are right, the inoculation is only valid if the timing can be guaranteed. Ok if you are treated in a sanatorium (aka prison), and released in the expectation that you will immediately toddle off to you local pusher. But not ok in the usual run of events, such as a reformed druggie who suddenly relapses. Again, a research program can show apparent success, but the approvals committee is unlikely to have weary cynics from drug rehabilitation clinics on the committee.

      In short, your objection is initially invalid (immune responses can be very fast indeed), but in fact I'd say it contains a good slug of truth in it. Timing can be set up to make for a falsely hopeful success report on the research.

      I'd expect that the research approvals committee would have experienced clinicians (or vets) who would know all this. In short, a bunch of old farts (like me, but more competent) would once again turn down promising research. Well, I've grown sick of promises. Given a badly cut hand, I'll opt for a run of the mill clean-and-stitch-the-silly-bastard-up approach over the promise of a plastic surgeon if I'm lucky. So I have scarred hands. Tough. They remind me not to be so stupid. Same goes for evaluating research. I like a little bit of pie in the sky to keep my hopes up, but the main delivery is from all those boring gradual improvement people.

      This research is not new, and likely to succeed only because of the way it screws around the metabolism that produces cocaine receptors. Real lottery stuff. Roll out the prison volunteers for cocaine trials. Don't expect them to be truthful. All great fun if it is someone else's money, and it comes out of a military budget that would otherwise have been spent on a really dopey new fantasy weapon. Not a likely scenario, is it. Make for an interesting movie. Especially if you get some good advice on potential side effects.

  156. Wrong by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

    30% experienced psychotic episodes?! Are you high? It can cause cause strange dreams in maybe ten percent of people, but nausea (the most common side effect) is the only one close to that percentage.

    The only psychotic episodes with varenicline that I'm aware of have been in people who had them already.

  157. Don't worry. Afterwards there will be cake! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    The nice lady on the phone promised me.

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  158. Re:Cough Medications by stonefry · · Score: 1

    Whenever the subject matter turns to cough syrup, somebody inevitably mentions a study that proves that they don't work. All I know is that when I have a sick kid hacking up a lung all night, I give them cough syrup and it goes away.

  159. Try honey by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Really any sweet syrup will do the same thing. Try honey on a spoon next time.

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  160. Puritans! by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1
    Who else can hear the sound of American puritans and busybodies cheering at the thought of yet another way to insure that their fear that someone, somewhere may be enjoying himself will find yet another repressive tool at their disposal?

    Undoubtely, they will never rest until a way is found to prevent orgasms from occuring (or at least being felt or being pleasant) or, better yet, a way of totally eradicating the pleasure center of the brain...

  161. Constitutional rights to a federal drug policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike booze, there is little or no need for a constitutional foundation for the current drug policy. The constitution allows the federal government to implement and enforce international treaties, including the 1988 United Nations Convention against Illicit Traffic in Narcotic Drugs and Psychotropic Substances and other, similar treaties. Now, those treaties do not exactly specify how each country should implement the conditions of the treaty, but it definitely authorizes the parties (including the US federal government) to outlaw the drugs covered by the treaty.

    1. Re:Constitutional rights to a federal drug policy by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Unlike booze, there is little or no need for a constitutional foundation for the current drug policy. The constitution allows the federal government to implement and enforce international treaties"

      I don't believe that any international treaties are the basis for our drug laws at present...those were brought into effect by the Nixon administration.

      However, even if it were tried this way...if the treaty was found to be unconstitutional, it would be thrown out by the Supreme Court. Nothing supercedes the US Constitution in the US. I believe that current drug laws should require a consitutional amendment for banning them federally, like booze needed....otherwise, it should be up to the states. In the US, the states are "supposed" to be the main power....

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  162. You sound hurt by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    Idiot, I'm not modbombing you, I just 0 rate you and not ALWAYS either (never where I would have given another poster a 3 for the same comment). Modbombing would be going to your profile and zeroing everything. I just read everyone's comments and mod them appropriately. I read almost every comment there and rate probably near half of them.

    I used to think you were redeemable, but you built a WALL, remember that? You said yourself that you are not redeemable, that nothing will ever change your mind on this topic.

    How many times can you tell me to die and expect respect? The disrespect aspect was entirely initiated by you, I wonder how you can even expect my slightest respect after some of the things you have said.

    You also repeat flawed arguments over and over. For example, I point out the flawed 120mph analogy a hundred times to you and you go on using it, so I assume you don't listen, don't care and are primarily interested in trolling. Its a perfect troll analogy in that it seems right on first examination, but is ultimately wrong.

    Also, if you weren't so damn prolific in your postings you probably would never have come to my attention at all - you can't post half the comments in every story and consider your respondent's sycophants for noticing you, but then again, I consider that too yet another one of your clever little trolls.

    The truth is, in general, I don't think you are worthy of interaction, but on some topics it is worth replying to your trolls just so that others don't fall for your subtly (deliberately) flawed logic.

  163. teeheehee ;-) by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    poor sad little man

    you really have no idea what you are dealing with do you

    teeheehee

    joy oh joys

    (whistling ;-)

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  164. pretty sure I do by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    an idiot 14yo troll.

  165. Re:Cough Medications by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Pseudoephedrine is a pain in the ass to get now in most states, but here in Oregon, they've made it completely illegal without a prescription. Unfortunately, phenylephrine is no more effective than placebo when ingested orally. Apparently it's effective in nasal sprays, but when ingested it doesn't get absorbed into the bloodstream at all.

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  166. Education is the best vaccine!! by listen_to_blogs · · Score: 0

    I'd rather spend the dollars raising awareness against cocaine/drug addiction. Nevertheless congratulations to the researchers. Its definitely a great breakthrough. listen_to_slashdot

  167. alcoholism isn't about alcohol by Sloppy · · Score: 1

    Really, I wish they could come up with something like this for alcoholics. .. They'd never have to worry about relapse again.

    They never have to worry about relapse with alcohol again. The desire to escape still exists.

    People don't get addicted to alcohol. They just get addicted. The means of acting out, is a very minor detail. Taking away one of the means, does nothing about the person's self-destructive desires. This just treats a symptom.

    That said, it's an interesting tool. I can see the value in converting an addict from a cocaine user to an alcohol or sex user. Sure, they're still out to hurt themselves, but at least they'll waste less money on it.

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  168. Corrected title by tacokill · · Score: 3, Informative

    For Tivo users, the actual names is "Hooked: Illegal Drugs and how they got that way". It is an ongoing series.

    I agree with the parent, however. Very very informative about the history of our drug war.

  169. HORRIBLE idea by Eravnrekaree · · Score: 1

    This idea is particularly bad. You could possibly be giving yourself a vaccine to painkillers. Not at all a good thing. The best thing to do about cocaine is not use it in the first place.

  170. Circle: ALL UR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME by alexborges · · Score: 1

    Okay, you my round friend, is wrong on all accounts.

    If addicts were "slaves", if this statement is true, then ALL adicts are slaves. Now, slaves to what? To what drug? To any drugs? To some drugs? To cocaine? To chocolate? What the hell do you mean when you say addicts are "slaves".

    Do you love your children? Can you not live without them? Would you call yourself a "slave" to them? Are you "addicted" to your children? No matter what you answer to any or all this questions, there are people that do not love their children, that can live without them, that would not be a "slave" to them, that would not be called addicted to their children but prefferably kick them out by the time they are seven. And then there are people that would prodly wear a SLAVE tatoo in their forhead to proudly show that they love their children and would do anything for them.

    You see, the world is not simple. There is almost nothing in society you can slice with your two-bit, conservative-manicheich view (not sure how to write this in english, in spanish we say Maniqueo, which was a cristian hierecy that said there was a clear separation between jesus's divinity and his body, they further stated that jesus's body was unclean, as it was of this world.... catholics burned them all. We use the term in spanish to refer to people who want to judge everything in black and white and are not willing to look at any shade of grey)... after the long parenthesis, I continue: there is almost nothing in society one can really judge as "good" or "bad" from any absolutist moral standpoint.

    You choose to say that society is right in limiting the rights of ALL citizens because SOME of them take drugs. That is what you SAY.

    Im here to tell you that NOT all drug consumers end up being addicted (id go as far as to say that MOST drug users are NOT addicted, but i have no way to prove it, so I wont go into that). NOT all drug users are, thus, addicts, but they are ALL criminalized under the same manicheich view you have.

    In this light, drug control laws stump on the rights of productive, working (from your own definition) people and should thus be ABOLISHED!

    The law MAY (if we take YOUR statements as true), protect society from some drug takers but, in the process, it limits the human rights of those that wish to consume drugs in a responsible way, arguably, the rights of MOST drug takers.

    Now, getting into that subject of how addicted are most drug-taking individuals, just look at the figures. The most taken drug is cannabis (pot), which is not physically addictive and it has less of an addictive trait than alcohol (this, and many other things youve got WRONG, can be verified in drugwarfacts.org). If its the most taken drug, and its not as addictive as alcohol, but still carries a healthy cost in the drug control policy implementation of the DEA and FBI, then its prohibition is INNEFICIENT to society and SHOULD BE ABOLISHED.

    As for stating that "any" libertarian would support your conservative point of view, ask MILTON FRIEDMAN, you TWERP: go google for "Milton Friedman" "america's drug forum" and watch the video of the grandest liberal of modern america giving you the intelectual spanking of a lifetime.

    Jeeze.... i come from a two-bit, third world, moslty catholic country but i still can see where some of you americans betray your most valuable principles. I profundly admire the young america, the old america, whitman's america, but oh, how i despize the new america, Bush's america, Reagan's america. One that decided that democracy is less important than stability, that freedom is less important than security.

    SHAME.

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  171. I've got a question by Shadow-isoHunt · · Score: 1

    Mandatory innoculations, coming to an installation of society near you!

    You know, the funny thing is this won't stop a thing. You'll just see coke starting to get mixed with short lived immunosuppressants.

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  172. Dig that crazy hepcat jive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Coke vaccine "in the works" ...

    There isn't always, and shouldn't always be, a "quick fix." ...

    Dig that crazy hepcat jive. (Sugar.)

  173. Re:Cough Medications by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

    It's a placebo. Just give them a spoonful of Karo syrup and tell them it's cough syrup. It tastes better and is just as effective.

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  174. The real reason that pot is illegal... by Grog6 · · Score: 1

    In the '30s, Pot was becoming widespread.

    The use of the southern pine forest to make pulp for the 'Paper Barons', like William Randolph Hearst, was a turf war waged with millions of acres of pine trees.

    When hemp paper, which was a cheap renewable resource, threatened to disrupt the party their monopoly allowed, they paid for laws to outlaw it.

    How many acres do you need to grow a shitload of ropeweed? Long fiber hemp will grow anywhere, on anything.

    You know someone had to pay for the propaganda that suddenly swelled out of nowhere in the 30's. Movies like 'Reefer Madness' aren't written by ex-tokers wanting to help someone recover; that's why we find it so funny now.

    Most of the racist stuff was the propaganda they spread at the time, to cover the real issue; that by controlling pulp prices they could ruin any competitor financially, and control of the press was control of pretty much all of the media at the time...this also accounts for the ease with which they convinced Congress to go along.

    I believe importing bulk hemp paper as a commodity, like news print paper, is still illegal unless it's changed recently; I know it was `30 years ago.

    There are huge areas of my state that belong to the remnant of the company that ended up with all their land. Drive I-75 thru Chattanooga, TN; Smell that? That's them.

    The entire pine acreage near me was completely wiped out a few years ago by pine beetles...all the pulp pine was susceptible to the beetle; now the only pines are the local variety, which are not susceptible.

    In my opinion, the reason it is still illegal is that it stays in your system so long, and it's the easiest thing to find.

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  175. Re:Cough Medications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DXM! DXM! DXM! T8k a bottle T8k a bottle T8k a bottle!!!! OMG! LULZ!

  176. Try oil of clove by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Or if you can't get oil of clove, you can chew on a dry clove. Tastes about as nice as (I imagine) chewing pine needles would, but it is very effective at killing the pain from a tooth with a bad hole in it. Of course, I don't recommend this as a long term solution, it is only going to get worse.

    I found this out when a dentist put in a temporary dressing that tasted like clove...I asked and he said yes, that is what it is.

  177. Clear things up for me... by purduemike · · Score: 1

    The article says, after taking the vaccine your body will now identify and rid itself of cocaine. Thus, you won't get any sort of high even if you continue to take the drug. Now, it seems to me, if I were a drug addict, and one drug is no longer working I'd just move on to another. One that will give me the high that I need. Basically, the vaccine doesn't suppress the craving, but rather just inhibits your body from satisfying it with cocaine. This is easily circumvented by shooting up, snorting or swallowing another drug.

  178. but uh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That kind of defeat's cocaine's purpose.

    This is why you don't let religious people make decisions for science.

  179. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by dbIII · · Score: 1
    Safer than some really nasty stuff out there. It's all relative. When somebody talks about the new safe illegal high it just means you have to wait a little longer for the first reported death when the "safe" tablet contains something really nasty in combination with another "safe" tablet. People don't do illegal drugs for increased life expectancy.

    Personally I think the USA should get it's management off cocaine.

  180. So where did you get 30% from? by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Oh, right, you made it up. With millions of people on a drug, even a chance of 0.01% will show up hundreds of times.

  181. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get mary jane from a middle-aged white woman with kids.

  182. No, they are not related. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Benzocaine, novacaine, and lidocaine are not at all structurally related to cocaine. They have similar names for marketing reasons only. If they were structurally related, then people would be turning them into cocaine just like they turn ephedrine into methamphetamine.

    My concern is with people snorting coke then having their throat close up and dying as a result. Also, the immune system takes a while to respond to an incoming threat (has to identify it, then start producing antibodies), so this would only stop people from binging at best.

  183. Obligatory. by soccer_Dude88888 · · Score: 0

    Prepare for Unforeseen Consequences!

  184. Local Anesthetics by LonghornXtreme · · Score: 1

    This has me kind of worried, as most local anesthetics (maybe all of them, I'm not a doctor) are based off of cocaine. Ever wonder why it nums your gums? It's because lidoCAINE, novoCAINE, marCAINE, benzoCAINE, etc... are all cocaine derivatives. This would be a terrible thing for a dental patient or anyone else needing a local for health related treatment. It would really stink to need general anesthesia to get a cavity drilled or a toenail removed etc...

    1. Re:Local Anesthetics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. They aren't. The molecules have almost no structural relation.

      As for the people who commented on this vaccine destroying the body's own neurotransmitters, that is also quite impossible with this vaccine. Cocaine is not structurally related to any of the brain's neurotransmitters. It prevents the metabolism of dopamine and temporarily blocks the Dopamine Transporter. It in itself has no binding affinity to the receptors nor is it related to them.

      Now morally, I completely disagree with the mandatory use of this vaccine. As far as addicts go, as long as it is their personal choice to use this vaccine I am all for it, but when those deemed addicts are forced to be vaccinated I draw the line. The use of a drug, even one that is potentially harmful/self destructive is an individuals own choice. Most cocaine addicts would move on to other stimulating drugs that cause a similar response in the dopaminergic system, such as amphetamines. I personally find it ironic that it is considered okay when doctors pump children as young as five full of drugs that raise dopamine levels in a similar manner to cocaine (amphetamines, or adderall used in the treatment of ADHD, which is a controversial "disease" in itself) yet someone casually using cocaine is looked down upon.

  185. Re:Chantix Works Fine by wideglide · · Score: 1

    Don't know what chantix is.
    I found another 'drug' after 28 years of heavy smoking ... one night more than 2 years ago I had a discussion with a tie worn by some type of product manager for one of the bigger tobacco firms (the one with the cowboy ..). Now this guy was 20 years younger than me and such an ass I told him I'll never give them a cent again ... I'm still keeping that promise. I never smoked again, I do avoid smoking areas because of all that smell and every single time I wanted to smoke again I just had to think of this asshole. Can't remember the name, though ...
    wideglide

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  186. Just a placebo? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Karo syrup may offer some relief. I believe that the ability to coat and to draw moisture may interfere with the irritation caused by mucous and microbe. Honey in particular has heat sensitive antimicrobial constituents that might help fight infection. I think I read about a study that compared honey that was heat treated against honey that was not. I believe it also has some antioxidant properties that could counteract some of the irritation from the excess superoxides and peroxides produced by immune response to infection. It makes sense that the bees might cough up a little something extra into their honey to keep the bugs and oxygen from spoiling it. It might not be very effective but honey has a decent safety record, unless you are an infant or have a compromised immune system. Botulism spores have been found in or on honey, but most people have developed an to them.adequate immune defense

  187. Re:Gibson called it...Oblig Ringworld as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The droud was the connector between any wall socket and Louis Wu's brain. Louis had destroyed that . . . had given it to Chmeee and watched the Kzin batter it to bits.

    So, a replacement. Bait for Louis Wu, the current addict, the wirehead. Louis's hand crept into the hair at the back of his head, under the queue. Plug in the droud, let it trickle electric current down into the pleasure center . . . where was the socket?

    Louis laughed wildly. It wasn't there! The autodoc's nano machines had rebuilt his skull without a socket for the droud!

    lol the captcha is "blissful"

  188. Bullshit rationalizations by foreverdisillusioned · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I'm sure the governments of the world do trot out these stupid arguments occasionally, but it's complete bullshit. It costs a lot of money to keep people imprisoned. Courts cost a lot of money. DEA agents cost a LOT of money. Not being able to collect tax money on drug sales costs us a LOT of money. And, as far as "encouraging crime because of the cost"--well FUCK, if it wasn't illegal people could easily afford the shit on minimum wage. It's Economics 101, man... supply and demand. The harder the DEA cracks down, the higher the street price goes. Also, at least in the case of some drugs (Meth), a lot of the taxpayer-funded healthcare costs can be reduced if their shit wasn't contaminated with very dangerous impurities and cutting agents.

  189. where do you get your 'facts' by Procrasti · · Score: 1

    switzerland is pretty liberal on drug policy
    What gives you that impression?

  190. Can't cure drugs with drugs by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

    I agree with what I think you're suggesting: that there's no legitimate use for cocaine, and so there's no reason not to disable it.

    However, I think you're missing a big downside. This amounts to curing a drug addiction with a drug. The problem with drugs isn't that people get high -- it's that people see them as an alternative to finding healthy, active, fulfilling ways to be happy, and then get adddicted to a passive, unhealthy lifestyle. To cure that, people need to find internal strength. Otherwise, gambling or alcohol or some other addiction will just get them instead.

    1. Re:Can't cure drugs with drugs by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      The problem with drugs isn't that people get high -- it's that people see them as an alternative to finding healthy, active, fulfilling ways to be happy, and then get adddicted to a passive, unhealthy lifestyle

      And just who the hell are you to say that my smoking pot isn't a fulfilling way to be happy for me? (You didn't directly say that but that seems to be the line of reasoning that you are referring to).

      If I choose to smoke pot, drink beer or use cocaine instead of playing outside on a bright sunny day, exactly what the hell is the problem? How is sitting around smoking pot any worse then somebody who sits on his ass watching TV all day? Neither one is "healthy" or "active", yet if they make somebody happy then who are we to tell them that they can't do it?

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    2. Re:Can't cure drugs with drugs by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      And just who the hell are you to say that my smoking pot isn't a fulfilling way to be happy for me?


      A grown-up, who's been where you are, and learnt from it, like many of my friends, some of whom were dealers.
    3. Re:Can't cure drugs with drugs by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      A grown-up, who's been where you are, and learnt from it, like many of my friends, some of whom were dealers.

      That sounds dangerously close to thinking that you can impose your opinions on the conduct of other people even where that conduct has no impact on you whatsoever. And what exactly is the relevance of your friends being dealers?

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    4. Re:Can't cure drugs with drugs by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      That sounds dangerously close to thinking that you can impose your opinions on the conduct of other people even where that conduct has no impact on you whatsoever.


      YOU'RE the one questioning my right to speak my mind. And if you think that other people hurting themselves has "no impact on me whatsoever" then you really are showing your immaturity.
    5. Re:Can't cure drugs with drugs by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      YOU'RE the one questioning my right to speak my mind

      And where exactly did I do that? I recall expressing an opinion about your opinion. I don't recall saying that you shouldn't speak your opinion.

      And if you think that other people hurting themselves has "no impact on me whatsoever"

      You said: "The problem with drugs isn't that people get high -- it's that people see them as an alternative to finding healthy, active, fulfilling ways to be happy, and then get adddicted to a passive, unhealthy lifestyle"
      I responded with: "And just who the hell are you to say that my smoking pot isn't a fulfilling way to be happy for me?"
      Your response was: "A grown-up, who's been where you are, and learnt from it, like many of my friends, some of whom were dealers."

      At no time in this conversation have you demonstrated why people shouldn't have the right to smoke pot. It's fully legal to sit on your ass watching TV 24/7 while drinking beer and living off McDonalds (hardly an active and healthy lifestyle) but it's illegal for me to spark up a joint? How do you justify that?

      The American Declaration of Independence states that among the "unalienable rights" are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Who are you to judge whether or not drugs are a legitimate way for people to attain said happiness? And if you can pass that judgment, then why shouldn't we regulate the couch potatoes? After all, you seem very concerned that people use "healthy and active" ways to pursue happiness.

      And before you go saying that's a bad analogy it's only in response to your statements, specifically that drugs cause people to "get adddicted to a passive, unhealthy lifestyle". Well the last time I checked, large numbers of Americans (and Westerners) are already living passive and unhealthy lifestyles without the assistance of any illegal drugs.

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      We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
    6. Re:Can't cure drugs with drugs by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      Bull, you clearly implied that my opinion was invalid, or unacceptable. The rest of your arguments about TV and such are interesting enough, but in no way disprove what I said. Either way, I stand by what I've said, I've no interest in going around in circles debating it with you, and the whether you can deal with that is your issue, not mine.

  191. Well the marijuana one doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because I drank the cool aid in jail.

  192. And drug dealers all around celebrate by ganesaraja12 · · Score: 1

    Is it just me or did Baylor Medical College just give every coke cartel around a massive simultaneous boner?
    Cocaine acts exceedingly fast if I'm not mistaken. I can understand how a "vaccine" may induce immunological opposition to cocaine, but why on Earth bother?
    1) Antibody reactions take the course of days. IgM takes days to multiply to any reasonable effect. IgG takes hours. Cocaine acts in milliseconds. It will not stop someone from guy high for a short time 2) A junkie who just took a snort and found that his high doesn't last as long may put it down to increased tolerance, and remembering that the craving persists, they'll just take more 3) Dealers end up selling more cocaine. Suddenly, for the same price, the volume of cocaine they sell may quadruple 4) More crime occurs as more low socioeconomic-status junkies resort to crime just to get more cocaine, to get the same high as before. Some may die, some may rot in jail, very few may actually give up. This drug is the ???? in the following sequence of events:

    1. Deal a drug and hope for society to miraculously increase demand 2. ???? 3. Profit!

  193. Would this vaccine ever get used? by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

    It seems to me that most people wouldn't use this vaccine, unless it's going to be required somehow. If you don't use cocaine in the first place, there is no need to take this vaccine. If you do use cocaine, why would you want to take the vaccine and 'ruin' the effects?

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  194. Here's the quote from 1984 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Already we are breaking down the habits of thought which have survived from before the Revolution. We have cut the links between child and parent, and between man and man, and between man and woman. No one dares trust a wife or a child or a friend any longer. But in the future there will be no wives and no friends. Children will be taken from their mothers at birth, as one takes eggs from a hen. The sex instinct will be eradicated. Procreation will be an annual formality like the renewal of a ration card. We shall abolish the orgasm. Our neurologists are at work upon it now. There will be no loyalty, except loyalty towards the Party. There will be no love, except the love of Big Brother. There will be no laughter, except the laugh of triumph over a defeated enemy. There will be no art, no literature, no science. When we are omnipotent we shall have no more need of science. There will be no distinction between beauty and ugliness. There will be no curiosity,no enjoyment of the process of life. All competing pleasures will be destroyed." (Orwell, 1984, pg. 267).

    Scary shit.

  195. i have a cure all drug addiction vaccine already by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

    It's called having an IQ over 100 and enough will power to ignore pressure from your retarded peers.

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  196. Correct me if I'm wrong but . . . by Jerko · · Score: 1

    if you make cocaine a hapten, you can only generate an antibody titer against it for a short time. This will only work if you constantly use cocaine. If you take a break from the blow for a while and your antibody titer drops, it will take 3 to 4 days to build back up to high titer levels. I'm sure the half-life of cocaine is significantly shorter than that. Also, cocaine goes straight to the brain, especially if inhaled. This will make it difficult to track. Sorry addicts, you're just going to have to learn to deal. Well actually, they probably do that already. Okay, let the comments begin.

  197. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Spudds · · Score: 1

    Spoken like a man who has never tried either.

    Seriously, go try cocaine. Then try crack. Then try telling me they're the exact same thing with a straight face... I dare you.

    The two are WORLDS apart, both in effect, and in the type of people who tend to use them. Cocaine is a middle/upperclass party drug. Crack is more of a poor-man's street drug.

    You can "enjoy" cocaine while doing things, like clubbing and drinking and carrying on, as the effects are fairly mild compared to crack (or other intense drugs like MDMA or LSD). With Crack, if you're doing crack, that's ALL you're doing. You don't want to see people or do anything in public. You barricade yourself in your house/car/whatever and do the crack. Then, 5 seconds after you've done it all, you consider all your options in the way of getting MORE!

    The two are worlds apart.

    And while I'm at it, I absolutely refuse to accept the cocaine is a hugely addictive drug. Stop reading your D.A.R.E. program pamphlets for 5 seconds and go do some research people! Jesus.
    Is it addictive? Yeah, mildly. I'd say slightly less addictive than alcohol.

  198. Re:Cough Medications by stonefry · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't say that it's a placebo. We first gave it to them when they were too young to even know what we were giving it to them for. For instance, my son would be asleep and coughing. We give him cough syrup at 11:30 at night. He doesn't even really wake up. He stops coughing. Why mess with what works?

  199. Re:Cough Medications by clarkcox3 · · Score: 1

    And the same thing would have happened with any thick, syrup.

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  200. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by R2.0 · · Score: 1

    Reread my post - where exactly did I say that powder and crack cocaine are the same? I said that neither was more *dangerous* than the other. Apparently, crack is NOT "instantly addicting" or so much more damaging, at least on large scale, and those were the reasons that the Feds gave when they increased the sentencing minimums on crack well above powder. The hidden reasoning was the paternalistic urge to "protect" theose poor black folks who just don't know any better. So when you say "The two are WORLDS apart, both in effect, and in the type of people who tend to use them. Cocaine is a middle/upperclass party drug. Crack is more of a poor-man's street drug.", you are agreeing with a racist policy hidden in paternalism.

    And I said nothing about the addictive nature of either drug - I only pointed out that research has shown that they are of equivalent danger. Cocaine users don't develop physical dependency like heroin or alcohol users - that's been long established. So, everyone who does coke doesn't get addicted. Big deal - everyone who drinks doesn't become an alcoholic. But that doesn't mean that alcoholics and cocaine addicts don't exist, or that their lives aren't substantially impacted by their addiction.

    So you do coke, and you have fun, and you aren't addicted. BFD. So why do you have such a big chip on your shoulder?

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    "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
  201. Re:i have a cure all drug addiction vaccine alread by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

    It's called having an IQ over 100 and enough will power to ignore pressure from your retarded peers.

    Yes, but does it work for the majority of the population with an IQ 100 and not enough will power to even accept the fact that your parents don't have the right to physically/emotionally abuse you?

    For people in those cases, drug addiction is the least of their problems.

  202. Speaking as a former cocaine "addict"... by teleny · · Score: 1

    Pretty much everyone who supports the vaccine subscribes to the idea that:
    1. Cocaine use is a disease.
    and
    2.Wouldn't it be just ducky if we could find a nice chemical intervention that would leave the idea of personal responsibility completely out of this?

    Disease folks usually are interested in certainties: on or off. What they're really interested in is not stopping addicts, but stopping everyone. If I ever wanted to go the NA route, I would have a great story to tell about how many thousands of dollars cocaine cost me, how I was kept in coercive relationships because of it, how I was stolen from, abused, and given tons of grief by dealers, etc. Fact is, I just walked out. No doctor, no group, no mentor.

    I have strong religious convictions against 12-step and other "recovery" (really, "maintainence", since they explicitly don't "cure" and don't hold out the hope of actually, physically, recovering from anything) groups. Oh, I believe in God all right: I'm even a churchgoer. And yes, I believe in carrying out God's will. What happened to me was a product of a bad environment, a situation perceived as being hopeless, and an overwhelming need to feel happy, by any means necessary. On a spiritual level, I believe it's probably part of my mission on Earth to have been given this as a challenge, and yes, I believe I've found a solution. Whether it works for anyone else is immaterial -- I'd be at a loss to try to tell anyone else what to do, in any case.

    My model for this is not that I had, or have, a disease, but I had a love affair with a bad guy. You know, the kind of guy that you like, but know is wrong: he's charismatic, handsome, generous, and funny, but throws unpredictable temper tantrums, puts you down in public for fun, is jealous, and well, acts peculiarly. Still, you figure, you like this guy, and he's great! So you make a few compromises: your time, your energy, you change some things. Then, things happen. His temper, which was directed heretofore at others, gets focussed on YOU. He quits taking you out, since you "embarrass him" with your "rudeness" and "flirting". All of a sudden, you're not his Little Princess, but his Disturbed Spoiled Brat who "needs him". He might even get you to believe it yourself. Now you're stuck. You don't have friends to help get you perspective, because they want to "stay out of this". You don't know when you've seen them last, anyway. The things you liked that kept you going (crafts, hobbies) you dropped because you're broke, and you don't feel up to them. You want to leave, but can't figure out how. Besides, the last time you fought, he was so nice! And then...

    You walk out. Maybe not just once, but several times. It's terrible, but you get in the habit of walking. He cools. You cool. You're apart from each other for a while. Each time, you develop a little more into someone who doesn't have him in your life. Maybe you see each other again a few times. You think it will be like before, now you've cooled. But he's the same, and you aren't. Finis!

    Was I somehow "not addicted", that I could do this? No one who saw me back then would think so. Would I take cocaine again? Sure, if it were free, and I'd be safe, and I felt totally masochistic! Wouldn't that mean I'd "relapsed" and would be on my way back to active addiction? No, I'd still hate it, and probably wouldn't do it again for a long while. Wouldn't you really like to have a vaccine, to remove even that temptation? No. Would you vaccinate against love?

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    teleny, friend of cats.
  203. The short version by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

    Jesus got it down to one line: "Love your neighbor as yourself".
    Not that it's useful for creating laws, but then again He wasn't advocating that sort of thing.

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    They ARE out to get you simply because They are in it for themselves and they don't care about you.
    1. Re:The short version by colmore · · Score: 1

      I've always read Jesus as a bit of an anarchist.

      Give unto Caesar what is Caesar's; give unto God what is God's. Well... after you take everything that is God's, what exactly is left over for Caesar.

      --
      In Capitalist America, bank robs you!
  204. I am Legend... by Zach24LA · · Score: 1

    I just keep replaying the opening scene of the movie...

  205. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Spudds · · Score: 0

    Reread my post - where exactly did I say that powder and crack cocaine are the same? Huh? That was the point of your entire post!

    It's funy how you are distinguishing between cocaine and crack - even the government that you are railing against has recognized that there is no real distinction. Crack is no more dangerous than powder cocaine See?
    To me, it's funny[read: scary] how you DON'T distinguish between the two.

    Apparently, crack is NOT "instantly addicting" or so much more damaging, at least on large scale, and those were the reasons that the Feds gave when they increased the sentencing minimums on crack well above powder. Wait, so you're saying the feds thought there was no (or little) difference in damage or addiction, that both were equal, and that was the reason why they made minimums on crack higher? Do you even read what you write?

    The hidden reasoning was the paternalistic urge to "protect" theose poor black folks who just don't know any better. That's just naive. The government doesn't do anything to protect people, the politicians couldn't give two shits and a giggle about you or I. They do it to keep crazed crackheads in jail and to keep crack in the poor parts of inner-cities and out of the hands of middle-class kids. It's not so much about race as it is economics and class-systems. Keep the poor out of our nice suburban streets and all that...

    Cocaine is a middle/upperclass party drug. Crack is more of a poor-man's street drug.", you are agreeing with a racist policy hidden in paternalism. No dude. For the 15th time. It's economics and class systems, not race. Race is how it started and obviously it's still a factor, but I don't care if the strung out crackhead trying to break into my car is mexican asian or white, and neither do the politicians. Nothing in the above quote that I said has ANYTHING to do with race, although I have to admit I find it telling that you seem to think poor is synonymous with race. Do you hear the word "poor" and think "black" or "puertorican"?

    And I said nothing about the addictive nature of either drug - I only pointed out that research has shown that they are of equivalent danger. What research? Where?
    I tell you what, it's wrong. Crack is way more damaging and dangerous than coke, and I was pointing that out to you. You can give me as many links as you want to "paper X" and "research analysis Y" but until you go to a ghetto and actually experience it for yourself, than how could you possibly know?

    So why do you have such a big chip on your shoulder? Because of people like you who get modded "insightful" for spouting total garbage. I find it beyond pretentious and annoying when people open their mouths and start spouting drivel as if it's gospel when they obviously have no idea what they're talking about.
  206. HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR! - TrollGoons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  207. Re:Great, so now they'll just be snorting Adderall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The very nice head chef at my favorite eatery had a nice trade in high quality purple going on behind the building, and he regularly added some MJ to the hickory blocks they used to smoke the ribs. Everyone I knew agreed the food quality went down after he quit, though the owners say none of the official preparation procedures had changed. If only they knew.

  208. Does this create an allergic response? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If so it seem like it would make tobacco the equivalent of poison ivy.

  209. How can a person "be" roads? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do you live? I want to avoid you're roads :)
  210. Re: vaccines by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    It's not an "either, or" situation.

    I'm talking about people exhibiting a strong resistance to the concept of giving kids/teens new vaccines that claim to protect against things that aren't well-known childhood diseases that killed MANY people in the past.

    I'm ALSO talking about a govt. that is rapidly headed down the road of FORCING the public to take such vaccines, regardless of our opinions (however well or poorly informed they may be) on them.

    As it stands today, no - I don't think a "cocaine vaccine" would ever catch on as a good idea to immunize everyone against. It's just not that difficult to make people realize some big potential downsides of such a thing.
    I also think that with another 4 years of a presidential administration similar to the one we've had, we could easily enter an era where such things were enforced by federal law against our better sensibilities - and that's something we should all take some time to consider.

  211. Why does this story appear NOW? by TheLastPsychiatrist · · Score: 1

    Why is this story appearing now?

    This vaccine, TA-CD, has been in the works since at least 1999. It's owned by Celtic Pharma-- after changing hands three previous times.

    There are two other vaccines by other groups (one uses a different bug, and the other is a lattice of cocaine molecules big enough to generate an immune response.) Observe that neither of these two others was mentioned in the article.

    There isn't anything new about this story, i.e. nothing to merit a sudden flurry of news articles, EXCEPT that the group just submitted a huge grant to the FDA in December and "is awaiting a response."

    In other words, this isn't a news story, it's a press release.

    Not that there's anything wrong with this.

    AO
    http://thelastpsychiatrist.com/

  212. Re:Cough Medications by Uzuri · · Score: 1

    It must be just me, but I've found that the replacement drug for Pseudophredrine (Chlorpheniramine maleate) actually works far better than Pseud. did to begin with.

    I'm guessing it's individual physiology, because when I had congestion before I didn't even bother with the OTC stuff. I was going to suffer anyway, so I might as well suffer without paying for it.

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  213. It would be the solution for addicted people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hiya all. First of all excuse me for my english, i write you from Spain. I'm an I.T. programmer, and an addict to cocaine in treatment with topiramate and phsicological therapy and i'm sure if i get that vacune some day i wont get on the street to search for other drugs. When someone is a beginner in drugs maybe yes, but if the vacune is applied to somebody who is seeing how much can harm you the cocaine, for sure it would work. Sirs, i'll be fine in a few months, and i wont never try to get some drugs, sure, but i'll have for the rest of my life the lack of that little monster in my head instigating me from time to time, telling me that there's an open door to find cocaine and telling me to use it. If the vacune investigations go fine and in 4 years or less people like me can get it, that will be the best. I'm not sure if this is an important opinion to this forum, but sure that a different point of view. Have it your way.