I always thought that the best episodes, were the ones that avoided the "dreaded main thread" . . . just show something weird, about some creepy-crawly critter, and do a bit of self satire.
Oh, my fucking God! The Muslims killed Captain Crunch . . . and Snap, Crackle and Pop . . . and the Trix Rabbit! Things are getting serious now! C'mon Americans! Radical Muslims are easy to spot. Their women wear head to toe burkas. You are armed to the teeth . . . you just need to shoot at the burkas!
Otherwise, Muslims will take out your breakfast precious bodily fluids!
He just got his own dick back. No someone else's. Big difference. Recently some rapper wigged out on PCP and chopped of his as well, and then tossed it off the balcony. It was sown back on successfully.
It's a good thing the other guy had a spare to share
Actually, I was wondering if they had a one-per-patient policy. Having a "Kerberos" or a "Ghidra" would be quite amusing . . . a great Halloween gag! But it might get you on the sex-offenders list.
I think men would sign up on the donor list. Think about it . . . you can keep on fucking, even after you have died!
Now I am waiting for the post, "Why is this News for Nerds" . . .
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
Let's have a war
So you can go and die!
Let's have a war!
We could all use the money!
Let's have a war!
We need the space!
Let's have a war!
Clean out this place!
Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!
Let's have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let's have a war!
Let our wallets get fat like last time!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
Wouldn't work. Those Little Green Martians would all say "Not In My Back Martian Yard".
This CO2 turbine idea sounds interesting. It's too bad that we don't have enough CO2 on Earth. Otherwise, we could switch from fossil fuels to CO2 turbines, and stop global warming!
The problem with DST is the way we implementing it. When you do a "Fall? Fall back!" nobody complains about having an extra hour to sleep. "Spring? Spring forward!" Sucks for everyone. They are all grumpy because they lost an hour of sleep.
So my solution would be, instead of turning clocks ahead an hour in the spring, turn them back 23 hours. That day is wasted. Gone.
Try again later. "User error. Please replace user and try again."
Oh, that's easy! The people who won are the ones who emigrated to the US and opened a chain of restaurants named "What the Pho . . . ?"
Slightly off topic, but Pho tastes absolutely delicious. An Asian shop nearby sells soup-base for Pho in jars. One teaspoon of that in boiling water and anything tastes great!
I actually speculated that my own, sweaty tennis shoes, would taste good when cooked in that stuff!
Back on topic, maybe if those ISIS folks sat down, with the rest of their enemies, for a communal meal of PolygamousRanchKid tennis shoes Pho . . . maybe they could hammer out a peace plan . . . ?
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Economics?!?! It's politics! Tell your people, "Look, we are a nuclear power now!"
Even if that is not the truth, most folks in Jordan won't be able to recognize the difference.
I always thought that the best episodes, were the ones that avoided the "dreaded main thread" . . . just show something weird, about some creepy-crawly critter, and do a bit of self satire.
Those were the best.
get those aliens off my lawn!
Sorry. Obama granted all of them amnesty, and they won't be deported to their home planet.
Deal with having aliens on your lawn.
Try bringing them out some lemonade, and trying to make friends with them . . . ?
Ginni Rometty is pushing 60 years old. She will probably dead in twenty, or so Alzheimered out, that there is no difference anyway.
What does she care, how her decision affects the position of IBM or the US in the future?
She is concerned with cashing in, like, now.
for IBM to lay off another couple hundred thousand.
The last time Ginni Rometty fired a bunch of IBMers . . . just a few months ago . . . she was rewarded with a $7 million bonus.
Why would she not want to lay off another bunch? She will get another $7 million for that again.
Oh, my fucking God! The Muslims killed Captain Crunch . . . and Snap, Crackle and Pop . . . and the Trix Rabbit! Things are getting serious now! C'mon Americans! Radical Muslims are easy to spot. Their women wear head to toe burkas. You are armed to the teeth . . . you just need to shoot at the burkas!
Otherwise, Muslims will take out your breakfast precious bodily fluids!
I'm guessing that French politicians have odd numbered plates . . .
I think if we simply reverse the polarity of the neutrons, all will be well.
Otherwise, just call Voyager Ex-Borg 36 of D up on the bridge, and at least we will enjoy our demise with a bit of amusement . . .
When I am sometimes debugging some " programmers' " code . . . I think that the programmer belongs in jail.
All that data is probably very useful for the NSA: "Where has target X been driven to?"
He just got his own dick back. No someone else's. Big difference. Recently some rapper wigged out on PCP and chopped of his as well, and then tossed it off the balcony. It was sown back on successfully.
It's a good thing the other guy had a spare to share
Actually, I was wondering if they had a one-per-patient policy. Having a "Kerberos" or a "Ghidra" would be quite amusing . . . a great Halloween gag! But it might get you on the sex-offenders list.
I think men would sign up on the donor list. Think about it . . . you can keep on fucking, even after you have died!
Now I am waiting for the post, "Why is this News for Nerds" . . .
Actually, the headline could have been simply shortened to: Obama Administration Wants More Legal Power!
And whatever administration that comes next, will also want more legal power.
So I guess punk band FEAR has what you want:
There's so many of us
There's so many of us
There's so many
Let's have a war
So you can go and die!
Let's have a war!
We could all use the money!
Let's have a war!
We need the space!
Let's have a war!
Clean out this place!
Let's have a war!
Jack up the Dow Jones!
Let's have a war!
It can start in New Jersey!
Let's have a war!
Blame it on the middle-class!
Let's have a war!
We're like rats in a cage!
Let's have a war!
Sell the rights to the networks!
Let's have a war!
Let our wallets get fat like last time!
It already started in the city!
Suburbia will be just as easy!
The joke is, most folks who are willing to spend $10,000 for watch won't be able to tell the fake ones from the real ones.
He'll be caught soon . . . when he logs on to Facebook to brag about being a fugitive, the cops will know where he is . . .
. . . with Facebook providing free info to the cops!
Wouldn't work. Those Little Green Martians would all say "Not In My Back Martian Yard".
This CO2 turbine idea sounds interesting. It's too bad that we don't have enough CO2 on Earth. Otherwise, we could switch from fossil fuels to CO2 turbines, and stop global warming!
Maybe.
Id love to see the breakdown on where they came up with this number.
Being that Obama just pulled that number out of his ass . . . I don't think you would want to see it in any detail.
The problem with DST is the way we implementing it. When you do a "Fall? Fall back!" nobody complains about having an extra hour to sleep. "Spring? Spring forward!" Sucks for everyone. They are all grumpy because they lost an hour of sleep.
So my solution would be, instead of turning clocks ahead an hour in the spring, turn them back 23 hours. That day is wasted. Gone.
Try again later. "User error. Please replace user and try again."
With odds like that, how could they be wrong?
The race was rigged. By the mafia. Tony Soprano's crew made a fortune on this.
Mandatory anal bleaching.
Deal with it.
Texas does in fact allow open carry of long guns. What it doesn't allow is open carry of hand guns.
"This is my rifle, this is my gun, this one*s for fighting, this one's for fun."
I'll need to remember that on m next trip to Texas.
I can claim my right to carry open my "long gun".
However, I think I will get jail time for that.
He's not dead. Just resting. Pining for the Fjords.
He had a blue shirt. Not a red one.
Ask the people of Vietnam who won.
Oh, that's easy! The people who won are the ones who emigrated to the US and opened a chain of restaurants named "What the Pho . . . ?"
Slightly off topic, but Pho tastes absolutely delicious. An Asian shop nearby sells soup-base for Pho in jars. One teaspoon of that in boiling water and anything tastes great!
I actually speculated that my own, sweaty tennis shoes, would taste good when cooked in that stuff!
Back on topic, maybe if those ISIS folks sat down, with the rest of their enemies, for a communal meal of PolygamousRanchKid tennis shoes Pho . . . maybe they could hammer out a peace plan . . . ?
Should of been "we stopped at two bongs . Which is where they stopped reading. What were they smoking? Not the kind herb.
I'm guessing that is was Two Atomic Bongs