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  1. Re:Life form? on The Dominant Life Form In the Cosmos Is Probably Superintelligent Robots · · Score: 1

    Exactly.

    When considering the question of "God", it's possible that the god/entity that created us has its own god that created it. Who is to say that our god is the same god as any given alien creature?

    Oh, those robots only exist because we were able to build a physical structure and provide a means of power and environmental interaction.

    It's also possible that our definition of "artificial" or "synthetic" is not universal. Maybe in the eyes of some alien, we are the ones who are artificial.

    Oh, those humans only exist because we were able to build a physical skeleton and provide a means of power and environmental interaction.

    Think just for a moment about plant tissue cultures. You take some chunk of a plant, stick it in a dish and give it some food, and ultimately you may end up with an entirely new plant clone from one tissue sample. That tissue sample might be a piece of leaf, but it will still be able to grow other plant tissues like roots, bark, flowers, etc. To me, this is evidence of a form of "engineering" as well as a very interesting lesson in biological recursion.

  2. Re:But why? on Black Friday '14: E-commerce Pages Far Slower Than They Were in 2013 · · Score: 1

    This is part of it, yes.

    The fundamental problem is you have loads of ecommerce sites that were built as turn-key solutions and handed over to an "admin" for the company. They can start creating their own content to add to the site, so they start searching for things to add to their site. They find snake-oil dealers that offer them everything in exchange for a small script element inserted into the DOM.

    Additionally, the admins haven't taken the time to learn how to save images for the web properly, and they serve a 900x600 image that's a handful of MBs (x6 for a simple slideshow).

    Between the excess of HTTP requests added by the tracking scripts and the excess of MBs being downloaded for images / video, it is not a surprise that ecommerce sites are getting slower. I would expect this trend to continue to some degree.

  3. Re:I did not participate on Black Friday '14: E-commerce Pages Far Slower Than They Were in 2013 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those Onion articles always crack me up. It's hilarious how close their satire comes to reality ... it's ... erh ... oh.

  4. Re:Stupid, trucks cause the problem on The Downside to Low Gas Prices · · Score: 1

    Look at how narrow minded you are. You ride a bike 50km each day to and from work in Germany, therefore everyone across the world should be able to do the same.

    I do ride to work every day. It's pretty close, only about 10 minutes after I stop and get morning beverages. For the last week it has been in the single digits F and the roads have been iced over. I actually rode to work on Monday as the roads weren't bad yet (though it was still frigid). I got to work and was surprised to see that 80% of the office was out.

    The rest of this week, though, I most definitely got a ride to work instead of riding. I'm already worried enough about distracted drivers and pedestrians not paying attention (I dodge several accidents each week) that adding an icy road and sub-zero temperatures is just asking for trouble.

    And really, studded snow tires? That might work for people where the snow stays around for months. Here in Denver, we went from a sunny 70 degree weekend to sub-zero temps in less than 48 hours. In a week's time, we will probably be back up into the 50's with sunshine. Personally, I don't see having to switch your wheelsets out every couple of days before work as an acceptable solution.

  5. Re:1996 called on Carl Sagan, as "Mr. X," Extolled Benefits of Marijuana · · Score: 0

    Are you that incapable of original thought? Sounds like you could use a big-boy talk from Mr. Sagan.

  6. Re:Prove him right some more on Carl Sagan, as "Mr. X," Extolled Benefits of Marijuana · · Score: 1

    Precisely this. The difference between known unknowns and unknown unknowns.

    An ant walks around in the dirt with a sense of the hive and all that, but what if you could ask an ant what it thought about nuclear fusion? Of course, the ant has no concept of nuclear fusion and cannot even come up with a response worthy of note.

    Humans have an understanding of nuclear fusion. It's not something we always had, but we do now. I can go to the dumbest 12 year old on the street and ask about nuclear fusion and there will be some acknowledgement of what it sort of is - unless they are freak-like and have studied these things in-depth at the age of 12 - even though the child doesn't *really* know what nuclear fusion is.

    The most interesting aspect, though, is that whatever God or *it* is, us humans have the same knowledge of *it* as the ant does of nuclear fusion. The difference is that we wonder if *it* exists whereas the ant hasn't ever bothered to ponder such things.

  7. Re:1996 called on Carl Sagan, as "Mr. X," Extolled Benefits of Marijuana · · Score: 4, Informative

    What's even worse is that a story like this is still even news.

    I was a senior in high school in 1997 when I did my own research and found the evidence that marijuana prohibition has cost our society dearly. I knew it as truth back then; my paper was called "Be Wise, Legalize".

    It's taken over 15 years since then for us humble folks from the cowtown that is Denver to change things. If you've been here even for just the last 3-4 years, you've seen the amazing economic benefits of legalizing cannabis.

    How did it take this long to realize this, and why is a 40+ year old quip from a smart person regarding cannabis reform still fucking newsworthy? Has nobody been paying attention?

  8. Re:They'll have rights on Chimpanzee "Personhood" Is Back In Court · · Score: 2

    You might just wait a few months then.

    Amendment 67 in Colorado is a personhood bill that actually has some support this year. I remember when they were collecting signatures and I saw loads of people signing it that had no idea of the ramifications.

    Ask the average nitwit if, "a pregnant woman is hit by a drunk driver, should there be two counts of manslaughter?" The knee-jerk response is "well that at least seems reasonable". That is how they worded it to people. Only by reading the proposal will you see how transparently they're trying to make abortion illegal.

  9. Re:If yes then what ? on Is It Time To Throw Out the College Application System? · · Score: 1

    Why would you only have an interaction of two people?

    How would you go about identifying students with C grades that maybe never even took the SAT or ACT, yet would do incredibly well in college due to their creativity?

    Personally, I would ask the student's teachers. Most high school students will have 10-12 teachers in a single school year. That's on top of counselors, class secretaries, administrators, etc. The question is simple, "Do you have any highly creative, intelligent, but unchallenged students for which the traditional college path is not the best choice?"

    Believe it or not, high school teachers can be pretty adept at identifying these things. For two semesters in my senior year, my Econ/Am.Gov't teacher gave me a B each time even though I had a high F or a low D going into the final. The reason for my low grade was that I never did homework. I didn't need to. I paid attention and participated in class. I asked questions. I aced the quizzes. I would even stay after class sometimes to have something clarified. After acing the finals, the teacher recognized my ability and gave me the grade he felt I deserved.

    Of course, other teachers might be the opposite. I had a math teacher that once challenged me to a fist fight because I didn't show my work.

  10. Re:If yes then what ? on Is It Time To Throw Out the College Application System? · · Score: 1

    ... since the creative people have to all go get jobs since they were turned down when they applied to become professional students.

    Speaking as someone who considers himself a "creative", I was never "turned down" applying to school. Schools (save some of the elite institutions) aren't in the business of turning down customers. If you show up the folks send the tuition check on time, they don't care if you're creative or not.

    Rather, the difference is that a "creative" is likely to not want to go to school but is more interested in discovering their own path to their career goals. That might include school, but not necessarily.

    I have interviewed at places where they discriminate *against* folks that went to school and also the other way around. What this says to me is that there are plenty of opportunities for people of varying abilities out there. There is no "brain-dead" workforce, only one that is misled.

    If this were not the case, we wouldn't have movies such as Dead Poet's Society, Kill Your Darlings, A Beautiful Mind, and on and on. These movies are interesting because they introduce scenarios where the creatives that have ended up on a path of little creativity are allowed to learn in ways contradictory to the traditional methods.

    What improved creativity testing gives us is the ability to identify individuals that test highly in other areas but also test as highly creative. Traditionally, that creativity might not get noticed and they go on to college and flunk out because it's nowhere near stimulating enough. Some of them may still go on to do great things (see the list of college dropout billionaires), but had that creativity been noticed in the first place, they might have chosen a more appropriate path to begin with.

    I 100% regret trying (twice) to go back to school after high school. I would have been much better served by jumping into the workforce instead. Literally, the most valuable thing I learned was how to apply for a loan. Everything else was remedial.

  11. Re:If yes then what ? on Is It Time To Throw Out the College Application System? · · Score: 1

    WTF does being an engineer have to do with his statement? Only an engineer can afford a $2.5M home?

    Very, very little in this world matters beyond two digits of precision.

    So the engineer bit is part of the "very very little". Everything else has nothing to do with engineering.

  12. Re:That's odd. on Diners Tend To Eat More If Their Companions Are Overweight · · Score: 1

    I'm not quite sure.

    I'm guessing that some aspect of why people are choosing to eat more is simply because food is life and we are wired to feel like we need to "compete" for food. If we see a spread of food that we are going to eat, and then see fat people near it, we might want to eat more for fear of not getting any. The same could be true for, say, the youngest child of six. Not because of the weight, but because they see their odds of getting food dwindle and they will try and eat as much as they can.

    Alcohol is sort of the same, but I don't think for the same reasons. In the presence of someone who is an alcoholic, I don't think you start drinking a lot because you're worried they're going to drink everything, but instead you're drinking more simply to "keep up" in a social sense.

  13. Re:Why not LA? on GlaxoSmithKline Released 45 Liters of Live Polio Virus · · Score: 1

    Ha ha. As if LA has rivers.

  14. Re:BOYCOTT SLASHDOT!!! on World's Smallest 3G Module Will Connect Everything To the Internet · · Score: 1

    Dude, why the hell would you RTFA? This is /. not some kind of news aggregation site. Comments or GTFO.

  15. Re: Why? on World's Smallest 3G Module Will Connect Everything To the Internet · · Score: 1

    Never underestimate the deception of an unmarried woman. This poor bastard had no idea she would turn into this. Hell, he probably still doesn't know.

  16. Re:Fuck them sideways with a rusty chainsaw! on World's Smallest 3G Module Will Connect Everything To the Internet · · Score: 1

    What they are sorting for is people stupid enough to give an insurance company another excuse.

    I'd wager that what they are after is a treasure trove of data on what kind of people are driving where at what times. That is valuable data that will fetch a snappy price from the highest bidder.

  17. Re:IOT on World's Smallest 3G Module Will Connect Everything To the Internet · · Score: 1

    Most of the potential I see involves anything that generates data which can later be sold. It's not about making our lives better, it's about making money.

    These things will probably end up in a pair of shoes so that citizens can be tracked ... er ... ahem ... so that people who like running can have their data visualized into a useful format.

  18. Re:Yeah sorry, no on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    because 99.9% of the tourists (including you, it sounds)

    Honestly, and with few exceptions (Black Canyon being one, but that's a permit that can take years to get), I prefer to stay out of the National Parks, as they tend to be exactly the type of place I am looking to avoid when I visit nature. Yes, you can avoid the crowds and go hike in somewhere. Even then you're dealing with a bunch of weekend warriors (including you, it sounds) that get territorial about camp sites and cock-sure with all that fancy gear that gets used twice ... maybe three times before it sits in the garage for six years collecting dust.

    Go on a single day hike (several days in a row, of course) up and down a Western river canyon. If you know what you're doing, you can time the bug hatch with the off-peak Mondays and Tuesdays following holidays so as to also avoid all that weekend warrior traffic to and from the cities as a bonus.

    Even beyond that, "camping" should not involve a 3-4 day hike to get somewhere to avoid crowds. That's called backpacking. The camping I refer to in my previous comment is done on gravel lots with a parking space adjacent and a number on a post and some over-zealous retiree driving around in a golf cart. This fact alone makes your entire post redundant.

  19. Re:Yeah sorry, no on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    I was also not talking libre not gratis when I wrote free.

    Either way, National Parks are among the most restricted places in the country. You can't have dogs. You pay to get in. You have to stay on the trails. Any kind of fishing/hunting is highly restricted. Camping involves setting up a tent in what amounts to a parking lot.

    National Parks have a lot of beauty and I appreciate some of these rules, but they are definitely not places where you are free to do as you wish.

  20. Re:Should we jump to conclusions? on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    Sure, let's find out. I was heading up to Indian Peaks Wilderness this weekend to take some fall color photos. I have a tripod that looks and acts more like a hiking staff. My girlfriend was going to wear a nice dress, so I guess she's going to be a model.

    And in the event I actually see anyone else up there, I'll be sure to let them know where to find my permit.

  21. Re:Petitions.org... on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    What about a not-so-simple tripod? I use a Trek-Pod. Does this mean hiking staffs shouldn't be allowed either?

  22. Re:Yeah sorry, no on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    It's no mystery as to why the number of board feet of timber harvested in NFS controlled lands in 1988 was nearly 12 billion, while in 1999 it was less than 2 billion (2013 was a similar number).

    While I don't discount the fact that presidential policies might have had an effect, but do you think that maybe there were less trees harvested in 2013 because they had all either died and decomposed or burned already? Take a trip to a Western forest affected by Mountain Pine Beetle and it will be evident when you look up the mountain side and see 90% of the trees standing dead. Here's some images that should give you an idea

  23. Re:Yeah sorry, no on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    In fact, if you're on the lands managed by the FS and you don't have a permit you're likely there illegally. It's the national parks that you have free access to.

    Where do these people come from? Free access to National Parks? Hardly. While I admit that a National Parks Pass is one of the greatest deals around, it is certainly not free. National Forest, on the other hand, I have never once paid to use (outside of camping with friends that prefer to use the paid campgrounds instead of open forest access). I did pay I think $7 to get a firewood permit when I lived in Summit County (allowed to cut standing-dead beetle kill only), so that wasn't free, but it was hundreds of dollars cheaper than buying the firewood for the winter. Also, I will admit that tomorrow the National Parks will be free (instead of the $10-25 entrance fee you would normally pay).

    Most of the lands you are going onto as an outdoorsman are managed by the NPS and not the FS.

    I would be curious to see what you come up with as a citation. The majority of Federal land is in the West. The majority of that land in the west is part of the Forest Service. There's lot of National Parks as well, but their area is nothing compared to NFS and/or BLM land.

    I am an avid fisherman, and I can probably count on a single hand the number of times I've bothered to fish in a National Park. With few exceptions (Slough Creek and some of the other "Holy Grail" type streams that exist in National Parks) there are just too many people to have any fun. National Forests, on the other hand, are generally the best places to go for public fishing access.

  24. Re:Yeah sorry, no on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    I suggest you familiarize yourself about the Mountain Pine Beetle.

    In the context of Climate Change, would it be better to have millions of dead trees burn, millions of dead trees decompose, or millions of dead trees built into furniture?

  25. Re:Yeah sorry, no on Forest Service Wants To Require Permits For Photography · · Score: 1

    You do know, logging is only allowed in National Forests, and not National Parks, right? Just checking.

    Except we're talking about neither. We're talking about Wilderness Areas. Resource extraction does exist in Wilderness Areas, though it is quite limited and generally due to those acts being grandfathered in since they occurred before the Wilderness Act. Also, FTFA:

    Close didn't cite any real-life examples of why the policy is needed or what problems it's addressing.

    It's tough for the media to report on this story accurately when the Forest Service won't even acknowledge why this policy is necessary or what situations it addresses. Without that everyone is simply left to guess what this is all about.