English teachers prefer print because, contrary to popular belief, the actual text of a document carries no inherent credibility. A book's entire credibility is instead contained within its thick, hardbound covers. Thus, in order to quote a Wikipedia article as a valid source all one needs to do is print out Wikipedia, then turn it into a hardbound book. Poof! Instant credibility!
Microsoft logic dictates that a new Halo will henceforth be released EVERY quarter!
Also, the next Halo will have Master Chief accompanied by his newest companion, Clippy. "It looks like you're trying to kill an Elite! Would you like help using the plasma rifle?"
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If it can't kill YouTube, can it at least kill the mouth-breathing YouTube comments? I would also settle for just killing the comments at the source.
We will consult with the lawyers to see if combining Hydrogen and Oxygen is allowed under the law.
English teachers prefer print because, contrary to popular belief, the actual text of a document carries no inherent credibility. A book's entire credibility is instead contained within its thick, hardbound covers. Thus, in order to quote a Wikipedia article as a valid source all one needs to do is print out Wikipedia, then turn it into a hardbound book. Poof! Instant credibility!
Microsoft logic dictates that a new Halo will henceforth be released EVERY quarter! Also, the next Halo will have Master Chief accompanied by his newest companion, Clippy. "It looks like you're trying to kill an Elite! Would you like help using the plasma rifle?"
Slashdot mods you -1: Creepy.