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a troll faq... hmmmmm... that's a really good idea! sounds like a good "collaborative troll" for me and the naked & petrified guy. i wish i'd thought of it!
this reminds me of a piece of my history which never fails to bring a tear to my eye. you may not have known this, but i used to be a tracker for the u.s. calvary.
yes, my brothers and only friends, i used to have quite the keen sense of smell. that was before i took up a four pack a day smoking habit. anyway, i was frequently put to work by the soldiers (those guys were crazy!) sniffing out game, water and global positioning information. the aibo had nothing on me!
one day, the guys sent me out on a mission to retrieve a drunken soldier who had wandered off into the woods. an easy job for someone with as keen a sense of smell as i.
so, off i went into the woods to locate the drunken soldier. i had a strong lock on his signal. i was probably within 100 feet of him when i found myself in a poppy field!
i got someone fatigued. i realized this was due to the poppies and moved out of the field. however, i couldn't shake the sleepiness. so, i sat down against a rock and took a little nap.
i don't know how long i slept, before i was awakened by a most alluring aroma. a musky scent that overpowered both my fatigue and sense of patriotism. i opened my eyes and looked up. what did i see? a hot young actress!
i might have been able to ignore this distraction had the cycle of the moon not had other plans!
yep, the hot young actress got down on all fours and started lifting her knees up, like a feline in heat.
wiping tear from eye
and that's how i realized that open sourcing hot young actresses was my life's calling!
many people (cute teenaged girls/hot young actresses/men and feminazis) have asked the troll team, where are the trolls headed in the future? when is a new troll coming out? what are the new features that are going to be included in the new trolls? what can we expect from them?
* the troll state.
there are many areas into which the troll project is expanding; you have to keep in mind that trolling is an umbrella project which is made up of various components:
* the OPEN SOURCE trolls: these are trolls that may or may not start out being semi-ontopic but usually quickly decay into something wholely irrelevant. there is, at times, an "open source" theme. natalie portman and/or drew barrymore often appear in these.
* the NAKED & PETRIFIED trolls: these trolls usually focus on the petrification of cute teenaged girls, hot young actresses, men and feminazis. these trolls usually involve the turning to stone of these groups. natalie portman often appear in these.
* the GRITS trolls: these trolls exclusively deal with the various aspects of grits-pouring. these trolls will almost always include the grits being poured down one's pants.
* the X trolls: i won't mention them by name, because they are proprietary. going too deeply into the issue would ruin it for you. they know who they are.
* the MEEPT trolls: none of the above.
the various trolls of the slashdot trolling project have their own release schedule, which lets the troll authors compose their works as the inspiration hits. from time to time two trolls organize a collaborative troll. the most recent collaborative troll was "OPEN SOURCE COLLABORATION."
* the short future of the trolls.
we have been doing a lot of work infrastructure-wise and sometimes we have failed to be very communicative about it. it is our fault, and we need to do a better of job at telling people what we have been up to.
ideally, we want to make our trolls perfect, easy, small (or long), intuitive, resource friendly, portable, maintainable, funnier, entertaining, productive, and the ultimate of the ultimates.
we will ideally try to get the following features in the next major release of our trolls:
* less on-topicness
* more inflammatory
* more gender neutrality (we are sensitive to the concerns of the feminazi movement here on slashdot)
* multi-size panel, smoother icons, more panel types, nicer art work.
* the long term future of the trolls ultimately our goals are to open source hot young actresses, men, cute teenage girls and feminazis as well as to turn them into stone.
we also wish to eventually drain all moderation points out of the system.
* how you can help.
* moderate the shit out of us! * respond extensively to our trolls! * become a troll yourself! * send us money! * send us pictures of hot young actresses, cute teenage girls, men and feminazis!
i would like to take this opportunity to extend an invitation to the "naked & petrified guy" to work with me on an open source transformation method. this formula could be used to transform cute teenage girls, hot young actresses, men and feminazis into stone.
this method would be orders of magnitude faster than using the scientifically proven magic petrification ray which is standard equipment on every aibo, thanks to the efforts of the "naked & petrified guy." not that the scientifically proven magic petrification ray is a bad thing... it serves its current purpose quite well. the thing is, who wants to wait for their hot young actress/cute teenage girl/man/feminazi to be petrified? i sure don't!
thank you... may all of your feminazis/men/cute teenage girls/hot young actresses be petrified!
he's not the guy doing the "q" spamming. now think about what you just said to him and tell us all what makes you so much better than the "q" spammer after having posted such comments?
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that's truly funny!
a troll faq... hmmmmm... that's a really good idea! sounds like a good "collaborative troll" for me and the naked & petrified guy. i wish i'd thought of it!
dear friends,
this reminds me of a piece of my history which never fails to bring a tear to my eye. you may not have known this, but i used to be a tracker for the u.s. calvary.
yes, my brothers and only friends, i used to have quite the keen sense of smell. that was before i took up a four pack a day smoking habit. anyway, i was frequently put to work by the soldiers (those guys were crazy!) sniffing out game, water and global positioning information. the aibo had nothing on me!
one day, the guys sent me out on a mission to retrieve a drunken soldier who had wandered off into the woods. an easy job for someone with as keen a sense of smell as i.
so, off i went into the woods to locate the drunken soldier. i had a strong lock on his signal. i was probably within 100 feet of him when i found myself in a poppy field!
i got someone fatigued. i realized this was due to the poppies and moved out of the field. however, i couldn't shake the sleepiness. so, i sat down against a rock and took a little nap.
i don't know how long i slept, before i was awakened by a most alluring aroma. a musky scent that overpowered both my fatigue and sense of patriotism. i opened my eyes and looked up. what did i see? a hot young actress!
i might have been able to ignore this distraction had the cycle of the moon not had other plans!
yep, the hot young actress got down on all fours and started lifting her knees up, like a feline in heat.
wiping tear from eye
and that's how i realized that open sourcing hot young actresses was my life's calling!
thank you.
lol
not a haiku? how? 5-7-5...
natalie portman:
natalie portman
magic petrification
i have a statue
open source:
sorry... it's my attempt at variety. teehee.
for all that we know
the universe could cease to
exist at any
thank you.
did they learn nothing from mannequin 2: on the move?
dear friends,
many people (cute teenaged girls/hot young actresses/men and feminazis) have asked the troll team, where are the trolls headed in the future? when is a new troll coming out? what are the new features that are going to be included in the new trolls? what can we expect from them?
* the troll state.
there are many areas into which the troll project is expanding; you have to keep in mind that trolling is an umbrella project which is made up of various components:
* the OPEN SOURCE trolls: these are trolls that may or may not start out being semi-ontopic but usually quickly decay into something wholely irrelevant. there is, at times, an "open source" theme. natalie portman and/or drew barrymore often appear in these.
* the NAKED & PETRIFIED trolls: these trolls usually focus on the petrification of cute teenaged girls, hot young actresses, men and feminazis. these trolls usually involve the turning to stone of these groups. natalie portman often appear in these.
* the GRITS trolls: these trolls exclusively deal with the various aspects of grits-pouring. these trolls will almost always include the grits being poured down one's pants.
* the X trolls: i won't mention them by name, because they are proprietary. going too deeply into the issue would ruin it for you. they know who they are.
* the MEEPT trolls: none of the above.
the various trolls of the slashdot trolling project have their own release schedule, which lets the troll authors compose their works as the inspiration hits. from time to time two trolls organize a collaborative troll. the most recent collaborative troll was "OPEN SOURCE COLLABORATION."
* the short future of the trolls.
we have been doing a lot of work infrastructure-wise and sometimes we have failed to be very communicative about it. it is our fault, and we need to do a better of job at telling people what we have been up to.
ideally, we want to make our trolls perfect, easy, small (or long), intuitive, resource friendly, portable, maintainable, funnier, entertaining, productive, and the ultimate of the ultimates.
we will ideally try to get the following features in the next major release of our trolls:
* less on-topicness
* more inflammatory
* more gender neutrality (we are sensitive to the concerns of the feminazi movement here on slashdot)
* multi-size panel, smoother icons, more panel types, nicer art work.
* the long term future of the trolls
ultimately our goals are to open source hot young actresses, men, cute teenage girls and feminazis as well as to turn them into stone.
we also wish to eventually drain all moderation points out of the system.
* how you can help.
* moderate the shit out of us!
* respond extensively to our trolls!
* become a troll yourself!
* send us money!
* send us pictures of hot young actresses, cute teenage girls, men and feminazis!
thank you.
poseur
i would like to take this opportunity to extend an invitation to the "naked & petrified guy" to work with me on an open source transformation method. this formula could be used to transform cute teenage girls, hot young actresses, men and feminazis into stone.
this method would be orders of magnitude faster than using the scientifically proven magic petrification ray which is standard equipment on every aibo, thanks to the efforts of the "naked & petrified guy." not that the scientifically proven magic petrification ray is a bad thing... it serves its current purpose quite well. the thing is, who wants to wait for their hot young actress/cute teenage girl/man/feminazi to be petrified? i sure don't!
thank you... may all of your feminazis/men/cute teenage girls/hot young actresses be petrified!
anyone who has read any of the naked and petrified posts knows that the "q" spams are not his style. what are you, jealous?
he's not the guy doing the "q" spamming. now think about what you just said to him and tell us all what makes you so much better than the "q" spammer after having posted such comments?