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  1. Re:It's about time... on Attacks Against Unpatched Microsoft Bug Multiply · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yo dawg, I heard you liked ActiveX, so I put some Excel in your Excel so you could get exploited while you were getting exploited.

  2. Re:Nerdgasm on IronKey Unveils Self-Destructing USB Flash Drive · · Score: 1

    I suspect that particular gizmo would be illegal to carry in the UK.

  3. Where's Nedry ? on Sequencing a Human Genome In a Week · · Score: 1

    Check the vending machines !

  4. Re:It's stupid really... and will fail on The Evolution of Multiplayer Games and Online Play · · Score: 1

    People in the same room, talking smack

    I read that as "taking smack" ! I'd have thought speed was the drug of choice amongst LAN party-goers.

  5. Re:Ehem... there goes in flight entertainment on The Evolution of Multiplayer Games and Online Play · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like to play Snakes on a plane.

  6. Re:This isn't programming. on How To Teach Programming To Kids, Via XBox · · Score: 4, Funny

    programming thanks to ZZT

    Cos every girl's crazy 'bout a C#-dressed man.

  7. Sturgeon's Law on Tech Or Management Beyond Age 39? · · Score: 1

    90% of everything is crap. Including engineers and managers.

  8. Re:Fallout on US, Russia Reach Nuclear Arsenal Agreement · · Score: 1

    How about a nice game of chess ?

  9. Re:Sarah Palin Post on Microsoft Warns of New Video ActiveX Vulnerability · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My ex-wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.

  10. Re:Guilty conscience? on Bugatti's Latest Veyron, Most Ridiculous Car on the Planet? · · Score: 1

    First, most people have at least one significant other who shares their riches. This fact alone means about 50% of the people with super spending power did not earn it.

    Hey, Melinda earned it - she worked on Microsoft Bob !

  11. Re:I'm still not clear on this.... on Revisiting the Five-Minute Rule · · Score: 1

    It's small, wicked fast, includes Firefox.

    To be pedantic, it's the Mozilla SeaMonkey suite. Puppy's a great distro though, especially for older machines.

  12. Re:It needs some method of data entry on CrunchPad Will Be a 'Dead Simple Web Tablet' · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Piece of piss" is Brit-speak for saying something is simple/easy to do. He's saying that operating a touch keyboard on a 12" screen would be very simple in comparison to typing on an iPhone.

    If you knew that, then my apologies.

  13. Re:rabit from the moon on Planck Telescope Is Coolest Spacecraft Ever · · Score: 1

    we should be able to figure out if a rodent is sitting on one.

    As any fule knoe, rabbits are considered to be leporids or lagomorphs.

  14. Re:rabit from the moon on Planck Telescope Is Coolest Spacecraft Ever · · Score: 1

    How many station wagons do you get per truck ?

  15. Re:W^X on Symantec Exec Warns Against Relying On Free Antivirus · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Most mainstream distros are years ahead of Windows as far as ease of use, maintenance and speed.

    What a lot of shite. Seriously. Video apps have a tendency to run faster and smoother on Windows. Ease of use ? Name me one current GUI-based OS which is even slightly difficult to use for anyone smarter than a moron.

  16. Re:Nearly all AV software suck on Symantec Exec Warns Against Relying On Free Antivirus · · Score: 1

    Awareness, Patching and Prudence.

    I read that as "Awesomeness". As Po says; "There is no charge for awesomeness".

  17. Re:The problem is/solution is... on Generating Power From Ocean Buoys and Kites · · Score: 1

    How much does 40,000 feet of cable weigh?

    Go to the top of the class !

    This was briefly discussed in Number Watch a few years ago.

  18. Re:...someone page kurzweil... on Hawking Says Humans Have Entered a New Stage of Evolution · · Score: 1

    I came here for a good argument!

    AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!

    An argument isn't just contradiction.

    Well! it CAN be!

    No it can't!

    An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.

  19. Re:BUT, consider: on Phoenix Lander Discovers Nighttime Snowfall On Mars · · Score: 0

    For once, "Frosty Piss" might have been more on-topic.

  20. Should have reprogrammed the lander on Phoenix Lander Discovers Nighttime Snowfall On Mars · · Score: 4, Funny

    to build a snowmartian.

  21. Re:Using M$ as a moniker for Microsoft on London Stock Exchange To Abandon Windows · · Score: 1

    No, no. MS....FTW !

  22. Re:Let me be the first to say... on London Stock Exchange To Abandon Windows · · Score: 2, Funny

    management [...] suits

    I see what you did there.

  23. Re:Similar at several European banks on London Stock Exchange To Abandon Windows · · Score: 2, Funny

    Nobody ever got fired for buying Microsoft.

  24. Re:Why would I want to run X86 emulator in my brow on Emulated PC Enables Linux Desktop In Your Browser · · Score: 1

    People who are know vinyl has something CDs can't replicate.

    So many worlds. But connecting them all is Dust. Dust was here before the witches of the air, the Gyptians of the water, and the bears of the ice. In my world, scholars invented an alethiometer - a golden compass - and it showed them all that was hidden. But the ruling power, fearing any truth but their own, destroyed these devices and forbade the very mention of Dust.

  25. Re:This doesn't make sense. on US Couple Gets Prison Time For Internet Obscenity · · Score: 4, Funny

    We *love* porn... until it's the kind that doesn't turn us on.

    Prude: Someone who enjoys sex less than you.
    Slut: Someone who enjoys sex more than you.