um... and why is Microsoft worried about selling advertising? Aren't they are software company that buys advertising? Shouldn't they, like, be more concerned about making an operating system that works? Or, like, an office suite that doesn't crash my PC?
They already detected Earth and decided not to come here.
Well, I'm glad you asked. Their instruments, much more sophisticated than ours, were able to detect that our atmosphere is highly poisonous being almost 25% free oxygen!! On top of that, the air is freakin saturated with water!! Hell, a good piece of steel wouldn't last 10 vorlecs there. Even if we sent robots, they'd just rust away!! And that's not to mention that the whole place could erupt in a giant fireball any minute if that free oxygen mixed with methane and something sparked!! The whole place probably burns flat every smagdar or two.
Total waste of time and resources to go there especially with all poor and hungry Aretards to care for here at home. No more goddamn government boondoggles!
There seems to be much misinformation here about Duke Nukem Forever.
Allow me to set the record straight.
3D Realms is haunted by the ghosts of gamers who died of outrage when they
found that Duke Nukem 3-D choked with more than 5 players in multi-player mode and, to appease the spirits, the workers at 3D Realms must
continually build Duke Nukem Forever 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,...well... forever or they will die.
Days, weeks, and months are going by quicker than I ever remember, and I see NO sign of it slowing.
My favorite theory about that:
at age 5, 1 year = 1/5 of your life
at age 15, 1 year = 1/15 of your life
at age 40, 1 year = 1/40 of your life and in our heads we measure time relative to our lives.
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um ... and why is Microsoft worried about selling advertising? Aren't they are software company that buys advertising? Shouldn't they, like, be more concerned about making an operating system that works? Or, like, an office suite that doesn't crash my PC?
Why am I asking you?
They already detected Earth and decided not to come here.
Well, I'm glad you asked. Their instruments, much more sophisticated than ours, were able to detect that our atmosphere is highly poisonous being almost 25% free oxygen!! On top of that, the air is freakin saturated with water!! Hell, a good piece of steel wouldn't last 10 vorlecs there. Even if we sent robots, they'd just rust away!! And that's not to mention that the whole place could erupt in a giant fireball any minute if that free oxygen mixed with methane and something sparked!! The whole place probably burns flat every smagdar or two.
Total waste of time and resources to go there especially with all poor and hungry Aretards to care for here at home. No more goddamn government boondoggles!
The problem with this type of storage and distribution, is that it strongly favors only what is popular
One need only adopt the Oxian Program for Digital Immortality to overcome this problem.
Step one: insert gratuitous picture(s) of Natalie Portman's boobies
Step two: make available on BitTorrent
Presto! This work will be available online forever
Things are much simpler if you just relax and work within the system. Really.
There seems to be much misinformation here about Duke Nukem Forever.
...well... forever or they will die.
Allow me to set the record straight.
3D Realms is haunted by the ghosts of gamers who died of outrage when they found that Duke Nukem 3-D choked with more than 5 players in multi-player mode and, to appease the spirits, the workers at 3D Realms must continually build Duke Nukem Forever 24 hours a day, 7 days a week,
So far they have kept the spirits at bay.
Days, weeks, and months are going by quicker than I ever remember, and I see NO sign of it slowing.
My favorite theory about that:
at age 5, 1 year = 1/5 of your life
at age 15, 1 year = 1/15 of your life
at age 40, 1 year = 1/40 of your life
and in our heads we measure time relative to our lives.
Well, I like it, so it's true.