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Ring Tones Will Save the Music Industry

tabdelgawad writes "Well, not quite, but according to Jay A. Samit, senior vice president for new media at music label EMI Group PLC, quoted in this Washington Post article, "This is huge. This is the largest growth area for music companies and our artists". The article goes on to prove two facts we already know: that the music industry is greedy (already asking for a bigger slice of this pie!) and that the porn industry is a prime innovator in marketing and technology :-)"

253 comments

  1. but will you have to pay royalties by reezle · · Score: 5, Funny

    But will you have to pay royalties if your phone rings in a crowd, and others hear it?

    Going off in a theatre is bad enough, but just imagine if it rang in a taxi-cab!

    1. Re:but will you have to pay royalties by MrLint · · Score: 3, Funny

      This is a huge new opening of the analog hole. The real money for the RIAA will be selling federally mandated DRM helmets:)

    2. Re:but will you have to pay royalties by freeweed · · Score: 2

      Aren't there more people in a theatre than in a cab, in general?

      Or do you ride around in those clown cabs frequently?

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    3. Re:but will you have to pay royalties by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 2, Informative
      " Aren't there more people in a theatre than in a cab, in general? Or do you ride around in those clown cabs frequently?"

      That cabs thing was a reference to a recent article where the music industry was harassing taxi companies for playing music in the taxi without paying royalties.

    4. Re:but will you have to pay royalties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't there more people in a theatre than in a cab, in general?

      Not if the theatre is playing Rob Schneider's "The Hot Chick" :)

    5. Re:but will you have to pay royalties by Lasalas · · Score: 1

      And if the window's open, and you're in the middle of times square...

    6. Re:but will you have to pay royalties by pyrros · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But will you have to pay royalties if your phone rings in a crowd, and others hear it?

      That would be a good thing. I'd love to see the idiots in movie theaters who don't put ther phones on silent/vibra mode pay big $$$ for spoiling my movie ;-)

  2. I can do this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's no way I could write a great symphony. I might pull out a hit pop single, given enough time and some dance moves. But a great ring tone? No problem.

  3. Only two problems I see with this... by JPhule · · Score: 0, Interesting


    First, I already hate it when someone leaves their phone on in a movie or quiet resturant... now I have to be subjected to their music tastes too? This is like carrying a little ghetto blaster with you wherever you go.



    And second, I just bought a new phone that came with something loaded on it as the ring, and I can't figure it out because I'm not 16 and I don't listen to top 40 radio.



    If you like your music that much, get a frickin iPod or Rio and keep it to yourself.

  4. Humiliating by anaesthetica · · Score: 5, Funny

    What worse way to become musically recognized:

    "I take good songs, and translate them into annoying beeps. I'm proud of that and would like to publicly take credit for it."

    Then again, with the general level of quality that the music industry expects of it new up-and-coming groups, he just may be able to get that fat record deal he's always been hoping for.

    1. Re:Humiliating by ttyRazor · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just imagine how bad the music will get when they start writing it to be easily made into recognizable ringtones

    2. Re:Humiliating by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 3, Funny

      > "I take good songs, and translate them into annoying beeps.

      Hhmm... You must mean the "Puff Daddy" Remix.

    3. Re:Humiliating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean they don't do that already?!

  5. until by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    ring tones become p2p ware and the music industry use this as a new excuse to close down p2p.

  6. What's the difference? by bdesham · · Score: 5, Funny
    Then:
    (cell phone rings with boring tone)
    Everyone else in the room: Turn your f*cking phone off!
    Now:
    (cell phone rings with the #1 song on the charts)
    Everyone else in the room: Turn your f*cking phone off!
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    1. Re:What's the difference? by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You missed something:

      Then:

      (cell phone rings, owner picks up immediately)
      Everyone else in the room isn't bothered.

      Now:

      (cell phone rings with irritating tune, owner leaves it on until it's finished playing so everyone know what great taste in music he/she has)
      Everyone else in the room: Must....KILL! KILL! KILL!!!..
    2. Re:What's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Duh, the second time you paid $0.50.

    3. Re:What's the difference? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The reality, as I observed it:

      Then: Phone rings with annoying beep.
      Everyone in room reaches for his phone.

      Now: Phone rings with annoying melody.
      Everyone in room, not remembering whether they programmed that melody for a certain caller or not, reaches for his phone.

  7. So... by Squidgee · · Score: 1
    Do we get DDR tracks on our cellphones?

    It might even be less annoying than when someone comes in with a rap song on their phone and people get the wrong idea. Think about it:

    Beep Beep Beep.
    "Sorry Jimmy, but you can't have that Eminem CD; those words he uses are too dirty. See how they've censored them all?"

    1. Re:So... by wastaz · · Score: 1

      Do we get DDR tracks on our cellphones?

      There is already DDR ringtones ^_^ I'm using one right now.

    2. Re:So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beep Beep Beep.
      "Sorry Jimmy, but you can't have that Eminem CD; those words he uses are too dirty. See how they've censored them all?"


      Have you ever actually encountered someone that stupid? If so, I suggest that you stop working overtime at the mental hospital.

  8. I dunno, but maybe... by Lysol · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My brother lives in Tokyo and actually made some ring tones for Yamaha over there early this year. I thought it was weird cuz it seemed like such a big deal over there. Besides their phones being about 5-10 years ahead of ours (for real), they had a completely different attitude about it. They threw a huge party for the release there. He's a dj too, so they supported him spinning and had their ads and stuff all over - I guess kinda like a record release almost.

    But it seems tho that since we're so behind here that that won't materialize like it has overseas - and not just Japan, but in a lot of other wireless countries. I dunno, our attitude and recording industry cartel just seems different here; hard to say what will happen..

    1. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Apreche · · Score: 2, Insightful

      because in Japan a ringtone isn't annoying beeps. It's frickin' mp3 quality.
      I don't know about you, but when I find new cool techno music I throw a party.

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    2. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Lysol · · Score: 2

      yah, their stuff there rocks. not just the music tho, the graphics. and not just the phones either but so much other stuff.

      after my brother showed me the video they shot, i thought Yamaha throwing a party like that was pretty cool. looked just like any other club goin off. sux to be us with the annoying nokia standard ringer i guess..

    3. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shoot me now. "We're so behind here...." What the heck are you talking about? And some moderators gave this a +2? Or, is your value system so screwed up that "ring tone....!!!...profit!" makes sense to you?

      I'm in the US, so apologies if this makes no sense to you, you ring tone freaks. It's a sad fact when the biggest growth area for the music industry is...ring tones. What a freakin, utter embarrasment. Not better "CDs". Not video sales of music videos. Not games. Not web broadcasting. Not independent film licensing. Not commercial uses in restaurants or small shops.

      Ring tones. Woo hoo!! We're saved! Ring tones.

      And the utterly ridiculous claim hat we are "behind"... Let's spin it this way. What a relief it was for me when I discovered that an industry's ring tone release was such a big deal that they promo it like a record release. I mean, hell, that'll pull our economies up by the bootstraps. Create tons of good jobs. Will distribute the wealth well, meaningfully, and deservedly...we all know how well the RIAA has treated other industry areas as rivals, I mean, potential business allies.

      Europe et al. had GSM for 10 years. The cell phone boom in the US started in earnest 5 years ago. We're behind, yet we have some of the best technology around. Not ubiquitous, but that's not to be confused with being "behind" technologically or in marketability.

      Now, if you're excuse me, there is something of considerable better worth than ring tones on cartoon network right now....

    4. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by leighklotz · · Score: 2

      I have a Danger Hiptop / T-Mobile Sidekick and I don't think it's 5 years behind Japanese phones. It has a real keyboard, which is not as important in Japan, but is important here if you actually want to do e-mail or web searches or IM. Yes, it can do SMS if you can find one of the other 3 people in the US who can use it, but it also does AOL IM and thus you can talk to just about anybody. It's also $40/mo for unlimited data, plus more phone minutes that I can use (though if you yammer you will probably want to upgrade to the $60 plan).

      Drawbacks: grayscale screen instead of color. Although it's done in Java, the SDK is not open -- blame Deutchse Telekom, though, not the US industry, for that one.

      I think the device fares quite well compared to Japan's Java-enabled color phones, because it has a real keyboard and real applications that are useful. If I want to play Tetris in color, I'd get a game boy.

      And yes, it has Beatnik 12-voice polyphonic ringtones that sound great.

    5. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Lysol · · Score: 4, Interesting

      +2 by default. And behind because we're not interested in the micro like other parts of the world (SUVs vs. Japanese/European 'compacts'); desktop internet vs. cell phone internet, etc.
      And because our corporations find it much more lucrative to stifle new technology for 'just good enough' stuff. If you don't think this is true, you should read some of the articles available on how the FCC screws the public over by pandering to the every wish of the media and phone companies, which have no desire to create better networks for their subscribers. We're behind, and that's a fact! We get very little for our spectrum that the FCC just gives away..

    6. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The questions me must then ask is: is this really THAT important? The answer: No. Let the Japanese have their ring-tone release parties.

    7. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Golias · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, we are "behind" because, unlike Europe and Japan, we don't get overcharged out the ass for land-line calls. Mobile phone adoption was slow in the US because Americans are used to local phone service being damn near free.

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    8. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by nomadic · · Score: 2

      As much as all the Europeans and Japanphiles would love to think us behind in some way, we're not. Japanese and European cell phone customers have certain features because there's a demand. That's it. It's not like the technology to create it isn't here. Hell, we invented the damn technology.

    9. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Size doesn't matter sweetheart. It's what you do with it.

    10. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its amazing what you can put in a phone when you don't need a barrery to power a radio to hit a cell twoer 10 miles away. The Docomo system is very low power....

    11. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by desdemona · · Score: 1
      Yes, it can do SMS if you can find one of the other 3 people in the US who can use it

      Aaaaagh! That's the problem. In the UK, everybody uses SMS. The other day, my mother got a text from her friend saying that she should check her email. It's moments like that that make me realise I'm living in the 21st century after all. I mean, my mother checking her email? What next, flying cars?

    12. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 2

      Technology for cellphones/wireless comes from the USA? Nah...

      Anyways, I'd say the USA and (to a lesser degree) Europe are lagging behind Japan, not so much with the technology itself but the things we do with it. I spent most of last year in Japan, and I see much of the cool stuff they had over there, emerge in Europe only now, a year later. Things like ubiquitous and cheap wireless Internet access, MIDI ringtones, MMS, cellphones with camera's in them...

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    13. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by StillAnonymous · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh, admit it, you're lagging behind in all kinds of useless technologies! If you were with the times, you could be transmitting the smell of your flatulence over the airways to your also-up-to-date cellphone-weilding buddy!

      Or you could be using a tiny joystick to paint tiny little pictures on your tiny little phone to send to some tiny little friend. Isn't that USEFUL?!

    14. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      utterly ridiculous claim hat we are "behind"... Let's spin it this way.

      This whole thread is funny.

      Dude have you even even been outside of the USA?

      The thing lots of American never seem to get is that America doesn't look like the #1 place in the world to live to most of the rest of the world. Seriously. Go outside your borders for a change, even take a stroll up to freaking Canada. America looks primitive, dirty, and anarchic to most of the rest of us. Oh, your elites have some nice places to be sure, but as far as the ordinary folk go, no chance. I'd take an apartment in Denmark by preference.

    15. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1, Troll

      cool techno music is an oxymoron. Come to think of it, so are you.

    16. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by leighklotz · · Score: 1

      Yes, everybody uses SMS in Europe. And it has a charge model and a 160 (or 255)character limit. In the US, people use instant messaging, which is trying to develop a business model, but at least it's not a per-click charge. Plus it interoperaes with desktop systems that people already use. So, if GPRS and its competition do become the norm in the US, then I predict that IM will win over SMS.

    17. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by susano_otter · · Score: 1

      And you would know "cool" how?

      Special insight gained from posting arbitrary, witless flames?

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    18. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1, Troll

      I know cool by a complete lack of Japanese influence.

      Japanese pop culture is decidedly uncool if you do not wish to support a racist, corporatist modern-day feudal state. In Japan today, instead of being owned by the daimyo, you are now owned by your employer. The children are pacified with toys and hello kitty type shit. Fuck that.

    19. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      What does that have to do with the (un)coolness of techno music?

      On the other hand, your belief that nothing good can come out of Japan is charmingly naive.

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    20. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Walterk · · Score: 1

      And this is different from the USA how?

    21. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Walterk · · Score: 1

      "America is like the basement underneath a really lowsy party."
      --Robin Will^W^WNobody yet

    22. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      I'm just as guilty of consumerism as any other USian. Good things can come out of Japan, in fact they are superior to everyone but the USA at manufacturing, but they can keep their rotting, filthy, racist, feudal culture. We've got our own rotting, filthy, racist, feudal culture to worry about.

    23. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 2

      it's really not... We that live in the USA end up supporting our culture by default, and that's bad enough. Why should I choose to support another plastic nation because they have cool cell phones?

    24. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jwhitt10@swbell.net is a moron. nobody likes jwhitt10@swbell.net.

    25. Re:I dunno, but maybe... by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      Fair enough, but I'm still trying to figure out what any of this has to do with the coolness (or not) of techno music.

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      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

  9. Ring tone piracy by shawkin · · Score: 2, Funny

    Expect a phone call from the RIAA When you answer it, you get threatened with a DCMA lawsuit for infringing the intellectual property of a long dead classical composer.

  10. The point is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that they already get money from the tones, but they want more. It's like when somebody tells you to give him something and he gives you money in exchange, and next time you ask for more money and more and more.

  11. Dirty troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be FANTASTIC if the music labels kept their music under lock and key, to make sure nobody would hear it.

    Sadly for humanity, that's not what they want...

  12. HEY IGGIT! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GM owns the design of my car, but I own the car itself. I can loan it out to whom ever I choose, paint it any color I like, drive it as fast or as slow as I want.

    So use a better fucking analogy.

    Asshole.

  13. And then... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Interesting
    ... some smartass oriental company will introduce a cell phone where the owner can either key-in his own ring-tone, or download via USB or whatnot a MP-3 to be used as such.

    Of course, you can expect the RIAA to try to have it outlawed...

    1. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can already do that with all nokia's for the last 3 years. For fucks sake how far are you lot behind the entire world???

    2. Re:And then... by mijok · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, that's already possible. Many European operators have webpages for phone subscribers where they can compose their own tunes and then send them to their phones.

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    3. Re:And then... by el_flynn · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This is probably true in most asian as well as european countries: the cellphone market is dominated by a few major players: Nokia, Motorola, Siemens to name a few. Most of the phones released in the last two or three years already have the capability you're talking about. And yes, the ring-tone business is definitely big bucks in these parts of the woods.

      For example, this site offers downloadable ringtones as well as screen savers and a bunch of other stuff. And this site provides "Free ringtones for Alcatel, Ericsson, Nokia, Motorola, Panasonic, Philips, Samsung, Sanyo, Siemens and Sony mobile phones".

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    4. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, "we lot" have those same phones, and have had them for 3 years. Get off your high horse. The sun set on the British Empire about a hundred years ago.

    5. Re:And then... by mnbjhguyt · · Score: 1

      they're been out for a while. siemens c55 can record sounds to use as ringtones, and can also play polyphonic tones.

      as for copyright, a couple of years ago in italy mobile phone companies stopped giving downloadable ringtones from their sites for free, or they would have had to pay royalties.

    6. Re:And then... by Captain+Nitpick · · Score: 1
      ... some smartass oriental company will introduce a cell phone where the owner can either key-in his own ring-tone...

      I remember sitting in a quiet sitting area in the local university's student center several months ago. There was a guy about 20 feet away programming the Super Mario Bros. theme into his cell phone.

      If you think cell phones are annoying now, wait until you've heard the first five notes of a song repeated as a person tries to find the next note by trial and error.

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    7. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hhhh...but my Noki 3160 lets me link up via IR and upload ringtones to it. The ringtone software also will convert MIDIs into their ringtone format. Most converted MIDIs sound like crap...but all of my Devo ringtones actually came out pretty clean.

    8. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wish bitch

    9. Re:And then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Now I understand why I can't find any ringtones on the website for my Sony-Ericsson phone.

      They used to be there before Sony got in.

    10. Re:And then... by satanami69 · · Score: 2

      Have any sites that can send me the Zelda theme song for the Nokia 3360 for free?

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  14. Re:Are you all idiots??? by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1

    Yeah!!

    To all you fools out there driving Saturn SC2's from 1994, PAY UP!!

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  15. Its sad by anonymous+coword · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Im fine with the 35 ring tones that came with my Nokia 3310 Phone, and tone codes are everywhere on the internet, but there are all the stupid losers who phone £1.50/minute 0906 numbers to get a bastardised beeping version of the latest chart hit.

    With Processing power on Mobile Phones getting better, it would make sense to be able to play REAL Sound files. A 20-30 second sound mp3 file could easily fit on a phone, and it could be worth the price of around £2 per mini song, but not a couple of silly beeps

    Landline phones are starting to get more spiced up, the singing lizard phone for example. But they are FREAKING PHONES after all, and they are supposed to go RING RING, not beep beep beep beep beep beep beep, leave that to Ellen Fiess!

    1. Re:Its sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New phones in Asia pretty much all have the option of polyphonic ringtones. They have real speakers, and some will play real sound files (others will play something like an FM-synth MIDI sequence). The ringtones sound much less jarring than the normal ones, but unfortunately, that means that it's easier to have the sound blend into background noise. Still, I find the polyphonic ones preferable to the beepy ones.

    2. Re:Its sad by n3m6 · · Score: 2

      already does on a sony cmd-j70 .. recordable voice ring .. you could even record a song to it. plays at very low quality.. but its alright.

    3. Re:Its sad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think memory is the problem. A speaker which can play music at a loud enough volume is. My Nokia 5510 has 64 MB Ram usable for mp3s or as a portable drive via USB. But it can't play mp3s as a ring tone, would make it even more uber cool.

  16. Don't Hold Your Breath by limekiller4 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the article:
    Approximately 50 percent of Europeans under the age of 30 have downloaded ring tones, according to Stonefield, who believes the U.S. market is ripe for similar growth. "There is no way that kind of distribution is going to be held back; it is a real social trend," he said.

    Yes, it is a social trend, but not a U.S. one.

    Most of the fads we see tend to have some obvious -- if obnoxious -- logic to it. Macarena? Catchy and annoying as all get-out. Pokemon? Competition, community, kids running around saying dumb things (which is precisely what kids are supposed to do). Micro RC cars? Cute and disturbingly entertaining to everyone but our employers and cats. I could go on for quite some time but because I wish to annoy you, the gracious reader, as little as possible, I'll get right to the point.

    What do frickin' ringtones offer?

    "Oh, hey! Cool, Rock Me Amadaeus as a ringtone! Sweet! ... Hm. Hey, so anyway, did you watch Friends last night?..."

    This is not a U.S. phenomenon and it won't ever be a U.S. phenominon. I'm not trying to imply that the United States is somehow more sophisticated, I'm suggesting that Americans tend to view cellphones ringing about as enjoyable as listening to a car alarm going off. And not because they're boring, monotone and tedious, either. We dislike the phone because it represents an interruption, rendered jarringly, like an audial ICQ popup (though I'm told they don't do that anymore).

    Again, from the article:
    "This is huge," said Jay A. Samit, senior vice president for new media at music label EMI Group PLC. "This is the largest growth area for music companies and our artists."

    This is a sign that companies are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel, not the bleeding edge of the Next Great Thing.

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    1. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Lysol · · Score: 2

      It's 10000% the cool factor. Why have 'just a phone' when u can have one that plays your favorite tunes, has a anime cat waving a letter when u get email, a scroll wheel, fat full color screens (yah i know, we're just getting them now), or letting u answer a call and then switch to video mode (the video mode thing is coming soon, if not already there). This is all stuff I've seen in Japan where they're all into personalizing the cool stuff. And it was some fat shit. Who want's to ride in a Audi TT when u can cruise in a souped up, 'average' Civic with 3-D GPS display, CD/DVD, heads up on the windshield and tv screens for the people in the back seats?! Guess that's not the US approach tho..

    2. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Rhubarb+Crumble · · Score: 1
      I'm not trying to imply that the United States is somehow more sophisticated, I'm suggesting that Americans tend to view cellphones ringing about as enjoyable as listening to a car alarm going off. And not because they're boring, monotone and tedious, either. We dislike the phone because it represents an interruption, rendered jarringly, like an audial ICQ popup (though I'm told they don't do that anymore).

      If ring tones are a european thing, how come it's always americans that bitch about people leaving their phone on (or even having conversations) in cinemas? I've NEVER heard a phone go off in a cinema over here... (then again, many cinemas do show a little "turn your phone off NOW" reminder splash after the adverts, and it obviously works). Or do I just go to cinemas frequented only by considerate people?

    3. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Most of the fads we see tend to have some obvious -- if obnoxious -- logic to it. Macarena? Catchy and annoying as all get-out. Pokemon? Competition, community, kids running around saying dumb things (which is precisely what kids are supposed to do). Micro RC cars? Cute and disturbingly entertaining to everyone but our employers and cats. I could go on for quite some time but because I wish to annoy you, the gracious reader, as little as possible, I'll get right to the point.

      What do frickin' ringtones offer?


      They have been very popular in europe and are now on their way out ;) Thank god for that, cause they will eventually freak you out when you're hearing the latest and greatest of some hillbilly tune from an old lady on the bus.
      This is not a U.S. phenomenon and it won't ever be a U.S. phenominon. I'm not trying to imply that the United States is somehow more sophisticated, I'm suggesting that Americans tend to view cellphones ringing about as enjoyable as listening to a car alarm going off. And not because they're boring, monotone and tedious, either. We dislike the phone because it represents an interruption, rendered jarringly, like an audial ICQ popup (though I'm told they don't do that anymore).

      And you don't think anyone finds it anoying over here? And therefore people won't like it? Mmmmkay.
      As a lot of other new mobile phone trends they started with teenagers using it, and then grew onto the general public (like SMS). The only thing stopping this thing from anoying you too within the next 6-12 months might be that most US phones propably don't support custom ringing signals, since most of them are ancient crap (or so i hear :)).

    4. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm not trying to imply that the United States is somehow more sophisticated, I'm suggesting that Americans tend to view cellphones ringing about as enjoyable as listening to a car alarm going off. And not because they're boring, monotone and tedious, either. We dislike the phone because it represents an interruption, rendered jarringly, like an audial ICQ popup (though I'm told they don't do that anymore).

      Living in Japan I like to think that Americans are more sophisticated, but its easier for me to *not* see the people in America who would go all goofy over a new ring melody. Here I see people who I thought I respected get all excited about their new melody and wonder what the world is coming to... right now ringing melodies are number 5 on the Japan Google Zeitgeist

      As for people being annoyed by the phones, It is considered the end-all of rudeness to talk on a phone in the train here (but not to your friend next to you ?) but I have been in busienss meetings where the main speaker beings the meeting to a grinding halt for 5 minutes to answer his phone. It seems to be accepted pratice.

    5. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HUD on the windshield? Does that exist? Where can I get it? Holy crap!

    6. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Repran · · Score: 0

      "This is a sign that companies are literally scraping the bottom of the barrel, not the bleeding edge of the Next Great Thing." It's 3.3 Billion $US in earnings. If these are the leftovers you frown upon because it is not an US trend, you are absolutely snotnosed.

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    7. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Why the fuck would I want a big full color screen on a phone? It makes about as much sense as attaching an ice machine to a women's purse.

      I want two things from my phone: 1) For it to work. 2) For it to be as little inconvenience as possible to carry around.

      If I were the sort of person to carry a PDA around all the time anyway, attaching a phone to my PDA would make sense. Ditto for forest workers who always have a GPS on hand. Since I carry neither, for me the perfect phone would be the size of a typical earring, and worn as one. Or perhaps a sub-dermal device in my jaw.

      I don't want to carry around a big honkin' video screen all day, just so I can see a choppy picture of the person I'm talking to (if the happen to own a phone on the same service network).

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    8. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by reddeno · · Score: 1

      "Americans tend to view cellphones ringing about as enjoyable as listening to a car alarm going off."

      That's why.

    9. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I might be mistaken here but I think either Chrysler or some other car company offers that.

      I know that Mercedes is offering an IR camera for night driving (with a HUD fuction) in one of their High end cars, but I haven't seen it in real life yet so no idea how good / bad it actually is.

      M.

    10. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by rmezzari · · Score: 0

      "I'm not trying to imply that the United States is somehow more sophisticated"

      I'm glad you didn't...

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    11. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Iguanaphobic · · Score: 2

      that Americans tend to view cellphones ringing about as enjoyable as listening to a car alarm going off.

      They must really enjoy it then. I sure hear an awful lot of car alarms going off all of the time. So many in fact, that no one even pays attention to them anymore.

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    12. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by dnoyeb · · Score: 2

      Personally I do like my phones man sized and these little dainty 2 finger holdin' numbers just get on my last nerve.

      I like to wrap my fist around the phone when I talk on it.

      Also I would second a law that made all noise makers silenced to vibrate only. I am NOT impressed but only annoyed by the duration these idiots let their stupid phones ring. My pager is on default 'original' beep mode. NOthing more, nothing less.

    13. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're joking, of course, but the attitude you just stated is sadly not very rare.

      Anyone who feels that they _need_ a cool ring tone to feel like hot shit is psychologically immature. Want one to be cool? Fine, whatever. But I've seen teenage brothers and sisters fight over who can use the latest crappy hip hop song as their ring tone. When teenagers fight over something, you KNOW something stupid is going on.

      Meanwhile, I keep my handy Kyocera on vibrate. In a tied-off condom. Up my ass.

    14. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Theom · · Score: 1

      What do frickin' ringtones offer?

      You don't have to take out your phone everytime a phone rings. That's a problem when everyone has one.

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    15. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Pat__ · · Score: 2

      > What do frickin' ringtones offer?

      When my phone is lying around somewhere in the house or in my pocket while I am driving and it rings, ringtones (used with caller groups) allow me to know if it is some friend calling and I can find the phone and check out who later when I am free or some urgent call from work so I know I should interrupt whatever I am doing/pull over and answer or call back asap.

      However this means I use the same meaningful easy to remember ringtones for the last few years.

    16. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Golias · · Score: 2
      I was also a "default ring only" guy... until I took a contract job with the TSA which required all employees to be on the road. When you find yourself in a mobile office of about 200 employees, each required to carry a cell phone so various "home offices" can reach us, you quickly learn the value of different ring tones: It's the only way to tell your phone's ring from everybody elses. Before you suggest "vibrate", understand that it was seldom practical to actually wear the phones while we were working, so they tended to pile up on nearby desks.

      As for "man sized" phones... that's all well and good, except that any phone too big to carry in your jeans pocket requires that you tote around a very un-manly fanny pack, or leave it in your girlfriend's purse all evening.

      Personally, I hate carrying a lot of shit around. During the summer, it's the driver's license, a loose roll of bills (money clips are redundant), one Visa card, a small ring of two keys (car and house), and my phone. Even the smallest currently affordable phone is still probably going to be the biggest thing I carry when the weather is warm.

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    17. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by dmarcov · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ok the subdermal phone is a great idea, right up until you decide to change providers. Considering the service I get from SprintPCS, the idea of them pulling bits out of any part of me (my wallet excepted), is frightning.

    18. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Golias · · Score: 2

      Right... earring phone it is, then. Do you think the early models look like that chunky earpeice that Lt. Uhura wore on the old Star Trek? That would be cool, in a retro-chic kind of way.

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      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    19. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by limekiller4 · · Score: 1

      Pat__ writes:
      "When my phone is lying around somewhere in the house or in my pocket while I am driving and it rings, ringtones (used with caller groups) allow me to know if it is some friend calling and I can find the phone and check out who later when I am free or some urgent call from work so I know I should interrupt whatever I am doing/pull over and answer or call back asap."

      I agree that distinctive rings can be useful and even enjoyable with such advances as polyphonic capabilities, but I don't see it becoming some cultural wave that the article implies. Not here.

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      My .02,
      Limekiller
    20. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by jridley · · Score: 2

      I want two things from my phone: 1) For it to work. 2) For it to be as little inconvenience as possible to carry around.

      Preach it, bro. I just bought my first cell phone this year. I don't use any phone that much, and only typically use about 10 minutes a month even though I've got 300 on my plan.

      The thing that irritated me was that it's almost impossible to get a good quality phone that sounds good without getting one with all this crap on it. The phones that are "just phones" are also "just crap." - they're flimsy and cheap. The phones that aren't flimsy and cheap all have web browsers, Java, and who-knows-what all on them.

      I just want a phone. I think the 30 year old thing is appropriate here; most of my friends above that age don't really give a rat's ass about useless toys, we just want the damn thing to work. The ring tone stuff and all the rest seems to be a teenybopper toy as much as anything else.

    21. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      most US phones propably don't support custom ringing signals, since most of them are ancient crap
      fucking troll. it's pretty much impossible to buy a phone that doesn't support custom ringtones. they're even in the ads for the ghetto freebies that are advertized for people with shit credit (verizon free-up!)
    22. Re:Don't Hold Your Breath by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Ringtones are a flash in the pan. Just like Baby on Board stickers, and leg warmers. It's a fad. Everyone wants them and they pretty soon everyone thinks they're stupid/annoying. And soon no one will want to pay for them, because they're old news.

  17. What about manual input? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Don't some phones let you input tunes manually? Basically by entering a string of characters that represent tones and duration?

    What's to stop people from publishing this list? Would they be slapped with piracy? How long must a ring tone be before it is considered a work? If I play "Bum-bum-bum, ba-da-bum bum" would I get charged for "Pressure" or "Ice Ice Baby"?

    1. Re:What about manual input? by davey_darling · · Score: 1
      "Bum-bum-bum, ba-da-bum bum" would be "Pressure"

      "Bum-bum-bum, ba-da-bum bum Bum" was "Ice Ice Baby" (really!)

      They tried to evade the rip-off charges on the basis of the extra "Bum" at the end.

      Dave.

    2. Re:What about manual input? by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      I have Ice Ice Baby as my ring tone (it has the extra ting at the end). And you can be damn straight I get stared at in a crowd when it goes off - some laugh, some laugh and point. They just don't understand the genius that is Vanilla Ice. Err...Wait a minute...

    3. Re:What about manual input? by yuiop · · Score: 0, Troll

      That site is overloaded. Try this one. This track is particularly bad: aaargh

  18. Are you a simpleton? by g4dget · · Score: 2

    "Ownership" is a legal concept, "greediness" is not. Most people who are greedy do, in fact, own everything legally. Therefore, the music industry's use of the tunes they own can still be greedy. Uncle Scrooge was greedy, but presumably not usually a crook. And greedy behavior is sometimes followed by outlawing formerly legal behavior; loan sharking, for example, is greedy behavior that is now illegal. You see, it's we, the people, who ultimately decide where the boundaries of ownership are, and greediness is one factor we consider in those decisions. Is that simple enough for you to understand or do we need to draw you a map?

    1. Re:Are you a simpleton? by reallocate · · Score: 2

      Loan sharking is illegal because the sharks charge illegally exorbitant interest rates, not because they are greedy. Banks are greedy, too, but their loans are legal.

      And "we, the people" have nothing at all to do with deciding where ownership ends and greed begins. Ownership of something is a real, legal, fact. Greed is a human emotion.

      Where does /. find these people?

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    2. Re:Are you a simpleton? by balloonhead · · Score: 2
      What? If you agree to a contract, and the rates are too high, it's no-one else's problem but your own.

      Until loan-sharking is made illegal.

      The difference is in scale only. They do exactly the same thing that banks do (save for the heavies that come round when you don't pay up...).

      The earlier poster's entire point was the arbitrary definition of "illegally exorbitant". This is an imposed definition. That was his point. You have missed it entirely.

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    3. Re:Are you a simpleton? by g4dget · · Score: 2
      Loan sharking is illegal because the sharks charge illegally exorbitant interest rates, not because they are greedy.

      "Exorbitant" means "greedy" in this context, and that's why we declared it to be illegal.

      And "we, the people" have nothing at all to do with deciding where ownership ends and greed begins.

      We, the people, decide where ownership ends. With real property, it's a constitutional issue. With intellectual property, for the most part, it's not even that. We can change both through the democratic process.

      Ownership of something is a real, legal, fact. Greed is a human emotion.

      That's what I was saying. That's why music companies can both own tunes legally and still be greedy. Get it now?

  19. sure... by SHEENmaster · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    And VHS will kill the movie industry.

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  20. Pirating Ring Tones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have no moral problem with pirating ring tones onto my cell phone.

    1. Re:Pirating Ring Tones by Goldenpi · · Score: 1

      But wait for the technical problems. You cant key in tones, and if piracy does start I expect the networks will lock the phones to only accept new tones from authorised ringtone sellers.

  21. Ah Yes... by insomaniac · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ringtones, THE way to get your music out there if you're a mediocre musician with no originality at all...

    After all, did you ever hear an original ringtone...?

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    1. Re:Ah Yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After all, did you ever hear an original ringtone...?

      Yes, often: everytime I was watching Jay Leno.

      That _was_ an original melody - and during all those episodes of the Tonight Show it was stuffed through my throat so often, it disgusts me so much that I'll never in my life buy a Nokia. Or was it Motorola? ;-)

    2. Re:Ah Yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes I have...

      Or at least it sounded pretty damn original... was supposed to be "Time of the Season" by the Zombies...

      If you've never heard this ringtone... well, you probably have, but didn't know what the hell it was.

  22. I wonder how long this will last by g4dget · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The music industry may be able to make some money off ring tones that are distributed commercially. However, I seriously doubt that they can prevent you from programming whatever ring tones you like into your phone. And many phones now have digital audio recording of ring tones, so, at least technically, you can simply record whatever ring tone you like from whatever source you like, including another phone.

  23. wait for the patents... by jpt.d · · Score: 1

    Everything else seems to have a patent, why not these :-)

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  24. Self Composed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Isn't there any software to let someone make their own melody? Then all we would need is the sheet music, or our own ear. The record companies have the rights to the sheet music I would guess, but they must not have any ownership if I listen to the radio and transcribe it myself.

    What then would be their rights if users began to share their own renditions of top 40 songs for free. I would say it would be analogous to my band making a cover of a top forty song, then allowing people to download my cover mp3 for free... is that illeagal too?

    1. Re:Self Composed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My Japanese cell phone lets me record my own ring... I can either say/sing/play something or just hold it up to a speaker. I'm not actually using this feature right now, but...

  25. Oh, great... by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    ...given the unabashed greed of the music industry, we'll probably have to pay every time our cell phones ring when a copyrighted ringtone is used.

    "Quick! Answer it on the first ring or it's another dollar to the RIAA!"

    ~Philly

  26. Ringtones that play a melody are horrible... by FatSean · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I can't describe why I think it's ghetto, but I do.

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    1. Re:Ringtones that play a melody are horrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think it's because the whole music piece was intended to be played full 5-6 minutes... not 5 seconds of beeps

    2. Re:Ringtones that play a melody are horrible... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they cheapen (sometimes) good music.

  27. This time... by Zekk · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm slowly veering off on a tangent, but I think I'm actually impressed with the music industry - haven't decided yet whether or not that's a good thing. Now that technology can make music free (and available), why not make it omnipresent as well? Commercially, music is already tied to fashion and social identity. What about a signature song that uniquely identifies you? Sure, you can put it on your cell phone...or better still, what if *your* song played every time you called someone else? (Throw this onto other suitable appliances as you will.) For me, someone who wants to be accompanied by a walking bass line at all times, this would be a perk. If you had the money, you could even pay someone to write you that special, identifying song. Maybe the musicians and techno geeks out there should get a piece of this - I'd love to write my own ringtone and put it on my phone, and I doubt I'm the only one. Offer the wireless companies this customization at a less exorbitant rate than the RIAA would, and you'd have a pretty nice offer.

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    1. Re:This time... by John+Hasler · · Score: 2

      > Now that technology can make music free (and
      > available), why not make it omnipresent as
      > well?

      Because 99% of what you and your friends consider great "tunes" I consider obnoxious, intrusive crap. And vice-versa, no doubt.

      > What about a signature song that uniquely
      > identifies you?

      I don't think that the sort of people who are interested in these things want to be unique.

      > ...better still, what if *your* song played
      > every time you called someone else?

      Clever. Audible caller id. I'd find obnoxious, except that I will never own a phone that plays tunes anyway. I might someday be willing to use one that says things like "You have a call from Zekk", though.

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    2. Re:This time... by Quixotic137 · · Score: 1

      For me, the whole point of putting my own ring tone on a phone is that I know when it's my phone ringing instead of the guy next to me. If my ring isn't consistent, I'll have to check my phone every time I hear a phone ring.

  28. Re:Are you all idiots??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The music industry said cassete tapes, cd burners, and mp3s was killing them. (Yet they are still around and making billions) Now they say ringtones will save them. That's different.

    I don't think asking for royalties is greedy. What IS greedy is charging customers up the wazzoo and only giving the artist pocket change. That is greed.

  29. copyright hell by Alien54 · · Score: 2
    It occurs to me that there are a finite set of possible ring tome combinations

    Therefore, someone could create a comprehensive database of all possible ringtone combinations, copyright it, and publish it.

    Then sue the RIAA for infringement.

    ho ho ho

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    "It is a greater offense to steal men's labor, than their clothes"
  30. Re:But then... by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 2

    You'll have to put up with the imperial march every time some random asshole wants to call you. I like the idea of theme music, I used to have IRC scripts that played music in the background when certain people joined, but widespread use of this would be bad. Keep it for the geeks, kill off everyone else.

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  31. You must be unconscious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Ownership" is a legal concept

    sssshhhh. . .don't tell the objectivists that. They call that "Stolen Concept".

  32. Re:Are you all idiots??? by balloonhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
    What if you own the CD - should you pay again to listen to a degraded version? Bugger that, once I've paid royalties I think I have a permanent licence to listen to that particular track. It's the whole time-shift / space-shift thing from another angle. If you own the VHS, is it piracy to download the DivX?

    Legally, maybe; morally, definitely not piracy.

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  33. Well .. in the UK by brightertimes · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I live in the UK where cellphones are very big, it's pretty much reached mass penetration now. Everyage group has mobile phones, even my grandmother has! In the UK a couple of years back pre-pay phones took off big style and there was a very big price war with handsets going for as little as $45 with no contract. Now.. the companies are finding it very difficult due to the amount of phones that have been sold people are not as keen to upgrade them as they would like. Except for the geek/uber stylish crowd everyone is pretty happy with their handsets. Now, because the lack of handsets being sold the mobile phone companies are in trouble due to: Paying ££££ billions to the uk goverment so they can have the spectrum for 3g phones. Vast market penetration of mobile phones already and a majority are not willing to upgrade Lot of people on pre-pay and using phones for "emergency use only", operators find it hard to break even. So...... all the networks are betting their bottom line on things like ring tones, downloadable screensavers (!!), logo graphics and picture messaging. Already ringtones are the such like have boosted profits in the shorterm, but I think picture messaging will (hopefully) be the saviour ... or job cuts abound :)

  34. Mega Bass cellphones by Animats · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Ringtones are currently moving from polyphonic (MIDI-type) formats to compressed audio (MP3-type) formats. This requires much better audio output at the handset. (Plus, of course, more rights from the RIAA. MIDI only requires a license from the songwriter, and those are cheap.)

    So we need subwoofers for cell phones. Or at least speakers that can go down to 100Hz or so, to get rid of that tinny sound. Of course, you need some high notes so people can find the cellphone; with nothing but bass, the wavelength is too long for localization.

    1. Re:Mega Bass cellphones by amokk · · Score: 2, Funny

      Our cellphones need subwoofers as bad as our cats need bricks tied to their heads.

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    2. Re:Mega Bass cellphones by thogard · · Score: 1

      By the end of 2003 there will be a phone with some sort of "bass bost" and I expect it will sell. The question is, will it be from Sony of Nokia or one of the new Asian startups? My POS Nokis 8310 has a built in FM radio but you can't listen to it unless you have the car kit or hands free kit plugged in. Why they can't route the sound do the main speaker, I'll never know but someone decided it had to use the exteranal speaker. I suspect the next verion of it will have a bass boost as well.

  35. Copyrighted how ? by dackroyd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Can someone please explain why the music labels feel that they deserve to get any cash for these ring tones ? I am not a copyright lawyer, but I have been connected with most of the arguments.

    AFAIK this is a classic example of a (remotely) derived work, and lets face it a phone going dee-da-da-dee-da is not in really remotely related to or produced from the actual music that they phone melody makers are trying to reproduce.

    The ring tones don't use any samples from the music and the music composition is totally different, both through different timing of the notes and through playing only one (or a couple) of notes at a time. Therefore the person who makes the phone ring tone is making a completely new piece of work and shouldn't need to give any cash for the permission to distribute it.

    The only thing that you could even try and argue is under copyright is the songs name, which would/should get laughed out of any court.

    So although it looks like a nice revenue stream for the music industry, why should they get any cash ?

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    "Free software as in beer, copy protection as in racket" - Telsa Gwynne
    1. Re:Copyrighted how ? by drsparkly · · Score: 1

      I worked at BlueSkyFrog for a while and they got busted early on for distributing ringtones based on songs.

      The ring tones don't use any samples from the music and the music composition is totally different, both through different timing of the notes and through playing only one (or a couple) of notes at a time. Therefore the person who makes the phone ring tone is making a completely new piece of work and shouldn't need to give any cash for the permission to distribute it.

      You could say the same for a band releasing a cover version of some other artists song, couldn't you? They could use totally different instruments and arrangements but they still have to pay royalties to the artist who wrote the song.

    2. Re:Copyrighted how ? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


      No, you're wrong. If the melody is recognizable, the copyright owner has a pretty good case against you. (And if it isn't, then it's not a very good ringtone.)

      Creating a ringtone that tries to sound like a pre-existing piece of music is clearly not making a completely new work. It's making an arrangement of someone else's art, and the originator of that art deserves compensation.

    3. Re:Copyrighted how ? by dackroyd · · Score: 2

      No, you're wrong. If the melody is recognizable, the copyright owner has a pretty good case against you. (And if it isn't, then it's not a very good ringtone.)

      How different would a ring tone have to be before it was't covered by copyright ? Personally I'd say that they're already very different from the music they're imitating.

      Creating a ringtone that tries to sound like a pre-existing piece of music is clearly not making a completely new work. It's making an arrangement of someone else's art, and the originator of that art deserves compensation.

      Can you point to any laws or precedent set in either US or UK law for this ? (I'm not saying your wrong, it's just that I haven't seen any evidence backing that argument up)

      It's making an arrangement of someone else's art

      Yep, that's what I'm wondering about, the arrangement is different and the notes are different - although it sounds similar why shouldn't it be treated as a new work ? Otherwise you could argue that as all modern Pop music sounds the same (to my ears at least) and so new Pop songs should have to pay royalties to similar the artists that have made similar songs.
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      "Free software as in beer, copy protection as in racket" - Telsa Gwynne
  36. Copyrighted phone numbers by BSDevil · · Score: 2
    These guys decided to assign a tone to each integer less than ten and some other chsracters and run the whole mess through a combination generator, generating a series of musicial pieces which are the tonal representations of pretty much any phone number out there. Hence, they own the copyright to your phone number.

    Another great example of reducio ad absurdum - taking something to its absurd extreme. Or they could be simply making fun of the international copyright system.

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    1. Re:Copyrighted phone numbers by Alien54 · · Score: 2

      well ring tones could be longer than a phone number, so this is a slightly different kettle of fish. but a similar idea, true

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  37. NMPA/HFA, ASCAP, BMI by yerricde · · Score: 1

    where they can compose their own tunes

    What do the National Music Publishers Association/Harry Fox Agency and its foreign equivalents have to say about the unauthorized "composing" and subsequent public performance of popular copyrighted tunes on a cellphone? Few phone subscribers have the musical ability to compose completely original ring tones, and fewer still have the ability to warrant that such ring tones are actually original and not unconsciously plagiarized.

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    1. Re:NMPA/HFA, ASCAP, BMI by mijok · · Score: 1

      Well, music sheets (I hope that's the correct term, English is not my native language) are published so they can always be abused - but what is the difference between me playing a tune on my piano at home (presuming that I've legally bought the music sheet) or me playing it on my phone? And besides, doing so would be quite pointless since the user interfaces (on the web) are quite limited and I've read that it takes more than a day for professionals (using better tools) to make a ringing tone tune sound good (the phone speakers are quite limited, after all). So the possibility is there but in my opinion it's mostly a way to make mobile phones ringing in public places even more annoying... ;)

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  38. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's true. No one cares about cell phones anymore unless it's in a movie theater. Or if the person using said cell phone is talking too loud. Like that bitch on the T that time. But then they're just retards and it's not the cell phone's fault.

  39. Can't clean-room around a music copyright by yerricde · · Score: 3, Informative

    The record companies have the rights to the sheet music I would guess

    That's true if the record company and the music publisher are owned by the same conglomerate, such as Warner Bros. Records and Warner Chappell Music (owner of "happy birthday to you") both owned by Warner Communications, a unit of AOL Time Warner Inc.

    but they must not have any ownership if I listen to the radio and transcribe it myself.

    No matter how you hear a copyrighted musical work, it's still copyrighted. Unlike with computer program copyright, there's no way to "clean-room reverse engineer" around music copyright. Even if you only unconsciously plagiarize a copyrighted musical work, you're still liable under USA copyright law.

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    1. Re:Can't clean-room around a music copyright by Just+Jim · · Score: 1

      "No matter how you hear a copyrighted musical work, it's still copyrighted."

      Of course you could always use Beethoven and Motzart for your ring tones. They're not under copyright. (Until the next extension of copyright law.)

    2. Re:Can't clean-room around a music copyright by Alsee · · Score: 2

      Even if you only unconsciously plagiarize a copyrighted musical work, you're still liable [vwh.net]

      Dude, do you have some sort of fetish for that link? I've seen you post it over and over in just about every story that mentions music. Or copyright. Or bubblegum.

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  40. Nokia Ringtone Composer by nuxx · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Nokia Ringtone Composer (part of this package here for the 3360) allows you to compose ringtones and send them via IR. You can also import MIDI songs and play with them from there... I'm sure there are more tools on Nokia's site, but these are the only ones I have experience with. These are great, though. Ringtones, sync with Outlook, full phone backup, etc, all over IR.

  41. Cover Songs by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2

    I would say it would be analogous to my band making a cover of a top forty song, then allowing people to download my cover mp3 for free... is that illeagal too?

    Yes.

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    1. Re:Cover Songs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then are all bands in violation when they play covers and requests at the corner pub?

      And how can I get a copyright for any ringing melodies that are not already copyrighted? I wonder if G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G# is free.

    2. Re:Cover Songs by thogard · · Score: 1

      The band at the corner pub is breaking the law (unless they bought the rights to preform the songs) and the pub may be violating its alchol license by allowing illegal acts to happen in the place. If the RIAA wants to shut down every music friendly pub, they can.

  42. The IP and monetary issues being raised... by el_flynn · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ... deals with mainly how the ringtone phenomenon is set to rip apart profits of the music industry giants. It's the RIAA, MP3 and Napster issue all over again.

    Envisional, a UK-based Internet monitoring company, even goes so far as to claim that "Illegal downloads of mobile ringtones costs music industry $1million per day ". However, in all fairness, that article does mention that the estimates they talk about are rough, since "Reliable figures on the total ringtone market are very hard to come by...but there is no doubt as to the scale of the problem. This is another Napster in the making."

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  43. No banana for you. by yerricde · · Score: 2

    It occurs to me that there are a finite set of possible ring tone combinations

    Yes. However, even if you limit it to 16 notes of 12 pitches (do through sol in the next octave, or do chromatically through ti in the same octave) and short, medium, or long duration, you get 36^16 possible notes, on the order of 10^25 or 2^83. That's possibly several zillion times more information than exists in all the libraries of all the congresses of all the countries of all the planets in our galaxy.

    However, copyright law does consider some partial melody matches to constitute infringing misappropriation. Look at an essay I wrote about the "Yes! We have no bananas!" case and musical combinatorics that argues that there exist fewer than fifty thousand melodies that a judge (who is not a musician) would consider distinct.

    Therefore, someone could create a comprehensive database of all possible ringtone combinations

    That's been tried with telephone numbers.

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  44. Royalties by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    5 cents a minute for the call and 50 cents a minute to pay the royalty. Music industry I hope you choke to death on your own greediness.

  45. Favorite quote... by di0s · · Score: 1

    "It's finally easier to buy music than to steal it," Samit said.
    Could be because the ring tones are (a)Cheaper priced (~$1 or less; way cheaper than musicnet and pals), and (b) aren't restrictive as hell. Some do expire after X amount of days though. This coming from a PCS Vision user. May be different with AT&T, Cingular and whatnot. Nice to know that big-wig music execs still think their customers are thieves. Asswipes.

  46. Fuck the industry, whos going to save music? by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who cares about the music _industry_, who's going to save music?

    'Nuff said.

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  47. I don't think so: by Ashetos · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Free local? what? where I live I still can't get anything cheaper than $35, most of which is taxes... and cellular alternatives are MUCH cheaper

    ...long distance is probably more important to consumers than local, and as it turns out that's dirt cheap in the US too... thanks to competition.

    Now about cell phones. It is different in the US because people live different:

    In the US people move out early on, in Japan and most of Europe yound people have more economic hurdles to deal with and stay home longer... if you want to keep the parents out of the social life you want a cell phone.

    Outside of the US people spend more time outside of their houses (and even less watching TV)... this translates to less land line usage and more cell phone usage. Outside of the US telecom is highly regulated/government run; except cellular, which is usually quite competitive... furthermore infastructure is quite a bit cheaper for wireless...

    We are behind in the US because we don't care all that much about elegance or simplicity, bigger is better and the more the better, in other words we are mostly gluttons. Consider the cars we drive, the food we eat and how we dress.

    A smaller phone is not very likely to be perceived as being better, here in the US. Put some beazzler jewels on them, and a "Polo" label on them and then they'll move.

    1. Re:I don't think so: by Golias · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Please read my post again. I said "damn near free".

      If I am at your house and use your phone for 500 minutes, how much does it cost you? Nothing (beyond the money you already spent to have active service).

      You see, in many other countries, there is a per minute fee, on top of the monthly fees, to use your land line phone. Given the insane prices of local phone service, it is no surprise that mobile phone rates (especially the early days of digital networks) looked very reasonable to them, and completely outragous to us.

      As for the notion that we like big out of gluttony, I think you are overgeneralizing. Small cars are popular in Europe because of their narrow, treacherous streets, many of which were laid down before cars existed. Most midwestern US cities became heavilly populated after cars existed, and grew up around big roads. I own a massive Crown Victoria, but if I lived in Europe or Japan, I would want a little Mini or something, if I owned a car at all.

      Likewise, we have big yards because real estate is so much more cheap and abundant than elsewhere. I would need to be a multi-millionare to own a house as big as mine in Japan.

      How we dress? Have you been following Japanese fashion at all? The most excessive "fashion slave" in the US would become exhausted trying to keep up with changing J-pop trends.

      "A smaller phone is not very likely to be perceived as being better, here in the US. Put some beazzler jewels on them, and a "Polo" label on them and then they'll move."

      A stroll through Best Buy proves you wrong almost immediately. Small fold up phones are almost always double the price of a big blocky one with the same features. We put a very high value on small phones, and the only time people buy color bezels is when groups of them get identical phones from work, and want to be able to tell everybody's phones apart at a glance.

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  48. One Billion Dollars by Whatsthiswhatsthis · · Score: 1

    Ring tones have become big business in the past year, especially in Europe and Japan, where consumers spent about $1 billion to have their phones ring with shrill electronic versions of their favorite tunes.

    Holy crap! Talk about a niche market! After this, why not ring tones for your land-line phones? At the bank I worked at we had Cisco VoIP phones that featured a ring tone that spoke, and I am not making this up, "Are you there?" Imagine picking up the phone after the third ring and answering, "YES!" How would you like to hear that all day?

    My favorite ring tone is vibrate.

  49. Public performance by yerricde · · Score: 3, Informative

    what is the difference between me playing a tune on my piano at home (presuming that I've legally bought the music sheet) or me playing it on my phone?

    Subject to the fair use doctrine and some other exceptions, the owner of copyright in a musical work has the exclusive right to perform the work publicly (17 USC 106). Playing a ringtone is potentially a public performance; playing a song on a musical instrument when nobody outside your family unit is present is not (17 USC 101 definition of "publicly").

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    1. Re:Public performance by Alsee · · Score: 3, Funny

      Heay, Thanks for that link to 17 USC 106!

      It's chock full of usefull definitions! Check this one out:

      A person's ''children'' are that person's immediate offspring, whether legitimate or not, and any children legally adopted by that person. (Score: +5 informative)

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  50. Nokia 6120i by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there an easy way to load custom ringtones onto a Nokia 6120i?

  51. Fair Use? by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now I believe that one of the specific "fair use" exclusions to copyright is for reporting purposes.

    In such cases of course, the excerpted piece of otherwise copyrighted material must only be a small percentage of the original work.

    This allows one newspaper report to quote a few lines from a competing publication without fear of breaching their copyright.

    So what's wrong with the claim that turning 10 seconds or so of a top-40 song into a ring-tone isn't also covered by this "fair use" exclusion because it's only a tiny percentage of the original work and it's *reporting* that someone has called your cellphone?

    It would certainly be an interesting sharkfight if someone decided to test it out in the courts :-)

    1. Re:Fair Use? by serutan · · Score: 2

      If you actually read the article, you'll see it's not about fair use, copyright, or the RIAA hunting down ringtone pirates. There's no controversy raging here. The music industry has simply discovered that a lot of Europeans are willing to pay to download riffs from hit songs converted to ringtones. The RIAA is salivating because maybe they still have a future after all. If you think about it, it's pretty pathetic.

    2. Re:Fair Use? by Corporate+Drone · · Score: 2
      hmm... i thought that, in order for an excerpt of a song to be considered fair use, it had to be a clip of less than ten seconds.

      IANAL, of course, but as i recall, that's how commercials get away with using tunes ... they either use a clip that's less than 10 seconds, or they change *just* enough of the tune that it isn't considered to be identical to the original.

      Now, the only reason I'd guess that cell companies, et al, don't just ignore the RIAA on this one is that this is enough of a cost-free cash cow that it's a whole lot cheaper to pay than fight...

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    3. Re:Fair Use? by LtOcelot · · Score: 1

      It would never work in court, and for good reason. Fair use for reporting purposes is meant for the purpose of reporting on the material being quoted: that is, if you're reviewing a song, it's acceptable to quote sections of the lyrics. You obviously don't need this to "report" something as unrelated as your phone calls.

  52. New Zealand copyright law to allow format shifting by NewtonsLaw · · Score: 2

    What if you own the CD - should you pay again to listen to a degraded version?

    Interestingly enough, copyright law in New Zealand is about to undergo a bit of a shake-up that would have an effect on this.

    At present it's illegal to make *any* copy of any disk you own -- that's right, there's no fair use provision here.

    However, the government (in an uncharacteristic exhibition of wisdom) appears to have decided that it makes sense to allow people to copy for the purpose of "format shifting" -- ie: from CD to MP3 or from CD to tape, etc.

    This would create a very interesting situation where someone already had a specific CD but chose to download the MP3 version of its contents from a P2P network rather than rip it themselves. Under the proposed new law, this could be considered a completely legal act.

    To make the matter even more ridiculous -- the proposed changes appear to have some DMCA-like provisions that prohibit the cracking of copy-protection schemes. So, if you've just bought a new CD which is copy protected -- it would be legal to download an MP3 version from the Net but illegal to rip it yourself.

    Don't ya just love politicians and the laws they make?

    Oh yeah, and this is a very likely scenario, given that EMI Australia has announced that it will be copy-protecting *all* its disks as of next year.

  53. reallocate is retarded by m1a1 · · Score: 2

    And "we, the people" have nothing at all to do with deciding where ownership ends and greed begins. Ownership of something is a real, legal, fact.

    You are fucking daft. Ownership is a legal fact. You admit to it, but you say we the people have nothing to do with deciding where it ends and begins, which is wrong! If you erase all of the laws, I own nothing. Not a thing. Now, I may possess some things, but I have no indefenite control on them. They are only mine until someone big enough to take them away does. Under U.S. law, however, if someone big walks up and takes my keyboard away it is still mine. I still own it no matter what happens to it from there.

  54. When can I get custom alarmtones for my car alarm? by Flounder · · Score: 5, Funny

    All I want is my car alarm to scream out, ala James Brown "HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY"

    My phone's ring is The Liberty Bell March, also known as the theme to Monty Python's Flying Circus. It came built in to my phone. I don't confuse my phone ringing with anybody elses, and I get a secret little geek thrill every time my phone rings.

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  55. Save the Music Industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The music industry is a manufactured facade of greedy executives. More money allows them to waste it faster. I don't feel sorry for them one bit.

  56. this too shall pass.... by Kipper+the+Llama · · Score: 1

    It's probably the fastest growth area since it's a new market, duh.

    "I made two videophone vidi-rings for Tool! It's their fastest growing market!"

  57. Re:New Zealand copyright law to allow format shift by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With the compentency of the New Zealand government I wouldn't be surprised if Telecom somehow managed to convince them they need to get royalities for those damn annoying tunes!

  58. "It's finally easier to buy music than to steal it by voodoo1man · · Score: 1

    Samit's got a good point there. Integrate cell phone and mp3 player, allow musicians to easily set up a pay-per-file DoCoMo-like service that charges to your phone bill, and the whole thing might just work to cut out the record company and distribution middlemen and replace them with a network provider.

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  59. Public humilation over taste in music.... by fernd1 · · Score: 1

    ...Great... Now not only will I have to worry about what people think of me when my phone goes off, I also have to worry about what they will think of my taste in music. Just give me a good old boring ring and forget the whole d@mn business.

  60. I have only two words... by PotatoHead · · Score: 2

    Fucking Morons

  61. Ringtones are original compositions by MisterSquid · · Score: 2

    Sure, these ring tones are inspired by original tunes, but the process of producing them is not an electronic algorithm. An artist (perhaps of dubious talents) has to "compose" these ringtones so that they sound right.

    Ringtones technically are not degraded versions of original sound files; they are compositions "inspired" by other sound files.

    Your CD licenses don't cover these ringtone compositions, however derivative they may be.

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    1. Re:Ringtones are original compositions by balloonhead · · Score: 2
      When I say degraded, I don't mean technically processed somehow. I mean shit.

      If this is the biggest growth area in the music industry, then I am sure that the record companies are wanting a slice of that action. Hence, they will license these tracks. So whether you got you song on DVD, CD, MP3 or ring-tone, it's all licensed by the same company.

      My point is that you have bought the licence from the company, you should be able to listen to the music any way you want.

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  62. Maybe they think so... by nkrumm · · Score: 1

    ...but this report thinks otherwise. The report says that the 39% share of ringtons/logos in the mobile market in 2002 will drop to just 2.7% in 2005, due to competition from MMS and J2ME. Just another view.

  63. Personalized Ringtones Can Be Useful by MisterSquid · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Assuming you're not in a space where noise would be a problem, having a personalized ringtone helps users distinguish their ringing phones from others'.

    Whenever I'm in a public space and I hear the "Nokia" ring, I often see 4 or 5 people going for their phones. If those had people personalized their ringtones, they might have been able to save themselves a bit of mad scrambling.

    (FWIW, when I'm in public, my cellphone is set to vibrate. No confusion for me.)

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    1. Re:Personalized Ringtones Can Be Useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (FWIW, when I'm in public, my cellphone is set to vibrate. No confusion for me.)

      Then it can't really be all that crowded there, now can it?

    2. Re:Personalized Ringtones Can Be Useful by Turbyne · · Score: 2, Funny

      When I'm in public, I set my phone to emit a piercing high pitched whine (not unlike a jet engine) for several seconds that makes it sound like a capacitor charging. If I don't pick up the phone in 5 seconds, my phone explodes in a dramatic shower of sparks. This way I can tell what phone is mine. It's the one that sounds like a plasma rifle.

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    3. Re:Personalized Ringtones Can Be Useful by freeweed · · Score: 2

      I guess I must have ears like a dog then:

      I've owned a cell phone for years, and always had the basic model that they give away for free, which everyone gets. I've never programmed any alternate ringtones in (for all I know, I can't on my current model), so it's always been the generic ring that comes with it.

      Maybe I'm different, but I can generally tell the difference between something ringing in my pocket and something 6 feet away.

      How do people hold coversations in a busy room if they're not capable of locating the source of sound?

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    4. Re:Personalized Ringtones Can Be Useful by bobgoatcheese · · Score: 1

      This is precisely why my Nokia phone is set to ring "Jingle Bells" eleven months of the year.

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    5. Re:Personalized Ringtones Can Be Useful by lobsterGun · · Score: 1
      (FWIW, when I'm in public, my cellphone is set to vibrate. No confusion for me.)


      I've had a phone for 3 years and keep it set to vibrate nearly all the time. But even after all this time when the damn thing goes off in my pocket my first reaction is "GAH!!! WTF is that!!!"

  64. Could you be more wrong? by WIAKywbfatw · · Score: 3, Informative

    The ring tones don't use any samples from the music and the music composition is totally different, both through different timing of the notes and through playing only one (or a couple) of notes at a time. Therefore the person who makes the phone ring tone is making a completely new piece of work and shouldn't need to give any cash for the permission to distribute it.

    Re-read that paragraph.

    If a ringtone's "musical composition is totally different" from an existing musical work then, by definition, it doesn't sound the same. However, what we're talking about is works that do sound the same.

    Note, there is a distinct difference between "identical" and "the same".

    When I was a kid, I could play John William's Star Wars theme tune on my tinny Casio keyboard. Sure, it wasn't "identical" - nobody was ever going to mistake my performance on a kid's toy with that of a full, professional orchestra - but it was "the same" as far as any listener was concerned. My friends and family were impressed I could play Star Wars and, to a 6 year-old kid, that was all that mattered.

    However, if I had tried to sell recordings of my rendition of the tune as an original work then the corporate lawyers representing John Williams (or his record label) would have stomped all over me, and rightly so. I would have been infringing on the copyright of an established artist, pure and simple.

    The same is true today, and not just in the arts world - just because I could create a close (but not identical) copy of the classic Coca-Cola bottle that doesn't give me the right to use it commercially packaging my own brand of cola or other beverage.

    Bottom line: there is a world of difference between composing an original work (even one that is inspired by or draws on previous works) and a simple reproduction of it, no matter how basic. (I won't even bother expanding on the argument that the next generation of phones that support polyphonic ringtones can produce tunes that are as good as 128kb/s MP3s.)

    If it walks like a duck, sounds like a duck and acts like a duck, then it's pretty likely to be a duck. Similarly, if a ringtone sounds like Run DMC's Walk This Way, The Prodigy's Firestarter, or whatever, then the same rule applies.

    Finally, your assertion that "the only thing that you could even try and argue is under copyright is the songs name, which would/should get laughed out of any court", is laughable. You claim to be familiar with the arguments surrounding copyright ownership but yet you don't know that you can't copyright facts?

    If what you said is true then the record labels would have shut down CDDB and FreeDB years ago. And artists (or their labels) would be suing each other left, right and centre over song titles. Last time I checked, Huey Lewis And The News weren't suing Frankie Goes To Hollywood over the name The Power Of Love, or vice versa.

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    1. Re:Could you be more wrong? by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      The joke is that the 'compose ringtone' feature on my phone is DISABLED by the phone company. You know, so I'll have to 'buy' the ability to play the tune on my casio - er, my phone.

      I'm all for not allowing folks to sell copies, but you sure as hell should be able to make them for yourself. It burns me that my provider (Telus) or phone maker (Sony/Ericsson) removed the 'compose' feature (its right there in the manual), so I'll never buy a stupid ring tone in my life.

      I _can_ play Star Wars well enough to do it myself on a silly little beeping thing, thanks. Now the whole John Williams orchestra thing .. sure, I'll pay to hear that. I dont know what the parent poster was on, but trying to ban people from writing their own? Fuck that! Whats next, I gotta check with the labels before I play my piano?

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    2. Re:Could you be more wrong? by dackroyd · · Score: 2

      If a ringtone's "musical composition is totally different" from an existing musical work then, by definition, it doesn't sound the same.

      But the compositions can be different and the songs only sound similar. How different do the songs have to be to avoid being sued ? I find it hard to recognize some ringtones, are they still infringing 'copies' ?

      However, what we're talking about is works that do sound the same.
      However, if I had tried to sell recordings of my rendition of the tune as an original work then the corporate lawyers representing John Williams (or his record label) would have stomped all over me, and rightly so. I would have been infringing on the copyright of an established artist, pure and simple


      Please explain on what grounds they would be able to sure you for copyright infringement. Your composition would have differed from his even though the listeners can recognise what the original song is.

      I could create a close (but not identical) copy of the classic Coca-Cola bottle that doesn't give me the right to use it commercially

      You're comparing apples and oranges. The shape of the Coca-Cola bottle is probably covered both by a patented design and a trademark shape. The patent on the design has probably expired by now, but the trademark is presumably still enforced and in force.

      Finally, your assertion that "the only thing that you could even try and argue is under copyright is the songs name, which would/should get laughed out of any court", is laughable. You claim to be familiar with the arguments surrounding copyright ownership but yet you don't know that you can't copyright facts?

      No, I said that the record companies could _TRY_ and argue that the songs title is copyrighted, but that they should be laughed out of court because it would be a bogus argument to make.

      Could you be more wrong?
      and yes I could always be more wrong, if I tried. For example I could say that I have a patent on the process of making downloadable tunes on mobile phones, which would be complete bollocks.

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  65. MOD THIS UP by pb · · Score: 2

    Yes, a ringtone is *way* too short to be anything but fair use. If a one minute, low-quality clip on Amazon.com (or anywhere!) is fair use, then a TEN SECOND SEQUENCE OF CRAPPY BEEPS is DEFINITELY fair use.

    So tell those stupid greedy bastards to read their copyright law again before they start reaching for our wallets on this one...

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  66. So knowing Q Basic Can pay. by Chris_Stankowitz · · Score: 2

    Since when did programing in Q-Basic (cause thats all you need to make these ring tones) start paying cash?

  67. Re: Fsck the industry, whos going to save music? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Preach on brother. I'm sick and tired of the greed in this country. Music is meant to be FREE. Free as in FREEDOM, not $0.99 tacos, dollar value menus, pay per download bullsh*t, pop posters, blood for oil, try before you buy plastic lenses, or any other corporate crap you think is real. Music is meant to communicate, to share, to be heard, for expression, for healing, for strength, for anything and everything. Rip it, burn it, scratch it, use it, sample it, abuse it, share it, pirate it, do everything you can to let it loose. If artists are not compensated, art will still be made. History teaches this. There are THOUSANDS of GOOD musicians in the wings that do not get the light of day because of these industry b*stards and their ilk. Do not trust nobody who tells you0333ic and money mix. Merry fricking X-mas.

  68. It's already possible! by cybercomm · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are a lot of rogue WAP servers out there, and if you know where to go you can download the tones for free, the only thing you have to pay for is airtime, which would be ~30sec-1min (or you can download them to your PC and then PC-Link it to the phone). Also Nokia introduced a MIDI phone about 6 months ago, some of my friends have it and have set up their own WAP servers with MIDI from which they uploaded the song (apparently the PC link to that phone doesent seem to work). But i must admit that the sound is cool! (Ever seen heads turn as someone's phone starts ringing Zelda theme in full MIDI at the top of its digital lungs?)

    Here is the link to ONE of the MIDI phones.

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    1. Re:It's already possible! by thogard · · Score: 1

      Running a wap server is trivial. The question is how do I feed a nokia or erricson a ring tone (or screen saver) over a wab server? I would love to see a CGI that will do it....

  69. Do it yourself by ad0gg · · Score: 1

    Most fones let you key it in which is a pain the ass. Or you can format your sms messages with the ring tone already written and send it to yourself via email gateway. A ring tone is just a SMS message.

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  70. Greedy? Let's look at greedy. by beaverfever · · Score: 1
    Every time artistic copyright issues are brought up the word greedy is thrown around like it's a big shit pie.

    The music industry is a business. There are organisations in that business whose job it is to look out for the industry's interests. Those interests are 1) being paid for work done (writing music) 2) not getting ripped off. Yes, I am the first to admit that there are scumbags and jerkfaces in the music industry, and I do not agree with many of the music industry's tactics, but the payment of royalties is necessary.

    Next time the word "greedy" is being bandied about, perhaps we can take a look at the many people who insist that music be free, who think they are being ripped off by music companies with expensive CDs and roylaties, and who think that everyone involved in the recording industry is rolling in cash. Who is the greedy one? We are not talking about food, water or air; this is purely entertainment, and nobody is going to die if they don't get the soundtrack to 8 mile or the latest limp bizkit CD. You are not being gouged simply because you are being charged the fair market value for the product. That this arguement continues on and on and on is testament to the overinflated value given to the entertainment industry. If you think you are being ripped off, don't buy the damned CDs. Don't get the phone with the fancy ringtones. Turn off the radio and hang the DJ. Don't steal the music and spout that the industry is the greedy one. Don't put so much value in something that is essentially nothing, and then call the seller greedy.

  71. Am I the only one... by jjohnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Who thinks that the whole mobile telephony market is the grossest example of feature overload ever? It puts dot-com boom to shame. You can take pictures with a cell phone, but you still can't have a conversation without static and a choppy signal. There's no such thing as perfect nationwide coverage, but you can customize the image on the screen. Who gives a flying fuck about playing a bad, not-even-midi-quality song for a ring tone when the phone itself works badly?

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    1. Re:Am I the only one... by echo8 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Personally, I agree 100%. That said, the average consumer seems to be unbelievably open to marketing, and utterly willing to suspend disbelief in the face of advertising.



      Most cell phones DO work badly, and the cellcos have long ago figured out that it's cheaper to market the hell out of essentially worthless products (like ringtones or Java/BREW videogames) than it is to build infrastructure.



      Personally, I will never, ever pay for a ringtone. I will likewise never pay to play games on my phone or to use it to take pictures. What I want is better network coverage and a handset durable enough to put up with my abuse. Those are features I'd be willing to pay for, but I'm obviously not the targeted market...

    2. Re:Am I the only one... by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      > not-even-midi-quality song for a ring tone

      I feel that my samsung T100 ring tones are certainly at least midi quality.

      Though what I want is an open phone platform so I could say for instance run my own program instead of a ring-tone. Then I could have old amiga mods for ring tones! Phones' need more power damn it.

      Unfortunatly We're just getting more control-freekiness like the orange spv.

      NOTE TO ORANGE:
      It's a fucking phone, it's primary purpose in to PHONE PEOPLE. you will not make much revenue selling programs to people and then the one's who would want to do it themselfs certainly don;t want your shite and therefore would not dent your proposed revenue streams. SINGED APPS ARE BAD, YOU KILLED OF YOUR REVENUE STREAM.

      bah.

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  72. Things Could Be Worse: National Might Be In Power. by Shturmovik · · Score: 1

    John Banks should marry Paul Holmes.

  73. It's been possible for a LONG time by dido · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The first GSM mobile phone I ever owned (back in 1999), a Nokia 3210, had a ring tone composer which I could use to send ring tones I composed to my friends who had compatible phones. Newer 3xxx (e.g. 3310/3350, etc.) models even have the ability to resend tones that have been received. Heck, if this isn't (an admittedly primitive) P2P network built on top of GSM, I don't know what one is. With SMS chat services, getting the tones you want is not too difficult.

    But then again, it seems that the United States is somewhat backwards when it comes to cellular telephony for some reason. We've been doing this in the Philippines for at least five years almost.

    Odd thing for a third world country like us to have market penetration rates for cellular phones approaching that of the wealthiest European nations. Heck, I see street vendors here who have GSM mobiles!

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    1. Re:It's been possible for a LONG time by Francis+Avila · · Score: 1
      Odd thing for a third world country like us to have market penetration rates for cellular phones approaching that of the wealthiest European nations. Heck, I see street vendors here who have GSM mobiles!

      Well, the Philippines isn't exactly a third-world country, but even so it is not unusual that cell-phone adoption rates and technology penetration would be higher in a less-developed country.

      In developed countries, the land-line network has pretty much reached saturation, and to get people to adopt cell phones requires convincing them that they need the latest and greatest. Thing is, they aren't fooled, and know that a phone is a phone. Thus, even if they do have a cell phone, you have early-adoption syndrome: they have an old cell phone, and it's good enough. Why pay more a year or two from now for something a little better? There's no market for the technology, and if there's no market, there's no investment. Thus, old cell phone tech reigns in developed areas, because the infrastructure reached market saturation a long time ago, and there's no demand for upgrades.

      But, look at an undeveloped area, with poor land lines, which is a latecomer to the cell phone scene, and they have better tech, simply because before there weren't any phones, so the market was there, and they invested in the infrastructure with the best stuff available at the time, which is current cell phone technology. Plus, cell phone infrastructure is much cheaper than land lines, if you don't already have land lines. You need more land line capacity, you have to run wire, which means digging miles of trench or putting up miles of posts, any section of which could be cut. Cell phones, you just put up another tower with a fence and a guard.

      This is an inertia problem, and it's the same with any new technology. Unless the technology is clearly and significantly better, and that benefit is desirable (or else stupidly cheap), then no one has any incentive to leave what they currently have. Why do we use Windows rather than Linux? Why do we use PIIs instead of P4s? Because to Joe Consumer, it simply doesn't freaking matter.

      In fact, why should I care whether my phone has downloadable ring tones or messaging or games? My phone is for making and receiving calls: all phones do that, and frankly, no one has any incentive to want anything more out of their phone than that it just be a phone, without ridiculous pretensions to being a web browser or gaming console!

      Besides that, damnit, I freaking hate those stupid ring tones!
  74. The math behind it: by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Two years ago: Nobody would pay for this shit
    Now: Some people would.

    Percent incrase: ((Now/Then) * 100) - 100
    WARNING: DIVIDE BY ZERO!

    INFINITE GROWTH!!!!!!

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  75. licensing fees by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2

    Then are all bands in violation when they play covers and requests at the corner pub?

    Ordinarily the pub would already be paying fees to BMI and several similar organizations to cover that. Basically BMI and friends go around to any place that has/might perform/play music publically in some fashion and demands money (this includes having a TV in the room with working sound).

    Doesn't matter if you only play non-BMI-represented artists (as far as they're concerned, it's impossible to play music without playing something by someone they represent _sometime_).

    But yes, so pubs and such are nominally covered. The aforementioned MP3 cover collection wouldn't be.

    And how can I get a copyright for any ringing melodies that are not already copyrighted? I wonder if G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G#G# is free.

    Same way you would for a song otherwise. For copyright purposes, the lowest threshold for uniqueness is four notes[1], but you might want to copyright something just a bit longer for a saftey margin (since you probably don't have high-powered industry lawyers to back it up).

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    [1] Yes, I realize at this rate we'll run out of non-copyrighted melodies in a decade or two... but I guess we'll cross that bridge when we come to it. In reality it's not quite so bad because that standard isn't consistently enforced.

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  76. euphemism by Scrameustache · · Score: 2
    I get a secret little geek thrill every time my phone rings.


    Man that's hard not to interpret as a euphemism for "orgasm!"

    Well, so long as your phone plays the Python theme and doesn't vibr...er...it doen't vibrate, does it?
    : )

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    1. Re:euphemism by Flounder · · Score: 2
      Well, so long as your phone plays the Python theme and doesn't vibr...er...it doen't vibrate, does it?

      Does your phone vibrate? Eh, know what I mean know what I mean nudge nudge know what I mean say no more.

      Actually I do have the vibrate on. I feel so dirty now!

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  77. Re:When can I get custom alarmtones for my car ala by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I get a secret little geek thrill every time my phone rings.

    Which obviously isn't very often.

  78. If they improve the quality of ringtones... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With high-quality polyphonic sound, instead of the beeps, maybe the girl of my dreams will finally recognize the theme from "M.U.L.E." next time I'm riding BART.

  79. The music industry can't get a cent from me... by DrewCapu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... for any of the ring tones I compose on my phones.

    I always put one obviously wrong note (or two) in them, just for kicks. Kinda like how Bugs Bunny would play them.

    Someone's phone is ringing.....

    Oh, that's DEFINITELY mine.

  80. Re:When can I get custom alarmtones for my car ala by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait a minute.. are you that jackass sitting in front of me that I was ready to kill with my bare hands whose phone kept on going off during the final exam??

  81. Parody by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    What about parodies? A lot of parody (say, Weird Al) has music almost identical to the original works, but they don't even have to get permisison if they don't want to!

    I personally think ringtones fall nicley into the "Parody" category, as almost always it's just kind of humorous to hear some butchered rendition of a song you know as a ring.

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    1. Re:Parody by L0rdJedi · · Score: 2

      What about parodies? A lot of parody (say, Weird Al) has music almost identical to the original works, but they don't even have to get permisison if they don't want to!

      Uh, actually, yes they do. Weird Al has gotten permission from plenty of artists. He can't charge for the parody without getting permission (some of his earlier parodies are only found on Dr. Demento CDs because of this). He even claimed in an interview once that it was really hard to get permission until Michael Jackson let him do one of his songs. Now, all he has to say is "Michael Jackson let me do his" (that's what he said at the time) and they let him do it almost instantly.

      By the same token, the guy who wrote "Star Wars Cantina" (to the tune of Copa Cabana) has never and can never charge for the song because Barry Manilow won't give him permission.

      It really just depends on how big an artist you are. The bigger you are, the easier it will probably be to get permission to charge for a parody. Otherwise, you'll be limited to releasing your parody on some p2p network.

    2. Re:Parody by Xenophobe · · Score: 1

      Uh, no. Actually, they only have to get permission if they want to prevent any possible legal action down the road. For a good breakdown of the issues involved, a quick google turned up this.

      As a side note, I recall (meaning I don't have a source to point to) a special on TV in which Al himself stated that he got permission because he didn't want to step on any toes, not because there was a legal reason for him to.

  82. Guess what? *grin* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is already a P2P file sharing tool on mobile market, uses MicroJAVA (J2ME)...

  83. Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto #1 for me by Anthony · · Score: 2

    My 6310 came with a pale imitation of it. No downloads required. No royalties either.

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  84. Re:When can I get custom alarmtones for my car ala by zbuffered · · Score: 2

    I want my car's arm/disarm sound to come from the subwoofer in the trunk. A heartbeat might be nice, or a couple of nice drum kicks. Of course, when the alarm gets triggered, there'll be a nice, screeching sound, but when I'm arming it, I don't need that annoying chirp. I also don't need music.

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  85. Problem is closed user interfaces by billstewart · · Score: 2
    When the Nokia phones came out a few years ago, it really irked me that I could pick one of 35 annoying ringtones, but I couldn't key in my own. I don't want my ringtone to be five minutes of symphonies or even "Mini-Songs"* - I just want a couple of short notes that don't sound identical to the phones of the nearest five other people. It doesn't require much memory for an input program (probably less than a program to download ringtones), and no more to store the tune than any of the existing ones. A web-based system that lets you give them your ringtones to send your phone for a small fee is just silly; it's still a closed interface (either deliberately or just cluelessly.)


    * oh, come on, you remember Demolition Man. All restaurant jingles are for Taco Bell...

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    1. Re:Problem is closed user interfaces by Goldenpi · · Score: 1

      I am also surprised very few phones allow you to enter your own, but the reason seems quite obvious when you think about it. Some of the money from those sold ringtones goes to the cell phone networks, who often make the phones too. If you could key in tones who would buy one? As long as tones can only be brought, not made, there is a demand for tones. If tones could be keyed in they wouldn't sell any. As well as that all the copyrighted tones they do sell would be quickly converted into input strings and websites would start appearing listing them. There could also be some problems from the music industry as they see their 3.3 billion dollar potential market flooded with unauthorised ring tone sites, or perhaps even independant music. Some people might even start writeing their own music espicially for ringtones and letting anyone else use it.

    2. Re:Problem is closed user interfaces by nusuth · · Score: 2

      How many is "a few" in the "a few years ago"? I bought the cheapest nokia I could find 3 years ago and it did have the capability.

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  86. Uncle F*&ker by drsparkly · · Score: 1

    One of my cow-workers had Shut Yer F*&en Face Uncle F*&er as his ringtone - always made me laugh when his phone rang at work.

  87. Already possible by MrMickS · · Score: 1
    When I got my Nokia 6150 phone in 2000 I got the Nokia Data Suite which included a ring tone composer. You could load a MIDI file or enter the notes then compile the tune and download it to the phone via cable or infrared.

    My current phone (T68i), like most Ericsson phones of the past 3 years, has a ringtone composer on the phone itself. This is a pain to use but the ringtone format on this phone is just text so it's possible to put the tunes together using a text editor.

    The new polyphonic phones add a layer of complexity to this, and binary formats to protect against piracy :), but this is old technology outside the US.

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  88. Ringtones that play a melody useful by MrMickS · · Score: 1
    I did some work for a consultancy company back in 2000. The company policy was to give their consultants phones that worked in the country they were in. This resulted in around 50 new Nokia phones (6110?) appearing all with the same ring tones as my 6150. After a week of having to check my phone everytime someone in the office's phone rang I downloaded a custom tone.

    The phone would also allow me to assign custom rings to groups of callers. This allowed me to assign a different ring for personal and business calls, allowing me to screen calls more easily.

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  89. How simple would it be, MP3 Player + Phone??? by cheezus_maximus · · Score: 1

    I mean, Samsung already has a combo mp3 player and phone out. Why couldn't it have a control port from the mp3 controller into the phone, so that you can assign songs on the flash card for rings? And to have a small speaker (maybe kinda like the Nokia 9100 Communicator's or something) to play it on, as well as a combo headset / earphone jack. I can't believe it'd be difficult, yet I see noone doing it yet. Hey, I've seen some crazy interfaces. But a phone and an mp3 controller should be pretty simple. PAY ME ROYALTIES BEEYOTCHES! (that is, if you hadn't thunk it up yet ;-) LOVE and PEACE! Merry Christmas! -cheezus_es_lard (now cheezus_maximus by popular demand)

  90. It IS big. by Openadvocate · · Score: 2

    At least where I live. So many sites has been shutdown because they offered FREE ringtones of copyrighted songs.
    So new pay sites came along, then then even ad's on tv for those sites. The kids love those ring tones, and those guys in the sales dept.

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  91. Riiing by Lolaine · · Score: 0

    Will the music industry copyright the classic "Ring-Ring" ? Or has AT&T done it yet?

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  92. What will they do with the 'composer' feature? by danielrendall · · Score: 1

    I'm in the UK, where press adverts offering extortionately priced mobile phone ring-tones are commonplace, but I can always enter my own melodies on my Nokie 3310, and send them to other people. But, if I were to enter top 10 hits on my phone and send them to friends who wanted them, I presume I'm hurting the record companies' revenue stream a little bit, and therefore they'll probably try to put pressure on Nokia and the others to remove the composer, or at the very least prevent the user from sending their tones to their friends. Or, if they were really cunning, they could have my phone silently send a copy of the ringtone to RIAA central, who could try to match it against a large library of tunes. Should I attempt to figure out a song for myself and program it in, I get billed anyway! Paranoid speculation, of course...

  93. obligatory by nounderscores · · Score: 2

    link to the sky car

  94. applies to the bloke in the article too by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2

    Surelly such restrictions applies to the bloke in the article too?

  95. Plug by dark-nl · · Score: 2, Informative

    Kannel, a free WAP and SMS gateway, for all your ringtoning needs.

  96. Your contradicting what he said by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2

    He was implying Europeans actually turn their phones off at the flicks while Americans don't.

    The implication being that Europeans don't complain about mobiles going off at the flicks because it doesn't happen there.

  97. And in other news... by dark-nl · · Score: 1

    The RIAA announced that it is expecting losses of $3.3 billion in 2003 due to "ring tone piracy".

  98. Arrgg ringtones. by Missi0n · · Score: 1

    I live in the UK and I gotta say I totally loath ringtones... They drill through my head, especially as most people have their ring volume on max deafening everyone in a 10 mile radius with a monotone rendition of Heresy's (Hearsay) last single. Also, whats the point of having a song on there anyway? Ur supposed to answer your phone inside a few rings so really u just hear 5 - 10 high pitch mind shattering notes before u press the answer button, its not like you're gonna sit there jiving to Five's latest single on the train...? Or at least I really hope not... Theres so many companies ripping off crap music and putting it as a ring tone, I really doubt theyve got permission to do so, but then again, the tones dont even sound like the song theyre supposed to so they probably dont even need permission. Wish people would just put their phone onto vibrate mode and be done with it... Its not like the whole world needs to know you have an incoming phonecall is it... Having said that, theres some phones by Sony and also the SPV that allow u to either record in sound or use MP3s to playback, this I find less annoying depending on the users music taste, not sure how good Napalm Death or Atari Teenage Riot sounds on a crappy mobile phone speaker though...

  99. Classical Music Ring Tones by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

    Nothing like hearing an otherwise beautiful Bach, Beethoven or Mozart piece mechanically and soullessly tortured over a $1.95 speaker to make me think, "You, Sir, are a jackass".

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  100. Correct by yerricde · · Score: 1

    Surely such restrictions apply to the bloke in the article too?

    Yes. Such ringtones are provided pursuant to a license from the music publishers, who may or may not be owned by the record labels. From the article: "Fees are divided among the ring tone providers, cell phone companies and the music labels that control the copyrights to the songs."

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  101. Originality guarantee? by yerricde · · Score: 1

    I've seen you post [the "My Sweet Lord" story] over and over in just about every story that mentions music.

    I just wonder how to verify that when writing my own songs, I don't make the same mistake that Harrison made. I wonder how to guarantee to music publishers and to independent record labels such as mp3.com that my music is, in fact, original. I post until I happen to find somebody who has been in the same position and can give a useful answer.

    What would be a better place than Slashdot to ask about general issues of musical work copyright?

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    1. Re:Originality guarantee? by Alsee · · Score: 2

      I just wonder how to verify that when writing my own songs ... how to guarantee ... that my music is, in fact, original. I post until I happen to find somebody who has been in the same position and can give a useful answer.

      Ahhhh. I completely missed your intent. I didn't read it as a question, I thought it was commentary. I kept comming across it in the middle of copyright vs fair use controversies. I couldn't quite figure out if it was an attack overstrong copyright, or of attack on the fair use defence. Chuckle.

      I'm not in the same position and I completely missunderstood you before so I may not be much help, but i'll take a shot at it anyway.

      I don't think there *is* a solution. There's no way to guarantee that the song you just wrote doesn't happen to be similar to a song you may or may not have heard when you were 6.

      Have music publishers been asking you to make that guarantee? Have they been making an issue of it? If it's just a minor point in the bolier-plate contract it is probably just supposed to prevent intentional copying.

      The case you cite is probably quite execptional. Are you asking because you've discovered that you've unconciously done this? If not then you can probably just look at that case as someone getting hit by lightning. It is a danger that everyone lives with, but it's not worth worrying about.

      If you want real headaches, try writing a program without violating a half dozzen idiotic software patents you never heard of. There maybe a million ways to say "I love you", but only a couple of usable ways to sort a list.

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  102. Re:When can I get custom alarmtones for my car ala by Nurgled · · Score: 1

    My phone has a very distinctive sounding "Ring ring..." (British standard) tone. That alone is pretty distinctive today where practically everyone else has "customized" their phone by changing the ring tone to something else.

    Sadly no geek thrill, though. Instead, I feel like a telecommunications standards weenie.

  103. Sprint is still too greedy for ringtones to work by Ride-My-Rocket · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just bought a new Samsung SCH-A460 from Sprint, after losing my old phone -- it was decently-priced and had a bunch of neat features that I wanted to try out. One of those was polyphonic ringtones....... however, after much searching, I couldn't find places that I could buy / download ringtones from on the web.

    I received a message back from Sprint's customer service, a few days after I had initially inquired about ringtones. Apparently you need to subscribe to a service ($4/mo, I think), which allows you to download 8 ringtones per month. And until you subscribe, you can't review any of the "titles" available for download -- which makes it quite useless if you're looking for a specific ringtone (Our Lady Peace's "Starseed", for instance).

    Basically, I ended up buying a more colorful phone with a slightly improved alarm clock, infinitely crappier menu and panda "screen saver" for my cash. I'd have no problem paying for ringtones, even at $0.50 a pop, but I have the same problems here as I do with online music -- I wanna try before I buy. And as for monthly charges -- hell no.

  104. Copyright basics by Grackle · · Score: 1

    The only thing that you could even try and argue is under copyright is the songs name, which would/should get laughed out of any court.

    If you want to fight effectively for free digital information, bone up on copyright law. Song titles are not copyrightable. For example, see this discussion about copyright and songwriting basics.

    The ring tones don't use any samples from the music and the music composition is totally different, both through different timing of the notes and through playing only one (or a couple) of notes at a time. Therefore the person who makes the phone ring tone is making a completely new piece of work and shouldn't need to give any cash for the permission to distribute it.

    It is possible to hold copyright for a recording or for a musical composition (or both!), but these are not the same thing. So even if a ring tone producer is not sampling a recorded work, if their ring tones use melodies from copyrighted works, they may have to pay a royalty.

    These ring tones may not use the same instrumental arrangements are the original recordings, but they do use the same melody notes (and "timing of the notes") -- otherwise they would not be identifiable as popular tunes!

    1. Re:Copyright basics by dackroyd · · Score: 1

      bone up on copyright law. Song titles are not copyrightable

      Yes I know that's why I said that the record companies could _try_ to argue, but they would get laughed out of court. Let's face it they would try something like that.

      These ring tones may not use the same instrumental arrangements are the original recordings, but they do use the same melody notes (and "timing of the notes")

      The ring tones are similar, but are not going to be identical to the original arrangements/recordings because of the limitations of the phones abilities. How different do they have to be to be considered a new work ? What if the tunes in different key ?

      Just because the song is similar enough to be recognisbly hum-able to the original song doesn't make it a copy, or an infringing derivative work. If you've got evidence to the contrary (either US/UK law or precedent) please share them.

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  105. Re:Sprint is still too greedy for ringtones to wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should try this out and download ringtones for free.

    http://www.t1mmy.net/visionTool.html

  106. Straight from the horses mouth by omarKhayyam · · Score: 1

    I can't believe nobody picked up on the end of this quote...

    '"This is huge," said Jay A. Samit, senior vice president for new media at music label EMI Group PLC. "This is the largest growth area for music companies and our artists"...But for Samit and the rest of the music industry, the most important feature of the new technology is that a fee is automatically added to the monthly cell phone bill every time a ring tone is downloaded. It's a critical development for an industry that has been severely scalded by the ability of millions of people around the world to download songs over the Internet without paying for them. "It's finally easier to buy music than to steal it," Samit said.' (emphasis added)

    Hmm, do you think maybe he could take a clue from...himself? Gee, maybe if they make it easier for us to buy real music too, we (at least some of us) wouldn't steal it.

  107. chiptones by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2

    MIDI only requires a license from the songwriter, and those are cheap.

    Not only cheap, but compulsory. [pdf]

    I think the ringtone craze is kind of cool... back in the days before CD-quality audio I used to be amazed by the chiptunes that talented game musicians could coax out of the meager little 4-voice FM synthesis chips on the old 8-bit consoles and computers. Just like the Gameboy Advance has kept the 2D scroller alive while the high-end consoles are all doing 3D, I see these programmable ringers as keeping the old chiptune music alive in a way.

  108. Taken by ccchips · · Score: 1

    In the movie "Taken", Allison is offered the opportunity to leave Earth and join the aliens, as they believe she is not safe here, and would be better off somewhere else.

    It's getting to the point where I don't even bother to read these articles about copyright; they're always almost exactly the same. Like a mantra.

    But it just occurred to me that, even if the people who did "Taken" aren't saying it, I think I understand the meaning now.

    People with any dignity should just leave. Just hope they don't come back here someday and turn it into a hog farm.

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  109. the only thing that will save the music industry . by kraksmoka · · Score: 2

    . . . is it's own eventual destruction, or conversion into the book publishing industry. it is out of hand, fixing prices, and simply unresponsive to market demands these days. if it all fell apart, there might be fewer backstreet boys, and more musicians making better livings and owning their own works once again. . . . .

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  110. Wrong about Weird Al by SuperKendall · · Score: 2

    As the other poster pointed out, you are incorrect that you need permission. Note that Weird Al is very nice and always asks for permission - but if you knew your Weird Al history you would remember that there was some confusion between Coolio's agent and Weird Al, which resulting in Weird Al releasing "Amish Paradise". Coolio did not authorize that song at all, and was very upset about it - but it still remained on the CD, Coolio got nothing for it, and it sells to this day.

    Just because Weird Al asks does not mean he has to.

    Also, note the many many parodies put on Dr. Demento, broadcast over the radio - do you really think all those guys asked for permission, and got it? I don't think so.

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    1. Re:Wrong about Weird Al by arbofnot · · Score: 1

      Weird Al releasing "Amish Paradise". Coolio did not authorize that song at all, and was very upset about it - but it still remained on the CD, Coolio got nothing for it

      Coolio's track is based on a Steve Wonder tune called "Pastime Paradise"...

  111. Unique Ringtone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an old Qualcomm 2700 phone (better than 7 years old). I have absolutely NO problem picking out my phone in a crowd. No one uses that phone but ME! I'm sick of all of the "micro" phones out there. I have big hands - I need large buttons to push! Even though my phone is 2-3x larger than current model phones - it still hides in MY hand. The RIAA needs to get a life.

  112. We are all going to go deaf! by istar · · Score: 1

    With the outraging debate on lossy formats and mp3's quality damaging our ears, may the /. gods save us from the damaging low Hz of the low quality RIAA & DMAA copywrited ring tones!!

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  113. Re:Thanks by reezle · · Score: 2

    Glad to see SOMEONE got the reference... ;-}

  114. Re:When can I get custom alarmtones for my car ala by SRain315 · · Score: 1

    Ironically, Monty Python chose The Liberty Bell (by John Philip Sousa) because it was an old BBC(?) recording which had entered the public domain! Talk about a great example of original, creative derivative work...

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  115. Re:Copyrighted how - Let them have the cash by harryman100 · · Score: 1
    So although it looks like a nice revenue stream for the music industry, why should they get any cash ?
    Let them have the cash!

    If it funds the music industry then this could (OK?, so it is unlikely, but that is not the point, the point is that it is possible) lead to free/cheap (legal) downloads of music on the net. Which (for all those people who haven't spotted already) means that all the people who have a phone that rings (or no phone at all) get away paying more or less nothing for their music!

    I say again, let them have the cash. If you are stupid/vain enough to have a ringtone that sounds (loosely) like a chart song, you deserve to be fleeced of all your hard earned cash.

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    Harry
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  116. The sad thing is... by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 2

    ...I've done that (no, it was not at a university's student center, or anywhere in public for that matter). I don't actually use it though.

  117. My letter to the Washington Post Online: by WebMasterJoe · · Score: 2
    "I was in a mall the other day and I heard [the theme to] "Batman," Dunn recalled. "I wanted to say, 'Hey, I did that.' "
    Dear Washingtonpost.com writer Christopher Stern,

    I just wanted to thank you for clarifying what Chris Dunn meant when he made the quote referenced above. At first, I thought, "Wow! Batman was at the mall! And Chris Dunn heard him!" Thanks to your insightful editorial alteration, I now understand that he only heard the theme song to the television show by the same name. The fourteen extra bytes transmitted to convey that information was well worth it.

    Keep up the good work!

    Yours Truly,
    -Joe
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  118. The Nine Billion Ringtones of God by stereoroid · · Score: 2

    After you do that, look up, and check if the stars are going out. Not much point worrying about what happens next...

    (xref the Arthur C Clarke short story.)

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    (this is not a .sig)
  119. Sample composer contracts by yerricde · · Score: 2

    There's no way to guarantee that the song you just wrote doesn't happen to be similar to a song you may or may not have heard when you were 6.

    Does this mean that if I don't want to go to prison for failing to have enough income to make payments on damages from a copyright infringement lawsuit, I should simply avoid composing and having published musical works that I reasonably claim to have written?

    Have music publishers been asking you to make that guarantee?

    Yes. Music publishers and record labels require in their contracts that all works submitted by the artist are original works that do not infringe on the rights of a third party. Here are some sample contracts:

    Are you asking because you've discovered that you've unconciously done this?

    Yes. Several times, I have wrote a song that I thought was original, and then a couple weeks later, I heard it on an oldies station. I have talked to others who have had the same problem, but they provided no solution as to how to avoid the problem in the general case. Though I caught myself before publishing anything, I'm afraid that next time I won't be so lucky.

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    Will I retire or break 10K?
  120. Greedy is an understatement... by Adam+Wheeler · · Score: 1
    "But the music industry recently has begun demanding a bigger share, arguing that the time spent downloading ring tones boosts demand for the nation's wireless networks and overall revenue for cell phone companies."

    {sarcasm}
    My, what a brilliant idea! The music business could sue the oil industry for a share! Why, without new music in record stores, people wouldn't have to drive there, and their profits would go down! So, a portion of the oil industries profits are based on the popularity of the latest Bon Jovi album! They should get a cut!

    Wait! Another great idea! A portion of the ear plug manufacturing industries profit is DIRECTLY RELATED to the number of concerts presented by the music business! Therefore, a portion of their profits should also be DEMANDED!
    {/sarcasm}

    Etc etc...

    It is my suggestion that the MONEY GRUBBIN' SCUM in the music industry accept the fact that their high paying jobs are being eliminated by automated technology advancements and either take that early retirement or retrain for another line of work just like our parents and grandparents had to do.

    The artists will see none of this money.

    This reminds me of the fact that in order to record your own original music in the privacy of your own home on your own component CD recorder you first have to purchase a blank MUSIC CD-R that includes an automatic royalty payment to the music industry.

    This should, in my opinion, be legal under "fair use". Of course today, even our language is defined by lawyers.

    Forget free health care. Perhaps we should consider a free and fair legal system where the rich are forced to use the same lawyers as the poor. Oh, and just a note, where is the word "lawyer" in the constitution?

  121. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 1

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