I don't know if he really should be going after a Unix woman. I hear the real Unix sluts allow men to 'finger' and 'touch' them on the first date! And the really bad ones even allow 'mounting'!
He had better grep for a Windows woman, ASAP. They're far more prude. You can't finger, touch, or mount them. Unfortunately they tend to crash hard at the end of the night, and tend to carry virii...that is if you ping em enough:-)
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I don't know if he really should be going after a Unix woman. I hear the real Unix sluts allow men to 'finger' and 'touch' them on the first date! And the really bad ones even allow 'mounting'! He had better grep for a Windows woman, ASAP. They're far more prude. You can't finger, touch, or mount them. Unfortunately they tend to crash hard at the end of the night, and tend to carry virii...that is if you ping em enough :-)
...would spend millions of dollars to fly a paper airplane from an International Space Station to Earth.
I can see it now...
"W00t! I just threw a paper airplane towards Earth!"
"You idiot, that's not Earth, that's the Sun!"
"..."
"Goodbye, 10 million dollars."
...but I'll comment anyway. Who says our generation is so impatient? That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever
...and I'll start with 7 kills :-D /accidentally posted this first under anonymous coward, mods you may delete that post.