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America's View of the Internet

Alien54 writes "It won't make you dinner or rub your feet, but nearly one in four Americans say that the Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other for some period of time, according to a new poll released today by 463 Communications and Zogby International. The poll examined views of what role the Internet plays in people's lives and whether government should play a greater role in regulating it. The online survey was conducted Oct. 4-8, 2007, included 9,743 adult respondents nationwide, and carries a margin of error of +/- 1.0 percentage point. From the results blog post: 'More than half of Americans believe that Internet content such as video should be controlled in some way by the government. Only 33% of 18 to 24 year-olds supported government stepping in on content, while 72% of those over 70 years of age support government regulation and ratings. More than one in four Americans has a social networking profile such as MySpace or Facebook. Among 18-24 year-olds, it's almost mandatory - 78% of them report having a social networking profile. Americans may love the Internet, but most are not prepared to implant it into their brain, even if it was safe. Only 11% of respondents said they be willing to safely implant a device that enabled them to use their mind to access the Internet.'"

285 comments

  1. This American's view of the internet? by GungaDan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm still waiting for the fucking images to load.

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    1. Re:This American's view of the internet? by MarsDefenseMinister · · Score: 2, Funny

      You've obviously never been married. I envy you.

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    2. Re:This American's view of the internet? by nyteroot · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Only 11% of respondents said they be willing to safely implant a device that enabled them to use their mind to access the Internet.


      Why not? It'd make http://xkcd.com/333/ a lot less awkward..
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    3. Re:This American's view of the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that is so funny. too bad your a coward and don't have the balls to say it for real.

    4. Re:This American's view of the internet? by WallaceAndGromit · · Score: 1

      Which words you decide to stress really changes the interpretation of your post

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    5. Re:This American's view of the internet? by mr_flea · · Score: 1

      Is that some irony I smell?

    6. Re:This American's view of the internet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hypocrite

  2. Internet, Head by gQuigs · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't like the idea of anyone sticking tubes in my head. Imagine if they overflowed!

    1. Re:Internet, Head by Divide+By+Zero · · Score: 1

      I've said it before and I'll say it again:

      Frag that, chummer. I want my datajack NOW.

      ...just gotta get the kinks worked out on the virus scanning...

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    2. Re:Internet, Head by Knara · · Score: 1

      It'd be interesting to see what sort of thing various different people envision when they think of an "internet implant".

    3. Re:Internet, Head by Kadin2048 · · Score: 2, Funny

      More than that, where would they implant it?

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    4. Re:Internet, Head by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      This is slashdot. I'm not sure I'd ever find that interesting. Scary, maybe, but interesting, I don't think so. Goatse anyone?

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    5. Re:Internet, Head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better be careful! They're not like a truck you can put things on...

    6. Re:Internet, Head by Spokehedz · · Score: 1

      Ditto. But I want 4E rules... Wireless is where its at!

    7. Re:Internet, Head by twistedsymphony · · Score: 1

      Goatse IS an implant... seriously, once you've seen it you can't get that crap out of your head.

    8. Re:Internet, Head by lpevey · · Score: 1

      Agreed. There's a great book called _Fight the Feed_. It's geared toward the "young adult" segment, but I found it thought-provoking.

    9. Re:Internet, Head by lmaoplane · · Score: 4, Funny

      And what happens when you download spyware that hijacks your homepage and changes it to zombo.com?

    10. Re:Internet, Head by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just went to that site and what an earful!! I'm now an instant Zombo.com Zombie where anything is possible!! =8^0

  3. 11% by RandoX · · Score: 3, Funny

    Define "safely".

    1. Re:11% by weirdcrashingnoises · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If it was safe for implanting AND safe from hacking, then i'd say sign me up, but i doubt that second part is possible.

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    2. Re:11% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you want it to be safe from hacking? I for sure would want one of those if I could hack it, and run Linux on it!

    3. Re:11% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does it run Linux?

    4. Re:11% by wizzard2k · · Score: 1

      Do you really want popups and spyware in your brain? I think not...

    5. Re:11% by stormguard2099 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      safe from hacking I'm more worried about upgrading. I don't want to have to get surgery every month just to stay "leet"
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    6. Re:11% by tiny1877 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can't be any worse than ADD... Ooh look! A squirrel!

    7. Re:11% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      goatse direct to your cortex!

    8. Re:11% by merreborn · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting that really, no operation is 100% safe. Especially when it comes to the brain. Even something as simple as brain biopsy is avoided whenever possible. Cutting the brain will remain extremely dangerous for decades to come.

      And that's just installation. Then you've got all the other potential issues with shoving an electrode in your brain.

    9. Re:11% by bumptehjambox · · Score: 1

      Apply directly to the forehead, Apply directly to the forehead!

    10. Re:11% by cheater512 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd be demanding the source code first but I'd love it if it was effectively a keyboard, massive iMax style monitor and the most powerful surround sound system on the planet.
      You cant hack any of the above so its relatively safe.

      Oh and a off switch of course.

    11. Re:11% by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      Agreed. "You are about to think. Cancel or allow?" would be a really unpleasant situation.

    12. Re:11% by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Id like to see a Denial of Service attack.

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    13. Re:11% by joto · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting that really, no operation is 100% safe. Especially when it comes to the brain. Even something as simple as brain biopsy is avoided whenever possible.
      I believe an autopsy is considered safe.
    14. Re:11% by merreborn · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's worth noting that really, no operation is 100% safe. Especially when it comes to the brain. Even something as simple as brain biopsy is avoided whenever possible.
      I believe an autopsy is considered safe.


      From what I've heard, few, if any of those who have an autopsy performed on them come out alive.
    15. Re:11% by joto · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting that really, no operation is 100% safe. Especially when it comes to the brain. Even something as simple as brain biopsy is avoided whenever possible.
      I believe an autopsy is considered safe.
      From what I've heard, few, if any of those who have an autopsy performed on them come out alive.

      But they only do it on dead patients, so how would you really know?

    16. Re:11% by aqk · · Score: 1

      Hmmmnn... DOS attack?

      As a lonely slashdotter, you must not have realized that this is endured only by MARRIED men!


  4. Brain implants? by Naviztirf · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why was implanting a device in your brain to control the internet even a question in this survey? Scarier, %11 said they would?!?!

    1. Re:Brain implants? by MBGMorden · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Depends on what method of control they're talking about. If they mean online games (or pr0n), then a neural interface would be absolutely awesome.

      Especially simulated reality hooked directly into the brain. We know from dreams that the brain can process things quicker where our sense of time passing is not "real time" (ie, a dream that seems to go on for 30 minutes might take place in a MUCH shorter ammount of real time).

      How cool would it be to go on a simulated 2 week vacation to the Bahamas, but only really spend 1 hour running the simulation? Or perhaps it could even be reduced further in time. Why get upset over death when we could live an entire lifetime of extra activites in a single evening (think of that old Star Trek TNG episode where Picard lived an alt life where he was an old man with grandchildren and then upon death reawoke on the bridge, with only 2-3 minutes having passed). Of course, the addiction possibility here would be high. Imagine how much work place productivity would suffer if every time an employee came back to work each morning they've spent a virtual 6-months away in paradise.

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    2. Re:Brain implants? by MyNymWasTaken · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We Can Remember It for You Wholesale

    3. Re:Brain implants? by Spudtrooper · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

    4. Re:Brain implants? by Knara · · Score: 1

      Except that workplace productivity could potentially skyrocket similarly.

    5. Re:Brain implants? by blhack · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I wonder if the brain has a usable life though?
      Right now, our brains only last for about 80-100 years.....
      I wonder if there would be any strange side effects from giving it 1000 years worth of experience?

      If we really did accomplish this, imagine how much faster we could progress technologically......allow devs to drop into one of these things and we could have software that would normally take months to build developed in mere minutes!

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    6. Re:Brain implants? by pushing-robot · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I'd think I could be pretty productive at a job where I only had to put in eight hours every six months, and nothing at work changed during the intervening period.

      Of course, just like every other time- or labor-saving invention, it wouldn't make our lives easier. It would be adapted for business, and no one would be able to keep up in the labor market without putting in six months of work every night. Such is the price of a free market.

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    7. Re:Brain implants? by ObiWanStevobi · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. Once the first "sex with Angelina Jolie" and "sex with Brad Pitt" sims came out, the human race would come grinding to a hault.

    8. Re:Brain implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, I'd think I could be pretty productive at a job where I only had to put in eight hours every six months.

      Yeah, until your boss found out. Then you would be expected to work six months every day, and only get paid for eight hours.

    9. Re:Brain implants? by shigelojoe · · Score: 4, Funny

      On the contrary, I think the grinding would never stop.

    10. Re:Brain implants? by magisterx · · Score: 1

      I find it scary that 89% didn't say they would. How much longer must we suffer through using our hands?

    11. Re:Brain implants? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Even better, "A Maze of Death"

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    12. Re:Brain implants? by $1uck · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that your brain will let you perceive X amount of time in y amount of time (with x > y) but you wouldn't be able to do actively do anything such as code new software or have new thoughts. Would be wonderful for schooling, learning or watching movies, but I doubt you could create anything in such a state. It has to be violating some law of nature... otherwise I'd say plugin and never unplug.

    13. Re:Brain implants? by Applekid · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the brain has a usable life though?
      Right now, our brains only last for about 80-100 years.....
      I wonder if there would be any strange side effects from giving it 1000 years worth of experience? I'm sub thirty so someone else might be better at this assertion, but, I feel like I was much more productive when I was younger and I think it just has to do with my brain "time-compressing" all the code and projects I've ever done and grouping them together as "when I was young" so now I feel lethargic in comparison, even though I do a lot more AND still have time to dick around on /.

      If we really did accomplish this, imagine how much faster we could progress technologically......allow devs to drop into one of these things and we could have software that would normally take months to build developed in mere minutes! Technological singularity without creating AI? Count me in! Less renegade robots that way and I can drop my Old Glory robot insurance.
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    14. Re:Brain implants? by eMbry00s · · Score: 5, Informative

      We know from dreams that the brain can process things quicker where our sense of time passing is not "real time" (ie, a dream that seems to go on for 30 minutes might take place in a MUCH shorter ammount of real time).
      This is an old belief, but has been proven wrong by doctor Stephen LaBerge at Stanford. How?

      Lucid dreaming is to know that you dream while you dream. In dreams, the eye movements we make are also made with our real eyes. As such, they can be used as a way for dreamers to contact people doing experiments on them. What LaBerge did was to monitor the eye's movements, and instruct a lucid dreamer (lucidity can be trained) to count in his dream, and excecute a certain pattern of movement with his eyes whenever he counted to X (probably ten, can't remember).

      It turns out that dream-time is just as fast as wake-time, and that the feeling of experiencing a year in a period of 30 minutes probably works like it does in movies. A man jumps into bed, the scene fades, you see the morning light come in and the man wakes up. In reality, a few seconds passed, but the movie gave you the illusion of a night passing. Now add to that that dreams affect all your senses (or at least have the ability of doing so).

      Not so strange, eh? (Also, if you want to spend some time experiencing really surreal things, start doing lucid dreaming. It's awesome.)
    15. Re:Brain implants? by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not so strange, eh? (Also, if you want to spend some time experiencing really surreal things, start doing lucid dreaming. It's awesome.) Actually (going a little off original subject here), I have become quite adept at lucid dreaming, kinda out of necessity. I suffer from a sleep disorder known as ASP (Awareness during Sleep Paralysis). As you said when people dream their eyes might follow their actions in the dream, but their BODY generally does not. When you run like crazy in a dream your limbs sit there motionless. The reasoning for this is that the brain shuts down most motor functions during deep sleep (to prevent injury). ASP is a disorder that affects some people where you partially wake up. Your eyes open, your brain "kicks back on", and you become full aware of your surroundings, but for whatever reason some part of your dream remains in a dream-like state. The result is that a) you can't move because your brain still has the paralysis effect in place, and b) because it's still dreaming, your brain will start to superimpose a dream over the existing reality.

      Personally during this state before I learned to control it I had episodes where I saw chains holding me down, heard grows coming from the hallway, heard footsteps walking around in the house, felt invisible hands clawing into my stomach, and have seen a zombie like face playing peeka-boo at with me at the foot of my bed. This all looks VERY real, because you can look around the actual room, hear everything that's going on, etc. When the brain needn't render the whole environment it seems to be able to do a great job and rendering "spot detail". Luckily, given that it IS a dream, all rules of lucid dreaming apply, and you can control the environment and keep it non-scary if your are aware of it. It's a nice experience if you know to remain calm and unafraid (if your mind starts drifting you can scare the shit out of yourself if you're not careful, especially if you realize the situation and start thinking "Wouldn't it be really scary if . . . ").

      This is actually a very good candidate for explaining lots of supposedly paranormal phenomenon that has been experienced throughout the ages. Look back at so many of the alien abduction reports, ghost sightings/reports, etc, and then look at how many occur with the person in bed and unable to move. A lot of them have that trait in common.

      Wiki entry on the subject: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis

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    16. Re:Brain implants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's call this simulation software TheMatrix.exe (or TheMatrix.app) and for comfort, let's build a coffin-like container with nutrient supply and waste removal systems. Using the software, we can think we eat fillet mignon streak everyday and meet hot chicks in red dresses. We may even be able to bend spoons with our minds.

      We can also improve the system to be environmentally friendly by using the body heat generated while we are doing nothing as a renewable energy source. That would be perfect.

    17. Re:Brain implants? by hodet · · Score: 2, Funny

      Oh great. 6 months of wet dreams in 3 minutes at my desk.

    18. Re:Brain implants? by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I actually doubt that would matter. As Danny Bonoduchi said when asked what would make him cheat on his wife if his wife was a perfect 10, "A 6 that I haven't slept with yet.

      Of course that doesn't invalidate your point or joke. I'll just go away now....

    19. Re:Brain implants? by eMbry00s · · Score: 1

      Yea, I knew about this but it's good info that should definitely be out there (and common knowledge by now). Mod parent (and grand parent ;) up.

    20. Re:Brain implants? by jrwr00 · · Score: 1

      well if it is interfacing with a computer... why couldnt you write code? i mean your sending commands to the computer atfer all

    21. Re:Brain implants? by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

      (Brought to you by the Space Pope.)

    22. Re:Brain implants? by kebes · · Score: 1

      We know from dreams that the brain can process things quicker where our sense of time passing is not "real time" (ie, a dream that seems to go on for 30 minutes might take place in a MUCH shorter ammount of real time). Actually that is more folklore than fact. Here's a modern review of research in dreaming:
      Alan S. Eiser "Physiology and Psychology of Dreams" Seminars in Neurology, vol. 25, No. 1, 2005. doi: 10.1055/s-2005-867078
      According to that article:

      There is evidence the dream is coextensive with the REM period and that the time length of dreams, as subjectively experienced by the dreamer and objectively rated by experimenters, is closely related to the real-time length of the corresponding REM period.
      Actually this was established early on in the research on dreaming. See this article from 1957:
      Dement W, Kleitman N. "The relation of eye movements during sleep to dream activity: an objective method for the study of dreaming." J Exp Psychol 1957;53:339-346

      The idea that dreams are somehow accelerated with respect to normal time isn't substantiated. Yet for some reason it has taken root in pop science. As far as I know, the notion that the human mind can process information/sensations faster than real-time has not been established.
    23. Re:Brain implants? by Chabil+Ha' · · Score: 1

      How cool would it be to go on a simulated 2 week vacation to the Bahamas, but only really spend 1 hour running the simulation? That sounds like an awesome plot for a sci-fi movie on Mars. If the Governator wasn't busy with other things I'd make him the star of the show!
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    24. Re:Brain implants? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Yuck. You'd be dead of dehydration in a huge puddle of your own precious bodily fluids.
      That's one set of death scene photos I'd never ever ever wanna see.

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    25. Re:Brain implants? by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      Someone else remembered total recall

    26. Re:Brain implants? by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      I am almost entirely certain that your brain is barely fast enough to handle "reality" in realtime. While you might have a memory implanted that made you THINK you had been on the beach for 2 weeks (or in dreams where your brain somehow fools itself into thinking a long time has passed) you would not have actually "experienced" every last moment of it, making decisions the whole way. A REAL full up virtual reality, where you have to decide upon every step and so forth would take about as much time as it would to actually "experience" the event. (granted, this terminology gets tricky if you're fighting virtual dragons)

    27. Re:Brain implants? by Ritchie70 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about your employer, but mine would probably pay for the hook-up, plug me in when I got there, I'd do 6 months work in 8 hours, go home for dinner, sleep for 8 hours, go back in, work another 6 months....

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    28. Re:Brain implants? by 4D6963 · · Score: 1

      allow devs to drop into one of these things and we could have software that would normally take months to build developed in mere minutes!

      What makes you think experience is so important when coding? A strong logic is much much more important.

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    29. Re:Brain implants? by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      I knew I should have shown him Electro-Gonorrhea, The Noisy Killer

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    30. Re:Brain implants? by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      allow devs to drop into one of these things and we could have software that would normally take months to build developed in mere minutes!


      the only problem is that in subjective time for the devs compile time would take decades. Slashdot would get the beating of a lifetime as all of these bored devs write years worth of posts in a matter of seconds.
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    31. Re:Brain implants? by osu-neko · · Score: 1

      If we really did accomplish this, imagine how much faster we could progress technologically......allow devs to drop into one of these things and we could have software that would normally take months to build developed in mere minutes!
      Technological singularity without creating AI? Count me in! Less renegade robots that way and I can drop my Old Glory robot insurance.

      That's actually one of the scenarios for the Singularity: no need to develop truly independent AIs, just augment the human brain until it has that speed and capabilities. Then the augmented brains come up with even more clever ideas on how to augment themselves further, etc.

      Eventually the line between human and computer will blur anyhow, and it'll be debatable what an "AI" is...

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    32. Re:Brain implants? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      One.... maybe two generations, three at most.

    33. Re:Brain implants? by jdjbuffalo · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's really interesting and scary. Do you have links to more information about this dreaming as an explanation for weird phenomena? This is the first time I've ever heard about this a melding between dreams and reality in such a vivid fashion. But it is a very plausible explanation.

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    34. Re:Brain implants? by Ox0065 · · Score: 1

      I had no idea that MSCEs are now 11% of the population.
      "Can you install iE in your sleep?"
      "Yes my liege"
      It's like invasion of the body snatchers.

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    35. Re:Brain implants? by ChrisA90278 · · Score: 1

      "Imagine how much work place productivity would suffer if every time an employee came back to work each morning they've spent a virtual 6-months away in paradise."

      Imagine how much work place productivity would grow if every time an employee came back to work each morning they would a virtual 6-months in a virtual office. In other ords work 6 months every day. If the technology would allow a virtual vacation why not "virtual work"?

    36. Re:Brain implants? by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      If that were true, we would have figured it out by now. Individuals who are highly skilled, and therefore have certain pathways activated frequently, would lose that skill more quickly than their other skills.

    37. Re:Brain implants? by oatworm · · Score: 1

      I actually experienced that once. I had a really bad case of the flu when I was a teenager, with a rather nasty fever attached. Initially, I was dreaming about how I had these zits that had worms growing out of them, which scared me enough to wake me up... or so I thought. While "awake", I dreamed that someone was approaching me with a knife, only I couldn't move. What I could do, though, was scream, which is what woke me up.

      If there is anything quite as "enjoyable" as waking up to your own scream, I can't imagine it.

    38. Re:Brain implants? by blhack · · Score: 1

      AhA!

      But the thing is that it goes in both directions! Same reason you can feel like you've been asleep for 5 minutes, and have been for 3 hours! Blink and your proggy is compiled!

      NOW GET BACK TO HACKING!

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    39. Re:Brain implants? by magisterx · · Score: 1

      Ok, if it is as much as 3 generations out, how long until we have cryogenics so I can wait until they have it?

    40. Re:Brain implants? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I expect it will be less of a wait for computer/brain interfaces.

    41. Re:Brain implants? by RobBebop · · Score: 1

      A man jumps into bed, the scene fades, you see the morning light come in and the man wakes up. In reality, a few seconds passed, but the movie gave you the illusion of a night passing.

      In my dreams, I actually just sit tight during the interludes where I need to take a nap and recover some energy. Dreaming of sleeping is the most awesome dream ever.

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    42. Re:Brain implants? by sonsonifty · · Score: 1

      I like science as much as the next guy, but when zombie's start playing peek-a-boo with me I'm heading for the hills! Please don't tell me you have experienced all of this while living in the same house, one that was built on an Indian burial grounds...

    43. Re:Brain implants? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      No, the chains incident happened when I was very young and living in a mobile home. The growling, stomach ripping, and footsteps (among other things) happened in a new house my parents built in the same location. No burial grounds on the site (though there indeed IS one about a half mile away :)).

      The "zombie" incident (again, among others) happened when I was in college in the dorms. I slept in a loft bed that year (for the extra storage space underneath it) and it basically just appeared to be a zombie thing/person that had it's hands on the top board of the ladder, and was jumping up and down at the end of the bed as if trying to look at me when it jumped.

      Many different cultures interpret them differently. Throughout the ages many people have a tendency to see "something" (often a demon, succubus, or old lady/witch) sitting on their chest. This is because the episode causes a suffocating type feeling (you're kinda dreaming, so you don't control WHEN you breath. Your brain is doing it as a reflex, so you're breathing still, and won't suffocate, but not being able to take a breath right when you want it is alarming).

      This image of the old lady sitting on your chest is the reason it's often called (in the Southern US at least) getting "ridden by a hag". The local tradition where I am from was that experiencing a "hag" was an omen that something bad was going to happen. There was some degree of interpretation involved, as the hag usually would (supposedly anyways) give some clue as to what was going to happen. For instance if you saw a specific person as the hag, then something bad may be coming to that person, or if you saw a hag walking with a limp then someone you know is gonna hurt their leg. It's surprising how much superstition still exists in this part of the country. Some religious, some just local tradition. If any older, "worthy" person dies (ie, an old, well respected member of the community), it's said that a heavy rain storm will come within 1-2 days of their death to take their spirit away. You'll also see a penny nailed to the floor on each side of many doors to keep out evil spirits. If you encounter a pocket of cold air in the woods on a hot night, then it's supposedly an angry spirit, and you're told to put the loose change in your pocket (and your pocket knife if you have one on you) on the ground, stomp on it once, and then continue walking away without looking back. My great-grandmother was actually a practicing "mystic". They called here a "witch", but from what I've gathered she did a lot of Christian religious based "magic" and "potions", but didn't practice Wicca in any way, so the word "mystic" is the best I can come up with rather than "witch" which seems inaccurate. Generally the further back in the woods you go, the more superstitious the people get.

      Not that I believe in any of the traditions, but it does serve to give some flavor to the area, and makes for interesting conversation, especially with older people.

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    44. Re:Brain implants? by sonsonifty · · Score: 1

      Well kudos to you that you can be analytical about it all! It is fascinating either way.

  5. One in four say it could replace an SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    I had absolutely no idea that so many people lived in their basements.

    1. Re:One in four say it could replace an SO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had absolutely no idea that so many people lived in their basements. If you left your basement more often you would had known :)
    2. Re:One in four say it could replace an SO? by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      Newsweek did an online article on this just last week, although their explanation was job fulfillment instead of internet usage.

    3. Re:One in four say it could replace an SO? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "I had absolutely no idea that so many people lived in their basements."

      Not really...if you mean by SO, a 'long term' commitment, all you need that for is if you want to have and raise kids. Otherwise, you don't really need a significant other. Why be stuck sleeping with only one woman the rest of your life? Get one, enjoy her for awhile, and then trade 'up' for a newer model periodically....and this way, you don't have to give up half you sh*t every few years.

      If you want long term relationships...keep long term friends, but, no sense keeping just one to fsck for the rest of your life unless you are wanting to reproduce and deal with all that comes with that.

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    4. Re:One in four say it could replace an SO? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      I had absolutely no idea that so many people lived in their basements.

      Living alone and having a disability, I find the net provides me with something to do for a significant amount of tyme, which because I don't work I need something to occupy my tyme. Without the net I'd have no reason to get out of bed. I'd like to of had seen how many of those who participated are in some way disabled as well.

      Falcon
  6. Significant Other? by bazald · · Score: 5, Funny

    It won't make you dinner or rub your feet, but nearly one in four Americans say that the Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other for some period of time You're all I need, Slashdot.
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    1. Re:Significant Other? by Grandiloquence · · Score: 1

      Slashdot mods you -1: Creepy.

    2. Re:Significant Other? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Slashdot mods you -1: Creepy

      -1? I'd say he fits right in! +1 creepy! Basements? There's a young lady that wanted to move into my basement, but it's too cold in the winter down there. She pays ME.

      So there's an attractive young woman I'm not related to living in my house and I can't get laid. If that isn't nerdy I don't know what is!

      As to the GP's sig, that was a vwry logical quote from Mr. Spock.

      (me: loser +.5)

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    3. Re:Significant Other? by mrbluze · · Score: 1

      It won't make you dinner or rub your feet, but nearly one in four Americans say that the Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other for some period of time Is that because the internet is full of women who can't cook or do foot massages?
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  7. My SO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other for some period of time What's this "can" stuff?
    1. Re:My SO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > > The Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other for some period of time
      >
      > What's this "can" stuff?

      Never mind him. He's new here. What's that "substitute" stuff?

      (I think I prefer to stay inside...)

  8. Well, it is communication. by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Problem is, it isn't face-to-face communication.

    Sure, you can keep in touch with lots of other people online, but when the (typical) user's entire social interaction is reduced to impassioned debates, downloading pr0n, FPS games, pissing off people on the other side of the planet with sophomoric trolling, and the whole time bullshitting about who you are and what you do in RL?

    Gah - almost makes one fear for Humanity's future.

    /P

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    1. Re:Well, it is communication. by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      The article reads better if you play The Who's "Substitute" in the background.

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    2. Re:Well, it is communication. by king-manic · · Score: 1

      Problem is, it isn't face-to-face communication.

      Sure, you can keep in touch with lots of other people online, but when the (typical) user's entire social interaction is reduced to impassioned debates, downloading pr0n, FPS games, pissing off people on the other side of the planet with sophomoric trolling, and the whole time bullshitting about who you are and what you do in RL?


      But people trust your online qualification a lot less. thus you can say your a Nasa engineer but no one believes you. They'll judge you on what you say and how closely that lines up with what they believe and what they think a Nasa engineer should know.

      It shifts the language too. Nuance that used to be conveyed through facial expression and body language will now be replaced by "lol" ":D" ";D" etc... Sure it isn't nearly as good but the next generation has adapted.

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    3. Re:Well, it is communication. by disckitty · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > you can keep in touch with lots of other people online

      I'll admit its best to get to know the people in your neighbourhood, and if you're not doing that, you should. However, in the increasingly globalized world that we live in, where lots of people and families are travelling, its nice for it to not take 3 weeks to 6 months for communication to arrive (via snail mail) nor be hugely expensive (via long distance charges).

      > impassioned debates ... [&] ... pissing off people on the other side of the planet with sophomoric trolling

      I'll disagree that this is a negative. I actually think its great that people are actively seeking out debates and conversing. It may not be formal, nor highly intellectual, but its amazing to hear peoples views on things. One of the nicest things about the comments on, for example, Slashdot, is that the article will state one thing, but I learn a lot more by reading peoples' comments (that may or may not be correct, but I can take the time to research them if I really care to confirm it). Further, the fact that we can interact with people on the other side of the planet is incredible, as it allows the potential for increasing contributions for discussions.

      pr0n, fps and pretending you're someone you're not (which is actually akin to acting...) aren't so bad. If you want to see some potential issues with face-to-face communication, see how Japan is handling keeping seniors entertained (via dolls). Maybe if the marketplace wasn't so geared towards single-serving sales, and media so fear-oriented, we'd have more face-to-face community. On the flip side, dumb people exist on the internet no differently than down the street. And at least with the internet, you can pick and choose which people to interact with...

    4. Re:Well, it is communication. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is, it isn't face-to-face communication.

      Yeah, especially that goatse guy.

    5. Re:Well, it is communication. by crabpeople · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How do you know the people you meet in real life are who they say they are?

      "the whole time bullshitting about who you are and what you do in RL?"

      Clearly your not into the bar scene.

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    6. Re:Well, it is communication. by deftcoder · · Score: 1

      My response to your post:

      >:F

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    7. Re:Well, it is communication. by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can keep in touch with lots of other people online, but when the (typical) user's entire social interaction is reduced to impassioned debates, downloading pr0n, FPS games, pissing off people on the other side of the planet with sophomoric trolling, and the whole time bullshitting about who you are and what you do in RL?

      How different is all that from what you'd do face to face? Ok, maybe a little less pr0n, but normal face to face discourse tends to be impassioned debates about whether the local sports team will beat the other team, bitching about people on the other side of town, and lots of bullshitting about who you are and what you do. The only way face to face communication is superior to internet communication is the warm fuzzies you get from eye contact and smiles.

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    8. Re:Well, it is communication. by UserGoogol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, and it isn't communication via passenger pigeon either. What's so special about face to face communication? Face to face communication isn't the pinnacle of interpersonal communication. You can't multitask to much of a degree without the person you are communicating with knowing, which is annoying and a breech of privacy, you are limited to communicating with whatever numbers you can physically be near, it is not possible to easily filter out undesirable communication, and so on.

      Of course, face to face communication does have its plusses too (hell, the things I just listed could be viewed as positives in their own way). But the thing is that face to face communication is a fixed target: there's only so much that you can modify "two people flapping their meat at each other," but the Internet can be improved indefinitely.

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  9. This just in by GammaKitsune · · Score: 0, Troll

    The masses are largely idiots. Story at 11.

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  10. SUBSTITUTE for an S/O? by VoxMagis · · Score: 1

    The Internet and a TOWEL perhaps!

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    1. Re:SUBSTITUTE for an S/O? by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Funny

      I can't tell if that's a reference to Douglas Adams or to masturbation. Hopefully not both.

  11. Rather misleading.... by UncleTogie · · Score: 4, Interesting

    More than half of Americans believe that Internet content such as video should be controlled in some way by the government. Only 33% of 18 to 24 year-olds supported government stepping in on content, while 72% of those over 70 years of age support government regulation and ratings.

    Now, ask the same question, but instead substitute "TV programs" for "Internet content". I'll bet you the percentage breakdown doesn't change much.

    This isn't about "internet content", it's about what standards a work of art is judged by.

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    1. Re:Rather misleading.... by timeOday · · Score: 1
      It's also purely a matter of how you interpret the question. I'd guess most people who don't think they want the govt. regulating content on the Internet actually do, in one or more of the following cases: copyright and trademark enforcement, libel, child pornography, threats (such as listing a bunch of abortionists with the murdered ones crossed out), spam, intrusions/hacking/data theft.

      Most of those cases are already covered by laws not specific to the Internet, but that's besides the point, because those laws do regulate the content of internet data, and most people do support them.

    2. Re:Rather misleading.... by xerxesVII · · Score: 1

      That a number as large as 33% of 18 to 24 year-olds should have supported government regulation absolutely infuriates me. Once again, I am reminded of why I will never have kids. I simply don't want to put my offspring out into a population so inscrutably stupid.

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    3. Re:Rather misleading.... by killerkalamari · · Score: 1

      Well I see your point in one sense. I was constantly annoyed while in school because I could see the lies and everyone else had blinders on.. to the point of teachers and classmates mocking me. But, about not having kids.. I dunno if I agree with you there. I mean, those stupid kids have stupid parents, on up the line. Why not breed some non-stupid kids that believe in the constitution, etc? At the same time, convince stupid people not to have kids. Sure your kids will have to deal with idiots, but that's nothing new.

      Also, go out and vote to try to maintain what liberties we have left. Almost everybody I see at the polls is OLD. According to this poll 70% of them are idiots. If I don't vote, I am essentially agreeing with what the old idiots want.

      I have absolutely no desire to watch porn, etc. But if somebody wants to put something online, they'd better be allowed to. Why do people think the government should be there to protect them and make them feel "safe"? The government should be there to make it possible for us to protect ourselves (bill of rights... what's that?)

      Vote for liberty,
      Pray for safety.

    4. Re:Rather misleading.... by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 1

      I simply don't want to put my offspring out into a population so inscrutably stupid.

      Too bad. I've got 4 very inquisitive, skeptical and creative children who are doing their part to bring the average up. They already have a good sense that world is crazy but a smart person can still succeed and make valuable contributions. I'm not pessimistic enough to give up on the future... yet.

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    5. Re:Rather misleading.... by joto · · Score: 1

      everyone else had blinders on.. to the point of teachers and classmates mocking me.

      Yeah, you know, it's always the smart guys they mock. Bullshit! Maybe you were good at math or something, but you probably failed where it counts, such as in your understanding and ability to participate in social interaction.

      I have absolutely no desire to watch porn, etc.

      Either you're a liar, or you have proven my point above, to the point where it far exceeds my original accusations. Wanting to watch porn is part of being human.

  12. Not mentioned: by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 1

    Those 11% are all Slashdot readers.

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    1. Re:Not mentioned: by Penguinisto · · Score: 1
      No, they're EMACS users...

      (I'm kidding, you bastards! Then again, all that key-dancing that emacs requires would become unnecessary w/ some sort of direct brain implant control thingy... )

      /P

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  13. 1% error? by ObiWanStevobi · · Score: 1

    I'm not to concerned with the margin of error of a poll asking people if they want the internet in their brains. Even if it is safe, what does that even mean? Safe as in security (no one hacking your brain), health (implant doesn't actually damage your brain), or content (Think about a farm and get bombarded with animal sex pictures)?

    More than half of Americans believe that Internet content such as video should be controlled in some way by the government? That can only come from a group of people where more than a tenth of them seem to think that internet directly into their brain is a good idea.

    1. Re:1% error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about a farm and get bombarded with animal sex pictures


      aaaahhhrrrggg... It just happened and I don't even have it wired to my brain.
    2. Re:1% error? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that I want this to happen, but I just can't wait until I get this to compliment my Zoe implant. I should probably get a tattoo somewhere on my head that says "NSFW".

  14. "Only" 11% want Internet wetware? by xPsi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Only 11% of respondents said they be willing to safely implant a device that enabled them to use their mind to access the Internet. Ahh, 11% may be small for a political poll, but 11% seems HUGE for a question like that considering it is supposed to scale up to the population at large. That would be like the entire state of California and Massachusetts together deciding to get wetware WiFi for every man, woman, and child. I expect the number of people actually willing to do such a thing in the US is much smaller than that. Neil Degrasse Tyson made a similar observation about the statistic that 93% of members of the Academy of Sciences doubt or actively disbelieve in the existence of a personal god. The 93% isn't really all that surprising. That makes sense. What is surprising to me is that 7% do.
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    1. Re:"Only" 11% want Internet wetware? by lordvalrole · · Score: 1

      I wonder how many of the 89% of the American population believe in Christianity. Out of those people, I am sure a lot of them think that putting chips in the bodies is the mark of the beast.

  15. If you have ... why do you need ... ? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
    Just yesterday I asked If you have porn do why do you need a .... And today America is going a step above and says, If I have internet I don't need ...

    Thank you, America for a quick reply.

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    1. Re:If you have ... why do you need ... ? by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking, but porn is only a substitute for the sexual portion of a relationship. As a matter of fact, there are much more ancient (and much more physical) ways of substituting in sex without worrying about a relationship (ie, prostitution - anybody can get laid for a price. Matter of fact when I was a beginning pilot thinking of buying a plane, I was given the comical advice "If it flys, floats, or f*cks, it's cheaper to just rent it.").

      What I think this study is saying, more alarmingly, is that a decent percentage of people are considering the internet a substitute for the non-sexual part of a relationship. That is terribly depressing, as there are a lot of things besides sex to be had from a SO.

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    2. Re:If you have ... why do you need ... ? by computational+super · · Score: 1
      there are a lot of things besides sex to be had from a SO.

      Like the insistence that you "turn off that damned computer!"

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  16. 72% of setuagenarians support restrictions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Luckily, Father Time will do his best to lessen their impact over the next few years.

  17. Obligatory link by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 5, Insightful
    OUTSIDE
    The new MMORPG from the creators of the smashing hit "IRL"
    FEATURES:
    • no monthly fee!
    • massive world to explore
    • incredible NPC AI
    • over 56,400 character archetypes
    • fully PvP
    • highest resolution graphics

    Get Outside NOW!!!
    1. Re:Obligatory link by xenocide2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      * no monthly fee! I think my landlord would disagree.
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    2. Re:Obligatory link by McDee · · Score: 2, Funny

      incredible NPC AI Sounds like you haven't been outside for a while...
    3. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no monthly fee!

      LOL, free to play, but to get any of the cool shit you're going to have to shell out tons of cash. Hell, it's next to impossible to get a place to sleep without paying, and the game is rigged so that you're going to have to buy food and drink on a regular basis or your character gets more and more sluggish.

      I give it 3 out of 10, the marketing makes it sound great but once you get started you find out that the marketing is full of half-truths. And half the people playing are all assholes.

    4. Re:Obligatory link by TheEmptySet · · Score: 1

      # no monthly fee!
      # incredible NPC AI


      Actually, in my experience the NPC AI leaves a lot to be desired and the monthly fees are pretty huge!
    5. Re:Obligatory link by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Man, my class is so underpowered!!! :(

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    6. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * no monthly fee!

      I think my landlord would disagree.

      No, no, that's an in-game money sink, not an out-of-game monthly fee.
    7. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, you don't have chinese kids goldfarming for you?

    8. Re:Obligatory link by Selfbain · · Score: 1

      If you live in America, you do.

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    9. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      * Legal notice: The makers of OUTSIDE keep no backups, and have not implemented "respawn". Performing acts in OUTSIDE which are illegal in your locale will result in your imprisonment. In OUTSIDE, your character does not know kung fu. Your OUTSIDE avatar must be the same sex and physical makeup as you are. Not everybody in OUTSIDE speaks your language. There is no magic in OUTSIDE. "Incredible AI" should not be taken as an indicator of actual NPC intelligence. Sorry, no refunds.

    10. Re:Obligatory link by Traa · · Score: 1

      I call false advertising!!

              * huge monthly fees, just for storage and rest
              * insane limitations on where you are allowed to explore. Exploring certain areas will get you BANNED!
              * most NPC AI is so bad I can't imaging the game maker spend much time on it

      Also
              * grinding can suck in this game
              * character creation screen consists of a single 'random roll', admittedly I got lucky
              * there seems to be confusion about whether you respawn after death

    11. Re:Obligatory link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i checked this MMORPG out, but the game lobby was empty. i think everyone else is playing halo 3.

    12. Re:Obligatory link by idontgno · · Score: 1

      no monthly fee!
      My mortgage company would like a word with you...

      massive world to explore
      But the attunement requirements are an immense and intrusive bother

      incredible NPC AI
      Sorry to disappoint you, that's not artificial intelligence, that's natural stupidity

      over 56,400 character archetypes
      And about 56,300 of them are ovine

      fully PvP
      Sadly, yes, too true

      highest resolution graphics
      Not for everyone; my OEM graphics hardware needs some aftermarket help

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    13. Re:Obligatory link by xsadar · · Score: 1

      * no monthly fee!

      I think my landlord would disagree.


      No, that was an advertisement for Outside, not IRL (In Real Life). If you don't pay your landlord, I'm sure they'd be happy to hook you up with Outside, and, as advertised, with no monthly fees.
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    14. Re:Obligatory link by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      Lies.
      #no monthly fee! rent/mortgage/insurance
      # massive world to explore : if you have enough of the virtual currency.Otherwise you have to stay in your state.
      #incredible NPC AI :Oh really? Didn't notice that.
      #fully PvP :only in Africa,the rest have laws and rules which limit PvP.
      #Highest resolution graphics; If you have perfect vision and only look around you.

  18. The Internet vs. the Wife by PhxBlue · · Score: 1

    It won't make you dinner or rub your feet ...

    That's okay, neither does my wife. *Rimshot*

    (Actually, she does and she would. I'm a lucky guy.)

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    1. Re:The Internet vs. the Wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of guys know what she does too. *Rimshot*

    2. Re:The Internet vs. the Wife by homebrewmike · · Score: 2, Funny

      She reads Slashdot, doesn't she?

    3. Re:The Internet vs. the Wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can order pizza from the net, and buy a foot messager on EBay!!!

    4. Re:The Internet vs. the Wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "(Actually, she does and she would. I'm a lucky guy.)"

      Not really, she does it for everyone if you give her five bucks.

      Hell, she just finished me off and went to the next person in line.

  19. More than half of americans want gov parenting! by plasmacutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    50%+ want the internet regulated?

    Let me guess.. "for the children"?
    I mean it has to be, otherwise they would be condoning censorship of political speech or complete corporate takeover of the internet.

    I want to know what happened to parents actually, you know, parenting?!

    apparently that only happens in my family.

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    1. Re:More than half of americans want gov parenting! by fredklein · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why is it always the OLD folks who want to do stuff 'for the children'? Is alzheimer's that severe in our aging population that they have totally forgotten what it's like to be a child?

    2. Re:More than half of americans want gov parenting! by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 1

      You know, as I start getting older I start to understand what the old people are thinking. For instance, a long time ago I saw a video of a guy caught in a house fire pacing up and down the sidewalk with smoke still coming up from what was left of his smouldering hair and strips of flesh hanging from his arms like a poorly wrapped mummy. The rescue workers were constantly yelling at him to keep standing so they could get the sanitary tarp out because all he could do say is he wanted to lie down and to make this most horrible of sounds.

      This was real and even just watching it on the video burned it into my brain forever and I don't want it there. Not like a movie where even the most gruesome things are easily forgettable. Some people need to see it, like the rescue workers who actually experienced it. Regulation does not have to be censorship. At least give people, not just kids, the informed choice of whether they want to or not. The video I saw was NOT labeled like it would contain this kind of thing.

      I think when you are younger you just don't realize how much things build up over time. It's not just one goatse or one body falling from the trade tower with a sack of potatoes thud, it's the totality. And when you get older maybe you'll also want to impart your wisdom not to know more of this than you should.

    3. Re:More than half of americans want gov parenting! by slashme.slashdot · · Score: 1

      I am against any kind of censorship , in fact i am for 2-law method for eg lets say if a group of people want to bring law against watching porn , then they should allowed to bring the law as long as they(ppl who are anti-porn) register with some authority and when if any one is caught watching porn and if found registered should be sent to jail , where who were not registered (pro porn) , if caught , should be let off as they did not vote for the law.
      See , this way both groups will be happy , they got what they wanted from the law .

    4. Re:More than half of americans want gov parenting! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm still waiting for the explanation of how majority opinion equals the special right to employ coercion as a means.

    5. Re:More than half of americans want gov parenting! by Ajehals · · Score: 1

      The worrying thing is that there appear to be an huge number of people who are so incredibly desensitised to the type of imagery that you describe, that they would not suffer any palpable effects after seeing something similar, not just those people (like fire-fighters, paramedics, soldiers etc..) who could reasonably be expected to have direct experience of such things on a regular basis, but simply people who cannot distinguish real from fake, and more importantly seem to lose the ability to extrapolate the impact or consequences of things shown in the real imagery, a real inhibitor to empathy and understanding.

    6. Re:More than half of americans want gov parenting! by xsadar · · Score: 1

      I'm still waiting for the explanation of how majority opinion equals the special right to employ coercion as a means.


      Because it's better than:
      Monarch's opinion = right to employ coercion as a means, which eventually yields tyranny
      Nobody's opinion = right to employ coercion as a means, which immediately yields anarchy (and eventually stabilizes into some other system of coercion, probably tyranny)

      It's based on the hope that the majority will want what's right, which unfortunately is not always the case, but it's better than any alternatives I know of? Of course we put some rules about when majority opinion is not enough in our constitution, but that can only do so much. Also, in America, it's not the majority of the people that makes the laws (most of the time), but a majority of representatives chosen by the people. This is more practical than straight majority rules, but leads to more abuse of power.

      So, do you have a better approach?
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    7. Re:More than half of americans want gov parenting! by radl33t · · Score: 1

      This is totally bull. I see bunch of adverbs and hand waving and in the end, an opinion that has never been supported by evidence. Pictures of decapitated baby head fence posts provide many things, from humor to perspective. What exactly is not real about some guy getting his head sawed off or some girl getting her face wrapped around a pillar because of a drunk behind the wheel? These things are real. If anything they provide a vivid image of the fallout of some actions. Anything from the consequences of drunk driving all the way to the lengths to which oppressed people will go to fight for their cause. Or, maybe just provide a better idea of just exactly how f*^&ed up people can be. IMO, these things enrich us with heightened empathy and understanding. Shielding people from reality creates a bunch of deluded people who feel entitled. Cough, look around.

    8. Re:More than half of americans want gov parenting! by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      yes, let the minority that's jilted under the tyranny of the majority take a yes or no vote for splitting off into their own republic (or separate entity a-la commonwealth).

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  20. Why is it always the old folks? by kabocox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why is the always the old guys that are about to die off that enact or get crap passed so that all the rest of us living have to do what they want! If anything, I'd like the vote to be removed from those that retire or above 70 as they are too old and out of date to make decisions for the future. Heck, those under 12 are more likely to make valid decisions for the future since they'll have to live in it.

    1. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Respect to the views and opinion of the old people was a good survival strategy. Back in the hunter gatherer days, these people were the storehouse of knowledge. They remember which roots and berries the tribe survived during the last famine etc. So even if they were not pulling their weight in the hunts, others gave them a cut of the leg of the zebra or a woolly mastodon. But now a days, now that we have the internet to serve as the storehouse of knowledge (and much more), yeah, we really need to think what to do with the old people. First I would like to cut their social security off. I mean, come on. How can we go for lower taxes and less onerous government if these old fogeys keep going to the elections and keep voting for either a tax-and-spend Democrats or borrow-and-spend Republicans?

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    2. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No class is fit to govern.

      -- Lord Acton

      (Corollary: no age group is fit to govern.)

    3. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by Itchyeyes · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you talked to a 12 year old recently? I barely trust them enough to mow my lawn. The thing is, the reason that the old people pass all the laws is because they are the ones who turn up to vote. If more young people would show up at the polls they would be better represented in our government. The very fact that they don't show up seems to me as evidence that they are in fact less capable of making those decisions.

    4. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Why is the always the old guys that are about to die off that enact or get crap passed so that all the rest of us living have to do what they want!

      The world changes rather quickly today, and by the time you're past 70, it's so different that some people want part of the world they grew up in back. The world of the 1950s and 60s was a lot more conservative towards sex than it is today.

      While I agree with you that these people are out of touch on this issue, and just want to harken back to some kind of golden age that never existed (teen pregancy was a LOT higher in the 40s/50s than it is now, people DID have sex outside marriage, they just didn't talk about it, bawdy talk occurred, just in different places), I don't agree that anyone over a certain age has nothing useful to say. We make too many short sighted decisions these days. People waste a lot of money on a lot of junk. We could probably all learn a lot from some miserly old people.

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    5. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by jammindice · · Score: 1

      as stereotypical as this sounds it is right.. we have older uninformed people making laws that govern our society. If you noticed more than half of the people responding to the poll said that the government should regulate pictures/videos on the internet.. why? why do we want the government sticking their nose in our business all the time and why is it so ok for everyone to believe this?
       
      I don't even want my isp filtering or snooping my traffic, hell i don't want anything but unfiltered/unregulated/uncontrolled internet, why must the masses (and the old folks making laws) not even understand the rights we citizens are supposed to have.
       
      God Damn the USA

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    6. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is the always the old guys that are about to die off that enact or get crap passed so that all the rest of us living have to do what they want!

      Because they've got nothing better to do than sit around and collect paychecks from the government. That kind of warps your mind.

      Us young people are too busy working, or going to a government-run school.

    7. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      Who the hell modded this crap insightful

      I'm all for a very low age of consent, say 14. Basically at 14 you're an adult and can do as you please, likewise everybody else treats you as an adult, no separate ages for voting, sex, alcohol etc.

      It would stop a lot of the teenage problems if at 14 they had to fend for themselves. This extended childhood so prevalent in the US is giving us children aged twenty five who are unable to function on their own.

      As for 12 year olds deciding policy, go and read Lord of the Flies.

    8. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

      It's simple really. They vote.

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    9. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by keithjr · · Score: 1

      Somebody please upmod this because there's your answer right there (beat me to the punch, but I'm not bitter). The government mantra goes as follows... "Old People Vote. Old People Vote. Old People Vote." I'm glad the poll broke the responses up by age brackets. Knowing the aforementioned credo it becomes quite scary to see the correlation between political influence and desire to government intervention / lack of concern for net neutrality. Your representatives know how to stay in office, keep the voters happy.

    10. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by Faylone · · Score: 1

      Yeah, ever noticed the end, where the adults who pick them up are in the middle of a war?

    11. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Trusting in old people was wise when 'old' meant 30+.

    12. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      It would stop a lot of the teenage problems if at 14 they had to fend for themselves. This extended childhood so prevalent in the US is giving us children aged twenty five who are unable to function on their own.

      The US isn't the only country with an age of 18 as the age of majority, age of consent, or legal drinking age. Most of the countries listed on the first page has 18 as the age of majority. Also not all teenagers are unable to function on their own. I have a sister who moved out when she was 16 or 17, I was in the Army at the tyme so I'm not sure what her age was. She lived through her own resources, finished high school then went to college. Now she has her Masters degree and runs her own businesses, yes plural as she has more than one business.

      Falcon
    13. Re:Why is it always the old folks? by Usquebaugh · · Score: 1

      The US doesn't have a single age of majority!

      Age eligible to vote?
      Age eligible to drink?
      Age eligible to join the military?
      Age eligible to drive?
      Age eligible to marry?
      Age for hetro sex?
      Age for homo sex?

      Most western countries have the same problem.

      I think you sister rather makes my case for me. By being on her own she was forced to survive. At 17 I was working full time and sort of living between my parents and my girlfriends.

  21. Brain Hacking by halbert · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't wait for brain hacking. Imagine the possibilities! It could give a whole new meaning to zombies. "Need more brains to hack..."

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    RUN "SIG"

    1. Re:Brain Hacking by Firefly1 · · Score: 1

      I seem to recall this sort of thing showing up in Ghost in the Shell...

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  22. In defense of Internet SO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet doesn't nag, doesn't care what you do, when you do it, how you do it, won't complain about whatever unusual habits you posses, won't get mad at you over something stupid, won't stop you from living however you please, gives you access to an entire world of information, news, and culture, and can be shut off at the flick of a switch. If you can, ahem, transcend 'fleshy wants,' you're set. If you're lonely, play some WoW for awhile. The internet has plenty of forums to figure out how to do anything you can't do, like cooking or whatever. As far as I see it, Internet-1 Spouse-0

  23. old people by lordvalrole · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Old people over 70 should not get a voice on just about anything dealing with technology (not at this present time at least). There always is a gap in thinking between young people and old people in most things (especially technology). Older people have a harder time to grasp concepts of all sorts. Show a 70+ year old person programming, or how to make a website, or make something in 3d and they will just look at you funny. Show a 12 year old the same things and they are intrigued. We are also talking about a generation that think porn is wrong, and considering the amount of porn on the interweb...yeah I am sure they want that to have oversight.

    Old people in general should not be in high up places (ie. congress, supreme court, company execs.) Just because you are old doesn't make you wiser....it just makes you old with old ways of thinking.

    1. Re:old people by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you're old enough to have learned how to generalize, but not old enough to think rationally.

    2. Re:old people by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1
      Anonymous said it right. You are over-generalizing.

      Show a 70+ year old person programming, or how to make a website, or make something in 3d and they will just look at you funny.

      I think my father and my grand-father will disagree. When I was 17 I used to learn HTML, and was constantly asked by my grand-father about what is Internet and all. I couldn't give him any specific answer because all I had was a book on DHTML (and I needed all this for an exam). (This is in 2001 I think, remember I was in a remote part of India where Internet had not reached yet!) My grand-father is 90+.

      Similarly, when my father learned about the stuff I am doing now days (molecular simulation, and 3D visualization of sorts), he told me that when he was learning physics he used to imagine that we could calculate all the properties of a substance by just simulating molecules, and we would not need any equation of states at all. But since it was in 1970s and he was stuck in India, he could not pursue this field. (He is a chemical engineer btw).

      Compare that to a lot of stuff if I show to people of my age-group, they will just neglect it as reduntant or yeah-great-whatever attitude.

      What I mean to say is, you are confusing knowledge with will to learn. A 12 year old kid is still trying to understand how the world around it works, while 70+ year old has seen a generation rise, govern and then fade into technological obscurity. They are not interested in learning inside-out of HTML, who knows if it is a sign of wisdom?

      If one were to chose people for their wisdom, 70+ would be the right choice without question.
  24. Dumbledore uses a Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    He dreams of wands.

  25. Oblig. by GreatRedShark · · Score: 1

    Obligatory xkcd: http://xkcd.com/256/

  26. My view of the Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I like to think of the Internet as a series of tubes.

  27. Have you considered the benefits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scarier, %11 said they would?!?!

    Check out Ghost in the shell for some thoughtful fiction on what a direct mind-machine link to the Internet might be like.

    Also check out Transhumanism and the Singularity.

    Here are some of my own thoughts, though:

    A "thought" can be defined as the firing of neurons within the brain. As such, the depth and complexity of any given thought has a very finite upper cap: one's current neural capacity. However, by directly linking our brains to exterior computational devices, we will be able to raise that limit.

    A mind-machine interface will empower humanity to achieve a level of cognition unlike anything this planet has ever seen. The kinds of devices we will be able to create, and the kinds of lives we will be able to live, are beyond our wildest dreams.

    When presented with this kind of power, you would rather cling to your comfortable old limitations, as a zoo animal clings to its cage?

    Cowards don't evolve.

    1. Re:Have you considered the benefits? by chad.koehler · · Score: 1

      Sounds like once this is up and running, resistance will be futile.

  28. one word: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    TELEDILDONICS

    next survey: 110% of americans say the internet replaces their significant other

    and i'm sure we can build a foot massaging internet enabled appliance or microwave-refrigerator internet protocol for the dinners if you really think you still need FOOD when you've got the INTERTUBES man!

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  29. The Internet as a significant other? by IGnatius+T+Foobar · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm not so sure about the Internet being a reasonable substitute for a significant other. Every time I open my email, the Internet tells me that my penis is too small.

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    1. Re:The Internet as a significant other? by bark76 · · Score: 1

      Because it doesn't immediately follow that with "I just want to be friends".

    2. Re:The Internet as a significant other? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Internet tells me that my penis is too small.

      And your significant other doesn't say that to your face? She must be talking behind your back with her girlfriends....

  30. Regulating video, and the constitution. by Vellmont · · Score: 1

    It's very interesting that only 36% think government regulation of video over the internet into someones private home would be unconstitutional. (But I bet you'd get a VERY different answer about print media).

    For the most part, people are willing to accept what they've always accepted and expect what they've always expected. Broadcast television is regulated.. so therefore the government must have some way of regulating moving pictures.

    Of course, this is not the case, and I'd be very surprised if it was legal for the US government to regulate anything short of child porn or snuff videos coming across the internet. The only reason broadcast television was ruled constitutional to regulate was because television is a broadcast media, that's sent into everyones home. The other reason was that television had a limited amount of channels available (as with any radio medium), so the FCC was created to regulate the spectrum.

    Neither of these conditions are of course true with the internet. There's essentially an infinite amount of choices, and internet service is a subscription based service. It's FAR more like newspapers and magazines than television. Of course, that doesn't mean we won't need another internet equivalent of Larry Flynt to fight any legislation that crops up.

    The fear of course is that we've had government regulation of video for 50 some years now, and people have grown up with the idea that it's OK. That's why the current moves towards more and more surveillance, and all the crazy helicopter parents scare the crap out of me. When generations of kids grow up with every moment planned for them, and watched, they'll just expect this is the normal way of life.

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    1. Re:Regulating video, and the constitution. by QCompson · · Score: 1

      Of course, this is not the case, and I'd be very surprised if it was legal for the US government to regulate anything short of child porn or snuff videos coming across the internet.
      So far, the only thing stopping Congress from regulating the crap out of the internet (often using kiddie pr0n as an excuse/stepping-stone) has been the Supreme Court. Things might be different now that the Roberts court is in full swing. Of course, you'd think that true "conservative" justices would be more apt to strike down any gov't regulation of the internet, but I bet if you toss the words pornography, children, and deviant around enough they'll be happy to help turn the intertube as we know it into glorified cable-television with email.

      The only reason broadcast television was ruled constitutional to regulate was because television is a broadcast media, that's sent into everyones home.
      But once wireless networks are more pervasive throughout society... ta-da! Time to regulate!
    2. Re:Regulating video, and the constitution. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Of course, you'd think that true "conservative" justices would be more apt to strike down any gov't regulation of the internet, but I bet if you toss the words pornography, children, and deviant around enough they'll be happy to help turn the intertube as we know it into glorified cable-television with email.

      Originally it was liberals who would have opposed any of this, the Classical Liberal being against big government and for small government. On the other hand, Teddy Roosevelt's Republican party's conservativism was for small government as well. However the Republican Party has morphed into a big government party.

      Falcon
  31. WTF?? by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It won't make you dinner or rub your feet
    Neither would my ex-wife.

    ...nearly one in four Americans say that the Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other for some period of time
    Well, the internet and Rosie Palm.

    More than half of Americans believe that Internet content such as video should be controlled in some way by the government.
    Well, I'll agree that government should have web sites and portals. They should control their own sites, as I control my own site. So yeah, that's reasonable (depending on how the question was phrased).

    Only 33% of 18 to 24 year-olds supported government stepping in on content
    Which supports my previous observation, although again they should control their OWN content

    while 72% of those over 70 years of age support government regulation and ratings.
    That's not unreasonable, either. My dad doesn't even have a computer, has never been on the internet, and considering that, it would not be unreasonable of him to think it reasonable. Even a lot of younger people think the internet is like a TV set, and even the twentysomethings forget that most of the internet is beyond their government's reach.

    More than one in four Americans has a social networking profile such as MySpace or Facebook.

    Hell, I have a myspace page (that I haven't logged into in a year or two), a web site (that I haven't updated oin almost two years), a K5 account (that I haven't logged into for over 2 years), and a slashdot account and I'm 55. But I don't look my age. Or act it.

    Americans may love the Internet, but most are not prepared to implant it into their brain, even if it was safe. Only 11% of respondents said they be willing to safely implant a device that enabled them to use their mind to access the Internet.

    Only a total complete idiotic fuckwit moron would have ANYTHING implanted in their brain without an overriding medical reason. If you would have an internet connection implanted in your brain, WTF ARE YOU THINKING? Go ahead, dumbass, and when I crack your connection I'll control you like a meatware robot.

    Holy fuck! If brains were dynamite, most people wouldn't have enough to blow their noses.

    Note that a far higher percentage than 11% are mentally handicapped. Even retarded people have more sense than that!

    -mcgrew

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    1. Re:WTF?? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Only a total complete idiotic fuckwit moron would have ANYTHING implanted in their brain without an overriding medical reason. If you would have an internet connection implanted in your brain, WTF ARE YOU THINKING? Go ahead, dumbass, and when I crack your connection I'll control you like a meatware robot.
      Unlikely. You might control the connection, but that wouldn't offer any control over what they think about and choose to do inside their own heads. A modern parallel might be that even if you hacked into a person's telephone line to control every incoming or outgoing call, that wouldn't offer any control over conversations they could have with other people who were inside their home.
    2. Re:WTF?? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Your analogy makes no sense. You say hacking a phone wouldn't control anything outside the phone, but your perception of the world is completely inside your brain - there is no "outside". As Pink Floyd aptly noted, "all you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be". You don't see with your eyes, you see with your brain. Take out the visual cortex and you're blind, even if your eyes are perfect.

      Your brain is your life. You cannot experience anything that isn't processed through your brain. Using a phone as an analogy to your brain means there IS NO conversation outside the phone.

      If I control your brain, I control YOU. And I may not even need an implant to do it. There is no way you can know whether or not you are in a coma right now dreaming about this conversation. I may not, in fact, exist. I may be only a figment of your imagination.

      -mcgrew

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    3. Re:WTF?? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      But what makes you think that the connection would offer any measure of control over activity within the brain in the first place? Yes, everything you experience is processed through the brain, but how would controlling what is only a _CONNECTION_ to the brain actually offer any control over it? Sure, if you hook up wires to certain portions of the brain, you might be able to manipulate what that person believes they are experiencing, or else induce pain or pleasure, and very likely could indirectly control his or her actions through those experiences, but for a practical mind/computer interface connection, such a setup would make no sense. It would instead be more practical to wire it through the conscious reasoning centers of the brain, so that subconscious thoughts wouldn't interfere with its functionality (and you would further not be deluged with information you weren't interested in getting). For all intents and purposes, the brain would be almost certain to treat input from the connection as some sort of sensory data (probably unlike anything we currently experience) and sending information to it would be most similar to consciously pondering something. Hacking the connection could control what information was retrieved through it as well as what information appears to be sent out, but in the end you are only controlling that connection, and could only control them through that connection to the extent that the person is utterly dependant on the information coming through it or being sent out.

    4. Re:WTF?? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      We're talking about internet over brain implants. That means sight and sound (and meybe feel and smell).

      Sure, if you hook up wires to certain portions of the brain, you might be able to manipulate what that person believes they are experiencing, or else induce pain or pleasure, and very likely could indirectly control his or her actions through those experiences

      Bingo! here's the scenario: what you see isn't what you think you're seeing.

      You see a damsel in distress - a cad is attacking her. You come to her defense, fighting off the cad. He runs away, and she is so appreciative that she wants to make love to you.

      Only there was no cad - what you attacked was the damsel, who YOU attacked then raped. Meanwhile, a bunch of fat guys in some basement, the same guys who post goatse and tubgirl pictures at slashdot, are laughing their asses off as the police put you in handcuffs (and you think the police are the kinky damsel).

      Hell, I've had my thoughts manipulated WITHOUT brain implants. It would be so much easier if those wishing to manipulate me could control what I see and hear. Actually, the corporate-owned mainstream media can do this to most people without implants; all they control is radio, TV, and newspapers.

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    5. Re:WTF?? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      It would be so much easier if those wishing to manipulate me could control what I see and hear

      What makes you think that brain implants would allow you to see _OR_ hear anything new anyways?

      More likely than not, because of how versatile and adaptable the brain is, information relayed via the implants would be perceived as an entirely different sense that we currently do not currently enjoy. There is no basis to presume that sensations relayed via such implants would necessarily map directly to things we already experience.

      Yes, data coming down that connection could be manipulated, censored, or even deliberately defrauded, and you'd never know the difference. But you'd still recognize where those sensations are coming from. It wouldn't make you hear things that weren't there or see things that aren't real, or feel pleasure or pain. Thus, it could only be used to control a person's actions to the extent that the person already depended upon the information in that connection to make decisions about what they are going to do.

    6. Re:WTF?? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      More likely than not, because of how versatile and adaptable the brain is, information relayed via the implants would be perceived as an entirely different sense that we currently do not currently enjoy

      I don't think so; that's not how perception works. What is this =)

      No, it's an equal sign and a left parenthesis. Your brain interprets it not as a new thing, but a thing it is familiar with: a face. Even though it doesn't really look like a face!

      Schitzophrenics don't hallucinate new senses, their hallucinations (usually hearing voices that aren't there) are of familiar senses. Some drugs produce "synthesesia" (prolly not spelt rite) where you hear colors and see tastes, but I've never read an account of one seeing color as a new sense.

      Your senses are from parts of the brain devoted to those senses. You have a visual cortex, an auditory cortex, etc. that have evolved over millions of years.

      I fail to see, in light of what I've read (and note I'm not an expert) why you would expect it to be a new sense. How could you read a web page if the letters of the alphabet were interpreted as a new sense?

      What you say makes no sense to me.

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    7. Re:WTF?? by mark-t · · Score: 1

      Sight is sight, and perceived by the eyes. Sound is sound, and perceived by the ears. If a sensation is neither sight nor sound, why should it be perceived as either? You mention schizophrenics as an example of people who experience things that are not there, but by definition there is already a malfunction happening in brain for people with that disorder. It would make the most sense to confine the discussion to potential effects upon the neurologically typical. You also mention drugs altering people's sensations, but such drugs would affect chemicals in the whole brain, and not just one part, and it's no surprise that the brain's ability to correctly route sensory data would be affected. That said, I cannot dispute that a person almost certainly would, when they first get a chip implant, likely associate many of the sensations of it to the already known ones, but I'm inclined to conclude that the brain would adapt to it and would eventually differentiate. Obviously, the younger they are when they get the implant, the less time such adaptation would take.

      Anyways, I have never contested that having implants in arbitrary sections of the brain could very easily be detrimental. But to be useful, any chip implant designed to interface with computers would by necessity have to NOT be implanted arbitrarily, it would have to be situated such that everything gets routed through conscious thought and reasoning centers of the brain. Your premise of hacking into the brain assumes that this sort of precise positioning and guaranteed routing would not be possible, but I would offer that there is no basis to assume that. The very fact that other parts of the brain often take over a good portion of functionality of any damaged parts of the brain strongly suggests that the brain should be capable of adapting to a new sensation for which there is no current equivalent.

    8. Re:WTF?? by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Sight isn't processed by the eye, it's processed by the braiin. Again, destroy your visual cortex and you will be blind, even if your eyes are perfect.

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    9. Re:WTF?? by mark-t · · Score: 1
      Actually, that's been already been proven to not be correct. As long as the integrity of the connection between the eyes and the brain is intact and uninterrupted, even if parts of the visual cortex are destroyed, other parts of the brain can eventually learn to take over some of their function. The problem of course is that the outer layers of the visual cortex itself _ARE_ the interface between the eyes and the brain, so obviously if too much of that is destroyed then you won't see a darn thing. I can't argue with you there.

      However, my point isn't so much about particulars like that as much as it is about the fact that the brain can readily adapt itself to accommodate its current situation. If implants were installed, there is every reason to expect that the brain would ultimately process the information coming in as if it were an entirely different sense than the ones that we currently experience. I imagine this would happen particularly quickly if the implant were installed in a newborn child, who has not yet learned how to categorize the sensations they experience.

  32. polls, democracy and republics by drDugan · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I read stories like this and have to, with a wry grin, shake my head and roll my eyes.

    The idea that groups determine with a democratic vote how a society functions is both absurd and an essential part of the American dream. By dream I mean just that - a mythical non-reality created to give hope to people who otherwise would not accept the reality they have.

    Repeat after me:
    America is not a democracy!
    America is not a democracy!
    America is not a democracy!

    America is a CONSTITUTIONAL REPUBLIC. Learn the difference. This means the country has laws first (a Constitution), and the US has a democratic process to elect the people respnsible for upholding and execting the rules of the republic. At no time, and in no way were the opinions of the masses asked for, expected, or accepted in figuring out how the system works - and with good reason: their beliefs were/are easily swayed, grossly under-informed, and as anyone who has tried to decide anything by committee or group: group opinion taking is non-functional.

    However, most American dwell in the dream that things in the US are "democratic" - that the way a group, the world, the Internet, or the USA "should" function is that we ask everyone, take a vote, and the highest count wins. Bzzzzt. WRONG. Bad Idea. I see this mentality driving the idea that Zogby should do some poll of the population for what "the people" think the government should do about Internet content. This mentality is extremely wrong, and will get people into a lot of trouble. In America, the answer you get from the masses is directly proportional to what rich, powerful white men craft as messages for the masses to believe.

    Strangly, increased capacity for communication will and has made such polling much easier than ever before. It does not make it more valid or more useful in creating policy or a smoothly functioning, successful society.

    Aside from the bonehead mentality that we should all vote to determine policy - there is an even simpler issue here. Once one understands how and why this country was formed, and the principles behind it - it becomes obvious that regulating content on huge ditributed computer networks is NOT EVEN CLOSE, not even in the ballpark to what the original intention of the US government was. It is off beyond the outfield, over the green monter, and somewhere off in the bay. It is, in fact, criminal, by all definitions of the term, to distort the function of government so far outside the legal bounds of it's creation.

    1. Re:polls, democracy and republics by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 2, Informative

      Repeat after me: America is not a democracy!

      Main Entry: (from Merriam Webster)
      democracy Listen to the pronunciation of democracy
      Pronunciation:
      \di-mä-kr-s\
      Function:
      noun
      Inflected Form(s):
      plural democracies
      Etymology:
      Middle French democratie, from Late Latin democratia, from Greek dmokratia, from dmos + -kratia -cracy
      Date:
      1576

      1 a: government by the people; especially : rule of the majority b: a government in which the supreme power is vested in the people and exercised by them directly or indirectly through a system of representation usually involving periodically held free elections

    2. Re:polls, democracy and republics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he, then, be trusted with the government of others?

      -- Thomas Jefferson

      Turns out the republic wasn't such a bright idea either: we are now living under the rule of the most expensive, most powerful government and world empire (military bases in some 150 countries around the world) in the history of organized coercion. What could possibly have went wrong with the idea of some men having power over other men?

      At least, it's not such a bright idea if you value your natural human right (god-given if you prefer) to freedom and self-ownership. Considering the exponential growth of the US government over the past 200 years, and the consolidation of power and revenue in the hands of the few at the expense of liberty, I dare say it can't even be argued that the republic is a lesser evil.

      Hell, at least in a monarchy the king is financially accountable for his actions, and suffers personally from spending unwisely.

    3. Re:polls, democracy and republics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Repeat after me:

      America is not a country!
      America is not a country!
      America is not a country!

    4. Re:polls, democracy and republics by advs89 · · Score: 0

      Well clearly... but you are going off on a tangent about SEMANTICS. When your Average Joe in America speaks of "Democracy", he speaks of the "Democracy" he knows of. Technically, the US Government _is_ a Representative Democracy, however, the term "Constitutional Republic" is more specific. However, in the end, it doesn't really matter, because in your normal everyday conversation - if you're talking about a "democracy" in the US - PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. You don't have to be _that_ specific. That's like telling me I can't say "that's a really pretty tree", and telling me that instead I have to say "that's a really pretty 8-foot, 3-inch tall Red-Barked Dogwood..."

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    5. Re:polls, democracy and republics by drDugan · · Score: 1

      I think I may not have made the point at all to you. From what you write, it seems you have exactly the misconception that is so rampant. I'm very familiar with sematics and this is not a semantic difference.

      There is no [ democracy -> representative democracy -> republic ] sliding scale. There is no increased specificity that moves you from one to the next. The fundamental premise of a republic is different than that of a democracy. The US is NOT a Representative Democracy. People may have told you that, but it simply not true. The preseident, the congress, elected federal officials are NOT charged with representing US citizens (as they are in a democracy) - they are (as the US is a Republic) charged with upholding the Constitution - the rules that created the country. There is a huge difference there, and at the heart is this idea of Polling - asking everybody what they think.

      By saying "people know what you're talking about". Actually, they don't know and from your post, saying the US is a democracy -- it appears you don't either. Your post is exactly the problem I'm talking about. People in the US do not understand how and why the country exists, and how dangerous the current situation is with the current federal administration.

      As for your tree analogy, it is way off. The difference is not one more detailed wording for the same idea. Democracies and Republics are apples and oranges. Both fruits, but clearly different things.

      If you are interested, I would suggest a careful reading of the US Contitution, so you understand what it really says, and then read up on political theory on republics and democracies.

  33. My Opinion is that Fools should be Regulated by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    'More than half of Americans believe that Internet content such as video should be controlled in some way by the government' My opinion is that fools should be regulated.
    Hopefully I'm in the majority.

  34. Give me my implant! by EjayHire · · Score: 1

    I am so ready for the brain implant. This fits pretty well with Wednesday's XKCD cartoon. http://xkcd.com/333/ -e.g

  35. Too Much Government Power by CodeBuster · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I am always dismayed, not surprised mind you but dismayed, at the willingness of my fellow American citizens to willingly surrender ever greater powers of control and surveillance even without any clear idea of what is presumably gained by giving up those rights and powers. There are already too many laws, and too much government power, and too much government control and yet people want to give up even more of their independence to the government. The problem is exacerbated, IMHO, by the busy body nature of the religious right, liberal tax and spend left, and generally older people who want the government to run their lives for them and for their neighbor (regardless of what their neighbor wants).

    1. Re:Too Much Government Power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is made possible by the magic of power, that special right to employ coercion as a means, which naturaly forms a top-down social pyramid that lends itself to worship.

      Those in the business of government -- politicians, beauraucrats -- these are the priests. The voters (as well as the non-voting believers) are the disciples. The acts of debating, fear-mongering, and electing are the ceremonies. Government is the religion, and power, of course, is the god that makes it all worthwhile.

      You see, it is not success or rationale that keeps the disciples coming back -- it's the unconditional belief in the god called Power.

  36. My view of the internet... by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the 1800's the family dined at the dinner table.

    In the 1940's the family dined around the radio.

    In the 1960's the family dined around the television.

    In the 2000's the family dines around the computer monitor.

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    1. Re:My view of the internet... by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      In the 2030's the family dines in cyberspace. :)

    2. Re:My view of the internet... by The+Queen · · Score: 1

      You had me until
      In the 2000's the family dines around the computer monitor.

      But really, in the 2000's, the mom dines in the driver's seat of her SUV on the way to get her daughter from sports practice, the dad dines at his desk (working late again) and the teenage son dines at the computer monitor...with one hand, anyway.

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    3. Re:My view of the internet... by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

      "family dines around the computer monitor."
      Have you ever seen this?

  37. Umm...online poll? by sully_51 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    one in four Americans say that the Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other for some period of time, according to a new poll released today by 463 Communications and Zogby International. The poll examined views of what role the Internet plays in people's lives and whether government should play a greater role in regulating it. The online survey was conducted Oct. 4-8, 2007, included 9,743 adult respondents nationwide Am I the only one who questions the accuracy of an online survey that indicates this?
    1. Re:Umm...online poll? by JK_the_Slacker · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    2. Re:Umm...online poll? by David_Shultz · · Score: 1

      In other news, a recent survey taken by patrons of a library said that 55% of people think that libraries can take the role of a significant other.

    3. Re:Umm...online poll? by AnonymousRobin · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not such a bad idea. I wouldn't want some random guy who doesn't even use the internet deciding whether the internet should be censored. The people who will be affected should decide. Not that this is really anything more than some random, inaccurate poll that will be forgotten in a few days, but I'm just saying...

    4. Re:Umm...online poll? by RyoShin · · Score: 1
      Which of the following do you find yourself spending the most time with:
      • Relatives
      • Significant Other
      • Pets
      • Your Computer
      • CowboyNeal's Computer
  38. Mandatory? by MLCT · · Score: 1

    almost mandatory...78% of them Last time I checked 22% isn't an insignificant number of people - mandatory is a little too strong a word.
  39. Total Recall by sm62704 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Hi, I'm Johnny Cab!"

    If they mean online games (or pr0n), then a neural interface would be absolutely awesome.

    I'd rather have a female R. Jander Panell than a porn implant. "Jandra" wouldn't need a positronic brain, conventional modern robotics (heated and lubricated of course) would do, controlled by a conventional computer like the one you have in front of you.

    As to games, I'd rather have a dedicated building with holographs. You have the advantage of getting a little exersise, too, like with the fuckbot.

    However, I am a cyborg, and have been since 2006. I have an implant in my left eyeball, my friend Tom calls me "the six thousand dollar man" because of my bionic eye; click my sig for details. But again, I didn't let them stick a needle in my eye without a damned good reason.

    -mcgrew

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    1. Re:Total Recall by deftcoder · · Score: 1

      That's at least two good posts I've seen from you in the last 2 days (not including reading the journal you just mentioned yesterday evening).

      Adding you to my friends list.

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    2. Re:Total Recall by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Thank you!

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    3. Re:Total Recall by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      "Jandra" wouldn't need a positronic brain,


      Sure you are willing to extend that amount of trust to a robot without the Laws?
    4. Re:Total Recall by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I'm a nerd, I understand how computers work, and can study the machine. I have a saying I often repeat: a man (or machine) can beat me, cut me, shoot me, bludgeon me, but only a woman can hurt me.

      I have a lot of control over any device I can study and understand. I'll never understand real women, and have no control whatever over them. You've heard of women who have cut off men's penises or castrated them? Fortunately that never happened to me.

      However, you might want to meet my ex-wife. There are more of these stories, called "The Paxil Diaries"

      -mcgrew

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    5. Re:Total Recall by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

      ex-wife [link]


      Wow, I had no idea. That *is* bad. :-/
  40. Re:Brain implants? (Picard, TNG, movie) by Laebshade · · Score: 1

    think of that old Star Trek TNG episode where Picard lived an alt life where he was an old man with grandchildren and then upon death reawoke on the bridge, with only 2-3 minutes having passed

    FYI, that was the movie, Star Trek: Generations. Picard was caught in the Nexus.

  41. No... by petrus4 · · Score: 1


    In the 1800's the family dined at the dinner table.

    In the 1940's the family dined around the radio.

    In the 1960's the family dined around the television.

    In the 2000's, single members of the family eat dinner in front of individual computer monitors in seperate rooms, and communicate via MSN. Either that, or the family doesn't exist at all, and the individual simply eats in front of the computer alone.

    1. Re:No... by ackthpt · · Score: 1

      the individual simply eats in front of the computer alone.

      You've been spying on me!

      Gawd, did I leave the webcam on again?!?

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      A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  42. Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

    Or that there is nobody actually representing them.

    For instance, I have yet to meet a person 14-28 who does not download material off the internet.
    It's functionally no different than taping tv or recording off the radio, and yet there is no party supporting legalization.

    There is also no party supporting dmca reform, or dedicating a small fraction of military spending toward the many viable options for clean sustainable energy, or even possibly reqiurements for ecological responsibility (why does a 3x1x0.25 inch cell phone need a foot tall package?), or finding a proper strategy to step down from the very expensive and unsustainable position as "american empire", or perhaps even repealing any and all laws which has the government parenting kids rather than their biological progenitors.

    No, instead they beat the same dead horse red herring issues which everyone knows are completely impertinent to national and global concerns and will never go anywhere.

    It's very logical. If the store doesn't stock what you want, why would you waste your gas and time going there?

    Our constitution needs to be tweaked to allow presidential candidates with the most rather than the majority of electoral votes. This would open the door to a multiparty system which would produce more representation for more people, and the competition would result in corruption being exposed and outed more often.

    Political parties, just like any other consumed good, have a marketplace. A duopoly is not much better than a monopoly. knock down the barriers to entry and watch political parties which actually serve the people instead of megacorporations take over.

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    1. Re:Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by Itchyeyes · · Score: 1

      "Or that there is nobody actually representing them."

      It's a "chicken and the egg" issue. Do politicians not represent young people because young people don't vote, or do young people not vote because politicians don't represent them? There's no way to know for sure which it is. However, that also means that if more young people voted politicians would represent them better and if politicians would represent them better more young people would vote.

      The thing is, why leave it up to the politicians to take the first step? Yeah, the system sucks. But it's not going to change unless people do something about it. If you don't like voting for someone from one of the primary parties then vote for an independent, there's like 5 of them on the presidential ballot every election.

    2. Re:Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      and if you reward someone with a vote for diametrically opposing your political position (both parties do for most young people) you don't get change.

      If a restaurant's food gives you salmonella, and you come back the next day for more, they won't fix the issue.

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    3. Re:Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      There is also no party supporting dmca reform, or dedicating a small fraction of military spending toward the many viable options for clean sustainable energy, or even possibly reqiurements for ecological responsibility

      The Libertarian party, LP, wants to reduce military spending. As does the Green Party. The LP also calls the DMCA unconstitutional. The Green Party is all about sustainable energy and the environment.

      Falcon
    4. Re:Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      If a restaurant's food gives you salmonella, and you come back the next day for more, they won't fix the issue.

      So vote for another party's candidates, or an independent. I am registered No Party Preference because I vote for the person not the party. I've voted for Democrats, independents with a small "i" and Independents with a large "I", Libertarians, Reform Party, and Republican candidates. Of the candidates for a given office I look at how each candidate stands on the issues that I care about and then I'll vote for the candidate that comes the closest on the issues to my position.

      Falcon
    5. Re:Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      you don't get it, with the exception of rick boucher, NOBODY represents me.

      -decreased military spending, funneling that cash into schools and alternative energy
      -either removing health screenings from health insurance (insurance is supposed to be spreading risk, not avoiding it) or socialized medicine
      -DMCA and drug law reform
      -legalize downloading
      -removing religious tax exemption
      -stop bailing out the airline industry
      -finding and eliminating all laws designed to stifle competition and erect barriers to entry.

      the democrats may have stood for this a long time ago, but now they are either wet noodles or republicans in sheep's clothing.

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    6. Re:Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      you don't get it, with the exception of rick boucher, NOBODY represents me.

      Maybe you can run for office yourself.

      -decreased military spending, funneling that cash into schools and alternative energy
      ...
      -DMCA and drug law reform
      -legalize downloading
      -stop bailing out the airline industry
      -finding and eliminating all laws designed to stifle competition and erect barriers to entry.

      I too want these, that's why when I can I usually vote for the Libertarian candidate. The LP states are these and if more people like you and I voted for them they could have a significant impact. As far as I'm concerned anyone who doesn't make their positions known and vote has to reason to complain. You want to change things, either vote for those who support your position or run yourself. Sure you may not get everything you want but you may get some of it, and when you don't you have grounds to complain.

      Oh, you may of noticed I deleted two things from your list, about health and religion. While I oppose health screening for insurance, I also oppose socialized medicine. Instead in order to make health insurance more affordable, if people don't associate a cost with something they want more of it as happens with socialized medicine, eliminate tax breaks employers get for offering health insurance to employees. Let employers pay employees more so they can afford to pay insurance themselves. With employer provided coverage people are locked into whatever coverage the employer offers which is usually offered only by one company. However when people can afford to pay for coverage they can shop around for the coverage they want or are willing to pay. If a person wants everything covered they will pay for it, however if they only want catastrophic coverage they will pay less. Then they can open a medical savings account to pay for normal medical expenses. With competition health insurance costs will go down. Another way to lower healthcare costs is to eliminate the monopolies doctors and other health care providers enjoy. For instance child birthing can be expensive with the doctors and hospital bills. But allowing Midwives to practice midwifery babes could be delivered at home eliminating bills. In the US more and more babies are delivered by the surgical procedure Caesarean section. In most cases a C section is not needed yet they are expensive.

      The second thing I removed was religious tax exemption. If religious institution have to pay taxes then they should get a say in politics. Personally I'd rather they not pay taxes than that they have a say in politics. I don't want any fundamentalist of any persuasion trying to cram their beliefs down my throat.

      Falcon
    7. Re:Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by plasmacutter · · Score: 1

      iminate tax breaks employers get for offering health insurance to employees. Let employers pay employees more so they can afford to pay insurance themselves. With employer provided coverage people are locked into whatever coverage the employer offers which is usually offered only by one company.


      did you ever consider the strict health screenings insurance companies insist upon when not joining group plans?

      I have crohn's disease. I didn't contract it by choice. There are no well published or understood risk factors, and nobody in my extended blood lineage has it.
      It can be controlled easily with the most basic medication and basic biannual testing, but nobody will insure me for less than double or triple the cost of your average health plan.

      There are millions of americans like this, and they will be outright out of luck in the current environment.

      If you are going to do this, you absolutely must regulate away "minimum health requirements".
      Insurance is supposed to spread risk, not avoid it

      In today's world it is not realistically possible to access healthcare without health insurance, and in a capitalist system any purely private industry will always leave a certain percent unserved.
      This is not acceptable when dealing with the preservation of human life, just like it's not acceptable with basic infrastructure such as water or sewage.
      Government regulation or outright takeover of these types of sectors is the only way to assure everyone with a sound enough mind to desire such services are able to obtain them.
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    8. Re:Or maybe theyre voting "none of the above" by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      did you ever consider the strict health screenings insurance companies insist upon when not joining group plans?

      Yes I have, because of an injury I survived, a Traumatic Brain Injury, TBI, I have been denied health insurance. However if there were real competition in health insurance coverage more policies would be offered allowing people to shop for the coverage they are willing to pay for. In my case I would have been able to get coverage for health issues that weren't related to my TBI.

      It can be controlled easily with the most basic medication and basic biannual testing, but nobody will insure me for less than double or triple the cost of your average health plan.

      Because there is no competition you are being asked to pay more. I wasn't even given that possibility. When I finally did get insurance it was only because the state I live in has health insurance coverage for those who are denied it from health insurance companies. The state requires all health insurance companies to pay into a fund which then is used as a basis for insurance. Those covered still have to pay but at least they can get health insurance.

      There are millions of americans like this, and they will be outright out of luck in the current environment.

      Yes millions are out of luck when it comes to health insurance. And that is because there is little competition for the coverage. Increase competition and more could get health insurance. Much like competition has driven down the costs of personal computers competition in health insurance will also drive down costs.

      Oh, also drug costs also inflate health care costs. By reducing the patent terms, the length of patents, drug costs will also be lower as generic makers can bring to market generics sooner. And pharmaceutical companies can't say they need long patents to justify research into new drugs. These companies don't do or pay for all the drugs that are created and approved by the FDA. An excellent example of this is Taxol a drug used in cancer treatment. The National cancer Institute, NCI, part of the National Health Institutes and paid for by taxpayers, spent $183 million dollars to develop and test Taxol. Once tested the NCI sold all of the rights to all of the data needed for FDA approval to Bristol Myers Squibb, BMS. BMS paid the NCI all of $43 million dollars, $140 million less than the NCI spent. And how much has BMS made off of Taxol? BMS paid the NCI in 1989 and by 2000 it's estimated BMS had sales of Taxol of $1 Billion a year. The US taxpayer that needs Taxol to treat cancer? They will spend thousands of dollar per treatment. Yet it only cost BMS, the last I read, under a dollar for 1 treatment. This is an insane profit for a drug the US taxpayers paid to develop then gave away. All BMS did was lower the cost of manufacturing Taxol.

      In today's world it is not realistically possible to access healthcare without health insurance, and in a capitalist system any purely private industry will always leave a certain percent unserved.

      This is not acceptable when dealing with the preservation of human life, just like it's not acceptable with basic infrastructure such as water or sewage.

      Government regulation or outright takeover of these types of sectors is the only way to assure everyone with a sound enough mind to desire such services are able to obtain them.

      Prove it. And it's not enough to say many can't afford insurance now, there is NO freemarket, competition, in health insurance. I'm not saying I oppose healthcare for those who can't afford health insurance, what I am saying is that i

  43. Put a chip in my brain. And I want a pony by jpfed · · Score: 1

    I'm imagining something like BrainPal from the Old Man's War series (I'm not finished with the series, so no spoilers!). I mean, the question did explicitly state that it would be safe. If the chip were just in my occipital and posterior temporal lobes, then it could stimulate my senses of vision and hearing without having any ability to control my actions.

    Sign me up.

  44. Baby and bathwater by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

    More than half of Americans believe that Internet content such as video should be controlled in some way by the government.

    This is frightening. Thank god they would have little success in this goal and the only result of regulation would be killing the United States ability to profit from video. As the freezing effect of these regulations took hold more and more foreign companies would find their user shares boosted.

    Unless the US were to put in to place a Chinese style firewall they'd have little luck in keeping it's citizens from viewing "objectionable" content.

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    I'd say something witty here, but I'm not that bright.
  45. *cough* by msimm · · Score: 1

    I wonder sometimes why it is that we (and by we I mean myself) don't value age or wisdom. I don't mean that like a hippie or anything. In our culture I wonder if the strongest and the smartest still survive the longest. I wonder what it is in value that we lack (as society, as elderly). When I look at old people I wonder what I'll be like when I get there. Is our culture juvenile or are our elderly simply uninterested in participation? There is something to be said for the value of lessons which really are only taught by time. Young people are good at spontaneous creativity, passion, learning, lots of things but most all the people I've known missed some fundamental understanding about life.

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    1. Re:*cough* by MyrddinBach · · Score: 0

      It's very true that we in western society (ESPECIALLY in USA) have a very ageist culture in which the old are looked down at all the time. We are such a youth obsessed culture it's practically sickening. You don't see this in other cultures. We are so obsessed with being young, thin, pretty, etc. that it's taking a huge toll on our society as a whole.

      Whatever happened to the beauty of aging? Wrinkles and lines ARE beautiful - gray and silvery hair IS pretty!

      If you are a woman you don't have to have a pencil figure to be look good or be attractive.

      And not everyone who is "fat" is so because they eat a lot - there are lots of LEGITIMATE reasons for being overweight and lots of "overweight" people are way more healthier than skinny people.

      Google cushings - my gf has it and it is the reason she is overweight and it is just a hard to diagnose and often misdiagnosed condition that I bet lots of overweight people have it and take other unneccarry and really stupid steps to try to solve their condition - like getting their stomach stapled or having gastric bypass - both of which to be shown to be horrible, horrible things to do!

      ok Im done ranting..

    2. Re:*cough* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "ok Im done ranting.."

      Thank god, I was barely able to keep my lunch down reading that stupid feel-good tripe.

      Google twinkies, it's what your fat slut of a girl (like you really have a girl) eats when you're not around, then lies to you about having a disorder.

      And old people are dumber (intelligence decreases with age, so save that storehouse of wisdom garbage) sicker, slower, and less productive.

      I suggest you get a job tending "It's a small world", your kind of happy-happy-joy-joy lunacy goes over great with the idiots you'll be around.

      But please stop posting, I don't want to have to gouge out my eyes if I accidentally stumble across another of your steaming piles of insight.

  46. Social networking sites by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

    What's so great about Myspace and Facebook? What can they do that telephones, e-mail and instant messaging can't? If I meet someone and want to talk to them later, Myspace/Facebook doesn't strike me as the best way to do so. But it seems it's quite normal for young people in America to swap Myspace/Facebook addresses if they want to talk later (and as the research claims, 78% have a social networking profile). Social networking sites haven't really caught on in Europe, as far as I can tell.

    1. Re:Social networking sites by geekoid · · Score: 1

      You really don't get it do you?

      Those sights allow people to social contact other people with similar interest or friends, read what they are doing setup a contact or not.
      People seem to want to do that, and that is difficult and clumsy using the methods you listed.

      I don't understand why people would want to do that, but is seems that is the expected norm for people under 24.

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    2. Re:Social networking sites by Das+Modell · · Score: 1

      Well sure, but if you meet a girl and you want to get together later, what's clumsy about a phone call, e-mail or IM message?

    3. Re:Social networking sites by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

      People under 25 see sites like Facebook as the center of their existence. It's really amazing to me. My 21 year old partner literally started crying when I told him I was going to disconnect the internet connection (and cable TV.) It was insane to me. Yet I have no doubt that most people under 25 would react the same way.

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    4. Re:Social networking sites by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Social networking sites haven't really caught on in Europe, as far as I can tell.

      I hear social networking sites are hugh in Japan and South Korea.

      Falcon
    5. Re:Social networking sites by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Well sure, but if you meet a girl and you want to get together later, what's clumsy about a phone call, e-mail or IM message?

      Finding her to begin with!

      Falcon
    6. Re:Social networking sites by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      Oh absolutely.
      That's a gross generalisation. I'm sorry, but from your post, the only conclusion I can reach is that you associate with vapid, sub-intelligent people.
      If you're in the mood to make gross generalizations, here's one for you: perhaps you assume that everyone is a loser, because all your friends are losers [but I do like your lofty attitude that raises you above that]

      Incidentally, I'm under 25, and would prefer to remove my testicles through my nose than have a facebook / myspace addition / bullshit thing.

    7. Re:Social networking sites by TheGeneration · · Score: 1

      Wow, over react much?

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  47. With apologies to Futurama by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    Don't Date The Internet !

    - The Spacepope

  48. Re:Brain implants? (Picard, TNG, movie) by bytemap · · Score: 1

    I think the GP is referring to this.

  49. Re:Brain implants? (Picard, TNG, movie) by Naviztirf · · Score: 1

    No, it was the episode with the flute... he lived 30 years in 20 seconds.

  50. Opinions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fuck people over 70. :>

  51. Re:Brain implants? (Picard, TNG, movie) by Verteiron · · Score: 1

    Actually I suspect the GP was referring to this episode. I know it's one of my favorites.

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  52. Re:Brain implants? (Picard, TNG, movie) by vux984 · · Score: 1

    Actually, I'm pretty sure he's talking about this episode:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Inner_Light_(TNG_episode)

  53. Oh great... by securityfolk · · Score: 1

    Oh great - once the government gets involved, they're gonna ban Human-Internet marriages...

  54. Internet Implants by alexgieg · · Score: 1

    Americans may love the Internet, but most are not prepared to implant it into their brain, even if it was safe. Only 11% of respondents said they be willing to safely implant a device that enabled them to use their mind to access the Internet.
    Hmm... this made me think. Let's make some suppositions, shall we? So, suppose:

    a) You have one of these implants.
    b) You are able to install anything you want on it, such as a torrent client;
    c) These devices are so advanced that they preemptively start downloading anything you'd think in terms of "it would be could if I had this";
    d) What you just wished happens to be a MAFIAA-copyrighted work;
    e) MAFIAA happened to track your IP address (or more specifically, your brain's IP address) and now you're f*cked.

    Brings a whole new meaning to the "thought crime" concept, doesn't it? Worse: would someone equipped with such a device be allowed to go to the movies? Who'd be able to guarantee he isn't recording it through... *gasp*... his eyeballs!!!

    For some time now I've been saying that copyright is dead. Internet implants, when they arrive, will be the nail in the coffin. Nothing more, nothing less.

    By the way: this also lead into the end of privacy, and many other interesting unintended consequences. See more on this essay I found the other day while browsing: Shaping the future.
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    1. Re:Internet Implants by securityfolk · · Score: 1

      Not only would you download torrents, but you would also download web advertisements, popups, and spyware... I don't want that running around inside my head... Enough spyware would Bluescreen the implant - Hmmm.. I wonder what a BSoD would look like from the inside... better make sure those implants run Linux - I prefer kernel panic to blue screen ;)

  55. transhumanism by HappyEngineer · · Score: 1

    I was surprised by the 11% as well. I wonder how many of that 11% are actually transhumanists and how many simply like the idea of not having to lug around a device.

  56. Lucky by jez9999 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only 11% of respondents said they be willing to safely implant a device that enabled them to use their mind to access the Internet.

    Fortunately, this happens to match the exact % of the population whose IQ would be improved by having the Internet implanted in their brains.

  57. Unemployed entertainment and passing of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As I'm currently unemployed and have been underemployed, I would say the Internet has become a bit of a "trap". On the one hand I use it to reach out to employers on-line, research job opportunities, employers, e-mail applications etc. But since the Net can provide entertainment and is quite cheap, I use it for networking to find job, I find myself using it more than I would like at the moment, to my detriment as being unemployed or underemployed doesn't leave much time, money or motivation to find a relationship. Yes, I visit employers in person, but the problem is many deal only by Internet now as communication by mail is shunned.

  58. Biased "survey" by D+H+NG · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The online survey was conducted Oct. 4-8, 2007, included 9,743 adult respondents nationwide In other words, a quarter of people already online say that the Internet can serve as a substitute for a significant other for some period of time. Gee, what a surprise.
  59. Cross Referencing by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    I'd love to know what percentage of those people who say the government should censor Internet content are among the percentage who don't use the Internet. Or those who use the Internet only because someone, like their boss (or significant other) makes them use it (though that question probably wasn't asked).

    I'd also like to know how many of the pro-censor people believe the government should censor printed matter. And then I'd like to ignore all those people, but preferably the much narrower fraction who can't think for themselves. And who don't clutter up the Internet.

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  60. Whoa... by whyde · · Score: 1

    ...I know Judo!
    </KeanoReeves>

    1. Re:Whoa... by kruhft · · Score: 1

      kung fu.

      duh. ;-)

  61. Not a good survey by doublefrost · · Score: 2, Informative

    This survey was conducted online. That means the average surveyee is an internet user to some extent.

  62. Netpop.com - better methodology, reliable data by JosherC · · Score: 1

    Netpop.com offers reliable data about broadband-enabled consumers in the U.S. and China. Market data is available for $1 a graph. If you really want to know how Americans are shopping, playing, communicating, and essentially living online...for 5+ hours a day, visit the site. www.netpop.com Graphs, guides and reports are available.

  63. Sign me up. by nbritton · · Score: 1

    Neo: Can you fly that thing?
    Trinity: Not yet... (dials phone).
    Tank: Operator.
    Trinity: Tank, I need a pilot program for B212 helicopter.

    Imagine if you could condense 20 years of schooling down to just 1 day, or even a single year?

  64. employers and web implants by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Of course, the addiction possibility here would be high. Imagine how much work place productivity would suffer if every time an employee came back to work each morning they've spent a virtual 6-months away in paradise.

    Actually I can see employers salivating over it. Image an employer having employees, slaves, working 12 hour days 7 days a week. All they'd need to do was "send" the employee on a vacation that though seems like 2 weeks to the employee is actually only 1/2 an hour.

    Falcon
  65. having kids by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Once again, I am reminded of why I will never have kids. I simply don't want to put my offspring out into a population so inscrutably stupid.

    Perhaps your kids could of changed the population for the better.

    Falcon
    1. Re:having kids by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      could of

      If you weren't making a joke, I don't think you're going to be the one changing his mind.

  66. beliefs in religions by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Neil Degrasse Tyson made a similar observation about the statistic that 93% of members of the Academy of Sciences doubt or actively disbelieve in the existence of a personal god . The 93% isn't really all that surprising. That makes sense. What is surprising to me is that 7% do.

    Perhaps that's because of Pascal's Wager. Then again it could be because whereas science seeks to answer "how" a belief in a Supreme Deity answers "why". Myself, I have a problem with Pascal's Wager, it's easy enough to decide on whether a "God" exists or not but it becomes much harder when a person has to decide which "God" to believe in. The Semitic based religions, Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all believe in a jealous "God" and forbid the worship of idols. Well what if the "God" a person worships is nothing but an idol?

    Falcon
    1. Re:beliefs in religions by joto · · Score: 1

      Perhaps that's because of Pascal's Wager.

      Why should scientists care more for a faulty argument than the rest of the population? If you want to look for an explanation in why scientists believe in God, it would be smarter to look at why humans in general believe in God. And the answer is in Jesus own words: "let the small children come to me". Children are raised to believe in God, and as a child, you are at your most gullible time in your life.

      Also of importance is the fact that religious communities form a frame of security among their individual members. Your friends and family are members. You have a sense of community, "us" against "them", and so on... And it feels meaningful, spiritual, all those are basic human needs. Rejecting that is hard, probably a lot harder than stopping to believe in Santa when you were six.

      Myself, I have a problem with Pascal's Wager

      Then why do you believe it should convince any others? I've never even heard about anyone who found Pascals wager convincing. Except perhaps Pascal, of course.

    2. Re:beliefs in religions by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      the answer is in Jesus own words: "let the small children come to me". Children are raised to believe in God, and as a child, you are at your most gullible time in your life.

      I was born and raised as a Catholic however as a child I consciously converted to Buddhism. There were no Buddhist evangelicals or anyone else involved. Instead, growing up my mom encouraged my sisters and I to read and one of the things I read a lot about was religion, about different ones and the differences between them. Eventually I came to believe in Buddhism and did for a long tyme. Now I don't believe in anything religious or spiritual. I wish I did, it's make my life so much easier.

      Also of importance is the fact that religious communities form a frame of security among their individual members. Your friends and family are members. You have a sense of community, "us" against "them", and so on... And it feels meaningful, spiritual, all those are basic human needs. Rejecting that is hard, probably a lot harder than stopping to believe in Santa when you were six.

      There is that, "Us" versus "them" however more than most I'd have to say scientists are supposed to question things, why don't they question their beliefs in a "God"? It's not particularly logical or rational. But Pascal's Wager is kind of logical. My sister, who I'm the closest to in my family, is Christian and attends church regularly. She used to drag me to church with her and one day asked if I thought about joining a church, I think I freaked her out when I said I was thinking about joining a local Wiccan coven. I hadn't thought or said it purposefully I only said it spontaneously.

      Then why do you believe it should convince any others? I've never even heard about anyone who found Pascals wager convincing. Except perhaps Pascal, of course.

      Neither have I found it convincing however people, including scientists, hold beliefs that are not logical or rational.

      Falcon
  67. Ron Paul by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    If Ron Paul is the R then D or R we can't lose in 2008. Register as a Republican and vote for him in the primaries!

    That's what I plan on. I'm registered as No Party Preference but if I have to to vote for Ron Paul in the primary I'll change the party affiliation to Republican. Of course right after the primary I'll change it back to No Party Affiliation.

    Falcon
  68. Oh, good... by Enoxice · · Score: 1

    I'm glad "only" 33% of my peers think the internet should be regulated. That's "only" more than halfway to a majority.

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  69. net subtituting for SO by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    What I think this study is saying, more alarmingly, is that a decent percentage of people are considering the internet a substitute for the non-sexual part of a relationship. That is terribly depressing, as there are a lot of things besides sex to be had from a SO.

    For some the net is the only viable option. I am on disability and don't work so I'd have the opportunity for personal interactions those who work have. And my disability income barely covers my living expenses. If it weren't for the fact that someone else pays for my housing my income would not be enough to live on. I have to watch my budget and can't justify hanging out at the bar or cafe and I haven't been able to make friends where I live. I used to have friends but had to leave them when I moved so I could get the therapy I needed, and the people around here, while polite, aren't particularly friendly.

    Falcon
  70. Social Security by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    First I would like to cut their social security off. I mean, come on. How can we go for lower taxes and less onerous government if these old fogeys keep going to the elections and keep voting for either a tax-and-spend Democrats or borrow-and-spend Republicans?

    I'd prefer to have Social Security privatized, but how much do you save and invest? If the average "old fogey" had invested the money that was deducted from their pay they would have been in better shape today, they'd have more invested than they'll ever collect from Social Security. A person could start saving $2000 a year when they turn 18 until they turn 25 then save no more and when they reached 65 they'd have almost a million dollars, ah the wonders of compound interest. Even if they go to college and don't start saving until after graduating, they would then start investing when 22, or maybe 25. But then they would be making a lot more money therefore they could invest more. Whether a person waits or not they can still keep investing 'til they near retirement. Some may say but not everyone can save and invest any amount. However with more people investing more money there would be more jobs created and pay would therefore increase.

    My one concern with privatizing SS is what to do with those already retired or close to retirement. One possibility would be to allow all of those "illegal immigrants" or aliens to work legally, then have them pay into SS but without being able to collect SS. Because of the passage of the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996 some 8 million immigrants were able to get SS cards and pay more than $50B into SS. Double or triple that should help keep SS afloat.

    Falcon
  71. haha by advs89 · · Score: 0

    So it's basically population control... Can you say, Survival of the Fittest??

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  72. Brain computers. by overcaffein8d · · Score: 1

    Only 11% of respondents said they be willing to safely implant a device that enabled them to use their mind to access the Internet. Thoughtcrime anyone? I'm sure the government (or hackers, for that matter) could find a "backdoor" way to the brain-- and read your thoughts and/or dreams.

    worse, they could find a way to control your brain. What did they mean by "safe?"
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  73. brain inplants by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Only a total complete idiotic fuckwit moron would have ANYTHING implanted in their brain without an overriding medical reason.

    Being a survivor of a Traumatic Brain Injury, TBI, I would be willing to have an implant if it helped me. Not some sort of net connection, but something that would help me with my memory and improve my impulse control among other things.

    Falcon
    1. Re:brain inplants by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Like I said, I'd have a brain implant for medical reasons; I have an implant in my eye. But I sure as hell wouldn't want it connected to the internet!

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  74. how many use the internet by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I'd love to know what percentage of those people who say the government should censor Internet content are among the percentage who don't use the Internet.

    Seeing as how it was an online survey I bet all of the people used the internet.

    Falcon
    1. Re:how many use the internet by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1
      Ah, yes:

      The online survey was conducted Oct. 4-8, 2007, included 9,743 adult respondents nationwide, and carries a margin of error of +/- 1.0 percentage point.


      So the whole thing is bullshit anyway. No one knows how to make an online survey statistically representative. To call any of those percentages "of Americans" is a foul lie. Zogby has turned into the kind of "research" into their own preconceived conclusions that we get from, say, Jupiter Research on Microsoft.
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  75. I'm using my mind to access the Internet... by argent · · Score: 1

    I'm using my mind to access the Internet right now, and I don't even have anything implanted.

    In fact, I can't think of many substantial uses of the Internet that don't require you to use your mind, even the ones that are specifically targeted at your gonads.

    Personally, I'd be more worried about implanting something in my brain that allowed my mind to directly access Microsoft Windows. There are some things the mind is not meant to understand.

  76. Re: Those are the tasks required?? by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    Someone obviously doesn't know the /. crowd. Take about $1000 for expenses on custom parts , an expert small-circuit hacker, and a week of professional labor and we'll have an Internet Controlled Auto-Loading Microwave. The Internet Controlled Massager is already on sale.

    The Captcha is Tasting.

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  77. So the whole thing is bullshit anyway. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    No one knows how to make an online survey statistically representative. To call any of those percentages "of Americans" is a foul lie. Zogby has turned into the kind of "research" into their own preconceived conclusions that we get from, say, Jupiter Research on Microsoft.

    The survey, being only online does distort the stats. Limiting it to those who use the net does not reflect the general population's perceptions, only those who participated online.

    Falcon
  78. The US doesn't have a single age of majority! by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Age eligible to vote?
    Age eligible to drink?
    Age eligible to join the military?

    This brings up something I think is BS in the US. A person can vote and go into the military where their life is on the line at 18, yet they can't drink. When I first turned 18 I was legally able to drink for 1 month, but then a new state law went into effect that raised the legal drinking age to 19. Once it went into effect I was no longer legally able to drink. A couple of years later I was in Germany, stationed there while in the Army, and I became accustomed to seeing parents ordering a glass of wine for their children in restaurants, it was perfectly legal.

    I think you sister rather makes my case for me. By being on her own she was forced to survive. At 17 I was working full time and sort of living between my parents and my girlfriends.

    The difference was that she was not forced out of our mother's house, she wanted to live on her own. There was no force involved. Myself, I worked part time while in high school. Then planning on going to college, my sisters and I were the first in our family to go, I went into the army in part to save money to go to college.

    Falcon
  79. Foot massage by not_quite_Plato · · Score: 1

    It won't make you dinner or rub your feet Doesn't the next iPhone do that?