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  1. This just in... on BioShock 3 Confirmed Despite Lack of BioShock 2 · · Score: 1

    ScuttleMonkey is confirmed to be the worst editor of stories on Slashdot.

  2. Re:Silver lining... on Behind China's Great Firewall · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wow this mod must be pmsing today. They've given troll mods to almost half a dozen posts so far. I'm still baffled by how any of them are trolling, though. Has Wan Gang become a slashdot mod?

  3. Re:So... on Crysis Sequel Announced, Still PC Only · · Score: 1, Insightful

    An extremely high-end gaming machine can be put together for $1,000 You must have a different notion of "high-end" than the rest of the world, then.
  4. Wow... on Behind China's Great Firewall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    defending Web limitations as necessary to protect the country's citizens. Yes, without filtered internet, who knows what untold damage might sweep through the populace!
  5. Re:Intrusive Robotic Teleconferencing on Conference Robot Connects Offices in Different Countries · · Score: 1

    Or maybe the ladies room. That would be a rather useless endeavor unless it had x-ray vision. Those burqas are hard to see through.
  6. Re:This thing resembles R2D2... on Conference Robot Connects Offices in Different Countries · · Score: 1

    The R2D2 line was from TFA. It wasn't made up by the "anonymous reader".

  7. Re:Paulie. on Conference Robot Connects Offices in Different Countries · · Score: 1

    My name is Milton you insensitive clod!

  8. Re:Am I missing something? on Conference Robot Connects Offices in Different Countries · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't the robot need to hang out by the oil cooler? I don't think they like water...

  9. Great way to annoy your underlings on Conference Robot Connects Offices in Different Countries · · Score: 1

    Hello Peter, what's happening? Listen, are you gonna have those TPS reports for us this afternoon?

  10. So... on Crysis Sequel Announced, Still PC Only · · Score: 5, Funny

    does this one require dual, dual-gpu video cards and a dual, quad core system just to get 30fps at full settings?

  11. Re:Oh HELL NO! on How Tech-Savvy Will the Next President Be? · · Score: 1

    Especially when you have more than one person who you can turn to for information. That is unless they are feeding you bullshit.
  12. Re:Come and get your love! on Verizon Wireless To Buy Alltel For $28B · · Score: 1

    I think it is you who missed MY joke.

  13. Re:!_READ_ME_!.txt on Sneaky Blackmailing Virus That Encrypts Data · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    [darth vader voice]nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/darth vader voice]

  14. Wow on Sneaky Blackmailing Virus That Encrypts Data · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I for one welcome our new encryption-based, extorting overlords.

  15. Re:which to get on Quick Review of Penny Arcade Game · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The great thing about the 360 isn't beating the games, it's showing everyone online that I did.

  16. Re:Come and get your love! on Verizon Wireless To Buy Alltel For $28B · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I don't have to worry about not being in her circle! That's because her new boyfriend was instead.
  17. Thank goodness on Verizon Wireless To Buy Alltel For $28B · · Score: 4, Funny

    Does that mean now that the horrible Alltel commercials will finally end?

  18. WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE LAWYERS?!?! on UCF Studying Health Benefits of Video Games · · Score: -1, Redundant

    But where is this going to leave Jack Thompson?

  19. Re:Simply send this message to the printer: on How To Frame a Printer For Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    Nope, I just inadvertently changed fuck to hell.

  20. Re:Oh great..1st it was the Expresso machine.. on How Laptops in Education Can Help Dictators, Hurt Learning · · Score: 1

    .. downloading Portman piccies.. Did you forget the hot grits?
  21. Re:Not to be cynical or anything, but... on June Gaming Sees Host of Releases · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't be surprised if the Indiana Jones game was as well. I'm sorry, but the summary clearly says Indian Jones. Get your facts straight next time please.
  22. Re:If the right people get framed... on How To Frame a Printer For Copyright Infringement · · Score: 1

    Nah, they'll weasel themselves out of it through some sort of retroactive immunity.

  23. Re:Simply send this message to the printer: on How To Frame a Printer For Copyright Infringement · · Score: 3, Funny

    What the hell does that mean?

  24. Just say no to slashvertisements on June Gaming Sees Host of Releases · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What a shitty list of games in the summary. I can't really see anything in that list emptying out my wallet or making my thumbs sore.

  25. Re:One Good Thing on The Greatest Defunct Websites and Dotcom Disasters · · Score: 1

    Yep, and Ballmer was able to stockpile ammo for many years to come!