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  1. Re:They pull a knife, we pull a gun on After Sweden's New Law, a Major Drop In Internet Traffic · · Score: 1

    Except that in this case people aren't upset enough to start revolting, and distracted by all the comforts of modern society.

    However, people take new comforts for granted really really fast.

    I wonder what would happen if a politician created a law that blacklisted all porn.

  2. Re:Gmail is a sandbox on Gmail Marks Five Years In Beta · · Score: 4, Funny

    f()?

    crap.

    P.S.: f() -> f(Greek small letter beta) ...

    I'll go back to my cave.

  3. Re:Gmail is a sandbox on Gmail Marks Five Years In Beta · · Score: 3, Funny

    it being beta has a function.

    f()?

  4. Re:Why? on Gmail Marks Five Years In Beta · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Does it matter if it's beta when it's still the best and most reliable free email service around?

    Quite the opposite.

    When a friend told me he was closing a beta phase my first question was "Is it more stable than gmail?"

  5. browser-based on Legends of Zork Goes Live · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one who reads "browser-based" as "play from work"?

    Some day I'll develop a web browser impossible to distinguish from an excel spreadsheet.

    "You | 50.22 | Have been | % | 3473N | B Y | a GRUE"

  6. Re:They pull a knife, we pull a gun on After Sweden's New Law, a Major Drop In Internet Traffic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Then everyone loses. Not just you guys who want to get your music and movies for free.

    Funny how I see the exact same pattern but I interpret it as a good thing.

    An arms race between government and the people that has the people as the ultimate winner? It's better than good.

    The method of slowly pushing the commoners down and the rulers up doesn't stop with a reasonable and gradual struggle to make the situation more balanced. It stops when the commoners revolt, the powerful raise their armies against them and discover that those armies are too heavily outnumbered.

  7. Stop the lies on Google Reveals "Secret" Server Designs · · Score: 5, Funny

    We all know the searches are actually being done by a large amount of people in suspended animation, being fed the corpses of the previous people.

    The thing about each server having its own battery is a cruel joke.

  8. Re:The Solar System's Timer on Jupiter's Great Red Spot Is Shrinking · · Score: 1

    Maybe the Red Spot is a timer, and when it finally disappears something really interesting will happen, like:

    It will go "BING!" and we'll know it's ready to be eaten.

    And it will taste like chicken.

  9. Re:meme tag stole my post on Jupiter's Great Red Spot Is Shrinking · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here I was ready to make some crack

    I knew it!

    Even drug dealers read Slashdot!

  10. Red spot shrinking? on Jupiter's Great Red Spot Is Shrinking · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perfect time to send some spam to Jupiter.

  11. Re:I suspect this has to do with being under paid. on Wolverine Film Leaked a Month Before Release · · Score: 1

    That is right, paying workers a fair wage is communist!"

    It depends on your definition of "fair".

    Mine is 100% of what they produce. So yes, yes it is.

  12. Re:Removed? on Wolverine Film Leaked a Month Before Release · · Score: 1

    This is not an April Fool's joke. This is real AND no one can remove shit like this from the internet.
    The cat is far out of the bag.

    Is it alive?

  13. Re:I loved the BBC article on Wolverine Film Leaked a Month Before Release · · Score: 2, Funny

    FBI: Hello FBI?

    MPAA: THE NEW WOLVERINE FILM HAS BEEN LEAKED

    FBI: Wrong number. *Hangs up*

    "Shit, there's a leak in project Wolverine. Quick, call agent Manghetto! And put me with the president."
    "Mr. Obama?"
    "No, the real president. Doctor Doomsday!"

  14. Re:I suspect this has to do with being under paid. on Wolverine Film Leaked a Month Before Release · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This probably all has to do with being under paid in an industry that makes ass loads of cash for the few at the top, and hardly any at the bottom.

    An industry? You're describing the entire system.

    Are you implying this wouldn't have happened in a utopian comunist country?

  15. Re:I criticized Linux.... on Linux Needs Critics · · Score: 1

    I'm sure you float like a log. Or a duck.

    We should try.

    Does anyone have a duck?

  16. Re:Enforcing compliance... on New Legislation Would Federalize Cybersecurity · · Score: 1

    The only possible path from:

    1 Government forces all businesses to use standarized crap software.

    is:

    2 Standarized crap software is thoroughly raped and even infants can enter any complying business.
    3 Businesses remove crap software.

  17. Re:saw the trailer on the IMAX on Star Trek Sequel Already Planned · · Score: 4, Funny

    I decided right then to save a few $'s and see Star Trek on the small screen.

    Great idea.

    That way, when it becomes unbearable, you can simply close the phone.

  18. The power of suggestion on NYU Researchers Create Cheap, Flexible Pressure-Based Interface · · Score: 1

    "could be used to add touch sensing to all sorts of gadgets and devices."

    He resisted the urge to add "(hint, hint)".

  19. Meta comment on Should Google Be Forced To Pay For News? · · Score: 1

    This piece of news seems to display enough idiocy to be immediately understood by all slashdotters as retarded. However, it's not idiot enough to grant just a couple posts about it being a dumb PR mistake that should never have seen the light.

    Such precision is uncommon.

  20. Re:*The* ultimate energy drink! on Scientists Make Artificial Protein Mimic Blood · · Score: 1

    And we'd finally have cheap real bloody mary.

  21. Re:Video? on Honda Develops Brain Interface For Robot Control · · Score: 1

    nobody wants to see where you insert the CAT5 cable.

    And so the script for "Slashdotits" begins to take form.

  22. Video? on Honda Develops Brain Interface For Robot Control · · Score: 1

    "Honda has released a video of experiments."

    On a completely unrelated note, I've developed a series of exercises to read slashdot and reply, by pure will. I don't even require a computer.

    I present this text as sample of the experiment's result.

  23. Technocracy on Scientists Make Artificial Protein Mimic Blood · · Score: 1

    This is clearly still unreal technology/Technocracy magic.

    Some Vampire/Mage crossover munchkin is trying to change the consensual reality so the paradox stops popping his head open whenever he tries to conjure blood.

    Obviously.

  24. Re:Please turn on your electronics? on American Airlines To Offer Wi-Fi In Planes · · Score: 1

    Indeed!

    Will I now be able to keep reading my ebook during lift off? Or will the stewardess still complain of possible magical waves interfering with the airplane in some magical way.

    It would be funny to then be offered a wifi connection.

    I wonder if it'll be protected by password or by geas.

  25. Re:Princess Leia : on NASA Shows Off Mock-Up of Mars-Capable Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    "You came in that thing?, Youâ(TM)re braver than I thought"

    Iuâ(TM)m brave, youuâ(TM)re brave, Weuâ(TM)re all brave, brave.