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  1. Re:There is only so much you can do with software on Next Console Generation Defined By Software, Not Hardware · · Score: 1

    If good enough was true in games we would all be playing pong and liking it :)

    Hey, I play Pong and I like it, you insensitive clod !

  2. RMS 2000 BC on Linguistic Clue Pushes Back Origin of "World's Oldest Computer" · · Score: 2, Funny

    This not a free form stick and sand device.

    "GNU/Stick and Sand" has the Four Freedoms.

  3. Re:Linus on Alan Cox Quits As Linux TTY Maintainer — "I've Had Enough" · · Score: 1

    It's not often I genuinely 'Laugh Out Loud' at a Slashdot post but that my friend was an epic ! +6 Funny

  4. Re:Obligatory SNL on Therapists Log On To WoW To Counsel Addicts · · Score: 5, Funny
  5. My hovercraft is full of eels on In Europe, Auto Spam Translation Kicks In · · Score: 4, Funny

    There to eat lemons, axe gravy soup.

  6. Re:This is a great breakthrough... on Transparent Aluminum Is "New State of Matter" · · Score: 1

    Wear the fox hat.

  7. Re:This is a great breakthrough... on Transparent Aluminum Is "New State of Matter" · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the GP uses a QUERTY !!1!!1!

    I used an AZERTY whilst on holiday in France. Egads, it felt like learning to type all over again.

  8. Re:Where the profit goes. on Music Industry Thriving In an Era of File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Artists are not being ripped off by record labels.

    Whilst I'm no great fan of her as a person or a musician, Courtney Love made a great speech about how artists are indeed ripped off by the labels. It makes for depressing reading.

  9. Re:Just imagine... on Music Industry Thriving In an Era of File Sharing · · Score: 1

    Hahaha. It's funny because it's true !

  10. Re:File-sharing has dropped in the UK on Music Industry Thriving In an Era of File Sharing · · Score: 1

    I reckon Spotify is one of the major reasons for the drop in file-sharing of music. On a personal, anecdotal basis, I used to use Limewire A LOT for previewing tracks from artists I'd been recommended. Nowadays, compared with Spotify, filesharing is just too much bloody hard work. If someone's not on Spotify (or YouTube) these days, it's unlikely I'll take the time to find out much about them, and consequently VERY unlikely that I'll actually get round to shelling out for a legit copy.

    How do you compete with free ? Make it free and convenient !

  11. Re:others trying to force their morales on us on Reprogrammed Skin Cells Turned Into Baby Mice · · Score: 1

    So that derives to "women cause murder" and hence should be punished each time I masturbate.

    Ceiling Cat is watching you.

  12. Re:I saw this movie on Indian Tiger Park Now Tiger-Free · · Score: 1

    RIP, Jeff Goldblum.

    Uuuuuuuh, he's not dead.

  13. Re:32Bit Amigas. on Embedded Linux Achieves One-Second Boot Time · · Score: 1

    flying the big pink plane

    Is this another example of teh "ghey slang" I've been hearing so much about ?

  14. Sitting with my legs crossed. on Low-Budget Electronics Projects For High School? · · Score: 1

    where we cut open pennies

    OMG. I read that as "cut open penises".

  15. Free as in beer on Indian Tiger Park Now Tiger-Free · · Score: 2, Funny

    Is this one of the 4 Freedoms I keep hearing about ?

  16. Re:What the fuck on Indian Tiger Park Now Tiger-Free · · Score: 4, Funny

    Q1. Why do elephants paint their 'nads red ?
    A1. So they can hide in cherry trees.

    Q2. What's the loadest sound in the jungle ?
    A2. A giraffe eating cherries.

  17. Re:Yeah, sure... on Indian Tiger Park Now Tiger-Free · · Score: 1

    They should have evolved a bulletproof skin, a gun on their forehead and a lawyer on their back.

    ITYM "a frickin' laser beam attached to their forehead".

  18. Staying Afloat ? on Staying Afloat In a Sea of iPhone Apps · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's an app for that !

  19. Re:wait wait wait... on New Service Converts Torrents Into PNG Images · · Score: 1

    I think you're thinking of stenography.

    I don't think he is.

  20. Re:Microsoft shills on Internet Astroturfer Fined $300,000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leave us alone !

  21. Re:Sure, runs on GNU/Linux on US Postal Service Moves To GNU/Linux · · Score: 1
  22. Re:Sure, runs on GNU/Linux on US Postal Service Moves To GNU/Linux · · Score: 1

    I know COBOL.

    [Lex] "This is a COBOL system - I know this !" [/Lex]

  23. Re:Sure, runs on GNU/Linux on US Postal Service Moves To GNU/Linux · · Score: 1

    It's saving grace is the fully defined data structure

    And its saving Grace is Admiral Hopper.

  24. Re:Why not last fm on Microsoft Readies a Rival To Spotify · · Score: 1

    I use it as a huge jukebox - i.e. I know what I'm looking for and search for specific artists or tracks. I use old-fashioned methods to discover new music - friends' recommendations, magazine reviews or tips from online forums.

    I'm not saying this is the right or only way to do things but Spotify works for me in a way that no other online service does. I don't subscribe currently but would happily pay the £10/month if the free service disappeared.

    One of the record industry's complaints about file sharing was that "you can't compete with free". Spotify has shown that if you make it free AND more convenient than file sharing, you can compete and furthermore win. It simply wouldn't occur to me to get music via file sharing these days - it's just too much hard work. Hell, it's easier to fire off a track in Spotify than it is to get a CD out of the rack !

    I love music and Spotify makes me feel like a kid in a candy store. Superb !

  25. Re:Why not last fm on Microsoft Readies a Rival To Spotify · · Score: 1

    Once you've tried Spotify, you will never ask this question again. It's that good.