Today, "investigative reporting" means blowing trivial and menial things completely out of proportion, asking non-experts their oppinions, and twisting experts words into doom and gloom.
You're absolutely right!
It's the end of journalism as we know it.
And what will come after? The end of Internet? The Armaggeddon?!
they must think that adding that extra fuel weight (for landing) is worth the extra fuel weight
Or, they could get their fuel on space.
Is there any cheap way of sending light materials to a space station and turn them into fuel there to make a refueling orbital station for returning spaceships?
No, I understand him. Really I do. I studied humour seriously for many years. It's so hard to get people to understand the seriousness of this study. Yes.
"When I first said I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."
Now, I sit down in my home in China, run some scripts, hack a US government computer, brag to my friends, etc.... Someone from the US government calls... wait a minute, no they didn't. No one even cared. But lets pretend they did care and they called some official in China and told them what was going on... *LAUGHTER AND LOTS OF POINTING* from the Chinese side.
I sit down in my home in Spain, run some scripts, hack a US government computer, brag to my friends, etc.... Someone from the spanish government takes a sip from his third coffee of the morning while vaguely rememorating the last time he did some work, many years before. Then, he decides it's a perfect day to go home before noon and leaves.
Great!... Now we need to not only guess if Schrodinger's cat is alive or dead but also if it is still inside the box as well.
- Year 2137. Classroom -
"...And thus was proved that, until we open the box we can only know one of the animal's five fundamental variables: it's life/death state, location, speed, species and political orientation.
1) Sharing copyright material is not allowed 2) They set up a site to PROMOTE and SUPPORT the piracy of copyright material 3) They named the site after the "crime" of piracy 4) They kept saying "nah, nah, na, na, nah, can't catch us"
So let's say I build a bar: - Knowing that killing people is illegal. - Call it "Killers Bar". - Publicly say that I'm in favour of killing every single human being on earth as long as it's for money and that I don't care if contract killers use my bar to make their deals. - Keep saying "nah, nah, nah, can't catch me".
I should be accused of promoting murder and sent to jail?
In law, a writ is a formal written order issued by a body with administrative or judicial jurisdiction. In modern usage, this public body is generally a court. Warrants, prerogative writs, and subpoenas are types of writs, but there are many others.
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Today, "investigative reporting" means blowing trivial and menial things completely out of proportion, asking non-experts their oppinions, and twisting experts words into doom and gloom.
You're absolutely right!
It's the end of journalism as we know it.
And what will come after? The end of Internet? The Armaggeddon?!
they must think that adding that extra fuel weight (for landing) is worth the extra fuel weight
Or, they could get their fuel on space.
Is there any cheap way of sending light materials to a space station and turn them into fuel there to make a refueling orbital station for returning spaceships?
No, I understand him. Really I do. I studied humour seriously for many years. It's so hard to get people to understand the seriousness of this study. Yes.
"When I first said I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."
would hate it if by any chance Bill Gates decided to play an MMO and would have better items and gear than me instantly.
"You have been eaten by sir Bills-a-Gate's gold plated grue"
"You can have the friking useless edition for 40$. Or, you can be a premium user of the Shiny Platinum Standard Edition VIP for 150$.
Yes, we understand it's a bit expensive, but you're buying the PSS Edition VIP, what did you expect?".
Soon. It will come. I can almost see it.
"Highlights from the NAN Microsoft summer ~#33-
ccc00003322"
And a large BSOD.
Now, I sit down in my home in China, run some scripts, hack a US government computer, brag to my friends, etc.... Someone from the US government calls... wait a minute, no they didn't. No one even cared. But lets pretend they did care and they called some official in China and told them what was going on... *LAUGHTER AND LOTS OF POINTING* from the Chinese side.
I sit down in my home in Spain, run some scripts, hack a US government computer, brag to my friends, etc.... Someone from the spanish government takes a sip from his third coffee of the morning while vaguely rememorating the last time he did some work, many years before. Then, he decides it's a perfect day to go home before noon and leaves.
If you need a computer in the lab connected to the internet, fine, just keep the infrastructure seperate.
You live in the past. Haven't you heard of the new airborne virii?
They're technically called. "I work in a lab and don't know shit about computers so I regularly download all info into my personal portable".
Will they manage to release two large titles in the same year, or will they just postpone TES 5 ?
They should create a common engine for a double release of Fallout 4 and TES 5.
Or even a triple release with WhateverTheyComeUpWith 1. I'll buy any instance of morrowind as long as they keep the total freedom part.
My vote goes to Space-Morrowind 1.
Great!... Now we need to not only guess if Schrodinger's cat is alive or dead but also if it is still inside the box as well.
- Year 2137. Classroom -
"...And thus was proved that, until we open the box we can only know one of the animal's five fundamental variables: it's life/death state, location, speed, species and political orientation.
India Launches Its First All-Weather Spy Satellite
How are they so sure? They're probably just the first country to admit having one.
You mean "probably the first of such satellites they admit having launched", right?
Inigo Monbooyah
Inigo Monbooyah?
If my name was Íñigo Montoya you, most certainly, would have to prepare to die.
Seems to be a step forward from CO2 producing coal.
And a step backwards from the Super-Keanu producing human/battery matrix?
So if you don't want to be part of the test, you might be able to avoid it by going back to the time before the Industrial Revolution.
Is this new, groundbreaking prototipe, time machine!
I'm with you.
I programmed an app when I was 20 and I should get money from it for the rest of my life.
All this stealing shit is forcing me to actually work every day to get paid.
Programmers should be like rock stars!
However, in this unfair, evil world, the contrary will eventually be true.
Tough luck.
1) Sharing copyright material is not allowed
2) They set up a site to PROMOTE and SUPPORT the piracy of copyright material
3) They named the site after the "crime" of piracy
4) They kept saying "nah, nah, na, na, nah, can't catch us"
So let's say I build a bar:
- Knowing that killing people is illegal.
- Call it "Killers Bar".
- Publicly say that I'm in favour of killing every single human being on earth as long as it's for money and that I don't care if contract killers use my bar to make their deals.
- Keep saying "nah, nah, nah, can't catch me".
I should be accused of promoting murder and sent to jail?
You, my friend, live in a pretty strange world.
Jesus. I made a joke on here a few days ago using a line from an Alanis Morrisette song. I'll probably be next up for a stint in the big house.
AHA! Gotcha!
I knew the fake veredict would get you out of your hiding.
Guys, you can release the swedes now, we got the Alanis Morrissette impersonator.
The trial wasn't really about the searching for torrrents bit of tpb. It was more about the trackers.
Hmm, can't just about any computer equipment with internet connection be used as a tracker?
Damn! Now all TPB users will have to use Google to find their torrents.
And then Google will fall too and...
They call it content management, but it's clearly censorship.
And who will fight censorship?
Captain Penis! Of course.
And Ass Guy, his faithful sidekick, or should I say flag bearer.
In law, a writ is a formal written order issued by a body with administrative or judicial jurisdiction. In modern usage, this public body is generally a court. Warrants, prerogative writs, and subpoenas are types of writs, but there are many others.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Writ
They're clearly making stuff up as they go.
I officially think that the folks at NASA are a bunch of jerks for not respecting the results of their ISS node naming contest. :-(
Indeed.
It kills our best chance of making our first contact with a ship called "Skullfuck Soulshitter".
advanced flight control systems that meld balloon and parachute technologies known as a ballute (BALLoon-parachUTE).
I'd have called it Paraloon.
Or possibly Ballachute.
"Ballachute! I choose you!"
Yep. It works.
Unfortunately the kind people at the "Royal Society for Articles Only People with Money Can Read" would not allow me to review this research.
Damn you RSAOPMCR!
Now we'll have to find another acronym for "Read Slashdot's Article Or Present a Meaningful Counter/Rebuttal".
Start with wooden buildings and dirt roads. Add some cows, some pigs, chickens...
The almighty sun will make the plants grow and with those you can feed the animals and the people.
And you got a solar powered city.
You can have bees for the candles to read at night. The honey is a bonus.