User: Hayden Panettiere

DJB is a cool guy!

On: Qmail At 10 Years — Reflections On Security

I don't know why everyone picks on DJB. I think he's neat! You'd have to be at least as awesome as DJB to get a date with me.

Linux

On: Bypass Windows With Fast-Boot Technology

Does anyone know if this HyperSpace technology uses Linux or other GPL'ed software? The Wired article is not very specific. I hope if Phoenix is using Free Software for its HyperSpace technology, that they respect their obligations under the GPL.

Re:That's not what I'm worried about

On: Ubuntu May Be Killing Your Laptop's Hard Drive

I edited my xorg configuration file, and I'm just a girl! It's so easy that only a complete moron would have a problem with it.

You really shouldn't use RedHat or CentOS

On: Slashdot's Setup, Part 1- Hardware

Please switch all of those machines to Debian GNU/Linux or FreeBSD. RedHat's software is undesirable from both a technical perspective, and also morally, because RedHat is a business. Using CentOS is a little better, but it's still not very good software.

firefox != gecko

On: Mozilla Tests Integrated Desktop Browser

Prism is built on Firefox

Prism is built on Gecko. Please correct this article, it doesn't give enough credit to Gecko and unfairly gives too much credit to the Firefox team, who sometimes make bad decisions with respect to their product.

Seamonkey is way better anyway.

Did someone tell Thompson about Portal?

On: Thompson Sues ESRB, Best Buy

It encourages kids to violate the laws of physics!

Re:I've already experienced this... NIC card

On: Driver Update Can Cause Vista Deactivation

NIC card

This invalidates anything else you have said, because you are a fucking idiot.

I totally love this game

On: The Importance of Portal

I can't stop playing it! I am an expert at double flinging.