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  1. Re:buwhahahah on Is Windows Ready For Joe Longneck? · · Score: 1

    But then again your mouse isn't a real mouse. As I said REAL mice have five buttons. 10 is simply redundant (in a bad way).

  2. Re:buwhahahah on Is Windows Ready For Joe Longneck? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Repeat after me. REAL mice have FIVE buttons...

    The buttons on a mice shall not be six, nor shall it be four. It shall be five.
    Three is right out. Five shall be the numbers of buttons on a mouse.

  3. Re:Yes but on GeForce FX Reviews Roll In · · Score: 1

    A is better then B, B is better than C, C is better than D but D is better then A.

    Would this be possible? I say it is, because being better is not simply a number you can compare.

  4. Re:Grep it instead! on Using gzip As A Spam Filter · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just egrep for '(penis|enlarge|money|auction|cash|advance|fortune )'. And hope no hot babes email you complimenting your penis, or mention they want their breasts enlarged, offer you money, auction off your award winning lego collection or anything like that.

  5. In related news on 98% of DNS Queries at the Root Level are Unnecessary · · Score: 4, Funny

    74.4% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

  6. Re:Watch out slashdot trolls!!! on Web Site Sues Annoying Pest Troll · · Score: 1

    You must be joking. Trolls here are about as original as cottage cheese.

  7. Re:Hey, gang! Want some karma? on Brain Surgery Robot Running Linux · · Score: 1

    But then they're be only one thread!

  8. Re:even if it's "half finished".... on Mozilla Project Hurt by Apple's Decision to use KH · · Score: 1

    For mail we have mutt, for IRC we have xchat or irssi or BX or epic, for composing we have vim. All highly flexible tools perfectly suitable for each job.

    I bet you haven't tried to keep up with a conversation amount friends with about 300 emails in an hour with mail.yahoo.com

  9. Re:even if it's "half finished".... on Mozilla Project Hurt by Apple's Decision to use KH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    As he said, it's a browser. Browsers browse the web. They browse. They do not compose, send emails, nor do they chat or keep books with addresses.

  10. Re:Yahoo! on Judge Rules that Kazaa can be Sued · · Score: 1

    So that means any pr0n site could be sued to by Iran/Iraq/whatever 'cause it's against Islamic laws? This simply is getting silly. Somebody ought to slap them with a banana.

  11. Re:And so it begins once again..... on Judge Rules that Kazaa can be Sued · · Score: 1

    How about outlawing money? It facilitates a huge amount of cocaine going up your nose..

  12. Re:Its name is Mudd on Linux-Based Bar-Monkey · · Score: 1

    Had a bit too much of the Monkey, eh?

  13. Re:Cheap liquor? on Linux-Based Bar-Monkey · · Score: 1
    oh wait, that's the wimpiest drink, I mean:
    SELECT index FROM drinks ORDER BY amount_of_alcohol DESC LIMIT 1;
  14. Re:Cheap liquor? on Linux-Based Bar-Monkey · · Score: 1
    Well, everybody who uses it needs to have an account, so their age can be checked or something? Ah who cares, just pass me a
    SELECT index FROM drinks ORDER BY amount_of_alcohol LIMIT 1;
    Thanks chuck.
  15. Re:They say habitable... on Habitable Planets May Be Common · · Score: 2, Funny
    [...] all life as WE know it. [...]

    Analysis, Mister Spock!

    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
    not as we know it,
    not as we know it.
    It's life, Jim, but not as we know it,
    not as we know it, Captain.

    [...]

    Prepare pathetic aliens:
    Ha-ha! We come in peace, shoot to kill,
    shoot to kill,
    shoot to kill.
    We come in peace, shoot to kill,
    shoot to kill, men.
  16. Re:I dunno, but maybe... on Ring Tones Will Save the Music Industry · · Score: 1

    "America is like the basement underneath a really lowsy party."
    --Robin Will^W^WNobody yet

  17. Re:I dunno, but maybe... on Ring Tones Will Save the Music Industry · · Score: 1

    And this is different from the USA how?

  18. Re:Marklar on Apple Win32 to OS X Porting Guide · · Score: 1
    It MUST be super-stable for professional use.

    Since when has M$ Office even been even remotely stable? When writing documentation or reports at home, using StarOffice or OpenOffice I just start typing and I save it once I'm done. This habit comes back to haunt me when I need to use M$ Office at school.

    Example at home:
    *write write*
    *done*
    *save*
    *do interesting stuff*

    at school:
    START: *write*
    *crash*
    Curses.
    goto START;
  19. Re:They missed one... on Top Ten Web-Design Mistakes of 2002 · · Score: 1
    Perhaps you have trouble understanding:
    a method of adding information to the text indicating the logical components of a document

  20. Re:They missed one... on Top Ten Web-Design Mistakes of 2002 · · Score: 1

    XML is about the layout (in this case structure, which is a form of layout) of data.

    I think you need to reread that little quote from dictionary.com.

  21. Re:They missed one... on Top Ten Web-Design Mistakes of 2002 · · Score: 1
    " No they don't. You seem to think that html is a layout language, it isn't. It encodes meaning, nt presentation. "

    This is where you're wrong. HTML (Hyper Text Markup Language) is meant for just that. It describes the layout of a document.
  22. Re:I wonder... on In-Depth Look At Matrix Previews · · Score: 1

    Take the hint from xsomething above. Use the sticks to grab out all the big hunks, then drink the liquid part. It's how most asians do it. And me, when I visit my Cantonese friend and his mom makes me eat soup :}

  23. Re:I wonder... on In-Depth Look At Matrix Previews · · Score: 1

    Who needs a spoon? All you need is two sticks. "Eating soup with sticks?" I hear you thinking, yes, eating soup with sticks.

  24. Re:don't be hypocritical! on All schools In Denmark switching to Linux · · Score: 1

    Just for the record: I hate soccer/football, they're a bunch of overpaid sissies. They were rightfully not in the World Cup. They sucked and still do.

    But don't blame me for the souvenier labeling, it's probably because that saves 8 chars, which saves allot of ink. It's other people which do these things and I try correcting it when possible, but it's fighting against ignorance, which is almost impossible.

    It's like referring to the US of A as California.

  25. Re:This just in. Denmark part of Axis of Evil on All schools In Denmark switching to Linux · · Score: 1

    Don't forget euthenasia and the legal prostitutes.