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  1. Re:oh yeah? on 11-Year-Old Graduates With Degree In Astrophysics · · Score: 1

    Well I can beat him at Nintendo.
    And I'm bigger than him.

  2. Re:Not a genius? He probably is. on 11-Year-Old Graduates With Degree In Astrophysics · · Score: 1

    I believe MENSA requires an IQ of 160 or higher.
    Of course, IQ tests are retarded - the younger you are the higher your score, for the same performance.

    This is why you get a lot of stories about "genius" kids and toddlers, when in fact, they're just above-average with parents who got them tested.

  3. Re:Games Are a "Waste of Time" on 11-Year-Old Graduates With Degree In Astrophysics · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Bull. Shit.
    He's spouting off what his teachers and parents feed to him.

    I can just picture a middle-aged english teacher complaining about kids not reading anymore, and then having "film fridays" for her class.

    Remember, it's educational if you call it a film, it's deplorable trash and a waste of time if it's a movie.

  4. Re:Two Year Associate's Degree of Liberal Arts on 11-Year-Old Graduates With Degree In Astrophysics · · Score: 0, Troll

    Odds are he'll kill himself by age 30, actually.

    Wait, he graduated from ELAC? ELAC?
    There aren't enough LOLs in the world for this one.

  5. Re:which is bigger? on ASUS Designs Monster Dual-GTX285 4GB Graphics Card · · Score: 1

    Uh, no. There was never any confusion.
    Marketers decided to lie.

    Then the issue got taken to court.
    And they trotted out the ol' bullshit about SI units.

  6. Re:I'm THRILLED by this on Stem Cells Restore Sight For Corneal Disease Patients · · Score: 1

    You'd never really know though.

    Is she ugly? Deformed? A man?

  7. Re:epic fail on Hulu May Begin Charging For Video Content · · Score: 0

    Well, when you're serving up content I want, I'll consider your point of view on advertising and subscription fees.

    Until then, we're all stuck with the double-dipping.

  8. Re:High-efficeiency incandescent bulbs on Laser Blast Makes Regular Light Bulbs Super-Efficient · · Score: 1

    Awww, did somebody have a bad day?

  9. Re:Gamestop -- pushing used games over new on Publishers Want a Slice of Used Game Market · · Score: 1

    I do not sell games at Gamestop.
    I do not sell my games.

    I was merely stating their typical trade-in values and used costs.

  10. Re:Gamestop -- pushing used games over new on Publishers Want a Slice of Used Game Market · · Score: 2, Informative

    What does Gamestop pay for used games?

    Shit.
    Jack fucking shit.

    Buy a $60 game on release day, return it tomorrow and get $40 TOPS, typically $30.
    They sell it for $55.

  11. Re:anonymous coward wants slice of first post mark on Publishers Want a Slice of Used Game Market · · Score: -1, Offtopic

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  12. Re:Huh? Did they forget to pay the bribes? on FTC Shuts Down Calif. ISP For Botnets, Child Porn · · Score: 1

    Shit.
    Put them in jail for using ICQ.

    I bet they still have the client from the 90s with those fucking sound effects that haunt me to this day.

  13. Re:Wack-a-mole? on FTC Shuts Down Calif. ISP For Botnets, Child Porn · · Score: 1
  14. Re:I'm THRILLED by this on Stem Cells Restore Sight For Corneal Disease Patients · · Score: 1

    I'd probably kill myself if I went blind.

    And I'd probably have a couple of failed attempts since, you know, I'd be fucking blind.

  15. Re:!embroyonic on Stem Cells Restore Sight For Corneal Disease Patients · · Score: 2, Informative

    Now you've done it.

    People had the image of evil scientists watching abortions being performed through a hole in the wall, rubbing their hands together and twirling their mustaches in sadistic anticipation of fresh, fetal stem cells. It worked out well. They had a target (that didn't exist) they could all agree to hate.

    Now those people will have to imagine evil test tubes and deal with the fact that many of them have used such services.

    It's only a matter of time before we hear them cry out that they were raped by these doctors who harvested their children for profit and the evils of science, without having any reason to believe that it actually happened to them.

  16. Re:CLEMSON'S A COW COLLEGE!!!! on Clemson Staffer Outlines College Rankings Manipulation · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Currently, the "Moo!" AC comment is at the top of this page, and this one is at the bottom.

    I know nothing of Clemson.

    I am officially intrigued.

  17. Re:Playboy's Top Party Schools on Clemson Staffer Outlines College Rankings Manipulation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "The girls coming in from Wellesley ... were pretty amazing."

    Um...

  18. Re:Schools == Business on Clemson Staffer Outlines College Rankings Manipulation · · Score: 1

    Or in the case of California, even the ones that don't get funding from their State.

  19. Re:I would pay if... on Hulu May Begin Charging For Video Content · · Score: 1

    If Hulu had the original "Love and Marriage" theme for Married with Children, they could get my money.

    (I know it's a Sony issue. It's why I haven't bought the DVDs.)

  20. Re:needs a usability upgrade on Hulu May Begin Charging For Video Content · · Score: 1

    Is there a problem with a long video cable?
    Need an adapter, sonny?

    www.monoprice.com

  21. Re:epic fail on Hulu May Begin Charging For Video Content · · Score: 2, Informative

    I think you'll find (rather quickly) that the whole point of having ads and the whole point of charging for content are one and the same.

    ($)

  22. Re:Hulu - will lose me as a customer on Hulu May Begin Charging For Video Content · · Score: 1

    480p @ Hulu quality (uptrashed to 1080p or not), in this day and age is not "pretty good".

  23. Re:add more commercials on Hulu May Begin Charging For Video Content · · Score: 1

    Just in case people aren't clear.
    That's 45 minutes of programming and 15 minutes of ads for each hour of air time.

    (It's not 15 minutes of ads for each 45 minutes of air time, which would be 10 minutes of ads per half-hour show. It's 7.5 minutes of ads for the typical half-hour show.)

  24. Re:I wouldn't pay for streaming... on Hulu May Begin Charging For Video Content · · Score: 1

    1 GB / hour?
    In before bandwidth cap calculations.

  25. Re:Maybe they will then change their stupid policy on Hulu May Begin Charging For Video Content · · Score: 1

    Sure, but they'll pull a Steam.
    $1 = E1.

    Can't be arsed to figure out the euro symbol on slashdot.
    € didn't do shit.