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  1. Finally... on Next Prince of Persia Game Promises Fresh Start · · Score: 1

    ...a game about me.

    Regards
    ZarathustraDK

  2. Not canon... on Authentic Viking DNA From 1,000-Year-Old Skeletons · · Score: 1

    Pff... if they want to do it properly they should announce that there are holes in the DNA which they had to fill out with DNA from genetically engineered dinosaurs.
    Really, they'd be unstoppable. A Viking-Velociraptor with a battleaxe and the speed of a cheetah...*drool*

    Succes should of course be measured in imperial amounts of pillaged monestaries per hour or raped peasantry per minute.

  3. Watch out, here comes Activision! on New Urinal-Based Video Game Makes a Splash · · Score: 1

    Soon they'll release "Pissoir Hero", soon to be followed by its open source equivalent "Dicks on Fire".

  4. Meh... on It's Not Time for OSS Release Cycle Synchronization · · Score: 1

    I can understand why you'd want synchronicity when you're working with a project as big as Ubuntu.

    But still, for the overall health of Open Source software, running asynchronous is more beneficial, as errors spotted in one major distro will urge the next major distro in line to pay attention to this particular problem.

    It'd suck big time if all major distros committed the same mistake, and would have to wait 5-6 months to correct them, giving companies like MS ample time to astroturf/FUD in their favor. Best leave this one alone Mark.

  5. 3 soldiers arguing... on Microsoft Patents 'Proactive' Virus Protection · · Score: 1

    Soldier 1 : Haha, I get to protect the president.
    Soldier 2 : No _I_ get to protect the president.
    Soldier 3 : Fuck off, I am getting to protect the president.
    The president : FFS shut up and protect me all of you!

  6. How about... on F/OSS Flat-File Database? · · Score: 1

    How about a graphite-on-cellulose based solution? Advantages include tactile feedback, choice of open-format-specifications which everyone can read if you wish it, and the possibility for safe data-deletion through applied combustion just in case the pigs show up?

  7. Self-contradictory on YouTube Refuses To Remove Terrorist Videos · · Score: 1

    America : We support free speech as long as people don't say bad things about us.

  8. Re:right, so? on 2nd Generation "$100 Laptop" Will Be an E-Book Reader · · Score: 1

    I mean, I hope that someday I'll shit strawberry-flavored lollipops while driving in my flying car, on autopilot while I bonk my supermodel wife... Individually they're cool, but HOPING to do any 2 out of the 3 simultaneously is either irresponsible or strange, let alone all 3 at the same time.
  9. The lesser evil... on Google Assists In Arrest Of Indian Man · · Score: 1

    He had a choice, the other one was using Vista. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.