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  1. Re:Unfortuntely, this will violate my patent... on New Entrant In the Race For Wafer-Thin Speakers · · Score: 1

    So as long as we all invent useless rubbish, we're fine?

    Well, that makes Microsoft / Apple / Linux / Car manufacturers safe then!

  2. Re:Warp Drives?? on Quantum Setback For Warp Drives · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's a shame they're both 3.5"

    Zing!

  3. Re:improbability drive on Quantum Setback For Warp Drives · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hi, Stats-nazi here. Probabilities are represented as a real number between 0 (nigh impossible) to 1 (almost certainty).

    Probability = 0.00003624

    kthxbai!

  4. Re:Huh? on What Would It Look Like To Fall Into a Black Hole? · · Score: 1

    And a Starbucks on the corner.

    Ooooh, an unintentional pun!

  5. Re:Arrrgh, they're stealing our souls! on Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town · · Score: 1

    This was an affluent town. No farmers means no ducks, and no ducks means no fair trial.

  6. Re:Ah, Little Britain... on Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town · · Score: 1

    "GOT ANY CANS OF CAN'T?!"

    "TWELVETY!"

    Caps filter caps filter caps filter caps caps caps.

  7. Re:Easy one: EULA on Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town · · Score: 1

    "By allowing your person (or adornments upon your person) to come into contact with the front of this vehicle, you automatically allow Google Inc. and its' employees and affiliates the right to injure, maim, disable, render unconscious, and otherwise harm you in any way they see fit, without recourse..."

  8. Re:British hicks on Angry Villagers Run Google Out of Town · · Score: 1

    Want to irritate a british yokel? Tell him you voted to ban fox hunting.

    I'll be sure to get the pieces scooped into a bucket for your funeral.

  9. Re:They pull a knife, we pull a gun on After Sweden's New Law, a Major Drop In Internet Traffic · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I can't imagine living in a culture responsible for Everybody Loves Raymond.

    You both have my sympathies; RobotRunAmok for the above, richie2000 for wanting it.

  10. Re:Like the polls on After Sweden's New Law, a Major Drop In Internet Traffic · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You forgot the first rule.

  11. Re:Nothing will change. on After Sweden's New Law, a Major Drop In Internet Traffic · · Score: 1

    Not if you keep her locked up under the stares.

    Too soon?

  12. Re:How long will it take people to learn? on Aussie Minister Backs Down on Internet Censorship · · Score: 1

    I'll remember the sarcasm tag next time.

  13. Re:How long will it take people to learn? on Aussie Minister Backs Down on Internet Censorship · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, from memory Christ was particular down on pirating MP3s but came out strongly in favor of software patents.

    I did say "based upon" I do recognise that there are modern ammendments, but you might remember "Thou shalt not commit murder" "Thou shalt not commit adultery (unless thou art Mormon)" "Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife"... Actually, come to think of it, our laws are based more upon American soap operas from the 80's.

    I think you mean pull thy head from thy neighbor's ass.

    Laws against sodomy are definately based on Christian morality.

  14. Re:Yes Minister on Aussie Minister Backs Down on Internet Censorship · · Score: 1

    So, "Plausible deniability" then?

  15. Re:How long will it take people to learn? on Aussie Minister Backs Down on Internet Censorship · · Score: 1

    Our entire legal system is based upon Christian morality.

    Pull your head from your ass.

  16. Re:To view the show on Aussie Minister Backs Down on Internet Censorship · · Score: 1

    Start using arguments such as anyone defending the filter is allowing child porn to continue as a dirty little secret that's kept out of the publics minds and that they're basically okaying it as long as the general public doesn't stumble across it or know about it.

    [Conroy]Only a paedo would say that![/Conroy]

  17. Re:The real question here is... on Slashdot Launches User Achievements · · Score: 1

    While explaining to a naked glowing blue dude with a giant wang about how HE is out of touch with reality.

  18. Re:Very funny... on Slashdot Launches User Achievements · · Score: 1

    Duh, you spell it "I T"

    n00bxorz.

  19. Re:[2. Trade] on Slashdot Launches User Achievements · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amagad reportard!!!11q

  20. Re:Unexplained Achievement "The Maker"? on Slashdot Launches User Achievements · · Score: 2, Funny

    Leeeerooooooooooy Jeeeeeeeeeennkiiiiiiiiinsss!!!

  21. Re:God the old carcinogenic studies please on Hints of a Link Between Autism and Vinyl Flooring · · Score: 1

    You could always live in a oxygen tent and only let in fully test "chemicals".

    Sorry, bub. Oxyegn is off the list too.

    Recent studies have concluded, without exception, that every single case of lung cancer in humans was contracted by a person who breathed in and used oxygen in respiration.

  22. Re:Implications on American Airlines To Offer Wi-Fi In Planes · · Score: 1

    1. Stewardesses will be trained in Krav Maga.
    2. No (Serious answer; VoIP is blocked)
    3. The use of electronic equipment during an emergency is strictly prohibited by existing regulations. "Seat backs upright, trays in their upright locked position, bent at waist with head between knees and hands behind head" is hardly the ideal typing position.

  23. Re:So, suddenly it seems... on American Airlines To Offer Wi-Fi In Planes · · Score: 1

    +1 Inconvenient truth

  24. Re:No international flights on American Airlines To Offer Wi-Fi In Planes · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Airspace, Internet accesses You!

  25. Re:DANGER DANGER on American Airlines To Offer Wi-Fi In Planes · · Score: 1

    When did your computer crash last time when your cell phone rings right next to it?

    If I put my cellphone near my PC, all of the USB devices lose power when I receive a call or text message.

    I guess USB cabling isn't shielded as well as others.