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  1. Re:How about some real innovation Elon? on At Current Rates, Tesla Could Soon Suck Up Worldwide Supply of Li-Ion Cells · · Score: 1

    Elon is a successful businessman specifically because he's selling the idea that if you buy his $70k car, you're doing your part to help move humanity towards a more sustainable future. It's exactly the same reason some people with extra money to burn buy organic foods. The reason he doesn't get attacked more often on Slashdot, is because people here really want to believe the line of shit about his company producing an affordable car at some indeterminate point in the future, when economy of scale makes it feasible.

    It's a lot simpler than that.
    Musk is all image and no substance, with billions of undeserved dollars and a rapidly expanding reality distortion field and cult of zombie followers.
    Basically, people want a new Steve Jobs character, so they latched their suck/blow tubes onto Musk and inflated his ego and wallet to the fucking stratosphere. Now he can do no wrong. Absurd ideas such as the Hyperloop get mass media attention and morons all over cry about how it would be so great if the "rest" of society would just wake up and do it. He gets praise for being a visionary of some sort when his main claim to fame is PayPal - an evil bank that skips out on all regulation by saying "We're not a bank, LOL!".

  2. Cool Farts on US Gov't To Issue Secure Online IDs · · Score: 1, Insightful

    [Read as if you're Robert Preston in The Music Man addressing the town]

    Now we're all familiar with hot farts here on Slashdot. That sharp exit of heated gas that warms your anus for a few seconds during its escape.
    It's a unique sensation, and it's often uncomfortable! But my friends there is another way to fart. Yes, I said another way!

    Why just last week I was sittin'. Sittin' in this very chair, browsin' this very site.
    Yes I was sittin'. And while I was sittin' I felt that familiar pressure. The pressure we all know all too well. The pressure of a tight little bubble of gas winding it's way through my bowels.

    But this time it was different. As I felt that fart knocking on my door I took a look around. I say, I looked around for anyone who would see or smell or hear.
    Friends, family, coworkers, even gosh darn strangers. But my friends the coast was clear. Yes I was free and clear to let'r rip!

    But I decided to try something a little bit different. I passed on my usual lean and "foof". I opted against the raucous blast. I say I did something just a little bit different that made all the difference in the world.

    Oh I leaned to the left. I leaned to the left and raised my right cheek off the chair. I raised it up and I put it back down. Right on the right edge of that chair.
    Then I leaned to the right. This time to the right, raising my left cheek up and settin' it down.

    Now over there on the left edge of the seat was one ass cheek. And way over there on the right edge was the other.
    But right in the middle, free and clear and stretched nice and taught was my anus. And my friends what a glorious, clean pink anus it is. I took that anus and I opened the valve nice and slow. Like openin' a shaken up bottle of pop.

    And just like that bottle of pop my anus let out a slow "hisssssssss". Yes a hiss! And as I savored the extended release of that one little fart, I felt a sensation. A sensation like none I'd ever felt before on this green Earth.

    There was a coolness. A coolness from that escaping gas that refreshed my anus and rectum better than one of ol' Doc Miller's suppositories. It was a coolness that lasted. Stayed with me all day long! It put a skip in my step and a twinkle in my eye and that's why, my friends, I'm here today. Tellin' you about this new great way to fart.

  3. You all know about the Trouble in River City, but did you know about Cool Farts?

    [Read as if you're Robert Preston in The Music Man addressing the town]

    Now we're all familiar with hot farts here on Slashdot. That sharp exit of heated gas that warms your anus for a few seconds during its escape.
    It's a unique sensation, and it's often uncomfortable! But my friends there is another way to fart. Yes, I said another way!

    Why just last week I was sittin'. Sittin' in this very chair, browsin' this very site.
    Yes I was sittin'. And while I was sittin' I felt that familiar pressure. The pressure we all know all too well. The pressure of a tight little bubble of gas winding it's way through my bowels.

    But this time it was different. As I felt that fart knocking on my door I took a look around. I say, I looked around for anyone who would see or smell or hear.
    Friends, family, coworkers, even gosh darn strangers. But my friends the coast was clear. Yes I was free and clear to let'r rip!

    But I decided to try something a little bit different. I passed on my usual lean and "foof". I opted against the raucous blast. I say I did something just a little bit different that made all the difference in the world.

    Oh I leaned to the left. I leaned to the left and raised my right cheek off the chair. I raised it up and I put it back down. Right on the right edge of that chair.
    Then I leaned to the right. This time to the right, raising my left cheek up and settin' it down.

    Now over there on the left edge of the seat was one ass cheek. And way over there on the right edge was the other.
    But right in the middle, free and clear and stretched nice and taught was my anus. And my friends what a glorious, clean pink anus it is. I took that anus and I opened the valve nice and slow. Like openin' a shaken up bottle of pop.

    And just like that bottle of pop my anus let out a slow "hisssssssss". Yes a hiss! And as I savored the extended release of that one little fart, I felt a sensation. A sensation like none I'd ever felt before on this green Earth.

    There was a coolness. A coolness from that escaping gas that refreshed my anus and rectum better than one of ol' Doc Miller's suppositories. It was a coolness that lasted. Stayed with me all day long! It put a skip in my step and a twinkle in my eye and that's why, my friends, I'm here today. Tellin' you about this new great way to fart.
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  4. Cool Farts on Is the Stable Linux Kernel Moving Too Fast? · · Score: 0

    [Read as if you're Robert Preston in The Music Man addressing the town]

    Now we're all familiar with hot farts here on Slashdot. That sharp exit of heated gas that warms your anus for a few seconds during its escape.
    It's a unique sensation, and it's often uncomfortable! But my friends there is another way to fart. Yes, I said another way!

    Why just last week I was sittin'. Sittin' in this very chair, browsin' this very site.
    Yes I was sittin'. And while I was sittin' I felt that familiar pressure. The pressure we all know all too well. The pressure of a tight little bubble of gas winding it's way through my bowels.

    But this time it was different. As I felt that fart knocking on my door I took a look around. I say, I looked around for anyone who would see or smell or hear.
    Friends, family, coworkers, even gosh darn strangers. But my friends the coast was clear. Yes I was free and clear to let'r rip!

    But I decided to try something a little bit different. I passed on my usual lean and "foof". I opted against the raucous blast. I say I did something just a little bit different that made all the difference in the world.

    Oh I leaned to the left. I leaned to the left and raised my right cheek off the chair. I raised it up and I put it back down. Right on the right edge of that chair.
    Then I leaned to the right. This time to the right, raising my left cheek up and settin' it down.

    Now over there on the left edge of the seat was one ass cheek. And way over there on the right edge was the other.
    But right in the middle, free and clear and stretched nice and taught was my anus. And my friends what a glorious, clean pink anus it is. I took that anus and I opened the valve nice and slow. Like openin' a shaken up bottle of pop.

    And just like that bottle of pop my anus let out a slow "hisssssssss". Yes a hiss! And as I savored the extended release of that one little fart, I felt a sensation. A sensation like none I'd ever felt before on this green Earth.

    There was a coolness. A coolness from that escaping gas that refreshed my anus and rectum better than one of ol' Doc Miller's suppositories. It was a coolness that lasted. Stayed with me all day long! It put a skip in my step and a twinkle in my eye and that's why, my friends, I'm here today. Tellin' you about this new great way to fart.

  5. Re:Facebook for people with more severe USI on LinkedIn Now Targeting Universities, 14-Year-Olds · · Score: 1

    I just drink cranberry juice when I get a severe one.

  6. LinkedIn on LinkedIn Now Targeting Universities, 14-Year-Olds · · Score: 2

    Is worthless. The only thing it's good for is for when some dumbass posts "Worked on major projects including Half-Life 3" on their resume and spills the beans.

    It's got all of the meaningless connections and annoying ads (in this case, recruiter spam) of Facebook with none of the hilarious drama or animal pictures.

  7. Re:Only need to know... on PS4 Launch Date: November 15th · · Score: 2

    What is a PS3 w/500gb HD worth on trade-in...

    Don't forget that the PS4 does not support backwards compatibility, so if you have any desire to play your PS3 games you might want to hold on to it.

    PS4 will use Gaikai to provide cloud streaming bullshit for backwards compatibility.
    At some point. For some titles. For a fee. For a limited time. In select regions.

  8. Re:I hear they're outsourcing it... on China Plans To Stop Harvesting Organs From Executed Prisoners · · Score: 1

    not exactly talking about people with estates or wills. unless you want to count "my cigarette stash, and the toilet distillery"

    In prison, it's called a turlit.

  9. Re:Okay, I can't hold it in anymore. on The Secret Effort To Clean Up a Former Soviet Nuclear Test Site · · Score: 0

    Okay, I can't hold it in anymore.

    Fuck them. Fuck them all to Hell, back again, and then back to Hell, whereupon they shall be fucked by the Barbed Cock of Satan for the rest of eternity.

    Fuck the Muslim Brotherhood for existing. Fuck them for deciding that Christians- who have no governmental authority at all- are legitimate targets when fighting against the government. Fuck them for choosing Evil over Good.

    Fuck the "World Leaders" who all decided it would be a good idea for Hosni Mubarak to go. Fuck them for thinking the Muslim Brotherhood was anything *other* than Evil on Earth. Fuck them for standing idly by while this happens.

    Fuck the Republicans for being cowardly weasels. Fuck them for not opposing Barack Obama- who has sided with the Muslim Brotherhood, and therefore with Evil- at every turn. Fuck them for not stepping in to provide the Moral Counterweight that Obama will not.

    Fuck the Democrats for putting their own political gains above the lives of innocents- whether American or otherwise. Fuck them for supporting Radical Islam because it scores them political points.

    Fuck Barack Hussein Obama for siding with Evil over Good. Fuck him for deciding that the Muslim Brotherhood would be a good diplomatic partner. Fuck him for selling Israel up the river.

    What in God's Good Name is wrong with this fucking joke of an Administration?

    I was with you until the Israel bit. Israel needs to be cut off from all US aid and protection for their crimes.

  10. Re:The Fascists Have Won on Joining Lavabit Et Al, Groklaw Shuts Down Because of NSA Dragnet · · Score: 1

    anyone that thinks that Obama is "left wing" is an idiot.

    Middle-left is a stretcher.

    He's the epitome of the modern democratic party:
      - Claims to be "left"
      - Makes a few half-assed attempts to be "left", but rolls over at the mere mention of opposition
      - Calls that rolling over a "compromise"
      - Only acts "left" on the most divisive issues (anything involving gender, race, immigration, welfare, etc.) in order to maintain his base of young liberals who blindly flock "left" on those issues (see Obama care, refusing to enforce the borders, forgiving student debt because kids were too dumb to plan and bought into the "college for everyone" horse shit, etc.)
      - Acts completely "right" on many issues people expected him to act "left" on (see Obama's stance on medical marijuana / busting dispensaries, his utter lack of response to the crimes committed by the shits in the financial industry, his stance on gay marriage, his unwillingness to close GITMO, his wanton use of drone strikes, his incessant seizure and abuse of powers, the massive spying program being fostered under his administration, his administrations relentless defense of DADT, etc., etc.)
      - When everything is worse off than when he was elected, blames the "right"

    A typical modern democrat will buy into all of that shit. It starts to erode from the bottom up, as we see in your post. Your young liberal brain seeks to resolve the bullshit without making you feel like you made the wrong choice in voting "left". Instead of "I made a bad choice." you go with "Darn, Obama wasn't truly "left" like he said, maybe next time!".
    If you pay attention a bit more, you'll start to complain about the specific shit he acted "right" on, and you'll argue to undo the damage.
    If you pay attention even more, you'll see that the shit he acted "left" on was only done to gain political points.
    Eventually, if you ever grow up, you'll stop labeling yourself as "left", because the politicians who do the same are absolute fucking shit. The politicians who label themselves "right" are absolute fucking shit as well, of course.

  11. Re: Good riddance on Joining Lavabit Et Al, Groklaw Shuts Down Because of NSA Dragnet · · Score: 1

    And #slashdot is not #twitter, you moron.

    Seriously, enough with the hashtags already. Learn how to type proper messages!

    And. Get. Off. My. Lawn!! ;-)

    Actually, you can post to Slashdot via Twitter now.
    You'll see the bird icon when it happens.

  12. Re:I love Slashdort! on The World's First CPU Liquid Cooler Using Nanofluids · · Score: 1

    Heh, you got that right. 'Nanofluids'?? Somebody just graduated from Buzzword Marketing 101..

    No, nanofluids come from Rob Malda's micro penis.

  13. What on The Death of the American Drive-in · · Score: 1

    My local drive in switched to a digital projector. It's not exactly a big hurdle.

  14. Re:Only relevant line on Google Blocks YouTube App On Windows Phone (Again) · · Score: 1

    Remind me of the bit that obliges Google to allow anybody to use their service, and particularly their APIs?

    I completely accept that they're not the world's nicest company but they're not actually doing anything wrong here.

    Anti-trust laws.
    If Google wants to allow iPhone users access to Youtube via an "app", it has to allow WP users the same, with commensurate restrictions / requirements.
    Google isn't required to develop that app, but they can't actively block MS's attempt to do so. Google's claim is that MS's app doesn't serve all the appropriate ads, but that's because Google doesn't let them access the metadata they need to do so. Google also claims that MS's app doesn't meet branding / HTML 5 requirements, but neither the Android or iOS apps do, so you can't block MS's app on those grounds.

    Google's options are:

    1) Get sued, possibly prosecuted.
    2) Stop blocking MS's Youtube app.
    3) Shutdown any non-Android Youtube apps (iOS, Blackberry, whatever).

  15. Re:Sure it's a loopy idea on Transport Expert Insists 'Don't Dismiss Wacky Hyperloop' · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    So it's not important enough to waste your time reading about, but it's important enough to waste your time posting your uninformed opinions about it?

    Welcome to the mindset of every liberal who complains about Fox News.
    They need something to be mad about to make themselves feel "better", "informed", "educated", etc.
    In the case of the Hyperloop, it really is an idea that will just never happen in this country. The good thing is that it's an idea that isn't needed. Planes work fine. The only issue is the TSA, but the TSA would be at the Hyperloop, and likely all along the track. Enjoy being stopped and groped, or scanned by various untested, unregulated, cancer machines operated by TSA monkeys just for driving on a section of the I-5 near the Hyperloop.

  16. Slashdot Experts Insist on Transport Expert Insists 'Don't Dismiss Wacky Hyperloop' · · Score: 1

    Slashdot Experts Insist "Dismiss Wacky Transport "Expert""

    Your move, professor in the UK who just wanted to latch onto the "Hyperloop" story to get his name out there.

  17. Re:quite a few browsers? on New Animated PNG Creation Tools Intend To Bring APNG Into Mainstream Use · · Score: 1

    So where is the alpha transparency?

    In the GIF spec. You didn't specify you wanted a specific number of bits for transparency.

  18. Re:quite a few browsers? on New Animated PNG Creation Tools Intend To Bring APNG Into Mainstream Use · · Score: 1
  19. Re:quite a few browsers? on New Animated PNG Creation Tools Intend To Bring APNG Into Mainstream Use · · Score: 1

    GIF is all of that plus animated. Protip - GIF is not limited to an 8 bit palette, it's one 8 bit palette per block.
    You can draw multiple blocks on top of each other with no delay, in effect creating a full color frame.

    http://phil.ipal.org/tc.html

  20. Re:NSA-National Storage Agency? on NSA Firing 90% of Its Sysadmins · · Score: 1

    PEMDAS
    Please Excuse My Dumbass Slashdotter

  21. Re:NSA-National Storage Agency? on NSA Firing 90% of Its Sysadmins · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't we use FOIL to recover lost files?

    (5 - a)(a + 3) = 5a + 15 - a^2 - 3a = -a^2 + 2a +15
    Not seeing how I can recover lost files...

  22. Fuck Obama on Encrypted Email Provider Lavabit Shuts Down, Blames US Gov't · · Score: 0

    Fuck Obama Fuck Obama Fuck Obama Fuck Obama Fuck Obama

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  23. Re:Why can't it be patched? on MS: Windows Phone 8 Wi-Fi Vulnerable, Cannot Be Patched · · Score: 2

    Maybe I shoud repeat the GP agan.

    No, a VPN by itself does not matter, what matters is that you put no resource besides internet accessible to whoever just authenticated into your wireless network. Anything that matters is inside a firewall, that people can traverse using a VPN.

    It does not make the attack fail, it just protects everything that is important.

    (And about having to authenticate at the access point, and the VPN, well, both are automatic, it shouldn't be a nuissance.)

    The credentials for the WiFi AP and the VPN are likely the same (domain credentials).

    Even if they're not, guess what the client does after hitting up that spoofed WiFi AP?
    Hint: It tries to establish a VPN connection.

    Even if it is smart enough to require some authentication before trusting the VPN (why would it when it's not smart enough to do that for the AP?), you can see everything the victim sends out (thinking it's on a legit AP), and you can join the legit AP and poke around to get the VPN's details.

    Even if the client and VPN negotiation is resilient to replay attacks, you're still in a position to MITM the whole game live once the victim connects to your AP. You're on the legit AP, the victim is on the spoofed one, you win.

    A VPN does not solve shit in this scenario.

  24. Re:Why can't it be patched? on MS: Windows Phone 8 Wi-Fi Vulnerable, Cannot Be Patched · · Score: 1

    Because you can't access the company network without access to the VPN. Serious enterprise networks do not trust only the wireless encryption, simple as that

    All of this happens before you even get an IP address.

    I'm going to repeat myself:

    How would a VPN help? This vulnerability affects the authentication with the access point. If you authenticate, get an IP, and try to open a VPN connection, it's too late.

  25. Re:Oh please on MS: Windows Phone 8 Wi-Fi Vulnerable, Cannot Be Patched · · Score: 1

    On a scale of WEP to AES, how broken is PEAP-MS-CHAP v2?