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  1. I'm sorry. on Early Look At the New Bionic Commando · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I hear the phrase "Bionic Commando" I get a weird mental image of a half-robot person without any underwear.

  2. Re:The best part? on New Data Center Will Heat Homes In London · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're going to see a big rise in nerdy homeowners creating homebrew stirling engines to convert the heat back into power, so as to power their desk fans ;).

  3. Re:Damn. on New Data Center Will Heat Homes In London · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was really hoping you'd warm up to my point of view.

    Warm Wishes,

    palegray.net

  4. Re:The best part? on New Data Center Will Heat Homes In London · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Somebody please mod parent funny :).

  5. Damn. on New Data Center Will Heat Homes In London · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's a hot idea. Hope the discussion surrounding its merits doesn't get too heated, as alternative energy sources are really starting to heat up.

  6. So in other words... on Amazon To Block Phorm Scans · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    This is basically what Google is doing with "interest based ads", which is fine, but it's not okay when someone else does it. Right.

  7. Re:Prepaid phones. on Mexican Government To Document Cell Phone Use · · Score: 1

    My sig has been waiting YEARS for me to make a post like this!

    When you wish upon a star
    Makes no difference who you are
    Anything your heart desires
    Will come to you

    If your heart is in your dream
    No request is too extreme
    When you wish upon a star
    As dreamers do

    Fate is kind
    She brings to those who love
    The sweet fulfillment of
    Their secret longing

    Like a bolt out of the blue
    Fate steps in and sees you through
    When you wish upon a star
    Your dreams come true

  8. Re:Prepaid phones. on Mexican Government To Document Cell Phone Use · · Score: 1

    +5 Funny.

  9. Re:Istanbul (Not Constantinople) on Tyler Bell On Yahoo's Open Location API · · Score: 1

    That's in the They Might Be Giants version, but not in the (original) The Four Lads version ;).

  10. Re:Yahoo! locations? on Tyler Bell On Yahoo's Open Location API · · Score: 1

    That's handled by minions strategically stationed every fifteen degrees around my person. I pay them in bandwidth by modulating their data into my yodels.

  11. Prepaid phones. on Mexican Government To Document Cell Phone Use · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't have any information on prepaid phone providers in Mexico; if they're as prevalent as they are here in the States, how will this affect those users? Can you just register the phone as belonging to Inigo Montoya and be done with it?

  12. Re:Istanbul (Not Constantinople) on Tyler Bell On Yahoo's Open Location API · · Score: 4, Funny

    Evr'y gal in Constantinople
    Is a Miss-stanbul, not Constantinople
    So if you've date in Constantinople
    She'll be waiting in Istanbul

  13. Yahoo! locations? on Tyler Bell On Yahoo's Open Location API · · Score: 3, Funny

    I just engage in triangulation by yodeling repeatedly with my buddies to establish locations.

  14. Re:Someone please hack my grid? on China Denies Role In US Grid Hacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    Roger that. I set your coffee machine to start brewing your coffee in about three minutes, but I also took the liberty of making a couple of tweaks to the internal thermostat, just to make sure it's good and hot when you get home. You've got insurance in case something goes awry, right?

  15. Re:Nuke the red dog menace, nuke 'em NOW !!! on China Denies Role In US Grid Hacks · · Score: 1

    I recommend decaf from now on.

  16. Re:South Korea is a tribal democracy on South Korean Financial Blogger Faces 18 Months of Prison · · Score: 3, Funny

    Confucius say, that's no way to run a country.

  17. Re:Give him a break on South Korean Financial Blogger Faces 18 Months of Prison · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hehehe, get it? Misfiring missile. I kill myself.

    Kim Jong Il might just do the same if he keeps up with the missile antics.

  18. Re:last time i checked... on South Korean Financial Blogger Faces 18 Months of Prison · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The USA is a democracy, and we've got this little thing called (ironically enough) the Patriot Act that can be used to make people disappear.

  19. Re:What? on Your Business Card Is Crap · · Score: 1

    Your business card is crap. His is awesome. He's gonna run for President and fix the world. Guaranteed.

  20. Re:Why do I think... on Your Business Card Is Crap · · Score: 1

    Apparently, he draws crowds. Guarantee.

  21. Re:jackass on Your Business Card Is Crap · · Score: 1

    I want a large photo of him holding up one of his cards to frame on my wall.

    Of course, it'll be the centerpiece in a demotivational poster, perhaps entitled "Fail."

  22. Re:Or on Supercomputer As a Service · · Score: 1

    If the relationship were reversed, I certainly would :). I'd make sure I was fluent prior to attempting to work in their culture, however.

  23. Re:I wrote code in the Army on Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In? · · Score: 1

    BRD-7 ring a bell?

  24. Re:I wrote code in the Army on Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I served in the submarine force, and I won't even get into what we're running on boats that carry missiles.

  25. Re:Why is this being posted everywhere? on Worst Working Conditions You Had To Write Code In? · · Score: 1

    Let's get the masochistic programmer and the sadistic manager together and see what happens. On second thought, let's not. I'd like to be able to eat later.