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  1. Re:Do I get this right: on Akamai Reissues All SSL Certificates After Admitting Heartbleed Patch Was Faulty · · Score: 1

    No, I'm pretty paper, clay tablets, and our imaginations are safe from Heartbleed.

  2. Re:Tmux on Seven Habits of Highly Effective Unix Admins · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sudo try it out!

  3. Re:Waiting... on The Graffiti Drone · · Score: 1

    That's just asking for a red drop of human bean juice to be painted on it.

  4. Re:The countermeasures will be far more interestin on The Graffiti Drone · · Score: 1

    ultimately strafing the vandals who sent them with gatling guns full of spent U238 bullets, cleaning up both our streets and the gene pool.

    Brutally murdering people for graffiti aside, why would a gun be full of spent rounds?

  5. Re:Low quality art. on The Graffiti Drone · · Score: 1

    Or you have no appreciation for art.

  6. Re:Snowden on Cuba: US Using New Weapon Against Us -- Spam · · Score: 1

    Whoah, you've got your own crazy stalker. That's so awesome. I wish I was that popular!

  7. Re:Abuse? Doubtful on LA Police Officers Suspected of Tampering With Their Monitoring Systems · · Score: 1

    When I was in the Marine Corps, we said that about our officers. I'm sure many others have used that joke.

  8. Re:"along the lower portion of the windshield" on Land Rover Demos "Transparent Hood" · · Score: 1

    A digital screen spread across the dashboard is hardly a heads up display. It might be more like Google Glass.

  9. Re:Parallax, and why stop at the hood? on Land Rover Demos "Transparent Hood" · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If a passenger if looking through the driver's Heads Up Display, you're doing it wrong.

  10. Shut up already on Land Rover Demos "Transparent Hood" · · Score: 1, Funny

    and take my money!

  11. Nurikabe on Data Mining the Web Reveals What Makes Puzzles Hard For Humans · · Score: 2

    Indeed work has already begun on the Sudoku-like puzzle game, Nurikabe."

    Great. Another time-consuming addictive game I have to play. Thanks, slashdot!

  12. Re:One small step for man on Synthetic Chromosomes Successfully Integrated Into Brewer's Yeast · · Score: 2

    To hell with clamato, I want Tomacco!

  13. Re:Clash of the Titans on Wal-Mart Sues Visa For $5 Billion For Rigging Card Swipe Fees · · Score: 2

    When two elephants fight, it's the grass that wins!

  14. Re:Um no on Introducing a Calendar System For the Information Age · · Score: 2, Informative

    We can't even get people to agree on daylight savings time.

    I assume you mean Daylight Saving Time. Singular.

  15. Re:Ubuntu isn't important enough for anything on Ubuntu Phone Isn't Important Enough To Demand an Open Source Baseband · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mint probably cares about Ubuntu, since it's a fork. Or was that supposed to be funny?

  16. Re:Redefine hunting. on Drone-Assisted Hunting To Be Illegal In Alaska · · Score: 1

    Why would using a camera in the sky be defined as hunting all of a sudden? Or did you assume there was a gun on it?

  17. Re:First world problems.. on Titanium-Headed Golf Clubs Create Brush Fire Hazard In California · · Score: 1

    Forest fires are hardly first world problems. Now if someone complained their golf club was scratched after striking a rock and starting a fire, that's another story.

  18. Re:If you can on Ask Slashdot: Moving From Tech Support To Development? · · Score: 1

    And if you can't be with the one you love, then love the one with whom you are.

    That sounds kinda dumb, but it at least it doesn't end with a preposition!

  19. Re:Embedded on Linux May Succeed Windows XP As OS of Choice For ATMs · · Score: 4, Funny

    More importantly, will 2014 finally be the year of Linux on the ATM?!?!

  20. Re:Automatically? on Firefox 28 Arrives With VP9 Video Decoding, HTML5 Volume Controls · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not for those of us running Gentoo linux.

    Then you're in luck! You get to do it the hard way, which should please you since you're using Gentoo.

  21. Re:Learn from the Constitution on Church Committee Members Say New Group Needed To Watch NSA · · Score: 1

    Oversight is always than complete government restriction.

    I whole-heartedly.

  22. Re:Should we... on Brazil Blocks Foreign Mobile Phones · · Score: 2

    Around this time of year, there's always some doubt.

  23. Re:Okay, now I can say it. And be happy. on Google and Microsoft Both Want To Stop Dual-Boot Windows/Android Device · · Score: 1

    Ah, but which is the master and which the apprentice?

  24. Re:Tesla by it self not enough on What If the Next Presidential Limo Was a Tesla? · · Score: 4, Funny

    And Edward Snowden was the driver.

  25. Re:Worthless on Tested: Asus Chromebox Based On Haswell Core i3 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, this computer is completely unsuited for my needs as a bitcoin mining supercomputer, so no one should buy one.

    Unless, of course, you have different needs than mine.