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  1. A better way to spend $700,000,000,000 on $700 Billion Bailout Signed Into Law · · Score: 1
  2. Re:Seriously it is quite an achievement on $700 Billion Bailout Signed Into Law · · Score: 1

    I think there are better solutions, but what do you do as just a regular citizen. You blog, and no one listens => A better way to spend $700,000,000,000

  3. Re:Why on Now Google's CAPTCHA Is Broken · · Score: 0

    *advances

  4. Re:Why on Now Google's CAPTCHA Is Broken · · Score: 1, Informative

    The point of these Turing tests is to determine the difference between a man and a machine. Apparently google and microsoft can't do this. Its not the publics fault there are advanced in technology, if anyone Google and Microsoft should understand this.

  5. Re:To paraphrase on On Fourth Launch Attempt, SpaceX Falcon 1 Reaches Orbit · · Score: 0

    OMGF.
    That's one small step for a SpaceX, one giant leap for capitalism!

    There fixed it for you.

  6. Re:I know it's slashdot, but... on T-Mobile May Offer Free Gmail Data Access On G1 Phone · · Score: 0

    Yeah, I know, but its no where as hot as the Diamond or HD mentioned above. Those phones are slicker than snail turds.

  7. Re:I know it's slashdot, but... on T-Mobile May Offer Free Gmail Data Access On G1 Phone · · Score: 0

    I agree, the HTC hardware is hot as fuck, but windows mobile makes me want to kill the children of the software developers. Unfortunately for me my other option is OpenMoko, which I bought and returned in the same day because its such an infuriating piece of crap.

  8. Re:I know it's slashdot, but... on T-Mobile May Offer Free Gmail Data Access On G1 Phone · · Score: 0

    The big thing here to note is that google who knows every shit piece of information about you via your gmail account, now will actually know your [real] name, your phone number, your address, your email address, and if you have GPS, well, where you are. Im just curious how much information tmobile will share with them to offset the cost.

    Yay google, you are officially creepier than the uncle that always wants you to sit on his lap.

  9. Re:Ridiculous idea on T-Mobile May Offer Free Gmail Data Access On G1 Phone · · Score: 0

    here here chap. I pay 30 bucks for a data plan on my blackberry. 'browser' as it is called makes me want to kill everyone i walk by. opera mini is an equally frustrating piece of shit. THe 'slow down over hyperlinks' feature completely sucks. Im pretty much sure everyone that has a data plan on any phone is getting ass raped, technically speaking. The world should demand a good mobile browser now. We should make a commercial like the demand oil solutions commercial.

  10. Move to California. on Defusing the Threat of Disgruntled IT Workers · · Score: 0

    Where you can sue a shitty company for overtime if you want to. It really does pay to treat us like dirt, well, it pays me at least.

  11. Sounds like... on Japanese Begin Working On Space Elevator · · Score: 0

    Sounds like something gnomes would build.

  12. Sounds like... on Judge Munley is So Out of My Top 8 · · Score: 0

    Sounds like the student's claim that he was into the kiddies was right, why else would a man in his 40s or 50s be trolling around myspace.

  13. Re:88 million USD on Indian Moon Mission To Launch Next Month · · Score: 0

    Why do everyoneelses use Metric measures when Imperial is the American Standard (just like the toilet)?

  14. Goddamn you google. on Knol, the Wikipedia Maybe-Fork? · · Score: 0

    Fuck google. SOmeone needed to say it. I figured Id tail it on this troll. Seriously though. Fuck Google. Stop doing everything. Its great that you are good at it, but other people want to do shit and everytime someone want to do anything you douchebags go and do it and back it with your fuckton resources so no one else has a chance. I seriously hate your 'do no evil' asses. And I want to punch the asshole that decided to developer Chrome so web developers have to support 'another fuck-ass browser.' I know Im trolling, but I can't stand to hear about these douchebags everyday.

  15. Re:New ads on Microsoft Uses "I'm a PC" Character In New Ads · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good!? Good?! They were GREAT! I ran out and bought a new Windows Majave laptop!!! Who is laughing now steve jobs?!

  16. Re:Quick! on Berners-Lee Launches New W3 Foundation · · Score: 0

    i think the dryness of my humor must have caused some dryness and itching in your vagina.

  17. Re:Quick! on Berners-Lee Launches New W3 Foundation · · Score: 1

    america is.

  18. This is good news people. on Indian Woman Convicted of Murder By Brain Scan · · Score: 0, Troll

    Maybe this will teach women to stay in the kitchen.

  19. The GatesMan Cometh. on Microsoft Causes Internal Family Strife · · Score: 1

    The first ad was kind of funny to me, I dont know why. This one was horse's shit and was 4 minutes long.

    And whats up with Bill's acting skills. His lines feel so read. Come on, money bags can't afford a weekend acting boot camp!?

    And Jerry Fucking Seinfeld?! What were they thinking.

    BillGates: These Mac ads are making us look like douchebags. How can we look cool?
    MarketingExec: How about we make shitty vignettes of you and Jerry Seinfeld?
    BG: Thats the guy that wrote 'Bee Movie' right?!
    MarketingExec: Yep
    BG: Perfect. No one could possibly think we are douchebags after doing a skit with Jerry Seinfeld.

    Wrong, you are more douchey. Like an old festering summer's eve nozzle. Next time you want to do some comedy Bill, bringeth the iceman.

  20. Re:i'm no MS fan, but... on Microsoft Causes Internal Family Strife · · Score: 1

    zing!

  21. Re:Can't wait to see... on NASA Developing Small Nuclear Reactor For the Moon · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't be surprised if the shuttle containing a small nuclear reactor 'accidentally' went all 'Challenger' and crashed into Iraq.

    I wouldn't be more surprised if we had a back up shuttle and reactor that did the same thing but hit Iran.

  22. Re:Best source for evil scientist news on CERN, the Big Bang and Impact On the IT Industry · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was listening to a radio show where they were interviewing one of the scientists from LHC and they asked about destroying the world. The host asked something to the effect of "what could go wrong that would end up destroying the world?" The scientist responded with, "nothing would go wrong. It's an experiment, that would just be the outcome."

    Im curious what its like to have to walk around with balls that huge everyday.

  23. Re:We need more evil scientists on CERN, the Big Bang and Impact On the IT Industry · · Score: 0

    I heard it was running on Microsoft Mojave...

  24. Re:Simple: on San Fran Hunts For Mystery Device On City Network · · Score: 0

    You insensitive clod. Mine is leveling out my dinning room table nicely.

  25. uh oh. on Possible Monogamy Gene Found In People · · Score: 0

    I dont have that gene.